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TWR Wednesday | Boebert's Boobs Cause Media "Controversy" · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the Next Gen. conservative studio in
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  sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics,
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  current events and pop culture. This is the Whitfield report
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  with Sam Whitfield. Oh shit.
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  Oh, oh, I like. I like how.
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  That's why jam there. Look on.
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  Ironically on ironically, that fucking drum and bass line is
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  no. It's.
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  It's infectious. You know, I I I know I shared
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  this with you, but I've, I don't think I've shared with the
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  audience when I when I first commissioned that piece.
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  I asked for a mix between The Pretenders and Van Halen, not
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  knowing at all what I was going to get with that.
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  You know, I mean that's a very kind of, that's a hard combo to
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  ask for because there was a few very different bands.
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  But that's what that's what my guy came up with.
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  Whatever it is, it's good, you know, It just gets, it gets down
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  in me. I don't know.
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  I'm like, you know, I'm a music nerd.
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  You know me. Oh, as as my.
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  I was out running today listening to some fucking
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  Howlin' Wolf and Steve re, Ray Vaughn.
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  And you know any old thing? Awesome, awesome.
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  Anyway, folks, welcome to the show.
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  And yes, we are going to be talking about boobs tonight.
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  Folks. Let's fucking go.
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  Titties, titties. So just kind of trimming off the
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  the bat. I I love how.
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  The. Lord Bobert thing has gained
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  more traction than. I believe.
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  I believe she's been ordained with the new you're dead.
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  Naming her Now, she's known as a Queen Bubert.
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  Internet parlance. She's been, she's.
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  Been given a title? Yeah.
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  No. Like what, bro?
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  Where's the fucking moral? Are you fucking kidding me about
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  the moralizing? It's some heavy petting on a
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  fucking date. Why are motherfuckers training
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  night vision cameras on her? Who's the real fucking creep?
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  You know what I'm saying? Well, that's you're at a theater
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  and they're heavy petting. Yes, that's inappropriate.
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  But is it front page news? And then Oh my God, it's
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  scandalous. She wore dress with a low cut
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  top. Well, she's a young attractive
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  woman. Fuck you.
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  It wasn't that what feminism was about?
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  Oh, all of a sudden, all of a sudden, all of a sudden a woman
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  does the thing and it's the end of the fucking world.
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  Look, he got the second base. Who fucking cares bro?
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  Are you? Fucking serious moralizing on
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  both this, Both sides moralizing about this.
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  Yes. Yes, this.
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  Fucking break, dude. She got felt up in the theater.
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  Fuck you. And also, and also, I love how
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  the Republicans are moralizing. Oh my God, she went out with a
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  Democrat and it's. Like, that's called, that's
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  called a reach around across the aisle, Sam.
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  Yeah, yeah. Listen.
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  What What do you what do you think I had what do you think?
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  What do you think I had to do him and?
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  College. I mean, people knew I was in the
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  in the College Republicans, right?
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  But still, sometimes you got to reach across the aisle.
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  At what point did you interview Ben Shapiro?
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  Was that college? No, that was, that was my that
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  was my senior year of high school.
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  The funny, The funny thing of it is, is.
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  For the newer audience members that.
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  Sam has interviewed Ben Shapiro, for real.
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  Not, yeah. I've interviewed, I've
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  interviewed Ben Shapiro. I also interviewed, I
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  interviewed this guy named Guy Benson at Town Hall, who a few
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  years ago came out as he was like the first gay Republican to
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  kind of come out before Dave Rubin even did it.
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  He's he's the OG, so. To anyone.
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  To anyone who you know accuses me of being homophobic.
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  I was friends with gay Republicans before Milo was even
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  or. I don't even look.
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  I got labeled the face of homophobia or whatever in
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  America by like pink news. I think it was.
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  And I went in the comments because of the straight pride
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  parade that I went to, right? They took a picture of me
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  looking like a neck beard, like I am a big lumbering oaf holding
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  a sign that said make normalcy normal again, which I still
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  think is very clever and funny. I didn't make the sign.
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  Somebody literally just handed it to me, OK?
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  And I thought it was so funny that it was worth holding up.
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  We all held them up. It was great.
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  And they all had some shit to say about me, and they called me
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  a homophobe. I talked to NPRI, didn't
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  interview live on the air with NPR.
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  And I was very upfront with her. I was.
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  She's like, why are you here? Is it because you hate gay
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  people? And I was like, no, it's because
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  as a father I would prefer that my sons is exposed to less of
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  this in public places. And also like we're out here,
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  you know, representing like having morals in virtue is more
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  than anything else. You don't see anybody engaged in
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  like bondage behavior here. All we're We're out here saying
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  that straight people exist and it's OK to be straight.
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  And they thought it was the end of the world, and we had fucking
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  Pepes and the Grand Marshall of the parade was fucking Milo.
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  Like, obviously the whole thing was a fucking joke, but they had
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  a serious shit to say about. Me.
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  So I went in the comments and I said, look, here's a real
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  problem with gay culture. Do you know that I just marched
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  right next to two gay guys? Do you know why?
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  And they were holding hands. Do you know why?
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  Because they got kicked out of fucking L GB, T Pride Boston.
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  Because they're Trump supporters.
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  And they asked if they could March with us and we said, of
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  course you can March with us. My, my, my.
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  Whatever. My bars if you're fucking gay.
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  But corporate, corporate America.
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  Corporate America really wants the gay dollars.
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  But did they do anything where it really counts?
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  Probably not. Nope, I Nope.
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  I wrote. And I I actually, I wrote an
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  entire article on that this summer.
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  That I you know and I I think you read it and they.
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  Make money and they make money off of gay people, but they
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  don't give much back. They put their Black Flag up and
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  they think they're the fucking hero of the universe.
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  And everybody's sick of seeing it now too, like normal people.
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  Yeah, yeah, even the even the even.
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  Like, even the normal gays I know are sick of it.
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  Which is? It's over the top.
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  It singles them out like like. Do people not realize there's
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  gay people that just like want to be a normal person and they
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  like Dick or whatever because that that is a thing?
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  They do exist. I don't know if they people
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  people say that's the silent majority of gays.
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  I don't know if that's the case, but I definitely know some of
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  them, right? You encounter them up here.
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  At least it's kind of whatever. Yeah, you.
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  Well, well, shit, I, you know, I I've encountered them in Florida
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  too. They just don't.
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  They don't talk and the the only reason I.
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  Well, they're not out there running around in a Speedo with
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  dildos. Swinging them around, they find
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  that shit kind of distasteful and embarrassing, if anything,
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  like a normal person does. You know what?
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  You know what's funny is when I was when I was in college, I
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  actually had more. I had more gay people like
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  coming up to me in schooling and.
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  Kind of new and they do the look around thing just to you know
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  check and see that no one's there.
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  And I, you know I've I've seen a few of them be like you know hey
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  I you know don't don't tell anyone but like I secretly voted
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  for Trump or you know some something like that.
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  It's like, it's like it's like they're okay with.
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  Everyone's OK with them being gay, but being a Trump supporter
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  or, you know, them saying, look, I'm gay, but I don't approve of,
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  you know, all this commercialization.
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  Well. I got a I got a topical news
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  story you might not have had on the docket.
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  We can get back to Boobert real quick, but you want a quick
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  anecdote That happened to me today.
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  It's interesting. Sure.
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  All I was gonna all I was gonna say about Boobert too is it is
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  fucking hilarious. The people in Colorado, which
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  keep in mind is it Colorado is weed country and it's also.
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  As fuck. It's also, you know, where all
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  the where all of the gay pride like drag shows are.
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  For. For those people to be
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  complaining out Lauren Boebert vaping and also saying that she
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  and also saying that she should have more decorum.
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  The hypocrisy is laughable. Yeah, absolutely.
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  Absolutely. Now, now, look, look, is there a
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  little bit of shame for it? Yeah, Getting caught fucking
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  heavy petting in the theater. Yeah.
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  There's a little like shame. Shame, you know, You a little
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  bit of a hoe? No, no, no.
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  Especially she's recently divorced, as I understand it.
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  But at the same time, she's still young and looks good.
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  She's very confident. Senator I or Congresswoman?
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  Sorry. And I haven't seen anything that
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  I've disliked in terms of her politics.
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  And I'm kind of more liberal on some things than I guess a lot
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  of people are. Again, maybe it's again, I'm
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  yes, I'm sort of a rock'n'roll hanger on guys, so I've been
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  around big parties and seen a lot worse than what she was
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  doing. Yeah, sure.
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  I I just don't think, yeah, there's a little shame in
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  getting caught. There's a little like, you
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  shouldn't probably be doing that in public.
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  But is it the end? Like they made it this huge news
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  story right until it got dethroned by another news story.
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  The the, the well, the fact that like that became a headline news
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  is the fact that it became a headline news is it just shows
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  where the slow news. Weak.
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  It's bad that that that that's fucking headline as a neuron.
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  Man, I'm saying they they show they.
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  My favorite is they kept showing the pictures of her in her dress
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  from, like, up above. And it's like, yeah, OK, she she
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  looked good. All right.
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  Yeah. Is that what you're trying to
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  prove or or or is the left slut shaming?
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  What's going on, you know? Yeah.
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  Are we in the Twilight Zone? Is this what this is like?
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  What the fuck? Well, I mean The Who.
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  Cares that she fucking wore a lowcut dress.
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  She can fucking pull it off, right?
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  The AOC wore a lowcut dress. I wouldn't think it was a big
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  deal either. In fact, some of the things they
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  say about a OCI don't fucking care.
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  The shit she wears and stuff and and acting sexy on Instagram,
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  Who fucking cares? She's a hoe.
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  We all know she's a hoe. Neither do I I mean.
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  You know, hoes. Hoes deserve representation in
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  Congress. Actually, I'll say that.
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  They're they're a demographic of this country.
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  God damn it. Somebody has to represent the
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  bubbleheaded hose. And who better?
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  What is a more bubbleheaded hoe than a OC?
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  I I. You riddled me that Batman.
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  You know what we we did. I I would love Kurt.
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  Do what it was. Saying on on this.
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  No, but being smoothly kind of predicted this years ago and
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  like a Discord server just talking shit, right?
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  Because we'd say weird shit and we said like when a OC got big
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  and then Ilhan and the squad, it was like, oh God.
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  It's become like Pokémon. You got to have your woman
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  represent your interest. And then Marjorie Taylor Green
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  and Lauren Bobert came around and they kind of fit that.
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  Like I choose you MTG, you know? And so I prepared that.
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  She got felt up in a theater because that's why we picked
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  her. Let's be real about it for a
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  second. We needed some bubbleheaded hoes
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  to combat the bubbleheaded hoes on the other side.
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  So if you bubble headed hoe gets felt up in the theater, who
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  gives a? Fuck.
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  Well, well, the the the babes for Trump thing back in 2016.
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  Not many people know this, but like I was one of the behind the
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  scenes guys, at least on Twitter.
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  Like from promoting that hashtag and making it big in 2016 like I
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  I have. Over in a shaker.
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  No, I mean I I was, I was kind of like I was well, that was,
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  that was around the time when when the right was like flipping
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  out because Donald Trump, it was revealed that he had like
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  affairs with like 2 playmates back in the 90s.
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  And I'm like, you know what we should actually like?
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  Use sex appeal to our advantage instead of running away from it
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  like. Like the RNC forced Herman Cain
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  to do back in 2012, right? Remember, Herman Cain was going
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  to, like, run against Obama. And then it was revealed that he
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  had had like he had an he had had like an affair with his like
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  secretary or something for 30 years almost.
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  It was like a longterm. Well, that that.
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  That's what I'm saying. But Bubert got the the throne on
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  Twitter almost right away. By these very.
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  Super serious. I should give a fuck.
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  Accusations about Russell Brand and and there's a connection
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  here that I'd like to get to. But let's talk about let's talk
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  about Russell Brand first before we make that connection because
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  it's so fucking obvious. Russell Brand OK, Hollywood guy,
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  right. Kind of known as a bit of a
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  Playboy. Married Katy Perry.
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  There's no one to sleep around with women.
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  There's a bit weird, eccentric off.
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  It's heard the story before. I've heard the story with Johnny
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  Depp. I've heard the story with
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  fucking Marilyn Manson now. Yeah.
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  Guys who everybody knows are a bit on the and not rapey side,
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  you know, but like have tastes. Oh, Marilyn Manson, Marilyn
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  Manson's Into bondage. Are you shocked, Sam?
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  No, you mean to tell me? The guy who had, like, bondage
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  asked. You know stuff in his.
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  On his album Covers is Into Bondage.
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  I'm shocked. And we lost Max's.
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  Oh. Sorry.
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  My son came in and told me the video game didn't work cuz he
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  ran out of time before bedtime. Nuts.
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  I'm gonna give him he wanted 5 minutes and then I was like, OK,
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  5 minutes. He was like 2-5 minutes.
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  And I was like 10 minutes and he was like 10 minutes.
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  And I was like, OK. He's he's, he's learning.
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  He's learning the art of of Wheeling and deal dealing.
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  Yeah. That's how you do though, right?
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  You know, I'll give him his fucking 210 minutes for being so
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  smooth. But I apologize for the
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  interruption to the. No, I I no, I I'm I'm not upset
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  with you. I was just like oh shit did the
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  did the feed go? I I was on my end.
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  But no as as it was. And then and then the and then
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  the Chad dad move is that I add 15 minutes.
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  Very Chad. And and the Chad move is that
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  you're doing that all you're doing that from your computer
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  I'm assuming? Out of the phone, it's.
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  You know his family. Controls on it.
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  You can set the screen time and he runs out simply because
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  sometimes he'll set up his game and then he has the action
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  figures because it's a Lego game.
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  So he's got all these like Hulk and Iron Man and shit, and he
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  has him in the game. He plays Lego Marvel and he just
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  acts out the shit from the game with his figures.
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  So he's not even really playing the game half the fucking time
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  anyway, So. And he only gets two hours, so
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  giving him an extra 15 minutes. Based.
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  Even though it interrupted the show, you know.
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  No, that that's that's cool anyway, though, Yeah.
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  Russell Brand. Yeah, Russell Brand.
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  So, OK, these accusations come out, They're apparently very
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  old. And it says even in the article
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  where the accusations come out that the girls did it mostly
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  because of the influence that he's found recently, which I
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  find suspicious. And I tend to be very skeptical
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  of all of these kind of me too allegations, you know, whether
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  it be Johnny Depp's, as we kind of saw in court play out, very
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  ugly. Whatever you think about the
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  outcome, right, Marilyn Manson's is about to probably get pretty
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  ugly as well. It should work now, buddy.
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  Go tell mom. Sorry about that.
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  Nah, no problem. Uh, I think he just needs his
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  mom to log him in back in because it logged.
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  It kicks him out so he can't play anything.
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  Kind of locks it after two hours, you know?
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  And then that and one of our accounts has to log in and give
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  him back I. Thought I could do it.
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  From the phone but. I guess that's, I guess that's
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  the one. Modern age dad shit, apologies.
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  Chat. Yeah, No.
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  Thank thank thank God. My thank God my parents, you
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  know, weren't as tech savvy with that so.
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  Oh, my parents. I'll tell you the thing, my
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  parents. At one point, my mom took away
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  all my video games and banned them from the house for years,
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  and I'll just sneak off to find friends.
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  I didn't really like the kid, but he had all the video games,
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  so we all made friends with him. We called him Gay Bomb and
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  that's legitimately it. His name?
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  His last name. I'm not Dachshund because it's a
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  guy I haven't seen since I was like 12.
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  But his name was Rummery, and we called him Gay Bummery and then
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  it just shortened to Gay Bum because he was such like a
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  freaky weirdo. But he had a like a Windows 95
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  PC. He had Super Nintendo, he ended
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  up getting Nintendo 64, he had Sega Genesis, and we go over and
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  play Dungeons and Dragons over there, all the nerd shit, right?
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  So we put up with his weirdness to take advantage of all that
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  shit. Yeah, we all, we all have the we
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  all, we all had the one weird kid in our group.
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  But the banding of the video games, because it was poisoning
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  my mind because the TV told her to, didn't stop me from playing
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  video games. And also, playing video games
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  didn't turn me into a murderous psychopath as she had predicted.
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  My interestingly enough, my least you know nothing you can
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  prove Chat. My, my, my dad.
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  My dad was was I might look like Charles Mason.
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  My, my, my dad was one of those, was one of those parents who was
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  really afraid of the influence of Grand Theft Auto Vice City
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  when it was when it came out. But like you know, I turned out
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  fine. So so OK, the accusations I'm
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  skeptical of, but they could be true.
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  I'm not going to deny that they could be true and people left to
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  his defense. But the reason people left to
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  his defense is because we don't trust the fucking media.
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  And that's what it really boils down to.
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  All both of these stories Boobert gate, right?
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  Oh my God and fucking Russell Brand.
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  Here's the thing about this of media.
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  If Russell Brand is this prolific sex predator is now
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  you're claiming you've known about it and you helped him get
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  work until he said things that were politically inconvenient.
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  So even if he is a scumbag, you're still scumbags and your
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  scumbags for using Boobergate and and the question you always
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  got to ask yourself is what else is going on that they're not
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  fucking? Talking about?
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  Well, that's the whole that's and that might be the government
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  shutdown shit. I don't see as much about that
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  as I do about Lauren fucking Bubert.
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  Well, that's the whole thing too.
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  And just don't trust the media. Well, so I have a few things on.
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  So what irritates me about the Russell Brand thing?
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  And it's the same. It's the same thing that pissed
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  me off about the Hugh Hefner allegations a few years ago.
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  Is right. Hugh Hefner like.
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  Two years ago, Hugh Hefner has been dead for for like 5 years
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  now. And yet two years ago, all these
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  allegations came out and there was a whole big documentary
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  series that came out like detailing and what and what
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  really was Hugh Hefner's crime in the eyes of feminism is that
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  he as a gentleman, really enjoyed breasts.
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  Really. That's that's he built his
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  entire empire. Because like you look at
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  Playboy, ladies and gentlemen in the olden days when you Hefner
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  was publishing it. You might see a Bush, but you
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  didn't actually see a pussy. You saw Tits focus.
• 22:55
  That, that was it was. And tasteful, usually.
• 23:00
  Well, and that was the whole point.
• 23:02
  It was a gentleman's magazine, so to speak.
• 23:05
  Yeah, Well, and as as fat material goes compared to going
• 23:10
  on Pornhub and look at like 3 midgets shitting on a Asian lady
• 23:14
  or whatever, and that's all you had back in the day and you
• 23:19
  might get your hands on a penthouse and that's a bit more
• 23:22
  explicit, right? Yeah, but like, that was a time.
• 23:26
  And and he built his career off of that and his was much more
• 23:29
  tasteful than Penthouse and all those other magazines.
• 23:31
  That's why it was so much more successful.
• 23:33
  People. It was glamorous and people
• 23:36
  wanted to attach themselves to it and obviously he was into
• 23:39
  multiple women because that was his whole bit.
• 23:43
  Well and well, in my whole, my whole point was gentlemen of the
• 23:47
  olden variety. My whole point with that,
• 23:50
  though, was right. If they had years when he was
• 23:56
  alive to, you know, allege all this shit but they but they
• 24:00
  waited. Not one.
• 24:01
  Not one year after he died. They waited five years to allege
• 24:06
  all this stuff when he couldn't defend himself.
• 24:08
  You want to know his other big crime was guess who Hugh Hefner
• 24:13
  was friends with? Take a wild guess.
• 24:21
  Nope, that would be. That would be a reasonable one
• 24:25
  to be a little upset. About that, well, that would be
• 24:27
  a reasonable one, but who do you and I both deeply admire?
• 24:33
  Who also is he? Is he a Trump guy?
• 24:39
  Well, he's the oldest Trump guy, actually.
• 24:42
  Fair enough. Yeah, he would be.
• 24:44
  He's a Jet. Like I say, he's a gentleman.
• 24:46
  Kind of. No.
• 24:48
  The I mean the centric classy. I like tits kind of gentlemen
• 24:52
  and that's a variety of gentlemen you can be.
• 24:54
  It's not really my scene, but I respect.
• 24:57
  Well, no, they they. I know you were into that kind
• 25:00
  of thing. You should.
• 25:01
  You used to tweet out all the old centerfolds and shit, right?
• 25:04
  All of the, well, all of the allegations that came out like
• 25:09
  two years ago, one of the one of the things that they tried to
• 25:12
  shoe horn in about, you know, half was oh and by the way, he's
• 25:17
  a, he was friends with Donald Trump.
• 25:20
  So therefore he's bad. Everything he did is bad.
• 25:23
  Now, to some degree. Like the left should respect him
• 25:28
  for what he did towards the kind of sexual empowerment of women.
• 25:32
  Revolution deal, right? But they don't.
• 25:35
  They can throw all that. Like his contribution to that
• 25:39
  particular fucking field is actually not on our side.
• 25:44
  You know what I mean in terms of if you're culturally
• 25:47
  conservative, right? But yeah, but going but going
• 25:50
  back built the pornography empire.
• 25:53
  Yeah. Going back to what I was saying
• 25:56
  though, it does tie back in because, right, the the Russell
• 25:59
  Brand thing, those are old allegations that should have
• 26:03
  been if the women were serious. It just makes you question the
• 26:08
  me. Even if he did it, it makes you
• 26:10
  question the media, right? Am I just wrong in that?
• 26:12
  Yeah, the motivation. Why is it now even like you
• 26:17
  could question that about all of the fucking shit they do?
• 26:19
  Because, like Jeffrey Epstein, they all fucking knew the
• 26:22
  general public. The general public didn't know
• 26:24
  who Jeffrey Epstein was until he got arrested and they found out.
• 26:29
  Well, I instantly never forgot his name, including when he
• 26:32
  fucking killed himself, as as most people don't believe that
• 26:35
  he actually did, right? I, I, I could, you know, we
• 26:39
  could talk about that till we're blue in the face, the theories
• 26:42
  about it, right? But at the end of the day,
• 26:44
  people didn't know who he was until he got arrested.
• 26:46
  But all the rich and powerful people, all the media people,
• 26:50
  they did and they knew what was going on on that fucking island
• 26:52
  to some degree or another. And they just went out until
• 26:55
  they didn't anymore. And so you got to ask yourself,
• 26:58
  why didn't they anymore? What was it?
• 27:00
  What they like? His time has come, His
• 27:02
  usefulness was up. Or some crazy fucking shit that
• 27:05
  we'll never know about. Who did he cross?
• 27:08
  And it's the same thing with Russell Brand.
• 27:10
  Who did he piss off behind the scenes that we'll never know
• 27:13
  about? Right.
• 27:15
  So that. But there's more to this, Max
• 27:18
  that you might not, that you might not know.
• 27:20
  And with and with Hugh Hefner, I would say even though he's dead,
• 27:23
  it's not about who he pissed off so much as that they could
• 27:26
  fucking feed on his corpse and use it to prop up their fucking
• 27:29
  social justice narrative. Well, yeah, that, that.
• 27:33
  And that's exactly, that's exactly what they did with him.
• 27:35
  Yeah, of course. Disgusting.
• 27:38
  Yeah. Now there's another angle to the
• 27:41
  Russell Brand thing, which I hadn't considered until until I
• 27:45
  actually saw it, but this is pretty interesting.
• 27:49
  So Russell Brand is probably the he's the top guy on Rumble, the
• 27:57
  platform which we're now streaming on actually.
• 28:01
  He's definitely one of the earlier adopters of it too, in
• 28:04
  terms of bigger names. And so Chris Provlovsky actually
• 28:09
  tweeted, actually tweeted out today.
• 28:12
  And I'll show you that Rumble received a letter from the UK
• 28:17
  parliament basically threatening to shut down their service.
• 28:22
  No, no. Rumble in the UK are yeah, this
• 28:26
  is this wild man, I thought I I understand that the UK justice
• 28:30
  system is different, but like the presumption of innocence
• 28:34
  until proven guilty in a court of law, I'm pretty sure is
• 28:37
  across the pond too. Yeah, this is wild.
• 28:41
  So the government is actively persecuting Russell Brand.
• 28:45
  Now see, here's the thing. I was never a big fan.
• 28:49
  He's more into conspiracy stuff than I like.
• 28:52
  And he's he's actually a communist if people didn't know
• 28:55
  or he's come a little more towards.
• 28:57
  That our side of things on on cultural stuff lately and then
• 29:01
  the degradation of society based on like feeding garbage into it
• 29:06
  and that's probably and the vaccine stuff.
• 29:08
  He's very adamant about the fucking the whole COVID thing
• 29:12
  and that was the step too far. But if we're to believe that all
• 29:16
  of this is true, we're also to believe that the media sat on
• 29:19
  this until, as they said themselves, it was in.
• 29:23
  He was inconvenient and now the government pounces on it to
• 29:26
  suppress this man. You can't.
• 29:29
  Basically they're saying Russell Brand can't stream in the UK.
• 29:33
  Well, well, not, well, not just not just that and acts.
• 29:37
  So let me let me actually read this letter for the audience in
• 29:40
  case you're listening on on audio.
• 29:42
  So this is, this is the statement that that Chris
• 29:45
  Prablovsky put out. So, so today Chris, so we can
• 29:50
  get this like clear because I'm actually, yeah, this is
• 29:54
  concerning, right. So yeah, Chris writes today.
• 29:58
  He says. Today we received an extremely
• 30:02
  disturbing letter from a committee chair in the UK
• 30:05
  Parliament. Well, Rumble, well, Rumble
• 30:08
  obviously deplores sexual assault, rape and all serious
• 30:12
  crimes and believes that both alleged victims and the accused
• 30:16
  are entitled to a full and serious investigation.
• 30:20
  It is vital to note that the recent allegations against
• 30:23
  Russell Brand. Have nothing to do with content
• 30:27
  on Rumble's platform. Just just yesterday you YouTube
• 30:33
  announced that based solely on these media accusations, it was
• 30:38
  barring Mr. Brand for monetizing his video content, Rumble stands
• 30:43
  free for very different values. We have devoted ourselves to the
• 30:48
  vital cause of defending a free Internet.
• 30:51
  Meaning an Internet where no one arbitrarily dictates which ideas
• 30:56
  can or cannot be heard, or which citizens may or may not be
• 31:01
  entitled to a platform. We regard it as deeply
• 31:05
  inappropriate and dangerous that the UKK Parliament would attempt
• 31:09
  to control who is allowed to speak on our platform or to earn
• 31:14
  a living from doing so, singling out and.
• 31:19
  An individual and demanding his ban is even more disturbing,
• 31:24
  given the absence of any connection between the
• 31:27
  allegations and his cons on Rumble.
• 31:30
  We don't agree with this, but we don't agree with the behavior of
• 31:34
  many Rumble creators. But we refuse to penalize them
• 31:38
  for actions that have nothing to do with our platform, although
• 31:43
  it may be be politically inside and and socially easier for
• 31:47
  Rumble to join. A cancer culture mob doing so
• 31:51
  would be a violation of our company's values and mission.
• 31:55
  We empathetically reject the UK Parliament's demands, so I so
• 32:00
  that's the letter and I want to based.
• 32:04
  I want to make something as specific.
• 32:06
  Oh, big, big. Hold on.
• 32:07
  Big props to Rumble, who has graciously hosted our show with
• 32:11
  all the ridiculousness that we've ever done.
• 32:15
  Completely fine, and they even hosted Cringing over coffee for
• 32:18
  me the other day. No problem.
• 32:20
  This is a good platform and this is an important topic because
• 32:23
  what we're really, we're really getting to now is is a point of
• 32:28
  no return really, where the government just gets to say you
• 32:32
  don't get to speak in our country anymore.
• 32:34
  It's it's not. It's not just Russell Brand,
• 32:37
  though, that they're that they're threatening, Max.
• 32:40
  They're threatening to shut down the entire platform.
• 32:43
  And yeah, hey, and Rumble says Fuck you not being.
• 32:47
  Based. Meaning that all of us would
• 32:49
  good job rumble. Yeah, based.
• 32:55
  So unfortunately for any of our fans in the UK, this might be
• 33:01
  you might have to seek out Spotify or some other means of
• 33:06
  watching the show, but I stand with rumbles decision here.
• 33:10
  I think this is one of the most base things a bigger company
• 33:13
  could do. I'm impressed to the level of
• 33:16
  like when Josh from Kiwi Farms hosted the the New Zealand
• 33:22
  Shooter video to much to the chagrin of law enforcement on
• 33:27
  the premise that this was news and it was free speech and told
• 33:31
  the the Aussie government I think literally to suck his
• 33:34
  Dick. Pretty sure that's what he said.
• 33:39
  And this is about this is up there.
• 33:41
  Yeah, this is pretty good. They're basically saying shut us
• 33:43
  down in the UK. We think he has a right to speak
• 33:47
  and you don't get to decide who gets platformed at all.
• 33:53
  That's pretty serious, you know. I and I I would certainly hope
• 33:59
  because I do know we have, I do we I do know that we have a few,
• 34:03
  you know, Brits that do tune into this program.
• 34:09
  Whether that be on Spotify or iTunes or even on Rumble, I
• 34:13
  would deplore the I would. I don't know how politics works
• 34:16
  over there, but I would deplore any of our British friends to
• 34:20
  please reach out to your representatives and tell them
• 34:24
  that this is bullshit. So.
• 34:29
  Or you know, bollocks or what. Whatever the proper terminology
• 34:33
  is for you Brits out there, please.
• 34:37
  Please let them know that this is rubbish.
• 34:39
  There we go. I think that's the proper term.
• 34:43
  Bollocks, if you will. But yeah, so bloody awful you
• 34:49
  got a you got a license to speak if you've been accused of a
• 34:53
  crime there, hey? You.
• 34:59
  Yeah, yeah, I don't think. I don't think people realized
• 35:05
  just how accurate the movie V for Vendetta would become, you
• 35:13
  know, But but that. So I mean, that's the other
• 35:18
  interesting thing about the Russell Brand thing is now
• 35:20
  they're using the Russell Brand allegations to try and shut down
• 35:24
  other people, of course. Who don't you know?
• 35:28
  Who like? I don't know Russell Brand.
• 35:33
  And yet, you know, they're trying to shut us down by the,
• 35:38
  you know, just because we're on the same platform, essentially.
• 35:42
  So yeah, we're losing reach just by by a factor of he got accused
• 35:48
  of a crime. Yeah, accused.
• 35:51
  Accused in the media. Not even, I believe legally.
• 35:54
  Or at some point they before, I think he before he even got
• 35:57
  charged legally, he might have been since then is when they
• 36:01
  shut him down. Yeah, on YouTube at the very
• 36:05
  least. So you're not allowed to make
• 36:07
  money if you're accused of a crime anymore.
• 36:09
  But again, like, why now? What's what's going on?
• 36:14
  I I think there's a lot to look at.
• 36:17
  Like the fucking budget thing. Trump, you know, is obviously
• 36:22
  being suppressed in a similar manner, maybe even to a greater
• 36:25
  degree being, like lawfared out of existence.
• 36:29
  If they can help it, they're going to damn well take him out.
• 36:33
  Russell telling Russell Brand he can't speak in the whole
• 36:35
  country? Sure, why not?
• 36:37
  And he's a citizen of that country, so obviously the UK is
• 36:41
  Big Brother now, obviously we got social credit scores.
• 36:44
  Obviously, you know, an allegation is a fact and we
• 36:48
  should just take away his ability to eat.
• 36:52
  Well, well, and now the radicals are trying to shut down Elon
• 36:57
  Musk. Because you know.
• 37:00
  Of course he. Because he bought Twitter.
• 37:03
  And what? And listen, you on that doesn't
• 37:05
  excuse the fact that you know your platform banned Atomic
• 37:10
  Denny and did all this other stupid shit.
• 37:13
  No, they brought in some pretty draconian hate speech stuff
• 37:17
  recently. But whatever, that's it is
• 37:20
  another fish for another kettle, right?
• 37:22
  But they're still, but they're. But Even so, they're still
• 37:26
  trying to cancel Alan because he's.
• 37:30
  And that and that. You're never pure enough.
• 37:34
  Nope. Never.
• 37:35
  And how now? Now they've been going after
• 37:39
  Walter Isaacson for even doing his biography now, which why
• 37:47
  give why? Why take just an inch when you
• 37:49
  can take a mile? Which go?
• 37:53
  Which you know. My recommendation for this week?
• 37:57
  Go pick up a copy of the If the Elon Musk biography.
• 38:01
  If it's, if it's not sold out in your bookstore.
• 38:04
  So, but yeah, I'll probably pick that up.
• 38:10
  I've been just out doing shit, man.
• 38:12
  The Internet can rot your brain. You look at news too long.
• 38:16
  I just think when I see stuff like that that like kind of
• 38:19
  transcends like boobs, boobs or fucking, you know, these
• 38:25
  allegations against the guy that, like, they was getting it
• 38:29
  before they all kind of knew was a weird, sexy fucking pervert
• 38:33
  kind of rock guy, right? That's his whole image.
• 38:37
  That's his whole fucking image. Of course he was having weird
• 38:42
  sex or whatever. And so if he, if it's beyond the
• 38:45
  pale, if he's like having sex with like, underage girls, yeah,
• 38:49
  that's bad. I'm not going to defend that if
• 38:52
  that's real, if that's a true fucking thing that happened, I'm
• 38:56
  not going to defend that. However, I just questioned the
• 38:59
  timing. I questioned.
• 39:00
  Well, how long did you guys know about this then?
• 39:04
  Well, I yeah, I I mean, it's bad, obviously, but it was also
• 39:09
  allegedly 16 years ago, Yeah. Or so crazy like that.
• 39:15
  OK. And I'm not.
• 39:16
  I'm not real. I'm not great at math, but but
• 39:20
  like, clearly if the girls were 16 years old sixteen years ago,
• 39:25
  they're they're well, you know, legal now.
• 39:29
  So it's just it just seems weird.
• 39:34
  Who cares that he fucking doesn't like the vaccine?
• 39:38
  You got to be a Big Brother government like the UK has gone
• 39:42
  off on some shit, man. It's it's it's starting to look
• 39:46
  like Clockwork Orange. For real.
• 39:48
  Yeah, well, yeah. Well, like I said, like I just
• 39:51
  said, kind of fucking cyberpunk Big Brother dystopia, you know?
• 39:55
  Well, like I said, V for Vendetta has literally become a
• 39:59
  reality, you know, in that in our world now, so.
• 40:07
  Yeah, yeah, well, but average people, this is what I'm saying.
• 40:12
  My, my story for that, right. Just real quick.
• 40:16
  I went to the local store. I was, I was picking up a drink
• 40:19
  on my walk, right. I'm standing there, The guy
• 40:21
  ahead of me, he's like, asks the clerk, hey, living in this town,
• 40:25
  how, how is it? And he says, it's all right.
• 40:28
  I was like, yeah, it's pretty good.
• 40:29
  I like it here. He's like, oh, have they been
• 40:32
  dropping off all those immigrants?
• 40:33
  Because that's been a thing, right.
• 40:36
  They're dropping off a lot of immigrants in Massachusetts
• 40:38
  because New York don't want them anymore, but not my town so far.
• 40:43
  And and I was just interesting fucking hearing them talk about
• 40:47
  this. So frankly, like they're worried
• 40:48
  about it because they bring crime and all this fucking other
• 40:51
  shit. And a lot of times they're just
• 40:53
  dropping them off in towns and letting them fucking grow them
• 40:55
  free with like a couple $100 in their pocket and Section 8
• 41:01
  voucher. Interesting.
• 41:08
  It's happening all over mass. It hasn't been us yet, but I'm
• 41:11
  sure we'll get hit. Sure, why not?
• 41:15
  I mean it's it's even it's even happening a bit here in Florida.
• 41:20
  But yeah, Mars Vineyard is safe though guys, don't worry.
• 41:28
  Oh yeah, that doesn't tell you anything.
• 41:32
  I mean, so there isn't us versus them if you haven't been picking
• 41:36
  up on what's been going on? I mean, not only not only they
• 41:42
  hate you, they hate you. You know, that's why they hate
• 41:46
  Donald Trump. That's just like he said.
• 41:48
  That's not a bullshit, man. That was one of the truest
• 41:51
  things he ever said. Very true, yeah. the US versus
• 41:57
  them mentality is not only is it out there, but like it's
• 42:01
  basically staring you in the face.
• 42:03
  How can you? How can someone not?
• 42:04
  See bitch slapping you. It's.
• 42:07
  It's so blatant that if you, but if you don't see it, you're
• 42:12
  literally in denial and a lot of people are.
• 42:16
  Yeah, or they don't want to fucking do nothing.
• 42:22
  You know, I was, I was discussing the I the the
• 42:26
  problems with policing in a conversation earlier with like
• 42:30
  dip in our gilded server. If anybody's interested, you can
• 42:33
  check it out. There's links to there publicly.
• 42:35
  You can find it somewhere. I'll give it to you.
• 42:37
  Whatever. And we were talking about
• 42:40
  policing. And, like, what I see is the
• 42:42
  problem with policing is there are good cops, right?
• 42:46
  And I'd say they're a minority, but they exist, not a small
• 42:49
  minority. Like, there's a lot of good cops
• 42:50
  out there, and then there's a lot of, like, bureaucratic,
• 42:53
  mediocre cops, right? And then there's bad cops, the
• 42:58
  mediocre, the mediocre cops. And to some degree, the good
• 43:01
  cops don't do anything about the bad cops because of the
• 43:05
  bureaucracy. And that's a large part of the
• 43:08
  fucking problem. And the bureaucratic cops are
• 43:11
  lazy, right? And so they fucking don't do a
• 43:15
  good job because they're incompetent.
• 43:17
  Because they don't give a fuck. They don't want to take a
• 43:19
  report. It's an extra paperwork.
• 43:22
  They want to get their fucking Donuts.
• 43:23
  That's not a meme. Cops sitting around eating
• 43:26
  Donuts outside a fucking donut shop is a fucking real thing,
• 43:30
  right? They're lazy complete.
• 43:34
  Well, that's actually something that.
• 43:36
  The Ice Cube mentioned in his interview with Tucker, with
• 43:43
  Tucker Carlson is a lot of people misunderstood.
• 43:47
  Fuck the police when it came out, it wasn't like every single
• 43:50
  cop. They were talking more about the
• 43:52
  bureaucracy, you know, Well, because it's not all cops are
• 43:59
  bastards. And unfortunately, like they we
• 44:02
  live in a Missy world. And so, yeah, sometimes a good
• 44:04
  cop probably looks the other way while a bad cop does something
• 44:08
  fucked up. And a lot of times a cop that
• 44:11
  means well is just lazy or just doesn't care.
• 44:15
  He wants to just get home, you know, so he doesn't take the
• 44:18
  extra mile and it causes somebody some extra fucking
• 44:21
  problems. Or he looks the other way when
• 44:23
  this racist asshole fucking beats a guy up in front of him
• 44:26
  or something. You know he knows that guy's
• 44:29
  actually racist because there's a few of those, right?
• 44:32
  Yeah, I don't think it's as many as BLM would like you to
• 44:35
  believe. No, it certainly happened a time
• 44:38
  or two. Rodney King was a good example.
• 44:40
  Well, hell if if, if BLM were, if BLM were were right about
• 44:45
  cops, I mean the cops that would that would be patrolling mine.
• 44:50
  The cops that patrol my neighborhood on a regular basis
• 44:54
  would just be like drive by shooting everybody people like
• 44:58
  every 5 minutes, right? Like.
• 45:01
  Right. You would just have cops just
• 45:03
  like killing people. Randomly all of the time.
• 45:09
  And clearly that doesn't, you know.
• 45:13
  And a lot of times if you put yourself in the split second
• 45:16
  heat of the moment, a lot of heat in the shootings are kind
• 45:18
  of justifiable. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing.
• 45:23
  Cop porn. People don't want to admit.
• 45:24
  I call it cop bad cop porn. Yeah.
• 45:31
  Well, like how that's the other interesting kind of food for
• 45:35
  thought is like how many like I would be curious what percentage
• 45:44
  of the police footage we we see versus the the stuff that we
• 45:50
  don't, you know like what don't we see because we probably
• 45:55
  don't, we probably don't see the stuff generally that actually is
• 45:59
  justified. Publicly, we only see the only
• 46:04
  thing that makes headline news anymore is cops being the
• 46:08
  absolute worst, right? But we never see police like
• 46:15
  actually, you know, breaking up like a drug dealer, you know,
• 46:21
  helping someone to doing something that's actually good.
• 46:30
  So, so yeah, Max stepped away for a second.
• 46:45
  So while Max is off the microphone, let me take this
• 46:53
  opportunity to, you know, once again.
• 46:59
  You know, we I published a book back in July, Shadows of
• 47:06
  Deception, still selling copies on Amazon, even even in
• 47:12
  mid-september. We're, you know, we're still
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  making money on it. Book 2 will be out in early
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  October. It's open, like I'm still
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  writing it, kind of putting the finishing touches on.
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  Book #2 really appreciate everyone who has gone out and
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  purchased Shadows of Deception, a John Rider thriller.
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  find my author page and buy my other you know ebooks there.
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  So we you know, I just want to thank everyone for going out and
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  And also if you don't mind, please leave a 5 star review.
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  On Amazon. Or, you know, just review in
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  general of the book if you happen to like it.
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  And who knows, we might be doing a giveaway for for naughty Book
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  on stream tonight if you were so inclined.
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  Also, well, we're on the subject, locals.
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  Dot com forward slash report. Haven't done much there, but I
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  and I'll probably be putting up some video game reviews and
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  streams up there, so. Yeah.
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  And why? Thanks for supporting the show,
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  folks, and really appreciate it. So yeah, American.
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  And I ain't dead yet, motherfucker.
• 49:40
  I look, I know I never said you were dead.
• 49:42
  That was smoothly that was saying that you were dead.
• 49:50
  I was predisposed, Sir, But you, I heard, the ad reads.
• 49:55
  Yeah, no, it gave me that. It gave me a perfect opportunity
• 49:59
  to, you know, promote the book well.
• 50:04
  I I had one more topic that I wanted to bring up.
• 50:08
  And it's more in that kind of line of advice for young men
• 50:12
  because we've always gone over like the basic first step right,
• 50:15
  which is to go out and talk to women and build up confidence.
• 50:19
  Yes, but what do you do after that?
• 50:22
  You, you learn you well, clearly You you learn boober them.
• 50:30
  That's all right. You just immediately start
• 50:32
  groping that. Titty baby.
• 50:36
  Yeah, you know. No, no, that's not what you do
• 50:39
  you. There's a moment for that.
• 50:41
  Yeah. There's a time and a place,
• 50:44
  young man. However, I introduced you to
• 50:47
  step two of the the Max plan on how to go from a an insult to a
• 50:54
  Sigma male to an alpha male, right.
• 50:57
  Real easy because Step 2 is the practice girl.
• 51:02
  So y'all dive into this commitment thing because the
• 51:06
  Internet is kind of extreme and modern culture follows after it,
• 51:09
  right? So every relationship has to be
• 51:12
  full in, right? Marriage right off the bat or
• 51:15
  nothing for these guys. That's a very extreme position,
• 51:18
  right? I pose to you that you need a
• 51:22
  practice girlfriend. And now don't take this wrong,
• 51:24
  ladies, because I'm not just speaking about sex, OK?
• 51:29
  Maybe not even at all. What you need to learn young men
• 51:33
  is how to engage yourself as a gentleman of this world, with a
• 51:36
  little bit of respect for yourself in dealing with a woman
• 51:40
  in a relationship or romantic scenario.
• 51:43
  And you're only going to ever learn that by dealing with a
• 51:46
  woman, because women can be unpredictable, emotional.
• 51:50
  Maybe you have no idea what's coming next.
• 51:55
  Maybe you should, right? And I'm.
• 51:58
  That's me. I'm 40, and I've been married
• 52:00
  almost two decades. Okay.
• 52:02
  And I'm telling you, I still get caught off guard by, like, I
• 52:06
  should have known that, huh? Damn, I'm retarded.
• 52:12
  But we can say retarded on rumble I'm.
• 52:14
  Yeah, I am. I'm retarded sometimes.
• 52:17
  And that's it's a learning process forever.
• 52:20
  But you ain't, you ain't going to ride the horse the first
• 52:23
  fucking time. You know what I'm saying?
• 52:24
  And like, look, if you go into these relationships, I'm, I'm
• 52:28
  not talking about a relationship even.
• 52:30
  I'm talking about go on dates or social situations with the women
• 52:33
  that you're talking to. The step one was make small
• 52:36
  talk, right? Say hi.
• 52:38
  Step 2 is maybe, maybe fucking sit there and talk about if
• 52:41
  you're in a college setting, you talk about the work that you're
• 52:44
  doing or whatever. If you're in a work setting, you
• 52:47
  know on and on they they talk about them more than yourself
• 52:51
  anyway. Ask questions that this will
• 52:54
  lead you to a date. That's okay.
• 52:57
  You're not going to marry her necessarily.
• 52:59
  You probably might not even sleep with her.
• 53:01
  Or maybe you will if you're if that's what you want to do,
• 53:04
  right? But the point being is this
• 53:06
  isn't your necessarily forever soul mate.
• 53:09
  Oh my God, forever. It's just a girl that you have a
• 53:13
  relationship with with no expectation of that.
• 53:16
  Because these these expectations you put upon yourself are why
• 53:19
  you're not getting girls in the 1st place.
• 53:22
  Just see where shit goes with a fucking woman and it leads
• 53:26
  somewhere great. I met my wife and that's exactly
• 53:29
  what happened. But either was other girls I did
• 53:32
  before that, that it didn't go so good, and if I had gone in
• 53:35
  with a lower expectation myself, I'm speaking from experience
• 53:39
  now. Yeah, I would have suffered less
• 53:43
  heartache and cause less heartache over the years.
• 53:47
  And it's a simple methodology I think.
• 53:50
  And to be fair, Max, I am logical.
• 53:54
  To be to be fair, Max, I would say that a lot of the things
• 53:58
  with I would say that a lot of these rules do all apply to.
• 54:05
  You know women as well. I know that.
• 54:06
  I know that most about audience is is men.
• 54:11
  But we do get a few women who TuneIn.
• 54:15
  I say practice girl. I say practice girl for the same
• 54:18
  reason. Like the Boober title, right?
• 54:20
  Yeah. A bit of a clickbait like it
• 54:22
  catches people's attention because they get offended
• 54:25
  instantly by the thought of it. But the reality is, yeah, you
• 54:29
  need to learn relationship skills just like every other
• 54:32
  social skill. Well, but but the the reason I
• 54:35
  bring up a lot of the same principles matters.
• 54:38
  The the the reason I say that a lot of the reason I say that a
• 54:43
  lot of these principles could apply to women too is because I
• 54:52
  had a girl I had a girlfriend in in college who I didn't really.
• 54:59
  I went on a couple of dates with her.
• 55:01
  We we got, we got someone, we got somewhat intimate, but you
• 55:07
  know it wasn't a whole big thing.
• 55:09
  And Sammy, scandalous, a good Christian man like you.
• 55:15
  I don't see a ring on that finger, Sammy.
• 55:17
  Well, here's you need to you need to humble yourself before
• 55:22
  the Lord, my friend. So just to put just to put
• 55:25
  things in perspective though too, I had only been here, so I
• 55:30
  had only been here. I just started college.
• 55:33
  I only been in Florida for a year and a half at the Fresh
• 55:37
  Meat, so chat, he's fresh meat ready for that picking.
• 55:42
  So I I so I was still, I was still near to Florida, right?
• 55:46
  She wide eyed and bushy tailed being like a fucking deer in the
• 55:52
  headlights, huh? Well, she was.
• 55:54
  Well, she was super young too. She got so she got the she got
• 55:59
  the bright idea. She got the idea that she wanted
• 56:05
  to that, hey, I'm going to drop out of college and go to
• 56:10
  Tennessee to pursue a music career, and I'd like you to join
• 56:15
  me. And I told her no because I
• 56:21
  thought about it and like I said, I I hadn't been in Florida
• 56:26
  for that long. I had only been here for.
• 56:31
  Just over a year. So I was.
• 56:33
  I was so new to the city I I had just moved.
• 56:36
  I got one where I'm on the other side, where I actually did
• 56:39
  almost exactly that. Like it fucked me for years.
• 56:46
  Yeah, well, you don't. Well, what you got to do,
• 56:49
  gentlemen, is you got to go on your Spotify, your Amazon, after
• 56:54
  the show, of course. And look up Bell Biv DeVoe,
• 56:58
  because that girl is poison. You know what I'm saying,
• 57:04
  gentlemen? Oh yeah.
• 57:06
  Well, we'll see. The thing it is, is there are
• 57:14
  that looks so pretty. There are advantages to being
• 57:18
  crippled, and sometimes there are disadvantages.
• 57:20
  One one of the things is sometimes an advantage and a
• 57:24
  disadvantage is that you have to plan things out long term.
• 57:29
  Right, so, so your time preference is probably way
• 57:33
  better than a lot of people's now.
• 57:35
  That makes sense. So that's why you get shit done,
• 57:38
  Say me. Ah, I get it now.
• 57:40
  Well, not just that, but it was like, I couldn't spot, you know,
• 57:45
  even if I want to, I couldn't. I couldn't spontaneously just,
• 57:49
  you know, move and, you know, run away with her.
• 57:53
  Because what if that? What if the place that we were
• 57:58
  at wasn't? You know, you know, big enough,
• 58:03
  wheelchair accessible, yeah. Yeah, or literally, like, you'd
• 58:07
  have to find a whole new set of, like, doctors and shit, right?
• 58:10
  Yeah, shit. Yeah.
• 58:12
  Would fake. That's a pain in the ass for me.
• 58:15
  And I'm not in a wheelchair, so I can't imagine, right?
• 58:18
  Because you probably had the same doctors for quite a long
• 58:21
  time, right? Yeah well and well in this case
• 58:24
  I, you know, like I said I had just gone to Florida so I was
• 58:27
  still getting established. I was still getting established
• 58:31
  here. Right.
• 58:34
  And yet she wanted she wanted me to move all the way way to
• 58:38
  Nashville. And I I asked, well do you well
• 58:41
  do you know anyone? And like I was I was going
• 58:45
  through this whole thing of you know well what are you going to
• 58:48
  do like have have you thought this out and.
• 58:51
  The answer honestly was no. I just spawned him tenus and
• 58:55
  want to do it. So I had to say no and we broke
• 59:00
  up and maybe, maybe my own doesn't seem as bad as of an
• 59:05
  offer on the face of it. But basically the idea was to
• 59:09
  move to Michigan with her. Because I was music production
• 59:15
  and like, I kind of knew, like I CP and some of the people that
• 59:18
  produced out there and she was hoping I could get a job with
• 59:20
  them, which I didn't actually pan out that way because I
• 59:24
  didn't know him that well. You know, I fucking hung out
• 59:26
  with him a time or two. She thought it was this big
• 59:28
  deal. And and I had throwing away my
• 59:33
  career up here where I was working like R&D for a
• 59:37
  corporation, you know, doing like lab shit like a like a
• 59:41
  nerd, you know, making good money.
• 59:43
  But I was young and horny and follow that girl who was poison,
• 59:52
  you know? And it sent me back several
• 59:54
  years as as a man, establishing myself in the world, and it put
• 59:58
  me in some bad places. I ended up homeless due to that
• 1:00:02
  one decision. Overtime.
• 1:00:03
  Yeah, for a short period of time.
• 1:00:06
  Yeah, yeah. And I'm not.
• 1:00:08
  I'm not saying I'm Mr. Perfect. No, no, I'm saying.
• 1:00:11
  I'm saying like, yeah, this is the two sides of the coin of
• 1:00:15
  what could happen. Because what happened with you
• 1:00:17
  is like you turned the girl down and then what?
• 1:00:20
  She left. Yeah.
• 1:00:22
  What? What?
• 1:00:23
  What turned out is what what happened was.
• 1:00:27
  She. She left and then she never met.
• 1:00:33
  I don't think she made it. You know her her whole plan
• 1:00:38
  because she didn't know, she didn't know anybody in
• 1:00:41
  Tennessee, right. She she had, she had been in
• 1:00:47
  like an indie band here in Florida.
• 1:00:49
  But you know she she didn't know anyone in Tennessee and I sure I
• 1:00:53
  shouldn't didn't know anyone and you know really in the music
• 1:00:57
  industry. So her her whole thing was go to
• 1:01:01
  one of the one of like the one of the hip joints.
• 1:01:05
  Yeah. And.
• 1:01:06
  Hope I'll and hope I'll get discovered or something like
• 1:01:11
  that. They call that a.
• 1:01:12
  Rat in the industry? By the way, and.
• 1:01:17
  And yeah, that didn't that didn't turn out too well for
• 1:01:20
  her, I guess. So usually.
• 1:01:22
  Rats, usually. Don't have a good shelf life.
• 1:01:27
  So and oftentimes the famous people that.
• 1:01:31
  They're ratting on to when they knock them up.
• 1:01:34
  Don't end up paying for the kid. Oh, I.
• 1:01:38
  I don't know if I don't know if things got that bad for her.
• 1:01:42
  No, I'm just saying it's just it's a story.
• 1:01:44
  No, no. Like various degrees of what
• 1:01:46
  could happen to you. But that's like the worst one,
• 1:01:49
  right? Yeah, well, well, she fancied
• 1:01:52
  herself a young Stephen. She then teach herself like a
• 1:01:56
  young Stevie Nicks. I I guess, and I mean I did.
• 1:02:02
  End up working in the music and. You know, underground, like
• 1:02:05
  production and stuff in Detroit. But it took some like I it
• 1:02:09
  wasn't those connections. I just kind of started doing it
• 1:02:11
  myself and I had fun. And it was a good experience
• 1:02:16
  for. Me and I had this cool Mustang
• 1:02:19
  because I had money, right? For my severance from my job.
• 1:02:22
  I bought a brand new 2003 Blue Mustang stick shift manual.
• 1:02:28
  Of course, like a baller because in in Michigan on the particular
• 1:02:33
  Rd. called Telegraph Rd. Oh yes, it's like the longest
• 1:02:37
  Rd. They're fucking.
• 1:02:39
  Is basically and there was no nighttime speed limit and we
• 1:02:45
  would just fucking baller that shit down 110 miles an hour past
• 1:02:50
  cops sometimes. Brand new Mustang.
• 1:02:53
  Basically, right off the fucking.
• 1:02:54
  Line at the factory, You know, that was my baby, unfortunately,
• 1:03:00
  because I. Picked a.
• 1:03:01
  Poisonous girl, I lost my baby. Y'all feel me and you got to be
• 1:03:06
  careful with your commitment, is all I'm saying.
• 1:03:10
  But you talk to girls, you make feel out of relationship and and
• 1:03:13
  through that you will in the feeling process start to see.
• 1:03:17
  Red flags a lot easier without people having to slap you up in
• 1:03:21
  the face like an idiot because sometimes, man.
• 1:03:25
  You need to be slapped in the face.
• 1:03:26
  Like an idiot. And don't always just chase your
• 1:03:28
  Dick. I know it goes without saying,
• 1:03:31
  but it doesn't go without saying sometimes.
• 1:03:34
  Your Dick will lead. You astray?
• 1:03:36
  All it will also. Will also.
• 1:03:40
  Trust your gut, too. And this is this isn't just for
• 1:03:44
  oftentimes, oftentimes trust. Your gut more than your Dick, is
• 1:03:48
  all I'm going to say. Yeah.
• 1:03:49
  Well, yeah, well, trust your gut over your Dick.
• 1:03:52
  And over and over your brain, too.
• 1:03:55
  Because sometimes, yeah, it's really easy to convince.
• 1:04:00
  Things are good when they're not too.
• 1:04:03
  That's I've Oh yeah, horrible relationships.
• 1:04:06
  Like I've actually been. Stabbed by a girl.
• 1:04:09
  That was fun. I.
• 1:04:14
  I had. I I know a guy.
• 1:04:16
  I know a guy who. I know a guy who has gotten
• 1:04:20
  stabbed by. That was my.
• 1:04:23
  First girlfriend? That's how my first.
• 1:04:25
  Longterm relationship ended, but you know what?
• 1:04:29
  She wasn't always crazy and evil.
• 1:04:31
  Whatever. And I learned a lot in the
• 1:04:34
  several years we were together and how to deal with women, and
• 1:04:37
  specifically how to spot crazy ones.
• 1:04:40
  And I'm telling you. That's a useful skill, and you
• 1:04:43
  don't have to invest as much as I stupidly did in that it's hey,
• 1:04:47
  we're having fun. I'm just hanging out, enjoying
• 1:04:50
  the company of a young woman as a gentleman.
• 1:04:53
  You know, looking for, yes, potentially someday a woman I
• 1:04:57
  could marry. But for right now.
• 1:04:59
  I must do now I'm working towards stuff.
• 1:05:02
  I'm building myself up. That's the that Sigma male to
• 1:05:06
  alpha male grind set. You can totally turn it.
• 1:05:09
  If you can do Sigma male, gentlemen, then you can get
• 1:05:12
  chicks. I don't know why you stop at
• 1:05:14
  Sigma male, especially if. You're successful, you present
• 1:05:18
  yourself. Like you have a future, some
• 1:05:21
  confidence and. And then take a girl.
• 1:05:24
  Out fucking to to. A movie.
• 1:05:26
  Take a girl out to the carnival. That's always a fun one.
• 1:05:29
  Random ass girl don't have to be a great you're not going to
• 1:05:32
  marry her. You take her to the carnival.
• 1:05:33
  Maybe you have fun. Maybe you win her a stuffed
• 1:05:35
  animal. Maybe then she's your wife 20
• 1:05:37
  years later. Who knows, Maybe not.
• 1:05:40
  Maybe you never see her again. What harm is?
• 1:05:44
  It you had a fun night at the carnival with.
• 1:05:46
  A pretty young lady. Yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Well, and that and that's the thing with.
• 1:05:50
  Me too is I I I lacked, I lacked self-confidence when I was, when
• 1:05:56
  I was young, when I was younger, because you know I would. 90% of
• 1:06:02
  it is just self, at least for me. 90% of his self-confidence.
• 1:06:07
  That and getting in a little effort to look to look nice.
• 1:06:12
  No, but that's that's self-confidence too.
• 1:06:15
  Like, yeah, don't smell like shit.
• 1:06:18
  Like, is this not obvious to guys?
• 1:06:19
  Some some guys, it's not, you know.
• 1:06:23
  Yeah, take a. Goddamn shower.
• 1:06:25
  Once in a while, put on. Some slap on some deodorant, you
• 1:06:28
  ain't got to be too, too fancy. I mean, Axe is a bit much,
• 1:06:32
  right? You got to go a little higher
• 1:06:33
  end than that usually, but like, yeah.
• 1:06:36
  I. Have like $800.
• 1:06:39
  Either I probably need to trim, you know.
• 1:06:42
  I could, I could probably trim my beard a little bit.
• 1:06:47
  But, but, but you know. Also Max, Me being Harry, me
• 1:06:53
  being Harry. Is part of the fucking charm
• 1:06:55
  with my wife. So I fuck.
• 1:06:58
  I work for myself. I ain't got nobody.
• 1:07:00
  To impress. Except maybe up here on the
• 1:07:01
  podcast and do the the webcam just because everybody was doing
• 1:07:06
  it and I don't really care. Yeah, I'm a big ugly Irish
• 1:07:08
  motherfucker. Is that a?
• 1:07:12
  I've been on the cover of CBS News, so.
• 1:07:15
  Who gives a fuck? Right?
• 1:07:16
  So that well, no, I I actually, I actually have to ask is the so
• 1:07:23
  the beard has never been a big thing with your wife or with no
• 1:07:28
  she liked. When I.
• 1:07:30
  Was clean, for sure, shaving when I was younger, but like,
• 1:07:35
  that's always been my thing. And like, look, it's a
• 1:07:38
  longstanding thing with me. And my family would always argue
• 1:07:41
  about my hair and beard because I was a metal kid from the 90s.
• 1:07:45
  The other thing they argue with me about, which is silly.
• 1:07:48
  Was I want to Pierce my ear back when it was like if you pierced
• 1:07:53
  the left ear, you're fucking straight little punk rock kind
• 1:07:57
  of thing and my fucking stepdad like.
• 1:08:01
  Disowned me about it. It was silly.
• 1:08:04
  Well, we'll see. My we'll see.
• 1:08:07
  My mom's like, you need to trim your beard.
• 1:08:09
  It it looks it looks bad and no and no chick is going to go for
• 1:08:14
  my family. My family.
• 1:08:16
  My my uncles and aunts would pay me.
• 1:08:20
  I think at one point they paid me like $200.00 to cut my hair
• 1:08:23
  and keep it cut. But if I grew it out, I had to
• 1:08:26
  pay the back. Like this was a serious point of
• 1:08:29
  contention for me because I was just a longhaired male kid and
• 1:08:33
  I'm still to this day, hey, y'all I'm ugly as fuck, but my
• 1:08:36
  hair is actually pretty good. Like I have the hair of like a
• 1:08:39
  fucking 80s Dave Mustang, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:08:43
  And ain't no. Gray on my head.
• 1:08:44
  They're all in my beard. You know but I'm a guy that I'm
• 1:08:47
  a dad. I'm 40 that's had a heart attack
• 1:08:50
  so a few Grays and my beard ain't shit.
• 1:08:52
  People want to say my hair lies receding.
• 1:08:54
  I assure you it's not. It's thick and full and and I
• 1:08:58
  have body and I use conditioner because as I've gotten older
• 1:09:02
  I've learned to appreciate that my nice natural curls really
• 1:09:05
  turned my wife on brah. Well, and but the beard she's
• 1:09:10
  less of a fan of, admittedly. But she tolerates it.
• 1:09:13
  She has. If if I told, I told her if I
• 1:09:16
  never shave it again, she's OK with that.
• 1:09:19
  Yeah. See, I, I, I.
• 1:09:20
  My choice. I've I've reached a point.
• 1:09:23
  Actually, where? Where?
• 1:09:25
  Women. Women actually like my mustache.
• 1:09:28
  So I'm sorry. There ain't enough fucking men.
• 1:09:31
  Today, and they call it toxic masculinity and I call it being
• 1:09:34
  me from like 8-8 years ago like. What the fuck?
• 1:09:40
  All, all overnight. Everybody grew vaginas.
• 1:09:43
  Look, I actually. Comedies dad.
• 1:09:47
  Look, I actually have. I actually.
• 1:09:49
  Have someone in my comments back on YouTube actually pointed out
• 1:09:54
  Because I I used to. I used to take my shirt off when
• 1:09:57
  I did my Alex Jones impression and I actually have chest hair,
• 1:10:02
  which someone pointed out wow, he's skinny, but he actually has
• 1:10:06
  chest hair and it's like and and the thing.
• 1:10:07
  About chest, chest hair. Like there's like, the meme
• 1:10:10
  that'll put hair on your chest, but that's actually real.
• 1:10:14
  Yeah, No, it is like like like, certain, like.
• 1:10:18
  Events actually do make you sprout more fucking chest hair.
• 1:10:22
  That's not a fucking meme. That's like real.
• 1:10:25
  Trust me. I got, I got hair on hair.
• 1:10:28
  If I'm not. Hairy on my.
• 1:10:29
  Head bro. Like, I'm a big old fucking
• 1:10:32
  Irish dude, right? I'm fucking a big hairy guy.
• 1:10:36
  It's what I am. I'm OK with it.
• 1:10:38
  My wife, even the other day uses the term oaf.
• 1:10:42
  And I said, that's true because sometimes when I walk fast, I
• 1:10:45
  kind of lumber, right? So I'll give it that.
• 1:10:48
  I'm a lumbering oaf, you know? I'm OK with this.
• 1:10:51
  It's OK to be who the fuck you are, right?
• 1:10:54
  I I'm I'm loving because I can like even you sing down like I'm
• 1:10:59
  picturing you running and I I I can see it right like and then I
• 1:11:04
  tried to prove I was like well. I'm not a clumsy oaf.
• 1:11:08
  Right. And I tried to do, I tried to do
• 1:11:10
  high kick like I used to do fucking 15 years ago and I did,
• 1:11:14
  but then the arthritis in my hip started acting up because I'm
• 1:11:18
  old, you know? And then I felt stupid for like
• 1:11:21
  a day, just trying to prove to my wife that I could kick
• 1:11:24
  somebody in the head, which I still could do, but it would
• 1:11:27
  cost me dearly. Would be worth it, sadly.
• 1:11:31
  I can. Kinder I can, but there's a
• 1:11:33
  pride to that. Because I.
• 1:11:35
  Literal championships. In in kickboxing in karate when
• 1:11:39
  I was a teenager with a left hook kick.
• 1:11:43
  To the fucking. Side of the head.
• 1:11:45
  OK. And I was determined to prove to
• 1:11:47
  her. I'm still as young as I'm agile,
• 1:11:51
  baby. I'm not a clumsy of I can kick
• 1:11:54
  in there. Ah, my arthritis.
• 1:11:58
  Oh, God help me. What have I done to myself?
• 1:12:01
  Like a retard, I'm still. Learning to gentlemen.
• 1:12:07
  Look, I have. Look, I have I have hip
• 1:12:10
  dysplation in one in one hip. It's it's not.
• 1:12:15
  It's not as painful. For me, always, as it is for
• 1:12:18
  some people. But you know, it's it's, it's
• 1:12:23
  not that. So I I can certainly realize
• 1:12:25
  it's the but other than that like I am, you know for like the
• 1:12:30
  thing on me is for skinny guy. Like, I'm not Jack, but I am.
• 1:12:34
  I've got broad shoulders and I am.
• 1:12:36
  I'll tell you what it is. You put a little bit of bass.
• 1:12:39
  In your voice, you talk with conviction.
• 1:12:42
  You know you're friendly. You're polite.
• 1:12:45
  You act like a gentleman. Well, my and and then.
• 1:12:48
  This is what I mean, gentlemen. Out there, if Sam, in a
• 1:12:51
  wheelchair, if you want to laugh at Sam, whatever.
• 1:12:53
  He doesn't care. If he cared, he wouldn't be
• 1:12:56
  doing this fucking show. So like, yeah, like I've said, I
• 1:13:00
  like, I've like I've said before I I wrote the but he's pulling
• 1:13:06
  tail. That's my point.
• 1:13:07
  He's pulling tail. So what are you doing wrong
• 1:13:09
  then? If you want to fucking laugh,
• 1:13:11
  that's my point, right? Make sure you got your game.
• 1:13:14
  Up before you fucking. Laugh because he can pull game
• 1:13:17
  because he puts a little bass in his voice and fucking wears some
• 1:13:20
  nice clothes and takes a shower and fucking presents himself
• 1:13:23
  like a fucking good human being. And he fucking listens to
• 1:13:26
  people. That's why he's a good
• 1:13:27
  interviewer on the fucking show. These are all skills that you
• 1:13:31
  could. To find yourself having more and
• 1:13:34
  more successful relationships. The problem with women is they
• 1:13:38
  are ridiculously unpredictable. They they are and the only way
• 1:13:44
  to learn to predict. Them better.
• 1:13:45
  Is through experience and and also sometimes being a
• 1:13:49
  benevolent fucking guy. Right.
• 1:13:52
  The I guess that they do consider this toxic masculine.
• 1:13:55
  But here's an example. Sometimes on some real serious
• 1:13:58
  shit, I will tell my wife The thing is an absolutely bad idea.
• 1:14:02
  Here's why, and here's what's going to happen.
• 1:14:04
  And then still let her make the decision to do it.
• 1:14:07
  OK? Why?
• 1:14:10
  Because because of. What I crave.
• 1:14:12
  In this life, I guess is Max was right.
• 1:14:14
  I got two of those today, Sam. Thank you for one.
• 1:14:17
  An agent dip shout out. I got the other because he said
• 1:14:20
  Max was 100% right and I didn't even read what he's talking
• 1:14:23
  about. I pinned it.
• 1:14:25
  I pinned it. I just pinned.
• 1:14:28
  Max was. Percent right pinned.
• 1:14:30
  And then Sam was like Max getting proven right again about
• 1:14:33
  Don Imus. Yeah.
• 1:14:34
  Don Imus the first victim of cancel culture.
• 1:14:38
  Well, well, also that. That.
• 1:14:39
  So that is one topic I do want to dive into because better
• 1:14:45
  better to go. Out the hero like he.
• 1:14:46
  Did then live yourself to be the fucking Howard Stern who's
• 1:14:50
  literally like an old man Joker, now a meme of himself?
• 1:14:56
  Howard Howard. Howard, because I, I, I I guess
• 1:15:01
  the fact Howard, Howard over there.
• 1:15:04
  I I I guess, I guess the fact that after N word fucking stern.
• 1:15:11
  Fart man, let's take. Fart man.
• 1:15:13
  Serious guys. Well, Mr. Mr. also let's get
• 1:15:18
  this is this is my. This is my favorite thing he he
• 1:15:21
  was he was talking out Mr. he was talking out like
• 1:15:25
  disrespectful Lauren Bober is and I pointed out yeah this was
• 1:15:30
  the guy who had this was the guy who had Jen Jameson like riding
• 1:15:35
  a dildo or something on the on the I can respect some of the
• 1:15:39
  trail that Howard. Stern blazed, in a sense, Okay.
• 1:15:43
  But if you look at the content that he did it on, it's hard to
• 1:15:46
  respect that. Like, I get it, he fought the
• 1:15:49
  censors, but for for what? For throwing baloney at bitches
• 1:15:53
  asses. Right?
• 1:15:55
  Well, but. But, but but it's not high art
• 1:15:58
  bro. Yeah, I'm.
• 1:15:59
  Saying but but to go from but he thinks it is.
• 1:16:02
  He's up his own ass. So far.
• 1:16:04
  But he thinks he can tell everybody else to not do exactly
• 1:16:07
  what he did. Basically, that's what his take
• 1:16:09
  was on Russell Brand. Well, good that he's being
• 1:16:12
  censored. Well, well, my my point was
• 1:16:15
  basically for the guy who. For the guy who?
• 1:16:19
  Had Jenna Jameson basically like doing simulated sex on his show
• 1:16:25
  right to all? Or had?
• 1:16:28
  Contests between Retards. Asking the basic questions, to
• 1:16:31
  laugh at them to all to all of the sudden saying that woe and
• 1:16:37
  to basically said to basically calling Uber a slut and saying
• 1:16:41
  that she went oh, it's scandalous.
• 1:16:46
  She had boobs. Fuck you hard.
• 1:16:49
  Fuck you. Oh, she.
• 1:16:52
  You know, she izing piece of shit.
• 1:16:54
  Oh, she. Has cleavage.
• 1:16:56
  Meanwhile. I had Jenna Jameson finger
• 1:16:59
  herself 30 years ago and my wife doesn't like when I talk
• 1:17:04
  fucking. Anything like, like, remotely
• 1:17:06
  dirty. But I have to be in in in honor
• 1:17:09
  of Don Imus. I have to tell you what I think
• 1:17:11
  Don Imus would say, and it's that she has nice tits and he'd
• 1:17:16
  have felt them up. Too, that's.
• 1:17:18
  Not that's not that. That's not even that egregious.
• 1:17:23
  No, that's. But that's a dawn I was because.
• 1:17:25
  He was still a gentleman. He was still a gentleman.
• 1:17:28
  But he called him like you see him.
• 1:17:30
  Hey, he was a single guy. I'm married.
• 1:17:32
  My wife. My wife might even be upset that
• 1:17:34
  I said it that way sometimes. But she she knows for the sake
• 1:17:39
  of comedy. It's true.
• 1:17:41
  She got a nice rack. She was showing him off at the
• 1:17:43
  fucking thing. Who fucking cares?
• 1:17:46
  She's great. Have her do the fucking Center
• 1:17:47
  for the Playboy. If she was a Democrat, that's
• 1:17:49
  what they would do. By the way.
• 1:17:51
  They They would. No, I oh, John Fetterman is not
• 1:17:55
  a fucking. Disgrace in his sweat suit
• 1:17:57
  because he's mentally disabled. How do you feel about that?
• 1:18:01
  They're changing. The rule?
• 1:18:02
  Of the dress code because disabled people can't dress
• 1:18:04
  themselves. How do you feel about that, Sam?
• 1:18:08
  I'm putting you on the spot. That one, right?
• 1:18:10
  You know what? But I know how you feel about
• 1:18:12
  that. It's.
• 1:18:13
  It's funny. It's funny that you mentioned
• 1:18:15
  that because I'm thinking that my I'm thinking that my next
• 1:18:19
  book should be like a photo book that I that I title like
• 1:18:23
  ironically, like the cripple, like stuff like I used to have a
• 1:18:28
  subscription to GQ. Back in the day, before they
• 1:18:31
  went woke and they they had like an annual, like a quarterly
• 1:18:35
  style guide and I feel like I need to do a style guide for
• 1:18:39
  like, you know, cripples or something because that's very
• 1:18:46
  funny actually, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:48
  Well, that well, that well, that would.
• 1:18:50
  That that's the whole thing too is like, I would do, I would do
• 1:18:54
  it purely for comedy, right? But like Sam's style guide for
• 1:18:59
  the discerning. Gentleman Cripple.
• 1:19:02
  But yeah. Like and and you got to start it
• 1:19:05
  with a passage from Jesus. Talking about cripples to make
• 1:19:08
  it even more gentlemanly. Well.
• 1:19:10
  And like and like and I under I understand and it look a
• 1:19:15
  gentleman can appreciate a. Nice rack.
• 1:19:18
  And Lauren Bubert has a nice rack.
• 1:19:20
  Can is anybody? Look, you know me, Sam, I tell
• 1:19:23
  you. Like privately behind the
• 1:19:24
  scenes. Hey, some of the stuff your
• 1:19:26
  friends share about a W is a bit creepy for me.
• 1:19:29
  Like, I don't like the creep shots, right?
• 1:19:32
  Because it's just like a clip from the show, and it's like
• 1:19:34
  zoomed in on her ass and it just feels weird.
• 1:19:37
  It feels voyeuristic. I get it.
• 1:19:39
  You guys like it. You're single.
• 1:19:41
  It gets you the fucking hard on. But, like, even I, with my kind
• 1:19:45
  of prudish older behavior as a married guy who behaves himself,
• 1:19:49
  cannot deny that Lauren Bubert's rack was aesthetically pleasing.
• 1:19:54
  And why are you mad about that? Well.
• 1:19:58
  Didn't it used to be universal that?
• 1:20:00
  Everybody. Like titties.
• 1:20:01
  What happened? Did you agree on titties?
• 1:20:05
  Joe Walsh. Has an entire song.
• 1:20:07
  About that, basically. Fucking I've been running.
• 1:20:12
  Around singing. For before this happened, Chris
• 1:20:15
  Calico and Tech Nine. I know you're not a hip hop guy,
• 1:20:18
  but it's a it's like an R&B mix. They're really talented.
• 1:20:21
  One of them's an opera singer anyway, and it's called titties.
• 1:20:25
  And it's titties. Yeah, I'm talking about titties
• 1:20:28
  because everybody like titties. I've actually.
• 1:20:32
  Heard that song. Yeah, damn right.
• 1:20:34
  And it's true. And so, like, who cares?
• 1:20:37
  Brubert had a nice rack. Well, not if she was a.
• 1:20:41
  Democrat they'd all be jerking off to.
• 1:20:43
  It secretly and thinking about ways for their male feminist ass
• 1:20:46
  to rape her. Well, not one.
• 1:20:48
  Well. I mean, oh oh, he went too far.
• 1:20:52
  No, I don't think I don't. I mean, that's true.
• 1:20:55
  Max is in his element. I'm the fucking.
• 1:20:58
  Shock jock, motherfucker. Because the shit that I say
• 1:21:01
  offends the left and the right And Sam too.
• 1:21:04
  Yeah. No, I.
• 1:21:06
  So because we think about things for five seconds, the.
• 1:21:09
  So part of the reason why? Why?
• 1:21:11
  Why I was posting so many centerfolds on Twitter back in
• 1:21:16
  the day was when it was It was when people were morally
• 1:21:20
  grandstanding Trump for like, for like.
• 1:21:24
  At least he was open about about about it.
• 1:21:27
  Unlike. Unlike Anthony Weiner, who was
• 1:21:31
  like trying to, you know, deny that he was a creep.
• 1:21:35
  Isn't it weird that we had Anthony Weiner, who was a?
• 1:21:38
  And now we have Scott Weiner, who's quite obviously a creep.
• 1:21:42
  What is it about Weiners? I guess if your name is Weiner,
• 1:21:47
  maybe you just get obsessed with them.
• 1:21:50
  I mean. All the time it's like.
• 1:21:53
  Weiner. Weiner.
• 1:21:55
  Weiner. Weiner.
• 1:21:56
  I mean, you ever see the South part?
• 1:21:58
  Uh, where they? Parodied, like Game of Thrones.
• 1:22:00
  And the song they did was like, Weiner Weiner.
• 1:22:03
  Weiner. Weiner.
• 1:22:04
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:22:06
  Well, I mean it's. Like that guy's.
• 1:22:07
  Life, though, think. About it because his.
• 1:22:09
  Name is Weiner. Well, that, that.
• 1:22:11
  Well, that. Was the that.
• 1:22:12
  Was the funny? Thing when he would be a sex
• 1:22:14
  pervert, he was marked from birth.
• 1:22:17
  He is Weiner. Well, that.
• 1:22:19
  Well, that was. He had to send his.
• 1:22:23
  Yeah. Well, that was the.
• 1:22:24
  That was the. Funny thing was.
• 1:22:25
  When Andrew Breitbart, like when Andrew Breitbart wrote like an
• 1:22:30
  expose on that whole thing, I mean, the story just basically
• 1:22:35
  wrote itself. It was too, it was too good,
• 1:22:38
  basically. So, but yeah, no.
• 1:22:44
  Well, the other thing I'd. Like to point out with the with
• 1:22:46
  the. With the Lauren Boobert thing is
• 1:22:50
  the media was also like was also like blowing up and magnifying
• 1:22:57
  the footage too. Like I I saw, I saw, you know, I
• 1:23:02
  actually saw the footage of like.
• 1:23:06
  Hold on I. Got one in moral?
• 1:23:08
  Defense of Lauren Boebert. You ready?
• 1:23:10
  I got a short one for you. This is good.
• 1:23:14
  If. I have faith that if Lauren
• 1:23:16
  Boebert. Gets knocked up.
• 1:23:17
  She's not going to abort it. There's my moral defense.
• 1:23:23
  Yeah. No, you're you're absolutely
• 1:23:27
  right about you're. You're absolutely right about
• 1:23:30
  that too. If it happens on camera, that's
• 1:23:33
  kind. Of a shame, but what again?
• 1:23:35
  Like why is there a night vision camera trained on her all night?
• 1:23:38
  You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I get she might have acted
• 1:23:41
  inappropriately in a public place, but like, that's still
• 1:23:44
  weird. And we got that, by the way.
• 1:23:47
  By the way, we still don't have footage, OK, of a plane hitting
• 1:23:51
  the Pentagon on 9/11, OK, we don't have all the footage of
• 1:23:56
  January 6th, and it even took years and years to get most of
• 1:23:59
  the shit, but we got Lauren Boobs titty getting groped.
• 1:24:03
  We HD. Zoomed right?
• 1:24:06
  The fuck. In so you can see the nipple
• 1:24:08
  protrude. Right.
• 1:24:10
  And you wanted to just squeeze. Never mind.
• 1:24:12
  Anyway, And and she's rubbing up on his Dick like they about to
• 1:24:16
  get busy. Totally.
• 1:24:18
  But but why can't we get the fucking footage of the fucking
• 1:24:21
  plane hitting the Pentagon? Here's one Why can't we?
• 1:24:25
  Why can't we get footage of Hunter Biden like hiding crack
• 1:24:29
  in the White House, like the white, the white.
• 1:24:33
  You would think that the White House being the White House
• 1:24:35
  would have like all these security cameras hold on you.
• 1:24:38
  You would think like. Like Hunter.
• 1:24:40
  Biden would not do that, knowing the whole world has seen his
• 1:24:44
  laptop, right? But like, it's it's too comical.
• 1:24:48
  It's we've slipped into another dimension.
• 1:24:51
  I'm telling you, everybody on the Internet is bought anything.
• 1:24:56
  Fucking seriously, Clown world, baby.
• 1:24:59
  We're living in cloud. World Vote Trump if if nothing
• 1:25:02
  else. If, if I've never sold you on
• 1:25:04
  policy with Trump. And as Sam knows, I'm a serious
• 1:25:08
  Trump policy wonk, actually. And I can talk, so I'm blue in
• 1:25:11
  the face. But if I haven't sold you on
• 1:25:13
  that, my my elevator pitch is how fucked up are things and how
• 1:25:19
  fucked up were? Things when he was president.
• 1:25:21
  And at the very least, he might throw a chaos monkey wrench in
• 1:25:25
  the works to all these stupid, evil people who think you're
• 1:25:28
  stupid and hate you. And that means if you're on the
• 1:25:30
  left too, yeah? Fuck these.
• 1:25:33
  People give them the finger. One more time.
• 1:25:37
  In grand, glorious fashion, Trump 2024.
• 1:25:43
  Take America back. Just for once.
• 1:25:46
  Let's have some fucking. Fun, because Biden ain't no fun.
• 1:25:50
  Biden is funny, laughing at the fucking ridiculousness of it.
• 1:25:54
  But at the same time, it's a horror fun.
• 1:25:57
  Like, like as low cows go, Biden's not a low cow.
• 1:26:00
  He's a horror cow because what's going on fills you with a sense
• 1:26:04
  of existential dread, because it's bad.
• 1:26:10
  Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's it's it's
• 1:26:14
  funny to laugh. It's funny to laugh at Biden
• 1:26:17
  memes, but it's not it's not funny to laugh at grocery prices
• 1:26:21
  and these motherfuckers. I'm I'm out there running.
• 1:26:24
  I'm trying to. I I I recently showed my wife a
• 1:26:27
  a kind of side by side of Sam Hyde from a few years ago to
• 1:26:30
  now, because he actually has a similar build to me too.
• 1:26:33
  Interestingly enough, he's a big tall dude, he's a little older
• 1:26:37
  than me and he's in way fucking better shape than me.
• 1:26:40
  And I say this means that this is achievable.
• 1:26:43
  So what the fuck am I doing right?
• 1:26:45
  I'm trying. To get a home gym now, Sam,
• 1:26:47
  because I ain't been strength training since my gym.
• 1:26:52
  Gay fucking oh wait, sorry. I shouldn't use that as a
• 1:26:57
  negative, Huh. No, no, no, no.
• 1:27:01
  Believe me, a lot of the fags. I know I'm a I'm a 2000 like.
• 1:27:06
  I I graduated high school in 2002, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:27:10
  So, like, I'm a product of my time.
• 1:27:13
  And we always said that shit. And it's only recently the same
• 1:27:17
  people preaching against it would say it more than me.
• 1:27:21
  Let's listen. My, my.
• 1:27:25
  Well, listen, you you know me, I I always, I always tell.
• 1:27:29
  I always tell fag in our discord to stop being a fag.
• 1:27:33
  And that's the name he wants to. Go by.
• 1:27:36
  Not, but he's proud of himself and that's why I love him.
• 1:27:38
  He knows what he is. He's more and gentlemen out
• 1:27:42
  there. You want to make fun of a guy
• 1:27:44
  like him that may or may not have had sexual relations with a
• 1:27:49
  gentleman. He's out there.
• 1:27:52
  He's physically fit. He has dedicated himself to the
• 1:27:55
  Lord. He is like one of the most fine
• 1:27:59
  upstanding, honest and and real gentleman I know and I've known
• 1:28:03
  him for a very long time. If you have a problem with,
• 1:28:06
  yeah, if you have a problem with faggot.
• 1:28:08
  You kind of have a. Problem with all of us like
• 1:28:10
  schmooly and shit like he's down since day one, Motherfucker.
• 1:28:14
  Real. Recognize Real.
• 1:28:16
  And. And I mean.
• 1:28:19
  It's funny that people it's funny that some people think
• 1:28:22
  that this truly is my protege, because they're not.
• 1:28:25
  They're not far off. Truly is kind of like the
• 1:28:28
  younger Able bodied me a little. Bit.
• 1:28:33
  But he's actually. My protege.
• 1:28:35
  And that's been true for a long time.
• 1:28:37
  But he's also his own man, and he goes off and he does stuff.
• 1:28:40
  And sometimes, I'm not. Sometimes I question if he's
• 1:28:43
  making the right decision. But you know what?
• 1:28:45
  More often than not, he surprises me.
• 1:28:48
  And he surprises our audience. Sometimes he says some stupid
• 1:28:51
  shit to get them riled up, and other times he pokes at their
• 1:28:54
  fucking thinking cap. You know, that's why I love this
• 1:28:57
  motherfucker. He's got big.
• 1:28:59
  Things ahead of him that schmooly, even if the schmooly
• 1:29:03
  thing. Away.
• 1:29:04
  And he reemerges somewhere else and you guys in the audience
• 1:29:07
  don't even know about it. I'll tell you this, I think as a
• 1:29:10
  guy that's known him on the Internet for a long fucking
• 1:29:13
  time, he got big things ahead of him.
• 1:29:16
  Except I just questioned his judgment.
• 1:29:18
  But then it works out. So maybe I'm just stupid.
• 1:29:21
  I'm just a boomer stuck in my ways, you know?
• 1:29:26
  Yeah. And I mean.
• 1:29:27
  That's, I mean, thing. I mean thing and.
• 1:29:31
  That's kind of I just and that's true.
• 1:29:33
  I just called to. Take me as seriously as fucking
• 1:29:36
  a pinch of salt, right? Because I'm I'm an old guy and
• 1:29:40
  I'm cranky and I don't like to work with children.
• 1:29:44
  And I like men who can take care of themselves and and do
• 1:29:46
  something, and women do too. That's the thing.
• 1:29:48
  Women like that too, that you have some confidence not just in
• 1:29:52
  in like how you present yourself or talk to women, but like in
• 1:29:54
  how you carry yourself in everyday life.
• 1:29:56
  What is your prospects? What are you doing?
• 1:29:58
  What could you be doing? Could you do better?
• 1:30:02
  You. Should care about that.
• 1:30:04
  Yourself anyway. And then all the better than
• 1:30:07
  when you start to follow that trend.
• 1:30:10
  They're going to be women that look.
• 1:30:11
  At you and some of them are looking.
• 1:30:12
  At dollar signs, don't ever fucking doubt that.
• 1:30:15
  You got to be able to sort out. That's why I say the practice
• 1:30:17
  girl right? To bring it all back.
• 1:30:20
  Old school style, long bit. Practice Girl teaches you how.
• 1:30:25
  To fucking. Look for those signs because
• 1:30:27
  some of them practice girls. It could be a scandalous hoe
• 1:30:29
  that's looking to get your money.
• 1:30:31
  And there's one thing I'll say gentlemen, you don't want him to
• 1:30:35
  get you hooks in you for as as our former anti Semite.
• 1:30:39
  By the way, Kanye is going to be a rabbi.
• 1:30:40
  Did you hear that? Wait, wait, so Kanye?
• 1:30:44
  Is going Jewish. Now that's like the greatest bit
• 1:30:46
  ever. He already converted to Judaism,
• 1:30:49
  now he's. Qualifying for his rabbi
• 1:30:50
  certificate that. Kanye is like.
• 1:30:56
  Is like the living is is literally the living version of
• 1:31:00
  curbed your your enthusiasm something right But he said the
• 1:31:05
  you know. The man once said 8 the rabbi,
• 1:31:07
  the rabbi, the the the good rabbi Kanye of Western or
• 1:31:12
  whatever. Fucking gay rabbi.
• 1:31:15
  Yay fucking said 18 years. 18 years.
• 1:31:19
  You know I'm saying, gentlemen, so you be careful.
• 1:31:22
  I take precautions for that particular incident and
• 1:31:26
  otherwise if you're not investing in a in a marriage,
• 1:31:29
  your money is your money. But I will say if you're going
• 1:31:32
  to take a woman, if seriously, if you're taking her seriously,
• 1:31:36
  maybe you do spend a little bit of money.
• 1:31:37
  I get to the economy is rough right now.
• 1:31:40
  I I'm sorry. To interrupt Max, I'm.
• 1:31:43
  I'm getting a I'm getting feedback in my earpiece from
• 1:31:48
  Schmuly the. He is in fact not like me.
• 1:31:51
  He's he's like he's like Kurt Doolittle.
• 1:31:55
  He's like, he's like Kurt. Doolittle mix with God?
• 1:32:02
  Well, it's a good old look. Andy.
• 1:32:04
  Kaufman, yeah. But and Sam, hi.
• 1:32:08
  There's a bit of. That's a bit of that and me and
• 1:32:10
  him and our whole little crew, because we've been following
• 1:32:12
  that guy forever. You know, he's a, he's a
• 1:32:17
  interesting. Cat, But we have our own style.
• 1:32:19
  We're a little like weird. Some people seem to like.
• 1:32:24
  It with me and you anyway. That's good.
• 1:32:26
  And she really comes on and just blows people's minds and brings
• 1:32:30
  Kurt Doolittle with him who he says he's like and that's that's
• 1:32:33
  fair. I think we do a good job of
• 1:32:36
  explaining some occurred to a little philosophy in a way that
• 1:32:39
  people going to understand. Cuz a bit of his like the whole
• 1:32:41
  point is like this economic operational language.
• 1:32:45
  Which is creating a framework for people on the right to speak
• 1:32:49
  about issues in a similar manner, like morally as the
• 1:32:52
  SAW's do. And that's kind of a heavy
• 1:32:55
  concept, right? And a lot of people don't follow
• 1:32:58
  it because he uses very precise language and a lot of it, You
• 1:33:02
  know, if you're like of average reading level, like most people
• 1:33:05
  are, even college students, it's going to be way above your head
• 1:33:08
  because this is a guy you had him on.
• 1:33:12
  You know what I mean? He's a very intelligent man and
• 1:33:14
  he's one of the I've ever interacted with, for sure.
• 1:33:17
  And I will say, yeah, smoothly, being like him is a fair
• 1:33:21
  assessment and that's high praise and he's feeding off of
• 1:33:25
  the praise. So I'm going to call him a
• 1:33:27
  fucking idiot and say I question your decisions, young man.
• 1:33:33
  What? What's Haha what?
• 1:33:35
  Shake my. Finger at the.
• 1:33:40
  My. My, my.
• 1:33:41
  My favorite bit is. When people my favorite thing is
• 1:33:44
  when people say, Oh well, you're just you're just copying from
• 1:33:49
  from Dennis Miller and his community style and I it's okay.
• 1:33:54
  To have influence and I just go and I just go no.
• 1:33:58
  But The funny thing is, is they expect me to get like all
• 1:34:02
  defensive and I'm like, yes, absolutely 100, a 100%.
• 1:34:07
  I'm not. I'm not stealing his.
• 1:34:09
  I'm not stealing any of his jokes per se.
• 1:34:12
  But yeah, like the pop culture references thing, I certainly
• 1:34:16
  do. And you know also his interview.
• 1:34:20
  For me personally, I give George Carlin.
• 1:34:23
  I have a personal anecdote about that.
• 1:34:25
  That's kind of funny. 3rd grade or 4th grade.
• 1:34:29
  And then fifth grade, I had these George Carlin tapes.
• 1:34:33
  And I would listen to him right? Some of his really non.
• 1:34:37
  P Yeah, there was some. Good physical Sam comedy right
• 1:34:40
  there, ladies and gentlemen, Right in the like, the top of
• 1:34:44
  your Dome. Like, hit the camera, didn't it?
• 1:34:48
  Ah no. I actually.
• 1:34:50
  Because it wobbled. That's good.
• 1:34:54
  Somebody clipped that. It's great Marshall be with.
• 1:35:02
  From you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:05
  Mersh Mersh, who is, who is now like constantly vaping on its
• 1:35:09
  dream. So hey, I'm not going to get.
• 1:35:13
  Into it? Truly, yeah.
• 1:35:17
  I don't. Want air you out?
• 1:35:18
  On air, bro, Come on, you gotta can't say that in the chat.
• 1:35:23
  I'm just saying. I wag my finger.
• 1:35:25
  At thee. That's all I said I can keep.
• 1:35:31
  You come on then. You have the link.
• 1:35:35
  What sayeth? Thou you.
• 1:35:37
  Know what, my friend? We'll.
• 1:35:40
  Just. Probably should stop.
• 1:35:41
  Blunts during the show Sam. I'm sorry.
• 1:35:45
  Well, you're not. You're not like a you're.
• 1:35:47
  Not a fag about it though. Verse is, Yeah.
• 1:35:51
  I mean, that's all it. You're not.
• 1:35:54
  You're not. You're.
• 1:35:55
  Not the let me, let me shout out the.
• 1:35:59
  Fucking mids. You get like 1/2 for like $30.00
• 1:36:03
  because it's legal and it's like, good well, what?
• 1:36:08
  What? At night and my.
• 1:36:10
  Wife's supposed to take care of the.
• 1:36:11
  Boy, and I'm going to chastise her because he came down here,
• 1:36:15
  but actually usually he comes down to me first.
• 1:36:17
  If it's video games, to be fair. Apologies, chat, I feel like my.
• 1:36:24
  Son just got voice talks. Ohh well.
• 1:36:29
  I. Try to keep him private.
• 1:36:30
  He's a he's a good boy, though. Yeah, yeah, he's just asking.
• 1:36:34
  For his video game to be fixed. Fair enough, right.
• 1:36:37
  Can't help that. Yeah, they're they're, they're
• 1:36:40
  not, they're. Not going to.
• 1:36:41
  They're not going to pinpoint your location based off his
• 1:36:44
  voice, right? Right.
• 1:36:48
  So our friends our. Friends saw a reason.
• 1:36:53
  Moving along. What else did we have?
• 1:36:56
  I'm so good. I'm good man.
• 1:37:00
  Anymore. You mentioned earlier this week,
• 1:37:03
  oh, podcast one. Yeah, that you have more.
• 1:37:06
  That you have like more and vote.
• 1:37:07
  We we kind of touched on the podcast one thing a little bit
• 1:37:11
  last week, but you said you have more info on it this week.
• 1:37:14
  Yeah, it's more like a merger between.
• 1:37:16
  Several companies, right? It's really complicated.
• 1:37:20
  The first broke, as far as I was brought aware of, it was Jim
• 1:37:23
  Cornett, because I like wrestling in an old school
• 1:37:25
  fashion. And yeah, a W Marks who were
• 1:37:29
  around a while ago might have some choice words about my
• 1:37:32
  opinions of that, and of women's wrestling in particular.
• 1:37:36
  But the fact of the matter is, Jim Cornett is entertaining and
• 1:37:40
  I've been watching him since I was a little kid, watching the
• 1:37:42
  Midnight Express bro, and he had the first real big wrestling
• 1:37:46
  podcast. And so in his politics is
• 1:37:50
  fucking shit. He talks about Donald Trump.
• 1:37:52
  I turned it off because he's fucking retarded.
• 1:37:54
  But anyway, he he was on this company called Cast Media, but
• 1:37:59
  he wasn't on a contract. They got him advertisements and
• 1:38:03
  he would do ad reads, and he's a very entertaining guy.
• 1:38:06
  So they're some of the funniest ad reads ever, because half the
• 1:38:09
  time he just makes fantastical, ridiculous, insane claims and
• 1:38:13
  his cohost is just like, no, that's not it at all.
• 1:38:15
  They don't, like, make you magical.
• 1:38:17
  You know what I mean? Because it's Jim Cornett and
• 1:38:19
  he's been bullshitting on the radio or commentary or whatever,
• 1:38:23
  and he's funny on his feet and but so they they, Colin S
• 1:38:29
  Thompson of Cast Media was stopped paying them after a
• 1:38:35
  while for the ad reads, but kept having them do adreds and the
• 1:38:38
  money. At first it would come in late
• 1:38:41
  and then it never came in at all.
• 1:38:42
  And then further than that. Theo Von has now come forward
• 1:38:48
  with a similar comedian, Theo Von.
• 1:38:50
  I just saw him recently on a podcast where he had Roseanne on
• 1:38:55
  and it was really funny. Yeah, yeah, he was getting.
• 1:38:58
  Fucked by the same calling as. Thompson for the same thing, ad
• 1:39:01
  reads, right. Basically they just stopped
• 1:39:04
  paying out their ad read Money the the sponsors were paying
• 1:39:08
  him. All his job was to do was to
• 1:39:11
  organize the sponsors to send what they wanted and send the
• 1:39:14
  money and he'd send it to them. 8020 split, right?
• 1:39:18
  Easy. But he spent all the fucking
• 1:39:21
  money. He bought a house for in,
• 1:39:23
  coincidentally enough, $1.7 million.
• 1:39:27
  You know how much he owes Theo von?
• 1:39:29
  I think it was $1.6 million. And so now what's happened is do
• 1:39:33
  you are you aware of Coffee Zilla YouTuber?
• 1:39:36
  Yes, I am. Yeah, he does a lot of
• 1:39:39
  investigative. Scam stuff real in depth.
• 1:39:43
  Now Coffeezilla has done a video about it, because what the scam
• 1:39:46
  was, is after they spent all the money and didn't pay them, they
• 1:39:50
  told all of these podcasters A varying sizes, some of them very
• 1:39:55
  big followings making lots of money hand over fist.
• 1:39:59
  You aren't going to get paid. Unless.
• 1:40:02
  You sign a deal with this new merger we're doing with Podcast
• 1:40:06
  1. The new company is going to be
• 1:40:07
  called Live 10 K and we'll give you pre IPO stock.
• 1:40:12
  For any non business people out there, I PO means an initial
• 1:40:16
  offering essentially right? And it's initial primary
• 1:40:19
  offering I think and that means the stock isn't on the stock
• 1:40:23
  market yet. It will be and you get it before
• 1:40:26
  it goes on the stock market. Now they evaluated the stock at
• 1:40:29
  $8 a share. Okay.
• 1:40:31
  This is what the news is basically to.
• 1:40:34
  Sum it up. All these people some.
• 1:40:37
  Of them took the. Deal and like, no shade on
• 1:40:39
  anybody but who took the deal? But Podcast One as a company has
• 1:40:42
  a bad reputation, not necessarily because of the
• 1:40:44
  podcast shows on it. Some of them are good, some
• 1:40:47
  talented people work there, and no shade on anybody who needs to
• 1:40:50
  put food on the table and pay the bills.
• 1:40:52
  And they took this deal because they're hoping they're going to
• 1:40:54
  get paid OK. But Jim Cornett, Theo Vaughn and
• 1:40:58
  several of Whitney Cummings, I think Sarah Silverman's on there
• 1:41:03
  have come out. And says yeah, this guy fucked
• 1:41:05
  us of money. And so what's happened is the
• 1:41:09
  green coffee Zilla did the video.
• 1:41:11
  It was the same day the IPO hit the market OK, valuated at $8 a
• 1:41:17
  share initially. Now mind you, the the deal
• 1:41:21
  offered to these podcasters was that for two years they have to
• 1:41:26
  hold the stock too. They can't just sell it.
• 1:41:31
  The IPO right now I believe is. Worth like $2.00 in 1/4 a
• 1:41:36
  quarter of its initial value already because of all this bad
• 1:41:40
  publicity, because it's like shining light.
• 1:41:43
  On basically these. Predatory podcasts, scams, and
• 1:41:46
  so I know there's a portion of our audience who do some form of
• 1:41:49
  live streaming or content creation, and I think if they
• 1:41:51
  should be aware that there's people out there that are
• 1:41:54
  offering to facilitate you fucking ad reads and these
• 1:41:57
  people will go fuck you. And they were.
• 1:41:59
  We're talking. This guy fucked them to the tune
• 1:42:01
  of six and seven figures. And now this is all allegedly,
• 1:42:04
  of course, because there are going to be lawsuits in court
• 1:42:07
  cases. Jim Cornett is certainly, and
• 1:42:09
  Brian Last is cohost. I have to give him credit
• 1:42:12
  because this was more hits thing.
• 1:42:13
  Jim Cornett's not the business guy, right?
• 1:42:16
  Brian Last is the business guy of the show.
• 1:42:18
  That's why he's the cohost, right?
• 1:42:20
  He's not a wrestler or anything like that.
• 1:42:22
  He know he's a media guy. I think he worked for Sony and
• 1:42:25
  stuff. If I remember correctly, he was
• 1:42:28
  an executive over at Sony and and he's just known Jim Cornett
• 1:42:32
  his whole life and so he can make a podcast, right?
• 1:42:34
  And then he knows how to get sponsors and shit and he thought
• 1:42:37
  this was he. So he's a seasoned executive
• 1:42:40
  businessman and he fell for the scam.
• 1:42:43
  So I just want people to be. Aware that.
• 1:42:45
  People offering you ad reads to facilitate that money to you
• 1:42:48
  might not have your best interests at heart.
• 1:42:51
  Young content creators and the best way.
• 1:42:53
  To really get through everything is to do it yourself, and that's
• 1:42:56
  kind of hard. And that's what we're doing
• 1:42:58
  here. That's why he's Sammy's over
• 1:43:00
  here plugging the book. Yeah, I step away and take care
• 1:43:03
  of my kid because that. Books kind of where we're going.
• 1:43:06
  I I think we've been upfront about monetization of the show.
• 1:43:10
  We're the only thing we've done ever.
• 1:43:11
  You sell a product and you had like donations, but you don't
• 1:43:15
  really chill it. It's not like our primary focus.
• 1:43:18
  I I did. I did show.
• 1:43:21
  I did show the donations thing at one point, yeah, but that's
• 1:43:26
  not our thing. Lately, well and well, I did
• 1:43:29
  show a bit. While you're fixing your son's,
• 1:43:32
  you know, video. Yeah, no, I I think it's good.
• 1:43:36
  I think, yeah. I mean the the thing it is.
• 1:43:39
  Is by. It by all means, by all means,
• 1:43:41
  folks. If you do want to donate, hit
• 1:43:43
  the you know you can hit the Super Chat button on Rumble.
• 1:43:47
  We really appreciate that. What I what I hate is when
• 1:43:52
  streamers mention like every 5 minutes.
• 1:43:55
  Yeah, it's the whole thing. Like, comment and subscribe.
• 1:43:58
  Like, comment and subscribe. I I recently saw a story and I'm
• 1:44:02
  not sure if it's real or the other thing too.
• 1:44:05
  It was a. Parent and and the child.
• 1:44:07
  Says to the parent, as they're going to sleep, like, I love
• 1:44:11
  you, like, comment and subscribe because they think that's what
• 1:44:13
  you say. Like at the end.
• 1:44:15
  Like it? Like a going, like goodbye.
• 1:44:19
  Yeah. That's how fucking crazily.
• 1:44:22
  Ubiquitous, this boy. That's why I say turn this shit
• 1:44:24
  off. You listen to us, of course.
• 1:44:26
  Of course. You know every moment of the Sam
• 1:44:29
  Whitfield report. You should savor it, because
• 1:44:31
  that's some of your few precious screen time throughout the week
• 1:44:34
  and we thank you for your listening enjoyment.
• 1:44:38
  However, get out there. Go get a practice girl.
• 1:44:41
  Go fucking camping. Go fishing, Do some man shit.
• 1:44:45
  Stop letting the soy boys fucking hold you down.
• 1:44:48
  Just be your fucking self. You don't have to be me.
• 1:44:51
  I'm 2002 kids, so I'm too edgy and I say like F slurs and
• 1:44:55
  retard and that gets me in trouble and.
• 1:44:59
  I'm like a 2007. 2008 kids so I'm also kind of ancient at this
• 1:45:04
  point, but. Oh yeah, in like in like
• 1:45:08
  Starfield, like the. Performance could be better, but
• 1:45:10
  it's like it's fun game and like people make too big deal out of
• 1:45:14
  it. And I bet you and I also bet you
• 1:45:16
  Spiderman Two is going to be a fun game for the PlayStation
• 1:45:19
  fanboys. Oh, oh, oh, by the way.
• 1:45:23
  That's just a banner good time for everybody.
• 1:45:25
  Right my. First royalty check is.
• 1:45:30
  At from my book is actually going to help pay off my credit
• 1:45:34
  card. Which I used to preorder that so
• 1:45:39
  based. So there you go.
• 1:45:44
  No, I do want to point out because because people in
• 1:45:48
  regards to the whole podcast, one thing are like, So what if
• 1:45:52
  Sarah Silverman and Jim Cornett are?
• 1:45:57
  They have money. They're millionaires.
• 1:45:59
  What do they need? Add money for it.
• 1:46:01
  Well, but we don't even know about the much.
• 1:46:04
  Smaller podcasts and like this can happen to like this could
• 1:46:07
  happen to us if we weren't careful, right?
• 1:46:09
  Even Even so. Right.
• 1:46:13
  I I I hate this mentality that just because like you're a
• 1:46:16
  celebrity and you have and you already have, like you were
• 1:46:20
  going to. I said I'm 2002.
• 1:46:22
  What was your year going to be because you were going to say it
• 1:46:25
  2008? 2008.
• 1:46:28
  Shmuley says he's 20. 16 I think that's that's a pretty but then
• 1:46:32
  he said 20. He's been doing zoomer talking.
• 1:46:34
  I'm going to kill him. He said 2016 vibes earlier.
• 1:46:40
  He was on God, for real. For real?
• 1:46:42
  No capping me. And I swear to God, Shmuley,
• 1:46:46
  fuck you don't. You do that.
• 1:46:50
  Fucking ironic. Zoomer shit at me.
• 1:46:52
  Boy, we have words. God damn it, he's going to
• 1:46:57
  drive. Me crazy with that shit.
• 1:47:00
  You're going to get one of them floppy ass.
• 1:47:02
  Haircuts and look like. Fucking.
• 1:47:08
  And also shmuly I know. I know why consumer blabs, yeah.
• 1:47:12
  Also shmuly I I know exactly. Why you want yelling at his wife
• 1:47:17
  is hard is hilarious. I.
• 1:47:22
  I know. I know exactly.
• 1:47:23
  Why It's hilarious. I want to know if you know why.
• 1:47:26
  I know it's it's hilarious. But do you know what I know that
• 1:47:32
  you don't? But I know that.
• 1:47:35
  You know, yeah. You know.
• 1:47:38
  Yeah. No I I.
• 1:47:39
  I know. So yeah, I know, yeah.
• 1:47:44
  But don't take things. So yeah, damn serious.
• 1:47:47
  The well. Well, and and unless.
• 1:47:51
  You're unless you're. Immersed, In which case you know
• 1:47:55
  well, then then everything is. Look at the state of that man
• 1:48:01
  you want to talk about. It's like you say.
• 1:48:03
  Oh, you. Know, I might be crippled, but
• 1:48:05
  like, even on the show you're mostly dressed fucking fresh to
• 1:48:08
  death, bro. Like you.
• 1:48:10
  You put some thought into what you wear, and I take it you do
• 1:48:13
  that out in public too. I'm over here.
• 1:48:15
  I wear tshirts. I'm like I got a plain work.
• 1:48:18
  Tshirt with a pocket. On it because I'm fucking.
• 1:48:22
  Old. I'm well and and I sometimes.
• 1:48:25
  This band tshirts. They get me these weird ones
• 1:48:29
  from Walmart that have, like sayings on them, but sometimes,
• 1:48:31
  like, I had to tell my wife, like, some of them.
• 1:48:34
  Like, I get why it's funny. It's like I I said extra fries,
• 1:48:38
  not extra size. And I'm like, yeah, but I'm
• 1:48:40
  trying to lose my fucking weight.
• 1:48:42
  And I feel like that slaps myself in the face, man.
• 1:48:45
  I don't want people to think I'm a big, fat, lazy asshole.
• 1:48:49
  I'm just a big, fat asshole, you know?
• 1:48:52
  But I'm getting better about the fat, not the asshole.
• 1:48:57
  Clearly as evidenced by your honor.
• 1:49:00
  As evidenced by the previous what hour and 49 minutes of the
• 1:49:05
  show, I'm clearly not getting better as an asshole.
• 1:49:09
  Well, and have I made? A 9/11 joke this week.
• 1:49:14
  Well, and for me, these. Does that count well?
• 1:49:19
  I mean, we got a quote 911 things, now 911. 911.
• 1:49:26
  IS wasn't September? Isn't September?
• 1:49:29
  Like 3000 people died Remembrance Month.
• 1:49:35
  We're supposed to revel in the fucking chaos?
• 1:49:38
  You know, we're supposed to watch those videos of people
• 1:49:41
  jumping off the roof. Oh my God, that's so horrible.
• 1:49:44
  And live vicariously. Through the violence.
• 1:49:49
  That we're not allowed to experience in society because
• 1:49:51
  we're primitive as Cavemen. Or am I getting too
• 1:49:54
  philosophical for my own good? Well, no.
• 1:49:57
  The new thing. The new thing?
• 1:49:58
  Max is we're all supposed to cry about January 6th and say that
• 1:50:02
  that's somehow worse than Yeah, worse than the guy jumping.
• 1:50:06
  Off the building. Bro, that I am not going to lie.
• 1:50:09
  That's the most metal shit I ever saw was 911.
• 1:50:13
  Jesus. Well, I mean, you wanted to
• 1:50:16
  watch. A player you want to watch.
• 1:50:17
  Fucking chaos. What 9000 people die 9/11, 9/11
• 1:50:23
  911 was. An actual fucking tragedy,
• 1:50:26
  though, right? Like, no doubt.
• 1:50:29
  Like, no doubt about. That these.
• 1:50:31
  People these people are saying that that like.
• 1:50:34
  That January 6 was worse than 911 is an insult to yeah, but
• 1:50:40
  it's true. Because, like, look, that one
• 1:50:42
  guy held up a lectern. That's that's just as bad as
• 1:50:45
  watching a guy jump off a building.
• 1:50:48
  Because because given the option between burning.
• 1:50:51
  Alive, crumbling with the building or.
• 1:51:03
  Shit. Oh no.
• 1:51:06
  What happened there? Oh.
• 1:51:10
  Stream yard, stream Yard refreshed, I guess so.
• 1:51:15
  Magic of Macintosh in action. No more like more like magic of.
• 1:51:21
  Verizon Internet based in action?
• 1:51:28
  Yeah, sorry. Verizon you.
• 1:51:30
  Can't cancel us yet so. We're not.
• 1:51:37
  We're not. Cancelable because.
• 1:51:38
  Like we do this for fun, we, we and.
• 1:51:43
  And then we go off and. Live life like.
• 1:51:45
  Even talking behind the scenes is not like a lot of like, like,
• 1:51:49
  y'all motherfuckers out there. I know y'all y'all.
• 1:51:51
  I see y'all and Discord all day. Yeah, we ain't even doing that.
• 1:51:55
  We send messages back and you could join the conversation over
• 1:51:59
  at Mike Discord or Sammy's and and really have fun.
• 1:52:04
  Wonderful. Like Shmuley sending us 9/11 711
• 1:52:08
  jokes right now. If you want to engage in some
• 1:52:11
  911 jokes, join the Gilded. There's a sales pitch.
• 1:52:16
  Maybe next time we could. Tackle the Holocaust Who?
• 1:52:20
  Oh oh, geez. Then we probably then we
• 1:52:23
  probably would really would be cans, what do you mean why would
• 1:52:26
  you keep cancelled over that? You think the Jews can't take a
• 1:52:29
  joke? They make all the best Holocaust
• 1:52:31
  jokes anyway. No, they.
• 1:52:32
  No, they do. Well, any any joke you make
• 1:52:36
  about the Holocaust it. Probably ripping off a Jew.
• 1:52:39
  And if it's not, it's probably bad.
• 1:52:41
  It's probably not even funny. I I.
• 1:52:44
  Mean I could I could make some BL I.
• 1:52:45
  Could make some BLM jokes. Heck, I.
• 1:52:48
  But what would be even funnier is if I invite my friend Nash,
• 1:52:52
  you will, to come on and do BLM jokes.
• 1:52:58
  So, I mean, we're banned in the UK now.
• 1:53:01
  Pretty. Much right.
• 1:53:03
  Yeah, well. Like like like like.
• 1:53:06
  Vicariously, though. Well, wait, so.
• 1:53:10
  Osmosis of We're on. Rumble and rumble is banned in
• 1:53:14
  the UK, so if we're if we're all vicariously.
• 1:53:18
  Banned in the UK on rumble, Does that mean that we also
• 1:53:25
  vicariously, allegedly molested? You know, 2 girls vicariously.
• 1:53:33
  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here?
• 1:53:36
  Sammy this is came out of left. Field, could you repeat that?
• 1:53:39
  No, I no, I'm I'm just saying like if.
• 1:53:41
  I've not vicariously molested. Anybody, Sir?
• 1:53:46
  Well, not. Well, not neither neither have.
• 1:53:49
  I But that's what the UK is claiming a Russell Brand, right?
• 1:53:56
  I just. Got concerned by what you said.
• 1:53:59
  I'm sorry. Yeah, you.
• 1:54:01
  Yeah, I know you miss. You missed what I was saying,
• 1:54:04
  right? What?
• 1:54:05
  I got scared. I was like, oh, now?
• 1:54:08
  We are going to get canceled. Holy shit, Sam.
• 1:54:12
  I'm not. I'm not saying.
• 1:54:13
  I'm not saying. We did anything but if we, if we
• 1:54:15
  want to, if we want to take it to its illogical conclusion,
• 1:54:19
  right, The fact that we're all getting vicariously censored
• 1:54:23
  because of because of not even guilt by associate.
• 1:54:29
  I've mooned so many people. Oh my God.
• 1:54:33
  Just. Feel like I should share?
• 1:54:35
  That right? Like that's the thing, you know,
• 1:54:39
  that means. That basically means that
• 1:54:41
  you're, you know, just like Russell Brand then in the in the
• 1:54:45
  eyes of some people, I I guess. Drive by my big white ass.
• 1:54:50
  Stands out too. It glows in the dark.
• 1:54:53
  Motherfucker. Kiss my fucking ass.
• 1:54:57
  Wait, wait, wait. Wait, so maybe.
• 1:54:59
  That's what maybe that's what what's his face was was
• 1:55:06
  screaming about going the door. In the dark, maybe.
• 1:55:12
  What's my white ass? My.
• 1:55:13
  Irish ass. Maybe.
• 1:55:15
  Maybe. Maybe.
• 1:55:16
  Terry A Davis was concerned with saying that you're that you go
• 1:55:20
  out in the dark, so I make I make no apologies for.
• 1:55:23
  Being a man and a man of my era. That included like.
• 1:55:30
  Grip grip in my nuts that included like shit was stupid
• 1:55:34
  shit. I got autographs from a titties
• 1:55:36
  that started a riot. I think I told the story on the
• 1:55:38
  show before right She she her titties.
• 1:55:41
  Her titties caused the police to overreact and beat her up, which
• 1:55:45
  caused a bunch of people to beat up the police and caused a riot.
• 1:55:47
  And then I saw her later and I was like, hey, you're the
• 1:55:50
  titties that started the riot. Can I get your autograph?
• 1:55:52
  And I kept that shit for years. It was like and and she gave me
• 1:55:55
  her phone number. I talked to her later.
• 1:55:57
  Titty riot sounds like a. Sounds.
• 1:55:59
  A punk rock band that sounds like a punk rock band or
• 1:56:03
  something or something like that.
• 1:56:05
  And you can pure it and judge me, but like I.
• 1:56:07
  Had fun, and I'm like a pure, faithful husband these days.
• 1:56:11
  But I had my period where I was a little wild, and then there's
• 1:56:15
  been wild shit that I wanted no part of.
• 1:56:17
  I could tell some stories that I think would get us banned, quite
• 1:56:20
  honestly. Look about giant.
• 1:56:23
  Oversized. Bottles.
• 1:56:27
  Look, Matt, look. Max is such a Boy Scout.
• 1:56:29
  That he won't even allow like war or nudity and and the gilded
• 1:56:36
  server, no. No.
• 1:56:40
  Porn and and don't. Don't piss me off to the point I
• 1:56:43
  have to ban you. Like yeah and yeah and don't and
• 1:56:46
  don't. Fed.
• 1:56:48
  So yeah, because. Why would you do that?
• 1:56:54
  Idiot. We're we're all improving our so
• 1:56:57
  that's. The thing.
• 1:56:58
  We have a little sheltered ass community, right?
• 1:57:02
  Let's just chilling out trying to like make money and lose
• 1:57:05
  weight and fucking do good for ourselves and read books And
• 1:57:09
  y'all motherfuckers are out here crying about Lauren Boobert.
• 1:57:13
  Get a fucking life, bro. Touch grass.
• 1:57:18
  Touch. Touch grass.
• 1:57:20
  Stop. We'll stop looking at fear porn.
• 1:57:25
  Did I mention Starfield? I like Starfield, I think.
• 1:57:29
  It's pretty good. It it, it runs all right on the
• 1:57:32
  360. If you put up with 30FPS it
• 1:57:35
  looks pretty nice, but I can't play a game like that.
• 1:57:38
  And then Steam deck. I can kind of play 30FPS on the
• 1:57:41
  Steam deck because they're small, but it it doesn't quite
• 1:57:45
  hit 30FP. S And that's like one of my few
• 1:57:48
  actual complaints with Starfield, because basically
• 1:57:50
  it's Fallout 4 in space, bro. And and the other thing is, fuck
• 1:57:53
  Todd Todd Howard. Saying, oh, you should upgrade
• 1:57:57
  your rig. The graphics, in my honest
• 1:58:01
  estimation, don't like necessitate that because it
• 1:58:04
  literally doesn't look that much better than Fallout 4, which is
• 1:58:08
  a very old game at this point. I get it.
• 1:58:12
  It's open, big spaces. I like that kind of shit because
• 1:58:15
  I like the mission structure and follow it anyway.
• 1:58:18
  I'll follow a whole bunch of side quests and get lost in the
• 1:58:20
  game for a very long time because I don't get very much
• 1:58:23
  time to play a game. These days, as the world turns.
• 1:58:30
  You get. Older You can't spend a few
• 1:58:32
  bajillion hours on a game, you know, right?
• 1:58:36
  I well. I mean you.
• 1:58:38
  I mean, that's why I got a Steam deck and it's a.
• 1:58:41
  Shame that the Starfield doesn't run better on it, because
• 1:58:44
  otherwise it's a good game and I'd like to play more of it in
• 1:58:47
  the more comfortable settings for me.
• 1:58:50
  Well, if it ran 60FPS on. Xbox.
• 1:58:53
  I'd probably be playing it as soon as I got off the show on my
• 1:58:56
  couch, all comfy on a big screen 4K TV, but it runs at 30 and
• 1:59:00
  that kind of makes me ill because I'm used to 60.
• 1:59:04
  Well, yesterday you and I you. And I were talking.
• 1:59:06
  With more theas about Cyberpunk 207077 and that objectively.
• 1:59:13
  Better. OK, then, Starfield.
• 1:59:16
  I don't care what anybody says. It's an objectively, you.
• 1:59:19
  Look at Bethesda's goofy ass faces.
• 1:59:21
  They're all over Starfield, bro. It's their trademark that
• 1:59:24
  they're they're all lumpy and weird.
• 1:59:27
  Keanu Reeves look like fucking Keanu Reeves, bro.
• 1:59:31
  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, And that shit runs
• 1:59:34
  like a dream on the Steam deck by the.
• 1:59:36
  Way at more than 30 frames per second.
• 1:59:39
  Oh yeah, no. Listen, I I know, I know.
• 1:59:42
  People love to. I know people love to say, Oh
• 1:59:46
  well, cyberpunk still had a bunch of had a bunch of bugs at
• 1:59:50
  lunch at lunch. Sure did as as akoba.
• 1:59:54
  Pointed out before. He left the show.
• 1:59:57
  The important thing is they fucking fixed all that shit, so.
• 2:00:06
  And by the way. I don't know.
• 2:00:10
  So you getting Spiderman too? I know.
• 2:00:13
  Like a PlayStation boy. I just I just shit on
• 2:00:16
  PlayStation in the post. Like for your friend Nash.
• 2:00:20
  I don't know if you saw that it it was a picture of a
• 2:00:24
  PlayStation. And a bathtub.
• 2:00:26
  And it said I can't. Well, he cheated on me, so I did
• 2:00:28
  this or whatever, and I was like, what did she do?
• 2:00:31
  Taking a shit in his tub. I I didn't see I I.
• 2:00:44
  I I hope, I hope. I always watch him because I
• 2:00:48
  think that one over his head a bit.
• 2:00:50
  So I I I don't think. I I don't think you actually
• 2:00:54
  realized. That you were shitting on
• 2:00:56
  PlayStation. So hey, I literally own like.
• 2:01:00
  Everything but PlayStation, you know what I'm saying?
• 2:01:03
  Well, no. I don't know how to switch
• 2:01:04
  either. Well, see, here's here's the
• 2:01:07
  thing though. Max is.
• 2:01:08
  I'm not one of those. I'm not one of those.
• 2:01:11
  I'm not one of those console war guys.
• 2:01:13
  I'm I'm kind of like that's gay if you Yeah.
• 2:01:17
  But but it was a good blind. No, it was.
• 2:01:22
  Honestly, I think the fact that sometimes the punchline
• 2:01:25
  supersedes all. You know, just to be a Dick.
• 2:01:29
  I'm. I'm actually going to.
• 2:01:31
  Piss off. I'm actually going to piss off
• 2:01:33
  some of my PlayStation boys with what I'm about to say, which is
• 2:01:37
  that the insomniac Spiderman game should not be an exclusive.
• 2:01:44
  It should be open to all platforms.
• 2:01:46
  Why? Because it's the best
• 2:01:48
  interpretation of Spiderman we've had in in years, and it's
• 2:01:54
  only and it's a shame that only a portion of money.
• 2:01:59
  Sony started the. Exclusive war shit.
• 2:02:01
  And now they got owned with Starfield and and I see the Sony
• 2:02:05
  fanboys coping. But it is a good game and it is
• 2:02:08
  worth it. Like a Game Pass subscription
• 2:02:11
  that I can play it in like multiple platforms and it's like
• 2:02:14
  a fun game that I'm going to sink like 100 hours into easily,
• 2:02:18
  you know, and it'll be modded out and it has these big they
• 2:02:21
  knew that. See, a lot of the complaint is
• 2:02:23
  about how there's these big open spaces, right?
• 2:02:25
  But what do you think moderns are going to do with, like, a
• 2:02:27
  whole planet? You know what I mean in like an
• 2:02:32
  infinite building. System and it's basically
• 2:02:34
  Skyrim, so it's modding tools. They've been working for years.
• 2:02:36
  They already have like a a Starfield UI, like a version of
• 2:02:40
  the Sky UI mod which is the basis for like all in the script
• 2:02:44
  extender. So like they can do basically
• 2:02:46
  everything already with Starfield and give give the
• 2:02:49
  models time, it'll be fun. Is it worth fucking $70.00 for
• 2:02:53
  me to play? No, I I play it on Game Pass
• 2:02:57
  though, so it's worth it. Sony kind of got to take the L
• 2:03:00
  on that one, whether they like it or not.
• 2:03:02
  But then they got Spiderman, and that's kind of an L if you're an
• 2:03:05
  Xbox fan. See, I don't like exclusives for
• 2:03:07
  that very reason. Well, Microsoft didn't start
• 2:03:10
  that war. They just have bigger pockets.
• 2:03:13
  Yeah, I don't. And and that's what I'm saying,
• 2:03:16
  I don't, I don't like the exclusives either because they
• 2:03:19
  own like they own like everything if you think.
• 2:03:21
  About it. They own doom.
• 2:03:22
  They own like fucking everything.
• 2:03:25
  Like all kinds of IP. That could be completely
• 2:03:28
  exclusive. And then they're going to own
• 2:03:32
  Call of Duty and all that shit. Candy Crush.
• 2:03:36
  Although someone. Someone.
• 2:03:38
  Pointed out that the reason why someone just pointed out that
• 2:03:44
  the reason why Insomniac Spiderman is is a PlayStation
• 2:03:49
  exclusive is because Sony as a company owns the rights to
• 2:03:53
  Spiderman and tiles. And also Insomniac.
• 2:03:57
  Is a second party studio, which is not quite a third party and
• 2:04:02
  not quite a first party obviously by the name, but it's
• 2:04:06
  basically they're partially owned by Sony.
• 2:04:09
  They could have Destiny had this deal with before they went
• 2:04:13
  independent too, where it's like you can go independent.
• 2:04:16
  So it's kind of a second party. Oh oh, Destiny the game.
• 2:04:22
  I thought you meant. Destiny the.
• 2:04:24
  The. Well, no, no, no.
• 2:04:25
  The game. Like Bungee.
• 2:04:28
  Yeah. Bungee had had a clause where
• 2:04:31
  they were owned by another company, that being Microsoft.
• 2:04:35
  But then eventually when they finished up that contract, they
• 2:04:38
  could go independent. That's kind of second party or
• 2:04:40
  first. You could call it first party
• 2:04:42
  while they're owned, right? And that's what this phoney deal
• 2:04:45
  is with Insomniac. They funded it, right?
• 2:04:47
  And that's cool. They make these big budget
• 2:04:49
  games. The fucking Spiderman games are
• 2:04:51
  good, but. Yeah, you started that exclusive
• 2:04:55
  war and our Xbox has some bangers.
• 2:04:58
  Redfall was a flop, though I have to admit that I hated that
• 2:05:02
  shit. Right out the gate, it was dumb.
• 2:05:04
  I I was sad too, because, like, scary vampires instead of
• 2:05:08
  zombies? Sure.
• 2:05:09
  Why not? Let's have some fun.
• 2:05:10
  It was a Game Pass game. That is a benefit though.
• 2:05:14
  The Game Pass games. Because I like have very little
• 2:05:17
  investment. So it's it's okay to say,
• 2:05:19
  Starfield's all right. Maybe it's not for everybody,
• 2:05:22
  but if you like a Bethesda game, it's a lot of 1.
• 2:05:28
  Bugs at all? Smarmy Todd promising shit.
• 2:05:34
  That doesn't end up panning out and everything, you know, I'm,
• 2:05:39
  I'm hoping the RoboCop. Game actually does it.
• 2:05:43
  Looks pretty baller, doesn't it? Does well.
• 2:05:48
  And and supposedly. I mean I I from the trail as it
• 2:05:53
  looks good and I mean the fact that they got Peter Weller.
• 2:05:59
  To to come back is is cool. It captures the aesthetic.
• 2:06:09
  Yeah, for sure. It does look a little slow.
• 2:06:12
  And that's been a. Complaint, but RoboCop would be.
• 2:06:17
  Yeah, Little literally, I I think.
• 2:06:19
  He's calculating and lining up his.
• 2:06:21
  Shots, because he doesn't care if you shoot him in all that
• 2:06:24
  kind of well and also like in the movies and whatnot, he.
• 2:06:26
  He always, he always walks slow, right?
• 2:06:30
  Yeah, exactly. That's that's the point.
• 2:06:33
  It's like the sound. Effects from the movie for.
• 2:06:35
  Footsteps and shit. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
• 2:06:37
  Yeah, I. I just hope it turns out to be
• 2:06:41
  good, because I think that's done by like I think that's done
• 2:06:44
  actually by a smaller studio. If I'm not mistaken, if we don't
• 2:06:50
  have anything else, I actually. Kind of got to dip out, yeah,
• 2:06:55
  Yeah, no. I don't have it.
• 2:06:56
  I don't have anything else. Let me just check the chat to
• 2:07:00
  make sure no one has anything. Ask Broads out, Go on dates,
• 2:07:09
  gentlemen. Yeah, ask.
• 2:07:12
  Oh. Do we have any?
• 2:07:13
  It's been a while since we've done a giveaway.
• 2:07:17
  Do we have? I don't have access but then.
• 2:07:21
  I promise I'll do 2 codes next week.
• 2:07:24
  Yeah, well, because some of someone.
• 2:07:25
  Someone was asking you about that.
• 2:07:27
  And yeah, we don't want to do giveaways every week, but it is.
• 2:07:31
  Yeah, it's been a long enough we could probably do giveaway next
• 2:07:34
  week. So TuneIn, I severely depleted
• 2:07:37
  my codes. Over time, yes, you did so.
• 2:07:45
  OK, alright. Sam, you have a good.
• 2:07:50
  Thank you Max and to you. Chat have a good.
• 2:07:54
  Rest of your week as well. We'll see you on the next
• 2:07:57
  episode from All to NDC Studios. God bless, God save this great.
• 2:08:05
  I got Freedom Magazine in that order.
• 2:08:06
  And I'll see you on the next show.
• 2:08:10
  Thank you. Thanks for listening to the
• 2:08:17
  Whitfield. Report on the NGC network.
• 2:08:21
  Please visit Sam's website at www.thesamwhitfield.com and
• 2:08:28
  support Sam on patreon@patreon.com/whitfield
• 2:08:32
  Report Until next time. God bless God, save this great
• 2:08:37
  nation and God, freedom, legacy in that order.