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Cereal Discussion from May 28th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Ah well, anyone who knows me knows that I have
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  Speaker 1: I possessed more knowledge about Breakfast Cereal than anything.
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  Speaker 2: In my head.
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  Speaker 1: I know more about Breakfast Cereal than anything, and I
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  Speaker 1: always look forward to the limited edition Breakfast cere that
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  Speaker 1: are coming up.
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  Speaker 2: I sense a note of despair in your voice here,
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  Speaker 2: not at all? No, okay, good, good, Okay, that's in
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  Speaker 2: your head. And General Mills has announced a bunch of them.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to start with Well, I think is
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  Speaker 1: probably the best one, and I'm looking forward to this.
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  Speaker 2: This is a re release. No, this is.
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  Speaker 1: A brand new limited edition Cereal. All right, Okay, we'll
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  Speaker 1: start with cinnamon toast Crunch. But wait, okay, I got
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  Speaker 1: your attention there.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty good. But this is root Beer Float flavored.
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  Speaker 1: We have the turns.
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  Speaker 3: Your milk into root Beer float flavored milk.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's it says here. It's basically several flavor
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  Speaker 1: combos piled on top of each other. But yeah, then
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  Speaker 1: root beer. Okay, here's another one. It is Cheerio's birthday Cake. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, so you know the birthday cake flavor. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: they just coaked the cheerios like the frosted animal cookies
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  Speaker 1: kind of yeah. Yeah, it says vanilla cake flavored cheerios
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  Speaker 1: with sprinkles being a celebratory twist in every bowl.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you like birthday cake anything, sure, I like birthdays.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another one, Lucky Charms. Of course, they're always doing
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  Speaker 1: different versions of Lucky Charms. This one is unicorn cotton
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  Speaker 1: candy Lucky Charms cotton candy flavored purple Cereal, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: the bits and Lucky Charms are usually just the oats,
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  Speaker 1: but this now they're purple and they're flavored with unicorn
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  Speaker 1: marshmallows for a fun, colorful breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and healthy and used unicorns. So I should really
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  Speaker 2: get a box. You should eat that cereal immediately.
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  Speaker 1: And then finally this one, it's Tricks Cereal Tropical Tricks
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  Speaker 1: featuring Moana, Oh just in time, fruity flower shaped corn puffs, and.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean tricks always tropical.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's it's no, they're just fruit flavored fruit flavored alleged.
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  Speaker 1: F r O t fruit.
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  Speaker 2: Just just remember, tricks are for kids.
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  Speaker 3: Why can't the rabbit have trick?
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  Speaker 2: I never understood that, because the rabbit can have tricks,
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  Speaker 2: because what the rabbit doesn't know is that tricks are
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  Speaker 2: poisonous to to rabbits. We're trying to save you stir
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  Speaker 2: saving them all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if a tiger can have the frosted flakes
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  Speaker 3: and can't the rabbit have.
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  Speaker 2: The tricks because tricks are poisonous to rabbits and they
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  Speaker 2: look like multi colored rabbit pellets.
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  Speaker 1: Now I didn't get a chance to try these. Someone
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  Speaker 1: text in and says, have you tried the birthday cake
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  Speaker 1: fruity pebbles or cinnamon pebbles? Now, cinnamon pebbles. That sounds good,
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  Speaker 1: sounds great because they used to have a long line
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  Speaker 1: of different cap'n Crunch cereals instead of just cap'n Crunch
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  Speaker 1: and oops, al berries and crunch berries.
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  Speaker 2: No wait, pebbles are just rice crispies right, No, they're
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  Speaker 2: a little different, a little different. They're better.
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  Speaker 3: I prefer a pebble to as you have that the
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  Speaker 3: cocoa crispies.
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  Speaker 2: And then the well, you should make rice crispy tretes
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  Speaker 2: out of fruit pebbles.
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  Speaker 1: But as far as cinnamon cereal goes, they had Jean
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  Speaker 1: Lafitte's cinnamon crunch. Remember the pirate who is the bad
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  Speaker 1: guy for cap'n Crunch. That was a good cereal that
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  Speaker 1: hasn't come back, not comeback.
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  Speaker 2: He's a you know, captain Crunch. And I think I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure people have pointed this out before. Maybe we've pointed
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  Speaker 2: it out. He's a captain, but he's wearing a uniform
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  Speaker 2: that signific signifies he has much higher stature than a captain.
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  Speaker 1: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: I mean he's got admiral Crunch. Yeah, he looks like admiral.
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  Speaker 2: He should be admiral, not captain Crunch. He's got a captain.
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  Speaker 2: It's captain, it's captain captain.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's the difference.
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  Speaker 2: Could be, it could be that's that's that's the distinguishing.
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  Speaker 2: That's the uniform that a captains.
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  Speaker 1: And all I know is is that he used to
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  Speaker 1: have a boat full of children and that was just
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  Speaker 1: that was always disturbing. And his full name is Horatio
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  Speaker 1: Magellan Crunch. Yes, yes, naval rank of captain.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I heard today somewhere early this morning that James
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  Speaker 2: Tiberius Kirk, the middle name Tiberius was not used to
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  Speaker 2: tell the animated that's when they first the Star Trek animated.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that was the case.
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  Speaker 1: I know the first time in the first the first
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  Speaker 1: episode that was supposed to be seen was the Man
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  Speaker 1: Trap was the one that I saw, but that was
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  Speaker 1: not the one we were supposed to see. We're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to see where no man has gone before, and this
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  Speaker 1: one with his friend Gary Mitchell who had the silver
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  Speaker 1: eyes and everything, and Gary dug a grave and made
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  Speaker 1: a headstone because he had the powers of a god.
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  Speaker 1: You could just create those, right, And the headstone said
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  Speaker 1: James R.
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  Speaker 2: Kirk r Kirk on it, So.
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  Speaker 1: There's a discreptive yeah. And when he got Tiberius, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was a couple of oh I know where I
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  Speaker 2: heard it was a couple of guys who were worked
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  Speaker 2: on that animation. They were animators, and they said that
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  Speaker 2: was They said that was one of the best things
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  Speaker 2: they ever did because they got the most of the
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  Speaker 2: voice cast or the the show's cast to do the
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  Speaker 2: animation voices. And they said that it really good.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody says that the rabbit got to eat tricks back
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  Speaker 3: in the nineties, the public voted on it. I kind
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  Speaker 3: of remember that.
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  Speaker 2: I do too. And then he died. It was didn't die.
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  Speaker 2: The rabbit died This is this is this rabbit they're using? Now?
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  Speaker 2: Is his brother? Now?
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  Speaker 1: There were there was another vote involving cereal, Quisp and Quake. Okay, now,
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  Speaker 1: Quake was Cisp's enemy. Cisp was a space alien.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember. My favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Quake was a coal miner. Oh and he his his
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  Speaker 1: cereal was like little orange rocks, tasted like coal, and
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  Speaker 1: it was Crisp versus Quake all the time. My cereal
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  Speaker 1: is better. No, my cereals better. And the public voted
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  Speaker 1: and Quake went away. He was just banished a cereal.
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  Speaker 1: Hell you like?
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  Speaker 2: I liked Quake. I had one of the little alien
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  Speaker 2: Quisp guys that ride on your spoon.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they always had good prizes in that one.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, Crispin quad, I I don't do not eat
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  Speaker 2: cereal ever anymore. You don't never see here we go.
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  Speaker 1: H You get four stripes on your sleeve if you're
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  Speaker 1: a captain, three if you're a commander. Now, Captain Crunch
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  Speaker 1: had for a long time just three stripes, but they've
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  Speaker 1: fixed his uniform now to four stripes.
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  Speaker 2: Because people complain, because people said, hey, that's wrong. He's
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  Speaker 2: not so, is he Commander Crunch? No, he's captain. Captain's four.
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  Speaker 2: Commander was three. Oh okay, commander is below captain. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: all right, thank goodness. Yeah no I haven't. I don't
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  Speaker 2: remember a week last time I ate any cereal at all.
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  Speaker 3: So we So my husband and I had soup for
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  Speaker 3: dinner the other night because Mohammed's never home.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, is this what being empty nests is
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  Speaker 2: going to be? We're going to be soup.
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  Speaker 3: For dinner, gruel, gruel for breakfast and well, and I said,
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  Speaker 3: you know when when it'll get really bad, that is
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: when we have cereal for dinner, like, not even bothered
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  Speaker 3: eat anything hot at all, just cereal for dinner.
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  Speaker 1: That's a dream.
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  Speaker 2: What what's so horrible about having soup for dinner? Was
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  Speaker 2: it a hearty soup?
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  Speaker 3: No, it was like it was like lipt in a packet,
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  Speaker 3: like noodle, like the cheapest I can.
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  Speaker 2: You're lying. He did not want to cook, did he.
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  Speaker 1: It was just like did you at least have toast
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  Speaker 1: with it?
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  Speaker 2: We did have toasts, okay?
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  Speaker 3: And he made me have some berries, so we had.
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  Speaker 3: He made you He's like, here, you need a little
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  Speaker 3: fruit with that. But it was like the crappiest packaged
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  Speaker 3: lipt in bag of.
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  Speaker 2: Soup that you have. Now me, I can eat that
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  Speaker 2: way when I'm by myself. My wife, on the other hand,
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  Speaker 2: she fixes a meal all the time, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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  Speaker 2: She fixes a meal. I can go go to the
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  Speaker 2: refrigerator and you know, take out a bowl of peas
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  Speaker 2: from three nights ago, and heat him up and put
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  Speaker 2: butter on him.
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  Speaker 1: And that was that was, that was, that was my
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  Speaker 1: poor dj meal was lifting soup with some toast, you know.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we had.