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- 0:00so we made it guys episode 100 and we'd like to welcome back Dave to the show
- 0:07hey Dave hi how you doing I'm back you've been missed episode 100 was like
- 0:12a mountain in the distance wasn't it eventually if we kept walking towards
- 0:17that mountain we'd get there but no one knew if we'd make it that far I'm going
- 0:22to be honest with you guys I mean we can't even get together to play a game
- 0:26the fact that we've managed to reach 100 episodes is uh quite frankly sounding
- 0:31yeah it's amazing yeah yeah I'm amazed yeah I'm sure the listeners are amazed
- 0:35too yeah yeah yeah I'm sure all three of those listeners are horrendously
- 0:40amazed oh I think nobody more amazed than you David cuz you you were quite
- 0:44vocal in your um insistence that we would never ever make it this
- 0:49far I was I was and I must have been there many times where we came
- 0:55close in fact I think there was some kind of
- 1:00wasn't there some kind of bet wasn't there something that Dave had to do if
- 1:05we got to 100 I don't know I don't remember anything like that in fact I I
- 1:09I doubt there's any point going back through the 100 episodes to uh to work
- 1:13out if that's the I'm fairly certain it's there and if somebody wants to ride
- 1:16in and remind us what it is if not I'll just assume that he's going to give us
- 1:21he's going have to suck something he's going have to suck something well that's
- 1:25way he covered in Sean yeah that's uh both those points
- 1:31are quite interesting uh because that's probably going to come up later but uh time for
- 1:37that that's fine that's some good foreshadowing well let's just say on
- 1:42that note on that note it's good to have you back then welcome to multiple
- 1:47nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy so uh I don't know how how many
- 1:54episodes I've missed I haven't really caught up with uh what's what's uh been
- 1:58happening so uh how many episodes have I been gone for like uh so what you're
- 2:02saying is that not only have you not been here but you've also not been
- 2:05paying attention to how many you haven't been here for that's true yeah yeah
- 2:10guilty so we're clear as charged okay
- 2:13I'd say maybe how many like maybe just I'm just trying to go back
- 2:20through the spreadsheet just to try and see if there's anything that jumps out
- 2:24maybe the pack special might have been the last the 92 was that your last one
- 2:28so maybe eight Maybe wow Dave are you around when we were talking about Monica
- 2:34Lewinsky I don't think so okay we're back further than that then okay talking
- 2:40about the I summon I summon and the giant butt plug in Paris you were there
- 2:44for that right I I I I recall perhaps a
- 2:48butt plug uh it's all it's all distorted might not have been on the podcast yeah
- 2:54my memory is not that great famous last words really I perhaps recall a butt
- 2:58plug M yeah there was something inside of me something vague yeah something
- 3:04like that but uh I'm back uh hope we have a have a great show at number 100
- 3:09very proud of where we've come from and what we've achieved no one said we could
- 3:15do it I said we couldn't do it but we've done it we ignored those people who didn't
- 3:21say we could do it and we did it to be fair only Dave said we couldn't do it
- 3:25yeah right no one else cared enough to comment that's right
- 3:30no but not only is this our 100th episode this is of course the first
- 3:34episode for the year so I guess we could call this season 4 episode
- 3:39one yeah oh oh okay okay is this the fourth year we've been doing it or the
- 3:46third year uh started doing it in 2011 right that's right when we go back from the US
- 3:532011 2012
- 3:562013 yeah let's go year 11 yeah yeah but
- 4:01we started towards the end of the year H so I don't know if that's amazing or or
- 4:06shocking I I don't uh or both yeah yeah well there you go amazingly shocking
- 4:13yeah well I guess without further Ado boys um let's uh let's get stuck into it
- 4:16episode 100 do you have a jingle do you have a jingle for it manate for episode
- 4:21100 I don't um if you want to we have to have a jigle for every episode now yep
- 4:27Dave Dave's going to have to sing one take it away Dave and I'll I'll make it into
- 4:32something episode 100 all right Dave you've been well
- 4:39[Laughter] missed H all right so where do we want
- 4:45to start Where Do We Begin yeah I mean it's a veritable corner copia of content
- 4:51today that's right it is there's uh I see a lot of segments back for the 100th
- 4:56episode which is good y uh it's uh it's that's uh quite interesting I think it's
- 5:01going to be a fun show should we take care of the news before we um before we
- 5:05get into that let's get let's get stuck into some news okay and uh by the time
- 5:09they get this it'll be horrendously outdated so let's do it that's
- 5:12right I think most of the news we put in isn't exactly breaking news yeah no it
- 5:18never has been though that's not what we're known for we've we have told
- 5:21people not to come to us for news I don't even think we need to tell them
- 5:25that I think people have worked that out for themselves yeah yeah yeah but did
- 5:32everyone remember playing a little game called Hotline Miami I loved Hotline
- 5:36Miami was that the infamous top down shooter yeah yes pretty much just
- 5:42shooting really right no I never played it incredible
- 5:49soundtrack H well they've made a sequel to it I'll play it but except I won't
- 5:55kind of refus classification in Australia but we've got an R rating I
- 5:59don't understand what happened yeah but you can't rape people in an R rating
- 6:04yeah there was an implied rape scene implied rape what's an implied rape I
- 6:09like how I like how you said implied rape I've read a description of the
- 6:12scene it's not implied well no no no because it's a rape scene you know what
- 6:17I think Luke's just being very cautious about how he specifically talks about
- 6:22video game rapes don't worry about it Luke tell us what
- 6:27happens well h there is a scene where
- 6:31you hold down a female y this is beginning to sound like your pants are
- 6:36down around your knees and you can see the M's buttocks right ah you can see
- 6:42thrusting I understand that that's implied rape to you is it Luke that
- 6:46counts as impli right giv the impression that he is
- 6:50penetrating um the female maybe anally and that's actually in the report maybe
- 6:55anally right right so the fact that you can't tell which
- 7:00hole makes it dubious about whether or not it's rap in
- 7:06your L well no the the the developer actually came out and tried to justify
- 7:11and said there was no thrusting and also that it's actually that's actually the
- 7:15set of a film and there's no actual sex happening they're actually filming it
- 7:19and then the next scene is actually her reading her lines her script oh really
- 7:26yes okay I didn't know that interesting but the developer has actually then come
- 7:32out and gone well if you can't buy it in Australia and you still want to play it
- 7:37pirate yeah sure yeah I saw that so well
- 7:43he just wants people to play it ium the the silly thing is is that he probably
- 7:48doesn't realize is we're still allowed to buy it right we're just allowed to
- 7:53sell it in Australia but this will be on Steam right we can actually buy it we
- 8:00can't buy it on Steam because that's buying in Australia but if we were to
- 8:03order a physical copy from America we could get it shipped over and there
- 8:08would be no problem but can you buy physical copies could you buy a physical copy of
- 8:13Hotline Miami 1 I don't think you could as far as I know it was just on
- 8:19Steam yeah true um I think places like Oz game shop and uh like Dungeon Crawl
- 8:26who um order copies from overseas will probably if there is a physical copy
- 8:32they'll probably have it but um but steam Etc will
- 8:37not not uh same with um you know you could get the uncensored version of
- 8:42Saint Row 4 and um South Park at South Park yeah well actually an interesting
- 8:47thing happened recently as well um you can no longer gift
- 8:52copies uh on Steam overseas oh so like for example I know I
- 8:59know I think Dave you told me that you had somebody in the US Gift You Left for
- 9:04Dead 2 so that you got the US version is that right yeah yeah yeah that it worked
- 9:08back then but I don't think it works anymore yeah no uh recently they they
- 9:13put a stop to it they said no like that's is it just to stop all gifting to
- 9:17people in another country or well just has to be available in their country to
- 9:22receive the gift yeah maybe I don't know if it's to stop that specifically or if
- 9:26it's for some other reason but one of the one of the effects it has is that
- 9:30you can no longer buy the US version of a game like and have it and gift it to
- 9:35someone in Australia look that makes sense I mean if if games have aspects
- 9:40that are region specific it makes sense that if you can't buy it you also can't
- 9:44have it bought for you yeah for sure well I remember they were actually
- 9:48trying to put a stop to it a while ago um not due to that it was due to the
- 9:51price difference of games yeah yeah so like because of taxes and things it's
- 9:56actually cheaper to buy a game in another country so you could actually
- 9:58give money to someone have them Buy on their account and then gift it to you
- 10:01and it was cheaper right of course yeah and they weren't out of pocket it was
- 10:05just cheaper in their country so yeah you can't do that either I guess
- 10:10now well thanks Gabe B
- 10:17yeah done some nice done some nice things for me he let two games I did the
- 10:21music for him now he's [ __ ] me typical what what a what games are they
- 10:27that's uh I'm glad you asked Luke that's um unhack which you can get on Steam uh
- 10:34you can get a free copy of the soundtrack too uh as DLC uh went up
- 10:38today and um and Bermuda is coming soon
- 10:41to steam so check that out if you like
- 10:45uh visual novels uh unhack has kind of puzzle gameplay with the visual novel
- 10:51behind it and um Bermuda has kind of stealth kind of
- 10:57gameplay with with the visual Noel if you're into that kind of thing check it
- 11:00out okay so speaking of steam should we talk about uh steam
- 11:06left yes um so I saw this site the other day which is actually called it's steam
- 11:12left.com mhm it shows you how long it would take you to finish all of the
- 11:17games in your steam Library I don't want to know I did yeah I found out how long
- 11:24yeah it uh it was pretty depressing I'm going to click it now I
- 11:29it's probably G to take too long for me to do it on the show but you guys talk
- 11:32while I figure this out well mine's actually doable do
- 11:36yours I'm doing mine right now oh wow that was quick oh
- 11:42God okay it would take me
- 11:464,592 continuous hours wow how much is
- 11:50that1 days how many 191 wow wow oh okay
- 11:58mine would take 4,253 continuous
- 12:01hours wow in days 177 5 hours 2 minutes
- 12:08see mine is only going to take me eight
- 12:12days so get get actually off this week what you got I just I just gifted you
- 12:19Civ 5 and it thinks you can finish Civ 5 in eight days like finish it yeah start
- 12:25and finish only just installed it
- 12:31interesting thanks for that by the way I've got
- 12:352,929 continuous hours 122 Days 1 hour and 14
- 12:40minutes yeah right it's uh yeah oh I could watch all of The Hobbit and Lord
- 12:45of the Rings films back to back 235 times did you just work that out or is
- 12:51that a feature on this site oh in this time feature on the site I think we just
- 12:56discovered Luke superpower I could power I could power from level one to 100 in World of
- 13:03Warcraft eight times I could fight the
- 13:06fight in the Faulkland War four times oh I
- 13:11[Laughter] wouldn't this is a pretty cool site
- 13:17actually I could swim across the English Channel Nine
- 13:20times I could watch the I could work 114 full work weeks I could watch the entire
- 13:27Star Trek the Original Series 64 times I could watch William Shatner that
- 13:33many times yeah you probably would anyway yeah yeah I love that
- 13:37guy oh that's interesting uh it's it's not going to happen look my steam
- 13:42library is is a source of Shame as far as I'm concerned I'm very happy I'm very happy
- 13:49with myself the last Steam Sale did not buy one thing I bought one thing I
- 13:53bought the Stanley Parable and I've not played
- 13:56it oh and actually recently I bought um
- 14:01the Civ beyond Earth because um I tried it during the free weekend and I was
- 14:06addicted it's it's pretty awesome so
- 14:10okay all right how about we play a little game all
- 14:16right interesting why when Luke says it does it sound like we should be I don't
- 14:21have any games well what do you
- 14:28suggest I just s I've just seen some uh games in the segment
- 14:34and all right I've got nothing yeah no I know what you mean but which one should
- 14:41we play which one would you
- 14:46prefer Luke should we jump into something that requires like team effort
- 14:51like a mum or a triple taglines um what do we have you want to just well Matt you've
- 14:57done a few I reckon we should should start with one of yours either triple tag lines
- 15:03possibly all right what you reckon one of them well let's go
- 15:09with [Music]
- 15:19trip that is so awesome I don't know how to describe man I reckon If You released
- 15:23that as a sing metal heads would buy it maybe
- 15:30we'll see maybe I'll put it up on uh put it up on iTunes yeah excellent you might
- 15:35have to lengthen it a little that's what she said that is
- 15:40brilliant so triple taglines of Terror Matt for those who uh have never
- 15:46listened before could you uh take us through how the uh how the game works
- 15:50okay so I'm going to give you the name of a film and then uh I'm going to give
- 15:54you some taglines and you have to guess which one is the correct tagline for the film
- 15:59mhm mhm mhm so it's pretty simple pretty simple so um Shall We
- 16:06Begin indeed let's let's all right well the first film first film is uh is one
- 16:13that you've probably all heard of it's the human centipede now now all these all these
- 16:19films uh tie in with episode 100 so they're all 100
- 16:25related nice one so this is a um um The
- 16:29Human Centipede now is the tagline for the human
- 16:33centipede the movie some never wanted you to
- 16:39see is it 100% medically accurate
- 16:46or or is it what the one doesn't have the other is
- 16:52missing oh Jesus Jesus I'm going with number one I
- 16:59am going to go with number one as well I was going to go with number one too but
- 17:04I don't want this to just be no I'm going with number
- 17:08one [ __ ] it number three number three I'm going with number three he started a
- 17:12thought number three half finished it and then abandoned it and went back to
- 17:15one yeah [ __ ] it number three okay well I'm afraid none of you are
- 17:21correct the um the tagline for the human
- 17:24centipede is 100% medically accurate and and um the
- 17:31tagline the movie some never wanted you to see is the tagline for House of a Thousand
- 17:36Corpses by Rob Zombie And the tagline What the one
- 17:43doesn't have the other is missing is the tagline for Dumb and
- 17:47Dumber oh of course of course all right all right I'm
- 17:53never going to get the end of this all right all right all right and uh as as
- 17:57usual I will I mean this one people know but um the the human centipede is a film
- 18:01about a mad scientist who kidnaps and mutilates a tree of tourists in order to
- 18:05reassemble them into a human centipede created created by stitching their
- 18:10mouths to each other's rectums sock you have any of you guys
- 18:15seen that movie I was about to ask that same question I actually actually
- 18:20haven't no no I'm surprised you haven't seen it man cuz you usually like those
- 18:24sorts of films I'm surprised kick into the kickstarter for it so much hype and
- 18:30everyone was talking about it and I was like it's not going to live up to it and
- 18:33also I just I heard that it's just not very good to be honest like well I mean
- 18:39judging just by the premise it doesn't sound that good and
- 18:43normally normally I'm I'm okay with films that aren't good you know if
- 18:48they're funny funny not good but apparently this is just just not good so
- 18:53you also don't like films that are like artistic not good that's true
- 18:59I don't know what you mean it's no it's no the room from what
- 19:05I hear yeah if there was an Iron Man in this you would have watched the [ __ ] out
- 19:08of it that's true if Tommy waso was in this I would watch it
- 19:14oh all right so next film next one the
- 19:18next film is called 100
- 19:22ft is the tagline for
- 19:27100 is the tagline for 100 ft all they
- 19:31need is 100
- 19:36Rifles okay they just need 50 wouldn't
- 19:39they doesn't 100 ft imply 50
- 19:43people is the tagline for 100 ft Hell on
- 19:49Heels or is the tagline I hope it's that
- 19:53is the tagline for 100 ft her husband's
- 19:56dead and he's taking the news back sadly okay I'm so going with the third
- 20:03one I'm going with the second one I'm going with the second one as well all
- 20:08right all right well we the third one we have a clear winner this this round and
- 20:14that's Dave yes the tagline for 100 ft
- 20:19is in fact her husband's dead and he's
- 20:21taking the news badly I
- 20:27wouldn't um the tagline all they need is 100 Rifles is the tagline for a film
- 20:33called 100 Rifles right are you kidding not really
- 20:39a tagline is so it's kind of like The Wizard of Oz where they're actually
- 20:42looking for The Wizard of Oz rifles is people going looking for 100 Rifles yeah
- 20:49and uh the tagline Hell on Heels uh is the tagline for the devil's we The Devil Wears
- 20:55PR oh oh what once again I'm abely ashamed myself sorry about
- 21:02that all right next this oh and sorry I
- 21:07I should explain the plot 100 ft after Mani Wilson kills her abusive husband in
- 21:13self-defense she is condemned to house arrest only to discover that the house
- 21:17is possessed by the enranged and violent Spirit of her dead
- 21:21husbanda W oh my God so it's domestic violence from Beyond the Grave that's
- 21:27right that's insane yeah wow all right so the next this next film is
- 21:33called 100° below
- 21:37zero oh that's Celsius or
- 21:41Fahrenheit right valid question M uh I'm going to guess this Fahrenheit just
- 21:46because Celsius would be ridiculous wait other way around wait no I don't
- 21:53know how tempus 100° C would be ridiculous yes either way all right all
- 21:58right you know what I'm ignorant 100
- 22:02belus all right is the tagline for 100°
- 22:06below zero cold as hell is
- 22:11it is it this year a sweater won't
- 22:18do yeah or is it or or is it he's chilling and
- 22:24killing oh my God I hope it's that for three and I hope it's not the second one
- 22:31it's definitely not three but I'm going for I'm going to go with the first one
- 22:34I'm going to go the second one I have a feeling can I have a guess what three is
- 22:39the tagline for if it's not three all right all right it's not three what do
- 22:43you think it what do you think three is
- 22:45Scary Movie no I'm afraid not um Dan is
- 22:50the winner of this round it is the first one cold as
- 22:54hell um this year a sweater won't do is the tagline one of the taglines for the
- 22:59day after tomorrow that's that's quite mild for a
- 23:06world Disaster Movie yeah I know uh and he's he's chilling and killing is the
- 23:12tagline from Jack Frost which is the movie where the the ghost of the serial
- 23:17killer possesses a snowman right oh does that star Michael
- 23:22Keaton no there is a film called Jack Frost that does St Michael Katon that's
- 23:26not it right um 100° below zero is a film uh when a
- 23:33chain of volcanic eruptions rips through Europe the enormous ash cloud blocks out
- 23:37the sun plunging the continent into a new Ice Age an American couple must find
- 23:42their kids and get them out of Paris before it freezes
- 23:46over oh I see all right is it a French film or did the crew just want a
- 23:53holiday I'd be honest I don't know have no idea no I don't expect you
- 24:00to know all right next 100
- 24:06tears oh is the tagline for 100 tears
- 24:11you'll laugh you'll cry you'll
- 24:15H is it Jesus is it play at your own
- 24:21risk or is it go ahead let it all
- 24:27out
- 24:32Jesus uh what's the name of the movie again 100 tears I'm going to go with the
- 24:38third one yeah me too mhm um I'm going to go with uh the second one and I know
- 24:45it's not the first one okay I can't quite remember what the first one is but
- 24:50it's it's like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure or something from there very
- 24:55close it's Wayne's World Wayne's World yeah yeah yeah the tagline for Wayne's
- 25:01World is you'll laugh you'll cry you'll hurl um the correct answer is three so
- 25:05Dan and Dave were both correct so you're
- 25:07tied yes um go ahead let it all out is
- 25:12the tagline for 100 tiers and um play at your own risk is the tagline for The Crying
- 25:19Game oh ah yeah different different film I thought it was three but I was hoping
- 25:25to get on the board so I had to go 100 years is the tale of two journalists who
- 25:30are on the trail of a demented serial killer who may be much closer than they
- 25:35think oh well if there's only two characters it's one of
- 25:39them true probably all right last one and it's a
- 25:45tie tie Breer we'll pick different ones Dave we'll be
- 25:48sporting okay yep y all right the last
- 25:52film is called
- 25:56hundra yeah hundra well I don't even know what that means I
- 26:01assume it's like aund Tundras all
- 26:05right is the tagline for hundra a woman
- 26:09of beauty a warrior of strength a hunter of
- 26:14man sounds good I'd watch that is it is is the tagline for hundra after it was
- 26:20all over she waited and then she struck back in the way only a woman
- 26:27can oh okay okay we Ambiguously sexist
- 26:33or is it he'll never know what hit
- 26:38him I'll go with that oh I got to go with one
- 26:43okay I would I would go with the third one if I was still
- 26:47in all right but you're not all right well the winner of this week's triple
- 26:52tag lines of Terror is Dave no just can
- 26:54I say hey what yeah hey wow this is the first time in 100
- 27:00episodes un ever won one the tagline for hundra
- 27:06is a woman of beauty a warrior of strength a hunter of
- 27:10man well done Dave what thank you so welcome back that's a it's a nice uh
- 27:17it's a nice feeling after 100 [ __ ] episodes finally win one so um after it
- 27:24was all over she waited and then she struck back in a way only a woman can is
- 27:27the line from I Spit on Your Grave oh of course yep so in the way only a woman
- 27:34can means cutting off dicks yeah well sorry spoiler alert spoiler alert I
- 27:39question that because a man could cut off a penis as well I could cut off your
- 27:42dick D if I wanted to Pro you wouldn't though would you you wouldn't you would
- 27:45so that's fair actually I take it back that's totally fair we'll see cuz you
- 27:49wouldn't you'd be like oh this even my worst enemy that's true where his woman
- 27:54would go I don't have a dick what do I care and he'll never know what hit him is a
- 28:00tagline for The Other Woman now just just so that we're clear hundra born in
- 28:05a tribe of fierce warrior women hundra has been raised to despise the influence
- 28:10of men an Archer fighter and sword fighter hundra is superior to any male
- 28:16hundra finds her family slain and takes a vow of Revenge until one day she meets
- 28:21her match so um this film stars aita sarkeesian um I assume and uh it's about
- 28:27gamergate
- 28:31so wow wow you you went there and that
- 28:36was [Music]
- 28:47trip wow that's impressive oh my God so weird actually
- 28:53being able to hear now just set fancier hearing has
- 28:59been restored yeah I got things set up a bit fancier than usual now I can play back
- 29:05talking about Luke they were never artificially spliced
- 29:09in played on the fly live yeah that's right look to keep the ball rolling and
- 29:15to move on um do we want to skip to another segment but this one uh one
- 29:19that's less interactive and one that we can just sit back and enjoy yeah we do
- 29:24that because I do have uh I do have a bit of [ __ ] watch this week oh okay
- 29:29yeah in the world of [ __ ]
- 29:33[Music]
- 29:38watch I give it I give it two for fun no it's good it's good twice as fun
- 29:45well you have to because it's
- 29:49shorter T so um this week's [ __ ] watch is a you know obviously it's a special
- 29:54edition [ __ ] watch because it's episode 100 um for those of you who are
- 29:59just joining us uh [ __ ] watch was a you know a little segment that we used
- 30:02to do where people would um spot midgets when they were out and
- 30:06about um so for a little treat for our listeners um I actually caught up with
- 30:12one of my favorite midgets uh during the break um in fact I'd go as far as saying
- 30:17he's one of the top three working midgets in the world right now and um
- 30:23that of course is Mr Peter dlit himself
- 30:26oh right and um so yeah I did Matt I did as a matter of fact so um I recorded the
- 30:33interview cuz there's not much Point me just chatting with him and then
- 30:36having wouldn't be good for the show would it wouldn't be good the show well I
- 30:41mean a podcast is an audible medium do you know what I mean so no no recording
- 30:46is is is less exciting so Matt do you want to roll the playback on that one
- 30:50for us absolutely all right I'm
- 30:56excited Peter we've got a segment called [ __ ] watch on this podcast I'm sure you've
- 31:03heard of it um it's hard not to laugh I was wondering if you could tell us what
- 31:08dwarves are really like they are kind of dangerous not
- 31:15dangerous but they are kind of uh they they're not you know they're
- 31:20they're they're they're creatures they're they're ethereal beings these
- 31:24dwarves usually are and then they're asexual really and they're either fools
- 31:29or they're very or they're filled with wisdom I don't know all the answers but
- 31:34a bit removed well that sounds like a bit of a stereotype I don't want to
- 31:38throw words like stereotypes out in this interview oh no no no you don't have to
- 31:42worry stereotypes are basically what we use as the basis of our comedy look
- 31:49historically we've used this podcast as a vehicle to out various celebrities as
- 31:53pedophiles now I don't want to be presumptuous but have you ever touched
- 31:58any kids and if so how many um about
- 32:04five kids really five and how did you catch these kids I mean it's not like
- 32:09you could successfully chase after them I have these uh German Shepherds they're
- 32:15sort of my Army of dogs that I've
- 32:18mutated as well Jesus they found other
- 32:22people I grew up in northern New Jersey and they found other people in northern New Jersey
- 32:28uh with dwarfism children Oh you mean only dwarf kids that's
- 32:35creepy 4 years old to to 10 years old or something and we'd have picnics yeah
- 32:40well we all know what picnic is in ped slang why don't you just come out and
- 32:44say what it is that you do to these kids instead of using euphemisms like picnic
- 32:49it was mainly more for the parents I think than for us cuz parents and how to
- 32:54deal with it oh and how did these parents react you
- 32:59know like uptate and that's not good no
- 33:05not at all well this is our 100th episode but it's also the return of our
- 33:09prodical panelist Dave what do you think of Dave and the time he's had off
- 33:16he's well he's a diva he's kind of that's a bit
- 33:21harsh I don't know it's hard to get him out of his trailer and I don't know yeah
- 33:26well we don't actually have trailers we do this from our separate houses via
- 33:30Skype but he's he's great I think he's
- 33:34he he can do so much with so little a
- 33:38and he has so little ah well you've ruined
- 33:46it and uh that was my interview with uh dinky oh my [Music]
- 33:52goodness and a lot was revealed I think that was br
- 33:57[Laughter] oh I'm
- 34:02crying the best segment ever oh I can't believe he got penut in glit to Adit he
- 34:08was a pedophile yeah and he's molested five kids with the use of his mutant
- 34:13attack dogs but it's interesting isn't it
- 34:18because um you know like Mark HL used to take kids on a picnic and um and so is
- 34:24dinky so I I guess that's just a just a pedo slang it's p slang P slang it's
- 34:29like we're going to take some kids on a picnic yeah so if you ever hear people
- 34:32talk about a picnic you know what they mean they're [ __ ] kids yeah exactly
- 34:35if your if your girlfriend and or boyfriend decides to uh says oh you know
- 34:40why don't we going a picnic just just be careful you know although if you're
- 34:44dating them it's probably all right actually maybe maybe it's all right to
- 34:48molest a kid with someone you're dating yeah that's right [ __ ]
- 34:53man well who can you do it with
- 35:01oh my God okay well speaking of sex uh someone's put a someone's put a link in
- 35:07the spreadsheet uh uh it's about a new sex toy that's on the market uh from
- 35:14sinthetics now this product is essentially
- 35:19a well how would you a silicon foot it's a foot with a vagina on it but the
- 35:24vagina is on the stump of where the actual ankle is yeah so if you've got a
- 35:29foot fetish instead of just rubbing your dick against someone's foot you can actually
- 35:35[ __ ] I just opened the link foot now can I just point one thing out Dan yeah now
- 35:42that on its own is is pretty disturbing yeah but the very first comment below
- 35:47that from a customer John which asks I want one with a pink labia is that
- 35:53possible well it's funny you should say that because the comments are kind of
- 35:55the funniest thing about it so Dave if you want to permit me you read the
- 36:00questions I'll read the answers okay all right we'll start from John again yeah I
- 36:05want one with a pink labia is that possible yes you can request whatever
- 36:09color you want oh is it possible to have the vaginal insert on the sole of the
- 36:14foot also can it be ordered in different skin tones oh to have the entry moved we
- 36:21would have to do an entirely new sculpt and molds H how would I go about
- 36:26ordering that okay here's another one I want to
- 36:32purchase one how much cost for one vangle plus shipping to Brazil 175 for
- 36:38the V jankle plus 35 for shipping but um please email questions comments on the website of
- 36:44public are the toes strong enough to hold bees bees the flying insects the
- 36:51feet are made out of silicon which is strong enough to have sex with SL
- 36:56against hi are you considering a vam pit all no
- 37:02this is not something we will ever consider doing I'm glad that they've got
- 37:07standards and they're willing to draw the line um I want to get one for my
- 37:11husband's 40th but how do you clean them out Simply flush it out with hot water
- 37:15and dish soap you can use a douche bow or a spray handle on the faucet like a
- 37:20kitchen faucet drip dry I like that one because it's a wife trying to get for
- 37:24her husband but no he's not going to clean it and she's going to have to do it for you
- 37:28can I can I put this in the dishwasher I'm going to [ __ ] this foot H instead
- 37:32can I put this in the dishwasher you
- 37:35know douchy Sean everywhere um would you consider putting a butthole on the other
- 37:41foot that doesn't have a vagina why was that ankle left bear we would consider
- 37:46doing an anal type entry but only on a male the the existing bankle was done as
- 37:52a custom order for the buyer specifications [ __ ] ho
- 37:58[ __ ] um so these guys actually make full
- 38:02Life-Size dolls I can see here um with the typical names like Celeste Eliza
- 38:08Alicia and kamiko um essentially they're just like those uh those real dolls that
- 38:13you can they make they make men as well oh yeah they make men make everything
- 38:19yeah oh my God yeah but just because to show that um this is awesome there's
- 38:25there's obviously a market for it cuz well there's at least a dozen people who
- 38:30were so enamored by the foot with a [ __ ] on it that they rode into the websites
- 38:35public forum yeah yeah yeah man well look I mean while we're on the topic of
- 38:41sex uh there's a headline here uh from death and taxes
- 38:46magazine uh and the headline reads man
- 38:50smokes weed sucks H's dick MH so uh let me just uh let me just take you through
- 38:56the story here in Wasau Wisconsin a 30-year-old has been charged with possession of
- 39:01marijuana and blowing a horse court documents obtained by the Northwestern
- 39:08claimed that Jared CFT was found
- 39:11inside with a marijuana pipe and a jar
- 39:15of petroleum jelly he was also wearing a
- 39:19face mask and blue windpants with holes cut around the crotch and ass areas
- 39:25Jesus admitted to police that before he was found inside the B
- 39:29with the animal which he blew and jacked off he was viewing
- 39:34hor right police searched cft's apartment and found marijuana though
- 39:39they did not find any horse porn so he was lying why would you lie
- 39:45about that yeah I know why you doing this oh I was so turned on by watching
- 39:51horse porn that I just had to do
- 39:55this I mean that uh that's uh that's pretty bad when you uh not only uh pull
- 40:01a horse off but you um you suck him off as well um I guess I guess lucky horse
- 40:06my guess is that he was sucking him off and then just pull him off to uh to
- 40:10finish him off yeah yeah well you might be right you might be right but
- 40:14hopefully we'll get more details um as time permits so we'll keep an eye on
- 40:18that one and let the listeners know I like the last paragraph here uh it
- 40:23states in other horse news back in October a 19-year-old flid jacked off on
- 40:28a horse plush toy at Walmart and then put the stuffed animal back on the Shelf
- 40:32in the classic nah changed my mind
- 40:35fashion of course of course Jesus CH
- 40:40classic classic well you know it's funny cuz as you guys know I'm I've moved and
- 40:47uh I was uh cleaning out you know some of my old stuff and I um I happen to
- 40:52come across my old diary from uh when I was living with Mark Hamill oh
- 40:58um yeah so um you know I recall in the past I mean we'd uh we gotten to a
- 41:03certain point where I was reading from the diary and then uh I know some people
- 41:07getting quite upset uh about some of the stories cuz they were quite personal and
- 41:11Mark yeah it was quite private yeah yeah Mark had asked me to stop doing it but I
- 41:14mean we've had a massive uh we've had a massive fight since then and we're not
- 41:17actually really talking anymore so that's uh I gu don't count when you're
- 41:21mad at someone yeah yeah exactly so I mean I assured him you guys were not
- 41:26going to put on the no no no no we'll cut this bit out entertainment when have
- 41:30we ever put one on the podcast well I don't know I don't listen to it but I'm
- 41:34sure no no you can assure Mark that we've never said anything bad about him
- 41:38on this podcast yeah right well for those who don't know I think the last
- 41:41time uh the last R entry um it was uh was basically about us all being in uh
- 41:47carry fish's bedroom uh at a party and it was me uh Mark Hamill Carrie fiser
- 41:53and uh Kyle weathers um y y so I I thought I'd just continue on from where I left off last
- 42:00time cuz it's uh it's obviously I've written I've written it the next day um
- 42:05and uh yeah I guess uh I guess I just get started but just to clarify guys
- 42:09this is not this is not going on the podcast no of course not why would it
- 42:13okay okay okay great all right so this is personal thing I just want to share
- 42:16with you guys I thought you know you might find it amusing
- 42:20thanks so there we were Mark Carrie and
- 42:25KL [ __ ] weathers all St naked in her bedroom after tagging out of the [ __ ]
- 42:30vest I was lying down on the cold bathroom tiles watching the show from
- 42:35the doorway it was at this point that I started to get worried see Mark had
- 42:39always been a fan of coke he was a real [ __ ] connoisseur when it came to that
- 42:43[ __ ] and he'd had so much he was starting to wig out a little what a lot
- 42:48of people don't really know is that excessive cocain years can be a real
- 42:52Downer in the bedroom and Mark was having a lot of issues getting it up so
- 42:57so much so that he was furiously pumping his flaccid stump like a manic
- 43:02psychotic Carrie was still on the bed furiously getting [ __ ] by Carl but by
- 43:06this stage even he was getting tired Carrie started screaming like a banshee
- 43:11Out of Hell at this point more I want [ __ ] more fill me you
- 43:14[ __ ] this only started to make Mark angry as his dick was so limp and in
- 43:21frustration he started bashing the wall with his free hand he tore around the
- 43:25room yanking harder and harder on his dick screaming out in gut all groans
- 43:29like the anguish cries of a Dying Rhino he smashed into walls tripping over
- 43:34clothes and was generally acting like a blind elephant in heat [ __ ] you guys are
- 43:39crazy Kyle said as he moved back and forth over carry
- 43:43then something happened that I just wish that I wish I could
- 43:48forget Mark stopped suddenly and very slowly turned towards me [ __ ] in his
- 43:54hand his giant Coke fuel eyes staring directly into my soul and I'll never
- 44:00forget the words you said to me Dave get
- 44:04over here and suck
- 44:10it for a moment time seemed to stand still I I couldn't really register what
- 44:15Mark was actually asking me to do so I just lay there stunned in the background
- 44:20I could hear KL begging Carrie to let him stop but her nails were pierced into
- 44:23the back of his flesh and she was holding him in place
- 44:27I looked up at Mark and I just slowly shook my head no way man no way I told
- 44:32him you want to live on [ __ ] Street forever man he said pumping his flaccid
- 44:37member see that's another thing about Mark no one knew that he was actually a
- 44:41real [ __ ] prick and he always always got his
- 44:46way come on Mark I said don't be like this man Mark just stared back at me and
- 44:51mouth the words suck
- 44:55it deep down and I I knew there was no [ __ ] way I was going to be able to
- 45:00afford a place on my own and losing all the Hollywood Connections from Mark
- 45:04would pretty much end my career before it even started shock soon turned to
- 45:09fear when I suddenly realized what I had to do Mark smiled as he saw my face lower in
- 45:15resignation I'll make it interesting he yelled out as he slowly sprinkled some
- 45:18coke on the end of his M
- 45:22[ __ ] I was I was gonna do it I stood up slowly and walked across the room to
- 45:28Mark please dude I begged he didn't reply he just slowly pushed my head down
- 45:34till I was kneeling on the floor the room suddenly went silent and in the
- 45:39corner of my eye I could see Carrie and Carl suddenly stop [ __ ] and laying
- 45:43awe at the deeply erotic homosexual display before them I looked I looked up
- 45:50at Mark and his big [ __ ] grin said it all he wagged his member in my face and
- 45:55I felt it slapping against my lips I closed my eyes and before I could
- 46:01protest he was he was in my mouth Mark haml Luke [ __ ] Skywalker
- 46:08was in my mouth in the darkness before I started
- 46:14to drift to a deep pit of Silent Oblivion I could heal hear in the
- 46:18distance puking oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] this [ __ ] man he said I gagged and tried to
- 46:24pull away but in my weaken State Mark held my head in in place Carrie screamed
- 46:29something about puke on her sheets and a struggle between her and KL seemed to
- 46:32ensue but I didn't open my eyes I just I just wanted it all to be over that's it
- 46:38man just like that Mark said as he rhythmically pushed against my
- 46:42head I I kept sucking hoping the cocaine on his member would numb my despair but
- 46:46it it just made my heart race an eternity passed a thousand lives lived
- 46:52and died inside my own head I crossed galaxies journeyed into limbo and
- 46:57through other worlds beyond comprehension but eventually reality
- 47:01solidified once more the dick in my mouth still wasn't hard and just as I
- 47:05was about to protest I felt something pushing up against me I opened my eyes
- 47:10and it was carry with the biggest [ __ ] strap-on I have ever
- 47:16seen I tried to mouth the words no but she couldn't understand me and even if
- 47:21she did it was going to happen anyway I glanced around for car desperately but
- 47:26the [ __ ] was gone he'd left me here with two sexually depraved
- 47:30lunatics Carrie moved behind me and I felt the smooth rubberized Shar pressed
- 47:36against my ass I prayed for death for an
- 47:42earthquake even just for some lube on the end of that massive dildo anything
- 47:47anything to spare me from this depravity but nothing came to save me and what
- 47:53happened next well that's probably story for another
- 47:58time I'm done writing for now I need to go to
- 48:03bed so uh so there you have it wow wow
- 48:08that's uh it's a really personal story so I'd appreciate if you guys uh you
- 48:12kept that one to yourself is soundproof thanks I appreciate it
- 48:17yeah
- 48:20yeah yeah all right well before we move on um we should probably
- 48:27talk you we got to hear from some of the other shows on the network because it's
- 48:31been a while and to be honest we've been neglecting them so true um as we've
- 48:36discussed in the past I mean multiple nasm is a show but we have a whole
- 48:40network of podcasts like we more than just our show that's right and uh and we
- 48:46want to support our um our friends on
- 48:49the network so um what we'll start with with one and maybe we'll hear from
- 48:55another one a bit later on so um sure here's a word from uh from
- 49:00one of our Network
- 49:06friends the stinkier the better that's that's our
- 49:11morto from the cow's tea to the farmer's
- 49:14bucket and then into a vat mixed with
- 49:18enzymes from a ruminant mamal stomach to spread at your next High Society du if
- 49:25you love cheese as much as I love cheese which is unlikely feasible
- 49:31I suppose then you love multiple CD gasm the podcast that
- 49:37pleases with Jesus that's a little rhyme that I made
- 49:43up about
- 49:48[Music] cheese all
- 49:55right all right so um that's just one of the many shows
- 50:02listen to it on the uh the multiple nerdgasm
- 50:09Network subscribe while you can guys cuz uh wow that's uh and they say that the
- 50:14medium of radio is dead I know what have they done lately I think
- 50:21we should I think we should just join his
- 50:25podcast oh Jesus
- 50:30Christ oh oh that's shocking oh dear
- 50:36God before we go on I just I just think we need a little disclaimer um that if
- 50:42if you're a kurd k r d um and you're
- 50:46looking for Kurdish content um just make sure that you spell that correctly when
- 50:52you're looking for multiple CD gasm yeah cuz I don't want to get letters is all
- 50:57I'm I mean I'm going to have enough problem dealing with all the letters I'm
- 51:01going to get from Peter dinklage's lawyers without having to worry about
- 51:05that [ __ ] as well okay it is a sort of dating podcast but not really so um if
- 51:10you're yeah if you are a kurd uh probably just stick to um you know Adult
- 51:17FriendFinder or whatever your you know whatever you usually
- 51:21use adult CDF finder I assume adult CDF finder but once again there's two of
- 51:27them so watch the spelling [Music]
- 51:32indeed we often talk about one of our favorite celebrities on the show and
- 51:38it's been a while since since Dave's been able to participate so should we um
- 51:42should we have a bit of news about sh
- 51:44[Music]
- 51:51lauff oh my God you know matter I'm always in the mood to hear about Shuff
- 51:57oh my God what's he done this time what has shy lauff done this time well David
- 52:03let me tell you have you seen the new film clip that he's in from um from uh
- 52:08what's the artist's name sh SE SI sorry yeah uh he's in a film clip and it's a
- 52:14bit a bit controversial well a bit controversial this is how it was
- 52:18described to me this is why I watched it have you heard Shila Buff's naked again
- 52:23this time with a small child yeah Jesus Christ so when I finally watched it it
- 52:28was actually a little less controversial than I was expecting to be that was I
- 52:31was going to say I I watched it and you know it's it's to be honest I don't
- 52:37think it was that controversial it was it's shab buff in a metaphorical mental
- 52:43struggle with um with a with a child yeah and in a Lal
- 52:49Thunderdome yeah yeah so the film clip is apparently it represents two parts of
- 52:55the singer psyche and you know they're they're in conflict and according to the
- 53:02um did you read into that cuz that went right over my head no no in fact uh if
- 53:07you look at the article that I've I've popped here it'll be in the show notes
- 53:10for the listeners um the the the child
- 53:13in the show um said that her her Maddie
- 53:18her name is Maddie um she was told that her character was a werewolf who is um
- 53:25battling against char buff and they've been in there for a year inside this
- 53:30cage and um and she's basically fighting him but if you watch the film clip she
- 53:34just kind of walks in and out of the cage as she as she wants so I don't know
- 53:41it's all a bit ay so I don't really understand it you
- 53:46know yeah yeah yeah so uh did shy do anything inappropriate did he touch her
- 53:52uh did he want to take her for a picnic what I mean uh apparently all the the
- 53:57only um the only issue that the the Maddie that the the kid had was with his
- 54:03hygiene in that um they were supposed to be wrestling and fighting and um she had
- 54:09to like bite him at at times and and she eventually said to him look you need to
- 54:14shower because this is disgusting so oh and he said no no look
- 54:21it's fine I don't mind I don't mind you know we're getting into it we're getting
- 54:24we're getting down with it this is this is gritty and real she's like no have a
- 54:28shower it's just disgusting when a 10-year-old kid tells
- 54:33you you got bad hygiene you know you got bad [ __ ] hygiene yeah you would think
- 54:38so [ __ ] so yeah I don't know if the
- 54:41controversy is um is really necessary I
- 54:45can see why looking for it now yeah that's right and then because if it
- 54:49wasn't sh buff it probably wouldn't have been as bad it's just that he's doing
- 54:53all this weird [ __ ] lately yeah I mean if it was like now he's fighting with a
- 54:57kid naked would have been fine yeah that's
- 55:00right or P Herman you know yeah yeah oh Dave missed all The Bill Cosby news as
- 55:07well you know Bill Cosby don't you Dave well I I I wouldn't want to be in
- 55:13his room by myself but yeah I mean I I never had a problem with him until he
- 55:17started you know uh raping women I guess okay all right where I started having a
- 55:22problem with him too yeah yeah yeah okay so you know you're up on the on the the
- 55:26latest news no worri good just want to make sure yeah I still think he's funny yeah I
- 55:32agree but yeah so Shai's um Shai has
- 55:36been accused of um of a bit of well
- 55:40pedophilia so I guess I think well I mean who doesn't get accused of
- 55:44pedophilia these days no certainly not mean especially on this
- 55:50show yeah well that's some good child buff news Maddie oh thanks did you play
- 55:55the jingler again uh sure if you want yeah just um just a sec here we
- 56:01[Music]
- 56:07go
- 56:10sh it's good stuff it's very good stuff
- 56:14do we want another segment let's uh yeah we're getting out some Classics here
- 56:18let's uh let's let's uh let's have some Kurt Kirk or kundan oh my God
- 56:25really the rules of Kirk or kundan are fairly simple I read out quotes that are
- 56:30either from Kirk Captain Kirk Captain James T Kirk from Star Trek or kundun
- 56:36his Holiness the Dal Lama and uh the guys have to guess which quote is
- 56:40attributed to which great man um we mixed it up occasionally by throwing in
- 56:45a few other people and um because tonight is our 100th episode Special
- 56:51Edition um we've got a virsion tonight that I like to call Kirk Kirk Kirk Kurt
- 56:57Kermit or Kon [ __ ] off [ __ ] and these
- 57:02quotes could be from anyone ranging from Captain Kirk Kirk Cameron Metallica
- 57:08guitarist Kirk Hammet Nana frontman Kurt
- 57:12cabain Kermit the Frog or the Dal Lama look I don't want to I don't want to go
- 57:18I don't want to promise too much but I I want to do something special for the
- 57:22jingle for this and whatever that is I'm
- 57:25going to ask ask it to be placed
- 57:46[Music] here so whatever I just
- 57:51did uh we don't know what that is at this time but hopefully it's special
- 57:56I'm sure it is I will uh I will give something a
- 58:01try all right shall we uh all right should we dive straight in let's let's
- 58:07do it let's do it okay so let's uh let's
- 58:10pick one at random here um all right a
- 58:14little suffering is good for the
- 58:20soul what are the options the options
- 58:23are Captain Kirk Kirk Cameron Kurt Hammet Kurt cabain Kermit the Frog or
- 58:30the D Lama I feel like you should have written these in the spreadsheet but
- 58:34okay I'll put him in I'll put him in I'll put him in all right I'm going to
- 58:36say C Cameron hold on here we go down
- 58:41here yeah I'm going Kirk
- 58:45Cameron [ __ ] that guy kit the
- 58:49Frog telling kids that suffering is good for the
- 58:54soul I'm going to go with Captain Kirk all right Matt you are correct that
- 59:01one was Captain Kirk that was my first yes go with it I knew William Shatner said that at
- 59:07some point all right moving on it's my goal to love everyone
- 59:13regardless of their race religion or proclivities was that Captain Kirk Kirk
- 59:19Cameron Kirk Hammet Kirk cabain Kermit the Frog or Dal Lama see I want to say
- 59:26Dal Lama but I'm going to have to go with front man Kurt Coan I'm going to go
- 59:31with Kirk Hammet Kermit I'm afraid you're all wrong that
- 59:38was in fact Kirk Cameron his mother [ __ ] teeth [ __ ]
- 59:44that guy unbelievable all right let's uh let's
- 59:48have another one mhm as you're traveling down the road of Life remember this the
- 59:54places you're going aren't on a map Captain Kirk Kirk Cameron Kirk
- 1:00:01Hammet Kurt cabain Kermit the Frog Dal Lama I'm going to go Kermit the Frog I'm
- 1:00:07going Kermit as well Del
- 1:00:10Lama that one was kerit so DAV
- 1:00:14lug does sound very Lish though doesn't it yeah yeah but I thought it was a very
- 1:00:21easy to understand metaphor so I thought it's got to be Kermit short oh that's
- 1:00:24good yeah it's nice it is morally wrong to keep someone from
- 1:00:30what makes him
- 1:00:36happy okay I'm with Lama I'm gonna say Kurt
- 1:00:42Cobain Captain Kirk well that one was uh Metallica
- 1:00:48guitarist Kirk Hammet oh for [ __ ] sake [ __ ] off don't we go listen to Kirk
- 1:00:54Hammet more often that's right is oh he's a total
- 1:00:59[ __ ] all right how's this one I'm not well read but when I read I
- 1:01:05read well Captain Kirk KK Cameron Kirk Hammet Kurt cabain Kermit the Frog or the Dal
- 1:01:12Lama which one of them said I'm not well read but when I read I read well I'm
- 1:01:18going to say C Cain I'm going K cabain I'm going to go with kurk
- 1:01:24Cameron that one was Kurt cabain for God's
- 1:01:30sake all right let's go
- 1:01:34um with how we deal with death is at least
- 1:01:40as important as how we deal with life Del
- 1:01:46llama yeah I'm going to go the Llama Captain Kirk that one was Captain Kirk
- 1:01:53oh [ __ ] you all right we'll do a couple more
- 1:01:59mhm all right here we go every candle that gets lit in a dark room must feel
- 1:02:06rejection from the darkness around
- 1:02:10it KK Cameron Captain Kirk Kirk Hammet Kirk cabain Kermit the Frog or the Daly
- 1:02:17Lama say every candle that gets lit in a dark room must feel rejection from the
- 1:02:22darkness around
- 1:02:24it K KET K to
- 1:02:30frog I'm afraid that one was Kirk
- 1:02:33Cameron so uh out on that one all right how about I make it easier I'll throw
- 1:02:40out some easy ones here cuz uh you're actually all tied on two points each
- 1:02:45cool well why don't you just make this one the decider and make it hard all
- 1:02:49right how about this one I thought I was gay for a while cuz
- 1:02:54I didn't find any of the girls at my school School attractive at all was that
- 1:02:58Captain Kirk Kirk Cameron KK hamut Kurt cabain Kermit the Frog or the D llama
- 1:03:04I'll read it again I thought I was gay for a while cuz I didn't find any of the
- 1:03:08girls at my high school attractive at all the Del
- 1:03:13llama I am going with Kirk Hammet I'm going Kirk
- 1:03:20cabain Matt have you waited on this Deli Lama
- 1:03:26that one was Kurt cabain so a point
- 1:03:29there all right now how about this
- 1:03:34one do I support the idea of gay marriage no I
- 1:03:40don't Cameron okay it's either Kurt Cameron or Kurt Hammond no I think
- 1:03:47Captain Kirk I'm going to go with Kirk Hammet
- 1:03:53even though I I have a feeling it sounds exactly what Kirk Cameron would say but
- 1:03:57I'm going to say Kirk Hammet Luke I'm going Cameron yeah that one was Kirk
- 1:04:02Cameron although realistically that also could have been the D Lama yeah I
- 1:04:09suppose well look I mean I got a couple more here but Luke's we out head in in
- 1:04:14two points ahead of everyone else so I think we need to declare Luke the clear
- 1:04:18winner Cong congratulations Kirk Kurt Kermit or
- 1:04:24Kon play the jingle
- 1:04:33ready C or
- 1:04:39C
- 1:04:45[Music] or that was
- 1:04:50amazing oh before we move on should we um just uh get out of the way and and listen to
- 1:04:56this promo for another podcast on the network oh of course I love yeah great
- 1:05:02all right oh this one's um yeah this
- 1:05:06one's a bit uh yeah here we go here we
- 1:05:12go
- 1:05:16he can I have a drink
- 1:05:23sometimes what do you know about it come and have a
- 1:05:28drink get out right you [ __ ]
- 1:05:31idiot everything's just
- 1:05:35I see got as a podcast
- 1:05:40about I just want to be loved you know why can't
- 1:05:45just women what do they know about it are you
- 1:05:51going to drink
- 1:05:54that just listen to
- 1:05:58Mal sasm
- 1:06:08[Laughter]
- 1:06:14[ __ ] what do they know about it check that one
- 1:06:20out that's great one of they one of the newer um podcasts on Al Network aren't
- 1:06:26they Matt they are but we we welcome them aboard yeah they've only got one
- 1:06:31episode so far and it's not the most uh I don't know how many episodes he's
- 1:06:34going to get yeah oh well speaking of bizar um has anyone heard the latest
- 1:06:40Sasquatch news
- 1:06:43[Music] yeah yeah
- 1:06:49actually it's a pretty exciting episode of suwatch news this week in in Maine in
- 1:06:55um you know the northeast of of the US a child where the most people in America
- 1:07:01live yeah exactly a child has captured
- 1:07:04some footage of um of a Bigfoot and uh Bigfoot researchers have um have been
- 1:07:11out to check it out and uh Brock what's his was his full name can't remember his
- 1:07:16full name Mr Brock he um Brock Obama Barack Obama he's been out there and he
- 1:07:23he had a look and um despite the fact that the the child later admitted that
- 1:07:26it was a fraud um he thinks that he was just pressured into saying that by his
- 1:07:31friends and and teachers who who humiliated him
- 1:07:34so right right okay so he's pretty sure that this is legit Des to find this
- 1:07:40[ __ ] thing aren't they well if anyone wants to make up their own mind uh they
- 1:07:45can go to our show notes on our website www. multip
- 1:07:49nasm.com and uh you could read the show notes there or if you don't need to see
- 1:07:54fake footage to make up your own mind and you know it's [ __ ] then don't
- 1:07:58watch it and decide it's fake anyway well as Brock says so the person who filmed it
- 1:08:05actually CL saying that yes it is a hoax but someone still believes it well look
- 1:08:09Brock says we we were told that his teachers and peers from school were
- 1:08:13giving him such a hard time of being a witness to Sasquatch that he felt
- 1:08:16threatened he felt he was being picked on and being bullied so obviously he's
- 1:08:21now claiming that it was a fraud and to to kind of shed a bit of um a bit of
- 1:08:27light on this whole Sasquatch thing I thought it would be better if rather
- 1:08:31than reading some news third hand secondhand we um we got an expert on the
- 1:08:36show so I uh I went ahead I hope you guys don't mind and I I I interviewed a
- 1:08:43um a Bigfoot expert okay um I hope I hope that's all right
- 1:08:50um me look he had he had some interesting stuff to say so why don't I
- 1:08:55just go ahead and play the interview and we'll um we'll make our own
- 1:08:59judgments indeed indeed please do all right here we
- 1:09:04go I'm very excited to to say that we've got a very famous Sasquatch Hunter here
- 1:09:09with us today um his name is Terry smallo um thanks for joining me Terry oh
- 1:09:14thanks for having me on so you're a Sasquatch Hunter is that right no yeah
- 1:09:20sasot Bigfoot yey whatever you want to call him have have you ever seen a foot
- 1:09:25Terry yourself oh yeah what I never fck forget it really can you tell us what
- 1:09:31happened oh was that hunting with my friend daza and uh we put a shot into
- 1:09:37this like kangaroo but the r just kept on running so we tracked it on and uh
- 1:09:42eventually the Trail lead into this um sort of Canyon right it like opened out
- 1:09:48and it was like a kind of clearing thing with like a cave at the back and then
- 1:09:52this R it had been like opened up mate like you know someone just [ __ ] torn
- 1:09:56it apart Jesus Christ so we stopped and had to look around and I said oh I maybe
- 1:10:01we should get back but daza wanted to investigate so he steps out into the
- 1:10:05clearing and like you know kind of towards the kangaroo and all of a sudden
- 1:10:08is just kind of kind of whispering right but like not in my ears was like like it
- 1:10:14came from inside my mind you know like like the Beast was inside me right it
- 1:10:21was like beckoning as closer you know what I mean not really you know like it
- 1:10:25was willing us to walk towards the cave so like I held back by daza he was
- 1:10:32closest so I think maybe like the psychic power was um or something yeah
- 1:10:37yeah maybe so um he headed in towards the cave and then suddenly this dark
- 1:10:42shape leapt out and forced him onto the ground and they're like rolling around
- 1:10:45and struggling and [ __ ] and then like also kind of in like a internal struggle
- 1:10:50you know like the Sasquatches inside of him what like with its psychic powers no
- 1:10:55like physically it's like [ __ ] him this is huge manate the Sasquatch no
- 1:11:00man the penis [ __ ] enormous right DA's struggling but you
- 1:11:06know they've got these guard hairs on the shaft and yeah all right all right Jesus
- 1:11:13Christ when it all finished the Beast just kind of tossed him aside and then
- 1:11:17shot him in the back like a [ __ ] coward shot him yeah iate the gun yeah
- 1:11:23what kind of gun does a Bigfoot have
- 1:11:26ah like a hunting rifle right and it it said that's was sleeping with my wife
- 1:11:33you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] and then it spat on his back and then that night
- 1:11:38that night it came to my house and it [ __ ] raped and murdered my
- 1:11:42wife and I want everyone to know if you [ __ ] with me if you [ __ ] with Terry
- 1:11:47smallo then maybe you'll wake up in the middle of the night with a little
- 1:11:51sashwat inside of you okay I think maybe are we [ __ ] clear yeah we clear Terry
- 1:11:56good thanks for having me on the show thanks all
- 1:12:01right so that was Terry small Sho Sasquatch Hunter wow I like to hear from
- 1:12:07him
- 1:12:10again he has his own I think maybe um he
- 1:12:14should uh review a game once a week
- 1:12:18or or at least host the sad Scots news every time we do it yeah yeah all right
- 1:12:24I'll see you see what I can
- 1:12:30do oh [ __ ]
- 1:12:34[Laughter]
- 1:12:40hell [ __ ] H oh Jesus
- 1:12:47Christ okay okay all right uh all
- 1:12:54right what's what's up uh what's up next
- 1:12:59boys I can be top of that I don't know I don't
- 1:13:05know okay right um I uh as you guys know
- 1:13:11I've uh I've got a PS4 and an Xbox One um yeah I uh played the uh Master Chief
- 1:13:17Collection recently uh it was uh it was very uh very fun playing Halo at 60 frames a
- 1:13:23second at 1080p uh been enjoying my time going through uh going through the
- 1:13:29series and uh because the the launch was so disastrous they're giving us the ODST
- 1:13:35campaign for free as well so that's um that's a pretty cool that's a pretty
- 1:13:39cool sign um awesome yeah yeah it's uh really enjoy it it's uh it's a bargain
- 1:13:45for the price um you get like five games so that's uh it's pretty good but um
- 1:13:50what they're they're all Halo so it's the same game really well essentially
- 1:13:55yes uh yeah and they're all games you already had yeah but as you know all all the stuff I
- 1:14:01own is is in a shipping container which I cannot access so right yeah yeah so I
- 1:14:07might I might own it in some ephemeral sense of that it used to be mine um but
- 1:14:12it's uh it's uh it's inaccessible then so it's almost like they did this for
- 1:14:17you yeah yeah yeah like a little pickme up if you will it's like don't worry you
- 1:14:22don't have any of your consoles and or games but um if you buy an Xbox one
- 1:14:26we'll give you all the Halos so that was that was very nice of them now um did
- 1:14:30you guys ever uh get around getting get around to playing The Last of Us I I
- 1:14:36have no I didn't cuz I don't have a PS3 waiting for me to play it but I still
- 1:14:40have not turned on the PlayStation 3 I've played it I've played it up to a
- 1:14:44point where uh I believe the last thing I did was you're trying to get inside of
- 1:14:48school like there's a school and it's probably I mean p Dinklage is with you
- 1:14:52and he's like we get in trouble for talking about games like this yeah
- 1:14:55Dinklage is like we've got to get inside that school it's it's
- 1:14:59imperative is that is that the bit you're talking about help us out yeah
- 1:15:03yeah yeah but I I got the remastered version of the PS4 if someone wants to
- 1:15:08loan me a PS3 I'll play it well I would loan your M Den but as I said
- 1:15:12I shipping container yeah y so um I've
- 1:15:17got the PS4 version which is um just just stunning it's a it must be because
- 1:15:22the PS the PS3 version to me looked as good as the early Xbox One games so the
- 1:15:28PS4 version must look [ __ ] amazing oh it does it does it really really really
- 1:15:33[ __ ] does it's incredible how how amazing it looks and um I don't know man
- 1:15:39I just it's so enjoyable it's such a great game it's engaging the story
- 1:15:43Line's fantastic the acting is amazing um it would make a great film to be
- 1:15:47honest um yeah so um if anyone out there has a PS4 I would suggest picking that
- 1:15:53up the only other thing I have played
- 1:15:56recently was the destiny expansion but the problem is you can't play any of the
- 1:16:02actual new content until you're above level 20 and since I can't actually
- 1:16:06figure out how to get above level 20 you have to get new armor and weapons from
- 1:16:12who you just have to keep playing to get weapon and armor drops and then put that
- 1:16:19on that's I think how you do it but it's just grinding away to to get levels well
- 1:16:26what level are you I'm level 20 I sto playing it oh right yeah cuz it's I paid
- 1:16:31$20 for Content I can't access yep it's cuz it's a it's that whole thing where
- 1:16:36you get to a certain level and then the whole thing is just you go through you
- 1:16:38do your dailies you do your raids this is where it really turns into
- 1:16:43an MMO it's not fun enough to do that no yeah wow I I feel Destiny has been a
- 1:16:50real [ __ ] let down now yeah I play the sing the game
- 1:16:56finished it got to the end where they got here's your weapon and then it just
- 1:16:59wants me to go back and replay the same stuff over and over and I'm no well
- 1:17:04here's the funny thing Luke I didn't know I'd finished the game yeah I killed
- 1:17:07the last boss supposedly I didn't know it was the last boss and it sent me back
- 1:17:10to the main map and I'm like oh where do I go next I thought it was bugged I
- 1:17:15thought the game was bugged it's a huge story but the story actually isn't in
- 1:17:20the game there's four Maps what yeah
- 1:17:25the story the whole story is you got you know how you unlock all these story
- 1:17:30items things in the game so so you've unlocked this you've unlocked that you
- 1:17:34meant to go and read that and that's meant to give you the whole story and
- 1:17:37what's happening all this not doing that
- 1:17:42yeah boring I want Peter D to tell me the whole story
- 1:17:48yep oh there he is in that isn't he yeah he he's the voice of the little um the
- 1:17:54little pedophile oh ghost ghost sorry ghost confused as
- 1:17:59to um you know what the what the dealio there is cuz I was just like um have I
- 1:18:05finished this and I'm like there's the Moon Earth Venus and Mars and that's it
- 1:18:10there's no other Maps there's nothing else to
- 1:18:15do I'm like seriously that well needless
- 1:18:19to say I didn't even attempt it w good move yeah see the thing is the gun play
- 1:18:25is really fun like it's it's a fun really fun single player I useless with
- 1:18:31it when I tried to play multiplayer right well I'd love to play multiplayer
- 1:18:34with you but I've I've got I buy everything on the PS4 I don't buy anything on the Xbox
- 1:18:39One um why I had a lot of fun with it and uh I I mean I didn't get that far I
- 1:18:44guess technically cuz cuz you know the oh you might have finished it sounds
- 1:18:49like he's talking about a high school girlfriend look I don't have a whole lot
- 1:18:53of time to play videoos games and uh since Dragon Edge came out when I do get
- 1:18:58time that's what I play so right I still haven't started that it's been sitting
- 1:19:03on top of my 360 since I bought it well I still haven't played alien isolation
- 1:19:08that's sitting on my desk I still haven't played The Evil Within that's still sitting on
- 1:19:14my I don't know you must have missed our discussion about it but it's [ __ ] it's
- 1:19:18[ __ ] just s disc in half but there's a chainsaw wielding Maniac yeah that's all
- 1:19:22there is that's literally all there is you want to just run do you want to run
- 1:19:26from him for an entire game no I want to kill him at some point [ __ ] boring
- 1:19:31yeah no but alien isolation I played the first two missions that is a great game
- 1:19:35play that well why haven't you finished it if it's such a great game I keep
- 1:19:39getting distracted by what I'm going on a bit of an achievement drive at the
- 1:19:44moment oh yeah how's that going at the moment I'm on
- 1:19:49205,000 in the last 30 days I've got
- 1:19:529,000 achievements Jesus [ __ ] Luke aren't you going to look back on
- 1:19:58your life and think wow well no why did I do that do
- 1:20:03you remember everyone got an email from Microsoft last year that went here's
- 1:20:07what you're doing for your achievements everything I'm in the top 1% for
- 1:20:10achievements I'm and that just that just made it all worth it it made it all worth it y
- 1:20:16right right um has anyone seen any of the
- 1:20:22trailers for for for Dying Light it's a
- 1:20:26zombie game must be great really original sounding no already a zombie
- 1:20:32game with parkour wait what do you mean you already own it um we played it Matt
- 1:20:37and Jenner played this at e Expo last year and I the developers not last year
- 1:20:43the year before Oh the year before 2013 I met the developers and they gave me a
- 1:20:48copy of the game I have it sitting here on my steam library waiting to install
- 1:20:53cuz you know how Luc is just [ __ ] somehow managed to get everything
- 1:20:58it's no I have to wait till it's released but I already own it my library
- 1:21:03I've been looking at the videos and I thought parkour and escaping from
- 1:21:06zombies sounds like a lot of fun it's Dead Island crossed with Mirror's Edge
- 1:21:10that's I want yeah it's pretty fun I'm I'm I'm going to be getting on the Xbox
- 1:21:15one right cuz I mean this year is looking pretty pretty good for games I
- 1:21:21mean we've got Dying Light we've got Batman Arkham KN which looks pretty
- 1:21:25The Witcher The Witcher yeah man uh the
- 1:21:29the order the so elves in The Witcher um
- 1:21:33Halo 5 this year is going to be a lot better than last year yeah the new Zelda
- 1:21:39um hey yeah yeah last year was just we've got all these new consoles we've
- 1:21:44got no games for them let's just re-release all the old stuff yeah yeah
- 1:21:48yeah yeah yeah it always takes things to catch up his assassin for me to bother
- 1:21:53getting one his Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed 4 and five and six and
- 1:21:58they're also the same game enjoy that bye I hate Assassin's Creed I know I
- 1:22:02shouldn't say that but I find them so dull I'm actually thinking about getting
- 1:22:06the 360 version because I've heard that's actually fun Xbox Assassin's Creed Community was
- 1:22:12not fun was a horribly buggy game
- 1:22:16right but weird thing they had they had two versions come out at the same time
- 1:22:22for different consoles they didn't have one version
- 1:22:25version Oh So Unity is not available in the 360 and Assassin's Creed Rogue is
- 1:22:30not available on the Xbox one oh okay there you
- 1:22:35[Music] go this is a bit of
- 1:22:42umic
- 1:22:46horrible which is which is a game where I um it's less
- 1:22:52of a game and more of just [ __ ] around where I'm going to give you the
- 1:22:54name of a film and uh you're going to try and guess the plot of the film from
- 1:23:01just the name okay mhm okay M and this one obviously carrying on with the theme
- 1:23:06of of this episode this film is called 100 bloody
- 1:23:13acres 100 bloody Acres okay I'm going to start this off boys I reckon well
- 1:23:18controversial whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what what you think you can come back
- 1:23:22and you can start this off now okay I guess Luke Luke's got his uh his token
- 1:23:28question mean you missed 10 episodes and you forget the rules Dave of course of
- 1:23:33course ask away Luke does anyone get their breasts cut
- 1:23:40off no just once just
- 1:23:46once next question so this week tit cut
- 1:23:51is it set in a farming Andor rural
- 1:23:55community yes I've already forgot the name the dead Rise Up from some dude's
- 1:24:01field no okay what was the name of the film
- 1:24:07sorry 100 bloody Acres right it's B in Australian that
- 1:24:12inherits 100 bloody Acres close does a person inherit 100
- 1:24:18acres is my
- 1:24:20question no no is is someone f arming
- 1:24:25people um no
- 1:24:31no people being used as fertilizer for someone what
- 1:24:36yes Jesus Christ Luke what what
- 1:24:41yes yes correct yes
- 1:24:45awesome why am I in trouble no it's just that was like getting it right so early
- 1:24:50on yeah man well
- 1:24:56done proceed yeah take it take it Luke
- 1:25:02um so it's a I'm going to guess a couple get stuck
- 1:25:07in a town somewhere right and um that's
- 1:25:12every horror movie go on yep yep and I don't know um they're probably in a
- 1:25:17group of people and slowly one by one they start disappearing but the people
- 1:25:21in the town are sort of helping them being nice and only later on that they
- 1:25:24find that their friends are being taken away to fertilize the farm that they're
- 1:25:28eating the food from yeah right well look I mean it's not it's not too
- 1:25:34dissimilar I mean I don't know we the bother going on now it's kind of kind of
- 1:25:37revealed the sure well fill us fill us in Matt this film um this is an Australian
- 1:25:43film so Dan you are also partly correct ah correct it's an Australian
- 1:25:49film it's got Angus Samson in it and um oh must be good
- 1:25:56uh it's commercials re and Lindsay Morgan who own and operate a small blood
- 1:26:01and bone fertilizer business in country South Australia um I love fil in country South
- 1:26:07Australia while making local deliveries and the occasional roadkill pickup reg
- 1:26:12encounters the crash site of a van with a driver dead inside he recovers the
- 1:26:16body and puts it in the back of his truck making his way back to the plan
- 1:26:19he's delayed again this time by three tourists stuck on the side of the road
- 1:26:24so allows them to ride with him they discover the corpse fear for their lives
- 1:26:29things get a bit crazy and uh re suggests that he can grind them into
- 1:26:33fertilizer and and the there you go that's how the story proceeds apparently it's very
- 1:26:39funny yeah I'm actually I think I might actually watch that that is a great
- 1:26:44guess Luke that's uh that's uh that's crazy who would think that I would guess
- 1:26:48right yeah yeah I certainly didn't well you off a bad to start
- 1:26:53breast is cutting off but picked it up
- 1:26:56well done well done indeed it won um it
- 1:27:01won the caret Jo jewelry award at
- 1:27:05cans I think
- 1:27:08no sorry uh it sit guest Film Festival
- 1:27:13the person in the film Colin cans
- 1:27:18won that's a that's a weird way of it's good it's good I like how they've just
- 1:27:24left that ambiguous yeah um best screenplay Cameron
- 1:27:31cans can K KS cans K yeah you know
- 1:27:36what uh best supporting actor nominated Angus Samson the Australian film critics
- 1:27:41Association awards quality film film let's
- 1:27:48see and we away free tickets to that film go to the website for details are
- 1:27:54we no no no I don't know nobody's gonna want to see it it came out in 20 came
- 1:28:00out in 2012 I don't think they're still showing it I don't think it ever got
- 1:28:04showed anywhere mat it's an Australian film yeah probably true probably true I
- 1:28:09was L Mark Australian film myself it's not easy really it's funny because when
- 1:28:15we were playing triple track I watch triple taglines of tell [ __ ] I can't
- 1:28:18even say it we're playing triple taglines of Terror I was thinking about
- 1:28:22how recently I've had to actually come up with a tagline for my own film is it
- 1:28:27harder than you thought it would be yeah it's not easy what's the tagline you
- 1:28:31come up with have you got any taglines yet the tagline for the tail job is if
- 1:28:35you love someone set them free then follow at a close distance yeah I like
- 1:28:40that that's good that's good yeah I like
- 1:28:44that cuz it's a comedy about stalking yeah
- 1:28:49yeah what isn't what you doing what what isn't yeah
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