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BEST OF THE DISCLAIMER: Horny Chocolate · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube, and tik Tok for raw Dogs.
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  Speaker 3: Four to seven every weekday on radio here.
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  Speaker 4: I think I tried one of those bonus boner herbal
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  Speaker 4: things once. Nothing discernible happened to me. No, like I
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  Speaker 4: didn't have a massive erection or anything.
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  Speaker 1: Only your usual small one.
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  Speaker 2: Why did you take it?
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  Speaker 3: Pattern?
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  Speaker 2: Why did you take the herbalic night? Was it because
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  Speaker 2: your wife wanted to make love and you were like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll be able to stir anything.
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  Speaker 3: With curiosity more than anything else. I don't even know
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  Speaker 3: how I got it. I think I was giving it. Ah,
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  Speaker 3: I'll give it a give it a nudge. See what happened?
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  Speaker 3: What time of day was this about nine in the morning?
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  Speaker 2: Were you just home alone?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: This is home by yourself, he took.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're gonna do that sort of ship,
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  Speaker 3: you want to give it a test run, don't you.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've never taken one.
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  Speaker 3: Well you should neither, should you be?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: I know, right, But like, I can't imagine taking something
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  Speaker 2: and then it just forcing this giants stuff, doesn't it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't You've got to be you've got to be sexually aroused.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, right, neither I've ever tried given a what
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  Speaker 6: three other things? I've got three variations on viagra, sure,
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  Speaker 6: but I haven't gone near them.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever, I haven't. I'll tell you, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you would, Oh I would? I would?
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  Speaker 3: Well, one are?
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  Speaker 6: You pass them on to me and I'll have a
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  Speaker 6: I'll just have them at nine am and set.
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  Speaker 3: Nude on my couch them and then see what happens.
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  Speaker 1: It used to be a thing in the early two
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  Speaker 1: thousands that people would take.
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  Speaker 6: Viagral with ecstasy, right, Why, well, because ecstasy has an
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  Speaker 6: adverse reaction, adverse effect on your downstown seas as a rule,
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  Speaker 6: does that again?
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  Speaker 3: Do so? I thought ecstasy made you horny as if.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it certainly makes you affectionate. But yeah, the blood's
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  Speaker 6: not necessarily pumping and all that. So if you're rolling
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  Speaker 6: out of viagra kezy with that, that's the where to go, brother, Right,
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  Speaker 6: there must be a name for that, actually that concoction?
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  Speaker 4: Um?
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  Speaker 3: But so okay, so ecstasy.
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  Speaker 4: So was the philosophy behind that that you'd be massively
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  Speaker 4: affectionate et cetera with a rage.
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  Speaker 6: With a rager well, because you might want to enjoy
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  Speaker 6: that sort as supposed to being disappointed.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you see, that's that's the interesting thing, is that
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  Speaker 4: I thought ecstasy won't just rooted.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do when you are in a hor
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  Speaker 2: of the mood?
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  Speaker 3: I tend to be quiet, I'm quite as well.
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  Speaker 2: I go quiet, I'm dark um, And then my wife
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  Speaker 2: will be like all goods over there, all good and
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  Speaker 2: she'd babe, and I'll be like no, I'd pretend I
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  Speaker 2: didn't hear her. And then she'll be like that bad,
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  Speaker 2: that's pretty and then she and then she and then
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  Speaker 2: she'll be like, ah, are you grumpy mood?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And I'll be like, yeah, I'm grumpy, alright,
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  Speaker 2: what about it? And I just didn't know you were grumpy?
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  Speaker 2: And now that I know you're in something to that effect,
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  Speaker 2: and then instantly I'm not really that grumpy anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just carry it on. It's one of those where
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  Speaker 3: you you probe or don't probe.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, when you know your partner.
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  Speaker 4: I like, my wife doesn't really get in bad moods really,
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  Speaker 4: but I put her in some yeah, just by asking
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  Speaker 4: if she is in a bad mood.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got you in a bad mood, darling.
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  Speaker 1: You're a VTT Vinigottes And she's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, no, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Did you do that this morning?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: The point I was trying to make was I was
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  Speaker 3: very mild. And the interesting thing about it was.
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  Speaker 1: The point is I'm a back bone.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't tell anyone. That's how I felt.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't need to.
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  Speaker 4: And then unsolicited, everyone was saying to me, I just
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  Speaker 4: can't be asked today.
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  Speaker 3: I just can't be into it. I'm just not into it.
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  Speaker 2: What you would have been doing is going I can't
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  Speaker 2: be asked today, can you? And then they will go yeah, no, neither.
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  Speaker 3: Or you are to be going. But I do that
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  Speaker 3: as a as a matter of course.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, my wife said to me, she says to
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  Speaker 3: me all the time, oh that was a big sigh.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm as well, I don't even notice it.
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  Speaker 3: I've done it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying not to smoke in the car now, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 6: and that's what you qualify as not smoking the hand
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  Speaker 6: outside of the window, don't.
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  Speaker 3: It does.
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  Speaker 4: Have a path, But I'm my big weakness is the
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  Speaker 4: one after the show, and I'll still have.
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  Speaker 5: That, right?
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  Speaker 1: Why does that one? Because it just doesn't?
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  Speaker 3: I just love it? Yeah, it's it's my second favorite
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  Speaker 3: smoke of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Could you just do have two smokes a day?
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  Speaker 1: And that's it?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's like if you either cold turkey, right, or
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  Speaker 2: just two a day, one in the morning and one
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  Speaker 2: after the show.
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  Speaker 1: Is that an option?
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  Speaker 3: An option?
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  Speaker 5: Not?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: No, so cold turkey is the only option?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's just so interesting because I just couldn't smoke because
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  Speaker 2: of my esthmate, and now I don't know anything about it.
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  Speaker 1: What about your pest drinking? Could you just have two
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  Speaker 1: every time? Every time you drink? You only ever have two?
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  Speaker 2: I can have two as long as no one else
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  Speaker 2: is drinking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, So could you just have two every time
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  Speaker 1: you drink?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if I had to?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually could for the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 5: Not for the risk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hang on.
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  Speaker 6: It's the same as for the cities. It's like, I
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  Speaker 6: mean I could on some days, but then other days
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  Speaker 6: I have fifty right.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing with me if no one else is
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  Speaker 2: drinking and there's no boots in my house, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to drink.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the same with smoking?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Or do you feel like ship I could go for
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  Speaker 2: a smoke right now because I don't feel.
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  Speaker 1: That way always, right, Okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 6: The great thing is I've come back and I get
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  Speaker 6: to pack the house and move this weekend. So that's
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  Speaker 6: a good relaxing little week I've got going for myself there.
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  Speaker 6: I love the way you are, just like constantly busy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: creating rods for my back, left, right and center.
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  Speaker 2: When I got backed, you know what I did, started
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  Speaker 2: jacking it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you jumped in there.
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  Speaker 3: You had to back out your seventy two hour steamer
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  Speaker 3: for a start. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I did that by jacking Oh yeah for a start.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: I started being like, where am I going on holiday next?
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  Speaker 6: Ah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Fisted man, you got the bag, the travel bag feet
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  Speaker 1: man and Lily.
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  Speaker 4: And chatting to my girls today the same thing, man,
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  Speaker 4: They're they're all on the same way Peop. They're like, man,
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  Speaker 4: it's just and they've already traveled many, many places, but
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  Speaker 4: they're like, fuck this work crap, let's just go traveling.
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  Speaker 2: Have they been to Europe?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, they have been to Europe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's the thing they did it, Yeah they do.
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