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Listener's CRAZY confession! #11 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_00: Here comes your shout with Jay and Braden.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_00: Hey guys, welcome back to Your Shout, the podcast with Jay and Braden, episode 11.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: We are back for another one, mate.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: Hey guys, how are you doing?
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: And uh hopefully Braden sounds a lot better than last podcast.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: I talked to the management and I said, I can't believe they gave me a because you for the people that listen to it, okay, Brayden's microphone ended up being broken and it needs to get fixed.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: So I said, Look, I need to be like, we need to one up ourselves.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: And they said, why don't you just use the other studio and use the actual radio mics we go to live on air?
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: So there we are, mate.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: We sound crystal clear.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: We do.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: It sounds so good.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: We do sound good, don't we?
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and the headphones feel unreal.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: Mate, we feel like we're professionals right now and we don't even get paid for it, and we don't even have to pay for any of this stuff.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: Just whipped his big dick on the table like, I need big ones.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: You're like, give it to me right now.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: Um now, mate, I want to talk about this.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: Um, you j you just walked in here, one of your mates, oh Juzzy.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone knows Justin on the podcast, right?
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: And oh buddy's been fucking caught with his phone in his hand, laying on his leg, right?
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: And he sends me Dude, it is like twelve hundred and fifty bucks and four demero points.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_00: What I knew was I didn't know it was that expensive.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, that is fucking Can I just be honest with you?
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_00: The photo, he had it in plain sight.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: He wasn't even hiding.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: He wasn't even hiding at all.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: I because I thought he was gonna um send it to me because of the new rules of obviously the um um the whole like new car rules.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, new car rules.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: I thought that's what uh he was saying when she's like, dude, I got caught like not even actually holding it, just using it on the dash or something.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: Right, he was proper holding it.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: The fucking bitch was holding it.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: Like what an idiot, man.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: Four demerit points, too.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: So imagine if you're on your peas, that's gone.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: You are you're on good peas.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he is on his peas.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no!
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: So and dude, he he's gotta use his car for work, so I reckon he's probably gonna do uh what is it, good behaviour.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: My mate um Oscar, um, I really should call him a bub about his good behaviour because he had to go on good behavior for one year.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_00: Um it's gotta suck.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_00: We I've had a couple of mates that do it, and it's gotta suck.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: It does.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: Um I've touched what I haven't been on good behavior, but he says like you really just gotta be so careful because you've got one point for a whole year.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, that that's that's a lot for one year, you know.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: You can especially when you know they can get you over for speeding for like three K's over, which is just bullshit.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but which is a good segue, mate, because you found out there's actually new rules and they're striking down on it too.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so it's uh you got you're not allowed to have it, so it's basically you can't they've made it so to eliminate any sort of distraction while driving.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because you just said there was another.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: There was a crash the other day that wiped out three body tradies and they're fighting for their life in hospital.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: Shit.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Or because um Well, all of them not paying attention, or only one person was.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: No, they dude, they were waiting, they they were um waiting for the lights to go green for them to walk.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: So they were they're all waiting at the lights to go green to walk, and then this car goes to turn, and then this other car's going straight, and they're almost colliding with each other.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_01: It like just collides with each other to the point where the corolla flips and it just wipes them out.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: Shit.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, bro, bro.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: I hope they're doing alright, but yeah, I just that's that's fucking and so what so do you know these new rules?
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_00: So I know one of them is that like that so you what you can't drink?
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: Can't drink, eat.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously, I I have a feeling it'd be I'm pretty sure one of them would be smoking.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: I heard heard that.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_00: I think I think that was illegal if you had kids in the car.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it is illegal kids in the car.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: It is illegal all the time.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_00: Which I think for a person that like, and I'm guessing that is it do you reckon that's fitting vapes?
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, probably.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, because what's it people that have been, I mean, um what's it?
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_01: There's so many people that have been uh fined because they the cameras think it's an actual phone when they've gone.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: But uh like I know it is a rule that you can't you can't have dairies in your car like smoking them and you can't throw them out.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, I think that's always big.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's true.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's been a big thing.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well that causes bushfires.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's what causes bushfires.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, so the other ones are yeah, eating, drinking, smoking.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: You so you can't ridiculous rules, you can't have your phone on the dash and touch it.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: Uh stuff like that.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, and I'm pretty sure when I was reading it, it was something about um fucking stupid.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_01: All these new cars come out with their touch screens.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: How the fuck are you gonna use it now with the stupid fucking rules?
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: Most cars now have got digital.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like they cun's like in their land cruises or whatnot, they've just bought a what$200,000 300 series land cruiser, and they can't even use the touch screen because I'm just saying this right now.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_00: If you drive a Tesla, you're fucked.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you are stuck.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: You can't do anything.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: Our poor Uber drivers and all the fucking um push starts and pull starts, dude, they're just oh fucking, they're always on their phones, man.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: Our friends um Brendan and Joe, um, shout out to you guys.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_00: They just bought themselves a new Tesla and they showed us around on the weekend and he was going through the streets and he, you know, because if you've ever driven a Tesla, it's like on rails because all the batteries are down below, so it's like really balanced well.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: And he was going through the in the side streets and he was, you know, giving it some, you know, just seeing what it's like.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_00: And then he slowed down to turn the corner, and right there there was a cop, and he's like, shit, that was close.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_00: He goes, Oh shit.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, if you've ever driven a Tesla, it's like because it's electric, it's instant power.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: It is, yeah.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: I would lose my license because I would not help myself.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_00: If I was at a set of lights and a fooled Falcon P player blocked up next to me, on the floor, on the floor, but you would have revving it as there, and I'd have oh man.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_00: And you just look at your car and go, why wouldn't I do it, officer?
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: Why would I not isn't isn't like your like I think when I was at your 21st, me and your dad were talking, your dad's dad, like your pop.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my papa, yeah.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: He's he had a Tesla shirt and he had a Tesla.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's got a Tesla shirt and a Tesla hat, and he he loves technology and it's his favourite thing in the world.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: But before that, I think your dad was telling me he had this unreal car before that.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't remember he's had a lot of cars.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe not.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_01: He said, he said you're like hit like your pop has had like insane cars.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, I said to him, I was like, to go from that to a Tesla, like what happened?
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what happened?
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_00: I I I'm surprised because um I thought I knew he was gonna get himself a toy and I knew it was gonna be a car of some sort, but I actually didn't realize it was gonna be a Tesla.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was gonna be because he loves the supercars, I thought it was gonna be like a Ford Mustang or something.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: When I saw it rocked up a Tesla, I was like, okay, interesting, because he loves his technology, but I'm like, it's nothing that I thought he would go for.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: But 100%.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but those new car wheels, and they're really strong.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, did you?
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_00: I I don't know if you saw this, and I was hoping that you didn't.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_00: And by the sounds of it, you haven't brought up.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_00: Have you seen the new car rule where if they catch you having sex in the car?
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I saw this.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_00: If you get caught having sex in a car in a public space in a park or in a you know, somewhere in a car where it's public, take a guess how much the fine is.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_01: Easy two grand.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: Easy, maybe two and a half.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, two grand on the dot.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_00: Two grand for having sex in your car in a public space.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: Dude.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't know how much the points are because I I don't know if the points because it's not really technically driving, but I think that because it's you're doing it technically still in a public space.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_00: Two grandfather.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_00: It goes for the partner, a thousand dollars each.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm thinking, what is if you're having a threesome?
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_00: Is that three grand?
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_00: And who pays that?
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_00: Do you like?
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_00: Do we split this or so?
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_00: What is it?
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like you go on a date or you like you're with some shield and you're like, oh, we should just really get it on.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_01: And you've got to think, is she worth a thousand bucks?
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna give and that that's the thing?
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_00: It's like who's getting charged for that?
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_00: And are you both splitting it?
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_00: Or is the girl gonna be like, or the guy gonna be like, see you later?
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like if I pay this fine, am I getting more afterwards, or what's happening?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, that's crazy.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_01: Two grand.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_00: Two grand each.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, the inflation at the moment, man.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_00: They really know how to sting us, don't they?
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_01: They do, they know how to make us poor.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're killing us at a prime time.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_00: Imagine that.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_00: An officer pulls you up and goes, mate, you could always cut it out.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm sorry, but if I was a cop, oh and clearly, let's say you're driving past, okay, and you see a car, you see a red people, okay, and you can be like, okay, you know what's going on.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't even have the balls to go knock on that window and just be like, oh guys, break it up.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_00: Or would you, on the other hand, be like, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna bust these guys?
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I reckon it'd be funny.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'd just like pull up behind them.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I do.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_01: Pull up behind them, hit the lights.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_00: You just yes, and you just see you just see them, and I just see all the clothes come back on.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_01: Knock on the window, knock on the window.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_01: License and registration, please.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_01: So, what are you guys doing this afternoon on this lovely night?
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, we'll we'll just here just watching uh oh okay, all right, yeah.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_01: I reckon I reckon it would fuck with their head so bad.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, dude.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_00: What did that fuck with your head?
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you would that would be the awkwardest drive home ever.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_00: Like you that would not nothing would ever kill the mood than hearing whoop whoop, and then just for a split second, seeing those red and blue flashing lights, you'd be like, I would go so soft so quick.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I think I might shit myself for a little bit too.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, oh fuck, shit.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you wouldn't.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: I reckon I'd probably fall over in the car trying to like, yeah.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, oh my god.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, it's funny as fuck.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_00: Uh we've got a little getaway weekend coming up, mate.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, I am so keen.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like that weekend, yeah.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_01: After that, I've got Justin's uh camp weekend.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to Oh, you're going back to back.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, so we're going to Malula Bar your weekend.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_01: Work for four or five days, and then for like three or four days going to Double Island.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, awesome.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I can't wait.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_00: Are you guys are you staying where we normally say double island or you want to actually on the beach camping?
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I think no, we're not going where you are.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_01: I think we're going on the beach, but you don't need to go on the beach, so we're just gonna go.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_01: There's two ways to go.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_01: There's a two ways to go to that.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_01: You can go on the beach, which is a scenic route, or you can go just through inland.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_01: So we're just gonna go through inland.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_01: Awesome, mate.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_01: Stuff going on the beach, but yeah, no, mate, that's good.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_00: Now our little get-a-way weekend is coming up.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_00: We've been doing it.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, when was the first time we did?
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_00: How many years ago do you reckon?
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_00: Because it started at double I remember it was my birthday.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_00: Was it my 19th or 20th?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_00: It must have been my 90th.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_00: Do you reckon 20th?
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_01: I think it was your 20th, yeah.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, 20th, okay.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_00: And then we got this massive house and we got all of us joined together.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_00: And then ever since from then, it just became like not really like more for birthdays, it became just like our little weekend getaway.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was, yeah.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_01: It was like, oh, it was a birthday as well.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_01: Let's go.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_00: And it's this is our fourth year, I think, going nearly no, three years going into it now.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and yeah, mate, insane.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_00: Now we couldn't get the Double Island house because I think Kate and I said we have to book it at like the start of the year.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_00: Because we just it was completely and it was.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_00: It's hard to tell who's gonna be going anyway.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_00: If you book it, we kind of get an idea that like a lot of like you you and Naomi were coming and all that because Naomi was saying that that's like really the only holidays you guys really get at that time.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_00: Um Jordan Ethan are normally come up.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I think Oscar's coming.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: He's not, I think he is coming.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_00: He's a bit on the edge because with work and all that, he doesn't know.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, so we're going to Mululabar.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_00: Um, it is technically for Kate's 21st, but it's also for the getaway.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, mate, looking forward to it.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_00: I love Mululabar.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_00: So she's already kind of Kate's a bit of a control freak.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_00: So I put in the group chat.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_00: I made this group chat.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: Um do you remember?
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_00: And I said I was gonna surprise Kate and all that with all these stuff.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_00: Kate kind of no, this is the part that's really fucked up.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_00: Kate kind of caught on because she was like planning stuff.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I had to be like, no, no, don't plan it.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's all right.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_00: And she's like, Gi, if you've planned something, please don't, because she says I'm a control freak and I want to do what I want to do.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, ah shit.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, there's gotta be a way around it, man.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_00: And then she said to me what she wanted to do, and I was like, Are you fucking kidding me?
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's exactly what I just planned you anyway.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: So it was no different than you planning it because it was the exact same thing.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_00: So we're gonna go to this place called the Pavilion.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_00: It's a big, nice setup, it's along the beach and it's got a balcony, so we've booked a table, drinks on there too, and the food there is amazing.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_00: And then I think Kate said there's a little bar around the corner, and it's like a it's like an American-Mexican type bar, and then I've got frozen margaritas and all that end.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: All right, yeah, so I'm looking forward to it.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_00: I love the weekend away when we go together.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_01: I love how we like say it's like a it's a little vacation/slash getaway when every single day all we do is drink.
• 12:38
  unknown: Yeah.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Every minute of every day, I think every single time we're just drank.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_00: But in our defense, like when we go to double island, we go to like those days on the beach and all that.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_00: It is so much like we don't drink all day, but it's those days when we go down the beach and we have a drink, and then we come back and we have some drinks.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_00: Like, we young people, what do you expect from us?
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna have some good time, it's gonna be good fun.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_00: 100%.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: And obviously we've gone to the Mululba beach, so it's a little bit more different, but you know, it'd still be nice.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_00: I love Malulubba.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, nah, Malulba's so good, bro.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, expensive, but we got one for a good cheap price, and we're all staying in the same room, but it's this room is massive.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_00: So it's gonna be good.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_00: I think there's I think there's what?
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: So there's me, Kate, you and Naomi, Jordan, Ethan, Dan and his girlfriend, and Oscar.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_00: So there's eight of us.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_00: So it's gonna be a great weekend away.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I think when the next podcast comes out, I think it's actually when we record it, is the weekend uh that weekend after.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that'll be a good, good recording then.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_00: So hopefully we've got some good content for you guys.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because that's no, the Monday's when we come.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, because yeah, we come back on a Sunday.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we got the Friday, come back the Sunday.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't think so.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_00: I hope so because I haven't taken Monday off.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: Was I meant to take Monday?
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't like I don't think it's the recording weekend.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_01: You don't think it is?
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_01: Because I think that's my swing No, no, it is because it is because you're away.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is because what's it yeah, because Kate was like, oh, it's perfect because it's on my days off.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_01: Because my my mate's one's on my days off.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: So that's right.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: On the Monday, we will be fresh from it.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: Hopefully, we've got some great content.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um, hopefully I'm not jumping into pools again when I'm drunk.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, you're in pools, man.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_01: I know last time I remember jumping in the pool drunk.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't even know how to swim for like five seconds.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, what the fuck do I do?
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_00: When you're drunk and you jump in the pool, you instantly just go right.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: You go into full focus mode.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_00: You're like, don't be a dickhead, you gotta work.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_00: And swim.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's all you need to do.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, so yeah, I reckon the good a weekend's away with just a group of people, it just hits different.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_00: It does, yeah.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's really good.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_00: You're away from work, you've got no responsibilities, you're just there having a good time.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_00: And I that's why I said to Kate, I love the fact that we do this for the last few years now.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_00: It is just a good weekend.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's mint as, yeah.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 100%.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm working New Year's, so I think I'm just gonna maybe sit out this New Year's.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like New Year's is very um, it's like overrated now.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like everyone doesn't get on the hype at New Year's as they used to be.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_00: I get the point.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_01: I get why everyone wants to be on the hype about it and do what they do.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: But at the same time, it's like, you know, it's just like don't get me wrong, when we go to the city and they got the fireworks, you know, they're making a massive deal.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_00: But I feel like no one really like hypes around it much, like, oh, let's do a New Year's party.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's just like, it's like, oh, we're gonna do this for New Year's.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_00: Do you guys want to come?
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_00: Like, it's I don't know.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_00: I feel do you get what I mean?
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_00: Do you feel like a lot of people don't get around the hype as much as you would think for New Year's?
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, 100%.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: I think well, especially for you, I get because you've got to work so that yeah.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, I'm working, I think.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm thing is pretty sure I'm not working.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, so New Year's Eve I think's a public holiday or something.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_01: I think New Year's Day is a public holiday.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_01: New Year's Day is a public holiday, so I don't work New Year's Day.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_01: But the thing is, I don't know if I'm on call.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_01: That's the that's the that's the only problem.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: If I'm on call during New Year's Eve, you know what I mean?
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_01: I can't.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_00: You can't be drinking and then go walk up and then work.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: But I might just have to tell work, like, because they I think they want me on for Christmas, I'm gonna tell them I can't do it, man.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_01: From Christmas to this day, I'm not I'm not doing it.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you've got to have some time off.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_00: That's the thing.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because what was it?
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_01: This whole month, I've actually got a I'm on call out.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: This whole month coming.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_01: So the whole I was it like 18 days or whatever it is I am on this month.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_00: If if when we're away, you could be called out and you have to leave?
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_00: Is that a possibility?
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_01: So if I was on call, oh yeah.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_01: If I was on call when I'm working.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, sorry, yeah.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_00: So uh we I know we talk a lot about your work, but fuck, it is so confused.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how you keep up with it.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_00: I I get confused, and you've told me so many times, and I still get confused.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's just, I don't know, you kind of roll with it.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_00: How did it I know we talked about it, but does Naomi kind of get used to it?
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think she has.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like it honestly kind of feels like a drive-in, like almost like a FIFO type feeling.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's more just drive-in, drive out.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: You must feel you that's when your big dick pops out.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, dude, it's like I work nine days straight and then I get five days off and do whatever the fuck I want to do.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but those five days, is it like does it go quick or are you a bit bored like sometimes and it drags out?
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, uh kind of depends.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like if I get on the bandwagon as soon as it hits 4 30 Friday, it kind of makes it longer, I guess.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_00: Instead of like, oh So what's normally your last day of work?
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: The Friday?
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_01: Friday, yeah.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that would your last Friday going into five days, mate.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_00: I would be lying.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, like, oh no, no, no.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, it would hit your nine days, right?
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_01: So you start your Thursday.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_01: Then you got your Friday, you hit your Thursday, the whole crew's there for Thursday, Friday.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_01: And then we hit Saturday, Sunday.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_01: Saturday, Sunday is peaceful as fuck, like there's no noise in the yard.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's just you, you, you doing your work.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_01: And then it hits Monday.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so once it hits that Monday, bro, that's when shit's like, oh, so Monday.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_01: Because you know you got like four, five days up.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_01: Four, five days, and then it's it stands, and it's the fucking the last, the last hundred yards, basically.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_01: You're on the home stretch, you get the home stretch in the tunnel.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's the one.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: And fucking you hit your Monday, Tuesday, and then when it hits Wednesday, that Tuesday, Wednesday, you're like, oh fuck, because that's like that's your five day mark already.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_01: You're like, oh fuck.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_00: See, like Wednesday for me is like a normal work day.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_00: So when it's hump day, I'm like, I can almost taste the beer in the back of the phone.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, it's almost there.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: But you get the payday's Wednesday.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_01: So like on my payday is Friday.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: On Tuesday, you're like, oh fuck this.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_01: And it hits Wednesday, you're like, oh, yeah, we'll just work through, see how much money we get, and then you see a paycheck.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_01: You're like, fuck yeah, you get hyped for like another day, hits Thursday, and then you're like, oh, Friday.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: Somehow Friday, you just wake up brand new, you're like, fuck you, let's get the shit over and done with.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: And then Friday just drags on.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_00: It always drags up.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_00: Friday is a fucker on the floor.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: At the moment, man, it's just not been busy.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_01: So, like you're trying to find work, and then it's just like, dude, where's where's work?
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're just gonna have to try and make work, like try and uh find something to do or something.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's like fuck, like, oh, because planned work's always great, you know.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_01: Once you have planned work, it's awesome.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: But if you go to find work, it's like, oh, just yeah, I don't know, it kind of takes the take makes the day feel longer, but the five days is unreal because you've got the Saturday, Sunday, and you'll be drinking with some boys or whatnot.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_01: And it's good because like like our your our um holiday, yeah, it's on my days off, so I don't need to take any time off.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's good.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's where it works perfectly.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um yeah, I always try to organize stuff within that five days off, but it's just hard because everyone's gonna be.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_00: Well, Kate and I did that YouTube.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_00: We were like, oh, we're planning it, and we're like, oh crap, I bet your braiding is working that week.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_00: And Naomi, I think we text you and Naomi and just like, oh no, Braden's not working that week, and we're like, sweet, because obviously you know, obviously, we even do this whole podcast around your schedule.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it's just the way it is.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_00: And that's because you're technically a FIFO worker.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I guess yeah.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_01: So Naomi's like a FIFO wife.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_00: She could just say, you know.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, what's it?
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess so.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_00: But um I see so many funny videos of FIFO workers, like when they work on the door, and it's a boom.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, have you seen the one where it's like the the two guys are dancing back to back and it's like that song?
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_00: What's that song?
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_00: I forgot what it is.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I know which one you're talking about.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's that it's that viral thing going on at the moment.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, um, yeah.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_01: Awesome.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's been good.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, I tried the tried the North's North's the other day.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_00: Is that is that your first time going to Norse?
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, it's first time going since they've been renovated.
• 20:06
  unknown: Shh.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_01: They've been renovated, bro.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: And it is oh yeah, okay.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_00: I go there I go there all the time.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, what's it?
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's it's mint, man.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's freaking mint.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um it's so nice.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_01: Went there for my dad's birthday, seeing everyone there, it was awesome.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-oh.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: Don't give me that lot.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh it was horrible, man.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I reckon I reckon I could cook a better steak.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, no, see, this is what people need to understand, okay?
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_00: Do not get steak when you go to pubs, okay?
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: Just forget about steak.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, but like they had they they made it sound like it's the best steak in the world.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_01: They even have$150 fucking tomahawk.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_01: So you're like, yeah, okay, if they've got this this shit here, they can cook a nice steak.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_01: Not good.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_01: No, how do Ribfill it comes out?
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's cooked perfectly, but it's also medium rare.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, and medium rare.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_01: Lovely, nice amount of salt and pepper on top, but fucking it looks dry.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_01: It was like it tasted nice, but it was almost dry at the same time.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_01: And that's what set it off.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_01: Because that's the only thing I didn't like about it.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: But um because see, I'm yet to have a bad meal there.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_00: But then again, I've never had their steaks.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_00: I always go for like their Asian or the other or pizza.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't realise, you know, their menu was so big, too.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_01: It is.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_00: I hate sometimes when a menu's too big because you're just trying to pick and you find your oh, I'm gonna pick that, and then you keep looking like, oh, that also looks good.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_00: But what pissed me off?
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_01: No fucking oysters, bro.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no fucking oysters.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_01: They need oysters, though.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_01: They need oysters because I turned I turned to my partner and I was like, uh, no, my sisco, she organized it all.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, you've taken me to a fucking spot we're in at for dance tonight, and it's got no fucking oysters.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, thank you.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_01: Kate and I have said that so many times.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_00: They need oysters at this place.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_00: Are you kidding me?
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_00: What even the Como has oysters, dude.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_01: Their como has they're so good, man.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_01: They are unreal.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they actually and uh what is it, Brighton, Brighton Hotel does oh no, full.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Moon.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: The full moon does some meaning.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_00: The Como, if you're listening, because I know you're a sponsor of Bridge FM, please hit Braden and I up and we will do a podcast there live.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that would be awesome.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck yeah.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_00: That would be mint as well.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_00: Beers on tap, oysters there, live show at the Como.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck yeah.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh man, it would be delicious.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_01: I fucking I just don't know.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: How can you have a pub or like a restaurant and not have oysters?
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like it's a delicacy.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, I guess, but some people you either love them or hate them, but like I feel like it's you know, it's like something that you know you just have and it's like a bit of a treat because they are a bit of expensive, but fuck they are good.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_00: They should Naomi like them.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_01: Uh don't oh wait, actually I got her to try something.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't really have a bad output on it.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_01: She just said, oh, I don't know.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_01: It was like a it was in between, like I think it's more the texture.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_01: The taste was good because I had the Kilpatrick's.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_00: The taste was good, but it's the the little texture afterwards, but I'm a person, I I don't like the Kilpatrick, and I know a lot of pubs do them where they do the barbecue sauce.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_00: I want them done properly, and the proper way you do a Kilpatrick is with Worcestershire sauce.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that is the proper way.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_00: Now I remember I've always told myself this that um if I was ever gonna date a girl, she had to love oysters because I hate eating oysters and I don't want to go across me going, ooh, that's disgusting.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like, fuck off.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_00: And then Kate never really tried oysters.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, you're gonna have to try them.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_00: And she she tried them, and now her and I love them.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_00: We do we had so many in Bali, too.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, they're unreal.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like they should be at every pub or restaurant from Friday to Sunday or Friday to Saturday, because like a lot of people when they're on dates have them.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's an infidisiac or infodisiac or whatever you call it.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_01: It should be a thing for Friday to Saturday.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_01: Or something, at least, you know what I mean?
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_01: For like the date menu almost.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_01: But exactly.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, mate, let's get straight into it.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_00: We got Yay or Nay, and this one, I was thinking about like, because I do the Yay or Nay, I was thinking, what am I gonna do?
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_00: And then I was thinking back to like, I was for some reason I thought I've always seen Brayden wear a lot of Jorts, and I was wondering if you're gonna wear them again today.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_00: But you're not bringing I was thinking about it.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: I was thinking about it, man.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_00: But I thought, okay, I'll do Jorts, and so I did the Yeah and Nay saying, like, Brayden wears Jorts, but I don't.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_00: Let's hear them out.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_00: What is everyone's um opinion on Jorts?
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_00: Um, mate, what are you what do you reckon with?
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_01: I reckon it's a big yeah, I think it's a big thing here in Australia with the jorts.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_01: When it hits summer, you always see every guy wearing jorts and a fucking button.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_00: I just I feel like you've got to look good to wear the Jorts.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_00: And more, I don't my body figure does not suit Jorts.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I suit Jorts, but I wear them because I think they look cool.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think they're gonna I think they just suit the fucking uh summer like aesthetic, I guess.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_00: But 60% voted yay, 40% voted nay.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_01: I thought they would say yay because like yeah, I feel like I mean my partner loves the Jorts, she loves the look of the Jorts.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_00: But um, yeah, my girlfriend I noticed put it on there, and I'm like, I've never watched.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, oh yeah, the jorts want to look good on you.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what the fuck?
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck is that meant to mean?
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you so many different types of Jorts, so you can get baggy ones, you can get like not like you know, normal pants like these that are denim, and it looks nice.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_00: Like yeah, and I will be honest, like a lot of it um was like obviously guys who are voting were obviously they're fresh, but there was a lot of 50-50 with girls, obviously they're preference in guys probably wearing them.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, um, I would say that was a pretty good outfit.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_01: I reckon you could sue Jorts, you just gotta find your type of fit.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_01: We've talked about my fashion.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's uh I've got a it's a whatever is there, whatever is here.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_00: Kate Kate sometimes has to like like sorry, you're not wearing that out.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_00: And sometimes I'll go out and she doesn't realise and then she'll be out and she'll see me and she goes, What who dressed you?
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_00: Like, and I'm like, hey, like I'm not here to dress or impress.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, even though I should be still, but you know, like because you should always impress your girlfriend no matter what when you go out.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, no, 100%, I reckon as well.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, no, I think I just I'm a board shorts guy.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_00: I like the boards.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_01: Board shorts are so good.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: I just could rock footy shorts all the time, but I rock 40 shorts all the time.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_01: But like the thing is, majority of undies have fucking holes in them.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_00: And if I've talked about this, yeah, I've got holes in the holy undies.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_01: If I slip a nut on the left hand side because my footy shorts are too short, you know what I mean?
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_01: I kind of feel bad for the whole audience that's kind of here.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_00: I am so glad if my girlfriend Kate listens to that because she's like, How do you have so many holes in your undies?
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, it's a boy thing.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_00: We all do.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, we wear them until they fucking flop up.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, until your dick and balls are hanging out.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_00: That's when you chuck them away.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_01: I was like the other day I accidentally took a rip in my jeans and I had a rip a hole in my undies, had a rip in the jeans, and the wind was blowing, and I was like, fuck, dude, this is unreal.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_01: This is unreal, and I'm there like just fucking legs out like this, whole hole here.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, fucking, oh the breeze is just so fucking nice right now.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, no, like I think it's just I don't know why.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why how we get them either.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_00: Like, and they're always in that wrong spot right now.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_01: Always as a kid too.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_01: Always as a kid, I remember having like there's always at least a pair of undesigned holes in them.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_00: We've talked about it, and I just yeah, I I remember that just recently I was laying on the bed just in my jocks, and I had my leg lift up and I went to like like just like readjust and all that, and I just touched bare skin.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what the fuck?
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_00: And I looked down and there was a hole, like this, like a massive hole.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I didn't even feel this, like I didn't even feel the air or nothing, and just like I was like, oh that I had to chuck them away because I that hole was way too big.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_00: 100%, 100%.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: Every button.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: In the middle of your legs, obviously you take it out.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_01: But like I've had like rips, like you know where the band goes.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, I've had that, yeah.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_01: And I've I've like named my Calvin Klein once I've had for ages, had rips in them.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'm not throwing these out, these are like$60 fucking undies.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: No way.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's like throw it, they got holes in them.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, I don't care.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_01: There's$60 undies.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_00: I'm waiting until they fucking fall off me.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_00: By the way, Calvin Klein, do your fucking better.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm I hate the fact that I'm spending$60 on a furrop undies.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_00: No white undies, yay or nay.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, they look good.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_00: See the thing is good, yeah.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_00: I look good in what, and I feel like any bloke look goods in what 100%.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_01: You look like a fucking like a Calvin Bloodwasser, yeah.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you pose for it and you're like, fuck it.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you look good, but not practical.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, not not not whatsoever.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_00: Don't have curry night with white undies the next morning.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_00: You just it's just not good.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_01: So you gotta like, if you had white undies, you'd have to douche every time you fucking like went to the toilet.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_00: I remember I was out one night drinking and I got home, and this was a few years.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, I think we were 18.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_00: I was with Oscar and I had white undies on.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_00: And once again, I jumped in the pool and I came out and I forgot that I had white underwear on and I popped out of the pool and Oscar's like, fuck mate.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_00: He says, You've got seafruit undies like you would not believe right now.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_00: And of course, when white gets wet, yeah, completely see fruit.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, oh, whoops, sorry, mate.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_00: No, I do rate do rate the white undies.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_00: But I wonder if chicks would um like do the chicks rate them on um guys?
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like what colour undies?
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_00: I should ask the listeners.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_01: No, I reckon I reckon it'd be like grey or black.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, what's with chicks in grey?
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_00: Because I I like or wear the grey, and I'm like, I sweat too much.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_00: I can't really wear grey.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's not I don't know what's with the grey.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what's with the I mean I can understand the black.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_01: I can understand the black, but uh so you reckon grey undies juices would dig?
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, grey and black.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_01: I've got floral pink ones, and they're my favorite.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_01: I love them.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_01: I've got some I've got some red bonds one that look pretty cool.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, all right, mate.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we've actually for the first time ever on this podcast, we've got a confession, and mate, this is awesome.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_00: So this person obviously wants to stay anonymous, and trust me, I can't believe they've even sent this in to us because I was like, you probably should keep this to yourself.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_00: But it's kind of it's a good confession.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_01: I just want to know if it's anyone that we know.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's anyone that you know.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_00: No, oh, it's someone random who followed me, and I'm like, they obviously, so it's a rando.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_00: So I try to just talk about that.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's got to be one of them from out of Australia, surely, then.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_00: Hopefully.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_00: Which by the way, I want to talk about that on the podcast one time because I've now got the list of all the different countries.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_00: We did talk about we got one in Japan.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't know that was off the top of my head.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_00: I've now looked in deeper.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, mate, there is like 20 different countries.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_00: Next episode I'll talk about it.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_00: Because it is gonna blow your mind, all these different countries that listen to us.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_00: Like that have listened to us.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: Keep going.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_00: So this was sent in by Anonymous.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_00: I tried to like stalk them, but they that Instagram was private, so I couldn't really they didn't even, you know how like they've got a flag normally for their country, they got nothing.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_00: So maybe it's a bot.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_00: So here we go.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_00: He goes, hey fellas, fellas, that's gotta be English for sure.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_00: Hey fellas, oh that's gotta be English for sure.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know many people that say hey fellas.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's an English thing.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's an English thing.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_00: It's like hey fellas.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_00: Because I remember when I was going to the UK and anytime like, hey fellas, hey, you know, like lads is a real English thing.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, lads is a real big thing there, yeah.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_00: So hey fellas, I've got a confession for you.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_00: So I live an apartment block right, probably London.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_00: My balcony's right next to my neighbour's.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_00: The other night I was bringing in my washing when I saw she left her bunch of her stuff out, and it was very clear she doesn't shop at Kmart for her lingerie.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, Kmart.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_00: Is that it?
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, no, no.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_00: Now I'm confused where this person lives.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I'm getting distracted.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_00: Let's redo this again.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, okay, I'll restart from the top.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just, I want to know where this person's from.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'll restart from the top.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_00: So I live in an apartment block, right?
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_00: I live in an apartment block, right?
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_00: My balcony's right next to my neighbours.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_00: The other night I was bringing in my washing when I saw she left a bunch of hers out.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_00: It was very clear she does not shop at Kmart for a lingerie.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_00: Next morning she knocks on my door and goes, Hey, did one of my tops blow over onto your balcony?
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_00: Now, boys, it definitely did.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_00: But when I handed it back, she smiled and said, Thanks.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_00: I was hoping you'll find it.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_00: Still not sure if that was a coincidence or an invite, but I've started doing laundry a lot more often.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_00: Good on you.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_00: How awesome is that?
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, maybe she's like, oh, I'm hoping um I'm I was hoping you would find it.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like, is she saying that's a thing?
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_00: Ish, did she say it like, hey, I hope you you know I'm glad you found that.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: Or was it like, oh fuck, thank God you found that because I've been looking for that.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like you don't know, but that's that was your move to say.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder what like you were thinking, Tim's like, what the fucking bro?
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember bringing anyone out here.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's it's like you said a coincidence that like all her stuff was on show there too, and like like a bit more raunchy than lingerie stuff.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_00: So I don't know.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_00: So I reckon it's I reckon it's not a coincidence.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_00: I reckon she did it.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, bit naughty, bit naughty.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so keep us actually keep us informed that goes what happens, dude.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: You can be like a little like spy almost.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you could let us get no updates.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: Let us know what the go was.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_00: Please did you end up with her that night or whatever?
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_00: We want to know.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_00: So I love the fact that he ended at the end.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_00: I love that little part at the end.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_00: I do laundry more often.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's probably looking over, going, why does he only have one shirt and shorts out hanging on the line?
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_00: What was the point?
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, absolutely love it.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so if you guys have got confessions, send them in.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 100%.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_00: I would love to hear confessions are good, and I've done a few of them on the radio.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_00: And um Unreal.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_00: Some of them it's I hope I'm gonna I might do it again because some of them that they get sent in, you can't do on radio because they're too much for radio.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_00: But I would be able to do them on the podcast.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_00: So I might do it again on radio.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_00: See if any gets sent in and if there's some that is bad sent in, I'll just text the listener saying, hey, can't do it on radio, but listen to your shout out and we'll do it on there.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_00: So I'll see what we can get something going on.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 100%.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why I don't do that more often radio and get more content from radio to put podcasts.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_01: I would have thought you would have if I'm being honest.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_00: I do announce the podcast a lot on the radio, but I've never thought of it.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, actually.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, all the time.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_00: Of course I do.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like how?
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_00: Like how?
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_00: Because I don't listen to it.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_00: Speaking of this, I've got one for you.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_00: So I I just go like I for a talk break, I'll be like, okay, guys, a new episode's dropped of your shout with giant brain.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_00: It's called such and such.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_00: You guys can listen on your preferred um preferred listening apps on either Spotify or Apple.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_00: That's your shout with giant brain.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_00: Search it up on the search engines and give it a five-star rating and a follow.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_00: But speaking of this, Kate, for the love, this is top-tier stuff, okay?
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_00: We were in JB Hi-Fi and she was looking at a new laptop because I've kind of stolen her laptop for editing the podcast.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm gonna buy it off her anyway because she wants a new love one.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna buy it off because I technically use it all the time to edit the podcast.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, so we're in the part where all the laptops are.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm looking around and I'm like, oh, I might have a look around and all that.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm looking and I saw this laptop and I had open.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_00: You know how sometimes they've got like different apps open on there so you can kind of see what's going on?
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_00: And I saw there was a Spotify app on.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_00: I went, huh.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_00: And I was thinking that.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_00: And I said, and Kate came over and she's like, Oh, what are you doing?
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh, I think I will I should probably put your shout with giant brain on.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_00: Just turn it up so I just play it from the start, and then the episodes will just roll over.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_00: And she goes, Yeah, definitely don't.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_00: She goes and does it for me.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_00: She goes on there and types up your shout with giant brain, clicks follow, kicks five-star rating, and she goes, she clicks, I think it was episode three or something like that, and press plays and turns it up enough for you to hear it in the shop, but enough for you like you couldn't really tell where it's coming from.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_00: But loud enough, like you can definitely hear something going on in the background.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_00: And we walked down in all flakes JB Hi-Fi, and I was just the happiest man alive.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm like, that is so good.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, marry me now, because that is just awesome.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_00: That is unreal.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_00: Call us cheapskates trying to get us up listeners, but hey, if it works, it works.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, imagine the stories they would have heard.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's what I was worried about.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'll sing and I'm like, oh fuck, we've talked, I've talked about my sex life.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, that episode where I was talking about body counts.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what's the bet that one of my teachers, knowing my luck or someone that I know, be like, what the fuck?
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_00: Someone's just did you just see that?
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_00: And it was funny because it came up on my um phone when I look at the podcast, and it came up with an um laptop that listened in.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, obviously, it counted as like a listen.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, eight, that counts on us.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_00: So who knows?
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_00: We may have picked up a listener along that way.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe that was the listener who sent in the confession.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_00: So there it is.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_00: Now, very quickly, mate.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, let's get into it.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_00: Questions.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, no, before that, aircon, mate.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_00: I want to talk about this.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_00: You got a new aircon in your car.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_01: Man, I haven't had aircon for You and me the same vote.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_00: I have not had aircon in my car for like three years.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_01: Two, yeah, two, three years, yeah.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_00: And in the summer, I'm sweating away.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_00: And now that I've heard you say you got it done, I need to get it done.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, so I've had this problem and it was like what?
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_01: Uh last like my last wing on.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_01: So it was my last days on.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, you know what, man?
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck this.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna want to go to drive to work in that traffic in summer.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_01: There's heat already.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck that.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: So I was like, so we're just uh was it last working on it?
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_01: We found out what was wrong with it.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_01: I got got a new compressor, put it on there just because it wasn't it was working for 30 seconds, fucking cold as fuck.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_01: And then all of a sudden it would just drop out, the pressure would just go over the top, hot side, like the high pressure side would just go way too cold, and all this stuff.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_01: So I was like, oh fuck, you know, so I replaced the CXB valve and the air receiver drive, which is like the filter for the aircon system.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, replace those, put it on, put the gas in.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't have my AC license, so um someone with AC license did it.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_01: Put the gas in, and then boom, fucking cold as fuck air.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I haven't, dude.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_01: I've not had aircon for that long.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's a luxury.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_01: I just have it on full stop at the coldest point.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just I'm jealous! Dude, it's on the way here.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'll just it's to the point now, too.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: Like, it feels nice when it's a warm day.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_01: You have the air con going, I'll still wind the windows down for some reason.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's so so nice.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I'm gonna stop you right there, Brady.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck those people when you got aircon in the car and you pre- My boss does it all the time and it annoys me.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_00: We'll be in the work then, hot eyes, turn the air con on, uh, he turns down the window.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_00: Cold air, all gone.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what's the fucking point?
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I don't know, it's like the breeze and the smell of the small shit.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_01: The breeze, and then you got the- I hate you people.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_01: Cold air con.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_00: Would you ever open your windows in your house with the air con?
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_01: No fucking way.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_00: Then what's the difference with the car?
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_01: But you're moving, so the wind is still kind of cold.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_01: Air blowing.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but it's just a different, different like fucking thing.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck that.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, but yeah.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, so what's I got quoted um for an AC compressor.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_00: Was it expensive?
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_01: Thousand bucks.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I thought yeah.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, fuck that, no way.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_01: Had a look elsewhere, 600 bucks.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_01: There we go.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_00: There we go.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking looked somewhere else for the the vows and whatnot.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_01: 300 bucks.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck that.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_01: Went somewhere else, 150 bucks.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck yeah.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I done it within like less than 800 bucks.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_01: And it was less than the fucking compressor I was supposed to buy.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_00: So it did a fucking pretty good job.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_00: That's fucking good, I think.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, it is unreal.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_00: This inflation and all that, you never know.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, exactly.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_01: I just saved myself fucking.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna save money now that you've got the called aircoin, you're annoying gonna do it in the car, and then you're gonna get$500,000, boom, you're uh Yeah, dude, yeah.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: She would never in my car, no way.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's too fucking small.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but like, I just don't think she wants to do it in the car, which is fair enough, I guess.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_00: I've never done it in the car.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_00: I find that I don't I give credit to people that do it in the car because I'm like, that's fucking uncomfortable.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_00: And like, seriously, are you much are you I can't we've gone back to this conversation.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_00: Why does every podcast talk about sex?
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_00: If you seriously that much of a horndog that you can't wait till you get home, you like have to do it right then and there.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_01: Like, how don't you just wait?
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I wonder if there is a certain fine for like getting like head jobs while driving.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that'd have to be sure.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_01: Imagine all the fucking the cameras up full like seatbelts or something.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_01: The amount of people they've caught just getting head jobs.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, I would have to be a couple of things.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_01: There would be a file out there just called head jobs.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_00: I wonder if they do get fine.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_00: Because it's technically a distraction from the city.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_01: It technically is.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I wonder if they get caught or something.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_01: That'd be unreal.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_00: Justin, let us know.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: You'll get one soon.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_00: You know, Justin would, yeah.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_00: That'd be something he would get.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_00: All right, let's get into it.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_00: We got the question of the day.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_00: I love these questions.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so we did the question of the day this time as something.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_00: What is something that you have broken?
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and you know, it could be anything when you're a child or something irreplaceable.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_00: I'd I was I was I was waiting for someone to be a smart ass and was like someone's heart, but no one did, so I'm glad no one did that.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but let's get straight into it.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_00: Um Odette.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_00: She's all she's a big contributor.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_00: Odette's a big contributor.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_00: Um, she starts off with saying, broke my mum's crystal ball at my birthday party.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_00: Wedding gift, so pretty irreplaceable.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_01: You'd be kicking yourself, man.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh shit.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_00: I wonder if it was her that broke it or someone else that broke it.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, actually, that's a good point.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_00: That's the problem with house parties.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_00: People get a bit rowdy, and you're just like, when you get a group of people, you're just like, fuck.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_00: I think the smart thing to do is you've got a group of people coming over for a party.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_01: Chuck it all in the shed or something.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_00: Chuck it all in the shadow.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_01: Just one room you can lock.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_00: Or make it an outside party.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_00: Remember for March 21st?
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_00: Outside only.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that was like uh one New Year's, it was an open house party, and people would just end throughout the house going through rooms and stuff.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_00: See, fuck, why would people do that?
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_00: Why do you need to go for it?
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_01: It was for New Year's, it was for New Year's, but just like that too.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck that part.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_00: Like, if I was at someone's party, the last place is I want to go through someone's bedroom.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_00: That's their private, you know, shit.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you know there's nosy cunts out there.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_00: They are, there is.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_00: There's nosy freaks out there.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fucking someone going in through the panty drawers and giving them a sniff the dirty cracks.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you dirty frecks.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_00: All right, wait, this one sent in from Matt.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_00: Crashed a damn good buggy into a tray.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_00: And the funny thing is, this guy I've known all my life, and I was with him when that happened.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_00: Where I remember this actually, two times we've actually technically crashed it.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_00: One time he was rever, I was um, I think he was reversing, and he's reversed it, and then bang, right into a pool fence, just smacked it.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_00: Then one time he told me he was driving and he drove underneath a tree because he lived on an acre block and his dad played golf.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_00: So we used to drive around in the golf buggy around the block.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_00: He drove under a tree, the tree caught the roof and ripped the whole roof off the fucking buggy.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, we did some stupid shit on that buggy.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_00: It was good times.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_00: That was a lot of memory.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_00: So thanks for sending that in, Matt.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, this was sent in.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_00: I actually, this person doesn't even have a name, they've got a profile pic, so I don't really know their name.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_00: Let me, I can't be bothered finding it.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but this was sent in by someone saying, Dis what?
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, disassembled all the school laptops.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_00: Dissembled them, like pulled them apart.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that is fucking good.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_00: That is good.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_00: That is good.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_00: That I reckon that is something that you do at like the end of your grade 12.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_00: Just go, yep, fuck all the batteries out and all.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_00: 100%.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, imagine that's so funny.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_00: That is good.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_00: And then the final one sent in.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_00: I think this is the last one.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, and it was sent in by your dad.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_01: All right, all right.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_00: It was sent in by Jeff.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_00: Good.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_00: I love you, Jeff.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, when I was little, I filled my dad's fuel tank with water.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_00: I was like five, and it was a hot day.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, damn.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_00: I've never heard of that story before.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_00: Damn, eh?
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_00: I was hoping when I saw Jeff send in, I was hoping it was a story about what you did, but that was.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_00: I was kind of hoping too.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh fuck, he's there's a fair few he could mention right there.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's a fair few.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's definitely a fair few.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_01: I remember one time we were at uh, I think it was my mum's my mum's friend house.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_01: He was over at um the mines and the the Wii.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_01: You know your typical Oh the Wii, yeah, yeah.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fucking we're playing uh what was it?
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_01: It was I think it might have been the golf or the base the baseball game on the Wii.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: And boom, hit the TV with the fucking remote, smashed it.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_01: Mums the mums heard it.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_01: I've dropped it, fucking thrown it over to the other side of the room where the other guys are.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's just come out, and she is screaming, and I'm just trying to do my own little thing, and then yeah, she kind of like basically went to them, and then afterwards she like went.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: Me is like if it was you two, you know, you can't do that.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, Oh, okay.
• 44:03
  unknown: I don't know.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_01: You fucking didn't own up to it.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_01: No fucking way I would gun.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_01: No way.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck that.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_00: No way.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_00: I wasn't literally the line where she's like, Well, you just wait until your father gets home.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_00: Like, oh fuck.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_00: Nah.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_01: There's been there's definitely been a couple.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_00: I was trying to think, and I was like, I've never really broke anything.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_00: There's probably I think I smashed a tile once, and like I like I never broke a window.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_00: I know a lot of kids, you know, when the soccer balls have like smashed windows or you know, done stuff like that.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_00: I think I accidentally scratched the car once with something and I put a big scratch on the car.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, that wasn't good.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_01: But I mean, I've like scratched my ribbons before, falling asleep behind the wheel.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, I lie.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_00: I have done something and this is disgusting as.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_00: So prepare yourselves.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_00: I was young, I was young, I wasn't like 15 or 14.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_00: I think I was like nine or eight.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_00: So actually, to be honest, I should have known better what I'm about to say.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: We had a spa, and I was in the spa, and it's like winter, so when it's like really hot, it's really freaking cold to get out.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like I could just if I just pee in here, it's chlorine and it gets filled.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_00: So technically, I was thinking in my head, I'm like, technically, it would just go away and just be just turned to nothing.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_00: So I did my business in the spa and I was like, okay, I'm gonna get out.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_00: And I closed up the spa.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_00: And then the next day I was like, oh, I'm gonna go in the spa again.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_00: Lift it up the lid, and then all you could smell was just just urine smell in the fucking spa.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_00: And it was like a cloud of like urine piss colour.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_00: And my dad comes out and he is fuming.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking oh, we had to drain the whole spa out, we had to clean it, scrub it, and everything.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, what the fuck were you thinking?
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_00: And I said what I said, and my dad nearly was in hysterics from my point of view, as I thought the chlorine and the fill just would clean it out.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_00: And my dad's like, that is just stupid.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it smells so bad.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_00: I fucking better dude.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_01: It smells so bad.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, nothing worse than like stale piss smell.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, no.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_00: I won't be doing that again.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, fucking hell.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, you know, in saying that, I do pee in the shower though.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_00: Um yeah.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_00: Bullshit you've done.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_00: Show me you've done it.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_01: I don't do it all the time, but every now and then.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not saying I do it all the time, but I'm saying like I've done it.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, 100%.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: Easy.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_01: Easy.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_01: I've never shat in the shower, though.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_01: Me neither.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_00: That was not where I was that was going.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_00: I just wanted to clear that up.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, never shattered.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's good to know, Brandon, that everyone now knows.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_01: I remember my mate telling me in fucking in like year eight, uh, fucking, oh, I forgot his name.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's it's not Riley.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_01: It started with R though.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_01: And fucking um, fucking, he was telling me as a kid, I was like, oh, it was like, oh, it was just like we'll like this little group.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_01: I can't yeah, it was outside of school.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_01: And like all got together, and he's like trying to like, you know, how like you think something's funny and it's not.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, oh, like you guys like ever shit in the bath too.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, Wait, what?
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, sorry, gun.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_01: Shit in a bath.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, yeah, do you guys ever just like shit in the bath, dude?
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, fuck.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_01: No, dude, I don't shit in a bath.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_01: If anything, I'm like, I am going to run to the toilet soggy.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_01: Dripping wet.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_01: Dripping, dripping, uncomfortable taking it.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_01: Soap in all places where it shouldn't be.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember times I've actually done that?
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_01: Like just ran with soap to the toilet as a kid.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, is that?
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know, my place, and I feel like I'm hoping I'm not the other one.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_00: You know the most when I was a child, I felt like anytime I played hide and seek, when I found a hiding spot, I always needed to shit or pee.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_00: And I'd be like, fuck.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe, maybe pee.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe I've never no, I don't ever recall needing to take shit.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_00: No, but like maybe pee, but like you're just like sitting there, you're like, fucking hurry up and find me.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's definitely been a couple of those.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely, definitely.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_00: Are you one of those people, like if you're like what the lounge room or whatever, and you are like in a really in-depth into the movie, but you will hang it on to the last until you get cramps.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta you gotta like do those breathing exercises because like it's coming to be like focus.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's kind of it's just and then that fucking movie scene comes on the water or something, you're like fuck.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, another great podcast.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_01: Should I should I actually should I uh mention that that shit?
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, oh yes, yes.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_01: So so I was on TikTok today.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_01: It said, uh give me your most unhinged phrases you've ever heard or said at the workplace.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, let's hear a couple.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_01: Here's a couple that I've seen.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_01: This guy posted it and everything.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_01: So there's one that says, uh, you must have dicks for hands because everything you touch is fucked.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_01: That is good.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_01: And then there's a good one that I hear all the time is like, wear your safety glasses, you can't hear a pair of tits.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_01: Am I a dickhead?
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_01: No, wear your safety glasses because you can't hear a pair of tits.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_01: So if you're not wearing safety glasses, you've ruined your eyes, you won't be able to see them.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, I'm fucking such a dumb fucking fucking over.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, imagine that.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_00: If I went blind, that would be the one thing I would cry myself to sleep is the fact that I could never see boobs again.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, 100%.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's like when you see those TikToks and it's like the girls getting changed in front of you, and the guys still like memorize, and it's like, you know, it's like the thousandth time you've seen her get it changed.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_00: Damn that shit good.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and I swear to god, they never get the same reaction of us.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_00: They're just like, oh fuck, can you not like Jesus?
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_00: Take it to the other.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_01: There's no one, it's it's hotter than a meth pipe on payday out here.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_00: That's a good one.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's a good one.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_01: Uh called a guy C section, got pulled into manager's office about it, got asked why, and I told him the dude was afraid of labor.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, that's funny because I heard the other one the other day.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_00: It was like that, and it was a sparky joke.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_00: It was the same joke.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_00: They're like, all Sparkies were born as a C-section because right from the day they were born, they avoided labor.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_01: That's good.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_01: You aren't the dumbest guy on earth, but you're in trouble if he dies.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_01: That's a that's about it.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's good.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I don't think you show up.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, anyway, uh that's the end of the podcast there.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_00: But that'll be it today.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_00: That will be it today.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_00: All right, uh, before we wrap it up, we always do this.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_00: Brayden, let's hear it, mate.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_00: What are you having for dinner?
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_01: Good old fucking uh what uh what was what were we gonna have?
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, we're gonna have curry from uh sin's cuddy.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_00: Is it I've ever tried Sin's Dude Sins' is it looks what do you what do you get though?
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_00: What do you get?
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_01: I get, you know, the safest, the buttered chicken.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_01: Butter chicken.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_01: But the butter chicken, and you need it like in between them mild and hot.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was about to say you want it a bit medium, spicy medium.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_00: You you want I I you need curry with a bit of spice in it, I think.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_01: 100%.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna show you what we're having for dinner.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_01: Prepare yourself.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, prepare myself.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_00: Because Naomi's been with you for a while.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_00: But you're never gonna come in your pants like you're about to, right?
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_01: Uh okay, we'll see.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, some roast chucks on the rotisserie.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, look at that.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_01: That's unreal.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_01: What's it?
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_01: Um Naomi's dad does the rotisserie and his Weber.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_01: And they did rotisserie um pork on Saturday.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, and the crackle bro was unreal.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh man, it was so good.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like, it's just different.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's just so much better than the other.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and you because I feel like when it's on a rotisserie with the coal and all that, you get that like fume, like that.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's like almost like a smoked taste to it.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, and like he's tried the roast chucks every now and then on it.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_01: And it's just your normal just butter.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_01: Just butter and salt.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's about it.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_01: And it tastes so good.
• 51:43
  unknown: Yeah, fuck yeah.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, no, fuck, yeah, bro.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_01: That looks mint.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_01: What are you gonna have with that like a bit of fucking salt?
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_01: Roast vegetables.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, roasts.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_00: Gravies.
• 51:50
  unknown: Yeah.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_01: Bit of pumpkin.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like roast pumpkin.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, fuck, man.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'd I'm sorry.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_01: I was- Are you also the guy that doesn't like barbecued tomatoes?
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, I love the ice cream.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_01: You love barbecue tomatoes.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you you even have your toast, you got your eggs, your hash brands, hash brand, then you put the bit of the bit of the tomato in.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking grill can't.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_00: Mate, you know what?
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_00: We need to have a food episode.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_00: We'll just go.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I've got to clean the barbecue again now.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_01: But after it's clean, we should do something.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh fuck yeah, mate.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_01: I love a good barley.
• 52:21
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• 52:23
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• 52:25
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• 52:26
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• 52:28
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• 52:30
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• 52:31
  SPEAKER_00: And actually, I think when you guys hear us, let me just double check.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_00: Double check.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_00: Let me double check.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna be posting it this weekend, so that'll be the 18th.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_00: So then it'll be recorded.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, it's the weekend before, the Monday before.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, that can't be right, mate.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_00: So you must be away.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, hold on.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_01: Let me have a check.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_01: Let me have a check.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_01: Let me have a check.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_00: Let me check.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_00: So we're post- I'll post it on next Tuesday, so it'll be the 18th.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_00: So then that means we record on the 24th of the Monday.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_00: So that means that weekend you actually taken off.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_00: So Jazzy's weekend.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_01: And Jazzy's weekend's my weekend off.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's right.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_00: So that, but that's alright.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_00: You're still coming.
• 53:08
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• 53:09
  SPEAKER_00: So we'll be talking about it leading up to it.
• 53:11
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• 53:13
  SPEAKER_00: It'll be December and we'll have new content from the weekend and all that.
• 53:18
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• 53:19
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• 53:29
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• 53:29
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• 53:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you guys have a great one.
• 53:32
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• 53:33
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• 53:34
  SPEAKER_00: Tell your friends about oh shit.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_00: We're giving away a stubby.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, who who it's your take.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're giving away a stubby cooler.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_01: So it's definitely, it's definitely going to the um to laundry.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_01: The confession guy.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'll text it at the time.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_01: 100%, because that was unfucking, that was pretty good shit.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'll let them know and I'll send it to them.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_00: So there we go.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_00: So there's our stubby cooler.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_00: I can't we've really forgotten about that.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_00: There's our stubby cooler's gone.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_00: Let us know if you guys want to see up again.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_00: I am talking to my designer at the moment that designed our podcast art, and he's going to try and make something because let's be honest, you don't want stuff with our faces on it.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_01: No, so I was actually looking at doing like a logo.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_01: It was um, what was it?
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_01: It was YSP.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_00: Because he's making someone too, so let's see yours and then we'll see his and we can maybe combine it a bit.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_00: 100%.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_00: And um and we'll try and get um new um new merch out there for you guys.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_00: Because I feel like we should get bumper stickers, but I feel like everyone loves the stubby cooler.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_01: I reckon, I reckon like if we were to do something like uh stick for a car, it's just just a simple fucking um YS.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, YS with the um Spotify code.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fuck yeah, that'd be cool.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_00: But people have a set of lights, they can film it off the back of people's cars.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, like good, like if you go in full driving, just fucking yeah, thank you very much.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_00: All right, you guys have a good one, and we'll catch you in two weeks.
• 54:52
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• 54:52
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