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25: Electrical Dudes | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to I saw on the Internet show where comedian
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  Speaker 1: friends of mine talk about random stories on the Internet
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  Speaker 1: that are more often than not submitted.
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  Speaker 2: By you the people.
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  Speaker 1: If you find a random old story that's ridiculous, you
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  Speaker 1: can email it to me at Internet at Kevi on
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  Speaker 1: stage dot com. Today's whole episode is from y'all y'all's emails.
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  Speaker 1: I got up last night and looked at it. I said,
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  Speaker 1: y'all did a fantastic job. Made my job easy. I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate you. Keep doing it, y'all crazy too. Don't send
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  Speaker 1: no mixtapes in there because those get deleted. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: got a story in the link, it's out. Today's panel
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  Speaker 1: is the newly engaged with no wedding ring. Heyes, women,
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  Speaker 1: buy your man of ring. He deserves love too.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 3: You can engage, you can go wrong, so people, the
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  Speaker 3: age is eighteen often before that.
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  Speaker 2: Keisha Lakeisha Edward. You want to look her undo. That's
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  Speaker 2: crazy animation.
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  Speaker 4: That like's not on my Instagram. My last name is sealed.
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  Speaker 4: Do you hear me?
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  Speaker 3: D B.
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  Speaker 2: This is hitting. It's Ronnie j is here. My whole
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  Speaker 2: ship you're giving back?
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  Speaker 3: Tell you that ship you don't want to share A
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  Speaker 3: funny story that was happening off camera about Ronnie and
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  Speaker 3: Kesha was I let y'all tell it when you Ronnie
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  Speaker 3: about moving to Atlanta?
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  Speaker 4: Women time to play moving to Atlanta?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 4: What's crazy? I have already had enough dating info, so
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  Speaker 4: I legit was calling Ronnie just for the comedy scene,
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  Speaker 4: was like, how is the comedy in Atlanta'm thinking about
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  Speaker 4: moving to Atlanta? And Ronnie was picking on his way
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  Speaker 4: to pick up his kids from school and was like,
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  Speaker 4: you want to move to Atlanta? Joined Even the lesbians
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  Speaker 4: out here, they ain't trying to committing there, they doll.
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  Speaker 4: You can't even go the other way, Kesh, if you
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  Speaker 4: come down here, I'm just telling you don't. You might
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  Speaker 4: not want to do it. You might not want to
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  Speaker 4: do it. And if it got something going on for himself,
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  Speaker 4: he didn't want to be no one woman. He's like you,
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  Speaker 4: I know, you might find like a I think he's
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  Speaker 4: a truck driver or electrical dude.
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  Speaker 2: You find somebody.
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  Speaker 3: But if he got if he got any emotion, you know,
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  Speaker 3: you know he got emotions.
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  Speaker 2: I put it in you do.
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  Speaker 3: I might have said a dude that worked a regular job,
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  Speaker 3: or like a limp driver some ship.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the story.
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  Speaker 4: Running for forty five minutes, y'all changed the whole three
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  Speaker 4: of my movies.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do a queen.
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  Speaker 3: She can't park, You can't can the spot because she
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  Speaker 3: didn't have a player.
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  Speaker 2: I said, we want to live at ship. I think
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  Speaker 2: maybe maybe outside.
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  Speaker 4: I like more like, we don't move here. You got
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  Speaker 4: leave your windows rolled down, And I'm like, what do
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  Speaker 4: you mean, like so they don't bust him out, you
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  Speaker 4: just leave car open. They could just take it. And
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, what, so then I don't want to get it.
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  Speaker 4: You can only move there and don't dry this way.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like these.
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  Speaker 3: People that they wish they had a knew before they
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  Speaker 3: moved to Atlanta. A lot of the women be on
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  Speaker 3: their clank. Girl, don't move out here. I'm telling y'all
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  Speaker 3: it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Want more people coming down. No, we we that too,
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  Speaker 2: because I don't want to move Atlanta. And people just be.
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  Speaker 3: If you got already got something you if you had
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  Speaker 3: a little bay of something you was talking to, I'd
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  Speaker 3: be like yeah, or like you had something. You got
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  Speaker 3: to build a negro from scratch out here, you got
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  Speaker 3: to build a woman from scratching electrical dude, your electrically
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  Speaker 3: do that? They got no motion? Get them some teas,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. If you mean the dude Witheers.
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  Speaker 3: And if you meet a dude with a crossbody engineers,
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  Speaker 3: he already outside something, you gotta be weard of scammers.
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  Speaker 4: They're gonna come.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Barco dude and then he just left me.
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  Speaker 4: Let me get these kids crazy.
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  Speaker 2: He starts the keysha.
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  Speaker 3: The dudes that ain't married, they're not man on perpletly, like, bro,
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  Speaker 3: why for what?
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  Speaker 1: The homeboy was out there for a long time. He
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  Speaker 1: was like why he hit me? He was talking but
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't married, right, And I was like everything about
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  Speaker 1: gett married. He was like, the women are okay with
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  Speaker 1: you having more than one woman.
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  Speaker 3: And they do real estate and they got money like
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  Speaker 3: they got bread too. It's like, wow, they genuinely choose
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  Speaker 3: to smoosh and go to your own house. It's like,
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  Speaker 3: all right, man, that's gonna be Tuesday and somebody that
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  Speaker 3: I'm just of course, it could be the total opposite
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  Speaker 3: end of the spect You can find somebody and y'all
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  Speaker 3: fall in love and have kids and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Ship. That can happen too.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm just telling you, like you gotta go outside,
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  Speaker 4: you gotta go on a little small.
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  Speaker 2: But that's all this.
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  Speaker 3: Atlanta is a bunch of small towns and everybody go
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  Speaker 3: into the city to do theirs and then we go
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  Speaker 3: back to the mcdona Yeah Jones, Barah McDonald park. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I live in athen So I'm way for you. I'm
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  Speaker 3: way out for no reason. That's that's a whole different city.
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  Speaker 3: I met Rob, I met Rob, I saw Rob Hayes.
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  Speaker 3: I brought him to the stage his first time. Ronnie
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  Speaker 3: is the comedy godfather. Yeah, Rob ain't even have the
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  Speaker 3: great right here. He and Rob, Me and my wife
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  Speaker 3: watched Rob. His says me, like, that's how first baby, Rob,
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  Speaker 3: just come to the crib with that right jokes and
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  Speaker 3: going back to you.
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  Speaker 2: Like when I had the show to u G. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, you know, you gotta open How far is
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  Speaker 2: from Atlanta? Though?
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  Speaker 3: Twenty hour thirty if you drives like Ronnie, if you
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  Speaker 3: drive like me, and it's gonna take two hours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, limit limit.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, lady, fastest you can go, you can go,
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  Speaker 3: you know, well below.
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  Speaker 2: This if you want to, this is the little on
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  Speaker 2: the line. I don't step.
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  Speaker 4: Minimum.
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  Speaker 3: No, I feel like I'm regulated. I'm regulating.
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  Speaker 2: The limit to me is the minimum.
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  Speaker 4: Reason I was late today?
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  Speaker 3: No, that was that was that cop that was going crazy.
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  Speaker 3: But I was in the front and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: when this cop goes, he's gonna be like that guy,
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  Speaker 3: he's obeying the law.
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  Speaker 2: I mess with him. What happened? It was a cop
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  Speaker 2: hold of the traffic. Yeah, I don't know if they
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  Speaker 2: was looking for something. Dog on swerving. What is that
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  Speaker 2: you're talking about?
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  Speaker 4: The highway out down so it doesn't get bottle probably.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen it before. I've never seen him.
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  Speaker 2: I was scared. I was like he was like, he
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  Speaker 2: was like letting it breathe.
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  Speaker 4: That'll be you can't drive.
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  Speaker 1: How many lanes of highway they'll drive across them all.
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  Speaker 1: I had never seen him before.
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  Speaker 3: He's doing the U turn. Okay, he about to get
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  Speaker 3: somebody behind him. This this is crazy. Don't get behind me.
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  Speaker 3: It's like it's like when you're hitting it and you
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  Speaker 3: gotta slow down before you go too fast.
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  Speaker 2: Back out a little bit. Let me get right.
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  Speaker 1: There's no reason to slow that. Let me, let me,
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  Speaker 1: let me give it, let me let her tired no,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta let her.
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  Speaker 2: The reason, there's no reason.
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  Speaker 3: I don't ever want to delay this one thought.
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  Speaker 2: Get the chicken nugget and being like, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean no, it's like we're all tired.
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  Speaker 2: I doubted when women turn up and.
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  Speaker 4: Reverse.
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  Speaker 2: I doubt when I die.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get a stat sheet that says this
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  Speaker 3: is the amount of time that you took to get places,
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  Speaker 3: and this is like how.
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  Speaker 2: Long you could have gotten.
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  Speaker 4: I can't let you.
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  Speaker 2: It's not.
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  Speaker 3: It's not thirty all the time you jacked off, Like
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  Speaker 3: here is the first time, and it's gonna be like
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  Speaker 3: a scream, just like this eternity.
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  Speaker 2: There's no the time. So they could play all this
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  Speaker 2: and yeah they're like no, keep going, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: Remember you could be in line for seventy five years.
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  Speaker 2: Remember when you you just you did it again. Remember
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  Speaker 2: this is you again, this is you. Yeah, you did it.
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  Speaker 3: You got your first and your charger and you know
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  Speaker 3: you're jacking out too much when you gonna get your charger,
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  Speaker 3: Like wait a.
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  Speaker 2: Minute, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean the screen goes black, I'm gonna see myself and
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  Speaker 3: being said power mode. Yeah, but like move to Atlanta
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  Speaker 3: with a plane. That's all I'm saying, or don't move,
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  Speaker 3: but it's cheaper than LA.
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  Speaker 2: That's all. I can take everything cheaper in LA.
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  Speaker 3: But Atlanta, New York houses are inflated now to the
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  Speaker 3: houses are way inflated than they used to be.
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  Speaker 2: It's like because everybody coming there.
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  Speaker 1: I think Atlanta probably three hundred has a.
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  Speaker 4: Three bedroom townhouse upstairs downstairs. She was like, oh, you
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  Speaker 4: could just come take over my least because I'm about
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  Speaker 4: to move. But she had like three more months left.
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  Speaker 4: She pays like eight hundred dollars less than what I
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  Speaker 4: paid for a one bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she cries in the house alone.
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  Speaker 4: A husband and kids.
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  Speaker 2: That's what she's what I'm saying that you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what you was gonna do, You was gonna because
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  Speaker 3: but she's gonna bet the electrical dude.
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  Speaker 4: Like need somebody work at the stadium.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, you're gonna meet I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna meet somebody gonna do Like you're gonna meet
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  Speaker 3: somebody nice and they're gonna be.
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  Speaker 4: Probably kind of like compliment and this there, Like, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you you could probably keep it put like a little
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  Speaker 4: ball player or something.
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  Speaker 3: You can get an old found probably maybe you can
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  Speaker 3: get somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Running back. Don't play for two years. It's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of old running backs. Old facon on me.
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  Speaker 3: Old. Don't play about the money gone, but the asset
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  Speaker 3: is still there.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: Hey, you got a subway.
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: But he was doing he's still owns like two sub
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  Speaker 3: boys attached to a gas station.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: But you're gonna have to work in one of them
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: to keep your house, your time.
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  Speaker 4: He was like you should. She could braak get you
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  Speaker 4: on the show though, Like yeah, but now you might
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  Speaker 4: not want to come out here. I don't with it, because.
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  Speaker 1: Where can you go in America if you're a black
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  Speaker 1: woman and you want to meet a good man.
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  Speaker 2: Electrical dudes Texas that huge.
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  Speaker 4: Now they short. I don't know what they're putting in
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  Speaker 4: the barbecue in Texas. They are five.
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  Speaker 2: I thought everything was bigger in Texas. I thought that
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: was so you if he's short, but the peanis big.
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  Speaker 2: It's still not.
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  Speaker 4: Sure when I had to tall, Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Is forty but still five. There's just certain things.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: But you're not even tall, Like I don't understand what
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: he was on five eight.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna meet a dude that's five. Get somebody to
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  Speaker 2: match you. Where you at.
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  Speaker 3: There's gonna be a dude that got this whole sweat
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  Speaker 3: when you get up like this, my girl, this ship,
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to.
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  Speaker 4: When I was down there one time, right, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: let me go look on the and just see because
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: on the absent LA is like entertainment. It's comical, okay.
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  Speaker 4: And dudes down there was on some like don't hit
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  Speaker 4: me if you don't live here, if you just passing by,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, these niggas looking for a wife.
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  Speaker 4: They're not playing, but they want to. I'm just here
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: for a good time.
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  Speaker 2: People are here for a different reason.
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  Speaker 4: But down there, like Texas, the Carolinas.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Charlotte might be like the new Atlanta, like fun than
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: it used to be. It's way fun than it. It's like, okay,
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: you can get it in over here.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: You know, people are not coming here to start families.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: They're coming here to try to make it. I think
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: that's not the reason.
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  Speaker 1: People in other cities where I'm from and where I've been,
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  Speaker 1: they'd be like, yeah, it was forty years old.
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm just not ready for a relationship, my nigga. Half
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  Speaker 4: your life is over. What are you now?
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  Speaker 2: Not in Atlanta? Half your life is not over.
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  Speaker 4: If you're a black man at forty half, your life
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  Speaker 4: is over. I hate to tell you you very likely
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  Speaker 4: sixty years.
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  Speaker 2: Old about up and hit the studio.
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  Speaker 4: You're like this Jerry Atric.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: A lot of dudes that's fifty, You don't know they
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: they look twenty five to.
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  Speaker 4: They're not going to live to one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Who's to say, you know, you don't know what's in
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  Speaker 2: this man.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna spend the other forty years. Take it with
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: your home playing video games with your homeboys. It's like what,
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  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to find myself, Like, let me help
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: you retrace your steps. Where did you get lost? Let's
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  Speaker 4: go back, let's.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: Figure out you ain't ready to sign up for probation.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: That's what marriage. Let's be real.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: Marriage is kind of probation.
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  Speaker 3: Me. It's like, you gotta check in, you gotta be
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  Speaker 3: content with the person, you gotta you gotta want that.
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  Speaker 3: Like a lot of dudes be like, like, dude, you
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  Speaker 3: can't make it.
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  Speaker 2: Do marriage? Be like I want to marry her. You
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not saying that, but I'm just that the
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: culture these days is like everybody just and I don't know.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: Maybe for right now, but what happens ten years from now,
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: fifteen years from.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Well they making the whole new imagine.
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  Speaker 4: But you got all this money, you got all these studios,
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: you got all everything.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: But you're just like I would not be happy. Yeah wow,
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: but I started my family. That's Washington.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: But you knew what you want to do though, right
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  Speaker 3: you had to go. You said I want to do this.
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  Speaker 3: I want to do this by this time.
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  Speaker 1: And before all this stuff, I was like, wife, kids,
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: then comedy dreams and all.
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  Speaker 4: You have a lot of dudes, I think I gotta
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  Speaker 4: have it off first. So then now you are fifty
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  Speaker 4: five years I.
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  Speaker 1: Feel social media or society makes you as a man
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  Speaker 1: a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I agree with you wholeheartedly.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of men feel like they have to bring
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  Speaker 1: so much to the table that they can't even every.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast they say that regular nigga, I don't want.
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  Speaker 4: To know this podcasts. I was listening to this man
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: was talking about dudes, and like, everybody want to dudes
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: want to get their ducks in a row. Right, He
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: was like, well, have you ever seen ducks in a row?
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  Speaker 4: Like basically he was like, me and my wife we
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: figured it out together, like we got I got to
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: where I'm at with her, you know what I'm saying, Like,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't wait till I got to this point. They
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  Speaker 4: didn't gonna get somebody. So it's like that's that's.
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  Speaker 2: Been a lot of men. This is just from my
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  Speaker 2: experience talking with them.
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  Speaker 1: They feel like they must have it and the women,
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: whether it's true or not, is really event. They feel
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: like the women aren't going to be with them through
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  Speaker 1: the process. They need to come to the table.
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  Speaker 4: But there's so many that dud They just be insecure
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  Speaker 4: about it, are feeling a way of like, oh, I
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  Speaker 4: feel like I gotta have in chicks be like no,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be good.
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  Speaker 3: But then it's too It's like, dude, see all that
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  Speaker 3: they be like, then you go out and then all
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  Speaker 3: the young girls is in your face talking about my
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: pussy paint, my booty whole brown.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: You're like, well, is he like I don't even know
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: her name yet they make outside.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: That it is you don't want to be in the street, right,
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  Speaker 4: even Mary's is even sixteen and happy. You don't want
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: to be out in the streets.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, I go look, I'll be like okay, exactly
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: why do you move to La to chase your dream?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: You thirty four and you're engaged. What made you decide
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: or or your fiance decide? Me and Rob Hay is
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: gonna get it?
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Do you? Did you feel like you had to have
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: it all together?
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  Speaker 3: Feel like like I felt like I was out on
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: the way to get in it together? You know, So
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: I do feel like I you know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think she would be with me if I
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: was not somewhat together.
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  Speaker 2: What what do you think?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: What do you think you brought to the table that
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: she thought, okay, this is enough or you thought I
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: have enough to propose because you had to do the proposal.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: I assume, yeah, okay, I think I think uh, I mean,
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: I think okay.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I think when it was proposed a time I had
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: it together. So what did you look at in my
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: life and say that I feel comfortable? I feel like,
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: you know, like I don't know.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: When we first met, I was she claims, I was
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: dead broken, naked, Now I was, I was closed, but
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: I was I was in dire straits, you know, like
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: it was it was but then, but but me pulling
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: myself out of that to where I am now. I
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: think showed the potential that all right, he's onder something.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: You know. He had three walls. Now he's got four walls.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a curtain. It was it was me
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: and then my roommate and a curtain.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I was figured literally yeah, no, literally, it's not metaphorical walls.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: This is it's not stage speaking, No, this this is
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: literally like, hey, there was a stairwell. You could look
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: down and see me sleep, you know, from upstairs. Very dangerous,
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Shoes are in jeopardy at all times. But you know
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I climbed out of that and now.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Whole apartment, whole apartment, trying to settle down. Now, once
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: you got that fourth wall closed, that door, come on lock.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: See.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like for me it was the world was different,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I believe because we was in Washington and it wasn't.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Like a job.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: The job I had at the time. I was working
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: at the daycare. I didn't even have the bank job yet.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Actually I didn't have a job. I was in college.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I just worked at the pulip Fair in the summer
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: or or like a summer camp and stuff. But I
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: was I was gonna get a job. I felt like,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, I had. I always worked
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: through high school through college. But Melissa got the first
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: good job. She worked at the bank, and that was
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: the first time we went from our counting are paid
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: by hours to salary. I remember she was like, they
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: give me thirty five thousand dollars an hour. I was like, calculator,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: that's crazy, and you get vacation. And I still proposed.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm gonna get it. But I
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: think the the stakes were much lower in a shoot
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I proposed in two thousand and three, the stakes were way.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Low because I was also like nineteen and Tommy is
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: still good and the other three.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Did you feel the pressure of being a baller because
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: at that time it was it's all about rims and chains.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: And my neighbor had a rim shop. Okay, he had
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: an H two and he had a spinners on there.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: So coming home and parking my Ford focus next to
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: that was a little dark.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Because they spent I touched him sometimes he really got
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: like they have the.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Ring cams and like, oh yeahs to come on, yeah,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: But I didn't got no pressure, and he used to
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: have holes coming in and now he had probably the
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: most important thing you could have at that time was
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: an h two with rims in his own apartment.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: So he was running through him and he worked at
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: the middle of the mass. She had the little rim
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: shops mid the he was dollar nineteen. No, I didn't
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: feel no pressure because Melissa didn't put no pressure on
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: me either. Like we army kids, all you really needed
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: was a stable job, because the army will give you
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: a stable job in the house.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: So she's like, I can get a job, we can't
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: have an apartment.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: But like to Camp's point, apartments weren't crazy then, but
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: it felt crazy. My first apartment was like five fifteen,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I believe, and that back then I was.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, I'm not gonna come up with half.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I got.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Five of eight, I mean two fifty of each chap.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: What am I gonna do with the other two hundred?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: So but we was nobody had no money. Our whole
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: friend group, we was all living the same life. But
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I think had I if I was starting now, I
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: probably wouldn't proposed.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: I didn't like, I don't I don't know, I'm gonna
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: waste this lady time. If I was doing what I
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: was doing, watching too what about you running?
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I proposed.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I was up when I proposed, I had just won
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: the Kings of Comedy competition. I was up about twenty
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: five grand and then I had just went I was
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: just booked another titter going to earth Wind and Fire
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: the II Brothers. And then we got married in my
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: mom's living room, and uh after that, I went back
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: on tour.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Like I. We was living in the laft.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I had a nice loft in noon, but I proposed
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: to have on a lunch break. I was just like,
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: you know, we married, and she was like, oh yeah,
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: then we got married.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: It was like no.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: We was engaged for like a year or so, and
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: she was just like, I guess we're gonna be engaged forever.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: And I was Mary the big side, let's do it
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: to Marty and Ship. We're supposed to a lunch break.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: We want to more.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: You went up to her job at break.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: No, she came home.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: She was working at the daycare and she came home.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: We was we was.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: I had a nice loft, I had a big ass
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: corner lot and had like fourteen big windows.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: And Ship got on one knee and was like, what's up.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Got Now this is twenty twenty two year old.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Right at twenty three, twenty two years old, Larry.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Wasn't finna do like being this ship? You want you
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: see what we're doing? They rid backing it, motherfucker. Yeah
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: like that. I got burried at White Air Force Ones
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: in a suit jacket and a dress shirt.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Like I know, no kid, I.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Was watching podcast.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: He said.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: We had chili.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: My daddy cook a lot of what happened.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: We went to the Justice the Piece. They wasn't They
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: said you can get your mass like they didn't have
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: a justice to the piece.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: My mom. I called mom. I was like, you know,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Justice the Piece, I'm finna married it. Girl.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: She said, give me a date and I was all right.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: And she had set up my wife. My mom set
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: up a whole way. She had a real pastor come
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: like like everybody came.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: It was like nice. It was the whole family, was it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Her family was there and it was in my mom's
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: living room that they lived the house they live in
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: right now. We're still together eighteen years later, so you know,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: it's been ups and downs in the middle of that.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: But I was up up.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: But I had the problem with that was when I
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: was younger, I thought you just had to have money.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I didn't think you had to talk to the girl
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: or nothing, like I got bread the fun wrong with
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: you while you're crying and ship like like, I just
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: thought you had to have money like I thought it was.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: That was the only thing, like honest pain that what's
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: wrong with you?
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Why were not you know what I'm saying? Wrong? Like
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: all we was taught.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Really it was just like if you ain't you ain't
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: got no money, you ain't ship. And my mother was like, no,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: you're something. Money don't mean nothing.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: It's paper.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: It's like you have to talk to me. You have
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: to find out what I want, like what I like
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: ship like that. I was like, oh yeah, that what
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: you're doing earlier, man, just walking, just playing video games,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: fucking buying shoes and jewelry.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I'm going to them all again by.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Let me get let me get nine pair fo ones white, black, red, blue,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: like I was in.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: My own ship, you know what I'm saying.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: And then I was still going out every weekend, but
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I was doing like I was over the Firth wind
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: and Fire every night.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: It was like twenty thousand people.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: So I like my ego is like when you talking
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: to Earth Wind and Fire and the Isle of Brothers
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: about backstage, like I was talking and I was just
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: talking about I was Bernie and White was amazing dog.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: He this motherfucker was seventy back then. He's like one
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: hundred and nine. He was seventy back then. Jordan's Berdie
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Philip Bailey all the time. Philip Batley had a son
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: with him. His son looked a little older than him.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: But I was like, man, my mom, love that song
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: with you and Phil Collins and they talked. But the
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: thing about what if I learned is that they was professional.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: They get into their contract, say we are in and
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: outloaded back on the truck by nine o'clock. I don't
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: give a fuck what happened? We in do our show.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: They got first, They rocked that bitch. They used to
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: burn the ship out of the IY brother They used
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: to tag the IY brothers.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: They used I can say it now.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: It was O three. They used to fuck the I brother.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about the stadium. And then he come mister
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: big as old ass in the back with handlers like
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: he looked cool, but he can't see nothing. He got
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: them girls because he couldn't see nothing, and they said
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: started out real slow and with all that r Kelly
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: mister big ship.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: But the crowd was like what the.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Fuck like And they used to have to like get
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: them up to the stage, and then by the time
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: it got gone, it was like, but they got a
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: lot of slow ship. But when the fire, everybody's up
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: doing cardio. But I would have to go out before
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: all them. But it was like it was a comedy
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: sofas it was.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Like Tom Jordan twenty three, I was and Jesse were
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: the openers. I got contracted to do five minutes. I
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: think I was making like three grand a night for
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: five minutes. And then I get there. They'd be like,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: you got two all right, one joke, honey.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Bun hey three and they still pay you the three?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah they had, And I had got deposit before
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: for all the dates I was up, I was like
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: walking around around with like eighteen hundred on me, Like,
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: why what you said?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I thought y'all had said something to that.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I was, I seen it last night, But what's up?
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: What what you want? Eighteen on me at all time?
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: And I don't leave the house without eighteen eighteen hundred
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: on me in a Bonneville.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I still about a new car I got like ninety three,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: just run good to say I can run thought that ship.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then about about a call. I had a couple.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I bought a lot of cars. But you know, you know,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: you can lose. I lost it all, got it back.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Then you had to reinvent.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: I had to reinvent myself start doing the colleges and
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: then booked a bunch of o's and then you know
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: back but I was gone a lot. So it was
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: like I had to make sure I was cultivating what
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: was at the house because you know, we almost got
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: didorced ten times.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: So you know, I was marriage our podcast by.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: We probably don't because if we don't come back together,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna beat your ass.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, yeah, we were straight before we
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: came to you. Goddamn said to start walking und me
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: because they got the pat They walking in front of me, Like.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Ah a minute, me like that. So how did you
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: lose it all and get it back?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: What happened? IRIS pulled up? What's oh right? I got
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: all of it.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: I got out of it, and I had to pay
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: like I was on a monthly payment thing with the
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: I R S. And then you know, just got just
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: you know, life ship happened. You know what I'm saying,
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: I have no kids that at this time, I didn't have
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: no kids.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: We were just living. You know what I'm saying.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I ain't have no idea credited a concept of like
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: saving or nothing.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: It was just like you was just buying air force
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: do your ship? You fucking them funks up?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: That's what voice in your head get me as a
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: girl like.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: You on your ship? Ain't you different?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Rob's voices like drive sixty five? Don't you go logically
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: a mile over it? Yours is like nigga, what the speed?
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Look were doing it? They tried you over there, you
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: say and Q and got eighteen hundred? Nigga? Right? What
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: is your boy? Say? Gosh is distructed?
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: That's the old boy said. You know what the boy
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: said when you got out of there.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Damn, but it got your head.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: You don't have no part accountability.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: The voice just us and.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: They got you dirty am out the.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: First him like, I.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Don't know what to tell you, but I ain't never
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: been in this. I just figured out.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Ronnie had been turned up for a long time. Y'all.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like I don't.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: I had eighteen lives and probably about five for real,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: but it's just man, I was I was the era,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: right before social media and right before they started doing
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: and because Rdny Parry explained it to to somebody else
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: and I was like, that makes sense. He was like,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: you know, when I was supposed to pop or whatever
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: the pop was, it was like you get a a pilot.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: You know, they was just showcase, hold deal three hundred thousands.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I thought that was the track because Cory Oakman did
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: it four five times and that was my boy.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I know I'm gonna do that ship.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: But then write a strike happened, everything stopped, Reality TV
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: take off, and now you got to figure out something,
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: But we about to roll into another right strike and
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: roll it into that. I got the fourth. I don't know.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I think I can ride the strike out. You know,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: you know they tell your.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Local club, have me in your town. The countlendar looking
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, seeing a lot of numbers,
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: need more dots.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: That's also what I'm not supposed to. Let want to
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: call it Ridney And he was like, don't do it,
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: and I.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Was like, parent, tell you, but he been just like
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: the think you been out of It's like twenty twelve.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Shit. Good for you though. You have people who was
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: like they say what you want?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: No, we care about you, We want you to succeed
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: and bes you gotta be rich, auntie. If you Donna
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: got him to do it, we need you, We need
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: you gonna get your bag first and then decide to
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: deal one of these peons when you feel like.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Before we go, what was the voice in your head? Like,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I haven't determined it yet.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know the voice in my head, believe it
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: or not. The voice in my head is actually more
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: like Rob Go sixty five. I just don't listen to her.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: The voice of my head is probably more logical than
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: my Most of my actions should reckless.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, birl, that's.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: How the of my head thinks about things, thinks ahead
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: of like if you do this, then that, and I'd
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: be like, but the.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Voice in you is.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Like nah, yeah, damn ata.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Have cognitive dissonance between the voice and you. He just
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: diagnosed you said polar.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: But to be clear, my voice does not sound like
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: that today. In my you know head now it's the
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: voice gone. It's more like he reformed. He's like talking
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: like this, maam. What we got to do is know
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: most of my boys in my head is like, what
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: would your sons think? Like, how see how you're gonna leave.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: It for them?
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: You know what when they see this tape again, what
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: is it gonna what they're gonna take from this? How
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: they're gonna be able to you know ship like that.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I kind of think about my kids and my the
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: legacy is it's all about them. Because my little boy
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: he want to be like me so bad, and I'm like,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I can't be sucking up because he's like he got
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: he's got his own merchant school. This is his clothing line.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: He made up loved this is myself really, this is
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: his clothing line.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: He made it up.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: From dot com and get your love. What does he say?
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: And fearless loved and fearless? Okay, okay, but he got
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: trying to get him in bad school.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: The principal was.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Like, he can't wear the blessed the f anymore, saying
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: why he was like, I said, did you ask him
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: what it's still for? And then she asked me, it's
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: a blessed and fearless and I was like, yeah, that's
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: his own business. Like fuck, y'all, you know what. I'm
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: all right, so you can't say, but you know my kind,
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, you gotta say, you got these
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: principals to be an entrepreneur, you got to have some
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: element of danger to you that you got to have
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: some type of fuck it like walking.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: My daddy was like, he'll walk off a job in
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: a minute. I'm like, all you absolutely have.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: You got to have some because you know, people try
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: to play you for your worth a lot, and it's
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: like you got to color outside the lines. You have
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: to make the new blueprint. You have to make up
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: the lanes every time. Like every pandemic made me re
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: structure everything. It's like, oh, I can make money at
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: home on his back porch. Okay, got it, We'll do that,
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: and then I just wear my merchant. I was doing
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: it anyway, but I wasn't sending them people. I wasn't
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: taking my fan base and saying go here and.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Do this.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: If you could find it, you know what I'm saying, Like, oh,
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: you can build your website and put it up. Well,
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: everybody was wearing them. I was selling them hand to hand.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Was like, motherfucker was checking the tags on them like
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: people know about them. Blessed their shirts and jump Man.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I had the fat jump Man with my body on
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: it that was so crazy. And I had another shirt
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: that say that Jesus, I hate you a lot. I
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: used to jeeze like g Z. It's like the run
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  Speaker 3: dm C logo because I used to say it that
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  Speaker 3: my seat a lot on my colleage said Jesus, I
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  Speaker 3: hate you. I had instead I hate I had the
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  Speaker 3: heart with the Ghostbuster sign, and it's all pretty good.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: You're saying g Z, like Jesus geez, okay, jeez, Jesus Jesus,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: but like Jesus, I hate us.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, geez, like you like like an exclamation
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  Speaker 3: point instead of over.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm saying I'm all that. I'm all that.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I lived in the hood and the supper, you know,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: so it's like it is what it is, you know, geez,
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  Speaker 3: because I'm the dude that was around, Like my cousin
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: was bad, but I had to go to class and
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: do what I was supposed to do. I know, you know,
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying it's balance, it's duality.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Somebody on Patreon said the merchant is official blessed af
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  Speaker 1: dot com, bless your favorite or blessed fearless, whatever.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: You needed to be letters on that shirt and whatever
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: is in your dirty mind feeling all.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Right, before we go, random question. Generally we're gonna start
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Rob Hayes this time. Okay, what do you think is
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: the most complex aspect about yourself?
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: The most complex aspect about itself? Probably, like, like I'm
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: like a sponge and so I like, you know, I'm
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: constantly trying to learn more information, constantly like reading, like
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: you know, watching docs and and different stuff. So I
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: would say that's probably the most complex. What's your what's
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: your what's your doc of preference? You have a certain
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: category that interest you more than the others.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: I like learning, like I like, give me the information.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Don't don't be editorializing, don't be all gossip, be you know,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: telling me about people's business.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Give me. I'll do that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: I'll you know, make my assumptions, edit, editorialize myself.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Just give me the info. Got it all. Doot your bias.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: That's somebody trying to tell a story. At least try
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: to go to the other side.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: There's others that are like, no, hey, we ain't getting
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: you outside. I'm sorry, it's just it's just one side
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: of two hours good luck. That's like I watched it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: You've seen Luke Longley doc.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: No, I've only got a doc on YouTube. It's like Australian.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Uh. That's what Tyler be making fun of me, because
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I watch any doc as well. I watched because it's
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: like the roster. It's like last this would said the
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: reason Luke Longeley was left off Last Dance, and I
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: was like.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Well, let me say this.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: You know they never plays, and Michael Jordan was left
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: off to lonely have to win the championship though, like
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: but but Michael Jordan's actually came like did a drop
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: for Louke lonely?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Like my bad she missed.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Said miss that, but he did a little drop for him.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: There was five episodes. Bro the iPad went my bad
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Last Dance.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: If you saw I should have changed, I should have
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: my bag if I would have learned a lot. Lonely
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: lonely basically said Michael Jorones' asshole in so many words,
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: that's all saying.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Michael Jordan was not the nicest.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Michael Jordan doesn't do anything to dispel that when he
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: talks like you gotta let it go, Like no, what
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: you me, I gotta let go.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Let's play one on one right now. I mean he
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: in the.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: House by I'm I don't nobody visit him. I know
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: he's wife, don't even around money.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: You're still mad. He's still mad. He played the chips.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Him and Thomas still going out on Twitter saying, uh,
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: need shut up, needs to talk more.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: I like it because he's been setting the record straight. Yeah,
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: the boys I stay home and m J need to
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: play against each other, right Star weekend one on.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Right now, just this age.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: You know, you know how they were trained for that.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Somebody gonna hurt something that's gonna turn to dust.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: That is gonna have the snap.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Crawl.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Still trying to said, Michael Jordan's get mad and go
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: in hornets practice and be dogging. He said, he really
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: somebody like y'all sorry as hell. That's why he's talking
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: in there. What about you. That's the most complex aspect
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: about Keisha.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: That's tough. I think it's I would say either two things.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Either one. I'm a little bit of a lot of things,
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: and sometimes I make it hard because I'm very much
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: old school in the new school world. But like I
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: like trap music, but I'm also like this is very like,
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: oh my gosh, is what you guys are doing?
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Computer?
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Yea, my mind just the way my mind works a lot,
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: and I'm very indecisive, and that's on the smallest things,
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: like I pick up a move to Atlanta real quick.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: But if you got a small thing.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: No, I'm saying I'm indecisive on the small things.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I know, got it, got it? Got it?
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Like what kind of juice you want? And I'm like
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: every woman though, yeah, a little stuff.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Like that, got it?
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: What about you, Ronnie Jordan? I think everything is complex
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: about me. I think all of it just just balancing everything,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: you know, work, wife, kids, trying to be funny, trying
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: to appeal to college kids.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Ain't grown up. It's like it got you gotta, you gotta.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: It's like a dance going on in your head at
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: all times of like saying something and trying to figure
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: out the next thing.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I can't do the college kids.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I just did Alabama and then the other day and
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: it was like that first five was like they are
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: then I kind of got up out of that.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's just it's a it's a strategy to
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know, we don't relate no more. That's what
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: They were teaching me things. They were like, when we
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: want to holler that girl, we just send her an email.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: And they don't do none of the stuff we did
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: as kids.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like it's it's it's whatever her name is at
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: whatever the school thing is. And I was like, and
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: then I was like, ladyes y'all response to this, it
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: was like, I mean sometimes I said, and then what
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: and then we might like do a zoom and then
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: what we might like meeting in the cafeteria, but we
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: don't really sit together. And I was like, this is
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: why y'all are retarded. This is why this generation is retarded.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Retarded. Twice I thought you was gonna get.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Long, bleak, like I have anxiety.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: You was like you we got to come together after
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: the hangover. People were telling each other, Oh, that's how frustrated.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but see are you done?
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Yes? Yes.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I think the most complex thing about me is I
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: have that Jordan complex that people might not think because
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I'm more smiley, but i'd be taking things personal. I
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: put chips on my shoulder that are not there.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I create.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: I am fighting against Hollywood. I never even really tried
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: to get in. I had like three auditions and not
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: evenet booked. That was like everything will burn people Like today.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I'm glad.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you chose there was no real reason like
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Michael Jordan's documentary, the stories he was creating.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: The dudes like I didn't even see you the ground.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: I heard you said, good game.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Mit, This is not a reason to be upset your.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Man, you were crazy because you said, what are you
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: talking about? Like that? Though casting directord don'took me once?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: What was your name?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I'll show you like and they don't really need to
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: be like that, but it creates my own fire.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I need to overcome. That's what gives me my power.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I have to be destroying somebody.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: That's why I can never get to the top because
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I just create new and be Jeff Bezos.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Still you think I can't sell the packages. You can't.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: I can't go to space. Got to be a boss.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: You gotta have the people that with you do the
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: dirty work, getting the mud. You know what I'm saying,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Like like like Rob, you get out there, you get them,
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: But once I get there, get them.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: When I get up there, if we give you enough notice,
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I'll get the time to get them.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Because when I get hitting man, it is not a
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: bad premise. That is like a polite killing is the
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: older crime. He'll commit the other one.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: He's like picking up and I'm the killer, not a
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: krimlinal in the you know what I'm saying.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: To a stop before the white line. But I gotta
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: kill you. But he feeds the home with vegan food
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: and ship man, Hey, h many many all right there?
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Kill you in the card again.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get murdered by somebody wearing a car,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: somebody weapons.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Right here.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: That's what we didn't eating not. We don't like the
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: saint kind of you know, like he's the opposite of Franklins.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: He's the light skinned, well us polite.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Seeing Rob with the new Jayson checking out a card again,
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: like oh I got that, this one got color proud.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I mean he's wearing it with a white tea. That's
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: absolutely all right.
• 42:13
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• 42:15
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• 42:18
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• 42:28
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  Speaker 3: You just remember he was like, oh, I met the
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• 42:45
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• 42:47
  Speaker 1: If you want to spend stories, we usually talk about them,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: but today we talked about We didn't do talking about
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• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Otherwise you just pull up for the hangout. It's is
• 43:00
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  Speaker 1: be there. Electricians hit up uh in the commons electrical.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: You're gonna do, cut the power off to the breaker
• 43:12
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• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Email Keishad Alabama is so fun. You should Alabama And
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