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  Speaker 1: I know that this is a show about wealthy women
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  Speaker 1: in their fifties. I can only take Rose so many
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  Speaker 1: plot lines that revolve around real estate.
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  Speaker 2: She's sheen ami.
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  Speaker 1: No man, not homi may yo yo?
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  Speaker 2: What is your childnge trauma?
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 2: Yo?
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  Speaker 1: What's going down?
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  Speaker 2: Before round? Welcome to Like a Virgin, the Patreon exclusive
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  Speaker 2: podcast where we talk about it and just like that,
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  Speaker 2: almost against our own will, I'm Rose Damu and.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fran Torado swallowing down a burb just as you
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  Speaker 1: brought me into the conversation.
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  Speaker 2: And Phoebe is also here, but has not watched this
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  Speaker 2: week's episode, so she has muted herself. She may chime in.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think she should still chime in's you
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  Speaker 1: don't really have to watch the show in order to
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  Speaker 1: participate in the conversation, which is a horrible thing to say,
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  Speaker 1: but for this one, we can say it.
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  Speaker 2: I honestly don't know if I liked this episode or
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  Speaker 2: I hated this episode. I think it just kind of exists,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't really have I don't feel positively or
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  Speaker 2: negatively about it. But that also could because I'm in
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  Speaker 2: the grips of a major depressive episode, so who knows,
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  Speaker 2: But I think that's kind of I think that's kind
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  Speaker 2: of how like and just like that is maybe best experience.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, in a kind of in a fugue state, in
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  Speaker 1: a in a kind of numb fugue state, for sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I definitely experienced this episode in something of
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  Speaker 1: a kind of catatonic state. I even re watched half
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  Speaker 1: of it because I was just like interested in following
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  Speaker 1: up on some of these plotlines. But the first among
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  Speaker 1: them we have to talk about that you've already touched
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  Speaker 1: on is Anthony and him, you know, going through the
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  Speaker 1: motions of what is an extremely popular gay male phenomenon,
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  Speaker 1: which is procrasting it, which is procrastinating on a hookup
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  Speaker 1: because you're scared of a giant horse cock. And I
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  Speaker 1: feel like if I were him, I'd be like I'd
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  Speaker 1: be I don't know where you think you're putting that thing,
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  Speaker 1: but like I'm gonna wait till the last possible moment
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  Speaker 1: for you to come at me with that, because huge
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  Speaker 1: horse cocks are not fun to fuck. Sorry, I've never
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  Speaker 1: in my I've never in my life like fucked someone
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  Speaker 1: with a huge or No, that's not true, Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: have had great sex with someone who had a horse cock,
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  Speaker 1: but he was a professional. The other horse talks out there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you do know how to use it, and
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  Speaker 1: you're no, I would.
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  Speaker 2: I would so much rather a hook up with someone
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  Speaker 2: who had a small dick than a gigantic one.
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  Speaker 1: Not a small dick, but like a boyfriend dick, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, No, I think a small
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  Speaker 1: dick a girlfriend dick, honestly girlfriend dick. I like if
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  Speaker 1: someone like the amount of grinder messages I receive on
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  Speaker 1: a daily basis that are just people showing me they're
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  Speaker 1: huge cocks you expect expecting me to like fall over
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  Speaker 1: onto them, and like they just don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: Like that's not appealing to me. And I understand there
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  Speaker 2: are size queens out there looking for their very own Jiuseppe,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm not one of them. I don't. I like,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely don't care about big dicks. You feel like they're pretty, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they're pretty. I guess they're really pretty.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they're lovely to they're lovely to like bat
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  Speaker 1: around like a little cat, toying.
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  Speaker 2: And be like I do like the only person who
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  Speaker 2: I think has a good philosophy about big dix is
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  Speaker 2: friend of ours and friend of the podcast, Remy Durand,
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  Speaker 2: who has said why would he suck a dick smaller
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  Speaker 2: than his own? And you know what, I love that
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  Speaker 2: for him.
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  Speaker 1: I love that for him as well. Hmm, measuring against
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  Speaker 1: my own. No, let me knock get into that. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I feel like the Anthony thing. It's just
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  Speaker 1: like I don't under don't I don't really believe the
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  Speaker 1: circumstances we're in. He's just like, no, this doesn't make sense. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'll never have sex with you.
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  Speaker 2: Like you have to believe it because that's what's happening
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  Speaker 2: on the show. Like I know that you don't think
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  Speaker 2: it's real.
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  Speaker 1: Potional, like is it a generational thing? Like I just
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  Speaker 1: don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: I think he just understands that Giuseeppe is much hotter
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  Speaker 2: than him and is like, this can't be real. And
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  Speaker 2: I you know, by the end of the episode, he
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  Speaker 2: has accepted it and they are about to, I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: jerk each other off in Anthony's like god daughter's childhood bedroom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: which is very inappropriate, but I'm sure Charlotte and Harry
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  Speaker 2: don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 1: No, they don't care. Let's get into Chay's love interest here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Chay has their horrible solo side plot in
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  Speaker 2: which they are a receptionist of an animal rescue shelter
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  Speaker 2: and some fucking non binary battye. He walks in with
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  Speaker 2: a box full of baby kittens and is like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you look like has anyone ever told you you look
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  Speaker 2: like Ja Diaz? And that's when I started fully dissociating.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Phoebe, who hasn't watched the episode, is like losing from.
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  Speaker 1: This spotlighte and Cha basically on the spot says, oh, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: I have shows coming up, I got gigs to do,
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  Speaker 1: and they don't, and so now they have to like
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  Speaker 1: figure out how to create work to impress the non
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  Speaker 1: binary body with the box of kittens.
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  Speaker 2: Which it like is is a tails old as time
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  Speaker 2: tails old time like saying that you're actually have an
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  Speaker 2: artistic project in the works that you don't in order
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  Speaker 2: to impress someone with the shaved head.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, the times I've done that, baby.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure we're going to get a lot of really
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  Speaker 2: good humor out of that, because you know, Chay like
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  Speaker 2: is such a incisive comic voice.
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  Speaker 1: Here's how I want the plot line to go. I
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  Speaker 1: want Chay to pursue this envy, this shaved head envy
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  Speaker 1: with the kittens, and they start to.
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  Speaker 2: Never even got their pronouns.
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  Speaker 1: You never even got their pronouns. They start to like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like you know, flur and maybe they're going
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  Speaker 1: to go out and lo and behold this character is
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  Speaker 1: actually the one with the giant horse cock, and that
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  Speaker 1: becomes the I just need, I just need if you're
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  Speaker 1: going to introduce a giant horsecock into the cinematic universe
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  Speaker 1: of the show and not use it like where.
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  Speaker 2: Not give it to a person?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, No, I just I like, I'm I'm craving silly.
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  Speaker 1: The show is not.
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  Speaker 2: It's I'm silly too. I would love it if cha
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  Speaker 2: stepped out on their first date with this non binary
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  Speaker 2: potential horse horse cock Batty wearing a pair of Manolo
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  Speaker 2: Blanics stolen from Carry's apartment. Ye. How you subvert expectations, honey?
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  Speaker 2: If you want to hear all of our thoughts, but
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  Speaker 2: like a virgin and become a patron.
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  Speaker 1: No