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Back from the cinema with Ashman and Martyn · Waffle and Sense

0:06
Martyn: But we have to put it in the air.
0:09
Martyn: You know we all come from the same place.
0:13
Martyn: The Punani.
0:21
Ashman: You know what?
0:21
Ashman: It's true, brother.
0:22
Ashman: It's so true.
0:23
Ashman: It's so true.
0:23
Ashman: Waffle the Panon is man fell out of it still.
0:27
Martyn: How can you hate when we all fall out the same place?
0:30
Ashman: Man fell out of it, really boy.
0:32
Ashman: Telling you.
0:33
Warren: Alright, I'm gonna I'm gonna start the show, yeah.
0:35
Warren: Yeah, waffle and sense, people.
0:41
Martyn: Waffle and sense.
0:42
Warren: Waffle.
0:43
Warren: Waffle and sense.
0:44
Warren: We're back, we're doing something brand new today.
0:46
Warren: Um, because there is no video.
0:48
Warren: There is no video with this at all.
0:51
Warren: Man, I manna audiolising.
0:53
Warren: Audiolising this episode.
0:56
Warren: Hopefully, it'll be on Spotify, Apple Music, all of them things there.
0:59
Warren: Yeah, we're going international now, brother.
1:02
Warren: Uh-huh.
1:03
Warren: Um, so what full is used today?
1:05
Warren: We went to the cinema, we watched a new Ali G movie.
1:08
Warren: The person on my left, wouldn't you introduce yourself and just briefly say what does when I say Ali G, what's the first thing that comes to mind?
1:17
Martyn: Boy Akasha.
1:18
Martyn: My name is Martin, and I've been watching Ali G since Ali G became Ali G.
1:25
Martyn: Way back in 90s.
1:28
Martyn: 90s, yeah.
1:29
Martyn: Yeah, way back, way back.
1:31
Ashman: Channel 4, innit?
1:32
Ashman: You your turn, you turn.
1:33
Ashman: Yeah.
1:33
Ashman: Ashley, my name is Ashley, aka Ashman.
1:36
Ashman: Ashman on ducks.
1:38
Ashman: Um and when you say Ali G to me, what does he represent?
1:42
Ashman: I don't know, man.
1:43
Ashman: He represents I is who is I?
1:47
Ashman: Who is I?
1:48
Ashman: Who is I in it?
1:49
Ashman: I is yes.
1:51
Warren: So we've just literally come back from the cinema.
1:54
Warren: Watching uh the new Ally G movie, Who Is I?
1:57
Warren: Uh blood fire.
2:00
Warren: That movie was bad.
2:01
Martyn: That movie, that movie was jokes, it made it made some moves.
2:06
Warren: It was it was madness, it was a roller coaster.
2:08
Martyn: It was definitely that.
2:09
Martyn: Yeah, yeah.
2:10
Martyn: If you haven't seen it, I would highly recommend it.
2:19
Warren: Well, it's not in the cinema.
2:20
Warren: We were very lucky.
2:21
Warren: So basically, they only showed they only put it on cinemas for the whole weekend.
2:26
Warren: Okay.
2:26
Warren: Some some cinemas kept it going a bit longer.
2:30
Warren: Luckily, the one we went to was playing it until uh Tuesday, but only one showing a day.
2:37
Warren: Okay, okay.
2:38
Warren: Do you know what I mean?
2:39
Warren: So it's mad restricted.
2:40
Warren: So we are lucky.
2:42
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:43
Warren: Definitely.
2:44
Warren: Mad lucky.
2:45
Warren: Um, but you know, the cinema itself, it was half full.
2:49
Warren: Yeah, it was probably more than that.
2:51
Warren: But it was it was laughing like it was that room, that room quick as cooking in there still, yeah.
2:57
Warren: It was, and I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't know, but at the end of that movie, I wanted to give it a round of applause.
3:02
Warren: Oh, yeah, definitely.
3:04
Ashman: Like yeah, yeah, people stay to watch the bloopers, like people stay to watch the bloopers at the end, like you get me.
3:10
Martyn: Like, yeah, yeah, I wasn't expecting that, I just thought it was gonna be one and done, and that was it.
3:14
Martyn: But having that on the end, uh, that was little that was good.
3:16
Martyn: Cherry on the cherry on the cherry on the top, man.
3:19
Martyn: Yeah, man.
3:19
Warren: Yeah, it was good, it was good, it was it was very good.
3:22
Warren: So, um every 30 seconds, every 30 seconds, we were dying.
3:32
Ashman: So, your expectations it met it met the expectations of Ali man.
3:38
Martyn: My expectations, I I expected it to try and cause offense and try and upset people, but also bring laughs, and it did all of those, and then uh I think it kind of hit every single marker of the offensiveness, yeah.
3:52
Warren: Uh-huh.
3:53
Martyn: Oh, yeah, it didn't it didn't just go focus on one any particular type of people, it went for every type of person.
4:00
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:01
Ashman: Um, I think the part that showed up most was the the part with the people them in the room, you know, where you got with the leaders together and it didn't video where he's he's he's doing the video, he shut down everyone, everyone left one by one.
4:13
Ashman: Oh, because every part of that video it's like it touched someone, yeah, yeah.
4:16
Martyn: He did the AI music as well.
4:17
Martyn: Oh, okay, okay.
4:21
Warren: Wait, wait, wait.
4:22
Warren: Before we go into this, there is spoilers.
4:27
Warren: Yeah, sorry, spoilers ahead.
4:28
Warren: There is going to be spoilers in this.
4:30
Warren: We cannot discuss this movie without breaking some spoilers.
4:35
Martyn: But also, we're on the last day of showings as well now.
4:37
Martyn: So if you haven't already seen it, you're probably not gonna get to see it until it comes out on streaming.
4:42
Martyn: Comes out in prime, I think, in a week or two.
4:44
Martyn: Yeah, but cinema experience made it so much better.
4:49
Warren: So much talking about that's one of my favourite scenes, though, where he so basically he he has to apologize because he realizes he's not black, uh-huh.
4:58
Warren: Yeah, ASAP Rocky he thought ASAP Rocky was his dad, and Riallo was his stepmum.
5:07
Martyn: Yes, and got the tattoos and breastfeeding from Rihanna and he's winning on my stepson.
5:17
Warren: So he makes an AI video of him apologizing, and it's the most offensive thing ever.
5:22
Warren: He had two pick Biggie and Adolf Hitler in the video saying that we love Ali G.
5:30
Martyn: And they made a whole RAM video.
5:34
Warren: It was hilarious.
5:35
Warren: That's gotta be the best soundtrack.
5:38
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
5:38
Warren: It had you know, do you remember the original Ali G show where in between cuts and scenes it had that music Ali in America, Ali in America?
5:47
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:48
Warren: Which I loved it.
5:51
Martyn: As soon as I heard that, I'm like, every every new theme cut was like brought in with that whole Ali going to help Julie, Ali going to do this, Ali's gonna go and do that.
6:03
Ashman: See, but the Scottish thing though, it's close to our team, though.
6:06
Ashman: The only difference is though they just changed the colour of their flag, isn't it?
6:09
Ashman: It's blue and white, yeah.
6:16
Warren: It is a madness.
6:17
Warren: Talking about the story, because if you actually, all jokes aside, the story, because I was thinking about the story on the way.
6:25
Warren: The story is pretty, pretty deep, if you think about it.
6:30
Martyn: Parenthood.
6:31
Warren: Yeah, that it's it's a lot about parenthood.
6:33
Warren: Yeah, that's the that's the main focus of the movie.
6:36
Martyn: Figuring out what where your responsibilities and priorities in life should be.
6:40
Warren: And um Ali just trying to figure out who he is, who he is as well.
6:45
Warren: Who is I?
6:46
Warren: Yeah, who is I?
6:47
Warren: That's literally it, you know.
6:49
Warren: Um, this is kind of crazy me saying this, but throughout the whole of his life, he's seemed to believe that he's he was black, yeah.
6:57
Ashman: And then he finds out he's a haggis, haggis, he finds out Scotch egg.
7:04
Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
7:05
Ashman: Lars go, Celts, oh no, don't even get me with that kilts, man.
7:12
Martyn: That's oh my day.
7:13
Martyn: There's some things that don't need to be seen.
7:15
Warren: Well it was it was that scene where um so there's another two characters he plays, he plays some lefty liberal and some Massad.
7:23
Warren: No, he's not Massad, he was never in Massad for 15 years.
7:26
Warren: I was not in Massad for 15 years, yeah.
7:30
Ashman: But he's usually the falafel truck.
7:35
Ashman: And then changed it to kids that's covered and then changed it to her delivery.
7:40
Martyn: Her delivery.
7:42
Warren: There's an ambulance as well.
7:43
Warren: No, but there was a scene where the liberal he's trying to recruit these these other liberals and well, and he's like, Yes, he introduces this black kid, and he's like, Would you say his dick is big or small or average size?
7:55
Warren: And then the other guys are like, it's average size.
7:58
Ashman: Fucking I mean that's it now what went up, it just came from fucking nowhere, bro.
8:06
Martyn: Many back like, oh no, didn't even think that the kid was gonna speak English.
8:12
Martyn: I didn't even think that kid was leaving English, I thought he was just some like little like a sponsor kid, didn't he?
8:19
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:20
Ashman: Just straight up, fuck you.
8:28
Ashman: Oh my god, oh dear, excuse me.
8:32
Warren: That film was crazy.
8:33
Warren: What was what would you say your your funny moments of that movie?
8:37
Martyn: The best part for me was gotta be the biggie entity part video, the apology video, the apology video.
8:44
Martyn: I was dying, I was in tears, and I couldn't see.
8:47
Ashman: I had two bits still, couldn't breathe.
8:48
Ashman: The part with the the the pregnancy at the beginning, that man goes, Oh, it's a vape.
8:52
Ashman: That's fucky.
8:53
Ashman: That's that that part was fucky, and the part where he done the thing where he put them in the chambers, you know, because that I just was getting a whole and Frank vibe.
9:00
Ashman: That that messed up whole and Frank vibe, fam.
9:04
Ashman: But he's putting them in a torture chamber and putting the gas on.
9:06
Ashman: That's the worst.
9:08
Martyn: The worst thing about it is the fact that all these people think they're doing something legit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:14
Martyn: And they're going along with all of this, like, yeah, yeah, I should have put more babies in there.
9:19
Martyn: Mental.
9:20
Martyn: Like, oh mental.
9:22
Warren: We should explain this particular scene.
9:24
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:25
Warren: So um, in the movie, uh like Allie G's trying to get his show back, and he gets uh he actually manages to get his show back, uh, but it's mad suspicious on how it is and that, and like, yeah, it's it's basically a far right show, uh-huh, ridiculously far right, very demoralizing to self-demorise into human beings, I would say.
9:46
Warren: Uh-huh.
9:47
Warren: And um, so yeah, there was playing a game where these two guys were trying to throw um immigrant immigrants, like immigrant dummies, yeah, into a shower.
9:58
Warren: So incorrect.
10:00
Warren: So incorrect, and then they hit a button and gas comes out.
10:05
Ashman: And Frank vibes, fam.
10:06
Ashman: I'm just getting Anne Frank, like Anne Frank.
10:09
Warren: And the audience was loving it.
10:11
Warren: That was the worst.
10:11
Warren: Not in the in the movie, yeah.
10:14
Martyn: The people in the audience of the show that was going on.
10:17
Ashman: Not even my bloodline, but I could feel that trauma.
10:19
Ashman: Yeah, I was just feeling Anne Frank family, that's all it was.
10:22
Martyn: That was it was deep, and then they were like, Oh, how do you think you could have done better?
10:25
Martyn: So, oh, maybe I could have stuck a few more babies in there.
10:28
Martyn: Mental, some of the absolute mental.
10:31
Martyn: I know, I know, and then you know the fact that they recruited those team of like youth to go along and kidnap a woman, steal her baby, hook it up to a drone in a shopping bag, and try to get it over the border cold, into Mexico so that it didn't become a legal American citizen, cold, and then when they realized that they were gonna get caught, drop the fucking bag and kill the baby.
11:00
Martyn: They went along with that shit, brother.
11:02
Martyn: I'm not gonna be able to do that.
11:02
Martyn: These people should have been arrested.
11:04
Martyn: I'm not even gonna talk about the laugh up.
11:06
Ashman: Nah, nah, we're not even getting into that.
11:09
Warren: We're not going to talk about that particular scene.
11:12
Warren: We're not gonna talk about that scene.
11:23
Martyn: The whole training, the whole training montaged.
11:27
Warren: Well, with with with the with the battigun, loudy gun.
11:30
Warren: That was that it was a batty gun.
11:32
Martyn: It was a battery.
11:33
Warren: There was a gun that shot bullets out of its batty.
11:36
Martyn: You had to wear it like a harness, yeah, and then you had to build the pressure on it.
11:42
Warren: You had to fucking bump it.
11:44
Warren: I could not watch it, Fab.
11:46
Warren: I couldn't watch it.
11:47
Martyn: I had to cover my eyes.
11:48
Martyn: I was like, I can't watch these guys doing this while shouting German slogans.
11:52
Martyn: Love her.
11:53
Warren: Seriously, there was a lot of that movie where I had to cover my eyes, I just couldn't watch it.
11:58
Warren: It was like Jesus, yeah, man.
12:01
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
12:03
Martyn: Like when he got the the the left the leftist guy to come and sneak into the room when he snuck into the hotel room.
12:15
Martyn: Oh my god.
12:16
Martyn: With flavor with the with the guy with the fucking big clock, yeah, acting like he was flavored, flavor, play.
12:21
Martyn: Yeah, like man.
12:23
Warren: Move your microphone over a little piece so it's more in front of you.
12:25
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
12:26
Warren: And then you might have to twist the uh the microphone itself, yeah, yeah.
12:30
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:30
Warren: Got it.
12:32
Warren: Yeah, um, yeah, no, that bit was crazy.
12:35
Warren: Yeah, that that's the what the question that I want to know is you know the very end scene where they're out in the like in the desert in the desert bit, yeah, and then all three of them are there.
12:45
Warren: Yeah, how did they do that in a one?
12:49
Martyn: Because you notice the notice that the other two had masks on, yeah, no, those were and he even said, I'm just uh body double.
12:56
Martyn: He wears no part of the bigger.
12:58
Martyn: The one in the helmet, no part of it.
13:00
Martyn: The one in the helmet, he was the um the gym trainer guy, but he was wearing a helmet, so you didn't know that that wasn't actually him, yeah, and it was probably wearing like a speaker, so that Ali G's voice came out of him.
13:13
Martyn: Uh-huh.
13:13
Martyn: Uh-huh.
13:13
Martyn: And then the other guy, the leftist guy, when he got to the desert, he was What's good, homie is it's home and I'm not.
13:21
Jack: Your boy, amateur, forgot to change the batteries.
13:24
Jack: So while he's doing that, why don't you go click like, comment, and subscribe?
13:31
Warren: Ross, I can't believe the battery just died so early in the podcast.
13:35
Warren: But that's alright.
13:37
Warren: We on we on uh double A's.
13:40
Warren: We're back on, we're back on, we're back on.
13:42
Warren: I just had to plug the re-re-plug this in.
13:45
Warren: And uh, what was we chatting about?
13:46
Martyn: We were saying about the guys in the bandanas and why you couldn't recognize.
13:49
Martyn: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:50
Martyn: Because they were wearing masks, so you didn't see that they weren't actually, but they were just body doubles.
13:54
Warren: But the thing like that scene must have been well timed because Ali G ran up to run up some haystacks to catch a baby.
14:03
Martyn: Because that guy was hitting that button to try and drop the baby multiple times.
14:06
Martyn: I think it was time released, so that it timed it based on how when he got to that point just for the just for the scenario to play out.
14:16
Martyn: But the guy thinking that he's pushing the button to to do it.
14:20
Warren: Oh, he was he was pushed that button, pushed that button at the end.
14:24
Warren: Yeah, but it was mud.
14:26
Warren: That was mud.
14:28
Warren: That was one mud, mud move.
14:30
Warren: The berth.
14:32
Warren: The berth.
14:32
Warren: Do you know what they showed the suit at the end?
14:35
Warren: Yeah, they did that.
14:36
Warren: They had like a body suit at the end.
14:37
Martyn: They used the same kind of thing with Iron Man, didn't they?
14:40
Martyn: When they when they had to do the whole thing with uh pepper and a hand in his chest to do the thing, they used a they used a body double there, and then Robert Downey just had his head poking up on top of the body double.
14:51
Martyn: Oh yeah.
14:52
Martyn: And they can't I that's how they did the the the pregnancy body double.
14:56
Martyn: But but that scene was so fucking the fact that those two guys in that room thought that that shit was real, yeah, and they were getting all that shit sprayed on their face, and they were just like, Yeah, yeah, let's just carry on.
15:08
Martyn: Yeah, yeah.
15:09
Martyn: We're kidnapping this fucking baby.
15:11
Ashman: We on a mission, because it has to go across the border, isn't it?
15:15
Ashman: Yeah, 100,000.
15:16
Ashman: What is that?
15:17
Ashman: 140,000 picnic mad, mad.
15:22
Ashman: He actually manages to convince what is it that says something about his pants alone's got a hundred eat 30% of rice and beans in the country?
15:32
Warren: Yes, I know, right?
15:34
Warren: He's got a higher population rate than Iceland.
15:38
Warren: Serious, serious, serious are you guys familiar with the other stuff that Sasha Baron Cohen's been in?
15:55
Martyn: Um like Borat and Bruno and shit like that.
15:57
Ashman: Bruno's the one with the I think that's the one.
15:59
Ashman: That's the gay one.
16:00
Ashman: He's the German one.
16:01
Ashman: I think I got to the uh I think I got to the start credits, you know, the tit the screen, and I just backed out and be just anyway.
16:10
Ashman: I knew it was just gonna be overly gay.
16:12
Ashman: And I've got it at home and I still ain't watched it because I just every time I go to put it on, it's like I get to the credits and it's just like, yeah, this is gonna be too west for my head too.
16:20
Martyn: I don't mind gays though, but when it's like right there and it's like thrown at you because I knew that's the right.
16:26
Martyn: That's the problem with the guy in the suspenders, isn't it?
16:28
Martyn: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29
Martyn: And I knew it was gonna just take it way too far, and I was like he put that way too.
16:34
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:35
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:35
Ashman: It looked west.
16:36
Ashman: I said, no, I'm not doing this.
16:37
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
16:37
Warren: Obviously, we got fucking Borat.
16:39
Warren: Borat's just funny because he's he adds like an idiot.
16:42
Warren: But then he's also been in a lot of other movies as well.
16:50
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:51
Warren: He's had quite a lot of characters.
16:53
Warren: So I have got a game for you guys.
16:56
Warren: Come on.
16:56
Warren: Yeah, it's called Who's Dat?
16:59
Ashman: Who's that?
17:01
Warren: Who's that?
17:02
Warren: Or all that.
17:04
Warren: Oh, that's all that.
17:05
Warren: So this is what I'm gonna do.
17:07
Warren: I'm gonna read a quote, uh-huh, okay, and I'm going to do it in such a monotone voice because I'll be honest, he's known for his accents, ain't he, Sasha?
17:15
Warren: So, and you gotta we're gonna give you one point.
17:18
Warren: If you can give get your phones out, write this in your notepad.
17:21
Warren: Right.
17:22
Warren: Alright.
17:22
Warren: So you're gonna get one point for a messenger thing, yeah.
17:27
Warren: Allow me.
17:28
Warren: Yeah, go on then.
17:29
Warren: You say you get one point for the character he's playing, and another point for the movie.
17:33
Ashman: What I've got to write this down, yeah?
17:34
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:35
Ashman: One point for the character, one point for the movie.
17:37
Warren: One point for the character, one point for the movie.
17:38
Warren: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
17:40
Warren: One character.
17:41
Warren: Oh, you don't have to write this down, you just gotta guess.
17:43
Ashman: Yeah, okay, no, no, go through then.
17:45
Ashman: Go through next.
17:45
Warren: I'm gonna read this out.
17:46
Warren: Now give me one second.
17:47
Warren: I just gotta okay, so the first one.
17:54
Warren: Alright, don't go on about it.
17:56
Warren: Stop giving it all of that now.
17:58
Warren: If you in the house.
17:59
Warren: You're not supposed to say, but you're supposed to write it on the TV.
18:08
Ashman: You know, black people are late to the party sometime, man.
18:11
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
18:12
Warren: Alright, skip that one.
18:16
Warren: We're gonna skip that one.
18:18
Ashman: So you're ready to type.
18:25
Ashman: No, go on, go, June.
18:27
Warren: Okay.
18:29
Ashman: No, yes, yeah, yeah.
18:30
Ashman: Go on then, go on then.
18:33
Warren: Alright, alright.
18:34
Warren: I can't even pronounce this.
18:36
Warren: This is my neighbour, new s my neighbour, North Sultan Talab.
18:41
Warren: I can't say that.
18:43
Warren: He's a pain in my assholes.
18:45
Warren: I get window from glass, he must get new window from glass.
18:50
Warren: I get step, he must get step.
18:52
Warren: I get clock radio, he cannot afford clock radio.
18:55
Warren: Great success.
18:56
Warren: Write it down, write it down, write it down.
19:00
Ashman: Write it down.
19:00
Ashman: I'm lost.
19:06
Warren: Okay, next one, next one.
19:09
Warren: You can't hurt us, we got the bullet proof cloud.
19:12
Warren: This is a bit of a difficult one.
19:18
Warren: You can't hurt us.
19:21
Warren: We got the bullet proof cloud.
19:23
Warren: Yeah?
19:28
Warren: Next one.
19:29
Warren: No, I will battle you with the entirety of my heart.
19:36
Warren: And you will probably lose.
19:48
Martyn: Say that one again, because that's a short one.
19:50
Warren: Okay, I'm gonna try and do it.
19:51
Warren: There was a it was a big screen.
19:52
Warren: Yeah, there was a bit, there's a bit there's a lot more to it, but I just wrote this.
19:56
Warren: I didn't want to do the whole thing.
19:58
Warren: No, I will battle you with the entirety of my heart, and you will probably lose.
20:04
Warren: Okay, I think I know.
20:06
Warren: I don't know the name, but I know the film.
20:09
Warren: Okay, last one, yeah?
20:16
Warren: Maurice, you did not raise your hand, therefore your heinous comment will not Sorry, let's start again.
20:21
Warren: Maurice, you did not raise your hand, therefore your heinous comment will be struck off.
20:27
Warren: I know this one.
20:28
Warren: I know this one.
20:30
Ashman: Ah man, uh you man are following the films.
20:32
Ashman: Close blood.
20:33
Ashman: I'm not that tight, man.
20:34
Martyn: Nah, it's quite man, it's quite my quote's is just in my head.
20:38
Martyn: I don't even know why I'm always reeling him.
20:40
Martyn: Oh nah, not for me, you know.
20:42
Martyn: Go on.
20:43
Warren: So the first one was Oh wait, wait, wait.
20:45
Martyn: Let me can can I can I guess?
20:46
Martyn: No, go on.
20:47
Martyn: No, no, no, no.
20:48
Warren: Okay, I tell you no, we're gonna go through one, two, three, four, and five.
20:51
Warren: Number one, well, you've spoiled that one.
20:54
Warren: No, not me, man.
20:56
Ashman: Now me, man.
20:58
Warren: No, wait.
20:59
Warren: So we number one was Ali G in the house.
21:01
Martyn: Yeah, yeah, we got that one.
21:02
Martyn: Yeah, let me show you the can I tell you my guesses and you tell me if I'm right or not.
21:07
Warren: We'll do number two.
21:07
Warren: Don't skip to number four or five.
21:09
Warren: No, I'm not gonna go ahead.
21:10
Warren: So, what do you think number two was?
21:11
Warren: I think number two was Borat.
21:13
Warren: Yeah, me ain't got no um.
21:14
Warren: That was yeah, that was Borat.
21:17
Warren: Yeah, okay.
21:18
Warren: Yeah, my neighbor is Nussen Sarara.
21:20
Warren: He is paying my assholes.
21:22
Warren: I get a window, he must get a window.
21:24
Warren: Yeah, I get a step, he must get a step.
21:26
Warren: Yeah, he's talking about his neighbor in Kazakhstan.
21:28
Warren: Yeah, he cannot afford great success.
21:32
Warren: Yeah, okay.
21:33
Warren: Uh the third one.
21:35
Martyn: Yeah, I think I got this one.
21:36
Martyn: Go on.
21:37
Martyn: Is this the dictator?
21:39
Ashman: No.
21:39
Ashman: No.
21:41
Ashman: I started thinking about that film as well, you know.
21:44
Ashman: Yeah, no, I this was a difficult one, I'm not gonna lie.
21:46
Ashman: That's the one where he's got the double end of him, and it impersonates being the dick the the the the prime minister or whatever it is.
21:51
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:53
Warren: So this one was Nobby Grimsby from the Grimsby Brothers.
21:56
Warren: Oh, of course I've been.
21:57
Warren: I've seen this before.
21:58
Warren: Yeah, you're not saying that as I thought.
22:00
Martyn: I see that one where he's like a he he looks like one of the old seventeen eighties kind of one of the one of the gun.
22:06
Martyn: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:08
Martyn: Okay, okay.
22:11
Martyn: It's brothers.
22:14
Ashman: Okay, I ain't watched this one before.
22:15
Ashman: Yeah, it's it's alright.
22:16
Ashman: It's it's funny, but it's funny.
22:18
Martyn: It's like a one time.
22:19
Martyn: It's not it's not his best movie, but it's it's got that rebel rebel Wilson, you know, the Australian chit.
22:26
Martyn: Okay, yeah, man.
22:27
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:29
Warren: And the last one was difficult.
22:31
Warren: Yeah, no, no, I will batter you with the entirety of my heart, then god.
22:37
Martyn: And you will probably lose.
22:39
Martyn: Is this one the guy in Sweeney Todd?
22:43
Martyn: No, the hairdresser guy.
22:45
Warren: You haven't got a clue, have you, Ash?
22:46
Warren: So this one was Gene Garrard in the movie.
22:51
Warren: Tagler that I can't even fucking say that.
22:53
Warren: This is an American movie as well.
22:55
Warren: Show me that.
22:55
Warren: Tag hang on.
22:58
Martyn: There it is.
22:58
Martyn: You see it?
22:59
Martyn: Uh Talladega, Talladega Nights.
23:02
Martyn: Yeah.
23:03
Martyn: Uh I've never seen that one.
23:04
Martyn: Talladega.
23:05
Warren: The ballad of Ricky Bobby.
23:06
Warren: It's got Will Farrow in.
23:07
Warren: I never seen that.
23:07
Warren: It's about NAS car drivers.
23:09
Warren: Yeah, I know, yeah.
23:10
Warren: I remember that film, but I've never seen that one.
23:12
Warren: And uh Ali G, he plays a French race car driver who's basically looking to fucking Reggie.
23:18
Warren: Yeah.
23:18
Warren: Yeah.
23:19
Warren: Nemesis and that.
23:20
Warren: It's a I would say it's a more classic Will Farrell movie.
23:23
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:24
Warren: And Sasha plays an out.
23:28
Warren: He always plays as the most outrageous characters.
23:30
Ashman: Will Farrell.
23:31
Ashman: I think the only movie that I've seen him in is that the one that's Anchorman.
23:35
Ashman: Anchorman.
23:35
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, Anchorman.
23:36
Ashman: But I've never seen that.
23:37
Ashman: But the one film I do remember him from was a film called Old School.
23:42
Martyn: Yeah, I remember Old School.
23:44
Ashman: With the four brothers and they meet back up, innit?
23:45
Ashman: Like a meeting.
23:46
Martyn: Yeah, reunion of like fraternity.
23:49
Ashman: Kind of like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:50
Ashman: It's a good movie.
23:51
Ashman: It's a good movie.
23:52
Warren: I haven't seen that one.
23:54
Martyn: The last one you read.
23:55
Martyn: That was number five.
23:58
Martyn: Yeah, but you had one more about Maurice.
24:01
Martyn: Oh, the last one.
24:02
Martyn: I knew this one instantly.
24:04
Martyn: The second you said Maurice, go on, say it.
24:06
Martyn: It's King Julian from Madagascar.
24:08
Martyn: The Lima.
24:10
Warren: You might be like, shut up, you're so annoying.
24:12
Warren: A lot of people don't realize that's LEG.
24:14
Warren: I knew that instantly.
24:15
Warren: Because he puts on the Apu voice, doesn't he?
24:17
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
24:20
Warren: Brilliant.
24:21
Warren: Absolutely brilliant.
24:22
Warren: So um, movies.
24:24
Warren: I know you guys moofy nuts in your own right.
24:26
Warren: You're a cinema head, you're a DVD guy.
24:28
Warren: Yeah, old school.
24:29
Warren: Old school.
24:30
Warren: Yeah.
24:30
Warren: Uh what you've seen at the cinema lately, man.
24:34
Martyn: Um before this one, my most recent was Street Fighter, the new Street Fighter.
24:39
Martyn: I won't say nothing about that.
24:40
Martyn: No, no, no, spoilers, but give us a breakdown.
24:43
Martyn: It's not taking itself seriously.
24:47
Martyn: Like the Mortal Kombat franchise went in a more serious tone.
24:51
Martyn: This is more just a bunch of guys representing characters and just having fun with it.
24:57
Martyn: And it's just a lot of great fight scenes.
25:02
Martyn: I will say there is also in a cut, like whenever they do like a backstory like segue, it's in an anime form.
25:10
Martyn: Oh like and the anime, the intro to the movie is literally um the origin story of Ryu and Ken and how they became who they are, and that's done in an anime form for like the first 10 minutes of the film.
25:27
Martyn: And I was sat there like, why is this not the entire film?
25:31
Martyn: They need to just scrap what they did and just go back to making that film again, but as an anime, or even just continuing the next films as an anime, or do a side hustle from it with an anime because that anime was so peak, it was incredible.
25:49
Martyn: It was incredible.
25:50
Martyn: The the the film itself, though, it was fun.
25:53
Martyn: Um, there were a couple of things that I didn't like, just a couple of jokes that I just felt kind of played longer than they should have.
25:59
Warren: Okay, yeah, it did land, it took off and stayed in the air.
26:03
Warren: It was good, and then I'm like, and now you're running with it.
26:06
Warren: Yeah, yeah, they just went to orbit.
26:10
Martyn: Yeah, you were like, you should have landed that shit ages ago and moved on.
26:16
Martyn: Should already be on the next bus by now, man.
26:19
Warren: Satan happened on the airplane, they had to get turned around and go back to sender.
26:22
Warren: Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
26:23
Martyn: What I will say is the characters um and the actors that played these characters portrayed these characters very well.
26:33
Warren: You know what?
26:33
Warren: I just realized I need to just because the thing had to restart, I gotta like reset some of these settings.
26:39
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
26:39
Warren: Just be quiet for a second, sorry.
26:41
Warren: And there you go, that's all the background always gone.
26:46
Warren: Oh, yeah.
26:47
Warren: See how we all sound fucking sexy now.
26:49
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
27:02
Warren: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:04
Ashman: The other noise is cold.
27:06
Warren: So let me show you the soundpad because I got soundpad.
27:09
Warren: No, so this one is the uh the air horn.
27:14
Warren: This one's the both of them two fur drinks is carnival.
27:19
Ashman: Both of them is carnival.
27:20
Warren: This one is the the claps, you don't need to use this one, and this one's the this one that reminds me of a grandfifth auto, you know.
27:27
Ashman: Yeah, something about that top just completed your mission.
27:33
Martyn: As soon as you complete your mission, it comes up on the screen.
27:36
Warren: Mission passed, is your money, and all you hear is I don't know what mission that's not that must be the hot chocolate mission.
27:45
Warren: You know about the hot chocolate that got taken out of you don't know, so San Andreas apparently rumour has it, this bit there was a mission called Hot Chocolate, yeah?
27:54
Warren: And it was you play Grand Theft Auto of San Andreas, right?
27:57
Warren: You know when CJ meets his first girlfriend, the girl in the hood, and you take her out, you do some drive-by's, and uh apparently there was a uh a mini game where you broken, you know what I'm saying?
28:08
Warren: You daggered the, you know what I mean?
28:10
Warren: The cool multi-game, and and they took it off.
28:12
Warren: Okay, but that was called hot chocolate.
28:14
Warren: Oh, wicked, okay.
28:15
Warren: So that would have been the uh, you know, oh you just smashed the Girl Street Gang, yeah.
28:21
Warren: All you had to do was follow the dead trade.
28:27
Warren: Oh, do you know what?
28:29
Warren: So just quickly, um, the Street Fighter movie, what would you rate it?
28:33
Warren: How many gunshots out of 10?
28:37
Martyn: Ooh, wicked.
28:38
Martyn: I'd say I'd probably give it like a 6.5.
28:42
Warren: 6.5, yeah.
28:43
Warren: Yeah, 6.5, and the Ali G movie, how many gunshots?
28:51
Warren: That's that's be really that's getting that's getting a nine.
28:55
Martyn: That's that's getting a nine.
28:57
Ashman: But I don't feel like for that one it should be gunshots.
29:00
Ashman: I feel like it's just mission past, yeah.
29:04
Ashman: Just smooth, like it's just done everything completely.
29:08
Martyn: It completed its mission, yeah.
29:10
Warren: Yeah, that's it.
29:11
Warren: That's it.
29:11
Warren: You know what?
29:12
Warren: Grab a coffee, light a cigarette, yeah, man.
29:14
Warren: Yeah, man.
29:15
Warren: Grab a plan B.
29:16
Warren: You'll feel done after seeing that.
29:18
Warren: Yeah, you get me, you get me, get me.
29:21
Warren: Um, Ash.
29:23
Warren: So uh, some of that you probably didn't know is Ash is a DJ as well.
29:27
Warren: Man's pretty plugged into the music scene.
29:29
Warren: Uh-huh.
29:30
Warren: Um we was talking about earlier is these AI videos.
29:35
Warren: Uh-huh.
29:35
Warren: You do you haven't seen this?
29:38
Warren: I have no clue.
29:41
Warren: The madness thing is so my battery's actually pretty low.
29:46
Ashman: I saved them in my phone, innit?
29:47
Ashman: Some of them are codes.
29:48
Ashman: Yeah, some of them are cold.
29:50
Warren: Hold up.
29:50
Warren: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
29:55
Warren: Instagram shit.
29:56
Warren: So it's a madness, yeah.
29:59
Warren: You get these AI videos, and so you'll have someone like uh, for those who ain't seen these before, they'll be peep taking people out of the EastEnders.
30:09
Warren: Like, you'll have I watched this one of them, it was uh Patrick Truman from EastEnders, and he was doing a live radio session of slew them.
30:23
Warren: Slew them Patrick Truman, bro.
30:26
Warren: Slew them and feel in there, yeah, yeah, Patrick Truman in the studio, you know, bro.
30:32
Warren: It's honest to God.
30:33
Warren: You see one, if you see it on Instagram, you literally it you just go through real after real after real.
30:38
Warren: It is it is bad.
30:41
Warren: You got Kat Slater on there as well.
30:44
Warren: Do you know what I see?
30:45
Ashman: I see um not watch this one, watch this one, that's just one oh what kind of audio here with Denise, with Denise as well.
30:57
Warren: That's yeah, that's mad.
31:03
Warren: It's crazy, it's crazy, it's mad, it's mad, it's mad, it's mad, but nah, do you know what I I see one with the Alfie Moon?
31:16
Martyn: Oh that's that guy, innit?
31:17
Martyn: That um Max Fairman.
31:19
Martyn: Yeah, yeah.
31:21
Martyn: Yeah, oh he's going mad, isn't it?
31:23
Martyn: He's going crazy, bro.
31:24
Martyn: He's going off.
31:25
Warren: Hey, hey, hey.
31:27
Martyn: I hated him though.
31:28
Martyn: I never liked that guy.
31:29
Martyn: He messed around with the young one, innit?
31:30
Martyn: Yo, yeah, with Stacey Slater, yeah, when she was well young.
31:34
Martyn: I was like, nah, as soon as I I was like, nah, I'm mad.
31:37
Warren: They got some messed up fucking storylines in these standards.
31:40
Martyn: That's crazy.
31:41
Martyn: You got Phil Mitchell in the background and giving them the meme mug.
31:45
Martyn: Yo, some of them are mad.
31:48
Martyn: Speaking of these kind of things, but real.
31:51
Martyn: Have you heard of these uh those two old guys?
31:53
Martyn: Like uh Peter Baz.
31:55
Martyn: Yeah, Peter Baz, man.
31:56
Martyn: Yeah, you don't know about Peter Baz.
31:58
Martyn: Yeah, I've been watching their videos, man.
32:00
Warren: I'm like, these guys are locked, I've been locked into Pete and Baz since lockdown.
32:04
Warren: Oh, yeah, yeah, that's when I first started hearing them.
32:07
Martyn: And I was like, these guys, like they're cooking.
32:11
Ashman: They are, they they they do cook, but I don't think they cook for themselves, no, so to speak.
32:17
Martyn: Yeah, yeah, it's just they're giving it, but they can spit it like the fact that they can actually spit it.
32:22
Warren: And do them things, they go on tours, yeah.
32:25
Martyn: They go out and they like maybe they're not writing it, but they're still doing that for their age and still spitting it the way like it like it comes from them.
32:32
Ashman: They're like an old.
32:33
Ashman: It's coming like Rod Ronnie and Ronnie and Reggie and Reggie on trap, like you understand, like on rap, like you get me.
32:39
Warren: So coming like two craze on rapper for those who don't know, Pete and Buzz.
32:43
Warren: How old do you say they are?
32:44
Warren: Like over 70, over 70 years old, 65, and they're on music, rapping, dropping some heat, they've been dropping some speed bars too for a couple years, man.
32:55
Ashman: They've been on job, they've got no, they don't slip, they don't slip at all, huh?
33:00
Martyn: And oh my god, they can spit, and the way they can intersect and chop and change between each other as well.
33:07
Warren: Yeah, yeah, no, it's good.
33:09
Martyn: Yeah, the choreographs proper.
33:11
Warren: Yeah, their latest song um got a remix with Method Man on it.
33:15
Warren: I like this one, method the Method Man on the remix.
33:19
Warren: They got songs with T-Pain on there.
33:20
Warren: They got a song called T Pain, and T-Pay is on the remix, yeah.
33:24
Martyn: Because they did it so that they wanted T-Pain on it, and then they get another one for Method.
33:28
Ashman: Got a Yankee stamp, fam.
33:30
Martyn: Yeah, but you could drop it like that, you go.
33:34
Martyn: Yeah, yeah.
33:35
Ashman: You have to respect it because someone's grandparents, man.
33:37
Ashman: Yeah, exactly.
33:38
Martyn: That's exactly like the fact that they're out there doing that, that's that's great.
33:42
Martyn: If you can do it, just do it.
33:43
Martyn: Uh-huh.
33:44
Martyn: Like, uh-huh.
33:44
Martyn: Don't matter whether it's your own words, if you've got the ability, just go for it.
33:48
Martyn: Yeah, definitely, man.
33:49
Martyn: Like, just at least own it that it's not your words and not not try and act like it is.
33:54
Warren: To be honest, I it with Pete and Bass, I don't care if it's their words or not, they are entertainers, yeah.
33:59
Warren: They are.
33:59
Warren: That's what I mean.
34:00
Martyn: Like, they they're out there spitting it, which is why I'm giving them their flowers for that.
34:03
Martyn: Yeah, yeah.
34:04
Martyn: But I'm saying, like, it doesn't matter whether they're writing it or not, at least if if you're gonna go out there and and and and perform, uh-huh, don't own it unless you do.
34:15
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:16
Ashman: Did you see that?
34:17
Martyn: At least give the flowers to the person who got you there.
34:19
Martyn: Did you see that?
34:20
Martyn: Ghost right.
34:21
Martyn: Yeah, exactly.
34:22
Warren: That's what I'm saying.
34:22
Warren: Did you see that video though?
34:24
Warren: Uh there was doing a show, Pete and Baz, and uh the short one, I think that's Pete.
34:29
Warren: He was in some harness being hovered on stage, and he was rapping, and that, and all of a sudden, bless him, he just passed out.
34:36
Warren: Serious, nah, I didn't know about that.
34:38
Warren: Like, I think, don't get me wrong, like they are going in ham.
34:42
Warren: Uh-huh.
34:43
Warren: But being suspended in the air, I think that's a lesson learned.
34:46
Warren: Like, we can't, we too well to be.
34:48
Warren: They're mana going in like they're youngers, bruv.
34:51
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:51
Warren: They're going in like they got energy, and you know what?
34:53
Warren: I'm all for it, man.
34:54
Warren: You know, these guys, I don't know how long they got left to live, and I want them to live forever.
34:59
Warren: Uh-huh.
35:00
Warren: But you know, I want I want them to live forever.
35:03
Warren: That's why they you can't be sus hooking yourself in harness and doing this, man.
35:07
Warren: Because I want you to live forever, you know.
35:09
Warren: Yeah, exactly.
35:09
Warren: We've only we've only just locked into you, man.
35:12
Ashman: Yeah, man, them are on on pension, you know, suspended in the air fam.
35:16
Ashman: That's mad.
35:17
Ashman: No, bro.
35:20
Martyn: Floating on that pension.
35:24
Warren: But yeah, no, no, no.
35:25
Warren: What else has been going on?
35:26
Warren: Blood, the digger D and Morrison thing.
35:32
Warren: That is that that that right there is we need to investigate this.
35:39
Warren: Okay.
35:40
Warren: Enlighten me, brother.
35:41
Warren: So Morrison is a rapper.
35:43
Warren: Right.
35:43
Warren: Digger D's a rapper.
35:45
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
35:45
Martyn: But what's this, what's going on?
35:47
Ashman: So there is some they had a little bit of problems.
35:50
Ashman: There's some some some musical some musical problems from um in the mouth.
35:56
Warren: Move it around if you need to.
35:57
Ashman: That that the the musical problems, they kind of like they stem from the streets, but it obviously it all it all ends up in the booth, and it in the music, in the studio, yeah, definitely.
36:07
Ashman: Um and someone someone produces and releases what that is, so um to be honest, we don't really know the backstory.
36:16
Ashman: I don't know a hundred percent of it, but what I do know of it is it it started in the streets, um gang violence, um, what a lot of people would call today as um the YNS, the young beeps, Ali G.
36:39
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
36:40
Ashman: You feel me?
36:42
Ashman: So a lot of NBA is to do with that, with certain um gangs in in the in the city of London colliding, um namely West London and other areas.
36:56
Ashman: Um, but where that comes from is Morrison had a brother that was uh killed in the streets again through the same gang violence.
37:06
Ashman: Yeah, um yeah, so I feel like a lot of that that track that he released had a lot of the substance from the streets put into that, but there was that that controversial part where yeah, the big N turned into the big D.
37:26
Ashman: Why for that?
37:27
Ashman: But yeah, we all know the whole beep, yeah, and then he switched that with digger, digger, digger, digger, like so.
37:36
Ashman: The streets are saying that was it a real dig at digger, beep, so to speak.
37:44
Warren: Okay, I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
37:46
Warren: Alright.
37:47
Warren: We're gonna we're gonna check this check this song out quick, alright?
37:51
Warren: Uh we're gonna try and get as much of our reactions on it, but we we can't play the music over the over the ting for obvious reasons.
37:59
Warren: Alright, so um I'm just literally saying that right now.
38:03
Warren: Someone put put it up on you.
38:04
Warren: Do you know what it's called?
38:06
Ashman: Sure, if you write in Morrison, um I would, but I want 8% for that.
38:11
Ashman: Come on, I've got plenty, man.
38:13
Warren: I've yeah, I'm plugged into the interface right now.
38:16
Warren: I should have got some batteries.
38:23
Warren: What are we looking for?
38:24
Warren: I think I've got it.
38:26
Warren: What's it called?
38:33
Ashman: Um I think it's called Cosovy, I think, by Morrison.
38:36
Ashman: But this is I think this is I found a reaction video, and we don't want a reaction because we want to react ourselves.
38:42
Warren: Um I think some of that we're going to be doing in the future.
38:45
Warren: I've got cause of you right here.
38:47
Warren: Yeah, go for it, bro.
38:48
Warren: Wait, before you drop that, before some of that we're going to be doing in the future is live reactions.
38:52
Warren: Like, you know, like that, you know, they used to do on on YouTube and that where you watch it and react to it in real time, and that's certain that we are going to be doing in the in the in the future.
39:04
Warren: Obviously, recorded video and everything.
39:07
Warren: I think that's gonna be the main angle with the YouTube-ness.
39:10
Warren: Do you know what I mean?
39:12
Warren: And I'm gonna keep the actual sessions on proper, proper street, you know, platforms for it.
39:19
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:19
Warren: Um, you know.
39:21
Warren: Right, alright, alright, we're gonna we're gonna play this now.
39:24
Martyn: I'm just gonna get back.
39:28
Warren: Alright.
39:29
Martyn: I'm gonna give it to you, all you gotta do.
39:31
Warren: Okay, I'm gonna let's play.
39:32
Warren: Pause it just a second there.
39:34
Warren: Because that's what they do, innit?
39:35
Warren: Morrison is official.
39:37
Warren: He's been he's been doing his thing from he's been on fire in the booth and all kinds of things.
39:43
Warren: I haven't heard from Morrison in like God knows how long though.
39:47
Ashman: He's been about, he's been about, he's been about his name has rung bells for a few years still.
39:51
Ashman: Yeah.
39:52
Warren: Huh?
39:53
Warren: I'm gonna hold it because let's play.
39:57
Warren: Wait, wait, pause it, pause it, pause it.
39:59
Warren: Did my man say that he was living in a million pound house and while he was on road?
40:05
Warren: Hold on a second, the bars are just here.
40:08
Warren: Let me pull it up a second.
40:10
Warren: You lived in a million pound home in Maidenhead.
40:15
Ashman: Maidenhead.
40:15
Ashman: That's what ain't that like Kentucky.
40:17
Warren: That's like a it's it's it's nice.
40:20
Warren: Bro, I'm guys hard for me to pause it.
40:24
Warren: Yo, yo, what did he just say?
40:27
Warren: Yo, you read it out, Fab.
40:29
Warren: You read that out, you read that out.
40:31
Martyn: Wait, you say you a silver spoon rapper?
40:35
Martyn: We come from the mud, Kendrick Lamar, they ain't nothing like us.
40:38
Martyn: How would it take 12 plus man with shanks to kill one man on his own that was drunk?
40:44
Martyn: Right.
40:45
Ashman: So that's his brother that he's talking about.
40:46
Ashman: That's his brother.
40:47
Ashman: That's what I was like.
40:48
Martyn: Wait, hold up.
40:49
Ashman: That's the little more sediment.
40:53
Martyn: Yeah.
40:53
Ashman: That's the little more sediment.
40:54
Warren: Wait, so is that Digga D's man then then?
40:56
Warren: That's behind all of that.
40:58
Martyn: Now, let's be real.
40:59
Martyn: What I'm saying is facts.
41:00
Martyn: If this shit was the other way around and twice 12 white boys killed a vulnerable black boy, tanks would call that a race attack.
41:12
Ashman: That's I think I don't even want to call out no affiliates.
41:15
Ashman: I don't want to call it.
41:16
Ashman: That's calling some shit out.
41:17
Ashman: I don't want to call out no gang names or none of that.
41:20
Martyn: Yeah, not calling out no names, but he's saying, like, look, if this shit appeals to you or makes you feel something, then you may be involved.
41:26
Ashman: Yeah, yeah.
41:27
Ashman: The streets of West London were sticky at one point, bro.
41:30
Warren: It was mad sticky.
41:31
Warren: That's fucking.
41:32
Martyn: Stop calling us ops, little man.
41:34
Martyn: We don't know you.
41:34
Martyn: Digger, stop saying my name in your vocals.
41:39
Warren: Call out name drop.
41:44
Warren: Drop the name.
41:46
Ashman: He hit him, he hit him, he hit him at the beginning, right at the beginning, still, because he started the thing with woo, woo, woo, wooy.
41:50
Ashman: And that's digger's thing straight away.
41:52
Martyn: So I ain't gonna dissh you and say you're a capper, but your own man strike has already exposed you.
42:02
Martyn: Right, so he's he's calling out people now.
42:07
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:08
Ashman: Hip hit play, hit play, hit play.
42:10
Ashman: So he tried to mention Tennessee Thresher there still.
42:15
Martyn: I'll go back a bit, I'll go back.
42:17
Martyn: He said listen, talking a striker, free dig that.
42:23
Martyn: You're trying to do me dirty like him now.
42:26
Martyn: They trick Dig that out of his position, but they can't trick me out of mine with a big mouth.
42:31
Martyn: Reese, I can see it in your eye.
42:33
Martyn: You ain't violent.
42:35
Ashman: Government name.
42:36
Ashman: That's government name.
42:38
Martyn: Uh-huh.
42:38
Martyn: Calling out.
42:40
Martyn: I swear to God, I'd love to fight him.
42:44
Martyn: Can't leave his block, so I'll fight him in Ladbrook.
42:47
Ashman: Ladbrook Grove, that's West Side.
42:50
Ashman: Uh-huh.
42:51
Martyn: Leave him to Steve O when I unalive him.
42:54
Ashman: That's his little brother.
42:56
Martyn: Maya Mills fucked half of London and you wifed it.
42:59
Martyn: That's yuck.
43:01
Ashman: Oh, oh, not was.
43:02
Ashman: Wait, say that again.
43:03
Ashman: Did he say something about Tennessee?
43:05
Martyn: Next.
43:06
Martyn: He said, Maya Mills fucked half of London and you wifed it.
43:09
Martyn: That's yuck.
43:10
Martyn: So did Tennessee, but you still wifed it, yuck.
43:14
Ashman: Oh shit.
43:14
Ashman: Tennessee.
43:15
Ashman: That shot fire.
43:16
Ashman: That's the one that had the fight with Pagey Kakey, I think.
43:19
Ashman: Yeah, Tennessee.
43:20
Ashman: Hotie still.
43:21
Ashman: Alright, alright, run the rhythm.
43:22
Ashman: Run the rhythm.
43:22
Ashman: Oh, keep yeah, nah, nah, keep that playing.
43:26
Ashman: No, man, you have to go back.
43:27
Ashman: You have to go back because you paused it.
43:28
Ashman: Yeah, you gotta pull that up.
43:30
Ashman: You gotta pull that up.
43:31
Martyn: You gotta pull that up.
43:32
Martyn: Yeah, yeah.
43:32
Martyn: That was some pain.
43:35
Martyn: Pause it a second.
43:40
Martyn: Pause that a second.
43:41
Martyn: Oh my.
43:49
Warren: Oh my god, read that back.
43:51
Warren: Read.
43:52
Martyn: When the bush man had you on the camera frightening, blood, I'm too old for this beef online shit.
43:56
Martyn: Why say this is me and I ain't been replying, but Reese mate, you let down the whole fucking culture.
44:02
Martyn: Tennessee left you for a s for a neaky white kid.
44:06
Martyn: When I was in jail, I put in put work in, you were in jail, you started working.
44:18
Warren: Say that last lyric again.
44:20
Martyn: You went to jail, you started working.
44:36
Ashman: That was not politically appropriate.
44:48
Ashman: That's that's that's that's that's bad now, because what we have to do do a do at ancestry.com man's got a man's got a DNA man's checking your DNA phone.
45:02
Ashman: But it might be Scottish dude.
45:14
Warren: Oh call your dad ASAP.
45:16
Warren: Check that, check it out.
45:23
Martyn: Cool little bags like you're faking.
45:25
Warren: Love it, man.
45:26
Warren: Okay.
45:27
Martyn: Oh god.
45:35
Ashman: Go back a little bit, just a tiny bit, just a tiny bit, because Mozart's at a state in Mozart's at a state in um like west, it's between north and northwest London.
45:43
Ashman: Like, I just want to just want to hear that part about Mozart.
45:46
Ashman: Yeah, right.
45:47
Ashman: Pause, pause, pause, right.
45:53
Ashman: Rack five Rack Five was one of the people now that got caught up in the whole case about he's his youth, um the brother, the little brother.
46:05
Ashman: So I don't know what his brother, I think his brother was called Steve.
46:08
Warren: Yeah, read the lyric again.
46:10
Warren: Read out the lyric, read out the lyric.
46:12
Ashman: There was two youths that got caught up in the case.
46:14
Ashman: Right five got 30.
46:16
Ashman: Yeah, on and out.
46:17
Ashman: One of them tried to one of them tried to turn into um there was two youths that got done up for the case, yeah.
46:24
Ashman: And one of them before it all came out and the case was rare, rare, rare, and he was like put forward as one of the the like the murderers, suspected murderers or whatever, he went and started like he went and started up like a YouTube thing where he was um going to other countries and like um it's kind of like he was on like a Steve Irwin thing, but not with the crocodiles, and that he was like messing with koalas and like you know them kind of things there, and he made a channel out of it, but then there was someone else that got put forward as well as like a suspect, and in the courtroom, the man then was the man them was all talking on each other, and then one of them obviously got put down for the 30.
47:01
Ashman: Like, yeah, like you get it Ross snitching and shit, yeah.
47:07
Ashman: When it gets dark like that, and the man's getting told, hey, what it's 25 now, rare, rare, and you know everything that you want is outside, like pum pum, money, your youth, rare, rare, and the man's telling you 25.
47:19
Ashman: That might make you talk, you know.
47:23
Ashman: I'm telling you, brother, not me, not me, but that might make Jeffrey talk.
47:31
Martyn: Read the lyric out, but read the lyric.
47:33
Martyn: Right, five got 30, he's a goner now, been a month, he's already been forgotten about.
47:37
Ashman: Uh-huh.
47:38
Ashman: I'm sure, I'm sure.
47:39
Ashman: Uh actually, I think it got dark because I'm sure the girl, the guy was with a woman, and I think she put him under as well.
47:46
Ashman: She was, yeah, yeah, she was telling her man.
47:48
Ashman: So he got they, I think they doubled down on him still.
47:52
Ashman: So he was, yeah, he he he weren't coming home.
47:55
Ashman: Blood fire.
47:56
Ashman: Get me actually coming home, coming.
47:58
Ashman: He weren't coming home, brother.
48:00
Warren: He's not coming, he's got extended stay.
48:04
Warren: Extended stay.
48:05
Warren: Uh-huh.
48:06
Warren: Right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:07
Warren: Keep going, keep going.
48:08
Warren: Yeah.
48:09
Warren: Shit's getting real.
48:12
Warren: Pause it.
48:12
Warren: What?
48:14
Warren: Dig that doing 30 years.
48:16
Martyn: Dig that's doing 30 years because of you, digger.
48:18
Martyn: Place one Fredero because of you, digger.
48:22
Warren: Play it.
48:26
Ashman: Dig that's doing time for himself because dig that was a hot yeat, man, about Air Force One and crease in the Air Force One.
48:32
Ashman: If he had stayed on that level, he might still be on the pavements now.
48:35
Ashman: He he was.
48:36
Warren: Why is he in prison?
48:38
Ashman: He got caught up in some gun charge, I think, or something, some madness about it.
48:41
Ashman: He tried to shoot someone.
48:42
Warren: I swear he did come to catch him one time.
48:44
Warren: Digdat.
48:45
Warren: Yeah, pause it a second, pause it a second.
48:47
Warren: Yeah, I swear he did come to catch him one time.
48:48
Warren: Well, I was a bus driver, uh-huh, and um one time there was just holy per people in town on a Saturday night.
48:55
Ashman: Abacus and rare, rare, that part.
48:57
Ashman: Yeah, Abacus, Abacus.
48:58
Warren: Like, don't get me wrong, back in the day when I was a bus driver before COVID, uh huh.
49:01
Warren: They used to have some lit nights in it.
49:04
Warren: Yeah, it used to be active, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:05
Warren: And and one time it was just bruv, it was extra active.
49:09
Warren: Uh-huh.
49:10
Warren: Uh-huh.
49:10
Warren: Like, extra active.
49:11
Warren: I'll, you know, like I used to have my lunch about nine o'clock, ten o'clock, ten times there.
49:16
Warren: And sometimes I'll be like, right, let me go to the chicken shop, grab two, two pieces of chicken and chips.
49:20
Warren: Uh-huh.
49:21
Warren: And bruv, I'm in there, I'm thinking, fuck, there's loads of people in here, bruv.
49:25
Warren: I couldn't even eat my food.
49:27
Warren: Because I just couldn't get served.
49:29
Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
49:29
Warren: Like, I'm thinking, rah, there's bare people in that.
49:32
Warren: And I'm asking around, and I see, I see when you he's got his phone out, and that, you know what I'm saying?
49:37
Warren: Like, right, uh, you know what I'm saying?
49:39
Warren: So I'm thinking, yo, what's going on?
49:40
Warren: And big people coming up to this guy, and that's he must be some sort of big shot or whatever, innit?
49:44
Warren: You know, when someone is like, you're not from round here.
49:47
Warren: I know if I I don't know everyone from around here, but Kevin's a sort of I know who's not from round here.
49:52
Warren: I'm thinking, rah, you're not from round here.
49:55
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:55
Warren: Brother, I reckon that was dig that.
49:56
Warren: I don't know.
49:57
Warren: I don't know.
49:57
Warren: I still what's he looking I don't even know what he looked like to this day.
50:00
Ashman: Yeah, but a little red skin youth, man.
50:02
Warren: Yeah, light skin.
50:03
Warren: Yeah, a little red skin.
50:04
Ashman: Like, I swear he had uh no homo, but good looking youth, like a little pretty boy, yeah, man, like young youth, bad looking.
50:10
Warren: Yeah, he had if he had facial hair, it would have been a line because I didn't see no facial hair on it.
50:14
Warren: Yeah, yeah, you man, baby face man.
50:16
Warren: I swear his hair was he had some length to his hair still, short, short on top of this.
50:20
Warren: I can't remember, uh-huh, but yeah, I reckon that was him.
50:25
Warren: Uh-huh.
50:25
Warren: Because when you know, I I remember him, and then I found out oh Dig that was playing at Abacus and that.
50:31
Warren: I was thinking, rah, was that my man at the chicken shop?
50:33
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
50:33
Warren: Taking selfies and shit.
50:35
Warren: Uh-huh.
50:35
Warren: I think it was, you know.
50:36
Warren: That's probably why I couldn't eat get my food.
50:38
Warren: The place was so ram out.
50:40
Warren: My man's in there.
50:41
Ashman: Celebrity doubt the chicken shop.
50:43
Warren: Yeah.
50:43
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:44
Warren: I yeah, yeah, come on, keep playing, keep playing.
50:46
Warren: It's like another minute half.
50:48
Warren: Yeah, that's cool, man.
50:49
Warren: This is a podcast.
50:49
Warren: I think this is the formula.
50:51
Warren: Yeah.
50:51
Warren: What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna cut out the song, and then every time we pause it, you know, remind the lyric and that, and then we just like, yeah, we're talking about that.
50:59
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:00
Warren: Formulated.
51:03
Ashman: Pause it.
51:04
Ashman: Pause that, you know what?
51:05
Ashman: Pause that a second.
51:05
Ashman: I'm not sure if I got it wrong, you know.
51:07
Ashman: I'm not sure if I got it wrong.
51:08
Ashman: I'm not sure if it's Rack 5 or it's Ty.
51:11
Ashman: I think that the youth that started that that channel that had something to do with the murder and went down.
51:17
Ashman: I think he's called Ty.
51:18
Ashman: I think his channel was mentioned Ty before the crocodile dundee.
51:22
Ashman: Right, now it would fucking make sense.
51:24
Ashman: You understand what I'm saying?
51:25
Ashman: I think his name's Ty, yeah.
51:26
Ashman: I think I got that part wrong still.
51:28
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:29
Martyn: Because when I read back, I'm not gonna play it back because it'll go all the way back.
51:32
Martyn: But going back, it says, uh, when we got the drop on where Ty sleeps, was outside crocodile dandies for weeks.
51:39
Martyn: Um didn't see him once, but must have been overseas, headlocking crocodiles jumping out of trees.
51:44
Ashman: See, see it's that's the youth, yeah.
51:46
Ashman: Because you had a YouTube channel, yeah.
51:48
Ashman: You went and done some animal thing, like, yeah, you tried to go from Tide.
51:51
Ashman: Yeah, right.
51:53
Ashman: Yeah, before it all came out, he tried to go left, like you get me, and yeah, take a little bit more.
51:58
Ashman: That was his mention about Tide.
52:00
Ashman: Uh-huh.
52:01
Warren: Can we wait before you we end the track again?
52:03
Ashman: Can we just let me see if I can bring up this this youth YouTube channel before you bring it up?
52:08
Warren: I just want to um address um uh there's something that I want to bring up actually is um a minute silence um for uh something that we need to be that every man needs to be aware of.
52:21
Warren: Uh I want to pay one minute silence to the guys who have tried to turn a hoe into a housewife.
52:28
Warren: Just just just just one minute, just one minute, just for just one minute, and we we we we pray for these guys.
52:35
Warren: They have more hope than most people.
52:38
Warren: Yeah, yeah, I know, alright.
52:40
Warren: Alright, anyway, alright.
52:41
Warren: Just one minute, one minute.
52:44
Warren: One moment, I don't want to give them too many time.
52:48
Warren: Is that a minute?
52:48
Warren: No, we'll just do that, yeah.
52:50
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:50
Martyn: They don't need too much of us.
52:51
Martyn: We'll just stretch that that gap of silence out into a minute.
52:55
Warren: What I'm gonna do is I'm actually going to just pause it.
52:59
Martyn: Just elapse the time of that silence a little bit.
53:03
Ashman: Stretch it out.
53:03
Ashman: Found it straight away, guys.
53:05
Ashman: Yeah, tired animal guy.
53:08
Ashman: See, here he is.
53:09
Ashman: Okay.
53:12
Ashman: So he got caught up in the badness.
53:14
Ashman: Show Martin.
53:15
Ashman: And then what happened is whoops.
53:17
Ashman: He tried to do like an avenue change.
53:21
Ashman: Right, yeah, I see.
53:22
Ashman: So they was caught in the streets on badness, blah blah blah.
53:26
Ashman: They knew it could have got on top, and then dishu tried to use his brain and say, you know what, I'm trying to jump out of the streets and I'm going to fuck with the animals now.
53:33
Ashman: Yeah, getting the country.
53:34
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:35
Ashman: You know what I mean?
53:36
Ashman: So it makes sense.
53:37
Ashman: The crocodile, blah, blah, blah.
53:38
Ashman: And there, you know what I mean?
53:40
Warren: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
53:42
Warren: My man's dropping some next level buzz, you know.
53:44
Warren: Yeah, I forgot how hard Morrison is.
53:47
Ashman: That's a reach that is.
53:48
Ashman: I forgot how hard he is.
53:49
Ashman: One of the baddest in over that east side still.
53:51
Ashman: Yeah, because only him and Potter over that side.
53:54
Ashman: Yeah, they're real bad boys, and they're real, they're they're real.
53:57
Ashman: I don't want to put this out there like that, but I'm gonna put this out there like that.
54:00
Ashman: They're real bad white boys.
54:02
Ashman: Like, yeah, they're really on stuff.
54:04
Warren: Yeah, yeah.
54:05
Warren: They grow up in black neighbourhoods and shit.
54:08
Warren: They're the black people of their neighbourhoods because they're the outcasts.
54:12
Ashman: Actually, on stuff, they're on stuff over them ways.
54:14
Ashman: East End and that is is naughty over there, bro.
54:16
Martyn: Trust me.
54:17
Martyn: No shit.
54:18
Martyn: It gets worse.
54:20
Martyn: I'm just ready.
54:21
Warren: No one's reading the lyrics, can't play.
54:24
Ashman: Just stop again, please.
54:25
Ashman: Pause up, pause up.
54:26
Ashman: Stop again.
54:26
Ashman: You need to pull it all the way.
54:28
Ashman: Just stop again, please.
54:29
Ashman: He said, I'm white, but I'm still blacker than you, digger.
54:32
Martyn: My man said, let me just go back to the last the head, the last head of this last word.
54:37
Warren: No, no, you know, they started off where he starts saying you digger.
54:40
Warren: Yes, that's where he did.
54:41
Warren: This is where I am, yeah.
54:42
Warren: This is where I am.
54:44
Martyn: I literally pulled it to that point.
54:45
Martyn: I think it starts all of this.
54:46
Ashman: Yeah, go on then, go on then.
54:48
Ashman: Bring that pause it.
54:49
Ashman: Oh he's gonna be like, come on, man.
54:53
Ashman: BLM.
54:54
Warren: Black Lives Matter, you know, black lives matter.
54:56
Warren: Seriously, read that last lyric, leave that last lyric.
55:00
Martyn: A lot of black lives ruined because of you, digger.
55:03
Warren: Bro, bro, come on, George Floyd.
55:07
Ashman: We love you.
55:07
Ashman: George Floyd, we love you, brother.
55:10
Warren: Yeah.
55:12
Martyn: Oh, I didn't realise I can just tap the line where I want it to start from.
55:15
Martyn: Oh, yeah.
55:15
Martyn: Did you not know that?
55:16
Martyn: No.
55:16
Warren: Oh, yeah, it's sick, isn't it?
55:17
Warren: I thought I'd just scroll up.
55:18
Warren: Yeah, no, no, tap tap the line and ready if you go.
55:21
Martyn: Pause that.
55:22
Martyn: Hell's got a seat waiting for you, digger.
55:24
Warren: Bro, that's a line still.
55:27
Warren: He's got that was a lot of lines there.
55:30
Warren: He said, Stop poisoning the youths with your tunes, digger.
55:35
Martyn: Stop pushing down culture on the youths digger.
55:37
Martyn: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:37
Martyn: Dissing dead people in your tunes, digger.
55:40
Martyn: Hell's got a seat waiting for you, digger.
55:42
Martyn: Yeah.
55:42
Martyn: I'm white button, but still blacker than you, digger.
55:48
Warren: Wait, wait, wait.
55:50
Warren: That's just I need to get that, and that's the next sound I'm getting, bro.
55:56
Warren: That's the next sound I'm getting.
55:58
Warren: That's the next one.
55:58
Warren: If you reply, he's gonna drop part two, digger.
56:03
Warren: I bet digger ain't dropped the part.
56:05
Warren: Digger ain't replied though, has he?
56:07
Warren: No, but you know what, yeah?
56:08
Warren: Go on, pause that, pause that, pause that.
56:10
Warren: You reply.
56:13
Ashman: I feel like what they tried to do though, I feel like they tried to um pin out Morrison by doing the whole thing with the digger thing.
56:20
Ashman: There's no part of that that I found that was like uh racially pushing boundaries.
56:26
Warren: Yes, yes, no, I know what you're talking about.
56:28
Ashman: Because they was trying to do the whole thing of oh, the digger is beep, and it was not there's no part of any of them bars that I could say that that digger was supposed to be translated to the N word.
56:37
Ashman: I heard that, I heard that it was just pointing out his name, literally, literally, and and getting right to the the facts of how he feels as well about certain situations, who is at fault, who is just kind of like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:49
Warren: Yeah, man.
56:50
Warren: Just to catch you up if you don't know after that song dropped, a lot of people were saying that it's racist for some reason, and yeah, there's nothing about that that was racist.
57:00
Warren: Nah, bro.
57:01
Warren: I'm gonna be honest with you.
57:03
Ashman: Apart from the part where he says I'm white, but I'm probably blacker than you, Digga.
57:07
Ashman: That's the part that would probably be a bit touchy, but other than at the same time, bro.
57:11
Warren: I'm gonna be honest with you, he's blacker than a lot of black people I know.
57:14
Ashman: Who, Morrison?
57:15
Ashman: Yeah, no man, that man eat pie and mash over that side, brother.
57:20
Martyn: Still a white man.
57:20
Martyn: He's still a white man.
57:22
Warren: I I know I know brothers that only the only chicken they eat is breast, and they can't have their like bruh, they would never eat it crispy, they will never have it fucking in a curry chicken or anything because it's it's in it's ink curry, it has to be dry.
57:38
Warren: Okay, do you know what I'm saying?
57:39
Warren: Like, like I remember one time asking my brethren, I asked one of these guys, my brethren's yeah, like, yo, what's your favourite kind of chicken?
57:46
Warren: Because it's a difficult question for a brother to answer.
57:49
Warren: Because don't get me wrong, like a curry chicken's as bagging, yeah.
57:53
Warren: But at the same time, have you ever tried a jerk roast?
57:57
Warren: You go to these special coveries and shit, yeah, and I just want to they're about us to eat about flavors.
58:04
Martyn: For a couple of months in my town, we had a little uh Jamaican the flavour shack thing, innit?
58:09
Martyn: Yeah, it was called Yum Jamaica, okay, but it was only open for a couple of months.
58:13
Martyn: They did not make a lot of money.
58:14
Martyn: But me and the missus, we were ordering every week.
58:17
Martyn: We were loving that shit.
58:18
Martyn: I was getting curried goat, I was getting jerk chicken, but it was like flavors, and it was like in a like a cardboard bowl.
58:25
Martyn: So once you were done with it, you had all recyclable materials as well.
58:28
Martyn: You had like it had like a little barrier in the middle, so you're rice and your chicken, and you just pull the barrier out and then mix them.
58:34
Martyn: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:36
Warren: Imagine, imagine this brother turns around and says, Oh, I like chicken nuggets.
58:40
Martyn: I'll be like, Were you five?
58:42
Warren: Chicken nuggets.
58:43
Warren: That's what I say, because I know brothers that are like that.
58:45
Warren: Chicken nuggets.
58:46
Warren: I know Morrison is blacker than a lot of brothers.
58:48
Ashman: If you wanna, if you wanna say culturally, chicken nuggets is yeah, oh that's yeah, just 100% processed.
58:58
Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
58:59
Ashman: About 3% chicken.
59:00
Warren: No flavour, reform.
59:01
Warren: No flavour, no no machines, no nothing.
59:06
Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
59:08
Ashman: You know the straw bag thing where they yeah, the straw bag thing is pushing the pack bag and then allow it to shapes, yeah.
59:14
Ashman: Allow it, no, allow it.
59:16
Warren: If your favourite chicken is chicken nuggets, I can't fuck with you.
59:19
Warren: Allow it.
59:20
Ashman: I worked for McDonald's for five years.
59:22
Ashman: Did you go to university?
59:23
Ashman: No, no, you didn't?
59:24
Ashman: No, no, because you when you're there for so long, yeah, yeah, you can go to the phone.
59:29
Martyn: I was there from about when I was like 16, it was like my first job.
59:32
Ashman: Okay, okay.
59:33
Martyn: So like when I went and uh started, uh they said uh here's like a a sheet with all like these questions, like we where we need to like test what you know, uh-huh.
59:44
Martyn: And here's another sheet that's got all the answers on it.
59:46
Martyn: Just write down what's on here, and then we'll be good to go.
59:49
Martyn: And I was like, You serious?
59:50
Martyn: You don't even test us.
59:51
Martyn: They were like, Yeah, we don't care.
59:53
Warren: Bro, it's it's like that when I was driving a bus.
59:55
Warren: You know, when I when I was applying for my get got the interview for the bus driver, I ain't even got a license or nothing.
1:00:01
Warren: The guy's like, Right, I'm gonna ask you some questions.
1:00:03
Warren: And uh basically they asked me a trick question, and I answered it correctly, yeah.
1:00:10
Warren: Because, you know, basically they asked me a question about money, and the money would have been like minus five per minus five pence, so I put minus five pence, but he was like, No, no, no, no, no.
1:00:23
Warren: Well, if you're a bus driver, it would actually be zero.
1:00:25
Warren: The actual answer is this, it's just nothing.
1:00:28
Warren: Um, do you want to change your answer?
1:00:30
Warren: And I'm like, okay, you know what I'm saying?
1:00:34
Warren: Like, like you said, yeah, you're correct, but in the interview, you're you're not correct, but he held your hand and walked you through it.
1:00:41
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:41
Warren: Yeah, like and and imagine I get there, and the bigger boss, but his boss is drug testing me constantly.
1:00:49
Warren: Imagine that.
1:00:50
Warren: Why?
1:00:50
Warren: My man walks me through the interview.
1:00:52
Warren: Oh, you know, it's because you know.
1:00:54
Warren: Oh, all right.
1:00:55
Warren: He's gone now.
1:00:56
Warren: I was thinking about becoming a but coming back to a bus driver, but nah, fuck that shit.
1:01:04
Warren: Nah, brother, nah, brother.
1:01:06
Warren: After you get drug tested five times, I'm chill, I'm talking to people, I'm getting drug tested.
1:01:10
Warren: I got drug tested for the it was the fourth time now.
1:01:13
Warren: I got drug tested four times after the fourth time.
1:01:16
Warren: I'm talking to this one girl, lovely lady, Sally, brilliant, great lady.
1:01:20
Warren: She's a if I'll I'll I'll show you and you will never forget her face.
1:01:23
Warren: Oh, wicked.
1:01:24
Warren: She's uh honest to God, she's a lovely lady.
1:01:27
Warren: Uh-huh.
1:01:27
Warren: And um, I was talking to her and she was like, Oh, I've never had I've worked here for like 25 years and I've never had a drug test.
1:01:34
Warren: I thought, nah, fuck that.
1:01:35
Warren: You fucking taking the piss.
1:01:37
Warren: Do I look like a dickhead to you?
1:01:39
Ashman: Where's that noise?
1:01:45
Warren: Serious?
1:01:46
Warren: Yeah, man.
1:01:47
Warren: I had to tell.
1:01:48
Warren: I had to tell him, nah, nah, nah, nah.
1:01:51
Warren: Next drug test, you're gonna have to show me some proof, or else I'm gonna fucking or else I'm gonna, you know.
1:01:57
Warren: Yeah, man's gonna kick up.
1:01:58
Warren: I'm gonna kick up and I I will go the full distance because I'm I see you, you're caught up.
1:02:03
Warren: Do it again, see what happens, pretty much.
1:02:05
Ashman: Now we're gonna just have to do the whole alley g thing.
1:02:07
Ashman: Is it because I is black?
1:02:08
Warren: Is it because I is black?
1:02:10
Martyn: Yeah, is it if you're gonna make me do one thing, then I want to see you make everyone else do it.
1:02:14
Warren: Get me.
1:02:15
Warren: Get me, but yeah, man.
1:02:18
Warren: Um going back to the Ally G movie, because there is one question that we have to address.
1:02:24
Warren: Is the Ali G movie racist?
1:02:27
Warren: Now we got three tiers of blackness in this room, yeah.
1:02:30
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02:32
Warren: It's true, it's true.
1:02:33
Warren: We got three tiers of blackness.
1:02:36
Martyn: I'm I'm I'm barely pass.
1:02:37
Martyn: Right.
1:02:38
Martyn: I barely pass.
1:02:39
Martyn: But I say I'm a I'm so hold on a second.
1:02:45
Warren: So your grandfather was black, yeah?
1:02:48
Warren: Yeah, and the rest of us is what so what do you think?
1:02:50
Warren: No, we're not we should yeah, we'll start off with you, the lightest shade.
1:02:56
Martyn: Yeah, fair, fair, fair.
1:02:57
Martyn: That's fair.
1:02:58
Martyn: Um, I don't think it was.
1:03:01
Martyn: No, no, I don't think it was because it was satirical humour meant to be taken as funny, not serious.
1:03:10
Martyn: Um and he and he he focused on everybody, every kind of focal point and decision that someone would have a belief, a a philosophy of life or way of living.
1:03:23
Martyn: Right, he focused on everybody, so he did say that the entire world would have to be mad at him.
1:03:30
Ashman: That's my answer.
1:03:30
Ashman: So don't ask me nothing because he's just taking it.
1:03:32
Ashman: That last answer, he hit too many people for it to be racist.
1:03:36
Ashman: Like, if that makes sense.
1:03:37
Ashman: It was too if it was that, that is what you call that would have been the level of I don't know, man, like open racism, like so to speak.
1:03:45
Ashman: If that because it was too many directions he was hitting, it's not just one person, like I'm just going for the white man, or I'm just going for the blah blah.
1:03:51
Ashman: He emptied that whole room, bro.
1:03:54
Warren: Yeah, yeah, no, he did.
1:03:56
Warren: The way people were getting up and walking out, tell her there was one lady left, a black lady.
1:04:03
Warren: Yeah, but she wanted to pray for him, yeah.
1:04:06
Martyn: Yeah, he said, Will you share my message?
1:04:09
Martyn: And she said, I will not, but I will pray for you, I will pray for you.
1:04:12
Martyn: So she still believed that there is a reason to stay for him.
1:04:16
Warren: She didn't feel offended, yeah, yeah, and that and and that she just hoped that that was the black lady, but the black lady left, and I'll be honest with you.
1:04:25
Ashman: I'm sure there was another black woman though.
1:04:26
Ashman: There were multiple, but I mean there was, yeah.
1:04:28
Ashman: There was a load of black people in the room.
1:04:30
Martyn: There was it was the religious people um that left first.
1:04:33
Martyn: The ones that were like the the rabbi, um the the monk, um the uh like just everybody that had that were leaders in some congregation, they all got up and left.
1:04:50
Martyn: And then people who were more kind of either left wing or right wing had a certain like viewpoint in whatever they do in their life.
1:05:01
Martyn: They were like, nope, this isn't right, got up and walked out, whether they felt offended or offended for other people.
1:05:07
Martyn: Um, but yeah, this lady, she was just sat there chilled, to watch the whole presentation.
1:05:12
Martyn: I think she just wanted the memories.
1:05:14
Martyn: Because that is something that I would never forget.
1:05:18
Martyn: I would have been in the back of that hall howling like a fans.
1:05:22
Martyn: There is no way I would have been sat there in silence that whole time through that video.
1:05:29
Warren: That scene, if you watch the movie, and yeah, prepare yourself.
1:05:34
Martyn: The fact that I would lay on the floor reactions as well gets me so mad that none of those people found any of what he did funny.
1:05:43
Martyn: Everything he did, I would have been howling, I would have been on the floor, dying.
1:05:48
Martyn: Like, please stop hammered to the cross, you know.
1:05:51
Warren: I think the only guy got hammered to the cross.
1:05:55
Warren: Oh yes.
1:05:58
Martyn: That's at the point that the Catholic priest got up and walked out.
1:06:02
Ashman: The biblicals of the got mad film.
1:06:04
Ashman: The biblicals would have got mad film.
1:06:07
Ashman: And they had a black Jesus with a rose thorn crown.
1:06:11
Ashman: The biblicals would have gotten mad.
1:06:15
Warren: Yeah, he pissed off everybody.
1:06:17
Martyn: Oh, that was great.
1:06:18
Martyn: It was fantastic.
1:06:20
Martyn: But if you think about it logically, where was Jesus from?
1:06:26
Martyn: Where was Jesus from?
1:06:30
Ashman: What the Middle Eastern, somewhere like that, and it's like Jerusalem, Bethlehem, yeah?
1:06:35
Martyn: Have you ever seen a white man come from there?
1:06:37
Martyn: So why is Jesus represented as a white man?
1:06:44
Ashman: Do we want to go down this road?
1:06:45
Ashman: No, no, we're not going to see we went we're not gonna go down this road.
1:06:51
Martyn: There's a movement that will go on forever, but my point is if people find the video of a black Jesus racist, I'll say, Why why wouldn't you find a white Jesus racist?
1:07:02
Martyn: Uh-huh.
1:07:03
Martyn: Uh-huh.
1:07:03
Martyn: Yeah.
1:07:05
Warren: Uno reversal.
1:07:06
Ashman: Yeah, yeah.
1:07:06
Ashman: Uno reversal.
1:07:08
Ashman: Yeah, yeah.
1:07:08
Ashman: Reverse judo throw.
1:07:11
Warren: Get me.
1:07:12
Warren: Do you know what I mean?
1:07:13
Warren: That's the kind of you hit that, slam that card down like dominance.
1:07:17
Martyn: That's my way.
1:07:18
Martyn: Just go with it.
1:07:19
Martyn: It is it was funny humour.
1:07:20
Martyn: Yeah, man.
1:07:21
Martyn: Um, and it if you liked it, you liked it.
1:07:24
Martyn: If you didn't, you don't have to watch it.
1:07:26
Ashman: I feel like people really know the truth anyway.
1:07:28
Ashman: Just some people just feel a way about what the truth is.
1:07:31
Ashman: Like, you understand what I'm saying?
1:07:33
Ashman: True.
1:07:33
Ashman: Like, yeah, yeah.
1:07:34
Ashman: I feel like people know what it is, to be honest.
1:07:37
Ashman: Like, yeah, man.
1:07:39
Warren: I think a lot of the movie was actually about race.
1:07:42
Ashman: Even think about it.
1:07:43
Ashman: Even like being from that part of the world, even if you was like born like a white man, I think under that sun you wouldn't be white for too long, bro.
1:07:50
Martyn: I don't see it being a film about race at all.
1:07:53
Martyn: I see it being in a film about a guy wanting to claim his fame again.
1:08:00
Martyn: He had his spotlight in Trusted.
1:08:02
Martyn: Yeah, he lost everything that made him who he was, and then he couldn't figure out who he is anymore.
1:08:10
Martyn: To anybody.
1:08:12
Ashman: My thing is just like I just feel like his thing is just based on offending people.
1:08:17
Ashman: Yeah, yeah.
1:08:17
Ashman: Like it's just mad.
1:08:18
Ashman: Allegia is a cartoon character.
1:08:20
Ashman: And it's not like he's trying to do it in a wicked way.
1:08:25
Ashman: It is just a bit like it's like what you said, it's just it's just it's satirical humour.
1:08:32
Ashman: Yeah, like so it's almost it's almost dark, in it, if that makes sense.
1:08:35
Martyn: If he was an animated character, people wouldn't care.
1:08:40
Warren: Well, I you know what, you're probably right, because you guys like goose.
1:08:44
Warren: South park from Disney.
1:08:46
Warren: And I'm gonna be honest with you, family, family.
1:08:48
Warren: South Park is a lot more offensive than Ali G.
1:08:50
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:08:51
Warren: I'm gonna be I'ma say that right now.
1:08:53
Warren: Definitely.
1:08:54
Martyn: They go for the jugular every time.
1:08:56
Martyn: They don't give a fuck.
1:08:57
Martyn: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:08:58
Warren: And the South Park is they don't care.
1:08:59
Warren: Way more offensive than Ali G.
1:09:01
Warren: So I'm gonna be honest with you.
1:09:02
Warren: If you watch South Park, you can watch Ali G.
1:09:04
Warren: There's a lot of stuff you can watch.
1:09:06
Warren: Uh-huh.
1:09:06
Warren: Yeah.
1:09:07
Martyn: If you like Family Guy, you like American Dad, you like all that kind of stuff.
1:09:10
Martyn: Rick and Morty goes into like celebrity kind of stuff as well.
1:09:14
Martyn: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09:15
Martyn: Um, and making fun of people all the time.
1:09:17
Martyn: Yeah, like it's it's but people like it because it's funny.
1:09:21
Martyn: Ali G is a live action cartoon character.
1:09:27
Warren: Yeah.
1:09:28
Martyn: He is just an exaggerated form of somebody that no one in this world is going to be.
1:09:34
Warren: Yeah.
1:09:36
Martyn: And it's like, what if this kind of person was out in the world just questioning real people and see what they would how they would react?
1:09:45
Martyn: Some people were like, no, I don't want none of your nonsense.
1:09:48
Martyn: And they said that that was the opening message.
1:09:53
Martyn: If you have somebody with so much of an absurdity of information, you'll find somebody that will believe it enough to enact atrocities.
1:10:07
Martyn: And that's what they did.
1:10:08
Martyn: They believed something so absurd that this one man could father 140,000 children and that he was gonna bring them to America and consume over 30% of the country's rice and beans, that they were willing to kidnap a woman.
1:10:25
Martyn: The one baby, the one baby as well, the one baby that would give them citizenship to move over to that country and consume that nation, and then they were willing, they took a drone and lifted the baby over the wall that Trump built, they were willing to kill that child and then punch people and then ask shoot LEG, and then when they realized that it was the fucking liberal guy, they were like, I'm gonna ask shoot him.
1:11:00
Warren: Soon as he found out he was a liberal, he turned around and started pumping his thing, like I'm gonna shoot him.
1:11:05
Warren: The pressure went up high.
1:11:06
Martyn: He was like, You don't you want to shoot the guy that's trying to do like immigration shit?
1:11:10
Warren: Like, nah, I want the fucking liberal.
1:11:12
Warren: Nah, straight, he wanted to kill him, he wanted to kill him.
1:11:17
Martyn: I think that's at the point where they must have had to cut and be like, nah, this is all an act, you know.
1:11:21
Warren: I think they would have cut nah that that gun would yeah, but the butt gun wasn't real, yeah, yeah.
1:11:25
Warren: No, no, no.
1:11:26
Martyn: It wasn't fake, but the fact that that guy probably would have turned around.
1:11:30
Warren: Nah, and that's when they took charge, because obviously the liberal guy, I think, yeah, because obviously we should put him in the nuts for him to fucking get shot, and uh but that was all like set up and triggered and whatever else to make it go, but it wasn't a real shot.
1:11:44
Martyn: But that guy was like, I want this guy dead for being like his belief, and was willing to shoot him in the chest with his ass.
1:11:54
Warren: Do you know what?
1:11:54
Warren: It's almost like um you know, do you remember those um those hidden camera shows that used to be on TV?
1:12:03
Martyn: Yeah, you know, hidden camera shows and started with Ashley Kutcher doing punks and stuff like that.
1:12:08
Warren: It's like a featured film, one of those.
1:12:10
Warren: Yeah, that's it, it's it's a it's a movie.
1:12:13
Martyn: Actually, going back, you had um I can what's his name?
1:12:17
Martyn: Uh Jeremy Beadle.
1:12:19
Martyn: Yeah, Jeremy Beadle.
1:12:22
Ashman: You've been framed that was like 80s, original, 90s, 90s, yeah.
1:12:26
Warren: It was it started in the 80s, yeah.
1:12:28
Warren: Who's the one who done uh House Saturday House Party or sat Saturday?
1:12:32
Warren: That's it, Noel Edmonds.
1:12:35
Warren: Okay, uh-huh.
1:12:36
Warren: I remember the Saturday night one, and do you remember uh Mr.
1:12:39
Warren: Blobby?
1:12:39
Warren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:12:40
Warren: Yeah, of course.
1:12:41
Martyn: Yeah, yeah, the home videos thing all started from from like you've been framed, then it went to America.
1:12:46
Martyn: You had like the the pets one, like the fun world's funniest pets videos.
1:12:51
Martyn: Okay, yeah, yeah.
1:12:52
Martyn: That was um uh what's his name?
1:12:54
Martyn: Uh Michael Keegan presented like Michael Keegan, yeah, yeah, you know, like Key and Peel.
1:13:01
Warren: Oh, okay.
1:13:01
Warren: No, I don't know.
1:13:02
Warren: I'll be honest with you.
1:13:03
Martyn: I'm just gonna he was like presenter on the show and like did a lot of the voiceover for it.
1:13:07
Martyn: Okay.
1:13:08
Martyn: Okay.
1:13:09
Martyn: History.
1:13:11
Martyn: Oh, I I watch a lot.
1:13:13
Martyn: I watch a lot, yeah.
1:13:14
Martyn: A lot of TV, a lot of films, a lot of TV shows, a lot of anime.
1:13:20
Warren: Yeah, you are an anime.
1:13:22
Martyn: I I consume media like um like a like I'm starving.
1:13:27
Martyn: Um, I just constantly I'm watching something, yeah, yeah.
1:13:30
Martyn: And as soon as the show finishes, boom, I'm on to another show.
1:13:33
Martyn: Um what's the last thing you watched, Ash?
1:13:38
Ashman: Um bro, if you want me to be honest, I'm not really down with new movies, you know.
1:13:44
Ashman: Um to be honest, I'm more of a classic movie watcher.
1:13:49
Ashman: Like, I feel like they don't make movies like what they used to, bro.
1:13:53
Ashman: That's my problem.
1:13:54
Martyn: I agree, I agree.
1:13:55
Ashman: Like, and all the actors from the baddest movies, like, I feel like they're all old now.
1:14:00
Ashman: They're they're not performing and making movies.
1:14:01
Ashman: Oh, or gone.
1:14:02
Ashman: Yeah, so I feel like the era, the best era was like the the early 90s, man.
1:14:07
Ashman: I ain't gonna lie, like my film collection now is full of all movies that I used to take off my parents on VHS, yeah.
1:14:14
Ashman: And I was watching kids like movies as a kid that I weren't supposed to be watching for my age, yeah.
1:14:18
Ashman: But blood, when my parents were asleep, them VHS VHS are getting snatched, bro.
1:14:23
Ashman: Yeah, so we were like 10, 11, 9, 10, 11, watching movies like Boys in the Hood, don't be a Menace.
1:14:31
Ashman: Yep, like so.
1:14:32
Ashman: As soon as I managed to get my national assurance, and I'm what I'm I'm 18 now, brother.
1:14:38
Ashman: I went out and got all of them VHS on DVD.
1:14:41
Ashman: Yeah, HMV, I was in there every week.
1:14:44
Ashman: Most of my collection is based off my parents' VHS collection from like the late 80s and 90s, bro.
1:14:52
Martyn: The amount of uh Van Damen and uh Bruce Lee films I've got.
1:14:56
Martyn: Brother, I've got them Kitboxer, Blood Sport, Blood Sport was probably I my mum showed me that film when I was like 10 on like VHS.
1:15:04
Martyn: Yeah, man's got no.
1:15:05
Martyn: I was just enthralled with like the whole quality, the cinematics, the story, the depth of like the brotherhood, um, but also just overcoming such a beast, even though you're a tiny person, like I'm a tiny person, like I'm only five foot five.
1:15:22
Martyn: I'm a tiny person, but that film and my mum also being like five foot three, she taught me there can be a beast standing in front of you, but if you give it, you may take them down, but at least they'll know you weren't easy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:15:39
Warren: So, yeah, I've got a game for you guys, yeah?
1:15:41
Warren: Yeah, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna drop some genres on that, and you just tell me what your favourite is within that particular genre.
1:15:51
Warren: Go on, yeah.
1:15:52
Warren: So, uh first one gangster movie, American gangster movie.
1:15:58
Warren: Go on, you go first, brother.
1:16:00
Martyn: First one that comes to mind is goodfellas.
1:16:02
Warren: Goodfellas.
1:16:02
Warren: Oh, that's a classic Italian mob.
1:16:05
Martyn: That's the first one that came to mind when you said it.
1:16:07
Warren: Oh, that's a good one.
1:16:08
Warren: What about you?
1:16:08
Warren: But uh, that's that's American gangster movies.
1:16:12
Ashman: Yeah, that's a I feel like you're it's not a head-to-head.
1:16:15
Ashman: No, no, no, but I feel like that's it's still gotta be a breakdown because I feel like that's like in its own lane of American gangster now, if that makes sense.
1:16:24
Ashman: Like that's like old school, that's like Alpachines, the blah blahs the yeah, you know that kind of lane.
1:16:29
Ashman: Like, yeah.
1:16:30
Ashman: So if we're saying I'm gonna have to run beside that and say something like Godfather or something, godfather good too great, too great, too great.
1:16:39
Martyn: Like, yeah.
1:16:39
Warren: See, if you're going down the Italian gangster movie, that's what I'm saying.
1:16:43
Ashman: That's a whole lane of its own.
1:16:44
Warren: Like Italian gangster movies, yeah.
1:16:47
Warren: I'll tell you which movie I like.
1:16:48
Warren: Is it the one where Bruno is it fucking it's about the kid?
1:16:55
Warren: Is it a Bronx tale where you got the kid?
1:16:57
Warren: I don't remember basically.
1:16:58
Warren: Is it a Bronx tale?
1:17:01
Warren: It's got um Robert De Niro in, and don't think I've seen that one.
1:17:05
Warren: It's about this gangster.
1:17:06
Warren: Well, it's not about this, it's about this gangster and Robert De Niro's son.
1:17:09
Warren: Uh-huh.
1:17:10
Warren: And like at the very start of the movie, uh the gangster just shoots somebody over some craziness, and the kid sees it, and then the cops come and they're like, yo, who shot him in it?
1:17:19
Warren: He's like, I don't see nothing.
1:17:20
Warren: And like the kid tries to like get in with the gangsters and that, but the gangster don't really let him, but he lets him hang around and stuff.
1:17:28
Warren: Do you know what I'm saying?
1:17:29
Warren: The father is a bus driver, hardworking man.
1:17:32
Warren: Okay, and he doesn't want the kid around any of this, you know.
1:17:36
Warren: Like gangster gives him money, dad's like, nah, man, take it back.
1:17:40
Warren: No, you can't do that, you're not allowed to do that.
1:17:42
Warren: Come on, bro.
1:17:43
Warren: You're like, I respect you a lot.
1:17:44
Warren: You I know you're the done, but you know, and then at the end of it, like the gangster dies, and like the son's like the son's learned a lot of life lessons through this gangster, but he's learned honest, you know, like how to treat a woman, and like he was never racist or anything, do you know what I mean?
1:18:01
Warren: And he was dating a black girl, no one cared apart from his friends, yeah.
1:18:06
Warren: And he was always saying, Bro, your friends are no good, man.
1:18:09
Warren: Same thing that his dad was telling him, and the dad was like, I think that's it's a Bronx tale.
1:18:14
Ashman: Please leave it if you if if I've heard of this, but I don't think I've come across this before.
1:18:20
Martyn: Any of that um I thought you were gonna say something like Scarface, to be honest.
1:18:25
Martyn: Nah, nah.
1:18:26
Martyn: It was in that when you were saying I are in the Italian realm.
1:18:30
Martyn: No, this is a different style of even though he's not Italian, he's like Cuban.
1:18:34
Martyn: Cuban, yeah.
1:18:35
Martyn: How'd you get that scar tough guy eating pussy?
1:18:39
Martyn: Now, how the fuck do you get a sky in pussy, mate?
1:18:45
Ashman: Have you got it down?
1:18:46
Ashman: You're eating pussy, okay, okay, okay, okay.
1:18:48
Warren: How the fuck do you get a scar eating pussy, mate?
1:18:50
Warren: This one's gonna be a little bit harder, okay?
1:18:53
Warren: Because I'm not allowed, I'm gonna ski you a slight handicap.
1:18:59
Warren: Alright, Christmas movies, yeah, any style of Christmas movie, but you're not allowed to say die hard or home alone.
1:19:09
Warren: That's easy.
1:19:09
Warren: I wasn't gonna anyway.
1:19:10
Warren: Go on then.
1:19:12
Martyn: I was gonna say jiggle all the way out.
1:19:15
Warren: Arnold Sports and Eger.
1:19:17
Ashman: There's another one, you know, Kabaki, but it's a bit Go on, it's a bit effery people.
1:19:21
Ashman: Go on, you remember Junior?
1:19:23
Ashman: Junior?
1:19:25
Martyn: Yeah, the one with the baby.
1:19:26
Martyn: We're we're only again, but he has a baby.
1:19:28
Ashman: I'm sure it was at Christmas.
1:19:29
Ashman: I'm sure it's kind of Christmas movie as well.
1:19:31
Ashman: I don't know if it's a Christmas movie because they were on like a tropical island.
1:19:34
Ashman: Blood, you need to Google that.
1:19:35
Ashman: Why am I thinking that it was something to do with Christmas?
1:19:37
Ashman: I don't know.
1:19:38
Martyn: Junior.
1:19:39
Warren: I don't think Junior's a Christmas, you're gonna have to Google that.
1:19:41
Warren: I'm pretty sure they were like in like I'm pretty sure they were in me on blood!
1:19:48
Martyn: I'm pretty sure they were in like LA and it was like Sunday.
1:19:51
Martyn: Because if I need to make a change to it, yeah, no, I'm sorry, man.
1:19:54
Martyn: Maybe I I may be wrong.
1:19:56
Martyn: I don't remember much snow.
1:19:58
Warren: No, that is the one where he Gibby gets pregnant, and he starts acting like a woman, doesn't he?
1:20:02
Warren: Yeah, because he starts being the softest stuff.
1:20:05
Martyn: 1994.
1:20:05
Martyn: That movie, because looking back at it, it was like but him and DeVito, them them and then twins, like yeah.
1:20:12
Ashman: Alright, then cool.
1:20:13
Ashman: I don't know why I thought this was a Christmas film.
1:20:15
Ashman: I don't know why I thought this was a film.
1:20:16
Ashman: Next one, next one, next one.
1:20:17
Ashman: Alright then.
1:20:17
Ashman: Um Elf.
1:20:26
Warren: Elf.
1:20:27
Warren: Elf.
1:20:27
Warren: Yeah, I was literally thinking of that in my.
1:20:29
Warren: King G, man.
1:20:49
Warren: That's gonna be honest.
1:20:50
Warren: Muppets Christmas Carol on Christmas Day.
1:20:53
Warren: What nah?
1:20:54
Warren: It's the best, bro.
1:20:55
Warren: I've been watching that.
1:20:56
Martyn: It gets better every year because after the year that came out, me and my brother, it is our our thing that we do where we always watch it, even if we're not watching it together, we'll be like, we're gonna watch it now, and we'll be like wherever we are in our homes.
1:21:09
Martyn: But you know what, yeah.
1:21:10
Ashman: I'm slipping, yeah, because I feel like my one.
1:21:12
Ashman: So I'm changing the answer still, you know.
1:21:14
Ashman: Bunt elf, yeah.
1:21:15
Ashman: I'm changing the answer, yeah.
1:21:16
Ashman: You know what my answer is, yeah.
1:21:18
Ashman: No, no, no, no, no.
1:21:18
Ashman: I'm just sitting back and I'm thinking and I'm hearing what makes you think, don't it?
1:21:22
Ashman: No, no, no.
1:21:22
Ashman: Do you know what, yeah?
1:21:23
Ashman: Do you know what?
1:21:24
Ashman: Just on the on the real gangster level, we're just gonna peel this one back, yeah.
1:21:30
Ashman: Christmas film.
1:21:33
Ashman: I don't know why I didn't say this first, bro.
1:21:38
Ashman: Friday off the next, bro.
1:21:40
Ashman: Are you stupid?
1:21:42
Warren: No, no, no.
1:21:43
Ashman: Are you stupid?
1:21:44
Ashman: That is that is brilliant.
1:21:45
Ashman: Where are we?
1:21:46
Ashman: Look, man, come on, man.
1:21:53
Ashman: I'm taking back everything, everything gets retracted.
1:21:55
Ashman: That's my final answer.
1:21:58
Martyn: That's my final answer, brother.
1:22:00
Ashman: That's it, man.
1:22:01
Ashman: Okay, we know about Damon, yeah.
1:22:03
Ashman: Damon's just gonna come visit, man.
1:22:05
Ashman: Low it, Damon.
1:22:07
Ashman: I'm having a boy.
1:22:10
Warren: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1:22:11
Warren: Right.
1:22:12
Ashman: Man, that's my final answer.
1:22:14
Ashman: Right.
1:22:15
Ashman: This next movie.
1:22:17
Warren: All right, this next category is gonna be a speed round.
1:22:20
Warren: Okay.
1:22:21
Warren: First one to answer gets gets to have the answer.
1:22:25
Warren: Okay, card.
1:22:25
Warren: First one to answer gets to have the answer.
1:22:27
Warren: Alright.
1:22:28
Warren: And then you gotta think of a next one.
1:22:30
Warren: Okay.
1:22:31
Warren: As soon as I finish saying it, go ahead.
1:22:34
Warren: So black movie.
1:22:36
Warren: Black Panther.
1:22:38
Warren: Okay, okay.
1:22:41
Warren: I wasn't expecting you to go that way.
1:22:43
Warren: Black Panther.
1:22:44
Warren: Black movie, bruv.
1:22:45
Warren: I know you know Lowe's.
1:22:49
Martyn: You literally said one 30 seconds ago.
1:22:51
Martyn: Now you can't use that one.
1:22:52
Ashman: You can't use that one.
1:22:53
Ashman: Right.
1:22:53
Ashman: Now, what is there?
1:22:54
Ashman: Breakdown.
1:22:55
Ashman: Are we talking power?
1:22:56
Ashman: Are we talking jokes?
1:22:57
Warren: No, but no, wait, no, no.
1:22:59
Warren: We're gonna stop, we're gonna stop.
1:23:00
Warren: We're gonna rewind.
1:23:01
Warren: We're gonna rewind down because I'll be honest with you.
1:23:03
Warren: You went left, and I thought you were gonna go right.
1:23:08
Warren: So we're gonna break that.
1:23:09
Warren: I thought we were going like black centre comedy black movies, comedic, comedic.
1:23:14
Ashman: Go on there, movies.
1:23:16
Ashman: You go first, because there's so many.
1:23:17
Ashman: And I'm not John Legion.
1:23:19
Ashman: I don't know.
1:23:19
Warren: No, no, this is no, this is you say say first thing.
1:23:23
Warren: This is a speed round.
1:23:24
Warren: You gotta say your answer, and you get that answer.
1:23:26
Warren: How high?
1:23:27
Warren: Half baked.
1:23:30
Ashman: Oh wait, that's with um Dave Chappelle.
1:23:33
Ashman: Okay, okay, so you know I know.
1:23:34
Ashman: Okay, he's a janitor.
1:23:36
Ashman: He plays a janitor.
1:23:38
Warren: It's I don't I don't rate that move.
1:23:39
Warren: I have to give up the Mary Jane.
1:23:41
Warren: Yeah.
1:23:41
Warren: He's the janitor.
1:23:43
Warren: He's the janitor, I'll be honest.
1:23:45
Warren: Goodbye, Mary Jane.
1:23:47
Ashman: And a woman.
1:23:48
Ashman: The girl's called Mary Jane, isn't it?
1:23:49
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:23:51
Warren: Yo, I don't rate that movie too much, no, but it's still it's still a quality film.
1:23:55
Warren: It's a good movie.
1:23:56
Ashman: It's because it's Chappelle, that's why it gets a pass.
1:23:58
Warren: Yeah, it's that's it.
1:23:59
Warren: I'll give it to Al Hype.
1:24:01
Warren: If if if lift if that was Chris Tucker, I don't see Chris Tucker doing that because it's waking up in the morning, isn't it?
1:24:11
Ashman: Alright, alright.
1:24:11
Warren: You see mine, you see mine, white chicks.
1:24:15
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, white chicks.
1:24:17
Warren: That's a good one.
1:24:17
Warren: White chicks all day long.
1:24:19
Warren: All day long.
1:24:19
Warren: That's a good one.
1:24:20
Warren: Um okay, okay, next one, next one, next one.
1:24:24
Warren: Right.
1:24:25
Warren: Uh next one.
1:24:29
Warren: This is gonna be a bit difficult.
1:24:32
Warren: A movie where the bad guy wins.
1:24:35
Warren: Trying to not go with the obvious one, but if you can go, first answer to get it.
1:24:46
Warren: Well it'll be uh Infinity War.
1:24:48
Warren: Infinity War.
1:24:49
Warren: Yeah, that's where the bad guy wins that yeah, very bad.
1:24:54
Martyn: That's the obvious answer, because that's the most recent one in mind.
1:24:58
Martyn: I'm trying to think of something a little more obscure.
1:25:00
Martyn: There's quite a few.
1:25:01
Martyn: Yeah.
1:25:05
Warren: I'd say if I want to go something obscure, Spawn.
1:25:11
Warren: Uh I haven't seen that movie.
1:25:14
Warren: Okay, I know I know what sp who spawned is, I just haven't seen it.
1:25:18
Martyn: Whether you're going off of the movie or the or the uh comic or the anime.
1:25:22
Ashman: I was gonna say something like Alien and Predator, you know, because they're both bad guys, innit?
1:25:26
Ashman: And they both would try and go for their own.
1:25:28
Ashman: That's the next one.
1:25:28
Ashman: That's a mad one, isn't it?
1:25:30
Ashman: Predator.
1:25:31
Ashman: Because I was thinking about Freddie and Jason as well.
1:25:33
Ashman: That's two madmen that still, yeah, they're still bad guys that win, innit?
1:25:36
Ashman: Kind of like sore.
1:25:39
Ashman: And do you know what?
1:25:41
Ashman: In the Halloween, yeah.
1:25:42
Ashman: I've got so many sore movies.
1:25:44
Ashman: I've never sat down and actually I've got I don't even know which numbers because I can't tell the Roman numeral things, but yeah, I've got so many of their movies at home and I've never watched them.
1:25:52
Ashman: I'm not really a horror person, I like more action, neither am I.
1:25:58
Martyn: Action films you always know who's gonna win in the end because it's like top bill cuts that you ain't no end, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:26:04
Warren: Well, saying that, you seen the letters Fast and Furious?
1:26:08
Warren: No, I swear the bad guy wins in that one.
1:26:10
Warren: Is that the one with Jason Momoa?
1:26:13
Ashman: Yeah, that's the one that went to see.
1:26:15
Ashman: Is that Fos Fast 11?
1:26:17
Ashman: Fast X.
1:26:17
Ashman: No, Fast X.
1:26:19
Martyn: Yeah, that's the one that's because he's the brother from like the one that like when they took the safe.
1:26:25
Ashman: It gets dragged the safe down the yeah, I just lost love with them because they turned funny.
1:26:31
Ashman: The fast fragile.
1:26:33
Martyn: They took space and it didn't like compress in the just took a funny turn.
1:26:38
Warren: And the story's mad weak as well.
1:26:40
Martyn: Like, what's they made uh Roman Reigns immortal?
1:26:44
Martyn: Like he got shot to shit, took his jacket off, and had bullet holes in it.
1:26:47
Martyn: He was like, Oh god damn, I wasn't even shot.
1:26:50
Ashman: So I'm joking, it just went all yeah.
1:26:52
Ashman: After Paul Walker, bless his his soul, man.
1:26:54
Martyn: But after he went it shifting from the cars for me, it lost it after two.
1:26:59
Martyn: Um the first time Ludacris was a mechanic, and it was just about street racing still, and now he can break open safes and shit, and now he's some genius tech wizard, like iron man.
1:27:14
Ashman: It went left, it went left, they left.
1:27:16
Martyn: I'm like, it it none of it makes sense anymore.
1:27:19
Martyn: Like none of the like and then John Cena comes along and it's like, oh yeah, I'm I'm his brother.
1:27:23
Martyn: And I'm a spy, and I'm a I'm a secret agent, and I'll and I've hated you my whole life because of a time where some shit happened.
1:27:32
Ashman: I feel like after that guy passed away, the direction was lost.
1:27:36
Ashman: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
1:27:37
Ashman: It was him and Vin Diesel that carried that man, and yeah.
1:27:40
Ashman: Every story was a reach.
1:27:42
Ashman: You know the story of Double Dragon, you got the blue and the red.
1:27:44
Ashman: One was when one of them go, like there's the the the dragons no longer double, like you know what I mean.
1:27:50
Warren: Okay, okay, okay.
1:27:52
Warren: Next category sad movies, sad as well for the movies.
1:27:59
Warren: No, what's me to say?
1:28:00
Warren: I got one.
1:28:01
Warren: You go first.
1:28:02
Warren: I got one.
1:28:03
Warren: Yeah.
1:28:04
Warren: You go first.
1:28:04
Warren: Grand Torino.
1:28:05
Warren: Have you seen that movie?
1:28:06
Warren: I thought you were about to say one.
1:28:08
Martyn: Clint Eastwood.
1:28:09
Martyn: Yeah.
1:28:09
Martyn: But I haven't seen it.
1:28:10
Martyn: I have not seen that film either, but I thought you were about to say my film.
1:28:14
Martyn: Alright.
1:28:15
Martyn: Go on then.
1:28:15
Martyn: What was your film?
1:28:16
Martyn: Green Marl.
1:28:18
Martyn: Oh, that's okay.
1:28:19
Martyn: That film gets me.
1:28:20
Martyn: That film hurts.
1:28:21
Martyn: You know what?
1:28:21
Martyn: That film hurts me on a spiritual.
1:28:24
Ashman: Tom Hanks.
1:28:25
Ashman: Yeah.
1:28:25
Ashman: And the shiny head black brother.
1:28:27
Ashman: Yeah.
1:28:27
Ashman: For real.
1:28:29
Martyn: Rest his soul.
1:28:31
Ashman: I've never watched it.
1:28:32
Ashman: That's a sick name.
1:28:33
Martyn: That film hurts me on a spiritual level, watching that black man get tortured for a crime he didn't commit.
1:28:39
Martyn: And he was sick and he was healing people.
1:28:41
Martyn: Yeah, the and he was crying, holding them girls because he couldn't save them from that psycho that actually killed them.
1:28:49
Martyn: Yeah.
1:28:50
Martyn: And then he got racked up for it and put down like a dog.
1:28:54
Martyn: Sad movie, bruv.
1:28:56
Martyn: And that film hurts every time I watch it.
1:28:59
Martyn: But I have that on DVD.
1:29:00
Martyn: I'm like, that's a must-watch.
1:29:02
Martyn: Sad movie.
1:29:04
Warren: Sad movies, bro.
1:29:05
Martyn: Another film, if you were talking about like a relationship-wise, but you can go if you like a start.
1:29:10
Martyn: I've got another one.
1:29:11
Martyn: City of Angels.
1:29:14
Martyn: You ever seen that, Nicolas Cage?
1:29:15
Martyn: Meg Ryan?
1:29:16
Ashman: I've got this, but I never seen this either.
1:29:18
Martyn: He's an angel.
1:29:19
Martyn: He he goes around and when people die, he he he walks them off into heaven.
1:29:24
Martyn: He sees Meg Ryan, she's a surgeon.
1:29:27
Martyn: She's trying to save this child's life.
1:29:29
Martyn: He's there to collect the child.
1:29:31
Martyn: But he just can't stop looking at her and then just falls for her.
1:29:36
Martyn: And then in a weird way, he literally falls from a skyscraper so that he takes the fall from Grace so that he can become human and then actually meet her.
1:29:49
Martyn: And then they fall for each other.
1:29:51
Martyn: And then she gets hit by a fucking bus.
1:29:53
Martyn: Oh fuck.
1:30:02
Ashman: That's yeah, that's dark.
1:30:04
Ashman: Dark.
1:30:05
Ashman: Yeah, that's dark.
1:30:06
Ashman: Shit.
1:30:07
Ashman: My film though was um I feel like I had two still again as well.
1:30:15
Ashman: One was the colour purple.
1:30:17
Martyn: What's that about?
1:30:18
Martyn: That's that's that's dark.
1:30:21
Ashman: It's dark.
1:30:21
Ashman: I don't even want to go into that one because it's about racism.
1:30:26
Ashman: Yeah, that one you have to you have to watch.
1:30:28
Warren: I feel like next one, next one, next one.
1:30:31
Ashman: Um and the second one as well, is it's um I can't remember the I'm not sure if it's the is it Blood Diamond?
1:30:38
Martyn: Oh, yeah, uh Leo DiCaprio.
1:30:43
Warren: Yeah, with about the diamonds and Africa.
1:30:47
Ashman: Yes, man, that's the one.
1:30:48
Ashman: Is it got Leonardo DiCaprio?
1:30:49
Ashman: I just remember the one shiny head black brother, he's trying to get the stone out with his toes, and it gets caught with the stone in his foot.
1:30:54
Martyn: But yeah, Leo's one of the like people that are like brought over to like run one of the slaves.
1:31:00
Martyn: He's but like he's young in it.
1:31:01
Martyn: He's I think he was still quite a young actor at the time.
1:31:04
Ashman: Okay, yeah, yeah.
1:31:05
Ashman: That that I remember was quite sad.
1:31:07
Martyn: Like, yeah, yeah, watching people getting beaten.
1:31:11
Ashman: Yeah, kind of just bringing you back to that time, man.
1:31:13
Ashman: Like it's yeah, yeah.
1:31:15
Warren: Um Gran Torino, you seen that?
1:31:17
Warren: No, I have not seen that.
1:31:18
Warren: So that's got Clint Eastwood, uh-huh.
1:31:20
Warren: And so basically, he plays this grumpy old man in like some like just quiet area in that.
1:31:27
Warren: And um trying to move the mic off.
1:31:30
Warren: No, because I'm yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:31:33
Warren: I'm gonna I'm gonna get new stands.
1:31:35
Warren: Um, but anyway, so yeah, he he's this grumpy old man, and some like uh Asians move across the road, and he used to fight Koreans in the war, so he's like, I've got mad hate for him and shit.
1:31:46
Ashman: It's gonna be like a trauma as well, isn't it?
1:31:48
Warren: Like a yeah, but the thing is though, so one of the young kids did break into his yard, innit?
1:31:53
Warren: He was trying to get groomed into a gan.
1:31:55
Warren: Yo, still that old man's car, in it, that car's sick, we want it.
1:31:58
Warren: Obviously, he gets caught, runs off.
1:32:00
Warren: Parents find out, they're like, yo, you need to work for him now, innit?
1:32:04
Warren: And so like they started bonding and that gets invited over, getting all this food, like he realizes yo, these people are really, really nice, but he's still fucking grumpy.
1:32:12
Warren: He's still a grumpy man, he's just warming up.
1:32:15
Warren: And then like he's uh he's dying, innit?
1:32:18
Warren: His family are like, they don't really give a shit about him.
1:32:22
Warren: They're like, yo, let me put you in a home.
1:32:23
Warren: He's like, I ain't going into no home.
1:32:25
Warren: Do you know what I mean?
1:32:26
Warren: I'm fit as a fiddle.
1:32:27
Warren: Oh yeah, you know your car, are you gonna leave it in your will?
1:32:30
Warren: You know that kind of shit.
1:32:32
Warren: You know, they just want him dead, take the estate, make money off of it, them kind of them kind of kids.
1:32:37
Warren: Yeah, and then so like because these um these the this gang, they're just harassing the neighborhood, he takes matters into his own hands and that um and he ends up getting shot right outside the gang's house, yeah, and everyone sees it of the whole gang goes to prison, and it's bought peace in the neighborhood in his death.
1:32:59
Warren: And um, but it's mad sad because you see this guy turned from a Grumpyard racist into you know, a really likable Grumpyard racist.
1:33:07
Warren: You kind of get it.
1:33:08
Warren: He looked out for his neighbourhood, in you.
1:33:09
Warren: Yeah, yeah, he warms up and like the guy knew exactly what he was doing the way he sacrificed himself as well.
1:33:15
Warren: He wasn't stupid, you know.
1:33:17
Martyn: I mean, he was um yeah, there was some sad.
1:33:20
Martyn: Like I think the last um I think the last Rambo kind of ended like that, where it seemed like no, it was the last James Bond where he was like on the roof.
1:33:29
Martyn: Yo, don't get this James Bond.
1:33:32
Ashman: I ain't watching you've seen the latest James Bond.
1:33:34
Ashman: No, I haven't.
1:33:35
Ashman: Brother, I don't think I've watched none of the Daniel Craig's you know I don't think injected him.
1:33:40
Warren: Wait, wait, wait.
1:33:42
Warren: Spoilers, yeah.
1:33:43
Martyn: It's been out for a while.
1:33:44
Martyn: If you haven't seen it already.
1:33:45
Martyn: I ain't watched none of the Daniels, none of the Daniels.
1:33:49
Martyn: He's dead.
1:33:50
Martyn: James Bond dies, yeah.
1:33:52
Martyn: But the Craigs, the Daniel Craig's.
1:33:53
Martyn: I don't think I've watched the Daniel Craig's.
1:33:55
Martyn: The way they did it was dark, yeah.
1:33:57
Martyn: The way they ended it for him was dark.
1:33:59
Warren: It's like they hated the character.
1:34:01
Martyn: They injected him, like the villain injected him with this poison that wouldn't affect him, but it would affect anyone who came into contact with but is that a shutdown of the character now?
1:34:13
Ashman: Like that was the last bond.
1:34:14
Martyn: An explosion go off, like a like a nuclear-level explosion went off, and he was just sat on a roof watching it.
1:34:20
Warren: Yeah, he's slap bang in the middle of the island, and the whole island goes kaboo.
1:34:24
Martyn: And he just sat there because he he couldn't go and touch anybody.
1:34:27
Martyn: If he any skin contact he made with anyone, he found out he's got a wife and a kid.
1:34:32
Martyn: Um, well, found out he's got a kid, but if he touches the kid, the kid dies.
1:34:36
Martyn: Yeah.
1:34:37
Martyn: He's an infected.
1:34:38
Warren: He could never come into contact with the child and everything.
1:34:41
Warren: He was also given an option, leave it now, go home, and and you know, you'll be alright.
1:34:46
Warren: I'm keeping the kid though.
1:34:47
Ashman: Brings me back to Ali G again, though, you know, with that thing where they say, Um, what kind of father would you like to be?
1:34:52
Ashman: And my man says, Absent.
1:34:57
Martyn: I'll take the explosion.
1:34:58
Martyn: There's so much coronation.
1:35:01
Martyn: You want to be in your kid's life?
1:35:03
Martyn: No, I'll take the nuclear bombs.
1:35:04
Martyn: I'll sit on the roof and take the bomb.
1:35:10
Warren: 100%, 100%.
1:35:12
Martyn: No, I love being a father.
1:35:13
Martyn: Yeah, being a dad's cool.
1:35:15
Ashman: Listen, it is the best thing, it's the best and worst thing in the world, man.
1:35:18
Ashman: I'm telling you, man.
1:35:19
Martyn: It is very stressful, but it's also very rewarding.
1:35:23
Ashman: Having kids is the best, they're the best and worst things, man.
1:35:26
Ashman: Yeah, best of what you gotta know.
1:35:29
Martyn: You gotta uh you gotta have your mind about you though.
1:35:31
Martyn: You can't just be like, oh, it looks like a good accessory, everyone else has got one.
1:35:36
Warren: Nah, it's gotta be done proper, it's gotta be with the right person.
1:35:40
Martyn: But but but but I'm gonna level.
1:35:42
Warren: I'm gonna cut you guys off, yeah, because um I'm listening at the clock and I'm thinking, rah, this has been a great podcast.
1:35:49
Warren: So so I just I just I just want to say something, you know.
1:35:53
Warren: Thank you very much.
1:35:54
Warren: Thank you, thank you.
1:35:56
Warren: It's been a bit waiting.
1:36:02
Warren: Thank you, thank you very much for coming through.
1:36:10
Warren: It's all good.
1:36:12
Ashman: Big respect forever, man.
1:36:13
Warren: Yeah, man, it's it's been fun, it's been very, very fun.
1:36:16
Warren: Um, do you want to shout out your plug yourselves in at all?
1:36:20
Ashman: Ashman underscore on deck Instagram, TikTok.
1:36:29
Warren: Yeah, and also bruv.
1:36:31
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