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Frauds and Frauds | Son of a Boy Dad #154 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Goodness, we're knocking on twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 2: We are knocking on twenty twenty four, and let me
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  Speaker 2: tell you, we have a lot of fun activities planned
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  Speaker 2: for twenty twenty four. This show is going to take
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  Speaker 2: This podcast is going to hit the road. And when
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  Speaker 2: I say hit the road, it means we're gonna get mobile.
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  Speaker 2: All we really need is this pod track P. Four.
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  Speaker 1: All we need is the high speed Internet notes man.
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  Speaker 2: Now, dude, spectrum fucking blows. And I know that because
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  Speaker 2: I fucking downloaded the Fortnite update and I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 2: have my download speed is supposed to be impeccable. And
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  Speaker 2: it took fifteen minutes and it shouldn't take that long
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  Speaker 2: for the new Fortnite. That's fucking wrong. Fifteen minutes. I know,
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  Speaker 2: like coming from like I've had bad Wi Fi. I
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  Speaker 2: know when it's been like the fucking seventeen hour download time.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm paying top dollar for the Wi Fi and
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  Speaker 2: you can see where the routers placed him, where the
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  Speaker 2: into the console and.
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  Speaker 1: It still took fifteen minutes. Still tookty Eminem's beautiful shinings.
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  Speaker 2: Too long, dude. Despite what people are saying, the new
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  Speaker 2: Fortnite pretty fun.
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  Speaker 1: What was Eminem doing in it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think he's just in it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't watch like the big there's a skin, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's a skin in there.
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  Speaker 2: You can wear him.
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  Speaker 1: You could be a white guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: God damn. That's the fucking dream.
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  Speaker 2: And family guy's in it. Peter Griffin's in it. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's a big one.
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  Speaker 1: I'll beat your chicken like Peter Griffin from a family guy.
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  Speaker 2: Me and my boys are still rocking the John Wickskins though. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's og. You wouldn't know anything about that.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, I'm too young for that shit.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's big o G.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just a nubie in this fucking, big, big,
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  Speaker 1: nasty world.
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  Speaker 2: In this nasty world.
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  Speaker 1: What I saw, I was just watching a ninja stream
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  Speaker 1: for it. He has like three minute ads. He's making
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  Speaker 1: like billions of dollars off of it.
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  Speaker 2: Really just three minute ads?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, three minute ads, like every ten minutes, dude, people
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  Speaker 1: hit Do people hit you up.
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  Speaker 2: About our ads constantly?
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  Speaker 1: I've heard one or two things about it as if
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  Speaker 1: we're in any control movie and no, but they get mad.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even they're getting mad about the ads that
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  Speaker 2: we do on the podcast to YouTube ads like do
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  Speaker 2: what do you think I'm gonna do about that? Contact
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  Speaker 2: YouTube and be like no more.
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  Speaker 1: This company's got a vendetic against YouTube anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forgot YouTube is the enemy.
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  Speaker 1: YouTube is the enemy.
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  Speaker 2: I probably streaming platform we will not speak of.
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  Speaker 1: We should just be putting this on barstool, dot tv,
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  Speaker 1: truth or Vimeo.
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  Speaker 2: We're big into video now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, vimeos next up. I don't understand why people were
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  Speaker 1: even trying to make Vimeo thing. It was like the
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  Speaker 1: most impossible to interface for just like a little bit
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  Speaker 1: crispyer of a video.
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  Speaker 2: Was it even crispier? I only know Vimeo because it
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  Speaker 2: was like people would I had to put like school
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  Speaker 2: projects on Vimeo.
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  Speaker 1: Terrible.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was for like indie films if you
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  Speaker 2: made like a short.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, or like they have longer limits or
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  Speaker 1: some shit than YouTube. Speaking of your.
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  Speaker 2: School projects, something dumb as hell.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, someone sent me your beats. My beats, they're fucking
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  Speaker 1: they're flames. Yeah, number five, the sample, I don't remember
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  Speaker 1: what it was. It was fucking sick, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I was probably thirteen or twelve when I made those.
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  Speaker 1: They're good. You might have had a prodigy. You might
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  Speaker 1: have been baby Mozart. You might have been actually Massachusetts Mozart.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually really funny that you bring that up, because
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  Speaker 1: I was I was. I was thinking literally last night,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I should probably take these down. I
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  Speaker 1: was having a whole fucking existential CHRISTI crisis last night,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, I can't be going by little
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  Speaker 1: Sasquatch anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, it's so lame. What made you think that? I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, I've always thinking that, But.
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  Speaker 1: So why don't you do it? Twenty twenty four and
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  Speaker 1: just it's like an artificial start for something new. That's
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  Speaker 1: the thing about making yourself private is that people want
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  Speaker 1: to find it because it's like a secret. And so
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  Speaker 1: if you just are like, here, here's my whole last name,
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  Speaker 1: and just start going by your name, though, you might
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  Speaker 1: get bookings and people are gonna be like, who's got
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  Speaker 1: a Tuesday night show with Colin Tyrol?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think it would be just do it now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think I would probably start with just saying, like
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  Speaker 2: you know, on like Billings or whatever it is, just
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  Speaker 2: say like little Sasquatch aka or aka yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That Harry Harry aka little.
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  Speaker 2: Sasquatch, yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's fair. You might as well just do
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  Speaker 1: it now instead of just.
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  Speaker 2: U instead of putting it off. Yeah, that's what everyone
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  Speaker 2: tells me.
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  Speaker 1: But people were saying that from the beginning. It's it's fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I just didn't think it would ever matter,
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  Speaker 2: but you have a bad name. No, it's more the
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  Speaker 2: more the pain in the ass is more. Just like
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  Speaker 2: going up at the stand and it's like I feel
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  Speaker 2: like I already I feel like I'm like it's never
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  Speaker 2: a problem, but I feel like I'm coming up with
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  Speaker 2: a disadvantage, like right off the top, because everyone's like,
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  Speaker 2: who the fuck is this kid? Everyone's like why does
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  Speaker 2: everyone else have normal names? And this guy's little SASQUATCHA
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  Speaker 2: yeah exactly, and they're like, and why is he white.
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  Speaker 2: We thought he was gonna be black.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, little little put the t in like yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: little little Sasquatch can get.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You saw Dave give you his flower, give you your flowers?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I did. That video was hilarious, dude, like how
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  Speaker 2: bad his connection was? I know. But also it is
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  Speaker 2: funny how people, Uh, I feel like people are giving
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  Speaker 2: me too much credit for what we're doing here and
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  Speaker 2: don't understand how fucking simple this setup is. It's not
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  Speaker 2: like U, It's not like fucking anyone that works at
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  Speaker 2: barstool couldn't do this as well. It's just the fact,
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  Speaker 2: like the air setup is so complicated that I just
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  Speaker 2: brought it here and we just simplified it so there
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  Speaker 2: would be no like the only issue could be that
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  Speaker 2: like this one wire breaks.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that's kind of Day's point, like anyone
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  Speaker 1: should be able to do it. Yeah, not that, but
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  Speaker 1: but you do, as evidenced by the beach that you're making.
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  Speaker 1: You do some technical proficiency like making.
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  Speaker 2: Beach heat that I was thrown around.
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  Speaker 1: The sample was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't even know what which one you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Number five, It was number five.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what number five is dude.
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  Speaker 1: Like the drum, the drums that you picked whatever you
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  Speaker 1: were twelve years old. But like the sample, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't think I was really making samples or drums. I
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  Speaker 2: was making the beats like from scratch.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I know the fifth one was a sample. It
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  Speaker 1: was yeah, it said sample in it. It did yeah,
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  Speaker 1: interesting you want me to find it. I probably didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know what sample meant. I probably saw other people
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  Speaker 1: using that and was like, yeah, I'll call this one
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  Speaker 1: a sample.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I knew how to sample song.
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  Speaker 1: This is definitely sample because if you had made this music,
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  Speaker 1: you actually are a prodist you know.
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  Speaker 2: If I knew there was yeah, I think I did that. No, not.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's real violin ude.
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  Speaker 2: That's where the little Sasquatch originates from. I was supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be because I went through a big Young Chop phase. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: when I was getting big into Young Chop and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh shit, that's gonna be me. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a producer.
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  Speaker 1: We should do this like the Cave like Kenny Beat's show.
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  Speaker 1: That's what our lives stream really should be. You just
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  Speaker 1: may whip up and beat. I whip up a sixteen
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  Speaker 1: What if it sounded like this, we weren't dude, fire
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  Speaker 1: of the violin.
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  Speaker 2: That was a dream that my parents got a hold
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  Speaker 2: of fast and shut that down. That was one of
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  Speaker 2: the few things that I wanted to pursue in life.
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  Speaker 2: And my parents were like, you're not good at this.
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  Speaker 1: That's so whack of them. Wait, that's so whack of them.
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  Speaker 2: No, they didn't, but they were like they were like
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  Speaker 2: noticeably frustrated about it. They were like, please, like put
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  Speaker 2: headphones in or something like, we can't listen to this anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Doing it in front of everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I would just sit on my mom's computer and just
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  Speaker 2: fucking plug my little tiny keyboard in and.
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  Speaker 1: That makes more sense. That's like me listening to my
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  Speaker 1: new dog just want a chew toy for forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not like they were like you can't do this,
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  Speaker 1: they're like, please stop subjecting me to your like creative process.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was that, and I think I was just
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  Speaker 2: pretty bad at it.
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  Speaker 1: But if you were like trying out anything for the
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  Speaker 1: first time in front of like if you're like lifting
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  Speaker 1: weights for the first time in the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: living room, they'd be like, go do this into privacy
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  Speaker 1: of your own home. They should have just bought you
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  Speaker 1: some fucking sweet beats by Dre and let you five out.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is awesome. I'm happy we're talking about this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy this isn't a live episode cause I'm definitely
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  Speaker 2: gonna delete all this shit as soon as as soon
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  Speaker 2: as we stop for really, Oh yeah, big time.
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  Speaker 1: That's a vulnerable that's a vulnerable moment for me. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine my beats, any of my creative anything
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  Speaker 1: I made creatively at twelve came out. My creative stuff
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  Speaker 1: didn't start coming out to when I was twenty, probably
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  Speaker 1: same as you. Honestly, dude.
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  Speaker 2: There's videos of me longboarding somewhere out there on YouTube
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  Speaker 2: and I don't know where they are.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no bombings.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't even have like a GoPro, So it
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  Speaker 2: was like my fucking family is like VHS recorder like
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  Speaker 2: taped onto my law on board. Which way is it
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  Speaker 2: facing out or and I think it might be facing in? Dude,
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  Speaker 2: I think it might be right on my face. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think the feet angle I was pretty pumped about
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  Speaker 2: up your chin, Hey, dude, it was bad.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's terrifying. But I mean you were
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  Speaker 1: trying things out. Your parents should have Your parents should
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  Speaker 1: have stoked the creative flames. Yeah, I mean they were
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  Speaker 1: never They should have built you a fantasy factory.
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  Speaker 2: If we're being real, I know they should have let
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  Speaker 2: me fucking explore my options.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: I know they should have got you on your rob
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  Speaker 1: dear deck tip.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that dog. That dog is wearing a full
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  Speaker 2: on fucking it's.
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  Speaker 1: Just like a paint. Yeah, it looks like fucking oasis
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  Speaker 1: out there. The old fucking adds. That's why I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be in that seat this one ship. No,
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  Speaker 1: because my add while I have it is I can
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  Speaker 1: keep it a little bit more in control, a little
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  Speaker 1: better than I can. No I try. I tried to
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  Speaker 1: take my dog pro walk in a raincoat last night,
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  Speaker 1: and she fucking hated it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dogs hate that. Dogs hate that. They hate
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  Speaker 2: the They hate when you put ship on them, and
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  Speaker 2: they hate when they when you put the we used
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  Speaker 2: to put there was one winter in Massachusetts where it
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  Speaker 2: was like fucking negative one thousand degrees outside and we
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  Speaker 2: had to put those like mittens on them so that
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  Speaker 2: their paws wouldn't like freeze outside and they fucking hated that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the ladies love it, and it's really just
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's for the women. Yeah, it really is
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  Speaker 1: for the women. So people have good dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Who don't mind. Like my sister's dogs are very well trained,
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  Speaker 2: and they put they fucking dress those things up.
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  Speaker 1: What does well trained mean? Though, they can just like
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  Speaker 1: suppress their anger about it. They're just smoldering on the inside.
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  Speaker 1: But they're a golden retriever. So they're like, I have
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  Speaker 1: to have this personality.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they won't bite you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so anxious that I have to live through this.
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  Speaker 2: If we put one of those things on my dog,
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  Speaker 2: he would fucking chew your limbs off.
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  Speaker 1: He wouldn't he would rip it off. He would attack you.
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  Speaker 2: We'd attack you for sure. Damn. What a nasty affections.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Your dog will get an ear infection at some point,
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  Speaker 2: and then that's just the fucking they hate the medication
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  Speaker 2: that you got to put in their ears. Oh, drops
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: in the ear, drops in the ear. It's like some
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  Speaker 2: like cotton swab thing, and you put it in their
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  Speaker 2: ear and they go fucking nuts and then they run
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  Speaker 2: away and they hide and then they come and then
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  Speaker 2: every time they see it, they run away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's so. It's it's a different having a family dog,
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  Speaker 1: I bet than having a dog where you have to
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  Speaker 1: get up at fucking six am every day with it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because we just let our dogs outside.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's awesome. I wish so badly I could just
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  Speaker 1: let my dog outside. Yeah, just open the apartment window,
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  Speaker 1: just dive out the window.
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Luckily they're far too smart for that. But uh, it
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: has me on, like my back on my movie watching tip.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Just I wake up at six in the morning every morning,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: take the dog out. It doesn't shit. I bring it
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: back inside, put it in his crate for five minutes,
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: fucking take it back outside. It does shit, and then
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: we put on a movie until it falls asleep at
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: nine o'clock.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Damn, So you you watched a movie this morning.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I watched a full rap battle. I watched Kichi got
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: against the Easy the block Captain, Damn, spin the bluck
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: They're gonna come through.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Every day though, I'm watching, Like, dude, you got to
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: just go back to bed. I can't.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. So you've been up since six every day?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: So what dude, you've what have you done? Today. It's
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: like the fucking night time for you right now.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I know it basically is, which makes me think that
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Francis is off though, because he's on the same type
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: of schedule and by this time of.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Day Francis needs his fucking beauty sleep. I know Francis
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: has been talking to me about doing like he's been doing,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: like late spots at the cellar, and he's like, I am, dude,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: this is destroying my lufem Like, dude, my spots this
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: weekend on Saturday, my spots were twelve fifteen and one
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: fifteen am. I showered for the first time of the
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: day at eleven thirty pm.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, and then went out, Damn, who are you performing
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: for the fucking rats and trash workers?
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I closed out the eleven show, which was actually it
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: was sold out, and then I did the downstairs midnight show,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: which was pretty fun. At what time one fifteen in
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: the morning? Oh my god. I came home and I
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: played video games.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Until because now you're now you have to keep up,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: not late. You're not just going to do your comedy.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: You're riding that fucking high.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Killing dude On paper like it wasn't But on paper
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: this was the greatest weekend of my entire life.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Why I didn't do anything?
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: No, I did every single thing that I enjoy doing.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Talk me through it.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I did stand up. I did four shows, the best
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: creative Pursuit, the best creative Pursuit. I played Fortnite video
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: games and I went fishing on Saturday.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Where the fuck did you fish? Central Park with Tucker Cross? Now?
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I fished in New Jersey?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I rented a zip car and I drove out there.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's enterprising.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how was it?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Where'd you go in New Jersey? Funding good spot?
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah? This place called ken Lockwood Gorge and it was
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: actually surprisingly busy. It didn't catch anything, No one caught anything.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Those that made me feel better about myself. Who were
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: you with myself? But it was packed. There was like
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: probably like ten people fly fishing out there, really, and
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: we all were chopping it up.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Any luck, anything biting out there today?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Anything? Biden? What are you guys throwing a couple chubbies?
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: The names of the fucking flies are insane. I was throwing.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: I was throwing woodie buggers. Where do you buy them from?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I went to Orbis, So you stopped on the way down.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: I went to Orbis on Friday because you knew, because
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I knew I was going because I had a bad
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: and Friday was a rough day. Friday I was one
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: of those days where I just didn't move and then
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I went and did the shows, and I was like,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I might kill myself.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's gonna put you in a bad spot.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Gonna put you in a terrible fucking uh. Or you
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: just have to put yourself into discomfort at some times. Yeah,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: renting a zip car, just the frustration of renting a zip.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Something like Sundays, I cannot Like yesterday, I didn't move
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: it all, but I felt fine, that's the Holy Day,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: so it's the day of rest, so of the Lord
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: and Ball exactly. So I didn't mind that. But on Friday,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: when Friday.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's almost like you need a job.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Just to yeah, like like pick up a shift a
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Chipotle or something, just like I earned sitting down.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Just pick up a shift at Chipotle, give everybody double
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: meat for free for two weeks, and then get fired. Yeah,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: agnominious end to an illustrious career. Yeah, so you went
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: out to hank Lockwood Gorge. Hank Lockwood Gorge Hank was
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: out there whipping fucking They had taco bell baits that
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: they were throwing out there.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Fun trying the spot. Obviously you just googled it.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I googled it, but it was there was no fish.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I got some bites early, so I got out there
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: around like ten, and then I got some bites, and
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: then I switched flies, and then I never got any
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: more bites, and then I went back to the original flies.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Still didn't get anything. But then people were coming up
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: to me and they were like, any luck and I
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: was like no, and they were like dude, I know right,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: it's fucking crazy. But it was still fine. I mean,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: it was nice being out there.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: And it's all just alone men guys who are staving.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: There was there was like.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Some groups of two, but mostly just solo. So all
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: men all men of course, yeah obviously yeah, or just
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: like when it's two support groups.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: But this is just guys staving off school shooting and
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: serial killing.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I think it's mostly it was mostly old
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: men trying to get away from their like wives of
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: forty years.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guys who aren't golfers, yes, exactly, that makes sense,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: or golfers who it's the off season, so they got
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: to fish a little bit.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I mean it was fun. It was
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: a good time.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: What are you doing when you're out there? Are you
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: listening to a podcast or you listen to music, or
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: you have cans on? You have fucking just you and
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: mother nature, just me and mother nature listening to the water. Yeah, probably,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: it's probably pretty meditative.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: It was. It was honestly surprising that there's a river
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: that like nice and big, and it was dude, it's
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: like forty minutes away from the city.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get out of the city pretty fast. Yeah,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: if you want to. Uh. And Jersey is, despite its
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: like scumbag armpit of America reputation, there's good wildlife in Jersey. Dude.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: When we went to do Most Dangerous Game Show and
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: we drove back, I think when I drove, I drove
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Mike back, and I think when we were driving it
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: was all through New Jersey and I was like, dude,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: this is beautiful. I was like, I did not expect
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: this at all from Jersey.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's immaculate. And there's a massive bear population by
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: black bears. Yeah, I think so, Yeah, that makes sense.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: We're like one of the maybe the highest bear part.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Actually I shouldn't say this. I'll get fucking that just
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: can't be true high bear popular.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gotta be like Wyoming or Montana that has
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: the highest, or Alaska obviously.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Jersey bear population. So there's three thousand bears.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of bears.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: If it's not the highest, you still have to respect that.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: There's three thousand, one hundred and fifty eight bears.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: In New Jersey. It's a ton of bears.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: That's a ton of fucking bears.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Well, look up how many how many bears they're in
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Like Montana, it's gotta be fucking Domina. Go with ten thousand. Now,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: that's way too high.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: There were three hundred and thirty bears killed in New
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Jersey this past year. This year's harvest was three hundred
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: thirty bears. They're calling it a harvest?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Is it bears that get like too close to civilization?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Is this burley guys picked up at gay bars? This
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: can't be the same. With nineteen reported killed on Saturday
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: in the rain, this is October sixteen, twenty twenty three.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: What the fuck killed nineteen bears in one day? I
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: can't feel good killing a bear? Are people even eating
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: bear meat like that?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Is that what they're doing it for? Their hunting bears?
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: The daily take was last Monday with one hundred and
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: five bears.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Last Monday, they killed one hundred and five bears.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: October sixteenth, So this is in October.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: What the fuck dude and his archers.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: They're saying people are killing bears with bows and arrows
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: like it's fucking some kind of extreme summer camp.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised that bow and arrow can even fucking pierce
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: a bear's skin. I'd imagine a bear's skin is like
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: this thick.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I know, and and well, I guess some bears are tiny,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: like the ones that pull up on a I've seen
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: the video of the bear going to a campsite and
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: like it's like a Latina mother with like her kid,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: and she's just covering his eyes and the bear just
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: goes through all of their like lunchables. Basically, No, they
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: don't do shit, they're just dead. Still.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Is it a black bear?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of the tiny one, and the.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Black bears seem I think they're pretty harmless. Yeah, I
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: think all you gotta do is just yell at them,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: hey bear, and they'll die.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: They drop dead. Yeah, it's the easiest way to kill
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: a black bear in New Jersey. That's so nuts that
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: people are just bow and arrowing bears to death in
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: New Jersey.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like that, mad Live, that's fucking horrifying.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: If I was a bear, I'd be pissed, Dude, I'd
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: be a pissed if I was a bear in New
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Jersey period when fucking Wyoming and Montana exist.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Palli D's like, yeah, by you on the way to
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the shore.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Oh man, imagine if the cast of Jersey Shore got
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: mauled by a fucking bear.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like or like a brawl, that would be hilarious.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: They just fucking snooky beats the fuck out of a bear. Dude.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: We're planning a trip out to Wyoming for the summer,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: and uh, who's that?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Me? You bow and h.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Bebo Madennate and we're and me and then you yeah,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: and we're we're we got it. We're getting straps.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: No, you're not ready to hold You're not going to
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: get a strap.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: But Bo's already got the twelve gage, so he's gonna
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: get a ten millimeter.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Pistol as well, he's gonna fly with it.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: No, he lives in Colorado, and so.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: He's gonna drive the Yeah find to Colorado and he's blad, Well,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: they just issue those oh yeah in Colorado. You just
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: with your newspaper in the morning. It just comes to
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: a bag DUP twelve gage that like smacks on your driveway.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: He called me today this morning and he said, uh,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: talking about his shody. No, he's on his way to
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Kenya right now. And he said, uh, can you call
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Delta and let them tell them to let me into
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: the Delta lounge?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Can you call Delta?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: And I said, that is definitely not a thing. I said,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: who am I going to call? What?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Bro is trying to get in? Delta's like Delta sick dude?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: He thinks it a frat Yo, my boys, my boys,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: a brother in Delta. What the fuck does he think
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Delta is?
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what he was expressing.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: No one can get into Delta right now. No one's getting.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: In into the lounge. Yeah, why they're shut it down.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's like harder to get into than than like
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: the fucking illuminati. These someone like taps you on their
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: shoulder you're like, you've been improved for Delta this year.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, it's fucking brutal. But did you speak of frats?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Did you see that Texas frat will the the what
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: is it? What was it the lawn or yeah, I
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: mean two agriculture frats, Yeah, that have been beefing with
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: one another, like Farmhouse and some other agriculture frat. And
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: they said that it's not like they killed it for
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: that purpose, Like one of the one of the brothers,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: their grandparents owned land and so they already had to
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: kill the steer, and so they just brought the body
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: and left it at the other at the other frats
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: like front lawn or whatever. And the other one, since
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: they've been going back and forth, was like, yeah, we're
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: not even going to give them up because we feel
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: responsible because we've been doing so much fucking nasty shit
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: to them. There's these frats at these college I don't know,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: they don't believe it. You think that they like a
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: win to farm and like, why would.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: They have to kill a long horn?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was sick or it was older, and it
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: just happened to line up with the exact same day
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: that they were playing the longhorns.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, wow, this is a good coincidence.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: This is lucky. We just sharing the good fortune with that.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: And then they shot it and then brought it to
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: their fraternity.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: It's so it is barbaric.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking dude, that video of it was like horrifying.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I only saw still photos.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: He's a video massive.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so the horns were so long and.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: They're picking up the head and they're like looking at it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, there was a there's frats like that at Penn State.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Oh sure, Like uh, I think on like the west
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: of campus, and some of our buddies lived out there.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: We would go to parties there and I think coming
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: back one night, everybody was walking back towards the center
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: of campus or to where we lived, walk across their
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: lawns and like people were like there. It was like
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the typical collegiate machismo where dudes were out on the
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: front lawn and be like yeah, yeah, we'll see and
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: then just one of the dudes came out with a
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: shotgun and it was like cocking it. It's like what
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the fuck. These college farmhouse frats or these college like
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: uh agriculture frats are are just a whole different breed
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: than like the regular frat bros who are trying to
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: roofy chicks and listen to Testo. Yeah, I mean, but
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: is that a big thing dude does?
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Like do do guns and frat culture go hand in hand?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Because one of my friends who went to Old Miss
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: boh he uh yeah, he said that. Like I remember
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: him sending me like screenshots of their group chat and
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: it would be like dudes being like just pick this
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: up and it was like a fucking bazooka and they'd
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: be like setting in there and they all had guns.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: But I guess that might just be all miss what
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: the fuck?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: But I guess state there was another story at Penn State,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: like there was like a brawl in the basement and
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: fucking some dude pulled out a gun. No, someone pulled
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: it out a gun and fucking Mike Wallace, uh he
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: like he disarmed him. He attacked the gunman. No way,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: he pushed him up.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: There's no reason to be doing that. That's the guy's
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: not going.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: To kill anybody unless he like accidentally does when they
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: attacked him with his gun.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, That's I don't know. I don't think I'm
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: ever charging anyone with a gun.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: It's insane.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: It's in like thirteen reasons why. When the dude is
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: he's going to like shoot up the school and like
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: one of them, the one of the kids. I've only
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: seen the clip. I've never watched the show, but he
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: like grabs the barrel of the gun and like moves
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: it to the side like one of those fucking scuba
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: divers when they like grab the nose of the shark.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Just guide them away, Just do a keto on it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: You don't have to do this right now.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: You don't have to bite me shark. If they just
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: tried that in Jaws. Have you watched uh in the
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: there's a scene in the Pacific.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Where they haven't do. Have you watched it?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like ninety done.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Really. I watched the first episode and then I it
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: was good. It was great. But I've heard that it's
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: like four episodes of the show are like a love story.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: That's that's That's what Mike Genie was telling me.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: It's just as good. People are just hating it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Mike Foenie told me it was mid as hell.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Mike Feenie might be mid as hell. No, no, no, no,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: that's I mean he's just he's go one hundred percent wrong.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Think that is mit, Well, if you think that. The
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: story of our soldiers who went to fucking Ewo Jima Guadalcanal,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: fucking uh.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: It looked good. But I will say the one thing
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't like. I really enjoyed the training scenes in
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Band of Brothers.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Good News. There's training in this one as well.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Really yes, but this one I only watched the first
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: episode again. But they they were going on, they were
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: going straight out to war.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Well, there's training later on. Okay, Luckily they're sending tons
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: and tons of new boots out there.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: True, they got to get right joy.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's a older Japanese woman who has like
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: her gut spilling out, and she just like guy comes
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: in with the gun, she just like beckons him with
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: her finger. Oh it like puts the gun like basically
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: in her mouth. It's like kill me, kill me, Oh,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: kill me, kill me. Shout out to our Japanese listen
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: up to our Japanese listeners, to our our listeners out
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: in Okinawa, we stand with you.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: What they did to Hiroshima was not cool.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: A letter to America from an upper hero Hito someone's
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: got to speak up on this ship. We found some
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: old letters from Herohito and actually Pearl Harper makes a
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: lot of sense now that you think about it. It
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: was actually pretty fucking dope. Have you seen people talk
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: about that building four thirty two. It's like that. It's
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: like they called the ugliest building in New York. It's
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: just this straight up and down tall like it's just
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: a completely uniform building that looks exactly like h.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: It's the one by Central Park.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, and it's on Billionaire's Row, straight up and
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: down and uh.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: See it's they're right, like people say it's the glost
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: building in the city that when I moved to the city,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: that was the first thing that I was like, what
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: the fuck is that?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Well? That looks exactly like the World Trade Towers. It's
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: just like a uniform, straight up and down building.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Are we talking about the same building? I'm talking about
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: the one that's like really skinny.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Yep, just like the World Trade Centers, except for they
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: had lines up and down.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Means it doesn't look anything like the World Trade Center.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: It's just a uniform box building that goes straight up.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: It like changes at the top.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: We might be talking about two different buildings then, because
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: there's two of those little skinny ones. I think we're
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: talking about two different ones. You know, they remade the
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: twin towers though there's there are twin.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Towers where im Kuala Lumpur. No, dude, I have a
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: picture of them. I'll have to search for it. But
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, four point thirty two part condominiums.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Do you have a picture? Can to see some photo
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: evidence here? Brother?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: This one?
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking about a different one.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, well that one? Does that not look like a
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: single World Trade tower?
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: He does?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: People are like that building a fuck sounded like, dude,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: in these buildings they fucking what the hell are these?
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those those are reflective ass buildings.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: No, I was talking about this this guy right here?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Uh the sharp Oh yeah, yeah, you were.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Talking about that one.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Is that the same one?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: That? I think that's a whole different one.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Dude. There's not another building in New York that's that
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: tall on that alone in the city.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like that would just give me the
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: willies being in there. I get the willies looking out
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: like this second story window. I think those buildings are
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: all empty. They gotta be.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I think they are.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: The Chinese just bought them up, yeah, or like it'll
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: be a TikTok and someone being like they're asking one
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: hundred ninety million dollars for this five thousand square foot apartment.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that shit sucks, dude. There was a fuck There
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: was a video that I saw, yeah yesterday. Oh it was.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: There was this video of some some girl like on
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Instagram reels that came up and she was like my
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: new apartment and I think she was like an OnlyFans
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: girl or something, and it was like the craziest view
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen in New York City. And then all
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: the comments you're just so like so wrong. They're like
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: they're like yeah, and what's that like three thousand dollars
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: a month, as in like that's expensive, And I'm like, dude,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: that's like twenty thousand dollars a month for that apartment.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, three thousand dollars a month. We'll like get you
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: the bottom floor of something you have to walk up to.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: It was literally like it had it was like a
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: three sixty view of like Brooklyn, the Hudson, the Central Park,
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Like you're like on top of the city and people
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: are like, yeah, that's gotta be what like three K.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that's cool. If you like paying three K.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Come to fucking Indianapolis get double the amount of space
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: for only seven hundred dollars.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Dude. Well, one of my hobbies is going on Zillow
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: and somehow I got I get Zillo notifications for Montana.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know how it happened.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: And I get a little how many emails do you
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: get from Zillo a day?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: A billion? I get like push notifications, like more more
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: than I get text messages from people I know and love.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: It's and they're shoving it down my throat. It's fucking
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Montana is not that cheap either.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Oh No, Montana's like ridiculously expensive.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at Montana and I'm like, wait, this is
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: like it's it is literally like over three thousand dollars
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: for like your your view is like the tundra. Yeah,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: your view is like just across the street at another
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: ugly ass Montana house. I can't believe that Montana is
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: that expensive, dude.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I was looking at airbnbs out there just like this
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: was like a while ago, and they were dude, they
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: were like my rent.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: It's nuts for like a like a weekend, and they're
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: not even that nice than some of them.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Some of them are nice, yeah, some of them.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I mean sometimes some airbnbs, I'm like, what the fuck
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: am I? What am I paying for for this amount?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: It's like one of my buddies, Mike is about to
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: be or he's engaged to be married, so we're starting
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: to plant his bachelor party. I'm looking at airbnbs in Colorado.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and in Colorado.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Uh, we're gonna try to go to Red Rocks. We're
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: gonna try and do Red Rocks for the bachelor party.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Is that at a concert?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Yeeah?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Red Rocks is not that far from Denver.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so probably somewhere around Denver. But we're gonna try.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: But but I think the airbnb situation with the best
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: airbnbs are super expensive, and the expensive airbnbs are not
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: that good. Yeah, I don't know watch about Colorado.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: But if you're trying to like get a cool airbnb,
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: like out in the mountains and stuff, boulders right in
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: the like it's not in the big it's not in
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: like the fucking huge mountains, but there's boulders a pretty
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: nice area.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I like Boulder.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I've went hiking out there.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I went to one of the best restaurants
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: in my life in Boulder. Three stars Michelin Luff. You
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: could see all of the fucking like valley of Boulder
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: in Denver.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Boulders nice, Boulder's nice.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind going up to Boulder.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: That's where Jack Krakauer lives. Is that I think that's
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: the dude that wrote Into the Wild.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Jack Carrouac.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: No, that's Jack Carrowack. I think it's Jack Crack.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Jack Carrowack is Jack Carroll.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Jack Carrouac wrote on the Road. I think Jack Krakouer
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: wrote Into the Wild. And he wrote that show with
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Andrew Garfield, the fucking Mormon Show under the Banner of Heaven.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I thought that, Oh yeah, Jacky, and he wrote.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: That Everest book that I read.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I thought his ass died in the wild.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's not the fucking dude.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I thought his ass died on a fucking school bus.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Now trying to be fucking like trying to burn money
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: now that that story's crazy. Super Trent, Yeah, what was
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: that guy's name, Alexander SUPERTRMP, Yeah, wasn't that his name.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I have no idea said that any name.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: The movie fucking the movie was sick when it came out.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: The movie is a great movie. It's pretty sad. Yeah's a
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: pretty devastating movie if you rewatch it.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like the Yeah, you want to get
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: off the grid. I think I was in college when
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: it came out, and I was like, fuck, yes was
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: a fucking grid. Leave my fucking Toyota camera here.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There was a hot phase in my life, which
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I guess wasn't even that long ago. It was probably
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: two years ago when those books and movies destroyed my
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: life for a minute. Why because I was like, yeah,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna move to the woods and be a poet, dude.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I literally it was like I got to get out
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: to Denver and write about what I was like my
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Like I was reading like Charles Bukowski, and I was like, yeah,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I should probably start drinking way more and writing at night.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: And then I would try and write and I would
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: be like the couch had a crevice in it, Like
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: it would just be like bullshit.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I was sucked into the crack of the couch.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Like the universe.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: If that should ever got out, I would actually kill myself.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Poetry is gayer than having a penis in your mouth.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I tried to write poetry for like a hot month.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Really, oh yeah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I would send it to my friends and they'd be like, dude,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: that's good. It was. It's truly one of the more
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: embarrassing times of my life.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, low key battle raps are just two men's
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: screaming poems, and so that's way cooler. But it's not
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: that well, it's cooler, it's not that much.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: If you didn't if you didn't succeed and it the
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: way that you did, it would have been a lot more.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, I would have never had any if
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: you never had any.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Career, if you never won King of the Dot, we
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: probably wouldn't be doing this podcast.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: If I had never won, if I, like had lost
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Wrap Battles off the beginning, I'd be working at J. G. Wentworth.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I'd be like eight seven seven need cash, now, let's
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: let's restructure your settlement. Oh man, you have a structured
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: settlement and you need cash, Now call me a J. G. Wentworth.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I think I got a lot of shit online that
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I got a race forever.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see the wheels turning in there.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about all the ship that I think
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I uploaded when I was a child, like probably like
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: videos of me like shooting hockey pucks into like on
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: like the driveway.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: That's just dope. Now, that's that's just kind of dope. Oh, dude,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: what a blessing that I didn't have the Internet. I mean,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I had the Internet, but I didn't have like a
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I wasn't recording my every waking moment at that time,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: didn't have a camera phone until I think I was
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: out of college.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's rough.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I mean it fucking saved my life. Yeah, imagine if
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I was going through what you're going through right now,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: the nasty stuff I would have been saying in my
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: fucking edge Lord, like yeah, mid teens bro outside of
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: a fucking wah wah and Havertown.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Pennsylvania, firing off tweets.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Eating like a fucking spicy chicken sandwich, drinking a tea
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: cool er, waiting to go to Edgeley and drink beers.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: The fucking nasty shit I would say, trying to impress
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: my friends with my shaved head.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Dude, when I was writing poetry. That was when I
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: had my shaved head.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Please tell me a little bit of your poetry.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't remember any of it.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: What was some of the words or themes that you
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: used there?
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: It was just all me just doing like just like
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: word for word, just copying Charles Bukowski and Jack Kerouac,
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: being and like not realizing that those are two of
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: the most famous authors of all time, and being like, yeah,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I'm one of the few that have read these books.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: And now I don't read Sometimes you just got to
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: be that was one of those things that you're like,
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: this is probably the reading for me in the long run,
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: is not good for me?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh it's I mean, you're a doctor in yourluence
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: too easily. You're a grind set guy. Now, yeah, you
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: don't read books. You're like Michael Rubin. Basically you fucking
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: work seventeen hours a day. I haven't read a book
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: since you were nineteen, and you're fucking free at last.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I wonder if I'm back by myself right now and
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: be like, man, I sucked, probably, but right now I
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: feel like I'm pretty normal. But that was that was
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: not long ago, and I was in a fucking I
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: was a lunatic.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I think when you get way better at stand up,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: like when you're like selling out theaters and stuff like that,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I think you're gonna be like, man, I sucked a
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: stand up then.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's that's kind of I mean, you know,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I could listen to a set from last week and
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: be like, I suck.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Really yeah damn, but my first rap battle went crazy.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's different though. I feel like that's different because
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: you got to be good already to do it. Yeah,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: there's no like open mics.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I wish that. I mean, it'd be funny if there was.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: There's no like, there's no like no judgment like judgment
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: free open mics.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just getting there's almost being real nasty to
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: you when some dude with a very flat brim on
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: his hat off the rip dude.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: I remember when I was rewatching your old, like you're
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: really old rap battles, like the what was the what
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: was the really old uh like channel that you used
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: to do grind time, grind time? Yeah, And I remember,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: like you you looked pretty normal. You did have a
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: little bit of like Wiger attitude to you. But then
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I but then I but then I saw Mike Wallace
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: in the background and my jaw fell to the floor.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, no.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Way is that Mike was he was where dude.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Fucking like.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Shorts that were pretty much like capris, like down like
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: there was like this much space between the end of
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: the shorts and the top of his foot, and then
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: like the like like the fucking like cookie Monster Zoomy's
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: flat brim hat.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Cookie Monsters hats for everybody, or the Elmo
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: or the Elmo but simultaneously.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: And I remember seeing that and being like, there's no
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: fucking way.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like, I I'm pretty proud of myself of
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: how I dressed, because I dressed like like I wore
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: like dad hats when but they weren't cool at all.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I wore like soccer jerseys, shorts like that weren't super baggy,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: or like I was wearing sweatpants and I get clowned.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: They'd be like, you think, fucking you're sweet because you're
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: wearing sweatpants.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you definitely yours looking back on them, are
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: not that bad.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just normal, just a little bit of just
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: your hype crew.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Say, your crew was rough.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: But the rest of my opponents were rough too. Yeah,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, everybody was rough.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: That must have been nuts, dude going into wrap outing
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: and being like all like the dude that you went
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: in that first one, who just he just started free
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: styling at the end.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Who is that illegal?
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah dude, it was. Was that your first rapo?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that was one first like I did like
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: a freestyle one before that. Yeah, that was your first
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: like competition, That was my first one where I was
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: like booked and on a flyer. He go there that
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: day and.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: That dude hadn't He had like one like one what
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: is it, one segment? What are they called like a bar?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: One good bar because you like go on one verse
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: and then like the next two rounds.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: He was just like, I spit it. I live like
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: like just like he was like, your shirt is long, burgundyndy,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: that's actually kind of dope. No, but he was literally
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: just freestyling at the end because he just chalked it
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: up as a loss. It's like when they throw the
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: fucking Zappi and in the in the NFL and they're
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: like we already lost.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like that's Trevor Simmy. Yeah, he put his
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: work out the rest of the team from mop up Duty.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I see what I could come up with off the top.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: It was a rolling the dice.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: You're like, maybe I'll just be really fucking good at
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: freestyling and have no idea.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: My first one was supposed to be on my twenty
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: first birthday, and that dude didn't show up that day,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: so I was like, I'm gonna fuck this die up.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: And then one month later it was the actual first one.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: It was fucking I probably would have lost on my
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: twenty first birthday because I was so hungover. I went
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: out in Rockaway Beach to like Circle fucking whatever the
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: bar is in Rockaway Beach and was just like blasted,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Like I think, I like fell off of like the
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: front steps of the bar and I like smacked my
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: face on the ground. I was like destroyed, just rutal.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: If you booze, you lose, dude, are you off the sauce? Still? Yeah?
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Two weeks not quite yo, Like twelve days.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: It'll be to see if I if I'll see any
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: bloodshot inness or fucking uh.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: You're not going to find that here, brother.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Or lies. You're not going to find if I detect
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: any of your if you look to the left at me,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: your brain is the true test will be Louisville this weekend,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: which is a good good reminder to buy tickets.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go to go, get tickets to see me in
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Louisville this weekend.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: To smash an ad to to pair with that.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I'm gonna be in Louisville this weekend,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: and uh, plenty of tickets left for that.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: So perfect.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: So they're going fast. Let me tell you, they are
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: fucking flying.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: The ones that are going are going fast Louisville. If
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: you're if you go to if you're a student at
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: the university, or if you're over in fucking at uk Man.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Anywhere in West Yeah, if you're anywhere in the Midwest,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: just make the trip down to Louisville. It'll be a
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: night that you will never forget. And I probably won't
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: forget either.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: If you're in Tennessee, come on up.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Come on up.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: If you're in Tennessee, If you're in Kentucky shwing by.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm gonna grab a seltzer real quick.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: You mean you mean the thing that we haven't ad
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: for which I'm pulling up right now. Bro. It smells
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: like dope. In here. You're blazing no.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Or no.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Nothing for your guest. You don't offer a seltzer bro
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: all right about, you can still offer me.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about rent app.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about rent dot app. Let's talk about rent
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: app ron.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Once you spit a little bit about rent ap real quick.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Rent app is teaming up with barstool HQ to give
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: one of our producers a free month of rent. You
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: hear that, a free month of rent? And I don't
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: know if it's just producers or anybody in content is involved,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: but honestly, it says share why your producer should win.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's sitting right next to me, he's doing
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: this show. If you asked old Dave Portnoy, he would
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: probably say that little Sash should win because he recognizes
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: that you're doing this production all on your own, but
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: with rent.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: For each other. It's insane.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: You guys are brothers, I know. Heck, guys, you're basically
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Siamese twins with him. You share one brain.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Constantly, we're just texting each other being like you're the best,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: and then he text me back he goes, no, you're
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: the best.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Just shorthands that you guys don't even use full words
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: just constant. You guys are basically like no you, no you,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: and it's love. The love you have between each other's
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: like the love I have for rent app exactly. It
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: makes it so much easier to pay your rent. Oh,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: that reminds me I need to pay my rent, and
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't need that reminder if I had rent app.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Need to download that thing? It's free on your phone.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: The ultimate tool for renters everywhere. Rent app takes the
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: hassle out of paying rent by depositing your payments directly
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: into your landlord's bank account. No more trips to the ATM,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: No mo're mailing in checks, No more of that BS
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: that's really weighing you down or making you forget, which
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: is going to hurt your credit score. And luckily, with
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: rent app, you can opt into a feature that lets
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: you report your on time rent payment to like three
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: of the major credit bureaus. You have three major credit bureaus.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: They bring you one step closer to home ownership and
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: helps build your credit score. So why wait? Go to
• 48:06
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• 48:11
  Speaker 1: off your first payment and download rent app in the
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: app store today and go to Louisville. Go to Lewisville.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Cannot wait to get out to Louisville.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Francis went in Toronto this weekend. He's six, so that's
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: why he's not here. But he uh, he called me
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: in a panic.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he told me about this. I still don't understand
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: how that worked.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: He got to the airport, was about to board his fight,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: didn't have his passport. Yeah, so he's like, can you
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: go to the front desk of our building, get the
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: spare key, go up to my apartment, find my passport,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: put it in a cab, send it to the airport.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: And like a fuck, But I don't understand how that.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: So you ordered a new birth Yeah, and you just said, hey,
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: take this passport and that put it.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: In a bag and then somebody's going to meet up
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: with you. And it was a guy who did not
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: speak a word of English.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: He was fine with that. He didn't care. I feel
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: like if I was an uber driver'd be like, what
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: the fuck are you talking about. You're just sending me
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: to the airport with a rogue bag.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I've done that. I mean I showed him the package,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I like explained it to him, and he didn't understand English,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: so I just shouted and explained it even louder passport,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: airport and you go. Basically, I was just screaming at
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: him and just put it in like a grocery bag
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: and sent it along the way. It was not hard
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: for me, but Francis was very appreciative, and I'm gonna
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: have to hold that thing over him for quite some time.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: He was texting me about it the whole time.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: What was he saying I was asleep? Was he like, Roan,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: save my fucking bacon bacon an uber? And I thought
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: you went to the airport? Yeah, no, I didn't, did you?
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Like was his his idea to like, have you just
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: send it in an uber?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I mean that was his idea, but that would have
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: been my idea too, Like I wasn't gonna just go
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: forward and go into the.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Air Yeah yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: But I think he had the I think he like
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: booked a later flight, but he's like, you save me whatever. However,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: many thousands of dollars, this was like a massive favor
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: for me. And it's like I feel like he if
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: he was moving his flight.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: To later, he could have just gone home.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: And yeah, and came back.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: That would have been pretty easy.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: He lives, you know, not that far half an hour
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: from LGA.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: From LGA.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I that's how I fucking call it myself, dude.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: When I was so, I.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: So when I went fishing this weekend, I went out
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: to Jersey forty minutes there, start heading back around like
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: four thirty, and it says it's gonna take like an
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: hour and a half to get home, which I expected
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: because I'm gonna have to go through the Holland Tunnel.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: So I come. I come back to my apartment before
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: dropping off the car, and I'm dropping the car off
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: like literally like half.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: A mile away, like right down eighth Ave and docked.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't care. And because I'm like, I don't
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: want to have to carry all my fly fishing shit
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: back down the street after I drop the car off,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: So I part the car right here, bring my stuff in,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: go back out to the car. I'm driving down the
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: directions they're giving me. I go down this street that's
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: like right next to the street that's entering the halland Tunnel.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: And I just came from the halland Tunnel and the
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: street that I go down is closed but there's no
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: indication that the street is closed, Like there's no sign,
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: there's nothing. And then you just get to the end
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: and there's just two cop cars just parked there.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: So so me and probably four other cars are like
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: lined up and they're all some dude gets out of
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: the car in front of me.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: He's like, you got to.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Back up, and I'm like, well, we're backing up into
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: traffic and the only other lane that we can go
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: into is going into the halland tunnel. So I'm like
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not and I'm like I'm not going I'm like,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: it just took me an hour to get through there.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not going in and then turning around and going back.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like that will take me two hours to do. Damn.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: So we're sitting there, people are turning around and going back.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: This like Latino dude turns around and he comes. He
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: comes up to my car and he rolls the window down.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: He's like, bro, He's like, I'm just gonna go straight
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: through the construction cones. You guys can follow me if
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: you want. Dude, this guy takes his car and just
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: barrels through the cones.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Really, dude.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: There's like construction workers everywhere, cops everywhere. He just and
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: just slams through the cones and then we all just
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: fucking fly. We're all following him. The construction workers are
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: like streets closed, and we're all like, fuck you guys.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: It was awesome, dude. This dude just led the charge
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: completely and we all just fucking fly through the cones
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: and then we're all we're all just flying through and
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: then it was just like my fucking heart's beating out
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: of my chest. It was awesome, dude. It was a
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: great feel, and it was like we all fucking united
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: band were together. We all banded together, and we were like, dude,
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not going in the halland tunnel. Fuck that.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Because the construction workers are very liberal with where they
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: put their zones. Yeah, they'll like park in like a
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: no parking zone with a fucking cone right on top
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: of their car and sit there and chain smoke blunts.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: They weren't doing shit.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Construction workers have a highest individuals on Earth. Dude.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: It was crazy. I would never have done if it
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: was just me there, I'd be like, fuck, I guess
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going on the Hollan Tunnel. For another two hours.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: That would have been hell.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: This dude literally rolled his window down. He was like, bro,
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. He's like, I'm going straight
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: through the cones. Follow me.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: What was his what was his uh? What was his
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: thinking behind?
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: That had a girl in his car and I think
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: he was trying to impress her but it probably worked.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Dude, I've been getting a like Twitter has has reopened
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: the death algorithm for me? But what like the death
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: algorithm of just like closed circuit TV shootings. But one
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: of the deaths that I saw was just a guy
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: with a girl filming in his car and somebody had
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: stolen drugs from him, and he's like, watch this, babe,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: fucking just guns his car and just like drills somebody
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the street.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Power move.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: She's just like filming. She's like, oh my god, right,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: why did.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: You do that?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: You're crazy? You're fucking crazy. That's so hot. Let me
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: suck you off right now.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: This is annoying.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: What do you see?
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: I'm just hearing someone using a leaf blower and that
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: just can't be Why are you leaf blowing right now?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: There's no leaves. All the leaves have fallen it's the
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: middle of the winter.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Uh, all right, Shack Leonard signing with the Eagles. I
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: was just getting a ton of fucking messages about the
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: fucking birds.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: But yeah, you guys need Shack Leonard now, dude, Yesterday
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: was not a good day at ball. I'll be the
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: first to say it. I agree with that the Patriots
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: are unbelievably bad.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're abysmal.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I was I was talking to my dad. I genuinely
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: think that like Alabama or Georgia would have a good
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: chance beating the Patriots.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Georgia didn't even make the playoff, bro.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: But they're better than Alabama. Everyone knows that.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Are they? Then why didn't they beat alabama' know? We
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: college football playoffs. Shit is so stupid. Speak your mind
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: on it. This will get us some clicks, This will
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: get us some good engagement. I don't I don't.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know enough about it to speak my mind
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: on it. I just think it's stupid that like they
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: just gather up and they're like, Okay, who do we
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: want in the playoffs, rather than being like, all right,
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Florida State is undefeated, they're in the.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Playoffs, but their quarterback is hurt.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that would never happen in the NFL, Like
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: if Jalen Hurts got hurt after winning the fucking the league,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: they wouldn't be like, all right, they're not making the
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: playoffs because we don't because we're not gonna No one's
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: gonna watch if Jalen Hurts isn't in it. Yeah, that
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: would never happen. It's a record. What's the point of
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: playing the entire They should just play one game and
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: then do the playoffs. I mean, if they're gonna judge
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: it based on like, well, these are the teams that
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: are good.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: The only the only conferences that matter though are Big
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: ten and uh in the SEC.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: What about the what about the other one? Packed Peck?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even think they matter. Everybody's leaving them.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't that over?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Back twelve? Yeah, it's over because in USC and Washington
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: are joining the or who's the ULA whatever the fuck?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: They're joining the other conferences. About Oregon, they're all breaking up,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: they're all joining the other conferences.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: It's interesting. What are they doing next year? They said
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: it's going to be what eighteen twelve twelve teams. That'll
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: be good.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be sweet because then Penn State's going to
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: get in. Yeah, if there's twelve teams, I mean State
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: is part of it.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: But what like, it's just it is is I'm not
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: a big I'm new to ball, so I don't know
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: a ton, but like his that's very humble of you.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Are there usually this many teams that are that good
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: qualifying to be in the playoffs. So it feels like
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: like Oregon not being in it is crazy, George not
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: being in this crazy, Florida State not being in this crazy.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: There's always going to be bubble teams. There's always teams.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: That's like, no matter how many teams there are, Like
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: with the NCAA Tournament, there's sixty eight teams that get
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: in the sixty ninth team, people are always like, well
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: why did they get in? Yeah, So with the twelve teams,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: next year, like top twelve teams are going to get
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: in and there're gonna be thirteen team It's like, why
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: the fuck didn't they get in? So no matter who
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: it is, you know, this is a better system than
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: they had before. They should just go to a straight
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: playoff though. They should just have like the big Boys
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: have a set schedule where everybody plays the same amount
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: of games and then you have a pretty hard record.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Everybody makes it into the playoffs. Yeah, like like the NFL, Yeah, I.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Mean that would make sense. But I mean, dude, even
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: the NFL playoffs this year, like, since the Eagles probably
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: aren't gonna make it anymore, it's gonna be a fucking
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: shit show. Like who's going to be in the like
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: I was a ghost? So the Bills aren't going to
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: make the playoffs, right, the Bengals aren't going to make
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: the playoffs.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Eagles aren't gonna make the playoffs.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Eagles aren't going to make the playoffs. It's so what's
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: the super Bowl? Super Bowl gonna be.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be like the Seahawks forty nine ers. Yeah,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Seahawks forty nine ers.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, the Eagles game? Was that not hard
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: to watch for you?
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Dude, it was disgusting. I was very close to
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: taking my inground on you, my brother, dude.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: That that reminded me of when call Dorado played Oregon
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: and Colorado showed up and they were like stomping on
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: the oh and ship and then it was just like
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: forty to zero. That was like shit. Talk of the
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: century from every like AJ Brown's getting in dude's faces.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: You guys got that fucking buffoon dom on the sidelines
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: throwing hands with players. You can't be doing that.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I see a buffoon, dude.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: The Eagles, it's full of thugs.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? The forty nine ers are the.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Thugs, dude. The forty nine ers are unbelievable.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: They're good at football. But there's still thugs.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: I don't think they are.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Because the forty nine ers have a white quarterback, I
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: understand why you're still got to get they.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Got a couple, they gotta they got a couple of
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: whites on their TI.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I see, yeah, they have a white quarterback, white running back.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: So now now the Eagles are the thugs. They have
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: black quarterback back.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: That I kind of I think it was kind of
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: was that kind of a slap in the face that
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: uh that Deebo Samuel wore the fucking shisty after you
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: guys just banned them the day before. I mean, I
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: think that was a planned move.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: We should have we should have arrested him on the spot.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys would like that.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: I would have seen the brother behind bars.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I just figured I figured I just figured it out.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Why you're salty? Why because I fucking smoked you in
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Fantasy this week?
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Now, that was that was a given. You know, I
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: got fucked by the fucking auto draft auto drafts. I
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: couldn't figure out how to break free from the shackles
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: of the auto draft.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: And I didn't even start. I drafted two wide receivers first.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't even start, though.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: My entire team is the Bills, so my whole team
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: was on by I had to fucking drop one hundred
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: people and pick up and then fucking Minshew suddenly decides
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: to be a good quarterback the one day I put
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: him on the bench.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I just I I uh, unfortunately, uh yeah, unfortunately I
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: didn't start. Uh, most of my great guys and I
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: still put am putting up league highs and points, still
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: putting up most points in the entire league, most wins
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: in the entire league. I'm smoking everybody. You found yourself
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: across from it. So now you're texting me on the
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: side being look, oh, why aren't the Eagles doing good?
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Was still the number one seed.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: I wasn't texting you on the side. I was texting
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I was being very, very transparent on my thoughts on
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: the Eagles game, and then you somehow tricked me into
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: being like, the Eagles are going to come back from this,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: and then next time you know, Deebo Samuel is putting
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: up two more touchdowns in ten minutes.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I brought you down with me. You either
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: get down with the captain or you go down with
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: the ship. Brother.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean that was a tough game to watch.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw it. I was stuck.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: After that buffoon Dom decided to start throwing hands with
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: players on the other team. I was like, oh, I
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: got the chills, dude, I got I got goosebumps.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Well, everybody knows that unless you go undefeated, you can't
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: win the Super Bowl.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: No, but I think everyone knows that based on what
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: we just witnessed, there's a good chance that the Eagles
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: probably won't make the Super Bowl.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean they do.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: The forty nine ers, they just had more, They had
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: more like drive in them.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: They were angrier, our top linebackers heard, our top tight
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: end wasn't playing.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but so what do you think is gonna happen?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: And they're gonna better by the Super Bowl.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: So we just signed another linebacker who's like all multiple
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: time all pro a top linebacker is going to get back.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: How old is he's probably he's not even thirty yet. Okay,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: he's young. So why is he not on another It's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: because he just got off the you have you don't
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: follow me. You are new to ball, and I appreciate
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: you being fandied about it. Well, you guys have.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: So the top linebacker in the NFL was a free
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: agent in the in the season where every single player
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: on every team is getting injured. He just was.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Waived by the Colts because he asked to be off
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: their roster.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Why the Colts are fucking good, They're probably gonna make
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: the playoffs.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's getting fucking unfairly shafted by them. Look up,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Shaq Leonard. Let's put on some Shack Leonard highlights.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: If you don't want to watch any, I don't want
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: to watch any fucking Yeah, you're scared. I don't want
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: to watch any scared. I'm not scared of ball. I
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: think I just I think the level of truth that
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: I'm spitting is intimidating to you. How's that because I think,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: you know, like I was playing video games with the
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Mook last night, and he knows he accepted it. Literally
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: said last night, he said, yeah, the Eagles are probably
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: not going to win the super Bowl, and I'd actually
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: be surprised if they even make the playoffs. He did. Dude,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: he's a Bears fan.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Now, well that is true because he he I mean,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: it serves him better to be a Bears fan out there.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta, you gotta, but sometimes you got
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: to believe in your guys when they're down. And if
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: you think that you're going to go undefeated every year,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, no one's ever gone undefeated. I also want
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: to understand this.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: I don't understand the whole thing that the people are saying. This.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: A lot people keep on being like, well, the Eagles
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: weren't going to go undefeated. The Eagles or weren't undefeated
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: already they were exposed by the Jets're not going to
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: be undefeated. You know what the Super Bowl should be?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: It really should be the forty nine Ers versus the Jets.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: That would be a good game.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: With Aaron Rodgers back, That's what it was supposed to be.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: It should be Zack Wilson out there, Zach Wilson, Zach
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Wilson is the only player, and honestly, I'd like to
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: see the Commanders in the mix too. The only team
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: that could successfully stop the touch push. Why were they
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: not touch pushing last night when they were on the
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: fucking two yard line? Was it because Jalen Hurts got
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: banged up?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: No, what do you mean they did toush push. They
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: touch pushed for a touchdown.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Towards the end of the game. Oh, because when I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: think it's when DeVante scored, he was evaluated for concussion concussion.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, or they just didn't feel like it,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: they didn't want to show too much of the touch push.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm worried. Man.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: We beat the four nunders in the NFC Championship game
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: last year.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Because you guys took a lead pipe to brock Party's
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: knees exactly.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: And that's what he gets coming into Philadelphia.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: It's your frauds. You can't you lose by you lose
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: by thirty points.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: This up, you are getting a lead pipe when you
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: come to Philadelphia.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Losing by thirty points to the forty. The fraud of
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: forty nine ers at home as the Eagles is crazy.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Show the people. The Eagles tattoo you got last year?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: You absolute fraud.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Have any Eagles tattoos?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Beating the fucking drum? Dude, I just do it.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: I just don't think the NFL is that good this year, right,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: The whole league is bad. I just think, I mean, dude,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: like Bills are not going to make the playoffs. That's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: a huge loss for the league. Tom Brady's out, huge
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: loss for the league. The Patriots suck, huge loss for
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: the league. The Chiefs are frauds. I mean, the Chiefs lost.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: How do you lose for the Packers? Chief how do
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: you lose to the mid Packers?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: That was bad? But the Packers are hot right now.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: I'd like to see the Packers in the super Bowl.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: You want to see anybody but the Eagles in the
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: I want to see anybody but the Eagles and the Chiefs.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: You're bitter that the Eagles beat the Chiefs and the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Bills specifically, No, I don't care. Do you want me
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: to pick up your gab Davis thing.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: That I there's no way you're gonna be able to
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: get that. Damn, it's right.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: There, There's no way.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Huh. The hell is Gabe doing hide him back there.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I put him back there, and I'll put him back
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: there again.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I'd give me him no batstard, you do. The Bills
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: should be in the they should make the playoffs, but
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: they won't.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Let's just do the ball.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: The ball quality this year has dropped significantly.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: No, I was legitimately mad yesterday, like I would have
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: been just like super salty, and ever since, I like,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: don't smoke weed. I've like like football is like balls
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: all I have on Sunday, and it like affects my
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: mood so much where I had to, like for the
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: rest of the day, like pretend like, ha, I'm gonna
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: have fun for now.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: It's done that that game wasn't on at primetime.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: No, thank god it wasn't on at prime time. Why
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: if the if the lights were dark for that entire game,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: the lights would have been dark forever for me. I
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: would have had to put out the lights.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: We got our asses handed to us in a way
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: we haven't got sholl ACKed in fucking years.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: That was a good old fashioned ass kicking.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: We had no answers for them. They beat our ass.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, it was honestly, your guys defense that
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: looked just atrocious yesterday. I mean, Deebo Samuel just running
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: like laps around you guys learning through guy who was
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: that one wide receiver who just did that move where
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: he just fucking.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Jennings dude. That was That was our undrafted free age
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: against our one hundred and sixty pounds. You go like,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: you usually wait more than that.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: I should pick up to mar Hamlin, get him on corner.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: I would, honestly, he would have stopped that. They would do.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: You think that is this a season where people are
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: getting injured at an abnormal amount?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Now every year there's a ton
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: of injuries.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: People are getting carried out on stretchers every game.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: It sucks. That's the NFL, though, Yeah, that's chief time
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: you see that injury. Yesterday, I didn't watch the Sunday
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Night Football. I was like, it was pretty good. I
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: put on the Pacific and then I watched Nick Mallin special,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: which was very good.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very funny.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Said you didn't even finish it, bro. You said you
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: turned it off because you were bored. No.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: I got forty minutes into it and it was like
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: three in the morning. I was like, I gotta go
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: to bed.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I couldn't even watch ball after that. Like
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I literally woke up this morning to look at who
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: won Sunday Night Football, which is something I've never done
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: in my life.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good game. I only watched like
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: the end of it because I was playing video games beforehand.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to Valdez Scantling? Did he like fall over
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: at the end of the game.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: So you said it was a good game, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was the Chiefs. The penalties at the end were
• 1:06:48
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• 1:06:52
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  Speaker 2: personal foul on a Packers player for hitting Patrick Mahomes
• 1:07:05
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• 1:07:13
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cops never need to be anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: and just threw on the sirens for I.
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  Speaker 1: Saw like three cans of Miller High Life come flying
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking at a dude's smoking crack right now under
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  Speaker 2: that stairwell. Oh wow, he really is.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell that's interesting. Yeah, because cigarettes don't take
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: that long to light. He's literally lighting a pipe right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's smoking crack.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty fancy apartment to just be ripping crack
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: under you can watch. Oh yeah, you don't sit in
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: a cloud like that for that long if you're not.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: If that's not crack, it could be weird. No, it's
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: definitely crack.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Oh that's crack. You don't dress like that if you're
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: fucking Oh my god, he saw us. Oh no, people
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: are giving him the eyes. Yeah, that woman looked at
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  Speaker 1: him so hard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Now he's packing up. He's panicking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's crack.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: He's looking right into Oh oh yeah, crack. Holy shit,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: fucking scream into him. As as soon as the cloud
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: went away, he started head banging like this.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like talking to people going by. He's packing
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, dude, that's crazy. Oh yeah, and he's he's
• 1:11:09
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• 1:11:12
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• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: think that was actually crack. That's fully crack.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one hundred. There's no we we just never
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: made somebody out like that.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Now the head bang as soon as the cloud also,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: you know it's crack. Oh yeah. Now he's getting really
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: into it.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Now he's rocking back and forth like a fucking wagon wheel.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: God damn, crack is back. Put down the pipe.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: That's that's interesting. You don't usually see a lot of
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: cracksmokers on the street, always lighting up a new fatty.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't even I thought the crack. I
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: thought we left crack in the eighties.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to call the police.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: That's probably why the cop car was going the other way.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, he's got a cab picking him up.
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  Speaker 2: This is wild, dude. That's a fucking nice ass apartment
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: and he's just smoking crack right outside of it.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a French banister. He looks like New Orleans.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: At least that girl minded her own business. Let him
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: smo cracking piece, so it should be.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Do you think he lives there? He could, No, dude,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: crack does not judge. Yeahards du could choose anybody now
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: due landlords don't give a fuck as long as you're
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: paying the bill.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not paying the bill if you're fucking
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: doing crack.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Like that, Why, dude, crack could be a rich man's
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: rug easily money money.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Oh is he jacking off? No, he's not. Is he
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: What is he doing with his left hand?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: I think he's itching?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Oh he's itching.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Oh he could be jacking off right now. No, I
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: think he's itching.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: He's not deep enough, and it's ship to be he's
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: gonna take another another toke. So far he's taking two
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: monster hits. Mind or monster hits only merches in this
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: in the store.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, you know it's crack or like Matt Oh yeah,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: here he goes, here he goes. That's a full on crackhead.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Oh he's getting mobile, he's mobilizing.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Now he's scuttling in a way that only crackheads do.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, that is the most crackhead crackhead I've ever seen.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Oh no, he's crossing the streets this way.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck, that's wild.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's crazy. I've never seen anything like that. I've
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: never I've seen one dude smoking crack before I do
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: you know it was crack because I turned the corner.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: I think I've told you this story. But I turned
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: the corner and started howling at the moon.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe he's werewolf, dude.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: When people smoke crack, this is how they they This
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: is how they release it. They're like and then they
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: sit in it for like ten seconds when the cloud
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: just goes around to them.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I heard it's great.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: I'm sure. I'm sure it's the greatest feeling on earth.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: I'm sure crack and heroin feel fucking amazing.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I've seen When I was in Philly, I watched dudes
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: bang heroin outside of the studio that I recorded at.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Like you just go outside and they like just bang
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: it in their car, smoke it or injected inject it. Uh,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: and and then just like drive off, Oh yeah, to
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: driving a car on on freshly banged heroin.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: Heroin's a good driving drug. I assume you think so, dude,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: just getting stuck walking, Yeah, yeah, crack, you gotta be
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: mobile for you gotta be able to stretch the legs
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: like a goofy walls out, fucking shut her out. You
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: need to be able to stretch the legs when you're
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: on crack. Heroin's a good lazy drug. Heroin's a drug
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: that you want to get stuck in the Holland tunnel
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: for two hours on.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean that's how you cause a two
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: hour back up. Yeah, you fall asleep at the wheel
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: because that heroin is so good. You fall asleep pumping
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: gas standing up next to your.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Fucking punched over at ninety degree angle.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with your with the love of your life. You
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: and the woman that you love so much are fucking
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: both just knotted out, fucking.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: It's a good bonding experience.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's how you find love.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: We should try heroin sometime.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: And then, just dude, look at now, these little kids
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: are going right to the scene of the crime. Oh god,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: it's they're paying hopskys with their because three pm there's
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: a school right down the street and they all get
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: let out and now they just they're walking among.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: The crack smoke. Damn, what does crack smell like?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Bad breath?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Interesting?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is. This is the perfect time.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen those signs where it's like school zone,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: like no crack increase. Basically it's like increased like drugs,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: drug finds doubled in the school zone.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: It's basically saying like if you just take a step
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: this way, it's half off drugs. Yeah, it's like half
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: off your fine. If you take a go a block
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: this way, it's like you can get in trouble and
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: it's a lot cheaper.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, makes sense.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a pretty fucking good observation. It is.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: It's a good idea.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: I do that.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: There was a dude that came to a show the
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: other week and he said that he has gotten multiple
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: tickets for drinking on the subway and he said it's
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: like a fifty dollars ticket and he said that, Uh,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: and I was like, well, how long is your commute home?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Because I was like, I get it like, if it's
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: like an hour commute home and you want to drink
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: on the train, have a beer. Yeah, maybe just eat
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: the fifty bucks, like whatever.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: You'll get caught maybe once out of every ten times
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: you do it.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: And he was like ten minutes.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: You're an alcoholic.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: It's like, dude, you're spending fifty dollars on a fucking
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: beer because you can't wait till you get ten minutes home.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Multiple times. That's crazy. You don't learn your lesson, That's
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, though, we're getting caught. Like he's doing
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: it ostentatiously enough that he can get caught.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just put the fucking paper bag over it.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah what or just like chug a beer, get on
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: the subway, and then get off the subway and chug
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: another beer. I promise you'll stop your hands will stop
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: shaking for one minute.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: I feel bad for my brothers who are just too
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: invested in the bottle to realize that there's a whole
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: other world out there.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: That's how I feel about my brothers who are still
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: rolling up that sticky.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: I know you still haven't smoked. No, you haven't smowed once.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: No, really, I keep on having dreams about it. But
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: it's not like I want to smoke. It's like the
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: dreams are always like that I smoked, and I'm like,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: I'm disappointed in myself. I'm like, fuck, what the fuck
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: did I do?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in my dream that's my relationship with alcohol completely.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: And I remember so many more of my dreams recently.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: A lot of them come with dark, dark energy.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure they're very vivid, like there's like melatonin dreams,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: like evil evil creatures, like evil people that don't even
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: exist on Earth are appearing in my dreams, like bad
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: guys from movies type of thing, like the mcpoiles and
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: shit like that, like this nasty.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Dark, dirty, slovenly sloppy, fucking mump do characters.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: Are you eating more or eating less?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Same?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Same?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I know.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: That's a big thing.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Is like when people stop smoking, wey, they lose a
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: lot of weight because they're not.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Eating as much.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, and you're sleeping well yeah, no problem getting down.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: No that's good.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: No. No, there hasn't been any problems at all, except
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: for I'll be a little bit bored on days like
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Sunday when YE was watching itsych Man, I'd love to
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: fucking smoke a little bit.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: Because ever since I put the bottle down, I've been
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: eating more like I was like a new as a
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: new form of fun really slop dude, Like that's even
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: worse for.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: You, though, Bro, you might as well pick the bottle
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: back up. You're going to be having that processing.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: Food iety wise, not even close to as bad for me.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: I Also, I don't think I've had anxiety once since
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I started smoking weed.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: I haven't had anxiety at all. I stopped drinking.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: No waking up on Saturday being like what did I
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: what did I say last night? Or like me going
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: up on stage just like thinking I'm the fucking best
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: comedian of all time and just eating a dick because
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: I'm hammered like I had by a productive weekend I
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: did by sand up shows and I did well.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. You're making progress in the career that you
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: want to. Your art is fully formed.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Louisville will be the test of all tests, though. Those
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: weekends do when you're just in a hotel for fucking
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: three nights in the city with like not much to do.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: If you can have a sober weekend in Louisville. You're
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: basically a Buddhist monk.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean I had a sober weekend in Ontario, California.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Ontario is the fucking oasis. It's the It's
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: the Los Angeles of California.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: I might have to bring the PlayStation. That might be
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: the play Yeah, it's obviously not a bad idea.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: It's not no. Or just do whim hoff. Just do long,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: long meditations.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Just meditate for like ten hours a day.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: It might be it if you reach Nirvana.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Or the cold cold plunges, cold plunges would be big.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: My cold plunges fucking Or I just put ziploc bags
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: full of ice in my bathtub, but I guess me cold.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: It's what is the point there's Has there been any
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: sort of science backing that it's good for you? Is
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: it just like people are just like torturing themselves so
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: they can feel good.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: After there's all the sciences that is good for you?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: What did the sciences say? They like, it makes your
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: blood run better?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're rock hard every morning.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: Bro, This is so stupid. Why and I just go
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: smoke some crack. If you're looking for something.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: To do, I put the pipe down.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: You should pick the pipe up and put the fucking
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: cold plunges down.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: No, the cold plunges are fucking incredible, bro, The way
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: that you feel afterwards.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: Who for a fucking job jog?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: I got a bad back, bro?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably because you're sitting in a fucking bathtub for
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: twenty hours a day.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Full of fucking freezing ass.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: All right, well we can end it. We're an hour
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: and twenty minutes in.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: Are we?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Yep?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: God damn. So you don't want to hear the benefits
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: of cold punch.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not at all. All right, I'll be in Louisville
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: this weekend. Also, make sure you go buy the uh.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: It decreases inflammation, improves your immunity, you know.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: You know, it increases food. You know what increases inflammation
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: inflammation or decreases it?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Water, just metabolism, all of this. Just drink a glass
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: of water. Eases your post workout muscle soreness. It helps
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: individuals with heart conditions that I mentioned. I have a
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: heart condition. Bro.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: All all you're really too driving right now? Is what
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: to advil and a glass of water can do for me?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're fucking suckling at the teet of big Pharma.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: You know you're not, dude, you are advil.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: I don't even have advil in the house.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: What even goes into an advil?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Something good, something that fucking helps?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: All right, bro, give me an advil? Then you have
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: any I just told you, I said.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: I don't keep it in the house. That poison. A
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: lot of diet cokes in the house though, Yes, that's
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: a big diet coke house.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: That's just not poison.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Diet coke is so goddamn good, you can't. The thing is,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: once you give up drinking, you got to figure out
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: the other pleasures in life, and you realize that there's
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: not that many, and what they are you're gambling Big
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: one coke, Big one, the sixers, fast food, Big one gummies,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: Big one gomis is probably the biggest one weed gummies.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: No, what about have you tried probiotics? Yeah, like a
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: probotic soda or like a yeah poppy. Yeah, those are
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: fucking those are good, Those are nice, Those are good?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Or the uh what the those are not probatics? Whether
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: these are pre biotics, shut the fuck up, massive difference.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: What about kombucha sucks? No, it doesn't. It makes you
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: your tummy feel great.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Does not make my tummy feel great because you actually
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: noticed nothing from poppies. I've noticed. I'll be shitting great
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: shits for a week after one poppy.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a poppy before I came over here.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to fucking have a perfect double tapered
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: ribbon log.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your favorite flavor?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I had the strawberry this morning, but great favorite I
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: grape yesterday, rapes the goat grape yesterday. They say proppy
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: a day.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: Keeps the doctor away. That's a fact, dude. The first time,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, first time ever had a poppy, I was
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: literally just walking down the street down by the water
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: over there, big ass tent free poppy, and I was like,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: all right, but guy, seriously, what's the catch. You'll feel better.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: Twist my arm next thing. I'm going back for a second. No,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: flip the hat around backwards.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Different guy, What is this?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: What are these poppies? Probably free? Yeah, let me take
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: what we know.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: It's you little sas Man, all right, all right, see you.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Guys all my I'll be in Littleville this weekend. It's
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: at Little Sasquatch Websites dot com. Please buy them.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: See you on Wednesday.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: We'll see you guys on Wednesday. Goodbye, Ay