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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 28th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. And we've got some people on the
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  Speaker 1: text making a very good point. I don't know where
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  Speaker 1: he is. He ran out the door. He's supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be in here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, here he.
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  Speaker 1: Comes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: We'll wait and see.
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  Speaker 3: Take your time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I think I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: That's a very valid point. Before the break, we were
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  Speaker 1: talking about these different Ferrari cars and F1 stuff or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It just reminded me I was wondering why people would
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  Speaker 1: spend money. Like, if you're going to get a Ferrari
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  Speaker 1: or a Lamborghini, why would you get the SUV Ferrari
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  Speaker 1: or Lamborghini?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because you've got money to burn.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just like, I don't know. Those kind of cars
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  Speaker 1: seem to be, you want something that looks like it
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  Speaker 1: came in like Miami Vice or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder where this is going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, people on the text, because you had made
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  Speaker 1: the comment about the Porsche SUV. Porsche. Porsche SUV and
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  Speaker 1: about how ugly they are. And somebody, man, did Seabass
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  Speaker 1: just say the Porsche SUVs are gross? Guy drives a Cybertruck.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, this is a terrible, low IQ response, but
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  Speaker 4: highly predictable and trite. The point being that the Porsche SUV,
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  Speaker 4: Lamborghini SUV- It's fair.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
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  Speaker 4: The point, because you interrupted me as I'm making my
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  Speaker 4: excellent point. The point being that all of those super
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  Speaker 4: luxury SUVs look like generic hybrid SUVs. So as I
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  Speaker 4: pointed out in the air, why are you paying $ 315, 000
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  Speaker 4: for something that looks like everything else? Which obviously does
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  Speaker 4: not apply to the Cybertruck.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it's also not $ 300, 000.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly. Which is why that- point that this was being
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  Speaker 4: brought up on the text is inapplicable and stupid oh
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  Speaker 4: okay but it's.
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  Speaker 2: Also about aesthetics and they think the aesthetics of the
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  Speaker 2: cyber truck are not there.
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  Speaker 4: Right which is but that's not the conversation at hand
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  Speaker 4: the conversation at hand is if you're going to pay
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  Speaker 4: for something that looks like anything else why are you
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  Speaker 4: paying hundreds of thousands of dollars i.
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  Speaker 1: Mean i agree i agree with what you're saying there
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  Speaker 1: but that's.
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  Speaker 3: Not what the guy said he said you said it
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  Speaker 3: looked gross and he thinks the cyber truck looks gross.
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  Speaker 4: But I said it looks gross in relation for the money.
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  Speaker 4: Like I said, I said specifically, why not? This looks
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  Speaker 4: like the money side. Let's just say like all things
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  Speaker 4: were equal. Like I said, which one is less hideous?
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  Speaker 4: I think that's the point.
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  Speaker 1: They're making on the text.
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  Speaker 4: What I said on the air was, That looks like
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  Speaker 4: anything I'd pick up to rent at Hertz for the weekend,
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  Speaker 4: which is fine. I don't think that's gross, but I
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  Speaker 4: think paying $ 300, 000 for it is gross, which is the
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  Speaker 4: point I'm making, which is why the text was predictable
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  Speaker 4: and stupid and inapplicable.
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  Speaker 2: The Porsche SUV is just insanely boring looking.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly my point.
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  Speaker 4: And why pay a quarter of a million dollars for that?
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  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY. We're getting people lined up right now because... Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for radio's
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  Speaker 1: most immature game. It is time for Guess Who's Guess.
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  Speaker 1: Guess Who's Guess. All right, so ongoing homework assignment here at.
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  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: What you're supposed to do is when you feel one brewing,
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  Speaker 1: you capture the sound that it makes and it escapes
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  Speaker 1: your body. You send it over to me. I keep
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  Speaker 1: a little file, ongoing file here of people's submissions. And
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  Speaker 1: then the submission of their emission.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, speaking of which, I told you guys off the air,
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  Speaker 4: but on the air, I've been having a great time
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  Speaker 4: changing the walkaway security sound on the Cybertruck to.
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  Speaker 1: A fart noise. It's delightful and it's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: And they have a whole library of farts. Sometimes they're
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  Speaker 4: big and long.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: I thought there was only one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: And they're highly audible, especially in a parking deck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: try that, luxury cars.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 2: Take that.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see your Ferrari do that.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, as you walk away.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so you just want to be the first
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  Speaker 1: person to correctly guess whose guess it is. Your options, Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass,
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  Speaker 1: or Jeff G. All right, those are your options.
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  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 1: That's 877-44-WOODY. Let's say hi to Megan here. Hi, Megan.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Megan.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Amy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, are you ready to play Guess Who's Guess?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I'm ready.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So when you're ready for this week's sound,
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  Speaker 1: say hit me. Hit me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 5: That was brutal.
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  Speaker 3: That was a two-parter.
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  Speaker 5: I thought, how did this one even make it into it?
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  Speaker 1: It started off cute.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hear it again.
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  Speaker 2: So wet.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say.
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  Speaker 5: It got muddy.
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  Speaker 6: Moist.
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  Speaker 1: We have mud, folks.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So your options are Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass, or
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  Speaker 1: Jeff G. Guess who's gas, Megan?
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  Speaker 3: It sounded like a zipper. I'm going to say Jeff G.
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  Speaker 1: I said gargle interrupted. Just so I can differentiate. Jeff G.
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  Speaker 1: It does sound like a guy who suffers from IBS.
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  Speaker 5: It does sound very familiar.
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  Speaker 1: Megan, thank you for the call. I appreciate you listening
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  Speaker 1: to The Woody Show. Let's say hi to Myra. Hi, Myra.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, Myra.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready to play Guess Who's Gas? I am
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  Speaker 1: so ready. When you're ready, say hit me. Hit me. Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Keep in mind, I have that pocket of pills. I
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  Speaker 1: have some Imodium in there. All right, Myra, guess who's gas?
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  Speaker 1: Jeff G is off the table. Your options, Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace,
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  Speaker 1: or Seabass. I'm going to go with our birthday boy, Menace.
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  Speaker 1: Show me Menace. No, it is not Menace. Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 5: That mud, though.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Myra, thank you for listening to The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say hi to Vincent. What's up, Vincent?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Happy birthday, Menace.
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  Speaker 1: That's so nice of you to remember Menace's birthday. All right,
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  Speaker 1: when you're ready, say, hit me.
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  Speaker 3: Hit me.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting down to it. So your options are Woody, Gina, Greg,
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  Speaker 1: or Seabass. Guess who's gas.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that was nasty, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I'll say hopefully it's not, but Gina.
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  Speaker 1: Show me Gina.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not Gina. How awesome. I'm glad it wasn't her.
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  Speaker 2: It would have been so awesome. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Vincent. Bye. Appreciate you listening to the Woody show.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say hi to Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: All right, playing Guess Who's Gassed. When you're ready, say,
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  Speaker 1: hit me. Hit me.
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  Speaker 4: It's worse every time. It's like a great painting that
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  Speaker 4: the more you look at it, the more you notice
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  Speaker 4: new things.
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  Speaker 3: It's like bubbling sewage.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. That's definitely an underwear check.
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  Speaker 1: Or a sheet check. The options still left for you. Woody, Greg,
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  Speaker 1: or Seabass, Guess Who's Gassed.
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  Speaker 6: I want to say Seabass.
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  Speaker 1: Show me Seabass.
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  Speaker 4: Yes!
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  Speaker 1: That's why I.
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  Speaker 4: Said the sheet check, because if you have a great
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  Speaker 4: bit of a... I'm impressed with myself. That was sound production.
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  Speaker 2: It sounded like it burned.
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  Speaker 4: If you got a little sheet for it there, and
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  Speaker 4: you're nude and out, you get real up close. There's
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  Speaker 4: nothing unmuffled. If the producers of Hail Mary, whatever the
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  Speaker 4: next project Hail Mary is, want to sample that for
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  Speaker 4: like an alien voice. Yeah, because they use like birds
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  Speaker 4: and like wood stakes and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: They merge everything together.
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  Speaker 2: Can we hear that again?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you sure can.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: What did you eat? God knows what.
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  Speaker 5: Trying to figure out what it's flapping on. Do you
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  Speaker 5: have hemorrhoids or anything?
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  Speaker 4: That's just tight, muscly skin.
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  Speaker 5: I was just worried for you. It's that tight, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Vanessa, congratulations. You're the winner on Guess Who's Gas. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: Hang on.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for putting up with us and
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  Speaker 1: listening to The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: You have to tell everybody how you are.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, make sure you tell everybody. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Menace, imagine Ryan Gosling's talking to Rocky.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: How do I speak to you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so cute. I need it.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta have it.
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  Speaker 1: Craig, are you the only one on the show that's
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  Speaker 1: had an STD?
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  Speaker 2: I'm the only one that's been honest about it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I told you I had a false, back in
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  Speaker 4: my donoring days, I had a false positive for chlamydia,
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  Speaker 4: which caused me to not be able to donate for,
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  Speaker 4: it was either six months or a year.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: As far as I know, I've never had one.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you would know.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, do they burn off?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm sure you have not had one.
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  Speaker 3: Do UTIs count? Because if so, then yes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's... No.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think so, no.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because, like, most people or whatever, like, some form
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  Speaker 1: of herpes, whether you get, like, cold sores or something
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  Speaker 1: like that, right? Not necessarily, like, genital herpes.
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  Speaker 4: That's not most, but it's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Canker sores?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: That's herpes.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: That's herpes? It is.
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  Speaker 5: I do have a question.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, because canker sores, like, that was when I
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  Speaker 1: had braces when I was a kid. If I get
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  Speaker 1: a little cut on the inside of my mouth, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times they would turn into a canker sore.
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  Speaker 1: You're right.
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  Speaker 4: They are different, but I think people mistake one for
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  Speaker 4: the other a lot.
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  Speaker 1: But canker sores aren't herpes, right? Correct. Okay. Then no.
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  Speaker 1: That was the only thing I wasn't quite sure about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I guess, would that count?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But I had it when I was a kid, like
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  Speaker 1: way before ever being... Sexually active or whatever. Like what
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  Speaker 1: I had, you knew.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Greg had to go to the doctor. He had to
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  Speaker 1: get that shot that he said felt like getting a
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  Speaker 1: sledgehammer just like.
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  Speaker 2: To the butt cheek.
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  Speaker 1: Right to the butt cheek.
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  Speaker 2: It was the most painful shot. I hobbled out of
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  Speaker 2: there like I had broken my legs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: How old were you again?
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  Speaker 2: You were, I mean. When I got that? Yeah, like 40? Oh, God, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was, yes, 40 on the dot.
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  Speaker 1: Was this your whore phase? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: In the thick of it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Sweet.
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  Speaker 5: I don't regret it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, man, gotta live, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so Jeff's got a game for us.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. So, you know, a lot of medical terms can
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  Speaker 5: be confusing. Woody, you mentioned, you know, canker sores versus
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  Speaker 5: herpes and the confusion there. But medical terms, when they're
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  Speaker 5: long and lengthy words that you've never, ever heard, that
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  Speaker 5: only doctors use or nurses use, they can be very confusing.
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  Speaker 5: So the game today, is it an STD or nothing, G?
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 5: So is it an STD or just some regular illness?
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 5: We'll start with the first one here. It's very simple.
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  Speaker 5: You just guess if it's an STD or no. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Chancroid. Chankroid?
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  Speaker 2: Chankroid?
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  Speaker 4: Chankroid.
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  Speaker 1: Chankroid. Chankroid. I don't even know what that could be.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, roid. Hemroid.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say that is not an STD.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like a German family name.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Chankroid. I'll say yes.
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  Speaker 3: I'll say no.
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  Speaker 1: Of the anus.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm thinking like hemroid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going no.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: Seabass?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it sounds a lot like canker, so I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to go yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Go yeah? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Is it an STD?
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  Speaker 5: It is an STD.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 5: It is a bacterial infection that gives you painful open
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  Speaker 5: sores down there.
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  Speaker 1: Chancroid. Chancroid.
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  Speaker 4: Google image search, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do it. Chancroid? How do you spell it, Jeff?
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  Speaker 2: C-H. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 5: C-H- A-N- C-R-O-I-D.
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  Speaker 4: It's related to canker sore. Soft canker or chanker, whichever
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: that is.
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: That looks like a Danish.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: It does. It kind of looks like a cheese Danish
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: kind of pastry. It looks like a condom. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: a condom with some, I don't know, cottage cheese in the.
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  Speaker 2: Middle of it.
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  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: And that would be on what? Like on your.
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  Speaker 1: On your junk?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it says spread through direct sexual contact.
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  Speaker 4: Zoom out and take a look.
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  Speaker 1: This is from safeclinic.com or something. God damn.
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  Speaker 3: I got to get off of this page.
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  Speaker 1: What you need to know. Sexually transmitted infection, painful ulcers
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  Speaker 1: with irregular edges, often multiple, spread through direct sexual contact
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  Speaker 1: with sores. All right. So that one is.
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  Speaker 5: That's chancroid.
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  Speaker 2: Chancroid.
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  Speaker 5: Move on to number two. Is it an STD or nothing, G?
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  Speaker 1: Trichomoniasis.
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  Speaker 4: I've heard of this.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard of this.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say no on this one.
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  Speaker 3: I think trick is like hair or hair follicles, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to say no.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. I just want to say- Trichomoniasis.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't this the pork disease?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's trichinosis.
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  Speaker 4: Trichinorius?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Trichomoniasis.
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  Speaker 2: I'll say no.
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: Menace?
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  Speaker 5: No, I think it is.
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  Speaker 4: It is? I think the nickname for it is Trig.
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  Speaker 4: You got the Trig? Oh, it's Trig or Trick? Well,
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  Speaker 4: I think Trig. Maybe the nickname is Trig, though.
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  Speaker 1: Trichomoniasis. Tricho.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I say that.
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  Speaker 4: Is this where the term trich came from?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard that word before, but unless
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting it confused with something else, but I'll say
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  Speaker 1: not an STD.
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  Speaker 2: Not.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: Menace, you say yes? Yeah, I think it is. You're right.
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  Speaker 5: It is a parasite, and it is the most common
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  Speaker 5: curable STD in the country.
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  Speaker 1: And how do you get it?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. It does not say. I don't have
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  Speaker 5: that in my answer.
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  Speaker 4: I'm having sex with raw pork.
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry about that.
• 13:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 13:24
  Speaker 5: Banging. I was thinking raw pork.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: It trichomonas vaginalis.
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: We'll see.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: This is one of those ones where- Affecting the urinary tract, vagina,
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: or digestive system.
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: This is one of those ones that affects one sex
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: way worse than the other. Men may not show any symptoms.
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: So you might have had this as a guy not
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: known about it, but as a lady, it's not fun.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Frothy. Never mind.
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: Froth.
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: Ew.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: Shout out to foam.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: How do you get it?
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: I love that we're diving deep into this.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: How do you get it? Trying to learn. I just
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: got a parasite. Primary through unprotected genital to genital contact.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: With someone who already had the parasite. Penile vaginal sex. Oh,
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: you even get it like, dude, don't bumping donuts. Vulva
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: to vulva contact.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: Something tells me that's much less common.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Next one. Is it an STD?
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: Or is it nothing? G, number three.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Tynia cruris.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Tynia cruris?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Sounds like another way to say micropenis.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Tynia cruris.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Tynia. Tynia wiener. Cruris.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: Or like an Irish midget stripper.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Tynia cruris.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Uh, uh. No.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: The literal only reason I'm saying no is because the
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: last two have been, because I have no clue.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: I was going to piggyback on that.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: No.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: I'll say no just because it doesn't ring any bells.
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: No, because it kind of sounds like this electronic store
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: What is it? All right.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: It is no. That is the medical term for common
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: jock itch. All right.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Jock itch does suck.
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: How do you get that?
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Just being sweaty or something?
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: And wearing, like, if you wear the same cup over,
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: or the same supporter, I should say, with your cup
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: over and over and over again. You gotta be dirty.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: It can also be, like, from the friction. Like chafing? Yeah,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: kind of like the same type of thing, right?
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Right, but then you have to, like, do that with
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: a dirty something, like, again and again and again.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's a fungal skin infection. Yeah, groin, inner thighs, buttocks.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Buttocks.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's two words. Tinea cruris.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Tinea cruris.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, transferred via direct skin-to-skin contact, shared damp towels or clothes,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: or by, yeah, from an existing case of athlete's foot.
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're scratching your nads with your foot.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Tough actin, tenectin.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: You guys want one more?
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give me one more here. Is it an STD?
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: This is... Nothing, G. Number four.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Number four. Thoriasis.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Ah, I know this.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: I thought I got to see a commercial for this
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: during football. Like psoriasis.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, psoriasis.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. Thoriasis. Your thorax?
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be, I mean, the inflammation of your chest cavity.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: It's actually spelled P-H-T-H. So it's P-H-T-H-R-I-R. I-A-S-I-S.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: That's necessary. Thoriasis.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Thoriasis.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Pterodactyl.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Thoriasis.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say no.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Doesn't sound very sexy.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like gonorrhea sounds sexy.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Chlamydia.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I'll say yes.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Well, it's the inflammation of whatever your thora is. I
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: don't know what that is.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Let's say yes.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I'll say yes.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I'll say no.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Sammy? I think yes.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, and please have froth.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Jeff G?
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: All right. It is an STD, and it is the
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: fancy medical name for crabs, ladies and gentlemen.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: That is fancy.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: How do you get rid of crabs?
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: You just hold a lighter. A shampoo, right?
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: You hold the lighter up to them, and they crawl out.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: And like shave or something, right? That's tics, right?
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's tics.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Am I thinking of this?
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tics.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: You do that with tics for sure, yeah.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: But not crabs as well?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: No, I remember like... Definitely try it.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Tell us what happens.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Lice and crabs are like the same thing, right?
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: They're not? Oh, yeah.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: But down there, yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: That's why you can shave, right?
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: And that's what helps them.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: No.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: That doesn't work.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Do they still do the exams at school?
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: No, no one's said anything about it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I don't remember my kids ever saying anything about that either.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure they do that. They used to line
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: us up in the hallway.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: With that little.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Root for your scalp like we're baboons.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that comb with that.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: One by one, we'd go into the nurse's office. This
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: was like elementary school, like first grade. First grade, second grade.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember I had it.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: And they'd go in there and they'd just look at
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: your head like, oh, you're good, next. And then all
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: your classmates would get it. And if some kid had lice...
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: They had to use that shampoo. It's called RID.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: RID.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Wait, you had the exam, Jeff, or you had the lice?
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: I had lice, yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: You did?
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Like in your head or like the pubelice?
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: No, no, not the crabs. No, I remember I had
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: to shave my head. Me and my brother had to
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: do it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. I've had lice before, too, but I was
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: not a kid. Yeah, I was in my early 20s.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Nice. And there was only like two or three of them.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Where does that come from? But you have to comb
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: through the whole.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Well, mine came from... a child on Christmas that was
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: at my house because it came from a kid, right?
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: And there was an outbreak at that school that they
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: didn't know about and brought it to my house on Christmas.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, so where would like crabs, like the STD, like
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: where would that come from?
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Banging?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Like where do you, like the first part, like where
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: do they initially get it? You know what I mean?
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Crabs just be jumping from place to place.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: A lot of this stuff is trans species in origin.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: That's exactly right because a dude had to Get curious
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: about banging an animal.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Or he just, a lot of times we slept with
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: our livestock, that sort of thing. And slept with your livestock.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: It comes from the Greek word thoreus, meaning louse. There
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: you go. And pubic lice, a.k.a.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Crabs, can apparently live in your armpits, beards, and chest hair.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Ew.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: So look alive, people.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I remember I looked up. Everybody else itching right now?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: If I had that, I would unalive myself.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I remember I looked up an image of that. A
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: long time ago.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Crabs?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it does look like a little, yeah, yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: It kind of looks like a little crab.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Little baby crab?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: That's delicious.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Are they visible at all? Yeah, that's what they look like.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: God damn, that's gross.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it does. It looks like a little, you know.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: I'm sure we could find videos.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, Greg, you'd take an acid bath and end it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jeff.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: My pleasure. This was very educational.
• 19:47
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• 19:48
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• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: He bit it.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: I think it squirted.
• 19:52
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• 19:54
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