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Ep. 121 - Hovs Afro, Hurt Feelings, & Holding Cells · Afternoon Tea Podcast

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: What up, what up, what up, gang?
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome to another episode of Afternoon Tea with Killer B.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: Ooh Lord, my new studio audience about to get fired, gang.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_00: I finna get fired.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, what's up, y'all?
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome back to another episode of Afternoon Tea with your girl, Killer Bim B, where we sip, spill, and be messy.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: But first, what you sipping on?
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: Now let me tell y'all something.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: I know y'all getting tired of me.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all keep sending me recommendations.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: And somebody clocked my tea in the comments last week and said, you ain't even been drinking no tea in weeks.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't been home.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all been seeing me outside on the road trying to work, y'all.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: So I am drinking water.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: I'm drinking perfect hydration water.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's not tea.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: And trust me, I'm even more upset about that than y'all.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: Because y'all know I love my damn tea.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm sorry, but I'm drinking water today.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: But if y'all are drinking tea while y'all watch this, if y'all are drinking y'all T A C drinks, all the shit y'all be drinking, put it in the comments.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_00: I promise y'all, Sharon has a long list somewhere of all the teas we're gonna get back to when we get back settled into our when we get back settled.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_00: Shit.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_00: Now, where to follow the show?
• 1:19
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• 1:24
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• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: Please like, comment, share, and subscribe.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: Now let's have a little tea party.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: The studio audience on his phone.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh clap loud, Sharon.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody around here works.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: All right, bye.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: Anyways, let's get into some tea, child.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: No shade all tea.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm seeing I'm too messy.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: I'm ready to get into the tea.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: Let's catch up with Kill Over right quick.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: Now, afternoon tea, Chattown.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: Tickets have dropped.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_00: Links have dropped.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_00: Tickets have been purchased.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: We're about halfway full.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: We're in halfway capacity.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to hear nobody saying why y'all ain't tell me, why y'all ain't say this.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: The tickets have dropped.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: They are at afternoon tea with KB.com.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: Go get your tickets.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: Go reserve.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: I can't hold no spots.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's giving first come, first serve basis.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Okay?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: Now, I seen a few of y'all reserve the dinner because it says free.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: I hope you read the frying print.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: It only says free because you will be paying your own check when you get there, like you do when you go to a restaurant.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: I hope you don't think that Killer Baby got enough money to provide dinner for everybody.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: So until you pay for an activity, pre-pay for one of the activities, you are not in that headcount.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: You are not in that number when the Saints come marching in.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: So go on and purchase.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: I said Louisiana purchase a ticket.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: Purchase.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: Purchase a ticket.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: Don't reserve the free dinner.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: I won't be counting you in the headcount.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody from the team should be reaching out to you if you did that.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay?
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: Let's just I'm gonna go over what's gonna be going on in case you're lazy and don't want to go to the website.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_00: First night, we're doing a welcome dinner.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: Come on in to Chicago, get it, get to your hotel a little bit early.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: Dinner's about 8:39 o'clock.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: So if you're flying in, fly in early in the day.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: Okay?
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: Go on and take that little PTO, baby.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's half you eight months in the year.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: You ain't going to Wales.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: Go on take the little PTO so you can fly in early and you can be there for all the festivities.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: We will have a welcome dinner on that Friday.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: On Saturday, it's yacht day.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: We're going on the yacht.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's a swimming yacht.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's not a swimming yacht.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: It's a swaggy yacht.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_00: So you do not need to get you a new bikini.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: Please don't go to the boat and swim well.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna look a little silly because it's a midnight.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, what's it called?
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_00: Not midnight.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_00: What I'm trying to say, Shannon.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, it's a uh sunset.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_00: Sunset cruise.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there you go.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: A sunset cruise.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_00: Don't come, don't come in there with your swimsuit on.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_00: And then on Sunday, we will go to tea.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_00: And then Monday, oh, we'll go to tea, do some day party, and Monday you're gonna take your ass home.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_00: So it's gonna be a good old time.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: AfternoonTweKB.com.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: Nacho, I know y'all done seen me outside on the poor minds tour.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: The tour has begun.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_00: At this point, we have been to New York City, we have been to Charlotte, North Carolina, we have been to Dallas and Houston.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: And I say we like I'm officially a part of it.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_00: But y'all see me.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_00: I was down.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_00: Whether I'm officially a part of it or unofficially a part of it, I was there, goddamn.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_00: So, poor minds tour has begun.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell y'all something.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: If y'all haven't got y'all tickets, if y'all are sitting on the fence, most of the cities are sold out.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_00: So most of y'all just, if you ain't got the ticket, you just gonna miss out at this point.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: But if you have not gotten your ticket, I really don't know what to tell you at this point.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_00: The tour has been so far amazing.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_00: The energy has been high.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_00: The girls look amazing.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_00: The poor crew is on fire.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, this has just really been a good time.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's really gonna be a fun time in the summer for the girls, gays, and days.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_00: So if you ain't got your tickets and they got a few left in your city, I would advise you to.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_00: New York was crazy.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, the New York night, I feel like it was just a tad bit tainted because it was raining outside.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: So people came in, they was a little, they wasn't trying to be on my poor crew care.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, bitch, look here.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_00: I just came through all this rain to get in here.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_00: I don't have time.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_00: But it was still an amazing time.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_00: Once everybody got settled, dried off, their energy turned around quickly.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_00: And it was a good, funky old time.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_00: Then the next day we went to Charlotte.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_00: Charlotte was amazing, baby.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all freaking, Charlotte.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_00: When on that segment with the bed, I auntie had to go sit in the back.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_00: I was a little scared.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like all that.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all know I don't like all that freakiness now.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_00: But it was a good time overall.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_00: So if you see me outside with the poor crew, with the poor cam, please come to the cam.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_00: Talk to us, talk to Drea and Lex.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_00: They will see um your videos.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_00: They are very much involved in the process of picking those videos to put in the final poor crew recap.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_00: So come and find me.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: Let's chit-chat and let's have a little tea party.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: Now, now let's get into the gossip, child, because I'm ready and I'm ready.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_00: I got to get out of here and go get me some chicken.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all know how I do.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_00: No shade all tea.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: Lisa Ray ex-husband goes to prison.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_00: Now, which ex-husband is this, Sharon?
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_00: Is this the one uh which how many husbands is this?
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_00: Is this her only ex-husband or what's C?
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, Sharon sleeps.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_01: This is her only ex-husband.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: She's only been married once.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_00: Why did I think she was like uh Elizabeth Taylor?
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_00: I made that up.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, cool.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_00: Um, anyway, he's the former Turks and Keiko.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_00: Huh?
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_00: She should be.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, she's the former Turks and Keiko's, I mean, he's the former Turks and Keiko's Island uh Prime Premier.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_00: Is that like prime minister?
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_00: Anyways, Michael Mesick was sentenced to prison for four years and 26 days after being convicted of bribery and money laundering in a major corruption case.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_00: Prosecutors allege that he abused his public office for pub personal gain involving developers.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_00: Now, he was the prime minister 20 years ago, right?
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_00: They just caught up with him at this moment.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a little auntie, a little confused.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_00: But how long do you be the prime minister if they got 20 years worth of a case?
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_00: Having 20 years of evidence on somebody on a small ass island like that is very intentional.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_00: I I I'm confused on how I'm confused on how how that happened.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_00: But he was formally sentenced on May 29, 2026, and is expected to appeal the conviction.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_00: Baby, let me tell you something.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_00: If them people have been watching you for 20 years, save your tax dollars, say not your tax dollars, save your your your your money and go on and do your little time.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_00: Um that's cold right there.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: Four years and 26 days.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_00: He already like 60 something.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_00: So being in jail at 60 something is just, I just feel like crime is is a you well, not really, because the people that run this country do a lot of crime, but I'm not gonna go there today.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_00: But if you ain't one of them kind of people, crime is reserved for young people.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's a young person's sport.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: After a while, you need to head down to the golf course, to the retirement home, to the 55 and up, Tom join the cruises, and you need to relax.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_00: You ain't got no business stealing at 60-something and getting sentenced to four years in prison.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_00: Having to watch your asshole in prison at 60-something is just not what I got on my bingo card.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_00: I will be in front of the French Riviera having a sangria or something, and not uh being sentenced to prison.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_00: But hey, alright.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_00: I know Lisa Ray getting the last laugh.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_00: Didn't that man wasn't that man uh fucking Dwayne Martin or something?
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_00: Wasn't that the tea on the street?
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_00: Did I make that up?
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, him and Dwayne Martin was supposed to be the same holes and Dwayne Martin was bringing him holes.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_00: Were they fucking each other is what I asked.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_00: Were they fucking each other?
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_00: Are we fact checking they were fucking each other?
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_00: Oh happy pride.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_00: You just made that up.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I'm moving on.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'm moving on.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_00: Jay-Z combed his locks out and started busting shots.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_00: That's what the car said, not me.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_00: Jay-Z performed at the Roots.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_00: No, hold on, let me stop right here.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_00: I am aggravated and I'm annoyed.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_00: I had tickets to the Roots picnic, right?
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: The first day the tickets drop, me with my Billy badass.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_00: I go buy the gold VIP tickets and this and this and that and the third.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I bought my tickets.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_00: You couldn't tell me shit.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_00: I upload them.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_00: I got VIP tickets.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_00: I don't just got tickets.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_00: I got VIP tickets.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_00: I upload my tickets online, put a cool little lyric, put the song on my story, all that.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_00: Three days later, this motherfucker here dropped three shows at the Yankee Stadium.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_00: This this is what I be talking about, bro.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not a billionaire.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not, I'm not in the rock.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_00: I don't have, I can only go to one or the other.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_00: Motherfucker dropped three nights at Yankee Stadium on my head after I bought a Roost picnic ticket.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_00: I had to sell my ticket because I can only afford one or the other.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_00: Now I can't do, I gotta work.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm outside working with the poor crew.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm at hot well, afternoon tea.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm I'm I'm working now.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_00: I don't have time.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_00: I can't afford Yankee Stadium and the Roots Picnic.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_00: So I sold my fucking ticket.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, ma'am.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_00: What you gotta say?
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think he's gonna do any more songs other than the two albums that this tour is for?
• 12:02
  unknown: Two albums that this tour is for.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_00: I think there are gonna be a lot of guests, a lot of surprises, and I think he's gonna have to because the night that I'm going, it's only 10 songs.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_00: I know goddamn well I'm not putting my good girdle on and flying into New York for 10 songs.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_00: I know goddamn well that's not what you feel to tell me.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_00: Beyonce and Blue, grease up.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: It's time they're gonna have to perform that night.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_00: Bring Tina ass out here.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_00: What's the other one who was sitting up there yelling at everybody on the stage?
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_00: Rumi.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, ma'am.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_00: Bring bring them out here.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_00: We need them.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_01: What guests do you want to see?
• 12:42
  unknown: What guests do you want to see?
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_00: All of I just told you.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_00: Beyonce, Blue, Tina, Rumi, Matthew, Julius, bitch.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_00: I don't I pay a thousand dollars.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_00: I somebody, three and four.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: Come on out.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: I need every the whole family.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: Gloria, what's his mama's name?
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_00: Miss Gloria, come on out here, do your poems.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_00: She be writing poems.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_00: I need to see all of them.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody needs to be at Yankee Stadio come July 10th, whatever the hell it is.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_00: Bring his dance and you all in the videos.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_00: Put your teeth in before you get there.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: But come on out.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_00: Uh we need to see y'all at Yankee Stadio.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_00: What's the people's name?
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, that was there this weekend.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_00: Uh Benny Siegel, all of them.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_00: I need Memphis Week.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_00: State property.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_00: Bring them out.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_00: Bring them out.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_00: Bring them out.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_00: It's hard to yell with them with my footy your ass.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_00: Bring them out.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_00: Because$1,000, I didn't see everybody.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_00: Never paid a thousand dollars to stand outside.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_00: Shit.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_00: But I was mad as hell when I logged in.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_00: It's all Ruth's picnic.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: I had.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_00: What you say?
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_00: It's like all the Roosevelt was outside.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_00: And the Yankee Stadium outside.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_00: Ain't got no roof.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_00: Everywhere.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_00: This is out.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_00: This man is extorting me to watch we perform outside.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_00: So and you know what I feel like he's gonna do?
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: He's gonna drop some mo tickets on niggas here, either on the West Coast or in Paris or something.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_00: Watch what I tell you, and you're gonna piss me off again.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_00: But it's coming.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_00: So y'all, he's definitely up to something.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_00: He's not just talking to us for no reason.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, ma'am.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta keep raising your hand.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_00: Just talk.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_01: In Paris for sure.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_01: I do because you keep you not hearing me as a lag.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_01: But yes, in Paris for sure.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_01: I heard that he's gonna drop some more tickets for Paris.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_00: Who you heard that from?
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_00: Who you heard it from?
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: From me.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_00: From me.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_00: From Tata.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_00: I want to sip my tie.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_00: I almost want to meet Tata more than I want to meet Jay-Z.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_00: I am putting this in the universe.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_00: I want to sip my ties with Ty Tai.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_00: And when I sipped that first sip of my tie with Tata, I hope he knows.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't have Instagram.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: Don't believe Instagram.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_00: But I hope you know you're going on my gram.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_00: Niggas gonna know I sip my ties with Tata.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um Jay-Z performed at the Roost Picnic.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_00: He had to get some shit off his fro.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_00: Shout out to Sacred.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_00: Once again, that's I didn't say that.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_00: No need.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_00: Jay-Z goes at MAGA Republicans, Icky Minaj, Drake, Kanye West, Dame Dash, Tori Lanes, and more.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_00: Here's my thing.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_00: I needed a little beat.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_00: Whether it was a real beat, a saxophone, a guitar, I needed something to go with it.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_00: But I appreciate what the fuck was going on.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_00: Because people been chatting for a long time.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_00: And I think they forgot who they was talking to.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_00: So I am glad that he reminded us and them niggas who they was talking to.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_00: And the first chatty patty ass motherfucker that had to reply.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_00: I fuck with that.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_00: But you could have just gone to the breakfast club.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_00: So I could really hear and we can ask follow-up questions.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_00: Because if you say a motherfucker teeth fumbling out their mouth, I have a follow-up question for you.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_00: Because teeth tumbling, uh, he showed his age with that one.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_00: That was an old nasty read right there.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_00: Teeth tumbling up out your mouth.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_00: I think Tina said that and he wrote it down or something.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_01: How long ago was that fumble out of his mouth?
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't that long ago.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_00: It was long enough ago for him to remember.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_00: Your teeth are falling out of your mouth.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_00: You got bigger fish to fry than Jay-Z.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so sorry.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_00: It's no way you can sit on the interview, snagger tooth, and talk about somebody in the way that you do.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_00: It's all, friend, get down to the uh uh mint dentistry and get your teeth done now, friend.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: It's it's just it never gave that.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_00: Uh for Nikki, he said that lady is back on that stuff.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_00: She sounds like she in love with them.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_00: Her kin can't even pick up, take care of their kid enough of them.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: Mocking her when she was stuttering.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um The jig is up, nigga.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm up 10.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_00: Wrong chart, champ.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta look up again.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_00: Niggas look up to Hove.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_00: I never looked up to them.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_00: Crackers got your publishing.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_00: Go talk to them.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_00: I think he might have got it the worst.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_00: Um, we're gonna keep going, though.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna see which one got the worst.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_00: Niggas fumble, wonder how I get the blame.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_00: Teeth is tumbling out their mouth, and somehow I'm the one.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_00: I do.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_00: I do.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_00: I think um I think he I think he got the worst.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_00: I don't see uh Kanye's on here, but he definitely addressed Kanye West's mental health problems and let him know, bitch, you just play crazy.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_00: You just when you see me, I bet you won't be crazy.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_00: So I still feel like he took it easy.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_00: Did you air force for the mental health?
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_00: He took it.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_00: People like to play crazy.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_00: People like to play like they got issues.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_00: You ain't got no more issues.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_01: You ain't doing all that, so exactly.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_00: So how can you be crazy one minute, but you know when to quit playing with people?
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_00: Either you crazy or you're not crazy.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_00: People are crazy.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_00: When that album was coming out and wasn't nobody fucking with it, you see how he got some sense and then start apologizing to the Jewish community, to the African-American community.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_00: You got some sense when when you need some sense.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_00: You you get some sense.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_00: You ain't nothing wrong with you to get on the internet and type out that some kids are award.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_00: Some kids are whatever he was talking about, them kids.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_00: See, I don't I don't I don't play with shit like that.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, I think he still went rather easy on Kanye West compared to what Kanye West has said about him.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_00: So I think Drake got it the worst.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, Ikki Minaj really got it bad.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: He hit up with a triple Antundra, but she's so coked out, it ain't gonna even matter.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_00: Anyways, Jay-Z also brought out Benny Siegel, Jasmine Sullivan, and Meek Mill, and uh who else stay property?
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was a good time.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_00: It looked like a good time.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm very, very jealous.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_00: I think Brandy was also at the uh uh what's it called?
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_00: Roose Picnic.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see Brandy?
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_00: How'd you feel about her outfit, her aesthetic?
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I saw Brandy.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_01: They did the 90s aesthetic.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, didn't she bring out In Vogue?
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_01: I think it was nice.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think it was cute.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I didn't see that.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't see she brought out in vogue.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_00: Was Erica Baudu that or did I make that up too?
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_01: Did she just do an invogue rendition?
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: I probably just made all of that up.
• 19:36
  unknown: I probably just made all of that up.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_00: Why would you sit here and make me think that in vogue is going on tour, so maybe she did bring out invogue.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_00: I did see that.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't make that invogue.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_00: Something with invogue.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry if I'm wrong, y'all, but something within vogue.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, something within vogue.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, oh, but wait, you ain't telling me.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_00: Are you feeling the hair?
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_00: Are you feeling Jay Z's hair?
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_00: Are we going about to buy something?
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_00: Are you feeling it's not a braid?
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_00: He had dreads.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's not a braid out.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_00: I do wonder though, how do you comb my dreads?
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_00: Because I can't detangle my own hair and I'm not finna comb my no motherfucking dread.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_01: Why is that such a mixture of everybody?
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_01: Just like you comb out anything.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_01: You just comb it out.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_01: It just takes a very, very long time.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's all.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_01: But it's the same way you would comb out a knot of hair, a water hair, a braid, a twist.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's the same process.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_01: It just takes a long time.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_00: Pussy hair.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the same way.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_00: I I'm just not doing it.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_00: You know, but I mean, he's Jay-Z.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure somebody had enough money to get it done.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just not doing it.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even want to detangle my own hair.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_00: A dread is is sounds crazy.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_00: And then a full head of them, but hey, I like what's going on.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_00: So you was feeling the twist out.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_00: You you was like, was okay.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_00: It needs work.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_01: No, I said it's very tedious work to come out a lot.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I was feeling the braid out.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_01: It was cool because I thought it was a wig.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_00: You did not think that.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you thought the dreads was a wig.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I did.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_01: Because he always had the band out.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_01: He was hot in the lace.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_00: He did not always wear a bandana.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all made that.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_00: He did not always wear a bandana.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_00: He did not.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all are lying.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_00: He was going to formal events without nothing on the top of his head.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all just made up in y'all mind.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna get on my soapbox.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all just did not believe this black man could not grow out his hair.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_00: See, that's the European trait that I'm finna.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: I got my third eye open.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_00: Why y'all don't believe a black man could grow out some hair?
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_00: Something had a wig on.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_00: Cause he was also your ages?
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_00: Not racist, ages.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: They were sensing sacred products.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_00: Love me, J T.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: That's her, not me.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: Please send me my rock chain and my invitation to the brunch.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: That is not me.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, Meek Mills calls out Nike for stealing his shit.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: Nike released a new LeBron James apparel and sneak a line officially titled Dreams and Nightmares.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_00: The drop was designed to celebrate LeBron's journey to his first NBA championship with the Miami Heat in 2012.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_00: Here's my thing.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, let me keep reading the court.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_00: Meek Mill was not contacted about the collection.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_00: He took to social media, Twitter, to ask, so Nike just not, oh Nike just gonna take my whole brand and mash it up with LeBron?
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_00: What is this?
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_00: Why ain't nobody holler at me about this?
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_00: Here's my thing.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_00: Why is he always reaching out to Twitter?
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_00: Home of the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_00: And I say that as a bitch that's on Twitter, why would you ask me what to do if Nike stole your shit?
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_00: A billion dollar cup.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: Call the lawyers.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_00: What's the point of hanging around dick riding all these white billionaires if you don't you always having to ask Twitter for advice, bro?
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, who is he dick riding?
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_00: At this point, the owner of the team.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_00: What's the team?
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_00: You know, what's the team?
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_00: The man yeah, Robert Craft.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_00: I think he owns the Patriots.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_00: You be dick riding.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_00: Then you buy that man a Lamborghini or something.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_00: Then you always in Jay-Z fight.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_00: Get on the phone and off of Twitter.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_00: Get on the phone and off of Twitter.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_00: We don't have the answer, Sway.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_00: We is in cubicle 183 waiting on our 12 o'clock lunch.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_00: Why you keep asking us?
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_00: What's going on?
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_00: We don't know.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_00: And we sure can't.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_00: Bro, we sure can't help you go up against Nike.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_00: You need to leave.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_00: Stop asking us.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_00: I'm telling you, we stupid, friend.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_00: When it comes to shit like this, we can't help you.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_00: Uh while Dreams of Nightmares is the title of Meek Mill's famous 2012 double platinum album.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_00: It is a common phrase that is difficult to copyright.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_00: That shit ain't no goddamn copy to diff I can't even get the words out of.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all pissing me off.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_00: They just got some of them.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_00: This shit should have been copy.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_00: This shit should have been copyrighted.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: In 2012.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_00: This is almost almost 20.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_00: This was 15 years.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_00: How many years is it?
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_00: Auntie can't count.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_00: Almost 15 years ago.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_00: Almost.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_00: And you ain't copyrighted yet.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_01: So, like you said, get out of your business.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_00: Bro, you've been online for the last 10 years arguing with Icky Minaj, rumbling with Bootcut Kenny, when you should have been down at the courthouse doing copyrights.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_00: Leave the coked out lady and her criminals uh registry spouse.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta say keywords for them people find my page.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_00: You know they're crazy.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_00: Leave bootcut and that lady alone and get down to the courthouse.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_00: If these billionaires that you with can't help you out, you might as well hang with us.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_00: If you gotta keep asking us for advice, buy me a Lamborghini if I got to keep helping your ass off Twitter.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_00: However, Dream Chaser Record, Meeks label, holds trademarks for the phrase on apparel and merchandise.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_00: Well, so that means that this should be covered.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_00: Ain't Nikes apparel and merchandise.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_00: Sounds covered to me.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_00: See why you shouldn't ask me because it sounds like you're good in my book.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_00: So that's why you should not ask me.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_00: That's apparel and merchandise, if you ask me.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_00: Anyways.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh Lord.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, Megan Salian is back to work.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_00: Megan closed out Parisio Swim Week.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck is that?
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_00: Uh in Miami and took the runway while debuting her second swim collection.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: How do we feel about the collection?
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_00: We going down to Walmart's and getting some, or what we feel, what we feeling like.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think my teddy's gonna fit, but I'm gonna go down there and see what's up.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_00: You know, as a plus size person, none of it be given plus size.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_00: And I get it, everything ain't for everybody, but we all be like, everybody not gonna look.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody not gonna look like you look, Meg, in them clothes in a swimsuit.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_00: And then I don't know.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't been, y'all know I love me, so making the sound.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all know I'm I I ride for that's my sister.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_00: But it's at Walmart.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_00: So then that makes me question the quality.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_00: So, and I get it.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_00: Let's get it to Walmart so we all have access.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody can get them some hot girls.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_01: Are you saying Walmart doesn't have a quality quality?
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_00: Um yes, I am.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_00: That's exactly what I'm saying.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_00: You can't expect much quality for ten dollars.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_00: So you're not supposed to get no boundaries.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we're not supposed to be talking shopping at Tar J.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_01: See that?
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_00: I have not been to Target.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, y'all.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_00: Target got the best goddamn tiles.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_00: Where I was supposed to give me some tiles from.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_01: I miss Target so bad.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not even gonna lie.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_01: I've been missing them.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not even gonna lie.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_00: I need me a Saturday Target trip.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell y'all how my Target trips go.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_00: I walk in, I go to the dollar bins right there when you first walk in to see what kind of junk I can buy.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_00: Shit I don't need, but all right, maybe I could put this up on the mantle or something.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_00: I walk through the, then I pass by the clothes.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_00: I look at the clearance racks because it be some heat on them clearance racks sometime.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_00: So I walk through the clearance racks, look and see what I can find.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_00: Any good deals.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_00: Then I go to the regular clothes, then I go to the shoes, then I go to home, then I go to the food area.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_00: I give me a pizza hood pizza, some of them oatmeal cookies.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_00: I need Target in my life.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm sick of y'all shaming people.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say this and I'm gonna move on for y'all.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: Tell me up.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: But all you hoses on Amazon all day long.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_00: If y'all can shop on Amazon, I can go down to Target and give me some towels, a thong, and a pizza hood pizza.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_00: I don't see nothing wrong with that.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck y'all.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going back to back to this line in Walmart.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_00: This is what we're supposed to be talking about.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_00: Either she's gonna have to get some bigger sizes or move this shit to a uh a place with some.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's not giving all inclusive at all.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, I support everything that she does.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_01: All inclusive at all, but you know, I support everything that she does.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_00: I do.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's a beautiful idea.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's so fun in summary for the girl.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_00: And then we also gotta realize her demographic is a little bit younger.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_00: I'm an auntie now.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a I'm an auntie junior.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_00: So maybe it's just not for me.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_00: I think the girls gays and days will have a good time with it.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'm very excited that she's doing it a second summer.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_00: She did it first one last summer.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm glad that she's back, and I'm glad that she's back to work.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_00: So I guess that's all that matters.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_00: Hot Girls Summer Collection is now available at Walmart.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_00: Megan was also featured on the motion party remix, stating, I ain't going through no phones.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_00: That shit's stupid.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_00: If I catch a nigga cheating, Dennis Deuces, shit, streaked over here.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a rich bitch.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_00: Thought he did his one, but I'm the biggest.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_00: What she said?
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_00: What we feeling?
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_00: You feeling the motion remix or what?
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad to hear her back rapping back in the studio, back at work.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_00: That's that's a politically correct answer for you.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, I like that.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: I like it.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: The worst is cute.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm glad to see she is back at work.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_00: Bitch, did you shake your ass or not?
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm asking.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't ask if she was back to work.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I did.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I did.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm glad to see she remixed.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_00: I hate remixes where the first person don't do redo they verse.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_00: This is not a remix.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_00: You just added a bitch on here.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let's bring it back to the remote.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_01: Back in my day, the remix was a whole song is completely different.
• 30:48
  unknown: The whole song is completely different.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_00: Bro, back in my day, the remix was a new song.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_00: Same concept, some of the same lyrics, but it was a whole brand.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_00: You can literally play.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_00: Think about it.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_00: Say, say no.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_00: What is it about Beyoncé now?
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_00: Say, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_00: Them two, yes, there you go.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_00: Them two different songs.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_00: The the original and the remix with Wycliffe, those is two different, totally different songs.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_00: Motion Party is the same song, but you just stuck Megan in there between the verses.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like all that.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_00: Let's get back to let's get back to the basics.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_00: And y'all wonder why music is ass these days, music executives.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all are lazy and cheap.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_00: What'd you say?
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's lazy.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_00: Like you said.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_00: Um, oh.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're very lazy, very cheap.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see Megan chilling with Solange?
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_00: You think they cast some spells on someone?
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I did.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's how they had their um Oh, they're absolutely out there on that boat casting spells.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, you niggas better run and hide.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all know they both from Louisiana.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all know.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: Y'all know how we do.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_00: They they they burning candles on your ass.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_00: Feel like somebody burning candles on me.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_00: That hoodoo ain't nothing nice.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'ma have, I'm gonna cut, I got a few motherfuckers I need to put under a candle because I'm sick of the city.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I need to hit uh things in the hat that I need her to pull for me.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the motherfuckers gonna wake up and the rest of their teeth gonna be gray fucking with me.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sick of it.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_00: Um, all right, Solange and Megan look really, really good.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_00: We love the girls.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_00: Shout out to the Houston Hottie link up.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_00: Um, we have any uh afternoon teas?
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, what is the questions?
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_01: Honey pots know we need to tell them to send in their questions.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, can y'all send y'all questions?
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna keep fucking asking.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_00: Send the questions, okay?
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_00: Send the goddamn questions.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm gonna send y'all outside.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna start holding motherfuckers' hostages till I get a question.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna leave y'all with a message real quick, and we're gonna get on up out of here.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_00: Here's my message of the week.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_00: Along the journey of you doing something, trying to build something, trying to be something, you are gonna hit road bumps, speed bumps, what else is it called?
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_00: Obstacles.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_00: Please don't let them obstacles stop you from what you know you're supposed to be doing.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_00: It is frustrating in the moment.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna want to cuss motherfuckers out.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna want to kick, scream, cry, and you might need to do those things.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_00: Do them and get back to the basics.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_00: You got a purpose and you got something to get done.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck them people, fuck them obstacles.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_00: Keep going.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_00: Thank y'all so much for tuning in to Afternoon Tea Podcast.
• 33:35
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• 33:37
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• 33:40
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• 33:44
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• 33:47
  SPEAKER_00: Thank y'all for coming to my tea party.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_00: Bye y'all.