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Mark Twain Fest! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: You know what we don't have and we should have?
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, we've got lots of festivals.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, we've got we just celebrated a harvest festival and corning.
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  SPEAKER_00: In Montur, they have one next weekend on the third.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott and I will be there.
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  SPEAKER_01: So let me write down on the calendar where you want to put yet another festival of whatever you're about to say.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is gonna be sounds like a great idea, guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be so good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't we have a Mark Twain festival where people dress up like Mark Twain?
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  SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine a little parade of Mark Twain's?
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  SPEAKER_00: How cool would that be?
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  SPEAKER_00: I love my own freaking idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love my freaking idea so much.
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  SPEAKER_01: But what what's the hook?
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  SPEAKER_01: Are we just all gonna read uh, you know, uh This is a great idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, is it I love I love what you're saying already.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we could do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't love what I'm saying, but alright.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do like let's all get together and read Huck Finn.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I think that, or you could dress like Mark Twain characters.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not a bad audio.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um what would did did Mark Twain have like a favorite food or something?
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, it doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think what it is is just celebrating Mark Twain.
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  SPEAKER_00: Since everyone has such a love affair with Mark Twain here.
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  SPEAKER_01: We do do a glass fest.
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  SPEAKER_01: We celebrate glass.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly inanimate object, but it happened to make a city.
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  SPEAKER_00: Elmira downtown, are you listening?
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  SPEAKER_00: There is something to do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Marshall Ferrari, are you listening?
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, it can almost be a giant mustache party, whether you could have I mean, I'm still looking for the fun factor in this, other than walking around with a mustache.
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  SPEAKER_00: Seneca Lodge does a mustache party for their opening party.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now that's in April.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's something totally different.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's very different.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I do like what you're saying because we all could be, and it it has to be a warmer month, and the reason why is think about what Mark I'm not not warmer, I'm sorry, cooler month.
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  SPEAKER_00: Think about what Mark Twain wears.
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  SPEAKER_01: With a white suit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't want to wear a suit in July.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't want to have a mustache and be so sweaty.
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  SPEAKER_00: You gotta have you gotta have this in like, you know, an October.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, another thing in October.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me put that on the calendar.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mark Twain Festival in between every other effing thing going on.
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  SPEAKER_00: What about what about maybe March?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, March might be.
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  SPEAKER_00: March for March.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, look it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I don't know this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I don't know it either.
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  SPEAKER_00: But dun dun dun Oh, we could even do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Trolley, they have a Mark Twain trolley, don't you?
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  SPEAKER_01: November 30th.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a good day.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is a really good day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um we're all fat and sassy after having uh Thanksgiving.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I got something else.
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  SPEAKER_00: Apparently he preferred writing while in bed.
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  SPEAKER_00: We could do the the uh the bed races that we've talked about for 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, now you're starting to add a hook that's got me interested.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because no offense, it a parade of people dressed as Mark Twain, so we can sit down and quietly read books.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: No, but that's dull.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: We don't have to quietly read, but he also has a cat lover.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we could have like cat stuff, we could have the bed races, we could have the Mark Twain look-alike contest.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just think that we are not monopolizing on what we have here, which is Mark Twain.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, and um, let's see.
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  SPEAKER_00: His famous pen name comes from a nautical term used by a Mississipp Mississippi Riverboat.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we could be like a riverboat over on the Shmong River?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I don't think it'll float.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you know he was a steamboat pilot?
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  SPEAKER_01: I did not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you know what his real name was?
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  SPEAKER_00: Sam Clemens.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I did that I did know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I went to something at this was a while back.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was at the Clemens Center, and they had like a Mark Twain specialist.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's not that's not his title.
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  SPEAKER_00: Homie isn't even from here, but that's here nor there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but this was more of a this was a beloved area for him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, he's here now forever.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course, because this is the best area.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you hear what I said?
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  SPEAKER_00: He's now here forever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because he's in the ground up the road.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've been there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just went there about a year or two ago for the first time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, that's my idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: Take it or leave it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like the mustaches, I like the bed races.
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  SPEAKER_00: The cat stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dress up, sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: We could do it on camera.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's enough kook balls in this area that'll we could easily get cat people out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, totally.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just weird mustache people.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, that's true.