The True Law of Man | ReWire 1978

The Hardcore Closer Podcast · Jul 2, 2026 · 3m

I lost my shit the other day on my 13-year-old son.

We were fishing and I told him to grab a tool from the toolbox.

A fish had a hook stuck in his gills.

I don't like killing fish.

I love catch and release.

30 minutes before, he was looking for it and never put it back.

I laid into him and tore him a new asshole.

An hour after he was done being mad at me, we had a talk about "Man Law."

If I give you a knife closed, hand it back to me closed.

Same with any other item.

If you spend the night at someone's house, make sure everything was as you found it.

Same applies for the toilet seat.

When we…