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BONUS: I’m Holding Out For A Hero! · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hey, babe, that's Lala can welcome back to another bonus
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  Speaker 1: episode of You Give Them Lalla Podcast. Oh my gosh, wait,
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  Speaker 1: it's it. Are we quoting today or just doing our heroes?
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  Speaker 1: We are doing in real life or movie?
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  Speaker 2: Real life hero and fave fiction movie, TV show book.
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  Speaker 3: It's a rat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this one's gonna be good.
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  Speaker 4: I want to hear everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, jes, do you have yours?
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  Speaker 3: I will once you do yours first.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So I would say I would say my real
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  Speaker 1: life hero. Oh, that one's so like it's do they
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  Speaker 1: have to be a famous person?
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  Speaker 3: No, it could be anyone. They give you a general
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  Speaker 3: group too, just there's no rules.
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  Speaker 4: It's your high school janitor.
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  Speaker 1: I think Jane Goodall would be one of them, okay,
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  Speaker 1: because I love the work that she does. My mom
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  Speaker 1: is obviously going to be one of them as well.
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  Speaker 1: And then I know that she's not the most liked
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  Speaker 1: right now in the Bravo universe, but I will always
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  Speaker 1: stand Bethany Frankel for the work that she has done
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  Speaker 1: with Be Strong. How it was like it started as
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  Speaker 1: this is a crisis, or it started as this is
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  Speaker 1: a crisis, and she went in and would help women
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  Speaker 1: and children in crisis. And then after I believe Puerto Rico,
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  Speaker 1: she was sitting there being like, why is no one
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  Speaker 1: doing anything? This is a crisis, And she was like
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  Speaker 1: this is this is a crisis. She was She was
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  Speaker 1: boots on the ground before the president was on the
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  Speaker 1: ground right, delivering food, water, credit cards, money, whatever she
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  Speaker 1: possibly could get over there. So I would say those
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  Speaker 1: are my top three.
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  Speaker 3: I like those.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In the movies, though, what a shift?
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  Speaker 4: What a shif?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Amy Pohlar and Baby Mama.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 3: I know me either.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's a weird.
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  Speaker 4: It's a weird hero to have.
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  Speaker 3: I love this. Why though, tell us for people who
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  Speaker 3: haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I guess more about like who she is
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  Speaker 1: in the movie?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so like me, I think that's also a hero.
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  Speaker 1: That is a hero you've never seen Baby Mama? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know what it's about? I would assume tinafe wants
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  Speaker 1: to have a baby. She can't find a guy, so
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  Speaker 1: she goes to I think, is it a surrogate and donor?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it in a while, but she comes
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  Speaker 1: across Amy Pohlar. Okay, who's married to Dak Shepherd. In
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  Speaker 1: the movie, she's gonna carry Tina Fay's baby. Well, she's
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  Speaker 1: only doing it for the money. So she's pretending to
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  Speaker 1: be pregnant with Tina Fey's baby, and she starts tripping
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  Speaker 1: and Dax is like, we're doing it for the money,
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, how do you say this without being
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  Speaker 1: offensive people who are less fortunate, I guess. Anyway, she
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  Speaker 1: goes has sex with her husband Dax and ends up
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  Speaker 1: getting pregnant, and she wants to keep her own baby,
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  Speaker 1: but Tina Fey thinks it's her baby. Anyway. It's fucking hysterical, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So maybe I feel like Tina Fey should be my hero.
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  Speaker 1: She's doing pregnancy on her own and I'm like, I
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  Speaker 1: like the bitch just trying to cash in. But this
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  Speaker 1: is why she's my hero. The writers are my hero.
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  Speaker 1: So there's a scene, you guys, let's hear it where
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  Speaker 1: Amy Poehler is beefing with her husband, moves in with
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  Speaker 1: Tina Fay into her fabulous apartment, and Tina fan in
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  Speaker 1: the movie is all about health and wellness, right, She
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  Speaker 1: like works up the whole foods industry.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't she kind of like in charge of what she.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So Tina walks in and sees Amy Pohlar
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  Speaker 1: take gum out of her mouth and stick it under
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  Speaker 1: the coffee table. And she goes, did you just put
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  Speaker 1: gum under my coffee table? And she goes, no, she
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  Speaker 1: puts her head under and there's gum everywhere. She's you've
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  Speaker 1: been putting gum under my coffee table. What do you
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  Speaker 1: think you're at an Arby's? I wish I were at
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  Speaker 1: an Arby's because there's better food and cooler people there.
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  Speaker 1: Every time, every time that line is delivered, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: this woman's my hero.
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  Speaker 2: This is Amy Pole or not? On a faris it
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  Speaker 2: seems like.
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  Speaker 3: That's hilarious anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I know we're not talking about quotes, and I should
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  Speaker 1: have a better hero in a movie. Maybe like Laura Croft,
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  Speaker 1: she's a pretty big badass. Maybe like Angelina Jolie in
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  Speaker 1: CHANGELINGK where she's trying to hunt, not hunt, find her
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  Speaker 1: child's Uh j lo in what that's my fucking hero?
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  Speaker 3: That's that's a good one. Uh, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: That is a mama bear who took matters into her
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  Speaker 1: own hands. May have cost a life, but it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: her own.
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  Speaker 4: So I'll good.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, let's not put them in prison. Then let's let
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  Speaker 5: them keep a running rampant out there.
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe they didn't know until this, Maybe there was
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  Speaker 1: an active investigation happening. You don't know. You still you
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  Speaker 1: don't know. One takes a long time to get these
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  Speaker 1: fools locked up.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I have mine.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you go.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, my real life hero and besides, I guess my
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  Speaker 2: parents would be Harriet Tubman.
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  Speaker 3: I've been on a Harriet Tubman kick lately.
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  Speaker 1: That is a great one. But you say you're on
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  Speaker 1: a kick.
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  Speaker 3: She had a house I believe where I grew up.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, And so I don't know. I was in finger Lakes.
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  Speaker 2: And I love when you say in finger Lakes because
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  Speaker 2: people have been messaging me or saying like things and
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  Speaker 2: they'll comment, like on a when I was home and
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  Speaker 2: be like is this in the.
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  Speaker 3: Finger Lakes And it's like finger Lakes is huge?
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  Speaker 4: Like it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, when you wear the finger Lakes sweatshirt, it looks small.
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  Speaker 2: I need to write, I need to wear that again.
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  Speaker 2: I miss that in the finger Lakes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I love.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is your hero. I need to is your hero.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I need to watch the movie and then real
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  Speaker 2: life or no, the movies would be I have two
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  Speaker 2: number one.
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  Speaker 3: Who's the guy who I think it's taken? And he
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  Speaker 3: goes good luck?
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh no, no, he doesn't say good luck. The
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  Speaker 2: bad guy says good luck. He goes, I will find you.
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  Speaker 2: His daughter gets taken.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know who you are.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what you want from you, but I
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  Speaker 5: will find you and.
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  Speaker 3: I will kill you. Oh it's so good I have
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  Speaker 3: for you because my dad would do that ship and
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  Speaker 3: the way.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how they did it, but that good.
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  Speaker 1: Luck all luck luck should we Yeah? It hits. It's
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  Speaker 1: I have chills just thinking about it because that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah going finds him too, and you know he's going
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  Speaker 2: to And then when she's like, he's like shout out
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  Speaker 2: his appearance and she's screaming into the phone like his
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  Speaker 2: appearance and stuff as she's getting taked.
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  Speaker 1: The daughter she knows. And what's wild is in that
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  Speaker 1: movie the ex wife has married that super super rich guy.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like that rich guy's funds mixed with Liam
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  Speaker 1: Neeson's skills unstoppable.
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  Speaker 3: Which I love that. I love that they worked to together.
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  Speaker 3: It was beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so that and then this is more niche. But
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  Speaker 2: for anyone, it's I came across this page. It's called
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  Speaker 2: Very Important People. And this actress is Vic Michaelis, but
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  Speaker 2: she plays like a news anchor and she interviews comedians.
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  Speaker 2: She basically a comedian comes in and gets a full makeover.
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  Speaker 2: They don't know what they're gonna be, and they get
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  Speaker 2: a full makeover, like one person like this was there.
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  Speaker 3: They were like a.
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  Speaker 2: Queen or something, and so they don't know what they're
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  Speaker 2: gonna be, and then it's revealed and then they have
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  Speaker 2: to improve the entire interview as this person and this
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  Speaker 2: Vic Mchaeley's character, I don't know if it's her real name.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to check it out. It's at Very
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  Speaker 2: Important People. Does the interview so funny.
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  Speaker 3: She plays this like this like news anchor and she's
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  Speaker 3: very dry and.
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  Speaker 2: Concerned and stuff, and it's just so funny. It's my humor.
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  Speaker 2: So that's my hero right now.
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  Speaker 3: Formed a hero. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if she heroes come in all shape
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  Speaker 1: sizes for it. I'm just I'm sorry, what's yours? Easton?
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  Speaker 5: My father, my mother, my brother, just like everybody else's
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  Speaker 5: now going off.
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  Speaker 4: Who's done a lot of good? That's quiet? Where's the
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  Speaker 4: little She's a nipsey hustle. To me, he's a hero.
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  Speaker 4: Who else?
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  Speaker 5: I'm just thinking of people who like kind of give
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  Speaker 5: back the community. But yeah, just do it quietly, like
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  Speaker 5: you never even know and it just comes up. But like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I'll just yeah, do.
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  Speaker 1: You have a fiction? One, here's your fiction?
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  Speaker 4: Dexter Morgan.
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  Speaker 3: Dexter kills all the people, but he kills he ends
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  Speaker 3: up killing people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't seen the whole thing. I stopped at
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  Speaker 4: season four.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, let's definitely make that.
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  Speaker 4: Let's make that three.
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  Speaker 5: We'll go from there. Dexter is a great guy. He
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  Speaker 5: goes so he's like a forensic dude in Miami.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah. So he goes and takes pictures of
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  Speaker 4: the blood splatter.
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  Speaker 5: And all that, and then he tries to figure out
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  Speaker 5: who it was before them, and then he he like,
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  Speaker 5: but it's a rich No. He does it in a
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  Speaker 5: rituals he knocks him out and then he lays them
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  Speaker 5: on a table with like saran wrap, and then what
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  Speaker 5: he does is like all the pictures are what all
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  Speaker 5: the bad that you did? He puts in front of you,
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  Speaker 5: so like, this is why I'm killing you because you
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  Speaker 5: murdered the his children or this or that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, he is a hero.
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  Speaker 3: Yes he's a serial killer, but he uses it.
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  Speaker 1: Our hero, Our real life heroes are very different from
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  Speaker 1: our fiction ones. Have you noticed the sure fiction ones
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  Speaker 1: are all about the an eye for.
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  Speaker 4: An or just let me have your eye.
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  Speaker 3: You have to watch Dexter.
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  Speaker 1: I'll watch Dexter. I'll add it to the list.
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  Speaker 4: You're not going to watch, you must.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds a little too much blood. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of blood. I can't, but I am. I am watching
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  Speaker 1: the House of the Dragon.
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  Speaker 3: M hm oh.
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  Speaker 2: Sanza Starka was one of my heroes too, TV hero
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  Speaker 2: that's Game of thrown.
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  Speaker 1: Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah, Sansa.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I thought she was. She was she was so
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  Speaker 3: young and chi right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the sister like went through it man.
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  Speaker 2: The younger one. Yeah, the one who's without a face.
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  Speaker 2: She was trained. Yes, she fucked up, that's true, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Very much so.
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  Speaker 3: The hero.
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  Speaker 1: There's another hero. She there was this like indie movie
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  Speaker 1: called Teeth. She's like, I don't know what's inside of me. Vagina,
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  Speaker 1: her vagina has teeth like the Obi or something.
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  Speaker 3: That's a hero of yours.
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  Speaker 1: And then she like starts from what I've heard, she's
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  Speaker 1: I never saw the movie, but I heard she starts
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  Speaker 1: like sleeping with people who have yes, who put their
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  Speaker 1: put their dicks where they shouldn't be without permission, and
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  Speaker 1: sleeps with them and eats their dick off.
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  Speaker 3: That's a hero.
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  Speaker 1: That is a hometown hero.
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  Speaker 3: That is a hometown hero.
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  Speaker 1: What are other people who are a little bit more level?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, my hero is my AA sponsor.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have five years sober tomorrow and couldn't do it
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  Speaker 2: without her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations, congratulation one day at a time.
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  Speaker 3: That's really exciting. I'm my own hero.
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  Speaker 2: Raised my first son alone at solf Sen Now he's
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  Speaker 2: an amazing fiance and father.
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  Speaker 1: That just gave me chills. And I love this person
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  Speaker 1: who wrote this because be your own hero, well, especially
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: being a single mother is not freaking easy. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about like true blue single fucking parents.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's he's engaged.
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  Speaker 1: He's engaged, and he's a fire.
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  Speaker 2: I'm my own hero, raised my first son alone. This
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  Speaker 2: is Crystal. Now he's an amazing fiance and a father.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but that says a lot about her to
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  Speaker 5: make you know, for him to feel comfortable in things
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  Speaker 5: most dudes without a just single like there's a lot
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  Speaker 5: of things that could go.
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  Speaker 4: So that says a lot about her and like the raising.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, even men who come from divorced parents
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  Speaker 1: and have like healthy relationships with each of their parents,
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  Speaker 1: if they watch their parents get divorced a lot, they
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  Speaker 1: tend to be turned off by any type of commitment.
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  Speaker 4: So shut out to her single mom.
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  Speaker 1: Who's now that's amazing as well, she's my hero too, Yes, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Real life hero, single mom's making it work like you
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  Speaker 2: and me, law, this person is saying.
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  Speaker 1: That to you love a single mom and the fake
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  Speaker 1: life hero mulan badass. That is a bad bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get down to business.
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  Speaker 1: Do you defeat?
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  Speaker 4: The UN's story is age?
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  Speaker 1: Did they send me daughters? When I asked her sons?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they did, because show me a sack that could
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  Speaker 1: take this a good squeeze.
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  Speaker 3: And none, not a single none, lady.
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  Speaker 1: We wouldn't feel ship, are you feel in the In
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  Speaker 1: the words of Betty White of Vagina can take a beating?
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  Speaker 1: Who would want to be a set of balls? That's
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  Speaker 1: their week now vaginas those things take a bah.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Betty White.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Betty White be there was coming from up her
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  Speaker 2: getting her beaten up.
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  Speaker 1: Betty White was so far beyond her years. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, Goldie, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know what's wild though? The Golden Girls,
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  Speaker 1: the ages that they were during, like filming that they
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  Speaker 1: were like in their sixties.
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  Speaker 4: How was it the sixties? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Were they trying to make it like they were eighties
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  Speaker 3: or something?
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  Speaker 1: No, they look like their age, I think, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: But it's just it's wild to go through like how
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  Speaker 1: people looked like.
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  Speaker 4: My grandma's different generations.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, my grandma in her sixties was definitely not looking
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  Speaker 1: like my mom looks in her sixties.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Is that wild?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Your mom though, Yeah, your mom looks.
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  Speaker 1: But even her friends, Yeah, even her friends who I
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  Speaker 1: see who are like around her same age. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: everyone looks really really good?
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  Speaker 5: Is it because we're looking at him from now our eyes?
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  Speaker 5: How do how does ocean look at like? No, you
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  Speaker 5: get what I'm saying, though, How.
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  Speaker 1: Did you look at like our grandparents?
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  Speaker 4: Grandparents? Yes? But yeah, because my grandparents.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, there are quite a bit of these.
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  Speaker 2: I'll read this one first, and I'm not just saying
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  Speaker 2: that this is from Kristen.
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  Speaker 3: It's got to be La la.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: She speaks up for everyone, including herself hashtag mom goals.
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  Speaker 1: I love when you guys toot my horn.
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  Speaker 4: I know, just toute it more. No, I really need it.
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  Speaker 5: It's everybody, please tootor a horn. It's a long way
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  Speaker 5: into this dynamic of living in hell.
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  Speaker 1: A beautiful year, but a little tough, yes, a little
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  Speaker 1: fucking hard. We were in the boat with you, even
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: you guys started.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Getting back lash. Yeah, we love it.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. Guilty by association. All EASA wants to do is
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  Speaker 1: show up, do the podcast, like, talk about some football,
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  Speaker 1: like go make music with his friends. These don't go
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  Speaker 1: to his page and bully existing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Dexter from the show Dexter Killing all the Bad.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Dexter has come across her desk twice as a hometown hero.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, mom, she fought cancer with a smile for seventeen
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  Speaker 2: years or more before her fight ended.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, that is a long time.
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  Speaker 3: I just got goose bumps.
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  Speaker 1: I just got goose bumps too.
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  Speaker 2: That is a hero, Yeah, real life hero. Probably you
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  Speaker 2: Lala and Britney spears.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that I'm in the same breath as britt
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  Speaker 1: as wild.
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  Speaker 3: To me and fictional with the same person.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe I forgot about her
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Catnus Everdeen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh baddest bitch alive.
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  Speaker 1: Now I feel so stupid that mine was Amy Pohlar
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  Speaker 1: and baby. I just liked her. I found her to be.
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  Speaker 3: Like, No, that's hilarious, she's your comic coming here.
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  Speaker 1: And then she has the baby and Tina fe and
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  Speaker 1: he goes, what's your name? Or she goes, her name
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  Speaker 1: is stephan He was like Stephanie. She no Stefani Likeeani
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: because she's like kind of a rocker.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Can I tell you who you are?
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: It's so good?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Who looks deep? Dive into that later? Can I tell
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: you who else? Is a great hero? Two women actually
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Susan Sarandon and Julia Roberts in step Mom. They cannot
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: stand each other. Susan Sarandon gets cancer, Julia Roberts steps
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: up to the plate because Susan when she's I wish
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I knew their names in the movies. But when she's
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: like ready to she knows she's going to pass away
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: and she has to like basically pass the Mama torch
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: to Julia Roberts. It is Stepmom. It is so good,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: but you so your freaking eyes out.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Really good movie. I've seen that one.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: It's so good. But like two women that like put
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: all of their differences aside because it's like this is
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: real life ship that's happening now. I can't stand you, bitch,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: but like my kids are gonna need you at some point. Yeah,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: oh sob just thinking about it.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: That's beautiful.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: This person, fucking Nickelback. Everyone hates on them, but I
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: grew up and listening to them, me and my dad.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: You know what, I'm back on this photograph.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm back on I'm back on the Nickelback train.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I was ever on the hating
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: of them. I'm su nickel im just like they're so corny.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: You you're corny.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: No, Nickelback is great you too.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: You're nodding and shaking your head. Do you co sign
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: on nickelback er? You can't stand you?
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Thinks I can't stand I think it's a photograph out
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: of here, cold play?
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: No thousand words, yeah, a.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Thousand words right over this ball head waitres.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Nickel Back heads?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: What about Creed?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Oh my god? Are you? Creed had a fire wrestling
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: theme song for a paper review, So yeah, I'm in
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: on Creed.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: You guys, remember how you remind me never made it
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: as a pumancelan, Yes, I remember.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: This is how they're talented.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: No, you guys, anyone who ever. I didn't realize that
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: not liking Nickelback was a thing because I grew up
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: in Utah, where most people were in like their Ford
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: f one fifties, jacked up, super high off the ground,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: spiked hair.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Giants, giants. We love it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: No, No, I'm kiddingdding Andrew Santino, I know, I know.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: He's like, we're not complex people. When you're like big truck,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: He goes, could you imagine if we compared your genitals
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: to like your purses, like nice Gucci bag? You got
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: a why you gotta yeah?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: He goes, you got a big clip.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You got the guy you got a big truck because
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: he can finally afford a big truck.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Death.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: He goes, we don't get out of the shower and
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: look at ourselves naked and look at our penis and gough.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Are you compensating for something? Yeah, for the fact that
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: he could never afford a big truck until now the truck.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: He goes, I got money, I go and buy big truck.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: No.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: So that's the reason I didn't know people didn't like
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Nickelback because they listened to it where I'm from.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: All the time, and you like Nickelback.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Justin likes Nickelback. Let me tell you something. Let me
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: tell you something us. Okay, we go to stage coach.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: We go to stage coach, right, Eric Church performs main stage.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Nickelback is after hours. Let me tell you something. Thousands
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: upon thousands upon thousands of people showed up for Nickelback
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: After Hours, to the point where I was a little concerned.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: I can't confirm this. By the way, I had a
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: friend who left Eric Church early to.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Go to it was to the point where they should
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: have kicked off Eric Church and we should have just
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: had Nickelback on it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: It was so wild that I truly was concerned. I'm like,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I'm pregnant, Danny has her baby, and we got to
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: the nickelbackstage, thinking like, there's gonna be no one will
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: lay a blanket down. I stood up and looked around
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, we could get trampled. Really, this is
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: a little scary crazy there.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: See.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Producer John Co signed, everyone likes Nickelback.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Wow, congrats everybody everyone. I don't mind I never man it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: I don't mind him.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you a good one though. But the
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: dun dud keep it?
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Is it? See? Okay?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Okayvo away for fa too long? Oh it's so. It
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: gives me chill. It makes me think about driving up
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: by Eastwood crying about my boyfriend.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: What is that song? I want to add it to
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: my playlist.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, more hometown heroes.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Reads a good one.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Joseph Smith.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, Joseph Smith. Joseph, he discovered the hallucinogenic.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: I know. That's why I'm calling him a hero.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: You know what, I'm going to read this one because
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I have gone on this podcast and said what she's saying.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: She hates people assume, so I'm gonna read this out loud. Okay.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: This person said Jesus Christ is her hero.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I'm so grateful for my salvation, but hate that people
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: assume I'm judgy. And I like that she called that
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: out because I do assume because I lived with a
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: lot of them in the South in Tennessee that if
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: you were very religious, you were extremely judgy because I
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: saw it.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: But I do know that not everyone is.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I think that depending on where you come from. I
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: think religion can kind of people off, you know, and
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: when you do hear like Jesus is my Lord and Savior,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: you immediately go to Bible bumper. Anything that's not by
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: that book is not accepted. And I do see a
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: lot of people in the comments section on just like
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: spiritual posts that I think it was someone. This was
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: back in twenty twenty three, a hip hop artist coming
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: for lil Na's X. He was talking about his Lord
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: and Savior and this other hip hop artist went in
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: on him, saying that you can't talk about your Lord
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: and Savior Jesus Christ and get down on your knees
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: for Dick as a gay man, right, And so many
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: comments were saying, like a true Christian doesn't judge anybody, right,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Like it's kind of you can't. It's like speaking out
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: of both sides of your mouth, like there's no judgment.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: But if you live this way, this is going to
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: happen to you. So I appreciate that she's saying that
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: because I do believe that like true Christians, anybody who
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: has a brain okay and faith at the same time.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I have found is very accepting, very loving, and whatever
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: helps you sleep at night and makes you feel like
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: there's something more powerful and greater than you that you
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: can lean on in times of crisis or need, then
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: that's what you should believe in. So I respect that
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: her hero is Jesus Christ. Love it, and I'm not
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: even gonna make a gay joke. I too love Jesus.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: You will catch me on Christmasing, the preacher said last Sunday.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: It was Joseph and Mary's Boy and I get chills.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: And I've been listening to it since I was a
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: wee little girl in Utah at the temple lights with
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Jesus in the window the statue.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Do you remember, Yes, Hell, yeah, Wenger, come on.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mm hmmm mm hmm. Okay.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Miley Cyrus, Oh love love her, afraid to be any
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: version of her herself despite the hate.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with her.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: She's great, She's so cool. She was Hannah Montana and yes.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Also her song with Beyonce.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: It's fine.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I'm so good.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Mountain climb, I can climb whatever to.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I know, and can I tell you something else?
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Can climb whatever? Humans? Is it on your sex playlist?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: No?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Oh my hell, we gotta get our minds.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Out of her mountains challenges. Of course. Yes.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: And also my daughter loves Miley Cyrus.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: She does.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, because over the fourth of July we listened to
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: party in the USA.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good one. Sorry, every like five, I
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: see I'm reading one. Laala. You bring it every time
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: on camera and off born a star. We love you.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I love you so much and that is a fact.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: That is really really sweet. My husband, ah, I don't.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I would like to know what he does to be
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: her hero.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, she puts it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: He researches ways to help me, finds the best doctors
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: for me. Now I don't know if you mean doctors
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: for a sickness or injectables, but either way, absolute hero
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: or pregnancy.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Who knows all of that? Anything?
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: He cares, He listens, he cares, he listens.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Do you have a brother?
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Does he have a brother?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Olivia Pope scandal, Now that's all it's says, Oh
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: my gosh, oh she I'll handle it. I'll handle it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I'll handle it. Never seen scandal Harry Washington, Right, she's
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: the baddest bitch alive.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Now many would like.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: The way she drinks wine.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: It made me into a wine girl for three years.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: And then I always after I watched think that I
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: have her lips because there's so just like the way
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: she moves her mouth. And then I look in the
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: mirror and I'm like, yeah, bit, you ain't got it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: You know they're perfect, and they're stunning natural giant wine.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: The giant glass. Doesn't she make it look so good advertizing?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Doesn't she make it look fun?
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: To be?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Like smart?
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: It's smart and a.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Battle of something I wish I could be, and to work.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: My thing was working looking good, handling shit and heels
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: and like a stunning cream colored like Gucci suit pants
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: suit or something.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like stomping around on Capitol Hill with heels on
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: and dealing with congressman scandals and things like that. It's
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: so good, East and we should start it.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: My real life hero is my mom. She battled two
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: different cancers at the same time. Now she is the
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: best Gigi to my babies.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Oh another, I love a mom hero, especially when your
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: mama's beat cancer.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is a good one.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Mary Poppins lady never lost her shit and quit on
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: the spot with no notice.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, did she have never seen Mary Poppins? Is
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: that spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down?
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Makes the medicine go down.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of myself. I was singing that to
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Ocean and she asked me what it was from, and
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I said Mary Poppins, And I said it was such conviction.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: But I was like, she'll never remember that was right.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Have you showed it to her yet, Mary Poppins, It's
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: so cute?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: She would not be interested.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Ah, Okay, she.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Tells me, if you let me watch Lilo and Stitch,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I will be nice. I will not kick oisay stupid?
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Does she She does?
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: She sure does. Okay, I do have to say there's
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: a lot of Lalla and a lot of sun ones.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Perfect.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Oh this is a good one.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Steve Irwin, the o G wildlife warrior whose family continues
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: the tradition.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: One.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great one to end on.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Actually, right, who carries it the sun?
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: I thought it was well, I mean it's both of them,
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: but I've seen the sun more on my.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Page, like for what a wild way to die, right.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: And then what a wild way? If I were to
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: look at my dad just died from that, from that.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like, literally, has that ever happened to
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: anybody ever on the planet? No, it was like got
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: his heart, Like that has got to be a one
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: a one off.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like actually because when I remember it was
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: like I remember reading an article and people were like,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: it's actually more common than you would think. Really, yeah,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I want to google this.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: That's pretty wild. I don't know that I buy that fully.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Well, do you know every year.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I will say that's a great hero and I love
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: that his kids Bindi Irwin is the cutest thing ever.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Do you remember her as a kid and with the
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: cutest smile ever?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: So cute?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, whatdy Irwin she has and she had like
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the cutest little smile and the.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Little ballsy as.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Only five recorded deaths have been reported in Australia since
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: nineteen forty five, and fewer than twenty worldwide.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: So I was lied to or I.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Was one of twenty. Wow, and this has been since
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: nineteen forty five. Damn, damn. So that's a very slim.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So don't come to me with your.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Bullshit, not sharks.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not shark hilly, you guys. I'm constantly spewing lies
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: and I need you to see past it.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: You know what my mom does? My mom? My mom
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: spreads gossip like wildfire. Yeah, but it's it's so so innocent.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: She goes, but that may not be true, so don't
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: quote me, and it's usually so.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Far off the worst truth.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: And then I look at like, I'm like, will you
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: send me in? And then she sends me and I
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: look at the publication. I'm like, this is not.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Real, and you're like, Mom, she for a long time
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: convinced me that they were putting whales in giant garbage
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: bags to save them.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: And I.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Years ago, still Olivia in Utah, and everyone was like, law,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: this is a joke.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Take this down.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: What that is so funny?
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: And then she's the first one to go, but paper
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: takes inc It's like, well help us out, stupid on
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: your behalf.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: She spreads propaganda. She's the most innocent way. I love you, guys.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: That was really fun.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Fun, don't you guys. Have a great rest of the
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: week and catch you on the next bonus episode.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Bye.