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58 - S3Ep6: Letter to Gorbachev · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the Luni is part of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hey everybody, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Morney morning.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to on the Luni.
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  Speaker 1: Today we have a very special episode for you. We
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  Speaker 1: have friends of the show, some of our favorite guests,
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  Speaker 1: John and Karen Fake.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Our first guest is returning. Karen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a minute, right, I mean it has been
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  Speaker 1: several minutes, So welcome. I am sorry it took us
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  Speaker 1: so long to so sinks schedules up again, but we
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  Speaker 1: are so glad to have you here.
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  Speaker 2: And these are these are this is a special episode today.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody gonna get touched. That's usually the code for a
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  Speaker 5: very special episode, right.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, it's lost like after school special and more
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  Speaker 1: like Yeah. I mean, it'll be hard for you guys
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  Speaker 1: to not guess what it's about when Gina tells you
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  Speaker 1: the title.
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  Speaker 4: But it's a goofy one. I think you'll like it.
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  Speaker 4: I had a heart if you couldn't tell, listener, they
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  Speaker 4: are married, John Fink and Karen Fink. Sorry, it's just
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  Speaker 4: not a coincidence that we have the same last name.
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  Speaker 4: They're not cousins.
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  Speaker 3: No check, we did actually.
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  Speaker 4: Also emotion tall we better find out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, it's so rare to have people so tall
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  Speaker 5: no similar heritage, so you know.
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  Speaker 4: Just in case.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so I five start dating people that are close
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  Speaker 1: to my age, I need to see if they're related
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  Speaker 1: to close to my age and height. Then I didn't
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  Speaker 1: see if they're related.
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  Speaker 5: I mean there are countries where that's advised because it's
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  Speaker 5: got such a small sample population.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Well, didn't they used to do blood tests
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  Speaker 4: in this country before you get married?
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  Speaker 3: I think I think that's.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why it dropped off.
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  Speaker 3: Did check to see if you're related? And also for STDs?
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  Speaker 1: Because if you aren't clean, you don't deserve love.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the apparently?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, depending on what disease you're carrying, that's what color
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  Speaker 5: wedding dress.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's purple dress. Purple dress for her, purple herpess,
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  Speaker 4: but I don't want herpes.
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  Speaker 5: Raspberry for the clap.
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  Speaker 2: Color is like, uh, scabies or.
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  Speaker 5: Oh definitely green? Yeah, green for scabies. That's where my
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  Speaker 5: mind went. It's like, I've got this weird synesthesia.
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  Speaker 4: All of a sudden, it just makes sense. It's blue.
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  Speaker 5: We discovered on the show My Superpower. I've got synesthesia.
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  Speaker 5: With STDs.
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  Speaker 3: Great, and you're color blind.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm color blind, so it's even more insane.
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  Speaker 4: I'd love to know what it looks like in his mind.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, if I could paint picture.
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  Speaker 1: I ask a lot of color blind people like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: what does this look like to you? And of course
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  Speaker 1: they can't describe it because they're just like this.
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  Speaker 5: It's everything I've ever known.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, color but I'm so fascinated by it.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly sometimes wish that they had like glasses that
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  Speaker 1: were like the opposite, because I know they have the
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  Speaker 1: glasses that can make color blind.
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  Speaker 2: They have an app se better, but I'd like to
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  Speaker 2: see there's an app for that.
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  Speaker 5: I believe, so I think so. Also, I remember when
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  Speaker 5: I was a kid that helped me get my mind
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  Speaker 5: around it. World Book Encyclopedia opening up color blind and
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  Speaker 5: they had a picture of a vase of flowers and
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  Speaker 5: they said, Okay, this is what it looks like for
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  Speaker 5: normal folks, and then here's the three different types of
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  Speaker 5: color blindness, and with filters on them, so you can
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  Speaker 5: kind of show other people as well they were normal.
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  Speaker 4: To make you feel weird.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I think so. Probably look as somebody that's
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  Speaker 5: six foot ten. That's not something I'm unfamiliar with.
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  Speaker 4: What we don't all see the tops of people's heads
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  Speaker 4: in refrigerator?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, not everybody gets a you know, twenty four to
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  Speaker 5: seven view of my nostrils.
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  Speaker 1: You're you're nope, you're.
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  Speaker 2: A unit of measurement.
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  Speaker 1: To my dad, Like my dad the other day was like,
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  Speaker 1: that guy's taller than John Fink.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's.
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  Speaker 5: Point John Fanks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just like it's mind blowing that that they make.
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  Speaker 2: You stack them.
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  Speaker 5: It's like horses. It's like horses with hands, you know,
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  Speaker 5: it's the buildings John Finks. So oh god, how far
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  Speaker 5: away is it? When does the John Fink flies?
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  Speaker 6: It's not tall enough? We need another Fink?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Ship. Well, other than being a unit of measurement in
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  Speaker 1: the scabberaty household, what uh, what's going on with you
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  Speaker 1: or any of our costs?
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  Speaker 5: Well with the zoo? Uh?
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  Speaker 4: You kids go?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, guests, I go. I got to interview somebody recently
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  Speaker 5: that was pretty cool, this guy who is the Your Life,
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  Speaker 5: Indiana Jones. So that was neat. I heard that it was.
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  Speaker 5: It was a cool interview, and so that was a
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  Speaker 5: neat thing and just working like crazy, so much work.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, if you guys forgot John does news every day.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, my schedule is insane. Yes, so I wake up
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  Speaker 5: at three every morning and an hour later I start
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  Speaker 5: to drink from the fire hose that is our our
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  Speaker 5: world's news. Yeah. Like if you think like drinking from
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  Speaker 5: a garden hose full blast is tough anyway.
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  Speaker 4: What about you, Karen?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I do accounting, so it's not quite as
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  Speaker 3: exciting as John's daily job. But it's been pretty busy,
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  Speaker 3: you know, since the beginning of the year. So it's
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  Speaker 3: trying to stay focused. I've got some time off coming
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  Speaker 3: next month, so just trying to get all my ducks
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  Speaker 3: in a row before take a break.
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  Speaker 4: Those ducks, they don't like staying in a row.
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  Speaker 3: No, they don't know.
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  Speaker 4: They wander.
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  Speaker 3: They're anarchists, those ducks. I'm really happy to be here.
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  Speaker 3: We love your show. We love you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, I love you.
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  Speaker 4: I think I mentioned I had moved to Florida. I'm
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  Speaker 4: now in a rental house for a few months.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, So.
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  Speaker 1: Did those curtains and that artwork come.
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  Speaker 4: With your Yes, it is fully furnished. Well no, I
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  Speaker 4: just I did not pick any of them.
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  Speaker 5: Did you intend to match those curtains with that art,
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  Speaker 5: is what you're asking you? No, No, I mean I'm
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  Speaker 5: color blind, but even I can tell I know.
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  Speaker 4: I just no, You're right, they don't match.
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  Speaker 1: In the time i've known you, I've never seen that
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  Speaker 1: painting in any of the rooms.
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  Speaker 2: Also, yeah, you yeah.
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  Speaker 5: How is how is art on your wall? Not nerd art?
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  Speaker 5: That's what I was asking.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, it just be like the Muppets or something.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like a hotel or like an Airbnb painting
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  Speaker 1: that like you don't care about as much, but it's it's.
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  Speaker 2: Good enough and the Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, No, it wasn't a commentary on your decorating style,
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  Speaker 1: although I did caution. Front of the show Bill Manus yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: he was talking about how he was going to start
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  Speaker 1: setting up stuff behind him to have like a better backdrop,
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  Speaker 1: like you do, John and like you did, Gina, and
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  Speaker 1: like I don't. And I said, well, wait, I said,
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  Speaker 1: because of two people, I know only one of them,
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  Speaker 1: or I said, of the two of you and Gina,
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  Speaker 1: one person decorated behind them recently and they headed off
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  Speaker 1: they had to move to Florida, So maybe don't decorate
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  Speaker 1: right behind you for the pass, and he goes, what
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  Speaker 1: about John Fink, And I go, well, I did technically
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  Speaker 1: know him.
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  Speaker 2: Before his studio. I guess fine.
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  Speaker 1: And so then I had to drop my immediate one
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent scientific study.
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  Speaker 2: You decorate you move to Florida to a fifty percent,
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  Speaker 2: and it was pointless.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to be more like a golden girl.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in the state now.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you are very much living.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get a Luni.
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  Speaker 5: It's gonna be my next question.
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  Speaker 6: Wicker furniture employment named.
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  Speaker 4: Coco for one day.
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  Speaker 3: Are you buying cheesecake and bulk?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I will.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get some macrom plant hangers, Wicker furniture for
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  Speaker 5: the living room, prison cups.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get a vase and put it next to
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  Speaker 1: a large eighties style painting of a vase. Yes, perfect, perfect,
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  Speaker 1: Then we're good.
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  Speaker 4: And then take a photo of that and then blow
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  Speaker 4: it up and hang that attle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah there you go. Now I think that works.
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  Speaker 5: And you could wrap the with a picture of flowers.
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  Speaker 4: See, we already got my decorated handled. Yeah, you guys
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  Speaker 4: are awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we're gonna have to involve James in this.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, of course we gonna turn into.
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  Speaker 5: Some optical illusion. It's gonna be like this unintentional stereogram
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  Speaker 5: A weird.
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  Speaker 4: I cannot see those very well. I feel your pain
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  Speaker 4: on the color blindness. I am ship at stereogram vision.
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  Speaker 1: I do have to like squint my eye that has
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  Speaker 1: the astigmatism and kind of like get it to the
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  Speaker 1: right shape somehow.
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  Speaker 2: So it's weird.
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  Speaker 4: I've never seen a magic eye poster. They're like, you're
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  Speaker 4: just too smart to be tricked. I'm like, no, it's
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  Speaker 4: because my vision. I can't see it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I found for me that if I take my glasses off,
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  Speaker 5: then I can kind of pretend to look into it
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  Speaker 5: like you're looking into a box. That's the only way
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  Speaker 5: that and like let your eyes go blurry like cross eyes.
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  Speaker 4: I've tried it all.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, some are easy that I've seen an animated one
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  Speaker 5: which was very cool. That's that's pretty amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I want that.
• 11:18
  Speaker 4: What's up with you, Kristen? Anything new.
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  Speaker 6: Work?
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: Lash work? Are you wearing a Kennedy Todd? You're being
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  Speaker 2: very right now listen.
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: Maybe she's warm.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: It's fine, and I love it. I don't know if
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: you've met me assholes.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: But I cut all my necks out of my like
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: rock band shirts, and I intentionally wear them like askew.
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  Speaker 1: So no, no shame. I'm saying that in like a
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  Speaker 1: way to go eighties girl.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so scared.
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  Speaker 5: I just can't hide it. Okay, that's a different thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, do we want to jump into this beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful episode because I do have a little bit longer
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  Speaker 1: than usual quiz even totally question.
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  Speaker 3: We got more players, so let's do it all right?
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  Speaker 4: All right, friends, we are on season three, episode six,
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  Speaker 4: Letter to Gorbachev.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: The original air day October thirty first, nineteen eighty seven.
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  Speaker 4: It aired on Halloween, not in the Halloween episode, but a.
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  Speaker 2: Weird episode, weird for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Directed by Terry Hughes, written by Barry Feraro and mort
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  Speaker 4: Nathan John, Karen Kristen. What is Letter to Gorbachev going
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  Speaker 4: to be about?
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  Speaker 3: The Cold War?
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  Speaker 6: Sophia gets a pen pal?
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  Speaker 4: Sofia gets a pen pell Okay, I like it.
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  Speaker 5: I guess that it's finding some kind of healthy outlet
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  Speaker 5: for Cold War anks.
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  Speaker 4: Can you can you be specific?
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  Speaker 5: Like what character I'm judging by looking at the thumbnail
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  Speaker 5: that it's Rose.
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  Speaker 4: Cheating.
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  Speaker 5: I just pulled it up.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't seen the episode, Karen, what do you think?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I also see the thumbnail. Now so.
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  Speaker 4: Corrupted her?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I will concur with John.
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  Speaker 2: The borg has assimilated. He just licked her. Thank god,
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  Speaker 2: I looked away.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Oh Karen, if you need help, I'm not looking again.
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  Speaker 5: At sounds fine, Everything's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Very awkward podcast with me just staring down at my desk,
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  Speaker 1: like this.
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  Speaker 2: Villain?
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  Speaker 4: Who do we think the hardest person for Aaron to
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  Speaker 4: prove to be the villain will be? This episode?
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  Speaker 5: Who's the hardest to prove to Aaron is the villain?
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  Speaker 4: Aaron has to convince us one of the gals is
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  Speaker 4: the villain, and we want.
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  Speaker 6: To make it difficult for her.
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  Speaker 4: Of the episode, one of the main forego, Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 4: trying to make it.
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  Speaker 3: Hard for Oh okay, hmmm, oh so who who?
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  Speaker 5: So it would be the most do we.
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  Speaker 3: Not really think is that the villain?
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  Speaker 4: But we need Aaron exactly use her powers of persuasion.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Honestly, I'm very close to scrapping this feature because
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  Speaker 1: it confuses our guests.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we we weren't explaining it. Well, we're trying to
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  Speaker 4: explain it better.
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  Speaker 2: Better.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna I'm gonna go Rose.
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  Speaker 5: It's actually where was going. Yeah, you know, if you
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  Speaker 5: did want to be working, say who's the hero of
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  Speaker 5: the episode, and then have Aaron disprove it John.
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  Speaker 4: With your logic, I've been damn boy logic man.
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  Speaker 6: Explaining fifty seven episodes in we got it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, No, thank you, John.
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  Speaker 2: It might work.
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  Speaker 5: That's yeah, I mean it whatever, you know, show.
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  Speaker 1: People, we could even call it it's a Saturday. Yeah,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: speaking of villain Saturdays. The villain of this episode, since
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: we always have uh like Aaron Randolph likes to say
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: that capitalism is a well that might work for this one, yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Or communism.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: But I think the villain of this episode is John
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  Speaker 1: Fink because he licked his wife in a non sexual,
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  Speaker 1: just gross way on screen.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that's their thing.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, I mean, maybe we're recording this and going to
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  Speaker 5: replay it later. It's fine.
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  Speaker 3: So I have a fun fact about about I'm pivoting.
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  Speaker 3: So I went to the Soviet Union in nineteen eighty eight, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: during Stroika on invitation of mister Gorbachev. My volleyball team.
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  Speaker 4: You met him.
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  Speaker 3: I did not meet him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow, But I mean that's so cool.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I wasn't there.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I was seventeen, so it was it was
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  Speaker 3: really an experience. They had us staying at sports camps
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  Speaker 3: and kind of shielded from a lot of what was
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  Speaker 3: really going on. But being at Red Square and seeing
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  Speaker 3: all of the soldiers was really intimidating. But we were
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  Speaker 3: definitely being watched by the KGB. We made some friends
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  Speaker 3: with some of the citizens and then they would like
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  Speaker 3: get a look on their face and scurry away because
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: they were being watched. So that was a that was
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  Speaker 3: a little a little scary, but we were We were
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  Speaker 3: fine because we were because we were being watched and
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  Speaker 3: nobody was going to let anything happen to us.
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  Speaker 1: Were you being watched in a good way or you
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  Speaker 1: were being watched.
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  Speaker 2: Like they thought you had secret American spy.
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  Speaker 3: And no, no, I don't think there was any concern
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  Speaker 3: that we were going to be uh, you know, spies.
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  Speaker 3: I think they were watching us so that they so
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  Speaker 3: we would only see what they wanted us to see.
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  Speaker 2: Got it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you trolled the narrative. Yeah, I'm kind of
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  Speaker 4: glad we had to reschedule. This is the perfect guest
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  Speaker 4: for this.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Guys, Now, could you see Sarah Palin's house?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, some of our audience is so young they don't
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  Speaker 1: even know the call back to history.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine, it's fine, I'm fine with that.
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  Speaker 4: Are you talking about Wesley maybe?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe she's so busy.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I often use that reference because we can actually see
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: our building from many places in San Diego, so it's oh,
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I can see my house from here.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hey everybody, we're gonna go watch the episode now.
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• 18:09
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• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I about her watch it?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it was hard for you last week, Gina,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: you didn't do so good in the quiz, so maybe
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• 18:23
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• 18:27
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  Speaker 1: Hey guys, hi, come.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: You made it to the other side.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Who thank you for watching an episode?
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Oh? I like that.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I liked that.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we're gonna need some sound drops now, boy. Yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: what do you guys think Gina's lying still?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good one.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: It was an one. It was it was silly. We're
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: in season three, we can me silly sometimes now.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: I feel like it had to have that silliness to
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: sort of balance the gravity of the subject matter.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that could be pretty depressing.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: So was it the moment that Rose said that her
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: kids asked if they're going to grow up?
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: That you really felt the silliness was needed.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the I mean they had to have
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: the padding all around that to drive the point home. Yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: to have the spoonful of sugar to make the medicine
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: go down.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Sophia, it was a lot like lucial Ball in this
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: because she was trying to get in the show, just
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: kept coming out with these crazy acts. I felt like
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: she was channeling Lucy. Well, do you guys want to
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: jump into our quiz?
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so go ahead, I said, quizzle. So just a reminder,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: your name is your buzzer. Please wait till I finish
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: the entire question. And it's not my fault if anyone
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: has a singular syllable name. Okay, let's get started.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Oh fuck me, I just dropped the.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Pen that makes my thing all right, damn it, God, fox, shit,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: damn it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: What happened to your pet? I have a cool pen
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: right here.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: No, no, it makes my tablet, my special tablet work
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: pooping at.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I don't have a poop pen.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: And then he goes like this, yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah he does. All right, cool, all right? Are we ready?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Yep?
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Ready?
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Question one? What book is Sophia reading?
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: Kristen? Okay, Magic Made Eraser by David Wilbur.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Say that, Karen, What did you call the book.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Magic Made Eraser?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Karen?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, Karen, Magic made Easier.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: You wrote it wrong.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I think you wrote that wrong.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: You wrote a little anagram, okay, might be or you
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: were thinking of a magic eraser like you needed to clean.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Some Okay, well that this.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Is this is I thought maybe you just read it wrong,
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: that's all I was.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Like, take that again.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: I probably read it wrong.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It's okay.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Well that's offer game, guys, going for the kill?
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Should you?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Half and half the lions are circling the world ways
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: all right? What card is in the magic bag?
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Karen?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's the limmy.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: So I knew what it was. I was like.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Dorothy says that today Rose is upset about nuclear war,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: but just yesterday she was upset about what Kristen.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: Yes, it bubbles the chimp was traveling with Michael Jackson
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: against his will.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, yay, she did it.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you tired today, Christen? No, I was having blood
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: sugar as she was last night.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: And when it makes me a yeah, I'll be okay.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: You heard it here, listeners.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: That's how you want to beat Kristin.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: And fuck with her blood sugar? And you come on,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe let's see how this goes, because now we've now
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: we've teased you, we've mocked you a little in that
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: sibling way where you're gonna suddenly like we've ruined this
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: for everyone by teasing you. Look at you, you're so sad. No,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I'm fine, Okay, let's go. When Rose was eight years old,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: what usual child things did she think about Krista China?
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: Yes, how much money she was going to get from
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: a two fairy, what present Santa was going to bring?
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: And if she was going to be the small curd
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: cottage cheese queen.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, all right, I would have forgot the third
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: one anyway.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: I love cheese curds. I remember that one.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Wow, I thought it was small curd cottage cheese.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: It is speaking of small curd cottage cheese queen. It
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: was the Sound's biggest honor, right after what Karen John John.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Rose John yea, I you know what, I'm going to
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: disqualify myself because I.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Question, Oh so Karen, then Karen.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: And the small curd cottage cheese Queen was second only
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: to the large curd cottage cheese Queen.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: There it is, okay, okay, next question, who or what
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: was the second Sophia in the act called Sophia and
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Sophia Kristen.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, sock puppet.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, that was the cutest sock puppet was adorable.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: You know those little key chains I sent you guys
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: like I want one love of that?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some prop person was very proud of the work.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: They lipstick and only he needed a bag hanging off
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: of it. Somehow it would have been perfect. I don't
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: think we saw her. Oh no, did we see her bag?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she had her bag.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: That's unusual for her.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: She had a boom.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Box and when she had it in Russia, I don't remember.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe anyway, Well, I wrote down no stump bonus here,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: and then it looks like I didn't write the answer down,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: but I know roughly, so dazzle me and somehow'll get
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: a point. Who is Valerie Harper? And what did the
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: joke reference?
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Gina's My time?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Gina American actress with her own sitcom named Valerie. She
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: was fired amid controversial contract negotiations.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: Yep, that must be part of your triviah yeah, that's
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: why I wrote it down.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: I want to write it down. No, I love it,
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: but yeah, so it was referencing like her big fall
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: from grace, like you used to be on my feet
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: or you're going back to being on my feet now,
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: sock puppet.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: All right, I got a point.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I think I'm winning.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: So kay, what troop activity is? Rose afraid will be
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: spoiled by this nuclear nonsense?
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: John?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, I camp out in two weeks.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: John. John is on the Joy.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think you guys understand that it's either Aron
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: or Kristen that are going to win this.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: I have a score object permanence.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Cool, cool, cool, cool cool? All right?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Well, what does one scouts say they were promised.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: On the Karen? Sorry, I don't know what to do there.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: That was the last word. I don't know I'm gonna
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: read it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: I mean I was on the last like, that's fine.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I think it's okay, go ahead, okay.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: She wanted to pee in the woods.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, oh right.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I thought that was such an interesting point. I don't
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: really care where I pee, it's just if I'm allowed
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: to pee.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: And that was a very specific.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: As a girl, I've never been like, oh, that's what
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: I want to do.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Squat in the woods.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: I imagine as a boy would be fun here, Amana,
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: have you ever pee in the woods?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: You have, Hannah.
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: It's so good that you are here, because the next
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: question is my question. Oh perfect, What do the two
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: girls scout say they want to have on their pizza?
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: That was John choke carts mushrooms?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, also weird, Like eight year old, I would, but
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't as an adult.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: But as eight year old.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: The choice.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: I think their choice was to make them sound like
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: spoiled kids.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: It felt like they were trying.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: To yeah, spoiled rich I wants.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: They felt like the troop Beverly Hills kids.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Yea, yeah, the one with my mom's uh you know,
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: lawyer doctor.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: All right, next question, how many fingers do you use
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: for the sunshine salute?
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: Kristen? Kristen was first, two, Yes, but they weren't.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: No, they weren't. No, it's good, it's.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: The rock on that's all. John's doing the sailor?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: What what happens to Alexi as he is introducing himself
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: to Dorothy.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: And Blanche Risina?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: H uh, Chris, I don't know what to do with
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: your people when you talk at the same time. Let's
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: give it to Gina. I guess because Kristin has so
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: many boys.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Well, no, you you guys here, who was first?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Kristen started first, but you both finished at the same time.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: So if she shorter, yeah, okay, Kristen.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: What is the answer?
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: How is Kristin shorter than Gina?
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Well, it's also because there's a percuss, there's a consonant
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: and instead of like a slow.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Christ just tell me, what the but on them?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't see a lot of adult spit
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: takes anymore. And I was like, well.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: It's gross after COVID it grosses me on.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: That it was not a looked like a fanta.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Is that my trivia?
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: A fanta or a shasta or something?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Oh no, it's triata.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Don't you want to Now?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: This next one is hard because we do talk sometimes
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: through the episodes, so this might be my first point
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: of the episode.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: But I need to know exactly.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: The two things that I'm going to ask for here,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: so it has to be what they said, not just
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: a summer like, don't cliff notes me.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: What the okay?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: What does Gorbachev want to discuss with Rose Kristen.
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: Yes, nuclear disarmament and world peace.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's exactly the phrase.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nuclear and world peace. Yeah, all right, great, no
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: point for me, that's fucking fine.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: Wow, I'm just sorry you're the only one without point there.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I wish this next question was not a no stump bonus,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: but that's okay. This is actually called a no bitch
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: bonus because this was on the screen for so long
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: that if you guys didn't know this, you don't deserve
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: the points, but I'm not going to take a point
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: for this anyway. Besides Rose, what other political figures are
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: prominently featured in Moscow?
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Sean?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, it was Mark's on the right and Vladimir Lennon
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: on the left.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, yeah.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Well we stared at them for so long during all
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: their speeches.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Trivia.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Oh well, look, that's not my fault. You didn't do
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: your assignment before class. Okay, that's.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: What phrase is Rose repeating when she wakes up from
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: her dream sequence?
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, John the ad?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, you guys. John is going to be
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: like a sneaker wave coming up from behind.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: He's gonna like.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Kick settle those eyebrows down, sir, this next one. And
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: I wish I could do both.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Fingers crossed here. I hope this might be my first point.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I how does Steve Maxwell put on his pants?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, Karen, I don't know. I don't know. It was
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: so hard you started moving.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: It was one of the things.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: I thought it was John.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was John or Karen. I
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: love John, Okay, Karen, may I.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: May be getting this wrong, but he does both legs
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: with a little kickstep in a jump.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: He he likes to hop in both legs at at
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: the same time. Yeah, all right, John, he's gonna win.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: It's gonna happen. Kristen predicted.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: This is he ahead.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't do math. That's not my job.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: That's not quite close.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: What is where we act?
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Where we at?
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: Karen has zero?
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Fuck?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: You not necessary has one?
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: Yes, Karen has four. John has five, and I have six.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: So these are a lot of questions. How many more
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: we got?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Oh god, it's quite literally anyone's game except mine or
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: genus because there are four.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: There's four left.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: All right, all right, I'll just sit down.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I don't have any points in case you didn't get
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: that earlier.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Based on her letter, how many points do you? None?
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Zero?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Zero, zero, She's sure at the end you tell everyone
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I lost too, like last week.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: That'll be fun.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, uh? Based on her letter? How old does Russia
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: think Karen.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: Kristo, I didn't know.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: What the question was.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: I know what it is, but I didn't based.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: On her letters? How oh how old are they?
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: How old do they think?
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: She is?
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Said my name too fast?
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: So we should give it to Kristen.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Tempted to give it to Karen because Kristen keeps shaming
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: my low score when that point is for you guys
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: to do well, not me. So in a punitive way,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: we're going to give Chris.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: We're going to hold your tongue.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Karen, go ahead, I love you, I love you both.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: The answer is nine or ten?
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Karen feel awkward?
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Oh no, don't feel awkward.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Fine, I'm trying to hide.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I feel bad because I put a lot of pregnant
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: pauses in my talking. And I've noticed now that I'm
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: editing temporarily for Gina that I like. Right there, I
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: took three unnecessary pauses that I'm going to have to
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: edit out, so it's not whoa anyway. I said, yeah, look,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I just made more work for myself. So a little
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: bit of this is my cadence, and I understand that.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: So it was I don't I.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Don't like punitively punishing Chris.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Wait till you can you get a bonus. It's like
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Christin gets a bonus point for how cute her toppers
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: are done.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: They are pretty cute. Actually, what were you.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Saying, John, I was gonna say, just speaking of editing,
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: just wait till you have to do that for eight
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: hours a day voice and edit ums and us and
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: do interviews and then process that quickly under like a
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: minute's long deadline, and.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: You realize you're saying on and you're like, why did
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I say us much?
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: Well, and the part of it is that you have
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: to give yourself a little bit of permission to do
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: that because it makes you comfortable. But the real trick
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: is just to learn to visually recognize the waveforms and
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: then you can jump jump to them.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I have, Yeah, I.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: Know exactly what my breaths look like and what my
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: lockouts look like everything, and I can just jump right
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: to them.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a mean thing, Aaron. It just means
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: I've seen them.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: No, look, I get it. You're doing the Lord's work
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: usually just.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: An interesting thing, and yeah you're saying it now.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Let's go. Last three questions. I think yes, last three.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Questions win, yep, okay out It is still anyone but
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Aaron's game, okay. Dorothy offers three things to Alexi from
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: the kitchen. The first two are coffee and tea. What
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: is the third item? Gina John was first, Yes, Okay,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: what kind of animal did Uncle Gustav get drunk and
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: tried to milk Kirsten? Fuck Karen?
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: That was Karen.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: That was Karen.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: It was speedy.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, porcupine.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, I mean if they have young I imagine you
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: could milk them. I have nipples, Greg could me?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Okay? Last question? Is there a chance?
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: What are we at now? I gotta know that this
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: zero for Aaron?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: What do you want?
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: What are the rest that you have?
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: We have six?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Like tense music here?
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: This is a stupiday.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: That's the wrong music. I'm so sorry.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, hang on, am I in a late nineties Starbucks?
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Right now?
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: All I have is that? All I have is that
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: in horror Mo movie.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: That's all right, No, it's fine, all right, this is exciting.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm staring at you, guys.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna listen to because I know I can't win,
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: so I'm gonna help her.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Who calls Rose on the phone, Kristen, Yes, Sophia as
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: President Reagan?
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, that was amazing, you guys, that was
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: so good.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: That was fun.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she's happy now she want right, And.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Obviously you guys really really didn't nap After that one.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: I thought every name was gonna get like Johnathan John Carracks.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: That was wild.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Knew I knew the answer, but I just I just
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: couldn't trigger.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah happens. I gotta go quick with this one. Man,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: she is.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: I get so nervous. I'm gonna interrupt before you're done.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: But that's a lot of points for you guys for
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: this season because we taken the the cumulative points, so.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Win the Golden aspect or whatever we're making this year.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Gold Oh wow, I wonder if I could do that.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: Oh gosh, do you know?
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: What did you do? Or a Vienna sausage can spray pain?
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: Oh we've talked about that a lot.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm actual.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Can We don't want to offend John.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: You could do it a vegan version with like Agar flakes.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: There you go, Agar the orable.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: That's right, having a big seaweed aspect.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: It's weird. I've lost my can of Vienna sausage again.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Sounds like a personal problem.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: It's floating around the house somewhere.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I was here again because I took a picture.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: We decided it was a ghost that falls around.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, floating around a.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Careful though you get that jelly on your hand. All right,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: do you have some very fun exciting trivia for us,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Miss Lee?
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: No, I mean yeah, off the press.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Super.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: What I do is I write down the stuff that's
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: the main trivia, and and as we go through the
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: episode references I can get. Oh, it's not like I forgot. Okay, okay,
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: So we have Alan Rich was Alexi. He was on
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Quiz Show and Serpaco and Amistad. Cynthia Mary King was Nancy.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: She was on Who's the Bolls. Edwin Newman, the reporter guy,
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: was himself. He was in Pelican Brief and My Fellow Americans.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Jacqueline Bernstein was Linda. She was on Family Ties and
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Dumb and Dummer. Stephen Craig was a news reporter. He
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: was unmarried with children. So this was inspired by the
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: story of Samantha Smith, a girl from Maine. In nineteen
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: eighty three, she wrote a letter to Soviet Premier Yuri
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Andropov about nuclear war Sorry Sorry. She was invited to
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: the USSR to speak with him her letter, So sorry.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Smith later starred in a show called Lime Street, which
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: aired as competition to The Golden Girls, which I found
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: very interesting.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Lime Street, but I.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Never heard of that show.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: No, I've not heard of that show.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: In the In the dream sequence, Sophia references riding to
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Moscow with a German guy on a plane.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, this is that, Okay.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: This is a reference to Matthias Rust who in nineteen
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: eighty seven flew a light aircraft from Helsinki, Finland, to Moscow,
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: landing near the Red Square. He meant it as a
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: mission of peace, but their air defense was pissed. I
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: don't interesting John made a noise like he remembered it.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: I remember that he landed like pretty close to Red
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Square and they snatched them up pretty quickly.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Did he die?
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: They locked them up as still there.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: If you remember. When Rose wakes up, she mentions they
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: wore fake for coats, and that specifically was because all
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: four of them were animal lovers and activists, so they
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: wanted it to be like, no, we were wearing fake
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: for nice. Let's see Blanche is singing of Happy Birthday, obviously,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: references Marilyn Monroe's rendition to JFK. Also, it does not
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: snow in June in Moscow, so that was that is true.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: I was in Moscow range thank you.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: On the ground when Blanche spits. They say it's coke,
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: but the Kansas Shasta. Oh I did ever, so you
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: guys caught that. We talked about Valerie Harper. They mentioned
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Doctor Chivago, which is a story set in Russia during
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: World War One.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: A great movie.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I've not seen it, fucking Rose.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: And then they mentioned Jerry Folwell going down a water slide.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: In September of eighty seven, Jerry Folwell rode the Typhoon,
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: a sixty foot water slide at Jim Baker's Heritage USA
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: theme park. He had promised to do it if they
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: raised a million dollars, which they did the end.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: I have a fun fact. It's not about the show.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: It's a personal fact. But when I was twelve, I
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: wrote a letter to President Reagan about what I had
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: seen an episode of I think it was That's incredible,
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: And they were showing how the US meant would destroy
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: the used dollars and take them out of circulation once
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: they became, you know, too damaged to pass. And so
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I wrote a letter to President Reagan and asked him
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: why he didn't just give all of that money to
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: the poor people.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: I understand it.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I actually got a letter back from one of his
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: aides explaining to me how worked.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but you're very sweet.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I like that.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: I like that horrible awesome. God, you're so lovable. We
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: need a we need a Karen plushed all. We can
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: all have the thing.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: It can go on.
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: It would just what, I don't know, you're talking?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: You leaning in unacceptable callback?
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Does he do that too often? Does he put a
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: handle on you?
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: I like.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: It's more of a surprise thing.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Then does you run around the house jump on your
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: lap like handah?
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Sometimes?
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: No, thank you try to follow you in the bathroom
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: like wait here.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Well that is actually a thing that happens a taller human.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: So I feel like if John's giant body jumped on me,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I would die because he's so tall and the weight
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: of his bones would stab me.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: I have accidently given somebody a concussion.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: See look, I'm basically because of my fat and the
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: zep bound mixture and the loosening bits of my body, I'm.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Like a squish mallow.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: So I just think John's frame would just puncture me
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: and I would die.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: That's you.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: Just you just start leaking fluids for stuffing, Yeah, stuffing
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: for a turtlesh mellow for you.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think they do turtles, do they, because they're
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: kind of shaped like jelly be.
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: You can do custom ones with pictures of people and stuff.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: That's one of those.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: It costs more than three dollars.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: So no, that's one of those, plushes that you heat
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: up in the microwave. That was a turtle.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, well this is since we introduced you
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: to my other la Boo boo, Well, no, thank you
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: be this well, actually I don't know, John, Yeah, we
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: gotta introduced to one boob.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: This is fucking blur shit.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: This was my uh little boo boo hope, who I
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: named obi Wan because.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: He's my only Yeah, gotcha, all right, nope.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: But this guy was what I really wanted, and I
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: got the rare limited edition one. His name's flame Clown,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: and he's sad.
• 47:27
  Speaker 9: And he's like he's got a little like doblin hair,
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: his eyes are two different colored like practical magic, and
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: then he's got a scar on the top of his
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: head and little pump pums on his shoes.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: So understand, people don't want this one. So I paid
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: less than I paid for the one that I made
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: a profit on for him on eBay because people were
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: essentially like trying to give these away at like fifteen
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: dollars less than I paid for the one I old.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: So I was like, he can live here on my
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: desk and be sad with me.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: He looks like extra raggedy Andy.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, ratchet Andy.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: You don't see a lot of sad clowns. And typically
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: when I do end up pulling the trigger and buying
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: like a clown or something that it's something like this
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: where he's sad, his eyes are different colors.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: He's just is that you're thinking like sad clowns.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Not always because like the scruffy beard hobo clowns are
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: not as like exciting to me, but like his little anyway,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: look what you know what?
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I just asking you what you likes? Talk about your
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: again and just wow, villain, how about that talk about.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about right?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: No, I got nothing. I couldn't continue the song that time. Sorry,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: all right in your house. So here is the Rose
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: villain list that I made during this show. First of all,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: just straight off the bat, she didn't let the girls
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: pee in the woods, and that's important to them, So
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: that's on here.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Then we have the problematic.
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: Woods they weren't in the woods.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: They were supposed to go on a camp out, but
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: it got canceled because of the rain, so they were
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: supposed to be like.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: In But if they had been able to go to
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: the woods, she probably would have let them pe in
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: the woods.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Oh God, Kristen, all right, don't worry, I have plenty more.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: The problematic use of the word Indian repetitively.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: Dress great.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Back in point was the Native American headdress and her
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: going not okay even then that probably was already I
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: was like, fuck, yeah, well I did it so that
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: the audience who listens to our show that doesn't watch
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: the episodes.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Would know what we were talking about.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: That adience.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: The rose makes the camp out still happen, but has
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: it in the living room, and then won't let the
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: girls watch MTV. Just let him watch the TV. Man,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you put a tent in your living room. You're like
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: a thousand. These kids think you're a thousand because they're kids.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Then she encourages lying for a brief moment, and only
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: when her kid or the troop kid is like Linda,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Little Linda says, will.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: I still get by?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Oh cool? A nine year old had to tell you
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: to not be fucking liar. It's not the nine year
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: old's fault. You write letters like a nine year old.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: But okay, then.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Jesus, let's see hear.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, then she tells Sophia her act was stinky. You
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: expect the other two to be shitty, but Rose shouldn't
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: be a bitch.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Maybe that was the best she could be as far
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: as criticism, because he just wanted to fit in.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's possible. But here's the real villain. The final
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: thing is, we all know how serious Russia is. Right,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: so finger quotes here, Dave formerly known as Alexi has
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: to start a new fucking life in Miami because he
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: has been politically and career wise embarrassed by an old
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: woman with the mental capacity of a nine year old child.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: He should have done his research.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: It's kind of him for nothing.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: Also, who's to say he wouldn't have tried that same
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: thing even if it was a nine year old that
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: had written that.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Right, Well, I want to get out of Russia.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I mean maybe, But also it's Rose's fault.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Okay, it was a hard one. I mean, Aaron has
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: this stretch.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look sometimes your help me.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: Sorry, what Armstrong, stretch, arm strong.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Colored caramelo here, Jesse Striano.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable the ship. You're so comfortable now.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm, how dare you be comfortable?
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: Nervous following lady for you?
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want you to be angry. I
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: just don't want you to know. I don't want you
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: to think that you can be mean to me on
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: a regular basis.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Look at hennah Oh, she says, she's trying to get
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: those kisses. I see the little tongue wagon like the
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: shadow of the tongue.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Mom.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: I want to lick you like that?
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: Did?
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Abby's out cold? She is not interested. Okay, Wow, she
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: will probably have to go prepare a cheesecake soon.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: That's a good point.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: What anyone else?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Any thoughts, efforts conversations to be had about the episode.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: No, John had said it was a great way to
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: mix in the hard m h the subject matter with
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: They made it nice to swallow, yes or just the.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Chicken here, I can't do I love it all right.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Well, so Hannah seems like she needs some super fun
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: loves and kisses. And honestly, I'm so defeated from my
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: zero points in the quiz that I think what we
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: should do is ask our guests where people can find
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: them on the interwebs.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Ah, ladies, first, oh, latest, first is first? All right,
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: what's up? First?
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: First?
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: Caught in your little Oh no, her arms, caught in
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: your little thing? Here? Okay, there we go. All right,
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: you're good. You can hear you can hear me on
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: appropriately labeled The Fink Show. I know it's news to
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: all of us.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: What is this?
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: It is what you call a week daily podcast that
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: you can find on the patreons, and it's it's free
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: after a week and it's free live and anything in between.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: It's kind a little kind of pay wall, and you
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: get extra bonus things and give away stuff and extra
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: privileges and whatnot. So you should check it out. Some
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: people I know that are maybe in this very podcast
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: right now are also co hosts of such said thing.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Oh that's so weird, Karen sometimes Karen, Yeah, that's.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Right, So yes, check us out because we're very silly.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: And then we talk about other things like news and
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: stuff too, and farts and farts, news and parts.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: I don't have a show, but if you like, if
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: you'd like to see photos of our cute dog, Hannah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: You can follow me at Karen Fink on Instagram.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: That's the jam yay c A r y n.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Doesn't spell it like the traditional.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Way because you can't ar the Karen.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: She's a nice, nice lady.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: What about our show, Kristin? Could you tell people where
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: they could find us?
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: Yes, you can reach us across all socials at Onlalonie pod.
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: You can also email us at on alone i pod
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: at gmail dot com.
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: I sis me Hannah, Hi Abby, Hi Hannah. I'm gonna
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: send you some frosty balls, maybe because I don't think
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: you can eat cheesecake, but I have the cheesecake ready
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: for everybody else right now.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Jesake.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Hannah, do cut.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Also mess her James. I'm not a cad, I'm a dog.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Does Hannah like the Frosty Paws a little doggie ice cream?
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: I don't think she's that.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I get it for Abby at this one
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: ice cream place up here, they said they had their
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: own ice cream. It was a lie, it's frosty paus,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: But then we found out she liked it, So.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll have to try it to that she would
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: like it because it involves a lot of licking.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, hire her liquor out.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's where John got it from. That's why I
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: had to lick you. Too much time with Hannah.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: You thinks i'me ice cream going.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I licked it.
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: It's mine.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, this is my microphone, so I'll just