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The Truth about Denise Richards’ Divorce with Chef Stu · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have a dear
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  Speaker 1: friend of mine, but you know him. He has not
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  Speaker 1: been on the show yet because I was hoping that
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  Speaker 1: he'd come to my house and cook for me first,
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  Speaker 1: but I finally decided he's just funny enough to just
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  Speaker 1: be himself on my show. It is Chef Stu, Stuart O'Keefe.
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  Speaker 1: You said the Irish way of pronouncing it.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, look, she was trying to figure out
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  Speaker 2: what you wanted to call me. I was like, just
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  Speaker 2: call me by my Irish translation of it. So Stuart O'Keefe.
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  Speaker 2: So disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. That cute Irish accent is not fake. You are
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  Speaker 1: not pulling a Hilaria. You are actually from Ireland. I
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  Speaker 1: am 98% Irish, but I am not from Ireland.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Born and raised.
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  Speaker 1: Born and raised. Came out here. Um, very, I, I
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  Speaker 1: love your Irish accent. I love that we have the
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  Speaker 1: Irishness about us. And, uh, You know, what's really funny
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  Speaker 1: is someone, someone like pulled up some bio of me
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, I didn't realize that Heather had Canadian roots.
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  Speaker 1: And it's because, well, this is the thing. This is
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  Speaker 1: the juicy story. So my mom, my dad was a
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent Irish. His dad was a hundred percent Irish
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  Speaker 1: and lived here. And the mom came over when she
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  Speaker 1: was 29 off the boat, changed her age to 19,
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  Speaker 1: met my dad's dad. It was a 19 year old firefighter.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the original Cougar story.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, she changed her age?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when she got off in Ellis Islands, they were
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  Speaker 1: just like, how old are you? And she just wrote,
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  Speaker 1: she was like, fuck, I'm not saying I'm 29.
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  Speaker 2: So then she's like denaturalizing America with her new age.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said 19. I mean, 29 to not be
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  Speaker 1: married in like 1920 whatever is really old, okay? So
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  Speaker 1: then she met him. They lived their life. He's the
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  Speaker 1: fire chief in Long Beach, Long Island, New York. She
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  Speaker 1: has two kids and then a huge break and has
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  Speaker 1: my dad and his sister, which we realized not until
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  Speaker 1: after she died that she was 10 years older. Nobody knew.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody knew.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, she died at 88. And they're like, no,
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  Speaker 1: she was actually 98. It also meant she had some
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  Speaker 1: really old-ass Irish eggs that still worked. So she basically
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  Speaker 1: gave birth in her mid-40s to my dad and his
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  Speaker 1: sister because they were like a second chunk of kids
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  Speaker 1: but from the same dad. And so anyway, my mom
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  Speaker 1: then met my dad and her mom and everybody, their
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  Speaker 1: name was Lassard or something. And she said, my mom
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  Speaker 1: was French Canadian. So I, she's like, I'm half Irish
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  Speaker 1: and I'm half French Canadian. The French came over and
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  Speaker 1: like lived in Canada and whatever, and then came to America.
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  Speaker 1: And so my whole life I'm like, oh, I'm one
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  Speaker 1: quarter French Canadian. My mom made us take French and
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  Speaker 1: she was like a real snot about it, whatever. So
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  Speaker 1: then I go do some YouTube thing with Ross Matthews
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  Speaker 1: of like, I don't know, five years.
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  Speaker 2: Ago to do the DNA thing.
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  Speaker 3: The DNA thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, I'm 75% Irish, French Canadian.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, no, you're 98% Irish.
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  Speaker 3: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was like, wait, hold on. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: no one fucked anyone else interesting along the way. That's shocking.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Secondly, I'm like, wait, did someone like, cheat on my
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  Speaker 1: mom's side, whatever. And then when I talked about it,
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  Speaker 1: somebody wrote or told me, they go, you know, the Irish,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of Irish settled in Canada.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And, and I guess the, they were sort of looked
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  Speaker 1: down upon. So some of them just said they were
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  Speaker 1: French instead, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: Cause it was the same.
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  Speaker 2: I heard it was the same in America as well,
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  Speaker 2: where a lot of like Irish, like they weren't wanted
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  Speaker 2: when we came over. It was like Irish need not
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  Speaker 2: apply to these jobs and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And, apparently a lot of the Irish people lost the
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  Speaker 2: O in their names.
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  Speaker 3: So like O'Keefe, so it would just be Stuart Keefe.
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  Speaker 1: No, and then it's crazy, this friend of mine in college,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot her last name, but it was O something.
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  Speaker 1: And I go, oh, are you Irish? She said, no,
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  Speaker 1: because when her Italian relatives came over, the Italians were
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  Speaker 1: looked as like, ugh. So they would add an O
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  Speaker 1: to their name because it was better to be Irish.
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  Speaker 2: Than Italian.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, first we got to talk about the hot topic,
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  Speaker 1: which is the divorce of Denise Richards to her husband, Aaron.
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  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, they have their own e-show,
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  Speaker 1: it broke just two days ago, and he filed on Monday,
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  Speaker 1: filed on Monday, said the date of separation was July 4th.
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't watch that much of the e-show.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: But apparently they were, the house that we saw them
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  Speaker 1: living in before, Unreal House was Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: His family lives there. She and he got like three
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  Speaker 1: condos that they're renting.
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  Speaker 2: They live in one.
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  Speaker 1: They work in one and have some dogs living in one.
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  Speaker 1: And then like one of the daughters lives in the other.
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  Speaker 1: It's so weird. And yeah, she has all these dogs
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  Speaker 1: and everything. And he filed for divorce. It's been six years.
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  Speaker 1: He never did adopt her child. So she has two
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  Speaker 1: daughters with Charlie Sheen and adopted this child at birth. Eloise,
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  Speaker 1: I think is her name. And the Eloise, she... realized
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  Speaker 1: when the child grew up that she had some challenges.
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  Speaker 1: He's been very lovely to her daughters, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: think he ever officially adopted her. So I believe she
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  Speaker 1: has that child as a single woman. He then in
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  Speaker 1: the thing is asking for spousal support. He says, I
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  Speaker 1: have no income. Remember he had that weird.
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  Speaker 2: Like medical thing, like energy healing.
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  Speaker 1: And she went to go see him. And she always
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  Speaker 1: talks about how she's like, And then I saw his penis.
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  Speaker 1: Like I fell in love with his penis and they
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  Speaker 1: had sex the first time he had an appointment. What
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  Speaker 1: people don't know is I think there might've been a
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  Speaker 1: slight overlap. He was married to Nicolette Sheridan. Sheridan?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: From Desperate Housewives.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 1: And then started dating Denise. But I'm not saying anything,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm saying there might've been an overlap or an
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  Speaker 1: appointment or something. Sure. He gets divorced from Nicolette Sheridan. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Gets with Denise. They get married on Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. There were some moments on Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills where he would refer to things. People are
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  Speaker 1: following us and we know about frequency or something. It
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  Speaker 1: seemed strange. And he had very the place was on PCH.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm assuming very expensive rent. He doesn't have that
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  Speaker 1: business anymore. He is saying he has no income. And
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  Speaker 1: so he's asking for quite a bit of spousal support
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  Speaker 1: because he says she makes. $ 250, 000 a month between OnlyFans,
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  Speaker 1: I guess being on her e-show, and sponsorships. Now, we
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  Speaker 1: had heard when she was making, we heard she was
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  Speaker 1: making $ 2 million a month on OnlyFans. I believe it's
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  Speaker 1: more like 250. I believe that maybe the first month
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  Speaker 1: you do, and.
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  Speaker 2: Then once that guy has.
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  Speaker 1: Seen you, they go to the next thing. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? Like you're not married to your OnlyFans person.
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  Speaker 1: You're not like, oh, I can only subscribe to Denise
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  Speaker 1: Richards for the next 30 years. Like that's the problem
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  Speaker 1: with OnlyFans.
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  Speaker 2: Unless you're obsessed with her, you stay. You got to
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  Speaker 2: make it.
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  Speaker 1: You got to save your money and move along. So
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  Speaker 1: he says of that, like they spent $ 20, 000 on clothing, $ 15, 000
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  Speaker 1: on going out, all these expenses per month that he needs.
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  Speaker 1: to live accustomed to his life. So some people were shocked.
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  Speaker 1: I was not that shocked.
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  Speaker 2: Um, it was like a dirty John type thing with him.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I just think marriage is hard and six
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  Speaker 1: years is six years. And I don't really, I think
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  Speaker 1: it was probably like mostly sexual attraction and all that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a lot to handle and he, whatever. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he's both married before she was married before.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think interesting.
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  Speaker 3: He did it.
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  Speaker 1: It is interesting. Now there are some thoughts where people
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  Speaker 1: are thinking, um, that there was rumors or something that
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  Speaker 1: he had some issues, something with that business, that by
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  Speaker 1: divorcing her, maybe that'll separate the assets and whoever's coming
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  Speaker 1: after his business then can't come after her. So maybe
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  Speaker 1: this isn't a real divorce. I never really believe that
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  Speaker 1: that's the case. I've never known of a case that's actually,
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  Speaker 1: people thought that with Tom and Erica and all that.
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  Speaker 1: That's never, oh, by the way, Erica, Girardi has a
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  Speaker 1: new boyfriend. He's like a former special ops guy.
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  Speaker 2: Like a Shrek something.
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  Speaker 1: And he goes by Shrek, but he doesn't look like Shrek,
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  Speaker 1: thank God. And good for her. She's going back to
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  Speaker 1: her roots. Her first husband was a cop. I think
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  Speaker 1: she just likes a normal guy.
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  Speaker 2: He's her age.
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  Speaker 1: They look casual and cute together. Good for her. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: getting back to this. So I don't believe that anyone
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  Speaker 1: really does that and makes a big... I don't think you'd...
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  Speaker 1: If it was a fake divorce, you wouldn't make yourself
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  Speaker 1: look like a dick. If you were doing a fake
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  Speaker 1: divorce to save your wife's assets, you wouldn't spell out
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  Speaker 1: how much money everyone's making and how much you want.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, but maybe that makes it more real.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's fake.
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  Speaker 2: But they just shot the show. Was he a total
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  Speaker 2: dick on the show or were they fighting all the
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  Speaker 2: time on the show? I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he probably loved being on the show.
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  Speaker 1: It was work. He probably doesn't want to work. He
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  Speaker 1: probably just wants to collect $ 100, 000 a month for the
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  Speaker 1: next three years. Because if you're married for six years
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  Speaker 1: in California, you get half.
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  Speaker 2: It's six years the number.
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  Speaker 1: Six years.
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  Speaker 2: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: No, you would get half, meaning three years of support.
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  Speaker 1: So he's entitled to three years of support. Now she
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  Speaker 1: could quit OnlyFans and it could go down to $ 20, 000
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  Speaker 1: a month.
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  Speaker 2: She's not going to quit that.
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  Speaker 1: But, you know, same thing happened when she divorced Charlie Sheen.
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  Speaker 1: She was getting like $ 50, 000 a month. And I remember
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  Speaker 1: she got 55,000 a month. I remember she got, and
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  Speaker 1: I remember thinking, and that wasn't who he's at the
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  Speaker 1: height of, uh, two and a half men. Yeah. But
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  Speaker 1: then he got all crazy with the tiger blood and
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  Speaker 1: lost that show and whatever. And then, so she wasn't
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  Speaker 1: getting that money anymore. She doesn't get any money from him.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously the kids are grown, but so then she didn't
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  Speaker 1: met now is doing these only fan things, make finally
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  Speaker 1: making money. And now she's going to have to give
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  Speaker 1: him millions because they were together for three years.
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  Speaker 2: That just sucks.
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  Speaker 1: It really does.
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  Speaker 3: It does.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully there's some Casamigos Reposado around the corner for her. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: What does she do? Do you, like, just really just
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  Speaker 2: kind of off topic, but, like, I never actually. What
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  Speaker 2: does she do in that? Like, does she, like, touch
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  Speaker 2: herself and stuff?
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  Speaker 1: I think people get people to write back to everybody
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  Speaker 1: for you. You don't do that yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And these dumb guys believe it.
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  Speaker 2: They don't care.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So in doing that, that's how you make the real money,
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  Speaker 1: getting tips, getting them to talk to you more.
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  Speaker 3: Got it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Show me a photo of your feet, whatever. And then
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  Speaker 1: I think they have a day or two of content
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  Speaker 1: where they do funny, you know, not funny. They do
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  Speaker 1: sexy videos, lingerie, different outfits, this and that. But I
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  Speaker 1: did hear she does nudity. Like you can see her
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  Speaker 1: in the shower, like showering.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, she's very pretty and sexy. And like, so
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  Speaker 1: I just think, my God, like you have to go
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  Speaker 1: do OnlyFans and now you have to give it to
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  Speaker 1: your second husband. who is an energy healer who nobody.
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  Speaker 2: Wants healing from.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like such a fucking bummer. All right. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I love you. You're so funny. You are an incredible chef.
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  Speaker 1: I love watching your videos. And, um, here's a gorgeous
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  Speaker 1: photo of you being a sexy chef.
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  Speaker 2: LA magazine.
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  Speaker 3: LA magazine.
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  Speaker 2: Look at you.
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  Speaker 1: We had fun. We went to that LA magazine party
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  Speaker 1: together and for, with Paris Hilton. And so very fun.
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  Speaker 1: I love that you are a chef. I, I love
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  Speaker 1: watching cooking videos. I love watching yours. But the thing is,
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  Speaker 1: is that it's like I always want to do it.
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  Speaker 1: But then I never when I'm at the grocery store,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't do the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I need to have all the ingredients. I don't I'm
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  Speaker 1: always impressed like how you chop. And then I've never
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  Speaker 1: like made a dip or a soup or anything like
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  Speaker 1: in a Cuisinart or whatever. I've never done that. There's
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  Speaker 1: so many things I want to do.
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  Speaker 2: So you're going to have to come over. I promise
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  Speaker 2: you I'll come over to the house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We'll do it in Palm Springs or we'll do
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  Speaker 3: it here or wherever.
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  Speaker 1: And the summer dips and that it is protein. So
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  Speaker 1: make sure you follow him. And you're also a private chef.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm curious because sometimes I watch these videos of like, hi,
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  Speaker 1: follow me being a private chef. In the Hamptons.
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  Speaker 2: People ask me that all the time. They're like, why
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  Speaker 2: don't you do these videos? I'm like, I'd rather like
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  Speaker 2: slip my wrist.
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  Speaker 1: How do you, first of all, how do they have time?
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  Speaker 1: And if I was paying you, I'd be a little
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  Speaker 1: annoyed because I'd be like, wait a minute, you're like
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  Speaker 1: propping it and doing this and that. Like, already your
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  Speaker 1: day must be quite busy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I mean, it is, but, like, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it is, like, I'm good at it now, so it's like,
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  Speaker 2: I can knock it out, like, quick. You can do
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  Speaker 2: the videos for yourself, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's basically like 3 o'clock to, like, 7, 7.30.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like, you know, Monday to Thursday. This
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  Speaker 2: particular client is what I work for now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and you make their thing. And so... Do you
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  Speaker 1: go over the menu every week?
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  Speaker 3: These people are cool that I work for.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, we know what we like. And you just
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  Speaker 1: kind of like mix it up so it's not too.
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  Speaker 2: Healthy, protein, vegetables. Now, I've had other clients in the
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  Speaker 2: past where it's like, give us the menu per week.
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  Speaker 2: I had one like in Beverly Hills, like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: a temporary one for like, you know, two or three months.
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  Speaker 2: She wanted the menu at the beginning of the week,
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  Speaker 2: which actually made it easier for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it forced you to be like.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's just like I know exactly what I'm doing
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, you know, it's planned out and so forth.
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  Speaker 2: But like these people I work for now, like they're
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  Speaker 2: just cool. They like different stuff. They don't mind me
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  Speaker 2: trying out things. And like that's the kind of like
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  Speaker 2: the ultimate goal, like to get a client like that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I have a question, a weird question. And maybe
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  Speaker 1: you can't answer because I'm putting you on the spot.
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  Speaker 1: But like for someone who's not going to get a
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  Speaker 1: private chef.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But they watch all these housewife shows and they kind
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  Speaker 1: of want to have like that dinner party, multiple course experience. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: What would you tell someone never to do and what
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  Speaker 1: could they do and like pull it off? Like what
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  Speaker 1: is a huge mistake where someone like, You can't manage
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  Speaker 1: it all.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so if you want a dinner party, we'll say
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: for 12 people at your house, right?
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: So we'll say you'll do the decor for the table
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: and all that stuff. So now you're like, okay, food.
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: That's done.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: So you're saying to go about hiring somebody or are
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: you doing it yourself?
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Let's say you're going to try to do it yourself
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: and you're a decent cook, but you want it to
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: come out at the right time and not one thing
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: complement another. What's a simple menu that someone could maybe
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: pull off?
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, what I would do is.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Like family style. So big platters down in the middle
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: of the table all the way through, right? Okay.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Like do a ton of salads.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Like just do like cold food salads, lots of stuff.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Just go follow or go find recipes that you can
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: pretty much prep the day before.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: So it can be sitting in your fridge, it's ready
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: to go and then you're just assembling at the very end.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Find other recipes that you can just assemble that don't
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: need any cooking.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: There's lots of those out there.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Then... really then you're just kind of focused on, we'll
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: say the protein. So just say, you know, you have
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: the husband, okay, you're going to be, you know, fucking
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: cooking that steak on the grill. I have the salmon.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: We'll get like two or three sides of salmon, which
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: is like, you know, the whole salmon basically. Make like
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: a pesto butter or something like that, a pistachio butter.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: To kind of fancy it up.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like drizzle or like just spread it all
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: on top. That can go in the fridge the night before.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Take it out about 20 minutes before you want to
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: put it in the oven. That just goes into the
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: oven for about 20 minutes. It's done. Transfer it to
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: a white platter, basil leaves, whatever.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: That's it. It's easy.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Just keep it like cold stuff, especially in the summertime.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: You can do the cold stuff. Like wintertime, you just
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: do like.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: You could do short ribs.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Like you could do those the day before and you
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: can reheat them the next day. You make mashed potatoes.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: You do glazed carrots. Like there's ways.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: You know, you do a soup.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: As a starter.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: So you'd make that the day before you just heat
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: that up.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: So just be smart about it and just think as
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: much as you can do before desserts, that's easy.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: You can just go buy a cake. You can.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: What about caters that, uh, that go to Costco and
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: then like jazz up the chocolate bundt cake with a
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: few raspberries. I mean, they're out there and they can
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: get away with it.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: If you're creative with stuff like that, no, I've never
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: done it like, I used to cater so much like over,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: like I've been doing it like 19, 20 years now.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: And I mean, I've catered like parties on Beverly Hills
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: on Rodeo out of my little apartment, like for 200 people.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: And it's just prepping everything in containers. I'm borrowing my
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: friend's fridge, like I need to put shit in your thing,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: and then we come grab it in my Volkswagen Jetta,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: and we go over there, and they're like, oh, you're
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: at this.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Big catering company.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, like, you know. And you just, you
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: work it out. And so many people do that across LA.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I don't, like, I do catering and stuff like that,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: but I like.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: More the dinner parties now. The 10, 20, like, person
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: dinner party.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I love it. And let's, wait, let's get into
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: some juice. So you had a fun weekend in P-Town.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, that photograph.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Which is a very conservative, heterosexual town in the summer.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: No, just kidding.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: It's very gay and it's very fun. It's a utopia
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: for gay men.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what Jason, my friend Jason always says.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: And Sonia.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: And Sonia.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: And Sonia was there. Tell me about your time with Sonia.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: She is a good frickin' time.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Am I in it with Derek, your friend, right?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: And, um, it's last minute, we're at your Juicy Scoop
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: 10-year anniversary party. He's like, hey, we're going to Provincetown
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: next year. We have a place, do you want to come?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, I don't know, I have to
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: work and stuff. And then, you know, my boss is
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: out of town. I'm like, fuck it, I'll just go.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: So I go, Derek knows Sonya. She's texting.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Sonia Rita? Sonia or Sonia?
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Sonia. Sonia Rita?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Sonia Rita.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Sonia.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: And so she's calling him like, I need makeup. I
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: need hair and stuff like that, whatever. And so, oh,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: when you get in tomorrow, then she calls him.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: And then Derek's like, she's at the bar. We're going over.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay. So we go over.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I've never met her. I've met like a ton of
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: the Housewives because I wrote that cookbook, you know, the
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Housewives cookbook. And so she has two recipes in that cookbook.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: So I wanted to tell her about them. Then we
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: started chatting. She's really nice.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: She's so nice.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: She is nice.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: And she's a good time. She's having fun. She's sitting
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: at the bar waiting for us. And then there's some
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: woman singing. And then she gets up. The woman comes
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: over to her. She's like, can you sing this song
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: with me? And she's like, yeah. Like, whatever.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: So then she gets up. She's singing.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Like, Derek's friend Alex is there. He starts slow dancing
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: with her. It's like, it's insane. And it's just like,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: it's just a barrel laugh. Then she's like, let's get
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: a photo. And I'm like, okay. And Derek grabs the
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: camera and she's like, let's like, you know, go by
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the stairs and like, like you're taking me up.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, that's kind of fucking weird. But
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's how it happened.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is, I was like, oh, and then
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Derek like did the whole thing and the collab and
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: posted it. And I was like, well, let's, I said,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I think it'd be more fun if I'm just like
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: lifting you up or you know what I mean?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: It was so funny Cause a couple, like a week ago,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: like in my stories, I'm tagged. Like, you know, when
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: you see your tag, you can post too. And it's, Sonia,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: my friend, Jorge Perez, you know, and her, and we're
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: at like Josh Flagg's summer party when he was married
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: to Bobby. And they were having all these like, you know,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: parties during COVID that I was like so excited to
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: do anything. And they'd be these lovely parties outside. They
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: would have the testing, whatever. And there were like several
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: of them. And so there was, we took one and
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: she's like hot summer nights at Josh's house. And I'm like, What?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: And so I just reposted it, and people are like, wait,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: when was this? I'm like, oh, four years ago. I'm like,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know why she's doing it.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: She posted one with Luann the other day as well.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, post me with your million followers. And she is
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: really so silly and nice. And if you're someone that
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: watched the show for years, she's one of the few housewives,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: if you look at the history of her, she was amazing.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: sloppy and fun and she liked to drink and she
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: was like this and wanting these guys but she never
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: like plotted any mean shit no that's the thing and
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: that that is pretty rare to find a housewife that
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: did six or seven seasons and didn't like hire a
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: private investigator yeah bring out your tax returns at a
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: lunch like like she.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Never was like she was always like light and airy
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: but a bit crazy.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: You know and even when like don't uh dorinda was
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: like you're the hostess with the most she was like.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: She was like confused.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: You were like the Holland Tunnel.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: It's like just mean. It's just like, what the fuck
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: during that?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was just kind of like, oh, you know?
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: But I will say like just sitting down with her,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: she was just talking and she's like, you know, I
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: support this, I support this and stuff like that. She'll
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: kind of like give you a compliment with like an insult.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: And you're like, wait.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: And you're kind of like, oh, thanks. And you're kind
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: of like, what? Like, what was that like? She doesn't
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: mean it. She doesn't even know what she's saying.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: When I had her on, she was like, yeah, you
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: do comedy too. You should open for me. And I'm like,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: maybe I will, Sonia. And then people were like, how
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: are you not insulted? I'm like, I'm not.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Why should she do any research on me?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh. Who's interviewing her.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Sure. I would not, I would expect nothing more. So like,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I don't care. And that's the beauty of her.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I have no ego about it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Make your money, honey. Yeah. Like you, you know, brought
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: it so much enjoyment for so long.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Like I watch these people that are like, There's nothing
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I would want more than to erase the memory of
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of New York and be watching it with
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: fresh eyes like an infant.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Like an infant.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Like when you see some 17-year-old, people are like, oh,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: my God, my daughter's from college and found the original episodes.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: And it's like she and her friends are obsessed, like
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: the way they watched Friends three years ago. And I'm like,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: it's so great.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Like, it's so great.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: before bed. Or two, you know.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Nobody's watching. You deserve a treat.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: With eight flavours to choose from, you can choose the
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: flavour you favour with Cadbury Dairy Milk.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Each week on the show, I sit down with extraordinary
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: people who have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: found a way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: started crying. Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: go through.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next. I decided to risk it all.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. You can
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And so speaking of which, Ramona had like a real
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: fun thing happen to her.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Apparently, the story is that she, Ramona is 68. I
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: could not believe this. I also couldn't believe that Emma Roberts,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: the actress, is 34. Doesn't that seem crazy that she's
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: that old?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Anyway, they both look great.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: They're both fabulous. And apparently, they were at an event.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And Emma Roberts is a big fan and saw Ramona
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: and went to approach her. And Ramona has been very
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: clear to me herself. Cause I had like three hour
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: lunch with her. She does not like when she's at
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: something for fans to come up and Interrupt her conversations
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: and take photos of her and stuff like that. She
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: just didn't like it. And if she was sitting right here,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: she'd be like, you know what, Heather? You know what?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: If I'm having like a really nice dinner and I'm
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: talking to like a gentleman who's taking me out, you know,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not in a cheap date. You know, so we
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: planned it. We had a beautiful, lovely dinner. And now,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I appreciate the fans. You know, they're just
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: interrupting me and they're like, can I have a picture?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know what? You can't, okay? I'm
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: having a lovely dinner with this gentleman who is hard
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: of hearing. So if I try to talk to you,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: he's going to miss the conversation. And you know what?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I would like a gentleman caller. I'd like a friend.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And I don't really want him to know that I'm
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: like this big star that gets interrupted all the time.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: So she even said that she said when she would
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: like with her boyfriend, I don't know if they're still together,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: but whatever the last one was, he brought, he mentioned
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: the place like.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: The Regency or something.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Please don't tell me about Tom. Yeah. And she picked
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: some small place hoping that the fans wouldn't approach her
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: because she doesn't want to turn off a guy because
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: it really, a lot of straight men do not, you know,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: there's a rare breed. There's, you know, a slate here
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: or there. But there's a, most men don't want to
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: be on a show. That's like 65 and has millions
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: of dollars. They're not like, you know what I'd love
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: to do is have every Midwest housewife analyze my jawline
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: and my pocketbook. Like they don't want it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: My past life, my taxes, my everything.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: The whole thing.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Could you imagine?
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: So anyway, apparently this happened that night and Avery was
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: there and like, was like, mom, this isn't some fan.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: This is, you know, Emma Roberts. And tried to– and
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: went up to Emma Robinson Made Good. And so there's
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: that story floating around. Well, when recently I guess they
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: were maybe at this event called the Fountain of Youth,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: which is amazing that they invited Ramona because she's always like,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: you know what? You know what, Bethany? You didn't go
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: to my anti-aging line. That's what she said, anti-aging. She
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: forgot what it was. No, no, she said anti, no,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: she said aging, pro, I don't know what she said.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: She said, my anti-aging skincare line or something like that.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: She goes, you didn't go to it. You didn't, you know, you.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Don't support women.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: On the side of the street.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's always like, you know, I have such a
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: youthful glow. A lot of people think that Avery's my sister.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: You know, and so they invited the Fountain of Youth
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: and she sees her and they do like a fun
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: like story together. And she's like, I did not know
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: that you're a big actress. Which no one's catching in
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the comments. Like, that's actually really shitty. That like- If
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: a big actress of some importance, of some fame, that
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: you'll stop your dinner and take a photo. But if
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: it's some woman who has bought your book, bought your
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Pinot Grigio, watched every episode, has a fan account about you,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: that person, you know what? I really appreciate that. It
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: brought you some joy, but you're not bringing me joy
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: right now at my table. So I kind of was like, no,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: it should have been... So what, that Emma Robertson's a
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: big fan?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: But she knew it was Emma Robertson, so then it
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: was explained to her.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Then after she sees her, she's like, oh my God,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: sorry I was so rude to you.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: So then she should be nice on the story.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: She's like, can you believe I didn't want to talk
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: to her? Yeah. Look how great she is. She's a
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: big actress. You know who her aunt is? It's Julia Roberts.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I love Pretty Woman. A lot of people were like,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you're just like Pretty Woman. And I'm like, oh please,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not a hooker. Ha ha ha. No, I don't
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: know what she said, but I'm just imagining what it is.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: That's probably, I bet you pretty woman came up.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Of course it did.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Which is what I'm sure whatever Emma Roberts wants to
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: talk about, but what's fine.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: She's a fan.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I love Ramona.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Since we're just on a little housewives, we're going to
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: get into other stuff. I came across a bunch of
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: clips of Nene and Bethany. I don't know whose show
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: they were on because it says it's Nene's, but I
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: think it might've been Bethany's recently. And maybe this is old.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: But it was really interesting. I find Bethany, like, very
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: fun and entertaining. And, of course, I'd love to see
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: her back on the show being with these girls. But,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you know, she has such a hard-on for, like, Andy and, like,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: you know, getting Andy. Yeah, yeah. So her whole thing
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: in talking about it was kind of funny is how
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: she was, like, Bethany was like, you know, I did
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: all this stuff for them. I was like, oh, I'll
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: get the girls. Oh, I'll go to this restaurant. Oh,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I'll do this. And then NeNe's like, yeah. I was
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: always like, oh, sure, I'll bring these girls on the show. Oh,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: let me tell you who could be cast. And she's like,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and then these girls weren't my friends. So then when
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: they started to ask me, I was like, do your
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: own casting. And then Bethany's like, yeah, why am I
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: doing these people's job? And I'm like, you did the job.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Because you were fresh and new to it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: And the new people will do the job too. Because
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: if you're new to a job, you're going to try
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: to impress your boss. Of course. Of course. Once you're
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: making $ 1 million a year and you've been on five
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: other TV shows, yeah, they better like pay you and
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: and kiss your ass and you're not going to stay
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: an hour longer than you need to. You're not going
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: to stay five minutes longer.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Than you need to.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: But like to that point as well, it's like, you know,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: like when you're casting and stuff. don't you want your
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: friends on so you can vibe with them so you
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: can have a good time instead of these strangers and
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: then you force yourself to kind of like them. So
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: it's like.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you why, okay? Because you're a guy.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: This is so... I'm so fascinated about how men and
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: women are so different. And in raising my sons, it's
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: made me understand men so much more. Women are kind
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: of fucking awful. And I'm just going to say it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Like men... Like someone... I saw a clip of like
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: a bunch of guys... like with their friends and they're
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: busting each other's balls and dah, dah, dah. And then
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: the guy leaves and then they're all like, he's the
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: fucking greatest. He's the fucking greatest. Women are the opposite.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: They're nice to your face. And then the girl leaves
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: and they're like, um, can I be mean for a minute?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Everyone's like, yes, you can. What was with that? You know,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: like it's just, it's just a different dynamic. We can
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: still be really lovely friends to each other for a lifetime,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: but there's something about and that's what's different is that
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: guys will be so mean to each other's faces mean
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: on the golf course mean on tennis whatever like be
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: like oh geez and then but.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: It's like 10 minutes later it's forgotten about.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah and it almost means that they like like you
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: like their guard is down versus like we watch these
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: shows and if a woman was like oh yeah as
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: if that's a real Chanel okay you know and a
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: guy if the world's reverse the guys would like laugh
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: about that they got a fake Chanel thing but It's like,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: why would you say that?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: That's such a dig.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: That's so mean.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: That's so catty.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: We'll say that's closer to like females. Are they meaner?
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: They're still kind of, no, we just, we bust your balls.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's not a sexual thing. It's literally,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: you have a man's brain and you have a male
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: dynamic with your friends and women, whether they're straight, gay, whatever.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: it's kind of a, just a different, it's a different thing.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: And it could also be super, you know, in a
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: unique way of where women should be doing more, be
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: more involved in the shows because these things are more serious,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: but to maybe like a gay male producer, they think
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: it's like funny. They think it's funny and dah, dah, dah,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: but it's actually quite cruel. And like, that's, that's why
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I love talking about this and, and will forever. But yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I think, I feel like what it is about having
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: your friends on is the intention is first that the
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: girls are naive and they're like, yeah, of course I
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: want my best friend. And the friend has now come
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: to a bunch of things and kind of looked in
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: and seen that their friend's life, season one or two,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: is usually pretty fabulous. They're going to BravoCon, they're getting
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: cute fans, unless you're Ramona, are coming up to them,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: and they love having the dinner interrupted and they say
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: interesting things and they're like, your friend is my favorite housewife.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: And so then, They'll go to their friend, hey, they're
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: doing casting. Would you guys ever consider being on the show?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: And then that girl goes home and she's like, you
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: know what? I'm cute and interesting. I have an opinion. Yeah,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I would like to maybe be on the show.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: So then she comes on the show. But then the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: manipulation of the production and the casting will go, wouldn't
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: it be juicy if Nini's lifelong friend turns on her? Sure.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: And so when a Nini and a Bethany then have
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: some years on them, or anyone, they are like, no,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not good. I remember Tamara told me that. She goes,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: they used to ask me all the time to have friends.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: And now I'm like, no, because I don't want to
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: have that friend five years from now. And if they
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: come on the show, part of it is.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: It's a risk.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: It's a massive risk.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Part of it is being jealous, you know, which is
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: the typical, which is Beth, which is Teresa and Melissa.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you want your sister and your brother-in-law on
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: the show? Because it was her show.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: It's my thing.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't want you to have the light. I was
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: competitive with, they were competitive always.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: And did Teresa bring her on?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Teresa did not bring her on.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: How did she get on again, Melissa?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: And they knew that Teresa wouldn't want her on. And
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: so then they went behind Teresa's back and talked to
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Melissa and then was like, we want you on the show.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: And Melissa and Joe were like, fuck yeah, we want
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: to come on the show. And then they came on
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: and maybe there was some discussion. It's one of those
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: things that like, you know, is still murky. But after
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: 13 years, like, You know, it's like saying Kim Kardashian
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: is only famous because she had a sex tape. Maybe
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: that made her known to some people.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: It's a stepping stone.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: People aren't buying her skims today. And Ryan Murphy isn't.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Because of that thing.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Because they're like, you know what? you know I'm buying
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: this skim because I really liked the way Ray J
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: did her from behind. And I'm like, that isn't happening.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: So it's like, yes, that's like whether you're a nepo
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: favor or whatever. Like sometimes you get on there. But
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I think that's the thing. It's like, well, no, you know.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: And no, but you should just want to have your
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: friends and have fun with it. But with women, you
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: don't really– the friendships can be very broken.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Because it's like they want the drama and they don't
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: want like a nice friendship on the show.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: And you throw fame in it and you're like– What
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: are you really here for?
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Is it really fame? Is it really not?
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I always think?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Do you know when they do those commercials on Bravo?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: And like, you know, you have the cast of six
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: or seven of them and two of the girls get
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: picked to do like the car commercial or whatever it
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: is like. they must be raging, the ones that don't
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: get chosen. They must be so pissed. I always think
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Where it's like a movie, hey girl, let's get the
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: popcorn and watch this new movie that's an NBC Universal
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: movie or whatever.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I saw last night?
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Somebody posted, do you remember they used to do the
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Summer by Bravo commercials? Yes, they were so good. And
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: they were cool, they were really good.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Falling in the pool, yeah.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: You always saw just a select few housewives. The rest
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: of them must have been pissed that they didn't get
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: chosen for those massive commercials. Well, yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, I remember with the Bethany-Jill kind of argument
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: from the very start.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Was, you know, Jill got her on the show.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: And in the beginning, Jill would be like, oh, my God,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I have this opportunity to go on a talk show.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Can I bring Bethany? It'll be more fun with both
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: of us. So then Jill would bring Bethany. And then
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, that morning.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: She'd be- Jill's so funny.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: She's like, oh my God, I cast the whole show.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: It doesn't even matter. She says, you know, I get
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: no thanks for it. She's like, you know, I'm in Boca.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: And then she would be like talking to Bethany. What
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: are you doing today? You know, and Bethany would be like, oh, nothing.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: You know, and then like Jill would turn on her TV.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: It's like I got chipped.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: And see that Bethany like did a talk show. And
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: she was like, why would you have asked me to
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: do it?
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Why can't you be with me?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: And then Bethany was like, I'm not in a girl band.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to become a star on my own. And
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: they asked me myself, and why would I want to
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: share the seven minutes with you? I mean, that's just
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: the truth. But Jill was like, I can't understand it
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: because Jill's goal wasn't to have her own talk show.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Jill was just like, wouldn't it be funny if we
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: were all together? That was really the start of like,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: that's what makes it so hard that women, even when
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: women aren't famous and somebody gets divorced or whatever, women
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: of 30 years will dump that woman and have dinner
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: with the guy and his new wife. There are women
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: that are that disloyal. Really? And I don't feel like
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: it really happens with the guys. I feel like if
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the guy was the main friend for all those years,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: if the divorce happens, like the guy's still like, I'm
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: going to be friends with you.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: If it's a couple that they.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Met together through the wife, you got to go with
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: the woman's friend. Like, you know, but if it's a
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: social climbing situation, they might just be like, You know,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: like I always remember that scene in the made for
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: TV movie with Betty Broderick who killed her, ended up
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: killing her husband and his second wife. And she calls
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: her friend, she takes off her 80s clip earring and
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: she goes, it's your birthday. I'm taking you out to lunch.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Where do you want to go? Like we do every year.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: And she goes, oh, Betty, I can't. And she's like,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? What do you mean you
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: can't go? It's a tradition. And she goes, Frank and
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I have been social with Dan and Linda. And she's like,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I got to you too. And it was like, that
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: was it. Like 30 years of taking this bitch out
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: to lunch.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: At some seaside cliff in La Jolla, California.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Some things come to an end.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Some things come to an end.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about the valley.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Janet had another- Can we just go through each one? Sure. Janet,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: let me hear your opinion. Janet, we'll just say Janet
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: had another horrible episode because of what she said on
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: a boat, which is she doubled down and said that
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Danny- who is married to Nia and who has an
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: ability to get a little drunk and made an imperfect
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: comment to Jasmine, who is a lesbian with her girlfriend.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: And I guess maybe he did touch their butt. I
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: don't even know if he ever touched the butt.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: It wasn't in season one, and I did not watch
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: season one, but I believe.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: None of this happened on camera, by the way, so
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: it's all being referred to.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Didn't he like tap Jasmine and was like, hey, get
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: me a drink.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, get daddy a drink.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Get daddy a drink.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I never knew that he touched her. I thought he
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: just said it. Whatever.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: She said last night.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: It must have been touch if she said the word SA.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Sexual abuse or whatever.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: So then Janet and Kristen were really good friends. They
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: did meet through Sheena. It's no secret that Janet met
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Sheena many years ago.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: As a fan.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: As a fan. Like going up like I love the show.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: And then they like hit it off at like a
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: pool party. became friends, went to like Disneyland the next
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: day and has been friends for many years. I would
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: see Janet and all the Sheena stuff over the years.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: And so, yeah, that did happen, you know? And so anyway,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: now Kristen like hates Janet because she feels like Janet
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have been talking about Danny like that. And so
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: she gets mad and they're on this yacht or whatever
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: boat thing in Maui. And Janet's like, I mean, whatever,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: he sexually assaulted someone. So like, there you go. And
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: she's like, how could you say that? Now, I'm just
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: going to say this. This is a reality show.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: They are drinking.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: If they're truly drinking. doing their job, they are supposed
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: to forget that the cameras are on them. They're not
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: saying this in a court of law. They're not saying
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: this like, yes, it's filmed. They have no say in
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: the edit. Even if Janet went right to the producers,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: please cut that out. I did not mean to say it. Sure.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: They're not going to.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: So it's like where she's like, this is defamation. Well,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: you can't sue for defamation according to these contracts because
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: people blurt out stuff. In real life, you and I talk.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: We sign our life away and whatever we get, we get.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: You and I get in a fight and I say
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: something to you.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Unless it hurts the network, then they'll take it out.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, exactly.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: And so I'm like, so without Janet being, you know,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: kind of on Danny about his drinking and this and that,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: there really wouldn't have been much going on in the
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: show besides Jax and Brittany. But it does rub people
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: wrong and they are like now saying we want her
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: off the show.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: She's just obsessed with their relationship, like it seems like,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: with Nia and Danny. And like, I think it's just
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: so awful the way they've treated him in this season. Like,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I just feel like It's like, he's just like standing
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: around and they're like drunk, drunk, alcoholic, like, you know,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: pointed like sexual abuse. Like, it's like, Jesus Christ.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: He's just like, he works full time. They live in
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: a tiny apartment. He's agreeing to have a fourth baby.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: He's like in love with his wife.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: And I just think it's damaging. And like to go
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: and like, here's the thing. They know what they say
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: is going to be on camera. Hey, maybe I shouldn't
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: say that. If I want to refer to like, get
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: me a drink, bitch, or whatever he said, like, Like
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: just say like, oh, he just tapped her in the
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: bum and just said like, go get me a drink.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: It wasn't really nice. You shouldn't be doing that to women.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: If they're all friends, I mean, I've been groped over
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: the years in West Hollywood by women like there and
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. And I'm like, oh my God, get
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: off me.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Like whatever.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: And it's, and I don't know that person. So if
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: it's a friend, like just taps you in the ass
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: and be like, get me a drink or whatever. I
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: don't give a shit. You know what I mean?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Well, the thing is it happened a year prior and
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I think Jasmine didn't have a lot going on.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: And I do think producers go, what can we, extract
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: from your interaction as friends that we can make some
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: drama out of, you know, and it can't be that
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: you brought a rotten egg salad. Like it has to
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: be something juicier. So, I mean, I just think then
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: they were like, bring it up. So they brought it
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: up and there was an interesting element of being, you know,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: a gay female couple and how guys like sometimes straight
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: guys kind of diminish that. So I kind of appreciated that.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: But then they met and they cleared it up. And
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: you could tell that now Jasmine and her girlfriend are like,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: shut up about it. Like, we don't want to be
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: part of this drama anymore. Like, we forgave them. We're good.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: We want to be on the show. We like them.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: And it's just, yeah, it's, I don't know what will
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: happen with, I don't know where this will leave the
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: casting for next season.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: I think a few of them are.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, Michelle needs to go.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I think, I don't know. I don't know who you'd
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: keep or leave because I think- You know, Nia and
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Danny might leave for their own mental health. They live
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: in Santa Clarita. I think they want Janet and Jason
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: to leave. They will not get rid of the one
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: person that made the show go. I don't care how
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: much people hate her. She'll be back and she'll be
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: delighted to be back.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Jesse will stay.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I kind of like Michelle and the guy with the
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: eyes and Jesse.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Do you think Sheena and Lala will come back next season?
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Do you think they'll be kind of introduced?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I definitely think they're going to become regular people. And
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: maybe even like– and definitely Tom Schwartz.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: That's what I think.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Tom Schwartz.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: And Jax.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Do you think Jax will remain?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jax is definitely going to stay. Of course, yeah.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Definitely going to stay.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: If Jax is gone, Brittany needs to go.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: He needs to have his redemption season where we actually
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: see if he can change or not or he gets
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: another girlfriend that makes it interesting.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: But, yeah.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: But, you know– the show, the show.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: It's, I mean, there's lots of shit going on.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: There's lots of shit going on, but sometimes I still
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: get a, like, I'm a little bit like, all right,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: get on with it. You know, like, but I still
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: thought it was good. Um, it made me honestly not
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: want to go to Hawaii that bad.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I always think, you know what, here's what I always say.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Here's what I always say about Hawaii. I've been there
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: three times. I went to Kauai and everything, did the
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Jurassic Park thing. I'm like, no matter how many times
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I go, I always feel like I'm in Santa Monica.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I just do.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I was just kind of like, Looking at it, I'm like,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: this does not make me jealous at all. When they
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: went down to like, okay, guys, now we have some
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: food downstairs, and you see the fans to keep the
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: bugs away. And I was like, that chicken kebab looks Costco-esque.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not spending three or four grand going there
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: when I can go to Greece.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Like, it just didn't look that good. I'm a Cabo girl,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: so to me, I'd rather do a two and a
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: half hour trip. Cabo's great, yeah. I don't know. Like,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: it just didn't make me jealous for Hawaii because we
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: know how ridiculously expensive Hawaii is.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: It's Santa Monica.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I'm telling.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: You.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Anyway, and then they were, like, all sick because it was, like,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: a double-decker boat.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Like, when they were having the worst fight. I was
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: texting my friend Nicola, and she's a travel agent, you know,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, what do you think about this? She's like, well,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: it's not the best place. And I'm like, but, you know,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: she says, like, this place is good. I'm like, no.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I said, I'm not going to fucking Santa Monica.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: It's just like.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: And I know there's, like, a lot going on in Maui,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: so maybe that's why, like, you know, with the staffing and,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: of course, the tragedy of the fires and stuff. So
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's, like, causing.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Like, it to look that great.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: But then while they're having the worst fight, what's the
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: most beautiful sunset?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: That was stunning. Oh, my God. She was running off
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: the boat, and I could see, like, just, like, this
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: line of— Purple, pink, like, yeah. It was stunning.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: It was, like, this orange. I was like, wow. I'm like, wait,
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: the fight?
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Like— Yeah, yeah.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Anyway, amazing. Speaking of all the Housewives stuff, do you
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: know that I have a big show happening on BravoCon weekend?
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be going, and I'm going to be
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: going to your show.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll bring you. Maybe you can be part of
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be there.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can ask me some fun questions, have me
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: do something fun. There are some. So I would love
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: for you to be part of it. November 14th, 10 p.m., HeatherMcDonald.net,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: and get your tickets.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Do you have tickets for BravoCon yet?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Sorry, go ahead.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Do I? No, I don't, but I would most likely go.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going to probably go, maybe I'll go Friday for
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: sure so that I have like some shit to talk about.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I just want one day. Yeah, so I'll probably.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Go Friday and then maybe I would go the next
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: day or something. But I definitely, obviously I'm definitely going
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: to go a little, you know, go for it. So
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I would love to go. If not, it doesn't matter.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: The show will be hilarious and funny. And we don't
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: need to placate because no one's asking me to run
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: a panel.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one I went to in New York City.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Remember the BravoCon New York City? Me and Amy were there.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: And you invited me and I went. Remember with the
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: drag queens from Dublin, they flew in and stuff.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: So fun.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: They were so, so sweet. So did they ever tell
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: you the Jill Zarin story of that? Because Jill Zarin
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: was there.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: She was there, right?
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: And so I was getting the girls like drinks. I said,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I'll get drinks, whatever. So I pass her and I'm like,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: you know what? I'm just going to say hi, you know,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: because I said, hey, Jill, you know, it's Stuart, like
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I'm with Jeff and stuff like that, you know? And
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: she's like, oh my God, I wanted to meet you
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that. So I go get drinks and
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: then I come back and I'm not sitting with her.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Like I sat down for a second to say hi.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: So I keep going back down to the girls. She
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: goes on the show the next day with Jeff or something. Yeah,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I met him. It's like, you know, he never came back.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: He never came back with the drinks. I was like,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I wasn't getting you drinks.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: And first of all, the only thing she drinks is
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Diet Coke. So yeah, like whatever. She was so funny.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: And yeah, we're going to go to her event.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: In the Hamptons.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: In the Hamptons.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: And you asked me if I've ever gone before.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Just like literally what you're wearing now. Just like wear less.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Because it's so hot there.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: In the Hamptons right now?
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I've gone twice, right? I mean, you've gone a few times.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: So I have.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I remember the first time I went was at her
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: house when Bobby was still with us. And she had
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: the most beautiful modern house. And I think I stayed
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: with my friend Lisa. And unfortunately, Lisa's redoing her house.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: So I won't be able to stay with her this time.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: But we came with a couple other girls. And it
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: was really great. And I took a photo with all
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the housewives. She had them come from Melbourne. And they
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: were all there. And it was all of us and
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: then me. She was like, get Heather in here. And
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: that's when Ramona was like, who's Heather? She's like, I've
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: heard your name. Who's Heather?
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: And I was like, hi.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: And we're standing around the pool. And it was so fun.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: And then also that same weekend was... She took me,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I stayed with her and she took
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: me to the most magnificent house I have yet to
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: be at. It was acres. It looked like Versailles in
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the Hamptons and it was someone's birthday or something. And
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: she goes, She goes, you know, it's a big no-no
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: to bring house guests to dinner parties in the summer.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to bring your house guests. That's when
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: you get invited. It doesn't matter who's staying with you.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to go. But I told her you're
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: on TV. And so she was like, okay.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, okay.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: So that was like back when I was still on Jones.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: It was so long ago. So I go to that
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: and that was the funniest night ever. I mean, I
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: was dying, and Jill went right up to the host
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: and was like, you know, I'm a little perturbed with you.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: She's like, you are? She's like, you had a lecture.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: You didn't invite me. And the girl's like, Jill, what?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: And I literally felt like I was just watching her.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: A show.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: A show, yeah.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: And then also we went to another rich lady's house.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: And I got to get a tennis lesson from a
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: hot tennis guy. I lived... Jill is.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: She looks after you when you... So connected.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: So connected, so great. I got to go to all...
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: And it was a sit-down luncheon, like my favorite thing
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: to do. And then... Then another year, oh God, I've
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: gone a few times. And then, yeah, another year it
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: was at a hotel, at the hotel, which I think
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: it is this time. And that was just really, really fun.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: And then it was always, then there was another year
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: that I was with Patty Stanger and we like were,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: we hopped on like some rich guy's boat and there
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: were these girls that I.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Think were you know, part of him or whatever. Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Like paid ladies to be there. And I get in
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: the jacuzzi with them and I'm like asking them, what
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: is it like to be like a yacht girl? I
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: was like getting so much scoop. And then, and then
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, and then Dina, Lindsay Lohan's mom, Dina
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Lohan was with us.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: And so then they're like, let's go back to the book,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: whatever that place is.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Bibliotheque.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Bibliotheque.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Let's have dinner there. Jill has like a girl's dinner there.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: So we get back in the little boat. We get
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: in the car, Patty Singer's like driving. Patty and Jill
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: both don't drink. We get there and now we're having dinner.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: And this girl that like met Dina Lohan on the
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: boat comes up to our table and is like, how
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: could you leave Dina Lohan there? And Jill's like, what? Like,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: we didn't realize that Dina was like on the boat
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: with like the yacht people. It was like the funniest night.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: And I also saw Tom there.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, like the Tom.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Lou Anne's Tom.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: After they had just broken up and I was like
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: trying to get the scoop and he was just about
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: to spill it. And then he was like, I probably
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be telling this lady this.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, you probably shouldn't.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was so fun. So I hope that we
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: can match the energy and the fun that we've had
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: in the past.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: We will.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: I just– it's always– I just like melt when I'm there.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: It's just so hot. Now, I think she's at the
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Southampton Inn again this year. And so, which is nice
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: because you can go inside or whatever. But days are different.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: So it's like, whatever, I'll find a cute dress. And
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: the money goes to charity and she has all these
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: other vendors. So if there are still tickets, people should
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: go and get tickets.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: And have fun. Okay, now I have talked about and
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: just like that a lot. And you guys, I'd be
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: remiss if I didn't tell you some important information that
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I have cracked the code. of people thinking it's chat GPT,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: it's AI who's writing this, this doesn't make sense. The
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: biggest mistake they recently made was the character of Lisa.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Her dad died, but he died in season one, came
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: to a dinner party in season two, and then died
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: again in season three. And so I kept waiting for
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: that to come forward and say, something.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Lisa was like, I was lying in season one.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: No, and so then, wait, I have to find it,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: but Lisa did say something. She has made a statement
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: and she said, I did remember that my dad had
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: already died and that we'd filmed that scene, but I
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: just figured I would just go with what the writers
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: gave me. Well, as an actress, I think she was
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: smart enough to see that mistake, but realize that they
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: didn't realize it. But if she'd said it, then her
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: entire juicy scene of warning her dad, going to his,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: she had many scenes last episode because the dad died
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: and it was good acting and she, you know, it
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: was funny and dah, dah, dah. So it was like sad. And,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: and so I think she was like, I'm not going
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: to tell them this. And so she did it.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: That's probably why you're right.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: And same thing with this other actress who's playing Aiden's
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: wife was in like textile tech or something as her job.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: But she was cast as Miranda's boss as a lawyer
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: 20 years ago. And I don't think she wanted to
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: remind him about that either. So then I said, I
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: have got to crack the case of this. And I
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: listened to the In Just Like That podcast this morning.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, Jesus.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: You guys, I figured it out.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Who does the podcast?
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Michael Patrick King and all the writers. And they go
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: through the episodes scene by scene and why they thought
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: of it and how they came about it and how
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: they even picked the furniture, whatever. And I, listening to it,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is a bunch of the English
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: writers faculty at my all-girl high school that think that
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: they are the most brilliant, funny people, but they're actual dorks.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: And yes, I'm saying it, and no, I'll never be
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: cast in anything Michael Patrick King is going to do.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I have a good life doing my
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: own thing. That is what it is. They think they're
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: so funny. They think they're so clever. They never bring
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: up the fact that That it's garbage. That about the dad.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Because I think they probably recorded it like months ago.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Probably each time they finished an episode, it was in
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: the editing can. They probably recorded it. They're probably being
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: smart enough not to listen to people like me.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: They shouldn't.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: They're doing this for themselves. Never once in the podcast
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: do they say, we thought the audience would love this.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Never once.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: They're doing it for themselves. They think they're funny. They're like,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: and you know what? It's writing 101. And then we
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: see the, The glass cracked, and it's a metaphor for da, da, da.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: And it's literally your.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: English teacher who is a narcissist English teacher that gets
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: to perform for people that are captives. 55 minutes a day,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: and think they're so smart, they think they're Maya Angelou,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: they think they're Shakespeare, they think they're a standup comic,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: and they're, you know, and like that's who it is,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: that's who's writing the show. It's not comedians, it's not
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: all gay men, it's a mix of people that are
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: the age of the characters, This is what they think
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: is funny. They're not writing it for the 35-year-old that
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: loves Sex and the City. They're not writing it for
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: the 55-year-old that loves Sex and the City. They're writing
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: it for themselves. There's no juicy plot twist. They literally
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: are writing it like a boring book that you got
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: assigned and you had to write essays on and your
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: teacher's trying to explain the metaphor of something that was
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: written in 1942 and you're studying it in 1990 and
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: you're like, what? This is so fucking boring. And then
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: they talk about the stupid documentary that she's doing, the
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: boring documentary that Lisa's doing. And you know, this is
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: how meticulous we are. Every screen on there is an
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: actual woman that is an African-American woman that did something great.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: So while we're doing this, we are that meticulous about
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: we are keeping the background of this documentary actually in truth.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, so you care about that, but you
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: don't care that a character died already, came back to
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: life to go to dinner, and then died again. Like,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: you don't care.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Do you really think they missed it?
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I really do. I think they just were like, we
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: should have a funeral scene and then someone was like,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: it should be Lisa because I have this idea and
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: they're like, okay, great. Because they talk about how they
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: pitch stuff and then they're like, oh, and then the
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: one girl goes, I have a great backstory for this
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: other character. And they're like, you with your back. I'm like,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: everyone should have a backstory. And then they're like, and
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: then at the very end, Aiden's pants are split because
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: he wanted to go to the funeral and he didn't
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: have time to get a suit. So the big and
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: tall store were closed. So we wore these tiny outfits.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: And they're like, and this is where it's screwball comedy, people.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: And they're like, I'm like, this is not funny. And
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: then his pants split and then Carrie has to walk
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: behind him, which is from an old Groucho Marx movie.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my God. But I was like,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: that's it. It's just not funny. Of course, me, I'm like,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: the dad died two days ago and they have a
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: funeral and we all have buried people. If you're going
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: to go do cremation, it takes like two weeks.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, it does.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: It takes a longer time. This isn't a Jewish burial
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: where you like get them in three days. It actually
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: takes a long time. Yeah. It actually takes them a
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: long time. And I'm like, but whatever. Like he couldn't
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: have time to get a suit. It's just like, they're like,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: and then we see Seema and her shoes are uncomfortable.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: She wore the wrong shoes. And we see, and I'm like, they,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: so I want to say to the writers, you deserve
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: to have this fun. Do it. It's for you. If
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: we're going to continue to watch it, you are giving
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: me shit to talk about. But now that I've cracked
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: the code, I'm afraid I'm not going to have as
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: much hatred for it because I know.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Because you know who's writing it now.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Because I know who's writing it. And it's my old
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: English teacher.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to watch the next four episodes.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: So that's like.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I have given them many tips of how to make
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: it juicy. They're not out to make it juicy.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: No, they're not.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: They're out to make it this metaphoric, like, old-fashioned writing
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: English something.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Because last season it was terrible. It's the same kind
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: of tone. It's even worse, they say, people say now.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: But, like, fix it.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: They don't want to.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: They don't want to fix it. No. Because they're not,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: they're clearly not listening to any of the critics.
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: No.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: They are playing with their cats and they're, you know,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: going into an antique store. They don't care what we think.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: This show was not for us. It's for them. And
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: they're having a blast. And it also makes sense because
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: the podcast is also equally lame. I'm like, that's why
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: they were so shitty about her podcast career. because they
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: don't understand what podcasting is, and they don't understand how
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: boring that podcast was, when Shea Diaz would be like, oh, hi,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: and I'm the non-baron, and said a million words, and
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: you're the straight girl, And Carrie would be like– and
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: then because she does a new one ad, the whole
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: place shuts down. And because Seema doesn't work at her
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: real estate firm now, now she's broke. Because Che Diaz-Pilot
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: didn't take– now she lives in her abuela's basement and
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: works as a receptionist, as a vet, not even doing
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: stand-up again. Like it's so weird that once someone loses
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: a job, they're just poor.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Poor, I know.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: And they never addressed. There's so many things. Who cares?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I've talked about too much. I'm letting you guys know.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Just let these people have their fun. The show is
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: not for you. It's for them. It's for Michael Patrick
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: King and his friends.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: But we'll keep watching, of course.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: But we'll keep watching.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: This is juicy.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston is sparking dating rumors with hypnotist Jim Curtis.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: They went to Mallorca. She was seen introducing him to
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Jason Bateman and his wife, who are old friends of hers.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: He's cute. So cute.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: People did a deep dive. She liked a bunch of
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: his posts all the way back until May. Liked his book.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: He's a hypnotist slash coach. Grifter. Grifter.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: He's a graft. Do you think so? I don't know. Hypnotist.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: He's pretty like.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Who cares?
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he does those lovely quotes and stuff like
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: that on Instagram.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: It can't hurt. It can't hurt.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: He's so cute, though.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: It can't hurt. I'm fine.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's super calming and stuff.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: She liked a quote that said something like, or he
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: did a video that's like, let me give you some affirmations. Like,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: you deserve to be loved. How you were treated in
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: the past won't treat, won't affect the next person who
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: treats you. So for someone like Jennifer Aniston, whose husband,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: you know, Brad Pitt cheated on her in front of
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: her face with Angelina Jolie.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Was in front of her face?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Pretty much. She went up to Angelina Jolie and was like,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited. He's so excited about doing Mr. And Mrs.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Smith with you and dah, dah, dah, dah. And I
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: know from a very good source that Angelina Jolie would
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: like literally call the house. and asked to talk to him,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: and she still was like, she did not think anything
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: was going on. She had to let him think he
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: was an interior designer, an architect. She had to let
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: him think that he was a jewelry designer who designed
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: the ugliest ring for her. She played along all the time.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Then she gets Justin Theroux, and now both those guys
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: are with 30-year-olds, and she's hot and great, so let
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: here have a life coach slash hypnotist. He's age appropriate.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: He's cute.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Who cares? She's not looking to have a child.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Thank God.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: We're not going to do that story again. I don't
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: think she's looking to get married. I don't think she's looking. Um,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: like I have a friend who's dating someone who's significantly
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: younger and her friend and so, you know, and she said,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you know, someone said to me, Oh, but you know, what's,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: he's going to leave you. And, and you know, when
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: you get older and she goes, so what? She's like,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: so what? I've had my kids. I have my own money.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: There's no way he can take my money. We're smart
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: about the money. He's fucking hot. He's a delight. He's smart.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I'm having fun.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if it doesn't last forever, who the fuck cares?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Would I rather have some old crusty person my age?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Who cares? So I'm like, who cares? Just go for
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: it and have fun. When you get to a certain age,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: as a woman, it is nice. It's one of the
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: nicest thing God did for us is that we cannot
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: get knocked up after 50.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: We cannot, but a guy can, a guy can get
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: a young girl.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she can say, I don't want kids and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: this and that. And, oh, I just love, you know,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: I love being a 30 year old with 25 year
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: old stepkids. I love it. And then she gets to
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: be 32 and she's like, if you don't let me
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: have one kid, I'm leaving.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: So he goes, fine.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, I'll take care of the kid myself.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: And sure enough, He has sunstroke in Orlando, walking around
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: with a knee brace, pushing that kid, while his 55-year-old
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: divorcee wife is in Mallorca having a blast.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: And the wife is like, that's your karma.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do... None of my friends are like,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: you know what I wish? I wish I could get
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: pregnant again.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: No, we don't.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: No way. So I say, good for her. And as
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston, I would say, you know what? I am great.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: I am good.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: He is fun. He takes a little watch and goes
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: like this in front of my face, and I fall
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: asleep like a baby. And we write. He tells me
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: an inspirational quote. He gives me inspirational quotes and gives
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: me a nice hot cup of coffee and a dry margarita.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: And we are good. We are great. We are with Jason.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: I call him J.J. Bateman. No, I don't know what
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: he calls him.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: J.J.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Bateman.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: They're old friends. So good for her. Okay. The Bezos Wedding.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I came across such an interesting thing. This is just
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: that her sister was sharing intimate scenes. Yeah, if you're
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: the sister of Lauren Sanchez, you better.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: That's her sister?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Behind her. Doesn't look anything like her.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Looks like a daughter.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: You know, maybe that is her daughter. I don't know,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: but the.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: Lauren Sanchez's sister gave a glimpse inside the jargon.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes they do that where they don't match the...
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: But anyway, it could be half-sister. It could be whatever.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: Who knows?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: But I did... I don't know if you caught this, but...
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Because I don't have the photo in front of me.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: But maybe we can throw it up in post. But
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: people are freaking out that in the photo that was
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: used for Vogue where she's in her traditional dress and
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: hunched over. She does have the most banging body for
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: a dress. Big boot, tiny waist, nice ass. And, you know,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: and leaning over and he's holding his hand and they're,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: you know, mid-laugh like we tried to do.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, yes.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: When we were at our party, it was you, me.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Zach, Brandy, Julie.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Megan. Megan. Megan Weaver. And we were like, we have
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: to do this thing where you kind of do like
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: a pony hop.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: It's like a viral thing people are doing.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you all do a pony hop together and
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: someone films it or even does stills, you will get
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: that natural effect.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: I'll send you the photograph. You can put it up.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: So you can see the result of it.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: No, I'm all blurry.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: You're blurry.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Like you can kind of see half a Megan. It's like,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: it's terrible.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: We did it nine times.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: I know. Anyway, it was okay. So it was funny. Um, anyway,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: the carpet after there there's carpet.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Outdoor wedding. That is a gray industrial carpet that you
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: would have had at a Xerox company. From 1985.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: It's like FedEx Kinko. It's like that kind of gray.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Industrial gray, ugly carpet. And there's people that are like,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: is this a conspiracy theory? Did this wedding even happen?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Why this ugly carpet? What's going on?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe the carpet thing was a last-minute thought because they
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: were like, oh, shit, this is old, gravelly ground. And, like,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: people are going to trip and fall. And no one
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: thought about how ugly it was. The carpet thing is
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: very strange. The other part is there were videos and
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: photos of her getting ready in the traditional gown that
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: she put out there that didn't match the actual gown. Like,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: the buttons... went all the way up to the top
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: or they did, I don't know. It's kind of a region.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Even if it was a different dress or they photoshopped shit.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, people didn't think that Britney's wedding happened.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: That was so funny, that whole conspiracy thing. It was like,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: was she even in the room kind of like, but
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: they're all like singing like, Papa don't preach or whatever
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: it is with Madonna and stuff.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I just remember people were so fascinated because she'd always
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: wear this like choker.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: And I remember there was like an old childhood like,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: scary book that my sister and I are about where
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: this woman always wanted to wear the choker and the
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: husband was like, why don't you take off the choker?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Why don't you take off the choker?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: And so then one day he's like, I'm taking off
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: that choker while she was sleeping and he took it
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: off and her head rolled. So I was like, what
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: are you saying? This is like a robot and they
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: thought it.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Was some- So it's a thin line that they can
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: just put the head on?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: They thought it was that. They thought none of these
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: people really went. And no, I mean, I had Sam.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: It was the most bizarre thing. But did you ask?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: But she came right to Sam, right?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I know from Sam and I also know from somebody
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: else whose kid knows one of the kids. And it
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: absolutely did happen.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Of course, yeah.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: The wedding absolutely did happen.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: It just was a bit bizarre.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: But it was when you, like, slow-mo and all that
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: kind of stuff.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, because the arm was kind of, like, fuzzy.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember that. And also in these photos that were, like,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: used for, like, Vogue and stuff with the weird industrial carpet, there's, like,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: a chair, a bottom of a chair leg missing and
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: things like that, which I'm like, that just could, listen,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: people and jobs are lazy. And sometimes people just make mistakes.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Sometimes things aren't as planned out as you think.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: It's so crazy.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: They would hire the best Photoshop people to do this
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: and they would miss shit like that. Or that's why.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: They're saying they think it's something more.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: But whatever.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: But all the people went there. We saw all the
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: celebrities there. Like it obviously happened.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: And some people are like.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Getting on boats and shit.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Some people are like, why are you defending that? I'm like,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not defending them.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: I'm saying if I got invited, I'd fucking go.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: And so would you. So would you, Rosie O'Donnell. So
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: would you, Katie Couric. So would you, Olivia Munn. You'd
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: all would have fucking gone.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: To be in a room with all those people just
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: to like see it and experience it.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Just for the Patreon.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Then I'd start a Patreon.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What do you think is going on with Kelly Clarkson?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Okay. Something's going on because her excuse just doesn't, it
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: doesn't like that girl can sing.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: She's well able to sing. She can do anything.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: She does it daily on her talk show. She sings
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: a new track and she has to prep for it.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: It was really strange. So she was supposed to start
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: her residency like last week or two weeks ago, like
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: two o'clock the day of the show.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: She pulled an Adele.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: And said, well, now Adele, when Adele did it, she
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: just said, the show's just not ready.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: And I'm a perfectionist. It's not ready.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: I kind of believed it too. And then with her,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: she just said, my voice is not there. Now I
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: kind of, listen, the stakes are so high. And if
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: she really was like not at her best, you don't
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: want to debut it. And she probably thought, you know what?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: All the people that got off work and did all that,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: that were mad at Adele, they forgave her and she
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: went and had a great residency. So you know what
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I am going to do right by me? And I'm
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: just going to postpone it a week. Now, do you
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: think she is getting rid of her talk show when
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: it expires in 2026?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: No, because people like it. Unless she doesn't want to
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: No, I know.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: No, it would not. It would be she has to
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: get rid of it.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: It's so popular. It depends what she prefers doing. Was
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: there rumors that she kind of was like stressed out
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: doing it?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: I think that she feels like she can't be the
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: mom she wants to be, even though they'll accommodate her
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: in every way. You're still not. You still have to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: be there every day and you still And so that's
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: the only thing I was thinking, like, either it moves
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: to Nashville or something. Or if she really likes the
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Vegas thing, maybe she will do what Celine Dion did.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: When Celine Dion was in Vegas for so long, though,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: she was, like, able to, like, totally be a hands-on mom.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: It just takes me back. When you say her name,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: it just takes me back to Chelsea. And it was, like,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: one of the first times I saw Heather on Chelsea
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: years and years ago. And you would do Celine Dion,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: and it was the funniest thing. It was my favorite
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: character you would do.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I haven't done her in so long, so I'm not
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: even going to try. But anyway, she got the big mansion.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: She had the three boys, the twins and the older one,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: and they were able to have their Vegas life. So
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I think she's testing this out. And if
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: it goes great and she loves it, maybe she will
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: just do that and raise them in Vegas. Yes. And
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: be able to like.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Be around in the day. Do you think she can
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: go as long as Celine?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, she sings.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: She could do five years easily.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she sings every, because you think every song
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: and then she's entertaining in between. I think so. Because
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: she does other people's songs.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Or she does little stints and then they work the
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: show around. I think moving the show to Nashville would
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: be great.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: She could bring surprise guests that would come.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Because you can do a talk show. Like I've heard
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: they do a talk show sometimes, like depends on the talent.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: but they can, you know, you shoot a week's worth
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: of show in like three days and then you're off
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: for like five.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: No, but this is every day. So it has to be,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: even if she didn't, there could be one day that
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: you do, when I would do like Wendy, there'd be
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: one day and Chelsea, we would do Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: would be two shows. So the second show would be Thursday.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: And Friday would be a repeat. Her shows are five
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: days a week, so they have to come up with five.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: And double date, I mean, even though she's not, it
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: is exhausting. And it is taking away from her kid.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: So that's what I think is going on. Also, I
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: just think she loves being skinny. Sorry to say it.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: She's skinny now.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: She's skinny. And so she has a whole new perspective
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: on life. And she just might be like, I want
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: to have some fucking fun with my new bod.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: And she's single, right, now?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: She's single.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe Vegas is.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: The place for her.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or she just lost a zest for life because
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: she's taking those shots. And she's not excited to go
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: to restaurants.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: She's not excited to do anything.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: That happens too.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: She's going to have to come off that sooner or later.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Then you blow it back up.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: We'll see. I thought this was so interesting.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Like, I saw it a few weeks ago.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: And I just was like, I don't believe any of this.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is real.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: What, the Kind Science?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Is it a real company?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Ellen and Portia are doing a skincare company, according to this,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: called Kind Science. But because there's so much fake news,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know if someone just put this together.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: No. I saw the commercial. Oh, you literally saw the commercial?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: I literally saw the commercial.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: So it's their company for skincare? Correct. Correct.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be a bitch.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: I think it came out like three or four years ago.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: It's not just recent. But she's in London now. They're
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: running the commercial.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: She's in London. I know.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: And everyone hates her, so we're not buying it.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: And also, it's called kind science. Because remember, that's what
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: she was saying.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: Be kind.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Be kind.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Be kind.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Have you watched the commercial?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: What is it? It's beyond cringe. Tell.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Tell.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: She's like this, you know, and we're like that. Yeah,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: we're kind and stuff like that. And I'm like, I
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: don't believe a fucking thing you say. You know what
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: I mean? Like that.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Like, I was just like.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Just after everything that happened with her, it's so disappointing.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Also, I don't think she's someone, like, J-Lo has good skin, okay?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: J-Lo has good skin. So when she has a skincare line,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: you're kind of like, okay, I want to get that
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: J-Lo glow. I don't think we associate Ellen with glowy,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: glowy skin.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Sorry, two lesbians selling skincare.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Well, Portia has, Portia's really pretty. But I'm saying Ellen,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: it's like, it should have just been Portia's thing.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: And then maybe like Porsche's in the house and like
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: Ellen's in the background making coffee.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's also like, why do you need
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: this product? Like she had so many side gigs. She
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: had interior design.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: American Express was a huge one.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: And she was, when she had her show, she was
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: always trying, there was stories of where she'd find talent
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: and try to get them going, and then when it
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: didn't go, the kid was bitter, and I was like, okay,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: I'm a little on your side. That's okay. If he
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: didn't pop, he didn't pop.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: That's not your fault. That's not her fault. She thought you.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Were going to be the next Justin Bieber, and you weren't.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: But I just thought this was kind of funny.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know what she's doing.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, speaking of Justin Bieber.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: What's going on with him now?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: He was posting over the weekend of just him smoking
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: joints with a bunch of losers. And then somebody wrote
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: under there, imagine being in your 30s thinking it's cool
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: to post pictures of you smoking a blunt. But then
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: he did post a photo of him kind of with
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: his kid, changing the kid or whatever, not showing its parts,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: but just, I don't know, rolling him around. And then
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: hugging Hailey Bieber or whatever. I don't know what is
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: going on with him, but he'll do a weird photo
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: of just his nostrils.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know what... I feel bad for him. I just,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about that. And the whole.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Like, why are you just like, look at that. This
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: is just like every loser. And this is what you post. Like,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: it's fine if you're doing it. But why are you thinking?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: That's cool with the table. It's not even like a clean,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: like if you're in like a nice kitchen, like with
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: a thing or like, you know, like Luann smokes a cigarette,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: like walking down the street sometimes. Like if like that
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: would be fine. Like if he was on the side
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: of the street, just having a little like puff. Like,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: I'm OK. Like this is like dirty.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I know there were eight of them, too. It was
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: a slideshow and none of them were different than the other. Like, honestly,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: like you're putting this like and you can't like when
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: people do slideshows of them in the same outfit. It's like, OK,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: like Gretchen Rossi just can't decide which is a cuter photo.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: but they're like barely different.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: I did that once in Sicily, like outside the Four
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: Seasons Hotel because I had to because there were three
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: good shots.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm in the same offer.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Outside, bar, outside.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: It's literally like killing your own children. You're like, I'm
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: so gorgeous in all three of these photos. I can't decide.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: And I just needed the world to see one where
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: I'm slightly turned to the left, one where I'm slightly
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: turned to the right, one where I'm like, It's fine.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: You have the right to do that.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: But this was eight photos of just blood smoking with
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: guys that we don't know who they are. And I
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: don't know. People are like, when did he turn into
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Britney Spears? I don't know. But it makes me sad
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: because he, Britney Spears, and Amanda Bynes, all child stars.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: It's really sad.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: All had to work so young. Couldn't say no to anything.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: And supporting families and everything else. And he's not bringing
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: out new music. And he's so talented.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: And I don't know what's going on with him.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: He was, like, clean for a long time. And he
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: used to go to that church, that mosaic church there
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: on Hollywood and La Brea there. And, like, I remember
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: my friend used to go. He's like, Justin goes every week.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, really?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: And, like, that's crazy.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: So, like, he went through this whole, like, spiritual thing.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: And I guess he just fell off it.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does not talk about church anymore. No.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: He was super into it.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: It was that church, but then there was also the
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Hillsong Church.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: There was one in, I think it was in the
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Montage in Beverly Hills that my friend Matthew took me
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: one day. I was like, where is it? He's like, oh,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: it's in the Montage downstairs in the room.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, it's kind of fancy. Yeah. He's like, oh,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: the celebrities go. And I'm like, okay.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: I was always like, could, when I was trying to
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: make it, I was always thinking like, what could help me?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: I was thinking.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Scientology.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Scientology, AA meetings. Like I remember someone's like, the AA
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: meeting to go to is the one on Robertson.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: All the agents are there.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: The cabin.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: All the agents are there. And I was like, what
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: if I went? and just did a comedy routine there,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: then they would see me.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: You go up and you're like, hi, I'm Heather McDonald.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I'm an alcoholic, and then I do a whole bit
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: about my fucked up family or whatever. That would be
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: so fucking funny. And just try to get anyone to
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: see me.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: That would be a really funny thing in a comedy show,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: in a Curb Your Enthusiasm kind of thing.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: That would be so fucking funny.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I remember that I thought maybe Luann was doing that.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Remember when Luann was going to AA meetings and she
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: took Sonya to it? And they were in Miami. And
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: then Sonya was like, I mean, it was really sad. Like,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see these people on my vacation.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: They were like, they smell.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: And everyone was just smoking cigarettes. Why did she bring
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: me there? And I'm like, she brought you there because
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: she's practicing her comedy routine in between her bits of
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: her cabaret show.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Did I tell you? She was like, she's like, oh, darling,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: so go stew.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Like, whatever. You know what I mean?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I was like, have you seen the show before? I'm like, Luann,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: this is my fifth time coming. She's like, you're so
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: good to support me.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: I can buy myself flowers. Oh my God. I went
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: and did karaoke recently and I was like, I have
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: so much more respect for Luann and Tom Sandoval because
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: I did one song of Miley Cyrus and I was
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: like exhausted. It went on way too fucking long. Speaking
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: of which, okay, I don't know if you saw this.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: I came across it last night. Alex Cooper, you know,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: biggest podcast, Call Her Daddy. She got asked to sing
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Take Me Out to the Ball Game at a Chicago
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Cubs game.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, cute.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: And, you know, so it's not the national anthem. They
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: have famous people do it. They play it during the
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: seventh inning stretch. Celebrities have done it. So they asked
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: her to do it. So they're like, and now from
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Call Her Daddy, you know, Alex, Cooper. And so they
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: have her like up in the rafters doing it. And
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: she's got two friends with sunglasses like being her sidekicks
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: or whatever. And she did this like weird voice of like,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: take me out to the ballgame. Anyway, immediately people start booing.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. I.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: want to say I really felt for her because she's
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: not a stand-up. It did not... It wasn't being well-received.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: But now you're stuck in this song. You've got to
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: fucking finish it. Runtime Roseanne Barr got asked to do
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: the national anthem, and been, she was bombing. So, you know,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: bombing cause she's not a singer and she always had
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: that voice. And so then to finish up the joke,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: she grabbed her balls and spit like a baseball player
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: would do to spit out, you know, and then people
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: were like all over, you know, national choir, like she's
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: so disrespectful. She's, she's an awful person, you know? And
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, she was a comic. She was
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: a comedian doing a song that now you can't just
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: like stop the song. You can't just go, okay guys,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: that sucks. Like it's a weird moment. And Alex was
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: in front of the crowd. She was like in the
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: back and she could tell like it wasn't going well,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: but she was kind of like laughing, trying to get
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: through it. And then someone brought up the fact that
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Theo Vaughn did the exact same thing, did the same
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: weird voice and everyone loved it. And I'm like, it
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: is such a woman thing. Like, it is such a woman...
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: It's like, she bombed. It happened.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: They asked her to do it.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Just because it's hard to be a woman, it's like, yeah,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: that bit didn't work. Like, all I know is the
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: only thing I've ever been asked to do is, like,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: throw a pitch or whatever. And I'm horrible at pitching.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: So I knew it wouldn't go far.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: And then that would be the end of it. But
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: when I've had people... I made the mistake of someone saying,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: would you like to like sing at my wedding or whatever?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: But you do it though. Like you've done it with us.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: I've seen you at parties. You're fun when you do it,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: like with a piano and stuff.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: I did it when it's fun and it's, and people
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: are expecting it.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Like we're people weren't expecting Alex Cooper to sing. So
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: even when people ask me to like, Hey, would you,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: you know, do this charity event and you stand up, whatever.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: And I'll say, I've done it enough to know I
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: can MC the event. I can say one liners. I
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: can be funny. I can move it. But the people
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: coming to your event are not expecting to see 25
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: minutes of a standup that they might not be familiar with.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not Jerry Seinfeld.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: So like let, before you get all excited and think
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: this is going to be the event of the year,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: it's not like they're going to be like, what the
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: fuck was that? You know, like, so it's like, no,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: you hate. So anyway.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: Like keep it tight.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Or whatever Alex Cooper I feel for you of course
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: you got asked to do it you're not a singer
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: you thought it would be kind of funny maybe you
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: saw the Theo Vantha thing and saw how well it
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: was received.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: That's what probably I would do but welcome.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: To being a female comic which you're not you're great
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: at what you do you're obviously built a huge empire
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: and you're not even 30 yet it's great but of
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: course people are going to be so excited that something
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: she did failed because she's so young and successful that
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: you know And yeah, so I, now I'm, I know
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: now when people ask me, would you do that? I
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: know what, what I can pull off, what could be
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  Speaker 1: well received, how to get out of it when, when
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: you're bombing and you cannot get out of a bombing song.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: And I've been lobbying for all karaoke songs to be
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: cut down to two minutes. Yeah. No, no care. No,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: we do not need the instrument and you want to
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: end it. Your friends want it to end. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Even if you're like, even if it's really good, like
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: you still like don't want to listen for four and
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: a half minutes or four, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: And it's always kind of sad when you see the
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: person that's like, you go to the karaoke place and
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: like they go every Wednesday.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They are good.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: And you're like, what was this person's life like to
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: know that they are just, like, running the roost at this, like,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: karaoke place?
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  Speaker 2: I used to live up in Napa Valley when I
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: first moved to America. And there was a bar called Anna's.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: And they had karaoke every, like, Thursday night. And the
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: same woman. I actually kind of liked her because we
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: all laughed at her. We all, like, laughed at her because, like,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: she'd be like, tell me something good. And she'd be like, wah! Like,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: she'd do this, like, crazy scream.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: And it was every week.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: And just like she, and just like that. She's doing
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: it for herself.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: She deserves to do it.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: She's not hurting anybody. She's good. It's not for you.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: It's for her.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Just like the writers of a just like that.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: It's for them.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: It is not for us. Just because you're watching it
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: and they're going to, they are not. Yeah. I'm entertaining you,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: but I also do enjoy what I do, but this
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: is for you. Okay.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: Stu, I'm going to wrap it up.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad that you're here. You're so funny. I
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: do want you to teach me how to make some food.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: I want you to come out to my new house.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: We're going to put it on the calendar before you leave.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: And we're going to spend some time in the Hamptons together.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: And you have a great podcast as well. So tell
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: them where they can find it.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: You can find me on Instagram, TikTok, all that kind
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: of stuff at Chef Stew or Chef Stewart O'Keefe. I
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: do recipes like two or three times a week. I
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: do my podcast one or two times a week. It's
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: just fun shit. I'm shooting the shit like funny stories.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: I'll touch on a bit of Bravo, kind of whatever's
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: happening in my life. That's pretty much it.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: And so and that's great. So that's it, you guys.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: Now, are you single?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Because I am single.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: I have a large gay audience.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: You are single. And can you are you looking for
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: a particular type? if like people someone kind someone kind
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Meghan Markle say.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: Is he kind here's the thing I like like like
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: they don't have to be a 10 right I need
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: like a 6 great personality that brings them up to
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: like an 8 right and like I need the sarcasm
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: don't mind a tiny bit of drama just like and
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: that's it like fun likes to travel.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Okay yeah funny and where will you find this woman.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Laughing Oh, my God.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, remember, you guys go to HeatherMcDowell.net. That's where
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: you're going to get the tickets for the Bravo show.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not the Bravo show. It's my show.
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  Speaker 2: See you in November.
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