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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for paintsprictions, horscopes, find out how your day is.
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  Speaker 1: Paint what's the vibe today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you how each zodiac sign doom scrolls.
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  Speaker 3: Also, if it's your birthday today, you are Capricorn.
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  Speaker 2: You share a birthday with Deff Cameron, Martin, Luther King,
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  Speaker 2: Junior Pitbull, Chicago West Scrillis, Regina King, and Drew Brees.
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  Speaker 1: Since I was seeing capricorns on hold, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: give us the Capricorn vite?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Capricorns, you doom scroll with guilt. You check
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  Speaker 2: work stuff first, and then you allow yourself a few
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  Speaker 2: minutes of fun, and then you feel bad for wasting time.
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  Speaker 2: Productivity is always in the back of your mind, so
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  Speaker 2: just keep that in mind. It's okay to have a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of pleasure when you're scrolling on your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Matthew, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I am an aries? Okay, So for my Aris, I'm
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  Speaker 2: letting you know how you doom scroll. So, my Aris,
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  Speaker 2: you doom scroll and you do it aggressively. You're flying
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  Speaker 2: through videos at lightning speed. You get bored immediately and
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  Speaker 2: somehow still end up overstimulated. You close the app like
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  Speaker 2: that was a waste of time and then you reopen
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  Speaker 2: it five minutes later.
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  Speaker 3: That is so true.
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  Speaker 1: You know, my wife is in aries and she doom
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  Speaker 1: scrolls a lot. And tell me if this bothers you
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  Speaker 1: about doomscrolling, because when you're someone, when you're sitting next
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  Speaker 1: to some of this doom scrolling, they're doom scrolling right,
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  Speaker 1: you're doing your thing. But then they try to incorporate you,
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  Speaker 1: like they'll be like my wife will be like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, did you know there was a fire in
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  Speaker 1: La last year? And I'm not, like I'm watching TV
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, man, that that was big news.
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  Speaker 1: Because she never pays a end to the news, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, she's scrolling and she just brings me
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  Speaker 1: into her car. Did you see this with this dog?
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  Speaker 1: That whatever? I'm like, wait, you're doom scrolling. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: over here doing my thing. Let me do don't include me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want a doom scroll, do you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? And I would if that's an arias trait
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  Speaker 1: they bring you in on their doom scroll, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want it, and especially when it's out of date news.
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  Speaker 1: My wife, did you see that? O? J. Simpson's accused
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  Speaker 1: of killing some people. Yeah, that was the long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: But by Matthew, thanks for calling and thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely love you guys, Love me.
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  Speaker 1: Too, Linden, Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign, Linden.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a cancer.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so cancers.
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  Speaker 2: I am letting you know how you doom scroll and you, guys,
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  Speaker 2: you do it emotionally. You start off fine and then
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  Speaker 2: suddenly you're deep in sad stories, heartfelt comments and videos
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  Speaker 2: that feel personal. You're the kind of person that cries
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  Speaker 2: over strangers and you definitely didn't mean to spiral, but
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  Speaker 2: here we are once again. That's definitely me.
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  Speaker 3: I get the winter blues and I'm an impath. Yeah
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  Speaker 3: for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Lyndon, thanks for calling in, Thank you bye ye.
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  Speaker 1: How about pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Rich, you doom scroll until they disappear, until you disappear.
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  Speaker 2: You get lost in music clips edits and emotional videos,
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  Speaker 2: and then you forget what time is.
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  Speaker 3: Reality will be dealt with later for you guys. In
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  Speaker 3: most of John Jay and I would just look at
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  Speaker 3: my little AI.
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  Speaker 1: I think the first thing on my list was guitar music, right,
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  Speaker 1: the first thing on my algorithm is all music.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you doom scroll like four and then it's like nine.
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  Speaker 1: Pm for sure.
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  Speaker 2: How about libras, Yeah, Kyle, when it comes to you, you
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  Speaker 2: and doom scrolling for my libras, You doom scroll sthetically
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  Speaker 2: because you're liking everything pretty, you're saving outfit inspos, and
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  Speaker 2: you're comparing options that you don't even need to compare.
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  Speaker 3: So decision paralysis starts right here in the feed for you.
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  Speaker 3: Paralysis pless not an English major over here.
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  Speaker 2: How about virgos, Yeah, John Jay, You doom scroll like
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  Speaker 2: it's research, so you save tips, you correct misinformation in
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  Speaker 2: your head, and then you convince yourself that it's actually productive.
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  Speaker 2: Somehow it still turns into four hours later as well.
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  Speaker 1: I look those up too, Oh you said tips. How
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  Speaker 1: about Leos?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Leo's doom scroll with main character energy. We're checking
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  Speaker 2: who posted, who watched our story, and who did it,
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  Speaker 2: and we pretend that we don't care
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  Speaker 1: But we absolutely all right, we need to get to
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  Speaker 1: your signed I'll post it on our website, John Jay
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  Speaker 1: and Rich dot com