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The "Postseason Problems" Placeholder · Nonsense with cj little and Jeff Parker

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  I am so sorry to say yet again, there will not be a news
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  episode, a headlines episode today because of my silly sports
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  schedule. I, I apologize in earnest.
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  Not enough to not go to the games, but I still am sorry.
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  Can't you root for like the WWE or something, Something that's a
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  little more schedule compatible? I could.
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  Just be like me and root for esoteric car races that never
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  happened. Just things you don't have to
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  like change your schedule for. I thought with basketball, I'd
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  have a winter sport and I'd have a summer.
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  What's the odds of them overlapping?
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  Well, if you get in the postseason, basketball's gonna
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  overlap. It happens when?
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  I'm sorry, no headlines on Thursday.
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  Yeah, there's a great episode coming up that's about buying a
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  new car from a new car dealer. Oh.
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  That sounds painful. Is that tech, business or
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  entertainment? Which one is that?
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  That's plucking off your eyelids one at a time.
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  What? Oh, new cars.
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  Here's the thing. You like baseball and
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  basketball. Those are your sports, right?
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  Yeah, We can solve this problem. Just switch teams, root for the
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  Clippers and the Angel, Then you're out.
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  You'll never. Ever.
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  Overlap. Yeah, it'll.
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  Be. Great.
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  Problem. Solved anyway anatomy have a RIP
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  off how your new $40,000 car just picking $55,000 That will
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  be Thursday. Thank you for tuning.
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  Unless the Lakers win another game and then Jeff will be on
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  the plane with the Lakers. We don't see how it'll just be
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  me talking to you, but if that doesn't happen, we'll be fine.
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  See you Thursday. See you Thursday, everybody.
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  Now what am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?
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  Got nothing to do.