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Kyle's life is FALLING APART · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wakes John Jay and rich what's cracking like?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big bulls dove snoopy, decle, double
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  Speaker 2: gigsel bang boom.
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  Speaker 1: What you don't do.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Rin ten team.
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  Speaker 3: We're not talking about last If, the one and only
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  Speaker 3: does all the classic last.
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  Speaker 1: The big ser people double jib in your face to
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  Speaker 1: be and in the place to be. And you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to John Jay and Rich wake us.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich Our phone numbers eight seven, seven
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  Speaker 2: nine three seven one oh four seven. The text line
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  Speaker 2: you text jj R whatever you want to say to
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  Speaker 2: number nine six eight ninety three. The text here This
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  Speaker 2: is interesting for me. Remember I told you guys that
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  Speaker 2: I bumped. I was going to this place, uh to
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  Speaker 2: do some writ recon on a possible uh blood blood cleaning.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go to this place, Oh yeah, where
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  Speaker 1: they take out your blood and then they cleaned and
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  Speaker 1: put it back in you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I saw a place, a dental place called Gentle Dental.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, what a great name, gentle Dental. Yes, well
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  Speaker 2: there's a text. And I didn't know this. Gentle Dental
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  Speaker 2: is a chain. They have them everywhere in Oregon. I
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  Speaker 2: had no idea Gentle Dentals.
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  Speaker 1: It is a great name. It's a great name.
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  Speaker 2: Also, John Jay, I think you need to buy the
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  Speaker 2: red bottoms for your wife. Every woman wants lubitons.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. My wife didn't know what they were,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm definitely not gonna bring that up ever, ever, ever again.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle has lubetants.
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  Speaker 3: I got, Yeah, I got a pair for my wedding
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  Speaker 3: because that's a special occasion. And then I got a
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  Speaker 3: pair for iHeartRadio Music Festival when we met. And I
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  Speaker 3: have a I have a hack because there's a really
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  Speaker 3: great place that you could get on like half the
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  Speaker 3: price where Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say, because it maybe I'll go look first. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I know, so she's got a hack for expensive shoes,
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  Speaker 2: But do you have a hack for all the other issues?
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  Speaker 1: If you go on Kyle social media.
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  Speaker 2: The last I don't know, a week, week and a half,
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  Speaker 2: you've brought up your radiator in your car, the washing
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  Speaker 2: machine in your house broke and falling apart at a
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  Speaker 2: YouTube how to fix it totally, and then the air
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  Speaker 2: conditioning unit. It's like mercury red is definitely hitting you,
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  Speaker 2: oh big time.
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm like everything around me is falling apart. Everything's breaking.
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  Speaker 3: So we had a friend that was coming in to
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  Speaker 3: stay with us, and the room, like the part of
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  Speaker 3: the house where that room is. We went in to
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  Speaker 3: get it all, like I wanted to like make sure
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  Speaker 3: the sheets were clean and get everything ready, and it
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  Speaker 3: was like really hot, like it's been really hot, like
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  Speaker 3: it's been over one hundred degrees right the last few days.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, Oh, this is really bad.
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  Speaker 1: This is really really bad.
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  Speaker 3: So I've been endorsing Collins Commercial Services for a while
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  Speaker 3: and I love it because I actually got to call
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  Speaker 3: them to come service our house. And the cool thing
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  Speaker 3: is is, like I usually with this kind of stuff,
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  Speaker 3: I let Scott handle all of it because I don't
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  Speaker 3: know anything about our house systems and I don't like
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  Speaker 3: I kind of feel like in the past, whenever I've
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  Speaker 3: dealt with like service people like that, they can tell
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, and they're like, you need twelve new
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  Speaker 3: air conditions.
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  Speaker 1: You know what this is.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you said about your car. He said, you
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to deal with the car thing because they
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  Speaker 2: look at you like you don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like, look, I probably need to like put
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  Speaker 3: some glasses on like a man.
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  Speaker 1: The stereotype, like the blonde hair. Yes, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, but.
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  Speaker 3: It is I can't even find it because I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know anything about it. Like they're absolutely right.
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  Speaker 3: But the cold thing that I love about Collins is
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  Speaker 3: they came in and they actually like were like, well,
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  Speaker 3: let me just check it out. And I'm like, okay, okay, great,
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  Speaker 3: so let's go in the room. Let me show you
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  Speaker 3: where the problem is. And I click the air conditioning
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  Speaker 3: you and I was like, see what happens is it?
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  Speaker 3: It makes a noise, but then no air comes on
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  Speaker 3: and they're in the room and we click it and
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  Speaker 3: it's like and the air starts coming out of the sear.
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  Speaker 1: I was broken. That's like when your mom says, You're like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't find it. I can't find it, and then
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  Speaker 1: your mom walked in. She's like it's right here, like
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  Speaker 1: cold air, like it was working, like.
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  Speaker 3: It started working. I'm like, dude, no, it was like
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  Speaker 3: it was very it was very noticeable that this was
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  Speaker 3: not working. And he was like, Okay, no worries. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just going to go up and the added where all
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  Speaker 3: the equipment is. We'll just check it out, just to
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  Speaker 3: be sure, because we also had this problem about a
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  Speaker 3: year ago when my dad came to stay with us.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My stemm was like, hey, I just want to let
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  Speaker 3: you know, like I don't think the air conditioning is
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  Speaker 3: working in there, and we're like, oh, just through it whatever,
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  Speaker 3: And then the next day it started working again. So
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  Speaker 3: I've known that there's maybe, like maybe an issue, but
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  Speaker 3: it only happens around when mercury is retrograde, right.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So how long is mercury and retrograde?
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  Speaker 3: Well I have good news for you guys, because today,
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  Speaker 3: officially we are out of mercury retrograde.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, work no.
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  Speaker 3: No, So they went up and they were like, there
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  Speaker 3: is actually a part that needs to be replaced, but
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  Speaker 3: it's a really small part and we have it in stock,
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  Speaker 3: so we can get it fixed right away.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's good though.
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  Speaker 3: That's at least good news, thank god.
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  Speaker 2: Or anytime after today it should work according to retrograde stuff, right,
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  Speaker 2: because that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Because quick update, what happened to your car? The radiator?
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  Speaker 3: So I haven't actually taken.
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  Speaker 1: Your car.
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  Speaker 3: My car gave me a noteification that said, hey, heads up,
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  Speaker 3: you may want to take your car in because the
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  Speaker 3: radiator is like very weak right now or something like that,
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  Speaker 3: and I just got it fixed. I shouldn't have to
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  Speaker 3: take it in your car, I do, yell at my car. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Then my necklace got stuck in our washing machine and
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  Speaker 3: we had to like take out the agitator and there
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  Speaker 3: was literally like complete metal chunks like our washing machines trash,
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  Speaker 3: like we can't use it right now, like we have
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  Speaker 3: no washing machine.
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  Speaker 1: The whole.
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  Speaker 3: Wash It was like my car still broken, the washing
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  Speaker 3: to machine still broken. Our air conditioner got fixed right
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  Speaker 3: away thanks to Colins Commercial Services. Heads up. You should
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  Speaker 3: definitely call them if you have an issue.
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  Speaker 1: You need to pick up some other.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, because like I had text him, I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, because they do hvac and plumbing. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if this is like something you guys do.
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  Speaker 1: But our washing.
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  Speaker 3: Machine broke and they're like, no, we don't really fix
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  Speaker 3: that washing machine like the plumbing for it.
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  Speaker 1: They it, but no we don't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so currently on the market for a new radiator
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  Speaker 3: and a new washing machine. But other than that, I'm
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  Speaker 3: happy to hear that Mercury is out of retrograde because
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  Speaker 3: maybe maybe all that stuff will just fix itself.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle's gonna be uber into work wearing all kinds. I
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  Speaker 1: can't wait till you get.
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  Speaker 2: Into like your your your old wardrobe from from from
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  Speaker 2: her club, her club, and days.
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  Speaker 3: Her magicians A magician, he said, magicians. John j always
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  Speaker 3: to call me a magician assistant.
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  Speaker 1: I gave you credit.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good because I was gonna say she's the magician.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. There's not one magician in
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  Speaker 2: the world that dressed like the way Kyle. Don't get
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  Speaker 2: me wrong. I love the outfit.
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  Speaker 1: It was great. She was a hot magician, very much so,
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  Speaker 1: but definitely an assistant. It was Halloween anyway, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait till shows off. Why are you dressed
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  Speaker 1: like that? Wash Picks?
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  Speaker 2: Is any one of those we're supposed to wear a
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  Speaker 2: theme today?
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  Speaker 1: I forgot no White's brothers, got no clothes left