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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 78 - Harry Styles Has A Wooden Leg · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: I'll be talking for about twenty four percent of the episode.
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  Speaker 5: pipe down.
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  Speaker 1: We're we only do one hundred words per episode, and that's.
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  Speaker 5: We take things nice and sluffy.
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  Speaker 1: So don't rush yourself. Tommy. You're in the glow up
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  Speaker 1: of your lifetime this fall season. This is the best
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  Speaker 1: you've ever been. And you've also adopted a cocaine habit.
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  Speaker 6: I am in the opposite of a go up. I'm
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  Speaker 6: trying to go up. I just brought, actually just bought
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  Speaker 6: the book Atomic Habits. So you're about to see me
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  Speaker 6: really change into a new man.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see the little bit of I do see
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  Speaker 1: the cocaine.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, that's because I had a really bad bloody
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  Speaker 6: nose at a restaurant the other day and the entire
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  Speaker 6: weight staff had to come out to try to stop.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I saw that.
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  Speaker 1: I oh what. You were in Jersey and you left the.
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  Speaker 6: Jersey shore and I had a really bad nosebleed at
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  Speaker 6: the end of the meal.
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  Speaker 5: But the nosebleed was because you were doing cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you you literally have white at the end
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  Speaker 1: of your nose right here.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's because I was I was using so
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  Speaker 6: much to stop the bleeding cocaine. I tried to stop
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  Speaker 6: it with more cocaine. It left a white spot.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think that's just like paper towel just stuck
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  Speaker 5: to your nose. Or boggers one of the other.
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  Speaker 1: You cut yourself, shaved your nose.
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  Speaker 6: I just shave.
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  Speaker 5: Shaved your nose.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a hairy ass nose. Fucking gross hass nose.
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  Speaker 1: You have the biggest beard I've ever seen it, and
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  Speaker 1: you it looks becoming.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, It's because I'm a fucking being swallowed alive by pittariasis. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to shave because I'm like, well, when
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  Speaker 5: this ship really starts getting bad on my face, I'd
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  Speaker 5: like the beard to cover it up and maybe then
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  Speaker 5: I'll just look I have like acne or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you even shaved, I feel like the
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  Speaker 1: cuts in your skin would invite and to.
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  Speaker 5: Have more pitiasis.
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  Speaker 6: If we ruled out monkey pox for that.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it doesn't look anything like monkey pox.
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  Speaker 6: Never know.
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  Speaker 5: You. I do knowcause I looked up monkey pox and
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  Speaker 5: I looked up this, and I have this, and I
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  Speaker 5: also went to a doctor twice. And you don't have
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  Speaker 5: gay sex and I'm not gay, bro, So fall back.
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  Speaker 5: The only reason I went to the doctor in the
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  Speaker 5: first place was because I thought I had monkey pops.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, is it uh the same ship that de Lo had?
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  Speaker 5: No, that was psoriasis and this pits pitriasis. Just Christ,
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  Speaker 5: there's a big difference.
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  Speaker 1: I believe it. But I'm just saying I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I believe that's such similar names.
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  Speaker 1: Most both dudes have ariasis. It's got to just be
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  Speaker 1: some kind of Greek root that means something about the skinners.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, because every time I tell people
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  Speaker 5: it's pitiriasis, they're like, wait, are you sure you don't
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  Speaker 5: mean psoriasis, and like, yeah, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: I know what I fucking have. That is funny, though,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm actually kind of happy that you actually have
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  Speaker 1: a thing other than just like being like I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm afraid of that I have this thing like it's
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  Speaker 1: your it's coming to fruition your sickness.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I'm not. It doesn't like it's not
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  Speaker 5: that bad. I mean, the itchiness is pretty unbearable. There's
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  Speaker 5: some really like yesterday was a bad day. Like yesterday,
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  Speaker 5: it was just like itching everywhere for hours. I had
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  Speaker 5: to take some clearitin that's like an allergy thing makes
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  Speaker 5: for claertin with the benadru you must have been fucking dipping. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: did you.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like one of the main things to do
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  Speaker 1: when you itch like that has have someone pissed all
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  Speaker 1: over you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I would that would have been the easiest.
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  Speaker 5: The thing is with these kind of rashes, you kind
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  Speaker 5: of just start experimenting on your body and you're like, what,
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  Speaker 5: maybe this will work. You're like, maybe if I take
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  Speaker 5: some of this fucking revital light and rub it all
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  Speaker 5: over my body, it'll hydrate my skin.
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  Speaker 1: Or any type of lotions. Have you slapped lotion on yourself?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, but I think I've been overlotioning.
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  Speaker 1: What if you got sin paper and just rubbed it
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  Speaker 1: all off.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Like my mom was like, oh, you should go
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  Speaker 5: in the water, go in the salt water. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't think, Like there's nothing you can do. The
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  Speaker 5: only thing you can do is just lotion and use.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what if the lotion is giving it like a
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  Speaker 1: damp environment for it to live in.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's that's what. So what made it worse was
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  Speaker 5: the doctor was like, it's either a fungus related rash
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  Speaker 5: or it's pitariasis. And then the gate they prescribed me
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  Speaker 5: this fungus anti fungal shampoo and I used it, and
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  Speaker 5: it made it so much worse because that that dries
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  Speaker 5: out the skin and what you don't want the skin
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  Speaker 5: to dry out with this because then it makes it
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  Speaker 5: way worse.
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  Speaker 1: You sound like a nerve from like a seventies movie.
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  Speaker 1: Like my doctor gave me an agg I saw.
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  Speaker 5: My body right now, you would be like, it's all
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  Speaker 5: over your face, dude, the faces though, No, come on.
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  Speaker 1: Because your face it doesn't look bad at all. Be
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  Speaker 1: it's not even showing up on camera.
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  Speaker 5: No, I know because this is new. This came in
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  Speaker 5: like today. Oh really, dude, my arms are for there's
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  Speaker 5: blisters all over them and there is like it's remember
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  Speaker 5: I should it the other day?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Is it leprosy?
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  Speaker 5: No, dude, it is pitiasis Roseiah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that there's nothiasis. I think Owen's right
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  Speaker 1: about that. I've heard of sariasis.
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  Speaker 5: I think. Actually, after we did the episode with Matt
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  Speaker 5: last week, Shane texted me and he was like, I
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  Speaker 5: had pitiriasis when I was your age, and he was like,
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  Speaker 5: try going out in the sun. But I'm too far
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  Speaker 5: gone to even like if I go out in the sun,
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  Speaker 5: people are gonna like be like hiding their children from me.
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  Speaker 1: You need to go into like the deep wilderness and
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  Speaker 1: get asked naked.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's like what I need. I was thinking
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  Speaker 5: about going up on our roof again. Yeah, and just
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  Speaker 5: spreading out up there, you nutties. Dude, my back, it's
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  Speaker 5: the worst on my back, my back, just a little taste, Tommy,
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  Speaker 5: No can tell me feel it?
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  Speaker 1: Can you put a finger in your wound like a
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  Speaker 1: doubting Thomas.
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  Speaker 5: Now you can't feel it through my shirt. It's really bad.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's dude. I felt a little lump there.
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  Speaker 5: Did I try?
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  Speaker 6: But I'm getting itchy, just like watching You're not going
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  Speaker 6: to get it. I think I have it.
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  Speaker 1: This is munch house and biproxy. That's exactly what.
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  Speaker 6: Wart removed on my arm.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you got it off, Yeah I got Thank God.
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  Speaker 6: Waiting for the biopsy results, dude, Well they say it's
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  Speaker 6: probably not cancer.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely nothing.
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  Speaker 5: It's definitely not cancer.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, it's definitely a dysplastic compound.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, I always I always thought it was a birthmark.
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  Speaker 6: Like my whole life, I had like these little spots
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  Speaker 6: right here, and then one of them got a lot bigger,
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  Speaker 6: and you and others bullieve.
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  Speaker 1: I started making fun of it as soon as I
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  Speaker 1: saw it.
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  Speaker 6: But even when I was in high school. My friends
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  Speaker 6: would be like, what's that gross thing in around was?
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  Speaker 6: I was like, it's a birthmark. And then when I
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  Speaker 6: went to the derm colleges last week, she was like,
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  Speaker 6: who told you this is a birthmark? So this is
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  Speaker 6: a bunch of little warts on your skin.
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  Speaker 5: It was like, it's way more gross than pariasis. I'm sorry, no, no, no, finish,
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  Speaker 5: make us the last one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the off or what?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they froze off a couple and then I think
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  Speaker 6: they're gonna get the rest off too. But I was like,
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  Speaker 6: all right, well let's.
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  Speaker 1: See what it is first before let's just take a razor.
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  Speaker 6: Really, because it's a part of me.
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  Speaker 5: So that's insane. Dude. When you go to the dermatologist
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  Speaker 5: and they're like, let's remove they could remove anything from
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  Speaker 5: my body and I wouldn't care.
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  Speaker 6: It's a part. If it's a birth market, I want
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  Speaker 6: it off. Be playing god.
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  Speaker 1: You definitely like save your hair after you go to
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  Speaker 1: the barber.
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  Speaker 5: Dude. That's like, oh, because Tommy is a hoarder. Did
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  Speaker 5: you know this. Yeah, Tommy was cleaning his desk the
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  Speaker 5: other day and there was like he was picking up
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  Speaker 5: literal trash and being like, oh, this is from our
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  Speaker 5: first advisors. I think they're like an it would be
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  Speaker 5: like a candy wrapper.
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  Speaker 1: Watching the show Hoarders, No, like this is Bubblegully.
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  Speaker 5: Happened for hours and Nate just came over and was
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  Speaker 5: just throwing away everything because Tommy wouldn't throw away one thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's super respect by the Nate dog. I know it was,
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  Speaker 1: but hoarding is a is a disgusting habit. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever watched the TV show So Gross? Yeah, well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't even like the show.
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  Speaker 5: It's the best.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best counter to hoarding. It's like the best
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  Speaker 1: was a cure for it.
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  Speaker 5: I used to be a little bit of it, Like
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I wasn't a hoarder, but I had
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  Speaker 5: like weird like attachment to things when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 5: Like I wouldn't want to throw away any toys that
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  Speaker 5: I hadn't played with in like ten years.
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  Speaker 1: That's what Marie Condo just says, Like you take the
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  Speaker 1: thing one last time and you just like thank it
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  Speaker 1: for its service to you. You're like, thanks for all
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  Speaker 1: the good times I had shirt and just fucking get
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  Speaker 1: rid of that shit.
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  Speaker 6: Dude.
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  Speaker 5: Well, then then I ended up losing my clothes twice
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  Speaker 5: and then I was like, Okay, none of this has
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  Speaker 5: any because I don't even remember what clothes I had.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's a good chance to pitterize. This is
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  Speaker 1: from that Dallas Cowboy sweatshirt that you keep on wearing.
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  Speaker 5: No, we talked about this because that was what I originally.
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  Speaker 5: I stopped wearing the sweatshirt for a couple of days
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  Speaker 5: and I washed it and I was like, I wonder
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  Speaker 5: if it's an allergic reaction, but it doesn't. It's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not an allergic reaction.
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  Speaker 1: Or it could be bed bugs, or it's.
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  Speaker 5: Not bed bugs either because doesn't look like dude it
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  Speaker 5: or have you ever heard of this? If I showed you,
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  Speaker 5: there's literally only one thing this could possibly be, and
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  Speaker 5: it's what I have.
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  Speaker 1: I never heard of. And I'm gonna spell this word
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  Speaker 1: out because it doesn't sound nice to say. C H I,
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  Speaker 1: G G E R S. Now, do you know what
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  Speaker 1: those are?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Bed bugs?
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  Speaker 5: No, I thought it was bedbugs at first as well.
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  Speaker 5: Remember I texted.
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  Speaker 1: You harvest mites. They bury, they burrow under your skin
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  Speaker 1: and make a thing that's just like what you have.
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  Speaker 5: It's not, I promise you, it's not even close to
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  Speaker 5: what I have? Are you sure? Promise you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at pictures of it, and it looks let.
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  Speaker 5: Me see, let me see it, dan, cool, it might
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  Speaker 5: look like when I first had it and I showed
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  Speaker 5: it to you. This is so much worse now, Like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: when I when I showed you originally that it's one tenth.
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  Speaker 5: That was one tenth. No, this is way worse. This
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  Speaker 5: is worse than that bilel.
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  Speaker 1: No way that you have to show us.
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  Speaker 5: It's that all over my body. So why isn't it
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  Speaker 5: this look up pitariasis?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm not looking it up to I want to die.
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  Speaker 1: I want to diagnose it myself.
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  Speaker 5: I know what I have. Like, you're not gonna be
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  Speaker 5: able to convince me because I know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get some sun, bro, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't want to bring it out in the
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  Speaker 5: sun because then they're like, also, also, make sure you
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  Speaker 5: don't overheat, And it's like, well, and I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: Phoenix this week. They're like try not. They're like, make
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  Speaker 5: sure you don't overheat and get out, like be into
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  Speaker 5: too hot areas.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I think you have to fucking amputate your arms dude,
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  Speaker 1: I think you need to fucking slice your ship off.
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  Speaker 5: You would be. Yeah, that's what my body looks like
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  Speaker 5: right now.
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  Speaker 1: That's the exact same thing, is what I just showed you.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not. That's legitimately what my body. I've been walking.
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  Speaker 5: I have to put a shirt on it for a
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  Speaker 5: shower to walk back to my room because I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to. I don't want to like scare off my
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  Speaker 5: bro It's alright.
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  Speaker 6: Did they say what caused it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: They think it's like a virus.
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  Speaker 1: Because of your because you're living amongst rodents.
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  Speaker 5: Like I'm not going to speak on that right now,
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  Speaker 5: but I know it could be our new room. It's
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  Speaker 5: that ain't me anymore. No, my rooms clean as a whistle.
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  Speaker 1: And who told you that they're at Ratitui.
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  Speaker 5: Has been hasn't been rode into my room in weeks.
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  Speaker 5: I got a little piece of I got a little
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  Speaker 5: piece of wood that I slide under my door, and
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  Speaker 5: then I put uh towels on the other side, and
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  Speaker 5: then I put shoes on top of them.
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  Speaker 9: Little tip brillo pads. I heard, really a great Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: they can't get through.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean if you just stuff a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of them under your door.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, or uh, or like in the pipes of the
• 13:20
  Speaker 9: sink and stuff where they could be coming up.
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then I also and then I put a
• 13:26
  Speaker 5: put a row of traps right in front of the towel.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Woke up, and all of them.
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: If they break through the barrier, they're dead.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Damn dude, that's fucking devastating. Dudes just went on and
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: why influenced her snark and fucking let the people know
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: that you have pits.
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't care if people know.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bad news, but it's also your warning sign
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: for them what not to get pities, not to live
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: the dirty lifestyle that you live.
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: It's not a dirty life thing, Tommy, Like the lady.
• 14:01
  Speaker 6: In the smoking commercial, like the thing.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: You literally have like thousands of warts covering right.
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: I mean, here's the difference.
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: And they're sentimental to you, yeah, maybe, like if I
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: don't want my pitrisis to go away.
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: The difference is I'm wearing and you refuse to show
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: even a sliver of your skin. So that tells you
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: what's worse.
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: I'll show to you after the show. I'm not going
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: to show you on.
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: Camera, but I'm wearing mine on camera, loud and proud.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, warts and all, warts and all.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: I mean mine would be like if you had those warts,
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: then there was seventy thousand other ones.
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: I agree Wars is worse and more discussed.
• 14:34
  Speaker 10: Yes, okay, interesting On the same page, Tommy, aren't you
• 14:38
  Speaker 10: worried that you're gonna get pitirisis now? I feel like, yeah,
• 14:42
  Speaker 10: I feel no, yeah, wipe him up, wipe him up
• 14:45
  Speaker 10: a little bit.
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: I feel something like that has to be.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: It's not tell me one of those footballers, brother. I
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: needed something.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: The doctor actually told me. She said, this on your
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: pit and give it not contagious. She said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Rub it on his wartz, rub it on his open wound,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: just like she said.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: It's not contagious. She said, you can still have body
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: to body contact or some weird things. Don't worry like that.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: Don't worry. It's just my pitter ez It's wild. I
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: feel like it would be funny video to like just
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: go to like a pool and just hop in, just
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: be walking around to public pool for a little bit,
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: stretching out and then hop in the pool clears would
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: people would be ripping their kids out like there's a
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: shock in the water.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Like someone pooped in the water.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, I have to shoot you. It's horrible.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: You might be a zombie doe. You might be turning
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: into a fucking Night of the Living Dead type of character.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: We might be talking walking dead right now.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: And then I look at the reddits and everyone's like, yeah,
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: mine lasted for nine months.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: That would be so funny.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't care once the winter comes around, I don't
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: really give a fuck.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't show any of your body anyway, So
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: what's what's wearing? Some gloves and a botta clava for you?
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: You gotta wear one of those like Demon Time masks.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Worrying about it, like if it gets on my face?
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: What am I gonna do?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: You gotta go demon time and wear a fucking robbery mask.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: I just have to start. Yeah, probably you.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Would have to start robbing people.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: It's gonna suck.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: You need to turn into a yass. He's shisty. That
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: might be fucking dope.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: Dude. That sucks is that they're like, it doesn't rarely
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: goes on the face, and now it's coming on my face.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: That's fucking gross. Dude. What do you guys think about
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Harry Styles.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: I don't. I think it's all publicity's done. Apparently that
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: movie sucks.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I heard Harry Styles has a wooden leg that he's
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: hiding from the public.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Damn really.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I heard he has a drinking problem and he keeps
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: a flask in his wooden leg and he's been trying
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: to fucking do this extra shit to try and disguise
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: from it. I don't know if that's true or not,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: but that's just what I've been hearing.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: The people that get people were getting fired up about
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: the Harry Styles shit.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: People were catching wind of his wooden legs.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: So he spit on that. What is the wooden leg?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He apparently just has like, yeah, like
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: a fully of a theory. Yeah, there's a theory that
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: he has this fully wooden leg.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is not made up. There's a bunch of
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: shit about the wooden leg.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: That he's just been walking around with an alcohol problem
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: and a wooden leg.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: I can see him having a drinking problem. The wooden
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: legs where you cross the line form.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen his legs? Have you seen his legs?
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah? When he's got light tattoos and stuff.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: That could be on his very good prosthetic wooden leg I.
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: There's no pictures of him wearing shorts.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I'm almost positive that this dude has a.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Picture of wearing shorts because he was like Harry Styles
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: outside of a Whole Foods and he had like a
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: mask and sunglasses on.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: That he sounds out to grocery shop. Body double.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: He's got a body double to protect from.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: His seeing his legs and be like, damn, those are
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: some good legs.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I just find it. I find it impossible to follow
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: what is going on.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: I's going on all like pr for their movie.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: So it's all on purpose, or it's or there are
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: there actually like with each other, like they're they're beefing
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: with each other or they being dead serious.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: I'm really I don't even I don't know who Florence Pew.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Is the director.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: She's in the movie.
• 18:10
  Speaker 9: I watched her TikTok recap of it if you want, Yeah, yeah,
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: Shila buff was supposed to be in the movie. Florence
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: Pugh wanted him off.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: In the Harry Styles role or yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 9: And then so Olivia Wilde uh said she kicked him off,
• 18:26
  Speaker 9: but she didn't replace him with Harry Styles. She starts
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: fucking Harry Styles. They find out she didn't kick off
• 18:31
  Speaker 9: Shilah buff and that she was like talking about Florence Peugh.
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: That's a that's I watched part one of.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Three having Olivia Wilde and Harry Style has been dating
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: for like a long time.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I think they just started fucking while he was dating
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: or while she was dating the dude from and then
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: he got real. What did he He was like high
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: at some award show or something like that.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Publicly, yeah, but I don't think he did. He claims
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: that he didn't know that was going to happen, but
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: he was. He was high an award show, and everyone
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: at the time was like, look at this legend.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: He's just going through it. He was in hell wearing
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: like a hoodie. Everyone's in fucking tuxedos.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: I want to be mad if my girl left me
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: for Harry Styles. I take that as a compliment.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: If you were already, if you were that famous, you
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: probably would be you definitely you'd be. That's the equivalent
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: to us if like your girlfriend left you for like
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: you sas I was gonna say, Marty Mush.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: You're the Harry Styles of Barstool. I kind of see it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not Harry Styles is the fucking one right now.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: I'm more of the Nile.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I think I think that's twenty four I think that's
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: twenty four percent.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, you're done, shut it down. I uh, I've
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: been going through a pretty intense true crime phase.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Damn, you're you're a girl now, dude.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Not not the podcast. Those things suck.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: True crime for women, the whole genre.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Watched mind Hunter, No, what is it? It's uh, it's
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: this show. It's by David Finch Fincher not true crime though, No,
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: it's true crime. Really. Yeah, it's all real. Well it's
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: not like it's not like documentary stuff, but it recreated.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: It's recreated. Yeah, it's fucking amazing. And then they just
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: ended it after two seasons because David Finch wanted to
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: do other stuff. But it got like an eight point
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: six out of ten on IMDb. It's like fantastic, and
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: then they just stopped making it. Damn.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: Got so where he goes and he like interviews the people. Yeah,
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: who's a big fat serial killer?
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Oh? Cat like Kemper Richard Kemper is that his name something?
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: On fights that I have the same voices.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: That's such a compliment, but.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Kemper, I know that's his last name.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine getting caught by a fat serial killer.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: That shit would drive me absolutely.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Insane, getting caught by a s fat serial Like I'm.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Saying, like, if he's like running you down, he's like catches.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: He's not that fat. He but he's like six seven,
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: three hundred pounds.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Oh so he's massive.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he looks pretty fat.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: He's I think he's a big guy.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: But if you're six seven, I feel like you kind
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: of have likes to be that fat.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: How did he what was his preferred way of killing people?
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Kemper? Yeah?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Did he just body people? He just laid down on him.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: I think he would kill them and then have sex
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: with them and then kills not like one and then
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: he would cut their heads off and have sex with
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: the heads.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, he was an actor and a writer as well,
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: to kind of sound you do kind of have a
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: voice to him, now that I think about it, I
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: thought you were just doing an impression of him.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: There's a direct pipeline of actors and writers to becoming
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: serial killers if.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: They fail or was a singer?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Was he?
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: All of them become serial killers or like right wing
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: media members. Did you see like Marjorie Taylor Green trying
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: out for American.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Idol Now I did it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I think that either you serial kill or you go
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: to the r n C if you don't make it
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: in the biz. Thank god for the podcast I do.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: That is a good thing to have in all of
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: our back pockets. Like if this thing ever fails that
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: we could serial kill, we could just start firing off
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: some right wing takes on Twitter.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Or left wing dude, if you could just really go
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: go super Uh.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: They don't.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: They don't rally around you as much.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Rex Chapman has a fucking like Chapman.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Do they He's like on a CNN show is Now, Isn't.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: He like like nobody watched.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: I don't think they did, dude. I looked at his
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Twitter yesterday because I was thinking about him for some reason,
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: and his he retweets his own tweets after like five minutes.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: How many followers does he have?
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: Anger like two million or something like that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: It's a lot of followers. Quick correction, Edmund Kemper, Ed Kemper.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: Also I looked up David Fincher seven Zodiac, Gone Girl
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: and Social Network?
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Did you do money?
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Bangers?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Why you keep saying bangers like that?
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: Bangs?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Bangers, bangers, mind hunter bangers. You're saying it like the
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: city in Maine bangers, bangers? How about how about softening that?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: G my friend bangers like the New York Rangers.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: You're done?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: He's you guys? More words bangers? I mean, uh, actually,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: should we do another head? We got a bunch of
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: fucking adds today?
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: No, well not we only I guess we can't do one.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three left, so I'm going up some
• 23:38
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• 23:39
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• 24:06
  Speaker 5: I love therapy, yeah, and I think it's the cure.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: I think Ed Kemper could have been the good guy
• 24:12
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• 24:28
  Speaker 5: I kind of like that flows off the tongue. Nice.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of how Tommy would say it. Bang
• 24:33
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• 24:40
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• 24:56
  Speaker 1: s O N. Tommy invited me to his fantasy football
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: league this week, and uh, I just made my team
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: name the same name as his.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: What's your team name?
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: So my last season, my team name was I've decided
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: to win this season, and then I did win. So
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: now to constantly remind everyone I'm in my team name,
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: I won last season, just so there's no confusion. Roan
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: also made it I won last season, so now people
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: are very confused.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: When your draft it was it was last night, and
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: then Tommy changed his name and I told him how
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: pat Day's dying wish was for us to have a
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: fantasy football name, and so we had to change it back.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: It was incredible foresight for him to know I would
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: change it after you.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It was. But the heart wants what it wants.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: Now we're both. I actually won last season.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Now we're both.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I won, and I did. I won my fantasy league.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I won a fantasy league last season, so it's not
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: actually a lie.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I won this one that we're in, but.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: It doesn't say that. It doesn't say that.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: So should I say I won this league last season.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: And betray a man's last wish?
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: Wait? Did you so?
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Was your guys? Was your draft? Was it like? Was
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: it in person?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I went over to Tommy's house.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: That's nice, that's nice of you.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: No, it was online. It's sad to say. I tried
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: to get I tried to link up with Tommy, but
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: he was too busy fucking sluts down the Jersey Shore.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: True this weekend? Yeah, he was.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You weren't You weren't down the Jersey Shore.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Not when I drafted. I would never draft down at
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: the shore. I don't miss business and pleasure.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: You weren't fucking down the shore.
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: I did not.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I know that's not true. You know that you sent
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: me a picture of your dick in a post? Was
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: that an old picture?
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: I was trying to impress you. I took an old
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: picture the last time. I said one day this man, Ron,
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: you get a new phone?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: No, just just green? Green on the inside, green on
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: the outside matches your hat. You got a new hat?
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: When do you have a green phone? Dude?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I've had it ever since I got this phone you have.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: And this is a ran new phone.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Well, no it's not, dude, they'll put that smuggle my
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: fucking name.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Do you just have the same phone? Yours was just
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: bigger than mine.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I got this one several months ago.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: No, now we have the same phone.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's must be what it is.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Lin's bigger and yeah, okay.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: I was thinking of Tommy. My bad.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: That's super insulting to me, all right, I apologize. That's
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: super fucking hurtful to me.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: So when you guys, when you draft, did you do
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: you just draft the same team that you have for
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: all of your teams like that?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I guess you way different means like, I have multiple
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: do I get the same I.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Guess you probably can't do that.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: It's probably hard, but you could try to get a
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: bunch of the same guys. But I tried to get
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: very like some variants and don't.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Get real technical with it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I get pretty technical. But Tommy super technical.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Tommy, do you just do you just do AI auto draft?
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: No? I draft. I've drafted my own brain. The ESPN
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: auto draft is horrible. Uh yeah, I found some market
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: inefficienciesies had this player ranked super low when everyone forgot
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: about him. It's called the market inefficiency he gets. But
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: I told her when I was like this, this is
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: the most random league of people.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: No, he texted me talking shit on everyone in his league.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: He like sent me a paragraph of being like this
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: guy is like this, well that's He's like, no, you don't,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: don't say any of it. Was like, why would you
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: give me all that information and just want me to
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: do with it?
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: Is incredibly it's like a few of my really good friends.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: But then we have like my friends, friends from college,
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: brother in law, and like a couple of weeks ago,
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: he got added. He got added to the group chat
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: his first year in the league. You would think a
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: group chat of eleven people you don't know, you probably
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: don't say much at all. He immediately sent a picture
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: of his of his dog slapping his girlfriend's ass and
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: was like, let's get wild this year, boys, and was like,
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: everyone follow my Golden Doodle Instagram account. That's like the
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: type of people like, It's just it's a mishmach group people.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: That's what fantasy football was like. It's just like trying
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: to outrageous as that. When I run, Roan had to
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: me to his fantasy group. It was just like dudes
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: like saying slurs and like sending pictures of their dicks.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Me out. They were, Yeah, they was heading videos of
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: like girls breastfeeding and you you did not like that? No,
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: I just was like I was like busy and I
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: didn't see it in time, and then they kicked me out.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: You could never be too busy for a breastfeeding. Yeah.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: I think that's what it is.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't even a fantasy football league I'm in,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: but it was. It was completely a microcosm of all
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: fantasy football leagues, and Tommy's league is probably the exact same. Yeah,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: actually I should bring some of those breastfeeding picks and
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: throw them in your group.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Well, I haven't added to the chat. I didn't know
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: if verone wanted to be added to the chat.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: How often are people posting in there? Is it all day?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Every day? No?
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: No, no, definitely not.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Tommy is like the ringleader, he's like the the like
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: clever guy.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: Of the group. No, that's not true. I'm not the commissioner.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Now, he's a clever guy.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: I'd say there's a couple of us sort of the
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: clever guy's collectively the clever group of boys.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Who else is clever?
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Robbie, that's pretty clever.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we have a few clever fellows in there for sure.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: And who's the stupid? Who's the stupid? A fucking idiot stupid?
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: I mean, Brian's an easy target. He's the commission You.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Always got to why would you want to be the
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: commissioner because you like power? Why would someone want to
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: be a referee?
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Want to be the president? You know? Same thing?
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: No, not even it's very similar. You're like, oh, I'm
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: not going to play, I'll just well keep the rules
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: for you guys. Being the bank and monopoly, I.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Think you do play, but you also rules as well,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Stephen J.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: Like, is that Smaria where he's commissioner not playing every
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: other fantas league in the world, your commissioner.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, have you ever done that most free time? No,
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: it's just the guy who likes the guy who's in
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: the least amount of leagues or who loves who loves
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: like rules and power the most. It's like a referee.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: It's like someone who just like it, wants to be
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: part of the game, wants to be more of a
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: part of the game, and loves rules.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Do all leagues have a commission missioner?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: I think so.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: I played like once a couple of years ago or
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: not like ten years ago, and uh, we didn't have
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: a commissioner. Damn.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: He just raw dogged it. Yeah, it was anarchy.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: He was like the purge. Yeah. It was me and
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: my dad, my neighbor who was just the three and
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: the kid that lived at that house.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: So four people.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah really, Yeah, my dad beat everyone every by like
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: a mile.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: He probably just loaded the deck with people who he
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: knew knew nothing about football.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean I was like ten, so yeah, probably.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Dad just wanted to win. So he's just dunking on you.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: Like fourteen leagues with the Sun and the Sun's friends.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Like, I'll trade you my fucking yeah back up tight
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: end for two of your starting running backs. It was fun, though,
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: do you remember any of the dues that were on
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: your team in the league, Now, I asked you to
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: be in that league with those or those dudes asked
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: you to be in the league.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: They didn't even ask me to be in the league though.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: I don't care who they were.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: They were dudes from home.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: I like made fun of one of their I like
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: said one thing, and I like made one of them
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: got like a new like rug or something, and I
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: like made fun of it, and they got like he
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: got like genuinely upset.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: He probably spent a lot for the run.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: You don't like my rug? Well, they just threw me
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: in this group chat and like said nothing, and it
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: was just like conversation was just going on as usual.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: No, you were posted pictures of a dog slapping your
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: girlfriend's ass. Now you're trying to overdo it. You were
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: being very over.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: There, and so I thought it would be funny to
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: just hop in out of nowhere and just say something
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: like making fun of one of them, And then they
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: were like, Yo, what the fuck, dude, you don't like
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: my rug?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: You don't like this picture of my breastfeeding was And
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: then they.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Started sending bastfeeding videos and I didn't reply and they
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: kicked me out. They got uncomfortable real quick.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: Breastfeeding and slurs are okay, but you don't make fun
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: of a man's room.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Now, He's like, it's give me a long time to
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: set this thing up. Yeah, you get this thing play
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: in place.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I'll put you back in the group when you're ready
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: to refinance your mortgage and talk to the fellas.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's too late now, right, all the
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: drafts have happened.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Probably I go on tonight.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: If you want to hop in tonight.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Should hop me with Owen.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: See I would join one. But the thing is, I'm
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: never gonna I'm not gonna keep track of it at all.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Why not because I just don't. I'm not going to
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: watch all the games and stuff.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: You don't have to. You don't have to watch a
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: single game draft.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: The fun part you never check again getting up publicly.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: He can check once a week now. Now, it's fine.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: You don't want to live with a little fantasy, Fine,
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: it's fine. Oh, I'll start get back.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: No psoriasis, role or whatever the hell it's called.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: So you wouldn't, dumb bitch, it's not called psoriasis.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: I know, I wish, I wish I knew what the
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: name is.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Orisis is pretty simple. Yeah, he's been He's been saying
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: it all day. Keeps from bragging about how bad it is.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: Forty minutes.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, the draft, a draft, It's time for the draft.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Things Harry Styles is lying about.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: He didn't spit on Chris Pryne.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: But you saw there's a legitimate rumor that he has
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: like a two pay or some ship like that. It's like, dude,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: that ship is not true.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Dude. People don't want to People try and comfort the
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: goat all the time. I know, I like Harry Styles,
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: you know, never did anything wrong to me.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: He's a He's a dynamic superstar.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: He went on a.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Crazy world tours.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Pussy constantly does he Are you kidding, dude?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: What other pussy does he destroy?
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Other than Olivia destroyed? Jason Sidacus is bussy.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: He fucked him in his heart. Yeah, yeah, he fucked
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: his heart and broken in front of everybody. We do
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: got to do a draft.
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: Though, Yeah, what are we drafting Tommy shit best Tommy moments?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Yea, how about Tom's?
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's what let's draft best to Tom's. Yeah, let's
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: not draft. Yeah, I was actually gonna draft.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: We could do we could draft best draft ideas. Yeah,
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: if we were gonna do a draft like things we'd wanted.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Tommy, have you thought about getting those things that you
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: put under your eyes fry bags?
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: He definitely has used them many I have not.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: I will immediately look into that though. Once we got
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: off this.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: I've never seen those things. Like Jeffy Lowers.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: I've seen him, I haven't. I don't know what like,
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: I haven't looked into it. I didn't know there was
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: like a that bad or all for me.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: But it's like the big It's like the reality show
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: things that barstool. Everyone's got them on.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hilarious. People are like worried about being too
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: bloated on cam. Now that you have better shirts, it's uh,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: it kind of brings attention to the bags under your eyes. Okay, cool, Cool,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: you don't really focus on the bad shirt anymore.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: Gave me a cool shirt I wore out to the
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: shore this weekend.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: And then he showed a picture of it on the
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: floor of some girl's apartment next to her bed. Really yeah,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: and this is a different they're a dog who's in
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: the background of the picture.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: Of my dick and the pussy.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: A whole different one. Hell yeah, it was a whole
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: different picture altogether. It looks spicy. I'm sad that you're
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: not down the shore anymore.
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: I told her, I said, hold on, I gonna take
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: a picture of this shirt on your floor, sent to
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: my friend.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: She respected it. She definitely respected it. She was a
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: fucking baddy.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tall is all six eight. She local.
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: She was between the national appeal like she she'd wow
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: you as a local, but she's not, like.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: She's a humble national.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's a humble national.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: The comments wouldn't go crazy about her in the next blog,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: you know, they go to the blog over Yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that thing I was posting when I was
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: like an intern, I was like, the big moment of
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: my day was checking the next blog. After the smokes.
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: She'll be like, I hope I got the boys riled
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: up today was a.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Nate Capitol's blog.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah snuck in there, Capitol.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Highlight of your day.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Was, Yes, a bunch of dudes, you.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Just wanted to get the fucking masses horny as hell,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: getting the fellows.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Job as horny as they could get.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: You were a conductor for boy Dick.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: You were I orchestra.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: I've been the cause of of more male boners than
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: maybe anyone in the world.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Dude you brought I'm gonna go ahead and say, no, no,
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: I'll give it to them.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Let's clip that. Let's clip that and put that out
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: in the world.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, anyone in the office, anyone in the world.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: Maybe anyone in the world.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I think, I think you've made more men come than
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: anyone in the world.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Who is are people jerking off to those?
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: I would hope what else?
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: I bet that what else advertiser for beating off? I
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: feel like, start with that, Yeah, yeah, you're not getting
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: them to finish with your locals, buddy with my locals.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: Then they head over to the Instagram and then they finish.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: But I feel like I feel like, if anything, you
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: would be like and then they I feel like, if
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: anything you would be like a like a like a
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: little time cleanser, like a feed timeline cleanser, a cleanser
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: some titties just like on the website, like, Oh, look
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: at those titties. Keep scrolling.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: It could no, but I think it could probably be. Ah, Like,
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: you're scrolling through Instagram. You see a big fat lawn
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: with big bazoom fat blonde, I mean a skinny blonde
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: with big.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Fat, fat blonde with smokes.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: And you're like, oh, and then that excites you a
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: little bit, and then you're like, maybe I'm a little horny,
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: maybe I'll go jerk off to whatever regular point.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Just a reminder that you're straight every day.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: It sounds like an addiction.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: I don't do.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: I I am a giver of the porn addiction. You're
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: a distributor, Yeah, I'm a distributor.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: You're a pusher. You're a dealer. Yeah, you're a drug dealer.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: And you you're like a deal out boner on the rack. Yeah,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: and so well, you specialize in boners and sometimes you'll
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: you'll deal a little ejaculation, maybe a little coming.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: So when you started, when you started at barstool, what
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: did you tell your parents you were doing a social
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: media you never told you never give in the details.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: No, I think they actually I don't know if I did,
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: because I was also doing like Barstool Lifestyle, which was
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: just posting the pictures of people wearing our merch, just
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: the whole account, and like barstool You a little bit,
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: which was like the college, so it wasn't only the
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: smoke shows. So I was able to hide behind some
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: more legitimate barstool you.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: The you. I almost got a full ride to go
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: there to barstool you. They took your scholarship though. Yeah,
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: you didn't go hard enough on the beers. You couldn't
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: chug the full fucking handle of Jack Daniels the beer
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: to barstool you. They make you jerk off to it.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: To a local.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: You got an elephant walking, do an ooky cookie to
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: a local.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the first person to come to this barstool
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: local smoke show is eliminated.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: And last person to come and last. You got to
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: be right in the middle there. Tom used to be
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: quiet as fuck when he would sit at that they
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: had like a little table in the old office, And
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, he didn't say a funny thing for three
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: years straight.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Damn, he was too busy, just a year and getting horny,
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: didn't have the opportunity to say anything.
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: You were quiet too at first. I remember the first
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: first month or so, I was like, who's this guy?
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: I don't know who you are.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I think I introduced myself to everybo on the first day.
• 40:01
  Speaker 9: I also remember the opposite of that being like, holy shit,
• 40:03
  Speaker 9: this guy just got here and he's doing everything.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Damn Tommy, Tommy's.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Been here, Tommy's been here.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: For me as a consumer, I was, I was a
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: viewer at this point.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: He came in hot.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: I feel like specifically Roan did once you'd had the
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: Jojo and Joe show on like the week one was
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: that the day for me? I'm just saying there was
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: like one day actually that was actually before I got hired,
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: is when I pitched that. There was like one day
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: you were in the office and you were sitting in
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: like the intern section. I was like, I was like, oh,
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: I don't know who this guy is. Maybe it's one
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: person that can finally be beneath me.
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I remember that shy little guy with those national
• 40:38
  Speaker 9: titles Shine.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: What was who else was sitting on your table?
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: Tyler Oday, tyler O Day, Chuck Noah ives H a
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: man named after a country down state, down south text. Yeah,
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: he was there for a little bit.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Goddamn.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: Uh Marty eventually when he got there. I know, Liam,
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: it was a pretty loaded.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: It was a pretty loaded tred Liam Ti zah Za.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Marty's back at HQ two.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Pimento punishment.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Poor bastard, that absolute poor bastard. My heart goes out
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: to him. I was in uh, I was in Nashville
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: this past weekend.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how was that getting honky tonks?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I was living it up. Who'd you go with solo?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: You didn't solo mission down there?
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Fucking liar?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: You mean I went down there solo. Tommy was asking
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: the whole time, You're visiting any friends down there? And
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I wasn't.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: I don't believe because he's lying. Oh who was I
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: there with them?
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: I don't have friends?
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: What friends? You were not there? You were not there
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: just by yourself.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: So he did tell me that his wife was on
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: a bachelor app party in a certain city, and I
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: saw on her Instagram story she was so that Bart
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: checked out she was.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: She was probably on a bachelorette party in No, it
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: was not really Why would I go to her bat
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: when she was on a bachelorette party and like spy
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: in the same city.
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: And he sent me a video on the plane of
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: him showing he wasn't sitting next to anyone he knew.
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: He said it was next to two. In this conversation,
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: I was like, what are you doing?
• 42:19
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: He's going he went with someone?
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: Because I remember I made a joke about something last
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: week and he said he was going with some friends. Drake?
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Are you with Drake?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I was with fucking Drizzy in Nashville. I was with
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Jason Aldeane done in Nashville.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: I'm going to are you part with a bachelor bachelorette party?
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: What?
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Gay?
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: What the fucking hookers?
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: Why not just have that be the wedding?
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: I mean, I didn't decide.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Why did they decide that one of them has such
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: bad trust issues that they shouldn't be getting married.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just going, do you think if they're if they're
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: so untrusting, that the other one can have a bachelor
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: bachelorette party without.
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: Fucking the big things? It's not, at least I know
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: on the bachelor side. It's it's not like we're all
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: a set group of friends. Like I know the groom
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: and I know I met his cousin once, but like
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: it's not like it's all a bunch of high school
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: friends or college friends together.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Do you not know the kids that you're going to
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: see bar school fans.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: I know the groom, and I've met like one or two,
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: and so you only know the groom and his fiance
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: and I've met. It's it's a group of like fourteen
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: fifteen people and I've met like three of them. So
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: it is Uh. I'm just you know, I'm gonna have
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: to try to win everyone over. That's what the weekend's about.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Can't Tommy whenever you want to bring me? Yeah, you
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: want to come now.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I asked you to come to Nashville.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: Dude, No, you didn't.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, I oh, I definitely asked you if you asked
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: you both And he was like like, oh.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: I couldn't go. I had stuff on Friday and Saturday.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: I would have come down. Bro, there's no way you
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: were there by yourself.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: You know what's funny, dude, I hit up Will Compton.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah no response. Ah, he's not busting.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: He's changed.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: He's not busting with the boys, he's busting against the boys.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was for the boys. I don't know.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: That's one little fight with Rogan, So what is going
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: on with that Rogan? They made him take down the
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers episode, did they? I think something like that,
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: right or is that a joke?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's some fucking bullshit. I was with uh. Actually,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I should say this. I'm not
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: gonna say it.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: What why.
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: Come on, it's the Dutes?
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: What'd you say?
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: It's Dues?
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know what is it like a high profile person?
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: Were you actually with Drake?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: No? No, no, I wasn't with Drake, not someone that
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: big something.
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: Were you working on something to a new project you're doing?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I was with I was with I was with Caleb
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: and he said that that he uh no, and he
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: said that he when he goes with uh, he was
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: with Aaron Rodgers. And the whole time he was like
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: gassing up Glennie Balls, being like Glennie Balls fucked so
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: much Lenny Balls, like Aaron Rodgers. You were with Aaron No, no, no, no, no,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Caleb had gassed up oh.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Glenny Rogers, Oh my god.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: To Aaron Rodgers. And then I think when Glenny Ball
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: or when Aaron Rodgers went on busting with the boys,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: he was like Lenny does well for him.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: So this weekend I stayed at Glenny's house on the shore,
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: and I probably fifteen different times I just hear what
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: is that? It was the Aaron Rodgers clip hyping up
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: Glenny balls. He listens to it like ten times a night.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Lenny does well from so Damn was doing the impression
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: of him. But I think he just makes it his
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: business to got so Glenny.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: I forgot that Caleb bl is up there now in Nashville. Yeah,
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It don't make sense.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so not friends but co workers, brother brothers. Brother
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: friends but brothers.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: So what do you guys? You guys starting your podcast
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: up again?
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Hank was down there too. He was trying to We
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: wanted to see what the logistics would.
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: Look like the fucking he no, bro, what a bummer,
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: just just lost all trust. Francis is coming back to Yeah,
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: so you went to Nashville to see Caleb.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: And Francis.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Francis is in like Africa right now? I know, did
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: you see the videos?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I saw a video that he posted like driving along
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: in like kids like Britt had never seen a white
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: person before. I was just going absolute.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: Francis is a pretty intense white person to be the first.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: White person you ever see, the ultimate white.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Like when came to America.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: At least introduced him to like an Italian or something
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: first lower on the someone a little with a little
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: dark Argentinian or some ship like that.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I don't go full white.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Right, Francis being the first white person you see, Dude,
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: that would be horrified.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: But that's probably the picture of a white person you
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: have in your mind, like white Jesus. Right, if you're
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: a little and you just hear about white people, you're
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: probably picturing someone that looks.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Like someone who's yeah, six three, two hundred and ten
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: pounds with the whitest skin, ye in your face, like
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: all cheery, Yeah, super hunky dory.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious. I know I want to I want.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: To like see everything that he's doing down there, Like
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I wish it was like for content because it looks
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: funny as.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Fuck you shood that picture that he took with the.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Gorilla or something. Yeah, And he was like, so he
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: said the guy told him to wear the mask, Like
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell if he was joking or if it's
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: like a thing where you don't want to show a
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: gorilla your teeth, because it's like they might take it
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: as like makes sense, like you're bearing your teeth.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: But also I feel like they unless they were doing
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: that before.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe it was just an extra benefit of masks,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: like they realized that the gorillas were just super chill
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: with them.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: That would be interesting.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: We got to take this fucking show in the road, dude,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: We got to get to Africa or fucking India or
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: some shit like that. Nepal, Tom, No thanks, no, no episode.
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: Really, I don't seem Nepaul has like a crazy Isn't
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: that like everyone was dying there, not.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Every There's two billion people in India. Everyone was dying.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Of the country.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: It was like they got hit with COVID like a
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: motherfucker and then something after that too.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Are you just assuming it think over a billion Indian
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: people died.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: I'd say one point four.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Conservatively, it's one eighth of the world.
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: I think at one.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Point they're all in the Indian More than that, I'd
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: go to Nepal. Yeah, like Everest.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: K two, No, K two's in Pakistan, didn't you say that?
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: I believe K two is in Pakistan. Pakistan.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: I would rather do Africa, really, Sofari. I wouldn't want
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: to do that either. But if you're giving me the.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Choice, I'm giving you the choice.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Where my dad.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: Really wants to go to Safari's trying to get my
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: whole family, like a bunch of my cousins and stuff.
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: He's already went on one. It's like you to Africans far.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was that incredible.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Maybe it was that fucking.
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: Shower with like something that tape over his mouth.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: What.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know that's still a thing. But like
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: back then, wherever he stayed, they're like be careful with
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: the water.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: When the Olympics were happening in Russia and that one
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: news anchor who was like reporting on it, came on,
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: came on the air one day in his eyes and
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: all around his eyes, Oh, Bob Costas just dark red.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: He had both eyes fully swollen.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Leave like right after that, Like I then he went
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: back to America.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he like came on and apologized and
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: said he was eating so much ass that he got
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: pink eye while he was over there in the Olympic village.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: He was just going face first and ass.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, his eyes are just dark red.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Both eyes. But you just had to do the broadcast anyway, I.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Don't at least give him some sunglasses or something.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Imagine him going on with sunglasses.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: I would look even weird better than having them look
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Why is Bob Costas wearing sunglasses?
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: He'd be like, hey, guys, I pink eye. Just lead
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: with that.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: But he wants the eyes are the win, go to
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: the soul. If you're a newscaster, you gotta look in
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: someone's eyes.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: It's all about the voice, he.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Thinks, So yeah, nobody. I mean, it is pretty important
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to have a sweet ass voice. I'd fucking kill for
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: a low ass voice. Something buttery me too, dude, something
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: that sounds like chocolate.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Fun dude. I was trying to listen to some documentary
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: the other day and the narrator's voice was one of
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: those like Australian dudes, but it's like way over the top.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: And he was like, why why is this guy narrating it?
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they need to get like an inoffensive sounding voice.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: He was like, it was literally an offensive amount of Australian.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: You think he was putting it on.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: I honestly, if someone told me he wasn't even Australian.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: And it was like they couldn't find a real narrator and.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: He's just an Australian actor. Yeah, dude, I need a
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: smooth ass fucking voice.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: Dude. He was literally like trying to think. I can't
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: don't know if I can do it. How does an
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Australian accent sound you?
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: No?
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Today, No to die. It was like worse than
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: it was like like so aggressive.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Fuck was it Irwin or was it Steve Irwin because
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: that dude's pretty Australia.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, it was like Steve Irwin times a thousand,
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: and all the comments were like, what the fuck is
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: with this dude's voice? Yeah, I have turned that.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I'll try to put on the Freakonomics podcast, but that
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: dude's voice is always tough to listen to. I muscle
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: through though, because I want to learn so fucking bad.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: You want to learn.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I'm desperate to learn more. Shit, listen to a podcast,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Go on another podcast, bit out the fact find a podcast.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Economics is a good Oh my god, it's a good book.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: I didn't know there was a podcast. I don't read
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: that in high school.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: It's like a podcast network. And then they had that.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I think the guy who wrote that also wrote a
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: book called like Drug Dealer for a Day or some
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: shit like that, or maybe it's the same publisher. Maybe
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: The one thing I remember from Freakonomics, like the one
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: lesson they were like is like abortion is actually good
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: because the babies that were going to be aborted would
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: probably become criminals anyway, the legitimate chap. It's like, yeah,
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: I mean think about it, like you know, they're coming
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: into like poor families, Like they'll probably like become criminals,
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: so like.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: State somebody having to eventually execute them when they are
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: mass murder just.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: Like aboarded, like we're we're cutting out the criminals.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the prison system will be overloaded, yes, unless you
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: guys do your job and fucking get to hit that plane,
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: be hard whatever forever.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Reason. That's the one I took away. That's how I
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: decided my pro life for pro choice.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Take it's an economic, purely economic decision. And the Drug
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Dealer for a Day book that they talk about how
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: like being a drug dealer, you were like guaranteed to
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: make less than minimum wage even if you work super
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: duper hard.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Bro, you ever seen the Biggie movie? But yeah, I
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: guess you're right. He says that did he say it
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: in there or it's either no, maybe it was either
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: that or was the fifty cent movie? It was the
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: big one.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she found the plate of of uh
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: of the crack under his bed or whatever.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think she ever found that, did she.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I thought the the.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: Mom found and she throws it away and he.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Like beatboxes for her.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: He said, yeah, yeah.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: It's okay, moll. I like how that there was like
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: a theme in the movie of him just getting people back,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: like doing the most heinous shit the people, and just
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: like beat he would like cheat on Faith Evans and
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: just like yeah eat boxed fours like you remember me?
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Like all right, that movie was I.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I'll suck you again.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Not as good as scais Your drive trying on that
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: movie is fucking awesome.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: No, dude, you love fifty cent. I love fifty He
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: sents put on some weight in his face. I've noticed
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: recently he has gonna have some pictures of him and haha, Davis, you.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: See Kanye was calling fifty cent it's one of his
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: favorite comedians.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Why did he say that?
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: He just didn't insure on post talking about his favorite
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: comedians and it was like fifty. It would start off
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: with himself, Kanye, and then like a couple comedians and
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: then uh, fifty was in there. Oh he said Kevin
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: Hart parentheses in Jumanji. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was hilarious.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Dude, Kanye is not funny.
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: Oh I disagree.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Bro As a comedian, you just don't get it. Clip
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: that Kanye is not funny period. And he just definitely
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: surrounds to get our interaction up. He surrounds himself with
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: people who are so scared of him that they probably
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: have to laugh at like the jokes he and he
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: definitely like, here's someone else say a joke and then
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: retells it as his own joke. Is there a steam
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: engine stop outside?
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: Just that?
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: See?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? What is it?
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: A drone?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Awesome?
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Actually, Dave made a strict no drones in the office rule.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to smack that thing out.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: I was next to him when he did it because
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Donnie was flying is it Donnie? Oh? Two strikes?
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Should we called it?
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: We might on to one time one Tan was flying
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: a drone in the office and then Donnie Donnie no
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: drones in the office rule yeah, and then he stormed
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: back into his office.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: How long ago this.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Last football season?
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: A while ago, like a year or two? Dude, really annoying.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: That we were just getting our fucking flow.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: We're roasting Kanye.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna ask whoever that is.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: He's got to be a Kanye fan, dude. He definitely
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: heard us getting some spicies off about Kanye.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: It's definitely. I hope it's not Donnie, but it would
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: be hilarious if it was.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: Damn, dude, one's gonna go crack some skulls. I can't
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: wait to find out who it is we have to
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: talk about.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: That we're roasting.
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: We're roasting whoever?
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: That's That is the best possible outcome you could have set.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: I'll repeat fa solely with VR goggles on, standing in
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: the PMT room.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: What and flying a drone?
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: Yep?
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: Well he'll be fired. Heads are rolling, heads are rolling.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: When Dave finds out about.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: This, that's Viva tattooed removed right off.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's gonna have to hard quit after this.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: No soft quitting for my boy, fassly.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Dude, So what does it? No, it's quiet quitting, quiet
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: quitting I did a whole I was doing a whole
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: deep time of that. Right when do we start?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: What did you find out about it?
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: It's just dumb?
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Is that just someone not working hard?
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: No, it's someone who's not going above and beyond, so
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: not working hard. Bro, I don't give a fuck if
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: people soft quid or don't soft quid whatever the fuck
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: it's quick. Well that wrong gun in my head, just
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: like what like billionaires talking about it is ridiculously dumb.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: What do you mean like people at their companies not
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: working as hard as they want them to, or.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: Like who's the guy for Shark Tank who did a
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: whole statement about how quiet Kevin Kevin o'learly. It's like, dude,
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: what did you say?
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Too many people are soft quitting, Like.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: How quiet quitting is like ruining your life. It's like, dude,
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: fuck you.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Well, people have just like people who don't want to
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: work hard, haven't been working hard ever since jobs were created.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and people are like classic gen z.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: They just have a new name, got their.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Heads in TikTok all day.
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: It should be exciting for those people. If they want
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: to work hard, they could.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, beat everybody out or easily to.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Excel and there's money to be made on TikTok. You
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: getting a TikTok, you're getting that fund, Tommy, I know
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: how many how much money have you made off TikTok?
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Career?
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: Career career? I had a couple of lengthy suspension.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: How much did you make on that open sea selfie? NFTs?
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: It's hard. It's hard to judge because it's but that
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: was a lot. It's a ethereum. Not not that it's
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: hard to probably a few thousands, but it's dependent on
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: the price of ethereum because they sell in an ethereum.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: So I never know how to judge it.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: So why didn't you sell your theium?
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: I'm trying. I'm in it for the long home, dude.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: The future really stupid theoreum I would get that. I
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: don't think that's going up Anytimeum.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Are you sure you're a long haul guy?
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Ethereum? Then bitcoin?
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Let me see your hands. No, those are paper diamonds. No,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: that's paper, that's paper.
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I made made thirty three cents yesterday. I made
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: twenty six eighty six total two thousand, six hundred eighty
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: six dollars fifty four cents.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: That's bad.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Bad, That's what I'm saying. Fuck, fuck
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: a job.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the only thing will tomorrow. This will be out tomorrow.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: We can talk about this comes out tomorrow. This will
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: be tomorrow, shut in at three pm, three pm the
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: Smoke Show and the bars will trying to see me
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: make out with tka.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Waitpy No, it's been on only a week, but it's
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: coming out on the Smoke Show this week. We did
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: it as a ploy for the Smoke Show, and I
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: told Tommy I'd quit if he didn't make out with Tico,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: because at first he told me he said no that
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: he wasn't going to make out with Tico.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: Man, they want to make out with anything you grab
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: an ass.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: No, he wanted to make out right off the rip
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: or I thought you wanted to make out of.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: The makeout was never the idea.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: No, he told me who he originally wanted to make
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: out with. I was like, dude, that's not gonna have
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: lost dude, Yeah, Erica, that's not true. Yes it is.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: And I was like, dude, theres no way.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Uh what oh you did?
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: What did Dave say?
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: You'll have to tune into the video to find out.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: It was explosive and it was sloppy for everyone asking.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: It was a long kiss, it was a wet kiss.
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: It was it was a full on makeout with Tico.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I think that you kind of went in gingerly though.
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: Well okay, I went in gingerly because what as she
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: was trying to get after it. I don't know. I
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: thought that everyone's like, Tico is gonna like go at you.
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: But like, as we were leaning in, it seemed like
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: she like all thought it was like a fake, like
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: gonna be a fake kiss. So then I got a
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: little hesitant, and then she did make the first move,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: but I was like, all right, she's she's.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Not a claw and she pulled you in.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: We yeah, I think she initiated.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: They come together like a fucking Titanic and an iceberg,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: so slowly towards one another.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: It's the perfect harmony.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: It could win if the VMA's were still popping, it
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: would win Kiss of the Year. Oh yeah, it reminds
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: me of that Spider Man kiss when he's upside down.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, it was hot like.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: That, except I'm not upside down. Otherwise, very so.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: She turned your world upside down side down, and you
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: got rock hard afterwards, he was like to.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: The back started working on me.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Damn. He was like tucking his boner up into his waistbands.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: Were you worried you were gonna get a boner? You
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: wear spandex that day?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: No, I could control my boner shot. I ran the
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: Brsel smoke Shows account for three years.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can control your boners. I get
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: one right now, get one right now?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, I could control get one. I could probably get one.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: No, all right, no, no.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: No, he's that one. I'm going straight to HR.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: He's kissing girl employees. He's getting bonus in front of
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: all the.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: All the boys. I want to show you the video.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: Oh I've seen the video, have you? Yeah? I don't
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: want to see it again at all.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: Come on, you want to see it, Tyler? No, he
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: hasd to tune into the.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: Smokest I was there live. I just didn't move.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: It could be a good cheeser for Tyler.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Everyone was watching.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: Pull up the dropbox I sent you, so let's see
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: how it plays in that form instead of the you
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: know what I mean, it's at the very end.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: No, or don't okay, I don't.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying do people know that
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: you kissed Tico?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: And also how on the internet already?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: Yes, I think we've gotten eight or nine new subscribers.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: So how many people saw it total? How many people
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: watch the video and only fans? Can't you see that?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: I think you can see the numbers of that eight
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: or nine if I had to know, well, he had twenties.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: I had like thirty one subscribers before it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Did anyone make it?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: Did anyone leak it for?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: Joey come asked.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: For a brief second, but we made him take it down,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: actually leaked it.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he like put it on his story because he
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: has subscribed to me. Tyler post statistics. Three likes.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: His arms are moving like he jumped off a h
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: and was like trying to like slow himself down in
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: the air.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: Three likes, four comments, zero dollars and tips. Let's see Tommy, Tommy,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: Tommy week Joey with a bunch of hearts. Tommy came
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: dangerously close to getting jumped up.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: There's getting what chopped up?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: Chopped up there means a boner.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay, interesting.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a must watch episode. I'd say, I'd
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: say it's the best best smoke show since the Party.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: It's the party episode.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Party was great.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: While we're also teasing Tommy, you're in a Son of
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: a Boy Thatt vlog coming out on Thursday.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: Is in tomorrow for the people at home.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll recording this. You guys can finish for the.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: People at home. Is in there. It's one fun.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: There's a big bit where everyone's wearing sunglasses the whole time.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: And I think Tommy.
• 1:03:05
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• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: And don't forget to wear some sunglasses in the wintertime
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: or if you're out in LA It's funny all the time, look.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: The coolest in the wintertime. They do look pretty fucking swag.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: If you're when you're on you raise a clerb Oh. Yeah,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: I'm always wearing Shady Rays in the club.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Chris Pine put on his Shady Rays.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: Will be a good name for a club.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, a beach club.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: I think it's time for Shady Rays to expand.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: So there's Rays in New York City. Maybe they can
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: open up us stir Bar, Shady Race. It's just like
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: an hour.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: They don't need to be a sister bar.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Now they're a brother bar. They have bars.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: They don't used to be affiliated with Rays at all.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: I think they need their own brand, Shady Raise and
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: then the and then the logo could be like two sunglasses,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: like two lenses, you know.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Two sunglasses in each of the sunglasses drink and off
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: and off. Yeah, that'd be fucking fire. You gotta get some.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: But yeah, watch this video because we it's a behind
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: the scenes for all the tacos.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: And it was a fun trip. I mean it was
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: just guys goofing use on Hazoo out the ha Zoo
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: rough house.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: And yeah, we're lucky that we didn't fucking swim and
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: one of us would have probably drowned. We rough house
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: so much. You were a rough house and we were
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: eating a lot of we would have sunk to the
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: bottom of the Ocean.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: I started wondering if it was getting to a point
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: where it was too much rough housing. Yeah, Tommy fucking
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: was throwing people in the pool with their fucking full
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: outfits in their phones.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: On Tommy Tommy the rough House.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: Tommy was trying to take everyone offels.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: We already talked about this the last time I was
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: on we Can't do this again.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: But it was not a brothel.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, bro all right, whatever you say, you salute you
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: absolute bastard.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: So what were you gonna say something? No, no, no, no, no,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: what we're you gonna say?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no breach. I was gonna ask Tommy
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: about going on all these other podcasts. It's almost like
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: a slap in the face of Son of a Boy.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: Dad, what other podcasts going on?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: You were on one that was all over the bar stool, Instagram.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, PV and sly. Yeah, I mean I'm not on
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: Son of a Boy I I I give my talents
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: to anyone.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Who asks I'm going to ask you to stop going
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: on another podcast.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: You're gonna ask you it's time to be.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: Exclusive, So I put I like to spread my brand.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no no no.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: You guys, don't go on any other podcast.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: It was bad for your brand.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: I have ever been on another podcast, neither in my life.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: You came on a bracket a couple of weeks ago.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I'm son of a boy.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 9: Dad's been on Natalie Cuomo's podcast, on Column Torell's podcast.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: You're going out of network, You're.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: Going on No, I'm a man what, I'm a man
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: of the independent people?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: I was asking what about that the podcast?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: He won't say what.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 9: I thought you were going on a podcast, but I didn't,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 9: so I didn't want to say what.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: He's giving you the same look. That's the same look
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: you gave when you got drafted into the NFL.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know what you're talking about now. I don't
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: even know if that's going to happen. Rogies, it's different podcasts.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: It's Rogan though. Ain't that the truth?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Chrissy d I think Tiger Bell?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: Can I guess it?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: No? No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't don't know.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: That was spoiler, like this will never happen and we
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: don't need it. That's not a big deal, is it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Anthony Huberman's It is the Health and Fitness podcast.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: Paterson wake up with Malcolm Gladwell.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: You're going to go to unfreakonomics to present a countercase
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: against abortions.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: Actually, these babies haven't done anything.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait. They just said that in Freakonomics.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: I should probably make a fact checked out.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 9: No, I've seen that. That's a chapter in Freakonomics.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, from.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: Heard of that.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a book that turned into a whole
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: big fucking thing.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: It's like kind of the genre like Malcolm Gladwell uses
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: where it's just like cool facts that's writing. It's cool
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: feared organization of facts that's writing. I almost got a
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: book the other day called it was like it was
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: like a like a like a little bit about it
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: like something. I was like a book about everything or
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: something like about the.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Whole world, a little bit about everything.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: Knowledge about everything. I don't know.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Damn, you should have got it.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: I just looked at books to make me smarter.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: You got to get some of cabits, bro, you get
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: better together.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: Every day.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like you haven't read anything new from that
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: book because you're still just spitting the same one percent.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: I just ordered it yesterday.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: You did. You've been talking about it, reading that backpage drivel.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: I told everyone I was gonna get it, and now
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: I actually got it, and then maybe i'll read it
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: may maybe I'll read on my flight down to Nashville.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: By the time I get back to finnashill be four
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: percent better.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: What day are you doving for Nashville?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: Thursday night?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, Shore we go. Now I've got to go to Phoenix, Arizona.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: Where I will be when you go?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, fucking bullshit.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: I just don't fucking know anymore. I'll be in Phoenix,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: Arizona though, performing my art, and Connor Mook will be
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: there with me alongside hosting. Uh Thursday, one show, two
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: shows Friday, two shows Saturday, So come on, shout out
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: to Connor.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: I was in the car the other day with Trent
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: and me, and Trent gave a compliment about you. I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: won't repeat it or ever say it to your face,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: but just no after the show tell me now, we
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: were like, we were impressed. We're like, how do SaaS
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: sell out shows? And like fucking Phoenix Arizona?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: Like how crazy? Well, Uh, tickets to Phoenix, Arizona not
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: selling too strong?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: Well? Whatever?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Like LinkedIn Virginia. You up pretty random places.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Arlington, Virginia. I still don't know why that happened. That's
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: the most I've ever selled.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: Or even now where were you a couple of weeks ago. Atlanta?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Atlanta sold well, but it's just big cities.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: But is that what's the breakdown of, like people buying
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: the tickets to be like, I want to go see
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: little sas first. I want to go to a comedy
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: show and you're performing.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: Uh, well, Atlanta and Arlington were not in comedy clubs.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: They were in like venues, so that there was no
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: one there.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Everybody wants to see.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: Everybody was there.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: Everyone's there, see But like Providence didn't sell well at
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: all because the school my like demographic was not they
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: were no one was there black men.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: So so black dudes love Sassine And once you see
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: him live, black dudes love his shit. They like hype
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: him up like they're at Arcinio Hall, like like ninety style.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: They hype him up. Dude, it's fucking fire.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: But that was like a lot of people who just
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: went to see a comedy show, and those shows did
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: not go that well.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, gotcha.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: It's like a dobeing schools in Providence.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: You should go.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: Selling out tickets in Phoenix, Arizona. That's impressible.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: Well, Phoenix, Arizona probably won't Atlanta whatever, Yeah, Atlanta sold out.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: It is impressive. Yeah, thank you, take the compliment. Thanks
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: take that ship. Yeah, what else did you and Trent
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: talk about?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: What else?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: For you?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: Is gossip? I know because they're like, they're like the
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: gossip duo.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well we get together, nothing is off and frank.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: Mix Frankie too. Yeah, he gets out of hand. They
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: have all the ship, they have all the I like
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: to play like guessing games too. Yeah, come up to you.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: They'll come up to you and be like, guess who
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: did this, And then you'll guess because you've ever heard
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: it because they've been talking about it for forty five
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: minutes out and they're like, how the fuck did you
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: know that? Dude? You guys are bad at gossiping.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: You don't hear the stuff that we don't want you
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: to hear.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: Now, I hear everything that you're talking about. You just
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: assume it.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Well, say, give an example of the thing.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm actually I'm looking for some good juice, right,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: my gossip blow was dried up right now?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta you need some new tea.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Text you one right now. Miss don't say that loud.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, what are you gonna text to me too?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: The fuck?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Well, you don't gossip the.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: Trent's I'm like.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: The king of gossip. I just get all I get
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: all trickle down gossip. I don't like to. I don't
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: like to put myself in the middle of it. Like Tommy,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: I've been letting to run off, just choosing positivity.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I like to find out. I didn't know that
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: was fully true. Yeah that's good. That's good stuff.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Good, it's good gossip.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: It's it's bad news. Yeah, bro, who was who? What
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: the are you guys talking about? Is gone? I don't care.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: I'll move on.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: We went to t m Z and they said no
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: more PMT sad dam dude. I got on stage and
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: rapped while I was in Nashville this weekend.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah with Jelly Roll. Yeah, it was me
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: and Jelly So he just went to hang with Jay.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: No. I didn't even wake up with JR. He was
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: in KC in the city on KC. Yeah, So we
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: went to this dude's like his his like warehouse. Cab
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: was like, you're gonna fucking love this dude. And this
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: guy came and picked us up in a limousine from
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six with just like a bunch of alcohol
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: in it. Like he was like waiting for for like
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: a time to come pick up Caleb. We went to
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: this warehouse and it was just this guy's warehouse that
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: he had built out completely of his own hand. He
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: like made these like spiral staircases that he welded, just
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: had like all these specific weird, quirky, creepy like rooms
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: throughout the entire warehouse. And he just he had a
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: stage and he's like, dude, I'm a fucking artist. But uh,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: once you get up there and wrap, I was like,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, but uh, the boys
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: cajoled me into doing it. It wasn't THEO Von but
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: you hang out with THEO. No, not at all.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: Damn is he down there? Yeah Caleb's friends with him?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: I think, oh really yeah no.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: It was named Cow And Uh I got up on
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: stage and freestyle wrap for the crowds. The first time
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: I've been on stage rapping like that for like five
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: or six years. Yeah, they were gassing. They were gassing
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: me up. It was fun as fuck's freestyle like that,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: do you have do you have?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: Just they got a couple of memory, got a couple
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: of bars lined up.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: They completely nothing in the memory rappers.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: All rappers keep a couple just on.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Deck guarantee it was nothing off the they walk into
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: the room.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: They walk into a room and they observe for like
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: thirty seconds, and they ride a couple just in case
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: anyone asks them to spit.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: It's like you and jokes in case I don't grasp.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I got I got six lined up right now.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Dude. It's like my worst Uh just having someone put
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: you on the spot and ask you to wrap is
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: like the most uncomfortable and worst thing ever?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: Is it? White dudes?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just the people that we were hanging
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: out with down there.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: Was it all white?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It was all white folks.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: How does you just dropped an end bomb in? They
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: would have gone nothing.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: They did. They loved it. It was exactly what they
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: were looking for. One time at a at Jackson State,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: I was doing like a post show for the season
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: one of their show, and uh, like Dion talks to
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: the team like, uh, like he's just like the coach
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: addressing the team like an episode of Hard Knocks, and
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: he was like and Roan, like, you're gonna battle rap
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: one of our guys, and he made me do it
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: on the spot, like right there in front of everybody,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: just like nothing prepared, and like I wasn't good at
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: all really as well, Yeah, and they like it way less.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: And I don't know why.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: I don't understand why, Wait, did the kid beat you?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: I mean I blame for the kid. He came for
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: the crown.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: He Uh it was just like a complete prey.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's like in Rome, we got a special guest,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: Josh Pray walks out through the through the smoke. But
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: they had us like call me a bitch though, Like
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: the guy was fat.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: So I eventually just started making jokes about him having
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: titties and ship like that, and that got the crowd going.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: But uh, it was it was tough to be put
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: on the spot like that that he's just like you
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: battle wrap this guy, because that's not how it works,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: you like prepare for it or whatever.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: Just been like no, but I couldn't. I was in
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: front of like the whole team. I like traveled down
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: there to do it.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: He's like he's a battle rap or he's like he's
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: he's just like a champion or whatever.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: I was like, damn it, man.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: That sucks to what was the other experience. No, he
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: was like he's on the jacks, say football. But he
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: was a good free styling for you. But he was
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: a good freestyler and the way the like freestyling is
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: different than battling. He just had got like a nice rhythm.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I was trying to hit like punchlines and ship like that.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I was trying to do set up punch, set up punch,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: like talking about stuff on his outfit, and he was
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: just kind of like bounce. I had a little bounce
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: to it. It was tough. I don't I don't think
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: that I lost, but I didn't do great.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: I went back. I went on a deep dive of
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: your wrap pattles the other night. Yeah, and I was
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: watching the old ones, like the first the first one
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: I watched You were zero and zero against Illegal. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: that's the first one. I'm watching it and like halfway
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: through I just see out of the corner of my
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: eye Mike Wallace.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: In the background.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: Dude, I will never be able to look at him
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: the same. He's got this like fit, like flat cap
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: on all the way up on his head and around.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: He's got this like big ass blue shirt on with
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: like sagging his pants.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and he's just like he was gassing me
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: up in a rap battle. That's what dudes are supposed
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: to got doing a rap battle. They're supposed to gass you.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: You smoked that dude though. Did he retire? Yeah? That
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: was the last dude I was watching. It started like
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: feeling bad. I was like, dude, you were just like
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: straight up ruining people's lives over and over again.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Blizzard, Yeah, yeah did he?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: Did he quit after that?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: You put on some LB's I saw that.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: Have you seen him recently? Yeah?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: He's a big boy. Yeah, and he was like a
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: cute little kid at first. I know, like me, that's
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: gonna be me in a couple of years. No, No,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: he's never going to go away. Now.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Blizzard's actually the man and he's a talented producer, but
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: he doesn't really do rap battles anymore.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was good. I mean he was I thought
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: he was the best competition I've seen.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: You have do you think so.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he thought he was good.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah he has some shit in there, yeah, with his
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: little British accent. Yeah, but I was super mean to him.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: You were really mean to him. Yeah. You destroyed him
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: on his own from his home turf too. I know
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: he was putting on for London. Yeah, and and Ron
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: came with the fucking American flag sweater on.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: Did you first, like that was your first battle rapp?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: When was your first like, Oh, I'm just gonna make
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 6: fun of this person rap.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: I used to, so I just watched a lot of
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: battle raps. I was like watching battle raps before I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: did it. So when I learned how to rap, it
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: was like in a way of making fun of people.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: It was like the ship that I was studying was
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: like people who made made fun of people as their
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: style of rapp. It was the name of the rapper
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: the first viral video Charles Hamilton, Charles, I was just
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: watching dudes rap. There's something called the World Rap Championships,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: and I'd like get up every morning in college and
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: like watch the new episodes that came out. It was
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: like a fucking two point two a cappella rap tournament
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: of all these dudes that wound up becoming battle rappers
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: later on down the road just locked in on battle rap.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: I also the day I remember it, I was like,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, Roan like had made a full ass rap
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: album that I have on my phone.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: I have it on my Apple Music yea, like stay.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah fan due that was a song on Yeah yeah,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 6: yeah dude, Yeah that's what.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: I want my voice too. Yeah yeah great.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: That's when Roan was. He was just a substract, talented
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 6: dude that I kind of knew work to Barsol. Now
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 6: look at the three of us.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had tacos together. Yeah, totas.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: We're living the one where you wear you just have
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: his Abraham Lincoln and the guy leaves.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was hilarious. Dude, Daylight, Yeah, does he suck? Uh,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: he's he's just a crazy person. But he's like very
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: intricate with his writing style. But uh, he tried to
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: like poop on stage one time, Like he was just
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: a fucking psychopath. Like he literally pulled his pants down
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: and like strained until he could ship and uh like
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: until two security guards dragged him off stage.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when he was a psychopath. I thought when you
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: said that he walked out, I thought like you destroyed
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: him and he left. He just his dips.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he went for and then he during his first round,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: he just left right in the middle of.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: It, walks right out through the middle of the crowd,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: like jumps off stage into the crowd in the leaves.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: It was my first and only battle in Philly. I
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: like had packed out the whole crowd of like people
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: from home, and he just last That.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: One was hilarious, but it was like uncomfortable.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was super uncomfortable.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it looked uncomfortable. Yeah.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: I just had to wrap to an empty, empty stage
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: where twenty minutes. Yeah, and the dude there's this dude
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: who like came up. He's like, I'll stand in for
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: himost like, this dude's the fucking man. And then he
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: uh he got found uh guilty of pedophilia that was
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: on stage, so he's bad and he killed himself. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: that's a callback dro Yeah, go check out the last episode.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking banger.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 6: That's a norm. It's more weird to say banger.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: Banger, Dude, no one says banger.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: He said soft G. A soft G would be banger bang.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Are you getting the banger? It's banger.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 6: That's a soft G.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: It's a banganger banger, bang banger.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: It was soft G would be bang bangery.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 6: That would be a soft urgy, a soft G.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: White.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: You got a hard G in yours?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: Tell you if you're saying banger, that's the hardest of
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: G could be.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 6: That's the softest G can be. Bang banger, that's the
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: hardest banger be.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: You're just saying banger.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Just do less with the G. So you want a
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: soft soft G, just do less with the G.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 6: Banger, you're doing too.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Much banger right, Stick to hard D's brother.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I was listening to I was listening to
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: a banger the other day.
• 1:20:40
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• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: I'm done saying I'm done playing mm hmmm, done saying
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: I'm done playing Harry Styles.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 6: That bitch.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Spitting like Harry Styles.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: I'm spitting like Harry Styles on Christchip for Prime for Prime, Uh,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: optimist Prime in this bitch.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: That's not Where isn't his name? What's his name?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: Optimus Prime?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Is his name Christopher Prime? No, it's Chris Chris Pine Pine,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: Christopher Pine, Optimist Prime, Christopher Pine. Damn time? Is it hard?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: Nine?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Hard?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 6: Old Jason Sadakis that bitch mine, So it's.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Not hard shit? Temmy, Tommy, when did you start rapping?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: Then you start spinning?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: What did you used to do? I don't know.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: Eleven seconds ago I did actually have I wish I
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 6: could find that. I've gone back when I was like,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know nine, I was called myself re see
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: the rapper. I was trying to write raps on like
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 6: a word doc.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: What did you What was your inspiration?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 6: I like the little bow Wow might have gone on?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: That was our favorite rapper.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Josh Trey, Josh Pray was just tweeting about bow Wow.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: People were shitting on him yesterday. He was trending.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: I know. Josh Pray was like, don't shoot on little
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: bow Wow. He has more money than you, he gets
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: more bitches than you, et cetera, et cetera. So you
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: and Josh Pray think like hate you.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he could outspit you.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: That dude. He gets tagged on anything that's like that.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: I ever post, how he will feel bad the next
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: like ten years.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: I know I feel bad.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: How did it go with your rapping for the King?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: You best not missed?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I know you can't back down. How's your how did
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: your uh? Not? Well?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: I nothing ever became of emphasize maybe three songs written
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 6: down on a word doc.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: But you were nine, so you're prodigious.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, basically I guess you could say I'm a what
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: what if? Yeah, one of the greatest what ifs entertainment history,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 6: like the motart of Long Island.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: I used to I used to write and make draw
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: rap and like what my album covers would look like.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: But I never actually tried to make music.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: I used to play a lot of instruments.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Really from the covers. Yeah, what were the covers like?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't want it? You couldn't handle that ship? Well?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Was it like a like hell, like a skeleton not
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: a hell shit? Or was it pornographic?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: A couple of pornographics?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: No, I was like in like fifth grade, I think
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: in Hell.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: There's a rapper from Philly who made his album cover.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: He drew it himself. He made a he did a
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: drawing of Biggie fucking Tupac. People were furious, really, people asad,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: have you ever seen this?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: That's funny, dude, pull it up.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: It's so preposterous, Like people were up in arms about
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: this ship. They were so fucking mad. Or it's either
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Biggie fucking Tupac or Tupac fucking Biggie. But there was
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: like graphic dicking. But do you have it? Was it?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Was it ship like that?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: No? Is that it?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's pretty good rap out.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: Damn that's a good draw Oh no, it's Tupac fucking Biggie.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: When I say, or did you? I think you said
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: big Tupac fucking big Doggie style too.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Of course they're like a shitty hotel.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: Why would they Why would people get mad about that?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: That's funny.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think they do.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: I think there's I think people think it's a disrespectful
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: of legends. Yeah, Tupac's not Tupac ain't no goat.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: Like imagine if so many podcast cover of you fucking round, that.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: Would be funny film nail for this week. Yeah, that
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: would be hilarious.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, should we give them an actual something to base
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: it off of.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, do that drawing but with us, yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: just put our faces on it.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: Make me the sloppiest fuck though, make me, make me
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: a biggy, make me fat, and Biggie need a need.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: This drawing but with yeah, yeah, or just.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 6: Tomorrow Biggie and dubag onto fu jum.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: I'm dying to know what some of your album art
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: looked like.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: Probably some dumb ship. I think it was all like
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: baseball fields and stuff.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: That is dumb. You're right, yeah, baseball field Yeah. What
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: was it about about? Like what the album was about
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: about making a bunch of hits?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: There was no premise. I told you, I just drew things.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: Then I drew like the explicit logo on the side,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: and I was like, dude, this is fucking tough. You.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, wasn't that a meme like a couple of
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: years ago, like just putting the explicit logan.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: Like people, Yeah, like they do it with like Benny
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: the Butcher and Kendrick Lamar. Yeah.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Like I think you were ahead of the curve. I
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: was you were super ahead of the curve. Yeah, And
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: you said you played some instruments too.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I played clarinet and piano.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: No way, those are massive rap instruments.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: Clarinet's Uh, clarinet sucked?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Why it's hard to do it?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: Hurt your mouth if you played for too long like
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: I was sucking, dick.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for I'm looking at rap songs that feature
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: the clarinet, bad and bougie.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, it's a hit.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: What famous songs are played by night Swimmer by r
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: E m Free for Jon for free by Joni Mitchell,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Jenny Ramby Bro. There's a lot America by Simon and Garfunkle, Damn, Bro,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: that could have been you.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: It's not a rap song.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: I think Garfunkle would be a good rap group that.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: Would like Garfunkle and Oates or something like that.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: Isn't that a show? Garfing on these dicks? Garfing and Dix, Yeah,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: Garfing and Dix would be a sick rap group that
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: would be sick hard fuck.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: That's such hard body rap shit. God damn. I'm going
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: to a wedding in uh the Outer Banks, North Carolina
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: this weekend.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: Pro soon. Why are you trying to get me to
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: go to Nashville? Done for Tommy with Tommy fraud.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get you to go to Nashville
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: last weekend with me or this weekend with Tommy.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: No, I can't want to Phoenix.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know this, I know.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: But the map, where are you going to be?
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: Ship?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: Oh you're going to that Patrick Beverly function. That's gonna
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: be crazy. Going to the fucking function.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: Not to show up to that, just blackout drunk if
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: you want to feel comfortable at all. It's gonna be
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: like a ripper. Kanye will probably be there with Pat
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: Bev probably be there.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was just out there there.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: He'll be taking pictures.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: Is it just you?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 6: Who else you?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: Edwin? The Big two?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 6: Edwin and Tyler topacing Biggie of our day?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we know. Are you guys flying first class? I'm
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: surprised Pat's on some of them a jet He should.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: He just got a fucking fat contract.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: Why aren't you going?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: I'm going to this wedding in the Outer Banks? Come on,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 6: rope his wedding.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: Did you invite Pat my boy? Josh right? Yeah, he's
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: getting married to the game.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: To get out there and fucking chill with him. I've
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: never been to Outer Banks though, and I'm not trying
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: to miss fucking NFL football. Getting back, dude, but I
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: don't know what I'm gonna do.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 6: I got an eight thirty flight back Sunday just so
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: I can get back and watch Week one. I can't
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 6: miss the action, am Yeah, dude, you're a man.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's easy. Fight is there? Isn't there a fight
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: this weekend?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 7: Uh is?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: Or is that next weekend?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Canello Triple G is the seventeenth?
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: I thought Nate Diaz was. I think it might be
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: this weekend. Damn, I think it's the tenth.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, we gotta buy that PPV.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: When are you coming back from Phoenix?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: H Sunday?
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: So you're gonna miss all the NFL?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, unfortunately, you know. I'm me to tape the paths.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah past Dolphins, please do?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: Who do you got?
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: I like Dolphins straight up.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: I haven't watched the Patriots game.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: Dolphins are well? I like him with the points.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: Then I haven't watched the Patriots since uh TB twelve left.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're loyal, You're loyal to the Rocks.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: I did. Yeah, that's why he looked like he was
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: fucking shooting black Tar Heroin for the last six.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Months because she keeps on making him get surgery that
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: fucking video. Dude, he doesn't want to get any more surgeries,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: and she keeps on making it.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: It looks like he was swallowing his cheeks.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: I know she's forcing him under the knife.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: Probably he's like four percent body fan. She's like, let's
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: just gets you down to the two off. Let's just
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: get you down too, Let's get you down to a
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: healthy two percent body fat.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: Lean. You'll how you're ugly, You're fat as fuck. Yeah,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: you didn't win the super Bowl last year. We need
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: you skinnier.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah. How do you think we're gonna sell the pyramid
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 5: scheme if we don't have you want two percent body fat?
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: His head?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: His face looks crazy too. It looks like you boss model.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks unhealthy. Yeah. Look he looks like his
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: cheek fucking Christian Bale in that one movie The Machinists. Yeah,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: the machine.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just too skinny.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: I can't relate to that.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: That's a good reference. ADM.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Brody and.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: That reference.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: What's good with the giants this year? They're gonna suck.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 6: I'll probably be just good enough to like not get
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 6: a top pick but also not make the playoffs.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that fucking sucks.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: I got on the fantasy team though, Bro.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: I your team is booty cheeks if we're being honest.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: Because they because they have one guy from the Giants.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 6: Now your team is fucking booty cheeks. I was looking
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: at it earlier.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: Wait, Sakon's on the Giants.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: On the Giants.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: When when we say when we saw Saquona, I know,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 5: was he recently? Oh he was at the the Giants. No,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: was he at the Serena Williams match? Yeah, there you go.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: He was following the ball.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, he's super intense.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: He's crazy year this year.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: Don't you think he's that crazy motherfucker. I don't know.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 6: I've been waiting for.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: The way he watches tennis. He's that crazy motherfucker. I
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: saw him chugging at Wimbledon.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: We saw him at fucking Penn State and he ran
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: by us and we were like yo, and then he
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: just like ran right by he kind of Yeah, I
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: kind of didn't fuck with that at all. I'll be honest.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: He's a superstar. Yeah, just gotta let the superstar be
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: the supers.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 6: Incredibly average bars though, like they told he.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: And like three ten, DJ's is incredibly average.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: It's it's a fun time. It's not on the it's
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: not where you'd expect Saquon to be.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: Did you see him there?
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: But do you scoop girls?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 5: There?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: Someone there?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Do you swim in the same pool with him the
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: same time?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 6: We're probably?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 5: Why did you? Why did you pronounce it differently?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: That says it like me and a voice.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 6: That's how I always code switch.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Which is.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: Me.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: I just call him kwan dude. That's racist.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: I hope you get how was that racist? I hope
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: you get a fat.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: Cancelation after scarlet letter, after this big old c on.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 6: Your just making me stronger.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: They're gonna pull your producer from short porch.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: Everything. What are they gonna let me? Thinking producer?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: No more smoke show. We're actually having Caroline take over
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: the smoke show. She's gonna be the star of it.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: Now. You can start putting this up on Vimeo or
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: something if you want. It's not gonna be on YouTube anymore.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 6: Nothing.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: Well, we're thinking you could blog maybe Nick's thoughts.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ah, fuck, good episode.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: We're done, bro, I'm just getting warmed up time. Is
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: it seven o'clock?
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 6: Yes, I'll take an intermission.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 5: I got to go home and start studying murders for
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: the rest of the night. I know, dude, last night
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 5: I got legitimately scared of the murders. Of the murderers.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: I had to lock my dormant in the middle of
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 5: the night.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: Were you off drugs or what? Were you off melatonin
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: or something?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: Dead? Sober? Damn?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: Getting scared sober is a tough look as an adult.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: I felt like such a pussy, but I couldn't. I
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: was so dude, because I was at the end of
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: this or in the second season that they're like referencing
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: this one killer, the BTK Killer, but they never the
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: show doesn't finish, so it kind of just ends abruptly,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: like at the end of the second season, like it
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: doesn't really because you're like it leads it on like
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: you're expecting a third season, and uh, and then I
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: looked up the BTK Killer. Dude is fucking horrifying.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: What is what's his deal? What was he doing?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 5: He like kills people and then he like dresses up
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: like a girl and like a mask and like takes
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: polaroids of himself and stuff, and like the polaroids are
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: online and I like instantly regretted looking it up, and
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: I was like, why did I just do that? And
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: all the people on the mind Hunter right it were like,
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: don't look it up.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: Whenever you go out, I'm looking it up. Like when
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: you walk around at night after something like that and
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: the streets are like eerily quiet, doesn't it make it
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: a little bit more spooky?
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I don't really know. Just the pictures were scarred
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: into my brain and probably will be tonight too, Probably
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 5: gonna be scared again.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: We'll describe them a little bit more so you can
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: refresh your memory.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: Just look them up yourself.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: No, I just want to hear what they're like from you.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: No, they're gross.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Really are you thinking about them right now?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 5: Not really.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: I just really want to make you access that memory again.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it doesn't scare me. In the middle
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: of the day, it's almost night. Yeah, bro, turn the
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 5: lights back on.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: Sas just pissed himself. Tommy got a boner, Tommy's hard politics,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: just turning off the lights got good jokes Before we end, though,
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: I gotta got to hit a R. I p to
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: my boy patch.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: They yes, rest in peace. The donation, you want to
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: throw that out there, Yeah, dude, we'll throw that.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 9: In the bio too.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta throw the donation in the bio because
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: it's just fucked for his Like they've hit their goal,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: but like their goal was low for like a lifetime
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: of looking after his two kids, Like his son turned
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: five last week, so it's like, yeah, a million dollars,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: it should be Yeah, a ton of money. And he
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: was the man. Dude, he was the nice stude ever.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 5: He was a super nice guy.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: Glad you guys got to meet him. Glad he got
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: to come into barstool. I also want to make sure
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: he shot a show called Unreasonable Rob and uh, I
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: want to make sure that that comes out. He was
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: it was in the edit he had done. He was
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: done shooting the first or the second season of this show.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: And I just like, if it were me and I
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: did them, then creatively, God forbid, something happened. I wanted
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: to come out. And I think that, uh, whatever he
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: did should come out. People loved him, dude, Fucking Drake
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: post about him, Fucking Eminem posts about him, like never tweets,
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: like the fact that it's fucking sweet for him. He
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: came on some of a boy dad came in the office,
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: was the man. So salute to Patch Day. We definitely
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: miss you, definitely dedicate the ship to you. Awesome all right, cool,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: See you guys next week.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: H