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DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested For Battery After Being Denied Free Refills At Lemonade Stand · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's craziest people in America. I really got Bronx. Trump's donkey.
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  Speaker 1: We in the Bronx.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not shutting us down in the.
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  Speaker 1: Craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all
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  Speaker 1: the pool HeLa.
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  Speaker 3: Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news?
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  Speaker 4: If I've catched all that treasury a whizzard legenda, it is.
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  Speaker 5: Just one of the many wacky news stories out of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Bomb the breakfast club.
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  Speaker 5: Man, Yes, Donke here today for Monday, April seventh, goes
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  Speaker 5: to Steve Cusomano. Now Steve is from Florida. What did
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  Speaker 5: your uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida?
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  Speaker 1: Say it with me.
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  Speaker 5: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 5: all of Florida. Okay, there was a brother named James
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  Speaker 5: who called up here from Florida. This morning's Luther James
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  Speaker 5: roping the flue bombs to James, I be born here, brothers,
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  Speaker 5: mug He called up here this morning and told me
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  Speaker 5: to stop calling Florida crazy. Why you want me to
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  Speaker 5: stop calling Florida what they are? I don't wake up
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  Speaker 5: in the morning looking for ways to call Florida crazy
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  Speaker 5: it happens on his own. For example, I woke up
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  Speaker 5: this morning and I saw a headline, and the headline
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  Speaker 5: read man arrested for battery of lemonade stand worker who
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  Speaker 5: denied him free refill. I had to read it twice
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  Speaker 5: because I saw lemonade and free refill. In my mind
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  Speaker 5: automatically went to Chick fil A. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 5: I just thought to myself, why.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't Chick fil A give him a free refill?
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  Speaker 5: But then I read it again and it said man
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  Speaker 5: arrested for battery of lemonade stand worker who denied free
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  Speaker 5: refill a lemonade stand.
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  Speaker 1: You mean like a young little girl, a boy.
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  Speaker 5: Sitting there with homemade lemonade selling it for a nickel,
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  Speaker 5: probably five dollars in this economy. But why would you
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  Speaker 5: expect a free refill at a lemonade stand.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the New York Daily News for the report.
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  Speaker 3: Police a transient man was arrested for getting physical with
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  Speaker 3: a worker at a Kid's lemonade stand in Florida when
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  Speaker 3: he was denied a free refill. Police in Clearwater claim
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  Speaker 3: Stephen Kussomano came across the stand. Being operated by children
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  Speaker 3: and the victim in a residential area around seven thirty
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  Speaker 3: pm Tuesday and purchased one beverage. He then became angry
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  Speaker 3: when he was not allowed to refill his cup. Khusamano,
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  Speaker 3: forty five, is accused of then grabbing the victim's wrist
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  Speaker 3: while standing in a fighting stance and threatening to beat
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  Speaker 3: her up before fleeing on foot. Cop said the suspect
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  Speaker 3: admitted to the confrontation.
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  Speaker 5: I had to look up what transient man meant for
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  Speaker 5: a second, explain to please a person who is staying
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  Speaker 5: or working in a place for only a short time.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure this donkey that they
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  Speaker 1: could win somewhere else, all right.
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  Speaker 5: I was confused that way, all right, Steve really thought
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  Speaker 5: the lemonade stand had a rewards program. Okay, imagine arguing
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  Speaker 5: over free refills with a young girl. It was a
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  Speaker 5: young girl. She's out here being an entrepreneur trying to
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  Speaker 5: raise some money for a Barbie dream house, and Steve
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  Speaker 5: wants unlimited refills on lemonade like he's at Olive Garden.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I want Steve to get beat up.
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  Speaker 5: Were complicating this life thing, Okay, No need to waste
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  Speaker 5: taxpayer dollars sending him to jail. Steve is forty five,
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  Speaker 5: Let him squab with somebody who can kick his ass,
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  Speaker 5: because this is nothing but bullying. First of all, the
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  Speaker 5: lemonade stand worker he was upset with is a woman,
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  Speaker 5: like I just said, a young girl, And it says
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  Speaker 5: the age of the female victim isn't noted in the report,
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  Speaker 5: but if it's a lemonade stand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just assume the little girl is young.
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  Speaker 5: Steve, you a forty five year old grown man, Get
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  Speaker 5: your hands off that girl and squabble up with somebody
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  Speaker 5: your own size.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: What's crazy is we live in a world where Steve
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  Speaker 5: might get with some other people who didn't get a
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  Speaker 5: free refill and file a class action lawsuit on behalf
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  Speaker 5: of forty five year old losers everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: And this is why I really don't like this story.
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  Speaker 5: This young girl was probably just hustling to get a
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  Speaker 5: new bike, a roadblocks upgrade, maybe save up a couple
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  Speaker 5: of dollars to go see the new Minecraft movie. Great film,
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  Speaker 5: by the way, and here comes Steve, forty five years old,
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  Speaker 5: upset he couldn't get bottomless lemonade lemonade for fifty cents.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't Applebee, Steve. You mad because life gave you.
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  Speaker 5: Lemons, and this young girl is selling you what you
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  Speaker 5: should have turned those lemons into. You. Grab this young
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  Speaker 5: lady by the wrists, so says the report, because you
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  Speaker 5: wanted a free refill on a cup of juice sold
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  Speaker 5: to you by someone who probably can't even spell refill.
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  Speaker 5: Yet you probably wanted to leave this little girl a
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  Speaker 5: one star Yelp review.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, no free refills wouldn't recommend. What's next?
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna go to a bake sale and raise hell
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  Speaker 5: because they didn't have no gluten free brownies. Steve, this
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  Speaker 5: isn't Golden Corral. You are not at Red Lobster. This
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  Speaker 5: ain't bottomless pink lemonade. This is sidewalk economics. You gave
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  Speaker 5: her fifty cents. She gave you six sounds of diabetes
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  Speaker 5: transaction over what was the Joe Gael can't.
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  Speaker 1: Quote it from a tail laying again, don't, because that's
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  Speaker 1: why it can I say it? No? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, please get Stephen Kusomano's the biggest he huh
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  Speaker 1: this one over here? Can I say it? Hey?
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  Speaker 5: Yo?
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  Speaker 1: All right? He grabbed the damn hand he grabbed shorty hand.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm over not getting a free reefull eliminade.
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  Speaker 1: Some people just need to get meat up.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you, thank you for that donkey today.
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  Speaker 2: Now let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred five
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  Speaker 2: eight five one oh five one. Do we have audio
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  Speaker 2: j just hilarious talking about how she met a fiance.
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  Speaker 1: No, he said it's coming in.
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  Speaker 2: So the question is eight hundred five eight five one
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  Speaker 2: oh five to one. Both ess hilarious and I'll producer tailor.
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  Speaker 2: They said that they made the first move when it
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  Speaker 2: came to talking to their men.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, you said all out period. No I didn't
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  Speaker 1: because I didn't know he was Spanish yet. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: so the.
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  Speaker 2: Question is eight hundred five eight five one oh five
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  Speaker 2: to one. Ladies, do you have an issue with shooting
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  Speaker 2: your shot at someone you're into or are you old fashioned?
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  Speaker 2: But be like, I'm not shooting my shot if he
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  Speaker 2: ain't hollering at me. First we have the audio, let's
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  Speaker 2: put the audio.
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  Speaker 4: I met him February twenty third, twenty twenty three. I
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  Speaker 4: was just finishing up a co hosting day at Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 4: This a year before I got the position, and I
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  Speaker 4: met him and he.
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  Speaker 1: He's the truck driver.
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  Speaker 4: So he was on the stop and I went into
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  Speaker 4: a restaurant and I'm flirting with him and everything, and
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  Speaker 4: he wasn't really paying me no mind.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, did you know who you were? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: He did, but he thought that like he was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to be a part of a roast battle,
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  Speaker 4: Like I don't even That's the thing. People are intimidated.
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  Speaker 4: Guys are intimidated by me because they felt like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: that's right, And so he just was like, oh god,
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  Speaker 4: this girl.
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  Speaker 6: Nah.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm drinking and everything and then we talking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still picking with him.
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  Speaker 4: I made him laugh and that's when I that's when
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  Speaker 4: he cracked and then he started engaging more.
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  Speaker 1: And I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: Realize how drunk I was until I got up and
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  Speaker 4: went to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I'm drunk. I got get out
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  Speaker 1: of here.
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  Speaker 4: So on my way back to the seat, he was like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: before I leave, I wanted to know if I could
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  Speaker 4: take you out, would you let me take you out?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, now you want to know?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm all drunk and period. I love it.
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  Speaker 5: So the question, now, that's right, what tail that? I
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  Speaker 5: want Tailor to tell her story. Let's make all the
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  Speaker 5: little ladies feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: We got about sixty seconds. You're coming fast, better run,
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  Speaker 1: so they're welcome. Hit out of breath.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're just joining us, we're asking, ladies, do
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  Speaker 2: you have an issue with shooting your shot at someone
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  Speaker 2: you're into?
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  Speaker 1: Taylor, you did the same shot shot okay, But we were.
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  Speaker 6: At my friends like little function, I mean okay, me
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  Speaker 6: and him were like looking at each other and then
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  Speaker 6: I just went up to him. I was like, so,
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  Speaker 6: what's up? How are you? And then you started talking.
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  Speaker 6: I asked him like a random question, like oh, I
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  Speaker 6: asked him, all right, so let me break out what
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  Speaker 6: we're doing.
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  Speaker 1: What we're doing. We started talking.
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  Speaker 6: About it's a fun conversation and the icebreakers, and.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure absolutely he has about a zombie breakout.
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  Speaker 6: Be very clear. I say this when I'm sober. So
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  Speaker 6: then after that we talked for like four hours. They're
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  Speaker 6: the workframe. Knowing those dumb bowls, Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's real love. When you ask about a
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  Speaker 1: zombie breakout, he don't run the other way, and he's
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  Speaker 1: into it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeahs love clown that Jeff Taylor out here shooting shot,
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  Speaker 2: scoring Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile y'all out here sitting back in the cut, being patient.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Praying Lauren is the way.
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  Speaker 1: But eight hundred.
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  Speaker 2: One o five one, ladies, do you have an issue
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  Speaker 2: with shooting your shot? Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Club
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