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Licking the chips · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: We've had a little bit of uh food chat here going on in the past few minutes.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_02: I have to ask you a question.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_02: Something I've not uh investigated in your relationship currently.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah uh do you have snack battles?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_01: Um do you mean snack battles on like what are we gonna buy?
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: Let me put it this way.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: In the past, I've known that there were snacks hidden.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: Uh there were That was a few relationships ago.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: And rightfully, rightfully so, because he just he was a big snacker.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, Well, yeah, come on, leave me one, you know?
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: Right, exactly.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: So, but you're not having that uh uh with uh with today's Zach.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: No, we don't today and tomorrow.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: We don't snack the same, even get oh, so remember when Rural King dropped off the snacks on Friday?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_02: In fact, right now, I can just have some or trail mix right here.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: They had dropped off these little baby dark chocolate buckeyes.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: And I ate so many of them that finally, and I left them over the weekend.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: I was gone in Cleveland and Zach was home.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: So I I said, help yourself, eat them, eat them, eat them.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: And he still left me some.
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  SPEAKER_01: Very sweet, right?
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, this is still like, you know, first year relationship stuff.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm sure by what are you guys in year three or four?
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: I think so, yes.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you don't even know.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_02: Down the line of ways.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: But by this point, we know that Scott eats the last of something.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: Because that's also.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: Because on the podcast, it also came up that you eat all the snacks.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: Not all of them.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: That was like about ten podcasts ago, not for air podcasts.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: And and you so yesterday there was still like three of the buckeyes left.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Please just eat them.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_02: No, but but I guess now it brings up this question.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: When you say you snack differently, because I know you eat the god-awful Quest chips, and uh nobody will ever say, Hey, I uh I ate all the Quest chips.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: I can't wait to have a fart chip.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, you know, it's like he ain't going for those.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_02: Is he not a sweets kind of guy when it comes to the chocolate snacks?
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: Is he more of a like a I don't know, a checks mix or a potato chips guy?
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you what his go-to snack is.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: All right, tell me.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_01: He's kind of like Lydia.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: He loves like cheese and crackers.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: He's like a charcuterie guy.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: So it's not so much opening the bag and and going, okay, that's fine.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_02: Although he does love ice cream.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_02: Uh well, yeah, I think everybody's got a weakness for at least one sweet somewhere.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: But your regular snacks, okay, so he's gonna go get a block of cheese and cut it and get some triskets.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fair enough.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_02: Last night, uh apparently, and and by the way, this is off the table.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just officially announcing this.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: If Tiffany thinks that she's gonna throw a snarky comment to me about this, this is off the table.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_02: So we bought at Trader Joe's, you know how they know how he thinks he's gonna tell her what to do.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that that's not happening.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, you know how uh have you ever had the Trader Joe's chips?
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: Uh it I forget what they're called, but it's like all their different varieties of chips in one bag.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's like garbage chips or something like that.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, they're excellent, right?
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_02: And apparently I only left a few in the bottom of this bag.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_02: Here's where the statute of limitations comes in.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_02: We haven't been to Trader Joe's together when we bought those in well over a month.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: So it's over with.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you've had up A month.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_02: You don't know.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_02: You don't get to come around six weeks later and suddenly go, Oh, I really wanted some of those.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_02: No, you buy them because you're going to eat them in the not too distant future.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like 48 hours.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_02: Well, maybe, maybe a week.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe a week and maybe a week and a half.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm with you on this.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: So Scott brought in some snacks that you guys have had how long in your your cabinet?
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, God, that one bag of the spicy Cheetos.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, they've never been opened.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: If she asks me after six months where the spicy Cheetos, I'm gonna be like, I gave them away.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on a second.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: I want to see the four.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_02: We all no, I've already thrown it out.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: Uh it was gone.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: It was gone.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_02: There was like four left.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_02: Did you want them?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_02: You did not.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't want them.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted to.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_02: You can't do this at home, Mommy.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: Get it out! You had the chance!
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm sick, so I didn't want to put my dirty paws in there.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: Go get a plate and pour them on the plate! No, I just didn't want to touch it.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_01: I just was like avoiding.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I don't want to hear this.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: I can't, because now I'm having some sort of like, you know, third level universes.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: So at any rate, um Yes.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: So uh I get that little speaking to last night because I'm a believer if you get snacks, because there's one of a couple ways to keep snacks.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: You have some on the shelf for reserve purposes of people coming over, or when you run out of the bag of whatever, you open a new bag of it.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_02: Not the bag's been open for five weeks and you've just decided to go for something.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, it's been open it's been open for five weeks?
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: No, maybe four.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um my gosh, those chips must be so stale.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: We because we wrap them tight and clip them and all that.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: And they're so they they they were surviving.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: But the point to it is you don't get that chance.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_02: After six weeks of having purchased them, see you bye.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm with you.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_02: You have to eat them.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_02: Unless it's a new bag.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: I uh you have to eat them at least within a week.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: Because or it's fair game for me.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, there you go.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_02: Once the bag's been open, and I remember she originally opened the bag, and she was the one that she goes, Oh, try these, and I'm like, oh my god, they're gonna be.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: How did you not eat the whole bag right then and there?
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_02: It's tough not to.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: But then his dad runs into a problem with his Doritos and his kid.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_00: I was eating from a bag of Doritos, and I realized that one of my children's been taking Doritos out of the bag and then licking all of them and putting them back in the bag.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: And I noticed that because I was eating them and I was like, There's virtually no flavor on these.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's like they didn't put any dust on these.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_00: And then I watched them pull Doritos out of the bag and lick it and put it back in the bag.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: And when I was like, What are you doing?
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_00: They were like, I always do this.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_01: For how long this has been happening.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: That's hilarious.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's such a kid thing, too.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: Because you don't even think to teach your kid to not lick and put something back.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Until you catch them.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: And then it's okay.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: We're not gonna do this anymore.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, here's a lesson.
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  SPEAKER_01: We don't do that.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: If your mouth has touched it, no one else mouths no one else's mouth needs to touch it.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: It's really a life lesson up until they're past college.