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- 1:42Speaker 6: What it's for?
- 1:43Speaker 7: It's Tuesday morning right now?
- 1:45Speaker 4: H yes, all righty, welcome back to the Son of
- 1:48Speaker 4: a boid A podcast today it is Tuesday morning. Obviously
- 1:51Speaker 4: this is being recorded during fish Week, which is which
- 1:55Speaker 4: is being recorded at a time that we will not
- 1:57Speaker 4: tell you.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Yeah, naughty, naughty times, but do it right. That's what
- 2:01Speaker 1: this pike class this week.
- 2:03Speaker 4: Dear cheers non alcoholic, of course, athletic.
- 2:08Speaker 6: I had them on hand for him.
- 2:10Speaker 4: Athletic brewing, Francoise, delightful host, sympathet phenomenal host.
- 2:15Speaker 7: HM would be honest.
- 2:17Speaker 1: What do you think of when you walk into Francis's
- 2:20Speaker 1: place for the first time, because he's been here before?
- 2:23Speaker 7: What do you walking into when you come into a
- 2:25Speaker 7: spot like this?
- 2:26Speaker 4: I mean, it's really just you. I just get I'm
- 2:30Speaker 4: just jealous immediately. Yeah, you walk in My first My
- 2:36Speaker 4: first thing is like, yeah, that's my first reaction.
- 2:39Speaker 6: That's nice. I mean I appreciate. Really, you gotta be shipt.
- 2:51Speaker 1: No I'm kidding, no, no, no, no, seriously, No.
- 2:54Speaker 4: It's really like it's it's a It's just it's really nice.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Appreciate It has tall Bavarian roofs in the atrium area.
- 3:02Speaker 1: As you walk in, like, yeah, there's space they don't
- 3:05Speaker 1: know what to do with. There's not a city in
- 3:08Speaker 1: America where this is attainable.
- 3:12Speaker 4: No, oh god, now maybe La What well you mean
- 3:16Speaker 4: like an apartment an apartment like this.
- 3:18Speaker 6: Yeah, we're in the middle of nowhere. I could see
- 3:20Speaker 6: it in La which as fuck. Yeah, you'd have to be,
- 3:24Speaker 6: doesn't it kind of it kind of has the feel
- 3:26Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 3:26Speaker 4: I guess you guys both live in like pretty modern
- 3:28Speaker 4: apartments anyway, very modern, Yeah, so many modern modern, very
- 3:33Speaker 4: modern and masculine.
- 3:34Speaker 6: You're so very lucky. I love this place and uh
- 3:38Speaker 6: it makes me happy to share it with you all.
- 3:41Speaker 7: Yeah, we were so excited about a bankett.
- 3:43Speaker 6: Thanks for making the effort. The banquet is sick. I
- 3:46Speaker 6: appreciate it. Shout out. Shout out to uh Tyreek and
- 3:51Speaker 6: for Senda for the bank cat.
- 3:54Speaker 4: And why don't we hit the speakers. Let's hit the
- 3:55Speaker 4: speakers guy as well. You want to hear some you
- 3:57Speaker 4: want to you actually want me to play the music
- 4:03Speaker 4: that guy shot absolutely well done. Michael Torrello at Torrello Audio.
- 4:10Speaker 4: I believe I'll make sure I get that right. But
- 4:13Speaker 4: his home audio installation is unbelievable. The guy's the fucking man.
- 4:17Speaker 4: The acoustics are very give it up, very tipable too,
- 4:21Speaker 4: very tippy by him and Facenda too.
- 4:24Speaker 6: Yeah and tyree.
- 4:26Speaker 1: And if this glass falls over onto this heart of
- 4:29Speaker 1: a surface, it will shatter into a billion piece.
- 4:32Speaker 6: I worry about putting it down. Even so, this is
- 4:38Speaker 6: our table that we've talked about. Yeah, Uh, this is
- 4:41Speaker 6: the table that was made by the awesome guys at
- 4:43Speaker 6: Amenia Stone Resource Center pulled this right out of the
- 4:48Speaker 6: earth around here, this huge slab of bluestone. Shout out
- 4:52Speaker 6: to everybody that advised me on how to make this,
- 4:56Speaker 6: and shout out to our boys, the hand some brothers
- 5:01Speaker 6: of course, about the handsome brothers. I came and brought
- 5:06Speaker 6: it down to the right size.
- 5:08Speaker 7: Did they move this around in here?
- 5:11Speaker 1: Uh?
- 5:12Speaker 6: We did, Yeah, we needed, we need and then we
- 5:15Speaker 6: had two other men come in and they put it
- 5:17Speaker 6: on rollers to roll it out there the way that
- 5:20Speaker 6: the Egyptians moved the stones for its opposed for the Pyramids.
- 5:25Speaker 6: What do you mean hard? What do you mean aliens?
- 5:28Speaker 6: Come on? Yeah? So what were they doing now? They
- 5:32Speaker 6: just have a better sense of the physics.
- 5:34Speaker 9: I don't know.
- 5:35Speaker 6: The roller thing blew my mind. Yeah, yeah, because it transfers.
- 5:40Speaker 6: I don't understand it neither.
- 5:42Speaker 7: What is the roller thing?
- 5:44Speaker 6: They had these pipes and we just rolled it and
- 5:47Speaker 6: we had previously carried it in with eight guys, which
- 5:51Speaker 6: was the hardest thing I've ever been a part of.
- 5:54Speaker 6: I've gone through like horrible breakups, and doing that was
- 5:58Speaker 6: way worse. And it only took twenty minutes. It's the
- 6:02Speaker 6: hardest thing I've ever done. I didn't know. I didn't
- 6:04Speaker 6: even know. I've had the bury pets, ury pets that
- 6:08Speaker 6: I loved. I didn't know that you.
- 6:12Speaker 4: I didn't know it took. When you said you brought
- 6:13Speaker 4: it in, I assumed it took like like one trip.
- 6:16Speaker 6: Think about this. The base of this weighs eight hundred pounds. Yeah,
- 6:21Speaker 6: and the top of it weighs seven hundred.
- 6:25Speaker 1: It looks like a gravestone. You'd find it like a
- 6:27Speaker 1: very old church.
- 6:28Speaker 6: Doesn't it feel fun? It's insane manly though. It feels
- 6:32Speaker 6: like a murder, dirty, and it's just fucking trip.
- 6:35Speaker 7: You'll crack your head open on this.
- 6:36Speaker 4: But you hit them on the sides, that doesn't mean shit.
- 6:41Speaker 6: That's all soft. Trust me. These were pointed edge. What
- 6:44Speaker 6: do you think it's gonna happen? If you hit the corner,
- 6:45Speaker 6: You're just gonna bounce off of it. You baby proofed it, okay,
- 6:50Speaker 6: if you guys can't be here for twenty four hours
- 6:53Speaker 6: without falling and knocking your head on my fucking tables.
- 6:57Speaker 1: And we brought hoverboards and we were about to slide around.
- 7:00Speaker 6: Nowhere to hover here.
- 7:03Speaker 1: It circles around your fucking lane sized island. It literally
- 7:08Speaker 1: looks like in basketball with the shoot free throws around.
- 7:11Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels like it's would be one of the
- 7:15Speaker 4: best tables to play cards on.
- 7:17Speaker 6: Oh what a great thought, right, I would happily do
- 7:20Speaker 6: that later they slide.
- 7:21Speaker 7: Yeah, are you worried about rings on this table?
- 7:24Speaker 6: No, I've trust me, I've beaten that. You can beat
- 7:26Speaker 6: this thing up. This comes straight out of the earth, brother,
- 7:29Speaker 6: So you can't get a ring on it.
- 7:30Speaker 4: No, no, no, have you ever seen the Have you
- 7:33Speaker 4: ever seen those videos of like the Indian dudes playing
- 7:36Speaker 4: like that weird version of pool where.
- 7:38Speaker 6: They're like, yeah, that's amazing.
- 7:41Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're like they're like they are like lounging
- 7:43Speaker 4: like this and they.
- 7:45Speaker 6: Hit seven walls and somehow knocks the thing in perfectly.
- 7:50Speaker 6: You think how many times have they played.
- 7:52Speaker 4: It's pretty much like they're playing air hockey.
- 7:54Speaker 6: It's incredible.
- 7:55Speaker 7: Yeah, Indian Native American, Yes, that's what you're talking about.
- 8:02Speaker 4: I wasn't no, I was talking I'm sure Native Americans play.
- 8:05Speaker 4: They play all the games.
- 8:09Speaker 6: Non Indian the flat bread with garlic.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Because the other Indian plays a game where you like throw.
- 8:18Speaker 1: It's like a side basketball. Have you seen that game
- 8:20Speaker 1: you're talking about cricket. No, there's like a hoop on
- 8:23Speaker 1: the side of the wall and they like climb up
- 8:25Speaker 1: the wall and throw.
- 8:26Speaker 7: It through his side.
- 8:27Speaker 6: I am not familiar with that game.
- 8:29Speaker 7: Man, it must be Aztecs.
- 8:31Speaker 6: Definitely cricket, I'll tell you that much. It's way off
- 8:35Speaker 6: with cricket. Yeah, it's definitely not cricket. Guys, we went
- 8:38Speaker 6: fishing today.
- 8:39Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fish week and we just I guess that video.
- 8:42Speaker 6: That's a ring idea. How expensive this table is? I asked,
- 8:45Speaker 6: I just said, And you're leaving rings?
- 8:47Speaker 7: I just asked.
- 8:48Speaker 6: We talked about it. The rings are fine.
- 8:51Speaker 4: When I see it, I'll go almost disrespectful putting it
- 8:54Speaker 4: back down on the same ring.
- 8:56Speaker 7: No, you want to keep that ring?
- 8:57Speaker 6: If you guys, I'll give you some coasters. They were
- 9:00Speaker 6: Rwanda from the Blood of the genocide. Get the coasters.
- 9:04Speaker 6: What am I gonna waste the genocide now?
- 9:07Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 9:07Speaker 6: True, it will be the point of the genocide.
- 9:11Speaker 1: We use these coasters right now. Shout out to our
- 9:14Speaker 1: brothers in the Sudan. Of course, if we're talking genocide,
- 9:18Speaker 1: shout out to.
- 9:19Speaker 6: Our brothers in Sudan.
- 9:20Speaker 4: Shout out to everyone still in New York City, hope
- 9:22Speaker 4: everything's going okay.
- 9:23Speaker 6: There, we pulled out.
- 9:25Speaker 1: We heard the call to prayer this morning. We got
- 9:28Speaker 1: on the road and we got out of there as
- 9:29Speaker 1: soon as as possible. What was the called prayer this morning?
- 9:32Speaker 9: Sasas?
- 9:33Speaker 7: No, No, it was Uh what was it?
- 9:38Speaker 6: I have no clue.
- 9:39Speaker 7: No, you said it earlier.
- 9:40Speaker 6: It was hell.
- 9:44Speaker 7: Oh no, it was the other one. It was the
- 9:46Speaker 7: other one.
- 9:46Speaker 6: It was. I don't know what you're talking about. You
- 9:48Speaker 6: guys heard the call to prayer ever now in a city?
- 9:51Speaker 6: No tell you what. I'm kind of a fan. I'm
- 9:55Speaker 6: not gonna lie.
- 9:56Speaker 1: Yeah, we just use of those notes. They used different
- 10:00Speaker 1: like quarter notes and half notes.
- 10:03Speaker 6: It's kind of like, uh, I don't know, haunting and beautiful?
- 10:07Speaker 6: Am I Am I wrong for saying that? No?
- 10:10Speaker 7: Beautiful? Beautiful?
- 10:13Speaker 6: Yeah? Well, I'll say this. If I heard it in
- 10:15Speaker 6: New York, just haunting, just haunting maybe. But in the
- 10:20Speaker 6: countries where I've heard it, it's been beautiful.
- 10:23Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never heard its beauty.
- 10:26Speaker 7: It's beautiful.
- 10:26Speaker 6: Yeah, you didn't hear it, Harry. You didn't go to
- 10:30Speaker 6: the Muslim musical in London now with your mom Wicked?
- 10:38Speaker 6: No is Wicked a Muslim musical? Is that the only
- 10:45Speaker 6: music the musical you've seen? Yeah? I thought you went
- 10:49Speaker 6: every year to go to a musical with your family.
- 10:52Speaker 6: No oh, that was my favorite thing.
- 10:56Speaker 4: I'm disappointed to know we don't do that. Yeah, we
- 11:00Speaker 4: never are going to musicals. We would go to the
- 11:03Speaker 4: Boston Pops. You did, yeah, yeah every year. Now I
- 11:08Speaker 4: went like twice and then I was like, I'm good
- 11:11Speaker 4: on this. I went to the Boston Pops.
- 11:13Speaker 6: This for my mom's birthday.
- 11:15Speaker 1: Yeah, because you wanted to be cultured. I get that
- 11:18Speaker 1: as like a middle aged white person.
- 11:21Speaker 6: Yeah. It's fun too.
- 11:21Speaker 4: Her birthdays right around Christmas, so it's like the Christmas still.
- 11:26Speaker 6: Kids love it. We have a blast. I've never been
- 11:31Speaker 6: to the Pops.
- 11:32Speaker 7: No oh, you would like it to Boston. Man as
- 11:34Speaker 7: a New England, I know.
- 11:39Speaker 6: That's what you hear and everyone's like, what the where?
- 11:42Speaker 6: Where is he?
- 11:45Speaker 7: I think the Rockets are severely overrated.
- 11:48Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 11:49Speaker 1: It just bores the funk out of me anytime I'm
- 11:51Speaker 1: in there because it's like they can't fill the barn.
- 11:53Speaker 1: First of all, there's sixty five percent of the people
- 11:55Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, Barnes never fallen. Radio City and like
- 12:00Speaker 1: is that Radio City?
- 12:02Speaker 6: Yeah, that's there. Have you there shooting for the stars.
- 12:06Speaker 7: That's crazy, that's where it started.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Thousands exactly right.
- 12:11Speaker 6: I thought it was eight. I think it's six. But
- 12:14Speaker 6: still regard.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Huge.
- 12:16Speaker 6: It's a ton.
- 12:17Speaker 1: It feels half empty around the fringes.
- 12:20Speaker 7: And it's just it's it's like a bummer.
- 12:22Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, if you have a dream New York City
- 12:27Speaker 6: venue to play someday, Main Room at.
- 12:30Speaker 1: The stand, I mean you're away from that post two
- 12:37Speaker 1: more picks with Shane Gillis.
- 12:38Speaker 7: I think you're there. Yeah, I think that's all you.
- 12:41Speaker 6: No one more SNL without me and you'll be fine.
- 12:44Speaker 7: Yeah, yourself from Francis and you're in there.
- 12:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I think probably. I really don't know, to be honest.
- 12:52Speaker 4: Maybe because the theaters still just scare the ship out
- 12:54Speaker 4: of me, like the idea of them.
- 12:56Speaker 6: M hmmm.
- 12:56Speaker 4: So none of them, because what happened to Lincoln exactly
- 13:00Speaker 4: all right, So I would say the Beacon probably cool
- 13:03Speaker 4: over town Hall. Town Hall I think is cool too.
- 13:05Speaker 6: For me, No, it's without a doubt it's Carnegie Hall. Yeah,
- 13:10Speaker 6: Carnegie Hall is sick. Carnegie Hall for me has been
- 13:13Speaker 6: a dream bad has supersours almost any other dream I've had.
- 13:17Speaker 6: In stand Have you ever been, you don't go?
- 13:21Speaker 7: You go there until your your headline?
- 13:24Speaker 6: Yeah, I have not.
- 13:25Speaker 7: They say it's bad luck.
- 13:25Speaker 6: I've been.
- 13:26Speaker 7: It's bad luck to go backstage.
- 13:28Speaker 6: Well, you clearly you go to a lot of classical music.
- 13:30Speaker 6: We've learned.
- 13:31Speaker 4: Hey, Southern New York pretty much. My Yeah, my sister
- 13:34Speaker 4: performed there. Oh, an orchestra.
- 13:38Speaker 6: That's cool.
- 13:39Speaker 7: What the fuck?
- 13:40Speaker 1: Your sister's a world class orchestra pretty much? Yeah, orchestrator.
- 13:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's actually why we started going to
- 13:45Speaker 4: the pops.
- 13:46Speaker 7: What does she play?
- 13:47Speaker 6: She played the violin?
- 13:49Speaker 2: What?
- 13:49Speaker 6: Yeah, you have an Asian sister.
- 13:54Speaker 7: That's so impressive.
- 13:56Speaker 1: I didn't realize your family was biodiverse, Like, yeah, yeah,
- 14:00Speaker 1: that's fucking sick.
- 14:02Speaker 6: She's really good.
- 14:03Speaker 1: She's really good at the violin. That's that seems so
- 14:05Speaker 1: impressive and useful. It's like the third fourth most useful Instrumentum.
- 14:14Speaker 6: Drums, Yeah, I would say drums might be one.
- 14:18Speaker 7: Those are the top three.
- 14:19Speaker 6: Yeah, most useful. I agree with that.
- 14:21Speaker 7: And then what do you think is is fourth? Is violent?
- 14:24Speaker 6: It's hard enough to say bass as you can play
- 14:28Speaker 6: an acoustic bass in jazz and stuff like that, bass
- 14:32Speaker 6: guitar and rock or every other band, right, a lot
- 14:35Speaker 6: of bands.
- 14:36Speaker 1: But and Darry no, nothing County Core.
- 14:44Speaker 6: I'm trying to think that's a good question.
- 14:47Speaker 1: What's the fourth most useful instrument? Don't make him say harp?
- 14:52Speaker 1: He will.
- 14:53Speaker 6: I was gonna say almost like saxophone, But I think
- 14:57Speaker 6: I think violin's the right is.
- 14:59Speaker 4: Up there, Yeah, violins up there. Saxophone, I would say,
- 15:02Speaker 4: is up there as well.
- 15:04Speaker 7: And there's a classiness of being able to play the violin.
- 15:07Speaker 6: French horn, No, that's that's nowhere to take it back.
- 15:11Speaker 4: So you guys have never appreciated the raw sound of
- 15:14Speaker 4: the french horn trumpet maybe alone?
- 15:17Speaker 6: You ever listened to the french horn alone? Beautiful instrument?
- 15:20Speaker 1: No, the french horn, But what songs even feature of
- 15:24Speaker 1: the french horn? I've never heard a song, I mean,
- 15:26Speaker 1: I can't like Harry Copeland maybe or like I mean,
- 15:33Speaker 1: there's there's definitely a french horn in that song at
- 15:35Speaker 1: some point. We probably just don't know where.
- 15:39Speaker 6: I know you are a tactile sort of fan, right,
- 15:43Speaker 6: Remember we we both pushed the felts, and there are
- 15:46Speaker 6: other direction and you said, don't get started, because as
- 15:50Speaker 6: soon as you do, you stop. How about feeling this
- 15:53Speaker 6: table now my hands are too sweaty.
- 15:55Speaker 1: And put your cheek to it.
- 15:56Speaker 7: Have you ever put your cheek to this table?
- 15:58Speaker 6: I haven't because I didn't know if I wanted to
- 16:00Speaker 6: hear the sound of men swinging quick axes.
- 16:04Speaker 7: It's so cool. It's so cool on your face.
- 16:07Speaker 6: Dying under the weight of the granite that collapses on
- 16:10Speaker 6: their fucking shins.
- 16:12Speaker 7: Like a dog would love to lay down on this table.
- 16:15Speaker 6: But there's all these these imperfection spots that I'm quite
- 16:18Speaker 6: fond of.
- 16:19Speaker 4: You should shave them. What am I to get the
- 16:21Speaker 4: sander out.
- 16:22Speaker 7: The belt sanator, some sandpaper.
- 16:26Speaker 1: I heard the new call call to prayer in New
- 16:28Speaker 1: York is French Montana saying.
- 16:33Speaker 4: I thought you were about to say something about the
- 16:34Speaker 4: new call of duty I heard. I was like, oh sweet, I.
- 16:38Speaker 7: Heard the new prayer is uh DJ Kyle. It's saying,
- 16:42Speaker 7: uh we the best.
- 16:43Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 16:43Speaker 4: I would fuck with that big time, waking up to
- 16:46Speaker 4: the morning.
- 16:46Speaker 7: Because he's Muslim.
- 16:48Speaker 6: DJ Colid oh actually maybe not cold.
- 16:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's how it's pronounced colid.
- 16:54Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, dude, oh yeah, we went fishing today. I
- 17:04Speaker 11: can't wait for people to see the video.
- 17:05Speaker 6: Yeah, we did. It was.
- 17:09Speaker 7: Would you say it was good?
- 17:11Speaker 6: Uh No, I wouldn't call it good. I would say
- 17:14Speaker 6: it was the phenomenal. Really. Yeah, okay.
- 17:18Speaker 1: I didn't learn till today that you didn't catch fish
- 17:20Speaker 1: for your first eighteen times, which makes what we did
- 17:23Speaker 1: today it wasn't.
- 17:23Speaker 6: I wouldn't say it was eighteen straight.
- 17:25Speaker 4: It was like I caught fish early on, and then
- 17:30Speaker 4: I started fishing in New Jersey and I caught I
- 17:32Speaker 4: didn't catch fish for probably eighteen times.
- 17:35Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's so many zip car rentals that
- 17:39Speaker 6: went wrong.
- 17:40Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I went going, I would be like almost
- 17:43Speaker 4: on like the verge of tears coming home, Like I
- 17:48Speaker 4: would be like I would be like I would be
- 17:49Speaker 4: talking to my friends, were like, let me know if
- 17:50Speaker 4: you know anyone that needs extra a year, because I'm
- 17:52Speaker 4: giving mine away.
- 17:53Speaker 6: Like I'm done, I'm done with this.
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- 18:00Speaker 6: Let's shoul we eat eat sweet, and we'll be right back.
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- 23:30Speaker 1: Post dinner, pre after dinner drink though. Sure so no
- 23:34Speaker 1: aperatives have been had.
- 23:36Speaker 10: No digestives, digestives, no opera, no opra before though opra
- 23:44Speaker 10: means after me before you never heard opera operations PKI.
- 23:49Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go, of course or something. We were
- 23:51Speaker 6: talking about Harry days of shredding the fucking powder on
- 23:56Speaker 6: the way up here. We did, we did, he said,
- 23:58Speaker 6: its oil boy. Did I start out strong? And then
- 24:02Speaker 6: we talked a little bit about skiing Duxbury Ski team
- 24:06Speaker 6: and you had you were on the racing team, but yeah,
- 24:10Speaker 6: but I was, I wasn't ski I wasn't a racer.
- 24:12Speaker 6: Why not?
- 24:14Speaker 4: Because I had I didn't have racing ski There you go,
- 24:19Speaker 4: that's right, Yeah, which does make a big difference. This
- 24:23Speaker 4: was I'm talking like I was in like the tight
- 24:26Speaker 4: suit with the bin on you, with the bib on the.
- 24:30Speaker 6: Bin, twin tips, with twin tips.
- 24:36Speaker 4: Yes, Armanda's. I used Armando's. I got on my eBay
- 24:41Speaker 4: Armada Armada.
- 24:44Speaker 7: How the hell do you know Armadas? He's saying Armada
- 24:47Speaker 7: like a Spanish Armanda, me laughing.
- 24:48Speaker 6: Like you've ever heard of the brand?
- 24:50Speaker 1: Listening to him, correct you. You guys are saying like
- 24:54Speaker 1: inside brands and chuckling just at the brand name. Yeah,
- 24:58Speaker 1: I'm in some Armando solid.
- 25:01Speaker 6: It was like he was saying Armanda like Galorado, the
- 25:03Speaker 6: picture that deserved a perfect game but never got it. Yeah.
- 25:07Speaker 4: Well, you know, like we were saying in the car,
- 25:10Speaker 4: it's ice. You're skiing on ice, and the people that
- 25:13Speaker 4: have the racing skis there, their skis are like razor blades.
- 25:18Speaker 4: They cut through the ice.
- 25:19Speaker 6: Hey, you're not wrong about that.
- 25:20Speaker 4: And had rust on them. Yeah, and I would slide
- 25:24Speaker 4: down the mountain.
- 25:25Speaker 6: Why didn't you get around? Why didn't you get them tuned?
- 25:28Speaker 6: It was like twelve Bucks where we grew up.
- 25:31Speaker 4: Because there wasn't any places near near near like Cape
- 25:35Speaker 4: Cod to get your.
- 25:37Speaker 6: Skis to you were you ever you went skiing with
- 25:39Speaker 6: the ski team though, that mountain didn't have someplace that
- 25:42Speaker 6: could wax them for you, dude.
- 25:44Speaker 4: The mountain was like it was the equivalent to walking
- 25:46Speaker 4: into like a seven to eleven like they had like
- 25:49Speaker 4: they had like drinks like. It wasn't like a real
- 25:53Speaker 4: mountain like you could get like French fries if you
- 25:57Speaker 4: were really hungry.
- 26:01Speaker 6: We weren't.
- 26:02Speaker 4: We were in. It wasn't what we were sitting down
- 26:04Speaker 4: and being like, what are you guys gonna get for dinner?
- 26:07Speaker 1: He's just talking about getting your skis tune though he's
- 26:09Speaker 1: not talking about high end steak.
- 26:11Speaker 7: Pips or something.
- 26:11Speaker 4: They didn't.
- 26:12Speaker 6: They don't.
- 26:13Speaker 4: They didn't sell like a hat if you were cold.
- 26:16Speaker 4: Was what I'm trying to say is they didn't have anything.
- 26:18Speaker 7: It's like a high school football yes, literally was like a.
- 26:21Speaker 4: Kid working behind the counter that you could get your pass.
- 26:24Speaker 6: No T shirts, no supern T shirts. They didn't even
- 26:28Speaker 6: have trail maps.
- 26:30Speaker 9: No.
- 26:30Speaker 4: The worst was when we had to do our season
- 26:32Speaker 4: passes because it was everyone. Yeah, so it's just every
- 26:36Speaker 4: single person at the same time getting a season passed
- 26:41Speaker 4: exactly and they had to like take photos and everything.
- 26:45Speaker 7: That's the worst overloading someone with the line.
- 26:48Speaker 4: It was like the d m V for like kids.
- 26:52Speaker 4: That's what it felt like like, just going through the
- 26:54Speaker 4: process it.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the worst standing in the line at any age.
- 26:59Speaker 1: Do you feel like you I feel like you've gotten
- 27:00Speaker 1: better at it as you've gotten older.
- 27:03Speaker 4: I have much worse. I definitely have much worse. I
- 27:06Speaker 4: used to be able to just stand in a line.
- 27:08Speaker 6: When things are going really wrong. I used to just
- 27:13Speaker 6: eat that ship.
- 27:14Speaker 4: Yeah, now I'm a problem, Like at the airport, I'm
- 27:21Speaker 4: I'm huffing and puffed.
- 27:22Speaker 6: I know this about you and your end.
- 27:24Speaker 7: Now you're saying, here's en diagrammed.
- 27:28Speaker 6: What was I gonna say? You were saying you're good
- 27:30Speaker 6: in line when I was. Now, I I've reached a
- 27:34Speaker 6: point where when things go wrong in terms of lines,
- 27:37Speaker 6: and you know, like help, a flight's canceled and everyone
- 27:43Speaker 6: runs over to the help desk and everyone has got
- 27:46Speaker 6: the same problem, and you see someone in front of
- 27:48Speaker 6: you flipping out.
- 27:49Speaker 4: Okay, I think there's a difference there between being you're
- 27:51Speaker 4: just describing people that are retarded. Well, anyone that goes
- 27:55Speaker 4: up to that desk and asks a question, it's like,
- 27:58Speaker 4: what are you thinking? What do you think that they've
- 28:00Speaker 4: got at that desk that.
- 28:01Speaker 6: We don't have On the APP day they can rebook you.
- 28:03Speaker 6: They can't do shit. When they want to rebook you.
- 28:06Speaker 4: They got to go open up like Delta Customer support
- 28:09Speaker 4: and be like, I need help, I work here.
- 28:13Speaker 7: Put to the front of the line.
- 28:15Speaker 6: Yeah, fair enough.
- 28:16Speaker 1: No, but you're like ninety five percent of travelers aren't
- 28:21Speaker 1: like APP user yeah every.
- 28:24Speaker 6: Year, like, yeah, they're not a savvy yeah. Yeah.
- 28:29Speaker 4: But I saw a tweet the other day that someone
- 28:31Speaker 4: was like, they should make there should be two airports,
- 28:34Speaker 4: one for one for normal people and one for people
- 28:36Speaker 4: who have never been outside before, because that's what it
- 28:40Speaker 4: feels like when you're at the airport.
- 28:41Speaker 1: Sure, it definitely does. It's infuriating. The Delta lounge is
- 28:45Speaker 1: like that these days.
- 28:46Speaker 6: I do. I do feel that I'm at a point
- 28:49Speaker 6: now in my life though, where when I see other
- 28:51Speaker 6: people melting down around me and watching the responses of
- 28:55Speaker 6: the authority figures who they are pleading with to solve
- 29:00Speaker 6: their problem. And the authority figures are time and again
- 29:04Speaker 6: and going like that's all I got. Yeah I watched
- 29:08Speaker 6: that and I go okay, this isn't going to get better. Yeah. Yeah.
- 29:13Speaker 6: And when I get to the person, I get there
- 29:16Speaker 6: with the attitude of like, hey.
- 29:19Speaker 1: Here, I just.
- 29:23Speaker 7: I know this.
- 29:24Speaker 6: I don't want to make your day any harder. Yeah,
- 29:27Speaker 6: a little bit. Yeah, I hate to say it. I
- 29:30Speaker 6: do do a little bit of that. I'm like, look,
- 29:31Speaker 6: I know I've been heard, I've been here.
- 29:33Speaker 4: And also when you're at the airport, you want people
- 29:36Speaker 4: to know I'm here a lot. This isn't my first roadie.
- 29:39Speaker 4: You do that now, you that's what you're describing right now,
- 29:42Speaker 4: you're walking up, you've already got You're like, can we just.
- 29:44Speaker 6: We just will just figure this?
- 29:45Speaker 11: I get it.
- 29:45Speaker 6: Yeah. I pull out my wallet, I'm like, yeah, yeah's
- 29:51Speaker 6: customer one. You get it? Skip skipped the track three?
- 29:57Speaker 6: Try to bend it. You can't cut yourself up a
- 30:02Speaker 6: line with that puppy right there.
- 30:04Speaker 7: Yeah, it is.
- 30:05Speaker 11: Uh.
- 30:05Speaker 1: I mean, when when those people are in those circumstances
- 30:08Speaker 1: where they are just eating shit, it sucks badly. But
- 30:11Speaker 1: when you want to answer out of that person, that
- 30:13Speaker 1: also is bad. Yeah, like if you need if you
- 30:16Speaker 1: need something from that person, and you know that you're
- 30:18Speaker 1: about to be like, that's your only scapegoat, that's your
- 30:21Speaker 1: only whipping boy that you're like, you're you're gonna have
- 30:25Speaker 1: to spend another night in Detroit.
- 30:27Speaker 7: Yeah, and nobody on the line will talk to you.
- 30:31Speaker 7: They're gonna have to hear it.
- 30:32Speaker 6: They're gonna have to hear it. Is so brutal. I
- 30:34Speaker 6: don't get the sense that you have come to this
- 30:37Speaker 6: place of peace. No, not at all.
- 30:39Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I will say, but like in some sort
- 30:41Speaker 4: of like the getting fucked, like being fucked Like I
- 30:44Speaker 4: I'm like that, Like I can accept it.
- 30:47Speaker 6: Now, do you like? Who's there? No? Never, you don't.
- 30:51Speaker 6: That's good. No.
- 30:52Speaker 4: I don't get mad at the people that are like
- 30:54Speaker 4: working at the airport outside of the TSA people, you know,
- 31:00Speaker 4: so that's a lot of them.
- 31:03Speaker 6: That's most of the people at the airport.
- 31:05Speaker 1: Why gave up his pre check and he's not unclear
- 31:08Speaker 1: anymore so.
- 31:09Speaker 4: The clear people, I can't even look them in the eyes.
- 31:12Speaker 4: I hate them so much, like my blood boils as
- 31:14Speaker 4: I walk by that kiosk.
- 31:16Speaker 1: They're all like the pyramid scheme employees.
- 31:18Speaker 6: It's literally that, that's exactly what it is. Yeah, Like
- 31:21Speaker 6: they're marketers, right and there marketers.
- 31:25Speaker 7: Hey, we got a rock star walking out right.
- 31:27Speaker 6: Now, Yes, exactly a couple of minutes.
- 31:29Speaker 1: So we could talk to you guys about it. The
- 31:31Speaker 1: color of your eyes when they eat with the rock stars.
- 31:35Speaker 1: The same people in New York who want you to
- 31:36Speaker 1: sign a petition exactly exactly infuriating.
- 31:40Speaker 4: But yeah, I don't get mad at like the gate
- 31:42Speaker 4: agents or anything like they're like the flight attendants or
- 31:45Speaker 4: anything like that. It's just the TSA Like if they're
- 31:47Speaker 4: thrown too, I'm throwing it back.
- 31:49Speaker 1: And I don't think that this was an important test
- 31:51Speaker 1: that like we get out of New York City, but
- 31:54Speaker 1: we're still ourselves. We still can talk Delta like no matter.
- 31:58Speaker 4: How Yeah, true, we've been talking about the same exactly.
- 32:03Speaker 6: The trip finally feels like the podcast doesn't feel nice.
- 32:08Speaker 1: It feels good, kind of sunk back into like our
- 32:11Speaker 1: comfort food environment or comfort topics.
- 32:16Speaker 7: The black current and the wine, the BlackBerry, the tobacco.
- 32:20Speaker 7: It's all nice, you know.
- 32:21Speaker 6: Yeah, agreed.
- 32:22Speaker 7: What was the name of the bakery went to today?
- 32:26Speaker 6: Kent Wilson's, was it?
- 32:30Speaker 9: It?
- 32:30Speaker 7: Was on the bag. It says on the back, Tyler
- 32:32Speaker 7: was that bag?
- 32:33Speaker 6: Say, I think it's Wilson's. Wilson's by how I watched
- 32:39Speaker 6: shout out our guy Andrew. That was his name, right,
- 32:42Speaker 6: Andrew hooked it up, fellow redhead. I'll tell you something.
- 32:46Speaker 6: Redheads love to uh point at me and be like,
- 32:49Speaker 6: look at us, Well, you're the best. You're the best
- 32:51Speaker 6: they have to offer.
- 32:53Speaker 1: It's not It's like the black community hanging a picture
- 32:56Speaker 1: of Barack Obama next time Martin Luther King and like
- 32:59Speaker 1: John F. Kennedy and Jesus Christ is crossed. That's like, yeah,
- 33:03Speaker 1: we got one.
- 33:05Speaker 6: No, he was a handsome guy, but I was gonna
- 33:09Speaker 6: say that, like to your clipboard people. Point. I was
- 33:12Speaker 6: pulled over by a guy, you know, on Seventh Avenue
- 33:16Speaker 6: the Whole Foods. He was like, he had red hair,
- 33:18Speaker 6: and he was like, hey, look at us a couple,
- 33:22Speaker 6: and I was like, don't insult me personally. I don't
- 33:25Speaker 6: know you like that. Don't put me in your bucket,
- 33:28Speaker 6: you ugly fuck. You're trying to drag you down. Disgusting
- 33:31Speaker 6: mannai'se tone bitch, But you can't deny, you can't be
- 33:35Speaker 6: self loathing. I'm I'm loathing of You can't be a
- 33:38Speaker 6: self loathing ginger. I don't loathe myself. You loathe your
- 33:43Speaker 6: own kind. I loath of my kind. Yeah, you can't,
- 33:45Speaker 6: but you have to be the best they have to offer.
- 33:47Speaker 7: Proudly.
- 33:48Speaker 6: If it were up to me, all Gingers would be enslaved.
- 33:52Speaker 6: I think that we do better under the shackles of pyramids.
- 33:57Speaker 6: It was just gingers, certainly was not a that was
- 34:00Speaker 6: way too sunny. What would happen you guys would have
- 34:02Speaker 6: to work at night? The whole fucking group of us
- 34:05Speaker 6: would have been gone. Flashlights probably would have been made
- 34:07Speaker 6: way earlier.
- 34:08Speaker 7: No, they would have just like moonlight off ginger skin.
- 34:11Speaker 6: Yeah true? What will it be death or banishment to
- 34:18Speaker 6: work the pyramids for one week in July? Seamus? How
- 34:24Speaker 6: do you say?
- 34:26Speaker 7: How long could Shamus last?
- 34:27Speaker 9: Like?
- 34:28Speaker 1: What would happen if Seamus had to actually spend like
- 34:30Speaker 1: a month under a pyramid sun?
- 34:32Speaker 6: You die? I think about this, I do think about this.
- 34:35Speaker 6: I think about this a lot. And you'd burn if
- 34:38Speaker 6: I were if I were a if I were in
- 34:40Speaker 6: a plane crash, if I were shipwrecked, if I were
- 34:43Speaker 6: cast away on an island, by myself. What would I
- 34:47Speaker 6: do about sun protection? Because presumably there's no fucking FedEx
- 34:51Speaker 6: boxes with some nutrigena SPF seventy five that want in
- 34:55Speaker 6: helioplex that washed up ashore? So what am I doing?
- 34:59Speaker 6: Am I tying big banana leaves around my neck yet
- 35:04Speaker 6: not ever going into the sun. I got to get food.
- 35:09Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't sound like he has much of a solution.
- 35:11Speaker 6: Well, the question would then be how quickly would evolution
- 35:15Speaker 6: fix me into having some melanoma?
- 35:18Speaker 1: You would come out three weeks, you come out after
- 35:22Speaker 1: three weeks, like James Brown, you have brown eyes.
- 35:26Speaker 6: Would I be like, get on it three weeks? I'd
- 35:32Speaker 6: be that burned. He lit the marshmallow on fire. He
- 35:40Speaker 6: didn't want the golden brown. He just went straight into
- 35:43Speaker 6: the flame. I would, I mean I would.
- 35:45Speaker 4: It would be curious to say no, because like it
- 35:48Speaker 4: wouldn't like you would just be a black dude, but
- 35:50Speaker 4: it would still be Francis, Like it would still be.
- 35:53Speaker 6: But I have like answer immediately, I'd have immediately for
- 35:58Speaker 6: a couple of weeks. No, I think you're wrong. I
- 36:01Speaker 6: think that if I burned the first day and then
- 36:03Speaker 6: just kept layering on top of that, I think the
- 36:05Speaker 6: skin would just start to fall off.
- 36:07Speaker 4: Yeah, you would burn like you you'd start melting. No,
- 36:10Speaker 4: but they're like flakes would just start falling off.
- 36:14Speaker 1: Like this isn't a new invention. Sunscreen is the new invention.
- 36:18Speaker 1: People with red hair and fair skins not new.
- 36:20Speaker 4: Yeah, but what if you're like if you were born
- 36:23Speaker 4: in a world with sunscreen?
- 36:26Speaker 1: But I'm saying, what about the people with red hair
- 36:29Speaker 1: for the five thousand years before that?
- 36:31Speaker 4: Yeah, but those people, a they probably killed them and
- 36:35Speaker 4: be they fucking they were born in a world with
- 36:39Speaker 4: no sunscreen, So their body's probably like So.
- 36:42Speaker 7: You think he's because he's been coddled.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Yeah, right, he's been fed too many Exactly.
- 36:47Speaker 7: You know you can't, yeah, stand on the back outside.
- 36:51Speaker 6: I'm saying you don't go outside.
- 36:52Speaker 7: What I'm saying side, But he's the apex predator of
- 36:56Speaker 7: his kind?
- 36:57Speaker 4: Do you outside without sunscreen? You putting sunscreen on every day?
- 37:01Speaker 4: Depends on what we're looking at. You put on sunscreen
- 37:04Speaker 4: every day? Well, let's put it this way. The moisturizer
- 37:06Speaker 4: I put on my face has SBF twenty five.
- 37:08Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 37:10Speaker 4: What about the guys I can't remember the last time
- 37:12Speaker 4: I put on sons.
- 37:12Speaker 6: So let me tell you something here, Ball, you're gonna
- 37:14Speaker 6: look like a scrotum when you're fifteen. Oh no, and
- 37:17Speaker 6: I'm gonna look like a new bile babes. Like the
- 37:22Speaker 6: ass you're gonna have like fucking of a young churub.
- 37:28Speaker 1: I used to think that that was all hyperbole and bathing.
- 37:31Speaker 1: My young son's like back of my hand. Will grais
- 37:34Speaker 1: an ash cheek at bath time. And the thread count
- 37:37Speaker 1: is insane. Thread count the baby baby's ass like sheets there,
- 37:41Speaker 1: it's actually very soft. You're a big thread count cut.
- 37:44Speaker 7: I know that, I know, and I mean there's like
- 37:46Speaker 7: nine hundred plus. It's Egyptian.
- 37:48Speaker 6: If I could sleep in sheets made of butt skin,
- 37:53Speaker 6: I would. I'm not above a gene. Who do I
- 37:58Speaker 6: have a guy, Jean who wouldn't.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Francis Dace is on a tour of his house and
- 38:02Speaker 1: he's like, I.
- 38:03Speaker 4: Haven't bottom, but I haven't seen a baby's bottom in many,
- 38:06Speaker 4: many moons.
- 38:07Speaker 6: Well you know why, because four thousand of them want
- 38:09Speaker 6: into making this banquette. Yeah, right here, did you feel
- 38:13Speaker 6: that you feel that you feel.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Like the entire village you haven't seen one gone since
- 38:21Speaker 1: you close your your front door we're like, I'm gonna
- 38:24Speaker 1: put on my shoes.
- 38:24Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like the fucking what's that? What is an
- 38:27Speaker 6: orphanage that lost its funding? Right?
- 38:32Speaker 4: Like?
- 38:32Speaker 6: Dragon? Is that the movies called Oh that was one
- 38:35Speaker 6: of the hannibal lectures.
- 38:37Speaker 4: Yeah, where they're like eating dinner and they're like, you've
- 38:40Speaker 4: got to tell us what this meat is.
- 38:42Speaker 6: I'm afraid if I told you, I have to kill you.
- 38:44Speaker 6: And what is it? Human? There's a foreshadowing. There's a
- 38:49Speaker 6: scene in ed Geane where they do that and then
- 38:51Speaker 6: they link it right up to.
- 38:52Speaker 4: The I'm sure there's silence because they do that in
- 38:55Speaker 4: the He does that in the uh what's it called?
- 38:58Speaker 1: One?
- 38:59Speaker 6: The other one? The damber one?
- 39:02Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
- 39:03Speaker 4: He eats human. He gives his neighbor human. Wow, it's friendly.
- 39:09Speaker 4: I don't know if I would accept appreciate the gesture.
- 39:13Speaker 4: What makes would be more traditional than roast human?
- 39:21Speaker 7: What makes meat good?
- 39:22Speaker 6: Though? Salt and pepper human?
- 39:32Speaker 4: Did we talk about it on the podcast where were
- 39:34Speaker 4: talking about if we would eat a bear?
- 39:35Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 39:35Speaker 4: We talked about the house yesterday. We recorded a lot
- 39:38Speaker 4: this week, spent a lot of time.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Yeah, that was Monday, I think, but uh, yeah, like
- 39:45Speaker 1: what what about human is disqualifying? Yeah, ethics, the ethics,
- 39:50Speaker 1: but like the meat does sound good?
- 39:51Speaker 7: Right?
- 39:52Speaker 6: No? Why not at all? It sounds terrible.
- 39:55Speaker 4: Why because you'll probably be like super like gamy and nasty.
- 39:58Speaker 6: Depending on who you're eating. Most humans are kind of
- 40:02Speaker 6: you don't want. You want a mid fat person. You
- 40:05Speaker 6: want a person who's not you know, ripped, but who
- 40:09Speaker 6: isn't obese one of the.
- 40:11Speaker 7: Australian girls who is like five ft three with the skinny.
- 40:19Speaker 6: Think you want to eat a woman from like.
- 40:22Speaker 4: No interest in eating any humans.
- 40:24Speaker 6: I think Puerto Rican women are what you exactly what
- 40:27Speaker 6: you want.
- 40:29Speaker 7: Oh you want to be attracted to what you eat?
- 40:31Speaker 6: No, it's look, I'm not Jersey, Jerry Jersey. Jerry told
- 40:36Speaker 6: me Francis, you know his advice to me post divorce.
- 40:40Speaker 6: He goes, Francis, you got it. You gotta get with
- 40:44Speaker 6: some Latin women. Is I think I think you could
- 40:47Speaker 6: deal with a Spanish woman. You could not. That's who
- 40:50Speaker 6: you need. You could not, That's who you need. You
- 40:52Speaker 6: gotta find a Spanish woman. Yeah, it would take them
- 40:54Speaker 6: four days to ruin your life. Oh my god, not
- 40:57Speaker 6: even you know if I die, which is Mexican food.
- 41:03Speaker 6: It's not sitting well already.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you guys through there, but it would
- 41:09Speaker 1: uh it would end in uh combustibly.
- 41:12Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I'd be the everyway with like a sign
- 41:18Speaker 6: up that said I was burned in an acid town.
- 41:22Speaker 6: The reason my face is this way is because my
- 41:25Speaker 6: wife from fucking Guadalajara through a vat. I don't even
- 41:31Speaker 6: know where she got the acid, to be honest with you,
- 41:33Speaker 6: I don't know. She was a chemist. She went to England.
- 41:35Speaker 6: I get just in case I should have been concerned
- 41:39Speaker 6: about all the triple A batteries she was hoarding.
- 41:43Speaker 1: Just sawing in half and pouring them out into a
- 41:45Speaker 1: fucking That's what happens in like London.
- 41:48Speaker 6: What battery just get just get hit with acid?
- 41:51Speaker 4: Yeah, Like like someone wants to mug you, Like, I'd
- 41:54Speaker 4: so much rather have a gun pointed at me than
- 41:56Speaker 4: just get hit with acid.
- 41:57Speaker 7: Yeah, squirk, Yeah. Acid.
- 42:03Speaker 4: You don't know what life is like for someone post
- 42:06Speaker 4: acid versus death. Well, I'm obviously I'm saying I wouldn't
- 42:10Speaker 4: rather die. I'm saying, but like if you're being mugged,
- 42:14Speaker 4: traditionally you don't get killed if you're being mugged, you
- 42:18Speaker 4: would be just held up at gunpoint and shobbed, fleeced.
- 42:21Speaker 4: We would say, yeah, and I would rather be fleeced
- 42:25Speaker 4: via gun than via.
- 42:27Speaker 1: Acid because it's so easy to get. Just squirt a
- 42:29Speaker 1: little acid and just be like a cheeky little acid
- 42:32Speaker 1: squirt straight through you.
- 42:35Speaker 6: Jay Jorden was telling me a story about how he
- 42:37Speaker 6: got mugged recently in New York.
- 42:39Speaker 10: Real.
- 42:39Speaker 6: Yeah, came up, got the acid or the gun. Five
- 42:46Speaker 6: guys came up, hit him in the head, knock him
- 42:49Speaker 6: to the ground. Where was he He was in like Harlem,
- 42:53Speaker 6: And he said that these people were like, hey, give
- 42:58Speaker 6: us your phone.
- 42:59Speaker 7: Your wall, fucking gentrified, all this.
- 43:01Speaker 6: Stuff, And he said, can I just keep my phone?
- 43:05Speaker 6: And they were like, get the fuck out of here,
- 43:08Speaker 6: really took his phone.
- 43:09Speaker 7: Did they beat him extra hard for asking questions?
- 43:11Speaker 6: I don't think they beat him anymore than the one time, but.
- 43:14Speaker 7: They then that's a lesson, like you might as well ask.
- 43:16Speaker 4: I wish I could walk around with like a sign
- 43:18Speaker 4: on me that says like don't hit me, like just
- 43:20Speaker 4: just ask, just take take I'll give it, like I'll
- 43:24Speaker 4: give it to you, don't.
- 43:28Speaker 6: We robbed? I surrender, Yes, talk about it. He don't
- 43:32Speaker 6: have to hurt me. If you're looking at me, it's yours.
- 43:36Speaker 7: Yeah, where are you going that's gonna get you robbed?
- 43:41Speaker 1: Me? Yeah? Nowhere exactly. But I mean you're on like
- 43:45Speaker 1: the meek phil trajectory. What is that where he's like,
- 43:50Speaker 1: I don't even walk from twenty third Street to fourteenth
- 43:53Speaker 1: Street at three pm.
- 43:54Speaker 7: Because he's getting robbed. Yeah, yeah, that's he said, he's
- 43:58Speaker 7: gonna get mugged if he if he I think.
- 44:00Speaker 6: I actually did he hear this? Did he tell that?
- 44:01Speaker 6: Do you talk about that on your show?
- 44:03Speaker 1: He told Clemmor that wow when he smashed his own
- 44:06Speaker 1: phone and then he was like, I have to get
- 44:09Speaker 1: a new phone book me an Apple sore appointment.
- 44:11Speaker 7: They're like, go walk there.
- 44:13Speaker 1: He said, I'm going to get mugged on the way
- 44:15Speaker 1: twenty third and seventh or no, twenty third and sixth
- 44:19Speaker 1: to whatever, twenty ninth and seventh.
- 44:23Speaker 6: There you go.
- 44:23Speaker 1: I mean, it's like the people we work with, or
- 44:25Speaker 1: maybe it's fourteenth.
- 44:27Speaker 6: I don't know what to say about that. That's just
- 44:29Speaker 6: one of those things where I'm like, I don't know
- 44:31Speaker 6: where I am. I don't know where what world I.
- 44:34Speaker 7: Live in that's so a stretch of New York.
- 44:38Speaker 6: It's just well it's not.
- 44:39Speaker 4: I wouldn't say it's necessarily a safe stretch of New York.
- 44:42Speaker 4: You're not gonna get me miked. But also it's like, dude,
- 44:46Speaker 4: where we work, meek, you're not the guy. No, you're
- 44:50Speaker 4: not the guy. You're not they're not coming for you.
- 44:52Speaker 6: Now.
- 44:52Speaker 4: I think that's also insane. That to mean, that's a
- 44:54Speaker 4: common thing when people are like they're like, oh, you
- 44:58Speaker 4: live in New York, must be fucking crazy out there,
- 45:01Speaker 4: and you're like not, We're.
- 45:05Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 45:07Speaker 4: Also it's like I'm not I'm not involved. I'm not
- 45:09Speaker 4: involved with like a gang where I don't have like
- 45:12Speaker 4: people that are like out to kill me. So I'm
- 45:15Speaker 4: like staying out of trouble for the most part.
- 45:17Speaker 1: You're not in the back of the yellow cab, no
- 45:20Speaker 1: snitching on the mob like Curtis slee Wall like my
- 45:25Speaker 1: brother Saw.
- 45:26Speaker 6: I know, what do you think he does next? What's
- 45:29Speaker 6: his next move?
- 45:30Speaker 7: He only got sixty three votes in Dumbo.
- 45:34Speaker 6: Yikes. I don't know how many people live there, but
- 45:36Speaker 6: that's not many more than sixty three.
- 45:38Speaker 7: There's like one percent.
- 45:40Speaker 6: Yah. Fuck that sucks. Wow. Campaign Harder and Dumbo. I know,
- 45:45Speaker 6: are you guys pretty upset about mom Donnie winning? No?
- 45:48Speaker 6: I mean I don't really.
- 45:50Speaker 7: No.
- 45:50Speaker 6: I think I said everything I have to say about it.
- 45:52Speaker 6: You voted for him? Yeah, huge. My knowledge is already
- 45:57Speaker 6: I'm already passed to where what I know.
- 46:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems fine, Yeah, having I think you just
- 46:04Speaker 1: get up every day and it's the same going outside.
- 46:07Speaker 7: Who's the president or the mayorage.
- 46:09Speaker 6: We're outside regardless. Yeah, when we were at SNL, that's
- 46:15Speaker 6: what Ron kept on signing. I don't want to rub
- 46:19Speaker 6: it in.
- 46:19Speaker 4: He was hammered and we're outside, we're outside.
- 46:24Speaker 1: You had a joint that looked like a baseball bat,
- 46:28Speaker 1: Like it was like really narrow at the end. It
- 46:30Speaker 1: looked like a souvenir baseball bat that you get and
- 46:33Speaker 1: like put ice cream in at a fucking Mets game
- 46:35Speaker 1: or something like that. It got so wide at the
- 46:38Speaker 1: end it was like a friendly Sunday cup and it
- 46:42Speaker 1: just got super wide as when you were outside holding
- 46:45Speaker 1: it like simply and you're like get up, stand up,
- 46:49Speaker 1: look with your eyes completely halfway done.
- 46:53Speaker 6: You're like, hey, let's go to Washington Square Park.
- 46:55Speaker 1: Right now, there's a drum circle at three am.
- 46:58Speaker 7: We could probably know.
- 46:59Speaker 6: All my friends on Discord were like, you got any
- 47:02Speaker 6: and I was like do I So they're waiting for
- 47:05Speaker 6: me chopping up with the with my guys on Discord.
- 47:08Speaker 1: Discord BCC is the new Discord, but but Discord is
- 47:12Speaker 1: still great.
- 47:13Speaker 10: I uh yeah.
- 47:14Speaker 4: We had a we had a zoom meeting with our
- 47:16Speaker 4: with our roster yesterday. It was very funny. We had
- 47:18Speaker 4: to do like ice breakers. Yeah, because we never we
- 47:21Speaker 4: never talked to the guys.
- 47:22Speaker 6: Yeah, how were they as people? Great? What did you
- 47:27Speaker 6: ask them? Just about call of duty? That's it pretty
- 47:30Speaker 6: much you You didn't say, hey, what tell me about
- 47:33Speaker 6: your living situation?
- 47:35Speaker 4: And they had three of them live in Texas, one
- 47:37Speaker 4: of them lives in Atlanta.
- 47:39Speaker 6: Maybe mm hmm. You didn't want to do like a
- 47:42Speaker 6: background check, like hey, have you ever these guys are
- 47:45Speaker 6: like really mad at a person you were dating and
- 47:49Speaker 6: smash their head through a fucking brick wall. These guys
- 47:52Speaker 6: are These guys are wanted, like they're known veterans of
- 47:56Speaker 6: call of duty. Yeah not war, not war, no, not
- 48:00Speaker 6: real war.
- 48:01Speaker 9: War.
- 48:02Speaker 1: But the thing that they don't say about these guys though,
- 48:04Speaker 1: is that like they like present well in interviews and
- 48:08Speaker 1: stuff like that. But it's like they're still on a
- 48:10Speaker 1: call of duty server, so you know what the fuck
- 48:13Speaker 1: they're saying when it's like when they're killing someone, like
- 48:16Speaker 1: they have slurs like right behind their tongue and they
- 48:20Speaker 1: could just fu fron.
- 48:22Speaker 4: You guys have no idea this like gaming is so
- 48:24Speaker 4: like lame now, like it's there's a I moderated.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Jerry is involved with it. You don't think that Jerry has.
- 48:30Speaker 7: Like let it go.
- 48:31Speaker 6: No, never, Jerry would never. But but how much does
- 48:36Speaker 6: Jerry play? Does he? Jerry play as much as you do.
- 48:38Speaker 7: No, he plays a lot.
- 48:39Speaker 6: He does.
- 48:40Speaker 4: Jerry plays a lot, like when the new he'll play
- 48:42Speaker 4: a lot when the new game comes out.
- 48:43Speaker 7: He plays with this boy.
- 48:45Speaker 4: He hasn't been playing as much. He didn't play Black
- 48:47Speaker 4: Op six a lot. No, he hasn't brought up at once. Yeah,
- 48:52Speaker 4: Jerry's got a crew. But also Jerry's like Jerry is
- 48:56Speaker 4: like an outgoing guy. Like Jerry's the kind of guy,
- 48:59Speaker 4: very fond of Jerry.
- 49:00Speaker 7: He knows every slur.
- 49:01Speaker 6: No, maybe he knows him, but maybe he knows him.
- 49:05Speaker 4: He's hurt him. Yeah, he would never say him.
- 49:07Speaker 7: I didn't say he says them, you did, I said,
- 49:09Speaker 7: he knows.
- 49:10Speaker 6: That's say loose. Those are exactly your exact words.
- 49:12Speaker 1: It's different than saying every slur. I'm saying moderate people knows.
- 49:20Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly. So he's nothing to worry.
- 49:22Speaker 6: You can't even say anything permanently.
- 49:25Speaker 4: Banned from the game chat what yep? Because of what
- 49:28Speaker 4: he said to kill himself. He told who he told
- 49:31Speaker 4: a dude to kill himself whoa well, not in like
- 49:34Speaker 4: a serious way killed the guy. He went, kill yourself, pussy,
- 49:40Speaker 4: And he got banned permanently.
- 49:41Speaker 6: And then that kid's parents were like, hey.
- 49:44Speaker 4: Yeah, they contacted him via the ACT Division.
- 49:47Speaker 1: Yeah, the chat through the Kent Boarding School admissions office.
- 49:54Speaker 1: We were we were outside camp boarding school today. I
- 49:57Speaker 1: couldn't believe what boarding school kids look like. Also, there
- 50:00Speaker 1: were some in front of us on line that were
- 50:02Speaker 1: billionaires because they couldn't stop talking about it.
- 50:04Speaker 6: Yeah, billionaires, billionaires, truly billionaires.
- 50:08Speaker 7: If we had a mind to kidnap, I don't.
- 50:11Speaker 4: Know if I would say kidnap, maybe hold ransom.
- 50:14Speaker 7: I'm saying if we had a mind kidnap, I don't have.
- 50:18Speaker 6: More of a strategic way though, it's a general that's
- 50:22Speaker 6: more thinking when you hear kidnapping, what's your normal kidnaps?
- 50:25Speaker 6: That human trafficking? What is it? Human trafficking? Okay is
- 50:30Speaker 6: my immediate thought. When I think of kidnapping, I immediately
- 50:32Speaker 6: think ransom, really hold hostage, calling the parents to deliver
- 50:39Speaker 6: one million.
- 50:41Speaker 1: That's the movie Ransom with Mel Gibson. But I think
- 50:44Speaker 1: it's more of like a Brazilian thing these days.
- 50:46Speaker 7: I think.
- 50:48Speaker 6: They got into it.
- 50:50Speaker 7: Really, you don't think so Brazilian kidnapping.
- 50:53Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 50:53Speaker 4: I mean, I I definitely think. Yeah, my mind goes
- 50:56Speaker 4: to human trafficking all the time. Not all the time,
- 50:59Speaker 4: you know, that's not where my mind's always going him
- 51:03Speaker 4: in that context.
- 51:04Speaker 6: What is human trafficking to you? Taking a human and
- 51:08Speaker 6: trafficking them to another location, selling them into bondage or
- 51:13Speaker 6: something like that.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Yeah, mm, the top There is no kidnapping capital of
- 51:20Speaker 1: the world, but there's some some top dogs Mexico, Venezuela
- 51:24Speaker 1: and Nigeria, Syria, Yemen, Afghanistan and even Trinidad.
- 51:30Speaker 6: Trinidad really say that.
- 51:34Speaker 1: Cities like referred to as the kidnapping capital. Jesus Christ.
- 51:43Speaker 6: Going somewhere.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Same brother, Oh no, I better not. I'm enjoying myself
- 51:53Speaker 1: way too much to have water. Why are you still
- 51:56Speaker 1: in your outside jacket because.
- 51:57Speaker 6: It's fucking freezing in here.
- 51:59Speaker 7: There's a five are roaring? What are you talking about?
- 52:02Speaker 4: Yeah, but like that's it's we're pretty far away from it.
- 52:06Speaker 1: You're at more clothes than you were when you were fishing.
- 52:08Speaker 6: No, no, I'm in the exact same clothes.
- 52:10Speaker 1: Well it's the same clothes then, except the waiters. But
- 52:13Speaker 1: you haven't stripped down at all.
- 52:15Speaker 4: I took my jacket off and then I went outside
- 52:18Speaker 4: to get something from the car, and then I never
- 52:20Speaker 4: took it back off because I put it back on
- 52:23Speaker 4: when I'm out the car.
- 52:25Speaker 7: It was crazy seeing Tom Brady in this neighborhood. I
- 52:30Speaker 7: just couldn't believe it.
- 52:31Speaker 1: On the I guess on Wednesday is the perfect day
- 52:33Speaker 1: to see him in the neighborhood.
- 52:36Speaker 6: What it's like.
- 52:36Speaker 7: Don't you think he'd be like having to go somewhere
- 52:39Speaker 7: this week?
- 52:41Speaker 6: The goat, the goat.
- 52:44Speaker 1: So tomorrow we're gonna do a little bit of water skiing.
- 52:48Speaker 1: We're doing uh yeah, we're Francis has A. He has
- 52:53Speaker 1: a jet ski hooked up to a bungee cord in
- 52:57Speaker 1: a lappool that we're gonna water.
- 52:59Speaker 6: Ski by small small sort of not going far. Yeah, yeah,
- 53:04Speaker 6: of course. Yeah. So you gotta hit it, turn it.
- 53:08Speaker 6: Wait wait wait wait, quick turn, quick turn. Then hit
- 53:13Speaker 6: it again. But you gotta slow it down real fast
- 53:16Speaker 6: flat fishing. Yes, as fast as you as fast as
- 53:21Speaker 6: you hit it. You gotta decelerate immediately to lean on
- 53:25Speaker 6: the left. You get one second of top speed.
- 53:28Speaker 4: One of my neighbors when I was growing up had
- 53:31Speaker 4: a there his dad built like a zip line and
- 53:34Speaker 4: uh and we did it and I went, I mean
- 53:38Speaker 4: just smashed into the tree and just collapsed to the ground.
- 53:45Speaker 4: It was insane, And it was like I remember like
- 53:47Speaker 4: looking back on him being like what was the strategy?
- 53:51Speaker 4: Like there was no there was never a thought about
- 53:54Speaker 4: like all right, no, how are we going to stop
- 53:55Speaker 4: ourselves once we're going sixty miles per hour? And it
- 54:00Speaker 4: was just like a hill, So it was just like
- 54:03Speaker 4: the top of the yard to the bottom. There was
- 54:05Speaker 4: never like an up to slow down.
- 54:08Speaker 6: It was just down.
- 54:09Speaker 1: I don't even think the brakes of that kind of
- 54:11Speaker 1: thing got invented until like after Home Alone came out.
- 54:14Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's recent technology.
- 54:16Speaker 1: People were just ziplining like across places for so long.
- 54:20Speaker 6: Yeah, big time.
- 54:21Speaker 7: Wow, how steep was it?
- 54:22Speaker 1: How far was it?
- 54:24Speaker 7: It was like a drop.
- 54:26Speaker 6: It wasn't like a big drop. It was just on
- 54:28Speaker 6: a hill.
- 54:29Speaker 1: So it was like probably even though a slight drop
- 54:32Speaker 1: on a zip line, though, but you need some kind
- 54:34Speaker 1: of apparatus that's going to slow you when you get
- 54:36Speaker 1: into the last.
- 54:37Speaker 6: Sixteen feet exactly.
- 54:38Speaker 7: It was like a little bit fun and cheeky. Now
- 54:40Speaker 7: you smoke the fucking wall.
- 54:42Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't want to talk eggs out. You don't
- 54:44Speaker 6: want to bail at all at any point.
- 54:46Speaker 4: Because you're like sitting on a thing. So it's kind
- 54:48Speaker 4: of awkward on a zipline when.
- 54:51Speaker 7: It's like a little round seat that you sait on.
- 54:54Speaker 4: No, now I can't remember, well, you were sitting on it.
- 54:57Speaker 4: I don't remember if I was. Yeah, I must have been.
- 55:00Speaker 6: It was like, dude, don't sit on it, don't put
- 55:03Speaker 6: it up here. What we're going to use it again?
- 55:06Speaker 5: Man?
- 55:07Speaker 6: I was next. It was hanging from the bar and
- 55:12Speaker 6: you're sitting on it.
- 55:14Speaker 7: I might have sat on I need someone to sit
- 55:16Speaker 7: on the other side of this to counterway it out.
- 55:18Speaker 4: I might have.
- 55:20Speaker 6: I think I might have sat on.
- 55:21Speaker 7: It, put yours on it, like the coat hanger.
- 55:24Speaker 4: But is it it's still a zip line if it
- 55:26Speaker 4: has a seat, I agree with you.
- 55:28Speaker 1: I think if it's like a round seat and it's
- 55:30Speaker 1: like hanging down, it's more like a T bar, could
- 55:33Speaker 1: be more of a T bar. But I've never even
- 55:36Speaker 1: thought about a T bar. I've played a heather ball though.
- 55:41Speaker 6: Yeah, have you? I know Francis has, of course Francis has.
- 55:47Speaker 6: I hadn't the wars, the wars that used to happen
- 55:51Speaker 6: between me and TC half and refer on the tether
- 55:54Speaker 6: ball court. I mean it would get right to the end,
- 55:57Speaker 6: and both of us were so good at that last
- 56:00Speaker 6: jump to do the final block as the guy tried
- 56:05Speaker 6: to finish it off, and then someone would inevitably call Carrie.
- 56:10Speaker 6: There'd be controversy, of course, But I was very good.
- 56:13Speaker 6: I mean I was, I was a legend.
- 56:17Speaker 1: I've I had a conversation within the last week in
- 56:20Speaker 1: our office with about four other people that like, you
- 56:23Speaker 1: probably got recruited for the CIA, but like there was
- 56:27Speaker 1: a mental fragility point that you you just weren't.
- 56:31Speaker 7: You just didn't pass.
- 56:32Speaker 1: I mean that you were like there physically oh yeah,
- 56:36Speaker 1: and that like there was just like a couple moments
- 56:39Speaker 1: would have just like seized you from the opportunity because
- 56:42Speaker 1: you could have been an operative.
- 56:44Speaker 7: You could have been in the field.
- 56:45Speaker 6: Well that was the first dream. But it also is
- 56:49Speaker 6: possible that they somehow did send me a letter or
- 56:52Speaker 6: some means of telling me, yeah, you might be in
- 56:55Speaker 6: the midst of you've been passed through to the next round.
- 56:57Speaker 6: But I've never got it. I never opened that a
- 57:00Speaker 6: corn at the park bench and missed my calling ended
- 57:05Speaker 6: up with be you know.
- 57:06Speaker 1: Someone gave you a cappuccino with like a code word
- 57:09Speaker 1: like the bird flies at midnight.
- 57:11Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like, I'm never coming to this lesbian
- 57:14Speaker 6: cappuccino again, because that's supposed to mean this is an
- 57:19Speaker 6: unrealistic Yeah, no.
- 57:22Speaker 4: No, do the it would be I would I think
- 57:24Speaker 4: being in the being in like the CIA or the
- 57:26Speaker 4: FBI would be sick.
- 57:28Speaker 6: Which would you prefer. I'd want to be in the field, though,
- 57:31Speaker 6: for sure. Which would you prefer? FI or CIA? Probably FBI?
- 57:36Speaker 6: Really CIA? What is the CIA is foreign? FBI is domestic.
- 57:42Speaker 6: That's the only difference. Well it's not the only difference,
- 57:45Speaker 6: but the CIA is meant to only operate about issues
- 57:49Speaker 6: that are dealing with like foreign issues, foreign policy problems,
- 57:53Speaker 6: averting threats to America, or like manipulating situations abroad to
- 57:58Speaker 6: me in Afghanistan. Yeah, come on, be in the interest
- 58:02Speaker 6: in the United States. FBI is all like threats to America. Yeah, easy,
- 58:07Speaker 6: Or you know, major conspiracies.
- 58:10Speaker 1: That's too much like cyber that's all cyber. Actually that
- 58:13Speaker 1: maybe that's why you will be good.
- 58:15Speaker 6: You don't think the c i A is cyber.
- 58:17Speaker 7: C i A is like you're fucking you're putting the
- 58:21Speaker 7: crampons on.
- 58:22Speaker 6: You're going no some of them.
- 58:30Speaker 4: But I think the FBI has that too. Field agents.
- 58:34Speaker 6: CIA is cooler than the FBI, but you could argue
- 58:38Speaker 6: that the FBI is like more American and noble.
- 58:41Speaker 4: I think the FBI is cooler than the CIA. Really,
- 58:44Speaker 4: those jackets, dude, I would spend three hundred.
- 58:47Speaker 6: Dollars for one of those jackets. I think those things
- 58:50Speaker 6: are sick. I think the CIA is fucking cool.
- 58:53Speaker 4: I'm not knocking the CIA like a bone to pick.
- 58:58Speaker 4: My only thing would be, you can't if you're if
- 59:00Speaker 4: you're one of those people in the CIA, you can't
- 59:02Speaker 4: tell anyone that you're doing that, so you're living a
- 59:04Speaker 4: life of people CI China to take care of my
- 59:08Speaker 4: flower shop again.
- 59:09Speaker 6: I think that people My guess is that people in
- 59:12Speaker 6: the CIA get off to telling people like I work
- 59:16Speaker 6: in the State Department, don't ask any more questions.
- 59:19Speaker 7: They're always at there, They're at like.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Are in Lagos, Nigeria, and they're just like, oh boy,
- 59:28Speaker 1: another mission.
- 59:29Speaker 7: You know, they're like pretending to be British.
- 59:32Speaker 6: We've we've definitely romanticized I think CIA people in you know,
- 59:37Speaker 6: film and TV and stuff like that. But I do
- 59:41Speaker 6: think that uh, in reality, I.
- 59:45Speaker 1: Mean the whole FBI is like this is this is
- 59:47Speaker 1: our crime scene. Now you're out of your jurisdiction.
- 59:50Speaker 4: That's like FBI Like that's because you're talking about shows
- 59:54Speaker 4: about local where the FBI comes in to actually solve
- 59:58Speaker 4: the case.
- 59:59Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: What like FBI like case have you studied there involvement
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: in and then like this is what it really is,
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: Like yeah, exactly, you watched the movie SWAT.
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: You're like, no, I was actually thinking about that that
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: Hulu show about nine to eleven, the Looming Tower.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: That's CI a bro that's fucking foreign threats.
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: Yeah, they talked about how the CIA caused nine to eleven.
- 1:00:28Speaker 6: Wait, wasn't it a FBI? Though mostly No, that guy
- 1:00:33Speaker 6: who is played by the lead is Jeff Bridges is
- 1:00:36Speaker 6: uh No, Jeff Jeff Fisher Daniels, the guy, the big Bridges,
- 1:00:41Speaker 6: the big guy, the guy who has all like the
- 1:00:44Speaker 6: multiple families. Yeah, yeah, he's the BI.
- 1:00:47Speaker 4: Yeah, but he was like the good guy to an extent.
- 1:00:50Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's fiction eleven. No.
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: No, if the FBI is the good guy, I don't know,
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: but that the CIA is definitely the best it can be.
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: I don't think there was a better or worse. I
- 1:01:03Speaker 4: think it was just they wouldn't communicate with each other.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: The only thing that'd be hard about CIA is knowing
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: the other language, being in fucking Yemen and having to
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: speak well.
- 1:01:13Speaker 6: I think they probably have to know that when they
- 1:01:15Speaker 6: get there.
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: I don't think they get thrown out there and they're
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: like pulling up Duolingo or whatever it's called.
- 1:01:20Speaker 6: When I applied, I've told this before, but when I applied, yeah.
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: To the CIA, Yeah shit, I didn't even know you could.
- 1:01:28Speaker 4: I thought you had to get selected. Well I applied,
- 1:01:31Speaker 4: I felt like they come to you never got selected.
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: It's a very long I remember it being an incredibly
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: long application. I remember it being like thirty six PDF
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: pages or whatever.
- 1:01:44Speaker 6: I'm sure. But the languages that they specified that they wanted,
- 1:01:49Speaker 6: They were like, do you speak any foreign languages? And
- 1:01:51Speaker 6: then they I think they put in parentheses the following
- 1:01:55Speaker 6: languages are you know, preferred or like ideal?
- 1:01:59Speaker 7: Don't say?
- 1:02:00Speaker 6: Of course it was Arabic, Of course it was Russian.
- 1:02:03Speaker 6: I remember it being Portuguese, and uh, I want to
- 1:02:09Speaker 6: say that it was.
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: Whenever the hell they're speaking in North Korea.
- 1:02:15Speaker 6: No, it wasn't Korean. It might have been. It might
- 1:02:19Speaker 6: have been Chinese, but I don't think it was Chinese.
- 1:02:23Speaker 6: I don't know. No, it was like, what the it
- 1:02:27Speaker 6: might have been FARSI, yeah, I think it was Farsi, Arabic,
- 1:02:32Speaker 6: Russian and Portuguese, any of those four if you spoke
- 1:02:37Speaker 6: that that was something I really wanted you to note.
- 1:02:40Speaker 6: And I was like, I speak French like a douche.
- 1:02:44Speaker 6: The problems in Paris. No, never, not once ever in
- 1:02:49Speaker 6: the history of mankind have we wondered what they're up to.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: All Right, Francis Alas was sending you to santro Pei.
- 1:02:58Speaker 7: We need you to go to nice.
- 1:03:00Speaker 6: The old mission is to observe why they don't like Americans.
- 1:03:07Speaker 7: Yeah, that is the dream they should be.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: I mean, they never gave us the option to learn
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: Farsi in fucking grade school. They said fuckings trace see
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: fucking I.
- 1:03:19Speaker 4: Think we literally had uh actually no, we had Spanish
- 1:03:22Speaker 4: French sign language and then like Latin.
- 1:03:27Speaker 7: Imagine being the sign language spy.
- 1:03:31Speaker 6: Right, gotta be quick with your hands. Do you want
- 1:03:34Speaker 6: to talk about our fishing today at all?
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:03:37Speaker 6: I mean I I don't. Will this be out, this
- 1:03:41Speaker 6: is before.
- 1:03:42Speaker 7: This will be on Tuesday. Fishing will come out on Wednesday.
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: Okay, so preview it. Yeah, it's gonna be a great video.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: It's gonna be very funny, very funny. You don't need
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: to like fishing to watch it, correct, Yeah, you know.
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: At all?
- 1:04:00Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't want to say too much.
- 1:04:02Speaker 4: Watch the video. Yeah, yeah, check it out. It's gonna
- 1:04:05Speaker 4: be funny. Yeah, a great video.
- 1:04:06Speaker 7: We're super outside and it just uh, I mean, we
- 1:04:09Speaker 7: really made it. We made it happen.
- 1:04:12Speaker 6: We're here, we've done it.
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: Yeah. The state and this is this is like a
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: company like like Orvis's changed to like kind of come
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: put there there you go there, you go and put
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: your flag in it definitely, because it super already interested,
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: like I mean, those are brothers, yeah, true, already.
- 1:04:32Speaker 6: Looking at to be If you want to be involved more,
- 1:04:35Speaker 6: you know where to talk to.
- 1:04:36Speaker 7: This is going to be bi monthly, bi monthly.
- 1:04:41Speaker 6: Twice a month or once every after month.
- 1:04:45Speaker 7: Every other week.
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: I saw how nice it was up here, and I
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I think that you should
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: spend more time than Francis is upstate spot.
- 1:04:56Speaker 7: It's not far. Alf commuic cle his commuter barstool was
- 1:05:01Speaker 7: like an hour and a half.
- 1:05:02Speaker 6: There you go. We made it up here and not
- 1:05:05Speaker 6: too much more time than that.
- 1:05:06Speaker 7: We didn't even hit the butcher, No, we didn't know.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: We flew Yeah, sass poured a fucking red bull out
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: the window.
- 1:05:15Speaker 6: Oh my god. So Harry's sitting in the back and
- 1:05:21Speaker 6: he opens the window and the highway and I thought
- 1:05:25Speaker 6: he was.
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: Going to rip a vape, just like you crack a window,
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: you rip a vape.
- 1:05:29Speaker 6: He opened the babe. Yeah. In fact, one time I
- 1:05:33Speaker 6: was got robby with him and he ripped his vape
- 1:05:36Speaker 6: and blew a cloud so thick I couldn't see the
- 1:05:39Speaker 6: fucking windshield and I opened my window and he goes,
- 1:05:44Speaker 6: now that's going too far. I was so mad. He
- 1:05:49Speaker 6: was like, what are we doing here? Come on now?
- 1:05:52Speaker 6: I was like, dude, I don't want to inhale your
- 1:05:54Speaker 6: fucking ship.
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: When you watch the fucking lines go across your face
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: like this scent line from a pie in a cartoon,
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: you know that it's too much.
- 1:06:05Speaker 6: Babe, too much. Yeah, he opened the window and he
- 1:06:11Speaker 6: took his energy drink. It was like this.
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: So I had a sugar free energy drink and I
- 1:06:16Speaker 4: had probably this much left in it.
- 1:06:18Speaker 7: It was not that much.
- 1:06:19Speaker 6: I swear to god, it was this much.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: He said that it was like a cow pyeing the heads.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: It was like a fucking fire hose.
- 1:06:27Speaker 6: Like, yeah, it's like when you stick your hand in
- 1:06:29Speaker 6: a sprinkler. And why watched it go in many different dress.
- 1:06:32Speaker 7: Like stick your hand out of window, and it's like.
- 1:06:35Speaker 6: I went to pour it out the window.
- 1:06:36Speaker 4: It really like only like half of it probably came out.
- 1:06:40Speaker 4: And you guys said that it exploded on the person's
- 1:06:42Speaker 4: when she blattered.
- 1:06:44Speaker 6: It sprayed. First of all, the woman.
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: D car, she like kind of had a jimmy her
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: wheel because she like lost control for a second.
- 1:06:54Speaker 6: Yeah, she was driving pretty close. She was tailing me
- 1:06:57Speaker 6: almost seventy and his drink just evaporated all over her windshield.
- 1:07:04Speaker 6: And I watched her turn on her windshield wipers to
- 1:07:08Speaker 6: wipe his drink off of her fucking windshield.
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: I really I never considered that. But I still don't
- 1:07:19Speaker 4: think it was as much as you guys are saying.
- 1:07:21Speaker 4: But I didn't ever think of that.
- 1:07:23Speaker 6: I watched it happen, and I watched her go like that,
- 1:07:27Speaker 6: like what the reason it was?
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: Because there was already put the rest of the drink
- 1:07:32Speaker 4: and it had already spilled it.
- 1:07:33Speaker 6: You already spilled it in the cup holders, and you
- 1:07:35Speaker 6: blame the coup holders for being too small. No, my
- 1:07:38Speaker 6: drink was too small for the couple. Oh that's what
- 1:07:40Speaker 6: it was.
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: The shocks for fifteen minutes, that the shocks of.
- 1:07:46Speaker 6: You really feel every rock and pebble on the way there,
- 1:07:49Speaker 6: he said, watching his energy drink bounce around the gargantu.
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: You agreed with me, you said, yeah, you feel everything.
- 1:07:57Speaker 6: I said, you feel everything. But maybe I'm a guy
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: who wants to feel it everything. You don't ever think
- 1:08:01Speaker 6: of that you like to feel it all? I want
- 1:08:03Speaker 6: to know the road of course.
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't know why you wouldn't finish the drink.
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: It's an eight ounce energy drink.
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: Like it was its first all, it is a twelve
- 1:08:11Speaker 4: ounce energy drink. And second of all, because I didn't
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: need all twelve ounces.
- 1:08:15Speaker 7: So why would you buy it if you don't want to?
- 1:08:17Speaker 6: Because typically I did.
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: What's going to happen if you have the last two
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: ounces that you're going to be on this car ride,
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: that's going to ruin it that you have to like
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: put down a window and start pouring it outside.
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: I'm sensitive to caffeine, that one extra.
- 1:08:32Speaker 6: I know my limits. I got dogs for you. Yeah,
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: switch to tea?
- 1:08:39Speaker 7: You to with that? No, I've got sisters that are
- 1:08:44Speaker 7: lowering their their l d L levels.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: By ninety points by switching.
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: To tea really from sugar free energy drinks.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's the basically, it's the nature statin.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: It's the cholesterol buster. Some elderberry, some uh, some ginger
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: tea maybe some ginger tea.
- 1:09:04Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta give that a try.
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: That'll get you right. Some dandelion tea that'll get you right.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: Are you a tea man?
- 1:09:11Speaker 6: I like tea very much but I I'll be honest,
- 1:09:14Speaker 6: it's been a long time since I had a cup
- 1:09:16Speaker 6: of kick.
- 1:09:18Speaker 4: I love I love having having a cup of in
- 1:09:21Speaker 4: like a comedy green room.
- 1:09:24Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
- 1:09:26Speaker 7: My sister went to Ireland and she would just be like, oh,
- 1:09:29Speaker 7: it's half two.
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: Time for a cupa And just like she wouldn't be
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: like joking, she would just like say, it's like Irish
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: person in the back of a cab. Even like my
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: permissive like dad would be like, what are you talking about?
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: Half to, Like you don't have to go to Ireland,
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: and like, forget what two thirty means?
- 1:09:49Speaker 7: Now it's half two?
- 1:09:52Speaker 6: Half too?
- 1:09:53Speaker 7: Is half three? I need a copa?
- 1:09:57Speaker 6: I'm gonna start saying that half to Kappa.
- 1:10:02Speaker 7: Oh I could. I'm keen for a cupa. I'm so
- 1:10:05Speaker 7: keen for a.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: All right, all right, cool there we feel good.
- 1:10:10Speaker 7: How much time? How much bonus time?
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: Was?
- 1:10:12Speaker 6: I think that was more than enough?
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:10:14Speaker 6: Yeah? All right, all right, tweet, Thanks everybody, Thanks everybody
- 1:10:18Speaker 6: for listening. This week continues on.
- 1:10:20Speaker 4: Yeah, keep up up if you haven't seen anything yet,
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: and yeah, more content throughout the week.
- 1:10:27Speaker 6: Goodbye was.
- 1:10:49Speaker 5: Still under gun.
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: Get rid.
- 1:11:04Speaker 9: I was only fallen one way. I was only falling
- 1:11:12Speaker 9: one bad jade. We drifted.
- 1:11:21Speaker 5: Foo Foo was.
- 1:11:27Speaker 9: So so then you need summon No, I'm coming. I
- 1:11:38Speaker 9: was on a phone in longer, I was on a
- 1:11:45Speaker 9: phone in lie I was on your phone in one way.
- 1:11:55Speaker 9: I was on the phone on.
- 1:12:02Speaker 5: Strange be.
- 1:12:12Speaker 9: Don't get ta.
- 1:12:19Speaker 5: Falling one way, Sae. Just a distan the bas fast
- 1:12:35Speaker 5: on back of the call.
- 1:12:38Speaker 9: Just a man. Really take ahead. If you guess, you
- 1:13:17Speaker 9: blames Chio the j don't it sa