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Hour 4 - Massage that Quarterback · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Filibuster time.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number four Hour four the podcast original recipe style,
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  Speaker 2: and we do get the Malordpalooza, the final hour of
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  Speaker 2: that upcoming. But here in hour number four, can you
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  Speaker 2: unscramble what Jim Harbaugh means by recently blaming everyone else
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  Speaker 2: other than Justin Herbert for the Chargers quarterbacks problems. Also
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  Speaker 2: where you're at on Tyler Smith say Lineman saying that
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  Speaker 2: the Cowboys expectation is the super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that and much.
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  Speaker 2: More of the Mallard Palooza the final hour here it
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  Speaker 2: is give it up to.
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  Speaker 1: Our number four.
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  Speaker 2: Massage that quarterback. You gotta massage the quarterack. Welcome in
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  Speaker 2: the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mahler Show.
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  Speaker 2: Mallard Palooza twenty twenty five, The Greatest Night now Greatest
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  Speaker 2: Morning in overnight sports Radio. We'll get back to that
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  Speaker 2: coming up in a couple of minutes. But our lead
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  Speaker 2: this hour is from La La Land while we were away.
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  Speaker 2: Charger coach Jim Harbaugh. He's a Michigan man. Jim Harbaugh
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  Speaker 2: opened training camp recently by telling the.
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  Speaker 1: Media that his quarterback, that's my quarterback, Justin Herbert. His
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  Speaker 1: biggest weakness is what is it that he gets.
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  Speaker 2: Tight Toukis syndrome in big games is that he urineates
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  Speaker 2: down his leg in the playoff. No, according to Harball,
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  Speaker 2: the biggest weakness that his quarterback has is the supporting cast.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not making this up, by the way, it sounds
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  Speaker 2: like something so ludicrous that you're making No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. He said it.
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  Speaker 2: Quote Justin's biggest weakness. This is Jim harball biggest weakness
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  Speaker 2: is those around him that he's counting on offense, US
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  Speaker 2: coaches and players on offense. Jim Harbaugh opined, We've got
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  Speaker 2: to get to Justin Herbert's level. Harball barking recently to
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  Speaker 2: reporters he had Chargers opened the second training camp of
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  Speaker 2: the Jim Harbaugh era with high expectations. Last year, they
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  Speaker 2: went belly up against the Houston Texans, and so far
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  Speaker 2: the Chargers have played no exhibition games, but already wide
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  Speaker 2: receiver Mike Williams he's not hurt, but he was hurt.
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  Speaker 1: He quit. He retired like right away said, I'd say
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  Speaker 1: no Moss. He threw in the sponge. He gave up
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  Speaker 1: on his career.
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  Speaker 2: Running back Najie Harris the big pickup to help the
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  Speaker 2: offense he was playing with fireworks. They weren't safe, insane,
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  Speaker 2: and he's now injured.
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  Speaker 1: He he's got a.
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  Speaker 2: Major eye injury. So let us discuss the question on
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  Speaker 2: this mini Mallond monologue, the question can you unscramble? Can
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  Speaker 2: you unscramble what Jim Harbaugh means by blaming everyone in
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  Speaker 2: their mother other than Justin Herbert for the charges quarterbacks issues.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got.
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  Speaker 2: Enchanted tiki room and AOL dial up, and we will
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  Speaker 2: combine all of these things together, and we are gonna
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  Speaker 2: make the Baba Ganoosh is what we're gonna make, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So to kick off here.
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  Speaker 2: When I saw this go by recently Jim Harbaugh's comments,
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  Speaker 2: I said, how nice of Jim Harbaugh, who's not only
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  Speaker 2: a Michigan man and an NFL head coach, he's also
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  Speaker 2: moonlighting as Justin Herbert's publicist. How great is that? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Mike Dare, He's given the manny and the petty and
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  Speaker 2: it's Oh, it's the coaching staff's fault. It's the injuries,
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  Speaker 2: it's the scheme, it's the parking lot of tendant, it's
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  Speaker 2: the person that didn't restock the toilet paper in the
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  Speaker 2: men's room. It's Andrea the astrology Insider because mercury is
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  Speaker 2: in retrograde and all that, all of it. And to that,
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  Speaker 2: I say, phoey until para wiz Justin Herbert. The vibes
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  Speaker 2: I'm getty from Justin Herbert is this guy is another
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  Speaker 2: pretty boy quarterback, good arm, no edge, no edge, Disney
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  Speaker 2: Channel level charisma.
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  Speaker 1: All right. And you see this guy. We've seen him
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  Speaker 1: now in a couple of big games.
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  Speaker 2: And I know Chris collins Worth and these other Akman
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  Speaker 2: and these guys they put on knee pets for Justin Herbert. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but in big games, this guy is like going to
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  Speaker 2: the enchanted tiki room and getting a doll whip. All right,
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  Speaker 2: It's like a doll whip watching him play? How bad?
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  Speaker 2: Two playoff games? Two playoff games. The Chargers in the
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  Speaker 2: first playoff game blew a twenty seven to nothing lead
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  Speaker 2: that everyone blames defense.
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  Speaker 1: Even Justin Herbert was not only a quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: He was horrific in the second half of that game,
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  Speaker 2: and if he had made a couple of play against Jacksonville,
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  Speaker 2: the Charges would have avoided the apocalypse of losing that
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  Speaker 2: twenty seven to nothing lead. Then last year, he threw
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  Speaker 2: not one, not two, not three, four four interceptions against
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  Speaker 2: the Texans last year. His passer rating in the playoffs
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  Speaker 2: is sixty. Now, I didn't play in the NFL. I
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  Speaker 2: just do an overnight.
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  Speaker 1: Show that blows, okay, blows.
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  Speaker 2: I get the same type vibe as Dakota Prescott. And
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  Speaker 2: we ripped dak Prescott all the time, right, dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 2: I get that same playoff energy when I watched Justin
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  Speaker 2: Herbert in the plug. This guy is a stat battondjo
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  Speaker 2: stat bandito from September to Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: And then when you get later in the year, it's
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  Speaker 1: whoops a daisy right.
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  Speaker 2: Fourth quarter, big game problem playoff forget about playoffs, as
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  Speaker 2: Jim Jim Moore used to say.
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  Speaker 1: But Harbaugh's no dummy. I get it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he's a publicist, and he the reason he
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  Speaker 2: took the Charger job, as he did not take the
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  Speaker 2: job for any other reason other than the fact he
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  Speaker 2: had to leave Michigan because he was in major trouble
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  Speaker 2: there and they had a big time quarterback in Justin Herbert.
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  Speaker 2: But yet you look and Justin Herbert hyped up as
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  Speaker 2: Mahomes two point zero. Oh, look at the numbers, always
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  Speaker 2: got every record.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not his fault. He's trapped in a Chuck
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  Speaker 3: E Cheese type system. You know, it's his teammates and
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  Speaker 3: all this stuff. This guy has been coddle, justin Herbert Koddle,
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  Speaker 3: kddle kddle. He's always been coddle, and they treat him
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  Speaker 3: like he's a piece of porcelain imported from a foreign land.
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  Speaker 1: Right, And you can blame everyone.
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  Speaker 2: It's never his fault for the Chargers needing the Heimlich
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  Speaker 2: maneuver in playoff games. And so what are we doing here?
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  Speaker 2: Either win the big games or you don't. Either play
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  Speaker 2: well in the big game, you don't. Either make the
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  Speaker 2: throws when it matters, or you don't. And he doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Now maybe he will someday.
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  Speaker 2: However he hasn't, and all we can do is worry
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  Speaker 2: about today's show. And right now as we talk today,
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  Speaker 2: he stinks. He's not a big game quarterback. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't feel bad for him. He's getting paid a quarter
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  Speaker 2: of a billion dollars to play quarterback. When you get
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  Speaker 2: paid a quarter of a billion dollars, I don't care
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  Speaker 2: if you have a hula dancer off to the right
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  Speaker 2: as one of your wide outs, and in the slot
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  Speaker 2: you've got a scarecrow. Make it work. You're getting over
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  Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty million dollars. Make it work, all right. Furthermore,
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  Speaker 2: quick right to Dallas. We're from the theater of the Bazar,
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  Speaker 2: a time tested staple of training camp, reports someone named
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  Speaker 2: Tyler Smith. That is, I'm told an offensive guard for
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  Speaker 2: that Dallas Cowboys. Tyler Smith talk about setting the bar high.
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  Speaker 2: Was asked about expectation for the twenty twenty five season
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  Speaker 2: and he said, well, not just a winning record.
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  Speaker 1: How about super Bowl? He said?
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl champions say that's always the expectation. According to
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  Speaker 2: Tyler Smith, I think it's a realistic goal. Yeah, he said,
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  Speaker 2: So where are you at? Here's the question, quickly, where
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  Speaker 2: are you at on Tyler Smith, offensive lineman who's now
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  Speaker 2: entering his fourth year, so he's experienced Jerry's world for
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  Speaker 2: three years now into his fourth year, and the question
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  Speaker 2: where are you at on Tyler Smith? Here of the
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys saying that this team's expectation is the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was adorable, I did. I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was cute. It was nice.
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  Speaker 2: You know, that's right up there with McDonald saying, I
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  Speaker 2: think we're going to have every one of our soft
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  Speaker 2: serve machines working perfectly, never breaking down at night.
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  Speaker 1: Right, this is going to be the year. It's just
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  Speaker 1: not realistic.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're supposed to say those kind of things
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  Speaker 2: and all that, but this is when you've played for
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  Speaker 2: the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe keep it on the downlow, right, You know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't blame him. You know, he's a young guy.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly he thinks in miracles and cliches and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But realistically, the only realistic, the only realistic thing like
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  Speaker 2: for Dak Prescott with him as your quarterback is it's
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  Speaker 2: it's like he's got so many glitches. It's like back
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  Speaker 2: in the early days of the internet when you do
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  Speaker 2: AOL dial up and you know the lights would you
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  Speaker 2: get all excited because they start to connect and you
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  Speaker 2: get to last stage it wouldn't connect.
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  Speaker 1: It's oh man, that's the cowboy. They have a new coach,
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  Speaker 1: Brian Schottenneimer.
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  Speaker 2: Who's I think he's gonna be holding those laminated play
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  Speaker 2: cards on the sidelines doing cosplay.
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  Speaker 1: Like a real NFL coach. He's just a middle manager.
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  Speaker 1: He got the job.
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  Speaker 2: Because he was relatively cheap, and Jerry Jones needed to
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  Speaker 2: hire somebody. He's a seat filler, is what Schottenneimer is
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  Speaker 2: and his greatest offensive innovation if you look at all
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  Speaker 2: the different jobs he's had as Cowboy coach for Brian Schottenneimer,
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  Speaker 2: his biggest addition for the Cowboys offense will be to
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  Speaker 2: run the same exact screen passes that Jerry Jones cooked
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  Speaker 2: up when he was the GM of the Cowboys in
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  Speaker 2: like nineteen ninety four, and he used crayons. He had
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  Speaker 2: Crayola crayons and he did that back in The Cowboys
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  Speaker 2: are not a contender.
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  Speaker 1: They're not.
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  Speaker 2: They're a fro team and they have a temp coach.
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  Speaker 2: Let me put it this way, the Cowboys have a
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  Speaker 2: better chance of getting the number one pick in the
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  Speaker 2: D and drafting Arch Maning in twenty twenty six than
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  Speaker 2: they do of getting to the super Bowl. As we
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  Speaker 1: Hello for Alexis.
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  Speaker 8: Oh then I love everybody. Well, you know what at
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  Speaker 2: never call a radio show again. My god, was that horrible?
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  Speaker 1: All right? He laughed at that. All right, he gets
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  Speaker 1: there quickly.
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  Speaker 2: We won't waste a lot of time, I was, Felexis
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  Speaker 2: your thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: Gets there.
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  Speaker 9: It's it's my first negative score, minus one, minus one.
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  Speaker 1: From inca tar.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, Well you're too kind, Nicetar minus seven. Uh for
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  Speaker 2: wasting our time, Lorena.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm appalled. Actually I might do a minus five on.
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  Speaker 1: That minus five. Oh wow.
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  Speaker 2: See the Leprekon is gonna be upset because felex Is
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  Speaker 2: gonna finish with the worst score. And my wife said zero,
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  Speaker 2: Cooper Loop.
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  Speaker 11: Uh, felex has had some trouble counting down from five.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, in future years.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to do a top ten, you might
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  Speaker 2: want to remember what number comes after five.
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  Speaker 11: I think I think it went five, four, three, two
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  Speaker 11: five again. Yeah, But I like Felexus, so I'm gonna
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  Speaker 11: give it a one oh one.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, so very nice, Felexus. Let's move on to our
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  Speaker 2: the mean streets of Boston. We welcome in Blind Scott
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  Speaker 2: and this blind Scott. Is it corrected? You will be
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: performing a duet with a co host. Is that accurate,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Blind Scott?
• 18:23
  Speaker 12: Yes, I'm gonna like we've been propping up this disabled
• 18:27
  Speaker 12: clown that plays the piano in the library all night
• 18:29
  Speaker 12: as a judge. I'm going to prop up a kid.
• 18:32
  Speaker 12: I got, like a fourteen year old kid here.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: You know. I told him I was going to.
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: Set him up with a white woman.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: And hello, yeah, you're there.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: You're on with that, Zalo. He's the areas online. Now
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: go ahead.
• 18:45
  Speaker 12: Well, I got a journalism student. I'm trying. You know.
• 18:48
  Speaker 12: I told this journalism student I was going to set
• 18:50
  Speaker 12: him up with a white woman, and then I found
• 18:51
  Speaker 12: out Lorena was a white But you buy your wife here, Ben,
• 18:54
  Speaker 12: But he's all a bit too young, you know. We
• 18:56
  Speaker 12: pride ourselves on the Ben Knowlie Show and the younger
• 18:59
  Speaker 12: people of the future. This is a journalism student. He's
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: only five foot three. He weighs one hundred pounds. He's
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: a complete loser. He gets shoved into light. You know,
• 19:09
  Speaker 12: am I still on the radio?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:12
  Speaker 12: Yeah, your partner, Oh he's gone.
• 19:15
  Speaker 13: Well, my partner will call back right now if I'll
• 19:19
  Speaker 13: tell you that I also have Mike a New Hampshire
• 19:21
  Speaker 13: calling up the guy that delivers the plumber part to
• 19:24
  Speaker 13: the plumber in ka Terra. I gotta tell you something, man,
• 19:27
  Speaker 13: You've been going after me non stop. This is the
• 19:30
  Speaker 13: first time I've heard you call in your beast in katerror.
• 19:33
  Speaker 13: When are your basketball is gonna drop?
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: You?
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: Sound like all right?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Please Charlie, Charlie is there? Blind Scott there you go ahead? Okay, yeah,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: thirty seconds ago.
• 19:42
  Speaker 12: Okay, So this is Charlie. He's a future journalism student.
• 19:45
  Speaker 12: He's only five foot two. He's gonna follow the likes
• 19:48
  Speaker 12: of Adam Shefter. He is very small. He knows a
• 19:51
  Speaker 12: lot about sports. He's one of the smartest cars on
• 19:53
  Speaker 12: the Bett Now Show. He actually got a cell phone.
• 19:55
  Speaker 12: He's fourteen years old. As mom lets him use his
• 19:57
  Speaker 12: cell phone to contact me so I can give him
• 19:59
  Speaker 12: my I've taken a lot of people into my wing.
• 20:02
  Speaker 12: I'm a guidance counselor I have multiple graduate degree.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Twenty second, this is.
• 20:07
  Speaker 12: The future of the Ben Mallor Show. Charlie from Wisconsin.
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: He knows everything about sports. He is way better than
• 20:14
  Speaker 12: in Ka Terror. He's Colombian. He's about to give Maka
• 20:16
  Speaker 12: Terror a Colombian necktie. Inka, Terry, He's gonna you ruined
• 20:21
  Speaker 12: the Inca ruins in Terror pretty much. You play the
• 20:24
  Speaker 12: piano at Public Live.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Alright, Well, well, what an amazing act as a two
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: man act.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: But the other person didn't talk at all, Charlie.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Were you supposed to talk, Charlie, you didn't say anything.
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: I was supposed to talk, but he was like taking
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: up the whole segment.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Did you guys practice Charlie, not really? No, all right,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: well it sounds like that, all right? Inco Terror?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: How do you agrade that monstrosity? He took some shots
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: at you, by the way, and get taror blind.
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: Scott, Yeah, several yeah, minus twenty.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Minus twenty all right, thinkas says minus twenty.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna give Charlie.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I'll give him a zero because he didn't get a
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: chance to talk. Blind Scott, I'm gonna go I'll give
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: it as minus eight for Blind Scott. No preparation, no effort.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Bad job by him, Loraina, You just seeing the Malard
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: paloos about the way we're judging this.
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: You know, I usually like blind Scott, but I thought
• 21:29
  Speaker 10: it was very rude. He didn't give his partner a
• 21:31
  Speaker 10: chance to talk, and instead he went in on listeners
• 21:33
  Speaker 10: like he does every night. We might as well have
• 21:35
  Speaker 10: just had him in a regular segment. That was not
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: a talent at all. I would say negative ten.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Well, it was impressive, though.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: He did not mention the morning guy on the sports hup,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Fred Tucher, So he did not mention him, which is
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: normally what he would do, and I think Fred's were
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: requested that Blind Scott not mention him anymore because it's
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: actually hurting like the top show, but every time Scott
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: mentions his name, the ratings go down.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: What about you, Cooboloo?
• 22:00
  Speaker 11: Well, like Loraina, I mean, I know I said earlier
• 22:02
  Speaker 11: that Mike's act was the worst thing I've ever heard
• 22:05
  Speaker 11: until Scott got in there, I might have to rethink that. Look,
• 22:10
  Speaker 11: I mean, it just sounded I was waiting for the
• 22:12
  Speaker 11: act to start and it never did. It just sounded
• 22:15
  Speaker 11: like a regular Blind Scott phone call, which I enjoy
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: Blind Scott's phone calls. But this is Malard Palooza, not
• 22:21
  Speaker 11: your regular every day Ben Maller show.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, and so what was the score?
• 22:27
  Speaker 14: Zero?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Zero? All right? My wife also said as zero.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: So that's minus twenty eight for blind Scott and Charlie.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll keep it going. What we're doing so
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: well here, let's welcome in our next act. He lives
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: in Maine and he is about to dazzle you.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Get ready to be amazed.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: By the skill of Rob in Maine, our next act
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: of a twenty twenty five Malor Paloser.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Bet amount of show, cool bed a little rainer two,
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: let me daddy the bird of two. Kay Meta baloos.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: All right, there it is Rob whistling Rob in Maine.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, listen, that was That's pretty good. Uh. I'm
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I'll save my comments to mine. I judge inkit Terror.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: You're up first here, our buddy in Kotara. How did
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: you score that whistling from Robin Maine?
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Yah?
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: Well heem he redeemed New England after Blind Scott. Uh
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: so for that, I'm gonna give him a I'll give
• 24:16
  Speaker 9: him a five.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I liked a five yesteryear.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: See it wasn't a classic song, but I I am.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I love whistling. I can only whistle breathing in. I
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: can't whistle breathing out, so I'm limited. So I'm jealous
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: of that. I'm gonna give him. I'm gonna give him
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: a six point five. I will give him Lreina.
• 24:34
  Speaker 10: Wow, Ben, we suffer from the same whistling problem.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a problem.
• 24:37
  Speaker 10: I can only breathe in when I was, I know,
• 24:39
  Speaker 10: so when I hear a person who can whistle the
• 24:42
  Speaker 10: way that he just whistled, it really makes me feel
• 24:45
  Speaker 10: the type of way like, wow, you were like if
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: someone could jump on a pogo stick for an hour,
• 24:49
  Speaker 10: I would love to see it.
• 24:51
  Speaker 14: So I'm gonna go with a seven.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: A seven, all right, Coop, what about you, Coop? Jesus
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Jesus is not in the contests. You know, maybe next
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: year we might all be needing Jesus.
• 25:05
  Speaker 11: The way this is going go ahead, you know, I was,
• 25:07
  Speaker 11: I was liking it, but I kind of thought that
• 25:10
  Speaker 11: we were going in the way of like because we
• 25:12
  Speaker 11: were gonna get like a bunch of different songs thrown
• 25:14
  Speaker 11: in there, and it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Only has so much stability.
• 25:17
  Speaker 11: That mean, come on, I mean it was a good whistle,
• 25:20
  Speaker 11: all right, but I'm gonna I'm gonna go same as
• 25:23
  Speaker 11: inca Terri five five.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you, Robin May and I thought
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: you were very good. We have one of our recorded acts.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: My wife said no, he said, no, you can't go
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: not My wife said not so, rob you had a
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: higher score from my wife than any of us.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: So congratulations on that. Okay, let's go. We have let's
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: see and we've got Jay's scoop.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I said, I gotta place Eric in Kansas. Now, Eric
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: in Kansas is one of the great joke writers. He
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: sends me when he sends jokes. He didn't send him
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: every week, but when he sends them, they're like ten
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: pages of like tons of jokes.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: So let's go to Air in Kansas. He sent this in.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: He cannot call him live, but here's Eric with a
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: little stand up comedy.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Next up on the mallow Palooes.
• 26:09
  Speaker 15: As weed Man said on his wedding night, just give
• 26:11
  Speaker 15: me almost sixty seconds and it'll feel like minutes. Lisa,
• 26:15
  Speaker 15: I love you. I saw weed Man as getting into hockey.
• 26:19
  Speaker 15: He's becoming an expert at high sticking. Jed, who fled,
• 26:22
  Speaker 15: was sentenced to a Marlins game after his last arrest,
• 26:24
  Speaker 15: and he begged the judge to put him back in
• 26:26
  Speaker 15: jail instead. Let me tell you something, brother, I didn't
• 26:30
  Speaker 15: think I could see a bigger group of losers than
• 26:32
  Speaker 15: blind Scott, Angry Bill and real Talk. Then I watched
• 26:35
  Speaker 15: a Mets game. The Mets scored even less than Tom
• 26:38
  Speaker 15: Looney at a bar full of blind women. Did you
• 26:40
  Speaker 15: know whoopy pie? Blair has a new girlfriend. He met
• 26:43
  Speaker 15: her at the grocery store. She's a Kleenex box. Speaking
• 26:46
  Speaker 15: of going deep, Kelly and de Boyne should show the
• 26:48
  Speaker 15: Lakers what a real ring looks like. Did you hear
• 26:51
  Speaker 15: what Najee Harris said when he woke up and his
• 26:53
  Speaker 15: eye was still injured. Give me another fireworks so I
• 26:56
  Speaker 15: don't have to watch the Rams next season. Thanks Coop, Ben,
• 26:59
  Speaker 15: Lorena and everyone else for all your good wishes over
• 27:01
  Speaker 15: the years. And I may be cancer free, but the
• 27:04
  Speaker 15: Rockies aren't.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: All right there.
• 27:06
  Speaker 9: It is.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Eric in Cantas, very nice. Eric has He's been sending
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: jokes in from multiple seis. I love Eric man.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: He's a battler and and all that, and I liked that.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: He threw that into the end, so we get some
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: some sympathy votes.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Uh uh aca terror. How did you see this?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: The comedy a very tough to do comedy without an
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: audience and without a laugh track and all that.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: But Eric did it. He's very funny man. How did
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you score it?
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: I liked it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: I liked his clothing too. So I'm going to give
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: him an.
• 27:38
  Speaker 14: Eight and help my god.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Eight great score, great score, all.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Right, Uh, I can't go eight on that. I'm gonna
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: give him. I'll give him a he said the cancer thing,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I'll give him a seven. You got an empathy, buck.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: I admit it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel bad.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: The guy's been you know, I feel he gives me
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: updates and I'm you know, it's sucking and he's battle
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: he's had the damn thing.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Get rid of the damn cancer. Go ahead, Rad.
• 28:05
  Speaker 14: I really did laugh out loud.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: About He's funny. He is funny.
• 28:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah, So I'm going to give him an eight and a.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Half eight point a, Oh my god, and you can
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: make you laugh, Coop, Go ahead, Coop.
• 28:15
  Speaker 11: I mean, I don't know what the situation is and
• 28:18
  Speaker 11: why he why he can't call in and do it like, uh,
• 28:21
  Speaker 11: I get when people record their music.
• 28:23
  Speaker 14: You know, there's a lot of stuff that.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Be a bad score.
• 28:26
  Speaker 11: Stand up and look he also look it's it's a
• 28:30
  Speaker 11: legitimate ring, all right, it's it's just as legitimate as
• 28:34
  Speaker 11: the Dodgers World Series.
• 28:36
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna give Eric a six.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: That is pathetic and uh six from when the wife
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: as well? Alright, very nice.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Next up, we have a late addition to the mal
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Or Palooza, and I'm so happy.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I think I know who this is. He's called up
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: in years past. He's got a very unique act. Let's
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: go to Kim's back to back from we are blowing
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: up in Kansas, back to back in Kansas, and let's
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: give it up to David, who's next up.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: On the Mallard Palooza twenty five. Hello David, welcome, Hi,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: my pet.
• 29:14
  Speaker 12: Pig and Charlotte and I would like to do an
• 29:17
  Speaker 12: a cappella salute to Steedie Wonder.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is David and his pet pig. Here we go.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: I just call say I love you.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, just called to say I do.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Just called to say I love.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: You, and I mean it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 16: The bottom.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: All right there, it is our buddy David. Yeah, a
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: late addition to the malth of paloos Away. We gotta
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: speed this up so we get all the acts in quickly,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: inc and terror. How did you score David and his
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: pet pig?
• 30:26
  Speaker 9: Oh I sent? I'm going to give him a six?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Six all right, I love it. This is what this
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: show is all about. And enough of the comedy. I'm
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: going to give that an eight.
• 30:38
  Speaker 14: I loved it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: What about you, Lorraina?
• 30:41
  Speaker 17: Do you know I love a good pig?
• 30:42
  Speaker 14: Ben don't give him a seven?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Seven? All right? Coop quickly, coop five? Five all right?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: And the wife said a six? All right?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you David in Kansas and very nice. Our next act,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Let's see who do we have? I just get one
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: of our recorded acts as well. We have Let's see
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: you who do we have that we've saved our friend from?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: We have another one from Kansas?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Right do we not? I believe my correct on that
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: submitted the other day recorded pre recorded coup.
• 31:10
  Speaker 14: Don't think from we have one from Fargo?
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Is that the or?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Oh we have that one from Fargo? Well, no, I
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: thought we had one from another one from Kansas? Well,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: what do we have we have Fargo? I thought we
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: played that early?
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Do we not know?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: We didn't from Fargo, Pete, Fargo Pete. We did not
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: get that on there? All right, let's go to Fargo Pete.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Then next up a man who I met at the
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Malard me greet in Minnesota.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Let's give it up to far Go Pete. Take a listen.
• 31:36
  Speaker 18: I like to think of my friend that I met
• 31:40
  Speaker 18: many years ago with spin cycle Regina, Doc Mike in Hollowood,
• 31:53
  Speaker 18: James at the Mermaid.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: And here we have.
• 32:03
  Speaker 19: The late night Took show hosts in his natural surroundings.
• 32:11
  Speaker 19: It's acted by cocoroaches, cheating by Coop, the loop, horrible
• 32:21
  Speaker 19: bumping music and answers to the who am I?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Questions by Lorena.
• 32:31
  Speaker 16: And vicious vicious NonStop horrible phone calls by Poppy, Marseille Brooklyn.
• 32:43
  Speaker 20: And Blinds Scotts. Hey, let's go, Morgan and David.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: What are we waiting for?
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: You guys?
• 32:55
  Speaker 20: Let's go while we're young. You guys must have been
• 32:57
  Speaker 20: something before electricity. Oh my wife, she's no bargain either.
• 33:03
  Speaker 20: What a bad cook? I didn't know toasted bones. She's
• 33:08
  Speaker 20: an herd sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud.
• 33:13
  Speaker 20: She asked me if I thought she spends a lot
• 33:15
  Speaker 20: of money. I said, no, honey, everyone goes to Switzerland
• 33:18
  Speaker 20: to get their watch fixed. Oh, I tell you, I
• 33:21
  Speaker 20: get no respect. She told me she wanted a divorce,
• 33:25
  Speaker 20: and I said, I knew we had something in common.
• 33:28
  Speaker 16: I tell you, it ain't easy being me.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I got a kiddy sheep.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: It was very good from Fargo people. We are short
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: on time, so we had to cut it off a
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: little bit there. I ain't could tear your thoughts on Fargo.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Pete and is impersonations.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: Get the first one, but Rodney Dangerfields saved it, So
• 33:51
  Speaker 9: I'm giving it a seven.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: A seven, all right, I thought it was pretty good.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I'll give it a six. A Lorena, I'm.
• 33:58
  Speaker 10: Not impressed, like he's un impressed, my bumper, I'm giving
• 34:00
  Speaker 10: him a two.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, because you threw a shot at your Cooper loop.
• 34:04
  Speaker 11: I like inger Taran didn't know what the first one was,
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: but I did get the writing Dingerfield. I don't know
• 34:09
  Speaker 11: if it was original content or if those were actual
• 34:11
  Speaker 11: running Dingerfield jokes.
• 34:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm gonna give.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: It a six six I've said a seven. Oh my god.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, well pause for the cause we have
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: the big finish. We have a couple of acts left, Yes, Coop,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I know the big one, Jay Scoop and and just
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Josh all right, that is in the in the queue there.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I guess Christy did not send in that. I had
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Christy down. She had emailed me.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I guess she did not send her act over to you, unfortunately.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: But we will have the big finish.
• 34:38
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  Speaker 2: Jay Scoop and along with Just Josh from Cincinnati, a
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  Speaker 2: their latest submission. Let's get to it here without further ado,
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  Speaker 1: Let's listen.
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  Speaker 2: It is what a performance by Jay Scoop and Just
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  Speaker 2: Josh outstanding as they never disappoint those those guys.
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  Speaker 1: And again these are guys that met because of the show.
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  Speaker 2: Just Josh has been listening for many years in Cincinnati,
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  Speaker 2: and then Jayscoop is in California. Now he used to
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  Speaker 2: be in Seattle, and here they are. They teamed up
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  Speaker 2: If people want to go watch you perform somewhere, you
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  Speaker 2: got that. And Inca performs all over the United States
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  Speaker 2: and all over the world. He's a classically trained pianist,
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  Speaker 2: very talented man. And you know, people in that world
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  Speaker 1: So final final act here, how did you judge the
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  Speaker 1: dynamic duo of Jay Scoop and Just Josh?
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  Speaker 9: It was You're right, they always do better than they
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  Speaker 9: did before, and I would have given them a sixteen,
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  Speaker 9: but it is pre recorded, so I'm giving them a twelve.
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  Speaker 1: Twelve alrighty twelve. I loved it.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was wonderful. These guys have been great
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  Speaker 2: supporters of ours. Was pre recorded. I gave Ohio a
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  Speaker 2: pretty high score. I'm gonna give them the same. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna give it nine and a half. I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 2: nine and a half for Jay Scoop and Just Josh.
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  Speaker 17: Lorena, Yeah, they got a ten for me Ben ten, Yeah,
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  Speaker 17: enterteen Kopelo nine and a half, nine and a half
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  Speaker 17: and my wife said a ten as well.
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  Speaker 1: So various. And this is the part.
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  Speaker 2: Now we get down who won the in stut udo vote.
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  Speaker 2: We've been keeping track of this. The winner of the
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  Speaker 2: in studio vote. It's gotta be either Jay Scoop or
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  Speaker 2: Ohio Al and just Josh, just Josh and Jayscoop.
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  Speaker 1: This is where we do the math on the air.
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  Speaker 1: This is where we crunch the numbers. Yes it is,
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  Speaker 1: it is, so who's Let's give the top four? Who's
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  Speaker 1: at number four? The top four?
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  Speaker 2: This is the top four, number four, that's right, number
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  Speaker 2: four on the mallord palooza.
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  Speaker 3: Let me see here in about thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Will we get this on the air in thirty second?
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  Speaker 14: I believe number four is milk. No, no, it is
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  Speaker 14: keg drinking Steeve Kay drinking.
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  Speaker 1: Steve all right, key drink si. If number four number three.
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  Speaker 14: Number three we have Bennett the committee.
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  Speaker 2: All right, they made the final four. That's great. And
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  Speaker 2: the last two I would assume are what who's in
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  Speaker 2: number two? Ohio al and Ohio's number two and Jay Scoop?
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  Speaker 2: All right, so you guys will be to be able
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  Speaker 2: to we'll put that up on X. Those are the
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  Speaker 2: final four, we gave it to Jay's scoop. Thanks to
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  Speaker 2: everyone that participated in Amazing Night. Another mal of Palosa
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