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I Said What I Said · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. This
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  Speaker 1: is a fun one, Amber.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Untraditionally Lala, the bonus episode. So I went
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  Speaker 2: on and I asked my friends, what is something everyone
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  Speaker 2: loves that you secretly cannot stand? And I should have
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  Speaker 2: told you this topic earlier, but do you have something
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  Speaker 2: in mind? An artist, a movie, a food, like whatever
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  Speaker 2: comes to mind.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, jeez. I'm going to say something that's going to
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  Speaker 1: get me canceled. And let me preface this by saying,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate what Taylor Swift brings to the table. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't pretend anymore. That's all I'm going to say. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Love her. Love her for all of you. Love her
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  Speaker 1: for all of you. That's funny. Love her for my girls.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Thrilled that my girls are choosing Taylor Swift over.
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  Speaker 1: The type of music I was listening to at that
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  Speaker 1: point in time. I'm sure you do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because I may or may not be a little scarred
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  Speaker 1: from listening to these things.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My parents being like, it says explicit content in the corner.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, all CDs say that now, dad. They
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  Speaker 1: all have that. And he's like, all right, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: What I don't, you know, I think of like the
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  Speaker 4: first thing that comes to mind are like hair extensions.
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  Speaker 4: Like I want to love them, but I fucking can't
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  Speaker 4: stand them. Like I love them when they're in, but
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  Speaker 4: the idea of having to put them in like that
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  Speaker 4: whole process and then having fake hair.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't love, but I love that. Yeah. Can
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  Speaker 1: I do one more just in case I want to
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  Speaker 1: take out the T-Swift and not get fully canceled by
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  Speaker 1: the Swifties?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I like where your head's at. Can I tell
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  Speaker 2: you what mine is?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: Fashion.
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  Speaker 2: I want to love it. I love looking at it.
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  Speaker 2: I love admiring it on everyone else.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. But when it comes to me putting that stuff on,
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  Speaker 1: I am over it.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so over it. I... You know what's so funny?
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  Speaker 4: I'm so glad you said that because sometimes I feel
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  Speaker 4: the same way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I just can't.
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  Speaker 4: Especially when you're dating and you're like, I have to
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  Speaker 4: look like a feminine. And sometimes I just want to
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  Speaker 4: roll up with a sweat outfit and some cool sneakers.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what guy?
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  Speaker 4: What guy is going to think that's hot? Maybe there
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  Speaker 4: is a guy that's going to think that's hot.
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  Speaker 1: I think every guy. Really? When they start saying, hey—
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  Speaker 1: We're going to start filming. And I'm like, this year,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking pull it together. Right. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to plan every outfit. Yes. Ahead of time. I'm hiring
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  Speaker 1: a stylist. The whole best. Yes. I'm done with this
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  Speaker 1: no lashes thing. Lashes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing glam. I'm getting my hair in. And then
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  Speaker 2: they're like, reminder, we start tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, fuck. I didn't do anything I
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  Speaker 1: said I was going to do. And the thought of
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  Speaker 1: clipping extensions in and putting a face on is devastating. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to be this.
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  Speaker 4: I feel that way about makeup, too. Okay, now my
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  Speaker 4: creative juices are flowing. I don't think I like being
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  Speaker 4: a woman.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know what I hate? You know what
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  Speaker 1: I do hate? What?
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  Speaker 4: I love, but I secretly hate. So moving into this
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  Speaker 4: new house... I want everything to like have a place
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  Speaker 4: and be organized. So I go on Pinterest and I
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  Speaker 4: see all these women that fucking label everything and like
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  Speaker 4: their refrigerators are like perfectly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, that gives me anxiety.
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  Speaker 4: I realized like I would always look at these really
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  Speaker 4: organized like closets or shelves or like all these labeled
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  Speaker 4: like pantries. And then I go to do it and
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, This is giving me anxiety because that means
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  Speaker 4: I consciously have to put something back where it belongs
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  Speaker 4: after I take.
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  Speaker 1: It out and use it. And it's only a matter
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  Speaker 1: of time.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how many times I've cleaned out my
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  Speaker 2: junk drawers and they look gorgeous? And within a day
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  Speaker 2: or two, it's junk again. And not only is it
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  Speaker 2: junk there, but it's now trickling over to the next
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  Speaker 2: fucking drawer.
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  Speaker 1: I have two junk drawers. In Montana, I had two
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  Speaker 1: and it was my favorite. I love having two. You
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  Speaker 1: got to have two. And by the way, I love...
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  Speaker 1: chaotic mess. Like I know where everything is. This is
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  Speaker 1: what scares me about. You're my mom.
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  Speaker 4: I worry about like moving in with someone because I
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  Speaker 4: realized like those little corks could really, like someone might not.
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  Speaker 1: That would fuck me up. Cause even with my mom,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, mom, I love you, but this is my house.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot have it turn into 36, 48 pair blossom.
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  Speaker 1: I just cannot. Okay. Love you. I see you. But like, no. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Pens are pencils, nothing should be mixed into, no. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And why are we putting the fucking incense just back
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  Speaker 2: in the drawer and all the powders getting everywhere?
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  Speaker 1: You got to put it in a bag and zip
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  Speaker 1: the fucking bag up, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: For the love of God.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this one, I don't like this. So people wrote in, Beyonce,
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  Speaker 1: I said what I said. I cannot co-sign. I cannot co-sign.
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  Speaker 1: I love Beyonce. Oh my God. She's beautiful. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: so talented.
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  Speaker 2: Even when she comes out with a song or an
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  Speaker 2: album where I'm like, not my fave, download the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'll listen to it. Why? Just because I fuck with
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  Speaker 1: you so hard. And I know that even if I
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  Speaker 1: don't get it, all I got to do is chat
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  Speaker 1: GPT that shit or find someone else who's like real
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  Speaker 1: into the beehive and they'll explain it. And then I
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  Speaker 1: have such an appreciation. I love it. So good. Branch Dressink.
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  Speaker 1: ranch especially with a little hot sauce oh fuck me
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  Speaker 1: up i will drink you on pizza oh oh yeah
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  Speaker 1: oh oh i have another one i do not like
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  Speaker 1: hidden valley.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah there's something funky there's something funky i'm like yes
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  Speaker 4: that tastes tart it yeah it's like fake.
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  Speaker 1: Ranch yeah there's this place and i've spoken about this
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  Speaker 1: before called the pizza factory Oh, my God. Their ranch,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what is in it. Do you like
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  Speaker 1: it thick or more watery? More watery. Oh, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it thick. See, I think with my
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  Speaker 1: French fries, I like a little thinner. A little thicker.
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  Speaker 4: No, thinner.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, with your French fries? Yeah, I think so. You
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  Speaker 1: know who has great ranch? Beverly Glendale.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: What were you going to say? I was going to say,
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  Speaker 1: what's the place? Ventura. I love their salad. Stanley?
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  Speaker 3: Stanley.
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  Speaker 1: No, not Stanley. It's in Studio City. Anyways, I can't. Oh, Granville.
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  Speaker 4: Granville.
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  Speaker 1: Granville. Great Ranch. Great Ranch dressing. They crush it with
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  Speaker 1: the ranch. Sweet potato fry in that?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I heard the first season's good.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. First season's good. Second season's not great.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know. This person said Disney anything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think Disney's good. I like Pixar. I like Pixar, too.
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  Speaker 1: Please don't sing to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although I
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  Speaker 1: do love Encanto. You gave me false hope as a
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  Speaker 1: kid about marriage and life and love. I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 1: And it fucked me up. That's why I fuck with Brave.
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  Speaker 1: I just talked about this. Have you watched Brave? Of course.
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  Speaker 1: I love Brave. I'll be fighting for my own hand.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking shoots the arrow. Bullseye. I love that movie. Ocean's
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  Speaker 1: obsessed with Brave right now. I'm like, this is one
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  Speaker 1: you can get down with because it talks about the
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  Speaker 1: relationship between mother and daughter. Yes, it's so good. The
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  Speaker 1: most important one. Coffee.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, what?
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  Speaker 1: What? What is wrong with you? No. Are you a
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  Speaker 1: serial killer? Yeah. Coconut water. The best. I love chocolate
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  Speaker 1: coconut water. I've never had that. It's like chocolate milk.
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  Speaker 1: It's so great, right? Where do I get that? It's
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  Speaker 1: that brand. Whole Foods Air One. Does Coco Vida make it?
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  Speaker 1: Because Coco Vida is my most favorite. Yeah, it's so good.
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  Speaker 2: Hugs from people that aren't my husband. Like, why are
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  Speaker 2: we pressing our bodies together?
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  Speaker 1: That's actually funny. She would hate me. I'm such a hugger. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: she's saying like the opposite sex. Oh. It just says
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  Speaker 1: hugs from people that aren't my husband. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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  Speaker 1: I love a hug. What? Yeah. Yeah. Unless you're a
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  Speaker 1: bad hugger. Like, don't give me that weird, like, little pat. No,
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  Speaker 1: I know. That's Riley. I'm trying to teach her.
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  Speaker 4: It's, like, called a lean hug, where they, like, half.
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  Speaker 1: Of their body's, like, leaned in. I don't like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, that's not how you hug. Unless you're sitting
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  Speaker 1: in an awkward position where it's like, hi, muah. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I tell Riley. Don't be cheap. Don't be cheap.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a hug. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Um, the next one is working out. What? Okay, be real.
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  Speaker 1: Do you enjoy working out?
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  Speaker 4: Not in, like, it's like when I'm doing it, I
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  Speaker 4: don't enjoy it. The pain, the, like, the amount of
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  Speaker 4: effort and energy and mental, like, you know, shit talking
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  Speaker 4: I have to do with myself to get through a
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  Speaker 4: set sometimes. But afterwards, like, I know after I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to reap the benefits.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm going to feel so good. But the actual
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  Speaker 1: act of working out, no. I love playing basketball. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go shoot hoops. That's fun. Shooting hoops is fun.
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  Speaker 1: Playing golf is fun. Right. Lifting weights, like, no, you're
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  Speaker 1: just standing there. It's hard. It's hard. It's very hard.
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  Speaker 1: I can't say that I, like, enjoy it. But I
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  Speaker 1: like the way my body looks and feels. Like, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Enjoy? Not so much.
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  Speaker 2: But, like, I know, like, after I complete... The whole thing,
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  Speaker 2: I'm where you are, where I'm like, I feel so good. Ew,
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  Speaker 2: who likes running?
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  Speaker 1: And jumping on a trampoline. And like, who are you
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  Speaker 1: running from? Like, why are we going so fast? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, nothing funnier than one nipple or someone
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  Speaker 1: running in full street clothes. Wait, one nipple? There's the
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  Speaker 1: two things that I completely die over. When one nipple's hard? No,
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  Speaker 1: if just one nipple's out, I'm like, I can't. One
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  Speaker 1: nipple is so funny to me. I don't know why. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so confused right now. Like if you're, when you.
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  Speaker 1: One nipple out? Like when I watch Housewives and someone's
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  Speaker 1: talking in the shirt and they have to blur the nipple.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, one nipple is out. So unintentional. No
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  Speaker 1: one ever shows one nipple. You show both nipples, it's like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're intentionally taking our top off. When someone does this
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  Speaker 1: and takes out their... Or the shirt falls and their
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  Speaker 1: nipple shows. Both. Both.
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  Speaker 4: My God, you're totally tripping right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, one nipple.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: But also someone running.
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  Speaker 4: I also want to see the other person's nipple.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I want to see both. Like, I got to
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  Speaker 1: compare the two. Like, why just the one? Yeah. Like,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, if you showed.
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  Speaker 4: Me one, the nipple with the tattoo, I'd.
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  Speaker 1: Be like, oh, interesting. Let me see the other nipple.
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  Speaker 1: Is that one tattoo too? So you find it interesting.
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  Speaker 1: You find them interesting. Oh, yeah. I see where you're at. No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, someone in full street clothes, like they're not
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  Speaker 1: working out. They're in normal clothes running. And I find
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  Speaker 1: that to be hysterical. Why? Like, oh, like when people
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  Speaker 1: are running through an airport. Like, why are you trying?
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  Speaker 1: Are you trying to catch the bus? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The airport's fine because I'm like, clearly you're late for work. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: got it. But if you're driving and you see someone
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  Speaker 1: just fucking hauling ass in street clothes with like a
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  Speaker 1: backpack on, I'm like, what? What's wrong? I just think,
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  Speaker 1: what did you? You either robbed someone. Drug deal. You're
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  Speaker 1: running from the cops. What happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why
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  Speaker 1: are we running? Yeah, I get it. Okay. Understood. I'm weird. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I was very confused for a second. There was a
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  Speaker 1: moment in time where I thought anytime any of my
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  Speaker 1: family members said big bowl of berries, I would lose
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  Speaker 1: my mind laughing. I'm a weirdo. saying good morning or
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  Speaker 1: the question are you okay this person hates when someone
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  Speaker 1: says good morning to them and then asking them if
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  Speaker 1: they're okay there must not be a morning this is
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  Speaker 1: the Grinch this person is the Grinch good morning are
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  Speaker 1: you okay fuck you shut the fuck up peanut butter
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  Speaker 1: I like peanut butter. Healthy. Kind of irritates me. Why?
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  Speaker 1: The roof of your mouth. It's a little. It's like I.
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  Speaker 4: Want to love it, but I hate it. I don't
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  Speaker 4: like the smooth. I want the crunchy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're a sick little fuck. Yeah. I like the little. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're like a little nutty baby.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Carrie Underwood. Why does she lie about her face? Just
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  Speaker 1: tell us what you got done, girl.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: I love Carrie. I just saw her this summer in
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  Speaker 1: Big Sky. I love her. I don't like people who
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  Speaker 1: gatekeep what they had done, though. Who gatekeep? Tell us.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us. And who'd you go to? You know, give
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  Speaker 1: them some business. Barrel jeans. I will never understand the hype. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the wide leg. I tried. I can't. I tried in Montana,
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  Speaker 1: by the way. You could wear them because you have
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  Speaker 1: cute little legs. I got funky legs. I, I, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. You know, that's a
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  Speaker 1: great one. Barrel jeans. You have to be really petite.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't just mean like a skinny person. Like you,
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  Speaker 1: your frame has to be petite. And I, I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm petite until I stand next to you. And then
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  Speaker 1: I look like a beast. You are very compact and
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  Speaker 1: very cute. You could wear barrel jeans. Okay. I guess
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  Speaker 1: I won't throw them out and donate them. No, you
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  Speaker 1: should wear them. Okay. I love a barrel jean on
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  Speaker 1: the right person. Okay. With, like, the cute little shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: See, the shoes are the question, though. What do you wear?
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  Speaker 1: I think, like— Like, could I wear these Vans?
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  Speaker 2: No, you would have to wear, like, an Adidas Samba-style shoe.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Mm-hmm. Cute. And you got the cute little feet, too. Ketchup.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather raw dog my fries. I hate ketchup. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like ketchup either. It's disgusting to me. My friend Logan, like,
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  Speaker 1: clears them out of ketchup every time we go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm going to throw up. He needs so
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  Speaker 1: much ketchup.
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  Speaker 2: My baby, I'll put ketchup with whatever she needs to
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  Speaker 2: dip and she loves it so much. She'll move from
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  Speaker 2: one thing and to like the fruit dipping it and
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  Speaker 2: just sucking it off.
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  Speaker 1: She won't eat it. I'm like, so you've had ketchup
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  Speaker 1: for dinner. I was a little sicko. You were a
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  Speaker 1: little sicko?
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  Speaker 4: When I was a kid, I used to sit, this
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  Speaker 4: is such a weird childhood memory. I used to sit
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  Speaker 4: on my driveway and suck McDonald's ketchup packets.
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  Speaker 1: As like a snack. I'm going to throw up. That's horrendous.
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  Speaker 1: What a weirdo. Yeah, that's weird. If it was ranch,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, okay, I understand. But ketchup? Yeah, ketchup
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  Speaker 1: is funky.
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  Speaker 2: And all the germs that were used to get it out.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 4: Another condiment is Dijon mustard. I like yellow mustard. I
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  Speaker 4: hate Dijon mustard.
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  Speaker 1: Yes! Hate it. Yellow mustard only. The furthest I'll go
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  Speaker 1: is a honey mustard. Ooh, I like honey mustard. Don't
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  Speaker 1: give me... Dijon. Dijon. Unless you're making salad dressing. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. No, no. Oh, Dijon. Dijon. Dijon. Whatever it is,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want it. What are we saying, Dijon? Dijon. Dijon, Dijon. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yellow mustard for the win. Pet names. Don't call me baby, honey,
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: none of it. I love a pet name.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: Baby Boo. If I fuck with you and you drop
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  Speaker 1: baby on me, I'm like. Oh, my God. I am
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  Speaker 1: the same way. I am the same way. Are you? Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing like someone calling me like. I don't. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: babe is probably at the bottom of the totem pole.
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  Speaker 1: But when someone says baby. Yeah, I am not a pig. Babe. Babe. Oh,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: my God. Now I'm never going to be able to. Oink, oink. Unseen.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: That word. Unseen?
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  Speaker 4: Unseen?
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Unhear. Unhear. It's okay. Love a pet name. Personalized license plates.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I'm so with you. I love that. You do? Yeah. Why?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: It tells me so much about the person. I'm spinning.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I can't talk. I don't fuck with it. Okay. Country music.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, come on now. I actually, that's a red flag.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Don't even. I'm very specific. Okay, fine. I love like
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Dirt Road Anthem. I love Big Green Tractor. Okay. Toby Keith.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: You like the classics?
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, don't even get me started on Courtesy.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Of the Red, White, and Blue. Such a good song.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: The Chicks is what they are now. I fuck with
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: them hard.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Don't even play when you turn on Not Ready to
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Make Nice. Amber and I sat in my driveway for
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: the entire song, just screaming out the window.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Screaming. I'm like, You should have seen this. We should
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: have had a camera. That was amazing.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: After the audience lightly canceled me and then I see
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: DMs and it's like they liked me, then they hated me,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: then they liked me again, I play that song.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, fuck you. Yeah. You didn't rock with
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: me during my lowest point in time. Get out of here. Fireworks.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I love them. A lot of baham bugs in here.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: So cute. I love fireworks. Pickles. I like to lick them.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Not necessarily chew them. Wait, what? She just get a
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: jar of pickles and lick them? Fucking weirdo. She's like,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to eat this ketchup out of the
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: pack and then lick a fucking pickle. Weirdo. In-N-Out. Oh,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: we all know how you feel about In-N-Out. I hate it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: When I see the line. Oh, the line gets me excited.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like. But they got good Diet Coke. Who doesn't?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: So does McDonald's. No, McDonald's has a weird aftertaste. They
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: use the right ratio of syrup. Yeah, that's important. Velvet.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I have the worst phobia of it. This millennial never
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: wore a juicy track suit. That is hysterical. I love Velvet.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: She would hate my bedroom. What we're sitting on right now. Oh,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I love that. I'm like George Costanza from Seinfeld. Drape
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: me in velvet. Send me down the street. That's how
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I feel most comfortable. Drinking alcohol. I just can't anymore. Yeah.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I feel you. When people use the word veggies, just
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: say vegetables. That's actually funny. I like that one a lot.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I like veggies.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Vegetable.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Vegetable.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Like I think vegetable and I think of like cooked.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: I don't actually think I ever say vegetables.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Now that I think about it, when I'm telling my— I
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: don't say to my kids, eat your veggies.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I say, eat your vegetables. The only time I say
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: veggie is when I'm giving them veggie sticks. Hmm. The
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: song Sweet Caroline. Like, what the fuck? Sweet Caroline. I
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: know that. Oh, I hate that song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mom, mom, mom.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I kind of feel the same way.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: And what is so special about Caroline? Yeah, who is Caroline?
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. She must be sweet, though. Yeah. Matcha
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: tastes like grass in a house. We love matcha. Love
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: a midday matcha. Speaking of that, it's almost time. It's
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: almost time. It's not even noon. I know. But it
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: is time for a midday matcha when you wake up
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: at the crack of dawn. Cringy TikTok dancing videos.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Hate them.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Hate them. Hate them. Hate them.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Michelle, love her so much. She'll be like, there's this
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: TikTok trend. We should do it. And I'm like, do
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: you know me but at all? Do you know how
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: dumb I'll feel doing this? We were at Shudders and
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Janet and Brittany are.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Obsessed with that. It was like rat-a-ta-ta. Do you know
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about?
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They made it after like the 12th time. I
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm done. I don't care if my mouth
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't match up. to talk about shakalakalaka. Don't care.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: And then after it was done, I was like, oh,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: it's kind of cute. But for the most part, these
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: grown women who are like my age and they're dancing.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Around i'm like.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Stop unless you're a sick dancer like you know i'll
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: watch you all day yes that i love the little
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: ones where it's like boop do do do do do
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: no then i feel like a cheerleader and i want
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: to throw up Not that I have anything against you.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Bottomless brunch. Food is terrible and someone always ends up crying.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: That's actually funny. That's a good one. I end up
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: crying even without the bottomless brunch. AI and chat. Love.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Do you know how much I found out with chat? Yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I love it. And I shouldn't, but I do. I
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: love it. Because I ask it little stupid questions and
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: it makes me feel better. Like is this tree poisonous? Yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: And they're like, oh my gosh, what a beautiful tree.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're somewhere fun. This is what, and
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: then you send it a picture and it's like, thanks
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: for the picture. This helps me.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Out a lot.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's like a friend. The last one before
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: we sign off. Men. Men. You know I love that one.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: That one's good. I'm trying to not be a man hater,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: which I feel like I'm doing quite well, but it
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: still makes me cackle when people are like, fuck that. Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: The man.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Nah so good um thank you guys for listening to
• 21:07
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• 21:13
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• 21:17
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• 21:20
  Speaker 3: catch an unlikely affair with myself and amber on.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Thursdays or fridays you're welcome love you bye Thank you.