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Don't Ask About Tortuga: Doom Eternal Review & The Cats Butthole Cut · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  well we can all calm down it's all under control now Pope's spoken to God he's
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  going to call off the virus welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy he took his time he really did
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  didn't he ah I guess I'll ask are they going to call off the institutional
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  pedophilia as well ramp it in the Catholic church or is that not as
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  important he could float that one with him but I don't know yeah I think that
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  one's still got to stick around for a bit but the virus should be gone by
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  tomorrow okay well that's good um maybe it could stick around at the end of the
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  week so I can um still stay home from work for a bit longer one thing's for
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  sure whenever I'm pirating [ __ ] media content I don't
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  even think I can in all good Consciousness call it Italy anymore oh
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  yeah we're going to have to come up with a new euphemism what will you call it
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  now then yeah for the uh for the old pyra Bay call
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  it Tortuga that too obvious Tortuga
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  Tortuga okay sure the the island the mysterious island of Tortuga yeah it's a
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  Caribbean Island isn't it or port in the Caribbean I don't know a whole lot about
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  toruga I do know that it's in Pirates of the Caribbean though and which is oh
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  okay I'd never heard of it and I actually thought you'd made it up no so
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  did I yeah we I we thought you would just be in random toruga island is a Caribbean
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  Island forms part of Haiti off the northwest coast of hisp Hispanola so it
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  is an island yes and apparently it uh means toris in English that I did not
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  know that makes sense yep does it
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  tortoise yeah uh speaking of working
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  from home we've got uh a listener update from uh from a listener who should be
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  known only as mclunky uh per request MH um but I have I have had confirmation
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  that if you work at Pixar you can work at home H it's just a pain in the ass
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  because yeah it is MHM cuz they don't have the workstations uh to do stuff properly and
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  they don't have the bandwidth to uh to do stuff properly but but they working from home
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  well that makes sense they can I mean it's a pain in the ass a big problem at
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  the moment pain in the ass just for me to work from home CU I can't [ __ ]
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  keep an eye on my stuff don't trust them I'm sure they you
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  can trust them to go and do what you've told them to do Luke knows him very well
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  and he's he's they very yeah not just on Reddit I I still
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  think this is the one sort of good thing that's going to come out of all of this
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  work from home is when we get past it I think work from home is going to become
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  more of a thing oh sure maybe because I think after the end
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  of it people are going to go well it is true people are able to work from home
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  and still get [ __ ] done and it won't have that I think the
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  reason why more people don't work from home or bosses don't allow is people
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  think they just goof off when you see I I think it's it's okay for some people
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  and not others I like and also when you first do it I
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  think there is a like it is more tempting to to goof off a bit like cuz I
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  first couple times I worked from home when I was in Sydney in particular I was
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  kind of like I mean I could just play my Xbox uh and I think probably because I
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  was younger and because it was new but like it does take a certain amount of
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  discipline to like not do that you know what I mean the biggest problem I have
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  when working from home is actually working too much yeah I agree stopping at a at a finish
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  time I don't have lunch I start early I finish later I also feel guilty that
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  that you're at home that I'm not doing anything so I work
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  more so I need to actually when I do I need to actually set out time I'm going
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  to start at this time I'm going to finish at this time I'm going to break
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  here for lunch and try and put myself into a bit more of a routine yeah still
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  not going to wear pants though no good God no my my favorite thing about is
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  just not having to travel because it's like I could well it gives you an extra
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  hour of day yeah like oh be driving to work right now I guess I will get to you
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  know play the Xbox for half an hour quickly cuz why the [ __ ]
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  not cuz I you to start for half an hour I mean that that works if you actually
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  do allow yourself that time for me it's just like oh I don't travel so instead
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  of sitting on a train and listening to a podcast for 45 minutes I'll just start
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  work earlier sure and then still finish at the same time yeah that you would be
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  walking in the door except now you've just worked that entire time yeah
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  exactly but yeah you you got to set those boundaries look I mean it's a pain
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  in the ass but uh we got it pretty easy comparatively speaking I mean oh yeah you
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  know some people in the world are really really stung by this um totally not the
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  least of which the 300 Festival goers who were trapped at an outdoor Music
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  Festival right now really trapped trapped unable to leave and this
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  looks like one of those real kind of uh oh God feral music festivals like
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  Burning Man style tribal Gathering Festival Jesus the type of stuff where
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  you like to go and let yourself be free and you can do things are bit silly
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  because you know you're never going to see these people again yeah yeah and
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  you'll be home in 3 days yeah exactly right oh God so there and they've been
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  at this Festival in Panama so they're overseas technically well I mean
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  presumably a lot of them are overseas uh some of them probably locals and the
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  border of Patrol have just surrounded the festival and said
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  n going anywhere [ __ ] I mean music
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  festivals are great until suddenly they're not anymore like when you want
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  to leave a music festival like you just want to be [ __ ] gone yeah totally but
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  to me I I don't know this I think goes back on them a little bit cuz this it's
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  not like this happened like weeks ago when we were just starting to hear about
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  this we were pretty much into a lot of lockdown when they decided to actually
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  still go to true but I think it's really ramped this week
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  like up until and including last week I was thinking that maybe if this blows
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  over I still might be able to go on my holiday in 3 weeks that's really not
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  happening I was still planning to come and visit you in like 3 days also not
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  happen like not going to happen they will not let you in yeah you better have
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  a long break because you have to spend two weeks in quarantine just coming into
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  this country yeah and then I get to see for a day and then I'd have to come back
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  and then spend long two weeks in quarantine yeah that's right is crazy
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  man world is going to be a different place for a long time you know where is
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  already a different place Bangladesh and you know why it's different because
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  instead of social isolating and quarantine um they've had a mass
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  Gathering of 25,000 people who have come into the streets to All Join hands and
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  pray for Co to go away so you know um I
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  mean that's nice but also that's not social distancing that's
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  the oppos of social if you get together and hold hands Australia actually had to
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  shut down Bond beach today yes huh because people were still just going wow
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  going and oh it'll be fine yeah we've got problems well not problems I mean I
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  don't have problems cuz they're away far away from me but yeah it's spring break
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  basically right now and all the kids are like I'm [ __ ] I'm still going to the
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  beach and then they're all worst spring break ever what's they they complaining
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  about it they're like oh I can't believe they've canceled everything it's like
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  you [ __ ] morons no the thing is like cuz you go to spring break to circulate
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  viruses anyway just not this one yeah
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  different guys herpes yeah yeah yeah no they're all uh but no it's sort of weird
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  cuz people could people are just making this a lot harder than it needs to be
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  like people you still could have gone to the beach if you were sensible about it
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  and just like still distance yourself from people and stuff but I don't know
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  people just aren't doing smart things I went and played disc golf yesterday
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  that's fine didn't touch anybody you're very distant yeah yeah I mean that was
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  instead of Greco Roman wrestling yeah yes which you normally would do on a
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  Saturday and my normal uh yeah my normal sensual massage lesson see my my social
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  isolation it's actually quite easy cuz I've had to change nothing yeah you've
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  been practicing for this for decades mhm my time to shine mate [ __ ] Doom came
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  out what more do you want play Doom I've nearly finished it what's that I've
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  nearly finished it all right I haven't nearly finished it I am enjoying it
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  though I'm surp I'm surprised you gave it a go Luke well I sat down and
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  actually just finished the first Doom like 2016 I finished that this week and
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  I went yeah I'll just continue on [ __ ] great game I like the first one
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  better than the second one I'll say that really
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  okay the second one has more uh stuff going on puzzle well and even I mean
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  just like the 2016 Doom right you've got all doom levels and you have
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  collectibles in it and it's qu it's very clear here's a list of all the [ __ ] you
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  can do in this level and once you've completed it it's done the second one
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  seems to have more uh kind of like social stuff and it's got uh changing
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  goals I guess it seems like they' seems like they've done more to make it um
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  expandable I guess if that's do you get what I'm saying like
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  yeah there's more there's daily quests and things like so it's less defined as
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  like uh like I have now completed the game kind of thing I don't think that
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  you're not really going to do that with this one no this is one's deigned for
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  you to keep going back and get experience to unlock things and which
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  I'm not going to do I'm going to finish the game yeah now this one's good did
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  you play 20161 Dan no I didn't actually okay okay it's it's I mean it's good if
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  you like Doom but it is I mean I guess like but I mean when I played doom and
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  Doom 2 I mean there wasn't a lot of options right went a lot to those games this
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  this new one [ __ ] like I feel like they've done some really cool [ __ ] like
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  ammo is more scarce and so you have to chainsaw things so the way you get
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  health is you do finishing moves on demons basically and the way you get
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  ammo which are brutally murdering them you like feed your beat them to death
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  with their foot and then to get ammo you chainsaw them and then they just ammo
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  sprays everywhere just like that new addition well you could do that in the
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  first one in in the 2016 one but in this one the chainsaw always has a little bit
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  of fuel in it so you can always and and there's less ammo around so you kind of
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  have to do it more so does everyone have
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  ammo inside them yeah nice not unclear why but they do
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  no don't need to know better than not know actually exactly but this is one of
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  the first games I'm playing with not worrying about the achievements
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  interesting oh really so I hav I haven't even looked at what the achievements are
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  they're just unlocking as I play because they're so easy that you don't have to
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  worry about them or because you would be playing this for fun regardless I am
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  trying to do a thing where I play some games just for
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  fun uhhuh so you're just living like me now It's A New Concept but but one thing
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  with this is sort of a bit weird because the Collectibles they're not super hard
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  to find yeah so I am still going through and collecting all of them but I'm
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  not getting it a a guide out and getting it that way I'm just playing the game
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  and finding them myself and if it takes me an extra 30 minutes just to find this
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  one collectible I'm just doing it instead of yeah so well it it shows you
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  on the map where stuff that there is something usually you just have to
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  figure out how to get some of them can be a bit hard to work out how to get
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  yeah totally and some of them I've spent half an hour and then I've gone look I'm
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  going to continue and I'll come back to it later and then I found out that oh
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  you had to continue and then come back right well it's supposed to be hard to
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  get that's why it's a game and not a movie yes but yeah now I'm quite proud of
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  myself oh good job well we're quite proud of you and I'm quite proud of it
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  software cuz I think it's a [ __ ] great game so man I'm so annoyed gaming
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  has spiked massively um during this quarantine period um yeah but does that
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  mean there's people that get to stay home but don't have any work to do I'm
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  just as busier just as busy if not busier now than I was before I've got
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  even less time for games I'm not sure get to is is the right word some people
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  some people are yeah you no longer have a job because we can't keep open Rhode
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  Island has has shut down all bars
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  restaurants and cafes you can you can do takeout and delivery and so yep and
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  there are uh camra's just done that same thing so all non-essential shops so all
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  bars restaurants cafes shut down the next 48 hours and people are now on un
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  unemployment cuz you got they've all all the staff have been laid off so those
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  people probably have a lot of time to play video games but I'm not sure
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  they're that happy about it okay no well I'll stop envying them and there's calls
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  for there's these weird calls on I get it and I don't get it right people on
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  Twitter saying oh you need to shut down rent make it so we don't have to pay
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  rent it's like how the [ __ ] that going to work cuz then you're just going to
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  [ __ ] over all the landlords like do people not realize how the [ __ ] R like
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  what rent is yeah and landlords are just people who own houses that is their
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  income some things some things that of being floated around uh yeah like uh
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  stopping uh loans so people don't have to repay loans for 6 months that's
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  something that's being talked about well that's fine like that's different in a
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  way but then but then you I sort of because then you're screwing over the
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  company that gave you issued the loan in a way you know what I'm saying like like
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  if you're not paying your landlord rent presumably your landlord in most
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  circumstances uses your rent to pay the mortgage so then they can't pay their
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  mortgage and then so you put the mortgage on hold and then so the the the
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  bank isn't getting money in from the mortgage like like this is everything
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  think a huge flow on effect which is it just seems like people only care about
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  themselves and they don't really think about it so like it's more complicated
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  than just all right we've made we we've told them you don't have to pay rent
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  anymore like it doesn't work like that and this is why I'm doing little things
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  like even though K is a shop but they can still do takeaway order that
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  takeaway to try and help them as much as you can cuz that's the flow and effect
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  you need you can try and effect yeah totally yeah yeah support your little
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  business that money flowing help those businesses so they can try and keep PE
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  paying people so yeah it doesn't cuz this is going to kill us for
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  years as it is yeah totally well I mean you know the toilet paper industry in
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  Australia has to bounce back um and similarly in
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  Canada Day stockpiling
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  cannabis right for years it turns out
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  just just fortunately no is it legal in
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  Canada yes I believe so I don't I don't think this is just
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  saying that like winky wink a lot of Canadians are buying weed this week I
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  think that's that cannabis dispensaries
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  are experiencing the highest sales ever during to people I wonder if a canis
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  dispensary would be classified as essential depends who you ask I'd say that's
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  interesting yeah stockpiling weed God yeah how long I mean I'm not sure or
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  either of you are going to know the answer to this but how long is weed good
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  for if you like St piled it no idea like my like toilet paper you know you could
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  you could use that for years presumably food you could keep a pack of cigarettes
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  for years though right I I don't think you'd want to I mean yeah I've I've I've
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  come across a packet of cigarettes that I sort of put aside and came across like a year
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  later it was open but if you if you had a sealed packet you could probably interesting
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  you know what I have no idea but yeah I guess maybe like cuz I've never bought a
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  pack of cigarettes not that I smoke anymore but I've never bought a pack of
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  cigarettes and looked at the used by date on it like to make sure is still in
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  date I I never really considered that they would have a used by date actually
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  ex then again again don't smoke either so um fresh from anywhere to 6 months to
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  a year it's stored well okay well let's hope let's let's hope
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  we're not smoking old cigarettes in a year from now because at some point I'd
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  like to be able to go back to the office I um I did find some toilet paper
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  the other day in my travels I ducked out to to find someone for
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  where Ocean State Job Lot I found some what it's kind of weird right so I I
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  it's it's like uh it's a shop that's like uh oh how you
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  describe it that's less interesting like Campbell's Cash and Carry almost okay
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  like it's not it's it's not wholesale though it's like uh I don't know how to
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  describe it it's like a gen generic kind of like a dollar store but not like it's
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  not like a dollar store it's just like a discount store I guess kind of okay I
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  don't know it's so I went out the other day because I was like well we need some
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  stuff um I've been getting groceries
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  delivered uh but it's funny actually the grocery stuff that I've been having
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  delivered they've been saying oh this is out of stock this is out of stock so I
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  ventured out I went to uh I was just a j a lot where I found toilet paper I went
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  to and I went to Dave's Marketplace which is a like a
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  supermarket and everything at Dave's was
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  fairly normal they had like most of the normal stuff they would have all the
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  fresh fruit and vegetables and 90% of other things but they were just
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  completely out of toilet paper paper
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  towel y uh sanitizers and things uh and
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  flour for some reason no
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  flour um and no broth like you know like
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  soup broth are you do you buy broth yeah of course I do what do you use broth for
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  [ __ ] all sorts of things mate I want to make a soup I don't even know what
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  broth really is you what do you cook I no salmon and vegetables okay
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  well you wouldn't need it for that obviously look it's my understanding
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  that you do all the cooking in your house right yeah but I've never had a
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  need for broth that's why I bit confused about what it is made
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  no don't do soup risoto um no what about a what about a she
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  pie yeah nope oh yeah any kind of pie actually if you ever making a pie
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  filling you'd use it no I don't do fancy stuff started making her own is it fancy
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  fancy stuff like shephard's pie that's
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  great or a soup it sounds
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  complicated it's not no it is for me oh anyway we use it well Ramen actually we
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  use it quite a lot for see I don't make my own Ramen
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  because really good ramen is very very attainable here yeah right not so much
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  here yeah although actually there is a good place in Providence can't go there
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  right now though so no no you can't is it snowing there Matt you got your fire going
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  inside no no it's been nice the last couple days the weather here is so
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  [ __ ] weird it was it snowed last week I'm sure you saw my snap yeah saw that
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  deck playing in the snow wasn't snowing here today obviously but it did bucket
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  down rain all day so um we got cozy and curled up in front of um 4K fire place
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  on uh the tell that was nice beautiful were you streaming it yeah yeah what did
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  it look okay because they're talking about how YouTube and Netflix lowering
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  the quality of their videos yeah I read that but no it looked fine it looked
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  fine but maybe I wouldn't know the difference I honestly think there's a
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  lot of stuff that comes out as 4K and says so good that that you really don't
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  notice the difference I would agree with that you think it's false advertising I
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  I I think it's one of the things that they put in your head that this is going
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  to be better and then you believe
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  it all right that's what I tell myself I'm not allowed to buy a 4K television
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  all I know is when I was still shooting on SD and HD came out but it was
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  thousands and thousands of dollars more I was like SD is fine by me thanks and
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  and uh and that just means I just I can't even do anything with any of the
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  footage I shot pre 2010 it's [ __ ] garbage
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  yeah DV tape perfect Yeah man they used to be 30 bucks a tape when I first
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  started shooting on DV as well yeah [ __ ] hell oh god I've got a bunch of
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  them in a box somewhere oh so do I man what empty ones or full ones sure I'm
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  sure uh they be full I'm sure I re to reuse them cuz they're too expensive no
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  exactly right exactly yeah no I got a box on and we've got some other listener
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  submitted Corona virus news thank you Dary for sending this in PornHub ever
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  the opportunists have made uh PornHub free which I mean I presume they mean
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  PornHub because PornHub has like PornHub prum I mean look I know PornHub
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  expert but oh PR yeah premium right what does that get you yeah what does that
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  get PR get I think that gets you to the the Live Sex Shows the stuff maybe I
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  don't know didn't know about that do they they remove ads or something maybe
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  I don't know they made por there are you you get ads are they not ads I assume is
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  that is that how people pay for everything ads these days you want see
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  ads on PornHub it's not like YouTube where you click a video and there's like
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  a 30 second ad or anything oh okay all right maybe the ad
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  subal you don't see ads on the page when you're on PornHub like cheeky little ad
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  at the side yeah maybe they maybe they maybe it's like old timey TV where they
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  have to incorporate the ad into the general show itself well maybe it's just
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  that every I mean we all use ad blockers right so maybe that's why you don't see any
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  ads maybe they're supposed to be there ad blockers don't block pre-rolls though
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  yeah they do do they they can yeah my [ __ ] ad block you can I don't see ads
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  on YouTube blocker I usually um allow them on YouTube because I want YouTubers to get
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  money but you can I'm pretty sure you can block that [ __ ] well I'm going to
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  look into that you know one thing cuz I actually get YouTube I pay for YouTube
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  mhm ah so I get YouTube read and stuff but I've always wonder cuz you know how
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  like videos would get demonetized yes if I'm watching them and a lot of other
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  people who are paying or watching them do they get money cuz monation normally
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  comes from the ads but I'm paying for that to be a case so I think they should
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  still get money from people like me my guess is no probably no but yeah I don't
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  know the answer to that you know what's really irritating when you have to
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  [ __ ] wait for your YouTube video to play because a commercial is playing
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  that you [ __ ] directed that's really [ __ ] annoying you have [ __ ] seen it it
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  happens to me so often it's like no no I don't have to watch this I hate it when
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  you get you you've been watching enough YouTube videos that it gets to the point
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  where it's like you can't skip the ads anymore you got to watch them like you
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  you've watched so many videos video Midway to play you an ad
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  yeah you can't skip it it's like mind you I noticed that last time I was in
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  Australia that ads on television cuz I I I don't watch television you know Free
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  To Wear TV me either and uh so I never
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  see TV commercials you know in situ but when I was a kid or and growing up there
• 24:56
  used to be someone whose job it was to find the optimal point in shows and
• 25:00
  movies to put a commercial break you know the end of an act Cliffhanger now
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  they're practically mid sentence it's like well they they used to make shows
• 25:13
  around it too like they used to structure them whereas not anymore now
• 25:19
  it's all like it's for Netflix they don't you know it's more um artistic
• 25:24
  than that you know what I'm saying like they just structure it however it's best
• 25:27
  for the show yeah so one episode might go for 50 minutes the next one 60 the
• 25:32
  next one 55 yes yeah whereas they used to you know insert commercial breaks
• 25:37
  where they would repeat information even in fact some old shows if you watch them
• 25:40
  now without ads they're a little strange because they're like why she why did
• 25:43
  they say that twice because reality TV does that reality TV will just use the
• 25:49
  same quote at the top and tail of every ad break yesh when I watch Property Brothers on
• 25:55
  Hulu that happens Matt I checked that out I checked that out on your
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  recomendation no man it's not it's not you don't like Property Brothers man
• 26:07
  is so [ __ ] cheesy you've been Americanized it's no Storage Wars I can
• 26:12
  do Aussie property shows I can do British property shows but American ones
• 26:17
  just great me I guess maybe I'm just used to them now just like a cheese
• 26:22
  cheese grade on the inside of my brain
• 26:29
  okay well let's just give it a shot Drew and Jonathan good guys they do some good
• 26:34
  work look before we move on from free porn that the Italians are getting um I
• 26:41
  was reading an article in the rap today uh about how all actors in Hollywood are
• 26:47
  affected because basically Citywide in La the studios are shut down and that
• 26:53
  includes the studios they've been told to stay home yeah porn stars right so um
• 26:59
  but porn stars do have the advantage according to the rap uh because they can
• 27:03
  also choose to do solo content whereas you know Amy Amy Adams can't just be
• 27:09
  like well my movie got canceled so I'll just do a one woman show that you can
• 27:12
  watch I mean she could but no one had watch it a yeah I was going to say yeah
• 27:16
  but that would be you know the other thing so mhm porn finds a way a lot of
• 27:23
  those yeah going on to do a porn like the only fan stuff and yeah that they
• 27:28
  can still keep oh yeah I keep seeing that everywhere on Twitter what's that
• 27:32
  and also I saw um only fans is now putting out statements saying it's not
• 27:37
  just for porn guys actually that was going to be my next question bit a is it
• 27:41
  just for porn cuz I see that all over Reddit too yeah know I think it's gotten
• 27:45
  a reputation for that now cuz I think that's what everyone sees but it's
• 27:49
  actually not supposed to be just for that it's more like patreon which I
• 27:52
  guess patreon is also a bit of a reputation for being just porn but really but no Asad
• 27:58
  is I think it's not so much paord P it's more so like the the her a photos of me
• 28:05
  yeah I think well are they nude in those photos cuz that is
• 28:09
  porn not nude but a lot more revealing actually I'm not sure cuz I don't give
• 28:15
  any of the their money so I know uh actually they mentioned this statistic
• 28:21
  in silic and Valley uh I think it's just that such a big percentage of the
• 28:26
  internet is porn porn like 30 something per cuz I think he says they say 36% is
• 28:33
  of the internet of of all traffic on the internet is porn and er says 37% when I'm
• 28:39
  online um but uh I think it maybe it's just got
• 28:44
  to do with that is that if you're going to support somebody on patreon it's
• 28:50
  probably probably tits should I start getting my tits out for patreon maybe
• 28:55
  I'll do it if it'll help oh help us on patreon help us oh tits out yeah yeah
• 29:01
  I'll get my tits out no worries yeah I only um I only support podcasters on
• 29:07
  patreon which is the opposite of tits cuz you I don't even know what half these guys look
• 29:12
  like nor do I care really we we support
• 29:15
  Penny Arcade on uh on patreon obviously
• 29:19
  uh and then I they get their tits out I've never checked but I don't think I
• 29:25
  doubt it not not after the wolves [Laughter]
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  incident
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  yeah Google that yeah people did not not
• 29:41
  go well for them and that was back when you could kind of make jokes like that
• 29:46
  yeah yeah they kind of pioneered not being able to make jokes about certain
• 29:50
  things that's right and of all people too Mike and Jerry like they didn't mean
• 29:54
  anything by it no no no they're just
• 29:57
  dumb awkward nerds yeah lovely guys man I laughed my [ __ ] head off at the
• 30:03
  dick wolves back in the day and I didn't even like my brain didn't even register
• 30:08
  that as something that you shouldn't say no no because it I mean cuz the thing
• 30:12
  they're making fun of that the shitty so they did a comic back in the day where
• 30:17
  uh making fun of role playing games and MMOs in particular where you show up and
• 30:22
  there's a bunch of people enslaved and they're like oh you
• 30:26
  know free five of them and then you come back and the rest of them are like what
• 30:30
  about us and you're like nah I'm done I'm out of here yeah I only needed a free
• 30:35
  five but the line that the character spoke the the the the enslaved person
• 30:40
  said was that they at night they raped to sleep by dig wolves and that did not
• 30:45
  go well for them and it wasn't only that too it was a long list of torture that
• 30:49
  they have to endure right yes and and nobody was saying it was good it was just a long
• 30:56
  list of bizarre bewildering torture like being raped to sleep by dick wolves
• 31:02
  whatever the [ __ ] that means um to make it all the more callous when the
• 31:07
  character says no my quest was for five I freed five I've yeah I've done I've
• 31:12
  done my bit uh well that was the joke yeah so but then they doubled down on it
• 31:18
  which which was the problem everyone was like don't make fun of rape and they
• 31:22
  were like we weren't making fun of rape we were making fun of video games where
• 31:27
  you don't res everybody and then yeah and then they released team dickw wolves
• 31:33
  merch yeah which is probably going to made it worse and then I mean look since
• 31:39
  then they I'm only going to ask you this once do you have a team Dick Wolf
• 31:43
  t-shirt no I don't I don't you wouldn't lie to me Matt would you no no I
• 31:49
  wouldn't in fact and they they uh since then they've come out and they've said
• 31:54
  look please stop wearing them to packs if you have one stop wearing them yeah
• 31:59
  so Luke you don't have one so you won't need to wear it but I also think it's
• 32:03
  probably time to stop wearing your t-shirt that just says rape but instead
• 32:06
  of the P it's a love heart yes that's a weird shirt that was by Catherine shirt
• 32:12
  yeah that's a weird one I don't wear that anymore I thought it was bit I
• 32:16
  thought it was Rave no I think maybe it's supposed to be but I've I've played
• 32:21
  the game briefly and I'm not quite sure what the shirt even means anyway no
• 32:25
  raving I've played the game too I played the game until I couldn't possibly play
• 32:29
  it any longer it's [ __ ] weird yeah it's a weird game so okay so you don't
• 32:35
  understand why the shirt exists either you just have it no I have no idea I
• 32:39
  just used to wear it it doesn't even say Catherine on it it doesn't advertise the
• 32:42
  game at all it just says it doesn't have anything on it except for the word rape
• 32:46
  it just looks like it says rape on it no it looks like he says he loves rape yeah
• 32:52
  yes he's not just endorsing it he [ __ ] loves it I thought it was for
• 32:59
  Raves yeah well maybe that's not what it looks well I guess maybe it's
• 33:04
  text we look at it and we see R cuz it's you and I Dan someone else might look at
• 33:09
  it and go oh I love Raves as well go oh
• 33:13
  rage by ID software I love that game
• 33:17
  yeah it's it's like the raw Shack test of t-shirts yeah oh my friend Ravi I
• 33:23
  love him too
• 33:28
  yeah they spelled rain
• 33:35
  wrong well we've got uh we've got some other I mean there's plenty of Corona
• 33:40
  virus news going on out there uh is any of any of it funny it's all funny trying
• 33:45
  to keep things light I mean Fran has started finding the homeless for
• 33:50
  violating the indoors curfew what
• 33:56
  God God and as you'll remember because the three of us were in France recently
• 34:02
  there's a lot of [ __ ] homeless yeah and I mean this sounds
• 34:06
  like something France would do yeah it does it's even weird like even over
• 34:11
  there like a lot of toilets over there would pay toilets yeah yeah that's just
• 34:15
  weird yeah and they disappear into the floor to clean themselves when you're
• 34:19
  finished I don't think that the ones that like the they're on
• 34:24
  on like a street corner right they'd be like a a a big circular thing like
• 34:29
  construction right and it's a toilet remember the one we hid from Matt and
• 34:33
  mat went we all hid from it yeah that's right and I I didn't even realize that
• 34:37
  you were hiding I was just like oh that's weird um but when they to clean
• 34:42
  themselves the whole thing lowers into the floor they clean themselves like a
• 34:48
  cat well hopefully not quite like that
• 34:52
  but but yes they they can like be be like and in um London have you seen the
• 34:59
  ones in London where it's a urinal that just Rises up out of the sidewalk and
• 35:04
  you just go you walk up in pee in it like there's no door or anything it's
• 35:08
  just a urinal that rises up out of the sidewalk how did I miss so someone's
• 35:12
  walking past me and I'm trying not to make eye contact because I'm pissing
• 35:15
  here you go let me uh I'll send you I'll put this in the show notes listeners
• 35:22
  copy pop this down it'll be down the bottom under the dick news
• 35:28
  click that these are in uh London what and if you're in London on a Saturday
• 35:34
  night or I mean I don't know what time of day to be honest I mean I saw them in
• 35:38
  my God yeah I mean for starters if you saw this I'd think this was some kind of
• 35:42
  Doctor Who [ __ ] we we walking around and I was like the [ __ ] is that and then jar
• 35:48
  was like it's a it's a urinal for those listening that can't see this your your
• 35:53
  back is just exposed to the street it's it's just a urinal in the street
• 35:59
  but it's a tube like it's circular right there's three of them right like around
• 36:04
  it and then it just like like a like the Tardis yeah and then but you piss in it
• 36:09
  and then it just disappears into the ground to clean
• 36:12
  itself this is one of those things that was created because guys were just
• 36:16
  pissing in the street yeah well I'll be honest France does smell like it's just one big
• 36:22
  urinal well I've been I was told that's because of all the stray dogs but I'm
• 36:26
  not sure I'm not I didn't see that many stray dogs mat did see a lot of people
• 36:31
  pissing in the street though so yeah sometimes I saw a bit more than just piss on the
• 36:38
  ground and didn't look like a dogs guys i' I've told you about very familiar
• 36:43
  I've told you about my trip to Vietnam right where I was shooting an interview
• 36:48
  on a bridge I don't know us again we're trying to find a really nice spot and we
• 36:53
  find we find this bridge over the Saigon River it's beautiful right
• 36:58
  and uh so we're caring all our gear up and then we find we find a guy homeless
• 37:04
  guy supposedly lying on the ground uh
• 37:10
  covered in his own [ __ ] and we're like okay um maybe we'll go to the other end
• 37:14
  of the bridge then so we go to the other end of the bridge all right so we're
• 37:19
  kind of shooting back in his Direction but he's out of shop because he's on the
• 37:22
  ground right so we're doing our interview the The Host is you know in
• 37:28
  Center frame and then at a certain point we see this guy wander into the back of
• 37:33
  frame not too far away um he then pulls
• 37:38
  out his dick um presumably the piss cuz that's what I thought was going on uh
• 37:44
  cuz we already know he's not picky about where he goes um but no it was to inject
• 37:49
  drugs directly into his [ __ ] oh Jesus and he wanted to do that
• 37:56
  on camera even know what drugs you want in your dick maybe he didn't realize
• 38:01
  there was a camera there oh I mean sounds like he proba he definitely
• 38:04
  didn't he did not know we were
• 38:08
  there [ __ ] hell all right nor did he care listeners if you uh you've injected
• 38:15
  drugs into your dick right in podcast at multiple.com let us know what do you
• 38:20
  even what do you even inject into there Jesus I can't think of any drug that I'd
• 38:26
  want my dick to feel the effects of actually maybe ecstasy I've actually had
• 38:31
  drugs put in my dick oh come on okay yeah this is back in your party
• 38:37
  days no this is actually this year okay oh remember when they put the camera up
• 38:44
  there yeah I do remember oh sure they put the the they put the numbing stuff
• 38:48
  in there yeah I mean they just they put a line of it and then on the on the
• 38:52
  table and they're like Snot this with your dick hole pretty much like a Hoover
• 38:58
  look I mean recreationally speaking bad memories other than when I was about to
• 39:03
  get a camera up there I I don't ever want my dick to be numb that's where I
• 39:07
  want feeling you know and the old dick yeah now if you saw the size of this
• 39:11
  camera you want it numb yeah look before we get off not as small as they said it
• 39:17
  was going to be the doctor was like okay luk this is my this is a Canon 5D Mark
• 39:22
  2 unfortunately it's all we have available man oh I don't know that's 10y
• 39:27
  old camera now Li it's all it's all we can afford budget
• 39:32
  cut 50 frames a second we've got a bit of string tied to it and we're going to
• 39:37
  pull it out when we're done so L up buddy yeah we've got a telephoto lens on
• 39:41
  there so we can see up real close just to take a deep
• 39:47
  breath with a with a fisheye adapter on the end which does the fisheye lens does
• 39:53
  increase the uh the girth somewhat yeah but but it is
• 39:57
  so you'll only Feel It In The Middle on the edges but [ __ ] will feel it in the
• 40:04
  Middle look before we exit genital news and while we're talking about things that
• 40:10
  self-clean uh and and cats um this a wild seg you know what we're going to
• 40:16
  talk about but holes are but holes a genital I I don't even know that they
• 40:19
  are probably not sure sure I mean but you know this can still fit vicinity
• 40:23
  we've talked about the movie cats that box offers audience and critical flop uh
• 40:30
  that no one was asking for and when it came out uh everyone hated it uh they
• 40:36
  had to then patch it to try to make the special effects better didn't help and
• 40:41
  apparently the first version was already actually the second version because in
• 40:46
  the test version that they had even prior to release all the cats had
• 40:53
  buttholes what I mean because one of the things we know about
• 40:59
  cats is that they have very prominent but holes they do yeah that's a cat
• 41:02
  thing I could sort of understand it a little bit imagine watching that crazy
• 41:07
  trippy musical movie Cats and then just all of them have butth
• 41:14
  holes I mean do you think like they did the like the test effects and the director who
• 41:21
  directed that I can't even recall um Christ I have no idea they're like
• 41:25
  screening some the effects and the director was like I mean this is great
• 41:28
  and all but where's the butthole yeah soorry what where the butthole I mean it's
• 41:35
  cats yeah the reason we know about cats about these but
• 41:41
  butthole the reason we know about the buttholes is because one of the visual
• 41:46
  effects artists took to Twitter this week and pointed out that he'd spent
• 41:50
  days and weeks painting out the buttholes that he'd spent days and weeks
• 41:54
  painting in several months before mhm I also read an article this
• 41:59
  week that said that there was a scene of one of the cats pissing in it originally
• 42:04
  that they removed as well yeah right and um because I think maybe another effects
• 42:10
  artist saw it at the movies and was like oh they cut out the
• 42:15
  pissing I mean Mak sense you couldn't [ __ ] pay me to watch this
• 42:22
  honestly Matt did you see it no I'll probably watch it at some point but I'm
• 42:26
  not I I'll watch it if the butth holes go back well there is a whole movement
• 42:32
  on the internet right now release the butthole cut it's really going to break
• 42:37
  my imion if they I've seen a they lose money oh they lost a lot of money Luke a
• 42:42
  lot of money yeah so you're right I mean maybe if they release the butthole cut
• 42:47
  and people watch it just for morbid curiosity maybe they'd make a little of
• 42:51
  that back here's a question go ahead
• 42:56
  were they the actual actor's buttholes if I if they release this like is it is
• 43:03
  it Taylor Swift's anus or is it just a generic anus hold on let me check let me
• 43:08
  Google I need to know Swift anus and see what comes
• 43:13
  up okay
• 43:19
  um okay the first image that comes up when you Google image search Taylor
• 43:23
  Swift anus is a picture of Taylor Swift
• 43:25
  with buttholes for eyes so there's that
• 43:30
  Jesus it's quite terrifying um and do you think that there was just a gap in the costume
• 43:37
  where the actor's individual buttholes could be seen through or once they'd
• 43:41
  done it the visual effects guy had to go around to each cast member and say hey
• 43:45
  uh yeah can I get a picture of your butthole or you know they do the um the
• 43:52
  the the they put plaster around your head to to get a cast for the you know
• 43:58
  prosthetic head and then they're like all right and we just need you to sit in
• 44:02
  this you know pool ofter for the uh you
• 44:06
  know for the rest of it maybe that's uh they may have uh gotten that company
• 44:12
  edible anus.com uh to assist with the uh ah yes if you recall that company we
• 44:18
  talked about where they make your anus
• 44:22
  into chocolate for your loved one w w w
• 44:27
  [Music] to
• 44:32
  eat yes so I got to say I'm uh I mean the SNY cut still floating around but I
• 44:39
  feel like the butthole cut is the more interesting uh yeah yeah unless Zack
• 44:44
  Snider comes out and says that his version of the Justice League they all had
• 44:51
  anuses on the bat costume yeah no capes
• 44:55
  you could call it the batle
• 44:59
  cut yeah yeah Wonder Woman's uh in the first world war calling her butthole No
• 45:06
  Man's Land we've got some other genital news
• 45:11
  sent in back back back on brand conc
• 45:16
  Legion has sent inks some uh some gentle news MH uh and this is uh this is a clip an
• 45:22
  audio clip of a lecture in progress uh while something else is in progress yeah
• 45:29
  so um let me just so where was it cuz it sounds like she's got an Australian
• 45:34
  accent she definitely sounds Australian that's the lecturer not the one giving
• 45:38
  the hand job yeah yeah we don't actually hear the one giving the hand job but
• 45:43
  yeah she just oh you can hear it awkward I actually think that very awkwardly if
• 45:48
  it was me that was putting this up online I would
• 45:51
  uh I would just be like adding a a sound
• 45:56
  effect layer you sound effect yeah because uh we'll link to this guys but
• 46:01
  for those of you who can't hear it yeah I would have definitely put a put a hand
• 46:04
  job sound effect track all through
• 46:09
  that it does go for a fair bit the thing and she's just there and she's just as
• 46:14
  she heard she's just there going she doesn't really want to have to bring
• 46:18
  this up well it's not in her job description you know it's really above
• 46:21
  her pay grade to say no hand jobs in the classroom but I want to know how how far
• 46:27
  through this the bo was the hand job still going on because she makes it
• 46:32
  pretty clear may have been you know quite early on that she's like hey
• 46:36
  someone's doing something and they should stop doing it yeah but I I think
• 46:40
  it may have been going because she does sort of say that but then for another 30
• 46:44
  seconds so it really comes out to what it really is and I think she tried to
• 46:48
  give the sort of subtle warning that hey but they just kept going yeah I mean
• 46:54
  hand job's a hand job it reminds me of that old joke you the guy had the uh the
• 46:58
  wife who was was deaf and so um you know they had trouble communicating at night
• 47:03
  in their sex life so he said look if you want to have sex let me know by pulling
• 47:06
  on my dick once and if you don't want to have sex let me know by pulling on my dick 50
• 47:12
  [Laughter] times I remember that joke that's a primary school J you know who told me
• 47:18
  that joke who Dave's mom D mom no yeah are we allowed to are we allowed to say
• 47:25
  that on the show well she was jerking me
• 47:30
  off well that's staying in um that's what she said there that that joke about
• 47:36
  the um guy with the the new robot arm that responds to voice commands remember that
• 47:42
  one remind me so this guy this this guy loses his
• 47:47
  arm somehow some hilarious way and he gets a new robot arm and the doctor says
• 47:52
  oh it responds to voice commands and so he's like oh it's amazing and he's like
• 47:56
  oh pick up the can and then picks up the can and then he it's like he's like
• 48:01
  crush the can and it crushes the can the doctor says oh yeah it's quite powerful
• 48:04
  you have to be careful so he goes home and that night he's sitting there
• 48:09
  watching TV and uh a lingerie ad comes on and he's like and then so he he says
• 48:15
  presumably he still got one human hand right that he could use instead he has to use the
• 48:21
  robot yeah we say he says unzip my fly and then so the hand does it and he's
• 48:26
  like all right get my get my bits out get my junk out and it does it and then
• 48:30
  he says now pull it
• 48:35
  off no ouch and then he ends up back in
• 48:40
  hospital obviously and gets a robot
• 48:45
  dick what that was the CB Your Enthusiasm music oh oh gotcha gotcha
• 48:52
  gotcha pull it off pull it off uh
• 48:57
  we've got a we've got a geek of the week yeah geek of the week candidate yep
• 49:02
  known and loved for his uh his chicken
• 49:06
  as much as his uh as his music I'm not I I mean I know who this
• 49:12
  is sort of but I don't think I know any of the music made by this gentleman you
• 49:17
  would you would know the Gambler you would know the Gambler you got to know when Kenny
• 49:22
  Rogers when to Kenny Rogers has died not oh sure sure okay I do know that song
• 49:28
  yeah yeah and you'd know the jet he did with Dolly Parton Islands in the Stream
• 49:32
  oh yeah yeah yeah okay yeah all right I stand corrected yeah you probably know
• 49:37
  yeah a lot more than you thought you it's Kenny man he's an
• 49:41
  institution and he's dead he's got uh okay one of his songs is used in the big
• 49:45
  Labowski so I've almost certainly heard whatever song that is yeah the most
• 49:49
  overated movie of ever [ __ ] oh it's a pretty good movie mate come on I'm going
• 49:55
  to have to rewatch it man didn't drink the [ __ ] big Labowski Kool-Aid that y all
• 50:00
  drank I haven't seen it man it's certainly my least favorite Cohen
• 50:04
  Brothers movie put it that way really yeah I'll give it another go it's got a
• 50:10
  sequel now oh well yes spin-off about
• 50:13
  the um Jesus the bowling guy yeah I don't know if we needed that
• 50:19
  but fair enough fair enough so luk are we allowing Kenny
• 50:25
  Rogers oh this is a tough one not necessarily a
• 50:30
  geek yeah yeah I mean it is a week it is a weak if you had found out true that he
• 50:37
  had titty [ __ ] Dolly Parton would that qualify
• 50:41
  him I think that would I bet you he has all right we're going to go
• 50:48
  off but course you most likely titty [ __ ] Dolly Parton yes geek it a week
• 50:55
  yeah so if we ever find out proof that he didn't titty [ __ ] Dolly
• 50:59
  Pon we're taking this h a back how do you prove that how do you prove that he
• 51:04
  didn't well if Dolly comes out and he like listen I've been listening to a
• 51:10
  podcast been spread slander she could
• 51:13
  lie yeah they always
• 51:20
  do yeah he was married five times and
• 51:24
  had five kids oh one wife it doesn't say I mean that is the implication but it
• 51:31
  doesn't say like I told you didn't I about um our
• 51:35
  driver in the Philippines we've got a a guy in the Philippines that we use as
• 51:39
  our driver SL security guard when we go to the Philippines right he drives us
• 51:44
  around and stops us from getting stabbed
• 51:46
  and um he has about six or seven
• 51:51
  children right and he's got all of their names tattooed on his forearm on his
• 51:56
  immense muscular forearm right and uh okay and he's he's married right he's a
• 52:02
  family man and I said to him once I said oh you know there kids you know they're
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  all your wife oh no no no um and as it turns out of his six kids there's
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  something like four different mothers right that span that span these right
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  but he was going through them and he was like okay these top two are from one
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  woman the other one's from someone else the next one is from the first woman she
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  doesn't know about these two she doesn't know about these two and this one
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  doesn't know know about any of them but this one and I'm like well what do all
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  these women think the other names on your arm are yeah yeah exactly and oh
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  you didn't you scared to asking
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  yeah oh they're too scared to ask
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  yeah yeah don't ask about the arm okay just notice that one of those names is
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  our kid so that's why I asked don't ask about the arm yeah there's a bunch of
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  kids I like and I get their names tattooed on me don't ask questions is
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  don't ask about the arm the name of this podcast this
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  week it could be it was going to be be Tortuga oh yeah we can keep with
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  Tortuga or toris toris tgga I don't know
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  T I don't know tortoise there was always
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  one kid who pronounced it tortoise
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  Toto you know what a total is same thing same thing there's some Star Wars news
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  as usual sorry Craig uh one of these pieces of Star
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  Wars it's not really Star Wars news it's more like Star Wars content it's been
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  submitted by Dary as well thank you Dary um so Craig you can take this some if
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  you don't like it yeah exactly this is
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  a I mean I think it's an odd thing to do but I think it's still it's kind of
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  interesting somebody on Reddit has uh Rewritten Star Wars the rise of
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  Skywalker and made it into a comic uh cuz they thought they could tie it in
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  better uh which I mean possible and this this little comic
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  is the art style is adorable and uh and cool and it's all very interesting so
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  this counted as tldr for me uh cuz it's 65 pages long but I might go back to it
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  at some stage y yeah uh and then you know I don't know it's interesting
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  project this is in the subreddit fixing movies where I guess that's that's what
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  the them of this subreddit is uh is you know fixing movies that people didn't
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  think were very good I thought rise of Skywalker was quite good so I'm not yeah
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  you know uh it's out on streaming now so you can watch it again yes I already uh
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  I purchased it I purchased it because I own all the others and I was like I'm
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  not going to not going to not just not buy this one U just because they're now
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  available on streaming so you still need to own it yeah and cuz it's got all the
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  bonus stuff that I got to sit down and watch but yeah it looks very cute but I
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  don't know if I would well I'll be honest really read Star Wars comics the
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  ones that you know come out in print so I'm probably not going to read this but
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  it does look very cute you know what Star Wars comic I did read was the one
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  that they did a few years ago based on George Lucas's first draft of the Star
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  Wars script yeah yeah I've got the I've
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  got a actual hard copy of that here
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  and so it's all kind of like just you got to Hope what I don't understand is why
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  something like solo you know was or or
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  even Rogue one was half to you know 2/3
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  finished screened internally at Disney didn't like it scrap it start again
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  basically and something like the Last Jedi just goes through with no notes
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  from corporate you know what I mean like just yeah whatever
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  [ __ ] well that's what they said I don't I don't know like can we really
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  trust that there weren't any like I well remember cuz he did before it came out
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  he did say that hey I've got I've got another Trilogy coming out and they did
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  confirm that at the time as well so you'd think that they would happy with
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  what he done yeah that's true maybe he's just like flexible
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  enough on set that he's not you know like a lot of directors might be like
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  just stay the [ __ ] away from me like and let me do my thing maybe he was just
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  like let's all working on together yeah just like a super nice guy working with
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  him thing though if he done a if he' done a screening a test screen and I
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  don't I know they don't for Star Wars because of spoilers but did they know
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  for rogue one I'm sure I read something at some point about Rogue one having T
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  screening that people weren't happy with yeah maybe I also thought they did test
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  screening for the rise of Skywalker yeah cuz they changed the
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  ending I thought yeah I remember reading things that people were seeing test
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  maybe they use professional changed professional testers rather than you
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  know cross CR how do we how do we get that job I'm a professional movie
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  Watcher yeah I just give my opinion on movie oh I think we do do that I mean
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  that that is what we do yeah that is what we do yeah um but I do wish I'd
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  been able to give my opinion on this one because I said dude like a third of this
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  is [ __ ] great and 2/3 of it has to be Rewritten and reshot imagine they go the
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  disne they like Kathleen Kennedy calls in the the team they're like all right
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  what the testers think and the guy's like well we've got uh got a report back
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  here from Luke alerson he says he says it was all right right yeah he says
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  watch it if you like it if you don't like it give it a Miss don't watch
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  it yeah great advice right there I also believe he's a
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  Scientologist yeah they keep sending me stuff do they oh I bet they do
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  mate is there any reason I have to watch
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  The Last Jedi anymore or if I was going to watch through all the Star Wars again
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  could I watch the force awakens and then rise of Skywalker and have it just feel
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  like continuity or is there anything that I have to get out of the Last Jedi
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  I think you would just need to know that snoke was killed yeah and that he guess
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  true ended up being anything because there literally no reason for him to
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  have existed which it strikes me one of the most bizarre things about it is that
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  the people that say it doesn't matter that snoke was nobody I'm how the [ __ ]
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  does it not matter that that that this character who ended up being like the
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  main villain for you know sort of two movies we don't even know who the [ __ ]
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  he was is that weird you don't think that's weird he didn't exist in the six
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  movies that led up to this and then all of a sudden he's there no one thinks that's weird
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  okay fair enough yeah because then uh rise of sorry uh the force awakens will
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  be about um a group of people looking for Luke Skywalker and then don't find
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  him yeah that's true oh and you need to know that Luke
• 1:00:24
  was a prick in uh at some point to Ray I guess there's a few things if we if we
• 1:00:30
  skip though can we skip out the part where Luke was a prick can we skip out
• 1:00:34
  the part drinks out of a cow yeah we can cut that out I reckon
• 1:00:39
  you could make like a five minute version of Last Jedi you know what it's
• 1:00:43
  going to be it's going to be like uh when you didn't want to play Mass Effect
• 1:00:46
  but you wanted to play Mass Effect 2 and so you you could download just that
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  little kind of animated comic book yeah to just kind of catch you
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  up snoke died and Luke was mean to Ray all right moving on yeah Ray's parents
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  were no one or were they yeah
• 1:01:06
  God come on the show Ryan Johnson tell us your side of the story
• 1:01:12
  please he I mean tell when we getting your he's certainly not shy at defending
• 1:01:16
  his decisions so i' probably be all right yeah and he seems like a nice guy
• 1:01:21
  we can just talk about space iron for as long as he wants that's all for this
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