Latest / My First Dungeon / DIE: Episode 4 - "Brothers"
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- 0:18[SPEAKER_10]: They knock on the door, the door swings open and coming out in a resplendent armor, silver and gilded, large sword on their hip shield emblazoned on one of their arms, full metal helm with the visor pulled up.
- 0:36[SPEAKER_10]: You guys see this taller than average, and for sure stockier than average, no-mish man come down, and Enoch, as they turn to regard you, you see the face of your brother staring back at you.
- 0:55[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I think I think let's see what England says is going, oh,
- 1:07[SPEAKER_10]: You see, this guy, Michael looks you guys.
- 1:10[SPEAKER_10]: Go, hey, fellas, travelers, great to have you here.
- 1:14[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, you guys also going to slay this dragon because you should, I mean, if you're not, you should head back now because it's kind of the point of no return.
- 1:22[SPEAKER_10]: This is, you should just leave it to, you know, the, the, the study to heroes, uh, you know, I've slayed a lot of things.
- 1:29[SPEAKER_10]: If you're not experienced with dragons, like I was just to just turn you back now and both his parents kind of go,
- 1:35[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you know, if you haven't slayed dragons, it's harder than you think.
- 1:39[SPEAKER_10]: But our son slayed a lot of dragons.
- 1:42[SPEAKER_10]: He's very, very good at slaying dragons.
- 1:46[SPEAKER_11]: By himself, just like, just him.
- 1:50[SPEAKER_11]: Do you two help or what's the... What do you two do?
- 1:54[SPEAKER_13]: Well, he's good.
- 1:57[SPEAKER_10]: Help with scouting, and we help with repairs to the armor and stuff, we're very good at making great weaponry and armor.
- 2:04[SPEAKER_10]: But most of the work we're here in a support, yeah, we mostly end up here in a kind of support capacity.
- 2:12[SPEAKER_10]: You know, we scout, we help them out with strategy, but also when it comes to doing the heroic deeds, that's our boy right here, isn't that right, ma'am?
- 2:21[SPEAKER_10]: That's right, Pa.
- 2:22[SPEAKER_10]: So you drive your boy to work.
- 2:26[SPEAKER_08]: Well, we are honored to drive our boy to work.
- 2:29[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, his work is it's truly worthwhile work.
- 2:34[SPEAKER_10]: You know, so many parents have to look at their children and they're like, well, what are you doing?
- 2:39[SPEAKER_10]: You're over there.
- 2:40[SPEAKER_10]: I know, fiddle away with some kind of manuscript that you're working in the tavern.
- 2:44[SPEAKER_10]: Our boy is saving the world.
- 2:46[SPEAKER_10]: Happy to help with that.
- 2:48[SPEAKER_13]: Does the rest of the group recognize Inox Brothers face?
- 2:56[SPEAKER_07]: I think you, yeah, I think I would probably, yeah, I think definitely, I know, yeah.
- 3:01[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
- 3:02[SPEAKER_10]: I think the thing you guys are realizing with after seeing Michael's face, the thing that you are just now putting together is that the faces of the two know-mish people are similar to Enoch's parents.
- 3:15[SPEAKER_10]: It's like slightly more distorted, whereas Michael's face is
- 3:25[SPEAKER_13]: Danny is being a little bit of an asshole.
- 3:28[SPEAKER_04]: You'd be your family into nooms.
- 3:30[SPEAKER_13]: Well, that's not the asshole.
- 3:33[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no.
- 3:34[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what's going on with your friend, if you have, like, no, we're proud people and he's testing my pride right now.
- 3:42[SPEAKER_14]: When they said great weapons, I think Viper, like, oh,
- 3:48[SPEAKER_14]: little light went on in her eye and she like drops down.
- 3:52[SPEAKER_14]: I'd like to try this to drop down from the tree um like silently and to try and sneak into the carriage and steal any weapon that's in there and then like while they're distracted and talking.
- 4:07[SPEAKER_10]: Okay I'm going to say go ahead and roll a dexterity check.
- 4:10[SPEAKER_10]: You can add your full dice.
- 4:12[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 4:13[SPEAKER_10]: I am going to put the difficulty at once.
- 4:14[SPEAKER_10]: You've
- 4:17[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, if we kind of see this or something, can we like do a bunch of ask like a lot of follow-up questions to try to distract the Nomes a little bit further to try to give Viper a better shot?
- 4:32[SPEAKER_10]: I'll tell you what, you, Kelly, role a charisma check?
- 4:36[SPEAKER_10]: Oh gosh.
- 4:37[SPEAKER_10]: Difficulty one, and if you succeed, you can give advantage to Viper.
- 4:42[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, so I have to both of these have to be a success.
- 4:44[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
- 4:46[SPEAKER_13]: Nope, they're both three so it's not a no the worst, but it's that great.
- 4:53[SPEAKER_10]: So I'll say you're you're rolling straight But you do get to add your full dice.
- 4:56[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, so I'll roll three dice total.
- 4:59[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, is your text there to do My deck serity is three.
- 5:03[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, so roll three plus your five.
- 5:05[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, cool, but you've got to get two or more successes
- 5:08[SPEAKER_14]: I know that the day strolls are simple.
- 5:10[SPEAKER_14]: I'm just kind of, kind of stupid.
- 5:13[SPEAKER_09]: You're so cool.
- 5:15[SPEAKER_09]: I'm just a fool.
- 5:16[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, I'm not only a fool.
- 5:19[SPEAKER_14]: OK, I got one, four.
- 5:22[SPEAKER_06]: OK.
- 5:24[SPEAKER_14]: three, two's, and I rolled a circle.
- 5:27[SPEAKER_14]: So there's the circle that benefits you.
- 5:31[SPEAKER_14]: So I think the fluke of luck that benefits me, I get to describe this in the new year to modify it, right?
- 5:38[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, absolutely.
- 5:40[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 5:40[SPEAKER_10]: So I'll say at one success you would have failed, rolling the fluke, tell me the fluke of luck that kind of like gets you past this.
- 5:49[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, so the fluke of luck that when I drop to the ground from this tree silently, and there's, but it's not totally silently like I make a noise and all the, the nose turned to look at me, but right then, Jiamal lets out like an old man fart, but like, just like everyone, I'm so attractive.
- 6:14[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 6:15[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 6:15[SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't me.
- 6:18[SPEAKER_14]: And then I sneak in and see what great weapons, what cool, great weapons I can find, and all erase my circles, all erase all about one circle.
- 6:31[SPEAKER_10]: While the rest of you are dealing with truly one of the most vial sense you've ever had to experience.
- 6:37[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- 6:46[SPEAKER_13]: You didn't have to tell us that.
- 6:48[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you didn't have to say that's why it's lingering, horrible.
- 6:55[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I'll say that's a very good fluke.
- 6:59[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not going to, I don't think it's too much.
- 7:00[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not going to alter it.
- 7:02[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
- 7:07[SPEAKER_10]: you get into the carriage like slipping directly behind Michael almost like you look and you could like tap this guy ahead if you wanted to but you fly yourself back into this area.
- 7:21[SPEAKER_10]: You start looking around this carriage is
- 7:25[SPEAKER_10]: Really decked out.
- 7:27[SPEAKER_10]: It is everything is like velvet and red.
- 7:30[SPEAKER_10]: There's a lot of Money and time that has been put into making this place like as homey as possible.
- 7:38[SPEAKER_10]: Like it's actually think like really nice camper RV
- 7:41[SPEAKER_10]: So there's like a couple of beds that they can all sleep on, little like a fire pit with like a chimney that's going out that has some like water boiling on it right now.
- 7:52[SPEAKER_10]: And you see a small table that's been set to the side of like a bunch of like smithing tools and two wooden crates that are currently closed.
- 8:01[SPEAKER_10]: That seem to be sword-sized.
- 8:06[SPEAKER_14]: Are they big enough to can I pick?
- 8:09[SPEAKER_14]: One up, can I pick them both up?
- 8:12[SPEAKER_10]: You could definitely pick both up.
- 8:13[SPEAKER_10]: They are, so imagine like, what would be like a ceremonial case to hold a sword?
- 8:19[SPEAKER_10]: So it's like a hinge box case that's, you know, it's a bit bigger in all dimensions.
- 8:25[SPEAKER_10]: You could definitely carry both, they would be a little unwieldy.
- 8:30[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, I'd like to,
- 8:33[SPEAKER_14]: And are they, are they latched, can I open them?
- 8:36[SPEAKER_14]: Or are they like nailed down together?
- 8:37[SPEAKER_10]: They're, no, they're like, clasp opens.
- 8:40[SPEAKER_10]: You could, you could help them up.
- 8:41[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, cool.
- 8:42[SPEAKER_14]: I'd like to open them, grab both swords and then get out.
- 8:45[SPEAKER_14]: If there are swords in there or something else, I don't know.
- 8:49[SPEAKER_10]: You click them open and inside of each of these boxes, you see to highly decorative swords.
- 8:58[SPEAKER_10]: You look the first one.
- 9:00[SPEAKER_10]: First one is absolutely, or it's got gold and gems and things, go ahead and make an intelligence check for me.
- 9:08[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 9:09[SPEAKER_10]: So I believe you're telling just two, just roll two, D6.
- 9:13[SPEAKER_14]: That's a four and a one.
- 9:15[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, so one success, you know that this sword is a ceremonial sword, like this is not something you like with, but it is bedazzled, it is bejured, this is a, this is a sword to be showing off, not necessarily using the second is much, much, much plain.
- 9:36[SPEAKER_10]: and it has some kind of mechanism on the hilt on the handle, but it essentially looks like a normal steel sword, nothing particularly special about it, but the handle and the basket.
- 9:47[SPEAKER_10]: This is much more like a fencing foil or like a fencing save.
- 9:50[SPEAKER_10]: The basket has this very intricate kind of like latticework around the handle.
- 9:55[SPEAKER_10]: This is much more of a like pairing and stabbing weapon rather than what you saw Michael have, which was a like slashing long sword.
- 10:05[SPEAKER_14]: I'd like to steal the useful sword and get out of the carriage just trying to be unseen again and then like get into the forest.
- 10:19[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say, leave me one more dexterity check.
- 10:23[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 10:24[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say you can use your four nights.
- 10:26[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 10:27[SPEAKER_14]: Let's see.
- 10:28[SPEAKER_14]: I'm really stacking up crosses so like she's gonna go down a bit.
- 10:33[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, amazing.
- 10:34[SPEAKER_14]: I got a six with a cross on it
- 10:38[SPEAKER_14]: two-fourths and a-two.
- 10:41[SPEAKER_00]: So something.
- 10:41[SPEAKER_14]: Oh shit.
- 10:42[SPEAKER_14]: Unfortunately, it happens to you or more likely the people around you and then you race all crosses.
- 10:48[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, my power is the full power is like it's bad things don't happen to me.
- 10:53[SPEAKER_14]: There happened to y'all.
- 10:55[SPEAKER_14]: Good hands apart.
- 10:56[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
- 11:04[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 11:04[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 11:04[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 11:05[SPEAKER_10]: You grab this sword, you make your way into the forest, you like slowly close the door behind you.
- 11:11[SPEAKER_10]: As you make your way, you hide behind it for you climb up.
- 11:14[SPEAKER_10]: You kind of regard this sword playing around if it's like basket-hilled to handle.
- 11:19[SPEAKER_10]: You see this is some kind of mechanism on it, and you're thinking of like,
- 11:22[SPEAKER_10]: what it might be trying to figure out how to activate it or something.
- 11:27[SPEAKER_10]: As you do a stiff breeze flows by, you kind of for a moment like almost get knocked out of the tree of a kind of catch yourself and you look off in the distance and see the door that you thought you had closed flies open, slams against the bag and the breeze quickly shifts directions and slams it closed again and one of the major turns around you see the nose kind of looking
- 11:49[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, what was that?
- 11:52[SPEAKER_10]: Michael, sorry, I'm sure it's nothing, I'm sure it's any opens the door.
- 11:57[SPEAKER_10]: Seize the empty case that you had left open, or rather I think you'd even close it and the wind knocked it open by some fluk of bad luck.
- 12:06[SPEAKER_10]: He looks at it, turns around, quickly spins around, pulls out his sword.
- 12:14[SPEAKER_10]: You have a companion hiding somewhere?
- 12:17[SPEAKER_10]: I demand the return of my savor.
- 12:21[SPEAKER_10]: Go.
- 12:22[SPEAKER_10]: Save it?
- 12:23[SPEAKER_07]: What are you talking about?
- 12:24[SPEAKER_11]: My sa...
- 12:26[SPEAKER_11]: I will not jump into a lot of conclusions here.
- 12:28[SPEAKER_11]: Very quickly.
- 12:30[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
- 12:30[SPEAKER_10]: We're not jumping to too many conclusions here.
- 12:33[SPEAKER_10]: Friend, I was in there.
- 12:35[SPEAKER_10]: I've had that sword directly beneath me.
- 12:38[SPEAKER_10]: This entire ride.
- 12:39[SPEAKER_10]: I get out for three minutes.
- 12:40[SPEAKER_10]: I look back and it's gone.
- 12:42[SPEAKER_10]: You're the only ones we've seen on the road.
- 12:43[SPEAKER_10]: I assume it was one of you by some witchcraft or trickery by hook or by crook.
- 12:48[SPEAKER_10]: You've taken my sword and I wanted back.
- 12:52[SPEAKER_10]: It is valuable to me.
- 12:53[SPEAKER_10]: It means nothing to you and I promise you.
- 12:56[SPEAKER_10]: I can make your lives very difficult if you challenge me.
- 13:00[SPEAKER_04]: It looks so cute when they're mad.
- 13:03[SPEAKER_10]: They're okay.
- 13:04[SPEAKER_10]: You see, ah, his dad comes over and just checks you.
- 13:11[SPEAKER_09]: That's something I'm going to medex you.
- 13:13[SPEAKER_13]: I think all the rest of us all so are just like, yeah, we're going to let that happen.
- 13:18[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- 13:38[SPEAKER_11]: You don't, you shouldn't say it.
- 13:40[SPEAKER_11]: You too, come on.
- 13:43[SPEAKER_10]: Pop, pop looks up at you.
- 13:44[SPEAKER_10]: You're way tall and you go, you've got to come and know.
- 13:50[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, probably.
- 13:51[SPEAKER_13]: It was, there's no way that we could have overtaken or tricked such an impressive warrior as your son.
- 14:01[SPEAKER_13]: You've clearly, I mean, these incredible, you've said,
- 14:05[SPEAKER_07]: And to be fair, you stopped for, you stopped yourselves, we didn't block your way or set up a trap maybe they'll just others in the forest following and watching you.
- 14:20[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, this is how you do it.
- 14:21[SPEAKER_11]: Do we seem like like common highwaymen to you?
- 14:25[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know what your motives are.
- 14:29[SPEAKER_05]: I only know what is in front of me.
- 14:34[SPEAKER_05]: My property is missing.
- 14:37[SPEAKER_10]: It will gain you nothing, but it means a great deal to me.
- 14:41[SPEAKER_01]: What does it mean to you?
- 14:44[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that is none of your concern.
- 14:48[SPEAKER_00]: Villains.
- 14:49[SPEAKER_11]: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
- 15:00[SPEAKER_13]: Say hi to fellow travelers you've had your eyes on us the whole time.
- 15:04[SPEAKER_13]: How could be a story?
- 15:05[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah whoever stole from you could be this is all valuable time You could be spending trying to find whoever stole from you That appointing the finger at people who you've been looking at this whole time
- 15:20[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say, you guys were facing like Kelly attempted to help.
- 15:25[SPEAKER_10]: So you knew that this was happening.
- 15:27[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, Kelly, we're all lying.
- 15:31[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, we're all lying.
- 15:32[SPEAKER_11]: We're all lying, we're all lying, we're all lying.
- 15:34[SPEAKER_11]: We're all lying, we're all lying, we're all lying.
- 15:36[SPEAKER_14]: But we have as a group, a practice, like ring of petty theory.
- 15:41[SPEAKER_14]: We've established three years of self.
- 15:43[SPEAKER_10]: All right, that's fair, that's fair.
- 15:45[SPEAKER_10]: So I'll say, so we flashback to leaving somebody.
- 15:48[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
- 16:19[SPEAKER_07]: I think, you know, cause the, I think they were kind of like scrawny kind of glasses wearing kind of threes, I think they were like the distraction because they were always don't think like this person's harmless.
- 16:32[SPEAKER_07]: They probably just hit us in question.
- 16:33[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm probably like distracting some kind of garden like, you know, like, you know, you know, you know, you're
- 16:36[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, I've got a test coming up.
- 16:38[SPEAKER_07]: Do you know where I can get, like, the, uh, dromicy sets or, like, calculators, it seems like, um, there's these specific calculators that we're a lot to use in the exams, but not the other ones.
- 16:48[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's like the, and then I'll just list, like, just so we don't belong to several people, like, kind of brand name as I can and just keep the guard distracted.
- 16:57[SPEAKER_10]: There's, like, a poor person behind the counter.
- 17:00[SPEAKER_10]: Who's just, like,
- 17:01[SPEAKER_10]: Well, we have the TI-89s.
- 17:03[SPEAKER_10]: I know we need the TI, we're not allowed to use those ones.
- 17:06[SPEAKER_07]: But those ones were, they said we wanted to use that.
- 17:08[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's the last example because of how many people have to program it to draw out grass.
- 17:11[SPEAKER_10]: You can program it with grass, and you can even, like, with some of the new ones, you can do pure calculus in the machine.
- 17:16[SPEAKER_10]: It's wild.
- 17:17[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know why we're discouraging this, but I get it.
- 17:20[SPEAKER_10]: The problem is we only have that, or like, three generations past, which actually fucks up a basic addition.
- 17:27[SPEAKER_06]: So, yeah, I remember when he actually pushed the cat on the door.
- 17:30[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so it's then, you know, I can order, you know, I can order it, and I set a pre-order for it.
- 17:34[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's where some new cat plays coming out in the next year.
- 17:37[SPEAKER_07]: Can I set a pre-order for that now?
- 17:39[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, we can order it from the distributor.
- 17:40[SPEAKER_07]: You just gotta buy in bulk, okay?
- 17:44[SPEAKER_07]: I'm, I'm a high school student.
- 17:46[SPEAKER_07]: I can't buy in bulk.
- 17:47[SPEAKER_07]: Can I agree on something?
- 17:49[SPEAKER_07]: Can I talk to your manager?
- 17:50[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay.
- 17:53[SPEAKER_12]: and managed to evolve.
- 17:55[SPEAKER_12]: That's a pro move.
- 17:56[SPEAKER_09]: They call it a theme to come.
- 17:59[SPEAKER_10]: I could get an answer to the pharmacy counterplay as a manager to the pharmacy counterplay.
- 18:08[SPEAKER_14]: Um, I think Anna is, um, keeping watch at the aisle where they're at like the snack aisle where they're planning to, um, still stuff because she's, she's pretty big and she's just even though she's like a high school, she's trying to give off like, don't, don't come around to your vibes and just like kind of, given people the stink guy like trying to keep people out of the aisle.
- 18:31[SPEAKER_03]: I think Jay took Ned to like the birthday cards section 3 told him that we're getting a birthday card for it.
- 18:40[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you need to distract me also because I will ruin it for him if I'm involved.
- 18:47[SPEAKER_11]: I do not know that this is I still.
- 18:52[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, this is so cool.
- 18:53[SPEAKER_11]: We're gonna, we're totally gonna surprise her.
- 18:55[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, this is birthday card.
- 18:56[SPEAKER_11]: Which one do you, man?
- 18:57[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, man.
- 18:59[SPEAKER_11]: People usually don't trust me with surprise stuff because I somehow let it slip, but I'm gonna do a good job.
- 19:05[SPEAKER_11]: Not gonna.
- 19:05[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you are big guy.
- 19:07[SPEAKER_10]: You are.
- 19:08[SPEAKER_10]: And I think this is also known as the birthday card I was like two aisles away.
- 19:12[SPEAKER_10]: Cause you've noticed there's like a weird space you gotta feel.
- 19:14[SPEAKER_10]: If it neds too close to the action, you guys get caught.
- 19:17[SPEAKER_10]: But also somehow, if it's too far away from the action, you guys also get caught.
- 19:20[SPEAKER_10]: This is what you got on the screen guys got to find it.
- 19:24[SPEAKER_13]: I think we're having a lot of fun on you to try it again.
- 19:29[SPEAKER_13]: And then I think Kelly should do it the swiping of...
- 19:35[SPEAKER_13]: She's got like a really big bad, but she's not actually putting anything in that.
- 19:39[SPEAKER_13]: She's somehow like tucking it into her coat and under her sweatshirt and other shirts things, so that's a bag is also just like a decoy.
- 19:47[SPEAKER_14]: I think maybe the way that this flashback helps us now in our present situation is that
- 19:55[SPEAKER_14]: something happened like an actual like security guard or like cop even walks in and like sees us and we're somehow able to talk our way out of it and get away with the snacks.
- 20:12[SPEAKER_13]: I think okay, maybe a cop walks in who's like a regular at the coffee shop.
- 20:20[SPEAKER_13]: And then Kelly goes over and it's like, oh my god, officer Michael, how's it going?
- 20:29[SPEAKER_14]: And then we switch, okay, so you're doing that and then I steal the rest of the snacks.
- 20:33[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, and then you like turn them around.
- 20:35[SPEAKER_13]: You do a pivot, give Anna the little wink or whatever our signal is.
- 20:43[SPEAKER_10]: And before we learn how that story ends, I want to find out how this story ends.
- 20:50[SPEAKER_10]: So I'll say Kelly, since you were the one who first made the fib and most definitely had eyes on Viper.
- 20:57[SPEAKER_10]: Go ahead and roll a charisma check.
- 20:59[SPEAKER_10]: You will get advantage because of the flashbacks.
- 21:01[SPEAKER_10]: You get an additional D6.
- 21:03[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 21:03[SPEAKER_10]: Difficulty is he's fully suspects you guys.
- 21:06[SPEAKER_10]: Difficult is one.
- 21:07[SPEAKER_10]: So you had to get two or more successes.
- 21:10[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 21:10[SPEAKER_10]: I do have a backup plan just in case that.
- 21:14[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 21:27[SPEAKER_10]: you see his blade turns to you and kind of like levels at your throat.
- 21:32[SPEAKER_10]: In that flashback, you guys remember as Kelly is talking to Officer Michaels, a bag of chips drops from her coat and lands on the floor with a loud crunch.
- 21:44[SPEAKER_10]: It seems to echo throughout the store.
- 21:48[SPEAKER_10]: In that flashback, you guys got caught.
- 21:52[SPEAKER_10]: You, that fell to the floor.
- 21:54[SPEAKER_10]: Officer Michael's reached down to grab it for you.
- 21:56[SPEAKER_10]: You tried to help him out.
- 21:58[SPEAKER_10]: And then more things fell out, more things fell out.
- 22:01[SPEAKER_10]: And you were grounded for some time.
- 22:02[SPEAKER_10]: You guys think of the play of the game for a good month after that.
- 22:08[SPEAKER_10]: Is there anything else you wanted to do?
- 22:09[SPEAKER_10]: You said you had a backup plan.
- 22:11[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, what is it?
- 22:11[SPEAKER_13]: My backup plan is to use my venting ability.
- 22:19[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, which is hard case, which is, I can vent to make anyone human size think that if you
- 22:47[SPEAKER_07]: That's a good point.
- 22:50[SPEAKER_07]: That's the baby is so a human.
- 22:52[SPEAKER_13]: So you could do that to a cat or a baby size.
- 22:59[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, baby size humans count as humans.
- 23:02[SPEAKER_10]: Under the giant existed.
- 23:04[SPEAKER_13]: So like that is also true.
- 23:05[SPEAKER_13]: Totally.
- 23:06[SPEAKER_13]: There is no limit to the size of humans to be a rat.
- 23:10[SPEAKER_10]: Hight is the spectrum.
- 23:12[SPEAKER_10]: Do you see Michael level his blade with a practice hand at your throat?
- 23:21[SPEAKER_10]: What does it look like when Kelly uses her vent today?
- 23:25[SPEAKER_13]: Oh gosh, I think that since Kelly is a trust knight and I feel like this is what she did like back in the real world as well that when she vents um and is basically convincing Michael that like this is a if this turns to violence, the losing battle um
- 23:54[SPEAKER_13]: that she looks intimidating in the way that the most capable adult in the room looks very intimidating.
- 24:04[SPEAKER_13]: Where you're like, oh, that's a person who knows what they're talking about.
- 24:08[SPEAKER_13]: They are an expert in whatever this is that like,
- 24:12[SPEAKER_13]: There's this sort of stance of confidence about her that it just looks very much like no trust me.
- 24:20[SPEAKER_13]: I know what I am talking about.
- 24:23[SPEAKER_13]: And it's sort of look on her face of like, oh yeah, no, I think she really doesn't know what she's talking about.
- 24:28[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 24:29[SPEAKER_10]: Kelly, you stand there as this sword gets leveled at your throat, you stand undaunted and because you don't move in any way, the sword actually nicks your throat just a little bit in a way that Michael kind of recoils a little just like a tiny as bit thinking that you were going to back off.
- 24:46[SPEAKER_10]: You see him staring up at you and Kelly, through your eyes, you see someone undaunted by the challenge.
- 24:53[SPEAKER_10]: You see the the blade gets held at your throat, you see someone
- 25:00[SPEAKER_10]: Kelly, through your eyes, you see someone undone to despite, you feel this venting come out of you and also your emotional level goes down by one.
- 25:09[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, so I'm back at zero now.
- 25:12[SPEAKER_10]: Back at zero.
- 25:13[SPEAKER_10]: And you feel some of that anxiety and worry about your friends kind of creep back in.
- 25:17[SPEAKER_10]: But for this moment, you hold yourself steely-eyed looking at Michael.
- 25:24[SPEAKER_10]: Everyone else sees the same thing.
- 25:25[SPEAKER_10]: They see someone undonited by this challenge, both Kelly with an eye and Michael.
- 25:33[SPEAKER_10]: He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-
- 25:45[SPEAKER_10]: knocked down or put in his place by anybody.
- 25:50[SPEAKER_10]: His parents, your parents coddled him, brought him up.
- 25:55[SPEAKER_10]: He's never met a challenge.
- 25:56[SPEAKER_10]: He couldn't face.
- 25:57[SPEAKER_10]: He was never dunted and you see the smallest flicker of worry or reticence or self doubt enter this otherwise unbreakable facade.
- 26:13[SPEAKER_10]: I'd say as a brother, I think this is only a thing that you would see.
- 26:17[SPEAKER_10]: But you see your brother's face kind of flinch for about a moment.
- 26:24[SPEAKER_05]: He lowers his sword, she's it.
- 26:28[SPEAKER_05]: Looks at you all, and goes, just know.
- 26:39[SPEAKER_05]: You're not stealing from just me.
- 26:42[SPEAKER_05]: You're stealing from the many who depend on me.
- 26:45[SPEAKER_05]: So it was not a bobble.
- 26:52[SPEAKER_05]: It was not just some flight of fancy.
- 26:55[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like it back.
- 27:02[SPEAKER_05]: Please.
- 27:07[SPEAKER_05]: Well, if we come across, whoever took it will pass them a such a luck.
- 27:18[SPEAKER_05]: Ma, Pa, what up the horses we're going?
- 27:26[SPEAKER_10]: you see him slowly climb back into the carriage, slam the door behind him as my and pod jump up on the horses and begin galloping down the road towards shatter, uh, shadowfall pass, so it's a dark shadow towards dark shadow pass.
- 27:46[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you better fall past as a different person.
- 27:48[SPEAKER_11]: It's actually a much nicer past Really nice.
- 27:52[SPEAKER_10]: That's a new trading rod everyone Because very unfortunate that a name will say still not to the old one When demons or devils have to go to the bathroom they get shadow hall pass Got a god of god of god of And that's different today guys
- 28:16[SPEAKER_10]: Inak, I'd say you noticed in a motion in your brother that you had not seen when he asked and said, please, for this thing.
- 28:32[SPEAKER_10]: Not to say that your brother wasn't kind and caring and considerate, he was.
- 28:36[SPEAKER_10]: He was all these things, often to an annoying extent.
- 28:40[SPEAKER_10]: But you saw him not asking out of consideration out of,
- 28:45[SPEAKER_10]: kindness.
- 28:46[SPEAKER_10]: You saw him deeply asking for himself.
- 28:53[SPEAKER_10]: You saw a real hurt in him as he asked for this.
- 28:58[SPEAKER_07]: I think I apart from every symptom when I would speak up, I would kind of hide, almost in the background of everyone else, watching the exchange.
- 29:10[SPEAKER_07]: I think especially after seeing
- 29:15[SPEAKER_07]: And for lack of a better term, you pick yourself and put Michael in his place, but seeing that emotion in him, I kind of feel bad.
- 29:28[SPEAKER_07]: I just kind of watch them get up away and when they're
- 29:45[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that was hilarious.
- 29:47[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god.
- 29:48[SPEAKER_14]: He brought her such a dick.
- 29:49[SPEAKER_07]: Everyone thinks he's so great But he's not I mean he's not a dick He himself didn't really do Anything wrong
- 30:05[SPEAKER_14]: well he's been getting credit for years and I don't know that guy that's not even your brother that was a gnome guy that just looked like your brother we don't he could be like a freaking vampire like we saw last night this is all kinds of face stealing it forget about that how about this and then I pull out the sword and I go on one knee and I uh hand and I present it to
- 30:35[SPEAKER_07]: I would take the sword kind of just like test the weight of it in my hand.
- 30:42[SPEAKER_10]: You grab this sword by this basket.
- 30:45[SPEAKER_10]: You test the weight of it holding in your hand.
- 30:48[SPEAKER_10]: You have in your your real life.
- 30:51[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think if you were played with swords in your real life, hmm.
- 30:55[SPEAKER_10]: probably like on a phone so is it something if you're not like an actual one you've like swung a stick and things in the way that you do I'm sure there was some time in your life for someone had like a sword you got to hold it for a second in a weird like you know college guy with a katana on his you know
- 31:12[SPEAKER_10]: And it was how it assorted it in some way, yeah, but you have no knowledge of what it should feel like, but it does feel like you hold this Hilt you hold this handle and this basket.
- 31:24[SPEAKER_10]: Hilt and you kind of flick it out and you feel it to be a natural extension of your body
- 31:30[SPEAKER_10]: kind of foil of this thing, flicks with this very flexible motion.
- 31:35[SPEAKER_10]: And as you kind of move your hand as if to strike or cast a spell or use that kind of like magic death touch, you feel it was radiating through this this saber this this this foil
- 31:47[SPEAKER_10]: Click it around a little bit and as you are flicking it around you feel a mechanism that you put your hand in the way that you think it should be holding it and you see that there is a like finger catty essentially or like a finger holster you slide your finger into this holster and you feel a surge of power kind of like spin around your finger and
- 32:16[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, almost like, I don't know, like a ring attached to the hook, kind of like, size this down a little bit to your finger, and you feel like a charge come through your body.
- 32:28[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I think I did a thing.
- 32:31[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what I did, but I did something.
- 32:37[SPEAKER_12]: Nice.
- 32:39[SPEAKER_12]: I think you got all average.
- 32:41[SPEAKER_07]: I'm...
- 32:43[SPEAKER_07]: I think you got all average.
- 32:44[SPEAKER_07]: I think you got all average.
- 32:44[SPEAKER_07]: You got all average.
- 32:45[SPEAKER_07]: You got all average.
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- 32:59[SPEAKER_04]: You got all average.
- 33:01[SPEAKER_04]: You got all average.
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- 33:05[SPEAKER_04]: You got all average.
- 33:06[SPEAKER_04]: You got all average.
- 33:08[SPEAKER_04]: It's a pretty far away.
- 33:11[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 33:12[SPEAKER_13]: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
- 33:32[SPEAKER_13]: That was Bipar, we had to, we had to, that was almost a lot of trouble.
- 33:38[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- 33:58[SPEAKER_13]: I think we're gonna take a little while, maybe do like a lunge sit down, have a conversation.
- 34:04[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 34:05[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 34:05[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know how much you're gonna retain.
- 34:07[SPEAKER_13]: If you're, if this sword is like making you feel stronger, then maybe, I don't know, maybe he was worth it.
- 34:14[SPEAKER_13]: You doing okay?
- 34:17[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, um, yeah, I'm fine and I like, I don't know if she's the sword, so I'm like a little bit like when my belly was on a thing.
- 34:27[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know if you're pet's pocket.
- 34:30[SPEAKER_07]: You're pet's pocket.
- 34:33[SPEAKER_07]: Um, no, I'm fine.
- 34:36[SPEAKER_07]: But I did actually want to bring up, but not relating to the whole no-mish, my core thing.
- 34:44[SPEAKER_07]: What is our game plan?
- 34:45[SPEAKER_07]: Was it Jack and are we killing it?
- 34:47[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's chasing it away.
- 34:50[SPEAKER_07]: What's the plan?
- 34:52[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I don't think it's being good.
- 34:53[SPEAKER_07]: It's being good.
- 34:54[SPEAKER_07]: Like, yeah.
- 34:57[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it's so I think it's like bingus bingus, not just like looks like bingus.
- 35:05[SPEAKER_13]: How do you do that?
- 35:09[SPEAKER_11]: Ah, he's man, you wee all saw it.
- 35:10[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, it's Danny, like, this is such a Danny thing that he would do.
- 35:17[SPEAKER_10]: I'd say, Jiamal, how would you recognize bingus?
- 35:22[SPEAKER_04]: By the way,
- 35:25[SPEAKER_04]: The way you wear your hat The way you sip your tea I would no biggest of bingers look me in the eyes and I I felt his fur on my face That that can't be bingers bingers wouldn't hurt people
- 35:47[SPEAKER_07]: Right bigus and he's not hurting anyone, he's just quite literally getting trees.
- 35:52[SPEAKER_07]: Why seem to eat like the acorns and stuff from?
- 35:56[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, he's not...
- 35:57[SPEAKER_07]: It's really bigus that I've done anything wrong, except at least in my opinion, follow the circle of like life nature.
- 36:04[SPEAKER_07]: Well then we shouldn't kill him!
- 36:06[SPEAKER_13]: Maybe we could see if we can convince Binguists to get his trees somewhere else.
- 36:12[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, or hear me out if it's actually Binguists, we let him kill the village of children.
- 36:19[SPEAKER_07]: I feel like if we do nothing, we're just as bad as any villain who does that cooking.
- 36:27[SPEAKER_14]: I took half a semester of a philosophy class, and that sounds right to me.
- 36:37[SPEAKER_04]: Let's go see if it's actually being guess.
- 36:39[SPEAKER_13]: But feel like if we go kind of assess the situation, and then we can see, I don't know what we, guys, you're all overthinking it.
- 36:50[SPEAKER_14]: Look at yourselves, except for you, Jay.
- 36:52[SPEAKER_14]: No, look at yourselves, everyone's so cool.
- 36:56[SPEAKER_14]: You're so strong and capable now.
- 36:59[SPEAKER_14]: Forget, forget that doubt.
- 37:01[SPEAKER_14]: Let's just go.
- 37:04[SPEAKER_12]: We'll figure it out once we get there.
- 37:07[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, well, we're supposed to take care of no Michael.
- 37:12[SPEAKER_07]: I'll tell you to give us time to figure out what we want to do because it seemed like no matter what he's gonna kill being us.
- 37:19[SPEAKER_13]: Well, maybe maybe because we have to sort it or slow him down a little bit and then maybe you're welcome Yes, thank you
- 37:32[SPEAKER_13]: Alright, maybe, maybe you're trying to make a camp and we can think it through and get some rest.
- 37:43[SPEAKER_04]: Before we go to bed, is anyone vapor, did you maybe perhaps get a chocolate gold coin from the wagon?
- 37:52[SPEAKER_14]: That's enough for me, dog.
- 37:54[SPEAKER_14]: It can make gold coins for me.
- 37:57[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, that's cool.
- 38:02[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I know that too.
- 38:03[SPEAKER_07]: Also, why do you need that?
- 38:04[SPEAKER_07]: I always see Ian that chocolate coin.
- 38:06[SPEAKER_04]: Is that like, uh, if I don't eat one, then my being goes away.
- 38:10[SPEAKER_04]: And I get, oh, a little weird.
- 38:13[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I've been weird.
- 38:15[SPEAKER_13]: You get a little weird if you don't have that.
- 38:18[SPEAKER_13]: So is there, you with them or without me?
- 38:21[SPEAKER_13]: Almost out.
- 38:23[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, okay.
- 38:23[SPEAKER_14]: This makes a little worse at so.
- 38:25[SPEAKER_14]: But we have time before the sun goes down, right?
- 38:27[SPEAKER_14]: Like,
- 38:30[SPEAKER_14]: the faggles.
- 38:31[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 38:32[SPEAKER_13]: Where do you think it would be?
- 38:36[SPEAKER_04]: Biggest actually can track some movie.
- 38:39[SPEAKER_13]: You guys want to go on like a fair goals hunt, maybe.
- 38:44[SPEAKER_13]: Like, let us go in a little bit.
- 38:47[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I can even use one of my scriptures, uh, detect narrative
- 38:58[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think this is in like a bonus episode that we're putting for the news letter, but every god bomber gets like a healing spell, they get a blast, and they get a detect something, so it's like detect blank, and yeah, Nathan ever the DM's friend decided to get one of the detects narrative significance, which is, and you gave it to me.
- 39:24[SPEAKER_08]: I would every DM should give that
- 39:28[SPEAKER_11]: it only works within a short distance so but on the off-chance there's some right around here oh yeah you go and use your scripture if you want to to take care of the significance let's see let's see if I encourage that just first we go yeah
- 39:48[SPEAKER_10]: uh... that is uh... two five and a seven two two five and seven oh shit okay um... so you don't incur a debt you hear the chimes of fate kind of echo around you
- 40:03[SPEAKER_10]: And, Jiamal, your heads up display that was, that was like tracking fair gold and stuff.
- 40:11[SPEAKER_10]: Blinks for a minute.
- 40:12[SPEAKER_10]: Bricks is out, and then blinks again, and you see surrounding you are like a couple of different little spots that have, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
- 40:23[SPEAKER_10]: Various like fair gold things.
- 40:26[SPEAKER_10]: Nice.
- 40:26[SPEAKER_10]: There's a very large clump off in the distance that is part of like the vermillion expands.
- 40:30[SPEAKER_10]: You see like 20 or 30 dots.
- 40:35[SPEAKER_10]: All together kind of in a clump kind of moving slowly.
- 40:37[SPEAKER_10]: You see there's kind of one random dot that's moving around very fast nearby kind of off to the east.
- 40:45[SPEAKER_10]: And then off ahead in the kind of like on the road that you guys are going to.
- 40:49[SPEAKER_10]: Off the distance you see there's in your heads of display.
- 40:52[SPEAKER_10]: There's a river and there's some kind of like bridge and at the front of the bridge there is there are three of these dots all together No, we should go towards the river because I have to wash my pants anyway.
- 41:04[SPEAKER_04]: I Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you need to elaborate.
- 41:09[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, I can still write that Do the river
- 41:17[SPEAKER_10]: uh... you guys make your way towards river heading down this road as the sun is beginning to set you know you have till morning to get this disfigured when it disappears with with first light but uh... you guys make your way towards this bridge and often since you see it the canyon of this river gorge and you see this very small essentially two lane rickety rope bridge
- 41:39[SPEAKER_10]: you're looking at it and like if Michael crossed this thing it seems dangerous for that large of a card but you guess he did it so like maybe you could hold that but that's definitely the second thing you see the first thing you see is a large troll sitting directly in front of the bridge
- 42:00[SPEAKER_10]: Sitting there, Chris cross the applesauce, with a large tome in their hands, just kind of flicking through it.
- 42:06[SPEAKER_10]: Seems like to be like reading, but also like, kind of half-hazardly reading.
- 42:10[SPEAKER_10]: You kind of get close to this troll, and you hear, you see it, it kind of clocks you from way down the way it goes.
- 42:18[SPEAKER_10]: Who goes there?
- 42:22[SPEAKER_13]: Kelly had her head definitely, she can't tell if Danny could actually, like, hear her thoughts or whatever good in her head.
- 42:30[SPEAKER_13]: She's like, oh, Danny, such a throw.
- 42:34[SPEAKER_10]: Hello.
- 42:36[SPEAKER_10]: Guessing you want to cross the bridge?
- 42:38[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, are you going to surprise me?
- 42:40[SPEAKER_10]: No, the bridge?
- 42:41[SPEAKER_10]: Great.
- 42:42[SPEAKER_13]: Um, wait, I think maybe we want to, like, do you have any stuff?
- 42:48[SPEAKER_13]: You want to, like, train?
- 42:49[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, I think that's collected and we're here to collect the tanks we've heard that you've been getting told.
- 42:58[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to get a percentage of that, please.
- 43:02[SPEAKER_10]: Alright, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna be straight with you guys.
- 43:05[SPEAKER_10]: I'm gonna be real straight with you guys That's not the approach you want to take.
- 43:10[SPEAKER_10]: That's not the approach you but you want to you want to come to a giant troll and say hey Let me tax the the the stuff you're crossing that seems like that seems dangerous for one and you Trying to trade with me when it let's call a spade a spade here you guys want to get across the bridge.
- 43:28[SPEAKER_10]: I'm in the way you
- 43:30[SPEAKER_13]: I'm sorry can you repeat that last time, thank you for clarifying, okay, cool.
- 43:40[SPEAKER_07]: No, we don't want to cross the bridge, we're here for the tax money.
- 43:46[SPEAKER_10]: As you say that, you see the troll kind of like cock it's head at you and kind of look at you and you see the troll blink and as its eyes are opening back up it freezes midway blink like you pause the television and caught like a weird expression and you see the world entirely go silent.
- 44:05[SPEAKER_10]: birds flying nearby, frees in mid-air, the breeze stops, and things just kind of stop moving the water beneath this river stops, and you hear that scratching of a quill, and you hear, kind of, Danny's disembodied voice going, shh, fuck, fuck with these guys doing, fuck shh.
- 44:25[SPEAKER_10]: And you hear this scratching before the world comes back to reality.
- 44:33[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, what do I owe you?
- 44:36[SPEAKER_07]: I'll just tell you how much you're earning, cause you depend on what type of bracket you're in.
- 44:47[SPEAKER_07]: All right, so you honestly very lucky we came over to actually ask, you actually meant to send us in prior so we can just come to collect.
- 44:55[SPEAKER_07]: But so we're trying to be more lenient.
- 44:56[SPEAKER_07]: We're under to not everyone has access to Ravens and Crow's to send these kind of letters.
- 45:00[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, listen buddy.
- 45:01[SPEAKER_10]: I got audited last year and it was some bullshit.
- 45:04[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I sent in my text for I don't know the goddamn pigeon I used must have gotten shot down or something.
- 45:10[SPEAKER_10]: That shouldn't be on me.
- 45:11[SPEAKER_10]: That's all I'm saying.
- 45:12[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, hey, I hear you I hear you.
- 45:14[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not the one to speak to about this.
- 45:15[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just here to connect
- 45:17[SPEAKER_07]: If you tell me you'll complain, I can speak to the high rocks, but honestly, I'm honest, as powerless as you are here.
- 45:23[SPEAKER_10]: Listen, I don't mean to take out my frustration on you.
- 45:26[SPEAKER_10]: I know you're just doing your job.
- 45:28[SPEAKER_10]: I'm just doing my job.
- 45:29[SPEAKER_10]: We're caught up in the same system, man.
- 45:31[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's honestly cowardly.
- 45:34[SPEAKER_10]: It's fucked up.
- 45:35[SPEAKER_10]: Like, you know, yeah.
- 45:36[SPEAKER_10]: We've been pigeonholed into like guarding the bridge, we've got to take the money, your like solved the riddles, you know, whatever, you know, I've been telling the same three fucking riddles for like 10 years, you know, it gets boring, you know, because I keep trying to submit new riddles to the troll council, not one's gotten approved, okay?
- 45:54[SPEAKER_10]: Not one, not one.
- 45:56[SPEAKER_13]: Do you want to tell us one of the ones you proposed?
- 45:59[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, tell us the way you're three normal ones.
- 46:04[SPEAKER_08]: You want the three normal ones or the ones that don't get approved.
- 46:08[SPEAKER_14]: We want them all.
- 46:09[SPEAKER_11]: We love you're your favorite one that didn't get approved.
- 46:12[SPEAKER_11]: How about start with that one?
- 46:14[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
- 46:15[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
- 46:18[SPEAKER_10]: Why did the gorilla ride the zebra?
- 46:25[SPEAKER_11]: The gorilla ride the zebra.
- 46:32[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know why he don't know about it because he was trying to get to the stripe club.
- 46:42[SPEAKER_08]: See, good riddle, right?
- 46:45[SPEAKER_08]: That was the answer.
- 46:47[SPEAKER_04]: Did I get it?
- 46:48[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, nailed it.
- 46:49[SPEAKER_04]: What was your reality?
- 46:50[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 46:51[SPEAKER_14]: Score one for Viper.
- 46:53[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.
- 46:53[SPEAKER_08]: Viper, you're getting riddles.
- 46:55[SPEAKER_08]: You're pretty good at it.
- 46:56[SPEAKER_08]: Because you want to get to the stripe club and
- 47:02[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, right, it's just right.
- 47:03[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, we all know about the stripe club.
- 47:06[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 47:06[SPEAKER_10]: See, I've taken that one year after years of council may all say that the guests like, we've got to maintain a certain guest percentage right?
- 47:14[SPEAKER_10]: It's gotta be between like 40, 50% otherwise like the house has got to be in.
- 47:18[SPEAKER_10]: You know what I mean?
- 47:20[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and they keep saying that percentage is too low.
- 47:23[SPEAKER_10]: And I'm like, no, that's like common enough knowledge.
- 47:26[SPEAKER_10]: So like, listen, you guys get it.
- 47:28[SPEAKER_10]: You guys get it.
- 47:28[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 47:29[SPEAKER_10]: We get it.
- 47:30[SPEAKER_10]: We get it.
- 47:30[SPEAKER_10]: We get it.
- 47:31[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
- 47:32[SPEAKER_13]: So like, what's one of the riddles that they've approved for you?
- 47:39[SPEAKER_10]: A rooster sits on top of an A-frame house.
- 47:42[SPEAKER_10]: It lays an egg.
- 47:43[SPEAKER_10]: There's no wind Which side doesn't roll down the left to the right.
- 47:47[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I don't lay this up.
- 47:49[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah Great you don't do it.
- 47:52[SPEAKER_04]: You got it second.
- 47:52[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.
- 47:52[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, you got it.
- 47:54[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- 48:04[SPEAKER_10]: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, three legs in the evening?
- 48:09[SPEAKER_10]: The answer is of course.
- 48:12[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you did.
- 48:14[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's a, that's a, well, they're, there are two schools of thought on this one.
- 48:21[SPEAKER_10]: You see, you see, you see the, the track had a pretty stuff because, oh, you're, you're aware of the skism?
- 48:26[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, interesting.
- 48:26[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 48:28[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 48:28[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 48:29[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's either a man, right?
- 48:30[SPEAKER_11]: The baby, the man and the pain of the glory of that mission.
- 48:34[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, or it's one of those shape-changing monsters.
- 48:39[SPEAKER_10]: I subscribe to the theory of the shape changing monster, but quite frankly, the change link skism has been a problem in the troll community for a while, and I think that I'm on the right side of this, but again, I've been overruled by the council multiple times, they keep going with the man, they're like, no, it's a classic, and I'm like, exactly, it's a classic, but everyone knows it now, like there's no way we're sending our margins.
- 49:02[SPEAKER_11]: Now the the striped club is definitely the most interesting of the riddles.
- 49:06[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
- 49:07[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 49:07[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
- 49:09[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like we've all solved the riddle and Kelly and you could have it.
- 49:12[SPEAKER_04]: So I feel like they should solve the riddle.
- 49:15[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm not much of a riddle, but I love the feel like you're going to get the answer.
- 49:20[SPEAKER_13]: We can work together.
- 49:22[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
- 49:23[SPEAKER_10]: Last of the three approved bullshit riddles to people are shipwrecked.
- 49:32[SPEAKER_10]: They shipwrecked that it's the only them alive bunch of bodies, right?
- 49:37[SPEAKER_10]: Uh-huh.
- 49:39[SPEAKER_10]: They they're eventually saved.
- 49:41[SPEAKER_10]: They're like going to starve, but they eventually are saved.
- 49:43[SPEAKER_10]: One of them goes to a restaurant some days later, or is a chicken sandwich eats it and then kills himself.
- 49:51[SPEAKER_10]: Why did he?
- 49:53[SPEAKER_10]: Why did he kill himself?
- 49:54[SPEAKER_13]: I do.
- 49:55[SPEAKER_13]: He could actually know this.
- 49:58[SPEAKER_07]: Please don't.
- 49:58[SPEAKER_07]: Because I have no idea.
- 50:01[SPEAKER_13]: It's because the chicken was people.
- 50:06[SPEAKER_13]: No, wait, it's more complicated.
- 50:09[SPEAKER_10]: No, I remember this one's a real convoluted one.
- 50:13[SPEAKER_10]: It's in the literature that the chicken is people isn't allowable, I answer.
- 50:18[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, OK, cool, cool.
- 50:19[SPEAKER_13]: No, so the is it?
- 50:21[SPEAKER_13]: OK, OK.
- 50:21[SPEAKER_13]: So the longer one is that while they were on the island,
- 50:26[SPEAKER_13]: needed to they were going to die unless they eat something they found a chicken but it wasn't big enough to feed them both so the companion was like all right we'll eat some people and we'll eat some chicken but we'll mix it up so that we don't know which sandwich you don't know who got which
- 50:45[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, yeah, and so then that guy ate, he didn't know if he ate the human and then when he goes to the restaurant and he learns what chicken tastes like, because he didn't have chicken before that in this world.
- 50:58[SPEAKER_10]: No, see, that's where it all falls apart for me.
- 51:01[SPEAKER_10]: I'm with you.
- 51:02[SPEAKER_10]: This whole little presupposes this guy never had chicken in this whole life.
- 51:06[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- 51:07[SPEAKER_10]: And I guess people meet taste close enough to chicken meet that there wasn't, I don't know.
- 51:13[SPEAKER_13]: I don't think that you should be able to submit other riddles, the stripe one.
- 51:21[SPEAKER_13]: I think was way stronger.
- 51:23[SPEAKER_10]: Way stronger.
- 51:24[SPEAKER_10]: It's a bit avant-garde, but personally that's kind of my style.
- 51:28[SPEAKER_10]: That's not a room for style in troll bridge guarding.
- 51:31[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I don't think it's a more good candidate.
- 51:34[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's not more convoluted than the chicken one than the chicken one.
- 51:38[SPEAKER_11]: No, for sure.
- 51:38[SPEAKER_11]: And it's also much less sad.
- 51:40[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I don't want to bring that into people's lives.
- 51:48[SPEAKER_10]: I don't need to be thinking about that.
- 51:49[SPEAKER_10]: No, and also now we've kind of got like two chicken riddles.
- 51:54[SPEAKER_10]: You know, right?
- 51:55[SPEAKER_10]: I'm just saying there's this problem's all around with this.
- 51:58[SPEAKER_10]: Anyway, I mean, like,
- 52:01[SPEAKER_10]: Technically, you guys did just solve on the middle.
- 52:02[SPEAKER_10]: So you can actually, did you want to pass the bridge?
- 52:05[SPEAKER_10]: Because you're totally, that's cool now.
- 52:07[SPEAKER_13]: We couldn't.
- 52:08[SPEAKER_13]: I feel like, you know what?
- 52:10[SPEAKER_13]: This has been really lovely.
- 52:12[SPEAKER_10]: This has been really nice.
- 52:14[SPEAKER_10]: Most people just come in and it's very transactional.
- 52:16[SPEAKER_10]: I appreciate you like, kind of chat with me a little bit.
- 52:19[SPEAKER_10]: This is very nice.
- 52:20[SPEAKER_13]: You know what I think we can offer is so, okay.
- 52:22[SPEAKER_13]: So you, you could just draw the taxes.
- 52:25[SPEAKER_13]: So we'll just like the taxes.
- 52:26[SPEAKER_13]: And then,
- 52:28[SPEAKER_13]: We will go over to the the 12 counts all and we can argue on your behalf Really, and we can do that for you.
- 52:35[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, for sure.
- 52:37[SPEAKER_07]: And also I do what I can I would honestly I would just not take collector taxes if I could but I'm this is my this is our job But I can flood some numbers and just take half of what you actually are
- 52:52[SPEAKER_10]: My man, listen, I, you know, he kind of gets in close to kind of like, does what those like, you know, buddy, buddy, type of things goes, yeah, you mean, we're the same.
- 53:02[SPEAKER_10]: And you're just smelling like crazy.
- 53:04[SPEAKER_10]: You're all crap like hitting your face.
- 53:05[SPEAKER_10]: No, yeah, yeah, you and me, you know, brotherhood of the working man, you know what I mean?
- 53:12[SPEAKER_10]: We gotta stay together here.
- 53:15[SPEAKER_10]: Listen, well, let me give you this.
- 53:17[SPEAKER_10]: He reaches in his pocket pulls out a coin, but it's troll size.
- 53:20[SPEAKER_10]: So it's like the size of my hand has to do with you present this to any troll in any bridge, they'll all know what's up, okay?
- 53:29[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, thank you.
- 53:31[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, don't lose it.
- 53:32[SPEAKER_10]: Technically, we're not supposed to be giving these out too often to like non-tro- it's kind of like an internal, you know, currency system.
- 53:39[SPEAKER_10]: So, you know, don't be flashing it.
- 53:42[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
- 53:42[SPEAKER_10]: This isn't a challenge joke.
- 53:44[SPEAKER_10]: Like, you know, just keep it yourself.
- 53:46[SPEAKER_10]: Troll comes along.
- 53:47[SPEAKER_10]: So it's giving you shit.
- 53:48[SPEAKER_10]: Flash that they'll know.
- 53:50[SPEAKER_10]: Disguise cool.
- 53:52[SPEAKER_07]: Sounds good.
- 53:53[SPEAKER_07]: I was like, stuff into like a statue.
- 53:56[SPEAKER_14]: your belt's getting really weighted down to you.
- 54:00[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, this is a heavy metal object.
- 54:02[SPEAKER_10]: It is full on the sides of like a shield or something.
- 54:04[SPEAKER_10]: It is large.
- 54:06[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it's actually okay.
- 54:07[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's like, send the ground and kind of roll it.
- 54:13[SPEAKER_11]: We don't want to be showing it off to people, but it is, there's no container that can all.
- 54:20[SPEAKER_11]: That, that in and of itself is a, is a bit of a riddle.
- 54:24[SPEAKER_10]: Do you want to travel size marker?
- 54:25[SPEAKER_10]: I can give you a travel marker for it.
- 54:27[SPEAKER_10]: That would be great.
- 54:28[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that would be, you know what, I got my face.
- 54:30[SPEAKER_10]: I'm sorry.
- 54:30[SPEAKER_10]: If he pulls out just the regular size coin, it's sponsored for it.
- 54:33[SPEAKER_10]: You see what?
- 54:34[SPEAKER_10]: I'll roll over the big one team like, hey, go.
- 54:37[SPEAKER_10]: I'll be kind of like we get these as kind of a joke You know like, you know things are cute when they're small.
- 54:41[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, yeah Very weird that concept it's same thing for girls This are small and you're small and it's you know apples and oranges or you know apples and water melons You know what I mean?
- 54:52[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not offended by that Jay you need to say
- 54:59[SPEAKER_07]: Listen, some people have different tolerances to stuff like that.
- 55:02[SPEAKER_07]: I think you should be able to hear understand what other people I'm going to put it with it.
- 55:07[SPEAKER_14]: Are you listening to me?
- 55:10[SPEAKER_10]: The troll looks down at Jamil goes, I don't know what it is about you, but...
- 55:15[SPEAKER_10]: I feel like I'm either going to love you or I'm going to decapitate you.
- 55:20[SPEAKER_10]: Like, I don't think you're one of those guys, but I'm going to be like, yeah, he's all right.
- 55:24[SPEAKER_10]: It's either going to be he's great or he's dead.
- 55:28[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know which one it's going to fall on.
- 55:30[SPEAKER_03]: I'm all whispered to my bird.
- 55:31[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, the filthy drool wants to decapitate me.
- 55:36[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
- 55:38[SPEAKER_13]: Was it a real whisper or was it an old bass scream?
- 55:42[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's a man scream.
- 55:44[SPEAKER_09]: I don't call it.
- 55:45[SPEAKER_10]: All right, you have to roll a charisma to this one.
- 55:49[SPEAKER_10]: This goes to get a new fair goal.
- 55:52[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely has to roll a charisma to this one.
- 55:56[SPEAKER_14]: No.
- 55:57[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, it says that my purpose looks at Bingus, and they both roll their eyes.
- 56:01[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, God.
- 56:02[SPEAKER_10]: That's a six-in-a-two.
- 56:05[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, you see the troll looks at you gets in real close.
- 56:12[SPEAKER_10]: Fuck yeah, I'm filthy.
- 56:18[SPEAKER_10]: You realize you somehow slipped into some positive slag, you weren't attempting to get killed.
- 56:26[SPEAKER_10]: He looks at England, reaches back in his pocket, and pulls out a big sack of gold coins.
- 56:32[SPEAKER_10]: And I say a big sack, I mean, it is the size of England.
- 56:35[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god.
- 56:37[SPEAKER_10]: He opens it up and kind of like, shit, like, little just places it with his hands, shifts half it.
- 56:41[SPEAKER_10]: And you're now looking at a pile of gold, roughly the size of John Mall.
- 56:46[SPEAKER_10]: Do you have a cartridge or anything, and as you're kind of thinking that, uh, Jimal, as he kind of slides this pile over to you, and you see you literally can't see over the pile.
- 56:59[SPEAKER_10]: It's that big.
- 56:59[SPEAKER_10]: But you happen to look and all of a sudden bingus on your head kind of like gets bushy, dives into the pile.
- 57:10[SPEAKER_10]: And comes out with one
- 57:15[SPEAKER_10]: And he's just kind of holding up like, Buh!
- 57:18[SPEAKER_04]: He's bringing me where you're doing this.
- 57:19[SPEAKER_10]: He brings it forward, and then with his tongue flashes it out, and he realized there were actually three gold coins, and he was just playing cards.
- 57:24[SPEAKER_10]: Oh!
- 57:24[SPEAKER_04]: Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good
- 57:35[SPEAKER_10]: You unwat unwrap one of the coins pop it down and you see that timer on bingas go back up and you still hold a two fair gold coins with you I feel much better.
- 57:54[SPEAKER_04]: I think I said some weird things about norms and rules.
- 57:58[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you did
- 58:04[SPEAKER_07]: Do we have like a cart or a bag or No, I'm So what we're gonna do like I said.
- 58:14[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna press your numbers.
- 58:15[SPEAKER_07]: So don't worry.
- 58:15[SPEAKER_07]: We're not gonna take all of this We're just gonna take as much as we can which is probably not even Half of what you've given us And you can keep the rest and
- 58:26[SPEAKER_07]: Honestly, I just hope I'm sent to you next time again.
- 58:29[SPEAKER_07]: Honestly, just great talking to you if we have to collect taxes.
- 58:33[SPEAKER_07]: Or hopefully we'll get to meet in better circumstances, not during work.
- 58:36[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you know what I'm saying, the office.
- 58:38[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 58:39[SPEAKER_07]: Do you ever go to, um, God, what's the name of the village with the game?
- 58:44[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I don't know, I don't like the village.
- 58:45[SPEAKER_07]: What are like village?
- 58:46[SPEAKER_07]: Do you ever go to a little like village?
- 58:48[SPEAKER_07]: We kind of, that's kind of like a hangout.
- 58:49[SPEAKER_07]: Do you ever go there sometimes?
- 58:50[SPEAKER_07]: They have incredible, I'll go there.
- 58:52[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah, you don't, Nightmares rest?
- 58:55[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Nightmares rest.
- 58:56[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Crapes is my girl.
- 58:59[SPEAKER_07]: Crapes is one, actually, Crapes sent us down this way.
- 59:02[SPEAKER_10]: We just went through, yeah.
- 59:04[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
- 59:04[SPEAKER_10]: Fuck it.
- 59:05[SPEAKER_10]: Tell her, when you see her, tell her, Hitch to the France, says what's up.
- 59:09[SPEAKER_13]: It's real.
- 59:10[SPEAKER_10]: It's real.
- 59:10[SPEAKER_10]: Hitch to the France, man.
- 59:13[SPEAKER_07]: Brides.
- 59:17[SPEAKER_07]: But it was honestly a pleasure talking to you.
- 59:19[SPEAKER_07]: Adam saying this, I'm like, put it as many gold coins in your pocket.
- 59:25[SPEAKER_12]: We're all very weighed out.
- 59:28[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 59:29[SPEAKER_11]: This was a surprisingly pleasant interaction.
- 59:32[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you know.
- 59:33[SPEAKER_10]: I don't get to say that very often.
- 59:34[SPEAKER_10]: Usually this is very transactional.
- 59:36[SPEAKER_10]: It feels a little cheap at this point.
- 59:38[SPEAKER_10]: There's not a lot of, you know, artistic integrity in it for me.
- 59:41[SPEAKER_10]: And that's really why I got into the bridge guarding business.
- 59:45[SPEAKER_10]: I thought I was going to have much more control over like the writing, but you know, that's just kind of the way it goes.
- 59:54[SPEAKER_13]: Hitch to, did you see anybody come by recently in like a very elaborate carry?
- 1:00:01[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, sir Michael of Yadayada.
- 1:00:03[SPEAKER_13]: Also he did come past.
- 1:00:05[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, got it tossed in my coins answer the rate.
- 1:00:10[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't even have to say the riddles.
- 1:00:11[SPEAKER_11]: They just said the answers like the Oh, that's that's what you know the riddles need to be changed if people just know the ant.
- 1:00:19[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think Exactly.
- 1:00:20[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, I mean, I get it, man.
- 1:00:23[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know where everyone's coming from maybe there.
- 1:00:25[SPEAKER_10]: I haven't a bad day I don't want to put I don't want to put my stuff on them, but it didn't it wasn't great for me You know what I mean?
- 1:00:31[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not asking for a lot.
- 1:00:32[SPEAKER_10]: Let's just let's put up the shroud
- 1:00:34[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, you know what, hitch to, we're good after we fulfill our current quest, we're going to go find that this troll council and we're going to, we're going to get you writing credit.
- 1:00:46[SPEAKER_10]: Writing credit?
- 1:00:47[SPEAKER_14]: Mm-hmm.
- 1:00:48[SPEAKER_14]: We're going to get you a lot more artistic freedom because you're an idea guy.
- 1:00:51[SPEAKER_10]: You guys don't know, right?
- 1:00:52[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, the guy that wrote all these wildly famous, like you don't, you don't get a writing credit on the troll council, like, so, I mean, if you're able to get that, you're
- 1:01:02[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I Oh you oh, yeah, you're never going to eat for sure.
- 1:01:08[SPEAKER_07]: We're gonna advocate at least, you know no guarantees, but we'll for sure give it a shot We can probably get a petition going on well if we get enough people on this that apparently is maybe the bad publicity will scare the council and see Let's think the more chose have credit
- 1:01:24[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, they're really stuck in their ways.
- 1:01:27[SPEAKER_10]: I say if you go the petition route, I've seen people try and fail before This is because you guys, you know Not saying it's a negative way.
- 1:01:36[SPEAKER_10]: You're all a very small compared to us.
- 1:01:38[SPEAKER_10]: You have small handwriting And yeah, it's just what it is So your petitions like you get a big stack of them to us.
- 1:01:45[SPEAKER_10]: We lose them
- 1:01:47[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you know, it's like the size of, you know, a comparative paper clip.
- 1:01:51[SPEAKER_10]: So go with the big paper.
- 1:01:52[SPEAKER_10]: I know it's an investment.
- 1:01:54[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 1:01:54[SPEAKER_10]: Big paper and just tell people it's the biggest they want.
- 1:01:56[SPEAKER_10]: People get a kick out of it.
- 1:01:58[SPEAKER_10]: You'll get way more people.
- 1:02:00[SPEAKER_10]: People, you know, everyone wants to sign the name really big, but they don't really know what that means to give them a huge piece of paper, and then people go, hey, I'm like, I feel like that hasn't been attempted before, I think that, you know, has real shot of work.
- 1:02:14[SPEAKER_11]: That almost sounds like a, like, it could be its own riddle, like, how do you get your petition read by the troll council, use being paper.
- 1:02:23[SPEAKER_10]: I, I'll be honest.
- 1:02:25[SPEAKER_10]: I like it.
- 1:02:26[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to pitch it.
- 1:02:27[SPEAKER_10]: They don't like the meta stuff.
- 1:02:29[SPEAKER_11]: I've tried but they don't like self-referential.
- 1:02:32[SPEAKER_10]: They don't like self-referential.
- 1:02:33[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
- 1:02:33[SPEAKER_11]: What if we changed it to like giant council?
- 1:02:39[SPEAKER_10]: They might like giants, but you just got to make them kind of stereotypically dumb.
- 1:02:43[SPEAKER_10]: Again, the council's kind of backwards as well.
- 1:02:46[SPEAKER_10]: I've got a lot of very smart giant friends.
- 1:02:48[SPEAKER_10]: There's a lot of problems with the council, as all I'm saying.
- 1:02:51[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
- 1:02:52[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
- 1:02:52[SPEAKER_13]: We're going to talk to them.
- 1:02:54[SPEAKER_10]: We're going to talk to them.
- 1:02:55[SPEAKER_13]: We're going to talk to them.
- 1:02:56[SPEAKER_13]: Who is we are talking with our current tax collecting quest?
- 1:03:00[SPEAKER_13]: That is our next stop.
- 1:03:01[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, we're talking about systematic change here, and that's what I'm about.
- 1:03:05[SPEAKER_14]: Uh-huh.
- 1:03:06[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
- 1:03:06[SPEAKER_14]: The most exciting TTRPG adventure of all, a grassroots.
- 1:03:16[SPEAKER_10]: You guys, uh, for narrative expediency, you guys say goodbye to Hitchie's problem.
- 1:03:21[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 1:03:22[SPEAKER_06]: We give it all.
- 1:03:22[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 1:03:23[SPEAKER_11]: I don't like this guy.
- 1:03:26[SPEAKER_11]: He's just a working guy, trying to make it in this world.
- 1:03:29[SPEAKER_11]: Need more of that.
- 1:03:32[SPEAKER_10]: Sometimes the game asks you make an NPC too fun.
- 1:03:35[SPEAKER_10]: And that's it.
- 1:03:42[SPEAKER_10]: You guys make your way past the bridge.
- 1:03:44[SPEAKER_10]: You guys find like a grove that seems pretty secluded.
- 1:03:46[SPEAKER_10]: Past the night is anything guys want to do in the evening.
- 1:03:51[SPEAKER_10]: I just clean my pants.
- 1:03:53[SPEAKER_11]: You clean your pants.
- 1:03:55[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, thank you for waiting until we weren't at the river.
- 1:03:58[SPEAKER_11]: I feel like I'm going to ruin it.
- 1:04:01[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's pretty good.
- 1:04:02[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, do it.
- 1:04:03[SPEAKER_04]: What's going on?
- 1:04:06[SPEAKER_13]: You also cleaned the gold that was in your pants.
- 1:04:09[SPEAKER_04]: It got mixed up with the buns.
- 1:04:10[SPEAKER_04]: That was nice.
- 1:04:12[SPEAKER_13]: because Kelly's emotional scale is back down to zero.
- 1:04:18[SPEAKER_13]: She started, she's the whole nervous again.
- 1:04:20[SPEAKER_13]: So she wants to propose.
- 1:04:23[SPEAKER_13]: Do we think that we should set like a night watch?
- 1:04:27[SPEAKER_13]: Like we'll do some shifts of some people, just kind of hanging out, double checking, that everything is cool.
- 1:04:35[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's a good idea.
- 1:04:36[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's a great idea through my games, right?
- 1:04:40[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 1:04:40[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 1:04:41[SPEAKER_14]: I don't think it's necessary personally, but I'll go along with it.
- 1:04:45[SPEAKER_14]: Thank you so much, my bird.
- 1:04:47[SPEAKER_11]: If it makes you, I mean, Kelly, you're, uh, sorry.
- 1:04:51[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, Kelly, with an eye.
- 1:04:52[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, you've got, you, you've got good ideas for that.
- 1:04:57[SPEAKER_13]: Well, thanks, Cass.
- 1:04:59[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 1:04:59[SPEAKER_13]: Um, so I'm happy to take the first watch.
- 1:05:02[SPEAKER_13]: Um, yeah.
- 1:05:04[SPEAKER_13]: And then you go figure out.
- 1:05:06[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 1:05:06[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
- 1:05:07[SPEAKER_11]: How many, yeah, how many watch, I'll do third if there's a third.
- 1:05:10[SPEAKER_13]: And I think probably three is probably good.
- 1:05:12[SPEAKER_11]: Three is good, okay, I'll deal, yeah, I'll just get up early.
- 1:05:15[SPEAKER_13]: How is good?
- 1:05:19[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
- 1:05:19[SPEAKER_10]: You guys set up watches for the night.
- 1:05:22[SPEAKER_10]: The night passes without too much mystery or craziness.
- 1:05:25[SPEAKER_10]: It is a, you found a nice grow, it's just enough off the path.
- 1:05:28[SPEAKER_10]: You don't expect to hear any, see anybody, and honestly other than Michael you've seen, but one or two people at the very beginning of your quest down this lane,
- 1:05:39[SPEAKER_10]: Again, nights in this place, this is the first time you spent a night here, not either being chased by fallen or doing what you may have been doing in the tavern.
- 1:05:55[SPEAKER_10]: This is the first time you've gotten to really like admire the night sky.
- 1:06:02[SPEAKER_10]: And again, you are struck by when something so ubiquitous is just a slight bit different.
- 1:06:08[SPEAKER_10]: It is a change that can shake you to your core.
- 1:06:13[SPEAKER_10]: You rather than seeing the one moon you see that second moon with the large.
- 1:06:17[SPEAKER_10]: You can even see from this distance teeth marks and like a bite taken out of it.
- 1:06:21[SPEAKER_10]: You see the kind of orange and red hues that it gives off from some unknown sun, somewhere off in the distance.
- 1:06:29[SPEAKER_10]: The trees blow in a slightly off-kilter way.
- 1:06:32[SPEAKER_10]: The stars move just a little bit faster than you might have expected.
- 1:06:36[SPEAKER_10]: And you pass the night.
- 1:06:43[SPEAKER_10]: Jiamal.
- 1:06:45[SPEAKER_10]: As the sun begins to come up, you see kind of like the rays and the distance beginning to peek over the horizon.
- 1:06:52[SPEAKER_10]: You see that the meter on bingus is fully full.
- 1:06:57[SPEAKER_10]: You've got like a full 24 hours with him.
- 1:06:59[SPEAKER_10]: But you see two little fair gold icons that are ticking down with just a few minutes remaining.
- 1:07:04[SPEAKER_10]: You know that you're going to very much use these or
- 1:07:10[SPEAKER_10]: If you want to, you can use them to overcharge one of your gifts, so overcharge bingus or overcharge, you're like AI field, to massively expand their abilities if you want.
- 1:07:25[SPEAKER_10]: But you know that you can already feel that the corporality of these coins is beginning to shift and decay.
- 1:07:48[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, what are you hoping to achieve with this?
- 1:07:55[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say two additional fair goate is like a pretty, it's not like you're not gonna get a mega, like a max size bingus, but it is a pretty significant amount of fair goate that you're like pumping into bingus.
- 1:08:08[SPEAKER_10]: So I'll say,
- 1:08:10[SPEAKER_10]: Go higher than you think, and I'll dive in your back.
- 1:08:12[SPEAKER_10]: But what are you trying to accomplish with this?
- 1:08:14[SPEAKER_03]: I'm hoping Benghis can become like large enough, where he's kind of where he can fit all of us on him, and we can just fly to the thing.
- 1:08:27[SPEAKER_03]: Kind of like Apo from Avatar to the Last Air Bender, he's just got a Apo to our destination.
- 1:08:34[SPEAKER_10]: All right, that feels pretty, that feels pretty fair.
- 1:08:37[SPEAKER_10]: You see Bingo sit down and you over you eat these two pieces of fair gold and you see like the 3D projection of Bingo's kind of like you get like a projection that overlays on top of Bingo's and then you like essentially click and drag with your fingers and you just see that 3D projection get bigger and bigger and bigger
- 1:08:54[SPEAKER_10]: As you do the printer of your mechanical port components begins to shoot out laser lines and begins to 3D print this massive bingus.
- 1:09:07[SPEAKER_10]: Go ahead and roll your Neo die, your D10.
- 1:09:10[SPEAKER_10]: If the result is odd, what your attempt to do works perfectly.
- 1:09:13[SPEAKER_10]: If it's even, it mostly works, but something goes a miss.
- 1:09:16[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 1:09:17[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 1:09:19[SPEAKER_03]: So we want to nod.
- 1:09:20[SPEAKER_03]: We want to nod.
- 1:09:25[SPEAKER_10]: Ah, that's a 10.
- 1:09:27[SPEAKER_10]: Either.
- 1:09:28[SPEAKER_10]: OK. You tell me, he becomes as big as you want.
- 1:09:31[SPEAKER_10]: He is able to fly.
- 1:09:33[SPEAKER_10]: Like you see this 3D printer begin to scan.
- 1:09:37[SPEAKER_10]: And you see this massive bingus.
- 1:09:39[SPEAKER_10]: Basically, you see your mini bingus basically climb.
- 1:09:42[SPEAKER_10]: I said I wouldn't give you a Mac and I'm giving you a Mac.
- 1:09:45[SPEAKER_10]: You see this mini-bingous, essentially like the first thing that 3D prints is a stairwell and he climbs up into like the head of this larger-bingous driving it, he is driving a larger-bingous.
- 1:09:58[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god, I love it, it's so much.
- 1:10:02[SPEAKER_10]: You see this 3D print, a schematic comes up on your head's display that like says like flight hundred percent, you know, all systems go, there's one system that is in error.
- 1:10:12[SPEAKER_10]: What system is in error?
- 1:10:15[SPEAKER_10]: And I'll tell you, if you don't go good enough with this, I'll make it twice as bad.
- 1:10:19[SPEAKER_06]: No!
- 1:10:22[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, there's one system in error, I think the threat detection is off.
- 1:10:36[SPEAKER_03]: So it can't save, like, in terms of like putting us somewhere safe or like landing in a place that isn't dangerous or whatever is not going to be accurate.
- 1:10:45[SPEAKER_03]: So landing is going to be super difficult.
- 1:10:48[SPEAKER_10]: Take off and flight our 100% safe landing is a question mark.
- 1:10:56[SPEAKER_14]: All right.
- 1:10:56[SPEAKER_14]: Oh god.
- 1:10:57[SPEAKER_10]: You see, you see, as it's walking like the leg controls don't seem to work quite as well.
- 1:11:02[SPEAKER_10]: So like it kind of does like a little test jump ended at lands and just like flat out of the belly and just kind of skits.
- 1:11:09[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you see, bingus loves it.
- 1:11:11[SPEAKER_10]: Bingus is all about it.
- 1:11:12[SPEAKER_04]: It kind of writes itself.
- 1:11:16[SPEAKER_10]: You guys wake up to a terrifying but good surprise of this massive bingous with like seats have been like 3D printed on its back.
- 1:11:30[SPEAKER_10]: Is there anything else you guys want to do before you take full advantage of your new found bingous?
- 1:11:40[SPEAKER_07]: They'd bing us, bing us, grow.
- 1:11:43[SPEAKER_07]: I made it.
- 1:11:45[SPEAKER_07]: I made this.
- 1:11:45[SPEAKER_13]: You made it?
- 1:11:46[SPEAKER_04]: I made it.
- 1:11:48[SPEAKER_04]: I did a good thing.
- 1:11:48[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not just an old man.
- 1:11:50[SPEAKER_11]: I saw him.
- 1:11:52[SPEAKER_11]: I was, it was my watch and I saw him do it.
- 1:11:55[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 1:11:56[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
- 1:11:56[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 1:11:57[SPEAKER_04]: Time.
- 1:11:57[SPEAKER_04]: Help me.
- 1:11:58[SPEAKER_04]: Give me suggestions.
- 1:11:59[SPEAKER_04]: It was, it was delightful.
- 1:12:02[SPEAKER_04]: He added the scorts marks on the side.
- 1:12:04[SPEAKER_13]: They do it very cool.
- 1:12:06[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 1:12:07[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 1:12:07[SPEAKER_13]: Sweet ride.
- 1:12:09[SPEAKER_13]: So do we think this can get us there faster?
- 1:12:12[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't we try and you walk and we'll see you get there first.
- 1:12:15[SPEAKER_02]: I am crazy.
- 1:12:20[SPEAKER_10]: You see, this is the biggest looks like the big Bengus.
- 1:12:24[SPEAKER_10]: You see, it's eyes turn towards Viper and Viper.
- 1:12:27[SPEAKER_10]: One of the eyes opens and you see a little Bengus.
- 1:12:29[SPEAKER_10]: Kind of give you the like.
- 1:12:31[SPEAKER_14]: come out.
- 1:12:36[SPEAKER_14]: I tap on the window and then climb up the leg into one of the seats in the back.
- 1:12:41[SPEAKER_14]: I guess let's
- 1:12:43[SPEAKER_07]: All aboard.
- 1:12:43[SPEAKER_07]: That's ride wingers.
- 1:12:45[SPEAKER_07]: Wingers!
- 1:12:47[SPEAKER_04]: Wingers!
- 1:12:47[SPEAKER_04]: That's such a cool name!
- 1:12:49[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
- 1:12:50[SPEAKER_07]: I thought we were going to go off my head.
- 1:12:51[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't know it was going to land.
- 1:12:52[SPEAKER_07]: I just said it confidently, and I hope that one would agree, and everyone did.
- 1:12:55[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if I would... Wingers!
- 1:12:56[UNKNOWN]: Wingers!
- 1:12:57[SPEAKER_12]: Wingers!
- 1:12:57[SPEAKER_12]: Wingers!
- 1:12:57[SPEAKER_12]: Wingers!
- 1:12:57[SPEAKER_12]: Wingers!
- 1:12:57[SPEAKER_14]: Wingers!
- 1:12:58[SPEAKER_14]: Wingers!
- 1:12:58[SPEAKER_14]: Wingers!
- 1:12:58[SPEAKER_14]: Wingers!
- 1:12:58[SPEAKER_11]: Wingers!
- 1:12:59[SPEAKER_11]: Wingers!
- 1:12:59[SPEAKER_11]: Wingers!
- 1:12:59[SPEAKER_11]: Wingers!
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- 1:13:00[SPEAKER_11]: Wingers!
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- 1:13:00[SPEAKER_14]: Wingers!
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- 1:13:02[SPEAKER_07]: Wingers!
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- 1:13:04[SPEAKER_11]: Wingers!
- 1:13:05[UNKNOWN]: Wingers!
- 1:13:05[UNKNOWN]: Wingers!
- 1:13:05[UNKNOWN]: Wingers!
- 1:13:05[UNKNOWN]: Wingers!
- 1:13:05[UNKNOWN]: Wingers!
- 1:13:06[UNKNOWN]: Wing
- 1:13:06[SPEAKER_10]: I fixed it in post.
- 1:13:08[SPEAKER_10]: Fixed in post?
- 1:13:08[SPEAKER_10]: Fixed in post?
- 1:13:10[SPEAKER_10]: Alright.
- 1:13:10[SPEAKER_10]: Here it is.
- 1:13:11[SPEAKER_10]: In sync.
- 1:13:13[SPEAKER_06]: We did.
- 1:13:15[SPEAKER_06]: We did.
- 1:13:15[SPEAKER_06]: We did.
- 1:13:16[SPEAKER_10]: We did.
- 1:13:17[SPEAKER_10]: We did.
- 1:13:18[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
- 1:13:18[SPEAKER_10]: It works perfectly.
- 1:13:23[SPEAKER_10]: You guys take off on Wingus flying high of the cloud.
- 1:13:29[SPEAKER_10]: Wingus doesn't have much care for your comfort.
- 1:13:33[SPEAKER_10]: That's necessarily he is flying like crazy.
- 1:13:36[SPEAKER_10]: He's a flying squirrel operating a flying squirrel.
- 1:13:39[SPEAKER_10]: he's having a fucking ball, you guys are going through a roller coaster of a ride for the first couple minutes while he plays with this new toy.
- 1:13:48[SPEAKER_10]: So you're going through loop loops, you're going through and over clouds, you guys are instantly wet as you go through a cloud and like hit all that condensation.
- 1:13:56[SPEAKER_10]: Very quickly tried by the death dive towards the ground, but after a while he kind of studies out and you just just flying very quickly towards Dark Shadow Pass.
- 1:14:09[SPEAKER_10]: As you're kind of passing, you do see the walls of this past essentially like the mountainous region begins to come up on either side.
- 1:14:17[SPEAKER_10]: And you do see a couple of bandits that were littering the road like look up and flat, let fly some like straight arrows towards you getting nowhere close to Bengas.
- 1:14:28[SPEAKER_10]: You guys, he like spots him from mile away and goes way high.
- 1:14:31[SPEAKER_10]: You guys begin
- 1:14:35[SPEAKER_10]: Finding your way through this mountain pass the walls on either side of you are now full mountains And this is just a very thin valley Threading the needle between these two mountains And you begin looking around for signs of where big bingas could be Let's take jim all or uh Viper go ahead and roll wisdom checks Both are just more one both your role Yeah, this is really
- 1:15:08[SPEAKER_14]: Five and a two for me.
- 1:15:10[SPEAKER_03]: I got two thighs.
- 1:15:12[SPEAKER_10]: I think I think kind of working in tandem Viper you initially spot like a couple of like fallen oak trees like full things that have been like torn apart and scattered along this past You point them out and gymo.
- 1:15:28[SPEAKER_10]: I think you start seeing
- 1:15:31[SPEAKER_10]: You had hung out with this thing as when he was still like a little lad on your shoulder.
- 1:15:36[SPEAKER_10]: You knew how he liked to like burrow deep in things and find little nooks and crannies.
- 1:15:41[SPEAKER_10]: What do you see that tells you where thing is is?
- 1:15:47[SPEAKER_03]: I see, and we're like in a valley, just like a straight up.
- 1:15:53[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you're in like a valley, big like Rocky Mountains, kind of, but I decided very thin path.
- 1:15:58[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I see like three like tunnels next to each other, and they're like in a like a a tri-force kind of manner.
- 1:16:10[SPEAKER_03]: And okay, I know being used to make those and he would connect them somehow.
- 1:16:17[SPEAKER_03]: Either like there's two ones, like two of them, they're definitely traps involved and one of them is where he's living.
- 1:16:24[SPEAKER_10]: Hmm.
- 1:16:25[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say with two successes.
- 1:16:26[SPEAKER_10]: If you have a try for us, which one do you think is the safest path?
- 1:16:29[SPEAKER_03]: The safest path is always the one on the left.
- 1:16:35[SPEAKER_14]: Oh.
- 1:16:36[SPEAKER_14]: My bedtime to turn left stage.
- 1:16:38[SPEAKER_14]: But a proof.
- 1:16:40[SPEAKER_14]: Perhaps.
- 1:16:41[SPEAKER_10]: Perhaps.
- 1:16:43[SPEAKER_10]: Cass, you feel that tinkling of chimes behind you as you kind of look around looking for fate in this moment You see these three options before you this left center and right Just see flying next to you kind of like lacing on their side just kind of like very like Genie in a lab you know what I mean They kind of look at you kind of a waggle thing or go Not yet Okay, well, but
- 1:17:12[SPEAKER_10]: and flips back again and disappears into the cloud work.
- 1:17:16[SPEAKER_10]: Do you guys take the left hand path?
- 1:17:19[SPEAKER_13]: We're just straight up flying into one of them.
- 1:17:23[SPEAKER_01]: You tell me?
- 1:17:25[SPEAKER_01]: I don't see me.
- 1:17:26[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't say anything to say no to this.
- 1:17:29[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 1:17:30[SPEAKER_14]: Jane knows this pet.
- 1:17:31[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 1:17:33[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
- 1:17:33[SPEAKER_04]: Bingus, take us into the left.
- 1:17:36[SPEAKER_04]: Don't know.
- 1:17:37[SPEAKER_10]: You see Bingus kind of go.
- 1:17:40[SPEAKER_10]: And you hear a little bing, like little bing us, you hear it go, and then you hear mecha bing this goes, and you dive down into this darkened path.
- 1:17:59[SPEAKER_10]: As it goes, it's dark all around, all of a sudden, bingists' eyes are light, like headlights, and you begin to see everything in this cavern illuminated.
- 1:18:07[SPEAKER_10]: Clearly, this entire thing has been carved out by massive claws over quite a long time.
- 1:18:13[SPEAKER_10]: You see strata and striations of things that clearly mean this thing that's gotten bigger and bigger over time.
- 1:18:19[SPEAKER_10]: And as you look on the ground, you also see two
- 1:18:28[SPEAKER_10]: At exactly the gauge of a cart you guys had encountered the other day.
- 1:18:37[SPEAKER_07]: Oh boy, okay, do we want to sneak in?
- 1:18:42[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, and charge it.
- 1:18:43[SPEAKER_07]: Did we land just fine?
- 1:18:44[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I feel like we got to get down the ground, you guys were still flying through this tunnel.
- 1:18:49[SPEAKER_10]: You see, often the distance there, the biggest turns his headlights off for a moment, and you see there is a mode of light often the distance that begins growing bigger and bigger or signaling an entrance to some kind of larger cavern.
- 1:19:01[SPEAKER_10]: You know you're approaching something and you begin to hear as you get closer What sounds like would being rent apart and porn in a way that you've heard would be chopped and sought you never heard would be ripped
- 1:19:20[SPEAKER_10]: I now have to sound design that.
- 1:19:25[SPEAKER_10]: But you've never heard this particular sound, but instinctively, it goes back down your spine.
- 1:19:30[SPEAKER_10]: You know exactly what it is even though having never heard it before, are you guys approaching with stealth?
- 1:19:36[SPEAKER_10]: Are you barreling in?
- 1:19:37[SPEAKER_10]: Are you sending any kind of like scouting ahead?
- 1:19:40[SPEAKER_10]: What's the plan as you kind of enter in towards this cavern?
- 1:19:43[SPEAKER_03]: So we landed just fine.
- 1:19:45[SPEAKER_10]: You're still flying.
- 1:19:46[SPEAKER_03]: We're still flying in.
- 1:19:47[SPEAKER_10]: Let's be very clear.
- 1:19:48[SPEAKER_09]: You'll know if you land.
- 1:19:52[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 1:19:52[SPEAKER_13]: I would like us to try to send either Scout or to try to sneak in, but I have a suspicion that our landing might just give us away anyway.
- 1:20:04[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:20:07[SPEAKER_13]: We could try and see how it goes.
- 1:20:10[SPEAKER_14]: If I try and plan any of this, it's going to go bad.
- 1:20:14[SPEAKER_14]: So I'm just going to, I say we just parallel in.
- 1:20:18[SPEAKER_01]: We just narrow in.
- 1:20:19[SPEAKER_13]: I, you know what?
- 1:20:22[SPEAKER_13]: I think we can do it.
- 1:20:23[SPEAKER_13]: I think that sounds like a fun plan.
- 1:20:25[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, maybe, maybe Bingus never needs to land.
- 1:20:28[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 1:20:29[SPEAKER_11]: We just stay as airborne in the entire time.
- 1:20:31[SPEAKER_04]: And we just don't sort of, we don't have the system cast.
- 1:20:35[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
- 1:20:36[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 1:20:36[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 1:20:36[SPEAKER_04]: Steve ahead, stay in the air, Bingus.
- 1:20:40[SPEAKER_10]: I see you guys have chosen the route of pain.
- 1:20:44[SPEAKER_10]: Oh no.
- 1:20:44[SPEAKER_10]: You think you'll get around me?
- 1:20:46[SPEAKER_10]: I think not.
- 1:20:48[SPEAKER_10]: I've got to keep you fingers.
- 1:20:50[SPEAKER_10]: I've got to keep you fingers.
- 1:20:52[SPEAKER_10]: For the rest of the session, I'm just steeple my fingers.
- 1:20:54[SPEAKER_10]: And front of my face and just cap them lightly.
- 1:20:58[SPEAKER_11]: If a rooster laid an egg on top of Brian's fingers.
- 1:21:03[SPEAKER_11]: It's way way to roll.
- 1:21:07[SPEAKER_10]: Neither because it breaks, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 1:21:32[SPEAKER_10]: That one worked out.
- 1:21:34[SPEAKER_10]: That one was fun.
- 1:21:37[SPEAKER_10]: Kelly, you hear all of your friends saying, let's just go in, let's go, let's do it, let's not think, let's fucking do it, they're saying it confidently, they're saying, fuck it, it is not necessarily in Kelly's, Kelly with a wise nature to be chill with that.
- 1:21:55[SPEAKER_10]: Kelly with an eye has been a different story.
- 1:21:58[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
- 1:21:59[SPEAKER_10]: What is Kelly with an eye or Kelly with a Y feeling right now?
- 1:22:06[SPEAKER_13]: Kelly, upon first boarding wingess.
- 1:22:11[SPEAKER_13]: just fully reverted back to Kelly with a Y for a little while.
- 1:22:16[SPEAKER_13]: She got used to flying in such a like chaotic and erratic manner.
- 1:22:21[SPEAKER_13]: But once she started to get used to it and saw that her friends were kind of enjoying what was going on and that everybody was fine.
- 1:22:31[SPEAKER_13]: Like it was, you know,
- 1:22:34[SPEAKER_13]: chaotic, but everyone was doing okay, that she tried to really embrace the feeling of like a wind and her hair which is never down, but Kelly was in a eye, has it down, and her, you know, just really feel like the Ebb and flow in the flow of it.
- 1:22:52[SPEAKER_13]: So,
- 1:22:52[SPEAKER_13]: Upon reaching this tunnel, she's gotten back into Kelly with an eye mode, and her friends are all like confidently saying he got this.
- 1:23:04[SPEAKER_13]: Jay knows big bingists and bifur is like so confident and just can't do that.
- 1:23:11[SPEAKER_13]: Kelly's loving it and Cass seems to have some kind of like knowledge of this area.
- 1:23:18[SPEAKER_13]: Um, we're like feels confident that that bait is on his side and, um, Kelly's feeling good about E.C.
- 1:23:25[SPEAKER_13]: and maybe facing his brother and it being okay or like that things might be a little different there.
- 1:23:31[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, so Kelly's just like, yeah, everybody let's do it.
- 1:23:37[SPEAKER_13]: I feel good.
- 1:23:39[SPEAKER_10]: I think for the start of that flight, you actually tried to have your hair up, like Kelly with the Y, and...
- 1:23:45[SPEAKER_13]: It's ding-tably wet, go like, put it into a ponytail and then was like, I don't have a hair thing!
- 1:23:51[SPEAKER_10]: Ah!
- 1:23:51[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe the blue it out immediately.
- 1:23:52[SPEAKER_10]: I think even when you kind of vented, somehow almost that emotional steam came off you and seemed to like, starch your clothes that previous diaphos down literally got more constricting.
- 1:24:09[SPEAKER_10]: went away.
- 1:24:10[SPEAKER_10]: Your hair got flipped out.
- 1:24:12[SPEAKER_10]: You stopped carrying what it looked like even though when as you start slowing down at lands in it's very devil-made care way that you could never plan for you can only achieve by trusting that it will happen.
- 1:24:25[SPEAKER_13]: It's beach hair that you only get when you just chill at the beach and you cannot recreate it at all.
- 1:24:32[SPEAKER_10]: The flapping of your diaphenous gown, again making it wind swept and breezy.
- 1:24:38[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say go ahead and up your emotional level two one.
- 1:24:44[SPEAKER_10]: Accepting what is going to happen kind of the first step in trusting and in admiring Anyone else have anything they want to do before you guys like Breach into whatever this cavern may hold
- 1:24:59[SPEAKER_11]: I just gotta get this off my chest.
- 1:25:01[SPEAKER_11]: I turn to Viper and I say, I don't know why, but for some reason back when you stole those swords, I like remember the time when I spoiled a birthday surprise.
- 1:25:17[SPEAKER_11]: I just been feeling kind of guilty about that, so I just wanted to say I'm sorry for ruining that the fun little birthday card.
- 1:25:27[SPEAKER_14]: I think that moment like cuts through to Viper and like cuts through Viper just straight to Anna and like for a minute she just feels like she's back and her kind of not super capable not super like.
- 1:25:45[SPEAKER_14]: And maybe it's loved is she wants to like body and she just feels like the care of someone in her real life has for her even to apologize like years later that just really I think that just like takes her back and throws her off guard and then she kind of puts the facade back up and she's like, Oh, thanks man, what are on to the bridge.
- 1:26:07[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, the troll bridge.
- 1:26:09[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, water under the troll bridge.
- 1:26:12[SPEAKER_14]: Exactly.
- 1:26:13[SPEAKER_10]: I'll stick to him.
- 1:26:14[SPEAKER_10]: If you want to, depending on how you think your character react, I'll let you add either a circle or if if you're daring, I'll let you add across to your dice.
- 1:26:23[SPEAKER_14]: like a challenge.
- 1:26:24[SPEAKER_14]: I think I I think I will add a cross because I think that that moment of like concern and then it kind of makes her think about all the the plans that she had in her real life.
- 1:26:38[SPEAKER_14]: So I will add a cross for that.
- 1:26:41[SPEAKER_10]: You know you have good players when you offer them candy and they
- 1:26:50[SPEAKER_10]: you guys feeling more and less sure in various degrees of what you are doing, where you're going and what the plan even is fly through this opening.
- 1:27:01[SPEAKER_10]: You see bright light explodes around your eyes.
- 1:27:05[SPEAKER_10]: As you see, there's this massive cavern around you with what seems to be like ridges all along the sides and a large opening in the top that's letting sun in through almost like a moon roof type thing.
- 1:27:16[SPEAKER_10]: this kind of like large chamber that the whole top has been like carved out.
- 1:27:20[SPEAKER_10]: You see at the very bottom essentially directly underneath this hole is a large tree and like little oasis of greenery.
- 1:27:28[SPEAKER_10]: In this otherwise fully rocky cavern this one area that could get rain and get sunlight is as intended and is growing and curled underneath it underneath this massive massive tree is big bingus.
- 1:27:42[SPEAKER_10]: who has a full oak tree and is like eating it kind of like corn cob style munching on all the unicorns and all around the sides of the edges on the on these like ridges you see
- 1:28:01[SPEAKER_10]: Treesized carvings of like statues like essentially bingists is clearly like widowed down full trees into like various action figures or statues of cool to very degree success clearly he's gotten better over the many many years you see some that are basically just wooden blocks with like smiley faces and then as they get further down towards the bottom or I guess further up towards the top much more intricate designs
- 1:28:27[SPEAKER_10]: In this distance, you can't really see exactly what these RVs can see the vague outlines of human and gnome and elven silhouettes.
- 1:28:36[SPEAKER_10]: You also see that around the outside of this cavern, having somehow snuck this full wagon in, I realize I don't know how they snuck it in, but they snuck it in somehow.
- 1:28:47[SPEAKER_11]: He's a seasoned dragon slayer.
- 1:28:50[SPEAKER_10]: He's a dragon slayer.
- 1:28:51[SPEAKER_10]: He's a dragon slayer.
- 1:28:52[SPEAKER_10]: You see, they've actually disassembled a good portion of this cart.
- 1:28:55[SPEAKER_10]: It kind of like folds down various ways.
- 1:28:57[SPEAKER_10]: And now rather than having like a cart for carrying things, you see the horses at the front are attached like a Roman chariot.
- 1:29:04[SPEAKER_10]: That they have essentially weaponized this vehicle in a way.
- 1:29:10[SPEAKER_10]: You see, Ma and Pa are tying up the horses.
- 1:29:14[SPEAKER_10]: They're hiding behind the large rock outcropping.
- 1:29:17[SPEAKER_10]: And being this is just kind of like doing nothing and like eating away on this thing.
- 1:29:21[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say, Viper, can you roll a wisdom check for me?
- 1:29:27[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I sure can.
- 1:29:32[SPEAKER_14]: A one and a six.
- 1:29:34[SPEAKER_10]: Nice.
- 1:29:34[SPEAKER_10]: Love it.
- 1:29:36[SPEAKER_10]: Ooh.
- 1:29:36[SPEAKER_10]: I've been on the edge.
- 1:29:37[SPEAKER_10]: Really living on the edge there.
- 1:29:38[SPEAKER_14]: Why the dance?
- 1:29:39[SPEAKER_10]: We can stick, especially.
- 1:29:41[SPEAKER_14]: That's definitely does it, baby.
- 1:29:42[SPEAKER_10]: Especially because that's special.
- 1:29:45[SPEAKER_10]: Seeing up close now, you see bingas as you have seen this little bingas that's been like kind of giving you the what fur and like racing you and you know hip checking you while you guys were racing through the trees.
- 1:29:57[SPEAKER_10]: But you see it's face kind of turned towards you guys not necessarily looking at you just kind of regarding the cave around.
- 1:30:02[SPEAKER_10]: And you see the face of bingas is not the face of this small squirrel.
- 1:30:07[SPEAKER_10]: It is rather the face of your cat bingas.
- 1:30:10[SPEAKER_10]: And you see
- 1:30:11[SPEAKER_10]: Looking around in that same way you see it's you know squirrel paws come up and give that kind of like cat You know brush on the side of its face and you see around its neck is a bright pink color with a dangling some kind of charm Beneath it and I'll say with a six because it's a special you see this color kind of glow and pulse a little bit
- 1:30:35[SPEAKER_10]: You're not quite sure what it does, but it's not just like decorative.
- 1:30:37[SPEAKER_10]: This is clearly like something that's pulsing from this charm around his neck.
- 1:30:43[SPEAKER_10]: As you guys are being too fly through this area, I'll say since you made no attempts to hide.
- 1:30:47[SPEAKER_10]: As you pass through this, this is the first thing you guys see.
- 1:30:52[SPEAKER_10]: You see being this all of a sudden, look up towards you guys, kind of, regard you with a curious cat-like look of, you know, a cat-kind of chasing a fly around a place.
- 1:31:02[SPEAKER_10]: All of a sudden it goes,
- 1:31:04[SPEAKER_10]: You see, it's fangus being to just stand a little bit as it's upper lip curls, you see, it's tail, go top and straight, you see it kind of punch back, kind of what's you guys.
- 1:31:22[SPEAKER_10]: is it sorry is it is it a big bushy squirrel tail big bushy squirrel tail okay thank you so yeah you see you see a big bushy squirrel tail get even bushy or like a cast tail so it's just basically just a big pub on the back of it's but uh you see it looks at you guys kind of like stalking you see it's but begin to wiggle
- 1:31:49[SPEAKER_10]: as that happens to see off in the distance, Michael pull up on the reins of the horses and begin to charge towards Bengas.
- 1:31:58[SPEAKER_10]: We're gonna move into combat.
- 1:32:01[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, and we know who goes first.
- 1:32:04[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, we do, though, we go first.
- 1:32:06[SPEAKER_14]: I'd like to, when I see the cat, when I see that it is my former cat space, which is currently in the possession of my recent ex, I would like to just scream to everyone, don't kill it, don't kill it.
- 1:32:19[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it.
- 1:32:23[UNKNOWN]: I'm not bingous.
- 1:32:23[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, don't kill my cat.
- 1:32:24[SPEAKER_14]: What do you mean, you look?
- 1:32:27[SPEAKER_14]: My cat's last year's former Pokemon analogy.
- 1:32:34[SPEAKER_11]: Like the expression goes, one man's cat is another man's former Pokemon anathachie.
- 1:32:42[SPEAKER_10]: you guys fly through this tunnel exposing yourself to this massive cavern you see the wonders to behold in this cavern but don't have much time to take it in as you see big bingas looking towards you guys the charm around its neck beginning to sparkle and dangle and its eye is beginning to narrow its tail bushing up its haunches rearing back ready to jump up towards you guys and off to the left you see
- 1:33:07[SPEAKER_10]: Sir Michael in his chariot, driving directly towards Bengus with long sword extended, looking as resplendent as possible as the light glints off his armor, creating like this disco ball type effect all around the cavern of twinkling lights kind of hitting all the bits of the walls.
- 1:33:26[SPEAKER_10]: As that happens, you guys, for a moment, see a flash of what would be of semicol getting to attack first, bingus, turning and attacking him, then you guys kind of taking your turns.
- 1:33:41[SPEAKER_10]: but all of you from a moment here, the faint whisp of chimes, as all that is revound in your minds.
- 1:33:49[SPEAKER_10]: And as if it never existed, you see Cas move faster than any of you have ever seen before, Cas you act first.
- 1:33:58[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh, great.
- 1:34:00[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm gonna cast a scripture.
- 1:34:03[SPEAKER_11]: I'm gonna cast a scripture that I haven't cast yet.
- 1:34:05[SPEAKER_11]: This I don't think I've cast yet.
- 1:34:09[SPEAKER_11]: because it really works best when you go first and everybody is faster than me.
- 1:34:14[SPEAKER_11]: But I'm more.
- 1:34:15[SPEAKER_11]: So I'm going to cast prophecy.
- 1:34:18[SPEAKER_11]: I get sharp visions of future events.
- 1:34:21[SPEAKER_11]: I roll my wisdom dice pool along with my...
- 1:34:26[SPEAKER_11]: God bind your dice, and for every, uh, for every success, I basically get to save it and use it as either an advantage or a disadvantage for any role for the rest of the encounter.
- 1:34:40[SPEAKER_11]: Hell yeah.
- 1:34:42[SPEAKER_11]: Oh yeah, go ahead and roll that prophecy.
- 1:34:44[SPEAKER_11]: Alright, let's, let's prophesize.
- 1:34:48[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, so I got two fours, a six and a two, and it does have special add-and-extra success since you're just trying to get a level for every level I have at this god.
- 1:35:04[SPEAKER_13]: So that's really cool.
- 1:35:06[SPEAKER_11]: So that's four either advantage or disadvantage that I can I can use to help you guys do the cool stuff you want to do.
- 1:35:17[SPEAKER_10]: you hear the tinkling of fate, and you see hanging from the tree.
- 1:35:23[SPEAKER_10]: You don't seem to see the corporeal body of fate anywhere, but hanging from the tree almost like charms.
- 1:35:29[SPEAKER_10]: You see nine of these hanging scales, like these charms that go down to bobbles that go down to scales, all hanging kind of blowing in the breeze.
- 1:35:40[SPEAKER_10]: And you feel, as you kind of like move your hands back and forth, you feel them moving up and down with your emotions, and you feel the ability to control those fates as we go.
- 1:35:53[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, I do.
- 1:35:59[SPEAKER_10]: I guess, especially with that, is there anything else that casts is like feeling or or seeing in the moment that the rest of your party is not?
- 1:36:12[SPEAKER_11]: I guess Cassus feeling like he's part of the team, like he's not being led on a distraction mission.
- 1:36:23[SPEAKER_11]: That like as opposed to not really knowing even what everyone's goal is, I'm like I super know.
- 1:36:34[SPEAKER_11]: I know everything, and I'm going to use that to protect this giant squirrel cat and also my friends.
- 1:36:46[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you feel this newfound sense of just belonging in this group and like being capable, being useful, being helpful.
- 1:36:59[SPEAKER_10]: And I think you know that way quicker and way more
- 1:37:05[SPEAKER_10]: I just didn't have a decks of three or greater.
- 1:37:08[SPEAKER_13]: I'm 33.
- 1:37:09[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I have 33 as well.
- 1:37:11[SPEAKER_10]: I think we owe those three a great.
- 1:37:13[SPEAKER_10]: All three is except for, uh, except for Cass and then, yeah.
- 1:37:16[SPEAKER_10]: Oh yeah, um, who would like to go first?
- 1:37:22[SPEAKER_07]: I would love to intercept Michael.
- 1:37:25[SPEAKER_10]: Hell yeah, uh, are you, so you're, you guys are flying around on Vegas, uh, are you gonna try to like, tuck and roll essentially?
- 1:37:34[UNKNOWN]: Um,
- 1:37:35[SPEAKER_10]: If I weren't just that can roll, or would just that be for them.
- 1:37:40[SPEAKER_10]: I think it would be a dexterity check, but I think to do that to do that to guarantee I'll let you guys have successfully foiled my landing gear riddle If you want to skim the ground and slow down You can like it's just to just hop off no check needed But you guys will be a very close to Michael or very much in his way and very susceptible to like dingus like you guys will be a sitting duck target
- 1:38:08[SPEAKER_10]: If you want to kind of do a fly like a dip down you jump off, I'd say you will make a dexterity check, just a cold team.
- 1:38:17[SPEAKER_10]: One.
- 1:38:17[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'll do dexterity check, difficult team one then.
- 1:38:22[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
- 1:38:23[SPEAKER_10]: you guys see being us dive down and it's kind of like cannonball dive and it begins to pull up quickly and in that moment where you're almost suspended at the ground, you feel all of your gravity is getting forced down.
- 1:38:35[SPEAKER_10]: Ingrid, you begin to roll off, try to tuck and roll.
- 1:38:37[SPEAKER_10]: Go ahead and make that.
- 1:38:38[SPEAKER_10]: Just 30 check.
- 1:38:39[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you know what?
- 1:38:40[SPEAKER_11]: You can have an advantage.
- 1:38:42[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, thank you.
- 1:38:45[SPEAKER_14]: I want this result first, but I'd also like to take that moment to roll off when it's.
- 1:38:50[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, cool man.
- 1:38:54[SPEAKER_07]: Three successes one of them to sick.
- 1:38:56[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, wow.
- 1:38:57[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, nice.
- 1:38:58[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say with that.
- 1:39:00[SPEAKER_10]: Carolyn doesn't even have to make a roll.
- 1:39:02[SPEAKER_10]: Nice
- 1:39:04[SPEAKER_14]: I wanted to roll off and launch myself on to the cat business, like trying to get grab onto the collar.
- 1:39:11[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say Viper, go ahead and make a Dexterity check.
- 1:39:14[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say since you got two sixes, difficulties zero, and you get to make this crazy move, as if you're going to be able to fully like springboard you as well.
- 1:39:28[SPEAKER_14]: I got a one and two twos.
- 1:39:35[SPEAKER_14]: I would like to use, uh, something.
- 1:39:38[SPEAKER_13]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- 1:39:53[SPEAKER_07]: I like, I put it like, turn around and let me stuff for you.
- 1:39:57[SPEAKER_12]: He's like, yeah, situation.
- 1:39:59[SPEAKER_12]: Cool.
- 1:40:00[SPEAKER_10]: Viper, did you want to?
- 1:40:01[SPEAKER_10]: You have a skill called if all else fails in which you can temporarily give up your luck entirely.
- 1:40:07[SPEAKER_10]: It's essentially give control of your D6 to me.
- 1:40:10[SPEAKER_10]: You succeed to me.
- 1:40:12[SPEAKER_10]: You escape whatever situation you're in.
- 1:40:14[SPEAKER_10]: But I'll give you back that D6 probably in a worse situation.
- 1:40:19[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, I would like to do that because if I fall off, if I failed this, like there's a chance that I could get hurt or like hurt the cat or something.
- 1:40:29[SPEAKER_10]: So I will and you might come through just like, whoa, it comes through magic comes through the color changes color.
- 1:40:41[SPEAKER_10]: England rolls off effortlessly and as he begins to roll off he like I don't you like pull back your feet almost like to springboard Viper Viper you plant your feet what goes wrong and how are you giving up your luck to make it succeed
- 1:41:00[SPEAKER_14]: Um, I think maybe feeling like a little just reminded of my who I actually am in the real world and that like I can't do this I absolutely can't do this in real life.
- 1:41:15[SPEAKER_14]: No human can do this, but I especially can't.
- 1:41:18[SPEAKER_14]: So I think that that doubt just really creeps in and I hesitate for a second and it makes me slip.
- 1:41:27[SPEAKER_14]: And then I catch a glimpse of the trust acts that Kelly with an eye wheel that is also her parents for some reason.
- 1:41:41[SPEAKER_14]: And the gleaming light from that makes me feel like, oh, no, you can just trust in your luck.
- 1:41:50[SPEAKER_14]: And I like coil my muscles extra from that and like push the extra way and like grab on and I'm dangling from the cats collar of the big bingus you springboard off.
- 1:42:06[SPEAKER_10]: This is not about good luck or bad luck or bad acting.
- 1:42:09[SPEAKER_10]: Foolish, this is just about acting.
- 1:42:12[SPEAKER_10]: You acting this moment, springboard off and find yourself dangling from a massive collar.
- 1:42:17[SPEAKER_10]: Your hands are fully extended and you're at like 10 and 2 on this thing.
- 1:42:24[SPEAKER_10]: You are hanging there, I'm going to say, Ingrid, it's going to feel like you want to do with your action.
- 1:42:28[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say, really, that's just your movement to get off.
- 1:42:30[SPEAKER_07]: I like, row to stop from landing and then stand up.
- 1:42:34[SPEAKER_07]: And I was going to put myself in front of my core.
- 1:42:38[SPEAKER_07]: And he said he's on a chariot, like charging forward.
- 1:42:41[SPEAKER_07]: Essentially, yeah.
- 1:42:42[SPEAKER_07]: So I was going to like stand there, arms out spread, being like, wait, question for you.
- 1:42:48[SPEAKER_10]: Are you holding the sword?
- 1:42:53[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think I'm holding it, but it's very visible.
- 1:42:57[SPEAKER_07]: I don't believe it's like right there.
- 1:42:58[SPEAKER_07]: So I think you would see it.
- 1:43:01[SPEAKER_10]: And then my other question to you, are you saying weight or are you saying weight?
- 1:43:10[SPEAKER_07]: I'm saying wait, not saying wait, I think right now I'm still kind of unsure of what that power is and I want to at least just talk to my co-first.
- 1:43:25[SPEAKER_10]: You let out that syllable of weight and as you do, you feel almost as if
- 1:43:31[SPEAKER_10]: A second vocal cord wants to speak, but you clamp it down as like you feel something almost leaking from your mouth and it's like gaseous form, you clamp that down, suck it back in, and let this normal voice come out that in this moment feels almost wrong or than letting this other thing come out.
- 1:43:51[SPEAKER_10]: You can't quite put a word to it, but you don't have time to, because you see Michael look at you, grab the reins, rear back harder, sword at the ready, and then his eyes glanced down to your waist.
- 1:44:06[SPEAKER_10]: And he sees the glint of that very elaborate basket hill, on another wise, very normal, but sharp sword.
- 1:44:15[SPEAKER_10]: You see him pull back on the reins, his eyes looking directly at you and he jumps off of the chariot standing face to face with you.
- 1:44:24[SPEAKER_10]: I thought I told you that was my sword and he levels this sword at your chin almost like tapping your chin.
- 1:44:37[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I understand we can
- 1:44:45[SPEAKER_07]: We can't kill this creature.
- 1:44:49[SPEAKER_10]: We should hear you to tell me what to do.
- 1:44:52[SPEAKER_10]: Who are you to tell me anything with your lies and your deceit?
- 1:44:57[SPEAKER_10]: You take from me, you take from others.
- 1:45:01[SPEAKER_10]: I earned everything I've gotten.
- 1:45:03[SPEAKER_10]: What have you done?
- 1:45:04[SPEAKER_10]: But take in it.
- 1:45:09[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I'm...
- 1:45:13[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not here to argue that quite frankly, but have you looked around and I like just like so hands up like gesture to the carvings, this creature is clearly intelligent and very least some degree and you're just going to kill it because it was taken up trees to carve out of,
- 1:45:43[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say go ahead and roll a Christmas check.
- 1:45:46[SPEAKER_10]: I will make your roll with this advantage, so one less.
- 1:45:48[SPEAKER_10]: That's fair.
- 1:45:49[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to say difficulty one, so you got to get two of them.
- 1:45:54[SPEAKER_07]: Four and a five, the T-successes.
- 1:45:56[SPEAKER_01]: Damn, you did it.
- 1:45:57[SPEAKER_10]: Shit.
- 1:45:58[UNKNOWN]: Nice.
- 1:45:59[SPEAKER_10]: You see, the sword level at your chin drops just a millimeter as he kind of, his head doesn't move an inch, but his eyes glance around and you see him kind of like, fully take in what is in this area, looks at it, and you still have the words range from your mouth of like, this is intelligent animal, he looks even goes, maybe right.
- 1:46:26[SPEAKER_10]: Certainly more than I can say for you.
- 1:46:27[SPEAKER_10]: Keep pulls back levels to sort at you.
- 1:46:33[SPEAKER_10]: I'll consider your words.
- 1:46:35[SPEAKER_10]: A liar is true every now and then, a broken clock right twice a day.
- 1:46:38[SPEAKER_10]: You may be right, maybe I should reevaluate.
- 1:46:41[SPEAKER_10]: I'll deal with that after I deal with you.
- 1:46:43[SPEAKER_10]: You wanted that sword.
- 1:46:45[SPEAKER_10]: You wanted to take it from me.
- 1:46:47[SPEAKER_10]: Then draw it.
- 1:46:52[SPEAKER_10]: You want it?
- 1:46:54[SPEAKER_10]: You have to earn.
- 1:46:58[SPEAKER_07]: Draw!
- 1:46:59[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, okay, and I will draw.
- 1:47:03[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.
- 1:47:04[SPEAKER_03]: From Winguist, uh, jagos.
- 1:47:06[SPEAKER_04]: Kikusus!
- 1:47:10[SPEAKER_10]: You see Paul pops up from somewhere.
- 1:47:12[SPEAKER_10]: I'm gonna come, fuck, you won't, don't you, fucking fuck about my boy!
- 1:47:18[SPEAKER_14]: That's just a rivalry that I'm actually here.
- 1:47:24[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, first.
- 1:47:25[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.
- 1:47:28[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 1:47:28[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 1:47:28[SPEAKER_10]: England, I'm going to say that acts as your turn.
- 1:47:31[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
- 1:47:32[SPEAKER_10]: Michael is going to go.
- 1:47:33[SPEAKER_10]: He also has a decks of three, and he is going to attack.
- 1:47:37[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 1:47:37[SPEAKER_10]: I'm before he rolls, he's getting a disadvantage.
- 1:47:41[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 1:47:42[SPEAKER_10]: He does get an advantage in swords, so he's going to be rolling just as straight three.
- 1:47:46[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
- 1:47:48[SPEAKER_10]: England, what's your defense?
- 1:47:50[SPEAKER_10]: Defense is zero.
- 1:47:51[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
- 1:47:51[UNKNOWN]: Cool.
- 1:47:54[SPEAKER_10]: Ooh, okay, not too bad.
- 1:47:55[SPEAKER_10]: Roll the two, two, and a four.
- 1:47:57[SPEAKER_10]: So he immediately swings the sword.
- 1:48:00[SPEAKER_10]: You see, it kind of fly over your head.
- 1:48:02[SPEAKER_10]: And you see, though you, you, Enoch, have never experienced sword play.
- 1:48:07[SPEAKER_10]: Like you may be watching Fencing at the Olympics, you recognize good form when you see it in anything.
- 1:48:12[SPEAKER_10]: Anyone, no matter how trained or untrained, can recognize mastery in a master when they move.
- 1:48:18[SPEAKER_10]: There's an effortlessness to it.
- 1:48:20[SPEAKER_10]: He quickly swings the sword in this fast blow, but a testing blow and kind of knocks you backwards knocking off one of your guard But you notice just a little hitch to it that even you notice like that shouldn't happen.
- 1:48:34[SPEAKER_10]: You see his eyes kind of go questioning a little bit and Cas you
- 1:48:40[SPEAKER_10]: feel your thumb pressing down on one of the scales in the tree, triggering it from a distance, you see that scale shift.
- 1:48:48[SPEAKER_10]: And as it shifts, you see almost like Cheshire cat like sitting on the tree, you see just the teeth and the eyes of a smile of bait kind of stretch out.
- 1:49:00[SPEAKER_11]: Well, you like that, huh?
- 1:49:04[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I got to get more.
- 1:49:05[SPEAKER_10]: I got more.
- 1:49:05[SPEAKER_10]: You hear from the back of your head.
- 1:49:11[SPEAKER_00]: You know, when you know what's going to happen, sometimes you've got to have a little fun with it.
- 1:49:21[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I'm glad you're having fun.
- 1:49:23[SPEAKER_10]: You see, he kind of pushes down a little harder on that scale, and you kind of feel it happening to it.
- 1:49:28[SPEAKER_10]: It feels.
- 1:49:30[SPEAKER_10]: good like there's a power to it there's a control to it and he releases it and it kind of goes back to normal as you see this dual begin between these two brothers who else had a three uh yeah Kelly and okay Kelly and Jay um which one do you want to go you can go Kelly
- 1:49:52[SPEAKER_13]: Um, okay, uh, because she is currently feeling the trust and she's like, yeah, my friends got it.
- 1:50:01[SPEAKER_13]: She, uh, he's like, oh, it's like a little bit of fun.
- 1:50:04[SPEAKER_13]: And she's kind of basically like, so chaos.
- 1:50:08[SPEAKER_13]: So, uh, I think similarly as we're coming down low, she's got to try to jump out of wingess and the ultimate goal is she wants to get over to the
- 1:50:22[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, nice.
- 1:50:24[SPEAKER_11]: Nice.
- 1:50:25[SPEAKER_10]: I'll ask you how trusting are you of wengus is fine and I'll tell you mechanically what this means.
- 1:50:37[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 1:50:38[SPEAKER_10]: You can fully trust wengus and essentially just fall out.
- 1:50:41[SPEAKER_10]: Get yourself a position.
- 1:50:42[SPEAKER_10]: I'll let you do everything you want to do essentially.
- 1:50:44[SPEAKER_10]: You may take them.
- 1:50:45[SPEAKER_10]: I'm essentially going to roll a straight up or down and you'll lose a guard.
- 1:50:48[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
- 1:50:50[SPEAKER_10]: If you take that risk, you will go up to the second level of emotion.
- 1:50:55[SPEAKER_10]: If you don't, if you want to roll for it, you'll roll a dexterity pool, challenge rate, challenge zero, very likely pass, but you won't get that additional advantage.
- 1:51:09[SPEAKER_13]: I think Kelly's really vibe in, and she trusts Swingus, and she's going to
- 1:51:15[SPEAKER_13]: So you're going to do like the cool matrix fall and she's like, yeah, baby.
- 1:51:19[SPEAKER_13]: And so she talked to you and do.
- 1:51:22[SPEAKER_10]: Go ahead and roll a D six.
- 1:51:25[SPEAKER_10]: You want four five or six.
- 1:51:26[SPEAKER_10]: One, two, three means you lose a guard.
- 1:51:31[SPEAKER_10]: you fly off this thing, land easily on your feet, fully trusting and wing this wing is kind of like looks back, gives you a little wing as it flies up back in the air.
- 1:51:42[SPEAKER_10]: You see the chariots still kind of moving forward.
- 1:51:45[SPEAKER_10]: What do you want to do?
- 1:51:46[UNKNOWN]: You want to?
- 1:51:47[SPEAKER_13]: I wanted to take my eye sacks and split it into... Is it Bob and Suzanne?
- 1:51:56[SPEAKER_06]: Suzanne?
- 1:51:57[SPEAKER_06]: Suzanne?
- 1:51:58[SPEAKER_13]: And do like a double swing to cut both of the like reins.
- 1:52:03[SPEAKER_13]: To basically let the horses run free to to cause chaos.
- 1:52:08[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I'll say you you flip backwards and land between the horses like on the yoke that's connecting them You land riding between these two horses like some fucking Western movie.
- 1:52:17[SPEAKER_10]: You grab your single ice axe split it into two and you hear Panning between your left and right ears you hear in your left your mom going
- 1:52:26[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you got this.
- 1:52:27[SPEAKER_10]: That was so good.
- 1:52:28[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, you're really great at this and you're here in your left your dad going, you know, I told you about your friends are pretty good.
- 1:52:36[SPEAKER_10]: You should really pay attention to them.
- 1:52:38[SPEAKER_10]: They're like, those are some good folks over there and you slashed down.
- 1:52:43[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to say go ahead and roll your dexterity dice for plus your emotion night dice.
- 1:52:48[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 1:52:48[SPEAKER_10]: Difficult is zero.
- 1:52:52[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, so that's a one, a three, a six and a seven.
- 1:52:58[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, two specials in that, you easily separate these horses.
- 1:53:03[SPEAKER_10]: What?
- 1:53:04[SPEAKER_13]: Is it only one?
- 1:53:05[SPEAKER_13]: Is it over six?
- 1:53:06[SPEAKER_10]: Oh yeah, sorry, if it's six or over, that's a special.
- 1:53:11[SPEAKER_10]: Ah, cool.
- 1:53:11[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 1:53:11[SPEAKER_10]: You easily cut the range.
- 1:53:13[SPEAKER_10]: The horses, I'll say with the six and seven, horses start going crazy.
- 1:53:16[SPEAKER_10]: You see big bingas looking around wildly.
- 1:53:18[SPEAKER_10]: Do you want the horses to distract big bingas or distract Michael?
- 1:53:25[SPEAKER_13]: Ooh, uh, not gonna lie to you.
- 1:53:28[SPEAKER_13]: I don't think Kelly thought that far ahead.
- 1:53:31[SPEAKER_13]: I guess big bingas.
- 1:53:33[SPEAKER_10]: They start running around the outside of this thing.
- 1:53:35[SPEAKER_10]: They look a bit bingas and Winnie Berm.
- 1:53:39[SPEAKER_10]: Woo!
- 1:53:39[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, and begin to fly around.
- 1:53:41[SPEAKER_10]: Um, begin to run around.
- 1:53:43[SPEAKER_10]: Big bingas kind of is looking around to them.
- 1:53:44[SPEAKER_10]: Like, doesn't seem to want to attack them, but it's just like, what the fuck are these?
- 1:53:48[SPEAKER_10]: They're like, you know, there's a very like ants in my house type thing.
- 1:53:52[SPEAKER_14]: As a as big bingus his head is going back and forth I'm kind of like my feet are like dangling Hell yeah, that is your turn.
- 1:54:06[SPEAKER_10]: Last up is jim all you are the last one on top of this On top of the biggest mech on top of wingus you're flying around what do you want to do?
- 1:54:16[SPEAKER_14]: We're gonna get the color of red guys.
- 1:54:18[SPEAKER_14]: I give you a thumbs up from where I'm dangling
- 1:54:22[SPEAKER_03]: And then I look, I go to the bingas controlling wingas, and I'm like, bingas, this is the thing you have claws?
- 1:54:30[SPEAKER_04]: Corro?
- 1:54:36[SPEAKER_04]: Let's swoop down and cut that color off.
- 1:54:40[SPEAKER_04]: Corro?
- 1:54:42[SPEAKER_10]: You swoop down.
- 1:54:45[SPEAKER_10]: So what I'm going to do mechanically for this collar, big bingus is defensive to the collar is essentially going to have the same defense is him but was significantly lower health, essentially to get this thing cut off.
- 1:54:57[SPEAKER_10]: So you're still trying like this thing is big.
- 1:54:58[SPEAKER_10]: It's moving around.
- 1:54:59[SPEAKER_10]: You're trying to swipe at that.
- 1:55:01[SPEAKER_10]: It's still going to have some health because it's like a thick, you know, leather strap.
- 1:55:04[SPEAKER_10]: you swoosh down as you make an attack with mech vengas go and roll your intelligence pool plus your neo die and uh for sure taking advantage is okay okay all right that's a two six is a four a three and a nine
- 1:55:27[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, how many of those are above a four or four above, four and above are four of them and then there's one three Yeah, she is two six and one was a nine.
- 1:55:38[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, okay six in the nine.
- 1:55:40[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god So it's defense is two, so you're still doing two hits to this thing You swooped down big big big Mac bit what is it wing us?
- 1:55:53[SPEAKER_10]: So what have been gusses?
- 1:55:55[SPEAKER_10]: You fly down gripping onto like the leather strap holster of wingas diving down and it's like Paragrant Falcon Death Dive claws extended as it rips down the leather of this thick collar Tears a large chunk out of it
- 1:56:13[SPEAKER_10]: You see this thing is badly damaged, mechanically it still has one health left, it is like literally hanging on and you see the charm on the front, beginning to pulse kind of wildly and erratically whereas before it was pulsing at this very regular interval, you see big thing is kind of look up to you, it's eyes looking at you,
- 1:56:36[SPEAKER_10]: You said that Jiamal would only know big bingas when you looked into its eyes.
- 1:56:45[SPEAKER_10]: What do you see in big bingas' eyes?
- 1:56:48[SPEAKER_04]: That's a fucking cut.
- 1:56:54[SPEAKER_03]: I see when big vingists look into my eyes, I think I'm all sees like a, a look of like fear and sadness of like oh, this thing has been alone for so long.
- 1:57:11[SPEAKER_03]: And I think in seeing like Viper and Jiamal and like even the other folks is like maybe seeing some recognition of like wait.
- 1:57:20[SPEAKER_03]: I think I knew these people.
- 1:57:23[SPEAKER_03]: And I think as it happens we can all kind of seeing like corners of the room like widdled character like our characters are in different places.
- 1:57:34[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh and then Jiamal goes.
- 1:57:41[SPEAKER_10]: As you swoop down and see that sadness and loneliness in its eyes, and you see the carvings of you and your party, you especially are featured throughout here, you see carvings that were originally just like wood blocks with smiles, and by the end, these are some.
- 1:58:00[SPEAKER_10]: Pretty fucking intricate sculptures of you in this idealized version you see you in a bunch of different poses He's made your arms so they can articulate he literally move your round like an action figure You see that look of recognition and sadness in his eyes But in his eyes alone
- 1:58:21[SPEAKER_10]: You see, his mouth still snorled, his body still tense, and his charm still pulsing.
- 1:58:29[SPEAKER_10]: It's a regular interval.
- 1:58:32[SPEAKER_10]: You know, it's your boy in there.
- 1:58:35[SPEAKER_04]: Oh!
- 1:58:36[SPEAKER_04]: That's our pinkus, guys.
- 1:58:37[SPEAKER_04]: That's our pinkus.
- 1:58:41[SPEAKER_11]: Ah!
- 1:58:42[SPEAKER_11]: That's our pinkus.
- 1:58:43[SPEAKER_12]: We're calling for you, baguettes!
- 1:58:46[SPEAKER_12]: That's my, but you're my binges.
- 1:58:49[SPEAKER_10]: I'm, I want to say something nice, but I was a bit preoccupied.
- 1:58:58[SPEAKER_10]: You know that that is your bengas, which makes it all the more terrifying when he opens his mouth, Greer's back, and you see a sickly green and brown liquid fill in the back of his throat as he
- 1:59:26[SPEAKER_04]: It's not, that's not, that's new.
- 1:59:28[SPEAKER_11]: I would like to give that.
- 1:59:30[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, yes, advantage, please.
- 1:59:31[SPEAKER_11]: You're going to give it to Spaniards.
- 1:59:32[SPEAKER_11]: I'll take it again.
- 1:59:33[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
- 1:59:33[SPEAKER_11]: I will, I will, I will, I saw, I saw it coming.
- 1:59:36[SPEAKER_11]: And I, and I like lean on the, like the controls, just to like try and move us out of the way.
- 1:59:44[SPEAKER_10]: You lean on the controls, pressing your thumb ever down on this larger scale for bingus and feeling that surge of,
- 1:59:54[SPEAKER_10]: power and control in what that feels like.
- 1:59:57[SPEAKER_10]: You're changing someone's fate, someone's destiny, whether or not you know how, what effect it will have, you are altering someone else's path with just the press of your finger.
- 2:00:09[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's gonna roll with this advantage.
- 2:00:10[SPEAKER_10]: So just four.
- 2:00:11[SPEAKER_10]: That is two sixes, a one and a four.
- 2:00:17[SPEAKER_06]: Oh no.
- 2:00:19[SPEAKER_10]: It could have moved three-sixes.
- 2:00:21[SPEAKER_06]: Could have been three-sixes.
- 2:00:23[SPEAKER_10]: That might help.
- 2:00:27[SPEAKER_10]: So, I will say, I saw the first row and it was worse.
- 2:00:29[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 2:00:32[SPEAKER_10]: So, don't jump in that.
- 2:00:35[SPEAKER_10]: Oh no, I'm saying you you didn't want to spot us.
- 2:00:39[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay.
- 2:00:40[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
- 2:00:40[SPEAKER_11]: Do tell me that.
- 2:00:41[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.
- 2:00:43[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, Brian.
- 2:00:44[SPEAKER_10]: So, Cass, you were still on things spec?
- 2:00:48[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, yeah.
- 2:00:49[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't jump out.
- 2:00:50[SPEAKER_10]: Some both of you are going to take two hits.
- 2:00:53[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
- 2:00:54[SPEAKER_10]: And both of you are covered in this sticky sap, which is freezing you in place, essentially bringing your movement to zero.
- 2:01:03[SPEAKER_10]: You'll still be able to fly around on bingus because you've kind of found yourself on a vehicle, but you won't be able to move off of bingus until you take a full turn to extracate yourself from this.
- 2:01:13[SPEAKER_11]: Did, does the fact that I have a defense of one matter in that regard, you would only take one hit.
- 2:01:20[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, great.
- 2:01:21[SPEAKER_11]: So I lose one guard and jim all you lose both your guard?
- 2:01:26[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I have three guard, mother fucker.
- 2:01:28[SPEAKER_03]: Oh hell yeah.
- 2:01:30[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
- 2:01:31[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, I'm down to one guard.
- 2:01:32[SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah.
- 2:01:33[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 2:01:33[SPEAKER_11]: So so far, no one's taking any health damage.
- 2:01:37[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
- 2:01:37[SPEAKER_11]: Good to know.
- 2:01:38[SPEAKER_10]: you feel this spray of hotstap hit you guys are able to wing this is kind of able to like turn on a dime you guys just kind of get hit on the side of like a partial spray but you feel it slowly clamming up your joints and things unable to kind of move from the spot where you're at.
- 2:01:55[SPEAKER_10]: Wingas starts like flying up and trying to get away from big bingas.
- 2:01:59[SPEAKER_10]: And Jima, your head is plastered looking directly into Wingas' into big bingas' eyes, as his mouth closes again, and you see those very sad, very apologetic eyes with that hot-sap still dripping from its mouth.
- 2:02:16[SPEAKER_04]: It's okay, it's okay, bingas, I've had worse secretions on me.
- 2:02:23[SPEAKER_10]: You see, even big, big, big, just goes, huh?
- 2:02:29[SPEAKER_10]: Ha ha ha ha ha.
- 2:02:29[SPEAKER_11]: Gross.
- 2:02:31[SPEAKER_11]: Top of the order, we are back to Cas.
- 2:02:34[SPEAKER_11]: We're just going to do another prophecy.
- 2:02:36[SPEAKER_11]: I spent all four of my successes from last time, so it's how you can get some more.
- 2:02:46[SPEAKER_11]: Oh my gosh.
- 2:02:48[SPEAKER_11]: I got a two, two, sixes and an 11.
- 2:02:51[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
- 2:02:53[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wow.
- 2:02:53[SPEAKER_11]: King cast.
- 2:02:54[SPEAKER_11]: And unfortunately, only I only get to use the special one time, since I only have one level in my god, so that still counts as four, four more successes.
- 2:03:05[SPEAKER_11]: So that's gonna be feeling more advantages or disadvantages for the next round.
- 2:03:10[SPEAKER_10]: you feel that familiar power surging into you are seeking it out.
- 2:03:18[SPEAKER_10]: You feel this.
- 2:03:20[SPEAKER_10]: Something akin to Godhood.
- 2:03:23[SPEAKER_10]: You are playing with other people's lives in a way that
- 2:03:27[SPEAKER_10]: That one should be able to avoid as it feels good.
- 2:03:31[SPEAKER_10]: And as you feel that you feel your thumb come off of being a sister scale, you all of a sudden flash back to that robbery.
- 2:03:42[SPEAKER_10]: Gone wrong.
- 2:03:43[SPEAKER_10]: You guys had done when you were kids.
- 2:03:46[SPEAKER_10]: You see that.
- 2:03:48[SPEAKER_10]: Echo of the Cheshire Kat smile and eyes of fate lingering on the tree above big binguses scale of fate.
- 2:03:57[SPEAKER_10]: And as you are getting led out of this this CVS this this convenience store this this small raid having been busted by this bumbling cop who wouldn't have caught you if not for some bad luck.
- 2:04:11[SPEAKER_10]: You see the
- 2:04:15[SPEAKER_10]: kind of flipping through this big book of like bulk purchase orders and things and behind him there's a manager there, big manager tag on and you see there's some kind of weirdly positioned in the air kind of pushing down on something not there and you see the same
- 2:04:40[SPEAKER_10]: As you flash back to here, the air whipping through your face, the hot saps still burning into your skin.
- 2:04:48[SPEAKER_10]: Is there anything else you want to do with your turn?
- 2:05:00[SPEAKER_11]: No, I mean, I'm taking a back by that.
- 2:05:03[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't remember that guy.
- 2:05:10[SPEAKER_11]: Why is he, he looks so familiar.
- 2:05:12[SPEAKER_11]: I can't, that doesn't, but we're in, we're inside a game and that was real.
- 2:05:18[SPEAKER_11]: Is that can't, can't, can't get distracted have to focus on these prophecies.
- 2:05:26[SPEAKER_11]: I'm seeing that in like several other visions, all at once, and I like linger on that one for a second, and then I snap back, and I'm focused on my friends in their various precarious situations.
- 2:05:42[SPEAKER_10]: You see the world in front of you in like double triple quadruple vision as possible.
- 2:05:47[SPEAKER_10]: It just could be things that couldn't be things that never will be or all layered on top of each other like onion paper and you see how easily it would be for you to just shift one sheet to the left to the right up down.
- 2:05:59[SPEAKER_10]: We move there and you glancing down as being as as wing is kind of like makes a move.
- 2:06:04[SPEAKER_10]: You see down off to the left.
- 2:06:06[SPEAKER_10]: Sir Michael and England locked in this battle.
- 2:06:09[SPEAKER_10]: Ingrid, you're up first.
- 2:06:11[SPEAKER_07]: I think.
- 2:06:12[SPEAKER_07]: England's been pairing and blocking it.
- 2:06:15[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think it's actually been on the attack, and I think he's just getting more and more frustrated and I think I'm been noticed to him.
- 2:06:28[SPEAKER_07]: I probably didn't realize this, but I think every time Cass actually calls upon the godly power.
- 2:06:36[SPEAKER_07]: There's like a post in England's chess and then they're throw it as if.
- 2:06:43[SPEAKER_07]: they're reacting to it in some kind of way that they're not fully aware of, they don't understand.
- 2:06:50[SPEAKER_07]: And I think that's plus the frustration of every time we try to attack that Michael Perry's or from at least the beginner to despite Michael just insulting you.
- 2:07:02[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it was an ingren.
- 2:07:03[SPEAKER_07]: It gets to the point where I think he,
- 2:07:07[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to use my voice.
- 2:07:08[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to use the voice.
- 2:07:09[SPEAKER_07]: And I think what you see is I think I described it but around his wrists and his neck are like almost like tattooed black bands and from the band on his neck up you kind of see if such stuff is the ember and then it full on flame like hellfire as his
- 2:07:33[SPEAKER_07]: skin and then my sword and everything underneath burns away through a crystal and skull.
- 2:07:38[SPEAKER_07]: In his ways I should be is a green ruby, a green ruby's where some kind of duck missed something going on, swanning around in there, around his ways no should be in ears as well or there are smaller crystals and his marker is hands open and
- 2:07:56[SPEAKER_07]: Can I roll?
- 2:07:57[SPEAKER_07]: Can I roll fat?
- 2:07:58[SPEAKER_07]: If I give a bad off.
- 2:07:59[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, so with the dictator, it's a little different than other people.
- 2:08:06[SPEAKER_10]: You're going to roll your D4 and also your charisma pool.
- 2:08:09[SPEAKER_10]: The D4 is essentially the number.
- 2:08:12[SPEAKER_10]: The charisma pool is how much you can bring it up or down by.
- 2:08:16[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 2:08:17[SPEAKER_10]: So it's your ability to control your power.
- 2:08:21[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to roll the D4 first.
- 2:08:23[SPEAKER_10]: We'll see where you're at.
- 2:08:27[SPEAKER_10]: a four.
- 2:08:28[SPEAKER_01]: Woo hoo.
- 2:08:29[SPEAKER_01]: So hell yeah.
- 2:08:30[SPEAKER_07]: First success is off the bat and I'm a charisma.
- 2:08:37[SPEAKER_07]: In total, that is seven successes, there are two successes in there.
- 2:08:42[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, wow.
- 2:08:43[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
- 2:08:45[SPEAKER_07]: It's going to be the four successes I wanted to be.
- 2:08:48[SPEAKER_07]: So I think, so from what I understand about this, um,
- 2:08:52[SPEAKER_07]: At least one successful each target, I'm at least targeting my core, and it's part of it, so I don't lose any successes for that.
- 2:08:59[SPEAKER_10]: Are you attempting to control or are you attempting to injure control?
- 2:09:06[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 2:09:08[SPEAKER_10]: you're using seven.
- 2:09:09[SPEAKER_10]: So how this works is you are up against his willpower.
- 2:09:13[SPEAKER_10]: If it's less than his willpower, he's still, you still control him but he can make willpowering saves.
- 2:09:19[SPEAKER_10]: If it is above his willpower, you completely overwhelm him.
- 2:09:24[SPEAKER_10]: You've got seven that is far above the willpower of any mortal being.
- 2:09:30[SPEAKER_10]: What brings out what command is issued forth with a power never before understood by the mortal realm?
- 2:09:43[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think it's like one word.
- 2:09:47[SPEAKER_07]: I think you see this draw hang open.
- 2:09:52[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not moving a booming voice that goes out, and it just says,
- 2:10:00[SPEAKER_07]: Please, you are strong child, but I am the only stretcher, I am the end, I am a god killer, I am a daily life.
- 2:10:19[SPEAKER_07]: I think everyone hears that, but my cool Michael's vision goes black.
- 2:10:27[SPEAKER_07]: can they just see this crystalline skull in front of him, everything meets around him, and I think in front of him he sees like a vision, multiple visions of ingrin, cutting him down in different ways, multiplying around him, just seeing all the various ways that ingrin could kill my coat if he wanted to.
- 2:10:49[SPEAKER_07]: and then they're all disappear.
- 2:10:50[SPEAKER_07]: And I think what's odd if you allow me to take the rain, GM rain, so it's the rain, it's the rain.
- 2:10:57[SPEAKER_07]: I think Michael's not the only one that sees this.
- 2:11:00[SPEAKER_07]: I think everyone else hears the voice, sees the skull thing, but doesn't see like the darkness, the weird manipulation of what he's seeing.
- 2:11:07[SPEAKER_07]: But I think casters think castes this, and even fate is kind of poured into this vision as well.
- 2:11:16[SPEAKER_07]: So they kind of are watching this, and they fully are aware and seeing what Michael's experiencing in this.
- 2:11:23[SPEAKER_07]: mental space before it dissipates like it never happened and the flames subsided and the skin you see the muscles and tense in use grow back again over his face.
- 2:11:35[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I feel like it fully just like takes over all of like the different like onion skin visions that I'm seeing all of a sudden it's just that.
- 2:11:45[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and then it's gone.
- 2:11:47[SPEAKER_07]: And I think when he says
- 2:11:51[SPEAKER_07]: I am Dayside, his eyes like move and look to fate, and then hell yeah, just a face, and then you see one is skin, splash everything reef forms, you see like behind, ingrants eyes, it's almost like it was not there, and then it refocuses again and turns back, like he's looking at MC air at this point and confused turns back to Michael.
- 2:12:18[SPEAKER_10]: The rules as written for this, state that an emotion of seven plus is supernatural, otherworldly likely to have miraculous effects.
- 2:12:34[SPEAKER_05]: You have commanded someone, regardless of your intentions, to flee.
- 2:12:48[SPEAKER_10]: whether they will be forever fleeing, whether they will flee from life, whether they will flee from this realm, you tell me how Michael interprets this.
- 2:13:05[SPEAKER_10]: And I will give you absolute control because this is a game-breaking level of this power being used.
- 2:13:14[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, but I do want you to keep in mind, you are unleashing fear into this person and you've commanded them to flee.
- 2:13:28[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
- 2:13:30[SPEAKER_05]: I think
- 2:13:35[SPEAKER_07]: I think this fair is like so ingrained or so primal, that I think it's more of a case of he's scared of me now, I think in his...
- 2:13:50[SPEAKER_07]: like Lizard Brain, he's attached like, I don't know, like a color or a shape that it's on me right now to the fear he has.
- 2:13:58[SPEAKER_07]: And I think anytime he sees that color or shape, like he feels the instinct of fear and need to run.
- 2:14:05[SPEAKER_07]: And I think it's,
- 2:14:11[SPEAKER_07]: I honestly think it's the green of the crystal eyes he had.
- 2:14:16[SPEAKER_07]: Whenever he sees anything within a few degrees of that shade of green, he's just suddenly thrown back into this memory of the intense faith he has now and will run from wherever that green is seen.
- 2:14:32[SPEAKER_07]: I think he runs, he runs for his life, and it will like,
- 2:14:37[SPEAKER_07]: where off, like, you will be like, okay, I'm safe at this point, but if you ever see the green of that similar shade of those eyes that were looking down at him, you will remember that fair as it feels currently happening and run again.
- 2:14:50[SPEAKER_05]: Whether or not you guys.
- 2:14:57[SPEAKER_10]: stay in this realm, playing it again, this realm exists in some way, where the metaphysical or physical or real or imagined, it is a place.
- 2:15:11[SPEAKER_10]: Places have legends and myths.
- 2:15:14[SPEAKER_10]: And today, before you whether or not you guys know it or not in the moment, a new legend has been born
- 2:15:33[SPEAKER_10]: the man for ever fleeing any shade of emerald.
- 2:15:40[SPEAKER_10]: For years, people will debate what that means, where the story came from, what it signifies what the moral is if there is a moral, but any time a sailor is out on the sea and they see the green light on some kind of strange,
- 2:15:57[SPEAKER_10]: not a cool experience, but whenever someone is looking too deeply into a campfire, it's a little flicker of green, that chill of fear will be echoed from Michael down their spines.
- 2:16:15[SPEAKER_10]: It will exist for time immaterial.
- 2:16:19[SPEAKER_10]: Screw as any idiom, the cat is curious as the fox is clever.
- 2:16:24[SPEAKER_10]: It is simply a truth of this world.
- 2:16:28[SPEAKER_10]: A green flam is something to run from.
- 2:16:36[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
- 2:16:37[SPEAKER_10]: Michael, please, mind-puffly, after him,
- 2:16:46[SPEAKER_10]: What?
- 2:16:47[SPEAKER_10]: Are you feeling after this moment coming back into yourself from its space so far beyond humanity?
- 2:16:58[SPEAKER_07]: I...
- 2:17:01[SPEAKER_07]: I think I intentionally grabbed from my throat.
- 2:17:07[SPEAKER_07]: Being like immense power coming from me and I think it was more terrifying as how natural it came out.
- 2:17:14[SPEAKER_07]: I think I'm scared of myself.
- 2:17:17[SPEAKER_07]: I think I'm terrified of what I just did because I think in the moment I wasn't aware of why I did, but coming back from it is like I remember a dream, so but obviously I'm seeing the results of it and yeah and I think I'm terrified.
- 2:17:42[SPEAKER_07]: they had and just kind of stack the stick takers few steps back and just kind of almost like collapsed it on myself just trying to understand what I just did and what's going on.
- 2:17:53[SPEAKER_07]: And
- 2:17:55[SPEAKER_07]: figure out how much of a controller have over it because I think now looking up seeing my friends, trying their best to wrestle with this cat, squirrel, dragon, creature, I don't want to be something that can make that worse or even dangerous.
- 2:18:14[SPEAKER_10]: you stumble back from the almost impact of this moment, sword clatters to your feet.
- 2:18:22[SPEAKER_10]: You hear the sounds of big bingas' massive, sap-fire breath.
- 2:18:27[SPEAKER_10]: You hear wingas.
- 2:18:30[SPEAKER_10]: Kooing in this massive way and flying around, you hear your friends, you hear, even the tinkling of chimes that you know is from fate still echoing.
- 2:18:40[SPEAKER_10]: Seeing, I think possibly, true surprise in fate.
- 2:18:47[SPEAKER_10]: As you for a moment glimpsed, it's bright blue crystalline eyes and savage cheshire smile.
- 2:18:56[SPEAKER_10]: You kind of collapse in on yourself looking down at the ground and you see the glint of the sword this rape you're on the ground and you see something you hadn't seen before.
- 2:19:09[SPEAKER_10]: On the inside of this well-made basket hill is some scratchings of an inscription.
- 2:19:21[SPEAKER_10]: I don't agree that you pick it up, you see the inside of this basket hill inside.
- 2:19:32[SPEAKER_10]: This is very tiny gold lettering and you see etched in for my brother.
- 2:19:40[SPEAKER_10]: You were always good enough.
- 2:19:49[SPEAKER_07]: I'd stop crying.
- 2:19:52[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my god.
- 2:19:53[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my god.
- 2:19:54[SPEAKER_04]: Everyone's crying, bro.
- 2:19:56[SPEAKER_07]: Damn, dude.
- 2:19:57[SPEAKER_04]: I'd cry.
- 2:19:58[SPEAKER_07]: I'd just stop.
- 2:20:00[SPEAKER_07]: Just like loudly subbing.
- 2:20:02[SPEAKER_07]: Right there on the ground.
- 2:20:06[SPEAKER_10]: You collapsed down with knowledge of what your brother has been made by your rage in this moment.
- 2:20:18[SPEAKER_10]: holding in your hand proof of his love.
- 2:20:25[SPEAKER_10]: And I think that's where we'll end for this episode.
- 2:20:27[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god, oh my god, oh we've done with tears.
- 2:20:29[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god, oh my god.
- 2:20:31[SPEAKER_14]: Fuck him up.
- 2:20:31[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
- 2:20:47[SPEAKER_13]: He said there was been inscription.
- 2:20:49[SPEAKER_11]: I was like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 2:21:12[SPEAKER_07]: Wow, he missed the whole pacific.
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- 2:22:31[SPEAKER_10]: No.
- 2:22:31[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
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- 2:22:33[SPEAKER_10]: I've run a bit.
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