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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Jason McIntyre, SMART way to stop Steph & Warriors and fix NBA · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Alright around alive from Philly and simulcast on Philly's own
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  Speaker 1: w peki Z channel. It's the Folly and Toni Fosco Show,
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  Speaker 1: y'all as always, Folly Fusco here with Tony Fusco and Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get to our top story, do you know
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  Speaker 1: how popular we are on the Internet? Of course, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we just gotta tell everyone out there. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: all know the one metric by which everything is measured,
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  Speaker 1: and that's Google Search and we are numero you know,
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  Speaker 1: isn't that right? Tony? Absolutely? You know the other day
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  Speaker 1: I typed in the letter p Do you know the
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  Speaker 1: first thing that came up? It wasn't Philly's, It wasn't Pizza, No,
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  Speaker 1: it was Polly and Tony Fusco show. Wow. See they
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  Speaker 1: have a people number one on Google and that is
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  Speaker 1: why advertisers are clamoring to sponsor this show. And that
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  Speaker 1: leads to our presenting sponsor for today, ring doorbells? Are
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  Speaker 1: you still answering the door by opening it? Fucking waste
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  Speaker 1: of time? Tell people to funk off through ring doorbells, right, Tony? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all you do is speak through the doorbell and say,
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  Speaker 1: get the funk off my property. Easy, there you go
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  Speaker 1: ring doorbells. All right, Tony got a lot to tackle today,
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  Speaker 1: so let's get right into it with our top story story.
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  Speaker 1: Our top story the Warriors continuing to ruin the game
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  Speaker 1: of basketball. We've said this many times. Short people should
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  Speaker 1: not be able to win at basketball. It's a game
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  Speaker 1: for tall people, right, Tony. Yeah, if you're short, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you go play duc duck Goose is something? Yes? See.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is what's happening here. The NBA is set
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  Speaker 1: up to reward short people. And the reason is they
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  Speaker 1: got that point system backwards. You see, when you look
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  Speaker 1: at it, it makes total sense if you're reverse it.
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  Speaker 1: The three is the easiest shot, so that should be
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  Speaker 1: worth two points. The two is the toughest shot. That
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  Speaker 1: should be a three. You know, the two you gotta
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  Speaker 1: go through. Big men take hard shots. You'll grind your way.
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  Speaker 1: That shouldn't let your three points, shouldn't it, Tony? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: With the three point your rewarding play is for taking
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  Speaker 1: the easy way out. I've never understood that about bowling too.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you get more points for a strike when
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  Speaker 1: a seven ten split is much harder to convert? That
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  Speaker 1: should be a strike. Absolutely great point, Tony. And you
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  Speaker 1: know Joel Embiid won the scoring title this season with
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  Speaker 1: the current scoring system that makes zero sense. But by
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  Speaker 1: odd calculations you make a two or three and being
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  Speaker 1: smashed the NBA scoring record by scoring sixty seven points
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  Speaker 1: per game. Wow. You know, based on that, you have
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  Speaker 1: to give this entire and be a season and asterick
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  Speaker 1: because clearly the Sixes were the better team. You know,
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  Speaker 1: this is why I actually do have some respect for
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy Butler in the heat because he's also trying to
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  Speaker 1: win the NBA Finals. You know, shooting tools the way
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  Speaker 1: it's supposed to be done fast, and you know that's
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  Speaker 1: what I like. A guy who refuses to change with
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  Speaker 1: the times. That's how you do it, right Tony. You
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  Speaker 1: know you see this in the entertainment and soult in
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  Speaker 1: the know. You know, people they're making shorter content these days, shorter, shorter.
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  Speaker 1: What is Martin Scorsese doing. He's making The Irish Man
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  Speaker 1: at two hundred and nine minutes and you know that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't even long enough, right, Tony. Absolutely, when it was over,
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  Speaker 1: I just sat in the theater soaking in the credits
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  Speaker 1: and even the black screen. After my dream is that
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  Speaker 1: someday Mr scorseys he makes a movie that lasts the
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  Speaker 1: entire day. We can only hope. Tony. Now at the
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  Speaker 1: college football a disgusting story here Jimbo Fisher, the Texas
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  Speaker 1: A and M coach. Basically he's attacking Nick Saban, basically
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  Speaker 1: calling him a cheetah. And uh, you know, people, this
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  Speaker 1: is so sad to see. You know, this always happens
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  Speaker 1: in sports when a great, decent, noble rule following man
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  Speaker 1: like Nick Saban gets accused of cheating just because he's
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  Speaker 1: won Paul championships what like. You know, anytime somebody does
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  Speaker 1: something great that they got to bring out the witch hunt,
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  Speaker 1: right Tony. Of course we saw this in the past
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  Speaker 1: with the great legend. Of course, I'm talking about Lance
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  Speaker 1: Armstrong one fourteen straight toward the Frances and of course
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  Speaker 1: outcomes the jealousy and outcomes the witch hunt. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Tony out said this many times. I still maintain that
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  Speaker 1: Lance Armstrong is innocent. So do I We read his
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  Speaker 1: book the title It's all about the bike. Don't need
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  Speaker 1: to read any further. No, he told you right there
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  Speaker 1: he built a better bike. You know what I hate
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  Speaker 1: is that the witch hunt ruins all the best sports stories,
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  Speaker 1: and it's always, really, it's always led by He's angry,
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  Speaker 1: ray Ja halicks like jimbo Fisher or these nerds and
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  Speaker 1: suits who have never played a sporter, let alone touch
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  Speaker 1: the woman. You know, they just want to ruin everything.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen this all the time, right, Sammy Sosa hits
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  Speaker 1: thirty more home runs than he did the previous season. Boom,
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  Speaker 1: witch hunt, Yeah, Ben Johnson runner Finally Canada gets a
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  Speaker 1: gold medal and running boom, can't allow it? Witch hunt,
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  Speaker 1: Jose Al five two and playing baseball like he's ten
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  Speaker 1: football Pete Bunyan Boom, witch hunt, Tim Doneghee turns in
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest ref before him. It says, ever
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  Speaker 1: total domination. Then boom, which hunt. All right, let's move
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  Speaker 1: on to something a little brighter. The year isn't over,
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  Speaker 1: but we've already seen the biggest win in all of sports,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, I'll say number two is NBC
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  Speaker 1: finally firing Drew Brees. That's an easy number, but this
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  Speaker 1: is a much bigger win than I believe it or not.
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  Speaker 1: Apple TV dropping a bomb on the industry by launching
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  Speaker 1: Friday Night Baseball, and this is just what we call
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  Speaker 1: a game changing move for television, isn't that right? Doing
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  Speaker 1: Apple TV? They know what digital viewers want most, and
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  Speaker 1: that's six hours of uninterrupted baseball content on Friday night.
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  Speaker 1: What a score, you know, Tony. I've said this many times.
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  Speaker 1: You've heard it. There is no better way to spend
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  Speaker 1: a Friday night than watching Phillies Versus Malins, followed by
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  Speaker 1: brue Was versus Cardinals, followed by Rangers versus Angels. Can't
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  Speaker 1: top that as far as entertainment. Absolutely. When girls called
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  Speaker 1: me and they say they want to go out on
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  Speaker 1: Friday night, I say, sweetheart, all the action we need
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  Speaker 1: is on Apple TV. It's gonna be you, me and
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  Speaker 1: Tim Kurgee and so strap in lights, some candles and
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  Speaker 1: let Tim Kurgee and take you to paradise. Absolutely. You know,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of months ago, if you asked me, is
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  Speaker 1: it shameful for a man to stay home on a
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  Speaker 1: Friday night alone? I would have said a d yes.
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  Speaker 1: But Apple TV has reversed that now. In fact, I
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  Speaker 1: would go as far to say you're a loser if
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  Speaker 1: you go out. That's how they've changed the game. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if those dumbasses over at NBC or Fox knew what
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  Speaker 1: they were doing, they'd give us a nine hour triple
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  Speaker 1: at a followed by an eleven hour Martin Scorsesey movie
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  Speaker 1: Pay both. That is the kind of sports media analysis
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  Speaker 1: you can't get anywhere else but this show. Uh, and
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  Speaker 1: we'd love to give you more of it, but unfortunately
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  Speaker 1: we see our guests coming on the line, So let's
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  Speaker 1: get him on the full SCO satellite network satellite Alright,
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  Speaker 1: this guy coming on now says he's got a problem
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  Speaker 1: with all Warriors takes. Uh. You know him as the
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  Speaker 1: host A Straight File with Jason McIntyre. Uh. He also
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  Speaker 1: co hosts Undisputed, but you know, only on the last
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  Speaker 1: week in August when nothing's happening anyway. Uh, you know
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  Speaker 1: we've been saying the three pointers should be a top point,
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  Speaker 1: makes total sense, but he has some beef with that
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  Speaker 1: for some reason. Let's bring him in there, Jason McIntyre,
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  Speaker 1: what do you want? What? Hey? First, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: what is this Philly Sixers jersey? Was that Eric Snow?
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  Speaker 1: Is that who that jersey is? Which? Sixers the greatest
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  Speaker 1: old time? But goat could not hold Steph Curry's jockstrap
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  Speaker 1: like this I'm trying to when was the last time
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  Speaker 1: the six Ers won that. You know that we got
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  Speaker 1: all scoring systems. They don't go for the shortcut super
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  Speaker 1: teams exactly. You'd we draft the projects, the joke artist.
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  Speaker 1: That's all be the real M v P. Most Valuable
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  Speaker 1: Philadelphia and Youriff, I've been to the conference finals. Who
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  Speaker 1: Shariff doesn't even know what show? He's a conference finals
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  Speaker 1: as many times as Joe lmb. Hey, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: ego are as big as the biceps you're showing off.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just tell you something, right, and I see
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  Speaker 1: you're wearing You're wearing a warrior's jersey because you're a
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  Speaker 1: Homer and you have no sense of journalism. We do.
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  Speaker 1: You see, the war areas are ruining the NBA because
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  Speaker 1: you know what, they take the easy way out. They
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  Speaker 1: stand back there, they're too afraid to go to the basket,
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  Speaker 1: and we're rewarding them for that. We should be punishing
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  Speaker 1: them for that kind of cowardice. Exactly. So three three
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  Speaker 1: pointers are bad? Right, Just to be clear, three pointers
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  Speaker 1: are bad, two pointers are good. Is this really that
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  Speaker 1: complicated for you? I mean, come on, you're from California.
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  Speaker 1: You people are used to doing everything backwards out there.
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  Speaker 1: Joel Embiid a seven footer that all his career in
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  Speaker 1: the post, and then it gets to the NBA and realizes,
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  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, three is more valuable than two. I
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  Speaker 1: need to start shooting three. So now Joel Emba two
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  Speaker 1: shooting threes, and you're changing the game. Yeah, you shouldn't change.
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  Speaker 1: Like Martin Scorsese, he doesn't change. He continues to make movies.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what. Don't you know that you guys are
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  Speaker 1: on You're onto something. Maybe we should go back to
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  Speaker 1: the fifties in sixties when all they had was two
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  Speaker 1: pointers and you had backup firefighters and working blue collar people.
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  Speaker 1: You know exactly, you know what. I know why you
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  Speaker 1: like the Warriors so much? You know why? How tall
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  Speaker 1: are you? Yeah? Five? You're a short kid. Me, you're
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  Speaker 1: a short person. The year it was better when you
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  Speaker 1: had to be at seven feet tall to play the game.
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  Speaker 1: You want your small people to come in. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I can't even rask the basket, so I have to
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  Speaker 1: stand back your petudice against tall people. Ever learned that
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  Speaker 1: as you threes? Allen Iverson basically was Russell Westbrook. We
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  Speaker 1: never never developed a jump. That's a compliment as we
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  Speaker 1: as we see, that's a great compliment. Nobody played with
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  Speaker 1: that hot passion. You can't measure losers in Philadelphia? And
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  Speaker 1: what do you say? You just say? How does Lucky
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  Speaker 1: with the Eagles? And the question I want to ask
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  Speaker 1: you a question, Matt is high when when Skip Bayliss
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  Speaker 1: is out? How far do they have to go down
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  Speaker 1: the list of something before they get to you? The man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm basically the sixth man of the year. Basically, if
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  Speaker 1: you're you're in the stage man, it is not available,
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  Speaker 1: they go to you. You're the manager than me. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm buried in the depth chart. I'm buried in the deck.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of like your podcast, you know, I can't Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when you type neat directions the fire, how about this? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got a better name for your podcast that straight
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  Speaker 1: fire us what dumps the fire? Yeah? Exactly, sound like
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  Speaker 1: the question. One more question when you go to six Flags,
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  Speaker 1: which rides are you allot to go on? J mcs Baby,
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  Speaker 1: there we go back to the bottom. Ye, So come
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  Speaker 1: on now say it right now? So Jason, Jason, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a Universal Studios kind of guy. I don't change your subject. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're a cheeseball like that who sucks on the teeth
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  Speaker 1: of Lodge. Major corporations like Fox and Universal. We don't.
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  Speaker 1: We're independent now. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna give you one
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  Speaker 1: chance to save yourself here. Okay, Okay, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: say I Jason McIntyre. I am a short person, and
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  Speaker 1: that's why I'm angry at doll people. I think you
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  Speaker 1: guys do it by Instagram and realize who's getting buckets.
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  Speaker 1: Go look, I just do it a ba Instagram. I'm
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  Speaker 1: about telling you to follow you on the show like
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  Speaker 1: Jay the phone. He's still on there because he wants
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  Speaker 1: to show off his biceps. It can get huge guys,
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  Speaker 1: who am goodbye bye the show for the third time. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I won't be to bring in winners and your back
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  Speaker 1: losers in Philadelphia up the phone. That alright, let's just
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  Speaker 1: wrap the show there not already, I'm gonna thank God
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  Speaker 1: presenting sponsor ring doorbells, oh J corrections? Yeah, I wish
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  Speaker 1: I had a ring door bell to tell you the
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  Speaker 1: funk off? What corrections? What? First? Tim Kirchin is not
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  Speaker 1: on Apple TV. I don't know where you got that from.
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  Speaker 1: Are you like even watching these games. No, I'm too
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  Speaker 1: busy watching you destroy this show. Yeah, I'm gonna watch
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  Speaker 1: you go down to the unemployment line because you're fired off.
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  Speaker 1: What you said, Lance are strongest book is it's all
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  Speaker 1: about the bike. Yeah, now the title is it's not
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  Speaker 1: about the bike, the total opposite of what you said.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you're the total opposite of a good producer.
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  Speaker 1: Your book title is shitty book good one. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: last you know from the top. The reason Polly and
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  Speaker 1: Tony Fusco show pops up in your Google search when
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  Speaker 1: you number one, it's because it's in your browser history.
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  Speaker 1: It remembers what you always search for. Trust me, nobody
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  Speaker 1: is searching that but you. Oh yeah, well I trust me,
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  Speaker 1: nobody will be searching for you when we dump your
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  Speaker 1: body by the turnpike. Now shut up. Yeah, the only
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  Speaker 1: time your name is gonna pop up is when someone
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  Speaker 1: searches shitty producer. Now, yeah, that's it, coming looking at me.
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  Speaker 1: He's sulking, sad. Yeah, all right, goodbye. Anyway, next week
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  Speaker 1: we got him booked. Nick Foles coming on the show
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  Speaker 1: has always great job, Gony, thanks to you, bully, another
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  Speaker 1: See you