Latest / After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports / #151 - Q&A: May 2025
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- 0:00What's going on, everybody? Welcome back to another episode
- 0:02of the After Hours podcast. On today's episode, we're
- 0:05bringing you a little Q&A session with Carl's childhood
- 0:09friend Smitty, who actually ended up being a really awesome
- 0:12dude. So we had no idea what to expect
- 0:14with this episode. But as most Q&A episodes go,
- 0:19pretty much just random conversations.
- 0:21The the the questions were a little a little weird this time
- 0:24around, but I think we were infiltrated by a group chat, a
- 0:30coop group chat, apparently. Shout out to them Dick heads.
- 0:34All right, moving forward. There's also a book, a very
- 0:39important book that we go over in in this podcast about halfway
- 0:42through cardiac arrest on Instagram has made a final bout
- 0:46world tour picture book. And this thing is so I guess you
- 0:50can't consider it just a photo book because it's there's some
- 0:53some wordage in here too. And it seems like he's went to
- 0:56every single final bout of last year.
- 0:59And I went through this book multiple Times Now.
- 1:01And I got to say it's if you guys are looking for a coffee
- 1:04table book of or anything of that sort, this is definitely
- 1:07the one to get. Yeah.
- 1:10So enjoy. We we show some photos from it.
- 1:12And yeah, make sure to hit him up if you're trying to get one
- 1:15of these. Oh, also, before I forget, we
- 1:18are throwing a open house. Our first open house ever at the
- 1:22shop is going to happen June 1st, which is Sunday, and we
- 1:27will be doing it from 11:00 to 4:00, so 11:00 AM to 4:00 PM.
- 1:30We are basically just going to be hanging out at the shop.
- 1:33Doors are going to be open, showroom's going to be open.
- 1:35You guys can pick up parts, you can buy anything you need.
- 1:37We're going to have merch. There will be coffee.
- 1:41There will potentially be food here as well.
- 1:44Who knows, we might be playing movies, music, We're just, you
- 1:48know, we, we want everyone to come by.
- 1:49If you're local, come by. Please don't do any dumb shit on
- 1:52the road. We will be monitoring that and I
- 1:55guess you're probably going to get shot if you do anything like
- 1:58that. So definitely don't do that.
- 2:00And it is open to anyone. So if you guys are interested,
- 2:03come by June 1st. Just a reminder, we are giving
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- 6:27Welcome everybody to the fashion after hours podcast.
- 6:30We're here to bring you another episode, but this one might be a
- 6:34little different. Yo, at the end of this if it
- 6:36goes good Smitty. I have a name for the if when we
- 6:41have just normal people on because to me.
- 6:44I know. We have.
- 6:44We have a childhood friend of mine, Eric's Whoa Smitty.
- 6:51There goes that. All right, say hi to the live
- 6:53audience, Smitty. Dad's out of the bag, I.
- 6:55Don't know where the live audience is?
- 6:56Somebody's waving at me right now and I don't know who it is,
- 6:59but it's kind. Of Malcolm.
- 6:59Do we have the live audience there?
- 7:01There it is. Note that.
- 7:04Dude, he's good. He's he's had a podcast already.
- 7:06Like he knows what's going. On So We've been How long have
- 7:12you been friends for Smitty? Probably like senior year high
- 7:15school. So I mean, no, not to age us
- 7:17out, but I mean maybe a little early before that, but I mean,
- 7:21we were always friendly like growing up in the town.
- 7:25But they. Don't say it like that.
- 7:26That sounds really you guys weird.
- 7:28Yeah, like don't say it like that.
- 7:30Why is that weird? We were like friends, I don't
- 7:31know, like you have kids that like in the town that like I
- 7:33fucking hate that kid and then you got kids in the town.
- 7:35You're like, oh, that's a good kid.
- 7:36Like I like like like seeing that guy around.
- 7:39Like we used to like see each other around, but like we never
- 7:40actually like bung out Frankie's.
- 7:42From. Bro I it's not that fun,
- 7:45Frankie. 'S kind of from our area too.
- 7:47So like I feel like geographically we can I.
- 7:49Went to Westwood high school. Oh OK.
- 7:51Yeah. So yeah, not to.
- 7:53My sister-in-law lives in Westwood, so you know a decent
- 7:56amount of people. They might know Frankie.
- 7:58It's like such a. Small How old is she?
- 8:0330 Oh, no 132 Oh no. She grew up in She grew up in
- 8:08Hallworth. Oh definitely.
- 8:09You're the hell is it. Hallworth do I?
- 8:11Until I met near Hall, my sister-in-law, yeah, I had no
- 8:14idea what a Hallworth was. Yeah, I I know how you feel.
- 8:18It's like, it's kind of it's like where the kids that went to
- 8:22dem rest go to school. I so I wanted to bring Smitty on
- 8:26the podcast because Smitty is a friend of mine.
- 8:30Where it's an example of somebody like, you don't drift
- 8:33or do any of this stuff, but we still hung out and you were
- 8:36still there for it. And yeah.
- 8:38A lot of it described me as a normy.
- 8:40Yeah, normy essentially to me. I'll take it.
- 8:42Because we're retarded, we do dumb stuff.
- 8:44I'm definitely the the amount of attitude dumb stuff.
- 8:50You guys have done dumb stuff together.
- 8:53Yeah. Usually Carl is the one behind
- 8:56the wheel while we're doing dumb stuff.
- 8:58I've done some dumb stuff behind the wheel with Carl on the
- 9:00passenger seat once or twice. What am I doing in the passenger
- 9:04seat? That's dumb.
- 9:05We get there every time. No no no, you're
- 9:08misunderstanding. Most of the time we do dumb
- 9:12stuff together in the car you are behind the wheel.
- 9:15Every once in a while I would be the one behind the wheel doing
- 9:18dumb stuff like when we pick Justin up from Marist and hit
- 9:21that stretch of Rd. going like Doc Brown speed.
- 9:24So many things. We went no, no, no, no, we did.
- 9:26We were in a Honda. No, we didn't.
- 9:28We were in the O3. Accord the silver bullet.
- 9:30It is impossible. No, the silver bullet is the
- 9:33dumbest shit I've ever. I thought it was the silver
- 9:36surf. Well, Doc Brownsby is only 77
- 9:38miles an hour, isn't it? Or some 8888?
- 9:41Yeah, I mean, we went a little. Fast, I would say.
- 9:43I think it was at least. That was the fastest I've ever
- 9:47gone to my car, any car I've ever driven.
- 9:50Dude, do you remember when I threw salsa at it?
- 9:52Do you remember when you're driving?
- 9:54So Smitty had this Accord, Silver Accord, the first one,
- 9:58right? We're talking about that one,
- 10:00the one that you had for a while.
- 10:01Not the one I have now. Dude, I throw a full bag of
- 10:05chips and a full bacon salsa out the window and it just, it
- 10:09spits. No, I don't think it hit the we
- 10:11had to get back to lunch, so I'm assuming you didn't break
- 10:13anything. Yeah, no, we were pretty bad
- 10:16about hitting each other's. It was crazy because like my car
- 10:20was a piece of shit, so I didn't really care.
- 10:22Like my one friend, we were at a stoplight and our one buddy was
- 10:28in front of us. He gets out of the car with a
- 10:30slushie, runs up to my car, smashes.
- 10:33It. Into my windshield and then gets
- 10:35back into the car and he was the exact kid that if I did that to
- 10:38him, we would have been fighting in the middle of the road.
- 10:41But even once the light turned green like people would have
- 10:44been. Hockey at us?
- 10:45Yeah, that reminds me of my high school experience.
- 10:47Yeah, it was. Dude, it was a good dude.
- 10:49I think we were the last generation to get an experience
- 10:52like that, or at least one of the last.
- 10:54If the experience is having your friends throw yoohoo bottles in
- 10:58front of your car and having them smash.
- 11:00Why the fuck did that? On the way home from lunch,
- 11:03remember we used to go to Jack's all the time.
- 11:05Oh yeah, because. Like we had, we would have
- 11:07double lunch. So like we would just do like
- 11:09that's crazy. We shouldn't.
- 11:10Give any kids. That Did you guys ever, Were you
- 11:12guys allowed to leave for lunch? Yeah.
- 11:13Yeah, Frankie, Yeah. What?
- 11:15What were you doing? Paramus Park Mall, going to the
- 11:17library and studying. No, probably should have been.
- 11:21You went all the way to the mall.
- 11:22Yeah, that's not far. Far from them.
- 11:24We used to go to the mall sometimes for Chick-fil-A
- 11:26because that's when Chick-fil-A was only in the mall.
- 11:29Yeah. Dude.
- 11:30It. Really was and.
- 11:31The and no one cared. Yeah, yeah.
- 11:34Why I? Don't know.
- 11:35When was the uptake I've? Been trying to figure this out.
- 11:37Malcolm, could you do some? Reason When was the uptick for
- 11:39Chick-fil-A? Why?
- 11:40Why is Why is Chick-fil-A so popular now?
- 11:43AI will tell you why. I think it was one of those
- 11:45things that like they were always down like the shore kind
- 11:48of and like in areas that like. Chick-fil-A was usually like.
- 11:51Just out of reach for us that like you could never unless you
- 11:54were on a practice I. Think it's just because.
- 11:56I think it's because of the drive throughs.
- 11:57Just like going to Bojangles. You ever go to Bojangles or like
- 12:00Zaxby's or something? Well, so like anytime I go West
- 12:04Coast, like Jack-in-the-box or like stuff like that.
- 12:07Like no, no, no, no, no. No, no.
- 12:08I'm. Saying just like now bro.
- 12:09What was the thing that we had that we hated on the West?
- 12:13Oh, the Taco. Place the.
- 12:15Taco Taco. Del Taco Del Taco Taco Taco Taco
- 12:20Taco Taco Del Taco Bro. I bite into this burrito and it
- 12:24was a log of beans. Just beans.
- 12:28Just beans. No, that's bullshit.
- 12:30See, I guess we can't get an answer for this.
- 12:33No, Say why, Malcolm? Say, why did Chick-fil-A become
- 12:36so popular and then put when do you think it was?
- 12:39When was the first one opened up?
- 12:41Over here in tea, bro. Yeah.
- 12:43That is the teeter Burr. The Teeter Burr Award was the
- 12:46first one that gave us the fucking access to Chick-fil-A.
- 12:49Well, technically no, but yeah, that's how it felt.
- 12:52I, I, I like Chick-fil-A. I'm not going to lie, I'm kind
- 12:55of tired. Of it, it's kind of funny that
- 12:57like some of it is like, Oh yeah, it looks like, I don't
- 13:00know. They're emphasizing their family
- 13:01values and their Christian values.
- 13:02That's why I like, Oh my God, it's so popular.
- 13:04Honestly, I think it's almost the opposite.
- 13:06There are people who like. Absolutely.
- 13:07Hate their values. But they still will go there
- 13:09just because it's, I mean, there are people that will go there
- 13:12just for which is crazy, but I mean, I guess.
- 13:14They're like they said, gay people should burn.
- 13:16I'm not going to that fucking place.
- 13:17And I'm like, honestly, I kind of, I kind of agree with you.
- 13:20Yeah. The thing is that chicken is
- 13:21good as fuck. Popeye's got my business, girl.
- 13:23I'm not going to if, if, if they're next to each other,
- 13:28there's no line at each and I and both of them are free.
- 13:32Popeyes has got my heart. I like Chick-fil-A more, I'm not
- 13:34going to lie to you, but I do love that Popeye by the.
- 13:36Time the sandwich gets out of that foil paper bag.
- 13:39It is so wet. Can you look up what
- 13:42chick-fil-A's founders said about gay people that make
- 13:44everyone hate them so much? Thank.
- 13:46You. Doesn't Popeye's sandwich have
- 13:47like the same exact foil bag though that it puts it in?
- 13:50Yeah. But for some reason when it
- 13:52comes out of that bag, it's like, not we.
- 13:54Just got to get it fresh. It's like if you like go there
- 13:57and get it, like just open it up.
- 13:58Right up, dude. Malcolm, Malcolm, Q Curling.
- 14:02This is amazing. No, dude, you got to do more
- 14:07detail than that. Oh, there we go.
- 14:09OK, yeah. Public comments opposing same
- 14:13sex marriage. And.
- 14:14Oh, so he thinks people that are same sex shouldn't be married.
- 14:16OK. Interesting.
- 14:18This led to boycotts and protests.
- 14:21I could have told you something like that happened without
- 14:23telling you that that happened, or without reading at that
- 14:25point. Oh look, donations to anti LGBTQ
- 14:28groups, that's fucked up. That's a bad look, yeah.
- 14:31That is, yeah, I don't want to as APR guy, I'm not you.
- 14:34Can't really do something like that, but hold on.
- 14:37It's crazy though that like they're still making
- 14:40unbelievable money. People are still.
- 14:41Going there, dude, they're. Closed on Sunday and they still
- 14:44kill shit. That's why it's like annoying as
- 14:47fuck. I know people that like would
- 14:49buy Chick-fil-A on late Saturday night, like put it in their
- 14:52fridge. No, no, no, no, no.
- 14:54Cook it on Sunday? No.
- 14:55No. No, that is, I'm like, I'm like,
- 14:56that's a big back. Accident.
- 14:57I'm like, at that point, why not just get fucking Chick-fil-A on
- 15:01Saturday and then just eat something else on Sunday?
- 15:02We know that's a crazy move. We know somebody who
- 15:06designatedly only eats Chick-fil-A.
- 15:11So he's like. Oh man, you should see his like
- 15:12that. You should see his rewards
- 15:13again. Yeah, dude, you remember.
- 15:15Yeah, I remember. It's hard to forget.
- 15:17Shout out Cole bro, fuck it, you're crazy for that.
- 15:20Yeah, we took our friend Cole out to eat and I was like, I'll
- 15:22buy you a fucking Korean BBQ dinner.
- 15:25He's like, I'm not going to eat and I'm like he'll try
- 15:27something. He doesn't like the consist.
- 15:30You know how there's like a like you might bite into something
- 15:33and it might not be the consistency you like?
- 15:35I feel like he was trying to explain it.
- 15:37Dude, I thought we were going. I thought we were going with a
- 15:39picky eater, you know? So it's like, yeah, I'll be able
- 15:43to break him a little bit, but I'm not going to be able to move
- 15:45mountains, bro. I had no idea what I was getting
- 15:49into. No, no, he was.
- 15:50He stood his ground. Didn't.
- 15:52I gave him food was delicious. Bro I got him a bear like BBQ
- 15:55slabs. I got him a boneless wing, you
- 15:57know, So I'm like, that's pretty close to chicken.
- 16:00Like it's just Chick-fil-A chicken.
- 16:02Like it's. Like a nugget with sauce, Yeah.
- 16:04No, but no Sauce, sauce, sauce. I did everything I could.
- 16:07He took like a little nibble. He's like, yeah, I don't really
- 16:09like it. He didn't like it.
- 16:11Come on, Cole. You can lead a horse to water.
- 16:13Me and Malcolm carried our weight that day.
- 16:15Yeah, damn. Of course, we immediately start
- 16:18talking about food. I know, dude.
- 16:20Dude, there's the new, the new work spot.
- 16:22There's a pizzeria right next to it.
- 16:24Yo, it reminds me of in Ramsey. There was a pizzeria called New
- 16:30York Pizza. Do you remember when we used to
- 16:31go there all the fucking time, Dude, it was NYPD ONS.
- 16:34Yeah, NYPD. And YP Dons, we used to, for
- 16:37whatever reason, we had one buddy who would like always put
- 16:40Dons at the end of every place we would go.
- 16:43That's like him like. ING 10 right now, yeah, I don't
- 16:46know if you've experienced that yet.
- 16:47No, not yet. OK.
- 16:48Oh, what did I say earlier? I said something.
- 16:52To ING 10 I don't. Think, I don't know, Whatever,
- 16:53It doesn't even matter. You know Eddie, that works.
- 16:55Here he goes. Hey, Eddington.
- 16:57Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
- 16:59That seems like that seems like something Carl would do.
- 17:01Yep. Salty Smitoon.
- 17:03Created a whole new language, Carl.
- 17:04Heard the word Wellington one time and was like ah like I need
- 17:08to add the I need that to the end of words and it's going to
- 17:11make it sound classic. No, we have this dumb ass friend
- 17:13that's named Bryce and he just got me on it.
- 17:15I don't know why I'm going to I I really should stop doing it.
- 17:19It it it's. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait a
- 17:21minute. Someone told you to stop doing
- 17:23and you said fuck that. I'm never stopping I.
- 17:25Know, but you know what it's it's it's like sometimes when I
- 17:28don't say something with it, I'm like in my head I'm.
- 17:32It's a. It's a tick now.
- 17:33Yeah, I'm like, yeah. There were worse things you
- 17:36could. Do but no NYP.
- 17:38It reminds me of that pizza. It's like good.
- 17:41Pretty thin, pretty cheap. I just pay like 8 bucks for two
- 17:44slices. Not to continue the food
- 17:46conversation, but the guy who used to own NYP now owns Nona's
- 17:51in Mahwah. So if you're back in Ramsay, a
- 17:53little shout out to Nona's in Mahwah.
- 17:56But if you're back in Ramsey like working and shit and you
- 17:59ever want pizza and like, you want like a slice like that,
- 18:02it's almost like the exact same. No, but this place in Bloomfield
- 18:06or Montclair, I forget what it is but it's called Pizza
- 18:08Terminal. If you're in that area go check
- 18:09it out. Shit is so fucking good.
- 18:11I've had a Buffalo slice every day for the past two weeks and
- 18:13on Monday he was closed and I was like fuck I'm going to
- 18:18starve today and in my mind so. You've been eating this shit
- 18:21every day. Yeah, every day in my mind, the
- 18:25guy who trains me, he was like, you got to think they're open
- 18:30every day. They need one day, they can have
- 18:34Monday. Oh, they're open every single
- 18:35yeah. Most places that are open on the
- 18:37weekend are closed on Monday, like restaurants.
- 18:39Yeah, but if you have a pizzeria, dude, I would.
- 18:41I'm not closing on a Sunday when people are at home and want to
- 18:44have a pizza. Yeah.
- 18:45Like I mean you got. To be like you.
- 18:47Keep people there on shifts all week.
- 18:50That would be a smart thing to do, but I don't know.
- 18:53Did you guys have a lot of pizzerias in your town?
- 18:56In my actual town, probably just like 2, but in Westwood, yeah,
- 18:59there's like a bunch. But I feel like we have like an
- 19:02abundance of pizzerias in that area.
- 19:04Like in our area there was a shit load original originals.
- 19:08Pizza was the one that we get, but the thing, I'm not a big
- 19:11pizza person, but then I then someone puts a pie in for me, I
- 19:13eat the whole thing. I've watched Malcolm.
- 19:16Yeah. I've seen you.
- 19:20I've been getting. It more occasionally now.
- 19:21I've been like, you know, Malcolm, let's get pizza and
- 19:23he's like, yeah, let's get it. And then he eats like half of a
- 19:25slice and I eat the fucking 7 1/2 and I'm like, yo, I thought
- 19:29you wanted something. I'm good.
- 19:31That's good. Pizza is so fucking good.
- 19:33I've been, I've literally been having it every day.
- 19:34I love it. Oh shit, I forgot to eat lunch,
- 19:36Malcolm. Oh.
- 19:38Let's. Get pizza?
- 19:40Fuck no Should. We order one right now.
- 19:42Yeah, we should. No, we should not.
- 19:44One bite. Everybody knows the rules.
- 19:46Smitty's been so a funny thing that I wanted to bring up since,
- 19:51OK, maybe we can relate it to cars a little bit right now.
- 19:53Sorry everybody. Smitty was in the car with me
- 19:57when I got pulled over a majority of the times when I was
- 20:00younger so. Dude, the first time I was.
- 20:03Scared was he? First, no, Carl was actually
- 20:06really good. I was shit in a brick 'cause it
- 20:08was the first time I had ever been pulled over and it was in
- 20:11the passenger seat of Carl's car.
- 20:13What Car? Was it?
- 20:14The Audi No. That horse.
- 20:18Sucks. The.
- 20:18Cloudy EW bro not rid of that shit.
- 20:21No, no, no, no. I.
- 20:22Was so upset. Dude, fuck that car.
- 20:23'Cause then you had to squeeze into the back of the fucking
- 20:26taggy. Nothing's worse than just a
- 20:30giant. Man, wait, when did we get?
- 20:32Pulled over spread eagle in the backseat of that thing.
- 20:35It's not meant to be sat like that.
- 20:37For the Rose who are not in the video portion of this MIDI is
- 20:41like 6 what 2? No, I went like 6 foot.
- 20:46Like 6 foot but like. Like like those two inches, big
- 20:48guy, it's going. To make the difference.
- 20:50No, it's more of the. It's more of the bigness than
- 20:52the. Yeah, the Integra was not a good
- 20:55spot. Why did we get pulled over in
- 20:56the fucking Audi? I don't even remember.
- 20:57The only time I got pulled over in that car was when the first
- 21:00time I ever got pulled over and I was running from the cops.
- 21:02You genuinely used to get pulled over just I think because of how
- 21:06you would drive and. No, I was not.
- 21:09I I, well I was trying to say it in like a not bad way, but I
- 21:13genuinely think you would get profiled when you would get
- 21:15pulled over. That sucks.
- 21:18It does. Well, because like, that was
- 21:19like, that was my probably first experience ever with that, like
- 21:22getting pulled over with you. And I was like, we weren't doing
- 21:24anything wrong. And like, at the time, I
- 21:26probably didn't think about it. But like, the older I got, the
- 21:28more I thought like, fuck yeah. Like we're in Ramsey and these
- 21:31guys are just pulling. People sure it wasn't because of
- 21:32the car he was in. It was no, because that one was,
- 21:35it was normal. That one was like a normal car
- 21:37that any time we got pulled over in the Integra, it made sense.
- 21:40Absolutely. Because Carl would be like, it's
- 21:42just too loud. And I'd be like, yeah.
- 21:43And he'd be like, fuck him. I was like, dude, I don't give a
- 21:46shit. Like I'm not driving well.
- 21:48I thought about it today, someone was here, my buddy, and
- 21:51he's talking about like weed and how it's like legal or
- 21:54decriminalize or whatever. I was like, when did that
- 21:55happen? And he's like pretty much right
- 21:57around COVID. I was like, that's weird.
- 21:58That's exactly when I stopped getting pulled over.
- 22:00Like I've never been pulled over since the COVID started.
- 22:02Dude, yeah, dude, yo. And I was like, now that makes
- 22:05sense. They were trying to just get
- 22:06weed, like charged people. Yeah, Yeah.
- 22:09And now they. Just can't do that area.
- 22:11It's like so easy to. It was like a lot of, like, I
- 22:13know a lot of kids who would like sell like, yeah, in high
- 22:15school and like they would always, like get pulled over.
- 22:17And it was just like, yeah, 'cause you're just getting
- 22:18pulled. Over It's the same kid the town
- 22:20has. Like you're getting pulled over
- 22:213 or 400. People in it, yeah, you're
- 22:23getting pulled over for. Yeah, but I'd be pulled over
- 22:25for. Violation and then.
- 22:26Yeah, they'd be like, oh, you know.
- 22:28They just want to see if the car smells like anything.
- 22:30Exactly like alcohol or some kind of.
- 22:34That's how it feels like. I was trying to bring up this
- 22:36story earlier to see if you remembered it, but there was one
- 22:39time and I thought that you were in there, but we had the
- 22:42Odyssey. You remember the Purple Odyssey,
- 22:43the one that we jumped? Oh my God, the one that was on
- 22:45two wheels? No, see that never.
- 22:47I don't think it ever went on. The two wheels that shit
- 22:49happened on the I. Don't think it ever.
- 22:51Did we? Definitely.
- 22:51We had like 12 people in the car and it was on two wheels.
- 22:56It was the craziest. Thing I've ever.
- 22:57Seen in my fucking life. We were all leaving for college
- 23:00and dude, you honestly might know we're.
- 23:02Leaving for college. Yeah.
- 23:04Like you went to the same college?
- 23:05Me, me, Smitty and our other friend Arudo all went to Bergen
- 23:09and that that era of my life was so fucking.
- 23:12Funny when I think back on it. We didn't do shit bro that.
- 23:18Place wasn't real. Why?
- 23:22It just like, I don't know, yeah, it was essentially me,
- 23:24Carl and our other friend. And we just like, didn't fucking
- 23:28do anything. It's it was just Bergen's.
- 23:30Kind. That's when we watched that it.
- 23:32Was such a weird. Yeah, that was, oh, that was a
- 23:35great time. Give me, give me.
- 23:36Give me 3 lines that aren't. What are you doing?
- 23:40Guy, your job. Yeah, See, that's that.
- 23:42One right there that was that's so obvious.
- 23:43That is the one of the first lines of the movie, dude.
- 23:45Never even. Hold on, I.
- 23:46Was going to say hold on. Like probably like 90% of the
- 23:49audience I. Don't care, I don't care.
- 23:50Brought it up before I. Brought it up tons of times.
- 23:52If they haven't watched it, they're.
- 23:53Lost like it is like. Give me another.
- 23:55It was like Sandler's, like most biggest dog shit movie but.
- 24:00Also also his, but also. His masterpiece because it was
- 24:03like the best movie he's made since like the Happy Gilmore,
- 24:07like that era. And then he went on the stretch
- 24:09of making just shitty movies and he made That's My Boy.
- 24:12And it was like the best, worst thing you've ever seen in your
- 24:16life. Me and Smitty would get home
- 24:19from school. Actually, maybe we didn't even
- 24:22go to school that day. I think it was well, I think it
- 24:24was there in the summer when this happened because it was
- 24:27remember, like Carl. So Carl lived on like probably
- 24:29the busy one of the busiest streets in the town.
- 24:30Yeah. Yeah.
- 24:31So it was like at the end of the summer they were doing
- 24:35construction on his Rd. So for like the first time in
- 24:37his life, Carl lived on what it felt like a cul-de-sac.
- 24:40So like it was just so it was always a pain in the ass getting
- 24:43to not like too much of a pain in the ass, but like we could
- 24:46never really pull into his driveway.
- 24:47It's. Like.
- 24:49Forever to get out like across the street was always like
- 24:52weird, like if we wanted to park in front of people's houses.
- 24:54But like this, it was just like perfect time for us to just like
- 25:00whip it to Carl's, go down to the lake by there like do a
- 25:03little a. Little sheburgy bird.
- 25:06Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh shit, yeah, dude, those were
- 25:09the days, man. It's not, it's not like today,
- 25:11bro. I'm telling you a dime for both
- 25:15of us and we're having the time of our fucking lives, bro.
- 25:19It is not like now I feel like that would never happen now Why
- 25:24not? I don't know the the weed is too
- 25:27strong like it's like fucking strong.
- 25:30I think I. Think it's all because of those
- 25:32pens, man. Are the pengaments. 2nd that
- 25:34should happen. It was over.
- 25:36I had this one friend that might have been on this podcast
- 25:39recently with us and he would get so fucked up on that pan.
- 25:42I'm like, bro, you need to throw that away.
- 25:44You you're literally turning into a different person.
- 25:47Like you can't even. Talk.
- 25:48Well, it's just like so easy for you.
- 25:50Just RIP it all day long. Yeah, you don't even realize
- 25:53because you're just high all day long.
- 25:54You don't even realize that you are.
- 25:56You are so burnt right now like. Yeah, you got to control.
- 25:59You got, yeah, you got to have quit the moment of like, it's
- 26:02like drinking. It's like, I'm not going to
- 26:04drink it like. Yeah, just do it when you're
- 26:05behind the wheel and like when you're.
- 26:07Definitely don't do that dude. So the kids listening out here
- 26:12do not get behind the wheel after drinking and driving.
- 26:15Yeah, definitely don't do that. But circling back to the whole
- 26:18when we got legal in New Jersey type of deal or before it was
- 26:22legal in New Jersey and New York type of deal.
- 26:25I thought that you were that Smitty was there that night when
- 26:28I when you had the minivan. We just also Schmergdberg and
- 26:34then all of a sudden, all of a sudden and we're at the we're at
- 26:39the State Park, we're at Harriman.
- 26:41So that's at at night. I think it's still maybe might
- 26:45be just Park Police, but might be cops.
- 26:48We get pulled over the first thing I say.
- 26:51Everybody start lighting a cigarette right now.
- 26:54So I hand out cigarettes and then we all light cigarettes and
- 26:57the cop comes up to the window and every, every.
- 26:59Everyone's smoking a cigarette. Brand new cigarette, brand new
- 27:02cigarette. So it's just like, hey,
- 27:04obviously, hey, hey with all. These little kids, you're
- 27:07smoking cigarettes. Well.
- 27:09It's like, funny too, though, because I, I think maybe I was
- 27:12either there or I remember the story and then I've heard so
- 27:16many people tell me like a similar story of like, oh, we
- 27:18were like smoking pot. Like going up to like, like this
- 27:20one guy I used to work with back at one of my old jobs was
- 27:23telling this crazy story of how they were like drinking and
- 27:26smoking in the car on their way up to like New Hampshire or some
- 27:29shit. And he was like, yeah, 'cause
- 27:30you know, nobody's on the roads. I'm like, Oh yeah, that's real
- 27:32smart. No streetlights.
- 27:34Like, no, no idea where the fuck you're going.
- 27:36Let me drink and smoke while I'm driving.
- 27:38That makes sense. So they get pulled over and
- 27:40they're like, oh, we all lit up cigarettes.
- 27:41And we thought it was. The smartest thing in the world.
- 27:44Have immediately called this out on it.
- 27:46And I was like, yeah, I mean, obviously.
- 27:48My uncle had a similar story to that.
- 27:51Did did they we ever tell you that story, Malcolm, that have
- 27:53they ever been around? Like, you know, Dave Miller, he
- 27:56was there. It was him, my uncle.
- 27:58And like a bunch of these other kids, they got in a van and they
- 28:01were fucking driving somewhere up there and doing the same
- 28:04shit. And then they get pulled over
- 28:05and bro, let's just say they end up in prison at some point, like
- 28:13and now I'm not talking like the police station, I'm talking
- 28:16like. So they got booked.
- 28:18Yes. Like dude, it was so bad.
- 28:21Like the story is insane. I'm like, I'm about to just
- 28:23bring them on here so they can just talk about these stories
- 28:25because this is fucking crazy. Like they have them all lined
- 28:27up. They're like fucking checking
- 28:29everyone's shit, like going through everything they found or
- 28:32they saw one of them throw it like in the woods.
- 28:34They got it out of the woods. Like what's this?
- 28:37Like they were fucked? Thank you.
- 28:38Oh, I mean, no, no, it's not mine.
- 28:40You leave it right there. Literally, they go, they go to
- 28:42the fucking and they're in another state like and they're
- 28:45kids and they go into the fucking police station.
- 28:49They're sitting there. Then they're like, all right,
- 28:53your parents called. You're getting out of here, you
- 28:55guys. They said to leave you here.
- 28:58We're booking you or some shit. I was like, Oh my fucking God.
- 29:01Like they called their parents and they were, that was the 70s.
- 29:04And they, they were like, yeah, fucking send them.
- 29:06Yeah, let them fucking sleep there.
- 29:08I never got in trouble for it like that.
- 29:10To that extent, I'm a good kid. And I never got there was the
- 29:13story goes on. I can't tell it.
- 29:14I got to, we got to get them in here one day, but.
- 29:16Never got, Yeah, I don't know. I was lucky.
- 29:18I was definitely a little prick in school when I was younger,
- 29:21but I never got, would you say? You were pretty.
- 29:23Yeah. You're kind of.
- 29:24AI was when I was in high school, I got a little better,
- 29:27but when I was like, like middle school, and I mean, people were
- 29:30just pieces of shit, so I was a piece of shit back.
- 29:31That's kind of how it went. Yeah, I knew like one person
- 29:34from Ramsey. That guy was kind of a Dick.
- 29:36That's probably. You're fucking great.
- 29:40Honestly, he might be. I don't know what.
- 29:42He's we'll talk about him later or something.
- 29:44Yeah. Then their ears are going to
- 29:45ring and then I'm going to get a random deal.
- 29:47He went to Bergen with me, so he's probably about.
- 29:49Well, The thing is I was on the four year plan at Bergen, so you
- 29:51know, I was probably with kids and you're a great pop mom,
- 29:55maybe a little bit older. I don't know, dude, that was a
- 29:57that whole. That was when I really got into
- 30:00smoking weed. I wasn't really about that in
- 30:02high school or anything. Can you confirm or deny that?
- 30:07I ran, like a lot of I ran track and shit, yeah.
- 30:09Carl was a cross country runner. I didn't do any of that.
- 30:11I'll drink, maybe. He also was smoking a cig
- 30:14earlier and told me he ran a 5K as well so I did.
- 30:18Doesn't really help for the story, but no, I don't think we
- 30:20were that into. That bad?
- 30:22We didn't really even drink that much either.
- 30:24No, but it's funny, the one, the one time we got in trouble with
- 30:27the cops was like, though we had this like somewhere in our town
- 30:32there was like a, a cul-de-sac that like houses just never
- 30:37ended up going up. So it was just like empty all
- 30:39the time. It was like a wooded area.
- 30:40So we used to go back there and drink and like the one time we
- 30:44were back there not doing anything like drinking or
- 30:47whatever, smoking. I think we we were having a
- 30:51fire. Probably wasn't the smartest.
- 30:53Thing it was like the night before our first day of senior
- 30:55year and we were like, all right, like let's be smart about
- 30:57it. Like let's just go hang out a
- 30:59little bit, like catch up and then leave and like 2 cops roll
- 31:03up and they're like what the fuck are you idiots doing
- 31:05starting a fire in the middle of the woods?
- 31:09And we were like, oh, we don't know, like.
- 31:11Dude, that's just normal kid shit though I'm sure I'm sure.
- 31:14Frank Yeah. I mean, we didn't get in
- 31:15trouble. For it bro that place is full
- 31:17of. Dreams.
- 31:17No, not really. Where did you guys drink?
- 31:20Except not in the woods. That's like the number of
- 31:22houses. The first time I ever drank
- 31:24where I I got ill as fuck. Yeah.
- 31:26I was just thinking like, you guys have tons of fucking shit
- 31:29over there with like you got Herman, you got.
- 31:31Other part no, literally the town we grew up in itself was
- 31:35just like, I don't know, there was just like a lot of places
- 31:38where you can go where it was like, yeah, there's there's
- 31:41these woods over here or that person lives by over there or.
- 31:45Y'all ever see some aliens over there?
- 31:47Fuck no. Like in Harriman.
- 31:49Oh, me and you. I don't think we were.
- 31:52No, I don't think we ever saw some some crazy.
- 31:54Shit up there, I've seen some crazy.
- 31:56Shit in that. In that place.
- 31:57Yeah, I don't know why. There wasn't a craze for it when
- 32:00we were going up there. This was like back in the day
- 32:03too like. Dude, I saw some weird shit one
- 32:06night man, I can't explain. Recently, no, recently I saw.
- 32:10Remember that time like a couple year or a year ago when I saw
- 32:12the lights over the lake. I was in Harriman and we saw
- 32:18AUFAUFOI. Guess we could not explain it
- 32:21UF. OS bro right on I-80 there was a
- 32:24bunch. But I wasn't too worried about
- 32:26that one. I was really concerned about
- 32:27this shit I saw one night year when we were in high school just
- 32:29driving around and just doing we're in a fucking Miata tops
- 32:32down. I'm looking up.
- 32:34I'm like, I'm not driving. I'm like, what are these things?
- 32:37And I keep seeing like something like real close obviously to
- 32:39like she's going right over us, like like a bug or something.
- 32:42I mean like something just kept going over us.
- 32:44I'm like, are these like spider web?
- 32:45Like what, what is going on? And then like we look up and
- 32:48it's like glittery and it keeps going by.
- 32:51It was so fucking weird, dude. I don't I'm not hiring like.
- 32:54I'm no, no, no, I told Frank. I'm a firm.
- 32:58No, no, it was, it was very close to me.
- 32:59It wasn't like in the sky. It was like, that's like where
- 33:02the roof is for. Context because I don't do any
- 33:04of that stuff. Oh OK, and never have done any.
- 33:06Of that stuff, I'm a firm believer that I mean, there's
- 33:08definitely other shit out there that like.
- 33:10Yeah. Have you seen recently that
- 33:12makes you believe that aside, what are you watching?
- 33:13Documentaries and shit too. I don't.
- 33:15Know I probably watched too much Joe Rogan.
- 33:17Maybe that's what I saw. But no, I mean, dude, come on.
- 33:21I mean, you got to you have to be crazy to think that like we
- 33:24are the only life. Yeah.
- 33:26In like the. Galaxy like even just our own
- 33:28Galaxy, but like then think about like the how many infinite
- 33:33planets and stars and. I think I might have brought
- 33:36that story up once on the podcast because someone said, or
- 33:39maybe it wasn't on podcast, but I never knew what that thing was
- 33:42that I was seeing forever, but I'll never forget it.
- 33:45And then someone said, oh, that was a fairy.
- 33:48And I was like. Oh, I remember I was having this
- 33:50conversation. The most accurate thing I've
- 33:52ever heard. About the fairies.
- 33:54Yeah, I was like that. I never thought of that.
- 33:57And I was like, that's exactly what it looked like.
- 33:59I don't know anything about fucking.
- 34:01It was just glitter, like like wings and it.
- 34:03Kept going by. I don't fucking know.
- 34:06About I was like, fairies are real.
- 34:08No, there's not I. Don't know, there's something
- 34:11out there. Maybe on a?
- 34:13There's something out there that they're not telling us about, so
- 34:15I wouldn't. Yeah.
- 34:16I don't know, but there's there's like there's just a lot
- 34:20of woods in the town that we grew up in and the fact that I
- 34:25don't know what's in the woods that's would creep.
- 34:28Me out. Yeah, I see a lot of bears.
- 34:31Not a lot of bears. We had a lot of deer around our
- 34:33area. Yeah, every once in a while.
- 34:35It honestly was kind of funny 'cause if there was a bear in
- 34:37town, it would be like the town would.
- 34:39Yeah, the town would like call every home be like.
- 34:42Stay inside, there's a bear. It's like what the fuck?
- 34:45What do you get in your? Car dude.
- 34:47Like, yeah. That would be me.
- 34:50I'm fuck, I hate bears. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't go up
- 34:53face to face with one. I do know there was one that was
- 34:55walking up my street one day, I think, like I was at school or
- 34:58something, and my mom sent me and my brother like a video of,
- 35:00like, a fucking bear just walking, chilling up and down.
- 35:03I was like, Dan, that is pretty crazy.
- 35:05Yeah. The amount of times I've just
- 35:06like walked home and like, never thought that like I'm going to
- 35:09come. Face, that was a fucking.
- 35:10Bear Yeah, I. Was I was in Ramapo or so I'm
- 35:13just hiking and I look up and there's a bear fucking like 40
- 35:15feet in front of me and I'm like, yo.
- 35:17And I figure like turned around and I was like, and I turned
- 35:21back around and he's already leaving and I'm like.
- 35:23That's what I was about to say. For the most part, they'll leave
- 35:25you alone if you just if you just dude.
- 35:27But that was either shocking noise.
- 35:29Like if you're a bunch of kids in the woods drinking, they're
- 35:31not going to go anywhere near there.
- 35:33Like, but it's not like you're seeing a dog, it's more like
- 35:36you're seeing a monster. Yeah, it's quite alarming.
- 35:38Yeah, because you're like, holy crap, there's somebody in that
- 35:40costume. Exactly.
- 35:41That's that's. Kind of how and that's like a
- 35:43good like almost like an allergy too, because like you've seen, I
- 35:46feel like everybody's almost seen a dog like that looks like
- 35:49it might be a little loose and you're like, oh shit, that's a
- 35:51little scary. But like that does not compare
- 35:53to if you saw like a gigantic. Yeah, I just, I hear a noise.
- 35:57I was doing the one thing you're not supposed to do, hike with
- 36:00headphones in both of them. Oh, I do that too.
- 36:02Yeah, I realize it's not a good idea.
- 36:04I'm. Like hearing myself going.
- 36:10No, I just like to listen to things like I know some people
- 36:12are like you got to listen to the woods.
- 36:14You got to be calm. It's like, I'm going to kill off
- 36:17some podcasts right now while I'm yeah, but anyway, so I'm
- 36:19going and and then I like I'm just walking.
- 36:23I guess I'm looking down at like my feet, like I guess it's like
- 36:26see where I'm going and I just hear something in the background
- 36:29and I'm like, that's kind of fucking.
- 36:30Type shit. It's no like rustling.
- 36:33And I'm like, what the fuck is that?
- 36:35And I look up and I just, I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
- 36:38It's just way too close and way too big.
- 36:41And I was just like, I'm just going to turn around.
- 36:44My plan was turn around and walk the other way.
- 36:46And then I was like, I think I took like a couple of steps and
- 36:49I was like, I don't want to end my fucking hike.
- 36:51And then I turned around and he was already, he saw me and he
- 36:53was walking the other way and I was like, all right, I.
- 36:56Don't think I'd ever go hiking again to be.
- 36:57Honest, I didn't go back to that spot for over a year.
- 37:00Literally, I was that shook. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
- 37:02Dude, we went to Did I? Spend time over.
- 37:05And then we saw another one like 2 weeks ago.
- 37:07Ramapo At Ramapo I saw a lot of snakes.
- 37:10Yeah, I only seen like one or two.
- 37:12I saw a. Huge snake at Ramapo.
- 37:14It was crazy. I was poking him with a stick
- 37:16and shit. Yeah, fuck the best idiot.
- 37:18Dude, a pretty long stick and like I just poked the snake.
- 37:25Actually. It was just really smart.
- 37:26It was 2 weeks ago. We're going.
- 37:27We, my friend Dan goes. We, we were way off the trail.
- 37:31We were like. That's your own.
- 37:33Fault. Yeah, way off the trail you're
- 37:35getting. Ticks.
- 37:36And into like the power line area and suffering, like just
- 37:41asking for it, but we weren't thinking about it.
- 37:43And then he's like, wow, look at that shit.
- 37:45And he starts fucking like, I was like, yo, what?
- 37:47What? And I look up and I see like a
- 37:48little cub. And then the cub is running the
- 37:51other way. And I was like, oh hell no.
- 37:52This. Is recent.
- 37:53This is different than three weeks.
- 37:54Ago, Yeah. And then Dan said I only saw the
- 37:57one cub. And then Dan said he saw the
- 38:00mom, 3 Cubs running out of room. Dude, they're like trying to
- 38:05move around because we're all moving them around and shit,
- 38:08yeah. But it was funny because he like
- 38:10he's, he looked and he, I guess he thought like he was seeing
- 38:14something else. You know, when you see something
- 38:15and you're like, oh, look at that.
- 38:16And then he's like, oh shit, it's a bear like.
- 38:19Yeah, you kind of put two and two together.
- 38:20Yeah, it's like he didn't realize and then like literally
- 38:23200 feet down he fucking almost steps on a snake.
- 38:26Sometimes you just see things and you don't like you don't
- 38:30register. Yeah, I didn't register right
- 38:31away. Like I walked into a classroom
- 38:33once and fucking I had food and like I was late and then I
- 38:37fucking like didn't see the teacher there and or the.
- 38:40Principal sitting in the back of the classroom.
- 38:42Bro nicest like the best teacher you could ever have in high
- 38:47school. This guy like did not give a
- 38:48single fuck as long as you just like didn't bother him.
- 38:51But he gave a fuck about you like he was.
- 38:54He was. Like in a good way though he was
- 38:55like a nice guy. Like he like, would always like
- 38:57try and like be like, oh, like, do you need help with any shit?
- 39:00But yeah, Carl, like literally the day before, this guy's like,
- 39:03yeah, like, that's just like eating class, whatever.
- 39:06Like, which is like, not that big of a deal, but like, a lot
- 39:08of teachers were like, strict. Like, you couldn't even fucking
- 39:10chew gum and shit. So this guy was like, yeah,
- 39:14principals coming in tomorrow to shadow the class.
- 39:16Like, just like, be smart, be on time, don't like, whatever.
- 39:19And Carl not only shows up late, but he shows up with a bagel and
- 39:23he's like, and like, the teachers, like Carl just put
- 39:26that in the trash. And Carl's like, Nah, come on,
- 39:28man. Like I'm fucking starving,
- 39:30please. Like Carl's like, like the
- 39:32teacher is like, keeps like looking back to the back of the
- 39:35classroom to like, try and get Carl's eyes on the principal.
- 39:37Yeah. Carl's like French, man.
- 39:39Like, why are you being a Dick? Like, he didn't really say it
- 39:41like that, but like, he was like, he was like, come on,
- 39:43dude. Like, relax.
- 39:44My favorite part of the whole story is Carl goes, OK, here's
- 39:46what I'm going to do. I'm going to put the bagel on
- 39:49the at the top of the garbage and I'm going to come back and
- 39:52grab it after class. And the teacher was like, dude,
- 39:56just fucking sit down. Did the principal say anything?
- 39:59Nah, because. The principal, right and I see
- 40:01the principal. I'm like I re.
- 40:04Like, that's when it was like. Leo was a cool guy so he didn't
- 40:09even care if that was if that was like Serto, like you would
- 40:12have been like serving like 6 Saturdays just because like that
- 40:15guy was. He was a nice guy, I'm pretty
- 40:17sure. Leo was a cool guy.
- 40:18He passed away unfortunately. Recipes but yeah, that was kind
- 40:22of shitty, but I'd like that was I don't that doesn't happen
- 40:25often where but that that's what happens where it goes like.
- 40:30That's what you're talking. About and then I'm like, I don't
- 40:32see. Anything.
- 40:33I think Dan thought that shit was a dog when he saw that.
- 40:36I just wanted to circle it back to sweetie because I'm telling
- 40:38you that was that. Unless you no, he had me put it
- 40:41back in my locker. Then my locker smells like
- 40:43fucking cream cheese for the rest bro like.
- 40:47Fuck it's like $1.50 Pago, just go.
- 40:49Buy a fucking another one after class bro dollar 58 Yeah bro
- 40:52dollar 53 bro. Like that was different time for
- 40:54the high school was pretty how much money were like how much
- 40:57was it? What job did you have?
- 40:59What what job did I used to like?
- 41:01I don't think I I was trapping out the bando.
- 41:03Dog, you used to like come up to me and be like yo, I just bought
- 41:05these tires 400 bucks crazy right?
- 41:08Guess what? Selling them 600.
- 41:10Yeah, that was like. Holy shit dude.
- 41:12Like how? What?
- 41:13Dude Craigslist was so bad but like dude.
- 41:16Honestly, that was a great market for you to corner because
- 41:18like you would put fucking tires on your car for like a week and
- 41:21I'd be like, yo, those look sick.
- 41:22And you'd be like, I'm going with these ones Like I'm about
- 41:25to sell these to this guy. And I was like, oh shit, OK.
- 41:28Like that was the Facebook groups dude to buy and sell
- 41:31wheels for trade or whatever. That was a good way to make
- 41:34money, I'm not going to lie. Yeah.
- 41:35Dude, I mean. Oh, wait, no, did you?
- 41:38I'm trying to think of what you did in high school for work that
- 41:41we were able to buy weed and like do things.
- 41:44I worked at Macaroni Grill. Oh my God dude this is the
- 41:48restaurant that I was talking about like.
- 41:51I started. As a Oh yeah, it was.
- 41:53Just like not. Just a busboy.
- 41:56My cousin worked there there. Was so many of us working?
- 41:59In there. That was my second stint when I
- 42:01worked there with all of us. Because you got fired the first
- 42:04time for throwing. It no, no, no.
- 42:05The first time it was. Remember George?
- 42:11He took over for the first. Boss, explain who George was.
- 42:14That was our. Boss, he's just like, yeah, he
- 42:16was just the man. Why did you do the boys?
- 42:17Like an asshole, Mr. George, give us a.
- 42:19Give us a. Mr. George, I don't know.
- 42:21I don't know. It was like if I said George,
- 42:23there were like multiple George's, but if I said George
- 42:25like that you would know exactly which George I was talking.
- 42:28About. Mr. George Anyway, that guy took
- 42:33over and I was like, I think I took the job because my cousin
- 42:37was like, you want to make a couple of bucks on the weekend?
- 42:38And I was like, again, it was like nice, because I was making
- 42:40pretty good money. Like the wait staff used to like
- 42:42hook me up with like their tips and shit, but I was working like
- 42:45Thursday, Friday, Saturday night like my sophomore year of high
- 42:48school and I was like, this fucking sucks.
- 42:50So I just told the guy that like, I'm not working like the
- 42:53next summer. And he fucking lost his mind.
- 42:57I was like, all right, dude, whatever.
- 42:58So when I came back, like all my friends were working there maybe
- 43:01like 2-3 years later and that guy was still there.
- 43:04So I came back and got a job and he was like, oh, you're going to
- 43:08quit on me again? And I was like, I mean, yeah, I
- 43:10was like, yeah, eventually. Like I don't plan on working
- 43:12here for fucking ever. Like.
- 43:15Whatever man but Mr. George. Does.
- 43:17Yeah, man, he wanted Mr. George, wanted me to work there for
- 43:19fucking ever. And I think I worked there for
- 43:21like a year and then I just like walked out.
- 43:23Like one day something happened. I think like there were like 3
- 43:27people in the restaurant and like 6 waiters.
- 43:29And I was like, I'm not taking one of those fucking tables.
- 43:31I'm just going home. Like I'm I'm going to make like
- 43:3312 bucks off these guys. Like it's not worth my time and
- 43:36the. Fact that they let us work the
- 43:39with I'm pretty sure you know when they ask you like in an
- 43:42interview, they're they're like, do you how did you hear about
- 43:44this job? Do you?
- 43:44Know anyone works here? Yeah, there.
- 43:47Was so many of our friend groups that worked.
- 43:50Fred and Ragi behind the they were chefs.
- 43:53That was my favorite part. I mean, kids in your high school
- 43:57were the chefs that like. Literally like our close friends
- 43:59were in college, are we not? No, we might have been in high
- 44:03school. No, we were in.
- 44:04College. Yeah, we were in college, Yeah.
- 44:05So it was like during the summer of college.
- 44:07They're not chefs, bro. No.
- 44:08Yeah. What?
- 44:09What? What?
- 44:09Kind of cooking is. Supposed to rygi and fed hat
- 44:12nothing so. The funny part was it made
- 44:14sense. Rygi worked in like he made like
- 44:16the fucking salads, which was like you put lettuce in a bowl
- 44:19and a little Caesar dressing on top.
- 44:20Those were like the extent of our salads.
- 44:22And then he would put like the warm bread on the plate and
- 44:24like, boil it up for you. Our buddy Fed was in charge of
- 44:29cooking like, like the fucking steak, the lasagna.
- 44:31Like damn, this one's like it was called like, remember break
- 44:35chicken? Chicken over my beg.
- 44:37Chicken under a chicken. Under my Dick.
- 44:39Is like, yeah, I don't know. It was like as.
- 44:41A server. You would try to slip that out
- 44:43to see if they would say something.
- 44:46That was it was my favorite part.
- 44:47Chicken over chicken under a brick or chicken over a brick is
- 44:50the name of the dish chicken. Under the brick chicken under
- 44:55the Dick, chicken under the Dick.
- 44:57See how many times we could get away with it.
- 44:59Was it like the movie Waiting? Like is that?
- 45:01Almost. Yeah, pretty much.
- 45:03Do you remember? That the guy who would always be
- 45:05like, like he had a bandana on. He would.
- 45:09It was. Literally the movie waiting.
- 45:10He always just go. Yo.
- 45:13That's literally waiting. I think the only chef other than
- 45:18Ryan Feder I remember is Edgar. He was so scary.
- 45:20No, no, no, there was another. Edgar was the main.
- 45:23Chef Martine. Oh, Martine.
- 45:25Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 45:26Yeah, he wasn't. Martine wasn't scary.
- 45:27Martine was George's nephew, Mr. George.
- 45:30Mr. George's nephew. Dude can.
- 45:31We go over this book, I want to my place was retarded.
- 45:33I feel like we've been enjoying this book for for a week.
- 45:36Oh. Wait, yeah, OK, so this I'm
- 45:40going to explain to everybody and study.
- 45:42Matt Geigy is a photographer that does drifting photos and
- 45:45stuff. Not just stuff, but very
- 45:48creative way that he presents. And there's this drift event
- 45:52called Final Bout, where it's kind of like the Mecca of.
- 45:54Like, you know what things? That we do.
- 45:57No, yeah, I know. I mean, that's perfect.
- 46:01The final bout I. Mean the final belt?
- 46:04No, I don't do that one. No, but that's like the extent
- 46:08of that's perfect, because I want to show you how fucking
- 46:11crazy this is that this guy Mac makes things that look like
- 46:15this. First of all, here's a little
- 46:16message page. I've seen plenty of cars videos.
- 46:20Yeah, Drifting Me final bout is like the the Mecca event of the
- 46:24year. Yeah.
- 46:24So like things like this, like, look at this spread.
- 46:27OK, I want to take the time to read this in a little bit, but
- 46:31just not on the podcast. Yeah, but like, the way it's all
- 46:33presented, these photos look fucking crazy.
- 46:36What the? Fuck.
- 46:40There's like a lot of work. So there's like different stages
- 46:43like this one's in Japan. So he has like the special stage
- 46:45Japan, which I guess he went to, which is crazy.
- 46:47He went to like every single one.
- 46:48Every. Single one, yeah.
- 46:50So they have special stages that are like scattered throughout
- 46:52the country and then they have the main one that's in Wisconsin
- 46:56in like September. So he went to everyone for a
- 46:59whole year and just took photos. Dude, this looks.
- 47:01Fucking nuts. Mac, what the fuck is that?
- 47:04Yo, that's the silk. That was Smitty's first car
- 47:06right here. Shut up.
- 47:08I wish. That's what it looked.
- 47:10Like, but yeah, so these Japan photos are why.
- 47:14Yeah, what the hell the photos are.
- 47:15Sick dude. Congratulations on finishing
- 47:18this because this looks absolutely ballistic.
- 47:21And I could only the picture on the right is sick.
- 47:24I could only imagine how much money this costs to make too.
- 47:27No, it's the fact that the execution, the execution is
- 47:30there. Like it's not just a bunch of
- 47:32photos. Like look at lean sense like it.
- 47:36It gives you a feeling of like what lean sense is like right
- 47:39there. But like like the photo?
- 47:41On the last page where it's like he's going around the corner and
- 47:44it's got like the whole like it gives you like the yeah, yeah,
- 47:48that's sick. Dope.
- 47:50Alright, I'm going to forward a little bit.
- 47:53So this is in. Texas like dude, he was really
- 47:56in every single. And he writes a whole story.
- 47:58Hey. This is Jed Davis, bro.
- 48:01You would love Jed Davis. Yeah, they would.
- 48:04They would hang. Yeah, Jed.
- 48:05Jed is a funny guy, man. Dude, he's from Texas.
- 48:08Just we, I took him out, we took him out to, he took us out to
- 48:11Jersey City essentially because we're trying to find something
- 48:15to do and we went to Barcade and then got drunk and went to the
- 48:18Colgate Tar and just smoked his Housington.
- 48:23But yeah, it's just absolutely amazing.
- 48:24I want to take some time to appreciate it on my own.
- 48:26Time. So he's got these for sale.
- 48:27Malcolm, do you know where we could look this up?
- 48:30Do you know Carl? Hey, Ray Watson, it's on
- 48:32Instagram. I think this is Christian.
- 48:34I think. I don't know.
- 48:35I'm not sure. I don't want to confuse that,
- 48:37but. I was talking to him today.
- 48:38I was like, yo, you should come to the podcast.
- 48:40Yeah, he should. He really fucking should.
- 48:42But like, shout out on Mac, I want to go through that again,
- 48:44maybe on Patreon or something like that.
- 48:45And then. Yeah.
- 48:48Yeah, those photos are safe. Dude that is insane actually I
- 48:52want to scroll through it some more or scroll through it.
- 48:53Yeah, you got to look through the whole thing, flip through it
- 48:55some more, but his Instagram is Mac dot Mac.
- 49:00No, it's cardiac arrest. You're right, this is someone
- 49:02trying to buy something. You're crazy.
- 49:07Dude, it's it's been a pleasure having you, Smitty.
- 49:09We're not done yet. Don't think that you're done.
- 49:11Do you have to go to the bathroom or?
- 49:12Anything. No, I'm pretty good, right?
- 49:13Now car, so car as in car dot DAC under score arrest.
- 49:18And that's I guess you can just click his DM for yeah.
- 49:22I mean, I don't know how you get this book, to be honest with
- 49:24you. I don't.
- 49:25Know 'cause he's got no link or anything, but just send him a
- 49:27message if you're interested. He's got it pinned on there on
- 49:29his Instagram. Mac, you should put a link to.
- 49:31This thing so you can buy it. Unless this is a you think it's.
- 49:34Sold out already? Unless it's sold out too, I
- 49:36don't know. Maybe final bout selling it, who
- 49:39knows, but it's pretty sick. It's a lot of photos in there
- 49:44dude. It's a shit load of photos and a
- 49:45lot of work like it's not. Can I show you one that is my
- 49:48favorite? Go for it.
- 49:51Everything good life wise, other otherwise in life.
- 49:54Smitty. Yeah, I guess so.
- 50:01You got to see this first of. All we don't see each other
- 50:03often. Dude, I, I, I hope everybody
- 50:05knows that as well. Like, that page is sick.
- 50:09I like this one. Yeah, but I that's sweet, Dude.
- 50:12This photo of Hayes, it's pretty sick.
- 50:18Dude, hey, shout out Hayes and Mike P, Jeff, Corey and Matt.
- 50:24I almost forgot Matt. That's fucking terrible.
- 50:27And Jeff, did I say Jeff? Dude, do you remember Jeff you?
- 50:32Got to write him down. Jeff was Jeff.
- 50:35Is the the Jeff that would like pass out all the time on his
- 50:39motorcycle and shit what he'd be driving home late as not late as
- 50:43fuck and we're like, dude, we hope he gets home.
- 50:46I don't. Remember, he'd be pulling Remy
- 50:48out the back of the motorcycle. You don't remember that?
- 50:51No. There was this guy.
- 50:53We knew his name was Jeff. I was doing good.
- 50:55There wasn't your boy in Bergenfield, was he?
- 50:57Yeah, it was, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 50:58That Jeff, I didn't know he was. I didn't know he was falling
- 51:01asleep on his fucking motorcycles.
- 51:02All the time, dude. Yeah, it's not good.
- 51:06Yeah, well, we're still here. I think he's still all right,
- 51:08which is great. I mean, it sounds like you
- 51:10haven't talked to him in a little bit, so I hope.
- 51:14The photos of proceeding here dude, fucking crazy.
- 51:20And dude, that car sounds nuts. Simba's car.
- 51:23You need to finish your shit up. Yeah.
- 51:25That car sounds awesome and it ran the entire weekend so.
- 51:30This is my favorite photo of the book.
- 51:33That looks like a skateboard deck.
- 51:35I'm pretty sure that photo is on a skateboard deck.
- 51:38It might be Ilya's RX7 FD. This thing I don't know.
- 51:43Something about this side shot is just.
- 51:45Perfect. It does look really fucking
- 51:46good. And he's got the.
- 51:48Just like the whole. T30 sevens in the front and then
- 51:50the matching gram lights in the back.
- 51:53It's kind of sick and thrash. Racing We should put some
- 51:56fucking wheels on the work V. No way.
- 52:02You never summit, you never got into cars or anything like that.
- 52:05Or let me influence you in any. Right.
- 52:07Because he saw you and he's like, I'm good.
- 52:09Yeah. No.
- 52:10Well, it was more like if I ever had an issue, I'd be like, yo
- 52:12Carl, the fuck's wrong with my car, and he would just fix it
- 52:16for me. So I just never really had to.
- 52:18You ready? For your favorite photo is.
- 52:22That Front St., Yeah. Just doesn't it look like a
- 52:25meme? Why would you say that they were
- 52:29great? Yeah, I got to show Josh this
- 52:31photo. Oh my my God, it's just French
- 52:33St. and they're just in the clouds.
- 52:35Head in the clouds, babe. But yeah, sick book.
- 52:38I'm glad he gave it to you. We should get you a little cool
- 52:42car. I feel like you would enjoy it,
- 52:43didn't you? Call, I told you the other day,
- 52:45yeah, I want to, but like it's just with work.
- 52:48I don't think it would make sense.
- 52:49Why not imagine you're pulling into the work?
- 52:52Clot and you're just because I could just fucking well, I don't
- 52:54have to pull into the work clock because I could just drive my
- 52:56car around all the time. So I was just like drive it back
- 52:59and forth and then that's like when I'm home, I'm just driving
- 53:03around do. You have a gas card?
- 53:06They gave me one too. Yeah.
- 53:08So. Oh my God, isn't it sick?
- 53:10Yeah, so that's the other thing. Like why the fuck would I want
- 53:12to fill up gas in my car? But like everywhere, every once
- 53:15in a while I am driving around and I'm like, fuck, it would
- 53:17really just like if I was when I'm on the highway and I'm just
- 53:20like driving and like chilling, it would just be like, I want to
- 53:23fucking feel like I'm like. I want.
- 53:29To ask some of these questions because they're good for
- 53:30everyone. Go for it, yeah.
- 53:32Well first, first thing I get get it out of the way.
- 53:34Why is everyone in here saying DAP me up my boy?
- 53:39Is this something we missed? I don't.
- 53:40Fucking say that. DAP me up.
- 53:43Do you say that, Smitty? That definitely sounds like a
- 53:45Carl thing. No, no.
- 53:46No DAP me. Up, my boy.
- 53:48Even Josh in here DAP me up, my boy.
- 53:51So I don't know if this is something that we missed.
- 53:53Did Eddie do something that we don't know about?
- 53:55I have. No idea.
- 53:56What that means I don't. Know what does that?
- 53:58Mean there must be some Internet thing that we missed.
- 54:01We're slow. We're going to hear about it
- 54:02next. Week, there's like four or five
- 54:03people in here. OK, so that's who.
- 54:04Are the people that are saying it, I'll tell you.
- 54:07Excite dot JP which is. OK, that's Justin Fox.
- 54:10So. He he knows something al under
- 54:13score vang. FOK that's Al from D walk in and
- 54:18Midwest. He said DAP me up or DAP MTM up.
- 54:24I don't know what that means. What?
- 54:25What? Do you know what that is?
- 54:28I don't know what this is. It has nothing to do with cars.
- 54:31I don't think so. No, but it's we.
- 54:34Oh no, there's more 100 shovel heads or one MTM.
- 54:38What's MTM? Can you look this up?
- 54:40Just look up dat me up MTM. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 54:44About to find some. Shit.
- 54:45Look it up over there on your monitor first.
- 54:48No, let's get it on the big screen.
- 54:49Yeah. What's MTM?
- 54:51Come on dude, we got 1 the same reaction.
- 54:53Dab me up, my boy. Who's asking?
- 54:55#Mtm look at these. Damn man, we missed something.
- 55:03What are we doing? What's MTM?
- 55:05Everyone that I'm talking about right now, y'all gotta get off
- 55:07the Internet. That's all I'm saying.
- 55:08What's MTMI? Don't know.
- 55:10I'm not on the Internet every day or during the day right now
- 55:13because I'm working. You know who would know?
- 55:15Eddie would know. Fuck.
- 55:18Eddie just. Called Josh.
- 55:20Fucking ask him. He's going to.
- 55:21I'm about. To no, he's going to be pissed
- 55:22if you call him. Don't do that.
- 55:24I can't find anything. I don't know.
- 55:26OK, Why'd you ask a real question?
- 55:28All right, we'll get to the serious questions.
- 55:32Favorite Halo game? Were you a Halo version?
- 55:36Yeah, I don't think I got into Halo till like, I probably got
- 55:39into Halo at the wrong time. Like I was always a PlayStation
- 55:42guy and all my friends were on Xbox.
- 55:45So then by the time I got an Xbox, all my fucking friends
- 55:48went to PlayStation. It was.
- 55:49Insane. That's crazy.
- 55:50But I would probably say 3 is my favorite.
- 55:53Like, yeah, 'cause I played all the campaigns, I was mostly a
- 55:57campaign guy and like the extent of my Halo playing like online
- 56:02was like when I would go to my buddy's house.
- 56:04Yeah, I was. Like pick up the sticks.
- 56:05Halo 2 is the one. Halo 2 is a good one.
- 56:09Yeah, what about? You.
- 56:10I didn't know you were an Xbox. The only time I played Xbox and
- 56:13I was asking somebody about this before was when we had this
- 56:16brief stint where our friend group of like 1012 kids would
- 56:19play GTA. GTA5 on 360 was so fucking fun.
- 56:26I remember seeing people playing.
- 56:27Yeah, online 'cause then it was like.
- 56:29Yeah, you just have a whole lot of life.
- 56:30On three six, No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 56:32That's the one though, right? No, no, we had, I made this
- 56:34track called jumps, jumps, jumps and it was literally just a
- 56:37straight away with like 10 jumps and it was like you had to just
- 56:41jump over highways and shit. That's GTA for me.
- 56:45OK, Like that's what I remember. I don't like when people like,
- 56:48yeah, I don't like when people like GTA.
- 56:49You said make a track. Yeah, online you were able to
- 56:53like the race and like do other. Things you could like make a
- 56:57track. On that you could do some crazy
- 56:59things I. Thought it was just like a free
- 57:00world where like you. Just bro if.
- 57:01You play GTA Online because they have like now they have like
- 57:04mini games and like missions where you can like, it's kind of
- 57:07fun that we were playing. We just got back into it
- 57:09recently. There's a so you fucking drive
- 57:12off like a fucking Cliff essentially, and your car has a
- 57:14parachute. So you're trying to land it on
- 57:17the middle like you're trying to pin it in the and like you can
- 57:20bump other people off. It's pretty fun.
- 57:21Dude, But back in, back when it was on 360, there was less
- 57:25likelihood that somebody just for some reason would come in
- 57:28and just bomb everybody. You know what I mean?
- 57:30Where there's somebody hack in the lobby and then they just
- 57:32explode everybody. I guess yeah, I I saw the
- 57:35beginning of like the the GTA Online thing.
- 57:37It was interesting, but I was thinking like it evolved a lot
- 57:40over the years. Oh, it's turned into like that.
- 57:43That's why like, because like you always see the complaints
- 57:45online like oh, we're going to be like 45 when GTA 6 comes out
- 57:48like actually. They delete it again, right?
- 57:51Yeah, but it's like, because so many people are spending money
- 57:53on GTA5 Online, like if I was the owner of Rockstar, I'd be
- 57:56like, fuck, I'm not putting that game out for another like 20
- 57:59years. Like people are still buying
- 58:01like. People are gonna go crazy with
- 58:03the new. One, yeah.
- 58:04Oh, absolutely. Oh, the whole they're gonna make
- 58:06so much money off that game. The whole time we're playing
- 58:08GTA, I remember there was one time we were on GTA Online and
- 58:13that whole spiel at Garden State Plaza, that whole unfortunate
- 58:17series of events. At Garden State.
- 58:19Plaza yeah, was going on. Do you remember that?
- 58:22Yeah dude, that that was nuts. You're all just on GTA and it's
- 58:25like yo look at the. News.
- 58:27And you're doing that shit on GTA.
- 58:28They're like, Oh my. Gosh the fuck.
- 58:30But nothing happened, right? No one.
- 58:32No one got shut. Up.
- 58:32I don't think so that time. Yeah, you just walked in there
- 58:35that. Time did this happen?
- 58:37Again, well, I mean, there's just so many instances of, yeah,
- 58:40I feel like I, I think that mall has had multiple issues like
- 58:44that, not like to that extent, but they've definitely had
- 58:47issues there. What else do we got, Francisio?
- 58:52Well, we got the standard Who would win in a fight?
- 58:5410 rhinos versus 10 Hippos, all equal playing field.
- 58:58OK, which is a different one. 10 rhinos, 10 hippos.
- 59:03The rhinos, They got a pointy thing.
- 59:05Yeah, but I was. That was my exact first thought.
- 59:07But the hippos got a fucking crazy.
- 59:10Chomp. And I think they're bigger.
- 59:12Yeah. How much big?
- 59:13Like, I don't know. So like, yeah, the rhino can get
- 59:15the point perfectly, Adam, but if the hippo gets like one bite
- 59:19on them, I think they're fucked. Because rhinos made out of
- 59:21rocks. I feel like rhinos should not be
- 59:23a thing that's alive right now with the humans like that.
- 59:25Looks like a dinosaur to be honest with you.
- 59:27Well, that's a. Bone, I think, yeah, that's
- 59:29their bone. I think that I think the rhinos
- 59:32are going extinct. They are.
- 59:34I mean, maybe, I don't know. That's like a funny grinosaur.
- 59:36I know like the white rhino I think is like there's only a
- 59:39couple. Left in the world sex pill.
- 59:41The white rhino. Oh yeah, the Rhino 60. 9 The
- 59:43rhinos from the gas station. You ever take one of?
- 59:46Them. No dude, that would.
- 59:48I know you've taken. No, no.
- 59:49You. You like, I've done enough
- 59:52things to like probably stop my heart.
- 59:54I don't think I need to take the rhino pill from the gas station
- 59:57to add that to the list. There are estimated to be around
- 1:00:0027 to 30,000 rhinos left in the world, with the most recent
- 1:00:02estimates suggesting about 28,000.
- 1:00:04This is a significant decrease. So what's going on with them?
- 1:00:07People hunting them, 'cause I would.
- 1:00:08That thing's crazy. It's the.
- 1:00:11I'm not like the biggest. Rhino.
- 1:00:13Oh, you're not a rhino expert? Well, I'm not like I just
- 1:00:15animals in general. But what the fuck is he doing
- 1:00:18with his mouth back there? Wait, go back, go, go, go, go
- 1:00:22back. What is he doing?
- 1:00:23It's kind of crazy though because I don't even think they
- 1:00:25use any other part of the rhino other than the Tusk.
- 1:00:29So like they kill the rhino and just to take the horn which is
- 1:00:31I. Mean you got to at least eat it.
- 1:00:33Look at all that meat. Dude that meat looks like it
- 1:00:35would be dry as tough and fuck. And whatever man, you got to
- 1:00:38eat, you got to eat. So is this.
- 1:00:40This is obviously a mammal. Correct.
- 1:00:42I would say so. He's got what the fuck?
- 1:00:46Yeah, second, I was. Thinking it's a dinosaur, you
- 1:00:48know it. Says second largest mammal on
- 1:00:50Earth after elephants. Oh really?
- 1:00:52OK, so how big are hippos? Malc hippos aren't as big as.
- 1:00:57Hippos might not be mammals though.
- 1:00:59I think they are. Look at that.
- 1:01:00Let's check. That one, that one right there,
- 1:01:02that. One wins every time.
- 1:01:05That's sick dude. Dude, yeah.
- 1:01:08Is that? Dude that those things are
- 1:01:09scary. No?
- 1:01:10Can you go to the video of the of the hippo following the
- 1:01:13video? That looks like Neil.
- 1:01:14If you just put hippo. That's pretty wild that like,
- 1:01:17there's three photos of hippos and that's just the second one,
- 1:01:20dude. Watch this video, some of you're
- 1:01:21not scared of these fucking things.
- 1:01:23Shopping. What?
- 1:01:25He is shopping. Yeah, that one.
- 1:01:27Yeah, dude. Fucking Trying to get ohh no ohh
- 1:01:30no no. This isn't right at fucking no,
- 1:01:32it's. Not.
- 1:01:33A. Ride.
- 1:01:34This is right at great. At bro, you think this isn't
- 1:01:36Jaws? Oh my God.
- 1:01:37Oh my God. Look at the fucking wave under
- 1:01:40there. Oh stop.
- 1:01:41Oh my God. Is freaking me out.
- 1:01:44Look at this shit. Dude.
- 1:01:46Hell no. Bro that thing is zooming.
- 1:01:49Dude, OK, you see how fucking dark the water is?
- 1:01:52That's when I get scared of swimming.
- 1:01:54So anacondas. Because imagine.
- 1:01:56That. Imagine fucking you're in the
- 1:01:58middle of that water and you see that hippo just coming.
- 1:02:01Out. I wasn't always scared of that
- 1:02:02back then. Like like ever.
- 1:02:04As a kid I would swim in any lake, any water at fucking Feds
- 1:02:08beach house. I'm swimming in the water, I'm
- 1:02:10lifting the jet ski up, whatever we need to do.
- 1:02:12Malcolm, what do you think about that video?
- 1:02:15Would you be bugging out on that boat?
- 1:02:16I'd be scared as fuck, those things are huge.
- 1:02:18Malcolm probably jump on that, do a kick flip or something.
- 1:02:21That ride it out. Yeah, What do you think?
- 1:02:23Oh no. Like.
- 1:02:24Who do you? Think would win?
- 1:02:25With a rider ride a hippo but they would probably just fuck
- 1:02:28you up. Rhinos are hippos.
- 1:02:30Rhinos are hippos or 10:10. On 10?
- 1:02:32I don't know. That's hard.
- 1:02:35That's hard. I think I'm going hippo.
- 1:02:37I'm definitely going rhino. Can you look up how like, like
- 1:02:43can you find out where they fall in size with mammals as far as
- 1:02:49yeah. Here we go.
- 1:02:50Here hippos, hippos. There we.
- 1:02:51Go. There we go.
- 1:02:51There we go, images. Oh, here we go.
- 1:02:54They're the same exact size. Yeah.
- 1:02:55The rhino. It's got a weapon, bro.
- 1:02:57Yeah. Come on little real fight
- 1:02:59YouTube who would win? Yeah, but like which one's
- 1:03:02faster and shit? And then like, where are we
- 1:03:04going? Like are they taking it to it
- 1:03:06even playing field too? Are they taking it to the water
- 1:03:09like? I love, I love when they put
- 1:03:11these videos up and they just don't even remotely get close to
- 1:03:13fighting. Dude they're not even fighting,
- 1:03:15they're like 3 different videos stitched.
- 1:03:18Love it. 896 views. Congratulations.
- 1:03:21It's going to stay like Can. You go to ChatGPT and just wow,
- 1:03:23look at that. We're in the same, we're in the
- 1:03:25same fucking. Person.
- 1:03:26I like that. What is happening?
- 1:03:29We do have an account but you can do if you just search
- 1:03:31ChatGPT. Don't do this on the.
- 1:03:33There you go. There we go.
- 1:03:34Yeah. They'll tell us make sure you do
- 1:03:3810 verse 10 like that matters. He knows how to word it, too.
- 1:03:48OK, rhinos. There's a weapon and they can
- 1:03:50get brutal. Though it would be.
- 1:03:52Brutal. Evenly matched.
- 1:03:54Yeah. OK.
- 1:03:57We don't even have to use our brains anymore.
- 1:03:58We didn't even need to pull this up.
- 1:04:00Rhinos are 6 we. Could have just had a normal
- 1:04:02conversation about why the rhinos would have won.
- 1:04:05Rhinos weigh more than most. We would have came to this
- 1:04:07conclusion on our own. Large sized trucks, yeah.
- 1:04:11That was I guess my biggest question, just the rhino have
- 1:04:14enough speed because I feel like that hippo in the water was
- 1:04:17quick. Oh here we go, water based
- 1:04:19fight. Hippos dominate.
- 1:04:21OK, I didn't know. There you go.
- 1:04:24Rhinos can charge at 30 to 40 kilometers an hour.
- 1:04:27Yeah, dude, with a pointy thing, you're done.
- 1:04:31Oh wow, this is. This is I would just fucking
- 1:04:33sidestep that thing. OK on land, on right out there
- 1:04:36from water. Dude, Smitty goes earlier.
- 1:04:38Speaking of sidestepping earlier, Smitty thought that
- 1:04:40drift, the takeover scene, was drifting.
- 1:04:43He was like, every time I see a video of that, I think of you.
- 1:04:46Yeah, I yeah, I assume that's what you're doing.
- 1:04:49I assume that's what. Carl's it's not different,
- 1:04:50different, different, different. Yeah.
- 1:04:52But OK, so I also didn't realize that these people were purposely
- 1:04:55trying to dodge the cars. I thought the guy in the car was
- 1:04:59just going way too far and fucking these people up, I
- 1:05:02thought. I realized this.
- 1:05:03Was like what it's? I thought that's what it was.
- 1:05:05That's what I thought it was. I thought.
- 1:05:06That's what it was too. You're not trying to get hit.
- 1:05:09Yeah, the way Carl explained it to me is like they're like
- 1:05:11fucking matadors and they're like trying to sidestep the cars
- 1:05:13like it's a fucking bowl. No, they.
- 1:05:15Do they probably are doing that's?
- 1:05:17Crazy they're doing that. What the fuck so.
- 1:05:18That's what kids are doing now. You know, I they just hit each
- 1:05:22other with fucking Dodge chargers and shit.
- 1:05:24That's. So insane.
- 1:05:25That's what I don't understand bro.
- 1:05:27Like that's what I'm saying. Like our kid experience was fun
- 1:05:30even talking about the little stories that we did today.
- 1:05:32Like that shit. Was, I mean like we did stupid
- 1:05:34shit, but we didn't hit each other with with our cars.
- 1:05:38We threw my stuff out on each other's.
- 1:05:40Cars remember when right guy rear-ended me?
- 1:05:41I just got this fucking Audi and our friend Ryan just fucking
- 1:05:46parked at a I'm not parking, I'm at a stop sign.
- 1:05:49First week I've had this thing I'm like what the fuck?
- 1:05:55Yeah, that idiot fucking hit me in your driveway too.
- 1:05:58So I was backing out and I like cars were just coming by and I
- 1:06:02guess he just wasn't looking behind him and he just went
- 1:06:05boom. And I was like, get out of my
- 1:06:06car. I'm like, what the fuck are you
- 1:06:07doing? He's like, I didn't see you.
- 1:06:10I was like. What do you mean?
- 1:06:12This next question is pretty crazy.
- 1:06:15If you had a fist fight someone in your family, who would it be?
- 1:06:18Oh my God. My immediate family.
- 1:06:20Yeah. Has to be I I got my ears.
- 1:06:24Felt like it would just have to be my brother, not because I
- 1:06:26think I would win but just because like I couldn't fight my
- 1:06:30mother, father or sister so. Why can't you fight your sister?
- 1:06:35I'm beating the shit out of myself.
- 1:06:36I'm beating. The fuck out of my I definitely
- 1:06:38kick my sister's ass but like, I'm good.
- 1:06:40I'm that's my answer. Yeah, Kenneth is taller than me,
- 1:06:44little bit more built than me. He probably kicked my ass the
- 1:06:46last not fighting my dad the. Last time I fought my brother we
- 1:06:50were like blacked out in Boston and he used to always kick my
- 1:06:52ass and like he was literally I like no joke maybe pushed him
- 1:06:57like so lightly falls in the middle of the street right
- 1:07:02outside Fenway Park and is flopping on the ground like a
- 1:07:05fish. It was the funniest thing I've
- 1:07:07ever seen. Sounds like he was having a
- 1:07:08neurological problem. He was, he was like literally
- 1:07:11struggling. Like it was insane.
- 1:07:13I mean, we were that was maybe the drunkest I've ever been in
- 1:07:15my life. But Oh my God, it is so because
- 1:07:18anytime like he brings anything up, I'm like, you remember what
- 1:07:21happened in Boston? Like do you want me to?
- 1:07:23Do that to you again. He's like, he's like, I don't
- 1:07:25think it was you. I was like, I don't know, man,
- 1:07:26like. Malcolm.
- 1:07:30I'm playing my brother, my little brother.
- 1:07:32Yeah, that would be good. I'd like to see that fight.
- 1:07:34That'd be funny, that. Might be pretty fair.
- 1:07:36Yeah, would you do shrooms with aliens?
- 1:07:40Yeah, A. 100% is it my? Did I provide the shrooms?
- 1:07:45No. Then yeah.
- 1:07:48Then yeah. Dude, space shrooms are probably
- 1:07:52crazy. You're really were you there?
- 1:07:55Were you there when we did them in hool hands?
- 1:07:57That was one of the that was the first time I ever took shrimp.
- 1:07:59Yeah, we like, we split it down now.
- 1:08:02We were, we're like, we're like eating dinner at Houlihan's and
- 1:08:07like Carl just like, pulls it out of his pocket.
- 1:08:09No, we planned this. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 1:08:12We're just pulling fucking shrooms.
- 1:08:14Out of there. Well, for yes, well, we did plan
- 1:08:16it. But Carl, you still just pulled
- 1:08:18it out of your. Pocket like threw it on the
- 1:08:19fucking Houlihan's table and then we all be doing this.
- 1:08:23What? I know it was dark in the
- 1:08:25Houlihan's. That was the best we could have
- 1:08:26thought of. I feel it.
- 1:08:27Was pretty good. I bowled a 2 / 200 that.
- 1:08:30Night I just remember being like really high doing because we
- 1:08:33didn't take enough that like. Yeah, I was just perfect enough
- 1:08:36to do 200 in bowling bowl till you die.
- 1:08:39That's just because, yeah, we used to bowl way too much.
- 1:08:42I was nasty at bowling bro Malcolm bowls.
- 1:08:46I haven't bowled in a long time. A minute.
- 1:08:48He's got his own ball and shit. It's fun.
- 1:08:52That's when you know it is fun. That is when you know I got my
- 1:08:54own balls. I got 2.
- 1:08:58So you need special milk. All right, get.
- 1:09:05Fucked if you had to drive one track for the rest of your life.
- 1:09:09Other than English town, what would it be?
- 1:09:17I hate this question for the record.
- 1:09:18I don't know. I'd pick the Belgian circuit.
- 1:09:23OK, I, I swear to God, fair enough.
- 1:09:25I love. Oh, are you a Formula One
- 1:09:27person? I like, I mean, I don't watch it
- 1:09:29too much, but I love playing the game and that's easing my
- 1:09:32favorite track in the game. You ever see the fucking movie
- 1:09:35Gran Turismo where the kids like yeah.
- 1:09:37I know this track. I've raced it a million times.
- 1:09:39It's. Good, I was ever.
- 1:09:41On if I was. Ever on the Belgian track?
- 1:09:43That would be me and I'd be like.
- 1:09:46The movie was good or what? I didn't ever saw the movie but.
- 1:09:50I saw that. I saw the trailer.
- 1:09:51Yeah. What the fuck?
- 1:09:53The trailer. I don't know why that's like the
- 1:09:55one part of the trailer that in Orlando Bloom being in the
- 1:09:57movie. The movie was pretty good.
- 1:09:59It wasn't good. Yeah, I like driving movies.
- 1:10:02Yeah. What a Ford versus Ferrari.
- 1:10:03Dude, that was a good movie. Man, the best one is Rush.
- 1:10:07You ever see Rush? You need that.
- 1:10:10Bro it's an F1 movie, you got to watch that.
- 1:10:12Movie, but is that it's with the dude because I saw the I've seen
- 1:10:17so I've seen the Niki Lauda movie.
- 1:10:18Yes, that's it. OK, yeah, that was a great
- 1:10:20fucking movie. That's what I was trying to do.
- 1:10:22So good. They're making a new.
- 1:10:23James Hunt Yes, the F1 movie looks sick, Yeah.
- 1:10:26Doesn't it looks like I don't know?
- 1:10:27I don't know. So when the fuck is this?
- 1:10:29So did you so. Weird.
- 1:10:31It is a little weird, but so the reason I think it's gonna be
- 1:10:34really good is it's the guy who did Top Gun Maverick, yes.
- 1:10:37So I think like Brad Pitt, whether yeah, whether or not
- 1:10:39like this story's gonna be good. I mean, I think it seems pretty
- 1:10:42interesting, like old drivers used to be in Formula One.
- 1:10:44Burned out like. That's the.
- 1:10:46Whole point helps. Like a young uprising star who's
- 1:10:49never won before. But like, he's going to.
- 1:10:51Be next night. You know what it is?
- 1:10:53I think it's just like, I just, I, I don't know, like if I was
- 1:10:57younger, I feel like, wow, this is gonna be a cool movie.
- 1:10:59But like, now that I'm older, I'm just like, that motherfucker
- 1:11:01can't drive a fucking Ford Pinto around a fucking yeah.
- 1:11:05I then. Drive a car?
- 1:11:06No, no shot, I think. Because just because of the
- 1:11:09director, I'm like, and because of my interest in F1, like I'm
- 1:11:12excited, I think, like the camera work and like I think, I
- 1:11:14think. It's gonna be a good.
- 1:11:15I think it's. Gonna be like, yeah, I think
- 1:11:16it's gonna be really cool, like scenes and like visuals.
- 1:11:19Like whether or not it's a good movie.
- 1:11:20I'm gonna get Brad Pitt's pretty good.
- 1:11:21So you do top. Brad, man, I'll see anything
- 1:11:23with Brad Pitt. You desk my like Top Gun ravy.
- 1:11:26It was a good movie. Highway to the Danger home.
- 1:11:28People, a lot of people say they like Top Gun Maverick more than
- 1:11:31they like Top. Gun OG.
- 1:11:32I'm one of those people, yeah, yeah.
- 1:11:34Top Top Gun OG, I say it now and I I said it before, but it's a
- 1:11:39good movie there. It's it was a good movie for its
- 1:11:41time and, and it was very pivotal, pivotal and very like,
- 1:11:46yeah, it took a lot of effort. It gave one of the best driving
- 1:11:49tracks ever. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:11:52Dude, yeah, that was, that was the speed zone, that that was a
- 1:11:55speed song, right? There, that song was so fucking
- 1:11:57good when Carl would be going like 100 miles an hour.
- 1:12:00Oh. God.
- 1:12:01No, it was never. Usually it was never.
- 1:12:02I was. Going to say that sounds scary a
- 1:12:04little. It sounds terrifying, but it's
- 1:12:05not as terrifying. No, we've definitely, we've
- 1:12:07definitely whipped it around. But yeah, I will give Carl the
- 1:12:10credit that I've never actually felt like I was in danger in his
- 1:12:13car. Yeah.
- 1:12:16Except the two wheels Night, no. No, no, no, that's dude.
- 1:12:19Yeah. On the way home from Holiday
- 1:12:21Bowl. Dude, there's a railroad track
- 1:12:23Holiday Bowl in Oakland. Do you know what I'm talking
- 1:12:24about? No.
- 1:12:25OK, whatever. You're not even going to know.
- 1:12:26But it was like down like this. And there was like a railroad
- 1:12:29track because, you know, the railroad track has to be flat
- 1:12:31and then another down. So we fucking like had the
- 1:12:34Odyssey like packed out and just fucking.
- 1:12:37There's always a jump in the town, you know what I mean?
- 1:12:39There's always that one. Yeah.
- 1:12:41Like I remember there was one in this town over for me that woah
- 1:12:45I saw there was a video of this kid fucking flying through the
- 1:12:49air. I was like, I can't believe the
- 1:12:51car survived that shit like. I thought my, I thought I was
- 1:12:54going to bottom at my car today. There was like a fucking speed
- 1:12:57bump, but it wasn't coloured. It was just black like the
- 1:12:59asphalt And I like was not paying attention and I fucking
- 1:13:04caught air and I'm like in the mid air.
- 1:13:07I'm like Oh my God. And I was here and I'm like.
- 1:13:11Did you notice it was a speed bump before you hit it at all?
- 1:13:13It was like the second I was on it, that's when I noticed that
- 1:13:18it was. Because imagine you didn't even
- 1:13:19notice. Oh, I would have.
- 1:13:20Yeah, I probably. You would have like what the?
- 1:13:22Car real bad, yeah. Yeah, if I just thought it was
- 1:13:24like going over nothing, yeah, I probably would have been.
- 1:13:27Like it's a sinkhole. Yeah, it's happening.
- 1:13:30I would have. Lost my mind.
- 1:13:31Pat Lynch asked, Did you enjoy judging special stage ease,
- 1:13:34Carl? That was I definitely did enjoy.
- 1:13:37So this event that we're talking about, Smitty final bout, they
- 1:13:42invited me to be a judge and I, you know, had the privilege of
- 1:13:46like, walking around and yeah. I feel like we really didn't
- 1:13:49talk about that much yet. No, I got, you know, I got to
- 1:13:52walk around, talk to everybody I was judging.
- 1:13:55Like I like it because all three of the judges were a little
- 1:13:57different, but our results were all pretty much the same for a
- 1:14:01majority of the the event. Like whether it was car show
- 1:14:04driving or whatever, we all come to the same conclusion.
- 1:14:08Yeah. Though different reasonings and
- 1:14:10I was arguing with PJ and Martino, maybe not.
- 1:14:15About what you remember, Something specific or no?
- 1:14:17Just about like, I don't know, we were butt heads about what we
- 1:14:22thought was acceptable for that run for the driving aspect or
- 1:14:26what looked good. Or, you know, we would contest
- 1:14:29with each other because like we're judging and, and, and we
- 1:14:32want it to be fair. So then we, we come to reasoning
- 1:14:35with each other and then we got, we got our own results and they
- 1:14:38all, they were all really consistent and, and yeah, it was
- 1:14:42fun as fuck, really. Front St.
- 1:14:44One. Front St. 1 Hayes was close and
- 1:14:51it was just funny because Josh was like leading and drove for a
- 1:14:57little bit and then he left and he went home.
- 1:14:59That was it. Wait, what?
- 1:15:00He showed up, drove 1 and left. That sounds like Josh, yeah.
- 1:15:05But it was fun. It was very fun.
- 1:15:06And, and shout out to the Final Bow organization, Simba LA for
- 1:15:11giving me a shirt. Like I had no time to go buy a
- 1:15:14shirt. I like to go buy a shirt
- 1:15:16everywhere I go that says the fucking thing.
- 1:15:18So then I like remember it, but I didn't have time.
- 1:15:21And then I come back to my car and there was a shirt in my
- 1:15:22driver's seat. It was the fucking nicest thing.
- 1:15:27SR20 STI or 1JZ STI? The second one.
- 1:15:33It's it keeps going actually or turbo K series STI.
- 1:15:36Nope, the second one one J dude Smitty, you got to feel the car
- 1:15:40now I got to actually take you just drifting normal now it's
- 1:15:44hard now we've. Actually been drifting.
- 1:15:45In your we got, we got life now. And so it's hard to plan, but
- 1:15:48we'll we'll make some time. You got to feel this.
- 1:15:50Shit I'm going SR20 STI. You got to feel this shit.
- 1:15:56I'd rather do EJSTI but. Imagine as a time I fucking beef
- 1:16:00really fucking bad. I'm on a roll with beef and shit
- 1:16:03lately. That's not good.
- 1:16:05Yeah, maybe I'll, maybe I'll watch from the side.
- 1:16:07Maybe I'll do that. No, no, no, no.
- 1:16:08I'll be the I'll let you drive the fucking.
- 1:16:10Car what are the what are the guys you call them who stand by
- 1:16:13the cars and try and get hit by them take.
- 1:16:14Over. Yeah, I'll be the takeover guy.
- 1:16:17An edger. I don't know if I want to be an.
- 1:16:19Edger. You.
- 1:16:21You've given me edger vibes. No way dude.
- 1:16:23Edging you? Definitely big edging guy.
- 1:16:26Edging seems like like just like you're punishing yourself.
- 1:16:29Dude, you're an edger. OK, you can keep saying as much
- 1:16:33as you want. I'm just.
- 1:16:35I'm a straight edge. No, you're a straight edge.
- 1:16:38Oh. Yeah, that's different.
- 1:16:39Malcolm, what about you? Oh, I.
- 1:16:46I don't fucking know. Any more questions, Carl, just.
- 1:16:50Straight edges every night all. Right, I guess there's a
- 1:16:54question here. Why did Malcolm take a photo of
- 1:16:57Frankie's ass when he went up to?
- 1:16:58The print Fucking dude. Why did you do that?
- 1:17:02The people want to know. It was a joke bro.
- 1:17:05I go, I get up, I go to the printer.
- 1:17:07I hear I'm like. What and then?
- 1:17:10He just no, no, no, no, no, he saw.
- 1:17:13The printer in the desk in the other room.
- 1:17:14So this is so weird, Malcolm like.
- 1:17:16And then I just. Hear, I just hear.
- 1:17:18I just took a photo of your ass. I go what?
- 1:17:20And I'm just standing like what? And then he's just like giggling
- 1:17:24and I'm like, what are you talking about?
- 1:17:26I took a screenshot because I was doing something on my phone.
- 1:17:29I just thought it'd be funny if I said took a picture of your
- 1:17:32ass. Well, it's not, and I'm going to
- 1:17:33the HR department tomorrow. So OK.
- 1:17:36Fine the remote HR department. Yeah, that's coral.
- 1:17:41Yeah, that'll work out well. Wow, I like.
- 1:17:48These ones, there's a lot of crazy questions.
- 1:17:51Give me another one, otherwise I'm going to ask somebody to
- 1:17:53give me two more lines from That's My Boy.
- 1:17:55Oh God. OK, stage wheels, son or goon
- 1:17:58lights, Daughter. What's goon lights?
- 1:18:00They're the fake 57 DRS. OK.
- 1:18:02So that's not related to the one MTM thing that we're no, no, no
- 1:18:05or MTM, no, no, no MTM. I actually am so sick of seeing
- 1:18:12that fucking wheel. What goon lights?
- 1:18:14The fake 57 DRS, they're, they're, it's just everywhere.
- 1:18:18Can I see this shit? Yeah, look it up.
- 1:18:20Circuit sports, Circuit sports or circuit speed or some shit.
- 1:18:25What's? Goon lights though.
- 1:18:27It's a sticker. It's.
- 1:18:28Like what am I typing in? It's like a a circuit.
- 1:18:32What am I typing in circuit? Sport wheels.
- 1:18:39That's it. It's oh.
- 1:18:43Yeah, that 4th one right there. CSF one.
- 1:18:47Which one? No go back.
- 1:18:49Yeah, that one circuit performance.
- 1:18:53Good old Juke. Look, so it's a fake 57 Dr.
- 1:18:58Smitty. Do you think this wheel looks
- 1:18:59nice? Would you put that on the Silver
- 1:19:02Surfer? I mean.
- 1:19:03Well I want to touch my beauty with fucking parts.
- 1:19:08That shit goes fast enough for me.
- 1:19:10I mean, I think the wheel looks good.
- 1:19:11It looks. Good, but I'm just so sick of
- 1:19:13seeing them. There's so many.
- 1:19:15It's like the equivalent of like the MB battle back in the day.
- 1:19:18Yeah, I guess so. There's so many, like any car.
- 1:19:22Speaking of which, I got a question here that I'm a little
- 1:19:23bit confused about, maybe you could help me out.
- 1:19:25Why do people hype up replica thrash products but then be anti
- 1:19:31Rep wheels? So I guess how like thrash isn't
- 1:19:35really like. He's he's saying thrash isn't
- 1:19:37real. That's what he's saying.
- 1:19:39OK, but it they are. Are they I?
- 1:19:43Mean that's he's got he had he got the blessing from the owner
- 1:19:45of the company to create the Thrash Racing products.
- 1:19:48I know, but is the seat design everything like that?
- 1:19:52Is it real Real like they developed them themselves?
- 1:19:57He's, yeah, he's doing it. Yeah.
- 1:19:59OK. I mean, I don't know where
- 1:20:00they're made, but I can tell you one thing.
- 1:20:02Most things are made in Taiwan and China.
- 1:20:06So. I kind of get what they're
- 1:20:07saying, but I like my thrash sheet.
- 1:20:10It's all right, but then be. I don't, Yeah, I mean, I.
- 1:20:13Guess he's just. I think it's just anti Rep parts
- 1:20:16and he's just trying to start shit because like I have said
- 1:20:21this before too and that's my point with my car is that like I
- 1:20:24don't have to buy everything expensive if if it doesn't make
- 1:20:27sense for me to have something expensive in that use case.
- 1:20:32Yeah. Like why the fuck am I going to
- 1:20:34spend that much money? This shit is retarded.
- 1:20:36Like I don't even know why the fuck we're arguing about this.
- 1:20:39Like kids are so fucking dumb. Go go outside and touch some
- 1:20:42grass and work on your car and finish that shit.
- 1:20:45I'm over it. Damn.
- 1:20:48I need another beer and we did not up.
- 1:20:49Oh, we didn't. No, it's alright, I'll come
- 1:20:51back. Next week we got that.
- 1:20:52No, no. No, that's not me.
- 1:20:55That's not me, that's the devil. Wait a minute, you didn't pick
- 1:20:59what track it would be if you had to drive for sure like?
- 1:21:06Sakuba Circuit? That's cool, I like that one.
- 1:21:09I don't have an answer because that questions annoying me.
- 1:21:14You're annoying as fuck. If I like, I mean, I'm just
- 1:21:17going to do all the ones I've driven, I guess.
- 1:21:19And I guess I would just be fucking US air.
- 1:21:21But like I don't want to be stuck there for my whole life
- 1:21:25because we're in Wisconsin. We're in Wisconsin.
- 1:21:27That's those, that's the these photos.
- 1:21:31I like Wisconsin. I like the people there.
- 1:21:33They were very kind. Everybody there, anywhere we
- 1:21:37went, like all that the people greeted us with was nothing but
- 1:21:40kindness. You ever been to Wisconsin,
- 1:21:41Smitty? I have never been to Wisconsin.
- 1:21:44You ever been to Lambeau Field? You.
- 1:21:45Can miss it honestly. How would I've been to Lambeau
- 1:21:48Field if I've never been to Wisconsin?
- 1:21:53Damn, that's kind of set, Malcolm.
- 1:21:54A little too much. I mean, it seems like a pretty
- 1:21:58simple. Dude, you're a sports guy.
- 1:22:00If I can we we had a. Ain't the only football stadium
- 1:22:03I've been to MetLife and San Francisco.
- 1:22:09The new stadium because I was there for a USE game, which is
- 1:22:13pretty sick. We went to, we didn't go to
- 1:22:16Lambeau Field, but bro, imagine if you took a imagine if you
- 1:22:21took Interstate Plaza with how close it is to the houses and.
- 1:22:25Shit and you just Lambeau. And you just put Lambeau.
- 1:22:28Yeah, that's right. That's right.
- 1:22:30I mean, Lambeau is sick. Yeah.
- 1:22:31No bother. It's like in the middle of like
- 1:22:32a fucking. If you go, you go to this burger
- 1:22:34spot that's right there. What was it?
- 1:22:36Kroll's. That shit was fire.
- 1:22:39I'm probably never going to go to Lambeau Field, but.
- 1:22:40You should. If I if I do, I'll definitely
- 1:22:43hit you up. That field was weird, man.
- 1:22:44It felt like it was just like someone's backyard.
- 1:22:46Just. Felt like out of places.
- 1:22:48It was very just like you could just walk in there and.
- 1:22:50It's like the one you should go. It's like the one sports team
- 1:22:54probably left that's like kind of like that.
- 1:22:56Like just in the middle of like fucking a suburb.
- 1:22:58It's like not in a swamp or a landfill.
- 1:23:01No, I mean, well, let's just giant Stadium because it stinks.
- 1:23:04Yeah, but like, you think about it too, like then you got like
- 1:23:07Yankee Stadium and Citi Field are like smack in the middle of
- 1:23:10a fucking city, which is like really cool.
- 1:23:13But also, getting to a Yankee game is just a fucking pain in
- 1:23:17the ass. You should go to Lambeau Field.
- 1:23:19Dude, who's the quarterback of the Packers?
- 1:23:23If you could tell me who the quarterback of the Packers is
- 1:23:25right now. Oh.
- 1:23:26Fuck. I'd go Lambeau Field with you.
- 1:23:30Tomorrow, Aaron Rodgers. Damn, you're so close.
- 1:23:34It's not. Was that the previous one?
- 1:23:35Yeah. Damn, damn.
- 1:23:39No. Doesn't do football players, I
- 1:23:43know. I know.
- 1:23:45Damn you. Oh my.
- 1:23:45God, I was actually pretty impressed that you knew Rogers,
- 1:23:47because I thought you only knew who Kirk Cousins was.
- 1:23:50No. It was like my favorite Carl,
- 1:23:55like, like one random like football season.
- 1:23:58Carl was like, yeah, I'm really into football now.
- 1:24:00Kirk Cousins, that's my favorite player.
- 1:24:03And we were all like, why? This is something like the most
- 1:24:06random fucking. Why is that your favorite?
- 1:24:08Player he was on the Redskins. Was it the Redskins?
- 1:24:12Yeah. He I saw like a highlight reel
- 1:24:17or some shit and I was like, dude, that guy is dope.
- 1:24:19I don't know, maybe I don't know.
- 1:24:22Why did I like the fucking Toronto Maple Leafs?
- 1:24:24I just like the logo and shit. I like the Toronto Raptors.
- 1:24:28That's what I liked, basketball. With Vince Carter and.
- 1:24:30Yeah, Vince Carter. Yeah, they had some sick
- 1:24:32jerseys. Yep, that was the only reason,
- 1:24:34yeah. Yeah.
- 1:24:35I like it. That purple and like black
- 1:24:38Raptor on the front was so sick. Yeah.
- 1:24:40Like how we can do the car thing.
- 1:24:42Smitty is pretty avid in terms of like sports knowledge.
- 1:24:46So if I have a sports question or anything of the like Smitty.
- 1:24:52Ask him some weird shit right now, maybe he'll get it right.
- 1:24:54Yeah, but it's like, it's the, it's funny because I was
- 1:24:57thinking about this on the way of like how the exactly what
- 1:25:01Carl just said. But like my Carl's knowledge is
- 1:25:04like, yo, Carl, I think my rotors are fucked.
- 1:25:06And he's like, OK, here's what you're going to do.
- 1:25:08And Carl will never really ever have to ask me a question about
- 1:25:12sports, because it's never that fucking no.
- 1:25:13No, no, there's times where when I don't know.
- 1:25:17There was earlier times when I didn't understand what the fuck
- 1:25:22the sport of American football. Was.
- 1:25:24I don't understand it now. I only understand it because my
- 1:25:27friends and them like taught me it so.
- 1:25:29Yeah, I mean, I get the point, kind of.
- 1:25:31Dude, and we played a lot of sports like growing up, like we
- 1:25:34would just play basketball or football.
- 1:25:36Yeah, I mean, I probably know most about sports just because
- 1:25:39like that's I played them. Yeah.
- 1:25:41I think I like baseball more than anything else.
- 1:25:43Which I love baseball. Yeah, it's funny because I love
- 1:25:46playing baseball and like I'm watching it.
- 1:25:49I'm like, like I and I love the Yankees.
- 1:25:51It's like probably my favorite team, but.
- 1:25:53You ever do A9? I can't.
- 1:25:54Like I know people who watch like all 162 games and I'm like,
- 1:25:58dude, like that's come on, you ever did?
- 1:26:00You guys have too much I got. Too much.
- 1:26:02I got too much other shit that I want to watch and like, yeah,
- 1:26:04I'll watch. Like I'll throw it on in the
- 1:26:06background, but I can't watch fucking 9 innings or baseball
- 1:26:08every night. Yeah.
- 1:26:09Did you do the 9? No, the 9:00 and 9:00.
- 1:26:12What is 9? It's like. 9 hot dogs, 9 hot.
- 1:26:15Dogs and 9 beers in nine innings.
- 1:26:18Oh it's foul dude, give me some non alcoholic shit I'll you do
- 1:26:21that shit. That's.
- 1:26:21The is there an like? The thing is, I don't even want
- 1:26:26to give you like O'doul's or anything like that, because
- 1:26:28there's like give. Me all right here here, give me
- 1:26:31fucking 40 water bottles and then.
- 1:26:33Heineken 00. Heineken 00 is like legit.
- 1:26:36If Frankie would taste that and regurgitate.
- 1:26:38Yeah, I'm going to hate it, but I'm.
- 1:26:41Just going. To think of fucking O'doul's is
- 1:26:42going to be better. Maybe they sell it at ShopRite?
- 1:26:47I've never had o'douls so. My friend, my friend's been
- 1:26:50trying to quit drinking and shit.
- 1:26:52So he's like hey, let me get let me get this non alcoholic shit.
- 1:26:54He like drinks it. He's like just looks even more
- 1:26:57depressed. I'm like OK.
- 1:26:59Maybe it's a little yeah. Now it's depressing because it's
- 1:27:02like, oh shit, they got to come up.
- 1:27:03So I can quit drinking every time I drink.
- 1:27:06So that's. No, you don't.
- 1:27:08No, I did like every every day after the next day after I
- 1:27:11drank, I'm like, yeah, I'm never doing that again.
- 1:27:12Smitty's the guy at the bar who gets right down to his fucking
- 1:27:15Guinea tea right away, right down to the wife.
- 1:27:18Right away, not right away. I got to have a couple of drinks
- 1:27:21in me. There are definitely somebody.
- 1:27:22Starts swinging his shirt around like this with the owner of the
- 1:27:24bar and you're like what is happening?
- 1:27:26I've never the the only time they've ever told me to put my
- 1:27:29shirt back on was in Nashville, which is crazy.
- 1:27:32Yeah, and the craziest part about that was I ripped my shirt
- 1:27:37back. I set the button so like I
- 1:27:39physically couldn't put it back. And the guy was like, you got to
- 1:27:42button that shit up. And I was like, dude, like you
- 1:27:44got to take, you can find my buttons on the ground.
- 1:27:47I'll sew them back on, but like they're gone.
- 1:27:51How'd that go? I used like, just fucking like,
- 1:27:54put it over and I was like, all right.
- 1:27:55And then like he walked away and I was like, nobody cares.
- 1:27:59Jesus. So that pretty much covers all
- 1:28:02the questions. I mean there's some other weird
- 1:28:06shit but like some of these questions just don't make any
- 1:28:08sense so. This was good fun.
- 1:28:11This was a fun podcast, maybe. Thanks for coming on.
- 1:28:13Yeah. Thank you guys for having me we.
- 1:28:14Didn't really talk about anything.
- 1:28:15Well, that was the point. We were just hanging.
- 1:28:16Out. Yeah, No, that's why.
- 1:28:17I wanted to name that. So going back to that story of
- 1:28:21like that movie, that's my boy. Maybe we could like, if we have
- 1:28:26a bullshit podcast like this, maybe we could call it like
- 1:28:28that, Like protect my, protect our party.
- 1:28:31Yeah, like maybe Kobe. That's my point.
- 1:28:32I don't want to see some but. We got we need a crew for that.
- 1:28:35We need like a crew. We're going to add some more
- 1:28:37people on top of that. Who would?
- 1:28:38No, we need just one more. Who would our fourth be?
- 1:28:41I don't know. Probably Alex Avila.
- 1:28:44Oh. My God, you would love Alex,
- 1:28:46dude. Actually, Alex would love you
- 1:28:48too much. What?
- 1:28:49Does that mean? You start grabbing on Smitty and
- 1:28:51shit you. Might be a new one.
- 1:28:54Yeah, he is I. Don't know, I like a little
- 1:28:56loving once in a while. Well, thank you for coming on.
- 1:29:00Smitty. Do you have anything else to
- 1:29:01say? I don't know if you do, but.
- 1:29:03No, I don't. Know you got any announcements
- 1:29:05you wanna? Yeah, yeah.
- 1:29:06So coming up next week, actually, I'm gonna be.
- 1:29:08Coasting me live Atlantic. City doing shows Thursday,
- 1:29:13Friday. No, I mean, I appreciate you
- 1:29:16guys having me on. This was awesome.
- 1:29:17Yeah. Problem too.
- 1:29:18Nice meeting you too. Yeah, Thank you guys.
- 1:29:19We. Should come on when we.
- 1:29:20Let's go, Let's go to a baseball game sometime.
- 1:29:22Yeah, we'd definitely be down for that, dude, You would.
- 1:29:24Definitely I would have 9 hot dogs.
- 1:29:26I'll go to the. I'll go.
- 1:29:27To I will not be doing 9:00 and 9:00, but I'll definitely be
- 1:29:29down. I'll eat 9 hot dogs.
- 1:29:31I'll eat, you have the beers. Fucking OK, that sounds fair,
- 1:29:33yeah. 9 beers. Oh my God, I'm gonna be like
- 1:29:37when I ran into you at the football game.
- 1:29:40I've probably had 9 beers at. I mean, you were 9 beers deep
- 1:29:42that day. Oh, I've probably had 9 beers at
- 1:29:45a baseball game because it's easy, because if you get the
- 1:29:47tall boys and then you'll get 2 because you don't want to wait
- 1:29:49online. So I really think make like 3.
- 1:29:51Trips, but I'm just going to piss.
- 1:29:53I'm just going to have to piss that's.
- 1:29:54Usually my biggest. I think I'm going to eat 9 hot
- 1:29:56dogs no sweat. Yeah, me.
- 1:29:58Too. Like no problem I.
- 1:30:01I'm going to shit out a hot dog. Maybe around like 6 I'll be
- 1:30:04like. I don't think it was last year,
- 1:30:06I think it was like 2 years ago. I was at the a playoff game and
- 1:30:10it it was a rain delay so we were there for an extra like 2
- 1:30:13hours. Just fucking nothing to do.
- 1:30:15So I went to go get like 2 hot dogs and some fries and I
- 1:30:18couldn't find fries. I was like alright let me get 3
- 1:30:20hot dogs bro. Exact reaction because I walked
- 1:30:25back up to our seats and like my 1 buddy was like, did you just
- 1:30:28order 3 fucking hot dogs? I was like yeah dude I couldn't
- 1:30:32find anything else and I was like I'm going to be hungry,
- 1:30:34we're going to be here for like 2 hours.
- 1:30:35It's fucking raining. I went through 2 hot dogs and
- 1:30:38like almost threw up at my seat. You know what I'm more worried
- 1:30:41about how much money it's going to be from 9 hot dogs I'd be.
- 1:30:43$150.00. Yeah, like I'm way more worried
- 1:30:46about that. Trying to think you can find
- 1:30:48like if you find like the right stand, yeah, you can probably
- 1:30:49get it for like 750, which is still fucking absurd for a hot
- 1:30:52dog. Yeah, it.
- 1:30:53Costs like 25. Cents to make.
- 1:30:55But I spent 80 dollars. On just on hot dogs, yeah.
- 1:30:59I would go to a game with you and I'll be like, yo, what just
- 1:31:02happened? And you fucking can't explain it
- 1:31:04because I don't know what the fuck's going on.
- 1:31:05Yeah, no, I I like baseball, but.
- 1:31:08I was at, I was at the game two weeks ago or some shit for my
- 1:31:11birthday and I don't think I watched like one pit.
- 1:31:15I I got there, Aaron Judge hit a fucking home run.
- 1:31:18It was like the first at bat I saw I was like, that's fucking
- 1:31:20sick. I turned around and was just
- 1:31:22like bullshitting the rest of the time.
- 1:31:23I turned back around. The game is over.
- 1:31:24What the fuck? I think that kind of is what
- 1:31:26happens though, right? Yeah, it's just like.
- 1:31:28I greeted you for your birthday, right?
- 1:31:30Did I know? Yeah, I think so.
- 1:31:31Happy birthday, Mr. President. OK, That's my favorite.
- 1:31:37Gift. What was your podcast about
- 1:31:38though, by the way? Fucking nothing dude.
- 1:31:41It was like kind. Of like this episode the.
- 1:31:43Whole yeah, almost like the whole point it it was so my one
- 1:31:47of my best friends hosted it with two other kids that like he
- 1:31:51lived with in the city and it was called like the quad bunk
- 1:31:55podcast because it was like the them bunking together, I guess,
- 1:31:58or some shit. And I don't really know what
- 1:31:59they talked about in the beginning.
- 1:32:02And then it was kind of just like a bullshit.
- 1:32:04But like my buddy was also getting into stand up comedy.
- 1:32:07So we would interview like other like comedians that he would
- 1:32:11know like some kind of like sometimes like we would
- 1:32:13interview like his friends from like college and like kind of
- 1:32:16get the experience of like, oh, like this is how I know John and
- 1:32:18like the shit that he would do like is it the same or like
- 1:32:21stuff like that? So it's kind of.
- 1:32:23That's interesting. But yeah, it was a lot of like
- 1:32:24bullshit. I was funny.
- 1:32:25I was thinking like 1 episode we like tested like some type of
- 1:32:30like Celsius or some shit. And I was thinking about that
- 1:32:32today and I was like, we had no idea what the fuck we were
- 1:32:34doing. I always wanted to do some sort
- 1:32:36of. I always thought that maybe we
- 1:32:37could have some fucking hors d'oeuvres right here.
- 1:32:41But then Frankie thinks that since we're.
- 1:32:42Talking to the mic. It's hard to you can't like we
- 1:32:45yeah, cuz you don't want like into the mic.
- 1:32:48Well, that's what I really like. There's like one my favorite
- 1:32:52radio show, like Joe Rogan experience.
- 1:32:55No, it's like a ESPN or like like my favorite live radio show
- 1:32:58is like a sports talk radio and like the guy is like a fucking
- 1:33:02psycho and he's really good and like always knows what he's
- 1:33:05talking about. But like sometimes like people
- 1:33:07will piss him off, like his Co hosts will piss him off.
- 1:33:09So like he'll just like get out of like just completely go like
- 1:33:12AWOL and like he'll just be like.
- 1:33:15Like chewing into Mike, he's like, so the Mets.
- 1:33:19And I'm like, dude, like, shut the fuck up.
- 1:33:21Like, yeah, like nobody wants to hear this.
- 1:33:23That's for everyone. Exactly.
- 1:33:24I'm like just 'cause you're having a bad time like but.
- 1:33:28Thank you for coming on, Smitty. Yeah, brother.
- 1:33:30Thank you guys for having me. It was awesome.
- 1:33:32So. This has been another episode. 2
- 1:33:35more lines. Wait before we go two more
- 1:33:36lines. Well, if I'm going to say
- 1:33:38anything before we go, the one story I really wanted to get out
- 1:33:41was one time me and Carl are driving up Bear Mountain and I
- 1:33:45believe this was in his Integra. And this guy's going like we
- 1:33:50probably had every right to pass him.
- 1:33:52This guy's going like 20 miles an hour down the road.
- 1:33:54We fucking, but Carl just like made a point to like let this
- 1:33:57guy know. Like so we zoom by him and then
- 1:34:00like zoom right in front of him and then speed up and take off.
- 1:34:04This cop is coming down the other way and I go, that guy's
- 1:34:08going to pull you over. And Carl goes, no, he's not.
- 1:34:09He can't fucking test my speed coming like from that direction.
- 1:34:12Immediately, guy fucking whips around, pulls us over.
- 1:34:16I'm like, oh shit, like, whatever.
- 1:34:18They're not really doing anything bad.
- 1:34:19I think we did. I think we did have something in
- 1:34:22there. Sock.
- 1:34:23And so like, I threw it under the seat and I was like, oh
- 1:34:25shit, oh shit. And then my favorite part of
- 1:34:27this story is the guy we fucking double yellowed, gets out of his
- 1:34:32car behind the cop and start screaming.
- 1:34:36That guy double yellowed me. That guy double yelled at me.
- 1:34:38And the cop just turns around and he's like, Sir, there's a
- 1:34:41traffic stop, get back in your fucking car.
- 1:34:43And that was like, oh shit, this guy's gonna fuck us.
- 1:34:46I don't even think we did. You get head.
- 1:34:48I did get a. Ticket, I think for like being
- 1:34:50too loud, yeah. So it had nothing to do with you
- 1:34:53passing the guy. No, he didn't know.
- 1:34:55Like the cop didn't even see that I think.
- 1:34:57Because. Speeding.
- 1:34:58Carlos thought we were speeding, which is probably what we should
- 1:35:01have been pulled over for. Yeah, but the guy pulled got us
- 1:35:03for like. Oh, your exhaust is too bad.
- 1:35:05Yeah, because he doesn't know how fast.
- 1:35:06He was like fuck off dude. Like me, we're in the fucking
- 1:35:10boards. Like we're not bothering anybody
- 1:35:11like. The deer, you could piss some
- 1:35:13deer off. Yeah, that.
- 1:35:14Shit was so. Fucking dumb.
- 1:35:16And there we were, young children.
- 1:35:19Yeah, that was a good time. Definitely my favorite.
- 1:35:22We're so much older pulled now. I gotta take you out of the.
- 1:35:24I'm telling you, we gotta take you out in the car like normal.
- 1:35:26Yeah. Hopefully I don't crash.
- 1:35:27Go drifting. I crashed the fuck out of my car
- 1:35:29recently. I'm gonna fucking whip your car
- 1:35:31around to turn. I could you could do it if you
- 1:35:33want. Film a video you take in Smitty
- 1:35:35drifting. Yeah, yeah, that would be fun.
- 1:35:37That shit is sick. Yeah, I go drifting.
- 1:35:39We got to go to Yankee game. Yeah, well, in the same day I'd
- 1:35:43be so tired. I can't.
- 1:35:44We got to. Drift on our way to.
- 1:35:45Malcolm, would you come to a Yankee game?
- 1:35:47Yeah, I like, I like watching baseball live.
- 1:35:50I don't like watching it on TV. That's fair.
- 1:35:52All right, Yeah. It's just fun, honestly.
- 1:35:54We just go bullshit and. I would have to watch from far
- 1:35:58away so that people don't who know about baseball aren't going
- 1:36:01to. Fucking dude.
- 1:36:02That was like when I went to that one baseball game where I
- 1:36:05was on TV and I was behind home plate eating a hot dog.
- 1:36:08I do remember that. Eating just full blown free hot
- 1:36:12dogs. I was eating a hot dog freako
- 1:36:15behind home plate. Oh yeah, freak.
- 1:36:17It was nuts busy day. It was nuts dude.
- 1:36:20But thank you everybody for listening.
- 1:36:24This has been faction after hours.
- 1:36:26This has been really wait 2 lines.
- 1:36:28He wants them from the movie. Come on Nila, how was I supposed
- 1:36:35to know that was your? Mom, and then I'll take that
- 1:36:39one. What's the what's the one I
- 1:36:42always love screaming at you out?
- 1:36:44Holy shit, it's Tony Burger and I'd signed something for your
- 1:36:47pal but I got no time. This is called what?
- 1:36:50That's my boy. That's the so.
- 1:36:52The second part, the I got no time.
- 1:36:55That's the voice Adam Sandler makes the entire movie.
- 1:36:58It's so fucking bad, but so good it's unbelievable.
- 1:37:02I think we got to watch this movie at this point.
- 1:37:04Yeah, you got to watch. There was.
- 1:37:06Dude you want to hear some psycho shit on the way down to
- 1:37:08Virginia? Mark was like, can you explain
- 1:37:10any movies end to end scene by scene and like, finish it?
- 1:37:16And I was like, yeah, sure. When do you want me to start?
- 1:37:19Right now. OK, this is that's my boy, but
- 1:37:21with Adam Sandler. And I'm talking opening scene to
- 1:37:27end scene. I gave him the whole rundown.
- 1:37:29It was like 45 minutes. Leave me a motherfucker.
- 1:37:34That's a good movie bro, go check it out.
- 1:37:37Yeah, we're just fucking plugging an Adam Sandler 2013
- 1:37:41movie in here. He's going to be really happy.
- 1:37:43With that first time then I saw this.
- 1:37:46I've been preaching that this is my favorite movie and it is
- 1:37:50based off of just me and Smitty's experience with this
- 1:37:53movie and that's all. That's why I.
- 1:37:55Like you think that you think that's where cinema peaked?
- 1:37:58It's this. Arguably I am.
- 1:38:00Yeah. Like we watched that movie, no
- 1:38:03joke, 30 days in a row. Yeah, I don't know why it was
- 1:38:07on. It was.
- 1:38:08Just on TV every day, every day, every single time we got back
- 1:38:11into Carl's house, it was like just starting.
- 1:38:13Yeah. It was insane.
- 1:38:14Yeah. Yeah, and we'd watch it at the
- 1:38:16BALC. Oh my God.
- 1:38:19Did you guys ever see the movie Kung Pal?
- 1:38:21Oh yeah, that's a great movie. We'll save that for another.
- 1:38:24Episode Yeah, we will save that for another kung pal.
- 1:38:26That was my that was my movie. We got to find ways to when we
- 1:38:29need like an opinion, like outside opinion, we should toss
- 1:38:34it to Smitty and get Smitty's outside.
- 1:38:36Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah, it's a good He's a normie,
- 1:38:39you know. All right everybody, thank you
- 1:38:42so much for listening. This has been another episode of
- 1:38:44Faction After Hours, one of your favorite podcasts.
- 1:38:47I just made that up. Enjoy.
- 1:38:51Have a great night. Oh shit, have a great week.
- 1:38:54Peach, Check out Smitty, he'll be on tour.
- 1:38:56Yeah, he's going on tour. Atlantic City, that.
- 1:39:00Show was great. You got any announcements?
- 1:39:02Yeah, actually. I'm going to be here.
- 1:39:14Oh, that was a chill podcast, huh?
- 1:39:15Nice little kickback, chill session.
- 1:39:17How do you feel about a Smitty? He's a cool guy, he's funny.
- 1:39:20You got that. He's got a podcast personality.
- 1:39:23Yeah, he does. Character.
- 1:39:25Yeah. Well, he did have his own at one
- 1:39:27point. Well, he has a nice speaking
- 1:39:29voice. Yeah, I, I, I'd see a baseball
- 1:39:32game with him. Yeah, I've been to a Yankees
- 1:39:36game once. I enjoyed it.
- 1:39:38Yeah. I've been to a bunch of Yankee
- 1:39:40games, man. Oh, my fault.
- 1:39:42I'm a baseball guy. You know what?
- 1:39:44Have you really a bunch? No, but I've been to like 3.
- 1:39:49I think I've been to. I I was.
- 1:39:51Just one or two. I think I was at a pretty
- 1:39:52important game, like back when they might have won the World
- 1:39:55Series type shit. Oh, like just that season or.
- 1:39:58I think so, yeah. Like 2099, two, 1000, something
- 1:40:03like that. I think some young buck, 10
- 1:40:05years old, Yankee Stadium, the one that was good.
- 1:40:08Oh yeah, I definitely didn't go there.
- 1:40:10Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was it.
- 1:40:11And then my grandma was obsessed with the Yankees, but then her
- 1:40:14son's obsessed with the Mets, so I went to some Mets games too.
- 1:40:18Those guys are fucking trash anyway.
- 1:40:20Like you know any of this? Dude, the fucking.
- 1:40:24Yeah, what? The batting average is fucking
- 1:40:26crazy. I don't fucking know.
- 1:40:27Like what do they? Batting a .1 too.
- 1:40:29Like, like, their fucking batting average is fucking
- 1:40:32ridiculous. Yeah, so that was fun.
- 1:40:37Q&A was kind of crazy a little bit, a lot of animal questions,
- 1:40:39a lot of animal questions. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed
- 1:40:42that one. I just realized I don't even
- 1:40:44have my notes in front of me, so we're going to free ball this
- 1:40:46one. OK, well let's start here.
- 1:40:49I'm opening my notes. I just realized I fucked up
- 1:40:54pretty bad. This month you're giving away a
- 1:40:57thrash racing seat. Oh yeah, yeah, we're giving away
- 1:40:59a thrash racing seat. We actually still have a bunch
- 1:41:01of them in stock, so that means if you guys win at the end of
- 1:41:05the month, you're going to have a bunch of seats to choose from
- 1:41:07so you don't have to wait for them.
- 1:41:09Or you can pre-order it and wait for it.
- 1:41:11It's up to you, whatever you guys want to do.
- 1:41:12But every $5 spent on the website is 1 entry to win a
- 1:41:16Thrash Racing seat and the raffle ends at the end of the
- 1:41:20month, so probably around June 3rd, 4th we'll announce the
- 1:41:25winner. Yeah.
- 1:41:26And then any Faction Motorsports branded products get you double
- 1:41:30entries, so yeah. And Speaking of thrash racing,
- 1:41:33we do still have seats available in house here we got just to
- 1:41:38name a few. We got 2 St. spec alphas in
- 1:41:40blue. We got 2 St. spec alphas also in
- 1:41:44red and two pro spec sigmas in red.
- 1:41:49Got a couple circus spec betas in yellow and black.
- 1:41:56We got a wide black and a normal.
- 1:41:59A wide yellow. Yeah, a wide yellow and a normal
- 1:42:02yellow. Right.
- 1:42:04And also blacks. Oh, OK.
- 1:42:06So what you can do with that situation is put the wide one in
- 1:42:10your passenger seat or something like that and you know that way
- 1:42:13anyone could get in it. And then if you managed to fit
- 1:42:15in that 28 size waist normal beta, then you just put that on
- 1:42:18the driver side. Yeah.
- 1:42:19So if you guys are interested in any seats here, hit us up,
- 1:42:22e-mail us, call us, we'll let you know what we have.
- 1:42:24There are also a few seats over at the Thrash Warehouse, so if
- 1:42:28we don't have it they might, so just hit us up.
- 1:42:32Yes. And guys, I don't know if you've
- 1:42:34been checking out our YouTube recently, but Eddie's been
- 1:42:36pumping out a lot of videos. Yes.
- 1:42:38Have you noticed that? Because I've.
- 1:42:40Yeah, yeah, I'd keep up. I think like I just get home.
- 1:42:43I just see things popping up. I see.
- 1:42:45What do you call it? The shorts?
- 1:42:49Yeah, yeah. I'm like, wow, Eddie's got
- 1:42:51anything in here fucking working?
- 1:42:53Yeah, anything for a little traffic.
- 1:42:54Yeah, because most of the day, you know, we're not really in
- 1:42:57this room and Eddie's just in here doing stuff.
- 1:42:59And I'm like, sometimes I just pop in and I go, Eddie, are you
- 1:43:02doing anything in here? And he's like, do you think I'm
- 1:43:03not doing anything? I'm like, I don't, I don't know.
- 1:43:05I'm asking you. And he's like, no, I'm doing a
- 1:43:07lot. So yeah, make sure you check out
- 1:43:10YouTube. Eddie's been putting a lot of
- 1:43:11work into it, like share, subscribe, do all the things you
- 1:43:15got to do. It really helps us out and yeah.
- 1:43:20Yeah, and if you've watched our YouTube videos, you could see
- 1:43:23the slow transformation of the shop.
- 1:43:28If you'd like to see it in person, you could come stop by
- 1:43:31the shop, get your car worked on.
- 1:43:34Or we just made the decision we're going to have an open
- 1:43:39house on June 1st. Oh God, we're making it public.
- 1:43:43Yeah, we probably should have talked about that in the intro,
- 1:43:45but yeah, we're going to do an open house.
- 1:43:48It's going to be on June 1st. Everyone come by, hang out.
- 1:43:51We're going to have. We don't really know We're we're
- 1:43:53literally in the planning stages.
- 1:43:55We know there's going to be like refreshments here.
- 1:43:59We're trying to get food here. It's going to we don't need to
- 1:44:03know what time it starts. Just stay tuned to our Instagram
- 1:44:06and we'll and we'll be posting it up.
- 1:44:08Yeah, most likely a early, I mean a late morning into the
- 1:44:13early afternoon. We're going to make official
- 1:44:15Flyers very soon, so it'll be all over Instagram, Facebook.
- 1:44:19Yeah, OK. Why'd you say it like that?
- 1:44:21I don't know, we use Facebook. It'll be on the book, the
- 1:44:24Facebook, whatever they call it. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:44:27So the suck. Stay tuned.
- 1:44:30We don't know how many people are going to show up, but are
- 1:44:32you talked to Tom from Front St. He said he's going to be here.
- 1:44:36He said maybe Jimmy Oakes will be here.
- 1:44:37We don't know. Some people are going to be
- 1:44:39stopping by hanging out. There could be a movie playing
- 1:44:42and we don't. We don't know what's happening.
- 1:44:44There's a lot of things that are in the air right now.
- 1:44:46We should get the Vin Diesel look alike guy.
- 1:44:48I'm. Down.
- 1:44:49I'm so fucking down for that. What was his name?
- 1:44:52Vin Diesel. I'm sorry.
- 1:44:56Don't you mistake his name. Yeah, well, I mean, we'll look
- 1:44:59into it. You know, I'm not paying him a
- 1:45:00fucking cent. But yeah, we'll, we'll look into
- 1:45:02it. I.
- 1:45:03Mean he should do it for families, yeah.
- 1:45:08All right. Let us guys, let us know what
- 1:45:09you guys think about this plan. We've been kind of like soft,
- 1:45:14what do you call it soft opening soft, kind of like throwing it
- 1:45:16out there. Yeah, it's just been a
- 1:45:18brainstorm for the past few months, year so.
- 1:45:22But we've been talking to the people that we need to talk to
- 1:45:24lately and they've been saying, yes, it's it's possible.
- 1:45:26You can do this. You don't need any permits.
- 1:45:28You can go for it. So yeah.
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- 1:48:06Yes. Bye bye.