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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: Boy oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, do we have
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  Speaker 1: a special episode for you.
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  Speaker 2: Brittany Broski's Royal Court, Hot Ones, Chicken Shop Date. These
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  Speaker 2: are just few of the big shows on YouTube right
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  Speaker 2: now that are kind of doing interviews.
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  Speaker 3: YouTube talk show hosts are overtaking the entirety of the
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  Speaker 3: media landscape. Say goodbye to the regular late night talk
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  Speaker 3: show hosts and say hello to people from YouTube doing
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  Speaker 3: something else while talking to someone you love.
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  Speaker 4: So take that remote, turn off on the linear channel
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  Speaker 4: playing a Jimmy in a suit, and turn on your computer.
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  Speaker 5: It's time to listen in.
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  Speaker 1: Hello everybody, Wow, oh my god, we're all here. This
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  Speaker 1: is crazy to oh my god, brass algorithm in one
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  Speaker 1: in one place, my whole freaking algorithm in one place.
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  Speaker 3: I would say, the difference is. The difference is I
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  Speaker 3: can't even swipe away from you guys. I can swipe away,
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  Speaker 3: locked in, locked in, Nope, nope, nope, nope, can't do that.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of feel like we're in a traditional late
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  Speaker 4: night show in the way that like we have to sit,
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  Speaker 4: we have to we're here for an hour.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And these cameras, these cameras are on tripods. Well
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy, it's crazy. You you guys have tripods. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have tripods. Do you have trypods?
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  Speaker 5: I'm a full tripod set?
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  Speaker 1: Who set? What comes to set?
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  Speaker 6: Said?
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  Speaker 4: Well, tripods come in the way I buy them.
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  Speaker 5: They come in a pack of ten.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, that totally makes sense. I heard that
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  Speaker 1: it was such good deals. Yeah yeah, I.
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  Speaker 6: Love set.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Tripod yucky, Like, isn't it crazy? Like we all like
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  Speaker 1: probably started like from the ground up with no teams whatsoever,
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  Speaker 1: like just shooting by ourselves and all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: like now we are a huge, multi million dollar like
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  Speaker 1: kind of corporations.
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  Speaker 6: If I wanted to script coordinate or.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's introduce ourselves. Why did you go first?
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  Speaker 5: I love you first?
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  Speaker 1: Great? Thank you?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm a little aggressive on my show. I cut
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  Speaker 4: I cut the bullshit on my show, and so I'm
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  Speaker 4: forgive me if I'm doing it a little bit here.
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  Speaker 4: Hi guys, I'm Christie Wet and I host the show
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  Speaker 4: Wet Questions, and I am of course the YouTube talk
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  Speaker 4: show that is held underneath a rain machine and so
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  Speaker 4: I interview guests, so what, and we answer some questions
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  Speaker 4: about you know, it's a little bit under the sea,
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  Speaker 4: but it's also a little bit deep questions that you
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  Speaker 4: don't want to answer when you're dry because you're.
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  Speaker 1: So under the sea. It's like deep sea. Think. I
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  Speaker 1: freaking love that, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I found that my guests feel really safe.
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  Speaker 6: And just care run down that those those hot boys
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  Speaker 6: were soaking wet answer question.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I just find like your guests really do
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  Speaker 1: open up when they're wet, like people when they're wet
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  Speaker 1: are more open.
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  Speaker 4: Because at these all these talk shows, you know, we
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  Speaker 4: all have a Some people say it's a gimmick, and
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  Speaker 4: forgive me, it's a little bit of a gimmick, sure,
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  Speaker 4: but I think it's keeping people not scared. When you
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  Speaker 4: have a gimmick, you can rest on the gimmick and
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  Speaker 4: you can you can say I'm safe because I'm soaking wet.
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  Speaker 5: Get what that's it?
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  Speaker 6: Did you take gimmick and it replaces freear?
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  Speaker 1: Yess, the.
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  Speaker 5: Replaces fear. Gimmick replaces fear.
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  Speaker 1: I could have you said frear.
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  Speaker 4: And I heard you say flear.
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  Speaker 6: Let's all around server, we heard.
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  Speaker 5: I said fear I heard.
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  Speaker 1: I heard frear really interesting. Interesting. I want to ask
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  Speaker 1: you about some of your questions. You got some great
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  Speaker 1: questions you usually ask. Yes, I always think you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask them questions about their lives, but it's usually about animals.
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  Speaker 4: So these are the three hot button questions I ask
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  Speaker 4: every time without fail. Number one, what's the biggest puffer
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  Speaker 4: fish you've ever seen?
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  Speaker 1: The answers are crazy.
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  Speaker 4: The answers are crazy, and the Lord he's seen a
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  Speaker 4: puffer fish you wouldn't even believe.
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  Speaker 1: But the way you turn it around this big, this bague.
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  Speaker 6: Way you turn it around, to the size of the
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  Speaker 6: puffers fish, to the content they're pushing.
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  Speaker 4: It's distracting psychology, right, They're focused on the puffer fish,
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  Speaker 4: so they don't they don't realize they're about to answer
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  Speaker 4: a question. They're about to hint if they're if they're
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  Speaker 4: ready to come out of the closet.
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  Speaker 3: Can I say that Jacob Lori thing blew my mind
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  Speaker 3: because he said it was this big, unpuffed.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine imagin crazy, imagine it puff.
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  Speaker 5: My follow up question, can you imagine it puff?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have to puff?
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  Speaker 6: Puffy?
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, they're not that big in Australia. They're not
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  Speaker 1: that big in Australia. You're kidding, you're lying, Jacob, you
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  Speaker 1: want to come on my show. You know a lot
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  Speaker 1: about puffer fish.
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  Speaker 4: So that's the that's the first two questions is what's
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  Speaker 4: the biggest puffer fish you've ever seen?
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  Speaker 5: Puffed or unpuffed? And then the third question is whale
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  Speaker 5: or shark?
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  Speaker 1: Be honest.
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  Speaker 5: And then we're off to the races.
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  Speaker 1: Is that choosing whale or shark?
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  Speaker 5: Well, the thing is you have to be honest about it. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 5: you can't lie.
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  Speaker 1: That's great, you.
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  Speaker 5: Have to pick one.
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  Speaker 1: Don't lie.
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  Speaker 4: Don't lie. I get really mad when people lie about it.
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  Speaker 6: No, you are a slap Sarah Paulson.
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  Speaker 5: She was fucking lying. She said shark. I knew she
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  Speaker 5: wanted whale. She was fucking lying to me.
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  Speaker 4: And I'll say this on camera, and I'll say this
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  Speaker 4: directly to you, Sarah Paulson. You lied to me. You
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  Speaker 4: lied to me. You said shark, you meant whale. And
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  Speaker 4: I know it. I could see it in your eyes.
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  Speaker 4: I can tell when a pr person is involved. I
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  Speaker 4: can tell when a publicist is involved. I can tell
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  Speaker 4: what a publicist intercepts. What you're saying and what your
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  Speaker 4: heart is saying.
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  Speaker 1: Is good. Keep going around, keep going around is good?
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  Speaker 1: Good from you? Can I tell you something? You got
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  Speaker 1: a piece of paper in your hand? You do see it?
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  Speaker 1: Get it? Let me get it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the biggest piece of paper you've ever seen? Underwater?
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  Speaker 6: All bought?
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Awesome? We got you hero? You want the spotlight on you?
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  Speaker 4: Weird?
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  Speaker 1: Could I have paper?
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  Speaker 3: I saw you put that paper in your hair like
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  Speaker 3: they're gonna talk to me next.
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  Speaker 1: I got paper in my hair.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's a YouTube trick.
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  Speaker 3: If I've ever seen one, you will never believe how
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  Speaker 3: many times I've seen local paper in his hair. I
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  Speaker 3: guess it's my turn go to a dinner party. Look
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  Speaker 3: at everybody, Katy who play Charange? There's no paper?
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  Speaker 6: When you have no paper for Charange, you're prop that's
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  Speaker 6: a great point.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? My name? What stop fu?
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  Speaker 6: App? My name is Sadie and I host letterbox Cookie Dough.
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  Speaker 5: Letterbox Cookie Dough, letterbox Cookie Dough.
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  Speaker 4: I've binged so much letterbox Cookie.
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  Speaker 1: Can I say I'm a convert?
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  Speaker 3: Because when I first thought, I thought, oh this is
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  Speaker 3: a classic algorithm graph hot words were said, we're going
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  Speaker 3: to word first and we're gonna find it later.
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  Speaker 1: Abound it, bro, you found it found.
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  Speaker 6: We got a big, big, big thing, a cookie, and
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  Speaker 6: we get we get the actors or whoever we have
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  Speaker 6: on to just kind of lick it as we read
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  Speaker 6: their letterbox reviews.
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  Speaker 4: And I love the way the show is formatted because
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  Speaker 4: you have to lick all the way to the center
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  Speaker 4: of the cookie dough. And once you're done, you can
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  Speaker 4: stop asking questions.
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  Speaker 1: Not a thing. To the center of the cookie dough
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  Speaker 1: has never been a thing.
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  Speaker 3: I never knew that was the intention of cookie dough,
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  Speaker 3: that there was that there's a center.
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  Speaker 6: I'm talking about this enough that there's a center to cook.
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  Speaker 6: You know, it's not hard enough to get to it.
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  Speaker 1: They're I love, no, no, no, I loved it. I love.
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  Speaker 6: I'll be first to be honest on this. It's punishment
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  Speaker 6: and people like punishment stuff on you Tube. The person
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  Speaker 6: gets so sick and they start barfing and they're reading
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  Speaker 6: the letterbox stuff and it's hilarious. It's absolutely hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: It is hilarious, I like, and that's what it h's
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  Speaker 4: what hot ones, you know, wants to be doing. But
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  Speaker 4: they're not showing what the nitty gritty is, which is
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  Speaker 4: the barfing, and you show the bar Oh yeah, birth time.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's can I ask something?
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's so my favorite app that you guys have done
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  Speaker 3: is when a man is Safe for you?
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  Speaker 1: Was just sucking, sucking, sucking. Well, you read her review
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  Speaker 1: Sentimental val Value. I love that, bro, I love and she.
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  Speaker 5: Picked cooky dough and then she picked snickerdoodle.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was it was awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, and you just kind of reading like the
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  Speaker 3: takes on generational trauma that are experience that she's just sucking.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, but my question is are you there for
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  Speaker 3: when they suck the cookie do? Or do you do
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  Speaker 3: the reviews later?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 6: I like to be there for both. Okay, yeah, we'll
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  Speaker 6: get into it. But I like to hear everyone's thoughts.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, how much are you in the sauce? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm curious. That's good. Bro.
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  Speaker 6: Now, when I was little, tongue.
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  Speaker 1: You ate, your tongue's huge.
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  Speaker 3: You know, sometimes you your whole life, you know what's
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  Speaker 3: up with someone so honest about it.
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  Speaker 5: It's nice when someone just tells you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Even prompt you.
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  Speaker 4: And this is the first time you said this, Right,
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  Speaker 4: you've never said this on camera before.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 6: I'm glad to finally talk about it. People thought it
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  Speaker 6: was some some pr stuff to get people to watch
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  Speaker 6: on a girl with the crazy voice and the crazy banks.
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  Speaker 6: I have crazy banks and no tongue, crazy bangs, no tongue,
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  Speaker 6: A nice gimmick with fear.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. And you know what I say.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone says gimmick, whatever, gimmick, gimmy, gimmick that crazy bangs,
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  Speaker 3: no tongue.
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  Speaker 1: There's people out there like that, and that's a gimmick.
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  Speaker 1: You act like you don't have a gimmick just because
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  Speaker 1: you went on YouTube. You have a gimmick if you
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  Speaker 1: live your life, thank you. There's gimmicks that if you're
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  Speaker 1: known for, that's your gimmick.
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  Speaker 4: You ever heard of a catchphrase you got a gimmickry.
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  Speaker 1: YEAHO on your turn to Yeah, that's your gimmick. That's
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  Speaker 1: your gimmick.
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  Speaker 6: Do you have a dish you like to bring to
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  Speaker 6: potlucks once a year, that's your gimmick?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Janine, your gimmick is meatballs? Ha got you go ahead, dude.
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  Speaker 1: What's a legend?
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  Speaker 6: Legend before us? I can't believe it's.
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  Speaker 1: No please, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, my name is Guy Stink, and I am the
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  Speaker 3: guy that does a wisdom takes. And as you guys know,
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  Speaker 3: I work with the dentist puts people under. And then
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  Speaker 3: I asked them they're hot takes. It's really awesome. It's
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  Speaker 3: been fucking great. And I tell them whether or not
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  Speaker 3: I disagree with them, and then we show them and
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  Speaker 3: and what's so cool about it is that they get
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  Speaker 3: no approval. We have a really awesome lawyer. Her name
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  Speaker 3: is Christine Dean and she is awesome. And I got
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  Speaker 3: to shout her out because these people come from me
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  Speaker 3: because they go I didn't consent.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to say. You know what you're gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: you're under this buckets.
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  Speaker 6: Literally, you know I like to do is right when
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  Speaker 6: we cant Do you want anything cut out? Because the
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  Speaker 6: editor needs to know now yea, And the usually the
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  Speaker 6: usually in a trash can barfing out sneakers and they
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  Speaker 6: can't think of anything.
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  Speaker 3: Nice hat, yeah exactly, and mine mine are talking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they're freaking one hundred after Dennis. They're going nuts, they're
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  Speaker 3: touching their face, they're bringing things up. I never even
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  Speaker 3: asked brows.
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  Speaker 5: Love the episodes where you take a couple of teeth
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  Speaker 5: in the process.
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  Speaker 1: Those are really fun. When they actually just need dental help,
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  Speaker 1: that's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: You just kind of help them out while they're under
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  Speaker 4: Do you still have Robert De Niro's teeth?
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  Speaker 1: Do you keep them?
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  Speaker 7: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I have the dead one wants Yeah, I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: living ones. Yeah, he said, Oh my god, I've got.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of did already.
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  Speaker 1: Impression. You should be de Niro. Dude, Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: But you got a coffee table book coming out right,
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  Speaker 6: and people see I.
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  Speaker 1: Do I actually have. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean we talk about all of our businesses because
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  Speaker 3: we all have a lot of things going on. I
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  Speaker 3: have a coffee table book where I took pictures on
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  Speaker 3: my iPhone of the cheek that we pull and I
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  Speaker 3: put them together.
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  Speaker 1: I sent them to Cashion and Tash's putting them together.
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  Speaker 3: So shout out to Tash, and I love those quirky
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  Speaker 3: dudes over there.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen this book at Urban Outfitters. They kind of
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  Speaker 4: tuck it under some shirts shirt. The front of the
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  Speaker 4: cover is really it is inside of mouth through.
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  Speaker 1: Next to a bunch of teeth. So I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: love it, dude.
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  Speaker 3: It's you know, I started as a dentist, and I
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  Speaker 3: just was so fucking bored. I was like, I would
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  Speaker 3: like to do this, not not for money.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and then literally like it's passion, man, exact. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: speaking of passion though, dude, passion. Come on, passion.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, guys, thank you, guys. You're singing my theme song. Okay, sleepyhead, sleepyhead,
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  Speaker 1: So I use passion pit, sleepyhead. That's how you're using
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  Speaker 1: the whole song. I use the whole song for my intros.
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  Speaker 1: Changed the words. I changed the words to myself in
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  Speaker 1: a room with be what's up? I'm Jared Lonk and
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  Speaker 1: I do trapped in a room with bees. It's a
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  Speaker 1: great show and we love it so much, Like we
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  Speaker 1: get the celebrities. They're trapped in a room for twenty
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  Speaker 1: four hours with bees and we just see kind of
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  Speaker 1: what happens. It's awesome. Yeah, it's great. It's really fun.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the bee suit, they are not, and we
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  Speaker 1: just get to have a fun time.
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  Speaker 3: I love I love that you build this really fun
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  Speaker 3: thing where you can either buy more bees or buy
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  Speaker 3: less bees.
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  Speaker 1: There's a whole bo purchasing mechanics. If you my questions,
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  Speaker 1: you get money to spend either to buy more bees,
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  Speaker 1: which will lead you to a bigger honey production would
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  Speaker 1: end up getting you more money, or less bees to
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  Speaker 1: get you less bees and less fear.
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  Speaker 5: You can buy.
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  Speaker 4: I've never a principle where you buy less of something
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  Speaker 4: because to.
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  Speaker 1: Keep the honey. Bro That what's crazy. I can to
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  Speaker 1: keep the honey in and we have a whole cal
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  Speaker 1: sheet kind of combination where the fans now get to
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  Speaker 1: bet if they are going to buy more bees or
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  Speaker 1: not bees.
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  Speaker 6: It's a whole calling system. You can call in, you.
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  Speaker 1: Can call in. You can either call into the celebrity
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  Speaker 1: or call into the bees. The bee can call into
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  Speaker 1: the bees.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that one caller that that sucked sicked
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  Speaker 4: like two thousand bees on Gwyneth Paltrow's.
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  Speaker 5: Loaded they will That was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: But Gwen is such a good sport. Gwen is so amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Can we talk about everyone on our show is such
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  Speaker 1: a good sport.
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  Speaker 4: They're such a good amazing I heard celebrities didn't used
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  Speaker 4: to be this good as sport, and.
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  Speaker 6: You know he's that good sports.
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  Speaker 1: Agents the agents agent, don't get me started on the
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  Speaker 1: agent agent. Talk about the agents.
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  Speaker 6: I'm strucking to my producers, and I said it and
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  Speaker 6: I said, no, I don want to talk about it
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: the agents. I was starting about producers, and I said,
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: can we add a bank to the letter? And then
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: you're just doing this because Jeremy Lock does it.
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  Speaker 1: Jared, thank you, Jared Lock does I mean I'm the
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: first one to come up with the idea of a
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  Speaker 1: bank in a YouTube talk show I heard.
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  Speaker 4: I heard for the first time a Jenn Alpha kid
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  Speaker 4: saying like, oh, can I borrow some money? Sure, I'll
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  Speaker 4: lonk you five bucks, Like you're you've your Vemo combination
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  Speaker 4: betting combination bees app is going so.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like the kids have jumped on Lonk.
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  Speaker 1: They love lonking money, they love Lonk.
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  Speaker 6: And be crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's just taken off. They're all searching for the golden Lonk,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: which is a thing I've put into my videos. And
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: that's crypto, right, Like, because you're describing crypto, I wouldn't
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: say it's crypto, bro, It's something a little different. I
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: ain't lying, man. I mean it's built on a B
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: to B crypto space. You just wanted to make noise,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: and you just wanted to make noise, and you just
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: wanted to make noise doctor. All right, I'll take you
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: on my side. Well, you know it all start. You know,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I was doing a show before it was waterboarding, uh,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: celebrities to get some real answers, and it just wasn't
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: hitting this hard celebrities to get real. It was a hit.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: It was a hit. It let us fund up twenty
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: four hours with Bees. So once we got enough funding,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: we found an angel investor who was really interested in
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: this idea of Bees and long Bucks, and so we
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: moved into that space as really having a great time.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: That's awesome, bro, that's really awesome.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I mean we're all coming from a place where people
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: did not believe in us, right, Like what we are doing,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: we are the pioneers of the.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: New future, literal, the new space. Like that's what they
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: don't understand, that's what they don't get.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: So I wanted to see, like you guys, with your journey,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: what that was like for you.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the first versions of our shows, I think,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: like I just personally it looks so different than.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: The way it does now.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I had to do I was like a
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: broke college student just interviewing people on my phone. I
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: couldn't afford a rain machine, right, So I had to
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: do all the buckets of water myself. And so I
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: would stay up all night filling up two hundred buckets
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: of water in order to continuously pump them on my guests.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: And I would I was interviewing just whoever would talk
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I had that great professor, you know interview.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: The great professor interview that was a great, legendary kind
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: of went viral right interview because he was like, why
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: am I getting all wet?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I just want to talk about mathematics.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then and then he canceled himself on screen.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he got so wet that he said that women
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: shouldn't have jobs anymore.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: And what he was really referring to was was me.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: But I was a woman, a woman.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: A woman shouldn't have this job, is what he meant.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: But he was so wet that it kind of came
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: out women shouldn't jobs and got him and I got it.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, I remember, though, like I used to follow
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: you from day one because I remember seeing you and
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: and I remember you posting those videos you filling up
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: buckets doing montages to the song Cartbreak Anniversary, just filling
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: up buckets.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Of water beautiful.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was beautiful and and and sometimes the song
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: would kind of dictate, you know, how I'd answer the questions.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: If I was listening to heavy metal, I was a
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: little more what's the biggest puffer vish You've ever seen?
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: And if I was listening to Christina Perry, you know,
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: it was kind of like, all right, you're right, that's
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: what's the biggest puffer for that?
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: She disarms me too, She disarms me.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: I remember seeing one of because you do a lot
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: of live stuff as well.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love your live show.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: Now we're going to see one of your oldest live
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: shows when you're at the Hurricane Harbor Wavepool. Yeah. Here
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: the show at the wave pool. Yeah.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, because I'm trying to get into, you know,
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: these Broadway spaces and where they could accommodate a rain machine.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: But but Hurricane Harbor was and I love the guys
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: at Hurricane Harbor.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Those are really good guys.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: There's like four of them, right.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: There's four of them.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: They're all named Brian, and they're all really, really, really
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: good guys.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: I spent Christmas with them. They're they're they're really good.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: It's like with the Hurricane Harbor guys, the Hurricane Ryans.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Well, let me just say, every stocking's got a little
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: nerf gun in it, the nerf gun spilled with water.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Hurricane Harbor guys.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: For Hurricane Harbor guys, I would trust with my life.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: We went camping. We scaled half dome and I almost fell.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: But then I felt four hands on the scrup of
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: my neck. Yeah, by the by the nape of the
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: neck like a mama cat.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Four ryans carrying me to safety.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Amazing. I don't talk about those guys.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: We don't talk about every Humans have napes and we don't.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: You can use them, go up to people.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Really good YouTube gimmick show nape talk.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Can you answer these questions? Well, your mom grabs you
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: by the.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Nape of your neck, and you bringing their mom and
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: you bring.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: In their mom.
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: Guys, we're cooking then, well, I mean like we're in
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: a beautiful space.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Like let's take a second to talk about all these
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: other shows that are popping off. Oh yeah, I'm love
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: in some of these shows like train track questions like
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: that guy is reinventing the wheel.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Train had a personality her band, Yeah forgot trained to
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: play that song on a train while it's coming towards it.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: It's crazy, It's It's train plays a track from their
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: album and then and then they asked one question.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: And you would think it's something completely different, but it's beautiful.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: And hosts of course, I mean Kelsey dear friend. She's
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: tied to the train tracks the whole time, and so
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: they're doing it via walkie talkie and then the train
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: stops right before her once really time for the question answered.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I think it's a really really cool shows.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: I like that Cara t.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: One sou awesome Space like this is he's in the
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: space in the space camerameal Tea to get sleepy Crazy.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I love that one that they it's the Recess Litigation
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: where it's like like like they talk to eight year
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: olds and they and they ask them to decide which
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: parent they'd go with if their parents got divorced.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: The parents are there. I love dramatic. I like it
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: all these child actors having to choose which parent they
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: go with. You can tell that guy Jakie is inspired
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: by their French.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: New Yeah literally, he really like.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: How you do your hot dog? Oh my god, it's
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: so short, but it's your hot dog? How you do
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: your hot dog. I love how you do your hot
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: They catch up like literally like seeing sorts exclusively. Literally,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: it's crazy. Also, I loved, I loved, ah love this
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: next one.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: I can't wait. I just know it's gonna be good.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It feels like you're scared to say top Pornhub searches.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, top Pornhub searches.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: And they do it on stilts because you two, it's
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: really high up on your list.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, stilts on Disneyland. And they're saying step sister.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: And don't they speaking pig leading too?
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a hat on a hat on a
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: hat on a hat.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: I love the hat store.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I love the hat that hat store.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: That's a good one where you put on a hat.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: You could only answer a question while you're wearing a hat.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: I like that Ta Tamara Maori or during running in
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: the library.
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: I love they just kind of go on a jog.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. Have you guys seen the brand
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: new one Sweatshot dates. I love sweatshots and sweater Sweatshop dates.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That girl is just so awkward and fun.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's so fun. It's so fun.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: It was so fun to watch Matty Heally make forty
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: five shorts.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Just don't to do this.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: O my god, when his hands were bleeding because he
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: was making the pop sockets.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Come on, you can hang, you cant hang.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: I love Robot Questions where everybody is hooked up to
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: a Boston Dynamics dog and they have to ride them
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: around answer questions and then if the dog turns on you.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: The interviews over.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a good one way Mo Way Moo has
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: a show coming out.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the car is that way more car karaoke, way more.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: It's way more karaoke, what more.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Honestly, James Gordon should sue because this is just what.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: He's just taking it and put it in away more.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Right way moral karaoke.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, way more car.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: They pup to the guy and they go how much
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: do you pay with rent? And they go, I just
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: want way more calact.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Your car pulls up and they get it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Alert Alert, Emergency Alert. There's a Patreon you need to
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• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Hold on pause the episode.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, how fun would it be to just
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: hang out with us, like maybe at weird times of
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: the day, like seven am or eleven thirty pm.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Little peek behind the Curtain.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: This episode was recorded between nine to five, but if
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: you want to see what we're like after hours, you
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  Speaker 4: got to join the Patreon.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: We'll recap episodes and then also we'll do weird stuff
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: like bully Jeremy.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: We bully Jeremy.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: We make him do twelve weeks of dancing in a row.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: We made Patrick write an entire screenplay in one day,
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: and we're doing an Oscars draft.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: So come on, bye, it's three bucks.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: See you there.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: It's crazy, like people really don't understand how rich we
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: are either.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: They don't understand.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: No misconception people have is that I don't have a
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: lot of money.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I got a whole team now me and
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: C A A. I'm with three different teams. Baby, how
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: do you do?
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: How do you do Christmas?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: You would not believe around It should be its own
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: YouTube show. From agent to agent, someone was.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: Like, do you guys get residuals and YouTube? I mean, babe,
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: I'm a clip farm. I filmed one thing, I put
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: it on every platform.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Getting Monory.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah McDonald had a clip farm.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I yeah ya ya ya yeah yeah yea yeah think
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: about this. You think about that old McDonald had a
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: clip farm A. I A. I know. Let's let's be honest.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Let's be honest. Let's be honest. We're all using a clip.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: I'm using ails, use an AI in a big way.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I'm putting all them in all my ship.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah a little bit, am I just a little bit?
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Face?
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Are you just jealous because I'm paper in your hair? Guys?
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: Spend?
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: What's spend? Some of your favorite interview moments?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's such a good question. One of
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: my all time favorites was when Millie Bobby Brown had
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: an allergic reaction to the bees. It was amazing the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: questions that she was answering while puffing up, like dare
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I say a fish? Okay?
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Work at home?
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: No bullshit? Did you know she was allergic? I?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: No, bush it, I didn't know. Oh my god, I
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: didn't know.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: You didn't know his hands across.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I really I wanted some juicy answers, like what's it
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: like now that you're raising animals on a farm? And
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: in order to get that, she gotta be stun Yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I think my favorite question, my favorite guest was I
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: was actually the last interview of Jimmy Carter.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, so do for YouTube? Do you think
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: that he does not do well? Which is so.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Interesting to these people that are searching Jimmy Carter are
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: looking for his speeches. They're not looking to see him
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: under years old anesthesia, getting his teeth thinking out.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I mean not to bash Jimmy Carter, not to
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: great president. Of course he did not know how to
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: uh grab attention for engagement.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: It's like buddy pose for a thumbnail you.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: Know, thumbnail face. He was not doing thumbnail face out.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Carter could not do thumbnail face.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: That was crazy, like.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Mall mall photo shoot face.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: He sucks.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: When you have somebody come in and I can't do
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: thumbnail face, I mean, what do you what do you
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: tell them? So looks like you swallow your tongue and
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: then they make fun of me.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: It's so rude. It don't look like.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: That's sick.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Is your favorite guests you ever had?
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: I think you or I'm thinking of someone who hasn't,
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: who didn't do a good thumbnail phila?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, can I just say take your time? Yeah?
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: If I think about it, you know, I can't think
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: if we're talking.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Think about it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: We're in such a world where everything has to be
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: so fast all the time. Let's take your time and
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: for the first time, let's think of an answer.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Let's take a page out of Late Night's book and
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: just kind of sit and think.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Time passes.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Imagine you're on a late night show and you have
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: forty minutes to do whatever you want.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Forty minutes time to fill a block C block, B block.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: We just have one block that's crazy, the camera camera block,
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: camera block, camera block. So what's going on? Can you
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: walk us through what's going on?
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: You're thinking of who did the worst thumbnail face about?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Because I asked what was your favorite guess.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: The worst thumbnail fings?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, so nobody nobody asked you to think of the
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: worst thumbnail face. I said, what was your favorite guest?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: You said, oh, let me think of my worst thumbnail face.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Bro Let us think I'm.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Just really interested, say I'm really enjoying. This moment can
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: be really meditative.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: This is the first time I'm not spoken, and I
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: don't know, probably twenty twenty twenty years the rate.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going it's twenty four hours with bees. I'm talking
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: non how.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Many shoot twenty four hours?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Are you showing called twenty four hours with bees? It's
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a super cut. It happens in a minute. We got it.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: Almost seems like you could shoot for like two hours.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Went, No, you our seventeen. There's something magical about our seventeen.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: How many epso are you all doing? Every day? I'm doing.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I got twelve tentists lined up in my complex, and
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: we got three guys today.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: You guys all live together.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we live in an apartment in Palms.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I bought dentists the supplemental content you guys make about like,
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: you know, making breakfast, making lunch.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Well, souly dentist.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Be like, yeah, it's always The show is called that
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Hurt My Teeth, and it's we all cook for each
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: other and we have to cook portions of thirteen right,
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: and then we have to talk about if it was good,
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: if it was good for our teeth.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: And if we do it again, and who we would
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: have sex with. And then you're also getting so much
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: of the eleven out of twelve dentists agree content.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, so many eleven out of twelve dentist agrees
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: content you're doing so many.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Eleven out of twelve dentists agree smash or passed. They
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: would smash.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: It's like eleven out of twelve dent disagree. Pineapple and
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: pizza you.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Got, you got, you gotta do it offshoot, you're in
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: the next mister.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: B Oh, these twelve dentists, they're all funny in their
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: own ways. Dude. One of them is dry. One of
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: them is not just one that disagrees every time. It's
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: a different dentists egg.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: It's kind of well, we're workshopping, which one disagrees traders style,
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: so we give a take and then they all argue
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: like they like it, and then at the end one
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: of them.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Reveals, actually, I don't like it. You gotta see.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: The first episode is men should always pay on first date.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Eleven out of twelve agree, one does not.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: It's awesome, It's awesome.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: I love that that series. You do two teeth and
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: a lie.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you take out two teeth and then someone
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: has to lie. Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Pretty really, I.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Had never thought of my life i'd be knee deep
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: and dentist content, but.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: You found a niche man happy rid. I'm happy as hell.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my niece is a dentist. She loves you.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Your niece is a dentist. My niece. How old are
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: you and how old is she?
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: So I'm thirty two, So that god, my niece is
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: you know, she's twenty two.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: She's it's one of those weird nieces, like a weird niece.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Weird niece.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: You don't feel like you collar in a hand.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have worse than face. It was worth it,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: It was worth I would have assume he has a
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: great thumbnail face. He's survivor.
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: Couldn't get him, couldn't get him, mismatter. You just get going?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Do you guys?
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Have you guys have plans for future episodes or or like,
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: here's a question, because I think we're all able.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: To have empires? Do you want an empire? I'm kind
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: of falling into it. You know, we've all fallen into it.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, kind of empires fall Yeah, falling into an empire.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: It comes with products too.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: I remember the day now Ness House, Hotel House, cawled.
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: I went here we go, like I knew when the
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: show was being big, you're going, Oh no, here comes
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: the product line.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: When I got the call from Slip and Slide, I.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Cried, Incorporated, Slip Inside, Slip and Slide Incorporated. They they're
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: actually a big company. They own sparklets, they own uh cbs,
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: they owned so many.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Is that a conflict of interest Slip and Slide versus
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Hircan Harbor or the boys?
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Okay, with that, the boys were the boys took it hard.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Now how are the girls?
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: It's lip inside.
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: They're nice, right, there's.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Three of us. They're fine.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: They're fine. There's not much to talk about. They're fine
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: for me when I just saw about U.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Talk about they're fine. Yeah, Ryan's oh, I love my ryots.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: What are the three girls sleep inside? Like Sarah?
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: Susan is Sally.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: There's got to be an interesting story with.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: So.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: She's always like my backpack in Peru. Okay, I discovered
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: an ancient mine. Okay, I have a side archaeology degree.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: I was in I got the Nobel Peace Prize. Okay,
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: it's just it's just like, I'm sorry, I don't mean
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: to talk ship on camera.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: No go, that's what we do, literally what we do.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Just she just doesn't stop. Dude, this is great. So
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I gotta put you under. You gotta come over. I
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: gotta put you. I gotta get you, I would get
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: so much.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: You get your mouth on a huge singer.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: I can't wait to see what the center is.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: It's the center, you know, because you always cut the
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: camera away when you when they get to the center,
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: because then something.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: The whole fiction. What's a briefcase? Yeah, it glows, and
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I want to know what's in it?
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: And I want to know is it hot? Is it cold?
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: Is it solid?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Is it liquid? Is it gas?
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: What's in the center of the cookie dough?
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you right now.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: You're ready, tell us, dude, let me think about it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, I go po.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Pro?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: What's a go? What's a go? My life has the answer?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Calls another question from that? With you, you think you
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: get more answers, but every answer is just fifteen more questions.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: You're so interesting, you go, po is it go pro?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: For the police? A body can.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Body cam.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: There's a so they get to the center of the
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: cookieo and there's a body camp. I actually I make
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: a lot more sense why you can see their face reacting.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Why you can't see it because it is the thing shooting,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: and you can see why the body cam reaction has
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: always been going, huh, isn't that cool?
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: People don't know that police body cams are gobos.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: That is pretty cool. That is pretty cool. That is
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: pretty cool, you know.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, that would be a good I hate to be
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: all gimmick talk show brain, that would be.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: A good show.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Interviewing.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: This is a great to get through their body camera. Okay, wait,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: this is huge. I want to do this. This is
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: actually fun. Bro Let's bring up an object or a
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: thing or shot.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, doorbell.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Doorbell camera, ring along, ring a ring along.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: You have to sing along, sing you sing the bell song,
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: the ring.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: The band is playing on the other side of the
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: room and you got to sing into the ring camera
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: to try to get in.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: If you know the right song, they.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Let you in.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: It's karaoke.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's good. That's there's three kind of things that
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: always comes back to quist joke.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: Karaoke, Karaokekay, you're ready reading.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Rubber?
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, what's that phrase?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: That's like? What was rubber?
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: Now is glue? Whatever you say sticks back to you.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: This is something Okay, this is something?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: So okay, then okay they have to give a hot
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: take and then since rubber is like glue. It Actually
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: the take goes on to the person who asked, Yeah.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: So then you have to wear that take and you
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: have to live that take for a year. You have
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: to yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to live that opinion for.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: You have to live to catch them better than dogs
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: for years and you have to live with that.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: You have to live with that idea. I got one,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I got one, a fish tank, fish tank. Okay, uh drowning, drowning, No,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I'm stuck on waterboarding again. My brain always gives back
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: to the water board.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Question for puffer.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no you got that's no boot?
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: No yes, oh my god, no no, yes, no, no, no,
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: yes no or yes boo no boo or yes but
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: would be not not no boo or no yes.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: And you're in a no boo and you have to
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: have an intentional conversation.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Oh that's good. That's good because no boos are hard
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: to have intentional time. It's so loud.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: All the questions are no boot, no boo, slash no
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: it would no.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: No, yes, no, yes, what about this no boo or
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: yes boo.
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: So so like you either go alone to a nice
• 42:13
  Speaker 9: ass suicy meal or you go on a date with
• 42:16
  Speaker 9: someone who could put your boo, but it's to a McDonald's.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Goods, like an MTV show from the early two.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: You have a like you have really good sashimi by yourself,
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: or you goad McDonald's live your wild.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah that's good.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yes, Okay, bop it, bop it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: This is easy for me. Okay, it's a car. It
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: drives with a bop it. So that's just that's not
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: a game that's drivers passengers.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: That's the set carper karaoke.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Okay, this is just way more carrier.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, what about It's that but like you have to
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: do what the bop it says. That's what I was thinking.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: You're gonna do. Sing it. Oh now you have to
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: sing something.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: And then confess it.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, be it, be it, be it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: Then you have to live that personality.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Dude. Can you imagine Anthony Hopkins having to be an emo?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Would be miserable? Oh my god? Okay more more Okay, her,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: feed her Okay, tacos tacos.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Taco driving car and they're singing carpor car.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: You're stuck way more. You're stay more car, ask for
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: another one, but you just did the same one.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, but taco I need to be plucked into
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: the wall. It's more charge, more charge, electric, more charge.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: I think taco is talk oh like h like one
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: person talks and the only person can say the other
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: person can only say, oh, that's so.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: One person just basically has some monologue the whole time.
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: That's so, that's really good. Or maybe they eat a
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: cup of picca the gyo.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, while they're in a car.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: At karaoke, our pastor where you have to confess your sins,
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: eat at ass.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Get in the booth and you have to confess your
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: sins and then eat or you can pass.
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: I would watch this ship, okay, And then there's a
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: segment called Carney Aside, and you have to do an aside.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: You said Carney aside.
• 44:59
  Speaker 8: A car.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: It comes up and gives you the side car. Cardie
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: comes out of nowhere and goes, where's this thing?
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: The freak show is that way?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: That's a car? That is the silliest thing. Taco tacal.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: You really landed on gold taco.
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: Car car.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, don't step on the weight machine after eating dinner.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Not a cardio aside a car anybody else? I can't.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: I can't.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: My looks rough, and I know the bearded lady sounds bad.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: And I grew up at the circus. You got to
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: hear his Carny bro. If you're a Carney, we have
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: a career for you.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: If you're a Carney, comment present, we have someone reach
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: out to. Do you have your money on the floor?
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: You guys dream guests, dream guests.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: You are dream guests, dream living or dead? Okay? Easy?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, Yeah, I would love to see what Jesus
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Christ does for twenty four hours with bees.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: You think the bees will stands still?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I think they could stand still still? Can you imagine
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you imagine be standing still? Dude? For Jesus Christ. Guys,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: what for real? What would happened if Jesus Christ was
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: all our shows? Wait? Let him go through it? I
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: think if Do you think anesthesia would work on Jesus Christ?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 46:56
  Speaker 9: No.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I think it could be under because the cost didn't
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: work on him, so.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: Turned into water and wine.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Do you think you have perfect teeth too? Absolutely? Thirty
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: three is the perfect year for perfect teeth.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Well, I think I think I'm on my show. We
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: get a little drunk, since he's turning all that water
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: rose all day Christ.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Wait, what is it? How big a fish? Do you
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: think Jesus Christ has seen it? He walked on there,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: walked across the sea, the biggest shaded fish to wear.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: I bet, if I could be honest, I think you've
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: seen uffed.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: That's huge. But that's not as big as Jacob A Lordies,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: not as big as I'm telling you he's lying that guy.
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: No way.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: I think the sound of Jesus vomiting all this brownie batter,
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: could you know, is gonna be.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Like, well, imagine when Jesus Christ he is that gopo.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Don't agree with you, I think that.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: What do you think his letterback has?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: First of all, I think he's seen every movie and
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think he ever throw up. Yeah, and I
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: think he has a really good taste of movies throw up,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: and he loves Mama Tombian.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, we got Jesus.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I think if we put all of our money together,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: we could actually figure out how to create Jesus to
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: come back.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: If anybody agrees with the sort of uh, I don't
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: know what sect of Christianity this is, but the kind
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: that believes that there is a rapture and Jesus has
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: to come back once the rapture happens.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: So all we need to do is finance a rapture.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: That sounds easier, sounds pretty easy.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, dude, I can talk Kyson that's been working on
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: a rapture for a while. Maybe we can get in there. Sorry, Jesus,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: a rapture for Jesus Christ. Uh yeah, the clowns are
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: living that way. Artist artists as the question. That's how
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  Speaker 1: I call it show business, beautiful dynasty type.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 49:20
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• 49:26
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