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Damn it. It is time to leave your worries outside and join me Dan
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ol Mallley, Trade Trendholm and Raz Sharma right here inside the Treehouse. Thank
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you for joining us on day number two of Treehouse Gone Wild. It is
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spring break inside the Treehouse. So let's not waste any time. Time is
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precious. Let's get stupid. And uh, I don't know if there's anything
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stupider than a man challenging Mike Tyson to a boxing match. But that's where
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Jake Paul's enters the conversation Jake Paul Mike Tyson Live on Netflix July twentieth at
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AT and T Stadium otherwise known as Jerry World in Arlington. Because not enough
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stupid happens inside that building enough already, each year you have to have the
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murdering of Jake Paul in front of one hundred thousand people to the list of
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stupid h Here's here's the even crazier thing. There's there's more. Mm hmm
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okay, Jake Paul's favored mm hmmm. Shut the fuck up. Uh wait,
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hang on, I have already. I don't know if anyone really took
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that seriously. And let me make sure you're here. Uh say that again,
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Trey, Jake Paul is favored. Shut the up somehow, somehow carries
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more weight when you throw the beep in. It's like it's like it's like
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when you when you throw the beep in, the f meant more. So
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you had to because people wouldn't be able to handle it. You got to
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go shut the gop by how much Tyson is plus three twenty five? I
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would like to take a thousand dollars and put that on Mike Tyson, please
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right here, right now? Uh, Trey, call your bookie slash a
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sponsor for me. Man, the minute I saw that, lock in that
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rate, That's exactly what I did, honest to God, to me,
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it's more important to lock in that Mike Tyson plus us how much it's more
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important to lock in that rate than it is a home mortgage rate. Now,
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the people that are doing the odds, I'm assuming have not seen because
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it's it's been like re released in the last couple of days. Is Mike
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Tyson training? I don't know. You guys have seen last year? Yeah?
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Oh yeah? Is it just made or did anyone anyone else noticed that
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as a fifty seven year old Mike Tyson is destroying those those pads as he's
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moving around the ring with the aggression of an early twenties something year old Mike
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Tyson. Anyone noticed that he looked like he seemed a little hard or is
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that just? Is that just let's go back to the gambling line. So
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you were you were just staring at his jump the whole time he was No,
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No to me, I mean, when when it's bouncing around like that,
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I mean, it's it's hard not to notice. Okay, I was,
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I was. I was looking at his hand technique, and yeah,
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looking at it, looking at something else. No, I've noticed the hand
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technique as well. I just I'm gonna observe an individual. I take picture.
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Yeah, no, I take in the whole picture, and I noticed
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that. So not only not only is he's still clearly in fighting shape,
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but he's really excited to be doing it. Yes, I think I think
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it's bad enough if you were to agree. I don't care what the dollar
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amount is, because that's that's the uh, the hypothetical we've all asked each
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other since we first saw Mike Tyson fight at like the age of nineteen,
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how much would it take for you to step in the ring with Mike Tyson
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and Jake Paul's gonna do it. It's bad enough. Just imagine the reality
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is setting in. Forget the dollar amount that was agreed upon, the reality
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that would said in. As soon as you step foot inside the ring with
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Mike Tyson staring at you wanting to destroy you. That's bad enough. But
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then if you look down and see that he's a wrecked, doesn't that just
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make it worse? You get wrecked, he's a wrecked. That's just what
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happens. So and if he walked like when you when it comes time to
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touch gloves, if he says, uh, you know something along the lines
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of un't get my twenty million out of you, it's like, oh God,
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which party? When it comes time to touch gloves and you guys,
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he steps in front of you, He's like, that's not my glove.
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Sorry about that, buddy, Please God, don't treat me like robbing gibbons.
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It's pretty bad when when you'd prefer to be Evander Holyfield in that situation.
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Yeah, has anybody talked to like it caused? H I? Don't
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you guys remember the fight with Michael Spinks? But uh, it. He
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suffered permanent brain damage in that fight. Lasted nineteen seconds. That's all I'm
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trying to say is he lasted nineteen seconds and suffered permanent brain damage. Well,
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and everyone's talking about the fight he did last year with Roy Jones Junior.
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People don't understand how good of a fighter Roy Jones Junior was, Like
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he possibly was pound for pound, probably was a better fighter all around than
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Mike Tyson. Yeah yeah, And I'm glad you mentioned that, Dray,
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because the height of Roy Jones Junior was the height of my boxing watching cycle,
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like watching HBO boxing Larry Merchant and what's his name the play by play
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guy, watching Roy Jones Junior, Prince something guy that was really fast,
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like all these great names that I saw, And you're right, Roy Jones
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Junior was phenomenal. And I still keep thinking though that my guys is gonna
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kill Jake Paul and we're all gonna be watching it. Oh yeah, I
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totally agree. I mean, if now, if somehow Jake Paul, if
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it goes past maybe two rounds, maybe he has a chance. I was
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gonna say, I was gonna say I'd be surprised if it went after three
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but then again, maybe maybe they'll make a show out of it. I
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don't know. No, Oh, they'll make a show out of it.
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His funeral definitely the best watching YouTube thing ever. Yeah, this is uh
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my guess is if it's if he goes because you have to also understand this
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is like Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson in therapy. So he's like, he's
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very zen, Like I don't know if he saw the Joe Rogan interview and
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I was like, you know, you got Paul called out by uh Logan
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Paul or whoever it was to fight him. He's like, no, I
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think it's awesome. I think it's it's great. It's it's wonderful to have
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the opportunity. I'm like, what what happened to Like, I'm gonna eat
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it hot and then I'm gonna bury his children, Like what happened to that
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guy? Maybe maybe he's learned finally not to say the out. Maybe he's
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finally learned not to speak his thoughts. Oh, so he's internalizing everything.
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That's what we want, which is why you don't get in the ring with
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Mike Tyson. And I don't care what his mental state. I just like
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to box everything up and then it's very deep down inside my soul. I
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feel I hear the bell ring, I feel bad for his kids, Like,
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no, no, just internalize that, Mike, internalize that. Just
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put that in. He doesn't have any kids and he never will. Okay,
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that's just let's not let's not do that. It's just a boxing match.
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And that was something I was like. I posted on that was on
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on Twitter x whatever the hell it's called today on Elon's fan page. I
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posted when I first saw the video announcement from Netflix, Jake Paul, Mike
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Tyson, Jill twenty if Netflix Live, Jerry World, whatever I said,
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Can I preemptively report a murder because it's like one of those murder misters,
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Like I like to report a murder, like I'm already starting up a side
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project podcast about the murdering of Jake Paul. I like to report a murder.
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Well, where did it happen? It hasn't happened yet ominously, but
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it's going too. Yeah. If I my thing is this like the balls
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that he has to have, assuming he watched the training video and just looked
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at that and went, yeah, I want to fight that guy. I
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don't care if he's I know, he's twenty six and Tyson's fifty seven.
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But Tyson's a different fifty seven, yeah, right, like wildly different fifty
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seven, Like like twenty six year old Jake Paul versus forty four year old
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danel Mallick. He gonna kill me, right, Yeah. But I'm not
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Mike Tyson at any age. I never was, never well be No,
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I wouldn't fight Mike Tyson at ninety seven. No, I mean, you
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might have a shot if he's ninety seven and you're forty four, Like you
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might have you might have a little bit of a chance maybe, But I
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did. Like though, It's like so when I posted on when I posted
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online saying like can I preemptively report a murder? Someone had responded, It's
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like guy, it's like he was like, Dan, don't worry about it.
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It's it's just an exhibition about blah blah blah, And like, no,
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huh huh, that's what Apollo Creed thought. Look what happened to him.
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This could very well be a life imitating art situation. Yeah, I
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just uh, I don't know how you decide you're that that's what you want
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to do. That's like you know what, this is a fun and he
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hasn't really fought. I mean, okay, Jake Paul like he fights people
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on his on his terms, like he's fighting m m a guys in a
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boxing ring. Okay, that's there in lines the difference, right, didn't
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he he lost to Tommy Morrison? Didn't Jake Paul just lose? I mean
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he lost a Tommy Morrison still fighting. I want to say it was it
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was a no name guy. I mean, I I think I just see
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him take on Butterbean. That would be awesome. I think he's doing it
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just because he's he realizes that this whole boxing thing has come to an end
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and he's got one good payday left and this is it, and well he
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did. It's a boozy. Jake Paul did say the same day that the
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fight was announced as we can find it real quick, saying, uh here
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here it is on a On March seventh. Last week, Jake Paul tweeted
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out promotion, promotion, promotion. If I'm being honest, I don't need
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that the biggest fight of the twenty first century and the biggest NFL stadium in
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broadcast live on the biggest streaming platform in the world. That's the MVP way.
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I think that's his company. Whether you're tuning in on Netflix or showing
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click more, showing out in person, whether your team pauler team Tyson,
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whether you're a lifelong boxing fan or watching your first fight, You're not gonna
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want to miss this event. Cannot be more excited to make this amazing fight
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available to all Netflix subscribers along with the hardest hitter of all time, Mike
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Tyson, Saturday July twentieth. My sights are said, I'm becoming a world
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champion, and now I have a chance to prove myself against the greatest heavyweight
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champion of the world, the baddest man on the planet, and the most
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dangerous boxer of all time. Time to put Iron Mike to sleep. So
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I think I've cracked the code on this with Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson.
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Okay, we really in life don't get the opportunity to choose when and where
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we die. It's usually I did for us. Jake Paul has found a
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way to make it happen for himself, and we're all just gonna pay whatever
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it is to to see it. And I'll be there among them. Yeah,
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I I it was Tommy Fury. I think that's who you were thinking
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of. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, because I was like Tommy Morrison,
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I got Tommy Tommy Fury. But yeah, and he lost tom Yeah,
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and he did lose legitimately lost to Tommy Fury. So uh, now
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you're gonna fight Mike Tyson. Okay, Yeah, that's the that's mhm.
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Again. If you're watching the training video and and Jake Paul is like,
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you know what I gotta I gotta go out on a high note, and
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like, what's the best way to go out death? Okay, let's let's
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sign Tyson. Let's let's get him on board. I can't imagine that phone,
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Like, I can't imagine. I just want to see Tyson's face when
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he got the call. I think I think it's pretty Uh, I can
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see it. I can see. It's easy he to imagine. Mike answers
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the phone and someone asks the question that you don't hear. You just see
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Mike answer the phone. It's a it's a close up of his face.
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He answers the phone that's coming in from Jake Paul's people, and he he
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you hear the murmuring like in uh and then and then Mike Tyson says,
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yeah, I'll kill a white boy. I'm a huckleberry. And then he
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gets an erection and leads him to the correction of the ring. And how
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you mentioned Jake Paul. He likes to fight people on his terms. Well,
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if Mike Tyson walks in the ring like that, then he's gonna be
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well, hey, that that that No, that's not a lot. That's
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like can imagine, just like Jake Paul just in the court, Like Mike
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Tyson makes his answer to Jake Paul's just warming up. He's like, hey
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man, quick question. Yeah, what's up Jake? Is he hard?
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You mean hard to beat? No? Looking down hard? Yeah, Mike
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the break. What was it you were trying to tell us about Mike Tyson.
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It's when he went to prison. I don't know how much truth there
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is to the story, but it was a it was a fantastic story.
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I think it was like right as the Internet was like becoming a thing.
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Is when he went to prison. There was a story that there was an
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inmate that you know, everybody wants to be the tough guy in prison,
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and Mike Tyson went to jalhen there's always gotta be that one guy, like
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all whoop his ass, and so somebody went to fight Mike Tyson. And
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I believe if I remember it correctly, so long ago, but I believe
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he snapped both of his arms, like he broke together guys, but both
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of his arms. And that was the only fight he ever got into in
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prison because they saw the result, which was he broke both the guy's arm
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like that is yeah, that's and that's like and if you if that guy
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would have won, don't you think he wins prison? Like if like prison
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was a game, like he won, like they should let you out,
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Like that should be well, yeaht of a judge at that point, you
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actually did win the real life version of Mike Tyson's punch out, and you
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should be able to again. You should be able to go to the judge
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and be like, Okay, what's what is it you want? I'd like
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to get out of prison. You know you're serving a life sentence. I
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beat up Mike Tyson. It's like, you know what time served? No,
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I think that. I think that's more reason to keep him locked up.
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The guy that yeah, it's like, you know what to tell you.
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We'll let you out of this prison and we'll send you straight to super
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Max, or you become part of some secret government pro you're just going to
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run the world punching terraces in the face. Yeah, I mean that's actually
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a good program. I just don't want to find any guy that got a
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face tattoo when they weren't popular, you know what I mean, Like they
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weren't in style, and he's like put that on my face, Like,
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okay, buddy, that sounds good. Well. And there was also the
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story that in this one I believe has been verified that when Mike Tyson was
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was younger. He's he he loves pigeons. I don't know if it's just
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racing pigeons specifically or just pigeons. They're his pets, his babies, and
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it's kind of a common thing in New York to have rooftop pigeon cages and
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things. And someone killed his pigeons or a pigeon, and then he destroyed
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that person physically. It didn't kill them. I guess he decided to stop
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short and be merciful. But that's one of those stories. It's like,
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that's what he did when you did that to his bird. Yeah, that's
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what That's what I'm saying, Like, this is this, this is therapy,
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Mike. This is like Mike, you know, the urge to kill.
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Yes, shove it down, shove it down inside like we're not gonna
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talk about it anymore. Okay, sounds good. And then and then it's
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baby steps, trying to find a healthy outlet for the rage. Yeah,
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and then Jake calls, people call, and then the therapist says, I've
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got your outlet. I have your next victim, I mean outlet, I
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have your outlet, your victim. That's wrong. Yeah, that's gonna be
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I cannot I give it thirty seconds. The therapist is a hypnotist, because
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carry it. When you hear the bell, when you hear Robin Gibbons three
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times on the ship, My god, the first ten rows of that boxing
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match is going to look like a bloody Gallagher event. Oh all right,
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there is there is something that might be uh, not as stupid as challenging
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Mike Tyson to an actual boxing match, but still pretty stupid on the on
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the stupid scale, and that is have you guys seen the videos of I
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think it's an actual competition now power Slap. Yes, I don't know.
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I guess it's origins are, like a lot of things. It probably started
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in the streets with you know, two dudes in a bar having a disagreement,
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say let's take it outside. When they went outside, they said,
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okay, okay, open hand only you get will you get one slap?
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I get one slap? And then power Slap was born. I don't know
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the origin of it. I just assume it was something silly like that.
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And now it's an honest to goodness competition and it's bad. Yeah, it's
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there's a lot of uh so it's Dana White's the same guy from UFC,
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and he doesn't care about anybody's actual health. Uh, clearly you can tell
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by past CTE MMA Fight are suffering from ct And now there's a whole thing
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on this power slap thing because now they have the mouth guards. I don't
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know if you see that. They the first season, if you watch it,
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they did not have mouth cards, and the question of CTE came up.
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But it's it's it's like getting hit in the head by a car.
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Yeah, because I mean, like when you're doing the videos that I've seen,
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it's not like it's not this is not pimp slapping. Like pimp slapping,
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I'm assuming like it's sort of like you draw a line down the middle
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of your hand and you're supposed to use like the front part I think I
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saw I saw a diagram online. You only use the front part of the
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hand for a normal slap, right, you use the back half that includes
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the palm I think in the power slap, and that's how you end up
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doing some serious damage. Yeah, they should also have an iced t tutorial
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of the pimp slap like that as scene on SVU. But I would also
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watch if you could get pimps slapping people. I would watch that as opposed
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to the power slap thing because I can. I can't watch the power slap
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thing. I've seen, Like when you see the chalk fly off of people's
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face, I'm like, that is I just laughed too hard and I'm like,
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I feel bad because I'm laughing at their pain. But no, I
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don't know that's that's not mm hmm. It's been around for a while.
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I mean, to my knowledge, it was in a very Eastern European thing
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that somehow probably started in Russia along with the car mma where they do the
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mma matches inside of a locked car. See that, and I'm like,
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yeah, that that's that's that's probably Bulgaria, Russia. Yeah, uh huh
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uh. They actually have because I guess you have. I guess Dana White
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has started the parent organization, like the Central Organization for Power Slap, and
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I guess you go to Vegas and you do the whole competition. But in
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order to do that, it's sort of like the World Series of Poker.
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To get there, I guess as an amateur, you have to go to
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the satellite power slap meets and win those and progress and until you can get
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to the big stage in Vegas. And I guess they had one in Dallas
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a couple of weeks ago, because I wanted to share this with you guys.
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There's a this was in Dallas and it was a power slap competition something
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and it's two guys standing in front. There's a referee I guess, standing
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in between the two of them. Yeah, and it seems very official.
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All right, can you guys see that? Yeah? This is one of
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those times where if you go to our Patreon you'll be able to see the
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video that we'll post on this or if you're really lucky, maybe we'll include
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this in Treehouse TV on YouTube at the end of the week. But my
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point is this power slap I guess has satellite competitions that you have to win
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and then move up before you get to the big stage. So in this
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one, this is from Dallas, You've got two guys standing in front of
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each other. They're going to take turn slapping each other. You got the
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web Chapel Extension sign over their heads. You got a very official looking referee
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in an old school mAb's logo shirt with oversized shorts. And this is what
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happens when you do the power slap in the in a bar in Dallas.
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Okay, okay, the slap one may that's a hard slap. The problem
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is, I think that guy only used the the front half of his hand.
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The second guy uses the back half. Here we go two. He
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hit him so hard. Not only did it take him off his feet for
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it what looks to be a t k O, but it sent him threw
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a black curtain into another room, sent him back to his childhood. It
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did. He did have the same form as my mother, who was who
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was the Mike Tyson of her time. But let's watch this again and listen
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really closely, because I think there's there's when you hit someone so hard,
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there is some visceral some visceral reactions now you just can't control. And and
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this power slap did that to this guy. Go back to it. Now
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he's winding up, he's getting himself ready. Okay, here we go.
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Here comes the slap. Yeah, that's a that's a hard slap, Papa,
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can you hear me? Oh man, wow, this is uh you
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know? And I and again I'll do a race thing. I thought it
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was a white people only thing, but now I mean it's getting it's the
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beauty of it. It's getting everybody involved. So you're right because this appears
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to be what like two Hispanic gentlemen. Yes, so I mean regulation,
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it's a testament to the sport. It is very inclusive. That's an overriding
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principle that stupid knows no color. To that end, I would like to
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be here in the treehouse. Everyone is welcome and that's not a whoop thing
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that just because we're cool. Yeah, just don't slap any of us please.
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Like these guys are looking at it a sport and I'm like, oh,
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third grade, I remember that. I'm just reliving childhood trauma. That's
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what I'm second. I'm like, oh, I remember that day. I
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mean a b I talked back. I asked for seconds. Remember that story
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I told you about my Masters of the Universe TV trade covered in syrup,
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he went to the curtain. It was actually a solid wall, laughing through
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the pain. That's what we do here in the treehouse. Oh. That
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is day two of spring break in the Treehouse. Treehouse Gone Wild. Thanks
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for hanging out with us Tomorrow, of course, Day three, Day three,
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House Gone Wild. Be here for it as we will, yeah,
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including And it's not often we tease things, but I think this is This
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is a this is one that has earned the tease about a handsy uber driver,
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a story you do not want to miss tomorrow in the treehouse. Trust
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me on this. We'll see you in there tomorrow. M