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  Speaker 1: Past check it out.
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  Speaker 2: But Joe Regan Experience Train My day, Joe.
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  Speaker 1: Rogan podcast by night all day? Is that hat your
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  Speaker 1: croissock croissant? Comfort bro? Those croissants are real. I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna eat one bit. What I was like, Ah, have
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  Speaker 1: a bite.
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  Speaker 2: They're so good man to buttery.
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  Speaker 1: Well, how can how can a guy lose as much
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  Speaker 1: weight as you lost and then open up a fucking baker?
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  Speaker 2: Because I started with them when I was so fat.
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  Speaker 2: It was perfect, Like I fell in love with that
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  Speaker 2: place when I was close to my fattest, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, this is a match made in heaven.
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  Speaker 1: How big were you when you were your fattest?
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  Speaker 2: The most I ever weighed was two sixty five?
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit? Yeah? And what do you know? Seven? That's insane?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's like what eighty pounds?
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  Speaker 1: What does it feel like? Are your joints?
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  Speaker 2: Feels great? I feel so much better. I feel so
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  Speaker 2: much better. Of course I'm lifting four days a week. Wow, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just lifted this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a trainer? Do yeh? Going solo?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Meets me there every day or every day that I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Do that for on ability.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I just realized that. I mean, I've trained
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  Speaker 2: enough now where I can I can do a good
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  Speaker 2: workout on my own, but I always feel like it's
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  Speaker 2: never as good as when he's there. It's always you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like it's always a little bit harder,
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  Speaker 2: and I always feel like it's a better workout when
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  Speaker 2: he's there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he pushes me, Sean, So you've been with him
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  Speaker 2: for a while, I've been with him for a yeah,
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  Speaker 2: for years. The other difference, the big difference is that
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  Speaker 2: I've been I dialed in, not with croissants, but I've
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  Speaker 2: dialed in my nutrition a lot more. Like I eat
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  Speaker 2: four times a day now, and I'm on top of
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  Speaker 2: my macros, you know what I mean, things I've never
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  Speaker 2: done before.
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  Speaker 1: Why do eat four times a day?
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  Speaker 2: This nutrition is just gave me this plan and I've
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  Speaker 2: been just doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I eat fifty grams of protein at every
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  Speaker 2: each of those four you know, four different meals, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So I end up getting two hundred grams.
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  Speaker 1: So you you do smaller meals that are lower in calories,
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  Speaker 1: be high in protein.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yep. And then I also I carb cycle, so
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  Speaker 2: like I know, on a and if like today was legs.
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  Speaker 2: I know that it's it's a more intense workout. I'll
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  Speaker 2: do the full portions of these carbs, right, which sometimes
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  Speaker 2: is sweet potatoes or white rice. But on a day
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  Speaker 2: if I'm like if it's a rest day or I'm
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing like less intense workout, I'll dial back how
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  Speaker 2: much of those carbs I eat?
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  Speaker 1: Are you? Do you take a pre workout?
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  Speaker 2: I have a pre workout meal every time, so like
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  Speaker 2: in the morning, I get, I've been getting up at
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  Speaker 2: five thirty, so I.
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  Speaker 1: Get, I get, yeah, what the fuck are you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 2: I mean because I've been in the writer's room on
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  Speaker 2: my on season two of Bad Thoughts, so I've been
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  Speaker 2: I've been getting up at five thirty, and my pre
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  Speaker 2: workout meal are these, like I guess it's like musully
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  Speaker 2: kind of like grains, you know, with with some honey,
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of almond butter, and then I have
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  Speaker 2: a Greek yogurt with a scoop of wave protein. So
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  Speaker 2: that's my pre workout, and after that I go to
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  Speaker 2: the gym, and then during the workout, I sometimes have
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  Speaker 2: a like an intra workout shake. Sometimes I just yeah, yeah, wow,
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  Speaker 2: But I mean I feel much better doing it that way,
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  Speaker 2: I do, and then and then I eat again about
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  Speaker 2: an hour after that workout, So that's my second meal.
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  Speaker 2: Then a few hours later is three, and then my
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  Speaker 2: fourth one is like around six.
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  Speaker 1: So you have your second meal by the time it's
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  Speaker 1: like eight.
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  Speaker 2: Am, maybe like nine thirty. Yeah, that's so grat Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What time you going to bed at night?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's that's the key to this whole fucking thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's the key to the whole thing is that you
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  Speaker 2: go to do this, I gotta do this, and to
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  Speaker 2: do that, I gotta do that, and to do that,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta get up early. And the only way I
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  Speaker 2: can get up early is by staying on top of
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  Speaker 2: when I go to bed. You know, when we met,
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  Speaker 2: I was going to bed at three o'clock in the.
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  Speaker 1: Morning, normal stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would get up at like eleven, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like a normal person. And then I would say, in
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  Speaker 2: the last decade, a lot of my bedtime kind of
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  Speaker 2: shifted to like around midnight, and then it shifted to
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  Speaker 2: like a little bit like closer to eleven. In the
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  Speaker 2: last few months, like sticking to this plan, I've started
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  Speaker 2: to go to bed sometimes at like ten, ten thirty,
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  Speaker 2: which for me is like very early. You know, it's
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  Speaker 2: very hard. It's the biggest challenge for me has been
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  Speaker 2: to get to bed.
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  Speaker 1: That's hard for me, that's hard, that would be hard.
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  Speaker 2: But I also I don't think I'm gonna be gettingup
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  Speaker 2: at five thirty forever.
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  Speaker 1: This is just writer's room stuff. This is just writer's rooms.
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  Speaker 1: Don't normally you get up went eight seven.
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  Speaker 2: Between seven and eight, that's reasonable, and I don't have
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  Speaker 2: to go to bed at ten to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, when my kids are in school, I get
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  Speaker 1: up at seven ish and then yeah, usually between seven
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  Speaker 1: and seven fifteen, depending on when they have to leave,
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  Speaker 1: and then when they're not in school. Right now, today
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  Speaker 1: I got up at eight, which is pretty normal.
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  Speaker 2: Eight fields for me, I got I got up around
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  Speaker 2: seven thirty today.
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  Speaker 1: If I don't work out first thing in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Though it used to be I really used to like
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  Speaker 1: working out at night because in jiu jitsu, I'd always
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  Speaker 1: like doing at night. Morning classes were tough, tough to
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  Speaker 1: get in there early and train, and also you don't
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  Speaker 1: feel warmed up and you fucking feel like everything's gonna
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  Speaker 1: get hurt. Yeah, but nighttime I can't work out anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: I've completely changed in this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm too busy.
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  Speaker 2: I used to say, Well, I will say that, like
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  Speaker 2: I feel like my strongest between like eleven and one,
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  Speaker 2: Like the middle of the day is when if you
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  Speaker 2: were like draw up an ideal strength time, that's when
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm like, oh, that's when I'm at
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  Speaker 2: my best.
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  Speaker 1: Why why do you think that is?
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  Speaker 2: I think you're you woke up that. Yeah, you woke up,
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  Speaker 2: fired up, and you're ready to go, and I feel
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  Speaker 2: a little food. I feel good. But I've pivoted to
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  Speaker 2: now really enjoying these first thing in the morning workouts
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  Speaker 2: where I feel like my whole day is set when
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  Speaker 2: I have those workouts, and I also realize that if
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I feel so much different through that throughout
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  Speaker 2: that day.
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  Speaker 1: Right, that's a good that's a good factor. When you
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  Speaker 1: get that first big win in the morn, Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: got it done. You're you've got good momentum going. But
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  Speaker 1: also you're more calm. Yeah, that's the big one.
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  Speaker 2: That's the big one, and focused.
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  Speaker 1: Right when we did that sober October thing, we're all
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  Speaker 1: doing cradio, crazy cardio. One thing you said to me
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  Speaker 1: that really rang true, is like it totally silences all
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  Speaker 1: that internal chatter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it does. Yeah, yeah, And and I think I
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  Speaker 2: think one thing about the writer's room is that you know,
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  Speaker 2: you have to be alert, you have to be focused, right,
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  Speaker 2: you can't have all this shit, like the noise going on.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, you know, so it was a great way
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  Speaker 2: to show up to the room. Is like you have
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  Speaker 2: that when you've done something hard and now I'm ready
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  Speaker 2: to work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. For me, it's it's not just a hard workout,
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  Speaker 1: but generally has to have some cardio in it. Really. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: cardio is what really shuts off all the chatter.
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  Speaker 2: It is different than the weightlifting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, weightlifting is great. Weightlifting makes you feel better, like
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  Speaker 1: you feel like energized, you feel like, oh I feel good.
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  Speaker 1: But cardio is like I don't give a fuck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like when I when I have a really hard cardio session, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't go fuck, I don't go fuck. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Everything's fine.
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  Speaker 2: I noticed the difference between because I was doing forty
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  Speaker 2: five minute cardio sessions and when I upped it to
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  Speaker 2: an hour, The fifteen minute difference for me felt like
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  Speaker 2: another hour. Mm, like pushing at fifteen more minutes was
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  Speaker 2: really really hard.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's when it's hardest, when you're tired already. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when you're extending your cardio capability. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: fucking hard. Man. That was hard.
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  Speaker 2: It's so important, it's so important to do.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, to everything. I wonder why so many people
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  Speaker 1: are out of their fucking minds. That's a big part
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  Speaker 1: of it. It don't work hard.
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  Speaker 2: I got so obsessed with some of these, like these
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  Speaker 2: data and metrics about this, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, yeah, just like it becomes a problem. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well I don't mean like that, like I have to do,
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  Speaker 2: but like the just the the data that people are
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  Speaker 2: talking about as people age of like if you're not
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  Speaker 2: lifting and your bone density goes down or like your
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  Speaker 2: VO two mac like yep, learning about that stuff and
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  Speaker 2: going like if you don't start thinking about that at
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  Speaker 2: a certain age, one day it will be like so
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  Speaker 2: out of your grasp.
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  Speaker 1: I was just having this conversation with Shane Gillis. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, you have to realize, like twenty years goes
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  Speaker 1: by so fast, because I'm twenty years older than him.
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  Speaker 1: Uh and I'm like twenty years ago. I like that happened,
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  Speaker 1: it was yesterday, Yeah, And all of a sudden, I'm
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  Speaker 1: fifty eight, and twenty years from now, I'm seventy eight.
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  Speaker 1: That's dead. Yeah, like, that's almost dead. Yeah. Like. And
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  Speaker 1: you can either be almost dead and look like RFK
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  Speaker 1: Junior or he could be almost dead and look like Trump. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of same thing. Yeah, they're in the same neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you have a choice.
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  Speaker 1: Trump's only seven or eight years older than RFK Junior.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't look like it.
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  Speaker 1: No, Yeah, and that guy did Heroin for fourteen fucking years.
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  Speaker 2: Who did RFK Junior did it Heroin?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah? After his dad was assassinated, he was a
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  Speaker 1: Heroin addict. Yeah, no shit, Yeah when he was young.
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  Speaker 1: If people give him a hard time about it, like, hey, yo,
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  Speaker 1: his fucking dad got shot in front of him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: his dad, who was running for president, got assassinated. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's when he was a little kid. Come on, you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't do Heroin. You have no idea what you would do.
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  Speaker 1: And his uncle got shot in the head in front
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  Speaker 1: of the whole world.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, well.
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  Speaker 1: That in front of the whole world. Wasn't front of
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  Speaker 1: the whole world until several years later.
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  Speaker 2: But he looks incredible he looks great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did twenty chin ups in a row. I
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  Speaker 1: saw that at seventy whatever the fuck he is.
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  Speaker 2: That's very impressive.
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  Speaker 1: That's insane. Yeah, yeah, modern science for the win.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah now you yeah, I mean yeah, I think about
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  Speaker 2: it all the time. I because I think the same
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  Speaker 2: way twenty years goes by real things like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so fast, dude, Before you know it. It's
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  Speaker 1: like there's guys that like never got going with their
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  Speaker 1: life or they got distracted with stupid shit, and they
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  Speaker 1: never really like focused on whatever it is they do
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  Speaker 1: with their careers. And then you see them twenty years later.
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  Speaker 1: They're in their late forties and they're fucking scrambling and depressed, and.
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  Speaker 2: And friends with so many of them, dude, Oh it's
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  Speaker 2: a problem, and friends with so many of them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm in that age pocket where it's like a
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  Speaker 2: lot of my friends are in that like they never
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  Speaker 2: did anything, yeah, and they're really they're really scrambling.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're really desperate and then they want help,
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  Speaker 1: which is like, hey, I can't fucking hold your hand exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You did this to yourself, Like you should have paid
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  Speaker 1: attention to what we were all doing all those years ago.
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  Speaker 2: It's unnerving too when some of them, Like I have
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  Speaker 2: friends who are like you're like, dude, like we're in
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  Speaker 2: our forties, yeah, and you're you're. And the thing is
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  Speaker 2: the worst part about it is you realize how much
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  Speaker 2: of it is dictated by fear. Like they're just scared
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  Speaker 2: to do things. It's like someone who's scared to step
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  Speaker 2: in the gym or something, right, Like if you're you're
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  Speaker 2: just scared to get your to take that step to
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  Speaker 2: do something.
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  Speaker 1: Scared to be uncomfortable is what it is. Yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the thing. It's like most people are scared to
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  Speaker 1: be uncomfortable, so they're scared to sit down in front
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  Speaker 1: of their computer and write. They don't write because they're
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  Speaker 1: scared to be I don't. The writing thing is the
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  Speaker 1: weirdest one, fear of the unknown because I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: why that's even uncomfortable, but it is. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: It is. I avoid it. Sometimes I come home and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I really should write, but I could watch YouTube. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then I'll fucking sit in front of the TV.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like I earned this, yeah, and then I'll watch YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: Anything to not do it. Uh huh you look for distractions.
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  Speaker 1: The nights that I come home and I write, though,
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  Speaker 1: I always feel way better. I feel better going to bed,
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  Speaker 1: and I feel better good at getting up. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I did what I was supposed to do. Yeah, yeay,
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  Speaker 1: everything's going good. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. When I just
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: watch some fucking random YouTube video and ancient history, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, okay, why am I falling asleep and two
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  Speaker 1: in the morning and force myself to finish this fucking
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: hour and fifty minute documentary on Syria.
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  Speaker 2: I do it fucking all the time. I'm like, here's
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: another murder doc. I'll just watch this. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: it's all that much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I found out too. I was I
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  Speaker 2: found in the writer's room, and I didn't realize this
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  Speaker 2: until I talked it out. We were talking about you know,
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  Speaker 2: like because sometimes you're like, what about this idea, right right,
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  Speaker 2: and someone will be like, well, you know on that
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  Speaker 2: episode of like thirty Rock or something, and I'll be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I never saw that, and they go you never saw
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  Speaker 2: thirty Rock and I'm like no, and then they go, oh, well,
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  Speaker 2: you know like on The Office ago, I never watched
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  Speaker 2: The Office like you didn't watch the Office. And then
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  Speaker 2: I started talking. I was like, oh, I've never watched
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  Speaker 2: any of these shows. And they're like what, and I go, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I guess I just don't like comedy. And they're like,
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  Speaker 2: what are you talking about. I was like, dude, I've
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  Speaker 2: never seen The Office, thirty Rock, Sonny, all like the
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: huge comedies of the last twenty years. I've never seen them.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen them either.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, I go my rash and now
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  Speaker 2: my thinking is not that I don't like comedy. It's
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  Speaker 2: that it's like, you know, you, I'm on stage all
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  Speaker 2: the time, I'm doing comedy. My friends are comedians. We're
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  Speaker 2: talking comedy. When I get home and I want to
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: watch something, I don't want to watch that. I want
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: to watch something else.
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  Speaker 1: I'm exactly, that's exactly how I think of it.
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  Speaker 2: I want to watch dramas, thrillers, something.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, yeah, yeah, yeah, stranger things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I just end up never and they're like,
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  Speaker 2: this is pretty crazy, though, You're in a room of
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  Speaker 2: comedy writers and you've never watched an episode of comedy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I guess that is kind of weird.
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  Speaker 1: I watched them when I was on one. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'd watch other sitcoms to see what they were doing differently. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because here's kind of a new thing for me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: But after I was off news radio, I swore off
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  Speaker 1: sitcoms too, And but then I did start watching some
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  Speaker 1: of them with my family. One of them I watched
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  Speaker 1: that I really used to shit on, and I was wrong.
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  Speaker 1: It was a big bang theory, really fucking good show man.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it was a massive hit.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, how is this stupid show a massive hit?
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  Speaker 1: But it was because I had seen clips online that
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: were like retakes that they did without the laugh track.
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  Speaker 1: But if you know, if you ever worked on a sitcom,
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: you know what retakes are. Retakes are brutal, like you
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: didn't get it right, or the writers decided to change something,
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  Speaker 1: or there's whatever. For whatever reason, you do a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of them after the audience leaves, you know. So I
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: saw those without the laugh track, and I was like,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: what is this? This is not funny? Yeah, this is terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? Like? Mundane? Boring, fucking drone
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  Speaker 1: you to sleep. Then I watched the show, the actual
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: show itself. I was like, oh, this is a really
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: well written sitcom. Yeah, and it's interesting because the main
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: guy is autistic and he's like totally socially retarded. Yeah,
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: and it's funny though. It's but it's all about nerds.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: It's like it's a good show.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Me something that has that, something gets that popular. Yeah,
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: like this has to have something.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: But that's like stuff that I watch with my family,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Like there's certain shows that I only watch with my family. Really, yeah, that's.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: One of you know, what just happened with our kids
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: is they they they started you know, they had like
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: their movies that they always watched, and kids, little kids
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: have just a capacity to rewatch the ship. So you're
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: like Jesus Christ.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: I watched Frozen like eighty times.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, so many times we watched the thing.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: We watched Home Alone a fucking on hundred and forty
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: five times, right, which is I think a lot of
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: people do. But then all of a sudden, we were like, oh,
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: here's the Simpsons. And what we did was we started
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: with episode one of the Simpsons.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Oh wow.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: And what I was so surprised by that was because
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: I was taken by just how how good the old one?
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Like we're watching like season one season two, like the
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: really old ones where everything where it took eighteen months
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: to produce an episode, right, you know, they had to
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: hand draw everything. The the writing and the jokes in them
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: are so good and so funny, and you're I'm watching
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: these little dudes like get the jokes in there, and
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: it's really funny. I mean, it's really good. But we
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: start from the beginning.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: How many episodes is the Simpsons still on the air, right?
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: I think so it's like season fucking forty two or
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: some shit that.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Is so wild and no one gets old, no, right,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: and characters.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Are just cartoon and now they can do them timely
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: because of technology, So now they can like produce it
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: in a week or something.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy because they don't have to hand draw.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Well, didn't they like farm it all out to fucking
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I think so South America? Sure? Probably, I'm sure, Yeah,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I think they did. There's some Indian I think they
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: taught some Asian people how to.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Draw, how to do it, and yeah, I mean there's
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: something also that, like you appreciate about the old animation
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: that's cool, drunk, clunky, Yeah, it doesn't exist in it,
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: but it's still, well, it's so funny.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Like the first South Park. The first South Park was
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: super clunky. Yeah, what would bar and Boitano do? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: And then they also embraced that it's supposed to look
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: this certain way, right, like they that whole thing was
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: like it's it was. They embraced that, like the look
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: is not like slick, right, yeah, I.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Mean it's also you can get away with so much
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: more when it's not even remotely realistic. Yeah, like the
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: time that gay teacher stuff, Paris hilting up his ass,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Like how could you do that on any other show?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Imagine if you said we're gonna do South Park, but
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: with c g I and real people, they're fuck are
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: you talking about?
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Are talking?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Kenny's gonna dine in every episode violently and everyone's gonna laugh.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: What?
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: No?
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What is brain splattered all over the concrete?
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: Ye?
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you killed Kenny? Kenny? What? Yeah?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: It has to be no, it has to be fake
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: fake yeah.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it has to be fake kids totally, because
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: kids are kind of they bounce off stuff, they get hurt.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: It's kind of funny, yeah they do. Yeah, they just
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: fucking they don't get hurt as easy. When they get hurt,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: it's not that big a deal. They banging at things,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: whereas an old person falls in the bathtub, they break
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: a hip and they're dead in the ear.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: My youngest like slow falls all the time and we're
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: like the fuck And he's never hurt.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: He's practicing.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just like tumbles.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well they're fucking made out of like they're they're flexible,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: appliable ship.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the way they even like the way that kid
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: can sit and you're like, how are your legs doing that?
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah? After a while, shit gets stiff, It gets real stiff.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Did you ever do any yoga? I did?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I haven't any?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Well, remember when we did it? I do their first
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: challenge I.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Do and that was awesome. And then a few like
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: a year or two ago, I started doing some yoga
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: here and it was so challenging. I was like, fuck,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: this is really hard.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Was it the same kind or different?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Just like, no, it wasn't. It wasn't a hot yoga.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: It was just like, you know, you're going through all
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: the positions. I don't know how to even describe it. Poses, Yeah,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: all the poses. And I was like, man, I was,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: you know, shaking in certain poses and I was it
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: was really challenging and I have not done it in
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: a while. I probably should do it again.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Was it the same kind of yoga though, or the
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: poses different?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: The same kind of poses? Yeah, just not hot. It's
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: the way to go hots rad. Yeah, it's harder, it is.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I remember I did do a hot yoga here in Austin,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: like in July, and I was like, this isn't much
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: different than outside right now. And uh I remember like
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: feeling so relieved when I saw somebody tap out of
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: the room before me. I was like, I can't tap
• 18:28
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• 18:31
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  Speaker 1: I remember the first time I did it, I was like,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I can't believe how hard this is. I can't believe
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: all these little old ladies are walking into this thing
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: with this rolled up foam matt and I'm like, you
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: guys think you're working out. Yeah, meanwhile, they're working out
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: way harder than me. I was literally getting strangled and
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: it was easier. I was going to jiu jitsu and
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I was getting fucking armbard and that was easier. Yeah,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: then going and fucking stretching my feet out with these
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: little old ladies.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: And seeing like, hell these mothers. Like you'll see somebody
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: who's like physicality is not like that note like they
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: look fit, let's say, but you're not, like, holy shit,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: look at this person and the way that they're holding
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: themselves up on their hands and their whole bodies sitting
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: on you know what I mean, Like their knees are
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: on their elbows and you're like, how fuck are you
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: holding yourself like this?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and very impressive. It's a weird. It's an impressive
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: thing that you only know it's impressive when you try
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: to do it.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: This is why might have this theory that everybody should
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: try things like that. It to a boxing class, even
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: if you go one time, just once, to have just
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: so you have an idea of what you don't know,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Because like every dude thinks
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: he can fight, you know, And I'm like, I know
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: my limits so much in that regard because I've been
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: in classes, I've done classes, so I know so much.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not an expert, but I know how much I
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: don't know, you know what I mean. Like I've rolled on,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I've done jujitsu classes, I've done boxing classes, and I'm like,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: oh this, these guys can fucking kill me. You know,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: But you don't know that before you do it, you
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: don't know how hard that shit is. You don't know.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, like boxing is a funny one because people
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: think they're like, I could throw a punch. You're like,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: you don't even have the fundamentals of how to throw
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: a punch. You don't even know how to throw a
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: punch technically.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Not only that, how many can you throw it before
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: you're totally exhausted?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: The exhaustion is real crazy. A lot of people like
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: throw they throw haymakers and they think they're throwing. You're like,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: that's not even a punch, you know, well it is
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: if it lands, I guess, but it's not like it's
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: definitely not a punch that would would really have that
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: much of an effect on somebody who knows what they're doing, right,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, you could probably land that on someone who
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: also doesn't fight.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: You can land a lot of things on people if
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: they don't know you're going to punch them. Yeah, that's
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: why sucker punches work. Yeah, whenever I when I used
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: to teach martial arts, one of the first things I
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: would tell people is you have to realize that action
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: is so much faster than reaction. So the reason why
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: sucker punch works is because you have no idea that
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: this person is going to do it, and then by
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: the time they're doing it, it's too late.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: It's too late for you.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: You don't react in time. That's why people get punched
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: like that. You can't, I'm like, you can't ever let
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: anybody get close enough. You can't ever let anybody that's
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: threatening you get into position where they think, like you
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: think that they could hit you, and you don't know
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: what's coming, right, because it can happen too fast.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: So that's why you gotta you have to have your
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: awareness to uh that somebody approaching you is already a threat.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like remember the time I got that stupid thing
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: on fear Factor. Yes, that was my thought process. So like,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: this guy could punch me in any second.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to act, yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: To grab them. But it was one of those moments
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: where I was like, all right, this is a very
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: angry person that's already irrational. What's most irrational sucker punch
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: in the host? Yea. And also this is like you
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: got to think of reality TV. What is everyone trying
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to do. Everyone's trying to go viral. They're all trying
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: to have a clip that gets played over and over again.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: They're all trying to get everybody to watch the show.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: So they're all acting in the most outrageous way possible. Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's like between that and social media, it's
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: it's been like poison in our civility, in our culture.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: The way people communicate, the way people view like famous
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: people is totally different now because used to be famous
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: because you were Amy Winehouse, Like, oh, I love your music, Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Now it's you're just famous for whatever the fuck reason.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: You be famous for just acting a fool, like just
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: being a complete dipshit.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, being some guy who's famous for stealing people's hats. Yeah,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: just run up and grab people's hats everywhere. That's that's
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: your TikTok or.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you go up to people and like you, whisper
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: in their ear when they're at they're at like a
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: home depot.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: In Hey, you know, did you see what andre Arlovsky
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: got into it with these fucking influencers. I bet they
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: didn't know who he is.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, I did see it clip.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet they didn't know who he is. They
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: started fucking with former UFC heavyweight champion andre Arloskie.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Not a good move.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: He's all. First of all, he's fucking gigantic, and he's
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: one of the baddest motherfuckers ever. That guy just recently
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: retired from the UFC or was released. I should say,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: he's not even done fighting. He started fighting. He was
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: he won the UFC title I think in two thousand
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and five. That's twenty fucking years ago, and the guy
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: was still beating people that are like elite fighters just
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: a few years ago.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: And that's how you go pick on should go.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Pick on that guy? Good luck. I think he beat
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Travis Brown in like twenty sixteen or seventeen. Travis Brown
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: was super legit, real dangerous. Yeah, Olabsky was a bad motherfucker, dude.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I went to a Travis Brown fight once with you.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Travis Brown was a bad motherfucker. Travis Brown completely changed
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: the way people look at the clinch because he elbowed
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: so many people into oblivion. If you got a hold
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: of a single on that guy and your head was
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: right there, or a double anything where you're trying to
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: take him down against the cage and hit your head
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: is right there, that fucking dude boom. Yeah. We literally
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: called him Travis Brown elbows dude because everybody does it,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: but Travis Brown did it better than anybody.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: That in those forearm shots the people take and you're like.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's brutal. It's such a brutal sport. It's
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: it's so crazy.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: That is so fucking crazy. Yeah, I would not fuck
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: with somebody. I mean, I don't fuck with anybody, but like,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: if I saw that guy'd be the last guy I'd
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: be like.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, so many people out there in the world now
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: know how to fight. When I was a kid, almost
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: no one knew how to fight. There was like wrestlers,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: never fuck with wrestlers, and there was like, oh the guy,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: he's Golden glove boxer, I don't funk with him. Yeah,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: like everybody knew who you couldn't couldn't fuck with. Now
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: everybody knows something, And kids they learn just by what
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: they'll they'll watch a Charles olivera fight and they'll practice
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: in their fucking living room and next thing you know,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: they know how to do a real triangle. Like you
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: can watch a lot of shit on YouTube videos and
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: learn without even taking classes. And kids are like learning.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Some athletic kids, like a kid that maybe is really
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: good at baseball, really good at soccer or something like that,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: you can teach him some moves pretty quick and he's
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: he's gonna know how to deliver it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: My oldest does it twice a week and he's been
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: he's an athletic kid. He's got some proficiency and he
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: keeps moving up, you know, and you kill you, well,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: we're gonna have to start. We also start funk around
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: because he's two little boys. This dude will immediately like,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: go just put me in an armbar and yeah, and
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I'm like and the only thing that like saves me
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: is that I'm still so much bigger, you know, and
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: and stronger. But I'm like, you might have to start
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: taking the clock is ticking when he's.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Like sixteen or seventeen.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, yeah, that would be a probably
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: real problem.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Well that's also a weird problem too, because all of
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a sudden you can do things to men, Like I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: remember thinking that when I was like sixteen, sixteen seventy,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: when I was competing. Yeah, I all of a sudden
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I could beat men up. I was like, this is crazy, crazy, Yeah,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: this is weird because all my life men were terrifying.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Like men, men get angry, men, I'll hit you, run
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: run from the men. And now I'm like, how fuck
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: this quill and ass man? It was crazy. Is a
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: crazy transition.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I can see his wheels turning, right.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: So he's gonna know he can do it now, so
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: he's gonna want to do it. Come on, dad, Yeah,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: go on, dad, go on, dad. What are you gonna do? Dad? Yeah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Like you're fucking grounded. Fuck you, I'm not grounded. I'll
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: choke you. Out what you're in the fucking hallway. You
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: can't even get away. Yeah, and he's seventeen now, he
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: probably weighs a buck eighty and they kind of ripped
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: he's got abs. They get embarrassed.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they called us and they're like, hey, he's
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: really good.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, like he's he's really got a skill
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: at this. Well. Two is athleticism is massive, but also intelligence.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: It's hard to be dumb and get really good at
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: jiu jitsu.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: He's a smart kid. The other thing that's very different,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: and I think you see this when you have when
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: you have more than one kids, but you know you
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: have two kids or more, you start to see that, like, oh,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: some qualities in people's personalities are innate qualities, right, yes,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Like you just especially because you know you have your one,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, this is whatever. This is what a
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: kid's like. Then you're like, oh, the other kid's not
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: like this. They have these other qualities. And one thing
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: about him that you just pick up on by being
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: his parent is like he's very competitive, very very competitive,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: and so he's intelligent, he's competitive, and he's athletic, and
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: so you go like, oh, yeah, he's he's just very driven,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: But he should probably compete because when you're young, if
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: you learn how to compete when you're young, oh my god,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: it has so many benefits for the rest of your
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: life because it's so scary and then you overcome it
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: and if you could become successful at it, you kind
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: of feel like you could be successful at anything. Yeah,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: you've been successful at something that's scary.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: He got into get him in tournaments.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: He got into a running.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Oh boy.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: So like a couple of years ago, I was getting
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: ready we were gonna do a five k and I
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: was way out of shape. I was like, gotta start running.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: So the first thing I did, I ran a mile
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: and he tried to run with I mean he was like,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: you know, let's say like seven years old or something.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: And I ran the mile in like, I don't know,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: nine thirty. It was I mean, I was dying right.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, fucking, oh my god. He couldn't quite
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: keep up with me in this one mile run. He's
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: a seven year old kid. This year he ran two
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: miles in twelve thirty eight.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: So he ran six and six and.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: He didn't like the fact that he wasn't good at running.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: He just fucking he would get up and be like,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go train. I'm like, oh Jesus Christy,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: he's a psycho. Was running up hills and shit and
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I was He's like, come with me, and so like
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I have an adult with me. He's just running up
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: and down this hill over and over. Yeah, he's like
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: very but itself. It's not me going right. You gotta
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: go run right.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: And it's inside his head.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: It's in his head.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Wow. If I was a coach, I'd be like, get
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: that kid, young Yeah, that's what we want. YEA. Which
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you want is an intelligent psycho, you know, intelligent, driven,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: hyper competitive, psycho.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Hyper other kid. My youngest will walk up a flight
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: of stairs, he goes, my leg's hurt. I'm like what
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: he goes? I want to go rest. Like he just
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: walked up a fucking flight of stairs and.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: He's like, I no, but my legs are killing me.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: It's completely it's so funny that that that is such
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: the case. It's such the case. It's it's interesting because
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: there is this thought of like what a personality is,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Like where does it all come from? It's like a
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: combination of so many different things. It's a combination of nature, nurture, genetics,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: it's everything, right, also being exposed to things that bring
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: that out of you, you know what I mean. I
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: imagine if he had never been exposed to the running,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: never done jiu jitsu, never done anything.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Then what happens that? Yeah, the other kid, he's like
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: you could tell he has he has. He has like
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: a comedians mindset because he's a complainer, you know, like
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: every like funny person complaints. Oh yeah, Like the other
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: day I was in the writer's room. I ate something
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: that I was like in the writer room, but I
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: was my stomach was like fucking me up all day.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I was on the toilet. I was like, it was
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: like brutal to get through the day. I get home
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: and he's in my room watching TV and I lay down.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I go, can you turn that off? Because like, uh,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I want to I want to rest, like my stomach
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: is bothering me. And he goes, oh, you want to snooze?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Seven He goes, you want to snooze because I almost
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: fucking threw up today? What he goes, Yeah, my stomach's
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I go, dude, I've been on the toilet for like
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: three hours please, and he goes, all right, why don't
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: you have your little snooze, I'll go out here.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: He was like very.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Animated, you know. And then he saw me wear a suit.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: This is insane.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: He saw me wear a suit, and I'm like walking
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: out of the house and he goes, hey, I go what.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: He goes, where's my suit?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: And I go what?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: And then I'm not kidding it. He goes, I look
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: like a fucking asshole.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: He goes, you're in a suit. I look like an asshole.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: He goes get me a suit and I, oh, my god,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: you don't need a suit and he goes, yes, I do.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Why do you get to look like that? I look
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: like a fucking asshole. I was like, all right, bro,
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: he's always you know what I mean. He's always like
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: complaining and it's just funny because we would be.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: An amazing sitcom scene. I know, if you had a
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: kid like that, it would be I look like a asshole.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: You would be an amazing scene.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: We call him Joe Peshi because he's always talking like that.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: He's always bothered, you know, he's always hot, and you're like,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: this is not a big deal man, Like, yes it is.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: That's always really like, yeah, he's just fired up about shit.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: But that's also in him, you know what I mean,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: it's part of his personality.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird. It's like kids get something from you, right,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: they get some genetics and then they kind of get
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: whatever that gift the universe gives totally, Whereas like that
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: kid's not like either one of us, like where'd you
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: come from?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Christina thinks that she's every time he's like fired up
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: about something, I'm like, look at this kid. She goes
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: that is you No, when she goes, yes, well you have.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: A little of that in you. Yeah, you definitely do.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I remember one of the things, one of the most
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: impressive things about our Sober October thing was you got
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: the flu and so you were out of it for
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: like a couple of days. Yeah, and so the moment
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: you got back where you felt good, you ran like
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: fifteen miles.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: In a day.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, bro, we were all going nuts. Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: I was because I was like I can't be like
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: dead dead last, you know what I mean, Like, I
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: was like I just can't.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Was in the gym at the old studio with ari
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: and ARIU. He's like, could I use your dream Like
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: of course, He's like, after the podcast, I'm gonna work out.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I gotta get my numbers in. And so I was
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: hanging out with him while he was rowing, and he's
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: got a fucking six pack. I was like, this is
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: crazy to go all right, you have a six pack?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Now I go, you ripped? I go, you look great? Cool? Thanks,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: And he was just fucking rowing. He rode for a
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: full hour. Man, it was with a chest trap on,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: like racking up his numbers.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: It's the same voice in his head going don't be dead.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Last Becau crazy ass was going to be going like
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: totally psycho. So we were just like, we can't be dead.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Last of the rest of.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Us was trying to beat me.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Yea, I know he was, yeah, but you were like
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: pissing blood and we were like, this guy's a little
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: too crazy.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Well. I decided one day to just like take it
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: to like the I wanted to see, like what can
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I do. That was the day I did seven hours
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: for cardio. I think had set off my alarm in
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: my gym for my sweat Jesus.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I set off the fire alarm from just being so.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: The video of it, it's a video on Instagram of
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the puddles on the ground are the most preposterous thing.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I sweat puddles. I think your wife too, right, because
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: she can't do this anymore.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: It was like, what are you doing? Like you're not
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: spending any time with your family. You're just like so
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: obsessed with this thing.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: It's like I I re met an old friend. Yeah,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: that's what it was like for me. It was like, oh,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I forgot that guy's in there. Yeah, I don't necessarily
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: like that guy. Yeah he scares me. It's like, I
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: don't like something scares me. Not not like not being dramatic.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: This is what it is that that could derail your life.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: So you could that obsession could take over again with something,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: with anything, and then I won't be doing anything but
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: that thing. Like that. It's one of the reasons why
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I like to do a lot of stuff. It's because
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I don't want one obsession that Yeah, I don't want
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, that brain to focus on. It's not
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: good for mental health. It's really good for success, like
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: if you're really going to get really good at one thing,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: that's the thing. But for overall happiness. I don't find
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: that to be appealing. I don't like that feeling like
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: that sober October feeling was kind of crazy.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: This is kind of why, Like I feel like I'm
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: trying to embrace a lifestyle that's not that's accessible but
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: not dramatic. Like I could go and go, I'm gonna do,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: you know, two and a half hours at the gym
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: every day, right, and I'm sure my results would would show.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Right, I want to look like Iron Man, but whoever.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: But my problem is like is like it's like not
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: that doesn't feel like I'm gonna run out at some
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: point be like this is unsustainable, So I'd rather.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: It's gonna take from your other things.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, I got I gotta do it where like
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I'll do an hour and change, you know, of training
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: and you try to dial in eating and like that's
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: that's you can keep that. Yes, that's that's sustainable.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Right exactly. Yeah, but it's like what are you trying?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: It depends on what you're trying to do. So, like
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: we both have families, we both have a lot, you know,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people in our lives. You can't
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: just be a maniac and focus on one thing you
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: can't ten out like Gordon Ryan. That's his Abu Dhabi
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: belt up there. Oh that guy trains three hundred and
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: sixty five days a year. Yeah, he doesn't take fuck
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: you for Christmas, fuck you for your birthday. Oh it's Easter,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: fuck you. Yeah. Well that's how he became the best
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: of all time. Like if you really want to do
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: something the same. But he doesn't have kids, he's not married,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: he's only you know now he's thirty. But he did
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: all this when he was in his mid twenties.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: That's also the age to be that obsessed with him exactly.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Especially if you want to do this one thing that
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: everybody else is working really hard to. You got to
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: figure out how to separate yourself. And it's like if
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: you're running an ultra marathon and you have two hundred
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: miles to run and you take time, and you're running,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: and you're running at a really good pace, maybe even
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: a faster pace than other people. But then you take naps.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: You take a nap for an hour or two hours
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: or three hours, and then you say, look, it'll be
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: better this way, and then I'll be revived. I'm still
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: really ahead. That guy who's not gonna take any naps,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: is gonna beat you. Yeah, because he's just gonna keep running.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: He's gonna keep running and before you know, a lot
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: of these ultras, like the guy wins, they win by
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: like ten hours. They win by nutty Courtney do Walter,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: the lady who was on our podcast once she ran
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: the Bigfoot two forty I think, and I think she
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: was like eight hours ahead of the second place.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Per I kind of don't understand the mentality that the
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: ultra people have, like, oh, it's dark. Yeah, I'm like,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I don't get its dark. How do how you actually
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: get there?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Well, you have to be a complete nut and then
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: you have to want to test yourself to the point
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: of almost death, because that's what these people are doing.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: They're running like Goggins. He ran one of these fucking things.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Got rabdough so rabdom Milosis was when you worked out
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: too hard, your body can't recover and you start pissing
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: brown real bad. Your kid needs a breaking down. He
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: had to go to the hospital, went to the hospital,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: got out of the hospital, completed the race, and then
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: he did like one hundred pushups. He's fucking like, there's
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: he's like he's getting to the door of death.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just the door, and that's how he feels normal.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he feels alive by like getting his body to
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: and he's fifty by the way, crazy, he's a mean act.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Did you watch, by the way, did you watch the
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Anthony Joshua Jake Bob?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I did? Of course I did.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have guessed.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to watch it. Spectacle. Yeah, Look, that
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: guy did great for someone who's been boxing for like
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: less than a decade. He has had no real professional
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: opponents other than Tommy Fury that were legitimate world class boxers.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: How don't even remember what happened in the time.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: He lost a close decision, but it was a good fight.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: It was a good fight though. He's a good boxer.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: If he wasn't a YouTuber, people would be way more
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: impressed with him. The problem is he was like a
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: famous kid and then no one took him seriously. Yeah.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: But oh and then he started too with like more
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: spectacleish fights. People were like, oh, this is your he thought,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: you know, Nate Robinson like basketball.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: But the thing is he noted Nate Robin And it's
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: the way he did it that I was trying to
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: tell people, I'm like, no, no, no, that was skillful. So
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: like there's there's like boxing matches where you see two
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: guys just slugging it out. One guy lands a punch
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: and yeah, he landed a good punch. What Jake did
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: is he slid back and landed a punch. Yeah. It's
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: like the athleticism along with the intelligence the technique. I'm like,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: he's not even doing it that long. And he's also
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: hyper competitive, even though he's wealthy. You know, like you
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: would assume that wealth would take away your drive for competition. Yeah,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: he's also nuts. Right, there's the fact that he's willing
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: to fight the two time heavyweight champion, former Olympic gold medalist. Yea,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: a guy was gigantic in his project, built like a
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Greek god. And then you're gonna stand and he's a
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: one punch killer, and you're gonna stand in front of
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: that guy and he avoids shots till the six round.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: He just started getting tired.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his movement in that fight was crazy.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: It was very good. Yeah, he was very good.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: He was really keeping them moving around the whole ring.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: And then you can't afford to get tired and guess
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: the thing is like he gets tired in a lot
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: of his fights in the later rounds. Should really sort
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: that out, because if he did, if he had a
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: much bigger gas tank, Like if he was training with
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: like some of these elite world class strength and conditioning
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: coaches and just worked on his cardio, he'd be beating
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: way more guys. You think, so, yeah, but it's like
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: what he's doing is learning how to box, and he's boxing.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: He's training hard, for sure, But to get that world
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: class gas tank, you need like a Sam Collavida, you
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: need like a Nick curse on. You need like these
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: pliometrics experts that are got heart rate monitors on you
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: and they're they're checking when your recovery is ready and go, yeah,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: you need guys monitoring your recovery, monitoring your heart rate.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Very big. Your view to Max, I couldn't believe. I
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe he is, maybe I'm wrong, maybe he
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: is doing that, but whatever it is, it's not not enough.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: It's not enough because in so many of his fights,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: like the Nate Diaz fight, he gets tired in the
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: later rounds in the beginning. Look, if that guy's only
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: fighting three rounds, he's a fucking handful. He's really good. Yeah,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: he clocked Anthony Joshua. He did hit him with a
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: big right hand. He did. Didn't have any effect. Yeah,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: because he's you know, really he weighed two sixteen, but
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: he's doesn't even have abs right at two sixteen, he
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: could easily weigh one ninety. I'm sure he could make
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: one ninety. Yeah, Anthony Joshua was gigantic, so big, He's
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: so big, he's so much bigger. So of course, like
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: his punch that he knocks Tyron Woodley out cold with,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Joshua just eats it. Yeah, because he's a giant. He's
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: a he's a giant man, so big, he's so big.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I give I give Jake so much credit for stepping
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: into that ring.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Bro he got hit with a bomb, a right hand bomb.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: When he got hit.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: With that too, I don't I don't know if aough
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: has been made of the fact that, I mean, it
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: was absolutely devastating, but the fact that he had awareness
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: immediately to go like like.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: He looked at how he was like, oh sh like wow,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: it wasn't cracked. I think he went into that fight
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: knowing that was probably going to happen, and Ultimately, the
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: big win for him would be that he was even
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: willing to do it and that he could do well
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: for a little bit, for a little bit y yeah,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: and then eventually just deal with the fact that Anthony
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Joshua was going to Kannako a bomb and breaks his
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: jaw in two places.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's fucked.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: It's jaws wired shut now.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: He lost teeth, see, I mean he made it to
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: the sixth round?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty wild. Did they put your teeth back in
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: when they pop out like that or are they gone forever?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's just wired shut for like
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: six weeks now.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta eat nothing but protein chicks row. It's
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: a I mean, look, it's a crazy world. The thing
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: is that I would hope that he recognizes is right
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: now he's doing great and he's only whatever. He is
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: twenty eight?
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I think is he twenty eight?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I think he is? How old is Jake Paul? He's young?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: God Dan, he's probably made three hundred million plus in
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: his boxing career. How old is Jake Paul'll be twenty
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: nine and look at that, So he's twenty eight years old,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: twenty nine next month, don't do this very long, because
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: there's a price that you pay that is not worth it.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: It's not worth it, and that price is depression, deep depression,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: a severe brain imbalance that's going to lead you to addiction.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: It leads so many people to impulsive behavior. So many
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: people become gambling addicts, drug addicts, alcoholics after their fighting career. Yeah,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: it's you could only take so much and at a
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: certain like that one that he got from Joshua Ooh,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: you know, say, if you have like a punch card,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: you have like so many punch that you can get
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: in your life, which I believe you do. I believe,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I believe there's a certain number. That one was like
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: ten bunches. Yeah, that was like, yeah, it was a
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: lot of concussions in that one punchure that was real damage.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Like if someone's breaking your jaw in two places, the
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: inside of your fucking head is there's a lot of
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: damage going on in there too. Fuck yeah, just don't
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: do it. For I know too many guys that like
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: they wanted to be cool guys, and they kept sparring
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: like deep into their thirties and forties. They would go
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: to the gym and do hard spar not jiu jitsu, boxing,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: boxing sparring. So there's just standing in front of each
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: other slugging it out. They get bloody noses. They'd laugh
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: about it and think it was cool, and then they
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: go about their day and I'm like, man, that's gonna
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: get you, because at a certain point in time, the
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: fucking depression is unavoidable. It just creeps it you. Just
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: every you just oh, you don't feel good. You just
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: don't feel good, Like you're just like h all the time.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Just oh. Their whole day is like that. Oh you
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: know that feeling when you're hungover. That's their life.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: That's no, there's no way to live, and it varies.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Some guys don't get that.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: And he definitely doesn't have to do that.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Not anymore. If he could do anything, I can do anything.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: If he could do what he did in boxing, he
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: could do anything. Just don't do it forever. Yeah. It's
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: just one of them things where it's like the price
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: you pay is eventually not worth it. Yeah. Awesome that
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: he did, I mean awesome that he made. He probably
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: made a hundred million dollars Saturday night. Jesus Christ, that's
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: so much. I don't know what he got paid. But
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: also it's probably worth another hundred million in publicity easily
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: because people loved watching him get knocked out. They also
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: had to say that guy hasks fucking balls and he does.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: He earned it, He earned it. That guy has ever
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: if he doesn't have your respect after that fight, because
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: a lot of people like, oh, you're gonna fight Dravonte Davis.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: He's only one hundred and thirty five pounds. He's like, okay,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I'll fight a guy one hundred and ten pounds bigger.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: So you've.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Now you couldn't pay the balls. You could not pay
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: me enough to do.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Guy's got balls. He's got nothing but respect from me. Yeah,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: nothing but respect. Just don't don't do it forever. There's
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: there comes a time where the cost is not worth
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: it because some people never return. That's what you have
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: to understand. There's people that get out. Like if you
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: listen to Randy Cotur talk now talks fine, he's great,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: he was knocked out a bunch of times. Chuck O'Dell
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: knocked him.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Out, or they knew they knew when to dip out, knew.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: When to dip out. And you know Randy also like
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: really didn't even begin his UFC career until his late thirties.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: If I'm correct, he was there thirty five. It might
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: have been thirty four or thirty five when he had
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: his first UFC fight. I was there. That was in
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: like fuck in the middle of nowhere in the.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: He was an elite wrestler. He was an elite Greco
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Roman wrestler. And then he got into m M a
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: late in life. Back in the time, the days when
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you'd be able to wear shoes, they used to wrestle
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: wear wrestling shoes when they fought. Really yeah, oh wow,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: the early days used to be able to wear shoes.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: But like, he's fine. There's a bunch of guys that
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: are still fine. But there's a bunch of guys that
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: are really struggling, really struggling. Don't get there, don't get there.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Scary dip out. Before that happened, it's really no when
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: to dip out. And have friends that tell you when
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: to dip out. You gotta you have a coach, a
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: coach that doesn't say, well, let's give it one more shot. Yeah,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: like don't that. That's not you only want to be
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: doing that if you're trying to be the best in
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: the world. That's my opinion. I mean, there's a lot
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: of guys who are never going to be the best
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: in the world and they still love competing. But and
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: that's great too. And there's a lot of guys that
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: make a living doing it and they make good money
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: and you know, and they feed their families. And I'm
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: not I'm not saying but if you have an option,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think you should do unless you're a fucking
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: complete maniac, absolutely obsessed, you want to do it more
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: than you want to do anything else in life. Because
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: if you don't feel like that, there's a guy out
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: there that does. Yeah, and that guy's gonna fuck you up. Yeah,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: that guy's gonna come and take your soul away from you.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I always think of Mike Tyson when he was twenty. Yeah,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, if you're not that dedicated, you shouldn't
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: be fighting. Because Mike Tyson is not one person. There's
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: a bunch of those guys out there. There's Alex Pereira,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: there's all there's all these guys out there in the
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: world that are that obsessed. You know, there's all these
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: is on Makachez and Ilio Taporia's there's these guys out
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: there in the world that are just driven to do it.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: And if you want to fight, if you really want
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: to fight, if you run into one of those guys
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: and you're not doing what they're doing, you're gonna get
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: tuned up.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Alex I didn't realize how big he is, giant. I
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: did not realize that until the photo of him next
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: to somebody I know, like a friend, and I was like.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of chatter about him fighting in the
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: heavyweight division. Now, really, there's a lot of chatter about it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of chatter about him perhaps even fighting
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Cyril Gone. I don't know how much of this is true.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I haven't talked to Dana about it, but it's not
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: an illogical move. He's two hundred and forty pounds right now,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: two forty plus and he's like but six four six
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: six five six six four sixty five And don't make
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: no mistake about it, that guy can knock out heavyweights,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: no doubt about it. He hits harder than anyone they've
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: ever recorded ever. On that fucking stupid punch machine. Yeah
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: you know that thing. Yeah, Francis and Gon who got
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: like a one twenty nine on it, which is crazy.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: He got a one. When you watch him hit it,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: you're like, what the fuck you want to see it?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: You should just see it, just to feel what it
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: would feel like to get hit in the head by that.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like that guy, he's out there in
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: the world. You know what I'm saying, Like, if you
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: think you're gonna be a journeyman and you're gonna all
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, you know, be looking across the octagon
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: and that guy standing there trauma like, he's gonna hunt you.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: He's gonna hunt you, and you you're not in that
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: space that he's in. He's in a killer be killed
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: space and you're in a this is fun to compete.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the same thing, not the same thing.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Watch this video because it's fucking bananas. When he when
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: he hits it, you just go. Everybody around him goes, oh,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: like what the fuck? They say, watch this? Gosh, see
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: that one more time, one more time. Well in the
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: beginning that if you don't, the sound is so crazy.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your face, you know what.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Mark Goddard. Mark Goddard was the referee in his fight
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: with Khalil Rowntree and He came up to me right
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: after the fight, like I got into the ocgun. They
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: were gonna, you know, announce ALX Prayer winner by knockout.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Goddard walks up to me, goes. The sound that guy makes.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: He goes, I've been doing this for twenty years. He goes,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: the sound is ungodly real, it's ungodly. It's different. And
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you can see when you're hearing it doing commentary. You
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: see the look on the guy's faces when they get hit.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, this is real, this is different.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some different dudes out there.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: There's some different dudes out there, and that's that's a
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: different not just of dedication and drive and focus, because
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: he definitely has all that, but it's genetics. That dude
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: is a legitimate Amazon warrior. Like he's he comes from
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: a tribe in the Amazon, and he goes back to
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: that tribe and he gets he puts on the traditional
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: outfits that they wear and the face paint and hangs
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: out with them and it's like, yo, he would have
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: been the fucking tribal warlow. Yeah, he would have been. Yeah, yeah,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I mean that's his that's his ancestry. Fuck me, Yeah,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: he speaks to the language.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Oh he does like the dialect.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I think I don't want to misspeak, but I'm pretty
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: sure he understands what they're saying because he's talking to them.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Not just Portuguese Brazil, but that whole Amazon area is
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: so fascinating.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Man, have you been to the Amazon?
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: No?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: I went once?
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, what'd you do?
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: My uncle was working for an oil company in Peru
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: and there's a part of Prue called Gitos in the
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: north with the jungle, and I went with him and
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: we went out on the Amazon and then we pulled
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: up to some place and he's like, we're gonna eat here, right,
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: And it's not like fucking Terry Blacks, right, It's just
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: like some frecking shack and the guy just kept braying.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: I was like, what am I eating? He was like,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you later, Purana. It was all kinds of
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: weird shit. I mean, snakes and rabbits and you know,
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: like Amazonian shit that I've never even heard of. And
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: I would take bites. I'm like, what is this later,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you later. Okay, they made me eat all
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: this stuff, and I was like, this is fucking crazy.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: But when you're out there, Yeah, you are kind of wowed.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: You know, you're just in awe of everything around you,
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: and like just the fact that this is on the
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: planet with us, and you know, you can make a
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: trek to a place like this where there's species of
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: not just animals, flowers and trees and things that don't
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: exist anywhere else, and it's so rich with everything that's there.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: It's an awe inspiring kind of thing.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: It hasn't even been documented. I mean, there's so many
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: pharmaceutical drugs that come from plants they find in the Amazon.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: It's wild. It's crazy. It's such a crazy place. You know.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: The craziest part about it, the density of the Amazon
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: rainforest is essentially man made, man made man made. Yeah really, Yeah,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: they didn't know that until fairly recently. Those are a
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: culture plants that grew out of control, out of control.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: And they constantly find but they'll find, you know, they'll
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: find like a species of a bird, and they'll be like,
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: this is the only place we've ever seen this bird.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: It doesn't exist anywhere else on the planet.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: It all used to be populated too. That's what's really crazy.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: They do. Have you seen that light our stuff they do, yes,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: and they find all these ancient structures. Yes, the white
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: man came and brought the cooties and there happened.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: And there's still like these tribes that live there and
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: literally have blow darts.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that hunt. That's how they kill the their
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: their meals. My friend Paul Rosalie lives there, lives there,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: lives in the Amazon. He's got this organization that's working
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: to try to preserve the rainforest. One of the things
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: that they do is they find these loggers, and these
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: loggers generally they're poor guys that just get forced to
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: do these jobs. And he pays them more than they
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: get paid as loggers to protect the rainforest instead of
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: cutting it down. Now you have a job where you
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: get paid more, but now your job to protect the forest.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: So they plant more and everything. Yeah, they plant more.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: They stop people from I don't know if they plant honestly,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: they stop people from cutting things down. The problem with planting,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: and this is where the Amazon gets really weird. The
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Amazon soil natively is not conducive for growing a lot
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: of stuff. So there's a type of soil that's man
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: made that they do not know how they did it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: They do not know when they started doing it. But
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: it's called terra preta, is that what it's called. And
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: it's a thick, dark, man made soil, so it's essentially
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: compost and all these this different process and carbon and
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: a bunch of things that they get into this man
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: made layer that's all over the Amazon. Wow, that whole
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: area we thought it like, so there you know this
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Lost City of Z story. So the Lost City of
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Z was that movie? Do you ever see it? Was it?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Percy Richard's what was his name, Percy Fawcet, Percy Faucet.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: So this goes down to the Amazon a long time ago,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: and he comes back with his story, you know, European
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: traveler comes back with the story of Golden Cities and
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: it's amazing, and so he comes back it reports his findings.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: And then one hundred years later, like a new search
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: party goes down there to look for this place and
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: they don't find nothing, Like, oh, that guy was full
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: of shit, but it was he wasn't full of shit.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: It was all real. It's just that he brought the cooties.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: So they brought disease and literally wiped out millions of people,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: millions of people and the jungle just consumed whatever structures
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: were there in a hundred years, which is like look
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: at Detroit. Detroit is freezing cold. It's nowhere near is tropical.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: It's to the Amazon. But Detroit houses are just trees
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: are growing straight through them. But it's only been like
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: fifty years. So in one hundred years in the Amazon,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: everything was gone, All the people were dead, all the
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: structures which were wood were all just like consumed by
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: the rainforest. WHOA yeah, And they didn't even know this
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: until they started doing this light our stuff. And so
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: this light our stuff when they're flying over with this
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: it's it's a type of laser and essentially it looks
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: into the ground and find structures right through the trees.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: They can like scan things and they're.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Finding aqueducts and all in roads and like complex irrigation systems,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: big giant symmetrical structures like this. This is all covered
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: by jungle, Like these are all buildings and streets, like
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: they had millions of people living in the Amazon, millions.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: This is like the same you know, the the theory
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: that you know, how like UAPs have become more like
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: there's congressional testimonies about it, and everybody's always talking about
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: where are these visitors coming from? Right, But like one
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: of the theories is that they're not visitors from somewhere else. Yeah,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: they're visitors from our own planet.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: That is an interesting thing.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: It was always interesting, especially just because we know how
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: much of our planet is actually unexplored. Like we always
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: think of it as like, oh, we know the planet, right,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: but like most of the ocean is unexplored, like a
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: huge number of and then obviously things like the jungle
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: where you're just discovering like, oh, look, there's a whole civilization.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: In there, Well there was a civilization was Yes. I
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: think the the Amazon rainforest people that they encounter now,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: the uncontacted people are probably the survivors. Yeah, because the
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: thing is during the Ice Age, the equator was lush,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: so these areas probably had like huge populations. Yeah, huge populations,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: perfect climate. I mean, think about all the incredible structures
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: that you find in those areas, like the ink in
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: structures and the Mayan structures, Like there were obviously like
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a very advanced civilization back then.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Nothing makes sense when you're there, Like I've been three
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: times to Machu Pichu and that you're.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Always oh, you went to Machu Pichu, Yeah, with.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Three times and every time because you see photos and stuff.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: When you're actually there, you're like, it's just your brain
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: just goes. I don't you know, it doesn't act because
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: it's all theories, right, everyone like they'll you'll have a
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: guide who's like, this is how and you're like, yeah,
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: but this is your guess. Motherfucker, you don't know that,
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: you know, because he just doesn't add up in your
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: head how this could be built up in the andes.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Like well, the predominant theory by the alternative historians is
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: that water was that high back then in that area. Yeah,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: and that there's been some enormous seismic changes, you know,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: earthquakes and the like, which is one of the reasons
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: why they made those stones the way they did in
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: the first place. Like if you see the stones, they're
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: cut like jigsaw puzzle pieces and slipped into place. Yeah,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: the reason why they did that is because that would
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: better redistribute any energy that would come from an earthquake.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: But like just so instead of like bricks stacked on
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: top of bricks, they're all like interlocking with each other
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of different angles and they're immense.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: These pieces are so man, it's immense, and it's laying
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: perfectly flush against the next piece. Like it's not like
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: kind of sloppily thrown together. It looks like an architecture
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: firm designed it and hired you know, like that there
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: were cranes putting. You're like, how the fuck would this
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: be put together in fifteen hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's really really difficult to figure out. They
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: don't know and they don't even know the date. The
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: date is silly because they're not what they're basing the
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  Speaker 1: date off of. There's a bunch of different structures. There's
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: the base structure which is way more complex and way
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: bigger like spec Soxic Qualman, and a bunch of these
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: other places that they have layers of civilization. It's really clear. Yeah,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: like the layers above it are like less sophisticated than
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: the giant megalithic stuff that's below it, and yet they
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: all try to attribute it to the same time. The
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: problem is they get married to a timeline, and once
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: they get married to that timeline, then they go, oh,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: well that's just what it is. What it is, but
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: they don't know what it is. They're always they just
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: found there. They've discovered this new stone structure that is
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: in uh Oregon and it's eighteen thousand years old. They
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: didn't even think up until fairly recently, they didn't think
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  Speaker 1: that people were here eighteen thousand years ago.
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  Speaker 2: There's a structure in Oregon that's ag Let me.
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  Speaker 1: See if I can find it. I think, yeah, here
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  Speaker 1: it is. I found it.
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  Speaker 2: I always feel like when when those the experts give you.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: The uch final chament. Yeah, testing yields new evidence of
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: human occupation eighteen thousand years ago in Oregon, So they
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: just keep that. And so this is a stone wall,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. So they found camel teeth fragments under
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: a layer of volcanic ash from an eruption in Mount
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Saint Helens that was dated over fifteen thousand years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Team also uncovered two finely crafted orange I don't know
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: what that word is, a gate scrapers. I guess it's
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: a type of stone. One in twenty twelve preserved bison
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  Speaker 1: blood residue, and another in twenty fifteen buried deeper in
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: the ash. So they did the radio carbon dating on
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: this stuff, and they came up with a date of eighteen,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty years before present time.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck, that's so goddamn long ago.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: The date in association with stone tools suggested the rim
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Rock draw Rock shelter is one of the oldest human
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: occupation sites in North America. See if you can find
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: what that looks like. So there's a there's a few
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: places in America where people are like, Okay, what the
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: fuck is this? And one of them that's really interesting.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: What does perplexity you have to say about this? The
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: site is a shallow rock shelter about three meters deep
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: twenty meters long, on a basalt rim near the town
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: of Riley in Harnage County, Oregon, at the northern edge
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: of the Great Basin. Interesting. This stuff is so interesting
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, because there's a weird one in Montana.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the Sage Wall in Montana. This one's
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: really weird. So this one is actually debatable apparently. So
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: there are some people that are geologists that look at
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: this and say this has it could be a natural formation,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: and other people look at it and go, yeah, but
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: it has like legit tooling on it. So this is
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: a wall that's on a piece of private property in Montana.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Like just looking at that image, Boy, that looks a
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: lot like people made it. Yeah, that looks a lot
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: like people made it. So there's an argument though that
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: there are similar but not as uniquely man made looking
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: structures that are not that are definitely not man made.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Wait, so this is the debate, is that this might
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: not be man made, like this might be naturally occurring exactly.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Like, look at that. What are the odds at that is?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: What is that? Like? What is that? Is that? Well
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: the funny evidence of an ancient civilization or is that
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: just a geological formation?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Well, the funny thing is in that image I lean
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: more towards I could see how you could make a
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: case of a natural formation perhaps, But on the other ones,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: where things look more stacked, it feels like that like
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: that second image below, No, I think that's aih okay.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: I was trying to be careful, which one.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you look at it from the top,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: that's kind of crazy.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is kind of crazy.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: There's parts of it though that look like there's stuff
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: around that that just doesn't look as uniquely man made.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: But it's it is, without a doubt weird because if
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: it turns out that people did make this thing, and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: apparently it goes deep into the ground, like there's some
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: there's some cuts that looks like and then there's also
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: some evidence that looks like somebody might have been working
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: on the stone, like drill holes or something. I forget
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: what it was, but look look at these Yeah, that
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: looks like, oh yea, this is not that it to
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: the stuff that's in Peru, which has some of the
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: craziest stuff. Peru has some of the craziest stuff in
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: the world. Like look at that, like look at that angle.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Go back to that one right there, like, what the
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: fuck is that? That's crazy? Then on any of these rocks,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: that's a good question, but some of them, like, boy,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: that looks really fucking suspicious.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: You've looked up I don't know if you've talked about
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: the lines of Nasca before.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's so. Well. Do you know about the
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: mummies that tridactyl mummies that they found in that area?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Uh uh oh boy, oh boy. Okay, So they've always
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: had artwork that depicted these three fingers, three toed beings
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: with big eyes. It's a part of like ancient Peruvian artwork,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Like they're dated back to like a thousand years. Well,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: they've found these mummified remains of the weirdest looking fucking
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: creatures you've ever seen in your life. They're three feet tall,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: they have big heads, three fingers, and three toes, and
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: they're dead. And then they do seat scans on them.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: They have all the ligaments and structure of a living being,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: but with a different scapula than us. And I think, oh,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: they don't have a sternum, but they have all they
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: have the ribs that we have. I think the same
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: amount of ribs, but their structure is different. But it's
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: a real structure. Like when you see the structure with
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: a seat scan, you see flesh and tissue. These things burrow.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: This is all in Peru. So there's all these little
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: metallic implants on this thing too, But this is the
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: structure of its body. And as it goes further it
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: shows the tissue and everything because it's mummified, so you
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: could see like ligaments and tissue and when you so
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: there's a bunch of different scans that they did, and
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: one of them the being was pregnant. But look, it
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: has a spinal column, it has all the joints are
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: in order, but they're different than in that. Yes, this
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: is all in Peru and it's all in the same.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Look at it has a fucking metallic golden implant and
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: it's four head and look at the size of its head,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: like it looks like a gray right. Yeah, see if
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: you can get some of those images that show the
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: the CT scans of the tissue, because the CT scans
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: of the tissue are the weird. Also there is so
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: it also has fingerprints which are weird, Like look at that.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: It has fucking fingerprints, but they're different hours and three
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: digits unique fingerprints. They don't know what this is. But
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: my friend Jesse Michaels went down there and saw them
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: in person. He said it was unreal. He said, it's
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: really fucking bizarre.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Did I tell you when I went to the link? No,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: So I went there.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: I was I was in get pictures of like the
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: whole skeleton, and.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: My uncle set me up to go see them with
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: my dad and so we got into what was a
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: cartel plane that was confiscated by the government. It was
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: now like a like a proving government plant, like a
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: military plane, but it.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Was really like a.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: For four seats in the back, two pilots in the front.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: I think two propellers, right, one of those types of planes.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: The best way to see the lines is in a chopper,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: so you can hover. But we went on a plane
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: and we're like, I mean, it's you're you can't believe
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: what you're seeing, right, Like, you're right, you're flying over
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: and they take us and then like the middle of it,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: my dad's like, I need to pee, and I'm like what.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: He's like, tell the pilot, I need to pee. I'm like,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: we're in a We're gonna keep doing this. He's like,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: I have to pee now.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Oh boy. So I go to the pilot. I was like, hey,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: my dad's got a pee.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: He's like what, Yeah, he's like sixty five. I'm like
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: he's got a peel. And the guy's like all right.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: So we just find some random airstrip I think in
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Peace Corps or.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Something, and then how long does it take to do that?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: I forget. I mean we had to go out of
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: our way and then you know, he peas. How long
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: did it take I mean for us to get to
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: the airstrip? Probably like it was out of the so
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: maybe like another twenty minutes or something. Yeah, and I
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: was like, dude, He's like, what am I supposed to do?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know what. Didn't you fucking
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: pee before we got in this thing. He's like yeah,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: but I gotta pee again, all right? And then they
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: just like walk around and they find an oil canteen
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: that was like discarded on the runway and they're like,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: this is for your dad so that if he has
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: to pee again, we don't have to.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Land on the plane.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: And I was like, here you go, Dad, Like, just
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: if it strikes you again, please pissing this.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Did he do it? Yeah? He did it. He did.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: He pissed again.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he pisseding the oil can. Yeah. You
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: so you're flying around your dad's piss piss out.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: And then where he's like that's pretty neat looking at
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: the lions of Maasca, Like yeah, pretty neat, man. It's
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: kind of funny too to think about.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Show me the images of the the like the red
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: ones where it shows the tissues and the ligaments.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: The fact that some people aren't wowed by things like this,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Jay Anderson had a good one. He had a bunch
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: of good because he he did a piece on it too. Yeah,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: well you have to be out of your fucking mind
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: and not be wild by this.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. But those you feel like half the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: population is like, oh that's cool.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Half the population is asleep. They're all on TikTok. It's
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: all rotten in their brain. They're all just so social
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: media is like transformed their attention. They're they're locked in
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: on nonsense, on things that don't have any any bearing
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: on their life whatsoever. And that's what they're focusing on
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: six hours a day. Yeah, that's a.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Lot of people and you show them something like this
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: and they're like, this is.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: This is completely bananas. Yeah that's a that's a human being. Alien. Yeah,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: it's a fucking alien. Or it might have been a
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: kind of human being. Right, So you know about there's
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: a bunch of different ones. Everybody knows about Neanderthals, but
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: there's also the Hobbit people in the island of Flora's
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: there's three foot tall human beings that looked probably like
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: you know, like a hobbit, like a little chimpanne. Look
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: at that fucking thing, fucking a like, what is that?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: And the thing is it's like if you just saw
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: the outside, you'd go, oh, that's a structure or school
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: sculpture rather, But then when you see the actual ligaments
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: and tendons and all the stuff inside of it, you go, oh,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: this is a living being, whatever the hell it is.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: And they all have three toes and three fingers.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: It just it's it's just strikes me too that like,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: this isn't the primary conversation. Look at that we're having though.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at that.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: I know, how insane is that it's an alien man?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: They're very different. They also they have different shaped heads,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: like there's a difference between you know, how many did
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: they Oh, there's quite a few of them. There's quite
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: a few of them. What is the maserat is that
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: that's the bigger one. That's the biggest one that they
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: that's the name they gave it. Yeah, they gave it
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: a name. So this is the largest one and the
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: most impressive. And she has these metallic implants. She's got
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: the one on her forehead and she's got several of
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: them on her body. It's a very weird thing because
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: it seems like it's a living creature, but it's not
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: like a human being. Like even the way it's skull,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: those lines in the skull, like we all have those
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: whatever those lines are the plates. Yeah, their lines are
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: different than ours. Everything's different, Jesus. Yeah. And the way
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: they have found these things where grave robbers find them,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: so they don't really tell you where they found them.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: They lie about them. They find them in Peru.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: But I mean, like, how long ago did this happen?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: All this is fairly recent. All this is when the
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: last decade or so, but they're really the focus on
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: it has been over the last year or so where
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of these scientists have gone down there to
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: take a look at it, and guys like Jesse Michaels
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: and some other people. The problem is the country doesn't
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: want them removed for testing, right right, But you're gonna
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: have to bring equipment down there because testing has to
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: be done. Like we have to figure out what these
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: things are, because it seems like it's a life form
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: that is a bipedal hominid that's different than us, that
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: probably lived alongside. By the way, that thing is also
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: twelve hundred years old. That's old, yeah, and now twelve
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: hundred years old, so it's not a fake.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: What if that's the civilization that did those.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Lines, you know very well, they could be the same
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: civilization that also did all that still structures up there.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: There might have been living amongst us. There might have
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: been multiple different civilizations in the past that just don't
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: exist anymore. If these things turn out to be real
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: and they do have this enormous head and these weird
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: spindly bodies and three fingers and three toes, and they
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: start finding more and more artifacts that point to that, that,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, that changes our understanding of what has existed
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: here before, because whatever that thing is, it's at the
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: very least it's advanced enough to give itself metal implants.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Like what's going on there where it has a gold
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: circle and its forehead implanted into its skull? Like, what's
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: the point of that? I mean, because gold does have
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: a place in electronics. You know, they use gold in
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: certain electronics. It's got great kind of conductivity, right, So
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: why does it have what is that thing? If it's
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: a real thing, everybody should be like, it should be
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: front page, That's what I'm Yeah, look at that with
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: that implant. That's Anderson. He was actually just on what
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: could this mean? Yeah, bro, it's bananas.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: And look at those eye, like the slots for the eyes.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a gray alien tridactyl. But yeah, like a
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: gray alien. And by the way, like people have described
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: when they've had encounters, they've described things that look exactly
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: like that. Three fingers, three toes, spindlee, big head, large eyes.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: And he went down there and he.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Went down My friend Mike Jesse Michaels went down there
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: and actually touched them. He was that was the first video.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: He was in the room where they were doing the scans.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: He said, it's so strange, he said, it feels so
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: surreal because it's so obvious that it was a real
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: living thing.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: I don't understand how that's not like the lead story
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: in the news everywhere.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile, they're you know, arguing over you know everything, yeah,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: everything else, everything, whatever the fuck it is. Can you
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: believe what's going on with Turning Point us saying they
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: found aliens? I know they've found alien bodies. Like, if
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: you you ever wanted alien bodies, well show me body
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: that's an alien. At the very least it's not us.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: So maybe it's from here and when extinct, or maybe
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: it's in the ocean or.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: The congressional testimony of like high level whistleblowers being like
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: we have these uh whatever, this ship, whatever you want
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: to call it, that we've and then it's like in
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: a congressional testimony, everyone's like, that's cool.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Nobody cares.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Nobody cares.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's like talking. But it was funny on stage.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's really crazy to me. That's like, that's
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: not captivating people more.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Well, I think you know, people are in a trance.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: There's a giant percentage of our population. It's in a trance.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: That should be the main news other than the wars.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: That should be the main news today.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Well, hopefully they're in a trance to watch my new
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: special Teacher. Go ahead and zone out and watch that
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: with your family.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, comedy is fucking super important and the world's
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: going crazy. It is when the world is going crazy
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, we were talking about the Epstein releases
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: like before we got started, Like, first of all, like.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: Photo dump and the emails, it's fucking nuts.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Well, it's also they're doing it so slowly, like you
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: guys have had this stuff for a year, like don't.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: And we were promised multiple times it's coming, It's coming.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Doesn't it seem like you could just throw all that
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: into AI at this stage of the game, Yes, and
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: just redact the names of the victims and let's go. Yeah,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: of course, it seems like that would take five minutes.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: I mean it feels like, I mean, can't you can't
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: help but feel like the administration is just like watching
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: their back and that's why it's happening.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Watching someone's back. Yeah, I mean, it's all speculative why
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: they haven't released it, but it's not good. It's not
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: good for everybody's confidence. So it's not good that this
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: thing was going on, that they had this bizarre blackmail
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: operation running.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: That's very weird, very strange, very.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Weird, But it kind of makes sense because if you're
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: a you know, a sixty year old billionaire and you're
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: a freak and you like to get your freak on,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: but unfortunately you're a gigantic software developer and everybody knows
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: who you are. Yeah, like it's hard to get your
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: freak on.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing is like, there's that it makes
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: sense when you go like, oh, some of these dudes
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: really like visiting that place. It's like that's the only
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: place they can go, right, you can't go anywhere.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Else, right, and that's why they set it up for them. Yeah.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Eric Weinstein said that to me once. He I was like, oh, okay,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: that makes sense.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: If you're the former president of the United States, you
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: can't go to a night club.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, I think there are people out there
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: that provide experiences for certain people that have a hunger
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: for them. Yes, like of course, of course, of course.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: And that's also how they compromise people too, right, Oh yeah,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: that's how they get you to vote the way they
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: want you to vote and play ball. Bobby, We've got
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: video you sucking a dick. Yeah, yeah, what do you
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: want to do? What do you want to do? Yeah,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Because like I bet all those people have something on them.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: That's how they stay in the game. They have to
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: like skull and bones, you gotta suck the dick. Well,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: look at like otherwise we can't trust you.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: For the Epstein ship. Like look at the level of
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: people that were visiting. I mean, it's all at the
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: highest level of influence, power and fame, and so you go, yeah,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: this dude wants to do some wild ship. He can't
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: go to fucking he can't go to Cheetahs, and you know,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: if you can't do it, he's got to go somewhere. Yeah,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: what sounds a private island.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't just like order up a call girl.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Uh, he's too it's too risky.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Where you're going. I'm going to captain billionaire's house to
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: suck his dick, do it every Tuesday. Plus I'm on
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: meth and I'm really going to keep it secrets.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, these guys the fucking it's it's dark. It's fucking dark.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: So some guy comes along and says, I can take
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: care of your problem. And then and everybody says, oh,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: trust me. He's a great guy. He's really cool. And
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: he also does this thing. Yeah, great sense of humor.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Staff love him. They also do this thing where you know,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: it's like you're gonna hang out with other famous people,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: so it must be safe. Mm hmm. Hey, Bill Clinton's here.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: This is no problem.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 6: This is a statement released by the spokesperson or spokesman
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: for Bill Clinton.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: Oh let's read that.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a minute, there's a person who signed it.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I'm my name is angel Una, spokes spokesman for the
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: former president Bill Clinton. Isn't that weird? He's a deputy
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: chief of staff for Bill Clinton. Okay, he's still got
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: a chief of staff. What does he do these days?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Epstein files Transparency Act and poses a clear legal duty
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: on the US Department of Justice to produce the full
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: and complete record of the public demands and deserves that
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: the public demands and deserves. However, what the demo Department
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: of Justice has released so far in the manner in
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: which it did so, makes one thing clear. Someone or
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: something is being protected. We do not know whom, what,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: or why. This is like the killer pretending to be
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: the detective. Yeah, we've got to solve this crime.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: We do not know whom this is, the killer joining
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: the search party.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: We do not know whom, what, or why. Photos Are
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: you in a fucking hot tub, buddy? But we do
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: know this we need no such protection. Accordingly, we call
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: on President Trump to direct Attorney General Bondi to immediately
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: release any remaining materials referring to, mentioning or containing a
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: photograph of Bill Clinton. This includes, without limitation, any records
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: that may exist and are subject to disclosure under the
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Act Public Law one, nineteen Dash thirty eight and acted
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: on November nineteenth, twenty twenty five, including grand jury transcripts,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: interviewed notes, photographs, and findings by the This means a
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: deal was made. So if you release you have a
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: press release like that, that means the call went, well, yeah,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: you got a deal in who We're good. We are good.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: All we have to do is let him run for
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: a third term. We're uh. Look, he's.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Did Clinton chilling in that hot tub too?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: Hey I was chill in a hot tub too. It
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: feels nice, Yeah, it feels nice. But it's just like,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: what's the big deal you're chilling in the hot tub.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: If I went to your house and you had a
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: hot tub, like, let's all get in the hot tub.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: I get in there, come take a picture of me.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, dude, Yeah, I don't even know her. Yeah,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: why'd you do that? I don't know. I didn't know
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: how she was. And you got cameras up all over
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: your house. Yeah yeah, yeah, he knew what he was doing.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, probably watching people do coke in the bathroom,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: got cameras of that. They were probably doing all kinds
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: of shit.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: He was compromising a lot of people and made a
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: shit ton of money doing it. God damn, he sure did.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Boy, that's what's really weird, Like he got gifted a
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: giant mansion in Manhattan by that uh, the dude from
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then that guy was like, yeah, he was
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: just running my finances. But then I didn't realize what
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: kind of guy he was. But I gave him billions
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: of dollars to manage and you're like, what, yeah, how
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: do you.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Do know what kind of a guy he was? After
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: he got arrested for having sex with underach girls.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: And so then I stopped working with him. Okay.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: My favorite one was when they were questioning Bill Gates
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: about it and he goes, well, he you know, he's
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: dead now, so you got to be careful. Do you
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: ever see that? No, Oh, it's crazy. That's it. That's crazy.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: She asked him, like why he had, you know, these
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: interactions with with Jeffrey Epstein, and he's essentially saying it
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: was a mistake. You know, I was hoping that he
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: was going to do a lot of work with philanthropy.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: He's going to help me out with philanthropy.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: Right, That's why I meet him so many times.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: But the end result, the final statement that was chilling.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: He's like, he's dead now, so you have to be careful, Like,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: what what does that mean? What do you mean be
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: careful to not hang yourself in jail, which is what
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: the official story is, right, Is that what you mean,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: be careful or you'll hang yourself in jail. Is that
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. No, it's not what you're saying. Be
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: careful because someone killed him, right, which is what we
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: all think, which is why there's no fucking The cameras
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: were down, which is why the guards were asleep, which
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: is why is fucking his gigantic roommate who was a
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: murderer and a drug dealing cop who assassinated people, who's
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: built like a fucking gorilla. You see his You ever
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: see his roommate? No, you never saw jeffy Epstein's roomate.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: Oh boy, he had a cell mate when he was there, Bro.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Not only did he have a sale mate, he had
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: a cellmate that had murdered several people in drug deals,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: who was a cop and he was a gigantic, reided
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: up psychopath. This is the roommate. I remember, you get
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: that guy to kill him for extra cigarettes. That is
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: what my point is. I remember jail for life that guy,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: that guy that was his fucking roommate. Just imagine what
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: kind of a plan you would have for the biggest
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: defendant in any sort of high level espionage, possibly involving
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: foreign governments, and you'd put him in a prison cell,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: a cage with a guy who was who's committed for
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: different murders.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: That guy was a cop.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, look at the build on this motherfucker. Look at
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: the size of this guy. Yeah, this is the guy
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: like a murderer.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: That's nice.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a sweet guy. You put a murderer. Well,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: he had to have a bunch of things barking in
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: case anyone came near his property to get back at him.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that famous forensic Michael Michael Baden. He
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: testified that the hyoid I think it's called the hyoid
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: bone that was snapped on on Epstein was far more
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: consistent with, as he says, a homicide. Then uh bothers
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: me so much that he says it like that homicide.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: I think he said it was broken in two places.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: He's like, that's much more consistent with homicide than suicide.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was someone strangled him, someone strangled him from behind.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: It was also the position here it is put this.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: Doing that he had relationships with people. He said, you know,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: would give to global health, which is a interest I have.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: You know, not nearly enough philanthropy goes in that direction.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: You know, those meetings were a mistake. They didn't result
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: in what he purported, and I cut them off. You know,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: that goes back along time ago. Now there's you know,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: so there's nothing new on that.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: It was reported that you continue to meet with him
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: over several years, and that, in other words, a number
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: of meetings. What did you do when you found out
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: about his background?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, I've said I regretted having those dinners,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: and there's nothing absolutely nothing new on that.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Is there a lesson for you, for anyone else looking
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: looking at this?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: Well he's dead, so you know, in general, you always
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: have to be careful and you know the you know,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm very proud of what we've done in philanthro
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: be very proud of the work of the foundation. Uh
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: you know, that's that's what I get up every day
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: and focus on me too.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: I'm a good guy. Imagine if he was reading for
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: a film, you'd be like, I don't believe a word
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: you just I don't believe a word you said.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: Take two let's do this.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, who wrote this? Like he's going to just transition
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: from hanging out with this guy he's dead now to
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: I'm really proud of the work we've done with philanthropy.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Let's let's shift this conversation in a much more positive place.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: That's a pr spin.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: I'm super proud of the work we've done with philanthropy.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: That's you know, he got into all that stuff in
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: the first place after the Microsoft stuff because Microsoft at
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: one point in time had these all this anti competitive accusations, right,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: and so he was thought as being this guy that,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: like you know, was drowning out competition, was monopolizing. Yeah,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: so then he pivoted became a philanthropist.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: It's a good move.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: You know who else did that? The guy who invented
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: the Nobel prize. Really yeah, Peter Berg told me the story.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: It's a cool story. So he dies, the guy I
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: forget what his first name is. His last name is Nobel.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: He died and everybody called him the Merchant of Death
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: because he made dynamite. Oh so he didn't really die though.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: It was a fake story. So he saw the stories.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: It's like, hey, I'm not dead, but oh my God,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: this is how people think about me. This is how
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: they're going to write about me after I'm dead. I
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: got to do something to clean my image up. So
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: to clean his image up, he invents the Nobel Prize.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: He starts giving out these prizes for peace and for
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: physics and Nobel literature. Yeah, and so then the Nobel
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: Prize becomes synonymous with excellence. The name Nobel is now
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: connected to that instead of connected to killing a bunch
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: of motherfuckers with dynamite.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: That's a great marketing move on his part.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was his real name, Alfred Nobel? Alfred Nobel
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: the dynamite, right, that was the thing.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I'm looking at the Nobel Prize as well.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: It says there's a well known story about the origin
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 6: of Nobel Prize, although historians have been unable to verify
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: it and some dismissed it as a myth.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Well, let's find out if the story of him being
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: called the merchant of death or true and the fake
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: death when people thought he died, is that true? I mean,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: I have to just check that out real quick. Look
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: that out. I bet it's true.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: That's a good marketing move to move.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: It's a move that people do.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: You know, well that was also what you know, some
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: really evil people have done also, you know, like if
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: you want to like serial killers, you know, like John
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: Wayne Gacy was like, I do clown parties for kids.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: Like it's like, look over here, I'm a fun guy.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: Cosby was always like, you know, telling people how to
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: live their life and people.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Don't tell dirty jokes.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't curse.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Swear. Yeah. He would call people up and tell them
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: not to swear anymore. Yeah, called it mad at them.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Maddie Murphy, Oh yeah, famously. Yeah. But Phil Flarin filth Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: he did. He did do that. He did do that.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: I remember one time Wanda Sykes interviewed him at like
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: some award thing. He was in the crowd and she
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: came up to hi an interview him, and he was
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: like so rude to her.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: He had so much disdain. I remember that too.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Remember that was weird. Okay. Nobel grew extremely wealthy from
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: inventions like dynamite and blasting gelatine, which are widely used
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: in warfare, and earned him the nickname the Merchant of Death.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: In the press eighteen Needy French newspaper mistakenly published his
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: obituary after his brother's death, condemning him as a man
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: who became rich by finding ways to kill more people faster.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: This stock, this shock is widely seen as prompting him
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: to rethink how we'd be remembered. So it is true. Yeah,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: this should be no dispute of this. In his will
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  Speaker 1: of eighteen ninety five, he left most of his fortune
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: to fund prizes for those who shall be conferred the
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: greatest benefit on mankind. Of course, you're dead, you don't
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: need your money. Nobel Uh never publicly explained his motive
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: is fucking duh. So historians emphasize that any account of
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: his reason is an informed reconstruction, not a direct statement
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: from him. Okay, I get that, because they're historians.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: Did you see did you see how I think it was?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know these days, you don't know what what
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: has to be confirmed not. But it looked like on
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: the Kennedy Center they started putting the name Trump on it.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah to it.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's crazy. And he took out the Kennedy Rose
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Garden and you're like, what take it away, cutty.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: There's nothing nuttier than the plaques underneath the President that's insane.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: That's insane. Shane and I were just reading them the
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: other day.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: It's insane.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: How is this real?
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: It doesn't feel real. And you're just like, how are
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: you allowed to do that? That's the thing.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: How is he allowed to write.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: That in the White House? You can just probably as president,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: do what you want in the White House.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: Turns out you obviously can, because but nobody ever did
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: it before.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: Those are gonna get taken down, No, they'll be up forever.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're gonna leave it like that forever.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a museum piece.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: It's so crazy.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: They should have like the Trump wing. This is what
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: happened when he was president.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: Look at this fucking lunatic.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: The auto pen photo of Joe Biden.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: And the actually is crazy. This is it should widely
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: consider the worst president of all, Like.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It should be like a museum.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: It should be the facts of his presidency, what happened
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: during his term. You know, the Iraq War started and
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: da da dayah. It should be that, of course, that's it.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: If that you know, and under Reagan is like Reagan
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: liked Trump and Trump liked him too.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: Trump was a fan of Reagan. What why is that
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Reagan was a fan of Trump?
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: What it's Yeah, guys nuts crazy.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: But you can't just let someone just fucking fully swim
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: in it like that. I know he needs like a
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: right hand man, go sir, I think they just let
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: me just I understand the motive.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Well, he's also losing it too, you could tell.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: Well, I think everybody does when you get to a
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: certain age.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, yeah, of course. I mean the guy's about
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: to be eighty, right right.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: And also the stress of going through what that guy
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: went through, where they were trying to jail him, when
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: they were going after him with the Russia thing, the
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: Russia hoax and all that shit, Like they were trying
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: everything they could to destroy him. Just that alone, it's
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: got to break your brain.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: It radicalizes you.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: And then they took a shot at him, somebody shot him,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: and then that guy dies. And then when the guy dies,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: they find out that his apartment's been professionally scrubbed. They
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: find out he was in a black Rock commercial like
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: two years before that.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: He was oh yeah, the shooter, the shooter.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was an actor in the film. Yeah,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: But obviously he was like connected to some people that
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: knew some people. What does that mean? It might mean nothing,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: But there's also a lot of weirdness to his past.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have a social media profile. It was like
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: he seems like an mk ultra plant.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: This presidency, though, does feel like a parody of a
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: real thing, Like it doesn't even feel real.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff that doesn't feel real. The
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: for sure, the Rob Bryaner thing didn't feel real. Oh
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: my god, that seems so insane.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: You know, I didn't realize because I obviously knew him.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: I knew Rob Briner as the actor from from All
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: in the Family, which he was. He was great in
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: that role. And then I I have memories of like
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: I always think of like when Harry met Sally the
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: Princess Bride, and I was like, oh, yeah, you know,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: he's a spy a time stand by me. So I'm like, oh,
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: you know, great storyteller, comedy. I didn't realize until he
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: died that he did Misery. I had no idea that
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: was him. Yeah he did Misery too. Yeah, he did
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: so many great films. He really did. He really understood
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: like human emotion and storytelling across the board, because like
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: it's one thing to be proficient in comedy. And you
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: see this sometimes with comedy really high level, like Adam
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: McKay did so much high level comedy with Saturday Night Live.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: And then you know Talladega Knights and and like those
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: those big Will Ferrell movies, and then his pivot into
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: drama is like exceptional, you know, like he's really really
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: good at it, and it's like really remarkable when they
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: can make that jump. Yeah, he's really really good.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well Jordan Peel, he's fantastic.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: Yet another one.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's He's made some giant horror movies that.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: Is like and he was so funny in comedy.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: It's weird how good they are. It's weird how like
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: different they are too.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how they go like I'm comedy, I'm common, and
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: then like this hard pivot into a totally different lane
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: and be not just let me try it, but be
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: like excellent at it.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I kind of get it right. It's like,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: if you can get really good at comedy, like which
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: is a complicated thing to do, you for sure have
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: other creative thoughts.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're to other things and.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: You're not really probably using those.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think honestly, they get I think a
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: lot of those guys.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: Get bored, especially running a sketch show, right, Yeah, after
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: a while, you just beat all the topics to death,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: you know. I mean, how many topics on especially like
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: a mid sketch show, are so derivative.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of that, and they just.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: Go, I did it. There's nothing else to jump into.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: Well, you might have like nine episodes you have to
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: bang out. Well, I don't have to tell you. You're actually
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: in the middle.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: I'm in the middle of it. Yeah, we just finished
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: writing season two.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: You have your show is a giant advantage. You could
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: just you go so far, yeah, and be so ridiculous.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: They kind of just let us do what we want,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: which is really crazy. I got the same notes I
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: got the first season. Don't say the N word. That
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: was basically it. That's like, that's my that's everything else.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, you can do that.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: It's such a crazy show, dude, crazy. It's really fun though.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: It's so much fun. I had so much fun doing it.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: I can't believe I get to do it again. And
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: it's just it is such a blast. We get to
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: make these like sketches and like little short films that
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: are like whatever we can think of, whatever the craziest
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: thing we can think of. And they're just like, yeah,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: do that, and they gave us, they gave me like
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: a mandate. They're like, we'd rather tell you, tell you
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: that's too far, then you should have gone further, right,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: So they're just like, you can make it as crazy.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: As you want. That's nuts. Yeah, But that's the beautiful
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: thing about Netflix is the variety of what's on there.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: It's just so bananas. It's so wide ranging. There's so
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: much shit on there.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: I just watched The Beast in Me.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm on episode three right now. Don't tell
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: me anything. It gets so much better. Oh yeah, I'm
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: sure it does. And how good is Claire Dane.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: Claar Dane's amazing. H Matthew Reese, he's a psycho.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy's great.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: He's phenomenal and he plays that part so exceptionally well.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: I mean it's just so good. Yeah, you can know
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: people like him, you know people like him, and you
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: know you're like, this is a fucking psycho dude.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he's great at it.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: And it's like in the eyes. It's always in the eyes,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: you know, you see it in the eyes. It's like, yeah,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: he's really he's got.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: A darkness in him.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: Really it hey faking it?
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: You know what else? I just all I saw it
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: on Peacock and I was like, I was like, I don't, like,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: I don't have Peacock. I'm like, I don't fuck this
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: is like, you know, fucking Kevin Hart and a bathtub interviews,
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: Like I don't know what's on Peacock, right, I love
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: Kevin by the way, but like it's like, you know
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: what I mean, like these like fun still that's what
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: I thought Peacock was or old yeah, reruns of like
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: they're old friends. Yeah, I'm like, I don't want fuck it.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: And I got recommended to watch The Day of the Jackal.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: What's that fucking fantastic?
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: It's a thriller that is super high production and very cinematic,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: but the writing and the acting unbeliev Who's Eddie Redmain.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: I think it's his name, Eddie Redmain is the lead
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: in it, and I don't know that many of the
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: names of the other actors, but it's incredibly produced.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: Is it a series? Yeah, how many episodes?
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: So they're in they're making season two now. I think
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: season one was ten episodes. Wow, one hundred and twenty
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: million dollar budget for this.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: Whoa, I'm writing this down. Day of the Jackal.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: The Day of the Jackal was excellent. Yeah, okay, this
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: is this is it?
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: Watch it skims, watch this fucking trail.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: It's fucking that's that's Eddie. It's really good, dude. I
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: couldn't believe how captivated I was by it. Really really
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: well done. It's a like a you know, espionage type
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: of thriller. Those are my favorite mine too, But this
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: is what I watch instead of you know, we were
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: talking about comedy. I watched this ship.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, me too. Yeah.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: He's really good in it, but so is everybody else.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: They're they're really really good. Okay, I can't recommend it
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: enoughing Okay, I'm on it really good.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's enough ship to watch these days. I'll tell
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: you that. If you watch Dave you're sick.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: What do you watch Dave Special?
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: Dave Chapelle. No, I didn't see it yet. It's great. Yeah,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: I saw some clips.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: It's right, I mean it's it's it's vintage it's Dave,
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: like it's it hits. He does what he does so well,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: there's silliness, you know, seriousness, seriousness, yeah, some philosophy, lots
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: of social commentary, provocative things, hilarious. It's it's good. It's
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: really good.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's gonna be awesome. He's always awesome. He
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: doesn't misses, he doesn't.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's and I pissed a lot of people off,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: which is always.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: Fun Yeah, I saw it. Went after Bill Maher.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah he said fuck.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: I never said this publicly, but fuck that dude.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very funny. But it's a it's a good special, man,
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: It's really good.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: It's funny Dave. Dave's top four.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: I love that for me, by the way, because so
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: my special comes out Christmas Eve, right, and and then
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: six days later Ricky Gervaise comes out and it was
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: supposed that was supposed to be that was the release timeline, right,
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: They're like, there's there's one earlier in the month, like
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: you'll be Christmas Eve a week later Ricky Gervais. I
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: was like cool. And then like three days prior, I
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: get a call before it's announced and they're like, hey,
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: we gotta tell you we're dropping a special unannounced Chappelle's
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Special tonight, and I go, great, and they're like, they're like,
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: I know, you know it's it's gonna take up a
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: lot of oxygen in the room, obviously because it's it's Dave, right.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: I go, yeah, I mean, I understand, I go, I go,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: you realize this is like being a musical artist and
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: I've been working on my album and you guys are like,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: we're so excited. And then you call me and you're like,
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: just so you know tomorrow we're releasing Radioheads new album
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: and you're like thanks. I mean, there's like there's nothing
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: you can do. It's like the big the biggest guys
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: coming out with it, you know. But it's hilarious. He's great.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: But people will watch it. It's only an hour and
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: then they're gonna want to watch more.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: That's that's the well, it's good. It's one of the
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: thoughts is they go, like, it'll it just makes stand
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: up more popular?
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, stand up is very popular right now.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: It's incredibly popular.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there's more arena. Actually, I just saw
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: Nate Bergassi added a three pm show out here.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: Nate is on because but Nate's thing makes sense when
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: you think about it. When you start doing stand up
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: there's this thing that happens when you're early on young
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: doing stand up and you start to like do spots,
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: a lot of people will be like, hey, if you
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: can curse less, be clean, and you're like, that's not
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: who I am, and they're like, all right, well, and
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: they always say this thing like, you'll get more opportunities.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: Different opportunities will.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: Come to you.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: If you're like that, you're like, whatever, it's just I
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: don't do that. And when you're really funny like Nate is,
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: and you get really good. What you see on the
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: business side of it is that when he announces a show,
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: like when I announced the show, a couple might go like,
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: let's go see him, right, like I'll buy they'll buy
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: two tickets. But when Nate announces a show, that couple
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: will bring their children, their parents, that they're in laws,
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: their neighbors. So anybody two tickets you can sell, he
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: can sell twelve, and everybody's gonna enjoy it. And they're
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: all going to enjoy it.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because even though it's just clean, it's always clean.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: It's hilarious. He's really funny.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: Gaffigan has that thing.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: Too, Definitely, the whole family can go.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: Sebastian has that thing too. Mm hm, Like you can
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: bring anybody and they'll all have a good time.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But yeah, that he can do three fucking Marina
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: shows in a city. It's crazy.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is nuts. But there's more people doing that now,
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: Like I mentioned Sebastian, you Bert Tony, I mean there's Shane.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: Shane's doing a football arena that's crazy stadium, yeah, doing
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: like ninety thousand people.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Lincoln Financial, I think it is.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: There's people doing that now there where there's so many
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: of them where when we were coming up, the only
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: people that had done it were Dane and Dice class Dice. Yeah,
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: it was Dice claying Dane Cook And for that.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: You have to just you go like that is the Internet, man,
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: The Internet made stand Up global.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: Well, the Internet made Dane right right, That's how it was.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: He got huge from MySpace. He was the first guy.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: Fact that so many of us can move those kinds
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: of tickets. Oh yeah, it's it's because it's global. When
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: it was just like, hey catch my special at Comedy
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: Central at nine o'clock on Friday.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: It's not going to have the same reach right right now.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: And it's just clips too. Clips get shared and then
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: there's so much word of mouth. It's like, that's the
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: one good thing about social media is if something comes
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: out and people like it, whether it's a new special
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: to dropped or a new song or anything, it just
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: gets shared so crazy. Yeah, and things just they just
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: take off. I know.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: It's it's why I never I did forty arenas this year,
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: Like I never. I was never thinking that would be
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: a thing.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: You know. I remember when I met you. Yeah, I
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: met you in two thousand and seven. We did that
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: Real Men of Comedy tour together. Yeah, I met you
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: in Phoenix. We did that little Hollywood theater, which I
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: love that the Celebrity, the Celebrity theorist. That's right. That
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: place is awesome. It's one of my favorite in the
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: round and it spins.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: It's awesome.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: That place rules. And I always love Phoenix period. They're fun.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: That's a fun place.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really good place.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: I went back there on this tour too. I went
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: to the UH. I did the the Big Arena there
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: this time. It was fucking amazing. That was one of
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: my favorite shows of this tour.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Phoenix rules. Yeah, I've done the arena in
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: Phoenix too. It's fucking fun, man, They're fun.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: It's a fun city, yeah, because they don't.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 1: Have much culture, but they do a lot of blow.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: They they like the party. They party hard.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: Phoenix, Arizona just party is hard.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: They party hard. Well, It's like, think about the people
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: that had to settle that place first, and you got
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: cowboys and Mexicans just fucking wild people, dude, and then
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: you got Scottsdale, which is all rich people.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: I remember we went to dinner like that, I think
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: the night before, just like a steakhouse, and we were
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: just like, we were like observing that when you go
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: to dinner at a like the steakhouse in Phoenix, it
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: feels like an after party, but it's just dinner, you
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like the vibe in there is
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: that people are having a fucking.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: Good time, they're partying.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what Phoenix feels like.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I always liked it because it was not Hollywood,
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: you know, in every way. It was just not Hollywood
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: that those people had no preconceived ideas of their own celebrity.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: They didn't want to become famous. Like the problem with
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: la is the entire culture is wrapped around the possibility
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: that you might become famous. Yeah, and that everybody really
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: secretly wants to become famous, and some people might make
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: it and some people won't. But the reason why they
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: came there in the first place is to famous. They
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 1: wanted to be famous, Phoenix. They just want coke. Get
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: some coke. No, I fucking party. I'm gonna playing golf
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: in the day and I'm doing coke and time. They're
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: wild people.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: That theater thing too, there's a I don't know if
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: I'm right about this, but I've been told that there's
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: only two, maybe three theaters left in the round in
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: the country.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: That's the only one that I know of.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: Well, there's the one in Long Island that I also did.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: That was it's so fucking Which one's that Westbury Music Hall?
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: I think it's called Okay, is that what it's called.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: I've heard of that place. I didn't know that was
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: in the round. That's in the round.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: It is so fucking fun rule. I just did it.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 2: I did it a couple of months ago. It was
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: one of the most fun shows of the entire tour.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: I try to explain to people that had never done it, like, oh, Arena,
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm telling you, it's oddly intimate because everybody's
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: face and everybody else, we're all in this together. It's
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: not just a massive people staring at a stage, right,
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: We're all wrapped up together.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's cooler, it's cool.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a better vibe, it feels better.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: You would love this theater, I'm sure, Yeah, it was.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking rat.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: I love that Phoenix one. That one rules. But do
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: do any show that you could do in the round.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: It's like, the first time I did it, I don't
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: understand where do I move?
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: I think the first one I did was when we met.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was all, show might be my first
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: one too.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: I was kind of like intimidated. I was like, what
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: the fuck did And then somebody told me once It
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: might have been Louis told me that. I think it
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: was that told me when I was doing the like
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: going into arenas. He's like, you're your instinct will be
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: to stay in the middle, but you should go further
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 2: out to the edges because when you're further out to
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: the outside of the stage that's in the round, you're
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: actually open to more people. Does that make sense, because like,
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: if you're on this edge of the round stage, more
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: people can see you.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: Over here, right, and you're closer.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: To them, and you're closer to them too.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's more intimate. If you're in the middle, it's
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: like you're all stand offish. You have so much you
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: can come closer to me. Yeah, why are you're all
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: the way over there?
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's right.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, walking around too is fun.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: That to me is I told somebody is what I
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: think makes my performance better is that I'm a naturally
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: kind of standstill guy. Yeah, but the round makes me
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: move even that though it's subtle movement that keeps you
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: more engaged because there's a constant movement to it, even
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: if it's slow.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: It's fun.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: It is a fun thing.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun. And it is weird that there's so
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: many of us get to do that. Now. It's so bizarre.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: It wasn't It wasn't the case at all. It's so bizarre.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: I did some nutty ones with Dave. We did the
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: Tacoma Dome that was twenty five thousand people, so nuts.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: It was so nuts. So many people, that's so many,
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: that's so many, it's very strange.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: I did a couple with you guys, I did. I
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: did New Orleans with you guys.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right. Yeah, that was fun.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: And I think we did Nashville or something or Memphis
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: together too.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it Wasville.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: The most fun one though, ever, This will I think
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: this will always be in my memory is when we
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: did the like Vegas is Back. Oh yeah, that was
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: fun at the MGM Arena and we were I was unannounced.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: A couple other people were too. I forget who was
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: on that, but I remember the absolute like pandemonium of
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 2: that place where I was like shaking because because it
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: was like things had been shut down and they're like,
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: this show is back, the shows are back, and this
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: is the show to open Vegas again.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think we'll ever feel that again, not like that.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: Hopefully that means that the world went crazy again.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: It's exactly right, And it was like you can't duplicate that.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: You can't duplicate it. It's almost like when you have
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: an improv on like off the cuff line of something
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: that just happened, and like you can't manufacture that. You
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: said the thing because this happened and like the world
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: had shut down and they're like, here's a stand up
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: show in the round in the arena Joe Dave and
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: the crowd was just like, I mean, it was like
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: a fever pitch.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: It was so there were so many people hanging out backstage.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: Remember that. Oh my god, there were so many people.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, I've never seen this so many celebrities shows.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: There was a room they were like, this is the
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: Red Room and this was backstage, and there was like
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: two hundred people in there.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 1: Oh so packed.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 2: And I brought you in there because you didn't know
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 2: about it either. I was like, have you been in here?
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 2: And You're like, what the fuck is all this? There's
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: just like a whole extra room of like just people
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 2: hanging out, the.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: Whole extra room of comics that I hadn't seen in years.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: Because everybody was kind of celebrating the fact that we
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: could do shows again.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 2: It was the best.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: They all came out.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: That was such a special show.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there was boxers there, rappers. It was
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: like people were out. It's like there's something to do again.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: It was like there was a feeling in the air.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: It was so and people some people were still scared.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: There's still people were in masks. It was July.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: I remember that it was July.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 1: Some people just didn't want to let it go. They
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 1: were still connected to this idea that we could all
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 1: die at any moment.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: I still see those people.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're still in some places.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: Some people that got broken, they got broken. They got broken.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: The stress of that whole.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: Thing was also kind of depends on who you were
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: around too, right, Oh yeah, because I mean I think
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: you could put me with certain people and then I
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: would have been even more apprehensive.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: Well, that was the thing that I felt about coming here,
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: like really quickly, that people here were not nearly as
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: scared as people are in California. The whole attitude of
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: the government here was very different. They were like, things
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: should stay open. I remember I went and met with
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: the governor and had dinner with them, and he was like,
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: you know, we got to let people live their lives.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: They need freedom. Yeah, like you should be able to
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: make your own decisions doing this. I was like, yeah,
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: I agree. And this was like before the vaccine really yeah,
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: and people had already started doing shows out here. We
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: started doing shows out here early. We tested everybody. Remember
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: we did those stub shows. Oh that's right, Yeah, Dave
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: and I did these shows at Stubbs.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 2: We did a whole series which is an outdoor ve.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we tested the whole crowd. So we tested
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: these people for like an hour before the show. Everybody
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: queued up, everybody got tested, and we only wound up
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: removing like two different people that were positive. That's it. Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: most people knew that they weren't sick, you know, And
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: we weren't doing PCR right, which is the one that
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 1: really gets a lot of false positives. They found out
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: recently there was an estimate that PCR testing the false
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: positives might have been as high as eighty six percent.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: Eighty six yeah. The guy who invented the PCR testing,
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 1: Kerrie Mullis, said it should never be used to detect diseases.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's not what it's for. And he said,
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 1: if you ramped the cycles up high enough, you could
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 1: find almost anything in people.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: I did something was as shameful I was. I had
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: to test for like a trip somewhere, and then I
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: had to I had to like do it on a
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 2: zoom with somebody and it came out positive. So I
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: threw it out the window and then they were like,
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: where is it?
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 1: I go.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 2: My kid just threw out the window and they're like,
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 2: what was it. I was like, I don't remember, I do,
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 2: I'll do it again. And then I just waited a week.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 1: I remember the second time I tested positive. So I
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: tested positive once that was a whole horse dewormer CNN thing.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: And then the second time I tested positive, I didn't
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: even know I had it. I couldn't believe it was real.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: I came in here sniffily. I came in here straight
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 1: from the gym, and I said, I got the sniffles.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: I said to Mercy the nurse, I said, uh, I go,
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: must be COVID, just choking around, and she was, actually,
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: you're positive. I'm like, no fucking way, no way, because
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: you felt fine. So I got IV vitamin dripped NAD,
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 1: the whole deal. Twenty four hours later, I.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: Was negative that NAD shit, it's amazing, amazing, amazing. And
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: I also, I'll say this, and this is I'm telling
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: you I have knock on wood. I have not gotten
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: sick in a while.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're healthy. Now I'm healthy. That's how it works.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: That's how it works.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: But during the movie I did over the summer, and
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: during production on series, the first season one of my show,
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: there were days like I remember that first day we
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 2: were shooting Bad Thoughts Season one. I was getting a
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 2: cold and I did NAD like five hundred milligrams or whatever,
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 2: like the high dose three days in a row, and
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 2: I was no longer. And I had never experienced anything
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: like that because I was the type of person where
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 2: like I get a cold and I am fucked yeah,
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: for like weeks. And then the next time that I
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 2: felt this like I'm like, you know you feel you know,
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, I'm getting sick. It would I was like,
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: I'm doing the NAD thing again, three days in a row,
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 2: just jamming that shit into me, like high dosage completely
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: went away. It's crazy, Like it didn't dip into like
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: now you're really sick. It just was like I'm getting sick,
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not sick anymore.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was part of my COVID routine. When the
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 1: first time I had COVID, I did NAD along with
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 1: ivy vitamins. I don't even think I mentioned nad when
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: I did that little video that went viral, but that
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: was I recommend that to anybody whenever they get sick.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 1: High dose vitamin C is amazing, too amazing. I can't
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: believe it. Yeah, high dose vitamins intravenously when you're not
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 1: feeling well is phenomenal because it gives your body all
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 1: the weapons that it needs to fight off whatever the
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: fuck it's dealing with. I feel like doing it tomorrow.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: You should do it tomorrow. Yeah, you do it all
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: the time. You know what else? You should start doing it?
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: Like I told you, red lightbed. I know you've been
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 1: on that for a minute. Yeah, it's amazing, it's incredible.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 2: You said it helped your vision.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 1: It helped my vision.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: I don't even understand that.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I skin red light helps. It gets college in.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 1: Let's put that into our sponsor perplexity. What is the
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 1: benefits that red light has on your vision? Why does
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 1: it work? But it works? I could tell you for
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 1: a fact. There's two things that I've done. One thing,
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 1: I've taken a lot of supplements for eyesight. I always
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 1: talk about this company, Pure Encapsulations. I have no affiliation
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: with them. I just buy their stuff. There's they have
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: a thing called macular support. It's yeah, I take that stuff.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 1: So I take that stuff, and I've been very consistent
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 1: with that. It has a bunch of nutrient. Showed it
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: to Huberman and he went over the list and I
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is all great stuff. I take
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 1: that and I do red light multiple days a week.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 1: And it took a while. In the beginning, I thought
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: it was actually making my eyesight worse because I was like,
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: because your eyes are covered during it, No, I keep
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 1: them open, keep your eyes red light. Yeah, red light
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: therapy using deep red wavelengths around sixty six and seventy m.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know what The nanomeanors shows promise in improving
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: declining vision by boosting mitochondrial function in the retinal cells.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 1: Studies indicate benefits, particularly for age related vision loss that's me,
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: macular degeneration, and other eye conditions. Morning exposure appears most effective,
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 1: with effects lasting up to a week. So I do it.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 1: I try to do it three times a week.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: How long do you do it for?
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 1: I do it twenty minutes. It says, short sessions like
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 1: three minutes weekly. You can enhance color contrast visioned by
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 1: seventeen to twenty percent, adults over thirty four with greater
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 1: gains and older participants. That's me. I'm getting it's it
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 1: makes a big difference. Therapy supports retinal health by reducing inflammation,
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 1: improving visual acuity, and slowing proto photo receptor decline. Emerging
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 1: evidence also suggests help for dry eyes, myopia progression in children,
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: and diabetic retinopathy. It works. I'm telling you it works
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent with me. I used to struggle reading
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: the screen. Sometimes it would be kind of blurry. I
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 1: have to, like, Jamie, make it bigger. Now I can
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 1: see things way better than I used to be. When
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 1: I said, Jamie, make it bigger.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: I wear I wear glasses all the time.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 1: Now I don't need them when I look at text
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 1: messages anymore. I don't need them when I read emails anymore.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 1: And I don't need them on my computer anymore, which
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: is a big one because I always used it when
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: I wrote, and I realized the other day, like, oh
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 1: my god, I'm writing and I don't have my glasses on.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: Joey Dias will be so happy if I, ah, what
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: are you doing with those fucking glasses?
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 1: I called them up today, I go, I'm doing a
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 1: podcast with Securios. He met Peppula plue pew over there
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 1: in France and now he's making croissants. Who's this fucking
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 1: guy with his glasses? Glasses?
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: He's always on me for that.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, as Joey is Joey's.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 2: It's not Pepula pew. His name is Giambasta and it's Italian.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 2: It's an Italian bakery.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, well it's a problem. It is that chocolate croissant.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: You gave me a real problem, telling you buttery and
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 1: flaky and perfect. It's perfect. Yeah, it's why I fell
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 1: And a little more chocolate in there, I can.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: I can tell him. I can tell a.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 1: Little more chocolate. Don't he sting you with the chocolate?
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 2: I fell in love with that chocolate croissant. I lived
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 2: in la and that you know, that guy was in
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 2: my neighborhood. Oh that's how this all started. And I
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 2: would walk down there and sometimes I would buy like
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 2: two dozen, and then I would walk. I would walk
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 2: back to my house and I would give away croissants
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: to people walking down the street. I'd be like, you
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 2: gotta try these just regular people, regular people. I didn't
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 2: even know them. I I just got these croissants.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 1: What if they thought you were psycho?
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 2: I mean I guess they didn't, but they they would
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: take them and I would I mean I didn't get
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 2: them all away. I would eat a lot of them too.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 2: But I stayed in touch with this guy and I
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: would every once in a while I would go there
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: and I would I would get some of their pastries
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 2: and I would do like an Instagram video like hey,
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 2: I'm at this place, and I would just say it.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 2: And then I became friends with them and they go, hey,
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: you know when you do that, They're like one hundred
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 2: people came today. I was like, oh, that's cool. It
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 2: was just like a friend. There was no business where
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 2: I was doing it because I liked it. We always
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 2: stayed in touch, and I moved here and I go
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 2: with when I'm in La, I'm gonna try to stop
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 2: buy and see you guys like that kind of thing.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 2: And we stayed in touch, and I always be like,
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: it would be awesome if you open one in Austin.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 2: That conversation continued, and then eventually we talked like, hey,
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 2: what if we really did this? And that conversation started
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 2: like over a year ago and then our fixed location
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: will open in March, but we have a pop up
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 1: I just don't know how you have the time for
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 1: all this.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not here's the thing. I'm I'm not the
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 2: one like I don't bake, you know, I'm the I'm
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: a business partner in this, and I market it in
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 2: that I promote it. But the easiest thing is to
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: market something that's that's fantastic. And I actually thought about
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 2: the fact that I was like, for me, this is like,
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 2: like people trust your opinion on. One of the reasons
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: I think that on it was successful with you is
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 2: that they're like this guy knows workouts, he knows vitamins,
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 2: he knows like they you have credibility in that, you
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like having credibility in something is
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 2: really important for me. It's like, if there's one thing
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 2: I completely trust myself on is if I'm like this
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 2: tastes good, I don't doubt it. I'm like, this is good.
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 2: I know what it's good. I've eaten that the best
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 2: restaurants all over the world, and this is like my favorite.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 2: One of my favorite things has always been croissants and
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 2: things like this. So when I had his and I
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 2: knew they were amazing, it was like, there's no like
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 2: I'm selling it. I'm not like being like, ah, you
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 2: should you know, I'm making up this. Shit's amazing. So
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 2: all I do is go like it's open, it's fucking amazing,
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 2: and we're selling. We filled out every day. We've never
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 2: not sold out.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 1: Well, once you eat one of them, I get it.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucking and he's always coming up with Like
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 2: I at first, I was like, we're opening a croissant place.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: But he's doing like, you know, like the homemade focacca bread,
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 2: Italian sandwiches, he does, homemade pizza. It's all every day,
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: and he's whatever like inspires him. He makes that.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: It's all.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 2: He's amazing. So it's like the easiest thing to be like, yeah,
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 2: this is this is my bakery food.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucking love it. Such a drug. I've thought
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 1: about doing that with an Italian deli. Yeah, I've talked
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 1: to Giovanni very briefly. Delli. Yeah, that place opening up
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 1: one of those out here? How incredible would that be?
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 2: Incredible?
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 1: Those sandwiches I sent me and Joe DeRosa we send
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 1: each other sandwiches.
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Joe has his sandwich place.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 1: Sandwich place is great. Joey Roses is fucking great. I
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: sent him this place in Toronto. God, what is it called? Something? Crudo?
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 1: Hold on a second, I'll find it. Oh what happened to? Oh?
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 1: The iPhone made everything different? What'd you put it? Searching
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 1: the bottom crewder? That's it? Uh, crude, it's in Toronto.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 1: The sandwiches. Go to their instagram if you can go that.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: Where's his crudo pizza up there? That's their instagram. Go
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 1: down to their Instagram and find some of their fucking sandwiches. Bro,
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 1: look at these fucking sandwiches. Oh yeah, bro, look at
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 1: these sanch with their homemade bread. Look at these are
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 1: insane and the bread's got a nice little char on it,
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 1: and they the bread comes out piping hot from the
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 1: oven and they make the sandwich on this piping hot bread. Yeah,
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 1: show me one of them videos where they're pulling the
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 1: sandwiches out and making them, because there's a few where
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 1: you get to see how hot the bread is. Scroll
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 1: down a little bits up, go up? No, no, no, back there.
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 1: Oh look at that, Tommy, look at it? No, no,
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 1: you missed it. Watch this when he cuts it open. Oh,
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 1: look at that. The more the hell look at this,
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at I'm saying that is this
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 1: is my drug, Like this is if I have a
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 1: problem with food, it's this. Yeah. It's Italian cold cut
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: sandwiches and pasta. Yeah, those are the problems I have
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: a real problem with not eating that.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 2: You know, he's olive oil on it.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: Look he seals it up. Look at this. Oh look
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 1: how comes out of the oven? Bro are you kidding me?
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 2: You know what my guy started making now like he's
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 2: just on a whim. He's like I made lasagna today.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 2: Oh no, he's doing and then he's doing like different
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 2: versions of it. Did one with like brisket in it,
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 2: and like just crazy things and it.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 1: Just goes of course.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called by the way, it's called chicho bomba,
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 2: which is what you call yeah, it's the name of
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: the bakery. It's called chicho bomba, which is what you
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 2: call a little fat ass hid in Italy because bomba
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 2: is like explode, so like when it gets a little fat.
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 1: Ass, that's funny. It's called fat ass.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 2: It's called little fat ass, a.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 1: Little fat ass kid. Yeah, that's hilarious, great idea, dude.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's he's awesome, him and Marlowe.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: It's hard staying then, isn't it, especially now you're in
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 1: the one eighties. It's it is. You could let it go.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: You could let it go. I could let it go. Yeah,
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 1: look at you. At you they got excited about letting
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 1: it go. I own a bakery. Yeah, just fucking not.
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 1: Text your trainer back, man.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: And when I stopped by there too, you know, it's like,
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 2: I have access to all of this.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can eat free.
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 1: And then whatever you.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 2: Want I give. I give most. I take a bite
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: of things and I'm like, that's delicious, and then I
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 2: stop myself. I'll let myself have a full thing. But
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 2: not every day, dude, not even not even every few days,
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 2: like once a week.
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 1: May. When I used to come home from the store,
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 1: two things were a problem. One of them was Jerry's
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 1: Famous Deli. I would go remember Jerry's famous Delli They're
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 1: gone now, and then amazing.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 2: Jerry's Deli's gone.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 1: Jerry's Delli's gone. There was one in Woodland Hills that's gone.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: That was the one I used to go to all
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 1: the time. I think I think they're all gone now.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if any of them still exist. Hopefully
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 1: one still exists. Jerry's Famous Deli was fucking great. They
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 1: had the best chicken noodle soup man it ruled. And
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: they had pastrami rubens, Oh, pistrami rubens with steak fries.
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 1: They were so good and if I was hungry coming
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 1: home from the store, that would be the spot. The
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 1: other spot that was a real problem was Crispy Cream
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: motherfucking Donuts. I would drive by and I'd see that
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 1: hot sign on Cheeseburgers too, are a problem and announce
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 1: a problem. It's a problem. That's a problem.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 2: There was that one in West Hollywood that I used
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 2: to love. I forget the name of that place. It
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: was right near where I was working in post production,
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 2: and burgers were fucking unbelievable.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 1: Another problem was Canter's That's why he's still open. That
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 1: was a good twenty four hours a day.
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 2: That was post show fun always, yeah, great post I
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 2: told you this before, because you know the power of
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 2: delusion is strong. Is that when I would tour with you,
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 2: this is like I would say, like two thousand and nine,
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 2: ten Delta Terminal used to be Terminal five at Lax.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 2: Sometimes we would get back and we we would land
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 2: because they would land in the morning, right we did
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 2: the show the night before. They had a like a
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 2: little deli bakery coffee place that had really good chocolate croissants.
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 1: Oh I remember that place.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And sometimes we would we'd be walked by
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 2: and you'd get one, and I was like, well, Joe
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 2: got one, I should get one. Like he's in shape.
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 1: I'm in shape. Isn't bad.
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 2: Like I just tell myself, like, you can eat this,
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: and because you would, how you'd love those? I remember those.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 1: Chocolate croissants rule. That's why when you brought this one,
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh that that's a problem.
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 2: It's a problem.
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 1: But they weren't as good as that. No, fuck no,
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 1: the ones at Lax were pretty good.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, this is like a it's not no ship.
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 2: This is like a three day process. That's how long
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: it takes for them to make a bachelor's Yeah. Yeah,
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 2: like proofing the bread and it stays in this cabinet
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 2: and they pull I mean, it's a whole process and
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 2: it's he has a he makes like which is like it's.
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, I said that way.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: Oh and you know, just like incredible pastries, man, that
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 2: like when you see them, you're just like, don't get fat.
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 1: It's so easy to get fat. Can't fat. It's a
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 1: giant problem.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 2: Older you get, you're just like, this could be real.
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 1: Easy, especially if you've got obligations, you got things to do,
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 1: and you're work.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 2: And structure, dude, that's what I've I get it.
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 1: I need a structure. I need peace and quiet. So
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 1: I like working out by myself. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 1: I mean I like working out with comics. Sometimes we
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 1: do those comic workouts here, those are those are really fun.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 1: But for me, like my time working out when I'm
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 1: like suffering by myself, I need that. Yeah, I need
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 1: by myself. I don't want anybody talking to me about
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 1: what they saw on the news, just asking me quote
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 1: out what's JD Vance Like, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah,
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 1: I'm here to fucking get after it. Yeah. I just
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 1: my problem, demons.
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 2: One of my problems is when I get and I
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 2: know this from Patrick, you just realize you have patterns.
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 2: Is that when I get to like a good place
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 2: and reacts, Yeah, and I do it when people are
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 2: like you look good. Yeah, and then I go, oh,
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 2: I'm done. You know, that's that's been my pattern. So
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 2: this time I've just been like, do not accept that thought.
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you can't. There's no end, there's no end,
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 1: finish line, yeah, doesn't exist. Every day is a new, unique,
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 1: little battle with your inner bitch.
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 2: It's really the truth. It is the truth.
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. Every day you wake up, you
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 1: go to war with your inner bitch. That's why it's
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 1: good to beat it early, beat that fucker down early,
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 1: get cold, did it freeze your fucking dick off? Yeah,
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 1: get to work out here, getting then afterwards.
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 2: And then you're like, oh good today, today, today. But
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 2: the food is the bigger challenge for me, Like I
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 2: won't say that, like workouts aren't hard, they're hard, and
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 2: like I like it. I like the challenge staying on
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 2: top of like how to eat it is the bigger challenge.
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 1: Well, there's a problem too with all these new medical advancements,
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 1: and one of them is there's a new peptide that
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 1: they're they're showing is essentially like exercise in an injection
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 1: that sloop. I don't know what it is. I read
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 1: some article about it like quite a while ago, and
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 1: I sent it to Brigham. What is this? He's like, Dude,
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 1: there's so much stuff on the horizon, so much groundbreaking stuff.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 1: But you're you're basically gonna be able to get the
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 1: benefits of exercise in a peptide, so it'll trick your
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 1: body to think you exercise.
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, sloop does that?
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 1: Is that? What it is?
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 2: That's one of the ones that does. It's in a
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 2: pill form, right, I haven't heard it called it?
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 1: Sloop? Yeah? Yeah, do you taken that? I have taken. Yeah.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 1: I don't have anywhere to do for it. You got
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 1: someone I'm the listen.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm like a crack addict. If you tell me
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 2: something will be good, I'll be like cool, I'll inject
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 2: like forty things into myself. Yeah.
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 1: What does this sloop do? Well?
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 3: Do they?
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 1: They? They did?
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 2: They tested it on mice and found that by giving
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 2: it to mice they decreased their body fat and increased
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: muscle lean mass. Do nothing, doing nothing, Wow, And so
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 2: then they have started to that's it right there, sloop
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 2: three three two.
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. In obese mouse models, sloop three three to two
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 1: reduced fat game by up to tenfold compared to controls,
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 1: promoted twelve percent body weight loss and enhanced metabolic function
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 1: without altering appetite or activity levels levels. Yeah, yeah, it's exercise.
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 1: It's exercise, dude, exercise in a peptide and you took
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 1: it in a pill. Yeah, and so what did it
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 1: feel like when you took it?
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 2: Nothing? Nothing felt nothing.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 1: I'm getting that shit tomorrow. Yeah, I'm on it. Let's go,
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 1: let's go. What happened with your pecker? Did you get excited? Hell? Yeah? Yeah,
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 1: backhard twenty four. That's so these goddamn things do and
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 1: you can just buy that stuff or is that a
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 1: prescription thing?
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's a prescription. No, you can just
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 2: buy it, but I think you just have.
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 1: To like go to a compound PHARMACYI that kind of place. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 1: They're trying to shut those places down. They want to
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 1: own all that stuff. There you go there, it is
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 1: Bam Amazon all over Amazon. Good or not? I don't know,
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 1: just I don't know. One of the things that I've
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 1: read about Amazon is that there's a lot of fake
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 1: supplements on Amazon, Are there? Yeah? Because how does that work?
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 1: How are they even getting up on Amazon. I think, well,
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 1: that's a whole different thing.
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 6: But like they're just like copying the labels and stuff
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 6: and making it look like it.
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 1: I've heard that's a problem with pure encapsulation. So I
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 1: started buying their stuff from their website because I read
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 1: that because I read that like a high percentage was fraud.
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever researched this, but apparently
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 2: when I was in Abu Dhabi, they were like they
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 2: have what's considered some of like the cleanest vitamins on
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 2: Like people go there just to get vitamins in the UAE.
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, like the like really high level vitamins for
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 2: some reason. And I don't know what the thought is
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 2: on that, but like a lot of people that travel
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 2: in that region go to UAE to get their vitamins.
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 1: That's interesting.
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know if their standard is just higher.
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 1: Well, they have so much money, they do, and they
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 1: also you know, shik Talk Noon is a Brazilian jiu
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 1: jitsu black belt. He's a legit bad motherfucker. Yeah, Henzo
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 1: Gracy black belt, and he's the one that created these
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 1: Abu Dhabi Kombat Club that the championship.
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 2: He's also like incredibly fit, like his cardio is. I
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 2: was talking to someone.
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 1: He's a legit black belt, He's he's a Henzo Gracy
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 1: black belt. It was like, you know, there's levels of
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 1: black belts out there where you heard about a guy
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 1: got a black belt from this guy. I never heard
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 1: of that guy. I don't know who that guy is,
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 1: but I'm sure it was good. And then you hear
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 1: about somebody got a black belt from Henzel, You're like, oh, like,
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 1: guy Ritchie is a Henzo Gracy black belt? Really, yeah,
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 1: guy Ritchie is super legit man. Yeah, I know guys
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 1: have rolled with him, like, dude, he's legit. Yeah, which
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 1: is I think? It's like Jake Paul thing like, you
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 1: don't think, Jake Paul, you can't fight.
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 2: What isn't the guy from Married with Children.
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 1: And O'Neill legit Gracie black belt. Yeah, he got his
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 1: black belt from Horrian or I think Horrian or at
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 1: least that school. You got it from Gracy Torrents.
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 2: That was a surprise one to me.
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, really, oh, he's legit too. Yeah. I
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 1: sat next to him once on a plane randomly, and
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 1: we spent the entire flight just talking about jiu jitsu.
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 1: He was so excited. That's cool. There is yes, two
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 1: thousand and seven. Yeah, Horry and Gracy. I was right.
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 1: Two decades of training under Horriyan. Gracy started as another
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 1: that's another very legit black belt. You get a black
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 1: belt from Horion, like you have a real black belt.
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 1: But he was he's a big guy, man, he was
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 1: a football player back in the day. Wow.
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, he's legit. So we were just, like I said,
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 1: we were just randomly on a plane and we just
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 1: started talking about jiu jitsu. We're both like little kids. Really. Yeah,
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 1: that's cool. Then I ran into him another time randomly
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 1: in Hawai in the ocean. In the ocean, I ran
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 1: into him. That's cool. I was like, hey, what are
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 1: you doing? Man?
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 2: He's great. I think he's a very nice guy.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 1: Very nice guy, too easy guy to talk to, like
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 1: regular person. You know, there's certain actors I feel like
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 1: we have to get through this little wall of are
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 1: you cool? Yeah, yeah, is this okay to talk to you?
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 1: Or yeah, be mean to me like this?
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like a thing. And they think they
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 1: get weird around comics too, because they didn't want to
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 1: wind up in your act.
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 2: I got so lucky doing that movie over the summer
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 2: in that I had like the best actors, like as
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 2: far as like just fun awesome people. I mean like
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 2: and you know before you work with no and that's
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 2: and and you know what was funny is that their
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 2: regular act like they go from like set to set
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 2: to set right And they kept telling me, they were like,
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 2: you know, this is like really special what's happening here?
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 2: And I'd be like, what do you mean. They're like,
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 2: this is awesome. Everyone's having the best time every day.
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 2: Everyone's hanging out, We're all going to dinner together, We're
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 2: hanging out on weekends. Everyone likes each other. It was
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 2: like the best experience.
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 1: I think actors sometimes are so competitive with each other.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't know none of that. People were just
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 2: and when when you do have a cool vibe like
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 2: we had, everyone's just trying to make every scene better,
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 2: you know, and like you want the guy to be
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 2: like I want him to be super funny in this
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 2: because it's going to be funny in the movie.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like stereotypes get created because of the worst
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 1: people in whatever category you're talking about. And if you're
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 1: talking about actors, it's not all of them. Some of
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 1: them are really cool. Yeah, of course, like Chris Pratt.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 1: I've hung out with that guy a bunch of times.
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 1: He's really cool, easy to hang out with, giant movie star,
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 1: but like so normal. I went elk hunting with that guy. Really, Yes,
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 1: super cool guy to everybody, like easy to talk to.
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 1: Were eating dinner together, all hanging out with guys. Fucking
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 1: so normal. It's rare, just happens to be a famous actor.
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 1: So normal. But there's guys like that that you meet
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 1: him and you go, oh, okay, like Whatody Harrelson, the
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 1: fucking nicest guy, man, so easy to hang you can't
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 1: get a hold of him. He's got no phone, he's
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 1: got no email.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 2: You had and I'm just a huge fan. But I
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 2: saw a Clipper, you had a Billy Bob Thornton.
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's the best dude.
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 2: I can watch that guy do fucking anything.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 1: The best to talk to too, like so easy to
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 1: talk to.
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 2: And the other one I think you had him on too.
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 2: But I always see this guy in interviews and it's
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 2: always like I end up sharing it with everybody is
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 2: Ethan Hawk.
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 1: Ethan Hawk's great.
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, his his his wisdom and like his philosophy
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 2: on art and on life. I'm like, this guy's like
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 2: a messiah. He's just like so fascinating to listen to.
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 1: Well, he's a real artist, yeah, really and loves like.
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 1: I asked him this question because I've always wanted to know,
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 1: like is this the same thing as like being in
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 1: the zone and other things like what happens when you're
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 1: doing a scene or why is it so believable? I
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 1: know you're Ethan Hawk, I know that's Denzel Washington. I
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 1: know that you guys are acting. But yet I'm in, Yeah,
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 1: I'm in, Like what is that? Yeah, he talked about that.
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 1: That is it is like what it is with stand up.
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 1: It's like a hypnosis. It's like they're hypnotized. They're so
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 1: locked in and they believe so much what they're saying
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 1: that you believe it too, right.
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: It's it's truth. It's that the scene reads as true.
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 2: They're not making you know, there's there's there's times when
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 2: you're watching something and you're like, I don't buy that,
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 2: and that's why you step out, step out because you're like,
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 2: that's not it's performative.
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you realize that someone is performing rather than
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 1: being like really locked into it whatever it is.
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 2: Somebody said one time, and I totally agree. It's like
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 2: one of the reasons why we revere Denzel so much
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 2: is like every time he's on screen, you believe every
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 2: choice that he makes. Yes, you know, you're just like,
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 2: I believe this.
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's only a few people like that, you know.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 1: Claire Danes is definitely one of them. She's fantastic, so
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 1: good dude. I mean, I don't want to give away
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 1: any parts of it, but there's just one part where
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 1: she finds something out. Yeah, their fucking whole face starts shaking. Yeah.
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, how are you even doing that? Yeah,
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 1: it's she starts breathing heavy. Nothing freaks me out more
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 1: than someone that finds out something crazy and doesn't have
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 1: like a physical reaction to it, because anybody that's ever
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 1: had anything crazy happened to him, your heart starts racing. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 1: you can't breathe. And some people just don't nail that.
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 1: But she she nailed it so hard. I felt like
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 1: she really believed it. Yeah, you know, and I believe.
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, Yeah, you start freaking out too.
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 1: That scene was so good that as I was watching,
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, Damn, she's good. Yeah, that's what I
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 1: was thinking during the scene. I was like, Damn, she's good.
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 2: I have to call me when you finish this. I
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 2: will it's it's it's so good.
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 1: She ruled in Homeland too. She was great in that too.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's really a tremendous actress.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see the conversation she had. She had
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 1: a conversation with fucking what's his name, the vaccine dancer
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 1: guy Colbert, and uh, like she was talking about the
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 1: CIA being involved in all different things and see if
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 1: you can find it because he like changes the subject
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 1: like immediately. Really yeah, because she's like saying wild shit
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 1: about the CIA, well, the CIA being involved in I
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 1: forget exactly the context of what you were saying. Something
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 1: here it is.
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 4: It's my camp for us producers and writers and really yeah,
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 4: like yeah, so we park ourselves in a club in
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 4: Georgetown and talk to like real spooks and you know,
• 2:18:24
  Speaker 4: people in the intelligence community and the State Department and
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 4: journalists and people who really.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 2: What do they tell you that, Like, what's the most
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 2: surprising thing that they've told you?
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 1: About their jobs or something you would need to know.
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 8: Well, every year it's different, Right, We've been at it
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 8: for a while and the climate has been has changed.
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 8: But this year it was all about, you know, the
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 8: distrust between the administration and the intelligence world, and the
• 2:18:47
  Speaker 8: intelligence community was suddenly kind of allying itself with journalists,
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 8: which usually start shooting this.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 1: How long you start doing this, like the intelligent community
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 1: aligns itself with journalists to try to get rid of
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 1: the president.
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 2: I have I had one time. This is not the
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 2: same thing, but I had a I know somebody who
• 2:19:09
  Speaker 2: was very high up i'll just say in the intelligence
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 2: community and is older now, and I have a relationship
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 2: with them, and I was talking sometimes we would talk
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 2: through it was through you know, my parents that knew
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 2: these people, and I was I would love to talk
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 2: to this person because they were so not just well informed, intelligent,
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 2: like fun to have a conversation with. And I was
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 2: on the phone with them and as I asked a question,
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 2: they go, not on the phone. And I and I
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 2: kind of was like repeating myself, I go not on
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 2: the phone. I was like, oh, like it just it
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 2: was one of those moments where I felt I was like,
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 2: oh okay. I was like, yeah, I'll see you later.
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 2: I got so scared, like I felt like I violated.
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sure every phone call they make is being recorded. Yeah. Yeah,
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 1: especially if you have inside information about something very important.
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to stay secret about it. Yeah, and you
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 1: start lamin hanging out in Scottsdale doing blow Yeah, talking
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 1: about doing in Syria. Oh yeah, yeah, you wind up
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 1: getting whacked by some crazy person that kills himself car accident.
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 1: Something happens. Yeah. You know about this MIT fusion guy
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 1: that got assassinated. Supposedly the same guy who assassinated the
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 1: MIT fusion guy also went to Brown University and shot
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 1: people at Brown and then killed himself. Really yeah, And
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 1: a lot of people are like, what this guy was
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 1: working on groundbreaking energy. He was working on fusion at MIT.
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 1: And he was also talking about the poles, the Earth
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 1: poles shifting and that this is a natural process that
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 1: happens that we have to do to keep our magnetosphere
• 2:20:47
  Speaker 1: that protects us from the fucking rays of space.
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 2: What is our world, dude?
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 1: What is happening? There's a lot of cute people that
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 1: you get killed because they are inventing things that are
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 1: going to disrupt industries. That's what I believe.
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 2: And this is why we scroll take six hours on TikTok.
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 2: It's just like I don't want to fucking.
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to know, You don't certain things
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 1: you don't want to know. And Kurt Metzger texts me
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 1: all of them, really, text me all of them everything
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 1: that I don't want to know. It shows up. I'm like,
• 2:21:11
  Speaker 1: fuck or Dylan, Tim Dillon text me a lot. And
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 1: I texted to them too if I find something out,
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 1: because there's just so much nutty shit in the world
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 1: where you're like, what is going on? Like people getting
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 1: whacked and oh yeah, it can overwhelm you.
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 2: It can overwhelm you.
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And I know so many people that are
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 1: like legitimately mentally ill because they dwell on that stuff
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 1: all day long. This is why we need the escape. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 1: you need something. And you also should limit your amount
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 1: of time that you're exposed to all that psychotic behavior
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 1: because it starts shaping the way you view people. And
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 1: if you if you interact with people more on social
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 1: media than you do in real life, it can really
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 1: fuck your head up.
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 2: So many people do that a lot of people.
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 1: A lot of people do that, yeah, especially, and that
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 1: was one of the real problems during COVID too, So
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 1: people were isolated and that was the only way they
• 2:22:04
  Speaker 1: were interacting with each other.
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 2: The fucked up thing is you realize how much those
• 2:22:07
  Speaker 2: people end up like losing that connection with other like
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 2: real people. They think that this is yeah, they think
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 2: this is Realize is the real world? Yeah, yeah, they
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 2: live in the comment section.
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's just it's such a like it's like
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 1: eating food that has no nutrients in it and your
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 1: body is just freaking out, Like, where the fuck are
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 1: the vitamins. Yeah, there's no vitamins in it. It's just nonsense.
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 1: And it's also like what percentage of it is even
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 1: real people. It's not one hundred. There's a bunch of it.
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 1: It's just like bad actors from other countries and people
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 1: with fucking flags and their bios and who knows what
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 1: is going on, and it's all just to try to
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 1: shape narratives. We're involved in it. Russia's involved, China's involved,
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 1: corporations are involved. There's like entire companies that are based
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 1: around crowd campaigns, organizing attacks on individuals organizing narrative control
• 2:23:05
  Speaker 1: or organizing pushing a certain narrative. Entire businesses are built
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 1: on that, where they try to shape things and make
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 1: things go viral. Yeah, it's nuts. There's oh my god,
• 2:23:17
  Speaker 1: there's so much complete new part of our society that
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 1: didn't exist before, and it shapes the way we view
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 1: the world. And it's being purposely manipulated by people, and
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 1: it's legal because safeguards haven't put into place.
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 2: And also the amount of times that like people are
• 2:23:32
  Speaker 2: talking to bots mm hm and like losing themselves I
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 2: don't know, like a scam. I mean like fucking interacting
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 2: just like with your interacting with a computer right now.
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 1: Uh huh Yeah. All the time, I started getting these
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 1: weird WhatsApp group texts of investors people investing in things
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 1: and how much money they're making. This is incredible, sign
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 1: me up, And like like all these random fake people
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 1: will be in the little oh really group chat talking
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 1: about how oh I can't wait to get involved in this.
• 2:23:59
  Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna go all in on this, and
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 1: then trying to get you to go.
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 2: I want to go on too. I should give you
• 2:24:07
  Speaker 2: my b I'll a bigger position.
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 1: I wire some money to you, fuck man, and so
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 1: many dumbasses get sucked into things like that.
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 2: The best though, is when it happens to like somebody
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 2: will be like I sent eighty grand of Brad Pitt
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 2: and you're like, what, Like Brad Pitt was like messaging
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 2: me and it's just like some sixty year old lady
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 2: and she was like it was it just felt so real,
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 2: and it's like it's it's like a deep fake. He's like, Hi, Amanda,
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 2: how is how are you today?
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 1: My love?
• 2:24:40
  Speaker 2: If you could just send me thirty thousand dollars to
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 2: get out of this and then she's like and I
• 2:24:44
  Speaker 2: did it. I feel like an idiot And you're like, yeah,
• 2:24:47
  Speaker 2: you fucking thought Brad Pitt needed thirty grand.
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. If you've got a scam, like
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 1: there's certain scams we allow, right, yeah, Like here's one televangelists.
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 1: We allow that scam because if you're so dumb that
• 2:24:58
  Speaker 1: you think Robert Tilden is got a red line, direct
• 2:25:02
  Speaker 1: line to Jesus, you know, you ride a chick to
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 1: me's going to win?
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 2: He bought like a G four.
• 2:25:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they all do, they all do. This is
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 1: the one crazy guy that was pointing at the reporter
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 1: with the devil. That's the one.
• 2:25:15
  Speaker 2: No, that's not Robert Tilden, but that's the guy. But yeah,
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 2: he bought that guy because she was asking about that.
• 2:25:20
  Speaker 1: Gave me such a deal. Yeah, well he's just like
• 2:25:23
  Speaker 1: I had to take this plane. Oh my god, that
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 1: guy looks crazy, crazy out. Yeah, he looks scary. But
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 1: that scam we allow, you know, we allow certain scams,
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 1: like if you're so dumb that you buy into that,
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 1: like that's not even illegal.
• 2:25:37
  Speaker 2: I do feel so so bad though, when it happens
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 2: to the elderly, I feel so.
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 1: Terrible for them. It's terrible. That guy, this guy, yeah,
• 2:25:46
  Speaker 1: this guy, what is dirty fingers? Imagine that dirty finger
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 1: in your asshole plane? Dirty plane. Wealthy televangelist defends using
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 1: private aircraft and viral exchange. Yeah yeah, media gave me.
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 1: See do all of his work. You gotta do all
• 2:26:02
  Speaker 1: that work. Preacher who wants fifty four million dollars jet
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 1: will donate old jets? What good guy? What a sweet guy?
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 1: Whis that guy? Jesse duplantis like those guys we allow that,
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 1: We allow that kind of.
• 2:26:16
  Speaker 2: Which is crazy. They should be in prison. They're fucking scumbags.
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're getting people to voluntarily yeah, money, which
• 2:26:24
  Speaker 1: is weird.
• 2:26:25
  Speaker 2: Then there was the guy, the one I.
• 2:26:27
  Speaker 1: Asked his congregation for sixty five million to buy a jet.
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 2: There's do you remember the one that was like lock
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 2: the doors and that was a whole scandal. He's like,
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 2: shut the doors, lock the doors? Oh for what for donations?
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 2: He's like, we are not all that's right, Yeah, that's right.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 2: We're not leaving until you shut the doors.
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Who is that guy? Pastor locks church door demands
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 1: forty thousand dollars. Yeah, there's one hundred. There's a thousand
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 1: of you close them doors, ushers close the doors. That
• 2:26:57
  Speaker 1: is so cool. That's crazy, you lock the doors. Well,
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 1: there was the thing during the what is it Katrina
• 2:27:11
  Speaker 1: or what was it? Down into Houston, So one of
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 1: the floods with that dude, the famous one. Oh yeah,
• 2:27:19
  Speaker 1: the guy that has the big arena. Yeah, what's his name?
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 1: What is his name name? Jamie? You know what I'm
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 2:27:28
  Speaker 2: Big shit eating, grin, black hair.
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 1: Joel Os that guy.
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he wouldn't let the homeless go.
• 2:27:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can't go.
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, Like we need places to put people
• 2:27:39
  Speaker 2: not in here. Yeah, it's gonna be gross.
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 1: People have lost their homes. No, no, no, no, you can't
• 2:27:43
  Speaker 1: shot on my floor. No, get out of here. The
• 2:27:47
  Speaker 1: power of Christ. I think he did eventually let everybody
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 1: in under pressure events in it. He realized like, oh, yeah,
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 1: I gotta what would Jesus do. Yeah, Jesus would just
• 2:27:57
  Speaker 1: hire more people to clean up.
• 2:27:59
  Speaker 2: Jesus would get the all new global seventy five hundred.
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus would get a new Rolls Rice unreal. Yeah,
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 1: they all do it though, that's funny. They all have
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 1: super expensive suits.
• 2:28:09
  Speaker 2: And tax free right religion.
• 2:28:12
  Speaker 1: That's the nuttiest part. That's the weird part about the
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 1: scam is that you're allowed to be tax free. Fucking hey.
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 1: That is weird. It is weird.
• 2:28:20
  Speaker 2: It's also weird when you think about what happens on
• 2:28:22
  Speaker 2: the corporate level. Mm hmm, that there's these corporations that
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 2: make like hundreds of billions of dollars and they're like, yeah,
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 2: they didn't pay tax on this because they're this corporation, right,
• 2:28:33
  Speaker 2: those are tax loopholes though, yeh funnel it to Ireland
• 2:28:36
  Speaker 2: and then not pay tax on it.
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 1: And you're like, well, supposedly That's what Jeffrey Epstein did
• 2:28:41
  Speaker 1: for people.
• 2:28:42
  Speaker 2: Found those taxes help.
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 1: People with tax loopholes, and you know, they help rich
• 2:28:46
  Speaker 1: people figure out how to save money. I mean money.
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 2: It exists for a reason, right.
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 1: Well, scumbags. Yeah, they've all put it in place, you.
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 2: Know, powers the bego. I got you.
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 1: They just want to make sure that they keep the
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 1: most amount of money possible.
• 2:29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 1: And then there's that thing where like no one should
• 2:29:03
  Speaker 1: be a billionaire. Well okay, hang on, do you like
• 2:29:05
  Speaker 1: having a fucking iPhone? Yeah, somebody had to make that.
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 1: They're working sixteen hours a day. They like, you don't
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 1: want to be Tim Cook. I'm not saying yeah, yeah,
• 2:29:14
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, you don't want to be
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 1: Steve Jobs. Guy died young because of it.
• 2:29:17
  Speaker 2: But I guess the argument that some people make against
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 2: that is not that that guy shouldn't be wealthy. It's
• 2:29:22
  Speaker 2: that when they have this over abundance of wealth and
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 2: that the people that also work there don't have like
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 2: certain health coverage or something. You're like, really like these
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 2: Amazon warehouse guys are like fucking dying in the warehouse.
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 1: Are they? Well?
• 2:29:36
  Speaker 2: I mean they talk about these work conditions that are
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 2: sometimes deplorable, right, and then you have the people at
• 2:29:42
  Speaker 2: the top with like hundreds of billions of dollars, like
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 2: you can't trickle any of that down to like some
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 2: of your workers. That always seems like a legit complaint
• 2:29:51
  Speaker 2: from people to me, Oh for sure.
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean listen, if they didn't work, you would
• 2:29:56
  Speaker 1: have nothing exactly. That's what's weird.
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 2: This guy's doing. Like he's making like fifteen dollars an hour,
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 2: but if.
• 2:30:01
  Speaker 1: He didn't start the company, they wouldn't have a job. True,
• 2:30:03
  Speaker 1: But you know, at a certain point in time, just
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 1: like spread.
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 2: It around around a little bit. Yeah, spread around seems like.
• 2:30:10
  Speaker 1: Probably better for everybody. If spread it around, maybe people
• 2:30:13
  Speaker 1: wouldn't hate as much. There's always gonna be people that like,
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 1: you should donate at all. I mean, that's like the
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 1: beautiful utopian.
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 2: There is that one that did it too. Was it
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 2: the Patagonia guy, didn't? I think it's the Patagonia guy
• 2:30:26
  Speaker 2: that became a legit billionaire and donated almost every fucking
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 2: penny of it. I think it's him.
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 1: You know that song I love to change the world.
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 1: I love to change the world, but I don't.
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 2: Know to Is that right, Jamie was it him.
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 1: First?
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 6: Just typed in billionaire that gave donated everything and another
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 6: guy popped up.
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 1: There's probably a bunch of it's one of those.
• 2:30:51
  Speaker 2: It's one of the outdoor you know, apparel people. It's
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 2: an outdoor apparel billionaire who literally I think gave away
• 2:30:59
  Speaker 2: like ninety eight percent of his Yeah. The dude like
• 2:31:02
  Speaker 2: kept like where to.
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 1: Give it to because somebody probably took his money. They're
• 2:31:06
  Speaker 1: probably living on a yacht somewhere. That's the problem.
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 2: I think he gave it to like a lot of
• 2:31:11
  Speaker 2: land preservation type of things, you know, and stuff.
• 2:31:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, things that make sense. Okay, I'm pretty sure smart
• 2:31:16
  Speaker 1: if you're an outdoor company, yeah, and that's what you love.
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 2: But it is like that almost unbelievable, you know what
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 2: I mean level of generosity that a guy won in
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 2: capitalism to that degree and was like he.
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 1: Probably did mushrooms one day. It was like what am
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 1: I doing? What am I doing? I'm living in this
• 2:31:34
  Speaker 1: is a prison. Yeah, I'm made prisoned by all this money. Yeah.
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe Sam Walton was apparently like pretty down to earth too,
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 2: you know, the Walmart guy got started. Yeah, I mean
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 2: he drove his like old pickup truck, even when shit
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 2: was like really, I mean, he died a long time ago.
• 2:31:51
  Speaker 2: His kids don't live like that.
• 2:31:52
  Speaker 1: I would have yelled at him he had an old
• 2:31:54
  Speaker 1: pickup truck. With this old pickup truck, you're balling now, sokker, Yeah,
• 2:32:00
  Speaker 1: get a fucking Cadi loc at.
• 2:32:02
  Speaker 2: Least yeah, his his Uh you know, children and grandchildren
• 2:32:07
  Speaker 2: live a very different life of course.
• 2:32:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're Neippo babies. Yeah. Yeah, that's not good.
• 2:32:13
  Speaker 1: That's a tough way to live. Yes. When Forbes named
• 2:32:16
  Speaker 1: Sam Walton America's richest man October twenty eighth, nineteen eighty five,
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 1: people were shocked to discovery lived a humble life in Bentonville, Arkansas,
• 2:32:24
  Speaker 1: with a muddy bird dog running around the yard. He
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 1: was America's richest man in nineteen eighty five. They're also
• 2:32:30
  Speaker 1: surprised choice of vehicles nineteen seventy nine Ford f one fifty.
• 2:32:33
  Speaker 1: But as Sam said, why do I drive a pickup truck?
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? All my dogs around
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 1: in a rolls Royce?
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 2: Just but who he was?
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 2: Also it's different, I think when you he made it
• 2:32:45
  Speaker 2: to that level as like the regular guy. Regularly he
• 2:32:49
  Speaker 2: was and he was already like in his forties or something, fifties, Like,
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 2: it was just different for him. He wasn't he wasn't
• 2:32:54
  Speaker 2: handed anything.
• 2:32:55
  Speaker 1: Don't forget who you are. Don't forget who you are, cocksucker.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah he didn't.
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 1: Well some people do. Yeah, that is weird too, right,
• 2:33:02
  Speaker 1: it's weirdeah, weird when people change like radically.
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 2: So radically.
• 2:33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:33:06
  Speaker 2: And but also that level of wealth is like not
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 2: something that most people can even.
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 1: No, you can't comprehend billions. He was the richest man
• 2:33:16
  Speaker 1: in the world. Yeah, he drove a pickup truck with
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 1: a bunch of dogs, Like, what are you doing with
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 1: your money?
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 2: I was watching that that documentary about the murder in Monaco?
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 2: Did you watch that?
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 1: Ow? What's that one?
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 2: That one's was about a guy who was one of
• 2:33:29
  Speaker 2: the two hundred wealthiest people in the world. Saffron I
• 2:33:32
  Speaker 2: think is his last name. He was a banker and
• 2:33:35
  Speaker 2: he lived an ostentatious life, I mean, like out of control,
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 2: humongous villas. He had twenty five security guards around him
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 2: at all times and was like a target. And he
• 2:33:48
  Speaker 2: was murdered in his penthouse in Monaco.
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 1: What was he doing that? Everybody wanted him dead.
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 2: He just had a lot of well, one of the
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 2: things is that he invested or was like one of
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 2: the people that got this Russian I don't know if
• 2:34:01
  Speaker 2: it was like Russian crypto, some type of currency or
• 2:34:05
  Speaker 2: stock market in Russia that collapsed when the when Russia
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 2: devalued their their currency by like seventy five percent all
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 2: of a sudden one year, so billions of dollars disappeared
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 2: from people, and so that he became like a target
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 2: of the Russians. But he also had connections to a
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 2: lot of governments. You're when you're a high level banker
• 2:34:24
  Speaker 2: with banks everywhere you're you know, you're deeply connected to
• 2:34:28
  Speaker 2: some like not so great people. And so there was
• 2:34:32
  Speaker 2: always like who did it? And then his wife who
• 2:34:38
  Speaker 2: it was? She's I think she was. He was her
• 2:34:41
  Speaker 2: fourth husband also had two other husbands die. One of
• 2:34:46
  Speaker 2: them was like the richest guy in Brazil.
• 2:34:49
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 2:34:49
  Speaker 1: He died.
• 2:34:52
  Speaker 2: And then people suspected that this guy, Saffron's nurse may
• 2:34:57
  Speaker 2: have killed him. And there was this with the documentary
• 2:35:00
  Speaker 2: he was about and they interviewed him and like the
• 2:35:03
  Speaker 2: documentary supposed to like when the documentary ill nurse male
• 2:35:06
  Speaker 2: nurse who and he was convicted. He was convicted and
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 2: he served like ten years. And then he's in the
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 2: documentary doing the interview right like, they keep interviewing him
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 2: and other people, and then it's like the documentary ends,
• 2:35:21
  Speaker 2: and then the documentary filmmaker is like, this was where
• 2:35:26
  Speaker 2: the documentary was supposed to end. But this guy who
• 2:35:30
  Speaker 2: we just did this documentary about this male nurse, as
• 2:35:34
  Speaker 2: we were in post production on this, got arrested for
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 2: he did like some forged check shit I think maybe
• 2:35:42
  Speaker 2: in Arizona and got locked up and his cellmate was like, yeah,
• 2:35:47
  Speaker 2: he tried to hire me to kill his ex wife.
• 2:35:49
  Speaker 2: So then he got put on trial for soliciting to
• 2:35:53
  Speaker 2: murder his ex wife. And then they go and interview
• 2:35:55
  Speaker 2: him again. He was like, nah, so all bullshit, man,
• 2:35:57
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you this fucking like. He's like, it's a
• 2:36:00
  Speaker 2: it's very strange, and it's it's like it's one of
• 2:36:03
  Speaker 2: those things where you're like, you don't think it's the guy,
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 2: and then you do think it's the guy. I think
• 2:36:08
  Speaker 2: it's called murdering Monaco.
• 2:36:11
  Speaker 1: Monico is a crazy place. Have you been there.
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 2: I've never been to Monica.
• 2:36:14
  Speaker 1: I've been it's really wild though. Weird. Yeah, there's so
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 1: much money there everywhere you look, as Rolls Royce or Ferrari.
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 1: What is going on here?
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 2: The highest like amount of millionaires and billionaires in the
• 2:36:28
  Speaker 2: geographic like square mile or whatever because it's so small.
• 2:36:31
  Speaker 1: Actually, but if you have residency there, I believe there's
• 2:36:34
  Speaker 1: like crazy.
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 2: Tax you don't pay taxes. You don't pay taxes. And
• 2:36:38
  Speaker 2: guess what when when the husband died, the wife got
• 2:36:42
  Speaker 2: her mona Monaco citizenship like that week and then inherited
• 2:36:48
  Speaker 2: the money, didn't pay tax.
• 2:36:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how hard is it to get a Monico citizenship?
• 2:36:54
  Speaker 2: I bet it's somewhat challenging, really, I think. So, I
• 2:36:57
  Speaker 2: don't know, don't right, people I would assume, I mean,
• 2:37:01
  Speaker 2: I know, like for instance, you know where it's like
• 2:37:02
  Speaker 2: impossible and there's great benefits to it is UAE. They
• 2:37:06
  Speaker 2: don't give that shit to anybody. Oh really, Yeah, you
• 2:37:08
  Speaker 2: got to be from.
• 2:37:09
  Speaker 1: There, and that's the same kind of benefits, right.
• 2:37:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, massive massive benefits of being a There's even a
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 2: thing if you're a UAE citizen, Like if we have
• 2:37:18
  Speaker 2: the same job and you're a non citizen and I
• 2:37:22
  Speaker 2: am a citizen, I get double your salary. Wow, just
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 2: from being from UAE things like that.
• 2:37:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:37:28
  Speaker 2: Government will also pay for your housing, give you a car,
• 2:37:31
  Speaker 2: pay for your education. Yeah, but they have a small
• 2:37:35
  Speaker 2: one of the reasons they have extreme wealth. But they
• 2:37:37
  Speaker 2: also don't have a high population of native citizens, right,
• 2:37:41
  Speaker 2: so they're able to do things like that.
• 2:37:43
  Speaker 1: Also, and they have insane oil.
• 2:37:45
  Speaker 2: Money, insane, especially Nada.
• 2:37:48
  Speaker 1: Well that's when people talk about like the richest man
• 2:37:50
  Speaker 1: of the world. Yeah, like okay, publicly, Yeah, but those
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 1: guys don't have to tell you how much money they have.
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 2: There's also a big difference between being extremely wealthy holding
• 2:38:00
  Speaker 2: stock and extremely wealthy holding cash. Yeah, that's a real
• 2:38:04
  Speaker 2: big difference.
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Well that's why it's wild what these guys
• 2:38:07
  Speaker 1: are doing with like the Saudi Arabians are doing with
• 2:38:09
  Speaker 1: boxing mm hm, because they're just going, what fight, What
• 2:38:11
  Speaker 1: do you guys want to say? Yeah, okay, let me
• 2:38:14
  Speaker 1: call that guy. Yeah, we'll give you a hundred million
• 2:38:16
  Speaker 1: dollars like what.
• 2:38:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then they're like that ain't shit, that's fine. Yeah,
• 2:38:20
  Speaker 2: that Saudi Entertainment Fund is just the government's fund.
• 2:38:24
  Speaker 1: What was it like doing that Riodd festival?
• 2:38:25
  Speaker 2: Fantastic? Yeah, it was fantastic. I mean, the the people
• 2:38:30
  Speaker 2: there were amazing. Like you know, there's always like you
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 2: look at things on the news and you you have
• 2:38:35
  Speaker 2: your preconceived notion of like what things are right, But
• 2:38:39
  Speaker 2: when you're on the ground somewhere and you're with people,
• 2:38:41
  Speaker 2: you know, I was just meeting wonderful people. We went
• 2:38:44
  Speaker 2: to the they have the comedy club there. We went
• 2:38:46
  Speaker 2: to the club, like not what we were brought there
• 2:38:49
  Speaker 2: to do, Like they have like comedy pod I think
• 2:38:51
  Speaker 2: it's called, and it was just like I mean, it
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 2: was just Saudi com like local people, and the crowd
• 2:38:57
  Speaker 2: was just citizens just like and they were all just
• 2:39:00
  Speaker 2: so warm and welcoming, and they were such huge admirers
• 2:39:04
  Speaker 2: of ours, of like American comedy and American podcasts, and
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 2: they were just super sweet, Like they were so genuine
• 2:39:11
  Speaker 2: and what is.
• 2:39:11
  Speaker 1: The restrictions in terms of like language and subject matter.
• 2:39:16
  Speaker 2: So everybody was highly highly highly well versed in not
• 2:39:21
  Speaker 2: just English but like American pop culture. So everything we
• 2:39:24
  Speaker 2: talked about they got everything, you know, they got everything.
• 2:39:28
  Speaker 2: I mean I went when the night before I went
• 2:39:30
  Speaker 2: to see Jimmy Carr and Louis perform, and like I was,
• 2:39:34
  Speaker 2: I was like holy shit, they get like even like
• 2:39:36
  Speaker 2: the little throwaway lines, you know, like the things that
• 2:39:39
  Speaker 2: aren't even like the bit like the little jokes. The
• 2:39:42
  Speaker 2: only restriction that we that we had was about Islam
• 2:39:46
  Speaker 2: and the Royals. That was it, which wasn't really a
• 2:39:50
  Speaker 2: hard thing for most people to adhere to because like
• 2:39:52
  Speaker 2: you know, like me and those guys, like we didn't
• 2:39:54
  Speaker 2: have Islam or royal jokes. We weren't cutting anything from
• 2:39:59
  Speaker 2: our acts, right, So I was like, yeah, by the way,
• 2:40:01
  Speaker 2: when we did UAE, you know, like Dubai and Abu Dhabi,
• 2:40:06
  Speaker 2: they were like, do not talk about same same thing,
• 2:40:09
  Speaker 2: don't talk about our royals, don't talk about Islam, don't
• 2:40:13
  Speaker 2: be like super graphic about But then we did do
• 2:40:16
  Speaker 2: graphic stuff and they're like, yeah.
• 2:40:18
  Speaker 1: That's fine.
• 2:40:18
  Speaker 2: They're like, just take it easy on the on the
• 2:40:21
  Speaker 2: royals and on Islam. But I was like, yes, that's
• 2:40:23
  Speaker 2: not a challenge for me. But the country, like as
• 2:40:28
  Speaker 2: far as like the people that we met, they were
• 2:40:30
  Speaker 2: all fantastic. They were really sweet people.
• 2:40:33
  Speaker 1: It's just people have a weirdness of like you're going
• 2:40:36
  Speaker 1: over there because it's the Saudi royal family has the money, right.
• 2:40:41
  Speaker 2: The Saudi family is the family that funds the entertainment fund.
• 2:40:46
  Speaker 2: Then people were like, they would accuse me of what
• 2:40:48
  Speaker 2: about ism for saying that that's the same fund that
• 2:40:51
  Speaker 2: paid for Ed Sheeran to come and Beyonce to come
• 2:40:55
  Speaker 2: to do their shows, and like that's what I'm like,
• 2:40:57
  Speaker 2: how that's just facts, Like, it's not what about ism,
• 2:40:59
  Speaker 2: it's that's the money that funds entertainment. And then some
• 2:41:04
  Speaker 2: people will go, well, you should do it if the
• 2:41:08
  Speaker 2: money came from like, let's say a promoter. But you're like, yeah,
• 2:41:11
  Speaker 2: but that doesn't exist yet, do you know what I mean?
• 2:41:13
  Speaker 2: Like this is this is the system that's in place
• 2:41:16
  Speaker 2: now maybe in like.
• 2:41:17
  Speaker 1: So who accused you of? What about?
• 2:41:18
  Speaker 3: Is?
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 2: Just people would were so vocally upset that this that
• 2:41:23
  Speaker 2: we went yeah, And I was like, I mean, first
• 2:41:26
  Speaker 2: of all, the way that I went was that I
• 2:41:28
  Speaker 2: was doing Dubai. I was like, I was booked to
• 2:41:32
  Speaker 2: do Dubai, which is in UAE. It was already announced,
• 2:41:35
  Speaker 2: and then three months later I got a call and
• 2:41:39
  Speaker 2: they're like, hey, do you want to do Riot It's
• 2:41:40
  Speaker 2: like a ninety minute flight. I'm like, I'm in the
• 2:41:42
  Speaker 2: fucking Middle East. Yeah, I'll add a show you know,
• 2:41:45
  Speaker 2: like I'm.
• 2:41:46
  Speaker 1: There, it's like route did you know as a festival?
• 2:41:48
  Speaker 2: I knew it was a festival, and then they told
• 2:41:49
  Speaker 2: me the lineup, and the lineup was bananas. It was
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 2: like Kevin Hart, Bill BYRD, Dave Chappelle. I was like, oh,
• 2:41:55
  Speaker 2: that sounds like a great lineup. I didn't think really
• 2:41:58
  Speaker 2: like that I was doing something that would I had
• 2:42:02
  Speaker 2: no idea. I had no idea, and then.
• 2:42:03
  Speaker 1: We didn't think it would be something that people would
• 2:42:05
  Speaker 1: get offended by. I mean when the people that were
• 2:42:07
  Speaker 1: most offended with the comics that weren't invited, Yeah, I know.
• 2:42:11
  Speaker 2: There was a lot of them that was a lot
• 2:42:13
  Speaker 2: of them were super vocal, and I'm like, you can't
• 2:42:14
  Speaker 2: sell a ticket in Houston. I don't know why you're
• 2:42:16
  Speaker 2: upset about riot, Like, no one's going to see you anyway.
• 2:42:19
  Speaker 2: It was a bunch of like fifty year old feature
• 2:42:21
  Speaker 2: acts that were upset and then we went over there
• 2:42:25
  Speaker 2: had a great time, and I actually think that like
• 2:42:28
  Speaker 2: one of the things that was overlooked is the fact
• 2:42:31
  Speaker 2: that we were all saying, They're like, oh, you you
• 2:42:33
  Speaker 2: had to do it here. I was like, dude, I
• 2:42:35
  Speaker 2: told you the two restrictions, which we had didn't affect
• 2:42:39
  Speaker 2: my act, And I do think it's a sign of
• 2:42:42
  Speaker 2: their progress that they put on this festival and that
• 2:42:46
  Speaker 2: we were saying all kinds of wild shit, like the
• 2:42:48
  Speaker 2: shit that we say on stage without talk. We didn't
• 2:42:51
  Speaker 2: talk about Islam. I mean, that wasn't a crazy thing
• 2:42:55
  Speaker 2: to me, Like, I think that that's showing because what's
• 2:42:57
  Speaker 2: happening actually there is that right now. The entertainment hub
• 2:43:02
  Speaker 2: of the Middle East is Dubai. That is the entertainment
• 2:43:05
  Speaker 2: hub of the Middle East. That's where people go, that's
• 2:43:09
  Speaker 2: their vegas, big shows, spectacles, all types of shit. Saudi
• 2:43:14
  Speaker 2: Arabia is like, no, we want to be the hub,
• 2:43:19
  Speaker 2: and they have super deep pockets and so they're trying
• 2:43:23
  Speaker 2: to be to compete with Dubai in entertainment. That's what
• 2:43:27
  Speaker 2: like the fuel of this is. And putting on this
• 2:43:30
  Speaker 2: festival to me felt like that's a path towards their
• 2:43:36
  Speaker 2: goal of like entertainment can be here, and they put
• 2:43:39
  Speaker 2: on a great festival, treated us fantastic. You know, people
• 2:43:44
  Speaker 2: get I don't mind if people are like you can
• 2:43:46
  Speaker 2: be mad, be mad about whatever you want. I don't care.
• 2:43:48
  Speaker 2: But as an experience, it was an amazing experience, and
• 2:43:51
  Speaker 2: I do think that they'll continue to put on these festivals.
• 2:43:54
  Speaker 2: It'll be very interesting to watch as this festival continues,
• 2:43:58
  Speaker 2: who goes, who gets invited and goes who was against
• 2:44:01
  Speaker 2: it at the beginning, because you know, it's going to
• 2:44:04
  Speaker 2: be a few people, and I have some screenshots that
• 2:44:06
  Speaker 2: I've said, so we'll see who.
• 2:44:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe. Perhaps it's interesting. It's interesting that comics are held
• 2:44:12
  Speaker 1: to a higher standard than singers or other people that
• 2:44:15
  Speaker 1: perform over there. Yeah. I mean it is weird though,
• 2:44:18
  Speaker 1: you know, because it's like comedy uniquely challenges the idea
• 2:44:22
  Speaker 1: of free speech.
• 2:44:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah yeah, but I mean.
• 2:44:26
  Speaker 1: Because it's not like if someone says, don't sing any
• 2:44:28
  Speaker 1: songs but it Islam, You're like, well, I don't have
• 2:44:30
  Speaker 1: any songs, but I have.
• 2:44:31
  Speaker 2: To say that also, like some of these comics who
• 2:44:33
  Speaker 2: are saying this, like oh, you know, you don't have
• 2:44:35
  Speaker 2: free speech and you adhere to these restrictions. It's like,
• 2:44:37
  Speaker 2: have you ever done a private have you ever done
• 2:44:39
  Speaker 2: a university?
• 2:44:40
  Speaker 8: I have?
• 2:44:41
  Speaker 2: They had restrictions. Yeah, you know, they were like don't
• 2:44:43
  Speaker 2: talk about our mascot, don't talk about this, don't talk
• 2:44:46
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 2:44:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, specifically, if you don't have that in your act already,
• 2:44:49
  Speaker 1: then the question is should you be working for those
• 2:44:51
  Speaker 1: people because of what happened with Jamal Kashogis that's everyone's
• 2:44:55
  Speaker 1: big argument. I think Dave had the best line about that. Yeah,
• 2:44:58
  Speaker 1: it's like Israel killed two forty journalists last month. Yeah,
• 2:45:02
  Speaker 1: you know, like, what are you talking about? I mean,
• 2:45:04
  Speaker 1: it's the last three months.
• 2:45:05
  Speaker 2: It's a fair point.
• 2:45:06
  Speaker 1: It is a fair point. Yeah, it's it's just different, right,
• 2:45:10
  Speaker 1: Like one guy was sought up in an embassy. Yeah,
• 2:45:14
  Speaker 1: in the Wayne suitcases.
• 2:45:15
  Speaker 2: Not good, it's an awful it's horrific what happened. But
• 2:45:19
  Speaker 2: also I mean, if you want to like go down
• 2:45:21
  Speaker 2: that that line of that that art.
• 2:45:23
  Speaker 1: And you shouldn't be working in America either.
• 2:45:25
  Speaker 2: I mean that's that's like are we saying that only
• 2:45:28
  Speaker 2: they're awful?
• 2:45:29
  Speaker 1: Thing? Is well against their funding it, right, as opposed
• 2:45:33
  Speaker 1: to like if you work in America, it's not the
• 2:45:36
  Speaker 1: CIA doesn't fund a comedy show. Sure, sure, you know
• 2:45:38
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 2:45:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I mean there's yeah, there's a lot of
• 2:45:42
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of ways to look at it, and
• 2:45:43
  Speaker 2: if it if it really upsets you, my position is good.
• 2:45:47
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 2:45:48
  Speaker 1: The other thing, yeah, let it upset you. The other
• 2:45:50
  Speaker 1: thing that like, culturally, it is a good thing to
• 2:45:53
  Speaker 1: bring great comics over to Saudi Arabia. I think so
• 2:45:56
  Speaker 1: good for people to here with these Jimmy Carr and
• 2:45:59
  Speaker 1: you and Louis and Bill and all these comics have
• 2:46:03
  Speaker 1: to say. And Dave, it's a good thing for the culture.
• 2:46:06
  Speaker 1: Like it's a good thing for human it's a good
• 2:46:07
  Speaker 1: thing to open up society. And it seems like outside
• 2:46:11
  Speaker 1: of this whole Jamal Kushogi thing, which again is indefensible, right, Yeah,
• 2:46:18
  Speaker 1: outside of that, this is a more progressive organization. Like
• 2:46:22
  Speaker 1: they are letting women drive now, They're like, slowly this
• 2:46:26
  Speaker 1: is coming into a more moderate press.
• 2:46:29
  Speaker 2: It is a sign of progress. Whether people accept that
• 2:46:32
  Speaker 2: or not, it is a sign of progress there.
• 2:46:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't It doesn't help the people there if
• 2:46:37
  Speaker 1: you never interact with them ever again because of something
• 2:46:40
  Speaker 1: their government did exactly.
• 2:46:43
  Speaker 2: And I have to tell you, if you saw the
• 2:46:44
  Speaker 2: faces of these people that we were performing for and
• 2:46:48
  Speaker 2: the I mean when you could sometimes they're like this,
• 2:46:51
  Speaker 2: but like how genuinely thankful and excited they were to
• 2:46:56
  Speaker 2: be at these shows.
• 2:46:57
  Speaker 1: It was awesome. If he was into Saudi Arabia. You
• 2:46:59
  Speaker 1: never would have mad action. You'd see a lineup like
• 2:47:01
  Speaker 1: my god.
• 2:47:01
  Speaker 2: I mean some of the guys they were telling us,
• 2:47:03
  Speaker 2: they were like, dude, like ten years ago, They're like,
• 2:47:05
  Speaker 2: nothing like this could have ever ever happened here. So
• 2:47:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you don't see that as some
• 2:47:09
  Speaker 2: type of progress.
• 2:47:09
  Speaker 1: What's up, Jamie across?
• 2:47:11
  Speaker 6: Something insane? Well, this is on the Justice websites Justice
• 2:47:16
  Speaker 6: dot com, just.
• 2:47:17
  Speaker 1: As Jamie scroll.
• 2:47:19
  Speaker 6: I don't know, No, I just saw a tweet and clicked, like,
• 2:47:22
  Speaker 6: h what is this corner of the screen, says Jay Epstein.
• 2:47:27
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein killing himself?
• 2:47:28
  Speaker 2: What it's the date?
• 2:47:33
  Speaker 1: So what is he doing here? Well?
• 2:47:34
  Speaker 6: No, it's a twelve second video that someone found on
• 2:47:36
  Speaker 6: their website.
• 2:47:37
  Speaker 1: I don't see that again. Put that up? Can you
• 2:47:40
  Speaker 1: pause it and make it larger?
• 2:47:42
  Speaker 2: Mm?
• 2:47:43
  Speaker 1: So is he hanging himself?
• 2:47:44
  Speaker 5: There?
• 2:47:46
  Speaker 6: Looks like he's leave showing on the screen because I
• 2:47:48
  Speaker 6: don't you know, I don't even remember, but I don't
• 2:47:50
  Speaker 6: even know if that's like what is it looks like
• 2:47:52
  Speaker 6: plain white hair.
• 2:47:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was you know, well, he
• 2:47:54
  Speaker 1: definitely had white hair, but like, so the date is
• 2:47:57
  Speaker 1: that is that him with a thing wrapped around his
• 2:48:00
  Speaker 1: neck and he's trying to kill himself. I don't that's so.
• 2:48:04
  Speaker 1: One thing that's important was he had a previous suicide
• 2:48:09
  Speaker 1: attempt supposedly.
• 2:48:11
  Speaker 2: When he was locked up.
• 2:48:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's one of the reasons why he
• 2:48:15
  Speaker 1: was under like twenty four hour supervision. That's the case, right,
• 2:48:18
  Speaker 1: Didn't he have a previous suicide attempt? I don't even know.
• 2:48:21
  Speaker 1: Someone found this. That's crazy.
• 2:48:24
  Speaker 2: That's on the government website.
• 2:48:25
  Speaker 1: But you imagine that they've had this footage the whole time.
• 2:48:29
  Speaker 1: Was that real? Yeah? But you know what I'm saying,
• 2:48:33
  Speaker 1: It's like, who knows what's real. I watched a cruise
• 2:48:36
  Speaker 1: ship hit a bridge and the bridge fell apart and
• 2:48:39
  Speaker 1: everybody died. It's fake.
• 2:48:40
  Speaker 2: It's fake.
• 2:48:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. For like half of a second though, I
• 2:48:43
  Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, Like oh my god, I thought
• 2:48:45
  Speaker 1: it happened today like new tragedy.
• 2:48:47
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, wait, how much better are they
• 2:48:49
  Speaker 2: going to get it that?
• 2:48:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's gonna be impossible to tell. It's so much
• 2:48:52
  Speaker 1: better than it just was. Just a couple of years.
• 2:48:54
  Speaker 6: Ago, someone guessed the URL of the files that were
• 2:48:57
  Speaker 6: uploaded the DOJ's website that were not ant and found
• 2:49:01
  Speaker 6: the video. Holy okay, and then they corrected it to
• 2:49:04
  Speaker 6: this one hundred percent fake.
• 2:49:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, but it's on the website still.
• 2:49:07
  Speaker 2: Which is it's on the Justice Department.
• 2:49:08
  Speaker 6: I guess it means there's fake shit on the website.
• 2:49:10
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, this video is one hundred percent fake. With
• 2:49:12
  Speaker 1: the visual d released by the DOJ, it seems it's
• 2:49:15
  Speaker 1: a collection of files collected by investigators and this fake
• 2:49:18
  Speaker 1: video originated on four Chan.
• 2:49:21
  Speaker 2: Ah even there four.
• 2:49:23
  Speaker 1: Chance strikes again. Yeah, man, there's it's going to be
• 2:49:26
  Speaker 1: impossible to know in the future. There's no way to tell.
• 2:49:29
  Speaker 2: There's no way, there's no way.
• 2:49:32
  Speaker 1: Real fucking weird.
• 2:49:33
  Speaker 2: Because already with the voice stuff is crazy, Like, oh yeah,
• 2:49:36
  Speaker 2: I can listen to something like your voice and I'll
• 2:49:39
  Speaker 2: be like and then find out that it's fake.
• 2:49:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I mean, I can. They can alter it
• 2:49:42
  Speaker 1: to make you excited, make you little sad here.
• 2:49:46
  Speaker 2: And in like your case, in my case, there's just
• 2:49:48
  Speaker 2: thousands of hours of us speaking, so it's even easier.
• 2:49:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and that won't even matter in the future.
• 2:49:54
  Speaker 1: It's like with the newer technology, they'll be able to
• 2:49:56
  Speaker 1: manipulate it. And it's going to get way better. Yeah,
• 2:50:00
  Speaker 1: that's what's I mean? What does that even mean?
• 2:50:02
  Speaker 2: What does it mean?
• 2:50:03
  Speaker 1: Tom's the girl? Tell everybody once again, guys, please some
• 2:50:07
  Speaker 1: comedy special.
• 2:50:08
  Speaker 2: It's called Teacher. It's on Netflix. When does this come out?
• 2:50:12
  Speaker 2: You're so this will be out tomorrow?
• 2:50:15
  Speaker 1: So oh great?
• 2:50:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just christ comes out Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve on Netflix.
• 2:50:21
  Speaker 2: It's called Teacher. I'm very excited about it. I thank
• 2:50:24
  Speaker 2: you so much for watching it over this holiday break.
• 2:50:28
  Speaker 1: I just wore time to release.
• 2:50:30
  Speaker 2: I toured for two years to get ready for this one.
• 2:50:32
  Speaker 2: I'm very happy with it, so I hope you hope
• 2:50:34
  Speaker 2: you enjoy it.
• 2:50:35
  Speaker 1: Well, if it's any of the stuff that I've been watching,
• 2:50:36
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be awesome.
• 2:50:38
  Speaker 2: Thanks brother, thank you so much. Thanks for having I'm excited.
• 2:50:41
  Speaker 1: I'm happy. All right. That's it by everybody. Merry Christmas,
• 2:50:45
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas.