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Episode 70: The Witch is Back · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze and Confused podcast is rated M for marijuana.
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  Speaker 1: No minors. Mature audiences only. So, Lee's our guest today. Hello, Lee.
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  Speaker 1: Say hello. Lee, the witch. Yay. The resident witch of
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  Speaker 1: our show. Lee shows up with a print shirt, which
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  Speaker 1: apparently is not a print shirt. It's a what? It's
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  Speaker 1: an onk. It's the Prince logo.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like you keep saying print with a T.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're saying a print.
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  Speaker 1: Prince. You're getting a three by five done. That would
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  Speaker 1: be a print.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying Prince doesn't sound like it. Well, anyway, you
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  Speaker 4: think you thought it was a Prince Prince. Now I
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  Speaker 4: feel like I'm saying it wrong. Anyway, you thought it
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  Speaker 4: was a Prince logo.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but it's an onk.
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  Speaker 1: What's an onk and how do you spell it? O-N-K, dumbass.
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  Speaker 1: What if it's not, Dick? Oh, yeah, see? Dick?
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  Speaker 2: It's A-N-K-H, I believe.
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  Speaker 1: What is there an H in there?
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  Speaker 2: Because it's Egyptian.
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  Speaker 1: What a waste of a letter. But also, it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: in the beginning. You know what I mean? It's not
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  Speaker 1: a honk. Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: It is the ancient Egyptian symbol of life. And yes,
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  Speaker 5: Prince took that symbol and He made it his name, right?
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  Speaker 5: But he had little flourishes.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember that? When Prince didn't have a name anymore?
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  Speaker 2: You guys are young.
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  Speaker 4: He changed himself. He turned himself into a symbol. It's
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  Speaker 4: like an Eminem song.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that, actually. He turned himself
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  Speaker 1: into a symbol? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: He became the artist formerly known as Prince.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen that before. Because he was a symbol. Okay. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I think it had to do with... He was having
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  Speaker 5: a fight with his manager or... producer something like that
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  Speaker 5: whoever owned i guess the rights to his music he
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  Speaker 5: was like gonna fight with them i think and that's
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  Speaker 5: why he did.
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  Speaker 4: It very interesting yeah educational podcast so honestly is the
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  Speaker 4: shirt supposed to be a prince logo or is it
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  Speaker 4: supposed to be okay it's an onk and how does
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  Speaker 4: how you spell onk a-u-n-k-h no.
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  Speaker 2: But i think you need to use that on your trivia.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah i'll do it later yeah yeah what was i
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  Speaker 6: right a-u-n-k-h.
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  Speaker 4: Now we'll just say it was okay maybe in Shorts
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  Speaker 4: are memory loss, I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 6: So just to get to, you bought the shirt thinking, oh, wow,
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  Speaker 6: it's an Ankh shirt, not, oh, wow, it's a Prince shirt.
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  Speaker 2: That's correct.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, just making sure.
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  Speaker 2: Not to say I don't like Prince. I like Prince.
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  Speaker 1: Prince is pretty great. Absolutely. Very underrated guitar player, might
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  Speaker 1: I add. One of the best. Is he underrated? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he's underrated at all. I think he's
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  Speaker 1: very underrated.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's very known for his guitar playing.
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  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 6: I think he's very known for his guitar playing, but
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  Speaker 6: he's not like... When you talk about the best guitar
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  Speaker 6: players ever, nobody says Prince right away. He's never anybody's
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  Speaker 6: first choice.
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  Speaker 1: Who do they say? It's always Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I guess you would have to consider how old
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  Speaker 1: these people are that you're asking. True.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because I think that people my age would say Prince.
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  Speaker 4: I've heard people say that.
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  Speaker 1: How old are you again? 42. 42.
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  Speaker 2: My husband would say Prince.
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  Speaker 1: Really? That would be your first answer? I don't know
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  Speaker 1: first answer. The best guitar player ever?
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  Speaker 2: Top five.
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  Speaker 6: He's a contender for the top five, for sure. By
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  Speaker 6: the way, why'd you turn the lights on? You turn
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  Speaker 6: the lights on a lot. Well, it's getting darker in here.
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  Speaker 6: We're recording late. I know, but it's bright in here now.
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  Speaker 6: I need to be able to see.
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  Speaker 4: You have all these gadgets. You have screens and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It's dark over here. I like it darker.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You need some mood lighting.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I need to get better lights. He needs to be
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  Speaker 4: in a better mood. And hopefully you're going to help
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  Speaker 4: us with that this show.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I hope so.
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  Speaker 1: Good luck. It's been a year since you've been on
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  Speaker 1: the show.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry. Since you were first on our show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, I was thinking about it. You guys didn't
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  Speaker 5: do a whole spooky theme this month, did you?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, we did that last year, didn't we? Well, there
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  Speaker 4: was supposed to be a guest last week. So I'm
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  Speaker 4: just recovering from the flu. And we had to cancel, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 4: But that guest was going to be talking about spooky stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And then I was going to have you on as
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  Speaker 4: our resident witch.
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  Speaker 1: And then a psychic Lori next week. Oh, she's coming
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  Speaker 1: next week?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it was kind of like a theme for
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  Speaker 4: the month. But we kind of screwed it up because
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  Speaker 4: of me. So it's, I'm feeling much better now. Nice job.
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  Speaker 4: Joel texted me the other day.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, you alive.
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  Speaker 6: That's how he checks in on me. I say that
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  Speaker 6: to you every time you're sick.
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  Speaker 1: I know you do. It's one of my favorite things
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  Speaker 1: to receive. Thank you very much. Um, but yeah, straight
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  Speaker 1: into the point, you know, you are. Yeah. I've never
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  Speaker 1: met anyone. What can I say? Never literally have met
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  Speaker 1: no one else like you. I agree.
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  Speaker 2: That's very true.
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  Speaker 4: But I mean that with all the love and with that,
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  Speaker 4: let's start episode. I think we're doing 70.
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  Speaker 1: If not, it's 71. Yeah. One of those. You decide, listeners.
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  Speaker 3: The blazed and confused podcast with Becker and Joel. The
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  Speaker 3: trivia podcast where truth.
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  Speaker 1: Theory, and THC collide.
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  Speaker 3: Let's spark your curiosity and light up some knowledge. The
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  Speaker 3: blazed and confused podcast with Becker and Joel starts now.
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  Speaker 1: This is Lee's third time on our show, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Third time.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for coming back. Hey, always a pleasure.
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  Speaker 2: Even though Mike got me lost.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to.
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  Speaker 2: It's all right.
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  Speaker 1: Technology failed you. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We'll go with that.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go with that. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 6: What navigation app are you using?
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  Speaker 2: Google Maps.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there's your problem. I'm a Waze guy. Oh, that's
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  Speaker 1: even worse. What do you use? Apple Maps.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's garbage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's shitty too.
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  Speaker 5: I have an iPhone. I mean, I have Apple everything.
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  Speaker 5: I can't stand Apple Maps.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Apple unveiled some new products last week.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I told you, I'm still kind of salty
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get the job at the Apple store. I
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  Speaker 1: did like two rounds of interviews and then nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder what the deciding factor was. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Did you go in there all like, I need a
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  Speaker 1: fucking job. No, no. You think that I'm abrasive like that,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm very professional. You are.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you want to work at the Apple store?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, I wanted to work at the
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  Speaker 1: Apple store a long time ago, like 10 years ago. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now I could give a fuck. And there's too many
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  Speaker 1: iPhones now and there's too many options and colors. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I used to know the ins and
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  Speaker 1: outs of all the products. And now. There's too many
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  Speaker 1: of them.
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  Speaker 4: Again, he was like the radio station, like whiz kid
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  Speaker 4: is when it came to technology and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: And he always had a new iPhone, a new Mac
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  Speaker 4: book or whatever to show off.
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  Speaker 1: I like technology. And now he's a part of the
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  Speaker 1: iPhone upgrade club.
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  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 1: It's bad.
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  Speaker 6: Apple upgrade, which is really bad. I mean, it's financially
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  Speaker 6: very not smart because you're like leasing your phone.
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  Speaker 1: So you really don't even own it. No, it's, crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just, it's insane. It's insane. Something you
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  Speaker 1: would do.
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  Speaker 2: That's a big environmental waste.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's a big environment.
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  Speaker 6: How do you feel about yourself? Again, I want to
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  Speaker 6: work at the Apple store. That's how I feel about myself.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I worked in retail a lot and that
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  Speaker 2: just seems like hell.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I think as far as retail is concerned, the Apple
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  Speaker 6: store would be one of the better places to work.
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  Speaker 6: Wouldn't you rather work there than like You know, folding
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  Speaker 6: clothes or shit, walking around.
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  Speaker 2: I have folded clothes.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong. That's Zen. That's Zen. It sounds kind
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  Speaker 1: of relaxing.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But you're also, you don't like relaxing. You think walking
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  Speaker 6: around folding clothes is relaxing?
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 6: No, I'd rather be in a crowded Apple store than
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  Speaker 6: walk around and fold. I don't even like folding my
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  Speaker 6: own clothes. So what would you do at the Apple store?
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  Speaker 6: Would you be like tech support or would you want
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  Speaker 6: to be selling people phones?
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  Speaker 1: No, you got to be wicked smart to be tech support.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do that shit. So you would sell phones? Essentially? Allegedly.
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  Speaker 1: Talk us into the new iPhone right now. See, that's
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  Speaker 1: just it. If it was 10 years ago, I could
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  Speaker 1: do it, no problem. But now it's like... What was
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  Speaker 1: the iPhone 10 years ago? Do that one.
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  Speaker 6: Now you're putting me on the spot. There is some
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  Speaker 6: new Apple products that they unveiled last week. There's now
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  Speaker 6: a HomePod that has an iPad thing attached to it.
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  Speaker 1: See? Sort of sounds like you knew what he was
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  Speaker 1: talking about. That's a little 50-50 there. It comes in
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  Speaker 1: two options. There's one that has a speaker... thing. I
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  Speaker 1: keep using the word thing. Yeah. Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: You're selling it.
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  Speaker 6: There's one that has this round speaker attached to it.
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  Speaker 6: I got one foot out the door. There's another version
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  Speaker 6: of it that you can mount it right onto the wall,
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  Speaker 6: which honestly I think looks pretty cool because it's like
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  Speaker 6: a screen that you just like attach to your wall.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. But it's supposedly. But there's a but.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, not a but. No, no, no, no. Okay. That
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a bad but. It was a good but. It
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  Speaker 1: was a good but. Here's the but. All right.
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  Speaker 6: But it's supposedly supposed to be able to control your
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  Speaker 6: whole smart home.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Your entire smart home. It's like the epicenter for your home.
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  Speaker 1: For your home. Yeah. You can FaceTime on there. There's
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  Speaker 1: a camera. You can get your calendar and your picture
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  Speaker 1: and all your shit on there.
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  Speaker 2: Is your home smart?
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  Speaker 1: It is, but you know, it's the owner's not good one.
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  Speaker 1: I was waiting for that. Um, it is, but honestly,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of my light bulbs are like older and
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  Speaker 1: they don't respond as well anymore. So I ended up
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  Speaker 1: just like going on my phone and doing.
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  Speaker 6: It, which is so annoying because you know, when you
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  Speaker 6: can't find your phone, then it's like, Oh my God,
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  Speaker 6: I can't even turn my lights on because I don't
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  Speaker 6: have my phone. So I should really just go back
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  Speaker 6: to the old fashioned light switch, like a normal human being.
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  Speaker 6: But Haven't gotten there quite yet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 2: It's very dystopian.
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  Speaker 5: So you're sitting in your living room going, Alexa, turn
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  Speaker 5: off the lights or Siri, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying Alexa, turn off the lights.
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  Speaker 6: And it's like, Oh, it just went off.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you should buy it folks. Half the time
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  Speaker 1: it works, but that's just it. It works now.
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  Speaker 6: But half the time it's like, half the time it's like,
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  Speaker 6: living room, not responding. I'm like, what the, why?
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  Speaker 2: So then you're arguing with your smart home.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's yeah. Amazing.
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  Speaker 6: Again, I should just go back to the regular old
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  Speaker 6: light switch. Do you have like smart home devices?
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  Speaker 4: I have a couple of smart light bulbs so I
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  Speaker 4: can just, you know, change the color and set timers.
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  Speaker 1: You do it on your phone too, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: There's these people that say that. It's not throughout my, well,
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  Speaker 4: I guess it is kind of throughout my whole house.
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  Speaker 6: There's people that say that, oh, I can't believe you
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  Speaker 6: have one of those Alexa things.
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  Speaker 1: And government's listening to you on that. I'm like, you
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  Speaker 1: know what? Let them fucking listen. I don't care. Well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe not the government. Some foreign entity wants to listen. What?
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  Speaker 6: Well, they want to listen to me. Sit around on
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  Speaker 6: the couch and snore and listen to music. Like that's
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  Speaker 6: all I do around here.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm fine. Let them listen.
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  Speaker 2: Well, your phones are listening to you anyways.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares? All right.
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  Speaker 4: Happens all the time right to all of us when
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  Speaker 4: you're talking about something and then all of a sudden
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  Speaker 4: three minutes later you're on your phone scrolling and there's
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  Speaker 4: something that you were just talking about is right in
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  Speaker 4: front of you.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be thinking about something yeah and an ad will
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  Speaker 5: come up i'm not even joking.
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  Speaker 4: How does it happen i don't know they're in our
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  Speaker 4: brains and stuff it's the aliens mark zuckerberg prick man
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  Speaker 4: i'll tell.
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  Speaker 1: You yeah have you seen pictures of him recently.
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  Speaker 5: Have you seen pictures recently of the, I think it's
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  Speaker 5: called the Howers, Howsboro chin and face.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, okay. So, you know, back in like England,
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  Speaker 2: they would all inbreed. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: To keep the Royal line going.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Yeah. Yeah. I did not know that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And so there's this particular family, I think it's Howsboro
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  Speaker 5: or something like that. And I don't know why, but
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  Speaker 5: they've been coming up on my social media a lot lately.
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  Speaker 5: It looks like Zuckerberg.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Very strange. He got a.
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  Speaker 6: Bad haircut now. That's my comment on Mark Zuckerberg.
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  Speaker 2: Did he ever have a good one?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: See, that's very good point because it's not like the
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  Speaker 6: original haircut was good by any stretch of the imagination,
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  Speaker 6: but the new one, it looks a little too modern.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It looks like a high
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  Speaker 1: school kid haircut, like the broccoli look. Oh no. The broccoli.
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  Speaker 6: When I say the broccoli look, you know what I'm
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  Speaker 6: talking about? I know exactly what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Everyone has that. Yeah. But Mark Zuckerberg,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't need to have that. Leave it to the kids.
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  Speaker 1: Leave it to the kids.
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  Speaker 4: So I think one of the times that you came
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  Speaker 4: on here, uh, Lee, we did like some kind of
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  Speaker 4: I think it was in the beginning of the year
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  Speaker 4: you came here to bring in good energy, sweep out
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  Speaker 4: the bad, right?
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  Speaker 2: Cleanse the space.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cleansing the space.
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  Speaker 6: Why don't you give your little intro first as to
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  Speaker 6: who you are.
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  Speaker 1: And what you do? Oh, yeah. Remind folks. Tell people
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  Speaker 1: who you are.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Lee, the witch, apparently. That is how I'm known
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  Speaker 2: on the show.
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  Speaker 1: But you do more than that. You do Reiki.
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  Speaker 2: I do Reiki. I am.
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  Speaker 1: Massage therapist.
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  Speaker 2: Massage therapist. Keep going.
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  Speaker 1: Trainer.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Physical trainer, I meant to say.
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  Speaker 2: That's correct.
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  Speaker 3: Um.
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  Speaker 1: And you do yoga too, don't you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. In fact, in fact, on October 30th, the gym
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  Speaker 5: I work at, we're having a goth yoga class, 6 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm teaching it.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: Are you still at the same place? Jiva Fitness 2.0? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I remember everything. There you go. Very good. I remember.
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  Speaker 1: Very good. And you know what? I remember that you
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  Speaker 1: don't eat sugar. I, you are right.
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  Speaker 4: And I brought you a sugar-free snack if you want
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  Speaker 4: to have it on the munchie minute.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: But anyway, I was mindful. I remembered.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: That was good.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: You want a trophy? Yes, I do. Please.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: Nice person.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: Thank you. But anyway, Lee, the witch, and you do
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: all of those other things. What's been going on with you?
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: Uh, nothing, you know, so you're still doing all those things.
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: People can book with you too.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely.
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: You can go to GV fitness.com. Scroll down to the
• 13:14
  Speaker 5: bottom of the first page. You'll find our booking app,
• 13:16
  Speaker 5: which is called Team Up. You can book anything on
• 13:19
  Speaker 5: there you want to do. Group fitness, massage.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Right on.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all that.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: All right, so we're going to bless my home or something?
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: So, all right. So Mike said, do something that's going
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: to be, we need some positivity.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's so depressing. I know. I know.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: It's true. So actually, yeah, I brought some candles.
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: We're going to do a little.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Candle magic today.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah? Yeah. Cool.
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: Are we doing that now or are we saving that
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: for in a little bit? I think we should do
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: the wraparound first.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do the wraparound first. How about we close
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: out the show with that?
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Sure. Is that cool?
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: Right on. Okay, no. We'll move on. What was that?
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: The game begins in three, two, one.
• 14:06
  Speaker 6: All right, Leigh, what's an adult female horse called?
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: Mare.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, very good, yes. What does UFO stand for?
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Unidentified Flying Object.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes. Finish the phrase, you can't teach an old dog.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: New tricks.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, wow. How often does a leap year occur?
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Seven years?
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: No. What's the outer layer of a tooth called? Enamel. Yes.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: A bibliophile is someone who loves what? Books.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Which member of the Beatles are still living? Members. There's two. Yeah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Ringo and Paul.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Yes. Very good. Yes. How many items are there in
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: a baker's dozen? 13.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: In food, what's the word deli short for?
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Delicatessen.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: What well-known code is named after the co-inventor of the telegraph?
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Say that again.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: What well-known code is named after the co-inventor of the telegraph?
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: A telegram? No.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, Morse code.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right at the end. Very good. Very smart. That
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: was very good. Wait, wait, wait.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Leap year. Three years?
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: We're looking for four years. Four.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Four years. Man, you did really good.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Thanks. Super smart. Didn't you get everything else correct?
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I just didn't understand that last question for some reason.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: An adult female horse is called a mare. I didn't
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: know that. I never knew that. I just learned about that.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: A mare.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: You learn something new every day.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow. Now we know. UFO.
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: Unidentified flying object. Have you ever seen a UFO? A
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: UFO could be a weird looking bird up in the sky.
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: You know, unidentified flying object.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: That was the hardest question on the list there. Yeah, really? Really?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Who came up with that? I just found it on
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: the internet. But I thought for a second that he
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: might not know it. I was like, I don't know.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: You're young and, you know. Dumb? I didn't even say it,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: but yeah.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: I think even younger people than me know you can't
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: teach an old dog new tricks.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: All right, fine.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: How often does a leap year occur? Every four years.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: The outer layer of your tooth is enamel.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. A Bibliophile. Yep. Bibliophile. As someone who loves books.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Bibliophile. Bibliophile. Like an Irish book lover. I watched this
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: crazy episode of.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: What's your name, young man?
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I'm Bibliophile. Bibliophile.
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: I watched this crazy episode of The Twilight Zone, all
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: about this dude that apparently he was a bibliophile, and
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: all he ever wanted to do was sit around and
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: read his book all the time.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: I guess like nuclear war came and the world came
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: to an end, but he was kind of like happy
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: about it because he just went down to his little
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: bunker with all his books and just sat there and read.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: And then the end of the episode is his, him
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: coming out of the bunker and the world is all
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: like mega fucked, but he has his book.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: So, wow. It's a crazy episode.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I thought at the end of that, he breaks his glasses.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh, that's right. That's what happens. Spoiler alert. Oh, fuck. Yeah,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: we really just gave that away. Oh, that's right. He
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: breaks his glasses. Yes. What's it called? I don't know.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: The bibliophile episode.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: From the Twilight Zone.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Gotcha. Well, You guys don't have to watch that anymore.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, very good. You remembered the ending. I did not
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: remember the ending. That's the whole point. That's right. Now
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I remember it. It's all coming back to me now.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: What else did we learn?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Books.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Yes. The Beatles.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr. I'm surprised you know who
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: the Beatles are there, Becker.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Very good. George Scott and Ringo and the guy.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Scott.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: George Scott, Ringo and the guy.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Wait, as in the actor, George Scott?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that too.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: How many items are in a baker's dozen? I would
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: have said 12, but I guess a baker's dozen is
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: just one more than a regular dozen?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Correct. That's exactly what it is.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: As the baker throws in one more.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I'm learning. Lucky number 13. He goes, is that what
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: it is?
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: But why? Is this like an extra one because.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: I have a theory on that because the first one
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: is always bad. When you bake a batch, the first
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: one is bad. So he throws in the bad one.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Huh. So it's like the practice one. Yeah. All right.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not necessarily bad, but like it's not
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: up to their standards.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Gotcha. Gotcha.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: That's my theory.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I like that. In food, the word deli is short
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: for a delicatessen. Yeah. Never would have got... What the
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: hell is a delicatessen? You've never seen that word? Delicatessen?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: On a restaurant or a deli or anything like that? Oh, man. Really? No. Wow.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: That's a big word.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: That's why they shortened it to deli.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I don't blame them. What else did we
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: do there? Oh, Morse code. Just like in Titanic. The well-known...
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: What well-known code is named after the co-inventor of the telegraph?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Henry Morse. Was that his name? Probably. Maybe. Hopefully. Probably not.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe his first name was Morris.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe his name's Morris.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was Morris O'File.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Well, now we have to look it up. Let's find
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: out his real name. Is it John Morris? Samuel Morris. Samuel.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah. That's not Henry. That was close. Blazed
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: and confused. Random thoughts. All right. I read Becker's random thoughts.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Celeste... Is that the word? Yeah.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: Celeste brand frozen pizza have been discontinued. They weren't that great,
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: but I know a lot of people like them, so
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: I thought it was worth mentioning.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: You never had the Celeste frozen pizzas in the grocery store? No,
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: but man, Celeste does not sound like a good word.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Used to be like Mama Celeste. I think the brand
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: was back in the day. It sounds like incest. That's
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: what it sounds like.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: It's a woman's name.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Geez, that's unfortunate. Celeste. Not in Celeste. In Celeste.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Sounds even worse. That sounds like a movie from the 70s.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: In Celeste brand frozen pizza. In Celeste. Anyway, that's been
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: around for a really long time and you can't buy
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: them anymore. I love a good frozen pizza. What's your
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: favorite kind? What's your favorite brand? Honestly, I get the
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: store brand. Yeah? With the stuffed crust. Can't go wrong
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: with the giant brand stuffed crust. However... Dude, try a
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Wegmans brand. Really? Yeah, very good. Very good. Wegmans is
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: a little overwhelming for me.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Well, you just go in there and get a pizza.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Don't you like people overloaded when you go in there?
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Cause I am.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: It's the choo choo train, isn't it?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: The train that there's a train in that.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I haven't noticed that now.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: How could you not?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I avoid. Oh, well, then you wouldn't notice.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: He avoids trains. He doesn't like them either. No, I
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: love trains, but I avoid... Wegmans.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Wegmans. Yeah.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: I like Wegmans. Too much going on. Too many damn people. Also,
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: the layout is weird. I can't ever find anything. The
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: few times that I have been in there... It is strange.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: I feel like I'm walking around looking for the simplest things.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: You can't find them anywhere.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Layouts. I agree. Weird.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I also agree. And they don't seem to have...
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. It's like you have cereal in
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: the one aisle. They have soap in the next. I
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: don't know. That is weird. That is weird. However, though,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I will admit it's been a long time since I've
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: been in a grocery store. Oh, yeah. I guess you
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: get your stuff prepared for you. No, I don't get. Well,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, somebody go. It's a giant direct. He
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: has someone that fetches him. Oh, wow. Don't make it that. Yeah. However, though,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: apparently giant system was like hacked.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: So now that's been shut down for what happened a
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: week now.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I did hear that.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Their app was hacked or something. So you
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: can't order groceries. So everyone has to, I guess I'm
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: going to go inside the store.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: What a sacrifice.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Or you're going to subscribe to another store. Maybe I
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: have to give Wegmans another shot.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really?
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's funny. Uh, what else is on there? Uh,
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: I read Becker's random thoughts. Did you know there are
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: restaurants out there still charging for refills, right?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: What did I say?
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Every time I read your random thoughts, it's always you
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: bitching about something at a restaurant.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: And now I'm doing it on purpose every time. He's
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: one of those.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: Every time he goes out to eat, he's got to
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: bitch and moan and complain about something.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: You know what's funny?
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: You guys are the two youngest 80-year-olds I've ever met
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: in my whole life.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: He's older than me, though, right? Come on. Huh?
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. He's grumpy. There's restaurants out there still
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: charging for refills.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: I feel like if you're the kind of place that
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: charges for refills that you should notify the guests right away.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Don't you think so? Yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Because most places now have free refills. You get a soda,
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: you pay $ 3. 50 for it, but you can have as
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: much as you want. That's crazy too.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: $ 3. 50 for a soda. That's mostly freaking ice, you know?
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: 350 for a soda that cost them all of 20
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: cents to make.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I know. Not even.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, every time we go out to eat,
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: he's got to send food back or complain about something.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. That is not true. That is not true.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: You send food back? Yes, you do. No, I do not.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: You can't. You can't.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I don't. He's lying. He's lying. He's lying. I don't
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: send food back. I don't think I'm lying. But I agree.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: If you do send food back.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: You're asking for it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to get spit. At best. Yeah. It
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: smelled like skunk when you arrived today, right?
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I didn't think so.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: It was actually, well, it was probably us.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: I thought it smelled a little bit more like skunk
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: because you had a skunk issue recently.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, I had a little bit of a skunk issue.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lucy got sprayed.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lucy got sprayed.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: But it was funny because he texted me. I was
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: really sick this past week. I forget what night you
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: texted me, but it was like midnight. And he was like, dot, dot, dot.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: He's like, dude, what the fuck? He goes, Lucy got
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: sprayed by a skunk. I was just about to go
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: to fucking bed.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: But he woke me up. Amazing. Yeah, but it was fine.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: If he has to suffer, you have to suffer.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I know, exactly. Very funny. And then I texted him back.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, I can imagine your face right now.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I can just imagine how angry he was at that moment.
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was sitting down here in the studio and
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: right around midnight, 1230, I said, all right, Lucy, let's
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: go out and then we'll go to bed. And this
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: is like the blessing and the curse of being able
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: to just open the door and take the dog out
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: now because I have a fenced-in yard.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: So I'm not like out there watching her or anything.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Not that if I was out there that I would
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: have been able to do anything to stop it.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: But yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Then after two minutes, she was out there doing her thing.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: I opened the door up. She came running in and
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: I knew right away. I'm like, Oh my God.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: No. Immediately. I go to my computer, chat GPT. I'm like,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. My dog just got sprayed by a skunk.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: What do I do? Well, the first thing that it
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: says is keep your dog outside. Meanwhile, Meanwhile, she's fucking
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: running around bloody murder. I mean, jumping on everything. I mean,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, ah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: Then I couldn't find her leash to like get her
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: to corral her back outside. Um, but I was able
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: to get her in the bathroom and then like, you know,
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: give you instructions about a homemade, uh, like soap concoction
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: thing with.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Dawn dish soap and hydrogen peroxide. I think that's what
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: it was. Yeah. Baking soda or powder. None of that
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: except for the dish soap. Yeah. So I scrubbed her
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: with the dish soap. I got it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: She was okay after like a good hour bath of
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: me scrubbing the, you know, what out of her.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But then, yeah, the next day I went to
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: PetSmart and had somebody that knows what they're doing really
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: give her a bath. And now I don't know. I don't,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: she doesn't smell like anymore.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: When I come home and walk back in, I'm like,
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: for two seconds, I'm like, just ever so slightly.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It's a hint. It's a hint. Ever so slightly. Could
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: have been worse. Yeah. Did not want to deal with that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Could have been you. You ever been sprayed by a skunk? Oh,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: hell no. I know people that have been. What? Of course.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: It happens to people all the time. Yeah, well, you
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: must be fucking with it then, though. I don't think so.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I think they're just, they just spray if they feel threatened.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Oh really?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: I had two skunks that lived underneath my old shed.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: I used to just blame them for the shed smelling
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: the way it did. But like my dad used to
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: come over and be like, it smells like skunks.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, they live under the shed. It was
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: a line. But anyway, I read Becker's random thoughts. Joel.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Uh, have you ever enjoyed dressing up for Halloween? What
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: was your favorite costume from childhood?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Uh, sure.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I used to like Halloween. I don't, I still like Halloween.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Do you dress up this year?
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to be one of the ghostbusters for
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: my cousin's wedding in two weeks. That's right. It's a
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Halloween wedding. Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: It's funny. It's my cousin, my other cousin, my one
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: cousin's getting married.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: His sister is, I'm going to be the ghostbusters with
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: her and her fiance. So the three of us are
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: all going to be ghostbusters. Gotcha.
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: Like, I don't know, two, three weeks ago she texted
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: me and she goes, maybe we could be the Ghostbusters
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: and you could be one of the ghosts.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I love that. Maybe, I don't know.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: Send me, send me some costumes. So she sends me
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: some of these costumes, right? Like the marshmallow fucking thing.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: I'm like, do you know me?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing this. Amazing.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: And then she goes, oh, maybe you would like this
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: one better. And the next one she sent was that
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: green fucking- The Slimer.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: The Slimer, yes.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Clearly, you don't know nothing about me because I ain't
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: wearing that. The whole night? I mean, come on. At
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: least for like an hour and then- No, I'm not
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: doing that. I'm not doing that. No, sorry. I have
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: plenty of costumes. There was plenty of costumes that I
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: had that I could have worn on my own, but no.
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: Here's the other thing, man. costumes are expensive nowadays. Maybe
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: I feel the pain of the ladies. Now you always
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: hear girls complain that they have to spend all this
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: money because they got.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: To get a new outfit for every time. Well, Hey,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: now I understand because I'm spending $ 70 on something I'm
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: going to wear one time. You save it for the
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: next year. Oh yeah. Do you get into Halloween?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, okay. So yes and no. Like, uh, we
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: used to try to do the trick or treat thing,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: but we kind of live on a dead end. So
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: no one really comes down our way. You know what
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Um, and, um, I mean, like, yes, I love it,
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: but at the same time, it's not the same as
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: when you're a kid.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Like, Halloween is for kids.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I agree.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: When you're a kid, it's like the time of your life, right?
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: And then, unless you have kids, then that's, you know,
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: I guess, fun.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't have kids.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Speaking of living on the end of the road, I
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: kind of have the similar situation in my neighborhood. I'm
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: like right toward the highway at the edge of our neighborhood.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: And the first year I lived there, how I met
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: my two very good friends, Patrick and Erica, who are
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: my neighbors, is I was sitting outside. outside of the
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: back of the house facing their house. And I was
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: waiting for kids to come and I had, I was
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: drinking an adult beverage and I had some candy for
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: them and I was listening to spooky music and I
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: was just chilling.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I like giving out candy. I think it's fun.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: And then my two neighbors walked up from a, they
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: were taking a walk and they walked up and they
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: were like.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Hey, just so you know, no kids come here. And
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, Oh really?
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: I was sitting out here like a dickhead for like
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: 45 minutes waiting to get one kid. And then I
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: was like, Oh, I guess I'll go inside.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: And Yeah.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: So I don't get to give candy. I don't get
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: to give candy out, which is kind of a bummer.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I like Halloween. I went to a Halloween party last night.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: I dressed up as dead air. I had this cool.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a clever idea that it would
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: be dead air. And I was just a dead radio DJ.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Very cool. Yeah, that's good. That's a good idea. I
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: even made the shirt and everything. I like that.
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: You said that Halloween is for kids. Trick or treat
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: is for kids because nothing irks me more than when
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: you see like some fucking 17 year old that's out
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: trick or treating.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: It's like, what are you doing? What are you doing?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Go the hell home. I don't know.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: I need you to at least take a picture of
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: you in some kind of Halloween costume eventually because I
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: want to put them up on the internet.
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: I might have a few. I had a couple of
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: really good Halloween costumes. I was Elvis one year.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Were you acting the part or were you just
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: dressed up as Elvis? I was pretty much just dressed
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: up as Elvis. I was also in the first grade.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Which Elvis? Yeah. Well, obviously, it was before Elvis....
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: I must've been the Elvis before a lot of drugs.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: Cause I was the very skinny Elvis. You know, he,
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: I was in the first grade.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: So you were like handsome Elvis.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: With the hair, the big hair. Yeah. I had the big,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: big wig.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I'm glad you participated at some point in your life.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Cause I think Halloween is pretty fun, but I totally
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: understand that it's for kids. I guess I'm just a
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: big kid.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: You're a big kid.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Remember Joel, you act older than I do.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Joel's like 87 and you're like 83.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I'll take it. Yeah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Makes sense to me. And we have questions for each other, right? Yeah,
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: I think it's time I kick your ass at trivia.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go first, though. All right, I'll let
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: you go first. No, you can go first. I'm sorry.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: What's the point of this? Question number one. Lee, you
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: are our lifeline. We can come to you once. I'll
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: probably come to you twice.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: All right, buddy. Here we go. How many U.S. presidents
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: are carved into Mount Rushmore? Four. And who are they? Oh, shit.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Don't look it up. I'm not looking it up. I'm
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: pulling up my questions. I'm trying to anyway. All right.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: So like Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt. Which one? Teddy. Theodore. Okay. No, no, no, no.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe FDR. Yeah. FDR. What am I smoking? FDR. Washington, Lincoln, FDR. Man,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I should know this. Well, soon Donald Trump will be
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: up there. He'll be the fit. He'll be the fit,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: so it's definitely four. Thank you very much. Thank you
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: very much. You got that part right.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: Okay, so now I just got to come up with
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: one more. So who do you have so far? Washington, Lincoln,
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: and FDR.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Okay. Isn't the other Franklin on there? I think it's
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: the other Franklin.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: The other Franklin.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Or Roosevelt. Franklin. What am I saying? The other Franklin?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Franklin from Peanuts?
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: No, Franklin, Delon, Roosevelt. I still don't remember. Yeah, I
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: still don't remember what the D stands for. You asked
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: me that question once.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: It's Delanor. No, it's not. It's Delanor. He thought it
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: was too. Yeah. No, it's Delano.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, I guess that's the male version of Delanor.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I think we labeled that episode Eleanor Delanor. Eleanor Delanor.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Washington, Lincoln, FDR. There's one other one. Is it like
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Ben Franklin or something? Are they all presidents? Yeah, you
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: said they're presidents. I really don't know. We're going to
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: be here all day. How many U.S. presidents are carved
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: into Mount Rushmore? You got four. I'll give you that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: You got a half point. I'm just going to say
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: like Thomas Jefferson. So name them all. Washington, Lincoln, FDR,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Thomas Jefferson. Final answer?
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: You got it wrong. Thanks. It was Teddy Roosevelt.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: So both Roosevelt. No, just one of them. And it
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: was Teddy. And FDR is not on there. FDR is
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: not on George Washington. Thomas Jefferson.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Jefferson. Jefferson. So I was right about that one. Right.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, Teddy Roosevelt, and
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Abe Lincoln.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: So you had it right. I was just kind of
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: fucking with it.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Dude, I remember in my head, I was picturing Mount
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: Rushmore in that dude's glasses, and FDR did not have
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: the prominent glasses. The prominent glasses was the other Roosevelt.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Yep. Maybe you'll get this one. I don't know. I
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: doubt it. Question two. Doubt it. Dick. All right.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: What's the term for a substance made of two or
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: more metals?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: What do you call that? A substance made of two
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: or more metals. Uh, dual metal substance. You have a lifeline. Yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I'll go to my lifeline. I'm sure I'll go to
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: my lifeline. Uh, a substance who cares? That's my answer.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: More metals. Pardon me.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Wants to say compound, but I don't think that's correct.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, that compound metal.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: No, because that's like medicine, compound medicine.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Not an alloy. Two metal thing?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What a broad question this is.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe it is an alloy.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Sure, let's go with alloy. Alloy is right. Oh! Thank you.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you, lady. Now I know that an alloy is
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: when you put two metals together. I'm so glad that
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I know that. There you go. Two or more. Two
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: or more. Look at you.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: I could put 80 together and it would be called
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: an alloy. You get smarter when you listen to this show,
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: That might be a false statement. See? She's getting it.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Educational up in here.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Question three. All right.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: What treat did dentist William Morrison help invent in 1897?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: What are you, Mr. Broad today? Like, are you pulling
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: names out of thin air here? What sugary treat... What
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: sugary treat did Tom Jones... Did dentist William Morrison help
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: invent in 1897? It's not unusual... Tom... Tom what? What's
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: his name? Thomas Jefferson. No, what's his dude's name again?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: William Morrison.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: He's a dentist. He helped create this treat... Chewing gum?
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: It would be ironic, but no, that is not it.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Man, no idea. Don't even know where to start. Treat?
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Something that's bad for your teeth. Ice cream. Lifesavers? No.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: You want the answer? Yeah, I have no idea. Cotton candy.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Cotton candy. Wow. Created by a dentist. Yeah. See? Interesting. Yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Cotton candy's gross. No wonder a dentist made it.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I kind of like cotton candy, to be honest with you.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's why when they, they're like, you know, do
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: you want the fluoride treatment? We have cotton candy.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: That's why.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe. Yeah.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Educational podcast.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Next one. Okay. Question four. 20.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: What?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: You know the term QR code? What does QR stand for? Oh,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like this has come up before. Another one
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. Don't even know where to start again.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: What is QR?
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: I'm going to pick some hard-ass questions so you don't
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: get any right either.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I always give you easy ones, I feel, so I
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: wanted to make it a little more difficult this week.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: How do your questions go from shit like this to
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: what's the fill in the blank? You can't teach an
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: old dog new.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, wow. Everyone says I go too easy on you, so. Well,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: this certainly is not too easy, so congratulations. What is
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: QR again? and qr code stand for i'm just gonna
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: we'll just get it wrong quick response okay wonderful you
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: learned about it all right very educational podcast we'll say
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: it again yeah yes not just for you listeners for
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: us too we don't know what the fuck we're doing.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: Question number one all right so all my questions are
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: going to be the theme is going to be the
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: 90s okay Cause I'm back to doing my trivia night
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: and I have to do a theme every week. And
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: so now those questions are going to become your question.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: You just kill two birds with one stone, right? You
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: have to come, come dressed as a, in a disguise.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: There's a problem.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: On your show. They want me to do a new
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: theme every week, but the owner dude was talking about like, Oh,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: you can do like star Wars trivia or the office
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: trivia or friends trivia. And I'm like, Oh, I could. Sure.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: But that would mean that I would have to like,
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: what do I, Do I have to watch Star Wars then,
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: or can I just read the questions?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know. What do you think, Lee?
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: If you were going to a music trivia night, and
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: the host didn't really know shit.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: It's not music trivia. How would you know?
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you ask the question with authority, how
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: would I know?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: True. Well, what I would fear is that somebody would
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: press me. Mm-hmm. Because you always get somebody. There's always one.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: It's like, man, what you people want to do to
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: win a freaking gift card is beyond me.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Especially if it's going to be something like Star Wars.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: With all these different versions.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: You would be like that about Brady Bunch trivia. You
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: You'd be like, well, Alice banged this other guy, too,
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: and not just the butcher.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the well, actually people. No, I am not a well, actually.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I know you're not. I know you're not. I am
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: not a well, actually. Anyway, go ahead. That's funny, though.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: All right, so anyway, yes, my theme last week was
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: the 90s. Okay. All right, so let's start with this one.
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: Famously portrayed by John Goodman on Saturday Night Live, what
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: woman was Monica Lewinsky's friend who secretly recorded their phone
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: conversations about her relationship with President Bill Clinton?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Ooh, ooh, I know, I know. I want to go
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: to my lifeline. Linda Tripp. Linda Tripp. I had no idea.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I had no idea.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right. Damn. Thank God you're here. Really? You
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: lived through that? You don't remember that? I was, like,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: how old then? What year was that? 95? No, that's, like, 97.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: That's your formative years, is it not? I was in, like,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: 7th grade then. In 1997? Yeah. You remember when Watergate...
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: That's not when that happened, right? I at least know that. No,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: do you remember when the Monica Lewinsky thing was all
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: over the place? Yeah, she had the stuff on her.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: The stuff on her.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: On her dress.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Which was in a trunk, which Linda Tripp told her
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, so I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. Dude, it
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: is kind of like... I mean.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: I guess by today's standards, and by standards back in
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: the day, too, it is a fucked up situation.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Like, Monica Lewinsky did this with the president, which, you know, whatever.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: They had their little fun times with the cigar a
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: few times, too, which is... Cigar?
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: What?
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: You don't know about that? You don't know this? Man,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I know more about this than I was even alive.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: All we talked about in school was the dress thing. Oh, really?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: But anyway... Go ahead. Educate me.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: To my knowledge, they never actually had sex sex, but
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: he got a little carried away with a Cuban cigar
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: on more than one occasion.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Never heard this? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: But anyway, so Monica Lewinsky befriended this woman that she
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: worked with, Linda Tripp. And started telling her all this
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: shit that she was doing with the president. And so
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: then Linda Triff is like, oh my God, I should
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: start recording this shit. So she goes out and buys
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: like this phone system, start recording her phone calls. And
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: she calls like a Republican strategist at the time and says,
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: you're never going to believe the story that I have.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: And they were the ones that were like, oh, you
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: got to record it. So she goes out and she
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: buys all this stuff. She starts. But the worst part is,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: is she's already been told this stuff on the phone.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: But now she has to get it on tape. So
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: she has to coerce Monica Lewinsky into telling her the
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: stories again. Yeah. crazy wow yeah i don't know i
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: missed all of that i went through the monica lewinsky.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: Phase for a while i watched a couple documentaries on
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: it i found it very interesting wow in the worst
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: way possible obviously yeah absolutely you know i think i
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: don't know i feel like post me too the world
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: feels a lot differently now about monica lewinsky.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Then absolutely it did as a whole right a hundred
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: percent yeah absolutely So she's not so bad.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: More blame has to be given to all parties involved.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: And not just. Yes. Not just her. Yeah. Yeah. Let's
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: bring it back. That's what the world needs. We need
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: a distraction.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: We need to bring back the Monica Lewinsky case.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: That would be funny.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: I believe there's probably worse shit than the Monica Lewinsky
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: stuff going on right now as we speak.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Question two. What else do I want to
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: ask you? How about this one? All right. In 1990,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: how old were you? Six. Great.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: In 1990, what country invaded Kuwait, sparking the Persian Gulf War?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, jeez.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: I feel like everything about the 90s was about Iran
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: and Iraq, so.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Read that again.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: In 1990, what country invaded Kuwait, sparking the Persian Gulf War?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. I have no idea. Remember, you already used
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: your lifelines. Yeah, I know. You said it was always Iran-Iraq.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say Iraq.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah yeah see you somehow use a lifeline without
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: using a lifeline it's very annoying trickery yes yes question.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Three witchy woman.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: What was the name of the 1999 file sharing service
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: that became famous for allowing users to download music for
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: free it.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Was Napster it was Napster yeah Final answer? Yeah, of course.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: That I remember. I was downloading. Were you? Oh, yeah. Yeah,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: and a bunch of viruses, too. It was mostly my
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: sister doing it, but yeah. Was it really? Blame it
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: on Kelly.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: I remember seeing Oasis on there and stuff like that
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: being downloaded.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Good old Napster.
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: And then what's his name from Metallica came along? Lars,
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: the drummer. He was the one that started bitching about it.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, he was the guy. I believe so, yeah. They're
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: getting our music for free. Do you remember Napster? Did
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: you use it?
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I never used it, but I totally remember it.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: But weren't a couple people also fined millions of dollars?
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. People got in trouble for that. There was a
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: documentary about that I watched, too, a couple years ago.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Question four. All right, so both Beavis and Butthead....
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: I've never seen that It's great I feel like of
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: all people I would enjoy Beavis and Butthead 100% Both
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: Beavis and Butthead Almost always wear a band t-shirt What
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: band is on Beavis' shirt Alright so Butthead wears Metallica
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: And Beavis Is Oh my god Is Beavis Metallica?
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: No Beavis is the blonde one right? Yeah And whose
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: shirt do.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: You want to wear? Oh, uh... Oh, wait, no. He's Metallica.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: He's Metallica. Son of a bitch. I got that one right.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Final answer. Yeah, we just got done talking about Metallica, too. Man. Yeah,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I got them all right. That doesn't happen for me.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: This is great. Yes, the other one was ACDC. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Who are the two singers of ACDC? I gotta get
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: you something wrong. It's the guy and the other guy.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Yeah, the guy and the other guy.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: The one guy in the hat.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember their names though right now. Let's see.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't have done 90s. Next week, the category is going
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: to be shit Becker doesn't know. Let's do all 90s
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: from now on just for me. I would benefit from it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: You still didn't know the first one, Linda Tripp. Yeah,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I did not know that, thankfully. Lifeline. You got to
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: go watch the John Goodman Saturday Night Live skit. It's
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, it is. It's pretty good. I'll watch it.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Except that you don't know who Linda Tripp is, so.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it won't be funny.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Well, now I do. Well, you'll have to see her first. Yeah,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: you gotta look at what she looks like. Let me
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: look it up really quick right now.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, speaking of Saturday Night Live, I was so excited
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: to watch Saturday Night Live.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: This morning, I woke up... We're recording this episode on Sunday.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Not Monday. We normally record on Monday. We're recording on Sunday.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I woke up this morning. I'm like, oh, can't wait
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: to watch Saturday Night Live from last night. Because, you know, there's...
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: What's her name? Katie... Zachariah. Is that how you say
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: her name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The press secretary that only
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: lasted five days. Five days. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: No, I was so excited to watch Saturday Night Live
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: because I thought, man, they're going to have a field
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: day with this.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: It's like they're on a brief hiatus. Oh, no.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I wonder what Jimmy Kimmel's going to do, though. I
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: look forward to that. Maybe he'll take the reins. He
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: probably said something Friday night, did he not? Maybe.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: It happened on Friday. I've been watching Jimmy Kimmel a
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: lot more lately. Have you?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I always get him and Jimmy Fallon mixed up.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Well, they're completely different people. They're completely different people. Is
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: this who you're talking about?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, that would be her. Linda Tripp. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: She looks like she's a lot of fun. Well, she's
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: dead now. Oh, she died? Yeah.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she had cancer or something, honestly. Let's see.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Sucks to suck.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Well, with that... What are we doing next? Are we
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: going to eat and then do the... Yeah, I think
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: we should do that. Okay. All right, let's eat. It's
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: time for... But here's the thing.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: I did bring you a sugar-free treat, but I also
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: know you don't like sweet stuff.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I kind of remember that, right?
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Would you try one anyway? Just because it's like... Sure.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Because you made a special trip to do this.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I will. You don't even have to take them home
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: or anything. I'll take them home. They look pretty good.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Do you ever order stuff like that? Do you ever
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: buy stuff like that? Treats like that? No. No, I
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: would never. Go ahead. Tell the people what it is.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Read it.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: This is Vortman Bakery. Real bakers, really delicious. Mini chocolate wavers,
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: zero sugar, baked with real cocoa.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: No AI involved.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: No AI at all. Thanks for telling us. That's always
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: good when your food doesn't involve AI. So you would never,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: you normally do not eat this kind of stuff. Correct.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: When I was little, I would... I'd eat this whole
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: bag in like a second.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Gotcha. Dietary reasons. You don't usually dabble in this stuff.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: So I know for future reference.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: All right. I'll get you something not sweet next time.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: You should.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: It's so sweet of you to do that. That's the
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: sweetness right there. Just you thinking of me. You don't
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: need to get me anything.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, our snack is chicken and waffles Oreos.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: That sounds disgusting.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: It sounds awful. I'm going to tell you. We're getting
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: carried away.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: These have already been opened and a lot of them
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: are gone. Because you like them? Because they are so good.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: They taste like waffles. Okay, here's the thing. They are
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Oreos and they are chicken and waffle flavored like you
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: had just said, but they do not taste like chicken.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: They taste like waffles with butter and syrup. And every
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: single one of these is so good.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: Again, though, why do we have to screw with the Oreos?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I understand you're a purist. I'm a purist too. I
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: don't usually like this stuff either, but these are very good.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: But what's the chicken in it then?
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: I don't understand the chicken. They should probably not even
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: be called that. They taste like delicious waffles.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: They should have like a picture of a chicken on it.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I know. This is okay, but this like just is
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: not an Oreo. I understand. All right.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: So take away the fact that the Oreo name. Why
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: is this an Oreo? Just because it's a sandwiched cookie.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: That's what makes it an Oreo.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know what to tell you there, but, but
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: they're not terrible, right? They, I mean, they're, they deliver
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: on the waffle. I really believe that.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Going to take a bunch more. You can eat the rest.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: So 10 out of 10 waffle, zero out of 10 chicken.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Yes. All right. There's no, I don't think there's any
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: chicken flavoring there at all. Yeah. I'm not getting a
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: lot of chicken. Do you like them though?
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: I'm getting a, a very salty waffle, which is how
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: I think they're, they're trying to incorporate the chicken.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: All right. All right.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: I'm going to try the no AI baked by real bakers,
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: sugar-free wafer here.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: All right. I hope they're good.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: You know when you go to give a dog a
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: treat and you get that kind of whiff of the
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: dog treat for a second.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Okay. That's what that tastes like.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: But then that goes away.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: So the dog treat flavoring dissipates and then eventually you
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: get some.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Kind of deliciousness. A sense of deliciousness.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: It's sweet.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Okay. Not your kind of treat.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: It doesn't taste like chocolate. It doesn't taste. I think
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: it is AI.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: I think that they are overcompensating with the real baker's
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: really delicious.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: I think it is AI.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: You try and you tell me if you get the
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: hint of dog treat.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Dog treat. Man, what's this brand called? Bortman's? Sorry, guys.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: They're not going to be sponsoring you.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Are we doing our Halloween thing here with Lee or what?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: What are we going to do? All right. Let's do
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: some kind of.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: So here's what we're going to do. We are going
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: to need a lighter, though. I never bring a lighter
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: because I know I can count on you guys.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Thanks, I think.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: So as you said, you know, we need some positivity.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: So I have these white candles because I didn't know
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: exactly what you guys were going to want to manifest.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: So we are going to manifest some positivity.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: We need it. Yeah. Seriously. Especially that one. I'm positive.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: So I brought this little awl.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Are you familiar with an awl?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Isn't this the word that you asked me about earlier? No,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: that was an onk. An onk. Close. He always close.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: AWL, by the way. All right.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: So what we're going to do is we're going to
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: do first a little incantation. We're going to say a
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: little something. We don't normally do that when I come
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: on the show, but we're going to do that today.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: And I want you to think about what it is
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: that you want to bring into your life that is
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: going to be positive.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: And you're going to use the all. I only have one,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: so you have to take turns.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: And you're going to inscribe it on the candle.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: So it could be as a symbol.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: It could be a literal word. Do I have to
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: write it? With the owl. Oh, with the pointy thing.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to carve it into the candle.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Gotcha. And then we're going to burn the candle?
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: And then we're going to light the candles on fire.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: We have a representation of Earth with the Labradorite. So
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: the Labradorite stone is really good for transformation. It's really
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: good for increasing your psychic abilities. And since we are
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: coming up on Samhain, a.k.a.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Halloween, which is.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Where the veil thins, And you're more able to see
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: into the future and communicate with your ancestors and communicate
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: with the dead, et cetera, et cetera.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: So this is a good stone for that. So we
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: have representation of earth.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: We have representation of fire with our candles. And we
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: have representation with air with this feather. So the only
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: thing we don't have a.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Representation of is water.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Unless you go get some water real quick.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I have water right here. Hey! Hey! Does the purified
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: water from Walmart count? It 100% works. All right.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: So we have all the elements here to help us
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: to manifest this. Okay.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: So our incantation that we're going to do is we're
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: going to say, by earth, air, water, and fire, bring
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: to me.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: That which I desire. Don't give me that face.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I have to write that down. Earth, air, fire, water,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: bring to me the earth's desire. Almost.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: You want it to rhyme. It doesn't have to rhyme.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Your spells don't have to rhyme, but.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a spell. Yeah, we're doing a spell right now. Oh, okay.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: She's a witch. Yeah, that's right. Okay.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, leave the witch, remember?
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: So it doesn't have to rhyme because, you know, words
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: have power, but when you do rhyme it, you give
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: it that little extra oomph.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: So, by earth, air.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Earth, fire... Let her tell us.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: By earth, air, water, fire, bring to me that which
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: I desire.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: So what I want you to do is I want
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: you to each take the all and you're going to inscribe.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: So think about something that you want that's positive, that
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: you want to bring, something that you desire.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: And it doesn't have to.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Be for you. It could be for the world. It
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: could be for the country. It could be for somebody
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: that you know.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right. That's difficult. Maybe I'm not positive. Yeah.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Should I put it in the side here?
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Yep, you're just going to carve it in there. And
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: it could be a word. It could be a symbol.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Do you want me to.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Tell the people what you're writing? I'm putting a.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: He's putting a press secretary that lasts more.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Than five days. I'm putting a plus sign for positivity. Okay.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to gain weight. Here, there. I want to
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: gain weight.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, so put that in there.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: So what do I put? How about LB, weight? Sure. LB,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: very good.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: All right, there we go. See, look, we came up
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: with a good one.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: All right. Are you ready?
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: I'm ready.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Okay. By earth, air, water, and fire, bring to me that.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Which I desire.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Can we do it again? Sure.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Let's do it three times.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: By earth, air, water, and fire, bring to me that
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: which I desire.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: That was amazing, Joel. Let's do it one more time.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: By earth, air, water, and fire. Bring to me that
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: which I desire. I can't get this right. I can't
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: read my own handwriting.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: All right. That's okay. Cause the intention is there and
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: that's what matters. So this is our spell. All right.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: So we've got all of our elements here and we're
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: going to let those candles burn a little bit. So
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: these candles actually can burn for a few hours. So
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: I'm going to give you both your candles so that
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: you can let them burn down, you know, cool.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: And hopefully whoever said that all the spells are bad.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: This is a good spell.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: It is a good spell.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: It's a good spell from a good witch. Lee, the
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: witch and many other things. Massage therapist, physical trainer, Reiki instructor,
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Reiki healer.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it. And group fitness instructor.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Jiva Fitness 2.0 in Wilsonboro, Pennsylvania. Get healthy with one
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: of the nicest witches we've ever met. Lee, episode 70
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: or 71. It's up to you, listeners.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Happy Halloween.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Happy Halloween.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: We'll do another Halloween episode next week, right?
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Halloweeny. Yeah, I'm in the spirit, though. Are you? Thank
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you very much, Lee.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Thank you, guys.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Lee.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: The Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't
• 55:54
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