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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day.
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- 0:09Speaker 1: Welcome this big, big show, really, Jason hoiight make.
- 0:16Speaker 3: Oh give o your mad Barton's great to every company
- 0:19Speaker 3: this Wednesday afternoon, the fourteenth of August twenty twenty four,
- 0:22Speaker 3: and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Brought to you by Night Jesus.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Sorry, fellas, sure, I've ran out of breath. I had
- 0:40Speaker 3: a really physical day to day and I'm a bit passed.
- 0:42Speaker 4: Is it from that not from the darts? Sways?
- 0:46Speaker 3: Listen, hey monkie, how you going and your tidy waddy
- 0:49Speaker 3: there eating your your skinless chicken.
- 0:52Speaker 1: Breast on brown rice? How's life? You're Stallion going pretty grassy?
- 0:57Speaker 3: Absolute maggot that mondays there's Monday that you do that?
- 1:01Speaker 2: Man?
- 1:01Speaker 5: My rice is a white rice, but it's got a
- 1:03Speaker 5: bit of soy sauce in it, so I can understand
- 1:05Speaker 5: the confusion there going grouse man. It's Wednesday today, guys,
- 1:09Speaker 5: so just another day down from Mogi and looking forward
- 1:12Speaker 5: to Thursday Thursday, Yeah very much so another day the
- 1:17Speaker 5: big show again.
- 1:18Speaker 3: Hey, let me describe kezy at the moment.
- 1:19Speaker 1: He's got full camo, full camot.
- 1:24Speaker 3: He's got camo cargo pants, a camo shiit and a
- 1:28Speaker 3: camo cap. What's what's behind that? Keys, It's very looking,
- 1:31Speaker 3: very military today.
- 1:33Speaker 4: Well, I just think it's about time I sort of
- 1:35Speaker 4: got my act together and started, you know, implementing a
- 1:38Speaker 4: bit of discipline in my life. Sure, and I thought
- 1:41Speaker 4: the first step is full camo.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Yeah, gilly suit. I didn't expect to see you in
- 1:45Speaker 1: a gilly suit.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Well, it's been a lot of today hiding in a bush.
- 1:48Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
- 1:49Speaker 3: Actually, you really suits, especially with that mo Thanks man,
- 1:53Speaker 3: you look like someone that.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Should be in the army.
- 1:55Speaker 4: Well, Jason, actually today you look one hundred percent look
- 1:58Speaker 4: like one of the cast members of Greek because you're
- 2:01Speaker 4: your hare slick back. You've got a black shirt on
- 2:02Speaker 4: black jeans, some Chuck Taylor's.
- 2:04Speaker 3: Can I just say it's my Johnny Cash. Look, I'm
- 2:08Speaker 3: going for Johnny Cash today.
- 2:09Speaker 1: No, actually, towards the end, yeah, the Heroin days, Yeah yeah,
- 2:13Speaker 1: why not?
- 2:14Speaker 3: Hey, I tell you what huge show I head Fellas
- 2:18Speaker 3: summer coming up very soon. I'm going to tell you
- 2:20Speaker 3: my my fitness campaign for the summer. What else Keezy.
- 2:24Speaker 4: Brand new show that's going to be a regular feature
- 2:27Speaker 4: here on the Big Show. It's called the Jase Oh yeah,
- 2:30Speaker 4: that'll be happening after five also keeping her out. If
- 2:33Speaker 4: you hear the twenty five k fiddler with fiddle mixed
- 2:36Speaker 4: into it, give us a call on oh eight hundred,
- 2:38Speaker 4: Hodaki and you can win some cat.
- 2:39Speaker 3: I've got a feeling of my testicles about that today.
- 2:42Speaker 1: Ah, here's Len Gratz.
- 2:45Speaker 2: The Hadarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Radio Head there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. That's
- 2:53Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon. And you know, fellas, I look out side
- 2:58Speaker 3: and it's a beautiful day in Auckland City and hopefully
- 3:01Speaker 3: it's like that around the country.
- 3:02Speaker 6: And of course except it's raining there, well it will be,
- 3:05Speaker 6: let's be honest, be windy airs and you'll be freezing
- 3:08Speaker 6: your arself. It'll be gray and dismal walking the streets.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Just going why am I living here? This is just
- 3:15Speaker 1: hell on earth?
- 3:16Speaker 3: Sorry, But I don't know about you, guys. What I
- 3:20Speaker 3: know about you, Maggie because I I'm sitting here in
- 3:24Speaker 3: the studio looking across at you and your magnificent, tight
- 3:27Speaker 3: white T shirt. You've just had a bowl of rice
- 3:29Speaker 3: and a boneless breast with no skin.
- 3:34Speaker 4: On as opposed to a breast with bone.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Bony breast. They call it.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Piece of checking down. I know you're back on the
- 3:40Speaker 3: fitness campaign. You've got rid of the daries, you've got
- 3:43Speaker 3: rid of the booze, you're going hard, and you go.
- 3:45Speaker 3: I'm in the same frame of mind because I look
- 3:47Speaker 3: at that beautiful weather and I.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Think summer's coming.
- 3:49Speaker 3: Some's coming, man, and so I've got right back into
- 3:53Speaker 3: my fitness campaign. I downloaded a yoga app today, a
- 3:59Speaker 3: yoga app.
- 4:00Speaker 1: That's a good id. Write that down. It's a billion
- 4:03Speaker 1: dollar idea that you do with.
- 4:05Speaker 3: A straight back chair, and I'm really looking forward to.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Hanging in that straight back tomorrow.
- 4:11Speaker 3: Also, of course, I've been going to the gym every day,
- 4:13Speaker 3: sometimes twice a day. One of the things I haven't
- 4:16Speaker 3: done because I need to work on my cardio vascular
- 4:19Speaker 3: and so I went, Jesus, been a while since I've
- 4:21Speaker 3: been for a run. So I went for a run today,
- 4:24Speaker 3: and boy, what a rude awakening that was for old
- 4:27Speaker 3: hoardy j Tim k In.
- 4:29Speaker 1: I'm rooted. How long? Sorry?
- 4:31Speaker 4: How fun are you usually run because ten k is
- 4:33Speaker 4: quite a.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Run back in the like for a regal.
- 4:37Speaker 3: When I was doing it regularly, probably twenty five thirty
- 4:39Speaker 3: k would be my standy sort of.
- 4:40Speaker 4: So you do a half marathon daily.
- 4:43Speaker 3: But yeah, I got to tim k and I mean
- 4:45Speaker 3: I was part I mean I could have probably gone
- 4:47Speaker 3: another four or five, but I was like, oh, I'm
- 4:49Speaker 3: going to have to call it here. And I was like, gee,
- 4:51Speaker 3: this is what happens when you ignore your body for
- 4:55Speaker 3: a long period of time and you you get back
- 4:57Speaker 3: into it.
- 4:57Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's.
- 5:02Speaker 5: It's a different kind of fitness, isn't it. And it
- 5:04Speaker 5: takes you a while to warm back. And how many
- 5:06Speaker 5: minutes are those caves taking you?
- 5:08Speaker 1: Generally four and a half five? Oh god, that's shocking. Yeah.
- 5:13Speaker 3: Well I just wanted to take it easy because I
- 5:14Speaker 3: had to blow a hamstring or you know, a bart
- 5:17Speaker 3: on my calves or anything like that. It's just a
- 5:19Speaker 3: gentle joe, like I say, But even that gentle jog
- 5:22Speaker 3: I was rooted. Yeah, absolutely rooted.
- 5:25Speaker 4: I'm in three k's today. Yeah, And I was quite
- 5:30Speaker 4: tired after that because I haven't been running for a while.
- 5:32Speaker 4: I'm going to have been doing it for the last
- 5:33Speaker 4: the sort of three weeks and I was knacked after
- 5:36Speaker 4: three caves.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Right, yeah, So.
- 5:37Speaker 4: The fact that you can come straight back into it
- 5:39Speaker 4: for how long have you been off it?
- 5:40Speaker 7: Oh?
- 5:40Speaker 5: I haven't run for five six years. But the thing
- 5:43Speaker 5: about Jase's got a natural Runners build a little bit shorter,
- 5:49Speaker 5: you know, natural, that's the truth. All the great runners
- 5:52Speaker 5: are a little bit smaller. Have you not watched the Olympics, keyzy,
- 5:58Speaker 5: You know great pictoral muscles, strike upper body, strong arms
- 6:01Speaker 5: to really swing them through, right, massive head, a massive
- 6:06Speaker 5: honker at the front to sort of cut through the air.
- 6:08Speaker 3: But also you're missing out my massively muscular ass.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true powers through. No I've seen Joe.
- 6:17Speaker 4: I mean I can show you no, no, no, I've seen
- 6:19Speaker 4: everything Jason has to offer. Yeah, I'm portraying like a
- 6:22Speaker 4: you know, a runner like Mo Farra. Oh you know
- 6:24Speaker 4: what I mean. And I just feel like he's built
- 6:25Speaker 4: very differently to Jason.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Well, I mean I think, yeah, we don't want to
- 6:29Speaker 5: get bogged down in appearances.
- 6:30Speaker 1: Keys, either'll get you in trouble with podcasting standards.
- 6:33Speaker 3: Point hang on the point I was trying to make
- 6:36Speaker 3: was that you know, I understand that a lot of
- 6:38Speaker 3: people are probably going through this process themselves at the moment.
- 6:42Speaker 1: I want to know if.
- 6:43Speaker 3: People out there on three four eight three text I
- 6:45Speaker 3: saw leave us a give us a call, have you
- 6:50Speaker 3: started your campaign to look buff at some question? What
- 6:53Speaker 3: are you doing and what are you doing with that campaign?
- 6:55Speaker 3: Because I'm curious to know.
- 6:57Speaker 5: You're absolutely right, mate, We're only a couple of a
- 6:59Speaker 5: couple of weeks away from spring, and once you're in spring,
- 7:01Speaker 5: you better have a workout regime underway. Otherwise you're in
- 7:04Speaker 5: deep trouble come summer unless you don't care, you know.
- 7:06Speaker 3: And I'm perfectly happy, happy to help people with their campaigns,
- 7:10Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like a mentor.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Yeah, But I'm.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Going to get back to my mince and cheese pie.
- 7:18Speaker 3: But in the meantime, here's the cult, all.
- 7:19Speaker 2: Right, The Hoedarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Kisy smashing pumpkins.
- 7:26Speaker 3: There on the radio Hotarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon,
- 7:30Speaker 3: twenty five minutes past four o'clock. I was talking the
- 7:32Speaker 3: other day Mogi and Kesey. I watch on the TV
- 7:35Speaker 3: with Mike Minogue, how I watched one of the old
- 7:38Speaker 3: Planet of the Eight movies and how coy it was
- 7:42Speaker 3: seeing how you know, technology was back then and the
- 7:45Speaker 3: costumes and special effects, and it got me thinking about
- 7:48Speaker 3: that great show back in the day.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Are Charlie's Angels? That's good. You remember Charlie's Angels? Yeah, man, didn't.
- 7:55Speaker 1: It was hot, It was really hot.
- 7:57Speaker 3: Yeah, captured the world that series.
- 8:00Speaker 4: Because there was that was like a series what in
- 8:02Speaker 4: the eighties or.
- 8:03Speaker 1: Something, or it was a little bit of over there.
- 8:08Speaker 4: They have since remade it or even I remember.
- 8:10Speaker 3: So I think so, yeah, I think they've really made
- 8:13Speaker 3: it a couple of times, to be honest.
- 8:14Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's bloody good. You've seen that, CUsing
- 8:17Speaker 4: I haven't seen it. No, I've obviously heard about it.
- 8:19Speaker 4: I've heard the name, you know, good eating. Yeah, it's
- 8:21Speaker 4: good eating. Oh yeah.
- 8:23Speaker 3: It's basically about for those that haven't heard of it,
- 8:26Speaker 3: Charlie's Angels. Charlie's Angels, because you should go and check
- 8:30Speaker 3: it out. It's worth it's worth a watch. It's basically
- 8:33Speaker 3: about a really poor kid who lives with his grandparents
- 8:38Speaker 3: and parents and a very sort of slummy little hovel.
- 8:42Speaker 5: It's a hell whole. It's a hellhole, if I could
- 8:44Speaker 5: be so bold. They all sleep in the same bed.
- 8:47Speaker 3: Yeah, they all sleep in the same bed. And the
- 8:49Speaker 3: nice thing about it is actually the family is very
- 8:51Speaker 3: close loving.
- 8:53Speaker 1: It's very small.
- 8:54Speaker 5: It's only got one room in it, got a bucket
- 8:56Speaker 5: and the toilet for to deficate in.
- 9:00Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, okay, it was the sort of set
- 9:02Speaker 3: up that you couldn't have a keyzy midnight steamer in there,
- 9:05Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, because it was ruined it forevery.
- 9:07Speaker 1: He could but won't be happy.
- 9:09Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, but anyway, Charlie's angels.
- 9:12Speaker 5: Yeah, and so anyway, this little fallery just sort of
- 9:14Speaker 5: wants more for his life and he's got and fair enough.
- 9:17Speaker 5: You know, there's this there's this local fella. There is
- 9:20Speaker 5: a chocolate chocolate tear, isn't it. He's chocolate tar. He's
- 9:24Speaker 5: he's got this humongous factory. And essentially, as it turns out,
- 9:29Speaker 5: this fella there is looking for somebody to hand down
- 9:33Speaker 5: his chocolate factory to his whole chocolate.
- 9:35Speaker 1: Empire, an empire estate.
- 9:39Speaker 5: So he's running this competition and people can win these
- 9:41Speaker 5: golden tickets, right you buy this chocolate bar. And anyway,
- 9:44Speaker 5: old granddad there he's given his grandson there, he finds
- 9:48Speaker 5: a little penny that he doesn't golf. You go and
- 9:49Speaker 5: you buy a chocolate bar and blah blah blah, and
- 9:52Speaker 5: and he keeps on losing, losing, losing. Anyway, eventually he
- 9:54Speaker 5: wins and he goes off and he goes into the
- 9:56Speaker 5: chocolate factory.
- 9:56Speaker 1: There's about half a dozen winners I think, for.
- 9:58Speaker 3: Yes, and most of them are not really deserving, no,
- 10:01Speaker 3: you know what I mean, they're wretch and their parents
- 10:03Speaker 3: sort of. It's a mean and.
- 10:08Speaker 1: Charlie sort of story.
- 10:09Speaker 3: Up to that point was a bit like me with lotto,
- 10:11Speaker 3: you know, where he just buys something and.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Would never win.
- 10:14Speaker 3: Yes, but then he does get the golden tickeer doesn't he?
- 10:16Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right.
- 10:17Speaker 5: And anyway, all of the other kids that the other
- 10:20Speaker 5: winners of the golden tickets, they're keys. They're all kids
- 10:24Speaker 5: because he's looking for somebody to be a successor.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Right, yeah, Okay.
- 10:29Speaker 5: They all die and so through through attrition. Really, isn't
- 10:33Speaker 5: it survival of the.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Fittest through their own that well, it's it's.
- 10:38Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you, and this is kind of
- 10:39Speaker 5: the time that the TV show Charlie's Angels has said,
- 10:42Speaker 5: and the occupational safety.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Standards were terrible, didn't exist.
- 10:48Speaker 5: So they're going through this factory and people are getting
- 10:50Speaker 5: killed left, right and center, their drowning and.
- 10:51Speaker 4: There's an action is an action serious?
- 10:56Speaker 1: It's bloody terrible?
- 10:57Speaker 3: But also what was really nice about all that? You know,
- 10:59Speaker 3: these kids dying and it's because of their own greed
- 11:03Speaker 3: story behind him indeed, yeah.
- 11:07Speaker 5: Everest and so ultimately old Charlie you know, to make
- 11:13Speaker 5: a long story short, as the hero of the day. Wow,
- 11:17Speaker 5: it ends up winning, doesn't he He becomes a successor, yes,
- 11:22Speaker 5: and then for us he's the king, he's the champ.
- 11:25Speaker 3: Right because basically he's a good.
- 11:27Speaker 5: He's a backbone, that's the thing. Like this was before backbones.
- 11:31Speaker 5: But Charlie was probably an o G backbone.
- 11:33Speaker 4: Yes, Why is it called Charlie's Angels?
- 11:37Speaker 7: Though?
- 11:37Speaker 1: All those other kids died so they went up to heaven? Yeah? Yeah?
- 11:42Speaker 1: Or hell?
- 11:43Speaker 3: Right, some of them would have gone to hell. Actually,
- 11:46Speaker 3: look nice kids, you know what I'm saying.
- 11:47Speaker 1: Yeah, Charlie Charlie's Angels. I have to look it up,
- 11:51Speaker 1: ye do man? I think your wife would love.
- 11:53Speaker 2: It The Huriarchy Big Show week days from four on
- 11:58Speaker 2: Radio Hurdarchy.
- 11:59Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, tune there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
- 12:03Speaker 3: this Wednesday afternoon.
- 12:04Speaker 4: Hey, don't forget to listen out for if you hear
- 12:06Speaker 4: a song with some fiddle mixed into it, it is
- 12:08Speaker 4: the twenty five k Fiddler. If you hear it, get
- 12:10Speaker 4: ready to call eight hundred Hadarkey A S A P.
- 12:13Speaker 4: And you could win some cash cash cash.
- 12:15Speaker 5: Hey, Jason's a high profile top radio DJ. Yes, you
- 12:18Speaker 5: find that you get asked to do a lot of
- 12:20Speaker 5: charity work, yes, and oftentimes that they're not willing.
- 12:23Speaker 1: To pay you.
- 12:23Speaker 5: Yes, I'm having it happened to me quite a bit
- 12:28Speaker 5: as well.
- 12:29Speaker 1: For example, like SPCA reached out to me. So that's kesy.
- 12:35Speaker 5: That stands for the Society for the Protection of Cruelty
- 12:38Speaker 5: to Animals, which I've spoken to them about before.
- 12:40Speaker 1: I think it's a bit.
- 12:41Speaker 3: Wordy, yes, and also Society for the Brits the Protection.
- 12:46Speaker 1: For the Cruelty Day and I want to protect it.
- 12:49Speaker 5: I don't think they should. I think I don't carible.
- 12:52Speaker 5: I don't think people should be cruel toy animals. That's
- 12:54Speaker 5: just me, all right. But they have this annual fundraiser
- 13:01Speaker 5: cupcake Day, right, and that's coming back. I think they
- 13:04Speaker 5: do it next month or something eight as a September
- 13:06Speaker 5: give l take. But what they tried to do is say, oh,
- 13:09Speaker 5: we're going to bring together far Noo and friends and
- 13:12Speaker 5: everybody's going to sell cupcakes. And you know, they sort
- 13:16Speaker 5: of just bang on with the sort of the ins
- 13:19Speaker 5: and outs of it and want you to promote it. Right,
- 13:22Speaker 5: So they want me to do a story on Instagram
- 13:24Speaker 5: or some shit. I'm like, but it's just screeds. The
- 13:27Speaker 5: messages so long, so I just get to the end
- 13:29Speaker 5: of it. I'm like, right, how much does it pain? Nothing?
- 13:33Speaker 5: Do you get a cupcake? I don't want a cupcake.
- 13:36Speaker 5: I'm working out. Man, Well, you could.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Give it to.
- 13:40Speaker 5: But also then you'd also know my stance on animals
- 13:42Speaker 5: and how I feel about animals generally.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Tinker.
- 13:44Speaker 5: Sure, well, Tinker was my wife's dog, and I'm making
- 13:47Speaker 5: an exception there, but I've certainly had my running with
- 13:49Speaker 5: animals over the time.
- 13:50Speaker 3: Wow, that time you farther than the cat's face.
- 13:53Speaker 1: I forgot about that. You were so proud of that,
- 13:56Speaker 1: weren't you.
- 13:59Speaker 5: Honestly, man, you should have in the look on that
- 14:00Speaker 5: kitch you don't soon forget it?
- 14:06Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, look I can totally relate mogie. You know,
- 14:11Speaker 3: I've been asked to do sort of charitable functions where
- 14:14Speaker 3: you're m seeing and there's a meal and all that
- 14:16Speaker 3: sort of stuff, And they say, but you know, it's
- 14:19Speaker 3: a charity, so therefore we won't pay you. But that
- 14:21Speaker 3: would be great if you could give us your time.
- 14:23Speaker 3: And it's like, are you paying the caterers?
- 14:26Speaker 1: Yes, well that's not fair. They have to provide. Are
- 14:29Speaker 1: you paying.
- 14:29Speaker 4: Well, I'm providing a service, ingredients, and you know, doing
- 14:33Speaker 4: all sorts of stuff.
- 14:34Speaker 1: They're paying for their services, that's right.
- 14:37Speaker 5: And yeah, we're sort of you know, providing decade upon
- 14:40Speaker 5: decade of high profile acting radio DJing content.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Right what I do, Yes.
- 14:47Speaker 3: As I go, Look, I won't do it for free,
- 14:49Speaker 3: but I'll do it for half my normal rates. Yes,
- 14:53Speaker 3: And then I just inflate my rate and say, instead
- 14:56Speaker 3: of say my normal fifteen k that I asked for
- 14:59Speaker 3: for an appearance, you know, I say, just make it ten.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I mean. It's about five that
- 15:04Speaker 1: I asked for.
- 15:05Speaker 3: But you know what I mean, like, oh, that's a
- 15:07Speaker 3: bit of a deal then sweet a thing.
- 15:09Speaker 5: And I think it's perception is key. They think they're
- 15:11Speaker 5: getting a deal. Yes, but I don't know any society
- 15:15Speaker 5: that wants to protect the cruel animals. Yeah, do we
- 15:18Speaker 5: want to get involved in that? I leave it with you, Keys,
- 15:21Speaker 5: It's up to you. Man, it's eighteenth or September cupcake Day.
- 15:24Speaker 5: You'll be into that, right and SO wanted you to
- 15:26Speaker 5: promote it on my on my Instagram yeh, but I'm
- 15:29Speaker 5: not not going.
- 15:30Speaker 4: Yeah, it just seems like you've just promoted the hell
- 15:32Speaker 4: out of it. I'm against it, No, I know, but
- 15:35Speaker 4: you've you've read out the details about what's it called?
- 15:37Speaker 1: Cupcake down Cake Day.
- 15:40Speaker 3: I'm amazed they haven't asked me. Actually, given how many
- 15:42Speaker 3: followers I've got on instat.
- 15:44Speaker 1: I pass your number on.
- 15:45Speaker 5: But I reckon that the more people that know about it,
- 15:48Speaker 5: the more money will be raised for.
- 15:50Speaker 4: So what is it are they expecting? Like, oh, you know,
- 15:52Speaker 4: google Cupcake Days, PCA or something for more deets that
- 15:55Speaker 4: sort of situation.
- 15:56Speaker 5: Or I didn't get that far with the men, so
- 15:58Speaker 5: they said they weren't going to pay me. That was
- 15:59Speaker 5: the end of it, locked and deleted.
- 16:01Speaker 4: Wow fe call man. In that case, I'm glad we
- 16:07Speaker 4: didn't promote it.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Then.
- 16:08Speaker 4: I don't want the show to just people to think
- 16:10Speaker 4: that the show would just promote any old thing, you
- 16:12Speaker 4: know what I mean.
- 16:13Speaker 1: Total.
- 16:13Speaker 3: I don't want to promote stuff and then get people
- 16:15Speaker 3: sending me stuff. No, you know what I mean, like
- 16:18Speaker 3: cheese balls or golf clubs or anything.
- 16:23Speaker 1: Yeah, just I'm not into that, all right? AWESO love chocolate.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Oh yes, some bonus chocolate.
- 16:31Speaker 2: We call it that off Here Jays the Whole Archy
- 16:34Speaker 2: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
- 16:38Speaker 3: Shame and part of there on the radio Whole Archy
- 16:40Speaker 3: Big Show the Wednesday afternoon. Now that's an earlier in
- 16:45Speaker 3: the show, we were talking about the fact that we've
- 16:47Speaker 3: started our fitness campaigns for the summer so that.
- 16:49Speaker 1: We're all hot and buff and cat for summer.
- 16:52Speaker 3: We put it out there on the text line three
- 16:54Speaker 3: four eight three other people doing that? Are they getting
- 16:57Speaker 3: ready for summer? Are they going back to the gym?
- 16:59Speaker 3: Are they taking it size?
- 17:00Speaker 1: What are they doing? And a few people.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Texted us on three four eight three.
- 17:03Speaker 1: I believe Kesy more than a few j's. It was
- 17:05Speaker 1: a del us.
- 17:06Speaker 4: Yes, it was so many people keen to text and
- 17:08Speaker 4: it's great and they're all on the drawer for fifty
- 17:10Speaker 4: dollar a night and day.
- 17:10Speaker 1: About you? What I I think the other night and
- 17:15Speaker 1: dave oout you fifty?
- 17:16Speaker 4: Did I say further? I remember saying perfectly, good a, Fellers.
- 17:20Speaker 4: I haven't run since the eighties and that was because
- 17:22Speaker 4: the police were involved. Oh yeah, so that was forty
- 17:26Speaker 4: odd years ago.
- 17:26Speaker 1: It's a while ago, now, good a. Guys.
- 17:30Speaker 4: My training regime consists entirely of carrying all the groceries
- 17:34Speaker 4: and in one go.
- 17:35Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good man. You know people can make the
- 17:37Speaker 3: mistake Mogi. You got to go back, yes, but small
- 17:40Speaker 3: little incremental changes, that's great.
- 17:43Speaker 4: Good a gentlemen. Paula here, Paula.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Our old mate. Paula. Yeah, yeah, okay.
- 17:51Speaker 4: I've never set foot in a gym in my life
- 17:54Speaker 4: and brackets body conscious. But when today for the first
- 17:56Speaker 4: time with my friend, loved it and signed up for
- 17:58Speaker 4: three days a.
- 17:58Speaker 1: Week, I mean, how good? That is good? In fact,
- 18:02Speaker 1: I'm going to well time.
- 18:04Speaker 5: Paula isn't had a shame though as well, because you
- 18:07Speaker 5: think I'm not going to go and then you go
- 18:09Speaker 5: there and you love it.
- 18:10Speaker 1: He could have been going all this time. Indeed, there's
- 18:12Speaker 1: a lesson in that. There is a lesson in that
- 18:14Speaker 1: give it, give it a nunj man, have a crack.
- 18:16Speaker 3: I was thinking, Paul, are you going to go back
- 18:19Speaker 3: to the gym, because I know that he had a
- 18:21Speaker 3: hoo of a time there, and there was a there
- 18:23Speaker 3: was a young buck who just really got that's right
- 18:27Speaker 3: deep inside your goat every time he went there.
- 18:30Speaker 4: The reason that I completely deleted this guy from my brain.
- 18:33Speaker 4: He's back now though, thanks. The reason I didn't like
- 18:35Speaker 4: him was because I walked past him. He was leaning
- 18:36Speaker 4: against a boxing bag, chatting to a young female who
- 18:39Speaker 4: was also working out, saying yeah, and Steve said, he's
- 18:43Speaker 4: getting into m m A. But he's he's getting a
- 18:45Speaker 4: bit lippy. Someone have to take him down a pig
- 18:47Speaker 4: next time we're in the ring together. Yeah, And I
- 18:49Speaker 4: was like, you are the biggest douchebag I've.
- 18:50Speaker 1: Ever heard in my life. Yeah. It turned out it
- 18:53Speaker 1: was MOGGI is that what you're training so hard for
- 18:59Speaker 1: Mogan to get back in the No, just trying to
- 19:01Speaker 1: talk shit down at the gym.
- 19:03Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, Hey, I mean, if you want to go
- 19:07Speaker 3: back to the gym, Kezy, I'm happy to come with it.
- 19:09Speaker 1: You know it's easier in Peers. I'll support you.
- 19:12Speaker 4: How about you get some golf clubs. I'm sick of
- 19:14Speaker 4: you saying you're going to join me to do stuff
- 19:16Speaker 4: and then never actually doing it.
- 19:19Speaker 1: It will never happen or get a golf club app If.
- 19:23Speaker 3: Anyone, if anyone just coincidentally out here, who happens to
- 19:29Speaker 3: know where I could get some golf clubs, I'll be free.
- 19:32Speaker 1: I'll be Jase and like Flynn try.
- 19:36Speaker 4: Like you're trying to just get free golf clubs here.
- 19:37Speaker 3: I know what you're doing, and whatever brand it is,
- 19:40Speaker 3: I will plug the ass off.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Anyway.
- 19:44Speaker 4: Coming up after five, there's a brand new game show
- 19:47Speaker 4: here on the Big Shot. It's called The Jase. Find
- 19:50Speaker 4: out more about that after five. Also keeping her up
- 19:52Speaker 4: for the Fiddler. If you hear it mixed in with
- 19:54Speaker 4: the Churn, you could win twenty five K or your
- 19:56Speaker 4: share of anyone.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Yeah, your share of not twenty five k. You're ready
- 20:00Speaker 1: to call if you hear it. Good stuff.
- 20:03Speaker 2: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 20:06Speaker 2: tune in week days at four on Radio hod I.
- 20:09Speaker 1: You know your mess of backbones.
- 20:10Speaker 3: I hope you are Wednesdays going along very nicely. Indeed,
- 20:14Speaker 3: you're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Night.
- 20:27Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, having a Shoka. You've sort of been
- 20:32Speaker 5: caning kezy about him, but you are taking.
- 20:34Speaker 4: The Funny thing is I'm actually probably the best singer
- 20:37Speaker 4: on the Big Show.
- 20:38Speaker 1: And yet you wouldn't know it from listening to these
- 20:40Speaker 1: you and I know why though.
- 20:42Speaker 3: It's because I've really cut back on the darries, so
- 20:45Speaker 3: I've lost my natural timber tombra timber. Yeah, I may
- 20:51Speaker 3: be sounding a bit more higher pitch than I normally.
- 20:54Speaker 5: Was more than a dragon it out Yeah about you, Yeah,
- 20:58Speaker 5: that's true upstaging, Yeah, thank you?
- 21:00Speaker 1: Sure good.
- 21:01Speaker 3: Hey, now listen, remember everyone that texts in on the
- 21:04Speaker 3: show on three four eight three goes in the jaw
- 21:06Speaker 3: for a night and day vouch chat.
- 21:08Speaker 1: Speaking of which keys, Well, there's a text here.
- 21:11Speaker 3: Actually, well, I don't want to worry about the text
- 21:13Speaker 3: right now. What's the special today for night?
- 21:16Speaker 1: Day? Oh, night and day?
- 21:18Speaker 4: Yeah, night and day today at night and day they're
- 21:21Speaker 4: doing a Mogi special again Jesus for a while. Well,
- 21:23Speaker 4: they've actually been running it was so successful that they've
- 21:25Speaker 4: continued to run it.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Right, What have they got on that man? Uh? Nappies?
- 21:30Speaker 4: Oh, I know, weird right, nappies, kids nappies obviously, as
- 21:37Speaker 4: well an espresso. Yeah, and kids nappies, which is quite good,
- 21:41Speaker 4: good value really, an espresso with hot water on the side.
- 21:46Speaker 4: Nose trimmers, yes, which is how good?
- 21:49Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got fuzz on the top of my ears, Jase,
- 21:51Speaker 5: just further to your chet yester, I got.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Some fuzzes and needs a bit of a trim. I'll
- 21:55Speaker 1: show you. I'll show you in the in the nick
- 21:57Speaker 1: song was playing, Brother so great you can touch it?
- 22:00Speaker 4: Two pie is a bag of chips, yes, big bag
- 22:02Speaker 4: of party mix lollies.
- 22:03Speaker 3: There's gonna be some chicken skinless, chicken skinners, chicken.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Sick.
- 22:09Speaker 5: But I'm not allowed to smoke them on your top cheerio.
- 22:15Speaker 4: No, no, but this is just a special special Yeah.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Maybe it's a big dilly. That's one, a regular one
- 22:24Speaker 1: on what comprised regular dilly? Sorry?
- 22:28Speaker 3: What comprises a regular dilly?
- 22:29Speaker 1: What's it made of?
- 22:31Speaker 3: Only what would you consider to be a regular dilly?
- 22:35Speaker 1: Oh?
- 22:37Speaker 4: That's all twelve ninety nine by the way, get down there.
- 22:43Speaker 1: What was it again? No time about you.
- 22:47Speaker 4: You've got to we've got to tune to get to
- 22:49Speaker 4: Brother and also a brand new segment of The Jase
- 22:52Speaker 4: which will be debuting up next.
- 22:54Speaker 1: You wait for that. Let's gonna be awesome. I need
- 23:00Speaker 1: buy in from you guys on this line. Man, man,
- 23:02Speaker 1: I man, man, It's cool for Jace for god Zack.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Yeah hey yeah, yeah.
- 23:06Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
- 23:08Speaker 1: The Arching Bing Show.
- 23:09Speaker 3: Podcast Incubus there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 23:13Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon, twelve minutes past five o'clock.
- 23:16Speaker 4: It's time to play a brand new game show which
- 23:19Speaker 4: I thought of and invented. I thought of it at
- 23:21Speaker 4: about five point thirty pm yesterday when I walked past
- 23:25Speaker 4: a television.
- 23:26Speaker 1: It's called The Jase.
- 23:29Speaker 4: So basically, the way this is going to work is
- 23:31Speaker 4: someone comes on every day and a fifty night and
- 23:34Speaker 4: day voucher is up for grabs and they just have.
- 23:35Speaker 1: To beat Jason.
- 23:37Speaker 4: It's a listener, so they have to beat Jase and
- 23:40Speaker 4: they could win that prize.
- 23:42Speaker 5: An idea based on a vague sort of word association
- 23:45Speaker 5: slash rhyme very loose is that I.
- 23:48Speaker 4: Don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's
- 23:51Speaker 4: go to Evan. How are you going man?
- 23:53Speaker 1: Good? Thank you? How are you? Yeah? Good? Thanks? Evan?
- 23:56Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, Jase, I'm running this one mate, all right?
- 23:58Speaker 1: So yeah, no good Hey Evan.
- 23:59Speaker 4: What you do for a crust man?
- 24:02Speaker 7: I'm a project manager.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Around your care good? Yeah? Good? Stand your new ranger
- 24:09Speaker 1: with the big rooms on it?
- 24:11Speaker 4: Hey, Evan, are you ready to face the Jase?
- 24:14Speaker 1: Yeah? Let's go. How does it work though? How does
- 24:17Speaker 1: it work? Key? What do they need to do? What?
- 24:22Speaker 4: It's a really really good point. You just have to
- 24:24Speaker 4: get three questions correct, all right, Evan. If you get
- 24:27Speaker 4: one wrong and then goes to Jase, if he gets
- 24:29Speaker 4: it correct, he has chased you. He has chased you down,
- 24:34Speaker 4: over you, and you need to get three of them correct.
- 24:36Speaker 4: They've got a maximum five questions here, and to be honest,
- 24:38Speaker 4: I'm still kind of figuring it out as we go along.
- 24:41Speaker 1: Ah, once a kid. Are you ready to face the Jase? Evan?
- 24:46Speaker 4: Yeah, right, it's time to face the Jase. Just wait,
- 24:54Speaker 4: this part's quite long.
- 24:57Speaker 5: Hang on, this is too long. Get on, no way,
- 25:01Speaker 5: great job, Pugson.
- 25:03Speaker 3: Really good job, pugsn Yeah, he made that you really
- 25:05Speaker 3: made you lifted the whole thing up.
- 25:07Speaker 4: He definitely didn't just steal that from somewhere, all right, Evan.
- 25:10Speaker 4: First question, what make a vehicle? Is an Integra.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Ponder? All right? That is correct? Well done?
- 25:22Speaker 4: All right, that's one correct. Sorry Jason didn't get to
- 25:24Speaker 4: Jason on that one.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Evan.
- 25:28Speaker 4: Second question, who wrote the music for Disney's The Lion King?
- 25:36Speaker 2: Walt Disney?
- 25:37Speaker 5: Oh, good, guess and corrects Jace Elton John, It's correct.
- 25:45Speaker 1: It's one apiece. He's catching you, Evan.
- 25:48Speaker 3: I thought I thought he's I was impressed on you that.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Actually we're still figuring it out to be.
- 25:55Speaker 4: Yeah, Evan, what species of tree is tiny?
- 26:00Speaker 1: Mahoter ah? Nice?
- 26:08Speaker 5: Try Jace Cody, Ship's two one him?
- 26:22Speaker 3: Okay, Jace, sorry about that.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Evan, Well done, mate, it was really good. Thank you.
- 26:29Speaker 4: I think there's promise in this game.
- 26:31Speaker 1: I think there is. There's a few things that need
- 26:32Speaker 1: to iron out. Yeah, just how it works, you.
- 26:35Speaker 3: Know what I think feelings just because Evan was that,
- 26:37Speaker 3: you know, the inaugural, the first ever with the guinea pig,
- 26:41Speaker 3: and we haven't quite ironed it out and give him
- 26:43Speaker 3: a fifty got a night.
- 26:44Speaker 5: And day bout I agree with that because I think
- 26:46Speaker 5: he's sort of I don't see why he should suffer
- 26:48Speaker 5: because we didn't. You know, we went very well organized.
- 26:51Speaker 5: I think it's a very good idea, Kezy, and I
- 26:56Speaker 5: think it's got great potential. Okay, I think this could
- 26:58Speaker 5: have huge listenership. But heculee for people sort of age
- 27:02Speaker 5: sixty to eighty five directly before the news.
- 27:04Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a heart I'm seeing correct, actually, Helvin, thanks mate,
- 27:08Speaker 4: fifty or nine day about for you?
- 27:09Speaker 1: All right?
- 27:11Speaker 7: Thank you very much, guys, appreciate it you mate.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Good on your mates backbone.
- 27:16Speaker 3: Pretty formidable opponent to be fair and to be honest.
- 27:20Speaker 4: I'm actually surprised that you got those rights, so am
- 27:24Speaker 4: I Actually Elton John was just a vibe I head.
- 27:28Speaker 4: Well actually Tommy n One Yeah yeah, but that's okay.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Hey, this is a tune, isn't it.
- 27:38Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a David Bowie put a David out and
- 27:40Speaker 4: John the Hidiarchy.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in weekdays four.
- 27:46Speaker 1: On Radio Sublime.
- 27:48Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
- 27:52Speaker 3: The time is five twenty four, which means it's time
- 27:55Speaker 3: four quite on there sounds, free lines, camera action.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Now it's time for the Big Show and prove so good. Yeah, man,
- 28:09Speaker 1: it's really good.
- 28:10Speaker 4: If you don't know what this is basically a segment
- 28:11Speaker 4: where Jason Mike, with their decades of acting experience, teach
- 28:16Speaker 4: me how to the highest level to the hot indeed, yeah,
- 28:20Speaker 4: between you one Actor of the Year award, which is
- 28:22Speaker 4: pretty cool, so bad. Yeah, but you teach me about improvising,
- 28:25Speaker 4: because that's pretty important in the acting game.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Isn't it? It is? It is.
- 28:29Speaker 5: Hearing is the most listening, Jase, is the most important thing,
- 28:32Speaker 5: isn't it?
- 28:33Speaker 1: Indeed? It is.
- 28:34Speaker 5: So before you've got in your head are the words
- 28:36Speaker 5: that you've read off the page and memorized, and you're
- 28:38Speaker 5: just waiting for your turn to say the thing. Yeah,
- 28:41Speaker 5: and your scene partner says something in a completely different
- 28:44Speaker 5: way than You're not reacting to that, are you? You're
- 28:45Speaker 5: just waiting to say your thing. You need to listen, right,
- 28:48Speaker 5: and improv is all about listening listening.
- 28:51Speaker 3: Huh you ready, fellas?
- 28:55Speaker 4: Yeah, So me and Mike today is yes, you and
- 28:57Speaker 4: Mike okay, keasy?
- 28:58Speaker 1: Yeah. Upon a.
- 29:02Speaker 3: Notice his a groady looking mole on his body looking
- 29:06Speaker 3: into the mirror, he becomes very concerned and decides it's
- 29:10Speaker 3: time to go and see his local doctor Dr Mogie
- 29:15Speaker 3: Duc Duc doc dug.
- 29:17Speaker 5: Knock knock, then come on, in course, what's the willa?
- 29:26Speaker 1: Sorry? Knock knock? Come on?
- 29:28Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you. I thought that was
- 29:30Speaker 4: okod Sorry dtr Mogi. My name is Casey.
- 29:33Speaker 1: I know who you are. Mate. I'm being your doctors Casey.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Concentrate please, sorry, I've got this good mate. You've got
- 29:42Speaker 1: a problem.
- 29:44Speaker 4: Sorry, doctor mogis has been so long I forgot.
- 29:47Speaker 5: I've got a bit of an injury over the weekend
- 29:49Speaker 5: playing rugby got heaven throat?
- 29:51Speaker 4: Oh doctor Bogie, are you like sixty four?
- 29:54Speaker 1: You're talking really weird? Mate? What's the problem. You've only
- 29:56Speaker 1: got fifteen minutes? Is going to call you hang Max. Sorry.
- 30:00Speaker 4: I woke up this morning and I was looking at
- 30:03Speaker 4: the mirror and I noticed a mole that looks just
- 30:05Speaker 4: a bit off. Take your pants off, but it's on
- 30:08Speaker 4: my chest off.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Okay.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Begins to get keasy, begins to get undressed. Not only
- 30:19Speaker 3: does he take his pants off, but he takes his
- 30:21Speaker 3: shirt off as well.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Dr Mogie is shocked by his burnt meat.
- 30:25Speaker 5: Patty nips all right, waiting there, just gonna take my
- 30:30Speaker 5: pants off.
- 30:31Speaker 1: Hell, why do you need to take your pants off?
- 30:34Speaker 1: Don't worry about it?
- 30:36Speaker 2: Same the Hdiking Being Show podcast. It sounds like they've
- 30:42Speaker 2: struck again. The radio Hodiche twenty five grand Fiddler.
- 30:48Speaker 3: Yes, indeed the competition is back and from memory Mogi,
- 30:51Speaker 3: it was damn popular back in its day.
- 30:54Speaker 5: Hugely popular. It's a little bit of cash for you.
- 30:57Speaker 5: You just got to listen to radio Headricky. You're going
- 31:00Speaker 5: to be doing anyway, and you could make a few
- 31:01Speaker 5: bucks out of it. Bloody beautiful, and not just a few.
- 31:03Speaker 3: It's not just a few, quite a few grand.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Say a good watch. You can't more of a dollar? Now, listen,
- 31:13Speaker 1: call a number one hundred. That's right, you're going to
- 31:15Speaker 1: go call a number one hundred there, so.
- 31:17Speaker 3: Let's get into it. Get a nicky Oh, get a
- 31:20Speaker 3: nicky house life. Good good, that's good. Sadly, Nikki, you'll
- 31:25Speaker 3: calling number ninety eight.
- 31:28Speaker 1: God close day.
- 31:32Speaker 3: Get a Tommy man Bassett house life.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Oh not too bad mate, you.
- 31:36Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks mate, But sadly you're calling ninety nine.
- 31:40Speaker 3: Damn keep trying, tom keep trying.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Get a low house life.
- 31:46Speaker 7: Oh mate, it's just got a lot.
- 31:47Speaker 3: Better, sure has You've just won a thousand dollars.
- 31:52Speaker 1: No jokes, no jokes.
- 31:55Speaker 3: We don't joke around here, Luke, not when it comes
- 31:57Speaker 3: to getting cash away.
- 31:57Speaker 7: Mate, you have made my week. Thank you so much.
- 32:01Speaker 1: What do you do for a crust your back? Man?
- 32:03Speaker 7: I work in marketing.
- 32:08Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
- 32:09Speaker 5: Man, you can walk into work neck tomorrow the you
- 32:11Speaker 5: go up to your boss and tell them to stick
- 32:13Speaker 5: it with the Sunday shine because you, my friend, are rich.
- 32:16Speaker 7: What gifts from my boss just quick today? So it
- 32:17Speaker 7: makes it even more so.
- 32:19Speaker 3: Al day, what a great day for old Luke. So
- 32:21Speaker 3: what do you think you'll spend the cash on?
- 32:23Speaker 1: There?
- 32:23Speaker 3: Lookal you just put her away and save it for
- 32:25Speaker 3: a rainy day.
- 32:27Speaker 7: Oh my, put a put a chicky five hundred away
- 32:29Speaker 7: and then a chicky five hundred on a box that's.
- 32:32Speaker 4: A spirit mate box cost five hundred.
- 32:36Speaker 7: Boot prices have gone up, gone up?
- 32:38Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
- 32:40Speaker 3: Just you stand the line, Lokan now good made packs
- 32:43Speaker 3: on and Studio B will look after.
- 32:45Speaker 1: You all right.
- 32:45Speaker 7: Thank you so much. That's awesome and thank you?
- 32:48Speaker 1: How good is a good given?
- 32:50Speaker 4: Cash away for yellow Jason's so good feelings?
- 32:52Speaker 1: I love it?
- 32:53Speaker 4: And if you missed out don't worry.
- 32:55Speaker 1: Plenty more cash on offer.
- 32:56Speaker 4: We've got twenty five thousand dollars to give away, slowly
- 32:58Speaker 4: going to chip away at it. That'll be happening for
- 33:00Speaker 4: a wee while, So keep listening up for a fiddle
- 33:03Speaker 4: and keep getting ready to call eight hundred easy?
- 33:05Speaker 1: What easy? What's a Stone Temples?
- 33:08Speaker 3: No?
- 33:08Speaker 1: No? What did I do? Don't?
- 33:11Speaker 2: The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
- 33:15Speaker 3: Kesey Stone Temple pilots there on the radio Hodarky Big
- 33:19Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday evening. Your time is six minutes. In fact,
- 33:23Speaker 3: just turned five minutes to six o'clock on.
- 33:27Speaker 1: All as well.
- 33:28Speaker 3: Heyn listen coming up after six?
- 33:30Speaker 1: What's for tea? With me? Kee? Easy?
- 33:36Speaker 3: I can tell you what I'm having for tea, Fishburgers.
- 33:39Speaker 3: So everyone that texts you on three four eight three
- 33:40Speaker 3: telling us what they're having for tea goes in the
- 33:42Speaker 3: drawer for a fifty dollar night in Dave Voucher.
- 33:45Speaker 4: That's right, three four eight three. Tell us where you're
- 33:48Speaker 4: texting from and your name as well. Good always a
- 33:50Speaker 4: bit of fa.
- 33:51Speaker 3: Also after sex of course, as always, What's on the
- 33:53Speaker 3: TV with Me? Mike Minogue and Mogie's fizzing about that
- 33:57Speaker 3: today because he's got some great news to report, a
- 34:00Speaker 3: great show that he's been hoeing into.
- 34:05Speaker 1: All that after sex.
- 34:07Speaker 2: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 34:10Speaker 2: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
- 34:12Speaker 3: Welcome back to your messive baglones You listened to the
- 34:14Speaker 3: Big Show brought to you by Night and.
- 34:24Speaker 1: Better. Oh yeah, it was better.
- 34:26Speaker 4: Your standards are too high generally speaking.
- 34:29Speaker 3: Yes, I do have pretty high standards, Keezy, which is
- 34:33Speaker 3: why you and I occasionally clash.
- 34:37Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 34:38Speaker 3: Yeah, man, hey, but we didn't clash in the podcast
- 34:41Speaker 3: outra today though, did we?
- 34:43Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, we might have.
- 34:44Speaker 3: I was talking about a new app that I've down load,
- 34:47Speaker 3: a yoga app, and oh, Magie went to town on
- 34:51Speaker 3: Hoidy j Well, not on you, mate, just just mocking him.
- 34:55Speaker 3: And I can't wait to unveil my big summer body
- 35:00Speaker 3: and to have the last laugh.
- 35:01Speaker 1: On that Fellows. That's right. I think she's the key
- 35:05Speaker 1: is like fifteen minutes of yoga.
- 35:09Speaker 4: And you lounge a little head scarf on a straight
- 35:11Speaker 4: back chair.
- 35:12Speaker 1: By the way, seven thirty pm.
- 35:14Speaker 4: Every single week night, the two podcasts come out, actually
- 35:17Speaker 4: the best of the Big Show from that day and
- 35:19Speaker 4: also the outrow, which is bonus content. Here's a clip
- 35:22Speaker 4: of today's, which is entitled Ignite. Why did you take
- 35:28Speaker 4: the herbal ignite.
- 35:31Speaker 3: Curiosity more than anything else.
- 35:32Speaker 1: I don't even know how I got it. I think
- 35:34Speaker 1: I was giving it.
- 35:35Speaker 3: Ah, I'll give it a give it a nudge.
- 35:37Speaker 1: See what happened. What time of day was this? Oh
- 35:40Speaker 1: about nine in the morning. Were you just home alone? Yeah?
- 35:50Speaker 1: Is homebou.
- 35:56Speaker 3: You know, we often talk about freedom fellers. There's nothing
- 36:01Speaker 3: as free as walking naked around your house at nine
- 36:05Speaker 3: o'clock in.
- 36:05Speaker 1: The morning with a rager. That's true, you know what
- 36:08Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's a good feeling, It's a good never
- 36:11Speaker 1: done it. You should try it.
- 36:12Speaker 3: Keisy, even though you're not circumcised, which is look a
- 36:14Speaker 3: bit weird.
- 36:15Speaker 4: But jas the weird people are the ones that have
- 36:19Speaker 4: the surgery. I'm operating a factory stock set up. Actually,
- 36:24Speaker 4: we might do a little we might do a big
- 36:25Speaker 4: pole on that tomorrow. But only women are allowed to
- 36:31Speaker 4: answer all men, so just anyone.
- 36:33Speaker 3: There, so just everyone? Yeah, Hey, coming up next? What's
- 36:39Speaker 3: for teen?
- 36:39Speaker 1: He's geting with me.
- 36:42Speaker 3: Easy, So text out three four eight three and let
- 36:45Speaker 3: us know what you're having and we'll get into that Darkey.
- 36:48Speaker 2: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisy.
- 36:52Speaker 3: Audio Slave there on the radio Hodaki Big Show. There's
- 36:55Speaker 3: Wednesday night, but right now it's time four.
- 36:57Speaker 4: Oh you hey, guys, text here from Steve. What's Zealand
- 37:02Speaker 4: with me?
- 37:04Speaker 3: Ki Yellow wish that Crust monkey porn doesn't like that?
- 37:10Speaker 3: Crust doesn't like monkey porn fun account voucha boy.
- 37:16Speaker 4: Yeah, so good. It doesn't at all, like really hold
- 37:19Speaker 4: up the segment, you know.
- 37:21Speaker 5: No, no, no, I think it's got it's I think
- 37:23Speaker 5: it could be its own segment. Could we add admin man, No,
- 37:26Speaker 5: I think it's I think it's Captain edmin Yes, son,
- 37:29Speaker 5: I do want to flay. He's busy in a chat
- 37:31Speaker 5: out there with with Big DELI. But I do want
- 37:34Speaker 5: to get a sting for that. A sting for what
- 37:36Speaker 5: sorry for Captain admin, right, just like a little one
- 37:40Speaker 5: that plays whenever I'm delivering some admins.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we won't do it every time.
- 37:44Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to blend the admind and so no
- 37:45Speaker 4: one notices and you guys keep pointing it out.
- 37:47Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, well, this will help I think what
- 37:50Speaker 1: to blend it in, give it a bit of humor.
- 37:54Speaker 4: Look, lots of text are coming in tonight. For example,
- 38:00Speaker 4: I text my wife we're having Thaie chicken meatballs on
- 38:05Speaker 4: rice with salad.
- 38:07Speaker 1: On rice with salad. That sounds okay from one of
- 38:10Speaker 1: those food boxes. No, it's not good. That's good.
- 38:13Speaker 4: We only do that if we've got like a busy week.
- 38:16Speaker 1: Is it using chicken mint?
- 38:18Speaker 4: Yes, get a Fellas Liam here, Gallagher, Nisan Liam Neeson
- 38:25Speaker 4: here that that's not even close to his voice.
- 38:28Speaker 1: It is really good.
- 38:29Speaker 4: Texting it from co Kappa Cuppa. He's having beans on toast.
- 38:33Speaker 4: Yummy emoji beans on toast. Yeah, baked beans. I'm behind
- 38:37Speaker 4: that little bit of cheese crack paper. You gotta spice
- 38:40Speaker 4: it up somehow.
- 38:41Speaker 1: A little bit of.
- 38:42Speaker 3: Lemons is Look, plenty of butter on white on white toast.
- 38:47Speaker 3: And I quite like the little saucys sometimes and those.
- 38:50Speaker 1: I was always a fan of those. I don't know
- 38:51Speaker 1: what it is, but I would eat them.
- 38:52Speaker 4: Yeah, very good, they are good. Fella's a really good point.
- 38:56Speaker 4: Get a Fellas Andrew here.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Oh my god, where Jones Lloyd Webber.
- 39:05Speaker 4: Got me some leftover spag bowl mints on toast with
- 39:08Speaker 4: a couple he poached eggs. You can you go with
- 39:11Speaker 4: spag bowl spag bowl right, A couple of sorry, the
- 39:14Speaker 4: spag bowl mince on some toasts, some old mints with
- 39:18Speaker 4: some poached eggs.
- 39:19Speaker 1: You know there's a there is a real thing and
- 39:21Speaker 1: maybe it's Is it in the UK? Is this the thing?
- 39:23Speaker 1: The mints on toast?
- 39:26Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what make it's making a comeback
- 39:28Speaker 3: in cafes. There's quite a lot of cafes now that
- 39:31Speaker 3: run a mince for breakfast scenario.
- 39:33Speaker 1: It's the cheaper option. I love it.
- 39:35Speaker 4: I was having it when we were at Magic Round.
- 39:37Speaker 4: Remember I got it twice in a.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Big but I had it one of the days too
- 39:44Speaker 1: good a fellas? Can I say it looked like a
- 39:46Speaker 1: tumor if I remember correct? I don't think that's correct.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 39:51Speaker 4: Kelly here, Kelly Teuton correct texting in from Poa.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Never heard of that place?
- 39:58Speaker 3: Neither not the way you no, not the way he's
- 40:01Speaker 3: pronounced it.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Sorry, here's the way you'd say pouring Ay, that's a.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Chili dogs? What what is a chili dog?
- 40:12Speaker 3: I think it's just a hot dog with chili saws.
- 40:15Speaker 4: No, that's just ridiculous. It's when you it's when you
- 40:19Speaker 4: get a bun like a hot dog bun, and you
- 40:20Speaker 4: put chili in it, chili like chili mint, and then
- 40:24Speaker 4: you put like other stuff on top of that.
- 40:26Speaker 1: But no dog, because I always think the dog is
- 40:29Speaker 1: the Yeah, the saucy the dog. I always thought it was.
- 40:34Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 40:34Speaker 4: Sorry, fellas find.
- 40:36Speaker 1: That out, which you're easy, make a note of that.
- 40:39Speaker 1: I'm definitely going to get a fella's Caleb here.
- 40:42Speaker 5: Oh my god, Caleb Clark winger for the All Blacks,
- 40:45Speaker 5: Holy Helmet, Caleb Ralph Winger for the BS. Caleb Rolf
- 40:53Speaker 5: used to play for the Crusaders. Yeah, he's from christ
- 40:57Speaker 5: he is. He's having Chinese takeaway tonight.
- 40:59Speaker 1: Wow. He's an interesting thing. Careful, here's an interesting thing.
- 41:03Speaker 3: My wife and I said to my wife over the weekend,
- 41:06Speaker 3: you know what, I feel like some Chinese tonight, And
- 41:11Speaker 3: for the love of God, we couldn't find a Chinese
- 41:14Speaker 3: restaurant anywhere around.
- 41:16Speaker 4: This is the start of a joke from the eighties,
- 41:18Speaker 4: you know what I mean. And then what happened?
- 41:19Speaker 3: But nothing could there were no Back in the day,
- 41:22Speaker 3: there were Chinese bloody takeaways everywhere.
- 41:24Speaker 1: Now you can't find one for love nor money. That
- 41:28Speaker 1: was all right, wasn't it? I think so?
- 41:29Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 41:30Speaker 5: Yeah, I had a feeling we're about to find ourselves
- 41:32Speaker 5: on the front page of the paper.
- 41:34Speaker 4: I feel like anyone listening should complain right now.
- 41:37Speaker 1: Just to be safe, Okay, yeah, cool, yeah, And just for.
- 41:40Speaker 4: The record, Mogi and I had nothing to do with it.
- 41:41Speaker 3: It's always good that you got my back.
- 41:45Speaker 2: The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Kissy.
- 41:50Speaker 3: The Muntain Bird Zen on the Radio Hodike Big Show. Now,
- 41:53Speaker 3: I imagine a lot of you last night were relaxing
- 41:56Speaker 3: in your homes thinking what am I going to watch tonight?
- 41:59Speaker 3: And if you find yourself in that situation, you should
- 42:02Speaker 3: listen to this next segment because we have hot tips
- 42:05Speaker 3: and hot takes.
- 42:08Speaker 6: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
- 42:13Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
- 42:21Speaker 3: I actually wanted you to use the hot tape thingy
- 42:24Speaker 3: that we've got.
- 42:25Speaker 1: He just didn't mention it to you, but he just
- 42:27Speaker 1: expected you to pull there.
- 42:28Speaker 3: You know, when we say hot takes, you use the
- 42:30Speaker 3: sting for hot takes.
- 42:32Speaker 4: Now I can't do in this segment, sorry, Jason would
- 42:34Speaker 4: throw off the music, That's true. And also you have
- 42:37Speaker 4: to pre warm me, like by the way, I want
- 42:39Speaker 4: to use the hot take alarm here.
- 42:40Speaker 1: I just expect thought about it in the moment. I
- 42:42Speaker 1: just expect you to pay attention. Kezy.
- 42:46Speaker 5: Hey, last night, I was going to go home and
- 42:49Speaker 5: watch the new TV series star In Sir Anthony Hopkins.
- 42:53Speaker 5: Can I say, I don't think he's long for this world.
- 42:56Speaker 5: I'm just going to put that out there.
- 42:57Speaker 1: You mean in the series or in life.
- 43:01Speaker 5: I saw him dancing with Ian McCallen on Instagram a
- 43:05Speaker 5: few days ago, and yeah, he looks pretty old.
- 43:08Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, he must be really old, though he's a.
- 43:11Speaker 3: Great philosopher old Anthony.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Sure.
- 43:15Speaker 5: Anyway, it turns out that my malab has gotten rid
- 43:21Speaker 5: of Amazon Prime, so I can't watch that series anymore.
- 43:24Speaker 5: So I've watched an episode of it and now I
- 43:26Speaker 5: can't watch it. So now we're over on Apple TV.
- 43:28Speaker 5: We're watching stuff on this and I watched the second
- 43:31Speaker 5: episode of Slow Horses.
- 43:33Speaker 1: You're seeing that?
- 43:34Speaker 5: Nah, it's a British spy thriller. The Three seasons of it,
- 43:38Speaker 5: and it's starring in the lead role. Jays Jays some
- 43:42Speaker 5: listening Gary Oldman like him a lot? Yeah, pretty good,
- 43:45Speaker 5: pretty good.
- 43:46Speaker 3: Slow Horses on Disney, Slow.
- 43:48Speaker 1: Horses on Apple TV.
- 43:50Speaker 5: On Apple Okay, yeah, that's right, it was on Netflix.
- 43:55Speaker 3: It's funny you mentioned that that your wife got rid
- 43:58Speaker 3: of what was it she got with a prime Prime
- 44:00Speaker 3: she listened, which is the cheapest of all of them. Yes,
- 44:04Speaker 3: I've spent a lifetime trying to get rid of Neon.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Have you just I don't know what the hell's going on?
- 44:11Speaker 1: Really simple? I try to get rid of it, and
- 44:14Speaker 1: it's simple.
- 44:15Speaker 3: Then I have to go into this soo, mu's your
- 44:16Speaker 3: past where I don't know? Just stop taking my money.
- 44:22Speaker 1: Because I never did you type that?
- 44:25Speaker 3: Yeah, well I should because it was very frustrating last
- 44:29Speaker 3: night with my gym gym membership, Jason.
- 44:34Speaker 4: Last night I watched the first episode of the latest
- 44:36Speaker 4: season of Taskmaster in New Zealand as man because Ben Hurley,
- 44:40Speaker 4: isn't it Who's very funny? And shocked to see that
- 44:44Speaker 4: Torfinger of the laughing Salmons, very funny bloke, he's not
- 44:48Speaker 4: in the actual in.
- 44:49Speaker 1: Studio part right.
- 44:50Speaker 4: I wonder what happened, so they have family that they
- 44:52Speaker 4: have what is it called viewer favorites? Returning to Battle
- 44:55Speaker 4: Insami was there and she had to react to Torfinger's
- 44:58Speaker 4: hilarious tasks that he completed. Very bizarre, but I understand.
- 45:02Speaker 4: I think Matt Heath made an appearance on the latest episode,
- 45:05Speaker 4: but I was just that's a bit of a shame
- 45:06Speaker 4: because he's probably my favorite out of all them, other
- 45:08Speaker 4: than Ben Hurley, of course I work with Yeah, big fan,
- 45:13Speaker 4: Still funny though.
- 45:14Speaker 1: What about me? What do you like? Taskmaster? No? What
- 45:20Speaker 1: did you watch? Jace? No, No, let's just stop it there. Yeah, okay,
- 45:24Speaker 1: let's just stop it there.
- 45:25Speaker 2: The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 45:30Speaker 2: and Keezy.
- 45:30Speaker 3: John Petty there on the radio hod Acky Big Show
- 45:33Speaker 3: this Wednesday evening. But right now it's time for a
- 45:36Speaker 3: Brewery of the Day.
- 45:39Speaker 1: We're up the Brewery of the.
- 45:46Speaker 4: Today's Brewery of the Day, which will be featuring at
- 45:49Speaker 4: Beer Vanner twenty third and twenty fourth of August.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Duncan's Duncans. Have you heard of Duncans?
- 45:55Speaker 4: Duncan's no Nuts. No, it's another company. Jace trying to
- 46:00Speaker 4: just focus in.
- 46:01Speaker 3: On the breweries here you are, That's what I thought
- 46:02Speaker 3: you mean.
- 46:03Speaker 4: No, Duncans is a micro brewery on the carpety coast,
- 46:07Speaker 4: is not very big microw Yeah, yeah, you know all
- 46:10Speaker 4: about that.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Mogi, Yeah, Mogi with your button. Can we focus please?
- 46:21Speaker 4: They are on a mission to create wacky and interesting bruise.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Their team love crafting new flavors inspired by delicious desserts
- 46:27Speaker 4: think ice cream and beer form see finding a point
- 46:31Speaker 4: of difference as a brewery.
- 46:32Speaker 1: Can be tough in New Zealand. That's a good way
- 46:34Speaker 1: to do it. Dessert route, what do you reckon? Sounds
- 46:37Speaker 1: pretty wacky? It's man, if you ask me.
- 46:39Speaker 4: This year they'll be celebrating their tenth birthday and true
- 46:42Speaker 4: Duncan star with a real fruit, ice cream, cake, sour
- 46:45Speaker 4: and awesome selection of other birthday.
- 46:48Speaker 1: Worthy because ice cream or beer. It's beer inspired by
- 46:54Speaker 1: dessert that tastes like pickled onions or pins.
- 47:01Speaker 3: Or sour cream and chai desserts, well, just.
- 47:04Speaker 5: Anything, because I don't know if they only do dessert
- 47:07Speaker 5: inspired ones. It's a micro brewery, but surely they've got
- 47:09Speaker 5: more beers than that.
- 47:12Speaker 1: What's that, Jason?
- 47:13Speaker 3: Is the philosophy like you dessert wines, but about.
- 47:19Speaker 4: The philosophy, So it doesn't have the philosophy of Duncan's brewery.
- 47:22Speaker 1: I'm just asking a question.
- 47:24Speaker 3: But because they're obviously specializing in that, is that their thing?
- 47:27Speaker 5: Can I say, Jason, that's what Keesy has read out
- 47:30Speaker 5: thus far about Duncan's micro Brewery is intriguing and it
- 47:34Speaker 5: makes you want to know more information.
- 47:36Speaker 4: Yes, So their team love crafting new flavors inspired by
- 47:40Speaker 4: delicious desserts. That's what That's what they're all about, Duncans.
- 47:43Speaker 3: So it's a dessert beer brewery making a dessert beer.
- 47:48Speaker 4: It's inspired beer. They're not dessert beers. You can't just
- 47:52Speaker 4: have them at dessert time. You can have them whenever
- 47:53Speaker 4: you want.
- 47:54Speaker 3: Well, presumably they're based on desserts, which are your sweets
- 47:57Speaker 3: and things like that. So I'm imagining their dessert beers.
- 48:00Speaker 1: Have they got any examples of.
- 48:04Speaker 4: Just for if you're attending Beervan and you're keen to
- 48:06Speaker 4: find out yourself. Right, they're gonna have a DJ spinning
- 48:09Speaker 4: live tunes and an enormous Crocodile co and Duncan's ice
- 48:14Speaker 4: cream bar, so they're going to actually have ice creams
- 48:16Speaker 4: on offer and they'll be pairing up with genuine desserts
- 48:19Speaker 4: and their beers inspired by desserts.
- 48:20Speaker 1: That is a great idea.
- 48:22Speaker 3: Can I make an observation? You didn't answer Moggi's question?
- 48:26Speaker 1: What was the question? Get tickets?
- 48:28Speaker 4: No co dot in z. We'll be there on the Friday.
- 48:32Speaker 4: See you there the Hot.
- 48:33Speaker 2: Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
- 48:46Speaker 1: Well, there you go, your mad Varses.
- 48:47Speaker 3: I can tell you the team has given it everything today.
- 48:50Speaker 3: I'm looking at across the studio at two exhausted guys
- 48:54Speaker 3: who have.
- 48:55Speaker 1: Just emptied the tank. What a show it's been. Mogie.
- 48:59Speaker 3: I know you're in bed at seven forty five last night.
- 49:02Speaker 3: What's the plan tonight?
- 49:04Speaker 1: Mate?
- 49:04Speaker 5: Might go more of the same tonight. Sure, yeah, try
- 49:07Speaker 5: a little bit more of the same. Note big plan tonight?
- 49:08Speaker 5: It's Wednesday? Yes, so just you know, get to bed
- 49:12Speaker 5: early and just we can't wait to crack into a Thursday.
- 49:15Speaker 3: Sure you're on the downhill slide into the weekend.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Thrilled.
- 49:19Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff? What about you, Keeezy, Because you've been
- 49:22Speaker 3: having a few early nights lately.
- 49:24Speaker 1: I had one early night last night, that's right, and
- 49:27Speaker 1: the night before. Yes, two early nights because I.
- 49:31Speaker 4: Tried to have an early night the night before and
- 49:32Speaker 4: then I couldn't get to sleep, and then I ended
- 49:34Speaker 4: up having a really terrible sleep, and then last night
- 49:36Speaker 4: I made.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Up for it tonight though.
- 49:37Speaker 4: That'll tonight though, probably put the wife to bed and
- 49:41Speaker 4: then go online with the mates there. Pugsar might be
- 49:45Speaker 4: enjoining it. He's yet to respond to the group message.
- 49:47Speaker 1: That's a week.
- 49:47Speaker 4: We send a group message out and then he and
- 49:50Speaker 4: then you respond to it saying whether or not you're in.
- 49:52Speaker 3: I'll be honest with your pug Shan's been chasing his
- 49:54Speaker 3: ars all day to day, so he's probably going to
- 49:56Speaker 3: be catching up and all that stuff. But he's been
- 49:57Speaker 3: chasing his ars on.
- 49:58Speaker 4: Has he actually though? Or is that like a half
- 50:00Speaker 4: assed excuse for you know, being so part I'm asking questions.
- 50:04Speaker 1: I'm not swinging some bad blood there.
- 50:13Speaker 5: I thought we'd put this to bed, but old Keyes
- 50:15Speaker 5: is still filthy.
- 50:17Speaker 1: I'm asking questions.
- 50:18Speaker 5: That is a shock. Nobody had even imagined that question.
- 50:22Speaker 5: I don't know how that Cavin.
- 50:23Speaker 1: Do you head? Huge? That's what I mean about Big?
- 50:31Speaker 1: What are you doing tonight? Jays? I'm going home having dinner.
- 50:34Speaker 1: I'm going to take on my wife and scrabble and I'm.
- 50:38Speaker 3: Going to beat her. Ask sorry, what I'm going to
- 50:40Speaker 3: beat her and scrabble. I'm going to give her an
- 50:44Speaker 3: ass whooping.
- 50:46Speaker 1: I beat you then tomorrow.
- 50:49Speaker 3: Then tomorrow I'll be up early for my new yoga
- 50:52Speaker 3: routine before.
- 50:53Speaker 4: The j you're supposed to bring in your skateboleboard.
- 50:56Speaker 3: So you and my complaion not playing six months, not
- 51:00Speaker 3: playing Mogi in scrabble. I'm telling you that right now
- 51:04Speaker 3: I can see already all right, but make make sure that's.
- 51:13Speaker 1: Just completely work your mind. Tomorrow, your mad d you
- 51:17Speaker 1: do that