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- 0:00Speaker 1: The medical advice discussed in the following program is not
- 0:03Speaker 1: to be followed under any circumstances. If you do get
- 0:06Speaker 1: your medical advice from sports talk shows, then you definitely
- 0:10Speaker 1: should see a doctor.
- 0:12Speaker 2: On today's show, we're digging deep into the scandal surrounding
- 0:16Speaker 2: Jalen Hurts that's rocking the entire NFL and the entire
- 0:20Speaker 2: medical community.
- 0:22Speaker 3: It's the scandal we are calling Cloddergate.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Cloddergate.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Cloddergate.
- 0:27Speaker 2: The Jalen Hurts blood clot scandal.
- 0:32Speaker 3: All right.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Before we go any further, you know, if you're wondering
- 0:35Speaker 2: why we're opening the show this way and not with,
- 0:37Speaker 2: you know, the typical yo-yo-yos and whatnot.
- 0:39Speaker 3: Yeah, not today. This is a serious show. Yeah, what's
- 0:42Speaker 3: wrong with you?
- 0:43Speaker 2: You want entertainment, you go somewhere else. You know, we
- 0:46Speaker 2: got the quarterback of the Eagles, an American hero in despair.
- 0:49Speaker 2: If you haven't heard the news by now. The Eagles
- 0:52Speaker 2: medical staff, well, they reportedly allowed Jalen Hurts, Eagles quarterback,
- 0:57Speaker 2: to play the game in England against the Jaguars, even
- 1:00Speaker 2: though his body was filled to the brim with dangerous
- 1:03Speaker 2: blood clots.
- 1:05Speaker 3: And even though they could have lost that.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Game and the next 12 games and still win the
- 1:09Speaker 2: NFC East by a mile. But that's another subject. Anyway,
- 1:12Speaker 2: this is just a terrible, troubling oversight, isn't it, Tony?
- 1:16Speaker 4: Look. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:33Speaker 5: I'm no medical expert, but when I go to a
- 1:36Speaker 5: Jiffy Lube and there's some buildup in my car, they
- 1:41Speaker 5: just do a coolant flush and clean out the system
- 1:44Speaker 5: for like $ 20. Couldn't they just do the same thing,
- 1:48Speaker 5: a blood flush for Jalen Hurts where they just take
- 1:51Speaker 5: out the bad blood and then put in good blood?
- 1:54Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you know, you got to explore all avenues.
- 1:57Speaker 3: You got to explore all the avenues. You have to.
- 2:00Speaker 2: And on that note, just full disclosure here, you know,
- 2:03Speaker 2: we did directly reach out to the Eagles organization.
- 2:06Speaker 1: We did.
- 2:07Speaker 2: To get all of Jalen Hurts' medical records, you know,
- 2:09Speaker 2: so we could analyze them ourselves, you know. Of course.
- 2:12Speaker 3: And all we got from them is crickets. Nobody even responded.
- 2:16Speaker 2: You know, which shows you there's clearly some cover-up going
- 2:19Speaker 2: on here, doesn't it, Tony?
- 2:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:20Speaker 3: You know, you have to wonder what they're hiding.
- 2:22Speaker 5: Hold on.
- 2:23Speaker 3: Because if they're not, oh.
- 2:25Speaker 1: What?
- 2:25Speaker 4: Hold on.
- 2:25Speaker 3: What are you doing? What do you want?
- 2:28Speaker 4: You can't ask someone to share their personal health records.
- 2:32Speaker 3: It's called journalism, bro. Yeah, you ever hear of journalism?
- 2:37Speaker 4: It's called a HIPAA violation. That's short for the Health
- 2:41Speaker 4: Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. If the Eagles decided to
- 2:46Speaker 4: disclose that information, they could be sued for millions. They
- 2:50Speaker 4: could even be sentenced to prison.
- 2:54Speaker 2: On the subject of disclose, you are disclosed to getting
- 2:58Speaker 2: a savage beating.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Yeah, and here's a sentence for you. Shut the fuck up. Yeah,
- 3:05Speaker 3: stop interrupting. Oh, no, shut up. Yeah, we have important
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- 3:41Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're going to get to work right now
- 3:43Speaker 2: on our special report, Cloddergate.
- 3:47Speaker 3: Cloddergate, the Jalen Hurts blood clot scandal.
- 3:52Speaker 1: All right.
- 3:53Speaker 2: As we start off our special coverage of Clottergate, first,
- 3:56Speaker 2: let's break down what we know so far.
- 3:58Speaker 1: All right.
- 3:58Speaker 2: So Jalen Hurts somehow got a blood clot when he
- 4:01Speaker 2: got cleated or something during the Rams game. But then
- 4:04Speaker 2: the team had him fly to England and reportedly had
- 4:07Speaker 2: him stay up for 36 hours before the game. And
- 4:10Speaker 2: then had him start the game against the.
- 4:13Speaker 3: Jaguars, a game they almost won. Well, to me, Donnie.
- 4:17Speaker 2: There's somebody here who looks much worse than the Eagles
- 4:20Speaker 2: medical staff.
- 4:21Speaker 3: It's Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence, of course. I was thinking
- 4:24Speaker 3: the same exact thing.
- 4:26Speaker 5: Trevor Lawrence almost lost the game to a guy who
- 4:29Speaker 5: was basically on his deathbed. And he also needed his
- 4:33Speaker 5: kicker to save him in the end. Which all makes
- 4:35Speaker 5: me wonder, what serious health condition is Trevor Lawrence suffering from?
- 4:41Speaker 5: Because if he's so bad at football that he almost
- 4:44Speaker 5: lost to a guy with a body full of blood clots,
- 4:47Speaker 5: then what is he suffering from? Gout or, you know,
- 4:51Speaker 5: type 2 diabetes or, you know, pig flu?
- 4:54Speaker 2: You know, it's all on the table now. It is
- 4:57Speaker 2: all on the table. Just terrific football and also medical
- 4:59Speaker 2: analysis there, Tony. And, you know, I still hear these
- 5:02Speaker 2: people out there, these morons, saying the season is over
- 5:06Speaker 2: for the Eagles.
- 5:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:08Speaker 3: What's your take there, Tony? Well, right now, the Eagles
- 5:11Speaker 3: are 2-4.
- 5:12Speaker 5: If they can get to a very attainable 4-13, I
- 5:17Speaker 5: think they'll have a great shot of winning the NFC East.
- 5:20Speaker 5: But if they don't, I think it's time the Eagles
- 5:23Speaker 5: clean house and start over. And I don't mean get
- 5:26Speaker 5: rid of the players, but the doctors. We got to
- 5:29Speaker 5: cut all these loser doctors from the roster.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Put up those stats.
- 5:35Speaker 5: Right now, the Eagles medical staff ranks dead last in
- 5:38Speaker 5: the NFL in every major statistical medical category.
- 5:44Speaker 3: Preventing injuries, 32nd.
- 5:47Speaker 5: Preventing near fatal quarterback starts, dead last.
- 5:51Speaker 3: Malpractice percentage, 100%.
- 5:54Speaker 5: No wonder Lane Johnson retired. He wasn't afraid of getting
- 6:00Speaker 5: hurt on the football field, but in the doctor's office.
- 6:04Speaker 3: I totally agree, Tony.
- 6:05Speaker 2: In fact, you know, we were talking about potential replacements
- 6:09Speaker 2: on the medical staff.
- 6:10Speaker 3: And there's one.
- 6:11Speaker 2: Name we kept coming back to, didn't we? I think
- 6:13Speaker 2: it would be a slam dunk.
- 6:15Speaker 3: Dr. Phil.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Dr.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Phil, exactly.
- 6:18Speaker 5: You know, when you think about it, not only is Dr.
- 6:21Speaker 5: Phil a doctor, his name is Phil like Philadelphia. You know,
- 6:27Speaker 5: just think of the health benefits, but also the merch benefits.
- 6:31Speaker 5: The t-shirts and the mugs and all the other merchandise
- 6:35Speaker 5: you could sell.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Dr. Phil Adelphia Band-Aids. Dr.
- 6:40Speaker 5: Phil Adelphia Blood Clot Remover. Just so much potential revenue.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Huge opportunity there, Tony. Great ideas. Thank you.
- 6:50Speaker 2: Another thing we got to mention, a lot of people,
- 6:52Speaker 2: they're saying that this was such a huge mistake by
- 6:55Speaker 2: the Eagles medical staff. that they could have actually killed
- 6:58Speaker 2: Jalen Hurts. Well, this is interesting, Tony. I just read this.
- 7:02Speaker 2: In a somewhat related story, the Falcons doctors have reportedly
- 7:06Speaker 2: reached out to the Eagles doctors to ask what went
- 7:09Speaker 2: so wrong. And how they could possibly replicate the situation
- 7:13Speaker 2: into a Tagovailoa's bloodstream.
- 7:16Speaker 4: Wow.
- 7:17Speaker 2: In fact, yeah, sources are saying they are hoping that
- 7:19Speaker 2: the Falcons doctors could learn from the Eagles doctors just
- 7:24Speaker 2: step-by-step what went so wrong and, you know, hopefully get
- 7:27Speaker 2: Tua so filled with blood clots that they can get
- 7:29Speaker 2: out of that contract, you know, through some medical liability.
- 7:32Speaker 3: Very interesting.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Very interesting.
- 7:33Speaker 3: Anyway, I think you posted on that.
- 7:34Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 7:35Speaker 2: But, you know, something that must be said here, Tony. People,
- 7:39Speaker 2: they're blaming the Eagles for putting Jalen Hurts on that
- 7:42Speaker 2: flight to England, saying it further endangered his health. Now, again,
- 7:47Speaker 2: I'm no medical expert here, Tony, but wouldn't it have
- 7:50Speaker 2: been more dangerous.
- 7:51Speaker 3: To leave Jalen Hurts in the United States? I was
- 7:54Speaker 3: thinking the same thing.
- 7:56Speaker 5: You know, if the entire team medical staff was flying
- 7:59Speaker 5: to England, then who was going to be there to
- 8:02Speaker 5: take care of Jalen Hurts?
- 8:04Speaker 3: Nobody, of course.
- 8:05Speaker 5: You know, we've seen these kind of situations before. You know,
- 8:09Speaker 5: in fact, I remember hearing one time about this family
- 8:12Speaker 5: that flew to Europe and accidentally left their son at
- 8:15Speaker 5: home alone, you know, by himself with nobody to take
- 8:19Speaker 5: care of him. And well, there were these criminals who
- 8:22Speaker 5: broke into the home and tried to kill the kid.
- 8:26Speaker 5: And it was only because the kid was smart enough
- 8:29Speaker 5: to create all these booby traps and whatnot that he
- 8:32Speaker 5: could stop the criminals. But, you know, would you want
- 8:35Speaker 5: that happening to Jalen Hurts when he's supposed to be
- 8:38Speaker 5: in bed resting?
- 8:40Speaker 3: No, of course not. Great points all around that, Tony.
- 8:44Speaker 2: And another thing we got to mention here, just to
- 8:47Speaker 2: give the people out there some perspective instead of relying
- 8:50Speaker 2: on the always negative clickbait media. People are saying this
- 8:54Speaker 2: was all bad for Jalen Arts. That's not the way
- 8:57Speaker 2: I see it at all. To me, you know, if
- 9:00Speaker 2: you got blood clots all over your body, well, that's
- 9:03Speaker 2: a good thing.
- 9:04Speaker 3: That's a great thing. I was thinking the same thing.
- 9:06Speaker 5: I mean, what's the most important thing a quarterback can have?
- 9:11Speaker 3: Football in his blood. Exactly.
- 9:14Speaker 5: And this just proves that Jalen Hurts has so much
- 9:17Speaker 5: football in his blood that his immune system's going crazy,
- 9:22Speaker 5: clotting up, just trying to keep all that football contained
- 9:26Speaker 5: inside his body. And now that the football's leaking out
- 9:29Speaker 5: because there's so much of it, his body just can't
- 9:32Speaker 5: keep up. You know, we need to create a new
- 9:35Speaker 5: blood type just for Jalen Hurts.
- 9:37Speaker 3: Forget about AB. He's FB for football.
- 9:42Speaker 5: And frankly, you know, this just makes a lot of
- 9:44Speaker 5: other QBs like Trevor Lawrence and also Patrick Mahomes with
- 9:49Speaker 5: their non-clot and body parts and totally intact veins and
- 9:53Speaker 5: organs look really bad right now.
- 9:56Speaker 3: Totally agree, Donnie.
- 9:57Speaker 2: And you know, and also this just shows how great
- 10:01Speaker 2: Jalen Arts is.
- 10:01Speaker 3: Absolutely.
- 10:02Speaker 2: Because when you think about it, despite all this blood
- 10:05Speaker 2: clot news this week... Jalen Hurts still had the best
- 10:09Speaker 2: week six of any starting quarterback in the entire NFC East,
- 10:13Speaker 2: didn't he, Tony?
- 10:13Speaker 3: No question. Put up those stats.
- 10:16Speaker 5: Let's compare Jalen Hurts in week six to the other
- 10:20Speaker 5: three NFC East QBs combined. Let's start with losses. Dak, Jamis,
- 10:27Speaker 5: and Jaden had three total losses. Jalen, a flawless zero. Interceptions. Dak, Jamis,
- 10:36Speaker 5: and Jaden combined for an embarrassing four total interceptions.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Jalen.
- 10:43Speaker 3: Again, zero. Passer rating.
- 10:46Speaker 5: The other three had a combined passer rating of an
- 10:50Speaker 5: abysmal 75.9. But Jalen Hurts had a perfect passer rating
- 10:57Speaker 5: of 158.3 because he passed on playing in the game
- 11:02Speaker 5: against the Panthers. And that was a perfect pass because
- 11:06Speaker 5: he knew the Eagles didn't need to win because their
- 11:09Speaker 5: division is hot garbage.
- 11:11Speaker 3: And everyone was going to lose anyway.
- 11:14Speaker 2: Just inarguable statistical analysis there, Tony. And, you know, by
- 11:19Speaker 2: the way, talking about the negative media, the news reports
- 11:22Speaker 2: all out there say Jalen Hurts is done for the season.
- 11:26Speaker 2: but I think that's a little premature, don't you, Tony? 100%.
- 11:31Speaker 5: Sure, that's what the Eagles doctors say, but haven't we
- 11:34Speaker 5: already realized the Eagles doctors are idiots and terrible at
- 11:38Speaker 5: their job and don't understand, you know, how doctoring works?
- 11:42Speaker 3: You know, again.
- 11:44Speaker 5: I'm no medical expert, but couldn't we just figure out
- 11:47Speaker 5: a way to get the blood clots out of Jalen Hurts' system? Like,
- 11:52Speaker 5: you know, those long pipe cleaner type things with the
- 11:55Speaker 5: little bristles that you use to clean inside the water bottles?
- 11:59Speaker 3: Couldn't you get a very.
- 12:01Speaker 5: Long one of those and just stick it inside Jalen Hurts'
- 12:04Speaker 5: blood vessels and, you know, you push it in and
- 12:07Speaker 5: out and you move the blood clot and clean out
- 12:10Speaker 5: his insides?
- 12:11Speaker 3: You know, I was wondering the same thing, Donnie.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:14Speaker 2: You know, I admit, freely, I'm no medical expert either.
- 12:17Speaker 2: But I was thinking, too, you know, couldn't you get
- 12:20Speaker 2: one of those, you know, suction things, you know, they.
- 12:22Speaker 3: Have at the car wash? At the car wash, yeah.
- 12:25Speaker 3: You get to clean between the seats, you know?
- 12:27Speaker 2: And they get out the things like, you know, the
- 12:29Speaker 2: peanuts or the dimes or Tic Tacs down there. You know,
- 12:32Speaker 2: couldn't you just hook up, you know, one of those
- 12:34Speaker 2: suction things to Jalen Hurts' blood vessels?
- 12:37Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 12:38Speaker 3: And you just suck all the clots right out?
- 12:40Speaker 2: Yep. Again, I'm no medical expert here, but I think
- 12:44Speaker 2: you got to explore all the options. You have to.
- 12:47Speaker 2: You have to.
- 12:48Speaker 5: And, you know, frankly, it's just a shame that these
- 12:50Speaker 5: team doctors are just giving up and not trying any
- 12:53Speaker 5: of that.
- 12:53Speaker 3: That's why they all got to go. You got to
- 12:55Speaker 3: clean house.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Another thing we got to talk about here, because, you know,
- 13:00Speaker 2: a lot of the media, well, they're talking about the
- 13:02Speaker 2: legal ramifications of this Jalen Arts thing, that the Eagles
- 13:05Speaker 2: could somehow be in trouble. To me, it's the NFL
- 13:10Speaker 2: that's violating the law.
- 13:11Speaker 3: Don't you agree, Tony? Exactly. I've been wondering, what about
- 13:15Speaker 3: the Eagles' disability rights?
- 13:17Speaker 5: Like, if you had a bunch of handicapped people at
- 13:20Speaker 5: a company, well, the company should be forced to do
- 13:23Speaker 5: things to accommodate the disabled people and compensate them too.
- 13:28Speaker 5: Right now, the NFL isn't doing any of that for
- 13:31Speaker 5: the Eagles.
- 13:32Speaker 3: That's an ocean violation.
- 13:35Speaker 5: By my legal interpretation, the NFL should be giving out
- 13:39Speaker 5: disability payments to Jalen, Saquon, and all the other 20
- 13:43Speaker 5: or so injured players. That way, they can redeem the
- 13:48Speaker 5: points for things like perks, like food, medicine, or, you know,
- 13:53Speaker 5: points in a game. So, like, let's say, for example,
- 13:57Speaker 5: the Eagles lose to the Panthers 25-14. But then it's like, wait,
- 14:03Speaker 5: Jalen and Saquon want to cash in their disability.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Boom.
- 14:08Speaker 5: Now it's 38-25 Eagles and everything is fair.
- 14:13Speaker 2: You know, it makes a ton of sense when you
- 14:15Speaker 2: lay it all out like that, Tony. That about wraps
- 14:19Speaker 2: up our special report. But any final thoughts you'd like
- 14:22Speaker 2: to share?
- 14:23Speaker 5: You know, I just really hope that Jalen Hurts has
- 14:26Speaker 5: a speedy recovery, hopefully in the next couple of days
- 14:29Speaker 5: or so, despite what the lying media and all those
- 14:33Speaker 5: lying doctors say is, quote, highly impossible. And that we
- 14:37Speaker 5: get those better, more open-minded doctors in there who aren't
- 14:41Speaker 5: afraid to try different out-of-the-box approaches. You know, like getting
- 14:46Speaker 5: a long pipe cleaner thing with the bristles on. into
- 14:49Speaker 5: his blood vessels to clean out the blood clots or
- 14:52Speaker 5: maybe one of those car wash suction things that cleans
- 14:55Speaker 5: between the seats to suck out those blood clots or
- 14:59Speaker 5: maybe both just to make sure we're doing our best
- 15:03Speaker 5: for Jalen. And, you know, if that doesn't work, you know, acupuncture.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Just beautifully said that, Tony. And, well, that ends our
- 15:12Speaker 2: special report on Cloddergate. And, you know, while we're on
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- 15:33Speaker 2: Anyway, we're not done with NFL news. More big news
- 15:37Speaker 2: after the break. All right, we're back for break. Let's
- 15:43Speaker 2: get to some other big news out there, starting with
- 15:46Speaker 2: this baseball, the Rays.
- 15:49Speaker 3: You see this Junior Caminero under.
- 15:51Speaker 2: Fire because he wildly celebrated after hitting the home run
- 15:55Speaker 2: in the clinching game. versus the Guardians. I found this
- 15:59Speaker 2: behavior absolutely despicable.
- 16:02Speaker 3: Didn't you, Tony?
- 16:03Speaker 5: That was just so disgraceful. I mean, Junior Caminero hits
- 16:08Speaker 5: a home run on his home field in front of
- 16:10Speaker 5: all those Rays fans, which gives his team a two-run
- 16:13Speaker 5: lead and gives them another chance to get their first
- 16:17Speaker 5: World Series in the history of their franchise. I mean,
- 16:20Speaker 5: do you really think that's something to celebrate? Running around
- 16:24Speaker 5: and pumping your chest about?
- 16:26Speaker 3: Not in the slightest.
- 16:28Speaker 5: Terrible.
- 16:29Speaker 3: Terrible.
- 16:30Speaker 2: Well, the World Series is set, Tony. The Rays will
- 16:32Speaker 2: face the Milwaukee Brewers. Your thoughts on this matchup?
- 16:39Speaker 3: You know, I don't really care. Can we just go
- 16:41Speaker 3: back to talking football?
- 16:44Speaker 2: Yeah, good idea. There's more to get to anyway. Oh,
- 16:48Speaker 2: the Bears, they beat the Falcons 31-23. It was Caleb Williams'
- 16:53Speaker 2: first game back from injury. And, well, we totally saw
- 16:56Speaker 2: this coming, didn't we, Tony?
- 16:57Speaker 3: Yup.
- 16:58Speaker 5: For years, Caleb Williams has privately told everyone around him
- 17:03Speaker 5: how much he admires Phoenix. So when he got the
- 17:06Speaker 5: chance to go head-to-head against Phoenix.
- 17:09Speaker 3: You could tell how excited he was.
- 17:12Speaker 5: In fact, Caleb came out so strong and put the
- 17:16Speaker 5: Bears up 31-7, which made a lot of people think
- 17:20Speaker 5: he might have come too quickly. Because then Phoenix started
- 17:24Speaker 5: coming from behind. And it looked like Caleb was going
- 17:26Speaker 5: to blow his lead. I mean his lead. But then
- 17:30Speaker 5: Caleb pulled out, you.
- 17:32Speaker 3: Know, the win.
- 17:33Speaker 5: And you could see Phoenix deflating on the sidelines there.
- 17:37Speaker 5: Which just shows when Caleb faces Phoenix, it really brings.
- 17:41Speaker 3: Out his best. Couldn't agree more, Tony. Terrific breakdown. Thank you.
- 17:46Speaker 2: We also have to discuss the NFL's growing penalty problem.
- 17:49Speaker 2: You know, week four of the season saw 17 penalties
- 17:53Speaker 2: per game. That was the most in any NFL week
- 17:56Speaker 2: since 2005. Then in week six, there were 24 penalties in.
- 18:00Speaker 3: The Panthers-Eagles game.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Now, people are saying, well, the NFL, they're trying to
- 18:06Speaker 2: lengthen the games to get in more ads, more gambling time,
- 18:09Speaker 2: you know, all that.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Tony, what's your solution here? Well, there's really only one solution.
- 18:15Speaker 5: We got to start having a second team of refs
- 18:18Speaker 5: to throw penalties on the other refs. That way, if
- 18:22Speaker 5: a ref throws a flag, a second ref can throw
- 18:25Speaker 5: another flag and say, hey, wait a second, not so fast.
- 18:29Speaker 3: That way we can then, you know, finally have some
- 18:32Speaker 3: kind of.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
- 18:34Speaker 3: We're not even at the end of the show. What
- 18:36Speaker 3: are you doing? I should call a flag on you.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:39Speaker 4: What? We might as well just start corrections now.
- 18:44Speaker 1: What?
- 18:44Speaker 4: Go. Well... People are already complaining that there are too
- 18:49Speaker 4: many penalties being called and making games too long. And
- 18:53Speaker 4: then you're saying the solution is to have a second
- 18:56Speaker 4: team of refs call penalties on the other refs to
- 19:00Speaker 4: prevent bad calls.
- 19:02Speaker 3: Yeah, so?
- 19:04Speaker 4: But wouldn't that just make the games even longer when
- 19:08Speaker 4: the goal is to make them shorter?
- 19:10Speaker 2: Well, you know what I'd like to make shorter? Your lifespans. Yeah,
- 19:16Speaker 2: and you know what couldn't be any shorter? That bump
- 19:19Speaker 2: you call a penis.
- 19:21Speaker 4: Oh!
- 19:22Speaker 3: Great one, Tony. Now shut up. He's still going.
- 19:25Speaker 4: Tony, you mentioned something about an OSHA violation?
- 19:29Speaker 3: Yeah, workplace law, bro. Yeah, study it.
- 19:33Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't need to. I think you were meaning
- 19:36Speaker 4: to say OSHA, the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Not OSHA.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Oh, I see the confusion. You see, ocean is where
- 19:48Speaker 2: I'm going to throw you.
- 19:50Speaker 3: Dead body. Oh, now I understand. OSHA, which is short for, oh,
- 19:57Speaker 3: shut the fuck up. Oh, now shut up. We got him.
- 20:01Speaker 3: He's still yapping. Go.
- 20:04Speaker 4: When you were talking earlier, I thought I heard you
- 20:06Speaker 4: say the word interpretation.
- 20:09Speaker 3: Yeah, so?
- 20:12Speaker 2: So?
- 20:12Speaker 3: So.
- 20:12Speaker 4: So, the word I believe you're going for is interpretation,
- 20:17Speaker 4: not interpretation.
- 20:19Speaker 3: Oh, I see.
- 20:22Speaker 2: Just like you have a tiny penis. Yeah, just like
- 20:26Speaker 2: you still live with your parents.
- 20:30Speaker 3: Oh, you're dying me. But you know what's still happening?
- 20:35Speaker 3: Just booked. He's guaranteed it, Tony.
- 20:38Speaker 2: Next week, Super Bowl hero, Eagles legend Nick Foles will
- 20:41Speaker 2: be coming on the show.
- 20:42Speaker 3: Wow, huge. And don't forget, you enter the rate and
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- 20:48Speaker 3: info at fooscoshow.com. You visit the merch store. You hype
- 20:52Speaker 3: this video. And someone I want to hype is you, Tony.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Great job as always. Same to you, Paulie. Another flawless show.
- 21:01Speaker 3: There you go. See you people next week. See you.