Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Hello Yeah What from May 19th, 2026
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well, hello, yeah, what it is that innovative radio feature
- 0:05Speaker 1: that we invented?
- 0:08Speaker 2: Come on, you could so you it's just.
- 0:10Speaker 3: Yack at us, you know, questions, comments, criticisms.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Jokes, what whatever you would like to talk about. This
- 0:17Speaker 2: is your chance.
- 0:18Speaker 4: Maybe you want to talk about our fortieth Maybe you want.
- 0:20Speaker 5: To Maybe you want to talk about graduation, graduation.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Uh, where you're going on summer vacation. Maybe you wanna
- 0:29Speaker 2: Maybe you want to tell me how handsome I am?
- 0:31Speaker 6: Hello?
- 0:32Speaker 2: Yeah? What? I wasn't laughing that you're not handsome, but
- 0:36Speaker 2: it's true, I'm not. I've had some lovely encounters with
- 0:40Speaker 2: listeners lately, just really nice meeting them out and about
- 0:45Speaker 2: you known, yep, just very you know, very nice. And
- 0:48Speaker 2: when I went to the to the Mike Doughty Show
- 0:52Speaker 2: on Friday night and there were several people there who
- 0:54Speaker 2: were just and then you know, they weren't they weren't
- 0:57Speaker 2: pushy or anything. They just said, I just want to
- 0:59Speaker 2: tell you how much we like show. We love it.
- 1:02Speaker 6: Hello, yeah, what but.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Anything you want to talk about eight seven seven six
- 1:06Speaker 2: zero two nine six ninety six. Why there's somebody right
- 1:09Speaker 2: there who wants.
- 1:10Speaker 4: To It's chantelle.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what Hi, chantelle, Hi.
- 1:15Speaker 7: Hi you guys, tell are you fine?
- 1:17Speaker 2: Where are you calling from today?
- 1:19Speaker 7: I'm calling from Ogden and I just wanted to call
- 1:23Speaker 7: and thank you. Three. Today is graduation and my last
- 1:28Speaker 7: little boy is graduating from Ogden High. Oh and yeah,
- 1:32Speaker 7: and I started listening to you guys when my oldest
- 1:37Speaker 7: started school in first grade. And that was in two
- 1:39Speaker 7: thousand and two and she's thirty now and I've gone
- 1:43Speaker 7: through Yeah, I have a total of five. And you
- 1:46Speaker 7: guys have been with me with every every morning, every
- 1:50Speaker 7: hard time to wake up, whatever the situation was, you
- 1:54Speaker 7: guys have always been there. And I do want to
- 1:57Speaker 7: send you guys to the graduation announcement. I planned to
- 1:59Speaker 7: and hopeful that's okay, just because thank you you guys
- 2:03Speaker 7: so much, like seriously, because there's conversations that we will
- 2:06Speaker 7: hear and it's just nice. You know, I am a
- 2:11Speaker 7: Hispanic Mexican whatever you wanna call from here, and just
- 2:14Speaker 7: to know that we're normal and that we are considered
- 2:18Speaker 7: from here. My kids are all different. Like my youngest
- 2:22Speaker 7: he was in Auguenheigh marching band. He did drum, percussion, everything,
- 2:26Speaker 7: and then just to know that the world is all
- 2:29Speaker 7: open for everyone. It makes me so happy. So thank
- 2:33Speaker 7: you guys so much, and please stay forever because I'm
- 2:36Speaker 7: gonna still listen. I have a dog and he still
- 2:39Speaker 7: listen every morning no matter what. And we got these
- 2:43Speaker 7: guys always.
- 2:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing the same thing mom My kids are
- 2:46Speaker 3: all up and out and I have dogs.
- 2:48Speaker 5: Well, I do my things with listen.
- 2:50Speaker 2: We will stay for the dog Chantelle. Well, his name
- 2:53Speaker 2: is Gus.
- 2:55Speaker 7: His name is Gus. We call him Gussie from the Buzzy.
- 2:57Speaker 1: I don't know why, but you know, yeah, congratulations, Yes, okay,
- 3:02Speaker 1: well will you guys and you guys be safe and
- 3:05Speaker 1: thank you again.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Thank you say how to Gus for it? Eight seven seven? Okay,
- 3:11Speaker 2: that's it.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Then, I guess you know, you know how I've been
- 3:13Speaker 3: saying I've been over parenting Mohammed because he was the
- 3:16Speaker 3: last kid at home and now he's leaving. I think
- 3:19Speaker 3: I'm going to overparent my dogs. Now they're gonna we're
- 3:23Speaker 3: going to drive them crazy with attention.
- 3:25Speaker 2: I think somebody pointed out to me the other day,
- 3:27Speaker 2: you said you want you won't You only wanted to
- 3:29Speaker 2: do this show until you got your kids out of school.
- 3:32Speaker 8: Yeah, you were You're on record saying that, well, well.
- 3:39Speaker 2: I guess, I guess did you mean high school or
- 3:43Speaker 2: did you mean college?
- 3:44Speaker 5: I mean when I said it, I meant high school.
- 3:47Speaker 2: But well, you know, all right, who knows if you'd
- 3:50Speaker 2: like to audition to be fill in for, you know,
- 3:54Speaker 2: to be the next Geena Barbari eight seven seven six two.
- 3:58Speaker 3: I would like to con and you getting a paycheck
- 4:01Speaker 3: because college is excessive, so.
- 4:05Speaker 2: You know, it's just have them take out a bunch
- 4:07Speaker 2: of loans.
- 4:08Speaker 6: Hello.
- 4:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 4:11Speaker 1: Last year's Gina suggested a hot take moment. My hot
- 4:14Speaker 1: take all single occupancy bathrooms should have a urinal and
- 4:19Speaker 1: a traditional commode.
- 4:20Speaker 8: Yes, helps keep the commode cleaner.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's probably true, and thought of it.
- 4:25Speaker 5: I love that idea.
- 4:26Speaker 2: We can't do hello yeah, what if you're not hello yeah, wedding?
- 4:31Speaker 5: Hello?
- 4:32Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 4:32Speaker 2: What that means? You need to call and you can
- 4:35Speaker 2: talk about whatever you want to talk about on this
- 4:38Speaker 2: fine people.
- 4:39Speaker 3: You know how distracted I I was the last week
- 4:42Speaker 3: with all my graduation stuff. Now I'm done and other
- 4:45Speaker 3: people are graduating this the next like three weeks or
- 4:49Speaker 3: people are crazy busy.
- 4:51Speaker 2: You had all that graduation stuff going on, and then
- 4:54Speaker 2: all of those celebrations of your birthday.
- 4:56Speaker 5: Was just it was a business. It was so busy.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Yeah, what, I think we should just be quiet until
- 5:05Speaker 2: I'm okay with it, until the phone rings were just well.
- 5:09Speaker 5: It's weird.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Mohammed home because he's home until August when he moves
- 5:15Speaker 3: into the dorm.
- 5:16Speaker 2: But where's he going to school? The you go youth,
- 5:21Speaker 2: I don't think we we.
- 5:22Speaker 5: Haven't talked about that.
- 5:23Speaker 3: No, much like my daughter, who we took her everywhere
- 5:27Speaker 3: looking at schools, you know, and.
- 5:30Speaker 2: I find that really disingenuous and really kind of selfish
- 5:34Speaker 2: of them. What you spend a lot of money traveling
- 5:37Speaker 2: to this school and to that school and to this school,
- 5:40Speaker 2: and they go I think I'll just you should make
- 5:43Speaker 2: them reimburse you for the travel.
- 5:45Speaker 3: No, because part of going to those schools is being
- 5:49Speaker 3: on campus and saying this feels right, that doesn't feel right.
- 5:52Speaker 3: I like the programs this one has. And honestly, when
- 5:56Speaker 3: when Mohammed toured the you, we didn't see him like
- 6:00Speaker 3: that anywhere.
- 6:01Speaker 5: Wow, this is so cool. Oh they've got this program.
- 6:04Speaker 5: Oh they've got this.
- 6:07Speaker 3: And that's what I wanted was him to be excited
- 6:09Speaker 3: about going somewhere.
- 6:10Speaker 4: I don't know what happened, but there we are.
- 6:12Speaker 9: Hello.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Yeah, what so let's let's get on with it, shall we?
- 6:17Speaker 1: Let me get the interface up here we go.
- 6:20Speaker 8: Avery is here?
- 6:20Speaker 3: Hello?
- 6:21Speaker 2: Yeah what Avery? Where are you calling from?
- 6:24Speaker 7: Okaying?
- 6:25Speaker 2: Some holiday you come?
- 6:26Speaker 3: Hi?
- 6:27Speaker 2: Avery? How old are you?
- 6:29Speaker 3: Hey?
- 6:30Speaker 2: And nine?
- 6:30Speaker 10: Almost ten?
- 6:31Speaker 2: Okay? Now, Avery says here you have a joke for us? Right? Yeah, okay,
- 6:36Speaker 2: go ahead, that's not who's there?
- 6:42Speaker 3: Dwayne?
- 6:44Speaker 2: Dwayne? Dwayne?
- 6:45Speaker 6: Who I'm drowning?
- 6:49Speaker 4: Oh no, Avery, don't Wayne in the bathtub.
- 6:52Speaker 2: I'm in the bathtub. I'm drowning. Yes, that's pretty good, Avery,
- 6:57Speaker 2: pretty good. Here, I got one for you. I've got
- 7:00Speaker 2: one for you. Knock knock there tuba tuba toothpaste?
- 7:09Speaker 5: Avery, Avery?
- 7:11Speaker 2: Thanks, Avery, have a lovely day.
- 7:14Speaker 10: Ay all right?
- 7:18Speaker 4: Scarlet is here?
- 7:20Speaker 2: Oh Scarlet, Scarlet? Where are you calling from? Scarlet?
- 7:26Speaker 10: I'm like outside of my school again?
- 7:30Speaker 5: Okay, what's going on?
- 7:33Speaker 2: Well?
- 7:34Speaker 9: I was just calling because my birthday is tomorrow?
- 7:38Speaker 2: Are you going to have a big party?
- 7:41Speaker 10: A little bit? I guess I don't really know.
- 7:44Speaker 11: I'm Scarlett's friend.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Hi, Scarlet's friend.
- 7:48Speaker 5: Well, happy birthday tomorrow, Scarlet.
- 7:50Speaker 2: How old will you be? Scarlet? Alright, we'll have a
- 7:54Speaker 2: right happy bird.
- 7:55Speaker 4: Scarlet early quick Scarlett. You there, you go, there, you.
- 8:01Speaker 5: Go, have a good deal. Bye bye, cutie kiddos. Oh
- 8:09Speaker 5: my gosh.
- 8:11Speaker 1: I remember we used to hate it when kids called
- 8:13Speaker 1: because it was it was they were learning how to
- 8:16Speaker 1: use the phone by calling us, and we're like, that's
- 8:20Speaker 1: what grandparents are for.
- 8:21Speaker 4: But now we're we're.
- 8:22Speaker 2: Good with it. Eight seven seven six oh two nine
- 8:24Speaker 2: six nine six it's Cassidy. Yeah what Cassidy?
- 8:29Speaker 3: Hi?
- 8:30Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead.
- 8:33Speaker 10: So I'm just calling because it's just extremely upsetting about
- 8:38Speaker 10: these gas prices, and I'm just wondering is there anything
- 8:42Speaker 10: like we can do because I just feel like people
- 8:45Speaker 10: don't know if they can do anything to make a change,
- 8:48Speaker 10: and they just keep accepting it and paying it.
- 8:51Speaker 3: You can, you can, you can, you can walk, you
- 8:56Speaker 3: can complain to your representatives. You can call or write
- 9:00Speaker 3: an email to your representative.
- 9:03Speaker 10: Does it really do anything?
- 9:04Speaker 2: Don't know.
- 9:06Speaker 4: I would say vote is one thing.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 9:09Speaker 1: The other thing is i haven't been to a gas
- 9:11Speaker 1: station in quite a while, and I'm enjoying it because
- 9:15Speaker 1: electric car.
- 9:18Speaker 5: But that's not an option forever.
- 9:19Speaker 4: Not an option for it, not an option for ever.
- 9:21Speaker 1: You know, it's it's been, it's been terrific not going
- 9:24Speaker 1: to the gas.
- 9:25Speaker 3: If you're in the market for a new car, I
- 9:27Speaker 3: recommend an electric car.
- 9:29Speaker 5: But for a lot of people it's.
- 9:31Speaker 2: Just not ask ask ask the people that you are
- 9:35Speaker 2: running to represent. You ask them questions that you want
- 9:39Speaker 2: to know, like what what what about the gas prices?
- 9:42Speaker 2: What what can we do about that? What can we do?
- 9:45Speaker 2: And just ask some questions and then vote for the
- 9:47Speaker 2: people that you think give you satisfactory And if you go.
- 9:50Speaker 5: To vote dot Utah, dot gov you can.
- 9:53Speaker 3: If you're not clear who who represents you in all
- 9:55Speaker 3: the different forms, you just put in your address there
- 9:59Speaker 3: and it'll tell all right, thanks.
- 10:03Speaker 5: I know, all right, all right, right.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Now, yeah, sorry, let's go to Casey.
- 10:09Speaker 2: Hi, Casey, What where are you calling from?
- 10:12Speaker 11: Casey called for my work in Rose Park?
- 10:17Speaker 2: Okay, what's up?
- 10:19Speaker 11: So this is Basie Casey.
- 10:22Speaker 6: Yeah, O Cogan.
- 10:24Speaker 11: Just wanted to let you guys know that we are
- 10:27Speaker 11: playing a show on Friday at bar named Sue on
- 10:31Speaker 11: State Street in like Midville, Sandy area. Yeah, starts at
- 10:37Speaker 11: nine o'clock. When we played till Last Call Fun Night.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that's a twenty one.
- 10:44Speaker 3: And yeah, yes, sir, all right, have a good showcase.
- 10:51Speaker 8: Thank you very much.
- 10:52Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Tim the tree Guy.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what hey, Tim?
- 10:57Speaker 6: Good, good morning, Good morning. I have a have a question.
- 11:01Speaker 2: About the fortieth hmm okay.
- 11:05Speaker 6: As part of the shrine of you guys, will the
- 11:08Speaker 6: playgirl photo be apartment?
- 11:11Speaker 2: No? No, I I think I meant to destroy it,
- 11:18Speaker 2: and I think I still have it somewhere, but I
- 11:21Speaker 2: don't know where.
- 11:23Speaker 5: I thought you promised not. Somebody paid to have it destroyed,
- 11:26Speaker 5: didn't you.
- 11:26Speaker 4: No, No, they paid to see it.
- 11:29Speaker 1: And then and then Bill said he was going to
- 11:31Speaker 1: destroy it, and I believed him when he said that
- 11:34Speaker 1: you would have destroyed it.
- 11:35Speaker 2: I would have destroyed it, and I meant to No,
- 11:38Speaker 2: I meant to, well, it's adorable. If it turns off
- 11:43Speaker 2: off road, I will. If it turns up, I'll bring
- 11:47Speaker 2: it to the fortieth.
- 11:48Speaker 5: Marry might not show up, I will.
- 11:52Speaker 8: I will come with a lighter, is what I will do.
- 11:55Speaker 2: All right, Tim? Thanks?
- 11:57Speaker 4: Yeah, Let's go to Bill.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what hello, Bail, what's up?
- 12:05Speaker 6: Hey? I've got two questions.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
- 12:10Speaker 6: The first one in a while back Bill was talking
- 12:12Speaker 6: about a camping trip, bear desert cigarettes, ran out of cigarettes,
- 12:18Speaker 6: had to leave, saw a cow and the cattle guards. Ye. Yeah,
- 12:23Speaker 6: did you do anything with the cow or just leave
- 12:25Speaker 6: it to die?
- 12:26Speaker 5: Oh?
- 12:26Speaker 2: Well, oh it was Uh no, we did not do
- 12:32Speaker 2: anything with the cow other than when we got back
- 12:35Speaker 2: into Escalante. We we just we told some guy who
- 12:40Speaker 2: ran the bar there and he said, oh yeah, we'll
- 12:44Speaker 2: get the word out the bar.
- 12:46Speaker 6: Guys are usually pretty good at that. Cool. And one
- 12:49Speaker 6: more question, Geane, if you don't want answer this, you
- 12:51Speaker 6: don't have to, maybe just yes or at all. But
- 12:53Speaker 6: you know when your sister wrote the letter and your
- 12:56Speaker 6: dad talked to the governor, was are you angry?
- 13:01Speaker 5: You're Oh yeah, he was curious, was he really?
- 13:04Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
- 13:05Speaker 6: Is it one of those things where you didn't talk
- 13:07Speaker 6: for like six years or something.
- 13:08Speaker 5: That's a whole thing, the whole thing.
- 13:11Speaker 6: Okay, all right, cool, cool, you guys, have a good day,
- 13:16Speaker 6: and thanks, enjoy it.
- 13:19Speaker 4: Bill, bring the heat.
- 13:21Speaker 8: Let's go to my low.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Yeah, what my low? What's up.
- 13:27Speaker 6: Much?
- 13:27Speaker 4: Guys?
- 13:27Speaker 7: Just wanted to check up with you guys and then
- 13:29Speaker 7: have a question for you guys.
- 13:31Speaker 11: Do you know what's the place you go to in Idaho?
- 13:34Speaker 2: The steak fingers.
- 13:35Speaker 8: Steak fingers in idahomy.
- 13:38Speaker 2: She mentioned the favorite place he has.
- 13:41Speaker 3: Well, I don't have a favorite place, but there's a
- 13:43Speaker 3: bunch of places in Idaho.
- 13:44Speaker 5: Steak fingers is kind of a thing.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Well, it's no steak fingers are actually the food, the
- 13:49Speaker 2: state food of Idaho.
- 13:52Speaker 3: But but the the original place. Let me see if
- 13:57Speaker 3: I can find that old please.
- 14:00Speaker 8: She's a she's a stake finger expert.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Why why is this important to you? Are you going
- 14:07Speaker 2: to going to Idaho?
- 14:09Speaker 11: Probably it's my birthday, it is, so I'm like to
- 14:12Speaker 11: visit somewhere else side of my birthday.
- 14:14Speaker 2: Yeah, Idaho for your birthday? All right? That sounds fun.
- 14:18Speaker 8: And man, go for the lottery tickets, stay for the racism.
- 14:24Speaker 3: Yeah, Idaho the popular restaurants known for fingersteaks, or Lindy's Steakhouse,
- 14:31Speaker 3: or the West Side Drive In I think it was
- 14:33Speaker 3: the West Side Drive In.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Thin it was. Yeah, And you know, Milo, Gina just
- 14:38Speaker 2: googled that and you could have done the same thing driving.
- 14:42Speaker 5: I'm glad you called Milo.
- 14:45Speaker 9: Well, she's the expert there.
- 14:47Speaker 11: I donaho want to get the bad one, all right?
- 14:51Speaker 11: Can I get the Wolf of audio with the birthday clip.
- 14:55Speaker 2: The oh he wants the birthday clip because it's his birthday.
- 14:58Speaker 1: It's his it's Milo, it is your Yeah, it's Milo's birthday.
- 15:03Speaker 2: There we go, There we go, you there you go.
- 15:10Speaker 5: Let us know how they are milon.
- 15:13Speaker 2: A personalized birthday wish for mileon. There you later.
- 15:16Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Hector.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what good morning Hector? What's up?
- 15:26Speaker 9: Hey, good morning guys. I was just calling to give you,
- 15:27Speaker 9: guys enough called a long time ago to talk about
- 15:30Speaker 9: my two cats, Gandalf at Medusa I had a real
- 15:33Speaker 9: issue with, like like one getting real close to me
- 15:36Speaker 9: and then the other one walking in on me, kind
- 15:37Speaker 9: of making us both everybody feel weird in the room.
- 15:40Speaker 9: And then Carrie mentioned that maybe I should spend more
- 15:43Speaker 9: time with Medusa and then.
- 15:45Speaker 6: Do that thing.
- 15:46Speaker 9: So I did, and so now both cats are bonded
- 15:49Speaker 9: to me, and now my wife is kind of like, yo,
- 15:52Speaker 9: what the heck? I see them, I see him, and
- 15:54Speaker 9: you just you know what I mean. So, like, I'm
- 15:56Speaker 9: just kind of calling to ask you, guys, how do
- 15:58Speaker 9: I break up with catonded?
- 16:03Speaker 2: It's pretty hard.
- 16:04Speaker 1: My my father would say it involves a potato sack
- 16:08Speaker 1: and a break No that's not that's not what I
- 16:11Speaker 1: would just just just starting just ignore them.
- 16:16Speaker 2: You're your you need.
- 16:17Speaker 9: To get thinking about doing you need what you need
- 16:21Speaker 9: to do?
- 16:21Speaker 11: Another cat.
- 16:22Speaker 2: No, here's what you need to do. You buy a
- 16:24Speaker 2: big bag of cat nip and you spread it all
- 16:27Speaker 2: over your wife. There you go, there.
- 16:29Speaker 8: You there you go, there you go.
- 16:31Speaker 2: I like that in the pocket, just put all over
- 16:36Speaker 2: all right.
- 16:36Speaker 9: Yeah, it's quite the situation. But thank you very much.
- 16:41Speaker 4: All Right, we'll see.
- 16:42Speaker 8: Oh it's a it's Ed Brass, very important sports.
- 16:46Speaker 2: Yeah, good morning, mister brass.
- 16:50Speaker 6: Good morning, mister called to wish you happy birthday.
- 16:54Speaker 5: You almost got through.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Yep, I almost got you sign it's your signing a turnip. Yes,
- 17:04Speaker 2: yes it is. And if you if you, you won't
- 17:07Speaker 2: get blood out of it either. Happy birthday, dumbass.
- 17:13Speaker 6: There you go, Well have a lovely day.
- 17:16Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Thanks Ed.
- 17:18Speaker 4: All right, well there you go, it's a that's that's enough. Hello.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Yeah, what I would say