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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Ben Simmons DUMPED, Dak's SMART MOVE, Urban Meyer WRONGED · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Alright, alright, comment alive from filling It's the Polly and
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  Speaker 1: Tony Foolsco Show as always, Polly Foolsco. Here with Tony
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  Speaker 1: Foolsco and Dony. You know, we have to admit to
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  Speaker 1: our audience because we always keep it straight with the audience,
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  Speaker 1: don't we always do? People. You may be wondering. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we've gotten a lot of letters, you know, complaints, where's
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  Speaker 1: Polly and Tony? Where you're going to the grocery store? People?
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  Speaker 1: Weren't you gonna do a podcast? What are we doing
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  Speaker 1: over here? It's terrible, I tell you. I know every
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  Speaker 1: time I go I have to like run down the
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  Speaker 1: aisles and grab my food. Anyway, we'll tell you people.
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  Speaker 1: Big contract dispute with the powers that be at Apple
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  Speaker 1: and Spotify. Now we called them up and we said, hey, look,
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  Speaker 1: we've been doing the show for you. You've given us nothing,
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  Speaker 1: so we're not doing another one until you pay us
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  Speaker 1: a hundred million bucks. You know what. No response from
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  Speaker 1: those cowards. Didn't even get a phone call, and you
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  Speaker 1: know that is total disrespecting. Tony, You and I were
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  Speaker 1: discussed it. We said we can't be doing business with
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  Speaker 1: these charlatans. But after a while, you know, we owe
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  Speaker 1: it to the audience to come back, you know, so
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  Speaker 1: we're doing this under protest until Apple Spotify they wise up,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, we actually, you know, we had to
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  Speaker 1: come back because we're celebrating a major milestone for US
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  Speaker 1: twenty three and full disclosure here too. I did get
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  Speaker 1: the COVID, uh, no problem. I fought it off easy,
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  Speaker 1: no problem. I was in the hospital a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Tony, I didn't want to mention it. I
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  Speaker 1: felt through it tough. But you know, luckily enough, no problems.
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  Speaker 1: His immune system worked naturally, people naturally. And it's good
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  Speaker 1: because now I got all the antibodies all over the place,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And you did it the right white Tony.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you took it like a man instead of
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  Speaker 1: these other pussy's who go you know, the CVS and
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  Speaker 1: they're so afraid now. Uh. But the one thing we're
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  Speaker 1: not vaccinated from dough is our producer, Jay, who is
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  Speaker 1: still here. Couldn't get rid of him. Uh. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we've tried, just you know a lot of shitty resumes
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  Speaker 1: that we get, and we know we're just pretty terrible.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we need someone to do whatever the funk
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  Speaker 1: he does. Nobody knows, but um, you know, look, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be listening today's show and you're gonna see some
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  Speaker 1: improvements because we're always you know, the show is always great.
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  Speaker 1: It really can't approve, but it's gonna be an improvement
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  Speaker 1: for you the listener because there's no guest today and
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  Speaker 1: because we listen to you. You know, your people always saying, hey, Pauli, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: we don't want to hear from your stupid guests, and
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  Speaker 1: you know we don't either. You know, last year we
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  Speaker 1: had a total disaster with the Eric Dickinson, remember him,
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  Speaker 1: he chose to forget exactly had the balls to come
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  Speaker 1: on the show during super Bowl week when he never
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  Speaker 1: even played in the super Bowl. We had what the
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fund do we talk about?
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  Speaker 1: Unbelievable Eric Dickinson, more like Eric Vaginason. There you go, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: Well said again, Tony Covid didn't take your form. It
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  Speaker 1: may have taken your lung right, be your breathing for
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  Speaker 1: about four straight months back like ever, Now, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. Now on the subject that, let's go. Since
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  Speaker 1: we've been gone, you know you're probably wondering, Hey, what
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  Speaker 1: do Paulie and Tony think about all these stories we're
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  Speaker 1: hearing about what good knows? Because, uh, we're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: as we say in the business a segment. That's what
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  Speaker 1: they call into the business a segment gone behind the
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  Speaker 1: scenes here. Yeah, yeah, you get an education with the show. Now. Look,
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  Speaker 1: the last thing people need is another hack top ten list,
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  Speaker 1: not too many, right, that could do that in my sleep? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you do. In fact, I've slept next to you. You
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  Speaker 1: do top ten lists in your sleep. It's amazing people.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta hear it. Anyway, we're gonna do something. We
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  Speaker 1: got a better idea. We're gonna count down the biggest
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  Speaker 1: stories we haven't talked about in the past seven months
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  Speaker 1: or however long it's been. It's a segment called top
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  Speaker 1: eleven Top Let's do it. See there you go pay
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  Speaker 1: for top eleven already. You know you're gonna get an
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  Speaker 1: extra one exactly. You turn on the TV or Top
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  Speaker 1: ten list, Top ten greatest, this, top ten, come on.
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  Speaker 1: It's not enough, as they say, as they say, more
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  Speaker 1: is more, right, Tony, Yeah, you know when you're going
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  Speaker 1: into the Pole and Tony Fusco show, you're getting value.
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  Speaker 1: You'll get an extra you don't get anywhere else. Yeah. Now,
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  Speaker 1: before we get into the list his extra are you
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  Speaker 1: for you? We're gonna give some mentions to people and
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  Speaker 1: story lines that didn't make the list. Number one on
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  Speaker 1: that Tom Brady's retirement. Nobody gives a ship, nobody gives
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  Speaker 1: a fun number. Ram's winning the Super Bowl? Boring as fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Did that even happen? I don't even care. Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: just get into it. You know what we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start at number eleven. Let's all right. This Last
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  Speaker 1: Dance documentary that everyone was at had a hub up
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  Speaker 1: about you know, you know it's been going on forever
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  Speaker 1: Jordan's I gotta tell you, I watched this thing. Jordan
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  Speaker 1: had twenty eight years to work on that thing, and
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  Speaker 1: it was terrible, was there, Tony? Yeah? You know what
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  Speaker 1: the difference between watching The Last Dance and watching Michael
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  Speaker 1: Jordan's jerk off Nothing, that's a trick question. That the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. Most most importantly, it was disrespectful to the
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  Speaker 1: real champions, the real heroes of that team who, as
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  Speaker 1: we all know, we're Bill Cartwright and Will per do
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  Speaker 1: right right. Don't explain to them the lineage hid the impotent.
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  Speaker 1: For this is basketball is a big man's game. It's
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  Speaker 1: not about the little guy shooting. No step Curry, oh,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's. It's the big man's game doing the dirty
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  Speaker 1: work underneath, underneath, you know, Bill right, the will produce
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  Speaker 1: all the way Paulie to today, the Joel em Beads,
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  Speaker 1: the Nicola Djokovic is of the world. There you go,
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  Speaker 1: and you know a perfect segue, you know, Tony, that's
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  Speaker 1: why you're a professional. Thank you, perfect into our number ten.
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  Speaker 1: Possibly I've never booked this up. A relation of Nicola Djokovic,
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  Speaker 1: Novak Djokovic, who who really won the Australian Open because
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  Speaker 1: he did something that's better than competing. You know, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: the best way to compete is by not competing at all.
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  Speaker 1: Look at boxing. Who's the most eight boxer of all time?
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  Speaker 1: Paulie George Foreman, of course when he was for that's true,
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  Speaker 1: I apologize. Who's the second greatest box probably probably Trevor Burbeck.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta put it in number through, you know, because
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  Speaker 1: you know he did beat I was gonna say Mohammed Ali,
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  Speaker 1: but head to head, but the third grade we always
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  Speaker 1: talk about Mohammed Ali. But what do we always talk
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  Speaker 1: about all the documentaries, what are they about, Paul? Are
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  Speaker 1: they about the boxing matches? This is a great point, Tonty.
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  Speaker 1: They're about Mohammed Ali, not boxing, right, not competing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we gotta we do respect him as a
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  Speaker 1: businessman like we did taken on Apple and Spotify by
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  Speaker 1: not doing right, because that's how you win. But we
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  Speaker 1: gotta say we don't agree with the single fucking thing
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  Speaker 1: that guy did. Unpatriotic, Unamerican. But from a business perspective, smart,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get credit where it's Dove smart, all right,
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  Speaker 1: good and giving credit where it's Tony perfect. People, if
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  Speaker 1: you're in the business a young coming up, listen to
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  Speaker 1: Tony does segues he's always looking ahead. He's thinking how
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  Speaker 1: do I connect the dots? Here? Number nine a guy
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  Speaker 1: who deserves more credit and credit where he's due. Urban Maya,
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  Speaker 1: who sadly got fired for getting a lap dance on
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  Speaker 1: a cell phone video and uh, you know doing you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know who the real jerk here is. And you
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  Speaker 1: know the real is the person paping Urban Maya. Who
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  Speaker 1: the hell, who the hell what who's firing that guy?
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  Speaker 1: Who the hell goes to these bars and he's sitting
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  Speaker 1: there with the cell. If I was sitting there, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: what would happen if you're sitting there and you know
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  Speaker 1: some girls grinding against you, Johnson, and you see some
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  Speaker 1: shamool over there with the phone, what would you do?
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what I would do. I would kick
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  Speaker 1: his fucking ass all over the fucking club, and then
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  Speaker 1: I'd finish my left dance. It's a sweetheart. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: my thrope, it's the COVID, long COVID sweetheart. He finish
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  Speaker 1: your work. No interruption to business, all right? Number eight?
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  Speaker 1: A more recent story here, Juwan Howard, who, as you
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  Speaker 1: all know, you know, hit the Wisconsin coach after the
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  Speaker 1: game for some reason. Let's not even get into his paper. No,
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  Speaker 1: this is college basketball, thank you. What's with the uproar here?
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  Speaker 1: What happened to the girl days? You know when coaches
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  Speaker 1: used to after every game, you know, as a kind
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  Speaker 1: of ritual, you just beat the ship out of the
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  Speaker 1: other coach. Right. People want to talk about getting rid
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  Speaker 1: of the handshake line. When are you gonna get to
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  Speaker 1: punch the other coach? I think you gotta keep it,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta, I think you gotta take it further. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you go out to his car in the parking lot,
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  Speaker 1: you take a ship in the car. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: leave it there so he knows he didn't win. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you know, you go to his house and your
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  Speaker 1: banger's wife, your banger's wife. So when he comes home,
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  Speaker 1: you're all happy. He's ready to celebrate his when you're there,
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  Speaker 1: you are. Yeah. How you like this? Full court press? Coach?
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  Speaker 1: How you like that? It leads to another just baffling
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  Speaker 1: situation that we still can't get over. Of course, we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about number seven on this list, Dak Prescott's QB
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  Speaker 1: sneake with you know, twelve seconds left? Smart? Smart, don't
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  Speaker 1: he right? Great? Girl, the defenses zig, you have to
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  Speaker 1: zig even harder. And what we mean is what's happening
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  Speaker 1: on a hail Mary? He got ten defenders in the
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  Speaker 1: end zone, all looking up at the sky. So what
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  Speaker 1: do you do instead of throwing the ball where everyone's
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  Speaker 1: looking QUB sneak? Right, Paulie, you've got exactly QB sneak.
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  Speaker 1: You're running down the field. They got their eyes in
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  Speaker 1: the sky. Meanwhile, by the time they looked down, you're
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  Speaker 1: already at the ten yard line. You know, I think
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  Speaker 1: ready to school. I don't I think what you need
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  Speaker 1: on more qub sneaks at the end of the game,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's become you know, everybody knows you're gonna pass.
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  Speaker 1: You got to outspot the opponent. That's why I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fund is he doing? Sliding? He could have
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  Speaker 1: walked into the end zone because everyone was looking in
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  Speaker 1: the sky. You know what. At number six on the list, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: we had the Giants firing Joe Judge. Uh who put
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  Speaker 1: that on the list? Was Jay? How is that producing?
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  Speaker 1: New York producing Jay? Yeah? That nobody did ship about that.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody saw it coming. You're gonna be the Joe Judge
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  Speaker 1: at his podcast. Nobody gave a fuck. Nobody pays it,
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  Speaker 1: just like you. All right, let's just move on. We
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  Speaker 1: don't want to you know what, Tony, we have such
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  Speaker 1: a great flow going. Let's keep let's keep it. Let's
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  Speaker 1: not let him interrupt. Number five. Number five obviously had
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  Speaker 1: to put this on the list. The worst thing to
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  Speaker 1: happen to sports television ever, ever, Ever, it has to
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  Speaker 1: be the Manning cast. Now I can't believe my eyes
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  Speaker 1: more like my ears. I turned on Monday Night football.
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  Speaker 1: I hear the sound coming, I'm like, wait, what did
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  Speaker 1: I put the SAP on on my TV? All these
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  Speaker 1: people are talking over the game. All of a a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: I realized it's Peyton and Eli talking. It's like, what
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  Speaker 1: the fun the funk? Shut the funk up. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to watch the fucking game and they're babbling on about
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  Speaker 1: you know, Lebron James, Like why and you're putting a
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  Speaker 1: basketball guy on on football show? What? Who the funk
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  Speaker 1: came up with this ship? I motioned that they should
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  Speaker 1: replace the phrase jumped the shop with Manning cast and say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that show they really manning cast did it, because that
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: is the worst thing in television. That's a great like
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  Speaker 1: I could see that catch it on, Yeah, I could.
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  Speaker 1: I could see people saying that, like, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna say that I heard Troy Aikman going to ESPN.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna say it's a Manning He really Manning cast
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  Speaker 1: did that move? They sure did. When they put Skip
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  Speaker 1: Bayliss with the Shannon Shop, they really manning casted that one, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they sure did. Or when they let Jason Whitlock leave
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: speak for yourself, well they mann you know, one man's
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: trash is another man's treasure. You know, I think he
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  Speaker 1: hooked up with Glenn Beck. You know, now just putting
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  Speaker 1: out straight content. You know, the other day I saw
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  Speaker 1: he had nine great minutes on Kyle Rittenhouse, and I
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  Speaker 1: tell you it was such a triviute. Anyway, let's move on.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting a little. I think we got a little.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we gotta keep the countdown flowing Madona spirit.
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  Speaker 1: The horse passed away, but even so, talk about you
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't you know, they say you shouldn't kick a horse
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  Speaker 1: when it's down. They took away as Kentucky Derby victory
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  Speaker 1: and for me, no class, no class because he drank
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  Speaker 1: you know, never been proven, but uh, you know, drank
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  Speaker 1: the pig seamen the enhance. We were talking to Joe
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  Speaker 1: Tessa to a terrible guest about great episode that terrible
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  Speaker 1: guests but you know amazing, you know we we went
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  Speaker 1: if you listen to that episode, which I'm sure you did,
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  Speaker 1: you remember we went through the whole history of sports
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  Speaker 1: and horse racing, and we showed you all the great
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  Speaker 1: horses in history. We're using all the you know, you
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  Speaker 1: know band drugs, like we remember the story we heard
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  Speaker 1: that Secretariat was once spotted at the state Fair. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: he was. He was getting high on pig seamen. You
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  Speaker 1: saw him, Yeah, just taking off all these pigs cocks
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  Speaker 1: and it was talking to tear up Tony just thinking
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  Speaker 1: about it. You know what that horse gave. What the
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  Speaker 1: horse gave. Just we had to go to and go
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  Speaker 1: through all those pig cocks. He had to suck. And
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  Speaker 1: he did it as a champion and then did and
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  Speaker 1: then on his legacy by take it away. But shame on,
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  Speaker 1: shame on. You know, I'm sorry, don'ty. It makes me
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  Speaker 1: upset me too. The hot We should just chill. We
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't make kid because I can't talk. I might alright anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Number three, something that doesn't make me upset at all.
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  Speaker 1: Ben Simmons finally getting the fuck out a Philly. You
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: know we explained the soul. Well, don't he remember that
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: terrific example we had when we were talking about Philly.
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  Speaker 1: We said what we said, the process, right, how does
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: the people said? People said, oh, Ben Simmons has proof
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  Speaker 1: that the process doesn't work. No, no, you think that
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: the process does work. It's proof. It's like eating food poorly.
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  Speaker 1: You remember the food you chew, the food you swallow
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  Speaker 1: and digest. And what happens Your body keeps all the nutrients,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: all the good, and then it ships out all the
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  Speaker 1: bad so poorly. The six is just shout out Ben Simmons.
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  Speaker 1: Well see there you go. See that's the process, a
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  Speaker 1: natural process. You eat, you digest, you ship, and Ben
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  Speaker 1: Simmons is the ship. It's called the Yen and the Yen.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: And we got rid of that and finally we have
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: that cleanse. We're bringing in James Harden right at the
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: right time, in his prime, thirty eight years old, good
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  Speaker 1: to go, best he's ever been in. You know, great
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  Speaker 1: shape too, you know, I mean, we'll just we can't
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  Speaker 1: wait to watch this because we know where this is
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: at the dial. At number two, the biggest storyline that
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: you didn't get us to hear us talk about because
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: we don't waste our time tweeting. No, people say, why
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: the fun you guys don't tweet? Why don't you tweet? Please? Right?
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: You think we give away our ship for free? Yeah, exactly,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: you'll chance learned something about the business. Come never give
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  Speaker 1: it away for free social media. That's a waste of
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  Speaker 1: your time. Alright, here we go. Number two was the
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  Speaker 1: whole Eagles season. Right, huge success, just a huge success
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  Speaker 1: by every metric. You know, you had a playoff appearance,
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  Speaker 1: We won the super Bowl basically because you know, between
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: what was expected and what was achieved, no one, no
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: one in the entire league had a bigger parody between
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: those two things. Yeah, true, except for us, right, because
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: we're the ones who saw. We don't know. What do
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: we say about Jalen Hurts. All you gotta do is
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: go to is You know, people say, oh, can this
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: guy bring you a championship? I said, go to his
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Wikipedia page. People, it says right there, one national championship
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: in college. What boy, do you need to know? It's
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: it's a I hate to go. You know, people always
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: say number one on this list, you gotta go big, right, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately we got to go on a download, don't we, Tony?
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  Speaker 1: Because the number one stone but an inspiring one, true, true, true.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's time to pay you. Whatever you say to
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: someone that we lost a major figure, towering figure, you're
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: probably thinking right now, we're gonna say John Madden. But
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: unfortunately he didn't make top ten. Man, he didn't make
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: our top ten. Unfortunately. Our apologies to the family, but
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: there was a bigger loss. Of course, we're talking about
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: the greatness Bob Saget. Now you're probably saying, this is
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: a sports show, don't he PAULI why you why you're
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: bringing up Bob Sager? Well, certain people transcend sports, don't
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  Speaker 1: they tell me? They do? Right? Absolutely, absolutely tell them
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  Speaker 1: the story, Paul. You know, I tell you a couple
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: of stories with Mr Bob Saget. You know, Uh, one
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  Speaker 1: time we uh, we were shooting the pilot at Fox
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: and as you all know, a great, great opportunity for
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  Speaker 1: us and uh but one of the get for them.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: So one of the guest bookers said, uh, Bob Saget
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: would like to come on your show, and we unfortunately
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: had to say, sorry, he's not in the sports industry.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: One of my regrets. But but we do want to
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: thank Mr Saga because that clearly showed he had good taste,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: He was a good classy guy, he was content, and
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a great way to honor him.
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  Speaker 1: That to show you a little insight into the life
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  Speaker 1: of Mr Sage. Right, And don'ty you have a great
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: story though, don't you? I do. I have a great
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: story about Bob Saga, actual personal story and experience that
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I had. Uh, and this is a hundred percent troupe.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: So you know, I went to CVS to pick up
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: you if you listen to this show, you know, uh
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: my Nunn of Sylvia she needs foot cream from the pharmacy.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: So I went to CVS to pick up the foot
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: cream and I was in line, waiting, waiting. Finally I
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: got to the front and then they have that line
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: that's next to the regular line, the express pickup line,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: and this fucking guy comes up and just sucking cuts
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: in front of me. I've been waiting at thirty minutes
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: and there's a line behind me. Just comes right up, YadA, YadA,
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  Speaker 1: fucking right what up to the front of line and
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: goes to cut me. And then all of a sudden,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I said, I looked over and it was fucking Bob Saggett,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: and I was like, this motherfucker just fucking cut me,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: this fucking Hollywood hot shot. I turned around to the
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: guy behind me and I said, do you believe this
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: fucking asshole thinks he's better than us? He just cut us.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: And then the guy said, hey, bro, that's not Bob Saget.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I said, are you sure it looks just like him,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: and the guy said, no, no, it's definitely not Bob Saget.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: So there you go, the guy looked like Bob Saget.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: But what did we learn poorly? I learned so much
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: from that story because as you were saying it, I thought,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: that's not gonna be Bob, because Bob Saget would never do.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: But that just that story was such a beautiful testament
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: because it showed what Bob Saget would not exactly not
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: a line card of just a good guy. And you know,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: it's a guy the America's dad. We know him from
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: family Matters, that great show, great, that terrific. And that's why,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: because we didn't let him on our pilot, which was
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: obviously a huge missed opportunity for him, we're gonna make
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: him number one, number one, number one, thank you of
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: course in our hearts. So there you go, people, the
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: top eleven because ten is just a god. And I
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: hope you noticed you've got you've got an extra one
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: that content extra contract top eleven things that we didn't
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: talk about. And look that wraps up our show. No, no,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: if it isn't our produce j Yeah, you know you
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: entered the moment here we are honoring Bob Saget then
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: also entering the business. What do you want to say? What? Uh?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Has a couple a little bit of feedback and some
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: corrections unsolicited? What what? Harry Yup? You started off the
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: list with the last dance, and I think you misused
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: the word impotent. I think you meant to say the impetus. Uh. Yeah,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: you know what we meant to say is, uh, you're
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: impotent and uh you clearly don't have a cock because
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: if you did, If you did, uh, you wouldn't be
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: talking right now because you know that I'm going to
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: rip it off exactly of a man. Yeah, impetus all
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: over your face now, please no more? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: you think you're important, you're impotent? Yeah, exactly, get it smart? Fine,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: you said James Harden. Yes he isn't his prime eight,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: he's actually thirty two years old. Oh yeah, Well, I'm
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: going to ship thirty two times down your throat right
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna feel like thirty eight to you because
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: guess what how old are you? Ten? Is that your age?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Are you a ten hot? No, I'm
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: gonna get a hardened and beat you over the head
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, a hardened is what you can't get
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: because you're impotent. Now one more, no more, one more.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Just because you said yin and yin, that's not saying
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: it's yin and yang. Oh yeah, Well you're gonna be
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: yin and yang in trouble when I come to your
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: house tonight and I take take your yang and I
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: yin it with your impotent yang, and I rip it off,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you fucking waste of space. You're gonna be in a
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: world of hurt when we're done with you. You You know what, Tony,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: the only thing I regret about coming back is having
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: to deal with this Moula Schmo. Yep, he's the worst.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: It looks like we're at a time. So anyway, Uh,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you know, we don't have a guest, so we don't
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: have to thank the guests, which is so great. Thank us,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: thank you. I'm gonna thank you because, uh, you know,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: great job, Tony, not only with your usual spot on analysis,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: but your triumph over COVID and proving to America that
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: you know you can do it on your own. No,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: probably you can do it. You set your mind to
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: anything in life, you can do it. But Tony, great
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: job is always to you, same to you, Polly. Another
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: falls show of people. We'll be back fine,