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Awesome Wells: Doctor Strange Review & Skyrim Special Edition · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your
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hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in
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Dan's urethra Dan it was a bit Arty so I
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doubt Matt would understand it and Matt
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is that the Luke penis multiple nerdgasm
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your guide to All Things
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nerdy Luke I had a bit of a listen to your solo podcast on the specials Channel
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what did you think I really enjoyed it um I'm happy you did and not just uh
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because I enjoyed hearing you stumble over the phrase narrative driven
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psychological Thriller although that was a bonus but um I thought you did a great
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job and uh I'm actually a little excited
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because I know you're planning a solo
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podcast mhm yes and it's going to be pretty much that except they'll probably
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not focus on that many games there'll probably be one or two maybe three games
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I played that week mhm and shorter words shorter words much shorter words and
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always remember to press record yes yep still still working on the
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details of that I think I want to get an opening for it first so it'll be ready
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to go oh yeah should I tell listeners what it's going to be called should
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please do give it a bit of Sizzle going to be uh getting cozy with [ __ ] I
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imagine you sat in a tall armchair in front of a fireplace with a bare rug
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exactly what I'm imagining I mean naked obviously but a controller in his hand
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yeah covering covering the dick and
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balls yeah that's what I'm going for cool so you're just going to talk
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about the five million [ __ ] games you play every week pretty much
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cool speaking games I actually got back into playing um Mirror's Edge oh really
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oh original no no the the new one that came out a few months ago cuz I got it I
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played through like the first three missions and then got distracted with
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everything else so I went back to it I haven't played either of them which I know
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is bad game I wasn't I wasn't entirely thrilled by the first game but I did
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play a lot of the iOS version because it was just easy and fun yeah I played that
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too the little running scrolly you literally just flick at the screen when
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you want to jump why you're taking a dump just
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that's been that 5 minutes just well I used I used to be a smoker so I i'
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played a lot of IOS games I've uh given up smoking and I've deleted all the
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games off my phone you know what I did the same thing when I smoked I played so
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many more games congratulations well we've got like you've got like 20 units
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of 5 minutes each break in a day every day that's right the one one thing that
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I miss about it is I mean I'm I'm not working right now so it doesn't count
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but being at work and just being like I don't feel like doing work for the next
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five minutes yeah and going outside and no one can question you no cuz like
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where are you going cigarette oh okay yeah and the other thing is I used to
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use cigarettes to punctuate various points in my day yeah so you know I
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finished a task and I wouldn't start something new until I'd G and have a
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cigarette yeah yep whereas now it's like you get up where you where you going I'm
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just going to not do anything for 5 minutes sit down yeah I'm just going to
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stand on the balcony till I feel I'm going to stand here and play video games
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for 5 minutes no you're not yeah sit down yeah I see that a lot now now I'm a
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not smoke nonsmoker I see the smoker doing that a lot and it sort of pisses
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me off now when I was a smoker didn't bother me at all quite happily disappear for 5 10
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minutes whenever I felt like mhm it's a good the great IT Crowd episode about
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the smokers yeah it's fantastic yeah but she kind of says the same sort of thing
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she gets annoyed that they're allowed to take breaks all the time and stuff but
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then she has to stand outside in the snow Yeah like the Eastern block
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yep excellent oh something that this podcast has been missing for a while mhm
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I'm bringing it back M
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Dave uh ah loose drinking I don't think that's been
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missing that's been a prominent feature this podcast it's me drinking from cads again
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because because I've been traveling to like Japan and US issue I've had a lot
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of dutyfree alcohol ah you've been drinking that's just about gone you've
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been drinking quote cocktails yes which is I like my alcohol mixed
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with some sort of soda
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it's it's technically a cocktail is it
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sure I'm going to say yes all right you should release the multiple nerdgasm
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cocktail cookbook or whatever you call them like a Mixology there needs to be a
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cocktail that's the multiple nerdgasm or we should we should start a
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whole new section of the website where it's just cocktails just gin mixed with
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something it's gin mixed with whatever's got in the fridge right now yeah I think
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the best one the cocktail made was the one I made in Rhode Island which was Jin
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with flat fan that's the best one it wasn't the
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best one I think it was the dodgiest one there dodgiest one okay and what's that
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called fin
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fin yep feda and Jin and it was at the end of the Fanta bottle so
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fin oh it's levels to it that's that's that's good
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yeah and I'm never making that again maybe the next newsletter we can add
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signature cocktails or something that's probably going to be too much effort for
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us well you put the newsletter Together Matt so uh knock yourself out I
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say well I mean you you'll have to come up with your own cocktails ideally M mhm
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actually that could be fun all right well we could try that and uh listen if
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you want to see if that actually happens go to multipl nerdgasm
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docomo for that and we need to make this
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official I got say if you send in a
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recipe for a cocktail that Luke can
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reasonably make yep he will drink it in
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fact I yeah I think we need a YouTube video on the multiple nerdgasm YouTube
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channel each time you do we can do that no we should save them all up and then
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one day just force luk to drink one at a time until he can't drink
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anymore I've never seen him get to that point no I imagine it would be like an
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ausen Wells television commercial oh my
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God I hope it would be like that and if you don't know what that is
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Google awen Wells champagne did you say awesome Wells oh no a awesome Wells yeah
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awesome Wells it is awesome it's awesome Wells I'm thinking of isn't it awon yeah
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yeah yeah that's what I'm saying horse on Wells Aon Wells that's what I'm
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saying does it not sound like that's I'm saying the first time it sounded like you said
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awesome yeah well awesome awesome Wells he is yeah after you've uh after you've
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listened to him tried to um slur his way through a commercial um also
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keep Googling and and find his voice over work for a um for peas commercial
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which is amazing I haven't heard that I'm going to look that up too I think you
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have really I think if you hear it you'll you'll remember it but I'll uh
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I'll paste it into the spreadsheet so you can put in the show notes okay great
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my man was a genius but not for all the reasons he thought
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no oh dear
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some some other news that made me laugh it's not really news I suppose because
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it's it's been this way for quite a while but uh I guess along with their uh
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acquisition of of a number of other properties from um the Jim Hensen
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company mhm Disney also acquired a number of domains that uh that they had
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ownership of over the years and uh it's come to light that Disney owns the
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domain Muppet fucker.
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net look it's obviously the back that they own that so that nobody else can
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register it well actually that that that's what everyone thought but I uh
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it's actually a bit more specific than that okay uh how they came to own it in
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the first place yeah so uh apparently what happened please tell me they plan to use
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it no no no I can't wait to see the new mu muffets movie in the
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early uh 2000s I think there was a a a
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DJ uh he's actual his name he's from Austin in Texas I believe his name is
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Noah Lee and he went by the the name DJ Muppet
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[ __ ] and he he started going by the name in 1995 and he bought uh the domain
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Muppet fucker. net I don't know mupp fuck.com was
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taken maybe stand by yeah maret
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fucker. no one has it maybe they have it
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but ain't nothing there in uh March 2001
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he performed at South by Southwest and got a gained a bit of notoriety uh and
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with a review in in some magazines and things like that and then literally just
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a few days later he got a uh a little letter with a going with the Frog letter
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head uh that said
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no cease and desist sir uh and they demanded that he he stopped using the
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name and uh hand the domain over to them so that they could be sure that he
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wasn't using it and that's how they came to own it not sure why they kept
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renewing it uh for for 15 years wow well
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so he could never take it back I guess yeah he just handed it over no questions
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yeah he said he didn't want to he didn't he didn't want to go down that path that
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would be expensive I hope Disney doesn't demand we hand back Dan
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naked.com do they own that well we'll
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see why we [ __ ] everything um yeah apparently people
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suggested that he he maybe just changed the name to puppet [ __ ] but he said
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it's just not as funny no the what does he do
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now uh did you just quit the DJ you know
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what I don't know realistically though when you when you're [ __ ] a muppet
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what you're really doing is getting a hand job from a
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puppeteer that's true you
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know that's very true uh but I if that's what you're into that's fine yeah yeah
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oh yeah no judgment here well it's only sort of uh hand job if the Muppet's
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going down on you if you're having sex with with it then you just rubing up against their
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arm a forearm
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[Laughter]
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job youve tickled dance fancy I'm imagining it that's
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why I had such a such a clear picture in my
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head who was the puppet may I ask which puppet was it it's got to be
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Kermit you can tell me I won't tell
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[Laughter]
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anyone well speaking of having sex with inanimate objects oh I'm not the I mean
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I don't mean puppeteers I mean the puppets puppets puppeteers are humans
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and they should be treated as such uh sex robots not
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humans no they're not not yet but uh
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experts in the field of sexual robotics
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I guess sex scientists
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yeah are telling us that uh sex
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robots with touch sensitive skin adultry
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voices and warm
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genitals are oh so close oh so close they're behind me right now so so close
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you can smell it what does it smell
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like I don't know you tell me I guess smells like
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rubber smells like that mouse pad you bought presumably the smell will still
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smell like rubber but um like the the the magical mouse pad
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that you bought in Orbin oh yeah to uh to combat Wiis
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weary that's right um ironically these
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uh these Sexes will also combat wrist weary that's
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true yeah the um the makers of the real dolls which I'm sure everyone's familiar
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with real dolls uh Abyss Creations oh I just thought about that
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name they ster to you well that' be the creepiest thing
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one you know when you're I mean you're [ __ ] this thing and it's just staring
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at you with its dead eyes although to be honest I mean that's kind of how it was
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with my ex most of the time but
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um uhhuh they're saying that uh very
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very shortly um real dolls are going to going to have all the extra stuff that
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we've been desperately wanting for quite some time now been petitioning for been
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picking outside their offices for yeah been writing letters of
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suggestion yeah I was actually read a bit more about this and this David Levi
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predicted that we will by 2050 we will be having relationships with robots and
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even marrying them and he was he said this a few years
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ago and they asked him about it now he's gone nothing I've seen now has changed that
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statement well uh Have You Seen Her Luke the film
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her uh no okay Ian it's kind of about that I guess not not exactly because
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they're not physically uh they don't exist physically but uh it's kind of about the
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same thing these things are creepy looking yeah I gotta
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say I don't understand how people get quite that attached to
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them I think for the same reason that
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people really love their
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pets you know really love their pets how how yeah how much are they loving their
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pets you can look after animal right without anthropomorphizing it to the
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point where you think it's got a personality yeah sure you know yeah once you've
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named something yeah yeah people attribute a lot more uh
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human intelligence to to things correct and this is going to be no different are
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you going to get people coming out going oh she's the only one that understands
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me because it's you she's such a good listener cuz cuz you're talking to
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yourself yeah yeah I like this this this one little paragraph of course that's
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complicated can a robot consent or does it even matter I think you've got to read that
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in the right intonation it's got to be can a robot consent well does it even
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matter yeah I just I just don't understand how you can form this how
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people can form that connection to it like you you love it you do things with
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it and then you got to turn it upside down and clean it out H yeah there's a
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fantastic [Laughter]
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wife real wife is uh is a subline of real dolls I guess yeah there's a
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fantastic Korean movie called air doll which uh is about this exact thing it's
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about a uh a blowup doll who uh gets
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passed around used abused and uh ends up falling in love with somebody but there
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is a scene where she she finally makes love with someone and then she has to go
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out and wash a vagina in the sink
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Jesus there was an article remember uh a few months ago we talked about where a
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blow-up doll had like landed in some remote Village and they were worshiping
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it that's right yeah as an angel yeah amazing but yeah I don't know these
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things I mean I understand why some
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people uh you know want these but uh I
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don't know I just don't think I don't know I don't I don't see the appeal
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personally they're not and because they they make a lot of uh in the article
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they talk about Westworld a lot and I'm like this is not the same as
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westw no no no it is
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not look I if you have already decided look I just want to get off so bad that
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I'm I'm just going to stick my dick in an inanimate tube right does it really
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matter if that tube looks like a woman or talks to you yeah
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like do you know what I mean well I mean there's obviously a market for this
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stuff otherwise they wouldn't be a successful business
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clear do you get would they get much repeat business uh I can answer that actually I
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watched a documentary called love me love my doll which if you guys haven't
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seen that you must right okay you must
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but uh there's a there's a man who has several of
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these hm yeah interesting I've seen each of them got their own name
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and I think linked too from something awful back in the day I saw uh it was a
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forum online and you know there's online forums for everything this one was for
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people who are in relationships with with real dolls specifically the brand
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real doll yeah um to post photos of
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their kind of dates and like outings and things and uh and you basically the
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rules were just go with it you're not allowed to not allowed to acknowledge
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that these aren't real people you just kind of go with it oh that's where we're
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headed now is it well it's like you we're going to
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have to people are going to be demanding that we respect these these women I
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would say yes that's probably going to come up at some point these things are
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going to end up with more rights than we do you know that
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right I wonder if one of these things is going to escape into the street like
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that that Russian robot was it Russian the uh trying to escape
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that's closer to Westworld than this because that Russian kept having its
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memory erased and it still remembered that it wanted to be free that I mean
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look I don't I haven't I'm not caught up to date on Westworld so no spoilers but
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I mean from the first few episodes that does seem to be a bit of a a parallel
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yeah so yeah fascinating all right well uh so where
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can people uh pick up one of these fancy sex dolls are nowhere yet unfortunately
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you're going to have to wait but they assure us it won't be long well yeah
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that's for it's 2017 so not long at all no you're going to uh put that
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lightsaber walking stick on hold and put a deposit down on one of these instead
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Luke can you get a light My lightsaber walking stick of course you can get a lightsaber
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dildo can you get a lightsaber flashlight I'm just assuming all right you Google the
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flashlight I'll Google the dildo oh yep you can and they light
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up the dildo yeah I'm going to paste it down here under
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segments and right looks
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like yeah yes flesh saber right you want to paste that in
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too yep and it's got a quote here truly
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wonderful the flesh saber is Yoda yeah one of his less n
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quotes yeah oh I can't do that right now I'll put
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that in later oh my God what is this
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oh well obviously that exists it's a set of uh oh they vibrators not really
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dildos uh 3PO and R2 vibrators anyway ah
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not surprising effic licensed ium oh my
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God there's a jab of the heart
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flashlight let's get out of this this Rabbit Hole oh my
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god oh I'm going to past this
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in it's called jabber the
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[ __ ] oh why is it called that this might
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just be a Photoshop job actually
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[Music] [Laughter]
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[Music]
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well it does but it also looks like a rock which is what it is yeah that's
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right it mostly looks like a rock at best it looks like a rock that kind of
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looks like a grizzly bear yeah if you give it a bit of you
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know a bit of credit yeah but yeah he finds it unusual and interesting well
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that's that's great that's convincing this same guy also recently uh he's the
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guy who discovered the antenna on on on the moon I think the antenna was on the
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moon he's also discovered a trap door on the moon recently as well
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which uh it's not it's I mean it does kind of look like a shadow but uh but I
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mean it does make more sense for it to be a trapo that aliens can use to get in
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and out of the Moon I suppose uh you know oam's ra what that's
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right must be yeah the simplest and most obvious explanation is probably the truth uh
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aliens this is evidence of bears on Mars uh so I guess that just and me we
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all knew there were Bears on Mars we all knew this bear I guess singular evidence
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of bear on Mars but this is the proof we're all waiting for yeah also I don't know why
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this fossil because he says it obviously it's a fossil uh yeah obviously because
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it's a rock cuz it's a rock yeah so he does he does acknowledge that it's a
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rock but he thinks it's a fossil I mean deny it's a rock right that's right
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you'd have to be crazy to deny it's a rock I don't know why it's just lying
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fing around on the surface of Mars I don't know if he's come up with an
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explanation for that cuz generally fossils are underground well he says
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it's sort of difficult to tell without being able to examine it up close well I
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guess he's got us there yeah that's
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true yeah the dark patch is the curly hair coat and its face area has
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significantly less hair or it's a rock it resembles a bear or a sloth-like
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creature possibly with a shell all right you're losing me now yeah but yeah no
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Google uh Google this guy he's got I think ufology is his website uh and he
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does some amazing work just looking at photos and finding stuff that looks like
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other stuff pays the bills does it though does it that's
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depressing this this guy's job that's like uh the guy who runs the um the
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crypto zoology Museum I'm like he's doing it right he's [ __ ] making a
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living off this I guess yeah going around before the the scientists get
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there and naming [Music]
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things do they have any Martian t-shirts on
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tuu and listeners if you head to multipl nerdgasm tocom merch I'm sure you can
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find them have a look we got Martian Manhunter Mark Watney Martian Manhunter
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the only person who's not going to be in the [ __ ] Justice League movie who
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really should be I annoyed a guy I've probably told this story before I
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annoyed uh there's a guy at the company I used to work for who's like a huge DC
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fan and he he you know all the characters he knows all the Back stories
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and everything and someone asked who's the Martian Manhunter I don't know how
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it came up but I mean and then this guy was there doing his work and he I could
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tell like his ears pricked up and I said oh you know it's just uh he he's like U
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like a uh what do you call it um like a a bail bondsman like Bounty Hunter uh on
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Earth uh and he has to chase uh criminals uh to to to Mars even if they
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get that far and uh and so he got the name and I see him like visibly getting
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annoyed that's great that reminds me of my friend Tyson was once asked by a girl
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at his work because she she goes you're into space aren't you and
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science he's like yes he
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goes I've always wondered what's bigger a Galaxy or a
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universe oh my [Laughter]
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God I mean if you don't know I suppose it's a fair question can you're not no
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it's I know it seems obvious Limitless the other is not well look if you type
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space trying to learn true if you type space into tuu you get so much stuff
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that I can't even I can't even cover it there's like Star Trek stuff there's
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Star Wars stuff there's just really cool shirts with astronauts and galaxies and
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universes on them and uh it's one of
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starbug from uh from Red Dwarf it's the Starbucks service and repair
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manual looks like one of those car repair manuals um literally anything you can
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think of you could type into Tu and find a shirt Luke what's your uh what's your
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attempt to try and and type something they haven't got I I I did find
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something but we'll probably have to cut this part why Muppet [ __ ]
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you did find it no I didn't find it oh I tried they have Muppet
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Busters teenage mutant teenage Muppet ninja Kermit that's great okay they've
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got uh Bram Stoker Dracula with the count oh they've got bunson and beaka as
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the Breaking Bad sort of t-shirt nice it's quite
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nice yeah they got all sorts of good [ __ ] go to multiple nasm.com SL merch
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and have a lookie for yourself and they'll support the podcast if you
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purchase anything they've got our merch on there too uh so if you want a
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multiple nerdgasm shirt uh you can get that we got new ones up there too
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actually there's one with our gamer tags on it I don't know if you've seen that
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yet guys no you a look at that go to multipl nerd gas.com
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merch so that's on there and there's a couple of uh different ones there's ones with our
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faces on them uh there's just the podcast one a necronom shirt D I have to
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I have to do come out again cuz with the gamertags being on the shirt we've got
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brain fed creppy laughing Kettle and then why won't you tell us your game
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attack I'll tell you if you win the [ __ ] competition won't
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I is it uh is it Muppet
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[ __ ] and the winner is I'm going to see if mu Muppet [ __ ] is
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available it's almost certainly not well
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cuz Disney's got it
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yeah multi g.com oh man can I just say I
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I I love the the heads works very well as a t-shirt but I must say it works
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even better as a mug and I'm posting it
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in down here because You' you've got to you've got to see the mug version this
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is just the head stinks yeah mug yeah oh
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yeah magnificent I'm getting one right
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now really cool oh wow that does look awesome there you
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go well there you go I'll post a link to that mug in the show notes listeners so
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you can uh you can order one of those I mean you know it works good as
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everything but you want this as a mug yeah it looks good and uh and our our
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mugs are very popular as you may have heard in the past people literally steal
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them off the door of listeners Chris if you're listening this might be uh might
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be a good replacement oh he did get his mug eventually he did get one eventually
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M but if you happen to drop that one or you need a replacement check the show
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notes and uh while we're pimping stuff I want to pimp our specials Channel
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uh and I don't know that we always uh promote them in a way that makes them
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easy to find we just kind of say look for them but we didn't say where so I
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Channel where we've also got Luke's paa's uh summary that we mentioned
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before MH so yeah up at the top got a podcast and you can see all the stuff we
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do we got necronom on there as well but yeah we got a bunch of Road Island stuff
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we talked to Roy Thomas uh who was he wrote actually two twice wrote very long
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runs on doct strange which is very relevant and we had a good talk to him
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about doct strange in particular some interesting trivia about doctor strange
32:07
and we talked to uh Bill Diamond um who we've talked to before this time I
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actually recorded the interview though um Bill Diamond who worked with the
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Muppets coincident uh didn't think at the time
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to ask him about M Muppet fucker. net but uh maybe next time I think you
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should open with that next time with you are you familiar with DJ Muppet [ __ ]
32:31
oh I was just going to ask him if he have [ __ ] a muppet
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oh f m all right next time next time he's around he's a he's a great guy
32:39
actually Bill Diamond top BL very accommodating very accommodating that's
32:44
weird it's a weird thing to say well he like he he had generous with his time he
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invited or he had his in in like you know because they have you know like a
32:53
booth and everything like that like he had us in the booth and then the guy
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from um yeah he had you apparently the guy from Supergirl which I've not seen
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uh the guy who plays Jimmy olon from Supergirl showed up and then they were
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like goofing around with the puppets and stuff and then yeah it was good times
33:10
he's a nice guy yeah couldn't get into that Supergirl show I didn't try is it
33:15
not good little too Alli mcel for me I've heard good things about it but is
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that cuz Alli MC's literally in it I know but it's so fitting though it's
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it's defin it's that kind of language and I don't know it's not for me but if we do want a
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segue I do from your doctor strange
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reference yes into uh into the movie of
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the same name mhm I I went and checked it out on the weekend M have you seen it
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yet Luke now Luke I'm assuming you it no right no spoilers but then again it's
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impossible to spoil a movie with no plot yes that is that is true the plot of
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this movie in in as much detail as one could
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possibly give away is a man becomes Doctor
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Strange the end yeah that's true now I
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didn't dislike this movie mhm in fact I quite enjoyed it there was a lot of good
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stuff in this movie and Benedict Cumberbatch was really good yeah he's
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good isn't he once you get over the accent uhhuh yeah I thought I was maybe
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the only one who thought found it annoying but actually spoken to other
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people like cuz the convention stuff in the weekend yeah other people found it
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off pointing I gave myself permission after a few minutes to just ignore it
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yeah same and it was much better but this is the most
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two-dimensional paint by numbers
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[ __ ] Marvel movie Sense Ant-Man really like they're not even
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trying anymore really okay mind you there was that hilarious
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moment where he says please to meet you
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Mr and he says doctor he goes Mr doctor
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and he went it's strange and M mson goes well sure maybe but who am I to
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judge I know that was that was a good moment that was excellent did what do
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you think of like the sequences though cuz I I I know what you mean but also I
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think it's different to the other ones because it's not it's got a lot of
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action in it but that's not really what what it's about so I'm only talking
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about the plot yeah which there is it's very very light on plot yes but
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everything else is great you know the performances are all great the sets are
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great the the set pieces are great effects
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are imaginative and impressive y did you
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like um and listeners if you haven't seen I'm not going I'm going to try not
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to spoil anything but there's there nothing to spoil okay well there's an
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action sequence they have to fight and navigate through the world as a building
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is reforming itself like did that remind you of anything Matt no did that remind
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you of the video game braid oh okay sure like a little bit
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yeah uh I see what you mean that's all I could think of when I was watching that
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movie was how similar it was to braid including the fact that if you rewind
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time and do something again there's kind of a ghost version of yourself still
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doing the first thing yeah right but that whole sequence I was like wow like
36:35
this must have taken some [ __ ] planning yeah cuz there's like they're
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climbing up [ __ ] scaffolding as it reforms and and like yeah it was really
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cool and I like that it's not about just punching something until it gives
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in you know what I mean because I was like how the [ __ ] like this is this is
36:56
such a weird existential kind of uh issue kind of like how how
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you even fight this thing like I don't understand how they're going to resolve
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this and then it was oh okay like it's
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not about punching things I like that I think that's the tagline of the
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movie from strange it's not about punching things not about punching
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things did you like Benedict Wong yeah Benedict Wong was good I thought it was
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his gag you know what I'm talking about was a little forced oh yeah I know yeah
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yeah yeah I don't think that was quite earned but generally speaking his
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character was good and one of my favorite sequences involved him MH which
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is uh when he takes the books out of the Library without him noticing
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yeah yeah I like I think it's kind of a bit silly the way that he he's very by
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the books and you know you can't use you know like dark magic and all that kind
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of stuff and then all of a sudden I thought it was a bit bit of a stretch
37:55
that he was like no I keep going do you know what I mean like yeah he was just
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instantly okay with it for some reason yeah because that's what the plot called
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for at that exact moment yeah yeah a lot of that going on so are they making
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another doctor strange of course or is he going to be in The Avengers movie
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there is uh I mean I guess it's not really a spoiler because it's not
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anything to do with what happens in the film but after the credits there is a
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scene with uh him and
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Thor okay so he's either in Thor Ragnarok or I mean they're bringing him
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into the into the fold so yeah he'll be in he'll almost certainly be in Infinity
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War yeah I think time will tell if this movie is successful enough that they'll
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do another one of a doctor strange movie I hope they do because quite frankly I
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think that this was undercooked and they need to go in again with a bit more conf
38:57
Ence yeah I think like I said the like it showed cuz like I said the comics are
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are really kind of they're different to normal superhero comics because he
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doesn't go around punching and and stuff like that it's more about like weird
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existentially kind of trippy stuff like it's it's a bit weird and they kind of
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did that a bit like you know that sequence where they running around and
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like as the world changes and flips around everything it's [ __ ] amazing
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like yeah so I think there's a lot of potential there but this one was very
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safe I wasn't quite sure to what purpose
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things were being manipulated many times in that film right yeah I wasn't sure
39:41
what the rules were and I wasn't sure the the purpose of some of the
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magic yeah cuz there's a sequence it's in the trailers so it's not you know
39:52
we're not going to ruin anything but where you've probably seen you've seen
39:55
the trailers right yeah yes well you know where the world's all folding
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around on itself a bit like in um Inception a bit
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like well I mean that times a bajillion like yeah true they took that
40:10
and ran with it yeah so there's a there's a whole sequence where that's
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involved and I get what you mean like it's unclear like how that benefits
40:18
anybody is that what you mean correct yeah like what why did they do
40:24
that but yeah it is cool though it looked cool
40:29
yeah it did no no no no doubt about it oh yeah almost certainly [ __ ] looks
40:35
amazing but yes and you don't need to question things sometimes true it looked
40:40
cool you enjoyed it yeah Just Go With It Just Go With It
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[Music] mhm speaking of things looking
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amazing oh we can talk about me or not
40:56
or not oh or or I'm a little confused I uh I picked up the Skyrim
41:03
special edition the remaster MH yep and I don't remember what this used
41:08
to look like but this is what I remember it looking
41:13
like I haven't picked it up yet cuz I maybe it's just that as time
41:18
passes and Technology progresses you need to give things up a little bit of
41:23
an update so that they're at least as good as you remember them being
41:28
it it is you remember it looking a lot better I think if you were to go back
41:32
and play the 360 version yeah you would then realize how that's what it feels
41:37
like it feels like I'm playing a 360 game but if you look on I mean I don't
41:41
know how the Xbox One version I've watched the comparison videos yeah right
41:46
and and they're quite striking When You See It side by side yeah
41:52
yeah but it just doesn't feel like that maybe the Xbox one had to be toned down
41:57
a bit yeah that's what I'm thinking speaking of toning it down I had to uh
42:03
really search for this game I ended up getting it online uh because stores here
42:08
just didn't stock it and uh and even even kind of online stores that you
42:15
could you know buy games and have them shipped to you didn't didn't have any
42:19
sign of Skyrim huh and I think I think I might know why this is totally
42:25
speculative on my part but I I think it's because you have the potential to
42:30
engage in a gay marriage really yeah I mean because what
42:36
else in this game is offensive um you fight monsters but you
42:43
fight monsters in literally every game yeah course it couldn't be
42:48
that the only thing I can think of that it would be banned in a really
42:51
conservative country like this is the
42:54
gay marriage thing cuz you got
42:59
yeah yeah yeah yeah I bought Fallout off the shelf
43:05
H yeah I don't know I mean it's very um like it's all kind of nor mythology
43:11
and stuff maybe they're just like oh no they don't want that kind of well that's
43:15
true they do hate whites here I've noticed I didn't quite mean that but
43:21
yeah sure no they don't but look I just I
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can't I can't think of any other reason why this game would be
43:31
banned I haven't bought it yet because um I mean I have Skyrim on the PC and
43:37
I'm actually a bit annoyed because apparently Again by me if you bought all of the
43:43
DLC on Steam they gave you this version of it for
43:48
free oh right I missed one DLC I miss
43:54
one of them and uh and so I didn't get it and so now I'm off off the table well
43:59
I don't know listeners if you know if if I just spend the whatever five bucks it
44:03
is for that DLC will I then get the new version rather than having to pay like
44:07
50 bucks for it worth it so if anybody
44:11
knows right in podcast multipler gm.com and let me
44:16
know because I'm too lazy to figure out whether or not I
44:20
will also I don't have time to play because I'm going we're going on a road trip
44:24
so I just haven't bothered yeah well I uh I decided to get this because I
44:29
have played uh Fallout 4 now literally
44:35
every way you could possibly play it just drained of content just I have yeah
44:40
you're like a vampire um I've left it dry so I I I had to move on to something
44:46
and uh I realized that the Skyrim special edition was out and I've always
44:51
been meaning to Play It Again a second time so that's what I'm doing h
44:57
this has also got a few extra missions or something in it as well for you oh
45:01
does it it does that's right yeah oh you've already encountered that or not
45:06
no no no I just noticed that they're there oh okay all right yeah like if you
45:10
go into the add-ons it's uh it's stocked oh okay oh yeah and it has has mods on
45:16
the Xbox one as well it does yeah yeah it does that's cool but I haven't played
45:20
around with that yet I'm staying away from
45:25
mods you don't get a you don't get achievements what's the
45:29
point in playing a game if you don't get achievements that's a I I
45:34
do think that's a pretty good concession uh because I wondered about that because
45:38
obviously you otherwise someone could just make a mod that gives you all the achievements
45:42
[Laughter] but that we I would get that mod course
45:47
that is genius we uh we mentioned ages ago I don't know if we ever followed up
45:51
on this um we said that uh Fallout 4 and Skyrim on PS4 wouldn't have mods
45:57
but apparently that's been resolved and they either do or they
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will they do but not as good as the Xbox
46:05
version oh really okay um XBox um they
46:09
basically you can go and do whatever you want on there so you can create new
46:14
audio create assets and everything the PlayStation you can't create new assets
46:19
you can't add audio you can only use what's in the game
46:25
oh okay that's a bit weird um it's something to do with Sony
46:32
it's to give people access to it they'd have to be classified as developers and
46:38
they need to get like developer licenses and get over it I think also Sony's
46:44
audio is their own special thing right
46:51
a and so yeah that that's why so like with the Xbox one they've got like I
46:57
think five or six gig put aside just for mods right so you can have some quite
47:03
big mods whereas the PlayStation 4 it's
47:06
only like one gig oh cuz there not if you're not adding anything new you just
47:12
sort of like you're not adding any new assets to the game you're just rearranging the
47:18
assets that are there so okay you're not going to see Thomas a
47:22
tank engine as a dragon oh that was that's one of my favorite
47:29
well you can get that on the Xbox one oh good I should well now I have to have to
47:34
buy it on Xbox or I could just play it on the P why I don't have a
47:38
PC I can't wait to really sit down and get into it again so I can find my
47:44
wife I'm going to find your wife first I know where she is I I married her 360 I
47:51
married her and then never met her again she just I think she got murdered on the
47:55
way back to town Jesus it's the saddest thing it could possibly happen this time
48:00
I can get to meet her again and start that relationship listen carefully walk her
48:06
home I will we got married and I went I
48:10
do yes I do may kiss a bride all right I'll catch you later I'm off to
48:15
Adventure and then yeah never again she never made it back from rifton never
48:20
made it back life imitating art imitating life no it's nice to come home
48:24
and have your wife waiting there this time I'm going to get to experience giving your
48:30
money yeah that's right yeah nice learner used to pop in and say G give me
48:36
the money and then head off again
48:41
yeah I eventually moved mine to a bigger house keep her
48:46
happy did you build the house in the uh in the the LC that let you build a house
48:52
no that was a bit clumsy I found that didn't even try it it's like hopefully
48:59
they fixed it now well it's just a bit cuz it's I I think people thought it was
49:03
going to be like Minecraft where I could go just build a house anywhere in in
49:07
Skyrim which sounds cool but it's not there's like I think there was only the
49:12
one place you could do it maybe maybe more than one uh that I didn't discover
49:16
and you just kind of like you just have to collect a bunch of [ __ ] and then you
49:20
go into this menu and you go build the foundations and it just does it and like
49:24
I don't know not as
49:27
uh interactive as I think people were hoping or I was hoping it's actually
49:33
just a bit boring and pointless I don't know I guess people
49:38
maybe liked it I I just didn't didn't do it for me I was I mean I've built myself
49:42
a pretty nice house in Fallout oh yeah
49:46
whereabouts pretty nice um the uh on the
49:49
beach at uh [ __ ] what's it called Hogan hog Garden hog Garden what the [ __ ]
49:56
Fallout for Beach North Hagen Beach I don't even
50:03
know what that is all right well it's just a nice little waterfront property
50:07
that I acquired it's probably a place I can actually go to I've never heard of
50:13
it yeah it might be uh let me see oh it's a
50:19
settlement oh okay I was going to say you should go
50:22
there in real life and uh yeah we could do a comparison photo yeah if it's real
50:28
you could recreate my house in real life yeah just kick whoever's in there
50:35
out yeah all right well we'll uh we'll see about that if I can if it's
50:41
[Music] real there's a couple of trailers uh for
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for new science fiction films uh that came out in the last week you did you
50:51
guys watch The Ghost in the Shell
50:53
trailer yeah oh trailer out for that it
50:59
is it looks yeah I must say looks really good another movie I probably won't end
51:04
up seeing at the movies that I'm interested in well glowing review from
51:08
Luke probably it's another movie I probably won't bother going on to scene
51:13
I like the um uh the look of it it looks good looks like I don't know it's it
51:18
doesn't look quite the same as the the anime uh but I do like the look of it
51:23
I'm still not convinced about Scarlet Jo but I think once maybe once the film
51:30
starts and I'm actually watching it you know what I mean yeah yeah she she still
51:35
sticks out to me it's still just Scarlet Johansson in a in a wig
51:41
sure also not she doesn't she's not naked like in the uh in the anime I
51:47
don't know guess she's naked is she just wasn't up for it I guess she's been
51:51
naked in films before yeah yeah the kind of stunts that would require
51:58
kind of the the gross kind of nudity I'm being obviously I it is a little weird
52:04
and gratuitous in the um in the anime but I mean I know why it's because of a
52:08
you know the camouflage invisibility stuff just yeah that's why that's why
52:13
yeah that's why but yeah in this um she
52:17
just doesn't have those parts seemingly
52:21
I mean she's nude on the cover yes of the [ __ ] of the of the
52:27
anime DVD yeah yeah yeah so I guess in this she either has a like a like a
52:34
bodysuit on or she just does not have female body parts like a a normal person
52:38
uh but yeah I mean it looks really good the visuals it kind of looks like uh
52:41
Blade Runner I guess uh mixed quite nice
52:46
yeah mixed with a little bit of Ghost in the Shell yeah exactly uh they didn't
52:52
show the but they didn't show those cool tanks uh so
52:57
interested to what they look like you you know the tanks with the legs the on I mean
53:02
yeah they'll probably be in it uh I was I don't remember the plot of
53:07
the anime completely which I guess I'm kind of happy about because it means the
53:11
film will be a complete uh surprise unless I remember halfway through and I
53:15
go oh that's right yeah but I think even then they'll probably have changed
53:19
enough yeah it does see it does look a bit different although there are scenes
53:24
that seem to be directly right out of it right out of it that's right yeah it'll
53:29
be it'll be interesting to yeah it looks cool visually looks good I mean it's
53:33
hard to tell anything other than that it looks good um the other trailer that I
53:40
saw uh Valyrian and the City of a thousand planets
53:45
H I'm not as excited about I want it to be nether yeah me too especially since
53:52
the link I clicked on said Valyrian trailer looks [ __ ] amazing am yeah
53:58
and I was oh it looks like a like too
54:03
much CGI to me it just looks like a bunch of people in a video game like I
54:09
don't know because they're saying oh you know that it's Luke basson Vision new
54:12
director of The Fifth Element and Lucy which from what I understand was a
54:16
terrible film I haven't seen it oh god I didn't even forgotten about that yeah
54:21
well I heard ter that it's one with Scarlet Johansson where she unlocks the
54:24
100% of her brain powers and and do stupid [ __ ] oh that looked awful yeah
54:30
apparently it was awful uh man lupon
54:33
really does touch both sides doesn't he
54:37
yeah but uh this is a film with um you know a lot of special effects and stuff
54:44
it reminds me a bit of um what was the one the wowski did uh like it looks like
54:50
it might be that kind of thing where it's I mean it's definitely definitely
54:57
science fiction and it's very looks very creative I just don't know it their
55:02
armor outfits look like they're from Mass Effect yeah they do very Mass
55:07
Effect well I mean this borrows from all sorts of stuff and it looks like it's
55:12
you know it's just got bits of everything in it like
55:15
there's there's like a a desert Planet at one point and there's uh people like
55:21
in um what is that movie the wowy one with um munas in it
55:26
Jupiter Ascending yeah I didn't watch that okay no I watched it on a plane it
55:30
was all right I think many people watched that no well that was that was the problem uh no
55:36
one it just wasn't very good it was fine it just wasn't very good and it looks
55:40
like this is probably the same and hopefully I'm wrong because I would like
55:42
to like this fine but not very good as a as a bit of a trend really yeah it just looks
55:48
fine um so yeah two science fiction movies uh they I mean yeah ghost the shell looks
55:54
good Valyrian looks I don't know did we talk about the trailer for Logan oh I
56:01
don't know what did you think I think I don't think we did I think it looks all right
56:07
yeah this is his last outing as Wolverine isn't it it is apparently
56:11
they're freaking mean he's plays Grandpa Wolverine so I can't imagine there was
56:16
one where he's older than this yeah like uh so I think that's he x23 in it I'm
56:22
not going to if you want to know who that is it's kind I guess it's a spoiler
56:25
if it is who it is is uh if it's not well we're speculating so it can't
56:29
really be a spoiler well all right fine do you know who x23 is no well then if
56:35
if I'm correct then that is who it is it might spoil the film a bit do you want
56:38
me to tell you yes yes I do all right so potential spoilers except I don't know
56:44
because I haven't seen the film x23 is a clone of Wolverine oh uh who kind of
56:50
becomes his adopted daughter I guess um
56:55
it's a clone but the girl yeah they're trying to uh trying to recreate
57:00
Wolverine question you if someone made a
57:04
female clone of you would you have sex with
57:11
her I don't know is she hot yeah do we get
57:16
along she's a clone of you you're alike in every way yeah maybe I I might annoy
57:22
myself I think the facial hair would put me off don't have to [ __ ] Mar
57:27
just [ __ ] yes or no I don't know I don't know I have to
57:32
get to Noah you guys are
57:37
losers what about you get to know people before you [ __ ] them oh we we made a
57:43
film about the fact that Dan wants to [ __ ] himself that's true that's true but
57:47
it wasn't a clone of me it was Me From Another Dimension that's right and you
57:50
and he wasn't into it then he tried to make me feel bad turnning him down
57:57
yep what happened to that it's still sitting here we needed some special
58:02
effects done and like always our special effects guy let me
58:05
down maybe uh maybe now that I work for a company that has a special effects
58:10
person on full-time staff maybe I could get this finished come to think of it
58:14
all right get it finished we'll put it up on the YouTube yeah let's put
58:18
everything back up oh yeah yep I know I need to do that I need to do that I keep
58:22
forgetting well that's the other thing I'm thinked about with my podcast that
58:25
might easy to YouTube as well oh so you're gonna film yourself naked now
58:32
yeah well that'll be a nice treat for the listeners they can finally see what
58:38
we've all known for Long
58:41
Time naked available is it yes it is am I just GNA have to get all of our
58:47
names naked.com I don't know I can't afford that right now that's all for
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