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1034- 90 Day Happily Ever After (s9e12) Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: That means we're here for another episode of ninety Day
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: Fiance Happily Ever after.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: A question mark, no it else, no answers, no what.
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: Else comes out?
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Today, We've got Seeking Sister Wife that's on the Free feed,
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: also on the ten dollar feet after that, Oh boy,
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: oh boy, and boy, today's episode Seeking Sister Wife.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: Wooh, Wait till you meet this guy. Whoo, all right.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Hands, I've already gone and pulled a little clip of
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: us doing multiple jazz hands. Okay, multiple jazz hands. Listen, guys,
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: you're a shochuir. Jazz hands are class hands.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah mm hmm.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: Sparkle thinkers if you hear it, fingers, if you ever think.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: Zach On Platfill got a bad rap, Wait till you
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: see this guy.
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: Wow, wow, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway that we're not here to talk about that, but
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: Seeka's Sister Wife is back.
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: That's a great show that's on the free feed this week.
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  Speaker 1: It'll move over to the ten dollar level next week
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  Speaker 1: and this week also, I believe on Tuesday. Also my
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: episode's coming out with Olivia Plath. So I got three.
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: TLC episodes out on Tuesday. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Plus
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: they're a bounty bountiful day. Praise Jesus. God came to
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: us in a garage and said, you shall have multiple
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: Marry Pain episodes per day.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: But not another wife.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, no, no, no, nobody needs another wife another husband.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: Barely even need the one I've got.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: But yeah, some people do. Some people make it work,
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: but those people are never the ones that are on reality.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: That's a great we hear, we hear tell that people
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  Speaker 1: make it work, but we have we haven't.
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  Speaker 3: The Davis family they're making it work.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: They're making it work.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: Sure, I mean that third Wind is a rotating cast,
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: but the first two they're sticking around.
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The Winder family, they seem to make it.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: Work out there wherever they are, the kids out there,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, I guess uh, the Browns made it
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  Speaker 1: work until Robin came along.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: I don't watch that show. I just know that Robin
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  Speaker 1: is the villain.
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  Speaker 2: She is. Yeah, but none of them were that happy before.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: They were just really good at pretending. I think have
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: you watched all of the Sister Wives?
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  Speaker 3: Are you into?
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  Speaker 2: You've always watched it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, m hm that honey booboo, you get way down
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  Speaker 1: in the gutter, I do.
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  Speaker 2: I started with Sister Wives in like the first season
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  Speaker 2: when they appeared to be happy, and I even thought, Wow,
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  Speaker 2: this could be a great idea. No know then and all,
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  Speaker 2: and then the cracks were revealed.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I liked it, like on Big Love where Bill
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: Paxston had the three wives and they had like the
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: three houses together.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: If you could go between the and they like shared
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: one big backyard. I think that's a good idea.
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mary, they sort of had that, but Mary would
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: not allow the other children to come through her property
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  Speaker 2: to go to like the joint living room. They had
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: to go outside in the snow and walk around. What Yeah,
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: why Mary? Mary's sometimes not a joiner.
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: Well, we are looking for something for Keisha and I
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: to cover over on Monday because mug shot Monday. We
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: always do love after lock Up And it's going away.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: The show is going away at the at the October
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: there will be the last episode until it's not going
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  Speaker 1: away forever until sometime next year. They're putting the Braxtons
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: in that spot that puts Keisha and I without anything
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  Speaker 1: to cover until maybe January, and so we put out
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: a poll and I said, Kimberly is wanting.
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  Speaker 3: Us to do sixty days in season three?
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  Speaker 2: Season four?
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  Speaker 3: Question mark?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, four?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's four, So because I looked up season
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: three and I was like, this is what shows me.
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  Speaker 3: Biger s in Atlanta.
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: The four might also be in Atlanta. Sometimes they do
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: the same jail okay, city was switch? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I told people, I was like, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it's season three or season four, but.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you pitched it in a very negative way, Like.
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  Speaker 1: No, I said, Kimberly thinks we would be funny doing
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  Speaker 1: it because there's one girl in there that's well dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
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  Speaker 1: No, that seems to be so far. That seems to
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  Speaker 1: be the winner.
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  Speaker 2: Who Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It seems to be the winner so far. And Keisha's
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  Speaker 1: interested because we neither one of us have ever watched it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, are you so excited?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so excited. Okay, somebody with the other options
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  Speaker 2: start over with love after lock Up okay, which Matt
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  Speaker 2: and Jake just did in reality Gay, So I don't
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  Speaker 2: number one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to copy them and number two, people
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  Speaker 1: might be like, I don't want to watch it again,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if they listen.
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  Speaker 2: To both shows. Somebody suggested super Nanny, Okay, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: thought that would be funny too, because you both have children.
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  Speaker 2: M And I suggested that too because you were talking
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  Speaker 2: to Kate Casey about it and it put a seed
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  Speaker 2: in my brain. Yeah, yeah, I've got I've got Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But but sixty days and people are very interested in that,
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  Speaker 1: So that's probably going to be the winner unless somebody
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  Speaker 1: comes up with something incredible that I haven't thought of.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and I suggested a couple gross shows, but you
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  Speaker 2: don't like those. No, I can't do gross. I won't
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  Speaker 2: do it.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do I can't do pipple popper, I can't do.
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  Speaker 2: Fix my face.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do watched, I can't do any of Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so we'll see. I'll be announcing it. Nobody worry. You'll
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: have plenty of time to catch up on whatever it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be. But it's real, it's a real blow
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  Speaker 1: to your schedule. One of your shows just goes off
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  Speaker 1: the air. But let's be real, that show was dragging
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  Speaker 1: everyone down.
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  Speaker 2: Not Love After Lockup, sorry Family Lockup, which oh that happened.
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  Speaker 2: That happened too. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Today when somebody's like, oh, no, you got to keep
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  Speaker 1: going with that, I go No. They gave us three
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  Speaker 1: in a primetime slot and then put four on a
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  Speaker 1: Friday between eleven and two.
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  Speaker 2: No, listen, we've seen what TLC thinks is worthy of
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  Speaker 2: a primetime eight to ten slot. Yeah, they don't think
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  Speaker 2: this show is worthy of a primetime slot. I doubt
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna think it's great because we've seen some of
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: the crap they put on at primeshime.
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  Speaker 3: It was A and E TV.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, A and E has higher standards than ALC.
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  Speaker 2: They I think they consider themselves a little more intellectual TLC.
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  Speaker 2: If I would, if I would imagine all of the
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: networks hanging out together, it would be like TLC is
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: causing a fistfight at the party, the launch party for
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  Speaker 2: all these and then A and E is like smoking
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: a pipe cigar, like looking down on everyone in a
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  Speaker 2: smoking jacket. And then we TV doesn't even make it
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  Speaker 2: to the party because they get arrested outside. That's what
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  Speaker 2: I think is happening.
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  Speaker 3: What's Bravo doing?
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: Oh Bravo, is it like swirling Martini? Glasses and someone
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: pulls off a fake leg and throws it at somebody
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. One of the throws it at one
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  Speaker 2: of the TLC people, and the TLC people are like, no,
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  Speaker 2: we're the trashiest, and Bravo's like, not so fast, hold
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  Speaker 2: my beer.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: They catch the lag and they go, we have a
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: show about this. It's called Amputees Tea. Yeah, it's the
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: Learning Channel. Yeah, the Learning Channel. I'm gotta tell you,
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  Speaker 1: I learned some things this week on the Learning Channel.
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  Speaker 2: So there you have. Yeah, all right, let's talk about
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  Speaker 2: this people.
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  Speaker 1: This is a ninety day Fiance Happily Ever After Season nine,
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  Speaker 1: episode twelve, Mama Mia, here we go again.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Jasmine all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, so I can't wait until we get to Jasmine.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So Darcy and Georgie. By the way, Darcy reposted my
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  Speaker 1: Instagram post and it made me very happy.
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  Speaker 2: That's so exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she shared it.
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  Speaker 1: So Darcy and Georgie. So he's telling her in the car,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to go and learn how to dance the Horror.
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  Speaker 1: It won't matter if you wear the shorts. If you
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  Speaker 1: know the horror. It won't matter if you wear a
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  Speaker 1: dumb outfit to go hunting.
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  Speaker 3: You know the horror.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if your boobs are out, if you
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  Speaker 1: know the horror.
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  Speaker 2: And she was like, stop it being rude.
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  Speaker 1: Stop, and she goes, I'm excited to do this because
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  Speaker 1: dance was my minor in college.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go. Who knew? Did we know that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think she was like a theater and dance major.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, they've always been entertainers. Really, where have you been?
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  Speaker 2: Well, when Tom, her boyfriend, the British boyfriend, would go
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: salsa dancing, and he would salsa dance in front of her,
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  Speaker 2: she did not like that. But then now she says
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  Speaker 2: she knows how to salsa dance.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe he's the one who taught her. Just off camera.
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  Speaker 1: She wasn't so top heavy then, so she seems like
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  Speaker 1: she could have salsa danced.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So Stacey and Florian arrived to the dance class.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: It's like they came right from the airport.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh. They looked ginto They.
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  Speaker 1: Look too good to come right from the airport.
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  Speaker 2: You know, well, you know, Darcy does the airport bathroom
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: freshen up? So maybe Stacy has a better plan. Go
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: to a lounge or something at there.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Florian didn't talk enough in this episode, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: we like for him to just make commentary. Yeah we
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: need we need more commentary from Floria. It's like, hey girl,
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  Speaker 1: same outfit, Yeah you too, Yeah you look snat she
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: looked great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you dance.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: So Stacey goes, I hope everything's good here, hope you're
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: being nice, Georgie. He goes, yeah, I'm fine, and he goes,
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: but you know, wherever Darcy goes, there's drama. And she's like, okay,
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: so the talking head, Stacy and Flora are Stady there
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: and Stacy looks great. She's way less glam than Darcy
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Dorsy geez, she's way less grand than Darcy.
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  Speaker 2: She looks good.
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  Speaker 1: And she says, you know, I'm here, I'm here to
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: support my sister, you know.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Georgie, he sounds always great, that always great. I was
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: just on a show about therapy. But it's fine, yeah, fine,
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  Speaker 2: dancing is nuts.
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  Speaker 1: And at some point Stacy just breaks into talking. So
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: hold hands go in the circle to the left, to
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  Speaker 1: the right.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: Did you There was one part though, where she says,
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: me and Stacey gotten crazy stuff in our fifty years
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: fifty years. Oh yeah, what's the craziest thing you've ever done? Paarasailing, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: who was?
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: It goes, that's not so crazy, it's just but we're
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: finish sharks.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Then he goes, the sharks weren'tway from you. They saw you.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: You scare sharks. That that great love. That.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: So the next morning and now they've moved to a hotel,
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: it seems, but they're in bed and she's like, today's
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: our anniversary party.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Ooh, you have coffee breath.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: You have some of that coffee and she tastes it,
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: but it's like that it's like all the grounds it
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: looked disgusting.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: It's like because even he puts it in his mouth,
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: it's like it's like I have the consistency of like tar.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like little hunks of stuff in his mouth and
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: it's gross and she can't get out of her mouth.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: But she also can't get the water bottle in her
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: mouth because of her lips. And she goes, I need
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: you to go and get my wedding dress and your
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: tuck's from Stacy, and she says the that Stacy brought
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: them for her so that she could, you know, be
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: back at her wedding clothes so everybody could see.
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  Speaker 2: And she she says, the dresses. Oh cood, Door, I'm
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: back to myself, okay, Door. Darcy.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, really did that come from?
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  Speaker 2: Like Christian?
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: Your Christian, Sirian? Im with that dress?
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Really really so?
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  Speaker 1: And then talking, Natty says, this is the thing she
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: really posted. He says, uh, this dress that makes me uncomfortable. Uh.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: And she's had all this time to figure out what
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: to wear.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: And she's like, hello, Georgie's parrot and he sticks his
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: fingers out, like the nipples are two fingers going in
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: all directions.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. It's much like Stevie and Maddie when they went
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: to that burlesque show in New Orleans and that lady's
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  Speaker 2: boobs were.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: Helic She can make them go in different directions. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty impressive. And he goes, it makes no sense
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  Speaker 1: why she have her boobs out like this. But I
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: give up this argument now. By the way, I felt
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: her boobs were pretty covered up in this dress. I
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: felt the dress fit her way better than a lot
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  Speaker 1: of what she wears.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the bar's very low and this is Bulgaria,
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  Speaker 2: And right away his mom goes, are you cold? Yeah?
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: She's like, what what's happening? Are you?
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: And he goes, makes those sense?
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: But I give up. I give up.
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  Speaker 3: Sacy and Florian arrived. They look great.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: Stacy's all covered, you know.
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  Speaker 3: They arrive at the venue.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh my gosh, look this VENEO.
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  Speaker 3: It's so nice. And as she walks in.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: The lady I don't know what what her role is,
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  Speaker 1: but she's stopped there in traditional clothing and they stop
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  Speaker 1: her and she puts a red veil on her and she's.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Going, thank you, beautiful, thank you about this, thank you?
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  Speaker 3: And I talking head.
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  Speaker 1: She has him look it up because he goes, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it means. And the red veil means
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: protection from evil eye and bad spirits.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: She's like, I love it. I'm protected.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: He goes, do why nobody protected me?
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: So? I think it was really pretty looking though?
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  Speaker 1: It was really interesting, right, yeah, very cool Floriae and says,
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  Speaker 1: walk in is dead quiet and they're like, hi.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, do we sit here? What's going on? Are
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: we quiet?
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  Speaker 1: She's like, nobody speaks to us, nobody tells us where
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  Speaker 1: to sit. It's like, do they think I'm actually Darcy
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: and I'm coming in with another guy like that.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: It was weird, so funny, yeah, but it was definitely
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: quiet in there.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: It was weird it maybe and maybe they thought if
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: productions around, we have to be totally quiet. We're not
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: allowed to talk or something, you know.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Right, or they just haven't started drinking yet, right, because
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: that's I think. In Indian weddings, don't the brides wear red?
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm jumping backwards. Don't they wear red? They
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: do wear red? Luck or in China also yes.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, okay, sorry, it's yeah, it's very the things
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: that we've learned, the things.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: That we've learned the learning channel suck it we TV.
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  Speaker 2: So Darcy walks in.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: She's wearing the red veil and a flower crown and
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: it's really beautiful. I think it looks really cool. And
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: they're going to cross the white cloth and kick the
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: bucket of water. But you have to like kick the
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: water so that the she's just kicking the bucket, it's
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: just moving and he wants to you have to kick
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: it over.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: She can into a high kick in that dress too snatched,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: too snatched, snatched, And.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: It's because the water your your marriage should flow like
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: the water. And then they do something about crossing the
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: ribbons and now you can kiss your lady and they
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: applaud and they say, now the father pours the wine,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: and the father pours the wine and blesses the wedding,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: and you're to have as many blessings as there are
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: grapes that took to make this wine.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: It's all very cool, pretty cool.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Loved it.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: So the mom comes up and goes, oh, you look
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: really pretty sure, mom, how you doing. You look great
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: in your business casual suit, in your mullet.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Amazing. And that's when the mom.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Goes, are you cold, and like touches starm, like.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: She's like, no, not cold.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: So the parents say, you know, all of our family
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: showed up. It made this very special. We're so glad
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: everyone's here. But they're just so like, everyone showed up.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: It's very special.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: This is blessed day. Yeah.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Amen.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: So they have cake, they kiss, everybody claps and they're
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: really getting it, like they're really kissing in front of everybody.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Oh no, there, I think there was tongue and he
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: was initiating it. Yeah, he was into it. It's always
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: nice when there when the groom actually looks like he
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: is attracted to the wife, when it doesn't always happen
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: with this couple, particularly.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: No Or her twin sister, and the talking head. Stacy
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: and Florida are like, wow, Wow, he's being so great.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: He's really coming out of a shell. And Florae goes, yeah,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: like Miami, he in closet he closed and never opened.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: But now he's like, hello, first time meeting each other,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: and he looks like a closet thing.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: He's like, it's really great.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Everybody dances, and at one point mom and dad go
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: they look very beautiful and dressed like young people.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what was that she.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: And the talking head Georgie goes, maybe Darcy, she enjoyed
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: my family's wine too much. Now, yeah, she's hammered. So
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: she's got on like her wedding dress and then these
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: like sparkly combs in her hair. But then she and
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: then she has the crown on and it's all synthetic hair.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: So when she pulls the crown off, her hair looks
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: like she's maybe running the wat whacker and she's hammered.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. She switched over to slippers and which I
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: would do. Yeah, it was good.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: And then she's going.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Get on fifty. Fifty was secretly fifty, and Stacy goes
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: secretly secretly and she goes.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Getting old, getting old.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: It is in a good way. It's a good way, Georgie.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: And Stacey goes looks it, says to Florian, oh, no,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: here we go, and he goes.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Darcy, you'd be having fun and good way
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: over there, be having fun.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Be nice, Darcy. And then Stacey goes, you know, we
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: have to go. Let's go.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: So she goes to get her right. So she goes
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: over to say goodbye to everyone and thank you for
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: the party. She's like, daddy and momy, No, god.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: No, these people are not daddy and mommy.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: No, never have been, not even when they had an infant.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: And they all walk off with Darcy and her slippers
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: and Florian is like holding her train and in the
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: car she goes, I don't feel good. I don't feel good,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: and they're all like, oh, she's gonna puke, and she
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: just leans right out of the door and we get
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: to see all of it, and we he like.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: You didn't you didn't shoot any of your food. You
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: didn't have any of that.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: She's like, shut up. She's like, I don't know, it's
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: all it's all liquid. She's like stop it, George. She's like,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. And then Stacy is like unimpressed
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: with his behavior. Well, she goes he's she's really sick.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: He didn't even try to hold her hair. He's making
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: making jokes. He should be supporting her holding her hair.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: You were holding the back and she he was holding
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: the top. But he didn't really look like he wanted
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: to hold her hair.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: But but he was drunk and making jokes.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't think it was that bad, Stacey.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I thought it wasn't like she was like in the
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: hospital with an abdominal aneurism.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's right right, Like she's the one causing
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: a scene by vomiting outside of this venue.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: And god, can you imagine if the people were leaving
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: the venue and came out and your bride like leaning
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: out vomiting, like yeah, red all over the sidewalk.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, like like a bloody wedding. It's
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: just the red wedding all over again. Yeah. No, I
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: thought she was being fine. Yeah. How many times has
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: he seen her drunk and puking, like every time he's
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: supposed to be like concerned and gentle. No, that gets
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: old the fiftieth time that this has happened.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, I agree. She's tiny and she can't
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: be drinking that wine not eating any food, and no
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: that's the end of them. But it was very funny.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Now it's always a good wedding that ends with the
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up, shut the fuck.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Up as the bride is puking.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, started off so pretty, Jasmine Gino and Matt Matt
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: is is Spanish.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Now, were you aware?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I ai i yai yai, I mean seal he is,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: he is Daisy Arnez, he is Ricky, he's playing bongos.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: He might be Cuban. I don't know what's happening, just
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: full Spanish accent. Now, yeah, oh, Jasmine, you're in some trouble.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And I forgot what he said to what he would
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: say to Lucy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would go, oh Lucy, you're in trouble. Yes,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: that's what he would say something like that. You guys,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: even we're not old enough to have watched that. I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: mean I did watch it on TBS, yes, yes.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: So there on the beach, and she wants to spray
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: tan spray suntan lotion on the baby, which now she
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: has a little baby bump. And he says, a yeah, yai,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: I wrote because he's little. You know. Now, she says,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I don't recall my boobs being so big, and he
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: says me neither, and he starts grabbing his own boobs.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I think he thinks he's gaining weight. They haven't lifted
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: in a while. He's your eechte. And she's bitching about
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Michigan and how it's such a depressing place and she
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: loves being on the beach in the suntan and she says,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: my belly, it stops me from seeing my thing down there.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I miss her. I don't even know if I've shaved
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: her correctly. I'm going to need your help. Welcome to
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: the party, Jasmine. It's called a fupa and it's great.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: And I don't you got to get a mirror or something.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: She said, I need to get a mirror. Yeah yeah.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: So Matt says, this isn't how my thought my life
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: would go. I come from a very conservative Christian family,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: so I have not told them about how I knocked
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: out a pregnant lady who was in open marriage at
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: the time. I'm sorry, knocked up a married lady.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Knocking up a pregnant lady would be something something.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: And he was doing an open marriage. And he's she's
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: been living with him in sin. There's lots of things
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: that you have done that his family does know about.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Then he pulls out some ribs in a ziploc bag.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Were they cold or were they heated?
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Were they chicken wings?
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Were they ribs? He said, ribs? But and she says no, Matt,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: the baby is vegan. And Matt says it needs meat,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: and she says it could be a she, because he
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: says she he needs meat to be strong, and she
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: says she could be a she. And he says, please
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: eat the meat, and she's like, I have not eaten
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: me in twelve years. But she kind of licks it
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: for a while like a like it's a lollipop, and
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: then she just starts devouring it with so all over
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: her face, like a coyote who has been starving and
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: found a plane full of victims to eat, like in
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: the andes like just it's just sauce all on her
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: the tip of her nose and her. She just says
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: she went full meat barbecue fanatic in two seconds.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: They that once she started to eat it and realized
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: it was messy, she's like, oh, this will be a
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: funny moment.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna oh for sure, yea percent. She
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: knows comedy. Yeah. So she says, once this carnivor is
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: out of my body, I am vegan again. And Matt says, well, no,
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: you you have to breastfeed him, so you have to
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: keep eating meat and he has to grow up strong.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: And she says, well, I've never breastfed before and I
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: won't do it. Have you seen these knockers? Yeah, I
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: can't know. And she says, the baby is moving. To me,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know anything about babies. It felt like too soon.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: When did they start moving?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: No, when you're showing like that the baby is moving. Oh,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: she looks like yeah, she looks like she's like six
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: months pregnant.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what to me, it looked like four or something like.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: It was not that big. It was me. It was
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: like a normal skinny person after a meal or me
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: all the time.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: No, it was you know, it was bigger than that
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: you think.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: So okay, See, I don't know anything about babies, so
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: this is all just guessing. So she's like, the baby's moving,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: and Matt says, I can't wait to see the ultrasound,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: see if it's a boy or a girl, and she's like,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I only care if it's healthy. And he makes some
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: dumb jokes and she's like, gets annoyed at his coping mechanism.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: That is just dumb jokes. I don't think they're jokes.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I think he's just that dumb, and I think I
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: don't think I again, is he a trainer? Does he
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: work in it? We do. I thought he was a
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: trainer at one point, but then I thought he had
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: some other job. So yeah, I think he has a
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: real job and we could look it up. And I
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: don't feel like it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: But you know, she's her thing that she's been posting
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: lately is about her hoarding problem or like messiness problem,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: and today she posted like a like all their like apartment,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: how messy it was, and how like she's trying to
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: do her reset.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: She's trying to clean up and like you know, when she's.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Like depressed and her brain was depressed, so her place
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: was messy and she's trying to so that's an interesting
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: twist A.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Lot, so she posts a lot. Also, thank you for
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: the listener who sent the shaved head Jasmine, I knew,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I did not imagine it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but now she's got hair, so I don't understand
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: what is time.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Someone said she said she had lice and that's why
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: she had to shave her head. Where are you getting lce?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Your children live in Panama.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Their country. Do adults just get lice if they're not
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: around children.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening there.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I guess you could, but I thought it usually came
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: from children. Yeah, children usually passed in prison. Prison. I've
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: heard of Life's out she has in prison. She has
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: either an in prison. But then she's also been doing
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of posting about why she can't go visit
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: her kids because there's some lead law reason. It's law,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: so law will tell us. Everything will be revealed why
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: she can't visit her children. So, okay, I'd like to
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: hear it. I would love to hear it. So she says,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: with sauce all over her face, I'm in a bad situation.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: We didn't plan this. My family doesn't know anything, so
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: they're both hiding this all from their family. My family
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: doesn't know about the open marriage, about Matt, about the baby.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: They don't even believe in divorce, so they definitely don't
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: know that I'm separated from Geno. And she says it
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: makes me so sad as she shoves this animal carcass
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: into her huge lips. Wasn't she married to one of
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: the baby daddy's Yes, I want to say, yes.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too. She's got two different fathers
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: of those boys.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Let's be real, if your family has traditional values, you've
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: failed them a long time ago, Jasmine. This is maybe
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: because the chip of the iceberg got You're right your
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: behavior on television.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Ooh ooh.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: So he tells her to relax, which women love, and
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: she's like, I'm cranky, and he's like, damn, what did
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I do? She used to be nice member when we
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: had sex all the time and it was fun. And
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: now I understand Gino's problem. So they go to the ultrasound.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: She's wearing like a flower crochet woodstock outfit and the
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: woman at the front is named Gina, and Jazz like,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: get out of here. That's my husband's name. I mean, well,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: he's kind of my husband. His name's Gino, but this
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: is Matt. This isn't my husband. We're in an open marriage.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Did you know? Can I explain all this to you?
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: And the lady's like, okay.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: The ladies like Gina is a pretty common name. I
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: wonder if Jasmine did not know that Gina is a
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: common name, common name.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Uh. So she's like, that's a sign, Matt, if we
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: have a girl, it's gonna be named Gina. He's like,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: and she's gonna be bald, and she's gonna talk with
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: a Michigan accent, and she's gonna wear a bag backers
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: baseball cave all the time, and she's gonna want her
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: toes sucked and they're gonna be all cheesy. So Matt's like,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Matt wants a boy, and he's like, it has to
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: be a boy. And she's like, you're gonna be disappointed
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: if it's a girl, and he goes aye, yeah, yeah,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: oh it does me.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: So the baby is as big as a papaya and
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: that's her favorite fruit. But that doesn't mean she's gonna
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: eat my baby. Nah. She's be hamming it up big
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: time in this episode, and with these so horrible hair
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: clips in terrible. The little they're the little nineties Claires,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: like like four of.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Them, four of them.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very strange. So Matt says, maybe the baby
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: will have your features, like your big eyes. She says, Matt,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: these are not my eyes. I had surgery, and he goes, well,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: your teeth, and she's like, these are not my teeth.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: All of this is not God made. We know that clearly.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: God would never do that to a person. I was
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: not born like this. No one is born with perfect
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: eyebrows like this. And she says, if my baby is
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: born with my face, I will have them have surgery.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I will pay for it when they're a teenager or
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: lee whatever. The legal age to have surgery is ten
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: years old, whatever, I will make the surgery. I'm just kidding.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I would never do that. I'm being so funny in
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: this episode, aren't I.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: She's really hamming it up like she's good for her,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: good good.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: For you, or I think she's like, I am so
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: unlikable this season. I need to really be funny in
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: my interviews.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: So then she starts picking dirt out of her belly
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: button and smearing it on his white pants. I'm sure
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: you loved that.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: She's discussing God.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: So Matt says, I want a boy because I understand
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: boy stuff and a boy. The baby moves around a
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: lot like a hyper boy, and a bet it's a boy.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: And I was like, Matt, you're not that bright. Just
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: you have no idea, you know less about this than
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I do. And so they're doing the ultrasound and he goes, aye, yeah, yeah,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: number three, and Jasmin goes, I'm just trying to think
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: what do I want. Do I want a boy or
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: do I want a girl? And I was like, you
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: have two boys.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: You have two boys, and also just wishing it and
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: talking about it is not going to change, but is
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: already changing.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Growing.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's like blowing out birthday candles. Yeah. Also, just
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: just stop pretending your boys do not exist. Also, as
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: my dad pointed out last season, she wanted to go
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: back because her mom has had cancer or something.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: No, that storyline's ever She's fine now.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, she's fine now. So she's it's looks like a
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: weird alien because it's like the three D, you know,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: and Matt's just like baffled, and Jasmine goes, I love
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Matt is always full of dumb jokes and doesn't take
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: things seriously. And look at him. He's almost crying and
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: we look and he's like not at all, almost crying.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: He's like he's just always dumb face. So they are
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: finding out the gender, and she says, Matt promised me whatever,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever it is, you will love it. And
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: he goes, yeah, whatever, and he's shaking his leg like
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: he's so nervous, like why is this such a big deal.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I hate this. I get genders just like construct, but whatever.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I don't have kids, so the whole thing is weird
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: to me. Let's go look at our kids' private parts.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: So the tech says, do you see anything sticking out?
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: She's so very weird for a professional in the medical
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: fields or whatever.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Because she can hear he said it twenty six times
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: and just wants a boy.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Can you see something sticking out? No? He's like, no,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: it's a girl. And Matt says, oh my god, aye, yeah, yeah,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: my hair is gonna fall out. And I was like, oh,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: you'll be just like Gino then oh, right with his
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: depends and everything. So Jasmine says, I've always wanted a
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: girl to do pageants. With and she'll be the next
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: you Miss USA slash Panama. She'll represent both cultures and
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. The last time she did a pageant
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: that did not go well. So Jasmine says, are you happy, Matt,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: And he's like, uh, okay, I guess we're gonna have
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: a tomboy and she says no, it's gonna be feminine
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: like me, and Matt says a hot race car driver,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: and she's like Matt and he goes, ah, yeah, yeah,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: And then Jasmine says, you're gonna love her. Just wait,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: you're gonna fall in love with this girl. And he says,
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know about fingernail painting and dolls and te
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: t Do they earn tea or something? I don't Are
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: you supposed to walk them? He says, are you supposed
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: to walk them?
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Does he think they're having a puppy?
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I think you think it's a puppy. Yeah, you go
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: to the litter and you pick one out, and he
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: thought it was a girl. He thought they Yeah, So
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: he says, my first round pick, my first round pick
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: is a girl draft and he says we'll have to
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: have another one to get a boy. And she's like, what, No,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: this was an accident. No more kids for me. One
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: is enough? Three, three is enough? Three yeah, And Matt
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: keeps staring at the ultrasound photos, like looking for a penis,
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: and he says, I don't want a girl from my
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: first kid. It's way too much work. A boy is easy.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I can make him do dishes and teach him to
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: fix things, and I can't do a girl. You can't
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: make a girl do anything. She'll cry and I'll spoil her.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna annoy you into having another kid, and
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: she's like no, and he says, just you wait. I'm
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: gonna keep pestering you until you decide to have another kid,
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: and we'll try for a boy.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: This is horrible.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I had this one yet, just she hadn't even had
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: a chance like absorb the news and be so happy.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: And be so happy. And so she's like, dude, you're
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: lucky that you're having one from me. This was not planned,
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: this was an accident. Be grateful for this one. And
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: she goes, it's just you have this stupid mentality about
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: what it means to have a girl, and she's like,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: why are men like this? You're so fucking stupid. And
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: he's like, don't cuss, don't cuss.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now he cares. He's going yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. He didn't care when she was throwing fists
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: at the Dana's birth birthday party. But now he's like,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: don't cuss. So she's pissed because he's happy and she's
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: having her first girl and he's being a jerk. And
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: then he goes, ah, yeah, yeai, cringey.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: It's so cringey.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: It was so weird because when they were in the
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: carriage ride, that's when the mama started a lot. Well
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: it started maybe in the gym. He said it once
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: or twice in the gym, and then it became more
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, is this his new thing?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: He's calling her mama because she's Latina. And then now
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: it's ay YAYI. What will it be next week? Uh?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: It better be I ay those meal Oh y'all.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: What's the hardest thing about hitting your protein goals? For me,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: it's breakfast. I'm always trying to figure out a protein
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: packed breakfast because there's so many days when I know
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to grab lunch. So
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: let me tell you tropical smoothie cafe helps me hit
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: that protein goal every morning while staying on tropic time.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: At Tropical Smoothie Cafe, it's super easy, breezy to get
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: your morning protein. My favorite part is you can order
• 37:20
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• 37:22
  Speaker 1: online and you grab your high protein SIPs and bites
• 37:25
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• 37:28
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• 37:31
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• 37:34
  Speaker 1: add more good vibes to your smoothie. You can do almonds, spinach, kalechis, ginger,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: or supplements like Energizer. My personal favorite is the Sausage,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: egg and Cheese Dia, but there are also amazing choices
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: like Peebee Protein crunch Bowl, the mixed berried Greek yogurt bowl,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: or the All American rap You guys, On the way
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: home from the beach, we stopped at Tropical Smoothie in
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: North Carolina and I got two of those sausage, egg
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: and cheese dias for me and my son.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: We loved them.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: It's just so good.
• 38:02
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• 38:08
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• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Smoothie Cafe. You're on tropic time now, Okay, So we'll
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: move on to our our triplet situation. Andre Libby, Jovi, Yara, Lauren,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: and Alexi. Now what I was trying to figure out,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, if Giermo and Kara make a trip
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: to Florida, because Jasmine is now in Florida and Julia
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: and Brandon just went to Florida, that'll be the whole
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: best mm hmmm, Yeah, what.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Isn't about Florida? Well, I know what it is about Florida,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: ye that draws the ninety day ers there.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: So Lauren, Lauren and Yara are going to go to
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: a place to get these hair masks. Lauren never seems
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: to have on a stitch of makeup. I admire that, actually,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, so they're going to a place to get
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: hair mask and Yara is like, gosh, I don't even
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: know what happened at my puppy accessory party. She goes
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: there was a lot of yelling, and Lauren goes, yeah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: that shouldn't have happened at your party, like, I'm so sorry.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: People shouldn't have been yelling, and the talking to head
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Yar goes, I want to chat with Lauren to fix it,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: because I have to prove to Jovie I have a
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: support system in Miami or he's going to make me
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: go back to Louisiana and I do not want to
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: go to there. So Yara is asking Lauren like who
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: provoked it? Like what started this argument? And Lauren goes, okay, well,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth said, Elizabeth said you think my husband's a horrible person,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: But apparently you said I think Andre is a horrible person.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: And I never said that, Like we can all agree
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: he's a dick, like we've said it a million times now,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: but I never said horrible person. And r goes, uh, no,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that. She goes, now Noga said that.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Noga screamed it your friend. She goes, but I can't
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: believe we're still talking. This is some stupid, fucking high
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: school shit, like this is crazy, and then the talking
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: head Yard goes um hmm. She goes, I don't want
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: to make excuses for my english, so I don't Oh, gosh,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure exactly what I said. Maybe I said
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Lauren said it, but I thought maybe somebody else said it.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: And even if I did say it, I'm sorry I
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: said it. I don't recall saying it. I don't like
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: to make drama, but I also don't want to be
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: a liar. So maybe I did say it in some
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: kind of a way. Maybe I said it, but I
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: just don't know.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like this is talking to hooker cooker, was
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: it Hooker? Are you a cooker?
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: So and then your goes. I just have to tell you, like,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I don't want to be the ones
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: starting any drama. And I really don't think I.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Said it, but I think they're probably gonna roll the
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: tape on her and show that she did. I feel
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: like they would have by now, don't you think if
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: there was footage or they're waiting for the reunion? Yeah? Maybe,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: oh maybe it'll be like Rob and Jennifer having sex.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: So Lauren says, the issue the issue is is that
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Libby said to my husband, you body shamed your wife,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: and you know, I feel really betrayed by my friend
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: about that, And y'all goes oh my god, Ya, that
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: was really bad, and I really hope we can all
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: make it better. And Lauren goes, I don't know the
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: lines were crossed and her, you know, repeating something like
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: that's really shady and that's not something a friend would do.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: She also said, when you asked for an apology, she said,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: I think your husband emotionally abuses you. M m yeah
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: on television.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Libby like double down, she said, your husband body
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: shames you and is abusive.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but I hope we can make up. Yeah, exactly.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: In the talking head, Lauren goes, you know, it really
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: was a girl code line that Libby crossed with me,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: and I just don't know if I forgive heright now.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: In this talking head, top Races are off? Oh bottom
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: race is still there? Top Races off?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Interesting talking head, Yara says, oh my god, us girls
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: are so different from Ukrainian girls. Ukrainian girls will fight,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: pull your hair out and then they forget about it.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: But us girls, we don't talk.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Nobody talks, and I gotta find a way for us
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: to reset and start fresh. I just want peace on
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Earth and also don't want to go back to Louisiana exactly.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: That's really what this that's really what it is. She
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: just needs to find Jophie some friends. Jofie doesn't care
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: if she has a support system. He is bored because
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: he doesn't have his boys to go out to the
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: strip clubs and the farmers do well. So just find
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: him some friends. Florida and Georgie will be the lad
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: to take him. Mm hmm.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: So Jovi and Yara are looking at ski gear and
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: she puts on like this hot peak outfit and she's like,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: oh my god, this is so good.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: She's like posy in the mirror with it.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: It sound like that Zoe Saldana commercial for the phones
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: that aired way too much. And she's in a zip
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: up and she just trying on ski stuff and then
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: her phone, her image in the mirror starts talking to her.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know it was triggering because I hate that commercial.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I know what you're talking.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I can't picture, but I know what you're talking about
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: because Zoe's Aldana and the ski.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Anyway, she's doing what Yard does.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Look at me, it looks so good.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: She's posing, she does.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: She looks like a Barbie.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: She looks amazing.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: So she facetimes Libby is also wearing pink. She's like,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: oh my god, it's meant to be. We're talking to
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: each other. So she says, listen, I want to go
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: on a ski trip to Lake Placid because this is
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: now a housewive show and all the couples should come.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: We'll have all fun and no negativity. And so they're like,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe maybe yeah, And in the talking
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: head she said she grew up in a ski town
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: and she loves skiing, and she loves to be in
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: a ski town with hot wine and hopes they.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Can have fun.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, that doesn't sound very good, but whatever.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Libby goes, look, I really want to go, but things
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: are old wine and mold wine.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I guess it's like hot, yeah.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Clothes and stuff in it sounds cross to me. Sounds
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: like something Darcy would throw up out of a wedding van.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: That's what it looked like.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Lebby goes, look, I really want to go, but think
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: it's her tense right now with the situation with Lauren,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: and goes, no, you have to come. Someone's bothering you.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: You just ignore them and we can ski and we
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: drink wine. I was like, I don't think that if
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: there's six of you in a house, I don't think
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: that's gonna work.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: No, No, you need like five other couples, and none
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: of them are Noga. And also it's not like just
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: the girls are going to be there, Andree and Alexi
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: don't like each other right now, and for Jovi is
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: going to be punching bag.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: He can't get in the middle.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: He's tiny. No, he's a little mama's boy. And Andre
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: doesn't expect doesn't respect him. So this could be a
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: disaster and.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: We're here for it.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: So I can't wait.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Lubis says to your well, are you and Jovie in
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: a good place? Isn't he like right there? Isn't he
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: just like walking around the door.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, I'm going to talk about my marriage
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: with all the salespeople around and my husband he's right there.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: She goes, well, you know, Jovie, he wants to go
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: back to Louisiana. But I don't want it. I don't
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: want to go back there. She goes, Mila and I
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: we both we love Miami. We're Miami people. So Lebby goes, Okay,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: let me go talk to Andre about the ski strip
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: and I'll get back to you. I was like, she
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: sometimes she does it, sometimes she doesn't.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah she did it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Let me go talk to Andre about the ski trip
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and I'll get back to you. So she has to
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: talk to her man and to get permission about the
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: ski trup.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: So I assume they're all going to go.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: It really would be great if the whole cast went
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: except for Carrett and Guiirmo.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because did you like that reunion where
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: they were all living in the house together? Yeah, okay,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: super I really what I really loved the most was
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: was name I liked Emily, Emily super pregnant, and like,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: I can't move, bring the drama over here so I
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: can listen like us.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: She'd be like, well, it sounds like something's going on
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen, so I'm just gonna waddle into the kitchen.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: You know. That was my favorite.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: All right, let's end with Brandon and Julia Betty and
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Ron and whatever the parents' names are.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, it is so tense after the worst wedding reception ever,
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: when Brandon ruined the mood and Ron told Betty to
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: shut up, but love it. That was the best. Brandon
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: and Julia are at a garden with her parents eating
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: ice cream, and they start talking in front of Brandon
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: in Russian about how Brandon and Julia need to resolve
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: their issues, and he's like, what, what's happening And the
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: mom says, do you fight like that a lot? And
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, we do have some fights. And the
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: dad igor says, I'll try to change Julia. I'll try
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: to get her to change her mind about having kids.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: You're as the dad, okay, And then the mom is like,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: will help if we're needed, and she's I think she's
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: making a mistake.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I think she would love to move there and be
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: with Julia. But I think dad, it's fine where he is.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Brandon apologizes to them in Russian very poorly
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: for starting the fight after the wedding, and Julia says,
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: we thought the wedding could be a fresh start for
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: us to reconnect and come together, you know, and then
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: we could have a kid. That's what she was thinking,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: and he was thinking. They're at the honeymoon making a baby.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: So they didn't really discuss this. So they're back at
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: their house. Julia apparently stole toilet paper and coffee from
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: the hotel room.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: That was Larzia, It's like, what else do you have
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: in there? Said nothing?
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: No?
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: And then he goes, is this coffee?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Is this an ashtray? We don't even smoke.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Is this a lamp?
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: What did you do?
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: So he is like, she got what she wants from
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: the compromise. Her parents came, and I just want the baby.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: They're like fully trading. They're human trafficking, like me, are
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: trading your parents for this little baby? That was our deal.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: So Julia now has this new idea about traveling. She
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: wants to travel and see beautiful places like who knows
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: the jungle needs the jungle cruise. She trying to say,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: to go on a safari. Yeah, I don't know, I
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: do not know, or like South America like that sort
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: of jungle and so no idea. So but but she
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: wants to do that before they have a kid. Now,
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: he says, I think he thinks this is another way
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: of delaying the process. It is, but and it probably is.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: But in her mind again, like we fight all the time,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: we're at the brink of divorce. We shouldn't have a
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: kid to fix the marriage. We should fix ourselves. But
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: they maybe should fix it in real life and not
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: on vacation, or maybe vacation will be the spark they need.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know. So vacation is one thing she's talking
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: about going for months, months, like getting like I don't know,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: renting out the house and just leaving. So he says
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: that's a fantasy. We have bills to pay, and she's like,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: let's not discuss this in front of my parents, and
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: he says they're always here, and I was like, really,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Brando a really hot calling kettle.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: So she says, when's the last time you took me
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: on a date? And he goes, I thought we were
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: past that. No, that's part of the issue, Like she
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: just wants your relationship to be So he takes her
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: on a little date to a spur of the moment
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: county fair type place and they win stuffed animals and
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: they get funnel cake and they put globs of red
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: goo on it that I thought was ketchup, but I
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: think it was fruit, like maybe a strawberry gel compote.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, No, the funnel keke alone is what
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: you need.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So she's like, is this welcome to diabetes? And
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: he says, And so they're eating and she's like, this
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: is nice, and she says, this is what I want,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: like us together alone, having romance. And you know if
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: we had kids, wouldn't have time for a spontaneous date.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Well you could like have a Betty and Ron watch
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: the kids. I'm sure they would move in and be
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: a nanny. So she says she'd like sleep under the crib.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Betty's like literally the hand that rocks the cradle and
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: it's just Betty crawling out of the under the crib
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: like Gollum and just being like precious.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: So she says, I think we've been so stressed. We
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: just need time for us. And then I will agree
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: to the surgery. When your phone is dying, you need
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: to recharge it. I am phone. I hear you, Julia.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: I am phone all the time. So it's twenty twenty five,
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: we are all phone. So he's like, I'm just worried
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: you're going to keep pushing it off forever and ever.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: But she's not happy. That's what Brandon does to get like,
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: did Ron never teach him happy wife? Happy? We life?
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Like Ron does everything to make Betty happy, So Brandon
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: should want Julia to be happy. And it's really like
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: happy mom, happy life. The mom has to be happy,
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: want to have children. You can't push a child on
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: a woman who is so miserable in her life and
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: her marriage right now. Like, that's not the time to
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: push a child on someone.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I think they could, they could compromise it said, it's like,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go for six months and go to Europe
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: and too, I think they'll go, We're going to go
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: on a two week cruise or something, you know what
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, they can see everything.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know. They just going for a long time
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: makes no sense.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: But I think she needs to see sustainable like action
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: from him, like less fighting, less involvement from the parents,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: more happy times in their house for a sustainable amount
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: of time, and then she could bring a child into it.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Parents, So the parents are a good point. Yeah, getting
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: away from this.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So he's like, I guess we could use some
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: times to reconnect, but we can't just go. We need money,
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: we need savings. It's irresponsible, but maybe she just wants
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: one less hurrah before kids. We'd have to make a
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: sacrifice somewhere. So now her parents are leaving, they're all sad.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Julia hopes they'll come back to visit that was a
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: very short trip. And Julia says, my mom cleans, I'm
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: going to miss her cleaning and brand It's like you
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: could clean and feel like your mom is here, and
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: she's like, no, I hate cleaning. So first they're going
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: to they're going to go to New York for a
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: few days where Brandon won't know any of the landmarks
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: to teach them. But then yeah, first they're going to
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: stop at the farm to say goodbye to Ron and Mullet,
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: and Julia says, first, sit down, I want to tell
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: you guys that Brandon and I talked and we want
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: to take a long trip. And Dad says, what do
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: you have the money to take a long trip? And
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Julia says, we're going to have to sell the apartment
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: in Russia. So apparently she has an apartment in Russia
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: and Brandon. She says this in front of Brandon, and
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Brandon's like what. Dad says, that apartment is your plan
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: B in case you leave lesbian elf on the shelf
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: over there, and he's saying all this in Russian and
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Brandon's like, what does he say and Julia goes he says,
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: it's my plan B. In case I leave you lesbian
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: elf on the shelf and Julia He's like, what, And
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Julia says, they've been here for a month now they
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: see how much we fight, and they're concerned about our
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: marriage and they want me to keep my Plan B.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: And Brandon's like, we should be committed to making it
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: work and not having a plan B. So apparently she
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: bought this apartment ten years ago before she met Brandon.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: She says, having a plan B is very common in Russian.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: But I'm showing you how committed I am to you
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: because I'm willing to sell it. And he goes, I
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: guess that's sweet in a weird way, and the mom says,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: it's you are thirty. When you're twenty, you can be
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: young in travel, but thirty you have to settle down.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Thirty decrepit. And dad says, we thought when we were
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: coming here things would be great, because Julia said things
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: were great, and now we're finding out they have all
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: these problems. And mom says, I am devastated. But they
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: should have their own life and I have mine and
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: they shouldn't mix. Oh, but so she really like tries
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: to stay separate. It's she's on the opposite of Betty. Yeah, opposite.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: So they drive to the farm and right away Betty
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: is like, you were a little tense at the wedding.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Are you better now? And Julia says, yeah, Brandon took
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: me on a date. And Brandon says, we've decided that
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: we've been so stressed and we need to reconnect and
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: we want to travel. He's doing all the talking points
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: that Julia taught him.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: But wait, did you not see the trio that we
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: love Brandon Igor and Ron? When they were walking it
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: was all wet and n and Ron's like, like he's swimming.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: They would be so cute together. I swear at the
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: two dads, my dad dads.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: The dad was being very fun because he's like, you
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: got to go out here and have another dramatic scene.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: May as well got to make it funny for a minute.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: You're gonna do a pantomime jokee mime walking in wind
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: and so he uh, Brandon's like, we are going to
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: go on a trip and reconnect. And Betty's like, how
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: long have you discussed this? Can you afford this? How
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: much is this gonna cost? We haven't even talked about this.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: She's literally just freaking out. Just she spirals instantly, and
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Brandon says, well, we can get all this out of
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: our system and then we can have kids. And Betty goes,
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: this is irresponsible. You're gonna lilly guig around Europe and
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: spend all your money and that'll add more stress to
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: your marriage. I do see your point, but and Julia's
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: parents agree, but Julie is like, it's our decision, and
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Ron says, reality is like here, you have to come
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: back to reality. You have to work, you have to
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: be you know, pay for your house, you have to
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: be with each other in real life. This trip isn't
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: going to solve all your problems. And if your relationship
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: can't survive in real life, but it can only survive
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: when you're on vacation, that's not a good sign. Although
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: you guys won't be on the vacation and that's one
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: of the major stressers.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: So all four parents are not on board. Yeah, all
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: four parents.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And they're like, Brandon, you're just going along to
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: make Julia happy. And Brandon, of course, his opinion flows
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: like the wind and whatever whatever person is talking to
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: him at that moment, and so he goes, they make
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: some good points Julia, mommy is making some good points,
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: and she goes, what's more important? What I want or
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: good points? And Julia's like, Brandon, what do you think?
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: What do you think? And he's like, I don't know,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: and she's like he doesn't know.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: He doesn't know what he thinks.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: He has no opinions besides what his parents tell him. Yeah,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: and then Julia can get in there for like a
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: few minutes, but then they creep back in and so
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: she's like, you're all against me, and you make Brandon
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: turn on me and I do everything for you and
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: you do nothing for me. And she storms off, and
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Betty's like, let her go, She'll come around, let her go.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: She's so mean spirited.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, they're all standing there and the parents don't speak
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: English and they don't speak Russia, and they're like, so
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: do you want some food beverage? Let's pretend to walk
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: in the field again, like they're just sliming.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: She's like they are, like, are we leaving now? Julia
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: just walked off? Do we go with her? What's happening
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Brandon crazy Russia?
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said she's gonna get a New York by herself.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I was like that doesn't make any sense. So next
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: time on the Florida group, those three couples are headed
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: to the mountains.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe you see Laura Laura, Laura and is.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Conflicted about going on the trip, and she's talking to
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Noga and Noga's like, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want to
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: go on a trip with them either.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: They like to start shit, and Lauren's like, Jimmy.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Noga is not the one you should have reached out for. Now.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: What is Gino's uncle's name, Marco, moncle macle, uncle Geen.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: So Gino meets with Uncle Marco and he says he's
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: telling he's like, she's pregnant with Matt's baby, with Matt's baby,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: and Uncle Marco is very upset. He's like, I walked
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: her down the aisle. I cannot believe this, he says.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: But Karma is a bitch.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: So okay, you don't know the whole story, Marco. No,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying Jasmine is innocent by any means, but
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: like there were two parties in this.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Talk to cousin Donna. Cousin Donna knows it all. Jasmine
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: cries to Matt. There it looks like they're in like
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: a target or something, and she says, you know, my
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: own dad rejected me when he found out I was
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: a girl, and now you're doing the same thing. It
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: breaks my heart. Tears, no tears, just no tears my face.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: And then she with no tears, goes, so we're going
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: to have to break up, walks off out of the target.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: So Julia has.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Stormed off and Betty goes she just blows up and
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: says she's going to New York by herself, and maybe
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: she should.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Well, are you going to take these Russians to the airport?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, someone has to deal with the Russians. So we're
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: obviously flying out of New York, Like, what are you
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Back in Bulgaria, they're you know, packing up to leave,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: and Georgia goes, I have to go ahead take care
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: of some things here, and.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Jarcy goes, yeah, I have no idea what that means?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: No idea?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: And Flora goes, yes, that's the question.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: What does he have to take care of I'm talking
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: to Jarcy goes, all I've said to him this whole
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: trip is I need transparency. And then he drops this
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: mom and it seems like he's leaving and she is
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: saying to Florine Is says, he could just take all
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: my money. Georgia can just take all my money. I'll
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: send him a big, fat fucking check tomorrow.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: He gets in his car and closes the door.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: He's probably doing something nice for her.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Oh do you think it's a fake out? Yeah, I
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: think he invested with the same people that Andre invested with.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like, I didn't expect Russia to invade Ukraine.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: There goes no money and shambles.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, also has nothing to do with Moldova or Bulgaria.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: And that's it.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: And we didn't get Kara and Gherimo this week, so
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: we didn't.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Get to stare at their beautiful faces. I did see
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Kara posted a you.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Know, ask me anything.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, said, oh, we heard you don't have full custody
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: of your child.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: And she said because I had seen somebody said that
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Ghirmo had customycus. That was like just a post somewhere
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: and I didn't believe it because I was like, she
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: would never allow that. And she goes, this is crazy,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: She said, this is what This is one of the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: questions I get asked a lot. Let me assure you
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: my son is with me six nights a week, and yes,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I have custody of my child. I would there would
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: be nothing that would ever keep me from having custody
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: of my child.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: So I don't know where that room has started.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: But don't worry. He's with me six days a week.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: That's crazy that people like have the opposite. Yeah, facts,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: They're like, no, we heard you don't see your child ever,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: She's like, no, he lives with me.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: I think it's because Ghirmo posted a picture of he
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: and his son on like the first day of kindergarten
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: or something, first day of preschool, and from that people
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: gleamed Ghirrimo has custody. I was like, no, he'd probably
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: there on this.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: She's so selfish wanting to go off and be a
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: pop star and like doesn't in leaving her child, Like
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: it's all tradwife stuff.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Like because he wanted to go off and just joined
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: the Air Force.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Joined the Air Force and people go to pilot school. Yeah,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: she's making money for the fit. I don't get it.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think either of them are perfect, but she
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: gets so much hate.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: I just don't get it.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: I don't get it.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: But whatever.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I've seen that. When I went to look for something
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: else on Reddit about the show and I saw all
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: the hate for her, I was like, jeez, Louise people.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's like unbalanced. And it's not even like
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: one post will be positive. It's just like seems like
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: all just wow, guys, I really don't like her. Give
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: her bright, Like, is she any worse than half the
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: people on this show, like or hate for Angela or
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: someone like who really deserves it? You know?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, Gino maybe I don't know.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I mean it used to be Jazmine, now it's Gino,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: but I mean it could change back at anytime.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: That's it, guys.
• 1:03:39
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• 1:03:43
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• 1:03:46
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• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty good.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: We are, I'll agree with that statement. Yeah. We are
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: twelve episodes in.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Wow, probably halfway through.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Good for us. Look at us, We're so positive. We're
• 1:04:01
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• 1:04:07
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