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- 0:00Speaker 1: On June 2, 1942, Suspense presented Episode 4, Wet Saturday.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Harold Medford adapted John Collier's short story for radio, with
- 0:10Speaker 1: Charles Vanda directing and producing. Clarence Derwent stars as Frederick Princey,
- 0:17Speaker 1: head of a family gathered in their rain-bound English country
- 0:20Speaker 1: house as a serious household crisis puts pressure on the Princeys.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Joan Loring is Millicent Princey, and Barry Kroger is heard
- 0:29Speaker 1: as Sergeant Yancey and Constable Mountain. The arrival of Captain
- 0:34Speaker 1: Smollett adds another presence to the troubled house and its
- 0:37Speaker 1: village surroundings. From the CBS radio network, this early suspense
- 0:43Speaker 1: broadcast brings us a country house setting and a family
- 0:47Speaker 1: in conflict. We now take you back to the original broadcast.
- 0:58Speaker 2: The Columbia Network takes pleasure in bringing you.
- 1:02Speaker 4: Suspense. Suspense.
- 1:16Speaker 2: A new series of programs with one strict purpose in view.
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- 1:21Speaker 2: Each week at this time, CBS sets aside 30 minutes
- 1:24Speaker 2: to excite you, to mystify you, and on occasion to
- 1:27Speaker 2: horrify you with a catalog of the world's great thrillers.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Dramas from the stage and screen, from fiction and radio.
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- 1:37Speaker 4: Suspense.
- 1:47Speaker 2: This, the second offering of a new series, is a
- 1:49Speaker 2: unique one. Certainly, it is one of the very few
- 1:52Speaker 2: pieces of suspense literature that somehow manages to tickle your
- 1:56Speaker 2: funny bone while busily engaged in tingling your spine. Make
- 2:00Speaker 2: no mistake, though, nobody's kidding. CBS presents its adaptation of
- 2:07Speaker 2: John Collier's well-known short story.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Wet Saturday. Yes, it's a wet Saturday. Never saw it
- 2:27Speaker 4: rain harder. I'm Princey, Frederick Princey, just an ordinary family man.
- 2:34Speaker 4: I have a son, a daughter, and a wife. I
- 2:37Speaker 4: might be out golfing now if it hadn't been for
- 2:39Speaker 4: the rain. I'm Mrs. Princey.
- 2:41Speaker 3: I plan to drive over to the nurseries this afternoon
- 2:43Speaker 3: for some arbutus.
- 2:44Speaker 4: The borders, you know, but.
- 2:47Speaker 5: Oh, the whole lot of them make me sick. Yes,
- 2:50Speaker 5: I'm George, son of an heir. I had a date
- 2:53Speaker 5: to go punting.
- 2:55Speaker 4: Punting.
- 2:56Speaker 5: Couldn't find the blasted punting as well, so... I'm home, too. I.
- 3:02Speaker 4: I'm Millicent. I was going to play croquet.
- 3:07Speaker 6: That's how I happened to have a mallet.
- 3:16Speaker 4: Yes, that's the Princey family. We find them at home. Mrs.
- 3:19Speaker 2: Princey, Millicent, George sprawled on a couch, Mr. Princey biting
- 3:23Speaker 2: on a dry pipe. Their living room is dull and overstuffed.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Rain beats at the windows. They are any middle-class family
- 3:32Speaker 2: at home on a wet day, except for one small item.
- 3:37Speaker 2: As you sit with them in the living room, you
- 3:39Speaker 2: can see through the door to the sun porch a
- 3:41Speaker 2: pair of men's feet encased in black boots.
- 3:45Speaker 4: They look like the feet of a curate. There's a
- 3:48Speaker 4: tenseness in the room.
- 3:50Speaker 2: The air is charged with excitement, but the feet are
- 3:54Speaker 2: very still.
- 3:56Speaker 4: Don't keep staring at them. Listen to me, all of you.
- 4:01Speaker 4: Don't you see? They'd hang her. That's what they'd do.
- 4:05Speaker 4: They'd hang her. Oh, Fred, it's too awful. Awful? It's catastrophic.
- 4:11Speaker 4: A supposedly sweet, gentle, intelligent girl, respected, loved by the
- 4:16Speaker 4: whole village, doing a thing like this. Think of the publicity,
- 4:19Speaker 4: the disgrace. You think I'm going to resign from the bench,
- 4:23Speaker 4: the vestry? Sell out and live in some foggy hotel abroad? Oh, no, no. No.
- 4:29Speaker 6: No, I'll kill myself.
- 4:31Speaker 2: I will.
- 4:32Speaker 4: I will. Don't be a fool. Any more than you
- 4:34Speaker 4: have been, the governor of Ames. Be quiet. Wouldn't be
- 4:38Speaker 4: so bad if it were you. Everybody in the village
- 4:41Speaker 4: knows you're not responsible. George. Yes? Get off that couch.
- 4:47Speaker 4: Sit up on your spine. You might be of a
- 4:50Speaker 4: little use here if you could think. Listen, Governor, this
- 4:53Speaker 4: isn't my funeral. Oh, shut up. As long as I
- 4:58Speaker 4: can remember, George, you've been a trial and a tribulation
- 5:02Speaker 4: to me. Oh, I can't stand it. I can't stand it.
- 5:05Speaker 4: You've got to stand it, my dear. And keep that
- 5:09Speaker 4: hysterical note out of your voice. You hear?
- 5:12Speaker 2: Yes.
- 5:14Speaker 4: We, uh... We are talking about the weather. Now, George. Yeah? George,
- 5:23Speaker 4: if he fell down the old well, say, striking his
- 5:28Speaker 4: head several times, what about it, eh? I really don't know, Governor.
- 5:32Speaker 4: What about it? Don't be an ass. I'm asking you
- 5:34Speaker 4: to think. He'd have had to hit the side several
- 5:39Speaker 4: times in 30 or 40 feet and at all the
- 5:43Speaker 4: correct angles. Now... No, I'm afraid not. I'm afraid not.
- 5:52Speaker 4: We'll have to go over it all again, Millicent. Oh, no, Father. No, no.
- 5:57Speaker 4: I couldn't. I couldn't. Millicent, we must go over it
- 6:04Speaker 4: all again. Oh, Fred, you're torturing her.
- 6:07Speaker 5: Oh, face facts, Mater. With him lying there, there's no
- 6:11Speaker 5: use pretending it's a picnic.
- 6:13Speaker 4: They might hang you, Millicent.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Oh.
- 6:16Speaker 4: Oh, stop that shaking. Stop it here. You must stop it.
- 6:20Speaker 6: Just keep your voice quiet.
- 6:23Speaker 4: Listen. We are talking of the weather. Now, we will proceed.
- 6:32Speaker 4: I can't. I can't. Not without boots. Oh, should have
- 6:39Speaker 4: thought of those boots, Millie. I'm not moving them. Oh,
- 6:43Speaker 4: sit up, George. Stop shuffling your feet. Now, Millicent, look
- 6:49Speaker 4: at me. Answer me truthfully, you hear? Answer me. You
- 6:55Speaker 4: were in the croquet court. Who knew you were in
- 7:00Speaker 4: love with this wretched curate? Who? The whole village. They've
- 7:05Speaker 4: been sniggering about it at the pub for three years past. Ah,
- 7:08Speaker 4: what a filthy mess. Millicent, we continue. You were on
- 7:14Speaker 4: the croquet court?
- 7:15Speaker 5: Yes.
- 7:16Speaker 4: You were putting the croquet set into its box? Yes.
- 7:22Speaker 6: It was starting to rain. I was carrying the balls
- 7:26Speaker 6: and mallets into the sun porch.
- 7:28Speaker 4: The box was there. You heard someone enter the garden
- 7:33Speaker 4: gate and come across the yard?
- 7:35Speaker 2: Yes.
- 7:37Speaker 4: Could you see who it was? Oh, not at first.
- 7:40Speaker 4: I was going into the sun porch.
- 7:43Speaker 6: I threw down all the mallets but the red one
- 7:46Speaker 6: and turned around.
- 7:47Speaker 4: It was Withers?
- 7:50Speaker 3: Yes.
- 7:52Speaker 4: So you called him? Yes. Loudly? Did you call him loudly?
- 7:57Speaker 4: Could anyone have heard?
- 7:59Speaker 6: No, Father, I'm sure not. I didn't really call him.
- 8:02Speaker 6: I just spoke his name. He saw me as I
- 8:06Speaker 6: went to the door. He just waved his hand and
- 8:09Speaker 6: came over.
- 8:10Speaker 4: How can I find out from you whether there was
- 8:13Speaker 4: anywhere about... whether he could have been seen? I'm sure not, Father. I'm...
- 8:18Speaker 4: I'm quite sure. So, you both went into the sun porch. Yes.
- 8:24Speaker 4: It was raining hard then. What did he say? He said, hello, Millie.
- 8:30Speaker 6: And excuse his coming in the back way, but he
- 8:33Speaker 6: set out to walk over to Liston.
- 8:35Speaker 4: Yes.
- 8:36Speaker 6: And he said, passing the park, he'd.
- 8:39Speaker 4: Seen the house.
- 8:40Speaker 6: suddenly thought of me. And he thought he'd just look
- 8:44Speaker 6: in for a moment.
- 8:46Speaker 5: He.
- 8:48Speaker 6: He had something to tell me.
- 8:50Speaker 4: Go on. He said he was so happy, he wanted
- 8:54Speaker 4: me to share it.
- 8:56Speaker 6: He'd heard from the bishop he was to have a vicarage.
- 8:59Speaker 6: And it wasn't only that. It meant he could marry.
- 9:03Speaker 6: And then he began to stutter and get all confused.
- 9:09Speaker 6: And of course, I thought he meant me.
- 9:13Speaker 4: Don't tell me what you thought. Tell me exactly what
- 9:16Speaker 4: he said. Nothing else. Well... Well... Oh, dear. Oh, stop crying.
- 9:24Speaker 4: It's a luxury you can no longer afford. Tell me
- 9:27Speaker 4: what happened. He said no. He said it... It wasn't me.
- 9:36Speaker 6: It's Ella Brackton Davis.
- 9:39Speaker 4: And... And he was sorry and... And all that.
- 9:45Speaker 6: Then he went to go.
- 9:47Speaker 4: And then? I went mad. He turned his back.
- 9:53Speaker 6: I had the red mallet of the croquet fit in
- 9:54Speaker 6: my hand. I forgot to drop it in the box
- 9:57Speaker 6: when he came. I.
- 10:00Speaker 4: or scream? I mean, as you hit him? No.
- 10:03Speaker 6: No, I'm sure I didn't.
- 10:06Speaker 4: Did he? Come on, speak up. No, Father. And then?
- 10:10Speaker 4: I threw it down. I came straight in here. I
- 10:14Speaker 4: went to look for Mother. My poor baby. No. No,
- 10:20Speaker 4: I won't leave the child alone, Fred. Not such a child, Mater. Millie,
- 10:25Speaker 4: I had no idea you had... Keep quiet. I'm thinking.
- 10:31Speaker 4: You see, George, he probably told people he was going
- 10:36Speaker 4: to Liston. Certainly no one knows he came here, for
- 10:40Speaker 4: he didn't decide until he crossed the park. He might
- 10:44Speaker 4: have been attacked in the woods... We must consider every detail.
- 10:50Speaker 4: A curate with his head battered in. Don't, Father. Don't.
- 10:54Speaker 4: A curate, head battered in. Now, who would want to
- 11:01Speaker 4: kill with us? Who'd kill with us? Well, I would
- 11:04Speaker 4: with pleasure. How'd you do, Mrs. Princey?
- 11:06Speaker 6: Captain, Captain Smart.
- 11:08Speaker 4: Oh, sit down, pray. Mustn't get up for me, Mrs. Princey.
- 11:11Speaker 4: You either, Millicent. My word. Just being neighborly on a
- 11:14Speaker 4: bad day. I wanted to ask you about those dahlia bulbs, Princey.
- 11:18Speaker 4: Took a shortcut on account of the rain and walked
- 11:21Speaker 4: right in. Knew you wouldn't mind. Oh, he heard you, Father.
- 11:27Speaker 4: My dear, we can all have our little jokes. Don't
- 11:31Speaker 4: pretend to be shocked. This way, Smollett. This care, facing
- 11:36Speaker 4: the fireplace. Sit down, Mother.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Just straightening the curtains to the sun porch, dear. It
- 11:42Speaker 3: looks so gloomy out there. Might as well shut the
- 11:44Speaker 3: rain out.
- 11:45Speaker 4: Just talking about a little theoretical cure at killing, Smollett.
- 11:50Speaker 4: You know, young people these days like thrillers. Personicide. Justifiable personicide.
- 11:56Speaker 4: Have you heard about Ella Bragdon, Davis? I should be
- 12:00Speaker 4: most properly laughed at. Why? Why should you be laughed at, Smollett? Oh,
- 12:06Speaker 4: and a shot in that direction myself. They have said yes, too.
- 12:11Speaker 4: Haven't you heard? She told most people. Now it'll look
- 12:15Speaker 4: as if I got turned down for a white rat
- 12:18Speaker 4: in a dog collar. Oh, too bad. Oh, fortune of war. Yes,
- 12:25Speaker 4: fortune of war. Odd how it happens, isn't it? Sit down, Smollett. Millicent,
- 12:34Speaker 4: console Captain Smollett with your best light conversation. You too, Mother.
- 12:39Speaker 4: George and I have something to look at outside. There's
- 12:41Speaker 4: this rain, you know, very bad, very bad.
- 12:44Speaker 1: Come, George.
- 12:45Speaker 4: Right-o, Governor. Maybe we'll need raincoats, what? Oh, I don't
- 12:49Speaker 4: think so. Just make yourself at home, Smollett. Make yourself
- 12:53Speaker 4: at home. A cigarette, Captain Smollett? Thank you, thank you. Oh,
- 12:58Speaker 4: nasty day to be going out. It's something about the
- 13:01Speaker 4: old well. Just off the Sunforge door, you know.
- 13:03Speaker 3: This terrible sudden weather seems to have loosened some of
- 13:06Speaker 3: the stones.
- 13:07Speaker 4: Oh, too bad. Dash too bad. Spoils the tennis and croquet,
- 13:11Speaker 4: I mean, a day like this. Doesn't it, Millie? Doesn't it, Millie? Oh, yes,
- 13:17Speaker 4: it does.
- 13:17Speaker 6: She was practicing out on the croquet court earlier, but... Oh,
- 13:21Speaker 6: do pull your chair nearer the fire, Captain.
- 13:23Speaker 3: It was so damp, we thought it would be cozy
- 13:25Speaker 3: to light it.
- 13:25Speaker 6: Thank you, I'm quite comfortable. I, uh, I hope you
- 13:31Speaker 6: don't feel too bad about Anna Davis.
- 13:34Speaker 4: Can't always win. Can't see, though, what you women see
- 13:38Speaker 4: in these bloodless clerics. Oh, I always thought Mr.
- 13:41Speaker 6: Withers was, uh, is a very charming man.
- 13:44Speaker 4: I'd agree, but why should anyone want to marry him?
- 13:47Speaker 4: You wouldn't want to marry him, would you, Millie? Not now.
- 13:51Speaker 4: That is, I... Are you... Oh... Oh, no, of course not. Smollett. Yes, yes, Princey.
- 14:01Speaker 4: Good Lord, man, you come in all of a sudden. Yes,
- 14:05Speaker 4: I did. Oh, don't mind this old double-barreled shotgun. Been
- 14:11Speaker 4: working on it. Smollett, may I have your attention for
- 14:15Speaker 4: a minute? There's something on the sun porch I'd like
- 14:19Speaker 4: to show you. Why, yes. Yes, of course. Smollett. Smollett.
- 14:24Speaker 4: George and I went out to see if we could
- 14:27Speaker 4: shoot some rats which have been driven out of the
- 14:29Speaker 4: old well by the high water. Afraid they might get
- 14:32Speaker 4: into the house. Now you must listen to me very carefully.
- 14:38Speaker 4: Very carefully or you will be shot by accident. Princey,
- 14:45Speaker 4: what's got into you? You heard me ask as you
- 14:48Speaker 4: came in who would kill with us. You also heard
- 14:53Speaker 4: Millicent make a comment, an unguarded comment. Well, what of it?
- 14:58Speaker 4: Very little. Unless you were to hear that Withers had
- 15:03Speaker 4: met a violent end this very afternoon. And that, my
- 15:08Speaker 4: dear Smollett, is what you are going to hear. What? Withers? Yes.
- 15:16Speaker 4: Who killed him? Millicent. Yes, it's a mess. And of course,
- 15:24Speaker 4: you would have remembered and guessed. Maybe, yes. Yes, I
- 15:30Speaker 4: suppose I should. Therefore, you constitute a problem. Why did
- 15:35Speaker 4: she kill him? Oh, it's one of those disgusting things. Pitiable, too.
- 15:40Speaker 4: She deluded herself that he was in love with her.
- 15:42Speaker 4: Good heavens, Billy. Oh, yes, of course. I see. He
- 15:48Speaker 4: had told her about the Davis girl. I understand. Now,
- 15:52Speaker 4: I have no wish, as you will comprehend, that she
- 15:55Speaker 4: should be proved either a lunatic or a murderess. I
- 15:57Speaker 4: could hardly go on living here after that. I suppose not.
- 16:01Speaker 4: On the other hand, you know about it. Yes, I
- 16:05Speaker 4: see that makes me a problem. You're wondering if I
- 16:09Speaker 4: could keep my mouth shut. If I promised... I am
- 16:12Speaker 4: wondering if I could believe you. But if I promised...
- 16:15Speaker 4: If things went smoothly, yes. But not if there was
- 16:18Speaker 4: any sort of suspicion, any questioning. You would be afraid
- 16:22Speaker 4: of being an accessory. Why, I don't know. I do.
- 16:27Speaker 4: What are we going to do? I can't see anything else.
- 16:31Speaker 4: You'd never be a fool enough to do me in.
- 16:34Speaker 4: You can't get rid of two corpses. Oh, I regard
- 16:38Speaker 4: it as a better risk than the other. It could
- 16:41Speaker 4: be an accident. Or you and Withers could both disappear.
- 16:47Speaker 4: There are possibilities in that. Listen, you can't... I can,
- 16:52Speaker 4: but there may be a way out. There is. Smollett,
- 16:56Speaker 4: you gave it to me yourself. I... I did what?
- 17:00Speaker 4: You said you would kill Withers. You have a motive. Oh,
- 17:04Speaker 4: look here. I was joking. Of course you saw that.
- 17:07Speaker 4: You are always joking. Listen, Smollett... I can't trust you.
- 17:13Speaker 4: You must trust me, else I will kill you now
- 17:16Speaker 4: in the next minute. I mean that. You can choose
- 17:20Speaker 4: between dying and living. Go on. Now, there's the old
- 17:24Speaker 4: well just outside the Sun Porch door. That's where I'm
- 17:27Speaker 4: going to put Withers. No one outside knows he has
- 17:30Speaker 4: come up here this afternoon. No one will ever look
- 17:32Speaker 4: there for him unless you tell them. You must give
- 17:36Speaker 4: me evidence that you have murdered Withers. I murdered him?
- 17:40Speaker 4: Why do you want that? So that I shall be
- 17:42Speaker 4: dead sure that you will never open your lips on
- 17:45Speaker 4: the subject. I see. What evidence? George, hit him in
- 17:52Speaker 4: the face. Sure. George, don't. Keep out of this.
- 17:57Speaker 5: Captain, you should be more careful. Look what your teeth
- 18:00Speaker 5: did to my knuckles.
- 18:02Speaker 4: Again, George. Okay. Keep quiet. You women keep out of this.
- 18:09Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Smollett, but there must be traces of a
- 18:13Speaker 4: struggle between you and with us. Then it will not
- 18:16Speaker 4: be altogether safe for you to go to the police.
- 18:19Speaker 4: But can't you take my word, man? I will when
- 18:23Speaker 4: we are finished. George.
- 18:25Speaker 5: Yes?
- 18:26Speaker 4: Get the croquet mallet. Right, Governor. Take your handkerchief to it.
- 18:29Speaker 4: In there on the sun porch floor. Yeah.
- 18:33Speaker 2: Yes.
- 18:34Speaker 4: I got it, Governor. There, Captain. There's the weapon. As
- 18:39Speaker 4: I told you, Smollett. Now, you'll just grasp the end
- 18:44Speaker 4: that mashed Withers' head. I shall shoot you if you don't. But,
- 18:49Speaker 4: good Lord, you can't. All right. There. That's it. Now
- 18:56Speaker 4: deposit it out by the side of the house. Out
- 18:58Speaker 4: of the rain, of course. No. Wait, George. What? First,
- 19:03Speaker 4: you'd better pull a few hairs out of his head
- 19:07Speaker 4: and put them under the nails of Withers' right hand. Prince,
- 19:10Speaker 4: have you gone mad? Do you know what you're doing?
- 19:13Speaker 4: With this gun? Yes. Go ahead, George.
- 19:17Speaker 5: Sorry to mush your hair up, Captain.
- 19:20Speaker 4: Shut up, Smollett. There. That's all we need. Now for Withers,
- 19:24Speaker 4: and we'll fix it right up. Be right with you, Governor. Smollett,
- 19:30Speaker 4: you may turn around. Withers is just there in the
- 19:34Speaker 4: sun porch. Draw back the curtain. Good Lord, Princey. Yes, messy.
- 19:45Speaker 4: But we'll get him fixed up. Now you, Smollett, you've
- 19:48Speaker 4: just got to drag him... through the door and dump
- 19:51Speaker 4: him in the old well. Just beyond the door, Captain.
- 19:55Speaker 4: I won't touch him. I won't.
- 19:57Speaker 2: All right.
- 19:58Speaker 4: Stand aside. Out of range, George. Right. Only one place
- 20:01Speaker 4: I want this bullet to go. Father. Father. Keep quiet.
- 20:05Speaker 4: My aim's none too good.
- 20:06Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
- 20:07Speaker 4: Wait a minute. That's... Better, Smollett. Much better. Go on now.
- 20:15Speaker 4: In here. You'll have to take him outside. By the
- 20:18Speaker 4: shoulders ought to do it, Captain. Keep quiet, George. Go on, Smollett.
- 20:24Speaker 4: Go on. You've seen dead men before. Drag him. Drag him.
- 20:31Speaker 4: I'll just hold the gun here to make sure that
- 20:35Speaker 4: everything goes all right.
- 20:45Speaker 6: Oh, Mother, come away from the dealing window, dear.
- 20:47Speaker 4: Don't look.
- 20:48Speaker 6: But, Captain Smollett, your father is a very resourceful man,
- 20:51Speaker 6: isn't he?
- 20:52Speaker 4: I'm sure what he's doing is right. But the captain,
- 20:54Speaker 4: I can't... I can't stand it. You mustn't question your
- 20:58Speaker 4: dear father.
- 21:00Speaker 5: I say, are you two still at it? There's enough
- 21:03Speaker 5: trouble around here without blubbering.
- 21:05Speaker 4: I'm not blubbering, George.
- 21:06Speaker 1: So you see, Smollett, everything is perfect.
- 21:12Speaker 4: They never look in our way. Do you see how
- 21:15Speaker 4: safe it is? I guess it is. Oh, good heavens, man.
- 21:20Speaker 4: You're dripping wet. Why didn't you slip your raincoat on?
- 21:24Speaker 4: Tea ready, my dear? In just a minute, dear. I'll
- 21:27Speaker 4: ring for Bridget. Exactly what you need, Smollett. Cup of tea.
- 21:31Speaker 4: Best thing in the world to ward off a cold.
- 21:34Speaker 4: Sit down, won't you? Don't mind getting the chair wet. Cigarette? Cigarette?
- 21:40Speaker 4: Help yourself. I stick to my pipe, you know. Funny how.
- 21:44Speaker 6: Everything's hot, ma'am.
- 21:46Speaker 4: Oh, Bridget, yes. Put the tray in front of me here,
- 21:48Speaker 4: on the table. Yes, ma'am. That's it. I say, Captain,
- 21:51Speaker 4: you've gone and cut your lip. I just knocked it. Oh,
- 21:55Speaker 4: how dreadful. Here, Bridget. Yes, ma'am. Take the captain this cup. No, no,
- 22:01Speaker 4: thank you. I rather think I'll be running along now,
- 22:04Speaker 4: if you don't mind. Why, Captain Smollett, without an inch,
- 22:11Speaker 4: if I could just have my raincoat. Oh, I'll get
- 22:14Speaker 4: it for you, Captain. Oh, this is very distressing, Smollett, very.
- 22:18Speaker 4: I'll be all right presently, I'm sure. Here we are now.
- 22:22Speaker 4: Let me help you. Thank you. Thank you, young man. There.
- 22:26Speaker 4: Better go out the front way, Smollett. The walk is dry. Oh,
- 22:29Speaker 4: let me hold the door for you, Captain. Don't worry,
- 22:32Speaker 4: old fellow. Don't worry at all.
- 22:34Speaker 2: Oh, no, I.
- 22:35Speaker 4: I don't know what to do. Nothing serious, I imagine.
- 22:41Speaker 4: A little rest and he'll be as right as rain.
- 22:44Speaker 4: By the way, Millicent, you're not looking any too well.
- 22:50Speaker 4: was that croak he caught. Being outdoors in weather like
- 22:52Speaker 4: this is simply foolhardy. The mate is right, Millie.
- 22:55Speaker 5: You saw what happened to Captain Smollett.
- 22:58Speaker 4: Come along, dear.
- 22:59Speaker 3: I shall give you a hot foot bath and put
- 23:01Speaker 3: you to bed.
- 23:02Speaker 6: And a couple of days in bed and you'll be
- 23:04Speaker 6: fine again.
- 23:05Speaker 4: Get plenty of rest, Millicent, and don't worry about a thing.
- 23:09Speaker 4: That's the best cure. Well, I guess I'll have a
- 23:13Speaker 4: little rest too, Governor. It's a fine afternoon for a nap.
- 23:18Speaker 4: Indeed it is, son. Well, enjoy yourself. I'll see you later.
- 23:24Speaker 4: I'll see you all later. Your number, please. Oh. Would
- 23:45Speaker 4: you get me the police station, please? Police station? Right away, sir.
- 23:57Speaker 4: Police headquarters, Sergeant Yancey speaking. Oh, hello, Sergeant. This is
- 24:02Speaker 4: Princey of Abbots Road. I believe you know me. Oh,
- 24:05Speaker 4: indeed I do, Mr. Princey. Sergeant, a horrible thing has
- 24:08Speaker 4: just happened. Quite extraordinary. Murder, in fact. Murder? I'm afraid
- 24:13Speaker 4: it looks rather bad for a close friend of ours, unfortunately.
- 24:18Speaker 4: We saw him do it. I think you'd better send
- 24:20Speaker 4: someone over right away.
- 24:21Speaker 2: Our man should be there right about now, Mr.
- 24:23Speaker 4: Princey. I beg your pardon? I say, our man should
- 24:28Speaker 4: be there now. Constable Martin has his post right below
- 24:32Speaker 4: your house there. Just rang in. Seems Captain Smollett was
- 24:36Speaker 4: with him. Captain Smollett? He reported some rather queer goings-on
- 24:42Speaker 4: at your place, but I certainly didn't understand it was murder.
- 24:46Speaker 4: Just don't touch anything, Mr. Princey. And don't worry. Don't
- 24:51Speaker 4: worry at all. No. No, no, no. I won't, Sergeant.
- 24:56Speaker 4: Thank you. Governor! Governor, where are you? I'm right here.
- 25:04Speaker 4: Stop shouting. We have some visitors, Governor.
- 25:08Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
- 25:09Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I can see that. Well, Constable, good afternoon.
- 25:14Speaker 4: Good afternoon, Mr. Prince. And Smollett, I say, what a
- 25:19Speaker 4: remarkable fellow you are, coming back like this. Here to
- 25:23Speaker 4: reenact the crime? Only the one against me, Princey. The
- 25:26Speaker 4: one against the curate I'll leave to you people. Extraordinary
- 25:30Speaker 4: sense of humor. Mr. Princey, I just had a look
- 25:32Speaker 4: at what's in your well. Not a pretty sight, that.
- 25:35Speaker 4: Not pretty at all. Yes, Captain Smollett was thorough, if
- 25:39Speaker 4: nothing else. You saw him when he did it, sir,
- 25:41Speaker 4: out in the back?
- 25:41Speaker 5: No, quite.
- 25:43Speaker 4: We were just returning from a walk. Smollett evidently had
- 25:45Speaker 4: been laying for the curate, hiding out in those bushes
- 25:48Speaker 4: by the road, I imagine. He was never inside this house? Never. Never?
- 25:52Speaker 4: And you say, Captain? I say that while I was
- 25:55Speaker 4: inside this house, a guest of the family, I was
- 25:58Speaker 4: coerced into dragging the curate's body outside and dumping it
- 26:01Speaker 4: in the well. Well, there we are. Not entirely, Constable.
- 26:06Speaker 4: I'll just remove my raincoat. There. And demonstrate how damp
- 26:10Speaker 4: I got my clothes when I went outside without it. No.
- 26:15Speaker 4: That's interesting, isn't it? Quite. He undoubtedly removed his coat
- 26:20Speaker 4: at some point between here and your post. I might
- 26:22Speaker 4: as well tell you that his weapon, a red crookie mallet,
- 26:25Speaker 4: is out by the side of the house. I shouldn't
- 26:27Speaker 4: be at all surprised, but that you'd find his fingerprints
- 26:30Speaker 4: all over it. All over the end of the mallet, Constable.
- 26:33Speaker 4: The end that mashed withers his head. and not the
- 26:36Speaker 4: end I'd have had to grasp in order to do
- 26:39Speaker 4: the mashing. Governor! That's a decent try, Smollett, but it
- 26:43Speaker 4: won't work. There must be other evidences, Constable. You'll undoubtedly
- 26:47Speaker 4: find them when you examine the body. He means my
- 26:49Speaker 4: hair under Withers' nails. Well, sir, if you look carefully,
- 26:53Speaker 4: I believe you'll find a few of my precious hairs
- 26:56Speaker 4: under his son's nails, too. Here, what have you tried?
- 26:59Speaker 4: Shut up! Constable, this is an utter waste of time.
- 27:02Speaker 4: So far as the violent struggle between Smollett and Withers
- 27:04Speaker 4: is concerned, Smollett's face speaks for itself. Quite eloquently, I believe. Oh,
- 27:09Speaker 4: but no more eloquently than your son's knuckles. As you see, Constable,
- 27:13Speaker 4: a fresh abrasion. He did that on my teeth. Or
- 27:16Speaker 4: did he? What? I say, or did he? He might
- 27:22Speaker 4: have done that on Withers' teeth.
- 27:27Speaker 5: Oh, I see.
- 27:29Speaker 4: I see what you mean. But I didn't. Governor, he
- 27:32Speaker 4: said I... Oh, keep still, you nitwit. Let me think.
- 27:35Speaker 4: Let me think. As a matter of fact, George, the
- 27:38Speaker 4: more I think of it, the more I'm convinced it
- 27:40Speaker 4: was your voice I heard. Quite a vigorous quarrel. Something
- 27:43Speaker 4: about the curate jilting your sister. Oh, don't be ridiculous, Smollett.
- 27:48Speaker 4: Very well, Princey. If your son didn't do it, who did?
- 27:52Speaker 4: That's what I'd like to know. How about it, Mr. Princey? Well, that...
- 27:57Speaker 4: that is a sticker, all right. George, my boy, it
- 28:02Speaker 4: looks like you're elected. Elected? What do you mean? I
- 28:06Speaker 4: didn't do it. I had nothing to do... Keep your
- 28:08Speaker 4: mouth shut, will you? I won't. I'm not going to
- 28:10Speaker 4: take the blame for her. Millie did it. She did
- 28:12Speaker 4: it with that mallet I saw. You could prove that?
- 28:15Speaker 4: Prove it? I... I... Yes. Her fingerprints on the mallet.
- 28:19Speaker 4: The handle. Why, George, don't you remember when you made
- 28:22Speaker 4: me touch the mallet? When you picked it up with
- 28:24Speaker 4: your handkerchief? No, I... George, I'm sure you wiped that
- 28:26Speaker 4: handle clean. Oh, well, I could hardly expect you to
- 28:29Speaker 4: remember that if you can't even remember killing the curate. Governor, I...
- 28:33Speaker 4: I told you to keep still. But, Governor, you're not
- 28:37Speaker 4: going to turn me over. As long as I can remember, George...
- 28:41Speaker 4: You've been a trial and a tribulation to me. Governor, I...
- 28:45Speaker 4: You shouldn't have done it, son. You really shouldn't. No, George,
- 28:50Speaker 4: that was definitely wrong. I say, Princey, I think I'll
- 28:54Speaker 4: have that cup of tea after all. Nothing like it
- 28:57Speaker 4: in weather like this.
- 29:02Speaker 2: Wet Saturday, from the short story by John Collier. You
- 29:07Speaker 2: have just heard the second in Columbia's new series, a
- 29:10Speaker 2: series designed to bring you the best in thrill entertainment.
- 29:13Speaker 2: Outstanding dramas from the field of fiction and radio, stage
- 29:17Speaker 2: and screen. Dramas of pure suspense. This Columbia feature is
- 29:34Speaker 2: produced and directed by Charles Vanda, with script by Harold.
- 29:38Speaker 4: Bedford, and scored by... by Bernard Herman.
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- 30:02Speaker 1: This concludes Suspense Wet Saturday. Thank you for joining us
- 30:05Speaker 1: for this early CBS Radio Network broadcast.