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Below Deck and Real Housewives of Miami Recaps · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama Darling. Hello, everybody, welcome
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back. It's Drama Darling. It's me Amy Phillips. I'm with Emily Dereesis
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here. What's up ms? Hello Amy, and a good day to you.
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Thank you. I you know, we are reeling off of someone who
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made a little comment on my Instagram reel yesterday, and let me just start
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the show by saying, welcome darlings, thank you for listening. We'll be
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covering below Deck and Real Housewives of Miami. Now I'm gonna pivot right back
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over so on Patreon. The bonus episode right now. There's a couple floating
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around, but one is True Detective. The other that it's actually a bonus
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episode on our public podcast is Feud Capoti versus the Swans. But yesterday,
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Emily and I recap True Detective Night Country episode five. Emily spoil anything if
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you haven't started it, yeah, okay, yes, oh yeah, And
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you know what, I don't think we will because our theory so we were
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just we were in it deep if you will. In the Night Country yesterday's
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recap, in and Emily, this theory of hers came to her in I
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mean, I want to say a fever dream, if you will. It
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wasn't cbdhc old dream, menedible field dream, same thing. And so she
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comes to the podcast yesterday and she just slaps on the table this theory that
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Danvers and or Navarro are in a coma. And you know she's awake.
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That the whole theory about, you know, the voices that you're hearing.
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You know, she's starting to become awake. So she's moving her fingers uh
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to the people who are asking the right questions to solve the case outside of
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the coma. Needless to say, you can go ahead and listen to that.
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I made it available for the public. Next week's finale will only be
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on Patreon. But that being said, I signed off on this theory faster
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than I signed my marriage certificate. And that's a lot because I love my
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husband. To my husband, and needless to say, we were on one.
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I created a real of this theory. Actually we created it together and
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then put it up. You know, I you know, I had to
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tag my girl is Lopez, the creator of the Director and the Cream Director
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writer, and let's just say has entered the chat because she did, in
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fact respond and she said dot dot dot. She's not in a coma,
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Yike's face. That is her opinion, as Tamara would say. I and
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here's the other thing I said. I could be wrong, but I think
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there's something to it, and maybe this is going to become something that in
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twenty years from now always like, did you ever realize that Danvers is maybe
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in a coma? It's like that theory that came up with Billy Joel and
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the piano Man, where it's like, now, like thirty forty years later,
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everybody's like, the piano man didn't realize he was playing in a gay
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bar. So like now because like you know, Jonathan bars of friend of
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mine, gets me any drinks for freeze, talking with Davy still in the
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navy, probably will be for life as a real estate novelist kind of thing,
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gets me my drinks for free kind of So so everybody's like, wait
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a second, piano man doesn't realize he's in a gay bar, and everybody's
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like, he's just not catching the vibe? Man, what are you doing
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here? So I didn't come up with that theory that I never heard that
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theory. This is great. I like that you're tying it into true Detective
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Night Country, and I like that you're going to hold on to what you
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believe is the right storyline, even though the creator and writer has since told
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us we're dead wrong. Okay, no, she's dead wrong. She used
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a yike's face. Okay, awesome. It was a coma theory and she
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said she's not in a coma. Hmm, well, well listen my mom
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both in denial. What my mom would have been like, well, that's
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not part of my reality. So you're basically saying to Lisa, this is
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not your story to tell, and she's like, he yes, and I
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already told it, and you're gonna mind out next week whether you like it
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or not. Yeah. Now, my brother brought up a good point that
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the swirl we were talking this morning, and the swirl leans towards a hypnosis
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tool. So maybe I did ask the right question. Yeah, she I
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would have died if she said to us, you're not asking the right question.
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But she respected our theory. I think just because she was, she
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gave it the attention that I feel like it deserved. I mean, I
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I thought, there's no way she isn't in a coma or they both are,
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like there was no other way. But anyway, we digress, and
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if you want to hear our theories and how we justify it, we can
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justify every almost every single thing. Quite frankly, Yeah, listen to the
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stand by it. You stand by it, and that's but you can stand
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by it. But beck you and not I, and go pack ya koma
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theory and go. I'm just glad we don't have to wait an entire like
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week to find out that we are wrong. But you know, let me
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ask you this, what color was the yike's face? It was orange?
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So well, anyway, it's very cool. I'm thrilled that she is talking
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to us, that she's engaging and not enraging. So that being said,
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we just have a little bit of dish to serve up dish. Wow,
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I don't think any of us saw this coming. Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan
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have indeed broken up. How do you know you gotta do it? How
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do you know? How do you know? How do you know? But
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how do you know? You have cancer? Who told you a doctor?
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How do you know? Marcus then followed me, how do you know?
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Well, it's clear as day. How do you know? She's like?
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Marcus? Unfollowed she Nanigan's and Summer Moon Honey and Me. So people is
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reporting that they've gone their separate ways. A source confirms this, and they've
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been dating for more than a year. They decided to take some time apart
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to reevaluate their relationship. This has nothing to do with any family input,
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but solely for their personal growth, because people are saying, like, you
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know, Michael Jordan, never, never, Eva Bliss this relationship. She
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also shared on her Instagram's story, in which she included a poll that she
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asked followers, should your friends onfollow your ex as well as a video of
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Morgan Freeman speaking about trusting your inner voice. Boy, we're bringing Morgan Freeman
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into this, I mean, why not? Why not? At this point
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are they dating? I feel like we all knew this wasn't going to last
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forever. I really thought they could keep it together for the season, and
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now they're going to see each other at the Traders Reunion for the first time
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since their breakup, which is very exciting, which Andy Cohen is hosting.
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I don't know why I didn't remember that from last year. Shame on me,
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Shame Bell, shame no too. I was with you on that it
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was just a long day. We were recapping one hundred things. You know,
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sometimes things get lost in the weeds. But that being said, what
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is going to happen to separation anxiety? Their podcast, It will thrive.
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This is the best thing that happened to it. They could both yes,
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they could both do one one week Larsa does it and one week Marcus does
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it. Separate. I love it, Let's do it. It's a custody
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podcast, podcast, custody. I'm working on the title, Yeah, podcasting
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their coma coma. They're they're in a coma and they're not really broken up.
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They just are separated for the time being. Okay, So I got
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this on Queen's of Bravo on Instagram that there's a shakeup coming to Orange County.
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Sutton is filming with Gina and newbie Katie Janella Janella, I should say
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Janella. So I don't know what Sutton's doing down there, but I would
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like her to name them the new cast members name them also. Dave Quinn
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says, and this is a People article. Winterhouse hasn't been canceled, but
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it is on Paul A source tells People. Yes, indeed, so we'll
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be uh, following that, I'm really disappointed it's winter. You know,
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it's gonna be a whole year. Then if you don't catch your winter unless
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they go up to Ennis Oh Winterhouse, Night Country. They go and they
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spend thirty days of night drunk and disoriented, And I mean that's pretty much
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the show anyway. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty much because they sleep all
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day. I mean, God knows pages in bed. Well that's it,
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first serving dish, Thanks baby Darling. Okay, so we I want to
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talk about Below Deeck first. Okay, I want to talk about Below Deck
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because I feel like they're off to a great start, especially considering that Captain
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Terry I think is an AI. I mean, well, he's definitely the
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most friendly to the crew, like engaging and on a personal level that I've
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seen in a long time, like probably out of the gate, don't think
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more than Captain Sandy. Yeah, Sandy doesn't know what the hell's going on.
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She's coming in there busting up relationships, being like Kyle's flirting on the
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phone, not realizing what's going on. But like also I think he's giving
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us a lot of personal He's disclosing and being vulnerable about himself more than I
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think Sandy as a leader is comfortable with. Oh that's a really good point.
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You're right, he does. He mean, he's spilling it in the
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galley, you know, last episode, the first episode he was out there
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right, yeah, yeah, and this one and this one. Yeah,
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what do you say? He was talking about his kids again, and he
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was talking about gosh, he was talking about a couple of things. Well,
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he talked about Okay, he also had to did we already talk about
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this last week where he had to stop basically being a captain in order to
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be there for his kids. We did, Okay, Yeah, that was
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part of so be that bitch. Yeah, Captain Perry was like, I'm
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going to be that bitch. I'm gonna stay home with my kids. You
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know, I'm gonna take another job. Yeah, So that is way more
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like we would never get that from. I mean, some some shit would
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really have to hit the fan in order for any of these other captains to
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let their guards down a little like that. I think, Well, Captain
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Lee, you know, he really had some trauma, some tragedy in his
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life, losing one of his kids. And yeah, he has opened up,
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but you know that definitely wasn't until much later. But he doesn't know
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that people were loading in getting to know you. No, it wasn't like
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take a knee right. He also did it with the right people, you
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know. He he did it with the Queen of Versailles, who had very
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much the same experience. Yeah, well that's not your crew though. I'm
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talking about like the people that are. Yeah, because you do want a
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little separation there. But it is interesting to see different leadership styles, I
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guess so. Yeah. No, but his head is so smooth, you
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know, and he kind of looks like a fake, like a robot in
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a way. I don't know. Yeah, he kind of does. Anyway,
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that's AI for you. You don't know if it's fake. Yeah.
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Around, it's everywhere. It's your damn captain. Now, No, it's
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your first AI captain. Baby, Welcome to reality TV AI Island. A
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bunch of Ais stranded on an island talking about their personal shit. Yeah that
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someone else is writing for them. Yeah. Ay, I write an emotional
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story to where I will get the fans allegiance so that the fan vote will
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go towards me. Talk about your children now, think about them being far
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away. Let me ask you a question. Okay, you like a poached
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pair. Sure, I mean I'm not gonna say no, I won't be
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that bitch. I will eat it. I mean, like it's not my
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first choice. Oh it'd better be really that bitch. No, I'm kidding,
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no. I I think I've only had a poached pair once, but
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I am just delighted with a poached pair. I would love I'd like to
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have it more often, quite frankly, and I think that I have the
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ability to do it. I've seen, you know, when I've researched recipes
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for instapot because I love an instapot recipe. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I could really get into that. I think, you know, twenty
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twenty four might be the year of poach pair for me. I mean,
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I am turning double twenty fives this week, so this is true. And
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it's a nice red dessert for Valentines, especially as Fraser said, and indeed,
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another red wine reduction was so shady. I mean, like indeed,
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oh my gosh, he just shaded that red wine reduction and also stuff reduction,
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you know, stuff reducing everything and putting it on that because he had
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did the steaks have the red wine? Yeah? And then the poach pair
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of the red wine. That's too much red wine reduction. I thought it
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was part of the theme. It was well to me, I wouldn't have
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thought much of it. I would have been like, I would have thought
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that was part of what he was presenting the theme. Oh, I see
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his his theme. The charter guests at the preference sheet, meaning, it
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looks like they want a red wine reduction. Potty, what I'm going to
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bring all the red wine reduction. They're going to be swimming in it.
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Watch me me fucking that hot tub in it. Oh my god, I've
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never seen a lingering shot like that in my life. They stayed on there.
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Yeah. How much crew was up there covering that? I mean they
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had at least at least two cameras well. I don't know about why.
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I mean I just seemed like, well, they had one underneath. Underneath.
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Yeah, they were filming the bottom of the hot tub. Those were
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their feet in the ceiling, and then they were filming them head on because
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you can see the ceiling. Yeah, the bottom of the hot tub in
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the ceiling is a glass bottom. Yes, what I st David, No,
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I don't know where I am. I'm on some other vessel. I'm
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I'm docked right next door. We don't have that. We do not have
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that. It's a glass bottom hot tub and you can look up into it,
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yea from whose room? I think it's the stairwell from the store over
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the globe. So it goes enormous globe, glass bottom hot tub boom.
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Yeah. Because you could see their feet working hilarious like ducks. Yes,
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I don't know where, see their feet like really getting getting grounded so they
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could pound, yes, wow, a red wine pounding over a globe.
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But this has so many layers that I don't like. Yeah. Well,
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the other thing that I keep thinking is that's like the why would you ever
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want to look up into a hot tub of your friends. It's the worst
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thing. It's like so insanely exposed. It's luxurious. Yea, it's luxury.
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This is what the douchebags want. They want to see it, I
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guess. So, I mean I like that they cover it. I like
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someone's on that shot all the time when they're in that hot tub. Now,
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hey we got to get to the globe. Shot. Yeah, get
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under that hot tub again. Hot shot, hot shot. But they were
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in order to really land on that those primaries just pound caking in that red
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wine reduction hot tub. They sorry, they were doing a split screen and
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they would just shift that hot tub scene over to the right or to the
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left and then pop in like Sonny or Zanny or like a Fraser to tell
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whatever story they were telling that it had not much to do with the couple
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and the other square having a red wine time. Oh yeah ye. But
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it was also like, you know, because people had to stay on deck,
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but they were sent to bed. Everybody, right besides Barbie. Well,
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I mean Barbie was actually sent to bed, but then everybody's kind of
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standing close by to be like, the hell's happening. I would think,
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honestly, I would think it would have happened more. They would have protocols
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for it. I do like that they cleaned it. Thank god we can't
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yeah that we cannot have that. So it be that thatch. Yeah,
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I'm gonna be that bitch. I'm gonna clean it for the for the team,
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because you know, and also you're like a crew member and you know
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that your time is coming to get into that hot tup too, So it
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is also self serving because you want to be able to get into that hot
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tub and feel like you've done your job at cleaning it. Mm hmmm.
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That's why I do not like hot tubs. I'm not a fan of hot
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tubs. I agree. So the court we're picking up with the courses that
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are coming out too slow, and is a cat that's stacking the plates?
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It is cat. Yeah, you can't stack a plate, honey. No,
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as Fraser said, this isn't a wolf of house. This is a
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souper yacht. You know, it is true, Like I you know,
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once you work, so I worked in fine dining. Darlings worked in fine
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dining. It is like, lo, can I take How can I help
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you? What can I? Can I take your order? Darlings and French
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American, two different restaurants, and you really can't stack a plate. I
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mean it is tacky as hell, and it's true. Like, but when
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you're at a diner or casual restaurant, stack them up, we stack in,
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we're stacking. And so I mean I get that because you're it's an
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experience. I get like you're trying to make things different and unique in a
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fine dining experience, and it is gross to see stacked plates. You know,
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I'm not grossed out by it. Okay, Well, when I think,
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because I'm so like aware, Like so when Brett and I go out
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to dinner or whatever and he would like start moving stuff out of the way
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and stacking and moving, I'm like, please don't do that, Please,
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please don't do that. It likes to give the give the guys in the
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back of helpful hand here. Oh yeah, And I think then that really
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is what everybody is doing when they do that. So I yeah, the
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intention is great. I just you know, you don't do it in fine
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dining. But look, if we're Denny's, I got to let go of
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my standards, you know, if we're over at Chili's, which you know
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we are. Yeah, a Swizzler played up that little all right, Chili's
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for five hours the other day. Okay, you've called me out. You
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put the chill and Chili's. I had a Gallanine's Day with the cool mom
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group up here in Santa Clarita, the Santa Clarita Bonitas, they don't know
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I call them that, and we were like, let's go to Chili's,
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let's do it up. And yeah, we stayed there for five hours.
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Did I know we were there that long until I got home. No I
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didn't. And I walked in the door and Brett said, you were at
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Chili's for five hours And I said, you know what, Sonna be that
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bitch. That's the bitch. I am God bless, thank you. So
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we're on this speech excursion and boy oh boyd where people passing the buck on
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those beverages that didn't make it to that picnic. Holy moly, Fraser gave
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it to Ben, Ben gave it to Gar and Jared's like, I have
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a DHD. Jared can't be long for this vessel. I mean, he
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really has to get it together. He's going to leave in a coma and
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can't. That's who's going to leave in a coma, Jared, We got
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it. Yeah. I don't trust him at all with his tasks, those
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tasks being not to wreck the boat. I just I'm not do your He's
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a boson and he looks like he should be in the interior and he's filling
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in for someone outside because they're in a bit of a pickle. Like when
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he's like, I haven't been on a big ship in a long time,
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I'm like, I don't think you've been anywhere in a long time, because
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these are just basic communication skills. Oh my god, just a basic put
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this in the put this cooler in the boat. Right. He couldn't do
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it, couldn't. I mean, yeah, I'm worried. Oh my god.
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When they were docking and Terry's like getting information on the stun stundy stains,
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I mean that was rough. I was terrified. I was terrified and
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blow deck. I don't know how they can say it every season ten different
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ways about how cutthroat it is to dock a damn boat, but they do
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it. They create that tension every time, and they do a great job
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they do, because every time I'm like, it's not going to happen.
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And then, for the first time ever, I heard about I was close
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closer than a bee's dick, That's what Captain said. And he's never been
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that close to screwing up in twenty years. And I was like, well,
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we got a problem. We have a problem. He was going to
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bail out of that docking, and I was wondering to myself, how would
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you bail out, Like just kick it back into reverse and then leave and
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then turn around and come back again. Like but yeah, I mean,
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I was very grateful that he, you know, in a way, dipped
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his feet into a bit of a Captain Lee vibe with the I was a
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bees dick away from bailing out of that docking, you know, because that's
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just a great term, as you said, I've never heard and quite frankly,
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he could have said stinger, but he said dick. Yeah, no,
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I get it, and I'm probably gonna use it a lot now.
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So thank you, thank you, thank you. So to be that bitch,
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oh be ee that bitch. He means he's gonna fuck that bitch.
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That's what that means. I'm going to be that bitch. Boy. Cat
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and Barbie are just butting heads, and I think, you know, Kat
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is a little out of uh a pocket here. When she was trying to
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talk to Barbie about uh, you know, Fraser expect us to be working
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while they're gone and you know, like making it look nice, I was
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like, ooh hon huh yeah. And the fact that she can't take the
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responsibility of like knowing she was being shitty is also a red flag to me.
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Yeah, you know, mm hmm. And she was like, because
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I did think, especially towards the beginning, like Barbie was communicating pretty clearly,
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like I'm going to be over here, I need or like I got
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to be at the bar, and then like Kat would just like ignore her
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totally. And then yeah, it just was like Kat is kind of in
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her own world and she was ignoring everybody. Let's she was not using her
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radio. I don't know if she doesn't know how to use it. But
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then when people were shouting at her from behind like a sheet of paper,
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she would like hide and act like she didn't hear it, and she moves
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in slow mo. She really does. Yeah, not doing herself herselves,
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herself any favors in my when I'm looking to hire some staff for my HTIs
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no no. Also really ratting out Barbie at the beach picnic when you were
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just crying like a day ago, Bib Fraser is not going to have your
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back, like you're not showing you're not showing leadership skills, you know,
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And now freaking Ben is like stirring shit up and clearly proud of it.
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I love how Frasier put it, like you want to like he said to
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the camera, and he kind of said to him too, I was glad
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he said, knock it off, but like I would love that he'd like
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said exactly what it was like, Ben, You're trying to insert yourself in
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this thing so that the girls will both be coming to you and then you
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can they'll you'll be in their attention and you can kind of like control the
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attention of these girls. And I'm like, absolutely, he doesn't give two
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shits. No, he's just he is stirring at us. Yeah, he
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just wants to be relevant and he just wants to be like their shoulder to
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cry on. Totally. Well, I like that Fraser at the end was
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basically like, you'll being petty, You're not going to be a good stew.
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And if you're not going to be a good stew you're going to get
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not going to get along. I can't help with that. You'll both be
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gone. No, they won't. Fraser can't. He can't. But I
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like that he kind of like called them out on their shit immediately before it
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got worse, because I did like at the end when they when Barbie and
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Cat were somewhere somewhere by the trash cans and the prep stations and what have
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you, Kat said something like, oh, oh my gosh, I just
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need a drink and I just kind of get this way. I'm really sorry
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if I was coming off that way. And I liked that she began with
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that, and I also liked that Barbie said, look, I thank you
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for saying that, but if you're gonna say something about me, please don't
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do it with other people. Just come to me. I thought that they
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were getting somewhere, and then they weren't like I thought, you know what
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I mean, Like, so I did like that Fraser's like, no,
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not get off, like that's not what we're doing. You have to be
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good at your jobs and get along and a sentence, Yeah that bit be
29:33
that bitch, you know. I love that they got like a very high
29:38
tip and a little like gift basket from the Primaries. I mean, I
29:44
was like that crew had a load in the gift baskets and then deal with
29:48
cleaning around them and dealing with those gift baskets the whole time of their room
29:56
wasn't even worth it. So note to the Primaries, give the gift basket
30:02
at the beginning. Yeah they would have. If they didn't do a good
30:06
job, they were just gonna take the gift baskets off the boat, Like
30:10
how horrible would that have? Been and they were opened. Is the other
30:14
fun part of that? Yeah? Right was the plastic? Okay, thank
30:18
you? I was like, this looks messy, So like they take the
30:22
gifting. They were clear. Yeah, they were gifting because they didn't want
30:27
to fly with that ship. They can't fly with that shit. I mean,
30:30
well, I guess if they packed it, they check it. Yeah,
30:33
but are you really going to take that chance and break glass of like
30:38
you know, a jar of honey or whatever the hell was in there?
30:41
Like, no, you're gonna give it to the crew on gender lines girlsca.
30:51
How about Brian, who's the friend of the primary just eight shit so
30:55
bad going to get out of that tender? So good? He never had
31:03
a chance that first, Like and I was like, oh there, what
31:11
but like I don't know whose fault that was, Like should the Yachti's been
31:15
having his back? No? I mean, like, shouldn't the yachtis have
31:19
been helping him? I mean, isn't that their whole purpose of being there
31:23
to pick it up a boat safely? Yeah? That's correct. There,
31:30
Like here you go, you like the high jump, now get on the
31:33
boat. And then yeah, that was just so so great. What else?
31:41
That was pretty much it. What do you think of the the chef
31:45
who he needs to pick it up? I don't know what I mean,
31:51
even towards the end. I mean, I guess it must be really good
31:53
food. It is all I can say. Because they were pretty forgiving because
31:57
it was fifty five minutes between courses, and that first night that's like I'm
32:05
in bed. And then when it did come up, it was I mean,
32:09
I guess it tasted really good. They were going crazy, but I
32:13
was like, oh, I would have not been happy, but I wouldn't
32:16
have said anything. I would have just taken it. This is amazing.
32:25
Another hour. Yeah, I think he's really good. I was actually worried
32:35
about him the first charter. I'm sorry this is the first charter. I
32:37
was worried about him the first day. But I do think he's putting out
32:40
good food, so that's the most important thing. Happy about that. He
32:45
likes to do his workouts when he's bringing in the peeled potatoes or whatever it
32:51
is. So get in where you can get it in. Consistency doesn't have
32:55
to look like a Jim Amy. You just got to get your squats in
33:00
where you get your squats. Wow. Good, good call on that.
33:04
Uh, thank you. This episode should have been sponsored by some sort of
33:07
aloe because they were so burned to a crisp and I'm thinking, why are
33:13
they not applying the sunscreen? Everyone on the boat has cancer. I'm just
33:16
couldna call it now. That was insane. Yeah, it was bad.
33:22
I mean, I mean, those are those burns. The sun is closer
33:27
these days, and in terms of like because of the ozone layer, like
33:30
it's depleting the protection. So the burns are really significant. And I don't
33:37
know what the hell they're thinking. How can you be in that business and
33:43
not just bathe in sunscreen twenty hours a day. Yeah they can't handle it.
33:51
Oh but duh? Okay, reminder, get your skin checked and uh
33:58
where sunscreen and a floppy hat. Let's move on to Miami. Yeah,
34:05
let's do it. Did I catch you by surprise? Okay, Mexico City?
34:08
Did I catch you by surprise? There? Not? Really we had
34:12
really, I mean, our our charter guests were about to leave. I
34:15
was I couldn't sense it. Okay, yeah you are to stay. Yep,
34:31
they had Miami night too on the boat. Yeah, you're right,
34:37
I forgot about that. That's right, totally forgot that's what Barbie was doing
34:43
with that big tart. There was so much laying out in the salon it
34:45
was stressing me out anyway, Miami. So boy, we pick up on
34:53
this gondola ride from Hell Island of Dolls. Why did Julie decide to look
35:00
and force herself to look is beyond me. She's crying. Adriana is just
35:06
inside going to the bathroom. Well Marisol as she's like, oh, this
35:12
is so brutal for Julia. I can't believe that. But I'm going to
35:15
pee and make this last a lot longer. But Julia is really gonna have
35:17
to deal, like saying all this out loud, and I'm like Marisol,
35:22
well, Marisol does, as we all know, have a very small bladder,
35:25
and she's always got to go peepy, so you gotta do what you
35:30
gotta do. Close your eyes. She didn't have to look. Julia didn't
35:34
have to look. She's like, I think this is horrific, but I
35:37
look just to give reverence. It's like, no, you don't need to
35:39
look at what this man did in his like insanity. Yeah, and then
35:46
they really the witchcraft inside it just and the dolls do weird things. Sure,
35:54
said that guy. Well, you know he was believing it. Adriana,
36:00
she was like, yep, I mean it looked like it too.
36:10
It was an odd uh stop on the tour. It really was. Gerdy
36:15
and Alexei are both crying with Julia. Gerdy is puking. This was like,
36:24
it was very reminiscent of New York when they were in that huge like
36:30
they almost theirs their ship almost sank, remember that, of course? Of
36:37
course, yeah, I don't know which one would be worse, to be
36:40
honest with you, Probably the boat, because the New York one, because
36:45
I thought there was a chance of actual death, right well anything, they
36:52
could have died by witchcraft. Well this is true. I hadn't even put
36:55
that together, but now that you're saying that, I think that's accurate.
37:00
And then Lisa's like, where's my lip gloss? And she's taking selfies and
37:05
and then that band pops up and it just was so chaotic because Gerty was
37:09
puking, And then they all agreed to just have a moment to let Gertie
37:15
have some quiet, which ended up being the most quiet moment ever in Housewife's
37:20
history, only to be broken up by a like a Mraachi Band boat out
37:25
of Nowhere, Out of Nowhere, which is witch crap in and of itself
37:30
because it just, yeah, it just rows from the dolls. Yeah.
37:35
And then Lisa is in her own world like selfies with the Maraachi Band on
37:39
a different boat, like just not giving two shits about anybody or anything.
37:45
She's having the best the worst day of her life, though Emily it's like
37:47
one of the worst days of her life. God, how could you just
37:52
be so disrespectful. Then they have to like call an ambulance because Gertie's so
37:58
sick when they get to land, and then Nicole's like, I'm going to
38:00
get in the ambulance with you. And then she's like, how much do
38:04
you love your hair? Like can we cut it? I didn't hear that.
38:09
Oh it was in the ambulance. Oh wow, they didn't end up
38:14
cutting it. Nicole is so you know, she's so hospital, she's so
38:19
er that she's like, you know, they rip, they cut people's clothes
38:22
off, they cut people's hair to get to the problem. And she's like,
38:24
let's cut your hair. I'm like, don't touch that hair. It's
38:27
not in the way. Just because she's getting an ivy. Nicole calmed down,
38:30
slow your roll. She had for an ivy. For an ivy,
38:37
you gotta make a roof of this ivy. So we had to cut a
38:39
pony. Where would we have been if she had cut those Later during the
38:46
Pride parade when Gerdy came out looking amazing with those those two ponytails. Oh
38:52
yeah, but I did feel so much better with Nicole in charge. M
38:58
Like it was, it's like so nice. Yeah, in that moment,
39:02
I felt so because Gertie's dealing with enough to have Nicole be able to speak
39:07
for all of Gertie's medical requirements in that moment, and then like be able
39:13
to get Russell on the phone, and you know, also, yeah,
39:17
I was just like, thank god Nicole's air. Remember when Alexia is like,
39:22
no, don't give her anything. Don't give her anything. You're not
39:24
supposed to give him anything when the ambulance comes, because remember a long time
39:28
ago, she was like, oh, tall, didn't I call ambulance for
39:31
everything? No, they call the ambulance for like everything. That's a fun
39:40
pastime. Yeah. She's like, yeah, well that's what you do.
39:45
So she and so when she throw out that no, they don't like that.
39:47
I'm like, yeah, listen to Alexia because she clearly knows it was
39:52
so good. So now we are like getting ready for the Pride Parade.
39:59
We understand about two hundred thousand people. Adriana does her performance. She does
40:04
a great job lip syncing and being lifted by these guys and her feather wings.
40:08
Thoughts on that, Emily, I mean, I guess yes, huh,
40:15
I have no thoughts on it. It was a fine performance. Anybody
40:21
that was expecting her to not lip sync was not on this planet. I
40:24
mean, like, no, that would live in the island, but dolls.
40:29
Yeah. Also shout out to Russell. It's nice to see husbands always
40:36
in the light taking FaceTime calls, and he always is. He's always visible
40:39
on a FaceTime I'm like, your Quan Dixon's or your Ryan's from the OC.
40:45
Yeah, yeah, Well they've got other reasons to hide. Russell doesn't
40:49
have anything to hide. He's not in the night country like the other husbands.
40:53
Yeah, they did a good job. I mean, she did a
40:57
good job, Adriana, and she was very pro And now afterwards, like
41:01
basically Lisa and Keke are trying desperately to come to a place of getting over
41:08
the gondola, the juice box, the yelling at each other, all this
41:12
stuff is I don't think he is. So Lisa is just stupid. I
41:20
mean, like for her to be like, don't throw anything at me.
41:22
I mean I get your angle, which is, let's make a joke to
41:27
try to get to another place, but let's make a different joke about not
41:31
yeah, a joke, not about how she threw something at you, or
41:37
like let's leave that behind, you know. And so Lisa thinking that that's
41:40
breaking the ice is not good. And then really Larsa's like, Lisa,
41:47
you're totally wrong. I just have to call it. You know, I
41:50
live and die for you, but you're just like totally wrong and Kiki doesn't
41:53
deserve this, and you're aggressive and I hate you and I'm on your side,
41:58
but you need to apologe, you need to come correct and you're living
42:02
in you know, she just kills you, I know. And weirdly,
42:07
like Adriana is on Lisa's side, and I don't think she actually was.
42:12
I think she just wanted to be a contrarian in that moment. Yeah,
42:16
because nobody has Lisa's side, no, she no, Adriana has had Lisa's
42:22
side. She's the only one that's had Lisa's back this whole time. I
42:25
know, But even at this point, I'm saying, Adriana has to be
42:29
catching the vibe that like, it's not what Lisa's doing isn't a helpful If
42:37
they enable this process, they're making it worse for Lisa in terms of not
42:42
voicing how how her constantly talking about it in this way is like it's not
42:50
helpful for them or her. So like somebody's saying that is actually good feedback
42:54
for Lisa, and Adriana knows this. But I think in the moment,
43:01
Adrian, Adrian has been looking for a fight all season. She's starting to
43:06
draft off everybody else. She's like, is it my number? Have they
43:07
picked me yet? She's just pulling those Deli numbers and they just keep passing
43:15
her by. She's like this, get me this, get my number.
43:20
I'll take your number, Lisa, I'll take your number. I'll fight on
43:22
this for you instead, Kiki Juice Box, I'll dare you. Yeah,
43:29
she just give her a reason. Oh my god. So then Kiky opens
43:35
up and she's like, here's the thing. I'm just oh, I forgot
43:38
to say Julia is like, everybody hates you, Lisa, because you talk
43:45
too much, talk about Lenny. You don't do anything right. Everyone's sick
43:51
of you. They say they don't like the way you look and the way
43:54
you talk and any problem. They don't like Jody, they don't like the
44:00
way you walk. Like everything. She just I love. That'scus, who
44:08
was next to Lisa at that point, going like Julia saying everything, I
44:14
think it was it or I forget. Somebody was like it also had a
44:29
little touch of what is there? Was it was that or something else?
44:34
Later where it was like that you maybe it was then that you could tell
44:38
maybe that they wanted to do that conversation at a later time, And Julia
44:43
was like, I'm going in now. Now is that now is the time
44:47
I've got my I've got this incredible pride eyeshadow on, and I want that
44:52
close up like we got to have our one on one here, babe.
44:55
It's happening. So then later after Lisa's like, I can't, I don't
45:01
feel like partying. I need to go back. Then you know, they're
45:06
all having like a sit down and Kiki tells her story and she's being vulnerable
45:09
and She's just like, well, here's the thing. It's just that we
45:12
all have burdens. I have burdens in my grip in my life. I
45:15
don't lay them on you, which she should, you know, she should
45:21
lay more burdens, to be honest with you. But her you, Kiki
45:23
had kids, did you No? I'm going to take that as a no.
45:32
You know what, I I didn't know that because she has She said
45:39
she has two kids. Yeah. I didn't know that either. Yeah,
45:45
and maybe there's some understanding where the kids can't be on camera or something like
45:49
that. But I was like, oh, okay, she's got two kids,
45:51
got it. Didn't know that. But and I love Kiki and I
45:57
agree with her when ninety nine zero point nine percent, But if you aren't
46:02
talking about your kids, how will Lisa know their names? But on another
46:10
angle, I'd like to say perhaps they've talked about it off of camera,
46:14
which I imagine that they have, and for Lisa to just be like Jim
46:22
Jim Jimberly, you know, like she doesn't know. So it was sad
46:29
because the second housewife is like name them, you know, and it's a
46:32
family member, and you don't have the answer. A kid, especially Oh
46:37
that's bad. That's really bad. That's when you do talk about the children.
46:40
Yeah, you name them, you name them and they can they can
46:45
beep beep it out, but like name them. Lisa was like Lenny,
46:52
Lenny, Lennia, Lenia, Lanithia, Nini, Seni leaks. I feel
47:00
like too. It was like, you know, Lisa, I wanted Keiki
47:05
to go in harder about how she grew up to Lisa about like why that
47:09
was so offensive. But then I realized in that moment, just Keky putting
47:15
it out in a very general way, Lisa barely understood it. So in
47:17
terms of like day to day this is why this is taxing. Yeah,
47:22
but like on top of that, Lisa, this is how I grew up
47:25
and you just totally railed on it. She didn't get it even when no,
47:32
yeah, she doesn't get stuff. It doesn't like apological process. Yeah,
47:39
because when Keky said that is how I grew up in these small kind
47:44
of homes and and you said that the dogs weren't eating that well or whatever,
47:51
and then Keke wasn't saying it was a bad childhood at all. And
47:55
then Lisa goes, sorry about your childhood. I can't help your childhood trauma.
48:00
Yeah, I'm sorry I've said anything about trauma. Yeah, everyone clocked
48:07
it. Mm hmm. And Lisa was like unavailable, Oh, I'm sorry.
48:15
Money not having money equals trauma. I mean there is something to be
48:20
said in terms of poverty, and I'm not talking about Kiki. I'm talking
48:23
about in general. With poverty comes trauma. You don't have the basics for
48:30
life, and that is incredibly traumatizing. So but I will say that,
48:36
like, that was not Keky's point, That was not what she was opening
48:42
out up about. She I think a bigger point being like she is a
48:46
single mom with two kids, and you don't know her story and you're making
48:52
it all, you know, revolve around you, period dot and Lisa being
49:00
so insensitive saying I can't fix your childhood trauma. I'm not a therapist.
49:05
I would have been irate at that, And I love that Kiki was like,
49:08
fuck you, that's what you say when I open up to you,
49:13
Like, that's why I say that you're entitled, and then her saying maybe
49:17
what's happening with you and Lenny is karma, and look I stand behind her.
49:22
Rebuttal Kiki, Yes, yeah, me too, totally, and now
49:30
Lisa will choose to make this more about like she won't just compound it and
49:36
it'll just get like that's what she wants to do. She doesn't want it
49:39
to She can't hear anything right now, And honestly, if she hadn't talked
49:46
so much before about this whole situation, you know, maybe they wouldn't be
49:52
so worn down. Like I want to stick up for Lisa in one sense
49:54
that it does seem like it's really coming down to they are signing the papers,
49:59
this is really it, and so that is intense. So she should
50:04
be allowed to feel any way that she feels. I agree with her there,
50:07
But feeling that way doesn't mean that you can't accept the fact that by
50:13
saying the things that you say doesn't make you look entitled and doesn't hurt other
50:20
people. You can still be aware while this is going on, and if
50:23
you're not aware this week, then you better be aware next week. I
50:27
hope yes, when you get a little more distance. Yeah, it'll be
50:30
interesting to see her at the reunion, and you know they're going to play
50:36
this back. I'm interested to see if like there's been some growth there where
50:40
she can kind of get it. I think it's also hard because the whole
50:45
any affair happened in front of our eyes, like in terms of the hot
50:50
mic, and so I feel like Lisa not maybe she doesn't mean to.
50:58
I don't know, but like is just like we are all in this together,
51:04
Riley. When none of us were married to Lenny. We went to
51:07
your Halloween parties, but like that does not make us involved. We did
51:13
not sign these papers, and it's like we all cared about the hot mic
51:17
moment. It was interesting, but at the same time, like I'm okay,
51:23
if you can move past this, we don't have to live in that
51:27
forever. Like I'm saying, like as the audience, Lisa, you'll you'll
51:30
still be interesting if you can like evolve a little from that. Any last
51:38
thoughts on Miami and Mexico City. We are at day two. There still
51:45
am I in Mexico City only day two? Oh my god, it can't
51:50
be. I think it is. I wrote it down. Oh, by
51:52
the way, did you love Gertie's outfit with the hands? That was hilarious?
51:58
Yeah, I mean it's very funny. A great place like Mexico City,
52:02
And like you, I don't did she didn't wear did she wear to
52:06
Pride? Yeah, yeah, I thought it was cool. I mean yeah,
52:08
I don't think I'm going to be wearing it, but it was like
52:12
a cool risk that works. Yeah. No, I'm going to wear it
52:15
to Valentine's Day. I'm gonna wear it for my birthday to turn my double
52:22
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