Valentine’s Day & The Audacity of Mediocre Men

Valentine’s Day has people lowering their standards like it’s a clearance sale.

Let me tell you about the time a man got jealous because a waiter refilled my water.

Sir… you still had water.

If someone feels threatened by basic hydration, imagine what they’ll do when you actually shine.

Red flags don’t turn pink just because it’s February.

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