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FULL SHOW: Insults To The Chef · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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  Speaker 1: Freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Actually, Keezy,
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  Speaker 3: do you play the sexy music? I'm feeling a bit
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  Speaker 3: sexy today. Oh, g'day New Zealand. Hope you're having a
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  Speaker 3: great Thursday afternoon. It's the 10th of September, 2026, and you,
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  Speaker 3: my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, and
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  Speaker 3: it's brought to you by Reburger.
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  Speaker 1: Crave-worthy street food.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you just ruined it. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I just completely lost it then.
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  Speaker 3: I had a half.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And it's gone.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Bring it back.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready? Bring it back.
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  Speaker 3: God, as always, never ceases to amaze me. Look at you, Mogie,
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  Speaker 3: and your massive white pullover. Looking like an absolute stallion.
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  Speaker 3: You could wear a potato sack and you'd still be hot.
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  Speaker 3: How's life, mate?
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  Speaker 1: Getting pretty grousey, you mad dog. You sick son of
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  Speaker 1: a bee. I'm wearing my, I like to call it
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  Speaker 1: my boyfriend's sweater.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: So picture, if you will, old Mogie. He's naked in
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  Speaker 1: bed after quite a vigorous night of lovemaking, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: A night of it. A night of it, man. He
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  Speaker 3: rolls out of.
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  Speaker 1: Bed there, a couple of kilos of sleep in each
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  Speaker 1: corner of his eye, reaches to the ground to find
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  Speaker 1: something to cover up with, and all he can find
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  Speaker 1: is his boyfriend's oversized sweater.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I get your vibe. I'm getting it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I've got on now, Keezy. I wondered
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  Speaker 1: why you weren't wearing pants. Oatmeal.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: I know you're wondering what the colour was, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: It's oatmeal. Is that oatmeal?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 1: That's oatmeal.
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  Speaker 3: I said white. It's definitely not white. It's oatmeal. Oatmeal.
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  Speaker 1: What about you, Keezy? What are you wearing? G'day, fellas.
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  Speaker 1: I've got my Tony jacket on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you too.
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  Speaker 3: My Waz hat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready for a big Thursday, man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like a Friday. Can I say that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not happy. Should we make it Friday?
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Thursday is always my hump day because it's so
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  Speaker 3: close to Friday, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: It's a bit of a, it's just edging you around there,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Jase, I don't want to offend you there. I
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  Speaker 1: know you don't generally like this question, but is that
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  Speaker 1: a new jersey? Because I don't think I've seen it
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  Speaker 1: as a North Face black hoodie. I get the feeling
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  Speaker 1: that it's potentially new to you, but it's not new
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  Speaker 1: because it's lost the, it's a hoodie and it's lost
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  Speaker 1: a string around the neck there that would normally be
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  Speaker 1: in the holes.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you, Mogey. It's a hoodie that
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  Speaker 3: I normally wear around home, but, and I really like it.
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  Speaker 4: It's really warm and comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: It looks comfy.
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  Speaker 4: But my daughter always steals it.
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  Speaker 6: Always.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm always walking around the house effing and jeffing going,
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  Speaker 3: where's my damn sweater? And then I realised my daughter's
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  Speaker 3: got it. So she gave it back to me today,
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  Speaker 3: so I'm wearing it today.
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  Speaker 1: And what happened to the drawstring in the neck?
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  Speaker 3: I yanked it. Yeah, you did. What's happening on The
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  Speaker 3: Big Show with Old Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: Another day, another opportunity to get yourself into the draw
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  Speaker 1: for Would You Rather. It's Waz or Cars. Listen out
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  Speaker 1: for the cue to call and you might find yourself
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  Speaker 1: the winner of one of the greatest trips of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Also going to be having a bit of a chat
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  Speaker 1: to you, Hoare J. You've had an issue, man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I really do.
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  Speaker 1: You had another dining out issue. I guess when you
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  Speaker 1: spend all your time dining out, that's where you're going
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  Speaker 1: to have your issues.
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  Speaker 3: For sure. For sure.
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  Speaker 1: But coming up next, fellas, we asked a question. The
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  Speaker 1: Big Show asked, can AI be used for good? I
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  Speaker 1: saw something on social media last night that makes me
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  Speaker 1: think maybe it can. It gets a bad rap, doesn't it, AI?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be interested to hear about this one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because I've had negative experiences with it.
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  Speaker 4: Here's Audioslave.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Yes indeed, Sheehan there on the Hauraki Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Thursday afternoon, the time 15 minutes past 4 o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Fellas, I was laying in bed last night just thinking.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know? Sometimes I like to do that, Keezy, clear mind.
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  Speaker 1: Just clear my mind and just see what comes to me.
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  Speaker 1: And I was thinking about AI.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: You heard about this, man? I have heard about it, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about artificial insemination or intelligence?
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  Speaker 7: Intelligence. Artificial intelligence. Have you not heard of artificial intelligence?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's different.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking insemination. But is there such.
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  Speaker 1: A thing as an artificial insemination, Jase, if there ends
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  Speaker 1: up being a pregnancy in a child born or.
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  Speaker 3: A cow born?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think there is.
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  Speaker 1: It's not the insemination that's artificial. It's the method. It's
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  Speaker 1: the act of sex. That's the thing that's artificial now.
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  Speaker 1: Because oftentimes you'll find, Keezy, rather than having a cow
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  Speaker 1: or a horse, for example, with a penis... you'll have
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  Speaker 1: a vet with a big glove on, and it'll stick
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  Speaker 1: at the end of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: That's the part, to me, that reeks of being artificial. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I've watched videos, and you've watched videos.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I've only watched videos you've sent me.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. We get the one horse there, and the
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  Speaker 1: one horse gets the other horse going. Now, that other
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  Speaker 1: horse is going for it now, and then right at
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  Speaker 1: the last minute, they get rid of that horse, and
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  Speaker 1: then in comes the bloke with the glove on. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the old switcheroo. The old switcheroo, they call it in
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  Speaker 1: the farming industry, Keezy. Next thing you know, the cow
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  Speaker 1: or horse has been inseminated. So there's nothing artificial about
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  Speaker 1: the insemination. So for me, AI has always been artificial intelligence. Right,
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  Speaker 1: so that's what we're talking about now is the intelligence. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have time now.
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  Speaker 3: We've run out of time.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we could quickly touch on it if you want. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was lying in bed last night and I was
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  Speaker 1: watching a video there and it got me thinking that
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  Speaker 1: actually maybe artificial intelligence has got a bad rap because
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of talk about privacy concerns, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Job displacements, like your job's going to be gone soon.
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  Speaker 1: They won't need you for this type of work.
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  Speaker 3: What, on radio?
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  Speaker 1: Well, just the panelling stuff, you know.
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  Speaker 3: It'll all be machines.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm mainly here for my content, though. High development costs,
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  Speaker 1: the waste of water and all that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 1: But there's some really good stuff as well, some real positive.
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  Speaker 7: See, I would disagree because a lot of the stuff
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  Speaker 7: I've seen to do with AI, sure, it can help.
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  Speaker 7: But at this stage, I think it does a lot
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  Speaker 7: more bad than good.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: For example?
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  Speaker 7: So, for example, we use the Hodaki Big Show. We
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  Speaker 7: put a video up last night of the three of
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  Speaker 7: us working at Reburger.
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  Speaker 1: It's quite fun.
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  Speaker 7: Fun little video there. And then someone's put in the
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  Speaker 7: comments a photo of me on all fours. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: On the floor of Reburger looking back over my shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: Classic Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Classic Keezy. I know, right?
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  Speaker 1: But then I was like, I don't remember doing that.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 7: And then with Jase's Come Dine With Me video, there
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  Speaker 7: was a photo of me on all fours with Jez
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  Speaker 7: on my back.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Not for the first time.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: Jase's cat. I'll be honest with you, Keezy. I think
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  Speaker 3: it's just become unconscious for you. What do you mean? Well,
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  Speaker 3: I think when you get a bit stressed or you're distracted,
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  Speaker 3: it's your natural go-to to go on all fours and
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  Speaker 3: looking over your shoulder. That's right. It's what you do
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  Speaker 3: when you're nervous or anxious.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be really concerned if you were going for a
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  Speaker 3: high-powered job interview, for example, and you're freaking out, that
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  Speaker 3: you would suddenly drop on all fours and look over
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  Speaker 3: your shoulder in the interview.
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  Speaker 7: So you're saying that those photos that people have made
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  Speaker 7: aren't actually just AI.
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  Speaker 1: Photos and they actually happened. Yeah, they actually happened. And
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  Speaker 1: it's funny that you use those as an example because
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  Speaker 1: that was exactly what I meant, which was great because
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  Speaker 1: those things actually did happen. And yes, there were images
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  Speaker 1: of you on all fours looking over your shoulder in
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  Speaker 1: one instance. as you say, with jizz on your back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Jase's cat, jizz. But the AI sort of gave you
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  Speaker 1: a tidier haircut.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And put on your Tony jacket and another one. I
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  Speaker 1: just thought, what a great use of AI. Just a
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  Speaker 1: slight tweak.
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  Speaker 3: To be fair to Keezy, substantially bigger ass.
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  Speaker 7: My ass is huge in the Reburger one, which, to
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  Speaker 7: be honest, wasn't too upset about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. A little bit of extra junk.
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  Speaker 1: But, yeah, I guess that's my point is that, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you go and have a look on the Instagram
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  Speaker 1: there anyway, the Hauraki Big Show, have a look at
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  Speaker 1: those images in the comments section and see what you think.
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  Speaker 1: But what are some other examples there, fellas, of AI
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  Speaker 1: being used, like in this example, for good?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, for good things.
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  Speaker 1: For positive reasons. Well, it's creative, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: For things that will change the world for the better.
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  Speaker 7: Well, if anyone's got any ideas, 3483, text it through.
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  Speaker 7: $ 50 reburger vouchers up for grabs. And if anyone's had
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  Speaker 7: any experience with the artificial insemination as well.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Either AI, 3483, $ 50 e-burger vouchers up for grabs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff. We're Stone Temple Pilots.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Green day here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Thursday afternoon. The time is 4.29, which means it's time for....
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  Speaker 7: What's on the news?
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  Speaker 1: With me, Casey. Fellas, huge news right in the tech world.
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  Speaker 7: This morning, Apple announced the new iPhone 18 and the
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  Speaker 7: 18 Pro and the Pro Max, right? So it's the
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  Speaker 7: latest iPhone, blah, blah, who cares?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: They also announced their first ever foldable iPhone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so it's closed and on the front there's a screen,
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  Speaker 7: but if you open it, there's an even bigger screen. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Folds out like a book.
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  Speaker 7: Now, Samsung and a few other companies have already been
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  Speaker 7: doing this for a while, but the reason I bring
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  Speaker 7: it up is because I would like you to guess...
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  Speaker 7: How much for one of the new Apple foldable phones, right?
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  Speaker 7: let's go for the top level the top level with
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  Speaker 7: two terabyte storage alright so you've got a crap load
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  Speaker 7: of storage.
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  Speaker 1: There two what if you can imagine a big garage
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  Speaker 1: yeah with all your storage so you're putting all your
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  Speaker 1: photos in there and everything like that yes yes now
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  Speaker 1: two of those garages wow yes a big Whereas the
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  Speaker 1: standard person would just have a little garden shed. You've
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  Speaker 1: got a letterbox.
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  Speaker 3: That's huge.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's big. Wow, okay.
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  Speaker 7: So you can get it with just the letterbox or
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  Speaker 7: the garden shed, but you've opted for the top-of-the-line double garage.
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask, what phones do you fellas have? What
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  Speaker 3: is this, 18?
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  Speaker 7: I think I've got a 15.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't tell you. I've got no idea. They all look
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  Speaker 1: exactly the same to me. I don't really care.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a Samsung 86.
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  Speaker 3: You're the man.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 3: Have a guess.
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  Speaker 1: The new foldable iPhone. Two terabyte. You go first, Jase.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go 1800.
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  Speaker 5: 1800.
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  Speaker 1: Good guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be cheap.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go three and a half grand. Three
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  Speaker 1: and a half grand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: For the top model.
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  Speaker 7: The top model of the foldable iPhone is $ 6, 599.
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  Speaker 1: You're joking. Six and a half grand. So it costs
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  Speaker 1: more than a laptop. A laptop.
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  Speaker 3: Now, get this.
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  Speaker 1: The entry-level one, right? Oh, that's the entry-level one. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's the top one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: The entry-level, cheapest one with the little letterbox, Jason, instead
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  Speaker 1: of the double garage.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: $ 4, 199.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, jeez.
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  Speaker 1: But you look, am I right in saying that if
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  Speaker 1: I'm at the bus stop?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Steering at my phone. Yeah. That I'll look cooler than
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: the other people? Oh, you'll look sick.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's worth it. But if you're spending six grand
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  Speaker 1: on a phone while you're at the bus stop, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Well, I can't afford to get
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  Speaker 1: a car or anything because I.
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  Speaker 3: Spend six grand on my phone. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because how much did you spend on your phone, Jase?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I think it was about five or six K.
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  Speaker 3: Was it? Yeah, something like that. But that's outrageous, though,
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  Speaker 3: isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: What else does it do other than have too many screens? Look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It must have some pretty good features because,
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  Speaker 1: as I say, like a laptop, Like I've got one
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  Speaker 1: of the little ones, whatever they're called. Yeah, one of those, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And then I've previously had a MacBook Pro. They went
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: for about $ 2, 500. They might be up to almost $ 3, 000 now.
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  Speaker 1: So what are we doing that's $ 6, 700? I'm going to
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: go out on a limb. Taking the piss?
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you are taking the piss.
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  Speaker 1: Taking the piss, that's it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to go out on a limb and say
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  Speaker 7: it's got something to do with the fact that it's
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  Speaker 7: in a lot more of a compressed space and the
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  Speaker 7: foldable screen technology. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just tubing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And the other thing is... Ramageddon.
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  Speaker 3: Ramageddon.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard about Ramageddon? The price of Ram is
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  Speaker 1: through the roof thanks to AI.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what I was going to say is this maybe
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  Speaker 3: got some correlation with the AI chat we were having earlier.
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  Speaker 1: The insemination.
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  Speaker 3: I know what you're thinking, Jase.
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  Speaker 1: So he's thinking of like actual Rams? Yes. And the
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  Speaker 1: artificial insemination, whereas I'm talking about Ram.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no. I'm not talking about getting a Ram.
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  Speaker 7: I'm talking about Ram that is in like a memory
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  Speaker 7: in there.
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  Speaker 1: It's like ROM.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Like ROM.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not. But it's RAM.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's RAM and ROM.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Look, to be honest with you, man, that's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: It is stupid. Can I ask this question of the
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: audience out there? Would you buy one? I don't want
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: to talk to the people who are sane and wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: buy one, but I'm interested to know from the people
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  Speaker 1: that would buy one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I guess why? And I think the one that
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  Speaker 1: most people would go for is the entry-level $ 4, 200 one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what world are people living in? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Dog squad money, man.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez. I reckon.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
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  Speaker 2: One weekend of a lifetime.
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  Speaker 3: Would you rather?
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, Wazel. Cars, you decide.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: New Zealand, two amazing prizes. Whichever way you go, basically.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: Whichever way you go.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: What you could do is.
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: You know, win this competition and then go to the
• 14:05
  Speaker 7: grand final, the NRL grand final. Hopefully watch the WAS
• 14:08
  Speaker 7: and then two weeks later go to Bathurst.
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: You know, on your own dime.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 14:12
  Speaker 7: If you're planning on going to Bathurst or planning on
• 14:14
  Speaker 7: going to the grand final, you could try and win
• 14:16
  Speaker 7: the other one and do both.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: How good. How good. I mean, I don't know if
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: I'd stick around for a couple of weeks to go
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: to it. Although, if the Warriors won the grand final,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: tie one on for a couple of weeks.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just have a party.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Sleep for a couple of days and then boom. Into Bathurst.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: They'd come back a shell of a human. Oh, yeah,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: how good. It'd be so good.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: How good.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: G'day, Lizzie. How's life?
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: How are you?
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thank you. Tell me, Lizzie, what do you
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: do for a crust?
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: I'm an accountant, but I'm actually on parental leave at
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: the moment. I'm four months old.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Double backbone.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Is that your first little kitty there?
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: No, actually, I was sitting and it's your guy's fault
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: because I wrote him to meet Katie Nitz and he
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: told me to fill my boots and go again.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, Lizzie. We tell
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of lies on this show.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: A lot of lies.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: He said you've really screwed it up on everyone so
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: he knows I'll have another.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: And that is 100% true. That is true.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Have you named it after a member of the big
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: show perchance?
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: Actually, as a boy, we were going to name our
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: wedding day, we were going to call it Parker.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Parker.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: Actually, that's a really good name, Parker.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I like it.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I forgot about Parker from Thunderbirds. Oh, good stuff.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Hey, Lizzie.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Girl, actually.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Girl's rule, man. Girl's rule.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe Lady Penelope.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Milady. Milady.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Lizzie, what are you going with, Waz or Cars?
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Waz.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you. Lizzie, well, good luck, mate.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck with the kid. Hey, and have a third.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: It only gets better, eh, Jase?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Go four, Lizzie.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: Go four. The Horty J special. You hold the line there, Lizzie,
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: and Pugs will put you in the draw.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: G'day, Bobby, you mad bastard. How's life?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Great. How are you boys? Yeah, very, very. You're sounding
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: like you're having a great day, Bobby.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: I'm having a massive migraine, but you boys just made
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: my day better.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Usually because of migraines, actually, so that's good. Bobby, what
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: do you do for a crust?
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: I'm a nurse at Nelson Hospital.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: That is a backbone. Good on you, mate. Massive backbone.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Bloody oath. I'll tell you what. The old bloody migraines
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: aren't to be messed with. I used to get them
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: in my teens. Oh, did you? Yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Total blackout. Used to vomit.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: It was a nightmare.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Growing pains, eh, as well.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: It's just the fact that I've got a massive head
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: and honker.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, Bobby, are you thinking Waz or Carsman?
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Warriors all the way, baby.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Warriors all the way.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, baby.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Good on you, Bobby. I like the cut of your jib.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: You hold the line, Bobby.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Good luck with the migraine.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Thank you, boys. Thanks, mate.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: A couple of fizzed up listeners there, fellas. Yeah, totally.
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: At the end of the day, if you win this prize,
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: you'll get three nights in Sydney with shuttles to and
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: from Bathurst, both Saturday and Sunday, if you choose cars
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: or if you choose Waz. You once again go to Sydney,
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: have the weekend of your life at the NRL Grand Final,
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: and you go to the races on the Saturday, to.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: The Randwick races. Yeah. Peak way too early, have an
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: absolute blowout.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: And then feel like shit for the Grand Final.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty excited. I've got my flight over there. I
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: haven't got a flight back. That's something of a concern,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it there, fellas.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mate.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: And I've got a ticket, so I'm fizzing. But I'm also,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I'm really stoked that I'm going to be going on
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the Sunday afternoon. So I arrive a few hours before kickoff.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Get stuck in. Might be the smartest thing I've ever done.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. It's a good call there, Mogi. In the meantime,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: here's REM.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed. Jimmy Eat World there on the Radio Hodaki
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: The time is 4.51. Let's talk TV. What's on the
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: telly with Mike Minogue. That's right.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Fellas, last night I watched a movie. We had a
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: couple of the stars in here yesterday afternoon, Jackie Van
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Beek and Johnny Brough. The film is called Mum, I'm
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Alien Pregnant. It's out at cinemas now. Um, great cast
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: in it. It's got those two, obviously. Um, it's also
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: got Arlo Green, um, who seems to be in everything,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: but geez, he's a, he's a bloody good actor. Um,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: also Hannah Lynch in the lead, Yvette Parsons as well,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: and a bit of a who's who of other supporting
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: cast here and there. Those are all New Zealanders, right?
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: All New Zealanders. And it's, um, Well, it's pretty much
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: it says it on the label. A woman that's living
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: with her mother ends up becoming pregnant to somebody else
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: who lives at the sort of housing estate type set
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: up that she lives with, that she lives at. And
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: this guy is essentially half an alien.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: He's half alien?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: He's half alien because his mother, Jackie Van Beek, got
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: abducted by aliens.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: And inseminated. Not artificially, can I say that?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Very fishily.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Officially. And then had this kid, Arlo Green,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: who's now half an alien.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Half alien.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that was how it worked.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: That's how it goes.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Far out.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Anyway, she gets pregnant. And the way that the aliens work,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: and I don't know if you know this, Key Uzi,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: but the pregnancy goes very, very quickly. It advances very quickly.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: The gestation period. The gestation period, which is beneficial for
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: a movie that's about an hour and a half long. Perfect.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: Perfect.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: So it's her becoming pregnant Realising she's pregnant And then
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: all of the issues that she's having with her body
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: It's in the sort of same vein as Bad Taste,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: and there is some weird sort of grossy-out stuff. You
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: saw some of it, Jase, with me yesterday afternoon when
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: we watched the first half hour of it. But at
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: the same time, that's really funny. So it's like Peter
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Jackson's Bad Taste. So there's some gross-out stuff in it,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: but it is also really funny. But can I say...
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: A significantly better film in terms of the production value
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: than Bad Taste was. That was very much of its time.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: These guys know how to direct. The acting is great.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: The script was really tight. It's really brilliantly made. Yeah,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: so all I can say as it comes out today,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: go and watch it. I'm going to give it... got
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: about 15 minutes to go sadly.
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: And the issue is right because you guys know those
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: people you've been in staff movies and tv shows with
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: them mate you know but.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: You couldn't come on here and go oh one buzzy
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: well i tell you what you wouldn't because number one
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't choose to be in something that's garbage and
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: then when they're in it it instantly elevates it johnny
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: bruff is hilarious jackie van beek is one of the
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: best actors that we've got in this country um yvette
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: parsons is absolutely hilarious she's very funny and Arlo Green's
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: a brilliant actor and the lead who I had not
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: seen before Hannah Lynch is really great as well so
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go three and a half buzzies it
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: could go higher I understand it's got a huge climax
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: at the end of it as well but get along
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: and see it it's really fun really funny and it's
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: about an hour and a half which straight away makes
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: it three stars or three buzzies for me mum I'm
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: alien pregnant and cinema's now.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I went to the theatre oh you did last night
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: yes and Just see you play at the Basement Theatre.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: I believe it was called Eating Mangroves.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: It was Mangrove Eaters.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, Mangrove Eaters.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I saw it the night before. Yes.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah, yeah. And can I just say, first and foremost,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I've done a lot of shows in the basement.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: It was good to be back.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how long's it been?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: It's been.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Literally years.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. So it was kind of nostalgic to go back.
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: Is this the thing, Moggy, you've told me about where
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: when you've seen a play and you don't know how
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: to comment on it, so you comment on, for example,
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: the venue first.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Oh, right.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: You lead with that. It just flooded me with memories, Keezy.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: And it's just down the road from you as well, Joe.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: And it's just down the road from me.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: No, look, I really enjoyed it. And what I enjoyed
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: about it is.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: It took me back to the enthusiasm I used to
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: have doing theatre and all that sort of stuff when
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: I used to love it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Before I became a cynical old bastard. That's right. You
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: And it was written.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: By two of the people in the play.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I love the idea that there's young people
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: getting out there and giving it a crack and giving
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: it a nudge. And the audience really enjoyed it and
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed it too. I'll be honest with you, I
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: didn't love the play. Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: But I enjoyed the performances. Yeah, 100%. Sugar Ray Bruce.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, very good.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: One of the leads and also writer on it. And
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: she is a fantastic actor. And Zach Tamati is another
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: one of the co-writers. And I'm pretty sure he's a co-writer,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: but also an actor. Those two are on Frank's books,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: along with you, Keezy.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: You mad bastard.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: Frank being Mogi's agency. Oh, yeah, we should clarify that.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: It's just not a guy called Frank. By the way,
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: coming up after 5 o'clock, the Hodaki Big Show is
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: heading down to the Dunedin Beer Festival. Wow.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Thanks to our mates at Emerson's.
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: And to celebrate that, Emerson's have made a special brew
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: for the big show.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: It just needs a name.
• 23:05
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• 23:09
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• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, how good.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Also coming up after 5, a bit of improv.
• 23:15
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• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Massive backbones, hope your Thursday isn't dragging its arse. You're
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought to you by Reburger.
• 23:28
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• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Fellas, just on Reburger, I've got an apology to make
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: to Reburger in our next voice break.
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: In the nest.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: In the next one. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: I feel like I betrayed them somewhat.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Well, just clarifying, because I told a story last week
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: or earlier this week. It was earlier this week.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Jeez.
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: When I was really hungover, then I went and got
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: a burger for breakfast at 10.30.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: But it was from a competing restaurant. And I felt
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: really bad. But then I was like, well, hang on.
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: I don't have to swear off any burger that's not re-burger.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Do I?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Yes. Well, if I remember correctly, they weren't open. No,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: they weren't open. 100% they weren't open, yeah. There you go.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: You forgot that bit, eh? Yeah, well, I was very hungover, mate.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. And also coming up, too, on
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: that front, it's going to be a bit of an
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: apology session, really. I've got to apologise to one of
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: our very loyal listeners who I bumped into last night.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Because I feel like I sold them under the bridge
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: a little bit. Ah, yeah, right.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: More like, oh, you sold them under the bridge. I
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: think you sell someone down the river.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is that what it is?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: And sold under the bridge. Maybe we'll look up the
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: meanings of each of those because.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I've got a bit concerned about both of them.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: I knew a guy who bought something off someone under
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: a bridge and then he.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Went to jail.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I know a guy that bought something under a bridge.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Not good.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Or rented it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: And also on that front, by the way, fellas, I'm
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: going to need your help because I've got an issue
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: and I need to, you know, get your guidance on it.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: So we may have to do a bit of an
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: improv around it so we can sort of, you know,
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: flesh it out.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Put it on.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot on.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Portie J needs a lot of help. And I tell
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: you what's also going to help, I've been alive.
• 25:12
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• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Arctic Monkeys there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Thursday afternoon. The time, 12 minutes past 5 o'clock. I
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: had a bit of a shocker last night on the
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: food front. And first and foremost, I want to make
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: an apology to, because as you know, we were going
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: out to a theatre. So we thought, oh, we'll get
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: a quick bite to eat, my wife and I said,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: before we go to the theatre. Now, normally, because I said,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: what about burgers? And she said, yeah, I'm into that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Normally we would have gone to Reburger. Unfortunately, Reburger's a
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: little bit far away from where we were. And there's
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: a joint really close to where we live and we've
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: never been in there before. It looks quite nice. So
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I said to my wife, why don't we go there
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: and then we can go straight to the theatre? She said,
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: great idea.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Right, okay.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: So that's my apology to Reburger.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Well, you didn't say sorry. Oh, sorry, Reburger.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: There you go. First time ever.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Boom, done. So we went to this place and, you know,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: it's got your stock standard kind of burger arrangements.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: What's it called?
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Tell you what it's called.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: You know, and as I say, nice decor and all
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: that sort of jazz. And so I ordered a pretty
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: standy Angus beef burger. My wife ordered a fish burger.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: And then we sat there for about 25 minutes. And
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: there were two other people in the joint. And it
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: was like 25 minutes. It shouldn't take 25 minutes to
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: make two burgers. Well, that's my opinion. So anyway, the
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: burgers come out. And frankly, they were abysmal. I mean,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have minded 25-Minute Way if the burgers that
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: came out were like the bomb. Just like really good burgers. Now,
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: my burger is meant to have Angus beef patty and
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: pickles and all this sort of stuff on it. The
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: bun was so old that when you started eating it,
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: it literally disintegrated in my hands. And so I was
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: trying to eat this burger, and the bun was so
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: old that it just fell apart, and I've just got
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: food everywhere.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: It had no sauce.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: No sauce at all.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: No sauce on my burger. No pickles.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Did you order it without sauce?
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: No.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I'm absolutely sure, because I love a lot of sauce
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: on my burgers. Right.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: My wife got a fish burger, same thing.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Her one's disintegrating because the bun's so old. Old bit
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: of hokey, crumbed hokey in there. No sauce whatsoever.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Did she order it without sauce?
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: No, she did not. She loves a bit of sauce, Keezy. Absolutely.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: So hers fell apart. There's about 50 bucks. $ 50.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to be honest, at Reburger, it goes further than Reburger.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: And we didn't even get fries or anything. Got a drink.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: So anyway, we were sitting there.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I was effing and jeffing because I was a bit
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: hangry because I didn't finish it all.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: And then a dude walks in.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Off the street. And he goes, good eating, Hoity J.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: And I went, yeah, man, not too bad. And then
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: he was like, oh, I'm a big fan of the show, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: And I went, yeah, good on you, mate.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Backbone.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: You're backbone.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: And he went and sat down and ordered a burger.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Because of your recommendation.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Because of my recommendation.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: So if you're listening, and I think he is because
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: he said he listens to every show, I'm sorry, mate.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I'd love to hear from that guy and find out
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: what his burger experience was.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: It was a shocker.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm assuming, Josie, you didn't say a word to
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: the proprietor.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Now, this is where I need your help.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Because I was legit effing and jeffing about it. I
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: was like, that was so bad. The issue that I
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: had was that there was a very pleasant young lady
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: who was serving us, and it looked like she was
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: trying to deal with a lot of stuff. And so
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I didn't have any issue with her, and I didn't
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: want to go up to her and go, I'm sorry.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: But that was really bad.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: But it's not her fault.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: It's not her fault, but she could pass it on.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: But it's the only way to communicate the message. You
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: want the message to get through.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: You want the message to get through. Now, what I
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: do when I'm running a slum burger joint is I
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: put a young woman out the front that nobody wants
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: to tell a bad word to.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I see.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: That's the first thing I do. Yeah. But you need
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: to tell them because what they need to know is
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: it's now at the point where we're noticing. You're cutting costs,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: you're having a go, understood times are tough, but But, yeah.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Now we've got the stale crumbling buns, man. Now we've
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: got the no sauces, no pickles, $ 25. $ 50, yeah, for two.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Shut it down. Yeah. Pack it up.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: It's for their own good.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Move it on.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Well, don't close the store down.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean, you know.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: So what you need is an improv. We'll do a
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: run through of how to politely pass that message on.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's what I struggle with.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, let's do that next. Okay, all right. That'll
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: help you, Jase.
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: Fine.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: In the meantime.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: There's the Foo Fighters, fellas.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Cake there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: The time is 5.24 and we were just talking before
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: about how I find it very difficult when I'm in
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: a restaurant if I've been served a really bad meal.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: to actually say something about it. I tend to just
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: walk out, pay my bill, and just not say anything.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: And not go there ever again, and that'll show them.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and not go there ever again.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Whereas it can actually be helpful and constructive for them
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: to know.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's right. So they can address it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: If you were running a restaurant, Jason, you were putting
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: out food that was substandard, you would want to know,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: especially if it was an accident. If you were doing
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: it on purpose... Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be like... Well, yeah, what do you expect?
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: Well, so we figured an improv is probably the best
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: way to do it.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: Because I used to struggle with this exact same thing
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: and I worked on it and I actually think I
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: can genuinely teach you.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Something that works for me.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, good. That'll be good, Keezy.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get into it. One, two, three.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Sound speed. Lights. Camera.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: Action.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Now it's time for the Big Show Improv.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: So for this one, I'll be the customer.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: Mogi, you're always quite good at just figuring out a
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: character and coming in.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Thanks, man.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Later on.
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: But I think, Jase, it'd be quite handy if you
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: were the person behind the counter.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, sure.
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: So that you get a taste of how it works.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Front of house.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to be good at front of house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And just remember, obviously, you're very polite when you do this, right?
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Well, yes.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: 100%. So that's the key.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: So I'll just find some restaurant ambience.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: It's very busy.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: It's obviously doing a thriving business.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: You ready?
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Hey, excuse me.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: Hello.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: How are you? Good.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: What was your name? Could you lose the cap, please?
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: We don't have caps inside. What, a hat? Yes, we
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: don't like people wearing hats.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: But you're wearing a hat. Why am I not allowed
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: to wear a hat?
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the moniker of the actual restaurant.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: So the restaurant's allowed to wear hats, but why? Can
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I just call cut there? Chris, you said that you're
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: really good with dealing with these people that are front
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: of house, and straight away you can really argument. Pretty
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: standard to be asked not to wear a hat.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: And then straight away you're into a sort of a
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: combative sort of a set up.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Moji.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: I thought he was a bit combative too, actually.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I've been to a lot of restaurants.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Not heaps.
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: Not like in a rich way, but I've been to
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: a lot of restaurants and I've never been asked to
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: take my hat off.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Right. So you've got to, I would have thought you'd
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: have to adapt. Maybe you're the wrong person for the job.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Fair enough. Right. Let's just not get bogged down.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: No, sure. Here we go. Hey, excuse me. Sorry, mate.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not serving you any more beers. You've had plenty.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: All right? Yeah, okay, fair enough. We don't serve intoxicated
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: people here.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: No, that's 100% fair enough.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: And could you lose the cap, please?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I'll take the hat here.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Has this been it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. Okay, cool.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, I just wanted to have a chat to you
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: about the meal that I was served.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: My wife and I came here for dinner and, you know,
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: we've walked past the place a lot. We thought we
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: must go in there and try it. We've come here,
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: we've tried it. It's our first time.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: We ordered the burgers.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I had the Angus burger, and the buns are quite
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: noticeably stale.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's deliberate.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: That's where we get them from.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: You get them from stale.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: No, no, but they're not actually stale. It's the kind
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: of bun that they are. Right, okay.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Very similar to a sourdough.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: It's a specialty of this actual restaurant.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Right, so it's not stale, it's intentional.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's intentional, yes.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Right, okay.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, mate, your hat's really bugging me, actually.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm holding it next to me.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: And this is what happens when people tend to have
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: a few beersies. They get all uppity.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Take a look around the place, mate. Take a look
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: around the place.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Everyone's enjoying themselves.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Well, they're not really. They don't enjoy.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: You're down, Buzz, coming here.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: If you've got a problem, just go out there and
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: don't come back, mate.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I'll just cut you there. Fellas, once again, you're getting
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: a bit combative.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Keezy. Yeah, Jase.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: What?
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm trying and you're just focusing on the fact
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: that I'm wearing a hat and calling me drunk.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Keezy, why don't you take your hat off? I did
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: take it off, remember? Well, I think the problem is
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: that Jase is very much a method actor, and he
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: can see that you said that you'd taken it off,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: but here in the studio, you've still.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Got it on.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: So for this improv, I have to take my actual
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: hat off? Yes, I think so. Will that make you happy, Jase,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: or make it easier for you to do your acting?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: All right, fine.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take my hat off, right, if it
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: means that this doesn't get stupid again, all right? Okay,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: here we go.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Hey, excuse me. G'day, mate. How you doing? You that
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: guy from the radio show, The Big Show?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's me.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, Keezy.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how you going?
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Don't use our bog, mate.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: No, I won't. It's funny stuff.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, just the food I ordered.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I've never seen you without a hat on.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I think I'll have myself a beer.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: The Radio Hauraki Big Show. Name our beer.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: How good would that be, fellas?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Naming a beer.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Naming a beer and having your name on a beer.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Your name. Well, not necessarily your name, but a name
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: that you thought of.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: You could buy it for your mates and go, I
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: gave them that name.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: The Big Show has a new beer, thanks to Emerson's.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: It'll be at the Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: later on this year.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: It is a tropical hazy pale ale.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: Now, we're looking for name suggestions on 3483, so text
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: them on through. And everyone that we, well, choose a
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: few of them and dish out some brand.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: New Emerson's hoodies.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: They've given us a whole bunch of them that are
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: bloody good.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: So far, my favourite's Sri Honka Hazy. Yes.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it because it's clean.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: It's clean, it's crisp, and it does the job.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: And you know who it's talking about as well.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: It's a shame there's not two of us, because then
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: it could be called Twin Beaks. You know, like the show?
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It doesn't work, though. Well, to be fair, it's only
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: you two that have got the big beaks, so it
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: could still work.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: You must have had a few beers yourself if you
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: think that, man.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at your side profile.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: My soad profile. Your joe profile.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: It's pretty shocking.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: Just looking at the texts here, a few of them
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: starting to come through, which is bloody good. This one
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: straight away, jizz fizz.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Look, we've had it before.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: And I still love it. I still love the jizz fizz.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Someone here just wants to name it shocking bastard.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's an obvious one, isn't it? It might
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: get vetoed. Here's the thing. We've done this before, and
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that they keep coming back to us because
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: every suggestion we make gets the kibosh. Well, it's because
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: they're all filthy. We only had a couple that even
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: got past the censors last time. Do you remember that?
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: And I think it was one of only two options
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: that wasn't fouled. That's the issue is our audience, clearly,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: and it's nothing to do with us.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: They're obviously filthy. Maybe if we go to the phones, fellas.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let's do it. G'day, Kevin, you mad bastard.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: How's life?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Good, mate.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Is she all good?
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, mate. How's the beautiful toe pull today? Oh,
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: she's a bit hazy, mate.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: She's not too good today.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, a bit hazy, just like the big show beer, man.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but have you got a name for us, Kev?
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought you could call it the Midnight Steamer.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that, man. The Midnight Steamer.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Nobody's going to get people wanting to have a few
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: beers and calling something after a grogan.
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but also it sounds like people that don't know
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: what the Midnight Steamer is, it doesn't sound filthy.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: No, that's true.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: It's a good suggestion, Kev. Wrap your lips around the
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: midnight steamer, you reckon, Kev?
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or the hazy midnight steamer.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, there we go. Hazy midnight steamer.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not bad. Yeah, that's pretty good.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Go on.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Thanks, Kev.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: You've got yourself an Emerson's hoodie, mate. You hold the line.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, beauty. G'day, mate.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Let's go to another person here.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: G'day, Jordan, you mad bastard. How's life?
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: G'day, Kev.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust, Jordan?
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I'm an arborist.
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: Arborist?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Arborist, yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, nice. Backbone.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Shocking bastard.
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: Have you got a name for us there, Jordan?
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: I was thinking incomprehensibly hazy.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Incomprehensibly hazy.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. That would go straight through.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it would. There's no filth whatsoever.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: You don't want to throw the word jizz in there somewhere, Jordan? Well,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: it's funny you should say that, Keezy, because we've had
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: one come through here on 3483. What do you think
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: about this one there, Jordan? Cloudy with a chance of jizz.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: It's clever stuff. Maybe hazy with a chance of jizz.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: Jordan, you've got yourself an Emerson's hoodie as well, mate.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Mate, it would be out the gate to have a
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: beer that you've named.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: It would be.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I'd be walking into the nearest bottle store and saying,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: give it to me.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I want it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I named it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Giz it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: I'll be giving it to all the whanau and friends
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: at Christmas and stuff like that. I named that.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: That's mine.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: I did it.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Hey. Z. Hello.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: Nice, Mogey.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: See what you did there?
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: Emerson's, by the way, they are the ones making the
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: beer for us to celebrate the Dunedin Craft Beer and
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: Food Festival. We're going to be down there. If you
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: want your tickets, dunedinbeerfestival.co.nz. shaping up to be a doozy
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: can I just point out to the person who's texting
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: in on 3483 yes we can see that you're texting
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: in bird shit jizz but we're not going to read
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: it out yeah yeah yeah we don't want to be
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: saying that sort of stuff no not at all man
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: not at all who's going to drink.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: That Here's Royal Blood.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed. Led Zeppelin there on the Radio Hauraki Big
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Show this Thursday evening, the time 5.48.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Fellas, today was the opening of the Oasis documentary, Don't
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Look Back at Anger.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Fellas there. It's all about Oasis. I don't know if
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: you've heard about them, but the brothers Liam and Noel
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: there didn't talk for 15 years.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: That's quite some time.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: It's a long time for brothers.
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: It's a long time. They've got the footage from their
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: last gig in Paris where a French guy, I can
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: only assume he's French because he came out onto the
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: stage and he spoke into the microphone and he was
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: speaking in French. And he said, sadly, the event's not
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: going to take place this evening. Noel and Liam have
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: had a massive fight backstage. They've broken up immediately. This
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: gig tonight is off. The entire tour is off. and
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Noel will be updating why he dislikes Liam so much
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: later on on their website. Yeah. That is legit.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Wow. To be honest with you, though, man, I didn't
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: really know what the breakup was. I knew that they'd
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: broken up and that they were at loggerheads with each other,
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: but I never really knew the story of it.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was always a battle for who's the best.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: You know, who's the most important? I write the songs,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: but I'm the lead singer. It's all a little bit ego-driven,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: And so, anyway, the question's always been, will they get
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: back together? And, of course, they did, and it was
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: one of the biggest tours in history. People– it would
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: have taken over everybody's algorithms. It was really weird. Like,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: even people that weren't into Oasis were getting hammered with
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Oasis content. And I went over to Wembley. I saw
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: one of the concerts over there.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Incredible.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Incredible. And it actually– The whole place, so Wembley, which
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: is about 80,000 people, everybody on their feet singing every
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: single word of every single song.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Amazing.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Growing men like me in tears singing these songs. It
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: was a very, very weirdly emotional thing. I don't know
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: what it was. So to watch this film, I was
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: really interested to find out what happened, what the conversations
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: were like between the two of them that brought them
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: back together. But what was interesting is the band rehearsed for, say,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: five weeks, and then Liam came in and started doing
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the singing. Every day he'd walk in, they'd start playing
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: the set list. And then as soon as he'd finished
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: his last lyrics, the band's still playing, he'd just go
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: pick up his bag and he'd just walk out the door.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: That is so weird.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Like, that was what was happening for the current tour.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: During rehearsal.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: So every single day for five weeks of his rehearsal,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: he would walk in, they would start. Last song, pick
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: up his bag, out the door. No sticking around having yarns,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: no ironies, none of that.
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: That's the equivalent of just getting to work at 8 o'clock, starting,
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: 5 o'clock hits, leaving. Yeah. You know what I mean?
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: You're not friends with anyone there. You're literally there to
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: do a job.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: That's right. And that was without Noel. No, Noel was there. Oh,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: he was there as well. Yeah, the whole band was there.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: The whole band, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: So he was there for that. But it was because
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: he was taking it so seriously and he didn't want
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: to bugger it up. And I was there. I went
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: with my wife. And I thought I'd be in absolute pieces.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I had a few tears here and there because it
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: sort of goes around the world and it shows what
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: it means to everybody around the world. And what's really weird,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: and we sort of talked about this on the podcast
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: a little bit, is most of the audience is about
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: 30 years old. So they weren't even alive when Oasis
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: had their first run. But my wife was in tears
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: But I don't know.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: At times she was. And she's not a huge Oasis fan.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: But it might have been because I wouldn't give her
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: my popcorn, Keezy. She wanted my popcorn and to have
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: a drink.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: On my- Did you have a jumbo one?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And to have a little sip on my Coke. Might
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: have been your BO as well. Is that why you
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: think she was crying? Yeah, she's mentioned it to me
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: before off air. Four busies.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I saw it on IMAX, I'll be honest with you.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I don't think you need IMAX. Yeah. But it's bloody good.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: It didn't quite have the interview stuff that I was after, but-
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Even if you're not a fan, it's an absolute gem.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Or alternatively, just wait and it's going to come out
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: on Disney Plus in the coming weeks.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll probably do that.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: You won't even do that. I don't think you need
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: to watch a documentary IMAX. You know what I mean? No, well,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: this is what was brilliant about this. The concert footage
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: is really good.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: But it's also really big. And so it gets a
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: bit blurry as you're sort of swinging your melon around
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: trying to take what's going in. I think it's almost
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: better on a smaller screen. All right, well, should we
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: play some Oasis?
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Let's do it. Let's do it, man.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, tune.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: Supersonic, man.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: very nicely indeed. It is 6.03 and you, my friends,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: are listening to The Big Show brought to you by ReBurger.
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will seriously
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: change the game.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Scrumptious.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: What did you have for dinner last night, Mogi? Great question.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I've got no recollection of it whatsoever. In fact, I
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: don't think I had anything.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: That's two nights in a row you haven't had dinner.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: They've gone out the night before, and last night there
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: was just nothing. Yeah, I can't remember even getting home.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: I remember watching a movie with my wife and my brother-in-law.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: That was good stuff. Maybe I snuck some popcorn or
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: something around. You didn't go home via a pub or anything,
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: did you?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't, no. Nothing exciting. Nothing exciting there, fellas. I
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Don't know.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: And I can also tell you, I don't know what's
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: for dinner tonight.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the issue.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: It's like we'd like to chat about it.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just going to have to be the two
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: I might actually text your wife tonight and just say,
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: you know, could you start telling Mogi what he's having
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: for dinner when he comes in?
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: Why don't we just get Mogi's wife on for this
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: break every show?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good idea.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Not a bad idea.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Not too bad idea.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: What's your number?
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: Yell it out to me.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. 0- We'll do a phone drop.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: A phone drop, yeah. We'll drop our phones.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Is that how you do it?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: A phone drop.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll just drop our phones. What about you, Keezy?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Something to do with chicken and halloumi. That's all I
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: picked up.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I said to my wife. Chicken and cheese. Chicken and cheese.
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: I said to her, hey, do I need to get
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: out anything from the freezer? And she said, oh, I've
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: got to check what we're having.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: Then I went to golf and came back and then
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: I asked again and then she was like, oh, I've
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: got to check. She finally checked and she's like, shit,
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: we need to get the chicken out of the freezer. God,
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: she's got a mouth on her.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: No, she doesn't. She's swearing. She just said, what did
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: she do? Dropping S-bombs.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, she said shit.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she actually did right.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: That's shocking.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Like, if I said that on the radio, I'd get fired.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you would.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: What are you having for dinner, Jase?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Chinese. Chinese? Chinese.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: What, like, are we talking your sort of sweet and
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: sour pork?
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I haven't seen the menu yet, Keezy.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Western Chinese.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Jase, Jase. Funny you should say that. I'm thinking sweet
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: and sour pork.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: So it's like a classic Western style.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Well, it's a place just down the road.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Or is it your Szechuan?
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: I go past it all the time, and it looks good,
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: so I'm.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Going to give it a crack.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Because hot pot's Chinese. Yes.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Yes. But I've burnt my bridges there a little bit.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: I've got to give it a break. So I'm changing
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: it up a bit. Once again. I went somewhere different
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: last night. As I mentioned earlier in the show, it
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: was a disaster. But these are the risks you take
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: when you go to different places.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: They are.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Where are you going, New Zealand?
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: Tell us on Tuesday when we do What's for Tea.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Tune.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Can I say that?
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can, mate.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Here's Pearl Jam.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: You too there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Thursday evening. The time is 6.27 and fellas, I've got
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: a bone to pick. I've got a bone to pick.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Hello, Pugson.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Ooh, it's Pugson. Evening, fellas. I.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're picking a bone, Jason, I'm in here.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I've got a feeling.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Just not specifically you at all.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: But if you do say, I've got a bone to pick,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: and then, oh, Pugs, can you come in here, please?
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: And earlier on when we were sort of hyping up
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: this segment, you said, oh, Pugs has been sending you
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: heaps of emails.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: So reading between the lines, oh, Pugs. And you bit
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: my head off in Studio B.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well, you were just half-assing it a little
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: bit in there. I've got certain standards that I like
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: maintained on the show. Anyway, now look, we all have
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: a bit of a joke on the show, don't we, fellas?
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: I don't. You know, about old Hoity J. Hoity Janus.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I have a joke about Hoity Janus.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Hoity Jizz.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: And Hoity Jizz.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Or the Jizzbot. The Jizz Palace. All that sort of stuff.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Jizzbot.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: You know, because every now and then I have been known,
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I think it's fair to say, to procure a bag
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: of chips or two for the fellas. I'd love to
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: know the numbers.
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: You steal chips almost daily from the ACC.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: You don't anymore, though, Jase, because they're all gone.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: That's the only reason he doesn't.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: They've taken the boxes.
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: And these are chips that the ACC have got to
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: give away to people and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Well, these boxes are the bastards. You know what I mean?
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: It's just all a bit of a laugh.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: A bit of a laugh.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? And I see you guys
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: because I'm sitting in here sort of going through the show,
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: what we're going to do next, et cetera, et cetera,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: et cetera, and you guys are banging on about how
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: hungry you are.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: But in order to get the show going and functioning properly,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: I'll go and get you some chips. All right?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you eat most.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Anyway.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: What's the bonus?
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: We have this perception that old Hoity J is a
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: bit of a thief. All right?
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: There's been a few things of late where things have
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: gone missing.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: For example, I believe Pugs Arm was sent some very
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: cool stuff, which he had on his desk.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's right.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: An influencer pack.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: An influencer pack. And I'm pretty filthy about the fact
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: that he gets sent stuff.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: What was in there, Pugs? The things that... A beret? Yeah.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: No, I get those myself.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: What was in there was like a miniature tiny little
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: USB digital camera.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Did they ever turn up?
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: No.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Gone. A tiny camera, like really small. Like a keychain camera.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Sounds cool.
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: Like one that would fit perfectly in Jase's hands and
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: be almost like a regular camera.
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: It would sort of be like an IMAX camera for
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: Hootie Jizz.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true.
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: And then there was something else that went missing as well.
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: It literally got stolen so quickly that I don't even
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: remember what it was.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: And then John Tugud, of course, he's released this book.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Which I believe you're reading at the moment. I am.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Home Again, it's called, Jase.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: And there was a copy of that on the desk.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: That's gone. Now, I keep receiving emails when Pugsan lost
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: his stuff on his desk, when this book went away. Fellas,
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: do any of you happen to know what happened to blah, blah, blah, Jase? Yeah.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Can I just add something to that? That was to
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: all three of you.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: And so anybody getting an issue about that, you might
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: think that they were projecting.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Me think thou doth protest too much.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: So I reply to these accusations and I say, no, sorry,
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Puck's got no idea. And then he replies every time,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: just bring it back, Jase, when you're finished with it.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Just bring it back.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Just whenever you're ready. Just bring it back.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Once I admit to stealing chips, I'm not a thief,
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: all right? I have not.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: Stolen your camera.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: And there might be the odd thing lying around that, no,
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: it's been there for ages and stuff I might pop
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: into my bag.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: But I'm not stealing your private property.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Let me make that clear.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: Can I just say I went over to the other
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: side of the building today and I saw on somebody's
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: little miniature desk fridge a note that said, big show,
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: do not steal. And I was like, what is this?
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: And they said, oh, well, we've had a couple of
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: soda cans go missing. And so we assumed that it
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: was you guys. So your reputation is leaking into the
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: rest of the building.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Is that actually true?
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: That is 100% true.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: That happened today.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: This is what? Big show.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Please do not steal.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: You're a shocking bastard. I haven't stolen anything ever.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: This is bullshit.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, where's it all come from?
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Who is the only one that drinks soda in this?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Keezy.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Keezy.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Thieving bastard.
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I drink soda.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but who's the only one that steals shit?
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Fine, it's me. Sorry, fellas.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Just bring back John Tugend's book and the tiny camera,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: all right?
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: I will. And the can of soda as well. Oh,
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: the camera's out. I had it in the bath because
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I was taking a few pics here.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's why you need such a small camera, right?
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just... Keezy!
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: We's are there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Thursday evening.
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: Fellas, I've got some great news. You know, over the
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: past couple of weeks, me and Jase have been chucking
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: the footy ball around quite a lot.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Yes. Having a lot of fun. Tossing the pigskin.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Tossing the old pigskin.
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: And it's been a lot of fun, Jase. We've broken
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: a few things.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Well, let's be accurate. Keezy's broken four things. I haven't
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: broken a single thing.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. It's been a real joy watching
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: a couple of unks go at it.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Bogey.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I get it that Hootie J is an unk.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: I get that.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: But come on, man. I'm putting them on the chest
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: every single time, right into the brain. I watched you
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: today and actually J's complained about it. They were coming
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: right in at the ankles, weren't they, J's?
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Shocking. If I was running on to that at pace, Keezy,
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: it would be a disaster.
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: Well, the great news is, J's, we'll finally be able
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: to see it because I've been doing some research into– because, J's,
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: you're 39. How old's Ma'anonu?
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: 44. 44, yeah. He's still out there. He's still a unit,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: isn't he?
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: The way you've been passing that pigskin around, I'm like,
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: we have to, before you do get too old, you know,
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: you can't do this when you're in your 50s, but
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: before you do get too old, we need to sign
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: up because I'll do it as well. We'll play a game,
• 53:44
  Speaker 7: a season of club footy together. So I've been looking
• 53:47
  Speaker 7: around at all the different clubs we could join. So
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: you're in town, right? So the best one could be,
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: you know, we made a lot of jokes about college rifles.
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: We could consider them Eden Rugby Football Club.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: You guys couldn't play a season of touch rugby. No,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: we could.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: So this is for March next year, roughly, you know,
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: is when they start gearing up.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: So you're going to start training now. Well, we'll just
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: get ourselves into condition.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: What do you think? Yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: If you need somebody to hammer you on a tackle,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I can help out with that. I don't think you can.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: I would love to, Keezy.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Constantly rugby club?
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: I've signed up for Social Netball.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: No, that's okay.
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: That's Tuesday nights. So, yeah, I think Ponsonby Rugby Club.
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: What I'll do is I'll put some feelers out.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, could you?
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: Because I've got one mate who could potentially come on
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: and have a bit of a yarn about what kind
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: of conditioning we'd need to do.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: But I'm fizzed up. To get to play a season
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: of footy, and I think the listeners will be fizzed
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: up too.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Well, I just feel bad because I'd be playing in
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: the game and you'd just be sitting on the pine
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Hey, that might be it.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: If I'm not good enough and I have to sit
• 54:48
  Speaker 7: and watch as you do the bizzo, then that's the reality.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: How heavy are you? Because the other thing we could
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: do is look at the weight. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: Are you under 85?
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Well under 85.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, what about weight-wise? So you are under 85?
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: I'm under 65.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: So it would be little nippers.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Jase, you've regaled us with tales before when you were
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: a captain of the second 15. You were 17 and
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: all of your teammates were 13.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: It sort of feels like that's going to have to
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: happen again.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, that's what I mean.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Little nippers.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, if it's a little nippers league.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I think you'd be a great captain.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: I would dominate.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: But the issue is I can't play nippers because I'm
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: a full-grown adult.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: So maybe that's a good idea. Jase can play with
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: the young'uns there.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: The little nippers.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: And you're out there in prems. No, because I want
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: to play with Jase.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Because I'll come and watch you play, Keezy.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: So this is the way.
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: I want to be throwing a short ball to Jase
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: through the gap.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: And so if you want, we could do under 85s,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: and I will lose 5 kgs.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. Okay. Oh, that makes me feel better.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: The Hodaki Big Show. Well, there you go, you massive backbones.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: That's the big show done and dusted for your Thursday night.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Make sure you tune in tomorrow, Friday, Throbber.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: How good.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: And the disclaimer today, I don't have a clue what
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: the clip will be.
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: The disclaimer being our bonus podcast we do every day.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: Comes out at 7.30. This is a clip talking about
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: Hoiti J's chipping issues.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: At least everything else in the world disappears, I'd imagine.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: You're only thinking about this part of your life that sucks.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Not all of the other areas of your life that suck.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, they infiltrate as well.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: This is why I'm in a miserable marriage.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Old Hoity J there. You've got to keep punching, man. Yeah,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: we do.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: We do.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: You've got to keep throwing punches. Absolutely. But that's probably
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: the problem. You're throwing punches, you should be swinging your
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: golf club.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I should just be laying down. Yes. You know
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Having a little snooze.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Speaking of which, what are your hopes and aspirations tonight, man?
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: You know what, man?
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I'm probably going to have a bath and I'm going
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: to read some more book. I'm reading Johnny Too Good. Oh, yes.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Johnny.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, honey, too mickey. I'm reading his book. And it's pretty,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: pretty good.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: It's interesting stuff. In the bath with Johnny Too Good. Yeah,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: that's right.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Old Mogey.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Old Mogey and John Too Good in the bath.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: It's interesting stuff there. It's interesting their work ethic. They
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: always wanted to be huge and they worked like bastards.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: They weren't just stumbling around, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: And he regarded himself as a very good cricketer, Jase.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Did he?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: A very good cricketer. He used to captain Wellington College.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: And in his team was Mark Ellis.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I find it hard to picture.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a pretty good cricketer as well, Mark Ellis.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I agree with that.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: I can see that.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Johnny too.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I hear you.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Mark Ellis, of course, the front man for Supergroove. Bellas.
• 58:16
  Speaker 7: What? Come on, man.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Up to, Keezy.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: What are you up to? Oh, yeah, cool.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Thanks for asking.
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: I'm going to go home, and my wife and I
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: are having chicken and halloumi something.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: Which, yeah, so I'm looking forward to that. And then
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: we're going to watch Outrageous Fortune, because we started season
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: two last night.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Very, very good.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: And then she'll go to bed, and then I'll start
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: late playing video games.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, my hamstring. What are you up to, Jase? It's funny, actually, because...
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: I'm meeting my wife in town. We're going to eat something.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: There's a Chinese place actually not far from here and
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: I've walked past it so many times and it always,
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: it looks like it's always pretty full which is always
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: a good sign.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Full of what kind of people?
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, just all sorts, all sorts.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Of people and so I've said.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: To my wife, how about we go and check that
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: place out and then.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: What did she say?
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she said, keen, keen.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: And then what did you say?
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: I went, sweet.