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S1E14 - 'Les Soeurs d'Estrees' · Dished at Birth

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So I just went to the dentist and the dentist
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is always such a such a thing because everyone
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wears masks which is great but I can never ever
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hear what they're saying. But anyways the hygienist
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is done, the dentist comes in, and he's yapping
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and he won't stop yapping. Don't understand most
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of what he's saying but then the bits and pieces
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I hear is that the hygienist wants to become
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a personal chef for like a luxury dining company.
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Or like a celebrity. Nothing better than when
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someone's doing their job and telling you about
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the job they wish they were doing instead. I
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was like, okay. And then my dentist, who's an
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old man, says, I have a funny story for you.
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And then he goes, my brother's brother -in -law
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something or other. He was a private chef for
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Jeffrey Epstein. And I went, oh. Oh. Okay. Yeah,
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that was it. What are we supposed to do with
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that information? I don't know. I guess blast
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it out to the people. He was like I always ask
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him what happened and he won't tell me. Gee I
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wonder why. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay damn. Yeah I was
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just like I feel like I need a new dentist. I
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think I need, I think I need a female dentist.
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Anyway should we get to the show? Yeah let's do
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it. Season one, episode 14. Les Soeurs D'Estrees. I'm going to be honest.
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I looked at the title and I went, that's none
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of my business. It's French. I've looked up the
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translation. I think that's how you say it. Did
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you look up the painting? Yes. Did you? It's
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a famous homoerotic painting. Oh, is it the boob
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one? Yeah. The nipple one? That's the one. That's
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kind of cunt. What do you think this has to do
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with the episode? That's my issue. So. The painting,
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the subject are two sisters. Okay. Sisters. No.
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The painting portrays two sisters. They're in
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the bath. They're nude from the top down. As you
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would be in the bath. As you would be in the
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bath. And one of the sisters is pinching the
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other sister's nipple. I don't know what it has
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to do with the episode except the fact that the
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show is about two sisters. But no one was...
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They did not want us looking up these paintings.
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No one was nippling. No. A and I like to use the
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adverb nipply. So this is a very nipply painting,
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but not a very nipply episode. Correct. Yeah.
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It's not very nipple forward. Yeah. So I don't
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know what that's about. Okay. Let's start the
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episode. It opens with this table scene where
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Daphne and Emma are studying together. I think
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about this scene all the time. Really? Yeah.
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So they're studying and then they're joking around
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and then they start kissing. Yes. And it's like
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beautiful, it's like bathed in this golden light
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like it's such a warm beautiful scene and then
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cut to, it's a fantasy that Daphne is having at
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the table while she helps Emmett study for trig.
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Yeah. Oops. Oops. Melody comes home and she says
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by the way Emmett your fine for the vandalism
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is due next week it's five thousand dollars and
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I don't have it, so you gotta cough up that money.
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How long has it been? Right. I was like, why
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did you guys wait until the week before to talk
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about this? $5,000 is a lot of money to save
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up. Maybe it's just due really fast? Maybe, but
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Emmett says, well, dad can help me. She says,
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no, honey, that's your problem. I'm on Melody's
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side here because why is Emmett assuming she's
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going to pay it? Yeah, that's true. Obviously,
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if she could pay it, it would make more sense
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for her to pay it and be like, and now you owe
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me in installments or whatever. Well, first of
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all, Emmett's like, That's fine. Dad will pay
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for it. And Melody's like, no, this is a you
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problem. This is your responsibility. And she
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suggests that he sell his motorcycle. And he's
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very upset about this. He loves his motorcycle.
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Very upset. But one thing is, the damages from
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doing that on a billboard, those damages are
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not $5,000. No. And another thing, I did some
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Googling, and apparently a fine of $5,000 or
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more is considered a felony. Jeez. Okay. The
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writers didn't Google that. The writers did not
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do any. They were like looking at law. What he
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did is not a felony. Also, this is a first time
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offense and he's a minor. So the thing that I
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just imagined happens is that they're like, we're
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going to press charges. And they probably, as
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is what happens most of the time with the court
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system, they're like, we can take this to court.
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Yes. Or we take a settlement. Yeah. Yeah for this
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much he took a plea bargain. I imagine he took
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a plea bargain and because of that the plea bargain
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fucking sucks. Yeah but the plea bargain is such
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a high fine. Yeah. Which is not realistic. No. But
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they never again they never explicitly say. No
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it happened off screen and honestly I think that
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We are thinking about this so much more. The
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writers were probably like, let's make Emmett
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lose his motorcycle. How can we do that? But
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I just thought it was funny that Melody is like
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so stoked to see Daphne. Emmett's like, sorry,
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she's leaving. Melody's like, I didn't say you
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couldn't have friends over. And he's like, yes,
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you explicitly did. And she goes, but Daphne's
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family. Yeah. Stay. So then Daphne stays for
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the whole fight. Yeah. And then she goes back
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to the house and Bay comes to Daphne to ask for
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Emmett help again. I feel like she's got to stop
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doing this. It's minor, but her being like, is
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there any way to get Emmett online when he's
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off? And Daphne's like, no girl. Yeah. He's in
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trouble. Sorry. And Daphne explains that Emmett's
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going to have to sell his motorcycle. But he
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loves his motorcycle. The motorcycle is named
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Ripley after the Sigourney Weaver role in the
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movie Aliens, which apparently is his favorite
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movie. Yeah, which none of this Bay knows. Which
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none of this Bay knows. First of all, question.
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Yeah. She says Aliens, plural, not Alien, which
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is the first movie. Good catch. Alien is the
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first movie with Sigourney Weaver. There is a
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sequel named Aliens, plural. So maybe his favorite
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is the sequel. Anyway, Bay does not know any
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of that. No. And also, Daphne explains that Emmett's
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dad gave him the motorcycle when he was 13, which
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I also think is crazy. Well, he bought it for
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him when they were 13. And then they fixed it
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up for three years, which I think. So I completely
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get why it's so sentimental to him. I also feel
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like at this point, I know it's, I know the problem
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is that they just haven't literally haven't cast
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Emmett's dad yet. But the fact that we discovered
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that this is such a sentimental thing for Emmett
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and then his dad is not involved in this episode
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at all. It makes me sad for Emmett. I know. Like
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his absentee father. But Daphne's like, I have
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an idea. I'm going to do a bake sale. Yeah, they're
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having this conversation while Daphne is holding
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the KitchenAid mixer because she's already like,
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I'm doing a bake sale. Yeah, it's a really cute
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mixer. It's a cute yellow KitchenAid mixer. I
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was really jealous. I want a KitchenAid so bad.
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They're so heavy. I know. And like, I would have
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no space for it. I have a Hamilton Beach hand
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mixer that suits me well. I just always, my mom
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has hers from like when she got married. Well,
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I always had that in the house growing up and
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quite literally did not think about the fact
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that would not be accessible to me as an adult.
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So every time I bake anything, I'm like, God
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damn it. This is way harder. Back to this bake
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sale situation. Five dollars. Thank you. I was
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like, that's so expensive for 2012. That's so
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expensive. Even today for the little cupcakes
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she makes. To sell at a school? Usually it's
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like two dollars each. Yeah. Maybe. Even today,
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if they were like four, I'd be like, okay. But
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five? Five is pushing it. Five is mean. It's
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really pushing it. I guess because she sells
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them at Buckner later on, she's like, these people
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can afford it. These people don't know the cost
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of a cupcake. How much could a banana cost? $10?
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Did you see the one recently where Kim Kardashian
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was like, I would really like to know the cost
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of a carton of milk. That would be a good thing
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for me to know, I think. So fucking embarrassing.
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I love that. And then Bay also in the scene drops
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that Emmett did do the vandalism for her birthday,
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which Daphne didn't know. It pisses me off the
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way she says it too. She's like, it was a birthday
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present. And she's like tucking her hair behind
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her ear, literally. She's being so like faux
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embarrassed bashful about it but she's foaming
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at the mouth ready to tell Daphne that like this
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was a romantic gesture for her and I love how
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Daphne's like I thought you got a scarf, like
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bitch. And yeah, so that doesn't go down well.
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And then Bay is also like, just so you know,
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guys really don't like it when you try to give
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them money for their vehicles. And shouts out
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Ty. Yeah, shout out. Haven't heard of in a while.
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And Daphne's like, that was a you problem. Like,
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it would be fine. And I believe her. Like, I
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think if she'd been able to raise the money,
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Emmett would have been totally fine with it. He
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would have said thank you. And then the Kennishes,
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they're interviewing lawyers, but just two. Just
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two. The first one is like a sports contract
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guy. Whatever. I feel like John would know more
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lawyers than this. So would I. Wouldn't John
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have like a roster of lawyers that he's worked
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with? Yeah, why would he go for the sports contract
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guy for a hospital lawsuit? So it's one old guy
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and then one hot, young, new lawyer who's like
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fresh. Craig Tebbe, fresh out of law school.
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He looks 24. Did you recognize this actor? Yes,
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this is Samuel Page, who was in Mad Men. He was
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in Desperate Housewives. Thank you. He was in
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Mad Men, Desperate Housewives, and he was also
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in one episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Okay,
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is he evil in Desperate Housewives? Because he
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sucks in Mad Men. He is not nice. He plays the
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stepson of Bree Hodges. Yes, okay. Yeah, that's
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right. Because he sucks on Mad Men, too. I don't
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know if you've gotten to that season yet. I am.
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Did you give up? I am on Dance Moms and Heated
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Rivalry right now. I'm busy. Yeah, I know, I
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know. But when he came onto the screen, I immediately
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had bad feelings. He's a great mean guy. In this
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show, he's not mean. No, and he's a cutie. He's
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very handsome. And he's very flattering towards
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Kathryn. He loves Kathryn, as do we all.
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Yeah, he's like, love your book. Love you. He
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has a thing for redheads, which I think he says
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later on in the season. You know what? Who among
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us doesn't? I know. Daphne is working on the
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cupcakes at Regina's house, and they actually
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look really yummy. I still wouldn't pay $5 for
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them, sorry. Yeah, not $5 cupcakes. And then
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she, did you notice that she has a donation box
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so people could put the money in? And it says,
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Save Ripley, with a picture of Emmett on it.
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But it looks like Emmett is Ripley and that
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like he's dying of cancer or something. You know,
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what the Buckner kids don't know contextually
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won't hurt him. I guess. I don't really care about
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that I think she's allowed to exploit those Buckner
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children just fine. You're right. Regina comes
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in she's like yummy cupcakes and then she says
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by the way, working on the salon, and Angelo is
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investing. She really, and then she says if you're
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not comfortable with it, I won't do it. They already
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got it. And Daphne's like, I don't want to be the
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reason that you don't get the salon. Regina's
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like it wouldn't be like that. You just set it
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up so it totally would be like that. They already
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signed the lease at this point. She frames
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it really unfairly towards Daphne so Daphne basically
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has to say yes. Yeah. But she also doesn't seem
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to care. She's busy. That much because she's just
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busy with this Emmett stuff. And then Bay shows
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up at Carlton to see Emmett because she hasn't
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been able to talk to him or see him really. And
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they have a kind of, I feel like their exchange
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is kind of awkward. I know that he's moody. But
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I thought they'd kind of put everything to bed
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in the last episode between them. And then he's
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like, I don't know. He doesn't seem very... I
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think he's just down. I think he's stressed because
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he has to get $5,000 within one week. Yeah,
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the way he's putting up signs like, do you need
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me to fix your motorcycle? And it's like, baby,
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I think it's too late. Yeah, he and Bay are hanging
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out flyers that say Emmett's expert motorcycle repair.
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Expert? Okay. He built the... He did build a
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bike on his own. That's true. He's an expert.
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But he's not in a great mood. And one of the
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things he signs to Bay is, my mom is being such
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a hypocrite, which is this. It's
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like your left hand, your right hand is lapping
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your left hand, and then they both go downwards.
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And that means hypocrite. Anyways, but Bay's
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like, I don't know what that sign means. And
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as he finger spells it, Melody walks right in.
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Awkward. Awkward. And then Bay offers to help
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Emmett with paying for the fine. Yeah, she talks
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to Melody about it. And Melody's like, thank
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you, but Emmett needs to figure out this problem
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for himself. And then Bay suggests like, well,
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what if he did a payment plan? And Melody's like,
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girl, that's not how it works. But I think this
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is a fair question because in the state of New
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York, or at least in New York City, you can do
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a payment plan for a fine. You can do payment
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plans if you have a traffic fine. And also,
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you are eligible if you have like an undue hardship.
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So if you're unemployed or if you earn below
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a certain amount. Or if you are a minor, probably.
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Or if you're a minor, he doesn't have a job.
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You can do a payment plan for like up to two
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years. So that's a fair question. Extremely fair
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question. But Melody's like, all you think about
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is money. The world you live in is all about
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money. And that's not how it works. Yeah. Anyway,
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Toby and Wilke are planning their music video
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still. And they've got costumes now for the capybara.
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Yes, really exciting. And Simone hears about
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it at Buckner. And she offers to help film it.
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She clearly has some ulterior motive. Also, I
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feel like I really got the vibe from this exchange.
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Wilke hates Simone. Yeah. Like, he's cute about
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it, but he hates her. He does not want her involved.
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And then back at the Kennish house, John is railroading
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Kathryn about the lawyer thing. And then Daphne
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is chasing down kids at Buckner, being like,
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please buy a cupcake. But also there's a kid
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that doesn't buy or like - He takes a cupcake,
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walks away. And then she goes, hey, I'm the one
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who's deaf, not you. Pay up, buddy. Yeah. And
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then she says, everyone at Buckner thinks everything
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is free. They think they don't have to pay for
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anything and she's trying to talk to Wilke and
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Wilke's like I don't want to be friends
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with you. He fully says that. She's like we're
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still friends right? He says I have a lot of friends.
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No, I'm good. Yeah which kind of sucks on his part
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but she was really leading him on. Really was.
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She's breaking his heart. So rarely am I like
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well she led him on. She was. She was. Bay
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and Daphne are back at the Kennish house reconvening
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and discussing how they both made no money from
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the joint efforts. Yeah. Daphne's like but this
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is so stupid. Look at this mansion we are in right
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now. We are surrounded by money. Why can't we
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just ask John and Kathryn to help? And Bay's
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like, so you want to ask John and Kathryn,
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the most anti-motorcycle people ever, to pay
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for Emmett's motorcycle so he could keep it?
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And she says, yeah, that is what I want. And
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then Daphne says, what if we lied? And Bay is
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like, no. Yeah, Bay's like, definitely don't
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do that. Don't do that. And Daphne's like, what
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if I did, though? And then she lies. Immediately
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cut to the next scene. She lies. Yeah. She tells
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John and Kathryn, I lost my hearing aids and
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insurance won't pay for a second pair. I need
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$5,000. And John is like, $5,000? Easy. Yeah,
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this scene was so funny because, yeah, they're
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so sweet about it. They're being so nice about
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it. She's like don't tell Regina because Regina's
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going to kill me. And John and Kathryn are
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trying to be very proactive. They're like, we
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can call the doctor and help you out. And she's
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like, no, no, no, no, no. Don't call the doctor.
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I'll handle everything. I love that they're like,
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that they snap into like, we're going to fix
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everything for you. It's sweet. It makes me sad
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that she only gets to experience that in this
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scenario because like she deserves that. She
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deserves to have that. She does, but she had
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to lie to get it. John says, we just want to
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take care of you. Yeah. So they write her a check
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to her name for $5,000. So easy. And then Daphne
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immediately goes back to Bay. Yeah. With the
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check. And Bay's looking at it like shocked and
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also kind of annoyed that it worked. And then
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Daphne's like, I feel so bad. And Bay calls it
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the lying afterburn. And Daphne's like, I could
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have asked for so much more. And Bay's like,
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we get it. Yeah, we get it. They love you. I
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noticed that Bay has an American Sign Language
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textbook on her lap in this scene. Oh, my God.
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She's learning. She's learning. She's studying.
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Nice touch, guys. Also, hearing aids out of pocket.
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At least now. I don't know about 2012, but they
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range from about $2,000 to $7,000. So 5,000
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tracks. So when I heard that, I was like, okay,
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that makes a lot of sense. I've heard Costco
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has really good deals on hearing aids. Well,
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if you ever need hearing aids in the future.
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Hey guys, if you need hearing aids from Costco,
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they got them. If you need hearing aids, get
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hearing aids. Please. Please. Hearing loss can
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lead to really quick cognitive decline as you
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get older. Take care of yourself, guys. Yeah,
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just wear the hearing aids. They look cute. And
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don't be stubborn about it, especially older
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people. They're like, I can hear just fine. Yeah,
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and then they cognitively decline. I know. Drives
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me insane. I'm like, what's the problem with
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wearing hearing aids? Huh? Yeah. Huh? There shouldn't
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be one. It's mostly men. You know that. I do.
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Now we are with Angelo and Regina, and I guess
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they got the salon space. They are inside. It's
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like an empty space. Yeah there's a giant Leased
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sticker slapped over the For Lease sign. This
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is when my wife walked into the room while I
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was watching the show. My wife who does not watch
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the show, she just listens to the podcast, and
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goes oh my god Angelo is so hot. I'm vindicated.
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And then goes Bay has such hot parents. And I said,
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you're right. She really does. I don't remember
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what happened in this scene because I got distracted
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by my wife. They're just like talking and like
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cheersing and then Angelo's like, I can't
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believe you kept that necklace. And Regina's
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wearing this ugly ass necklace. And the implication
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is that he made Regina the necklace. And she
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was like, I was feeling superstitious. And he's
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like, I'm going to make Daphne one too. My main
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takeaway was just, I know, guys. I know this
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is a television show. I know that that's why
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it works this way. They have moved on so fast.
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So fast. From all of their beef. After Regina
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spent so many years hating Angelo. And Angelo
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spent so many years running away from Regina.
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And now they're going into business together.
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And two episodes ago, they bickered at that jazz
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bar with Bay. Yeah. So like, I know it's just
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that they're kind of like horny for each other
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again. And so they're like, what if we were just
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in each other's lives? But it's such a bad idea.
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It's such a bad idea. I think, guys, you should
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not go into business with someone that you had
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a previous relationship with and then who disappeared
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off the face of the earth for 13 years and now
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all of a sudden came back. I just don't think
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it's a good idea. Definitely not. Anyway, we're
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on to the music video shoot and Simone is feeding
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Toby candy and like talking about how she's
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always been a fan of the band and like whatever
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I just like don't really care about their relationship
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that much I'm sorry. My wife is watching this
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with me at this point and says that's Austin
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Butler? And then she does not find him hot. Wow
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I thought A and I had the same taste. No, I'm so
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sorry. Okay, we're back at Regina's. And Daphne
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apparently accidentally sent a text to Regina.
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Oh, my God. This has happened to everyone. I
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have also accidentally sent a text to my parents
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that I did not mean to. But the text says, Ripley
19:20
saved. And Regina's like, so what's that about,
19:23
honey? Yeah, and Daphne is... Immediately. She
19:26
is gray in the face. Immediately. Like, her face
19:29
is literally gray. She's so stressed out about
19:31
lying. Yeah, so interesting. She cannot lie to
19:34
Regina. No. But so easy to lie to John and Kathryn.
19:37
That makes sense. That's true, I guess. That's
19:40
like her mom versus some people that she just
19:43
met a few months ago. She just met a few months
19:44
ago, yeah. That totally makes sense. But immediately
19:46
confesses and says, oh, I got $5,000 from John
19:51
and Kathryn. I told them I lost my hearing
19:53
aids. Yeah, just lays it all out there. Sim com
19:55
alert also. And then Regina's obviously really
19:58
mad, and I get it. I just wrote down the one
20:01
line that I don't really like, where she kind
20:03
of makes it about her, where she says, what did
20:05
you say the money was for? Something I'm too
20:07
poor to give you? Girl, we don't care about that
20:10
right now. It's not about you, Regina. Daphne
20:14
lied for her own reasons. Yeah, she didn't throw
20:18
Regina under the bus. No, not at all. With John
20:21
and Kathryn, like she was just like I don't
20:23
want to tell my mom because it's gonna make her
20:25
so mad that I lost them so. She didn't say my
20:28
mom is too poor to pay for it. She's just like
20:30
I don't want to get in trouble. Yeah. Also, reasonably,
20:33
even someone who's flush with cash, $5,000 should
20:36
still feel like a lot of money, because it is.
20:38
It is. Daphne goes and confesses to Kathryn.
20:41
Apparently she went to the bank already and cashed
20:44
her check. Oh, she cashed that check fast. Oh,
20:46
she has a wad of cash. And she drops in front
20:49
of Kathryn and says, I'm so sorry, I lied.
20:52
And Kathryn does not go easy on her. She's
20:55
not happy. Kathryn is pissed. And she really,
20:57
like, she calls her out. She's like, you used
20:59
us like an ATM. And then she says, give me your
21:03
car keys. No driving for a month. Yeah. Fine
21:05
by me. Fine by me, too. But how is Daphne going
21:07
to get to school now that Emmett doesn't have
21:09
his motorcycle and she doesn't have her car?
21:12
Maybe Bay can drive her. They go to different
21:13
schools. OK, but Bay is at Carlton all the time.
21:17
I know, but just like realistically. Whatever.
21:19
Maybe Kathryn will finally get her way and
21:21
she'll get to drive Daphne to school. Yeah, that's
21:23
true. They can get smoothies and drive to school.
21:26
Ice blendeds. And then Kathryn is, like, talking
21:29
to Regina more and is like, why would she do
21:31
this? And Regina's like, it's all because of
21:34
Angelo. No, it's not. I don't think this is about
21:36
Angelo, honestly. If Angelo didn't show up, this
21:38
still would have happened. I still feel like
21:39
Daphne would have done this. Daphne did this
21:41
because she wanted to be the one to save Emmett.
21:44
And she says, like, after all the times he saved
21:46
me. But what she really means is she wanted to
21:48
save Emmett over Bay like she wanted to
21:51
be the one. She wanted to win. Yeah she wanted
21:53
to win in this little like relationship challenge.
21:55
But yeah Regina's like it's all about Angelo,
21:58
it's because we're going into business together
22:00
and Kathryn's like whoa what the fuck? That's
22:03
crazy, that's a crazy thing not to mention. And
22:06
then Regina says yeah I'm trying to build some
22:09
financial independence for myself. So I don't
22:12
think opening a business is how you would do
22:14
that. I think what she means is like she wants
22:16
to be independent from the Kennishes. Fine. But
22:19
you building that quote independence by just
22:23
using the money from your ex-husband who is
22:26
shady is like not the way to do it. So that's
22:28
not how you do it. Regina loves that high horse.
22:31
She's like I'm just building financial independence
22:33
for myself. I'm just like girl bossing and it's
22:35
like okay. And Kathryn's rightfully like that's
22:38
such a bad idea. Such a bad idea. And then Kathryn
22:41
assumes that Bay is really the one. I know, she
22:45
goes up to Bay and she's like so Daphne lied
22:48
to me and told me that she lost her hearing
22:50
aid so she could get money to save Emmett's motorcycle.
22:53
Was this your idea? And Bay's like, no. In fact,
22:56
I told her the opposite. I told her not to lie.
22:59
And then Kathryn's like, so you knew that she
23:02
was going to do this and you didn't tell me?
23:04
Why would she tattle? Yeah, she's not a snitch.
23:07
No. Snitches gets stitches. Come on, guys. She
23:10
just said, hey, sister, bad idea. Yeah, I think
23:13
Bay is in the clear here. Yeah, poor Bay. Yeah,
23:17
this was a real poor Bay moment. I know. And
23:20
then John shows up at Angelo's place and he walks
23:23
in and he goes, I didn't know you craft. Because
23:25
Angelo is making Daphne another, like, ugly necklace.
23:29
After, yeah. I love that this little plot point.
23:32
They were like, what if Angelo was crafty? I...
23:36
loved the standoff between two sexy dads. I know.
23:39
I had a great time. Well, John goes mainly to
23:42
say, so apparently there's no record of you for
23:45
the last two years. Why is that? And Angelo gives
23:48
this very strange answer. And basically he says,
23:51
I think this is how I interpret it. He was like,
23:53
I had a sugar mommy. He had a sugar mommy. And
23:56
you know what? I get it. Yeah, he was like, when
23:59
I was in Chicago, I was with this woman who was
24:01
so rich. She, quote, took care of everything.
24:03
She took care of everything, and I didn't have
24:05
to work. That sounds awesome. I don't think that's
24:07
true, but. Could be. Have you seen Angelo?
24:10
He's hot now. He's sugar baby material. But that's
24:12
basically what he says. Yeah, he says, I had
24:15
a sugar mommy, and then John's like sorry,
24:18
it's just that we like can't really trust anyone
24:20
after the whole Regina thing. And Angelo's like,
24:23
what? And then John drops, oh, you know, Regina
24:27
knew about the switch since the girls were three.
24:29
Do you think he reveals this on purpose? Do you
24:32
think that he genuinely didn't like, thought that
24:35
Angelo knew and was just like chill with it and
24:38
it hadn't come out? I honestly don't know. I
24:40
don't know. Part of me is like, I like to think
24:43
John was stirring the pot a little bit. Yeah. Because
24:45
he knows they're getting buddy-buddy. Totally.
24:47
And I feel like John's been holding on to this
24:49
beef with Regina. Like, he's got this axe to
24:52
grind. I know. And so maybe he's just been, like,
24:55
waiting. And that was a great thing to do. No,
24:57
it was. And she should have told him. Yeah, that
25:00
was her fault. So, yeah, Angelo's visibly upset.
25:04
Cut to Daphne and Bay are arguing because Bay's
25:07
like, how the hell did you accidentally text
25:09
your mom and then confess everything to her?
25:11
Like, that's crazy. Yeah, and Daphne goes, they
25:13
were right next to each other. Daphne is wearing.
25:16
An orange striped cardigan. I wrote this. Over
25:18
a fucking orange flower print shirt. It's orange
25:22
and gray striped cardigan with an orange and
25:24
gray floral tank top. She looks like a 12 year
25:27
old. It's so bad. I just, it feels derogatory
25:32
against redheads. Like, why are you doing this
25:35
to my girl? She's gorgeous. Why would they do
25:37
this to her? And Bay is wearing a very normal
25:40
outfit. Yeah, Bay looks good. She's wearing like
25:42
a brown leather jacket and jeans. And jeans that
25:44
aren't like crazy, they like fit her nicely she
25:47
looks really nice. She's wearing like a chunky
25:50
belt which is very of the time but I don't hate
25:52
it. No she looks great. This is a good Bay episode.
25:54
Bad Daphne episode. Yeah, really bad Daphne episode.
25:57
She looks insane and A is watching this with
26:00
me at the time and A goes what the hell is she
26:02
wearing? Anyway and then Bay is like well my pitch
26:06
is you seduce Wilke. And get the money from him,
26:08
easy. But Daphne's like no I'm good. But they kind
26:12
of, she kind of agrees because then they do go
26:14
to the video shoot immediately following this.
26:16
Well, before that, Daphne tells Bay, oh, I confessed
26:20
to Kathryn and she took away my car keys. And
26:22
Bay's thrilled to hear about this. Bay's like,
26:24
you are getting consequences for your actions.
26:27
I love this. And then Bay's like, don't worry,
26:30
I'll drive us to the video shoot so that you
26:32
can seduce Wilke for the money. Drive? Isn't
26:35
it at Toby's music room? They've like rented
26:39
a space. Oh, my God. That's so much money. Yeah.
26:41
Which is why when they get there, they're like,
26:43
we don't have the money. We already spent it
26:46
on all this stuff. Yeah. On this capybara that
26:48
never shows up, by the way. Well, they. Yeah.
26:51
Animal rights issues. Yeah. But they basically
26:55
give this big speech like, you guys should care
26:57
more about Emmett. He's your drummer. You're
26:59
shooting a music video and he's not even in it.
27:01
And Wilke goes. We're going to do inserts, which
27:05
I feel is the new it happened off screen. We're
27:07
going to do inserts. And then Daphne kind of
27:10
pulls Wilke aside and she's like, are you sure
27:14
you don't have the money? And he looks so pained
27:17
and beautiful and pathetic. I love a pathetic
27:19
man. He looks so pathetically in love with her.
27:23
And he says, if I had the money, I would give
27:25
it to you. He says, look, I get it. It's no fun
27:28
going after something you're not going to get.
27:30
So good. Good job. And that really affects Daphne.
27:33
And then Angelo shows up at Regina's. Yes. And
27:37
he is furious. And he comes in and he's like,
27:39
I don't care that I'm breaking the rules. Yeah,
27:41
he's banned from the Kennish property. Yeah,
27:42
he's not supposed to be there. He's so mad. And
27:45
he calls her out. He says, I just found out about
27:47
the girls. And he's like, you should have told
27:50
me. Regina goes, I called you in Italy and some
27:54
woman answered. Are we to believe that Regina's
27:57
been mad at Angelo and keeping him from his daughters
28:02
for this long, literally because she's mad that
28:05
he was sleeping with someone else after he left
28:07
her? Honestly, I see that for her. Me too. And
28:10
then he's like, I had a right to know what if
28:12
I wanted to contact her. She says, I didn't want
28:15
you to contact her. I did what I did to protect
28:19
her and protect both girls. I also rolled my
28:22
eyes at that. Because I feel like maybe a little
28:26
bit, yes, you were protecting the girls, but
28:27
you were also protecting yourself. Yes. So there's
28:30
that. Yeah. And then he storms out and he's like,
28:33
I'm done. I'm done with everything. I'm done.
28:34
He leaves. Well, after that is when Bay and
28:37
Daphne are outside Emmett's house and Daphne
28:40
has this part where she reminisces about the
28:43
liberation she feels on Emmett's bike and she
28:45
feels free and close to him. It's nice. And then
28:49
we're back at the video shoot? Yeah, whatever
28:53
this nondescript studio location. And Toby is
28:57
drumming on the guitar and singing. And I have
29:00
secondhand embarrassment from it. I'm really
29:02
sorry. Really? He sounds good, though. He sounds
29:05
good, but... What's the problem? I think singing
29:08
on the guitar in public is kind of embarrassing.
29:11
He's not in public. He's in the studio where
29:14
they're shooting his music video. He's outside.
29:16
Because Simone walks outside and sees him. I
29:19
think it's fine considering he's in a band and
29:22
he's like... I guess. He's working on his, like,
29:25
solo song. I think I just do not have a thing
29:28
for boys playing guitar and singing. Well, you're
29:31
a lesbian. I am. So that makes sense. I just,
29:34
like, Lucas Grabeel can really sing. So I was
29:36
like, this is really nice. Oh my gosh, 20 years
29:38
of High School Musical, by the way. Yeah, I know.
29:40
I was kind of regretting that I didn't throw
29:42
a party for it. That's okay. Next time. Next
29:45
time. For 25. Or I'll wait. I'll do it next year
29:47
for High School Musical 2. The best movie. The
29:49
best one, yeah. The best one. Um, Simone walks in.
29:53
She clearly has a crush on Toby. And then she
29:55
confesses that she is obsessed with the band.
29:59
She's Guitar Face's number one fan. You couldn't
30:02
waterboard this information with me. The way
30:04
she's like, I've been to every show. I went out
30:07
to East West Fest just to see you. Not for Helen
30:10
Mirren's Cleavage. Not for them. It was to see
30:13
you and only you. I would never tell this to
30:16
a man. No. But then they kiss. Yeah. It's cute.
30:19
Good for Toby. Yeah. Bay and Daphne go see Emmett
30:23
in his garage and they're like, we really tried
30:25
to help you save money, but we could not. He
30:28
says, that's all right. Want to do one last ride
30:31
on Ripley? And Bay and Daphne are like, you go.
30:34
No, you go. Who do you think should have actually
30:36
gone? I don't think there's a right answer. Okay.
30:39
I think we, the audience, thought it was going
30:41
to be Daphne because she just shared that story
30:43
about feeling free. On that bike. Also, in that
30:47
story, she said they went 70 miles an hour on
30:50
these windy roads. I know. I was like, that's
30:53
so scary. Don't do that. You are not helping
30:54
the case. No. Keeping that motorcycle. That is
30:57
so dangerous. Yeah, don't let the Kennishes hear
30:59
that. I know. But Daphne offers the very last
31:02
joyride to Bay. I think that's fine. I feel like
31:05
there would have been time for two people to
31:07
go. Couldn't they have just taken turns? Yeah.
31:09
Or would that have been weird just to sit in
31:11
the garage and wait? But also Daphne does sit
31:13
in the garage and wait. Well, she calls Wilke
31:15
for a ride. And he comes, I guess. And he comes.
31:18
So yeah, Daphne is like, this is her big moment.
31:22
She's journeyed a lot through this episode from
31:24
the start fantasizing about making out with Emmett
31:26
to now. But she steps aside and she says, no,
31:30
like Bay, you guys should get to like make memories
31:33
on the bike. I guess for me, yeah, I kind of
31:35
felt like it was unearned in that regards. Like
31:38
I think Daphne and Emmett's friendship deserved.
31:41
They deserved their moment to, like, say goodbye
31:44
to the bike. Because it was important to Daphne,
31:45
too. Right. Versus Bay not even knowing what
31:48
the bike's name was. Because her and Emmett still
31:51
don't really speak the same language. I don't
31:53
know. Yeah. I agree with you. I was surprised
31:55
that Bay got the last ride. And also kind of
31:58
surprised Emmett kind of sucks. Because, like,
32:00
I don't know. If you were a real friend to Daphne,
32:02
wouldn't you be like, come on, girl. Get on.
32:05
Instead of being like. Anybody want to go for
32:07
a ride? You know what I mean? Yeah. He's just
32:10
kind of neutral about the whole thing. But I
32:12
think he didn't want to piss off, Bay. He's being
32:14
a bad friend. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, Daphne
32:16
calls Wilke and he shows up and he says, am
32:19
I your new taxi service? Because he's replacing
32:22
Emmett, basically. They're back to being good.
32:25
And then Craig Tebbe, the lawyer, stops by to
32:28
drop off some books from a publishing house that
32:31
he thinks Kathryn should submit the memoir
32:34
to. Kathryn loves him. He's cute and smart
32:37
and young. And he calls himself noisy. He calls
32:40
himself noisy. He says, if you want to make a
32:43
quiet deal, you should go with that other guy.
32:45
But if you want to make noise and you want to
32:47
go to trial and you want to hold the hospital
32:49
accountable, I'm your guy. And they hire him.
32:52
Yeah. So we have a new lawyer, guys. Yeah. John
32:55
is really swayed by that speech. Yeah, he is.
32:58
He really likes it. So John and Kathryn choose
33:00
Craig. So we'll be seeing more of Craig. Yay.
33:03
And then we are at Melody and Emmett's house.
33:07
And Emmett has sold the bike. It's the next
33:09
morning. And he says, I have $4,750. Here you go,
33:14
Mom, I sold the bike. I'm moving in with Dad.
33:16
Mic drop. He says, I'm moving in with Dad. Fuck
33:19
you, basically. He doesn't say fuck you. But
33:21
in his vibe, he says fuck you. He signs, I'm
33:23
moving in with Dad. And then he walks away. And
33:25
then you just see Melody's face drop. So we'll
33:27
see about that. Yeah. And then the very last
33:30
scene, Regina kind of goes into the salon space
33:33
to say goodbye. She puts the key on the table.
33:36
Yeah, she's having a very dramatic solo farewell.
33:38
She like strokes the table and she's like, bye
33:40
-bye salon. Goodbye. Goodbye dream I've had for
33:43
like two weeks. But then Angelo was behind a
33:45
pole or something. Yeah, he like comes out from
33:48
the back and he doesn't look mad at her anymore.
33:51
He says, aren't we working on the space together?
33:54
What's going on? But basically he empathizes
33:57
with what she did and he says, I get it. He says,
33:59
I thought about it and I don't know what I would
34:01
have done. So I don't want to judge what you
34:03
chose to do. And that is like the first time
34:06
someone has empathized with what Regina has done.
34:09
So she is crying tears of relief, basically.
34:12
Yeah, she is very moved. Very moved. So moved,
34:16
in fact. That they lean in and then they kiss.
34:19
And then they kiss. And that's the end of the
34:21
episode. Yeah. I am not loving them kissing.
34:24
I'm not rooting for them. No. I don't think they
34:26
have good physical chemistry, those two actors.
34:29
They're both very hot. Yeah. That's not their
34:32
problem. No. But yeah, you're right. They're
34:35
just not compatible. And Constance has had good
34:39
chemistry with other actors. Yes. That she's
34:42
worked with on the show and will in the future.
34:44
So I think it's just them. And maybe it's also
34:46
that I don't want the characters to be together.
34:49
Two queens maximizing their joint slay. Their
34:51
joint scam. Their joint scam. Yeah. I was kind
34:55
of surprised at how fast he forgave her. Well,
34:57
the show moves on so fast from everything. I'm
34:59
getting whiplash. It's crazy. Thoughts? What
35:03
are my thoughts? I don't see what this has to
35:05
do with the painting. Nothing. They just thought
35:07
it would be a little fun. The French. Angelo's
35:10
French. There's no nipple pinching here. I would
35:13
have loved if there was some. That would have
35:14
been really fun. Really spice stuff up. That
35:16
wouldn't have been on ABC Family, though. Straight
35:18
to HBO. That's more the kind of shows I watch.
35:21
Thanks for watching. Or listening. Thanks for
35:23
listening. See you next week. See you next week.
35:26
Bye.