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  Speaker 1: Wii Wi breaking character to announce that Artists on Artists
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  Speaker 1: the episode Smells like Movies. Welcome back to Artists on
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  Speaker 1: Artists on Artists on Artists. This week the Barbie movie,
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  Speaker 1: the Polypocket Movie. These movies have one thing in common.
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  Speaker 1: They're produced in part by corporations.
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  Speaker 2: Corporations are finally making their way into cinema after a
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  Speaker 2: long awaited foray. They've made such creative characters, interesting choices,
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  Speaker 2: and now it's time to see those on the silver screen.
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  Speaker 3: Movies are art, but sometimes they don't need to be,
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  Speaker 3: because corporations can get into it too.
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  Speaker 4: So take out your corporations and buy a movie ticket.
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  Speaker 5: Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited to talk because like we don't talk about
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  Speaker 2: movies like this, like with other people. So like me
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  Speaker 2: and my partner, like we're really stoked to be here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is so awesome.
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  Speaker 4: I literally can't wait to for everyone to go around
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  Speaker 4: and talk about their movie.
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  Speaker 2: It's awesome. You're freaking freaking out. Chill out, man, Okay.
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  Speaker 6: And more than the movies, I'm very excited to discuss
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  Speaker 6: the products they represent, because products make the world go round.
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  Speaker 6: What the thing we say over here is is products
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  Speaker 6: is profits. And sometimes movie can just be a way
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  Speaker 6: to get you did that?
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  Speaker 2: How are you guys? Like, maybe you guys should tell us,
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  Speaker 2: like who you are on link, what movie you made?
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  Speaker 7: Let's all go oh yea yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well my name is Scott Scottsdale. I am Dale Scottsdale,
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  Speaker 6: and we are, of course.
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  Speaker 7: The famous Scottsdale Brothers.
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  Speaker 8: We worked very hard to inherit Sham.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: He inherited the entire corporation and IP of Sham. Waited
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  Speaker 7: patiently as our father passed away. God he took a
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  Speaker 7: long time.
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  Speaker 6: Now we have Sham wou and we are acquiring scrub
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  Speaker 6: Daddy and some other things as well. I'm working specifically
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  Speaker 6: on acquiring the ped egg and I am working on
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  Speaker 6: acquiring regular eggs just for my fridge.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't aware that sham Wow was old enough to
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  Speaker 1: be inherited, oh generation around pasthaway.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's really you know, the infommercial really brought
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  Speaker 7: light to the ShamWow.
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  Speaker 8: But we've been around ninety.
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  Speaker 6: It's a long it's a legacy product. Yes, it's gone
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  Speaker 6: through a couple of different names, couple little rebrand the
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  Speaker 6: scrub wall and the cup. But the ship, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that one didn't stick. That was in the early nineteen hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Whush cup interesting because it's not a cup, is it's Well.
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  Speaker 7: That's why it didn't stick. It's one of the reasons.
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  Speaker 5: Now you guys. So you guys are actually brothers?
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, where the Scott still brother?
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  Speaker 8: Scottis Scott still brother?
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  Speaker 5: Amazing? And and who's older?
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  Speaker 7: And well we're Irish twins. A mother couldn't keep a
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  Speaker 7: leg shut. We were born on the.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so which one is?
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  Speaker 7: So sorry?
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  Speaker 3: We love women.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm so sorry I forgot rebranding women.
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  Speaker 8: What we need for the box office.
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  Speaker 7: We now love women.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, Oh I get that.
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  Speaker 5: I get that.
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  Speaker 8: Totally found out they go to the movies.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Like I did want to just kind of
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  Speaker 2: reiterate that, like even though you are Irish twins, you
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  Speaker 2: know one of you is older because you did mention
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  Speaker 2: eleven months different. So I just wanted to know who
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  Speaker 2: is older.
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  Speaker 8: Right, So we're Irish twins.
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  Speaker 6: Eleven Irish twins is one of the two siblings were
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  Speaker 6: born in the same year I was born, for example,
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  Speaker 6: in eleven months apart from when I was born.
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  Speaker 7: And one of us was in January, when one of
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  Speaker 7: us was in December.
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  Speaker 6: And so our mother her thought was her legs, I'll
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  Speaker 6: just stop one out, I'll pop one out in January,
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  Speaker 6: and then I'll get and I'll open my legs right away,
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  Speaker 6: right away at the end of it, because she's a
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  Speaker 6: girl boss and she can then I can, right.
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  Speaker 7: And that's and that's what we've learned, were like.
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  Speaker 5: A little bit of press press tutoring.
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  Speaker 7: That's god, is what we learned.
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  Speaker 8: From watching most of the Body movie.
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  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: So if you had to say which one might be
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  Speaker 4: the eldest son exactly would you say.
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  Speaker 7: Say that one hundred percent you agree?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, cool?
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  Speaker 7: Cool, And we've been brothers a whole lot, especially since
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  Speaker 7: we've been Irish tweet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so anyway, what's what's you guys for You guys, well.
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  Speaker 1: We can well, I guess we're all different here, different ages.
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  Speaker 1: I'm forty eight and my husband here is well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure he'll just tell you because he loves to butt in.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm fifty one and I'm not trying to butt in.
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  Speaker 3: I felt like you just gave me an opportunity to
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  Speaker 3: speak there, so I took it.
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  Speaker 1: No excuse me for being accustomed to doing that, Dale, So,
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  Speaker 1: but we shouldn't excuse.
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  Speaker 3: Me, Margaret for offending you yet again with my presence.
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  Speaker 3: So it's not.
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  Speaker 1: Your presence, Dale, it's what you do with it.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are like super fun, Like what movie are
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  Speaker 2: you working on?
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  Speaker 5: What a freaking blast?
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  Speaker 2: Actually fun?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you? We are. We are known for our fun
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  Speaker 3: with our friends. Were kind of our funnest friends in
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  Speaker 3: the friend group.
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  Speaker 2: We are part of.
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  Speaker 1: The jokers of We were both voted class clown. You
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  Speaker 1: know how they have a boy and a girl version
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  Speaker 1: of each person in high school. We were high school
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  Speaker 1: sweethearts fell in love at first sight.
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  Speaker 3: Not last site, not the last site for sure?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, why don't we tell them about the movie, or
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  Speaker 1: why don't you tell them since you'd love to do that.
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  Speaker 9: First, first, I can't tell which son's the oldest, and
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  Speaker 9: then I can't stop freaking laughing my face off with
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  Speaker 9: these two the odd couple over here.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, we got lucky to be here.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like we're actually not an odd couple. Were
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  Speaker 3: actually a very normal couple.
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  Speaker 1: We're actually a very normal couple. Sure, And despite all
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  Speaker 1: the comedy bits that we're doing, we're actually here to
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  Speaker 1: talk about our careers. Okay, So we produced the zany
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  Speaker 1: wacky children's comedy soccer Boppers or as Dale. I used
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  Speaker 1: to call them sockhem Bophams.
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  Speaker 3: Well I thought for ten years they were called sock
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  Speaker 3: eem bopams. And now I'm having a Mendela thing happen,
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  Speaker 3: where now it's been revealed to me that they're actually
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  Speaker 3: soccer boppers.
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  Speaker 5: And are they really?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: I think actually, like I think you guys have like
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  Speaker 2: split it kind of in half, and I think it's
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  Speaker 2: soccer boppers.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's what I thought too, But I just know
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  Speaker 3: I looked it up wrecked, Dale, I just looked now
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  Speaker 3: here we go again.
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  Speaker 8: I thought you guys looked it up.
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  Speaker 3: We looked it up.
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  Speaker 8: How did you do this?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what they called the Internet?
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  Speaker 1: I'll we transparent with you since you are so curious.
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  Speaker 1: Dale and I made this movie over Skype beginning in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and seven. Then once the technology advanced over
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  Speaker 1: zoom in the twenty twenties, we made this movie without
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  Speaker 1: being in the same room, despite being married, because we
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  Speaker 1: felt it was best for the film. We have looked
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  Speaker 1: up different product listings. I found one from Walmart dot
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  Speaker 1: com that clearly says sucker boppers. I said it to
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  Speaker 1: you via text, and you don't believe me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe you because I don't trust text messages.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what they are.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, now here's the thing, Dale, I think is very
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  Speaker 6: marketable of you to be letting your wife speak speak
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  Speaker 6: with you.
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  Speaker 1: And it's very Barbie and we love.
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  Speaker 8: Women now and anyway, that's that's all from us.
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  Speaker 6: And I also, you know, I feel a kinship because
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  Speaker 6: we are both Dale.
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  Speaker 8: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's interesting that my husband, Dale, after
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  Speaker 1: you introduced yourselves as Dale. I wonder how we got there.
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  Speaker 3: Very interesting, But it's not strange for two men to
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  Speaker 3: be named Dale.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know that's strange for two men to do anything.
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  Speaker 6: It's not too strange for two men to be brothers.
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  Speaker 3: Sixty nine, that's definitely not strange. I will say, that's
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  Speaker 3: definitely not strange for two men to be brothers. I
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  Speaker 3: will say that.
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  Speaker 8: You guys live in the same house.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we live in the same house, but different sections
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we have it walled off so that we're on
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  Speaker 1: different Wi Fi, so that we'd ever kick each other
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  Speaker 1: off the Wi Fi to be on zooms with each other.
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  Speaker 1: So it's basically like we're in different states.
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  Speaker 5: Weirdness.
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  Speaker 7: Have you guys ever seen each other's faces or just
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  Speaker 7: on the screens?
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  Speaker 3: Every once in a while, I run out, run into
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  Speaker 3: her outside, and we have a very colloquial high hello wife,
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  Speaker 3: maybe a kiss on the cheek, a kiss on the mouth. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: and then we keep.
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  Speaker 1: Going yes, and we are trying to.
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  Speaker 3: We're trying to work through it. Well, we go to
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  Speaker 3: marriage counseling.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, this sounds like it fucking sucks.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about. We made up
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  Speaker 3: a really really good movie. We made a fantastic movie
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  Speaker 3: and it doesn't suck. It's just life.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, And one of the things that we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: in marriage counseling is how to stop having so much
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  Speaker 1: fun all the time, because sometimes we need to talk
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  Speaker 1: about serious things. Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 3: But we're not here to talk about our marriage. We're
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  Speaker 3: here to talk about the amazing sockham sockem bopham.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing this again.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not doing this sockham bopper. I knew it was
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  Speaker 3: sock em bopem.
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  Speaker 2: So like like I actually story actually just looked at
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  Speaker 2: my droid real quick and like I did notice that.
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  Speaker 2: Uh turns out that like it was called sockam boppers
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  Speaker 2: and then Mattel sued the company that made them and
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  Speaker 2: turned it into soccer boppers. Like so like, so I
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  Speaker 2: think you guys are both right, like and I wonder
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  Speaker 2: if that can be part of your life.
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  Speaker 3: So it was a Mandela thing. Mandela was behind it. Nelson,
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  Speaker 3: Mandela was behind this.
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  Speaker 1: You are such a narcissist. Do you think Aboutella has
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  Speaker 1: the time of day to give to you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I'm just saying, maybe he does, because
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  Speaker 3: it does seem like Nelson Mandela did something here. We
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  Speaker 3: just found that out. It's tough when I speak and
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  Speaker 3: you don't believe anything I say. Who else is here?
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  Speaker 1: You're pathetic? Who else is here?
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  Speaker 7: God? This sucks?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, come on, man, Like we've been through worse. Like
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  Speaker 2: we don't have to like, we don't have to act
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  Speaker 2: like that. Like my name is Scoby. My name is Scoby.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: I'm Hester And we are the creators of the AutoZone movie,
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  Speaker 2: which were like super fucking stoked about.
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  Speaker 5: So it's actually a crazy story. It's a crazy storytelling
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  Speaker 5: so crazy.
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  Speaker 9: No, you tell him, you know, I get freaking nervous,
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  Speaker 9: and my teeth get talented, my teeth get really slippery,
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  Speaker 9: and I can't talk.
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  Speaker 2: I get you get slippery, and then your freaking tongue
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  Speaker 2: like falls out of your mouth. Okay, So, like what
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  Speaker 2: happened was like we were both working at AutoZone in
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  Speaker 2: uh we were working in AutoZone in northern Nevada, and
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  Speaker 2: we were hanging out and there was a big snowstorm
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  Speaker 2: and so like me and Hester like are the best friends,
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  Speaker 2: like when we work at AutoZone, and like we have
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  Speaker 2: so much fun together. And like we build like this
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  Speaker 2: whole world and we play games and stuff, cause like
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  Speaker 2: not everyone comes into AutoZone all the time, you guys
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, AutoZone, How did you guys get this movie?
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  Speaker 2: So I get ready, get ready for that.
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  Speaker 5: Get ready, get ready because get ready for my teeth
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  Speaker 5: to dry because it's a crazy story.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really crazy. When your teeth dry, you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: have blow everyone's mind. So what happened was like we
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  Speaker 2: were hanging out and it was a snowstorm, and we
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  Speaker 2: like to create like this little world for ourselves when
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  Speaker 2: it's just me and Hester, Like like, Hester's actually my
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  Speaker 2: favorite person to be on a shift with. I love
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  Speaker 2: working with Hester. There's this other guy, Bug that I
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  Speaker 2: work with that I don't like, and he's actually the
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  Speaker 2: villain in our story. But regardless, irregardless, Like, so we
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  Speaker 2: were hanging out and like we were just like fucking
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  Speaker 2: around and it is a blizzard and no one's coming in,
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  Speaker 2: and this guy came in to get snow tires, and uh,
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  Speaker 2: we were selling him to him, but we were like
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of our game, and he was like
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  Speaker 2: this is actually really interesting. I'm the CEO of Auto zone,
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  Speaker 2: and we're like, fuck what.
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  Speaker 5: We didn't know that. So we didn't know that.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't know just putting we're just putting chains on
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  Speaker 4: his tires and we had no freaking clue.
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  Speaker 5: And sometimes sometimes when we're when we're so in the zone,
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  Speaker 5: we go, we're in the zone, let's get in the autos.
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  Speaker 3: So just to fad fast forward a little bit. Was
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  Speaker 3: this guy important? Was he a big filmmaker or something.
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  Speaker 2: That the CEO of auto Zone? Yeah? Absolutely so he
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  Speaker 2: was in charge of we.
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  Speaker 5: Were listening soccer boker Dale Auto.
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  Speaker 1: He was the CEO of AUTI never fucking does God
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  Speaker 1: this sucks right here?
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 7: They seemed like a delight continue.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Thank you so much, twins. So
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  Speaker 2: we were like we we were told, hey, like if
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  Speaker 2: you guys, if it doesn't interfere with your work, like,
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  Speaker 2: would you guys want to work on the movie. So
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  Speaker 2: we were like sure, So like we get to hang
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  Speaker 2: out in our off time and we wrote this movie together.
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  Speaker 2: And and it's basically like what if AutoZone was a
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  Speaker 2: whole world?
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  Speaker 1: And can I ask you still have these jobs? Are
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  Speaker 1: you paid hourly AutoZone wages? Or are you paid Hollywood
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  Speaker 1: script wages.
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  Speaker 2: We're paying hourly wages for the Auto Zone as as
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  Speaker 2: auto Yeah, as I had mentioned, like, they were like,
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  Speaker 2: if you want to do this for fun in your
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  Speaker 2: free time, so that's what you've been up to.
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  Speaker 4: What was crazy though, is that like the CEO of
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  Speaker 4: AutoZone flew us to Hollywood and he like introduced us
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  Speaker 4: to a bunch of screenwriters. And it was crazy because
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  Speaker 4: we actually didn't really realize that we love we love
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  Speaker 4: movies a lot, and we do. We got to talk,
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  Speaker 4: we got to talk to like filmmakers and my favorite
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  Speaker 4: movie is Francis Hall.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, my movie, my favorite movie is Robots Roots.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so and.
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  Speaker 4: It was interesting because we didn't realize that we're not
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  Speaker 4: filmmakers first, we're Auto Zone.
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  Speaker 5: We're automakers first.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. They put us up somewhere nice by the way
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  Speaker 2: in Hollywood. They put us up in that hotel in
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  Speaker 2: Burbank that has the elevator on the outside of the building.
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  Speaker 5: It was absolutely crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, crazy.
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  Speaker 5: We got milkshakes at Bob's Big Boy.
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  Speaker 2: And they paid for them, by the way, they paid.
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  Speaker 5: For them as crazy anyway.
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  Speaker 4: So it was just it was really cool and I
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  Speaker 4: think it was all because of like these the Barbie movie.
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  Speaker 4: I would have to say, like that, we like that
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  Speaker 4: they're bringing in, they're letting people, they're just interested in
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  Speaker 4: what like the AutoZone stories have to tell?
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  Speaker 8: Are you guys gonna be credited?
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  Speaker 7: You guys gonna be credited on the movie?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 7: Are you gonna okay, like, are you gonna get credits
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  Speaker 7: in them? On the screen? With you means written?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. The elevator at the hotel was
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  Speaker 4: on the outside of the hotel.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: I'm only going to be blunt with you right now.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get a lawyer immediately.
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  Speaker 3: You need to get a lawyer. We know a couple
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  Speaker 3: of good divorced lawyers that probably couldn't help in this situation.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mess with you couldn't really help in our situation.
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  Speaker 4: Still together, you two suck and I don't want any
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  Speaker 4: of that that like hate.
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  Speaker 2: Lawyers are cheats, Lawyers are liars, Lawyers are like lawyers
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  Speaker 2: are disgusting, like and I won't be in the same
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  Speaker 2: room as a lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we tried to help you, is that we
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: at the Shamwaw movie.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: The thing we're discovering.
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: Women were discovering the rocks.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: We will learn that rocks.
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: We don't need to be writers to write, Nope. We
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: don't need to be women to women women.
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: We don't need to be bisexual to panic, Nope, we.
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: We are panicking bisexual.
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: You can have bisexual panic without being bisexual. Learning.
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: We saw when we saw.
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: The Bobby really watched most of them.
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: We did.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: We were in the bathroom for thirty forty minutes the
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: whole movies, Like what shot out? Minute?
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: We were there?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: What were you doing in the bathroom?
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: We had not nothing.
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: It's not your business what I do in the bathroom.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: We didn't do excuse anything.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: When I go into a bathroom stall with my brother,
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: it is not your business.
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: It was bathroom stall to ask for what to ask?
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: If we're writers, you have no business doing We I
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: got this neck breaks, You have no business.
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: We wo something happened?
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Whoa brothers something? Something just happened.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: We just yeah, we did not mean to a fan
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: like it looks like a trigger. It looked like a trigger.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Look like a trigger.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: No, here's the thing, here's the thing we're learning. We're
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: learning so we can profit and help we Last night
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: we wrote the whole script. Last night, I wrote it
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: the whole We stayed up all night. We got so excited,
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: and we're going into production tonight night.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Oh congrats. I would love to.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: I would love to the movie.
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: The thing we really wanted to achieve in this movie
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: is God, this is so hard. This is so hard.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: So the thing about it is, we watched the Barbie film.
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: It's the first time ever in history women have come
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: to the theater. So women are coming to the theater.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Theater than who told you that?
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: Read the reviews on right part.
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: You read all the reviews and they say.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: The theaters and they and they say, and what is
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: what is happening?
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: So the thing about it is women. She's the days
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: and the gaze. They own it, they own the theater.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: You have to get the game. So so sham Wow
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: wakes up in I don't know, a pink house brothel,
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: and sham wow is now she wow Wow Wow, She's wow.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: Sham woman, sham woman.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I think I saw the on deadline when they announced it.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: A picture of she Wow. It's just a pink towel
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: with some googly eyes and their eyes aren't really aligned.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: No.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I saw that on Deadline too.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: But it is voiced by Jeffrey Tambo and it's Beau.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: He's one of our neighbors.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, you guys got him, huh Like it wasn't hard
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: to get him.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: We didn't get him that he is aware of, but
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: recorded him saying you were able to make those into
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: the line.
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: But that's what AI is following.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Oh so you sat outside his house and sort of
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: put a recording devices that? Am I getting that right?
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: Honey?
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Miss honey, I wouldn't say we sat outside of his
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: house as much we live outside of his house. What
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: we live in a shed next door to his house.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: We are technically neighbors by squatter's rights and.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: With Chill Jill, did.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: We inherit a large sum of sham wow money and
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: blow it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: On a lot of things.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, And it's okay because what we do in the.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: Bathroom is none of your pistols.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: We didn't bring that up, bro, No one, No one
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: asked about the bathroom again.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Sorry I thought I heard someone is gay or something.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: Hold on, Sorry wrote the whole time.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: So the thing about it is inan barbie, the bisexuals
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: are in the theater, going who do I look at?
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Do I look at the girl and the boy? They're
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: both so pretty? So we decided the she wow is
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: the girl, and obviously the scrub daddy is giving.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Mother and is giving you.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: Who are the bisexuals going to look at what they're
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: gonna look at?
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: They'll probably just spend the whole my panicking.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: And we'll be rich again. We're gonna be rich from
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: the bisexuals and the women.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Now, are you worried about the sort of medical implications
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: of causing a theater full of bisexuals to panic?
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: Or are you going to know once once they buy
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: the tickets, it's out of our fucking hand.
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: Let me tell you.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: If they splush on those seats, we've got some sham
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: wowse to drive it up.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, so your movie is a girl, a girl ShamWow
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: and a mother scrub daddy.
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: Well we have to figure we can wait.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Is the scrub daddy the mother or is it just
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: giving mother? Because there's a different stale. This is slang.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm trying my best here, Margaret. I'm trying
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: my best here, so not an ally.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not sensing it's not giving ally for me.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: What I think is we're going to be doing there
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: there and they wake up in the pink house.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: And what did they clean?
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: They have to clean everything, but it's not a woman's
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: job to clean, and they have to.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: Clean up the patriarchy.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: And we have no association with the Old sham Wou host.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: He will not be a Vince offer.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: The old sham Wow spokesperson will enter jail for punching
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: a prostitute in the face, repeatedly, will not be in
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: the story.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: We do not know him.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You guys him.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: With him all in person. We don't have a text chain.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: And I will say the prostitute went to jail too,
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: So both sides just saying people on both.
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: Sides they say she bit his tongue off or something.
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: But the movie is about destroying the patriarchy, not in it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: And we have to tell everyone that because that's the
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: number one question.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: We get asked.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I have another question, and it's that you said the
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: she wows are cleaning things. Are there human hands that
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: are operating the she wows like puppets or do the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: she woves have their own smaller little towel that they used.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: To be.
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: So many questions done from a woman with power.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: My god, oh boys, I don't.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: As of now, we're thinking fishing wire to make the
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: shi Woo operate on its own.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: We're going into production to tonight.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I actually, just to clarify, I do not believe that
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: question was a production question. I think it was a
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: plot question. So the fishing wire does not answer the question, right, fish.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: That's Gooby body film.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: NERD would fire a character in the film we were
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: born eleven months apart.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: That's not the question. That's not the question, And it's fishing.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: Wire in a movie. So the thing I think is,
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: you know, it's not really about what the movie's about.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: That's not what anyone's doing in the bath, as much.
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: As it's about what the movie makes you feel.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: Money money, Okay.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: So like Anandale, what is your movie about?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Well? Uh, this is, well, you know what, I'll let
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: my wife speak.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to speak. If you're just giving me.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Charity jail, it's not charity.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Charity, let your wife speak.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: It's not charity, it's obligation. I'm obligated to let you speak.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: At this point.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Well, great, I'm glad that someone is holding a gun
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: to your head to let me talk.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: I wish I wish they were holding a gun to
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: my head because I beg them to pull the fucking trigger.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Hey, guys, you want to look at these half about
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: these washers? Sorry, that's the instinctut of couples of fighting ads,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: and I just try to tell them to look at
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: the washers.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Scooby.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Scooby, Sorry, yeah, sorry, I just said, I'm like, hey,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: look at the washers, look at the washer, look at
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: the wifers. Usually it gets them talking about something else
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: at least.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll just go into the movie. Soccer Boppers aka
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: socker Bopam's is about two Christian boys who soccer bopper
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: each other to death on the top of a building.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: What it's one location, hour and a half movie character.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Is it a Wonner? Are you guys doing a Warner?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: One shot, one location, two actors, You guys buried the
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: lead here.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: It's much more in depth than that, though, because they're
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: not necessarily fighting about I mean, on the surface, it
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: can look like two Christian boys fighting to kill each
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: other on a rooftop, but if you dive deep into
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: the subtext as an artist. It's really a metaphor for
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: people losing their religion in the struggle of what it
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: means to be a young child at a certain age
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: in a violent, violent world.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Are you too? Are you two Christian?
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: No? Do you to connect with these boys trying to
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: kill each other on a roof?
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a question.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I would say. One of us did write one of
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: the boys, and the other one did write the other boy.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: You didn't like write all the lines together, You like took.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: You like.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Recorded transcer zooms of the two of us interacting with
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: each other and just wrote them into the script. And
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: we thought that we'd have to change more than we did.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Wow, became the basis for the script and ended up
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: becoming just the script. A lot of our zoom calls
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: and conversations, so so I work out our therapist.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Well, we were just shocked at how much of our
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: zooms included the phrase I know you are, but what
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: am I? And that played perfectly into the way that
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: these teen Christian boys were struggling in the way. And
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I think the sheer amount of times that I say
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Oh God in a day made them Christian. They weren't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Christian before.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: The amount of times in a day. We're talking and
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: I turned to some higher power looking for an answer
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: of where I'm at. Made them Christian naturally, it was
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: almost if they weren't Christian, it wouldn't make sense.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: How does this whole thing connect to the toy?
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Right? Because that's my question because I remember, like when
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I was a kid, Like the song says more fun
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: than a pillow fight? Right, Like, that's like.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: The movie I Will. I'm not trying to bury that
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: lead here, but the movie is more fun than a
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: pillow fight?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Can you quantitatively tell me how? Yeah?
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Can you really? Because all I get is that this sucks.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Well, the movie is full of laughs and giggles and falls.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Jordal's cameos hard drama.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: It's tons of cameos. Jaw Rule makes an appearance.
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: Jo Rules and did you guys did you guys get
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: those cameos from the app cameo?
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we shot it all on cameo. It was
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: during COVID, so we sent in request to Meredith Vieira
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Lizzo we got We got Billy Crystal. He was expensive.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Billy Cristal was great in this scene. It's one of
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: the most funny scenes and powerful scenes. One of the
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: boys is right like one punch away from punching the
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: other boy off of the off of the roof, because
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: that's kind of what happens. They kind of win each
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: other over. They're never going to punch each other over
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: the other person's side of the roof.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Now, now that you're saying it, I do remember reading
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: on Deadline an article it was about can cameo be
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: a casting director?
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: And they're like, can the middle name?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Because in this scene, one of the boys is about
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: to punch off one of the other boys and he
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: gets a and it's a cameo from Billy Crystal saying, Hi,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I'm Billy Crystal. I was told by your friend to say,
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: don't punch me off the roof. And it's very funny
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: and it's very hahaha, very good.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yes there are.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: Oh the laugh made me really think you've laughed before.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: And now my question is, are you guys blocked by
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: Jeffrey tambore on cameo or.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Or is it just I actually haven't checked Jeffrey Tambor
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: on my Can you.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Know what I have also not checked if Jeffrey Tambour.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Not checked, but we can check. I didn't know that
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: was possible to be blocked on cameo? Are you blocked
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: by anyone else? Or is Jeffrey simply.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: I guess we wouldn't know who we'd be blocked by.
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: But I will say I've been trying to reach out
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: to all of the real housewives of Potomacs some time
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: now and have not had any luck.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: For unrelated reasons or for the movie unrelated.
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: And I just want to clarify too. So it's a
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: one shot, so the cameos use the camera zooms into
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: a phone.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: It's it's not well, yes and no, it doesn't go
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: more than a wide shot, so.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Yes and no, So it's very distant. So we do
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: we do what's called a practical zoom, in which the
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: actor physically shows the closer to the camera's lens and
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: then sit back.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: And that's what we call a practical zoom in the industry.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: And then this is a question I have. Yeah, I
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: mean the other question is you know we're currently when
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: we're talking at a bit of a gray area for
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: like Lizzo, and I know you mentioned she's in this.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Depending on how the allegations come through in the lawsuit.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: She literally has like, look, how do you cut around
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: if you did a one shot?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: That's going to be very, very difficult. And we are
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: a hard split on this.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Of course, we're hard split on this. I want to
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: green screen her cameo into another person's cameo, maybe a
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: dog or something.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: And I believe that any interpolation of the form is
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: a violation of the one shot and I will have
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: to commit suicide.
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: So those are the steaks I wake up with.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: Every morning, dal your fucking life, dude.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: And then and if sometimes you guys run into each
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: other outside, you sometimes kiss.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, well, yes, it's the polite thing to do.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, out of pure pure politeness, we do share a kiss.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Oh do share a kiss? You know, so the neighbors
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: think we're all right.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: Do you guys ever get.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: So excited that you just rough house a little bit
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: in a yeah, install and yeah, up with a spring neck.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: You guys fucked?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Oh so that's what you are doing?
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: No?
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: No, no, I ask you, do.
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: You rough house?
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: We've from time to time something happens, I'll say every
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: six to twelve months, something does happen between us where
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: the cardinal rage for each other turns into carnal passion
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: and we tear down a house.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: And we are trying to produce a child. Uh, so
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: that this marriage stays intact.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: Is it a branded child? They're just a regular child?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Oh what's the difference?
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Well, we are divided, split down. Yeah, what is the
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: difference of that? I'm you produced a.
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: Child is like a movie?
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: I always say this, And if.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: You produce a movie, there's unbranded movies that they don't
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: that don't make any companies any money, like the Shindler List.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: Every child should provide some money to the home.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: And then there's movies like the Shamwan movie that that
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: really that can make your company money.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: So that must be the same with a child. My
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: brother went to Harvard.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: I drove by and I went in and I stood
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: in the library and I watched some of the people.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you, guys question, there seems like there's
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: tons of Caprice sons just all around you. Guys, what
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: is what's with the Caprice sons.
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: I don't want you to assume that they are filled
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: with Caprice son, but yes, they do have some Caprice
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: son in them. I am going through a specific type
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: of withdrawals for something that's a little personal, and it's
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: okay to put a little bit of Capri sun in
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: another thing.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: And can I ask? Can I ask? What happened to
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: your neck?
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: I don't want to talk about what happened in the bathroom.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: But sometimes when two gentlemen get a little excited or
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: passionate about a new idea, a creative endeavor, they can
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: rough house. And that's just boys will be bored.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: Sometimes rough housing isn't bad.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: How old are you again?
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: Remind me sixty nine? Sixty nine?
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Couple months difference between the two of us because we
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: are Irish.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Twins, so are we we're hanging out in the one
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: month that you guys are the same age.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: It's really convenient looking Thanks guys.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: That's awesome, dude, Well how about you guys.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Let's get into it, hass let's do it. Tell her
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: about that movie. Look, I'm super Are you about.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: To enter the autos all get in the zone.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: To perform on the soundtrack?
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Well I was gonna ask that, but it felt like
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: none of the actual soundtrack was hit there. Besides getting
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: the zone. That's the only thing I recognize from.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Well, well, all, I'll say that's that's honestly for Scooby
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: and I. Those sounds and that sound is how we
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: kind of got the executive.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how we started because we built
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: a little language in car noises that we used to
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: talk back and forth, so like like, for example, how
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: are you as?
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah? And uh Wunnesota? Is?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Is this like morse code? Do you have certain dots
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: and dashes that I can't hear?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's not to be written. It's not
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: to be written.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: It's not to.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Be written, and only spoken language not to be.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Written, and not to be taught frankly customers.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like when we want to talk shit, like like
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: like like if we were to talk about like if
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: you two, like if you two like middle aged island
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: boys came in and we started like looking back and
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: forth at each other, like what would we say about them? Dude?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Like I was like, yeah, what'd you do?
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: I'd go, babe, babe.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Ye boom boom boo. You know what I'm saying?
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: Du Yeah exactly.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: So that's kind of that's kind of what we don't
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: cut to your movie?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Why don't we just cut to let's fast forward this
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: a little bit and get to the movie.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, So the movie is about the zone of AutoZone
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: as if it was like imagine if it was a
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: real land.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so basically what we like to say, it's Zootopia
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: meets cars Too meets car wash meets Marriage Story meets
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Goodfellasts meets Moondogs meets.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: It meets Missus Doutfire meets what We Do in the
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Shadows meets boyhood. Because we're shooting it over twelve years.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, Yeah, one car aging over twelve.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Years exactly, So like what happens when the cars are
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: so the year so cars cars aged differently, so so
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: we'll start at year zero and so we start at
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: year zero in the car. So an age for a
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: car is actually twenty human years every year, and so
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: it follows its life. We shoot it over twelve years,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: but for the car that's twenty times twelve, So figure
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: that out for yourself. And then like you see the
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: car rust and like what happens to inc AutoZone is
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: a land where if you go there, you're none of
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: the problems that exist in the real world are happening.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: So like it's like you're you're good. There's no rust,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: there's no mileage, there's no like running out of gas.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: And so like this car leaves and gets like really
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: aged and like fucked up, like to shit up.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: It gets fucked up in the butt.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: It gets fucked up, cargets, the car gets fucked the.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Car gets us does have sex with a real human
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: woman and it's actually beautiful because.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: That's what.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Because that's what's crazy about AutoZone is that cars can
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: fuck humans only specifically hot women.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Right, Can I ask if she is she's sitting on
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: the hood, is it rumbles or what's going on?
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: She's under the car. The car is on top of her.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: So yeah, that's how sex works in AutoZone is that
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: the cars are on top of the women.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: So that'sistrative.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: And the thing we had to do to make sure
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: all of this makes sense is that we had to
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: create a world, like an Earth gravity that was uh
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: less heavy than current Earth gravity. So so when they
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: go to the real world, the Earth gravity is different,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: so things just float a little bit more and things
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: are a little less heavy.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so we had to create we had to create
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: a different type of gravity. When we go to the
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: AutoZone exactly.
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: Do you shoot the car sex with the woman practically
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: and do the wheels go over the woman?
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: The wheels go fully over the woman. And I did
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: want to mention that the woman is Barbi Ferira from
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Euphoria and.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: She's yeah, and do you Honestly, she's really lovely to
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: work with and it was really awesome to be on
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: set that day.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: Do you let people just show up and join if
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: they just want to hang out during that scene?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: We actually shot it already, so it's already over. But
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: we are shooting well no where we are I mean
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: the cars getting older, so we are going to be
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: shooting it every year.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Scene every shoots of that scene we meet Scottsdale brothers.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: It seems like you too want to fuck a car?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Is that? Am I reading that?
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: Right in the bathroom?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: You can't be fitting a car in there. You can't
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: be you little rascals, That's impossible.
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: The cars of all sides.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: You know, we are some pretty strong nepo babies and
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: we can kind of do anything we set our hearts
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: to as long as our father does.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: We You know what that came out of nowhere? But
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: it makes absolute.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Sense, absolutely like just to like reiterate our movie though,
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: like it definitely feels like it definitely feels like these
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: are types of bits that we never thought would be
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: movies for the record, like like hester like we were
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: just fucking around, Like we used to be like what
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: would you do the person or the car? That was
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: a game we used to play when people would come in,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: like would you rather have sex with a person trying
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: to buy a fluid for their engine or would you
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: rather have sex with the car they drove in?
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think what's amazing is that we didn't have
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: all this screenwriting class junk and that we actually get
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: to can't come in and we got to like make
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: a movie that like meant like we didn't like we
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: weren't brainwashed by like what a structure is of a story.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Right, I mean, of course we were influenced by Louis
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Boon Wells and she and Andelou Like we've all seen that,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: we all know that movie.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: We've all seen. Yeah, of course we're influenced by it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: But like we got to be like the rules of
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: the world or that there are no rules of the world,
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: and that AutoZone as a zone and that it is
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: different than all types of places.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: In the car.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the car's voiced and physically acted by ace
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: of Butterworth.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we want to like and we are so
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: thankful for that.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: And this movie is also for car lovers, because what's
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: amazing about it is this the car ages in real time,
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: so like car lovers can see it age and it's
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: like and it's absolutely the most expensive film to ever
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: have been made, but it's but it's like really awesome.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: So we've done some early test screenings exclusively with people
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: that hang out at classic car shows outside of fifties restaurants,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: and it is it is charting through the freaking roof,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: dog like.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: So you guys have already shot it. You've been spending
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: the last twelve years shooting this.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: We shot a lot of it, and then we have
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: a few more years of shooting.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: It with a few more years, and then we're hoping
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: that in the next few years we'll see our names
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: in the credits.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Right, And by testing well, By testing well, I mean
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: we show the footage we have and then we tell
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: them the rest of the movie. And then and these
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: dads are so excited.
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: On the of the camera.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we have to tell.
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: These dads edited in camera.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's editing in camera. And we actually have to
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: tell the dads to sit on their hands because they
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: want to ask so many questions.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we think they want to ask it with their hands.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, they want what they write. They have so many questions.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: They put it on their fingers and they and we go,
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: please it in your hands.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: How do they know to do that? How did all
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: of the car yas decide to write individual questions on
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: each of their fingers because they're so excited? How a.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Lady who's always mad? It's just a thing, It's just
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: a thing.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Absolutely always mad. I'm not always mad? Okay, I did
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: have another question for you. The Barbie movie is about
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: and apparently the Shadwow movie is about societal issues like
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: the patriarchy and stuff like that. Is there an overall
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: lesson in Autoso?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: What do you think like being rude is gay? Probably?
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I would gay?
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: Did you saying rude is gay? Yeah?
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: It's gay to be yeah, I say it's it's really
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: gay to be rude, And I'd say that being gay is.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Is that all gay?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Good?
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: Is this positive or derogatory?
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: It's good?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: You guys, aren't media trained, Like we've not come.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: We're on the sub.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: The last twenty four hours really trying to figure this out.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Who media trained you mean?
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh you talk about being media trained, because you
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: guys seem like you were media trained really hard.
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: We were by the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson for
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: twenty four hours.
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we were. You had a whole haunted house debacle.
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: We took some some drugs, some substances, some caprice Son
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: that connect you to other realms and yourself. And we
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: asked the ghosts in the room, who knows how to
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: media train? And we were shown to watch mojo Top
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: ten media training videos.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Are to be Johnson Mojo video. He showed up in our.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: Place and said, guys, I have nothing to say, just
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: watch watch this.
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: And it was a gorgeous and it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: Was top Mojo's top ten things.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: Lots of tay, lots of time in trouble, lots of
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: Tom Cruise in that video.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I just have to say, this is the busiest twenty
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: four hours I've ever heard of someone having. I really
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: applaud you.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: You guys wrote a full script, got Jeffrey Tambour's voice
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: to voice.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: You got me trained by a ghost.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: We've did a seance, We've we've been doing a lot
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: of running on all fours. We've been having a really
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: fun chasing each other around there.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Okay, so that's what you did in the bathroom.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: That's what happened in a public restroom between me and
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: my brother.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Did you guys see the Barber movie last night too?
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Is that what started all this?
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: We saw thirty minutes of the Bobby and we got
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: it from what we saw.
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: We saw like the beginning where it was.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: Pink and we left to go to the bathroom and
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: do things we can talk about.
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: And they were pink and they were girls and they
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: were again get it. It was good. We do it.
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: We can do it now.
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: We don't need training. We don't write, and we don't
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: need women. I mean we we love we love women.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: There's the media training right there. There's the media training.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: So what's on the docket for tomorrow?
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, you guys go into production tonight.
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: Right we're shooting night to day.
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: So we're shooting at night for this, trying to make him.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Visit years to do a night per day.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: It's very dark, but it will be two PM for
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: the entirety of the floodlights.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, why would you don for day? Is my question.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: I guess we're doing night for day and posts brother
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: and I get all about the presunt energy at night, and.
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: We're really ready. We're really ready to put that energy
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: into action and do some things in the bathroom that
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: we will not speak of later. We can't contact ghosts
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: in the day.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: We don't know when we're gonna need advice of what
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: watch Mojo video to pull up next.
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: So it's gonna be a good time. And you're all
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: invited to come watch.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Wow general, I think I would actually like to come
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: and see your process.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: I honestly am very interested in this problem.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: And Anne and Dale, if you guys are okay with
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: being in the same room, we would love to have you. Yeah,
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: and if you like anyone that day, you can just
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: come by yourself.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Oh well, well, well, you guys, we'd have to schedule
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: a round. We'd have to schedule bathroom breaks. I'd say, uh,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: and we'd have.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: To schedule a couple of things for that to work.
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: What was your guys' wedding?
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Like? It was a blast? It was ha ha all
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: the it was it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Was so much fun?
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: Was it?
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: It was so much fun.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: There was a flash mob that performed Ave Maria.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: What the flash the flash mob saying it?
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Or dance to it the tempo they performed it. Thank
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: you very much. Maybe listen to her, maybe look at her.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Guys, I love to thank you filmmakers so much.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'm a first time filmmaker, but I just want
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: to say, it's been so nice to be around to everybody.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: I want to know how do I follow everybody?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: What what is everyone working on next? If your movie
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: takes off or maybe it.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Doesn't, Well, we are working currently. We have a long
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: standing uh YouTube channel of our relationship of our travel escapade.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: You do, yes, yes, yes we are. We set it
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: to the type of vlog music that sounds like a
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: computer wrote it. It is different shots of us enjoying
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: our day separately.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Who has control the edit? Who has controlled the edit
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: on that one?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: We fight a lot about the So we each edit
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: ourselves and then it's it's hell and.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Then we have one we have one past to Hell
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: to combine them. Yeah, so we each edit ourselves and
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: we have one pass to edit each other, and then
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: we fight about who puts it all together.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Well, And sometimes Dale will screw with the saturation on
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: my just to make me look a little lighter, to
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: make me look a little less there, to make me
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: look like a little casper of sorts. That's we're talking about.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: It's true. I do all. I fuck with the opacity
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: and I put a white uh, a white layer behind her,
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: and it just makes her look kind of sick and
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: kind of not there fully.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes he's screwing with the white balance, and I
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: can tell he doesn't. That's higher to drive me Insand.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: She's messing with my video transitions, trying to cross fade
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: me out so much earlier until when I'm done talking.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I'm I've still got thirty more seconds of talking, and
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: she's cross fading me out to her stuff.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe I wouldn't have to drag the crossfade effect
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: all the way over to the start of the clip.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Here we go to me, I'm gonna punch you off
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: of a building. I'm going to punch you off of
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: a building.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Get my fucking soccer boppers. I'm ready to go.
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: We're seeing a sequel here.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I didn't think we had enough material for
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: a sequel, but I think we have enough. It's gonna happen.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Would you like to come over tonight for dinner?
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Oh ship, I think they're about to rot.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Dog, you're about to Scooby, sit at the table with
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you for dinner.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: We've got an endless supply of sham wows. If you
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: guys need to clean anything up.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Sorry, we were having too much fun there for a second.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Was too much fun.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: I think she's gonna lick his carburetor.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I think she's gonna freaking clean out his musk. Dude.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, nobody get a neck brace in the process.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Which parts of the body are those.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Neck never mind?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Never mind?
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: Scooby and I have a really exciting uh we are
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: this is I mean, it's really exciting. One day hopefully
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: we're gonna get a credit on our movie.
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: But we.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: We both are.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: And you have to get a lawyer. You simply know.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: I never will.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I know. Lawyers don't believe in love.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Lawyers don't believe in love. They don't be friendship.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I have this old joke. Have you ever heard this joke?
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: What's the difference between a lawyer and a big old
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: pilot ship? What the pilot shit doesn't charge you one
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars an hour.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Scooby, Scooby, that's so right. And that's true. Man, that's true, man.
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: Lawyer, you can simply afford a ghost.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I guess ghosts are free.
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: Yes, sounds like Anne is becoming a ghost in some
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: of his laws.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm fucking pissed.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Anyways, No, tell them, tell them, has like, tell them
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: what we're up to you after this.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: I mean we're looking at both getting promoted to assistant
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: regional managers at our auto zone.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, dude. And that means that we're gonna be
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: able to go to conventions, the conventions that are in
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  Speaker 2: Saint Louis, and we're gonna be able to meet people
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: that also assistant manage autozones, and we're gonna make more
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: friends and more Instagram friends.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: And Saint Louis means Marriott Hotels, and those are really
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  Speaker 4: cool hotels.
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  Speaker 2: And those hotels are cool, and they give cookies out
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  Speaker 2: between two and four, and then sometimes in the mornings
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  Speaker 2: they have tea and.
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  Speaker 5: I've only had, uh, I've never had a warm cookie
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: in my life. I've only had cold.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Cook and it's sometimes that's my design.
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  Speaker 7: Cold.
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  Speaker 5: I've I've never had a lukewarm. I've never had a
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  Speaker 5: warm cookie cold.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait for you.
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: You say cold, do you mean like actually cold?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Do you mean like just not warm, like temperature like
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  Speaker 1: over ice?
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Or do you have your cookies over ice frozen?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: I can't wait. I can't wait to because I'm gonna
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: film it too.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: I have I have a.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Camera and I'm gonna film.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Scooby has this like what is like camera?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: An hour?
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: We found you have a camera for your movie?
• 52:01
  Speaker 9: Scooby has this like, uh, it's like it's it's a
• 52:06
  Speaker 9: It's like it's.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: A it's a camera.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: It's a camera.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: It's a camera. And I'm gonna eat my first warm
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: cookie Adam Marriott and.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: The camera is gonna be on. Yeah, it's gonna think.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: We never got the answer. Do you only eat cold cookies?
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Like refrigerated or frozen cookies?
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: Scott Sale Brothers, what are you guys gonna do next?
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: Come on, dude, We're gonna take a bathroom break and
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: then I'm gonna take a bath break.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, can you talk about what you do in the bath?
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: And I cannot explain what we do in the bath,
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: but we're probably gonna get some more neck braces if.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: You know what we don't know.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: This morning, in a fugue stay, I started writing a
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: horror movie featuring the slap Chop.
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: I'm very excited about it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: It's going to be extremely big and huge, and it
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: is also going to defend the Patriots.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: We gotta have both sides.
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  Speaker 6: Just like Vince Off the cannibal prostitute people on both sides.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: So my question for you actually is like, so you
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: had an idea last night for the horror movie, So
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: what's the production pipeline for that? When's the script gonna
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: come out? When you're guys gonna make it, it should.
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: Be out if we do enough, I mean if we
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: a couple of days, A couple of days, two days, stop,
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: a couple two days.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, you guys, Have you guys had any other projects
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I can see before this?
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: U or uh sham the company sham way if you
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: want to buy sham. WAW's father died and.
• 53:34
  Speaker 8: Left it to us.
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: But as far as a film now, Also, my father died.
• 53:38
  Speaker 8: Two days ago.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: And you already spent you while.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: You were waiting for him to die, check out watching.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: We were checking out watches and mostly just chilling out,
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: having some caprice planning for the future, making some Pinterest.
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: Boys, you were chilling out, relax and relaxing, all cool.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Like, what stage of green for are you in right now?
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: We're in the let's make a movie stage, in the
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: writing stage.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: And pre production looks like you're a caprice on stage
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: and there's nothing but.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Caprice on Actually, dude, that literally sounds like bargating. I
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: think that is literally the bargating phrase of grief. I
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: think so literally, that's awesome And my culture. Actually, we
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: did this thing we call sit shiva, and I think
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: you guys could maybe do that too, Like you could
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: sit down and chill for a little bit, because I think.
• 54:28
  Speaker 8: It's a whole life.
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we've been sitting shiva a whole life. Pray to
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: ghost spring to anything.
• 54:38
  Speaker 8: I like that culture. That's a fun culture.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: That's a good culture.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Can you guys just answer one question?
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, we we were in the bathroom.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: I was who's older? I just need to know.
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: So when you go into a bathroom, things get hairy hairy?
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: How so, oh, well you'll find out if we haven't
• 55:03
  Speaker 8: seen you in the bathroom.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: No we didn't.
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: Anyway, it's really good chatting with you guys.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: It's been good chat Yeah, it's been good chatting with
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: most of you. I'm gonna have to bop one of
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: you off of something. Oh boy, And I think I
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: know and I think you know who you are. That's
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say.
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: Is you guys still having dinner tonight? And care you
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: guys through the window? I mean, my god, is you
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: guys still having dinner tonight?
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: That was my whole question.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys still having dinner? Can I have room
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: room that?
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: And what do you want to what do you want
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: to room room to our dinner? Are you gonna send
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: us dinner? You have to talk in English for us, please.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: Scooby knows what I mean.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, are you gonna room You're gonna reef? What are
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: you gonna do?
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: It?
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Did? And also Scott still brothers, I don't want to
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: freak you out, but I think there's a dog behind you.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Did you know that?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Oh ship? When did that get here?
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: No, don't worry.
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: That's that's actually the ghost of Linden D. Johnson. He's
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: writing a.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: List of watch Watch top ways to sit on the
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: couch behind this guy, just because a ghost is a
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: ghost doesn't mean he's in the body of a ghost,
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: and it doesn't mean he has no experience with watch mojos.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: A lot of ghosts watch watch mojo because there's nothing
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: to fucking do.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists, answering the question. Now,
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