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FULL SHOW: The Big Show's Big Brekky · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaking Big Show Show Show James the crape worthy
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  Speaker 1: street food freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Fight.
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  Speaker 3: It's time to go over size.
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  Speaker 4: This is the biggest, biggest feast. This is the biggest,
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  Speaker 4: biggest show, Big Show with Jason Hoys, Mike Minogue and
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  Speaker 4: Key I'll get at your mad bastards. Great to have
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  Speaker 4: your company this Thursday morning. It is the twenty fifth
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  Speaker 4: of September twenty twenty five. And you, my friends, listening
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  Speaker 4: to the Big Show, do the Breakfast Show, walk to you,
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  Speaker 4: buy Bunning's.
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  Speaker 3: Trade, load up on landscaping, big your pardon with Bunning's trade,
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  Speaker 3: Bunning's trade.
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  Speaker 4: And I'll tell you what you might think that it's
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  Speaker 4: pretty chaotic scenes here with the Drive Show doing the
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  Speaker 4: Breakfast Show. You'd think maybe we're all over the place,
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  Speaker 4: not used to this hour of the day, et cetera. Jeez,
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  Speaker 4: I gotta say, keasy, you're looking good.
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  Speaker 5: Brother, morning Jason, morning, Pugs, hey man, how are you?
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  Speaker 5: Good morning New Zealand. Can I just say what an
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  Speaker 5: honor it is to be here, What an opportunity this
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  Speaker 5: is for the Big Show, A unique one. It is
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  Speaker 5: a unique one. We're going to be doing breakfast today
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  Speaker 5: and tomorrow as well.
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  Speaker 4: Are we doing tomorrow?
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  Speaker 5: Are we well? I am yeah, we are well, I
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  Speaker 5: am Pugs, I'll be here yet. Have you not been told? Well?
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  Speaker 4: I probably, I just wasn't paying attention.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think it's based on how today's show goes.
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  Speaker 4: Right, okay, because with you I can't really be doing
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  Speaker 4: it two days in the row.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so hard, isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: Having source it already? What is it? It's four minutes
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  Speaker 4: in for god's say.
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  Speaker 5: Four minutes past six in the morning, usually because our
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  Speaker 5: host drive I've only just gone to bed, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you've been out all night.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 6: Can I just say fellas, great show so far?
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  Speaker 5: Thanks man, it's natural.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, you're looking at a bit of a shambles, pag sit.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing new there, mate, you because I know that
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  Speaker 4: you were very anxious about getting up this morning, you know,
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  Speaker 4: because you take your job very seriously, Parks, as you should.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I take my job very seriously.
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  Speaker 3: But also because this is breakfast radio, jas yes, I
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  Speaker 3: take it even more seriously. And so sure had a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a rough sleep just thinking about the unique
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  Speaker 3: opportunity we've got here.
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  Speaker 4: Oh look, it's a massively unique opportunity. I'll tell you what,
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  Speaker 4: there's going to be a big show though. We've got
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  Speaker 4: that legend Ryan Fox coming and I'm very excited about that.
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  Speaker 5: Feely he's coming until he's not just calling it.
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  Speaker 4: He's in here any and we can talk gold for
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  Speaker 4: like four hours.
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  Speaker 5: I did give him a heads up. I was like,
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  Speaker 5: Jase is probably going to want to talk to you
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  Speaker 5: about him and I are playing at Waittuckety Golf Course
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  Speaker 5: and shooting in the hundreds.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely hey, but there's plenty ahead. But let's kick off
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  Speaker 4: the bit of you two say today feel free three
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  Speaker 4: four eight three, let us know how you're doing this
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  Speaker 4: Thursday Morning, The.
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  Speaker 1: Hold Aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodachi.
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  Speaker 4: One of the things I've noticed straight off the bat
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  Speaker 4: Fellers with Breakfast, there's a lot of admin helps. I'm saying,
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  Speaker 4: like we just had to wing it on the Drive show.
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  Speaker 4: But and Breakfast, there's all these things you've got to do. God,
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  Speaker 4: it's annoying.
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  Speaker 5: Well, these are things are called sponsorship commitments, right okay,
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  Speaker 5: And if our show wasn't such a a shambles, we
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  Speaker 5: probably have more of them as well.
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  Speaker 3: We have stuff we have to do though, like what's
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  Speaker 3: on the dinner Oh yeah, with and meet Patty Nips
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  Speaker 3: sixty nine at gmail dot com, which is our vice
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  Speaker 3: segment via email.
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  Speaker 5: But those aren't like sponsors segments. Those ones we've just
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  Speaker 5: made up and then you sort of insist on doing,
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  Speaker 5: whereas these ones here like for example, up next to
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  Speaker 5: us today tomorrow timrou oh, how good, which is where
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  Speaker 5: we sort of go through things that have happened on
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  Speaker 5: this day in history. Oh, so that's something we've got
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  Speaker 5: to do. We've got to do like an expert ultra
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  Speaker 5: sports report thing every hour. We've got the Hducky Breakfast
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  Speaker 5: Mastermind a little later on.
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  Speaker 4: The show's fizzing about that.
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  Speaker 5: The prize money for that has gone up to two
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  Speaker 5: hundred dollars for thee. And also just on that when
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  Speaker 5: it comes to the Hdaky Breakfast Mastermind, last time we
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  Speaker 5: did it, yes, we're accused of taking the person giving
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  Speaker 5: away the cash. So today I just want to say
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  Speaker 5: we will not doing that. Okay, I've written five very
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  Speaker 5: tough questions on a theme, yes, and that will be
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  Speaker 5: happening after seven am.
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  Speaker 4: How good. Now, I believe we've got some texts there
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  Speaker 4: on three four eight three. Feelers we certainly do.
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  Speaker 5: First text through on three four eight three. Haha, Hoody
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  Speaker 5: Jay's voice needs a bit of warming up.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was sounding really hot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I agree, it sounds great.
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  Speaker 4: Can you imagine? I mean, my wife has the absolute
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  Speaker 4: pleasure of waking up to this voice every morning.
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  Speaker 5: You were saying privilege.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the privilege not a right? It's like good
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  Speaker 4: eight baby? How was your sleep? You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: And then I hack out about three leaders at fleem
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  Speaker 4: and get up.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, and then she says, shut up.
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  Speaker 4: It's I've gotta be honest with you actually, because I
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  Speaker 4: don't smoke anymore. It was really hard getting up this
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  Speaker 4: morning and not having a dirry.
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  Speaker 6: What do you do?
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  Speaker 5: Have a vapency?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I just vaked my ass off and punched a couple
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  Speaker 4: of coffee.
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  Speaker 5: More texta on three four eight three. What about this
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  Speaker 5: hamish here? Wanaka? Is bloody fired up to hear Hoody
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  Speaker 5: Jay in the morning?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Good stuff man?
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  Speaker 5: And then cook them in. Ah, my morning is better now.
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  Speaker 5: After hearing your arousal voice? Was that you're a rousal voice?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Well, you know, I like to get people off
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  Speaker 4: to a good start feelings. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: There'll be a lot of people actually getting out of
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  Speaker 4: bed today feeling very frisky, you know what I'm saying, right, And.
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  Speaker 5: You want to sort of get them there. You want
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  Speaker 5: to get well, I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't want to get you know, I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: get them there, kis he? I just I just want
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  Speaker 4: to put them in a mood of feeling good.
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  Speaker 5: So you want to sort of just take them by
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  Speaker 5: the hand and move them slowly towards the destination.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, slowly towards you see, this is your problem, and
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  Speaker 4: you see you just want to get to the destination.
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  Speaker 4: Hoody Ja takes them.
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  Speaker 5: There, right, but you don't finish it though. You don't
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  Speaker 5: turn to the destination.
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  Speaker 4: I'm usually gone by that stage.
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  Speaker 5: So you're given the entire nation blue balls.
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  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy big show was Jas, Mike and Kyzy tune
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  Speaker 1: in on Radio Hucky.
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  Speaker 4: So it's time for the history of yesterday, today, tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Jim Moru.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, Jas, And on this day in history, puppeteer
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  Speaker 5: from the USA Jim Henson was icon legend big puppet
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  Speaker 5: guy Jace.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah really am I meant to discuss more about that
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  Speaker 4: or what.
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  Speaker 6: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how this works.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm asking you genuinely, are you a big puppet guy?
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  Speaker 5: And you just said yes.
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  Speaker 4: I've got to be honest with you. The Muppets used
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  Speaker 4: to freak me out a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: Why is that?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. They just scared me.
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  Speaker 6: I saw yourself and them a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was just had weird faces and stuff. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not a big puppet fan, to be honest, but I
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  Speaker 4: think what he did was remarkable.
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  Speaker 5: What's the blue one with the giant sausage note, Gonzo?
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  Speaker 5: Thank you that just for some reason, he just popped
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  Speaker 5: into my mind there on this day. In nineteen ninety one,
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  Speaker 5: American alternative rock group Nirvana released its breakthrough album never
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  Speaker 5: Mind Yes, which helped make grunge and international phenomenon and
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  Speaker 5: gave voice the generation X. Your big Nevermind guy, Jason.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, very much so.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 4: It changed the history of rock music. I remember Bono
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  Speaker 4: from you two actually chatting about it and saying the
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  Speaker 4: first time he heard Nirvana and he was like, what
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  Speaker 4: is this? It like changed the whole landscape of music.
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  Speaker 5: Was he chatting to you about it?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, the edge had come around for a barbie,
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  Speaker 4: and then Bono popped in.
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  Speaker 5: Really yeah, yeah, so you've invited you two to your
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  Speaker 5: house for a barbie but not the big show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well this is a this is a wild back.
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  Speaker 7: I was okay.
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  Speaker 4: This is the thing about Bono Vox that you wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 4: He's very good with marinades Hey.
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  Speaker 5: On this day in nineteen ninety five, the BBC mini
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  Speaker 5: series Pride and Prejudice, starring Colin Firth and Jennifer at
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  Speaker 5: debut on British television Jennifer. It became one of the
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  Speaker 5: most acclaimed adaptations of Jane Austen's classic novel.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was very soucy. I remember the Pride and Prejator.
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  Speaker 4: So it was a good reminder on three four eight three.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, Fellers and especially you Keasy that this
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  Speaker 4: time of day people who have got kids in the car, right,
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  Speaker 4: So just keep your filth to a minimum, would you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred percent, I will do. Did you watch
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  Speaker 5: that original Pride and Prejudice?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you loved it?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, right, okay, because you were saying off here
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  Speaker 5: that you you hated the Pride part but loved the prejudice.
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  Speaker 7: Whatever.
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  Speaker 5: It is today tomorrow to marou on the twenty fifth
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  Speaker 5: of September on the I Don't Know Breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: The Hold I Keep show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Hodarkey.
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  Speaker 4: Got to be honest with your fellows. I'm grateful to
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  Speaker 4: be alive. Of course, yesterday was the big rapture, now, Caez,
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  Speaker 4: he talked me through that, mate, because what the hell
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  Speaker 4: were people banging on about?
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  Speaker 5: So basically Chase, a South African pastor named Joshua Mlukella
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  Speaker 5: Joshua Malukela. He He's released a video on YouTube saying
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  Speaker 5: that he had had a dream and he had a
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  Speaker 5: vision that the rapture was indeed happening on today's date.
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  Speaker 5: When I say today, I mean overnight. Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 5: South Africa. And yeah, it massively went viral on TikTok
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  Speaker 5: with the hashtag rapture tok and then TikTok has kind
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  Speaker 5: of took it and ran with it and people started
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  Speaker 5: to believe it, yeah, which is pretty standard for this
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  Speaker 5: day and age.
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  Speaker 4: Well, my daughter came out last night while I was
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  Speaker 4: just lying on the couch there saying you prepared for
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  Speaker 4: the rapture? Dad? And I said, what the hell are
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  Speaker 4: you banging on about she said, we're all going to
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  Speaker 4: die tonight, and then what did you say? I went sweet?
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  Speaker 5: So obviously we asked, still here doing the hockey break
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  Speaker 5: for show this morning?
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  Speaker 2: Are we?
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: It feels like we're here like this doesn't feel like
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  Speaker 5: the afterlife. This feels too similar to my regular life.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah we're on breakfast man. Yeah, you're right, so heaven
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  Speaker 5: for me is just my regular life, except for I'm
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  Speaker 5: now on breaking with pugs and holiday.
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  Speaker 4: After the show to enjoy me drinking your foul instant coffee.
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  Speaker 5: It's delicious. It's get to be through this show, that's
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  Speaker 5: for sure. What would you guys do if the rapture
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  Speaker 5: was coming? So if I said to you, you've got
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  Speaker 5: a week or even two days, You've got two days
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  Speaker 5: and then the rapture will be here at five pm,
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  Speaker 5: let's say, yes, Saturday afternoon, what would you do?
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  Speaker 4: I'm amazed that you even need to ask me that question, actually, Kisie,
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  Speaker 4: because you know what I'd be doing?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Is it the sort of thing you can't go into
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  Speaker 5: because we're on the breakfast.
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  Speaker 4: Those lines, it's just want to do I recently had
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  Speaker 4: a two day holiday, ah, and there was a lot
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  Speaker 4: of what I would be doing in the rapture going
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  Speaker 4: on in that two day holiday. Look, I don't mind
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  Speaker 4: admitting and people will be surprised by it. There's some
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  Speaker 4: fitting for rile Man, and there's certain things I like
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  Speaker 4: to do when I have time off, and certainly if
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  Speaker 4: there was a rapture coming, I'd been making love frequently.
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  Speaker 6: So he gave you a week warning.
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  Speaker 3: What would you be doing for the other six days
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  Speaker 3: twenty three hours and fifty nine minutes?
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  Speaker 8: Did?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Man, it's good one minute every week, is it? Jason
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  Speaker 5: didn't know that about you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, might at best.
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  Speaker 5: I want to be honest mine, with the rapture coming,
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that particular pastime would even come into
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  Speaker 5: equation for me. I think I'd be too worried about
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  Speaker 5: the rapture, so, you know, hard to you know when
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  Speaker 5: there's a rapture coming. And mine would mostly be food based.
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  Speaker 5: I think I would drive around. I'd get all of
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  Speaker 5: my favorite foods from all my favorite restaurants, court stopping
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  Speaker 5: mostly at Reburger and Bunning's Trade for a snack, and
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  Speaker 5: they're just assembled just the all time buffet of my
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  Speaker 5: favorite foods and then just go to town.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I've got to be if I'm being really honest
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  Speaker 4: about it would be very hard for me not to
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  Speaker 4: be completely steamed the whole time.
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  Speaker 5: Because I feel like you'd freak out of even as well.
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  Speaker 4: And actually, you know what I'd do if there was
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  Speaker 4: like two or three days of the rapture, I'd get
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  Speaker 4: the fellows over to my house.
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  Speaker 5: No, you would take the world ending to get us
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  Speaker 5: over for dinner. Finally, we you know, we.
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  Speaker 4: Could all go out together. How good would that be?
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  Speaker 5: Can I bring my wife?
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  Speaker 4: Hell?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, we're not in that way. I don't want to
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  Speaker 5: come anymore. Gods is a chune? What would you do?
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  Speaker 5: Usually only give us a text? On three four eight
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  Speaker 5: three Heap surprises to be. One says here that we've
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  Speaker 5: got seventeen wheelbarrows from Bunning's trade to give away and
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  Speaker 5: a garden.
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  Speaker 6: Shit, it's a landscape as well.
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  Speaker 4: Up for Grand three or four new hose here I
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  Speaker 4: see Huh.
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  Speaker 1: The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodakey.
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  Speaker 5: It's time for your letters. Sport headlines thanks to Export
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  Speaker 5: Ultra with the beer for here, the silver Ferns have one.
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  Speaker 4: Nick Nase, why are you putting on that weird for?
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  Speaker 5: What's the newsreader voice? Chase?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you don't have to put on a separate You
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  Speaker 4: can still be keasy with your sort of squeaky voice.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to try and put on a.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean with a squeaky voice?
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to put on a special broadcasting voice, Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: Well, like you're not doing that right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm certainly not, mate. This is how I speak all
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  Speaker 4: the time.
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  Speaker 6: Ahm.
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  Speaker 5: The silver word, the silver worms? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, guys, just let me try and.
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  Speaker 4: Do this all right? Okay, you do it man, because it's.
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  Speaker 5: Six thirty four and my brain is not running on
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  Speaker 5: all cylinders. The Silver Ferns of one Netball's Tiny Jamison
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  Speaker 5: Trophy beating South Africa seventy to fifty eight and the
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  Speaker 5: second Test at Napier. The visitors took a fifteen to
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  Speaker 5: fourteen first quarter lead before the host recovery began. Good South, Keezy,
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  Speaker 5: thanks mate. Former All White Clayton Lewis's escaped conviction for
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  Speaker 5: football corruption as part of an alleged A league spot
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  Speaker 5: fixing operation in conjunction with South American crime syndicates. He's
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  Speaker 5: been sentenced to two years of community service in Sydney.
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  Speaker 5: The all Black side task with responding to the heaviest
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  Speaker 5: defeat at the hands of the spring Box will be
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  Speaker 5: named at lunchtime for Saturday's butters Low Cup Test against
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  Speaker 5: the Wallabies in Auckland and Broadcos. Half back Adam Reynolds
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  Speaker 5: is relieved to have a chance to impact Sunday's NRAL
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  Speaker 5: preliminary final against the Panthers and Brisbane. The thirty five
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  Speaker 5: year old returns to captain's side that won all five
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  Speaker 5: games while he was out with a hamstring injury. Reynolds
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  Speaker 5: acknowledges the team's performed mightily in his absence. That is
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  Speaker 5: the end of your sports headline.
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  Speaker 4: Oh how good man. I'll tell you what I'm actually
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  Speaker 4: fitting about the Bledisloe Cup. I'm still I've got to
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  Speaker 4: be honest, recovering from that absolute hiding we got from
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  Speaker 4: the South Africans. Yeah, and actually we were with Kieran
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  Speaker 4: Reed last week, weren't we fellows on the beach there
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  Speaker 4: at Mount Monganui and he was talking about how that
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  Speaker 4: seriously that kind of loss is massively damaging to a team.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, massively damaging. But I'm sure they'll bounce back, howdy,
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  Speaker 5: j Yeah, it's not like the rapture has happened or anything.
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, it's not the end of the world.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not, Jason, just on the end of the world.
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: Keep those texts coming on three four eight three what
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: you would do if the rapture was coming, And we'll
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: be getting into that next.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: Now, we were talking about the rapture which was meant
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: to happen last night, Fellers, and it could very well
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: be that all of us did at the moment, we
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: just don't know it.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: Well, if that's the case, then that's great, yeah, because
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: we just sort of carry on.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest, if you know, when I think about Heaven,
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: this probably wasn't what I was thinking about.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: Really, I don't want to know.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: Actually, no, it wasn't anything that fell through anything. I
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: just didn't imagine it would be me, you and Pugs,
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: you know, doing the breakfast show.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: Well, that sounds great to me.
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: A lot of people have some great ideas for when
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: the rapture does hit. If you're wondering why the rapture
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: is going to hit or who predicted it, it's gone
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: viral on TikTok.
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: Who was out there predict it?
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: So it must be true.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: It must be true. The guy that predicted it predicted
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: it was a guy called josh Lukella from South Africa? Right, Yeah?
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Why do I have to keep repeating that to you pugs?
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just went what was his name.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Again, Joshua Lakella. Lots of texts coming through on three
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: four eight three, and keep them coming. We've got heaps
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: of bunning stuff to give away. We're giving away a trailer.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was. I was very excited to come
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: in here and see that they've got three or four
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: hoes in the and studio. Be because I need a
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: hoe at the moment.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: Oh for the garden, Yeah, for the obviously, here's a
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: good text on three for eight three. I'd play with
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: my downstairs and smoke a dooby.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm doing.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: How good?
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: Actually this jakes like a picture you doing this drive
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: around town doing laps on magic mushrooms. Well, listening to
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: pil Jam for two days straight, Jam, go to the batch.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: I Actually I probably would go to the batch.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: You would.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: I just chill out and look at the ocean, do
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: a bit of fishing.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: What if somebody had already booked it?
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be a bastard.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Also, it's not your batch, right, So wouldn't the people
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: who owned the batch go to the batch?
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Quite possibly?
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Would you go to the batch if they were there?
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Nah?
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: Keep those ticks coming in. On three four eight three,
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: here's a question. Is Jeremy Well's really in Portugal for
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: the annual helmet blessing festival? Yes? He one percent. He
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: goes every year. I don't know what kind of helmets like.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: I think they might be army helmets or war helmets. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: yeah yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: The hold Arching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: We're discussing the rapture that was supposed to happen overnight
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: when viral on TikTok after a priest in South Africa
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Joshua luck Gella had a dream had a vision about it,
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: went viral on TikTok. Everyone fell for it. I don't
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: know if they did or if they were just taking
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: the purse, but it didn't happen overnight, which is great.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well a lot of people love this sort of
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: rapture chat though, Kizy, you know what I mean, There's
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: been a lot throughout history.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Well how to present, there has been, Jason, And I've
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: actually got a little list here of some things notable
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: raptures that were predicted across history. Who could forget of
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: course y two k there was a type of rapture,
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: not an endo the world one, but it was a
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: prediction that all of the basically all the technology would
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: crap itself as soon as the clocks all went to
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: two thousand.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: I remember you guys telling me about that, and you
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: guys were freaking out because of course you were massive
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: gamers yea. And the idea that you couldn't like did
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: doo doo should play your little games there's freaking you out.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, you didn't care if you died as long
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: as you could play games.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: And what I said was I'd rather die then not
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: be able to play my little games.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah it was four, so I don't really care, Jason.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: Four what pugs pathetic? Harold Camping in twenty eleven. It
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: was an American radio preacher. He founded Family Radio. He
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: basically convinced they were a very wealthy media church, basically
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: convinced a lot of his followers that the raptor was
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: going to happen May twenty first, two thousand and eleven.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: Heaps of them quit their jobs, donated their life savings,
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: got rid of everything, and then nothing happened, and then
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Harold had to apologize to everyone, and then the church
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: lost a lot of it sort of credibility.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Actually, that's a great opportunity for us, now that I'm
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: thinking about it, Fellers, Maybe we could create our own
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: rapture and get people to donate to us well, and
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: then when it doesn't happen, just go tough teddies, just.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Say tough titties, thanks for the cats.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: The Mayan calendar, of course, I remember that one twenty twelve.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: It ended in twenty twelve. The ancient Mayans or Mayans
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: from the South America region. Of course, they just didn't
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: want to plan that far in advance, so their calendars
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: stopped in twenty twelve. Everyone thought that was going to
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: be the end of the world. And really interesting one though.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: I think it might have been William Miller, who was
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: a preacher in the US in the early eighteen hundreds.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: I remember hearing a story about this. We need a
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: fact check it, but basically one of the first raptures
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: in that early sort of the start of the USA,
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: and he was so convinced that at exactly midnight or something,
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: he jumped off the roof of his barn completely naked
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: because he knew it was going to get swept up
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: into heaven. And then that didn't happen, and he just
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: sort of landed on the ground and broke both of
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: his legs right, and then everyone was like, oh, maybe
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: it's not going to happened. He's like, yeah, I don't
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: think so. So the raptors can really make people do
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: kind of stupid stuff. Yeah, but if the rapture did happen, Fellas,
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: you know where, I'd like to be Fiji with you guys.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: To join the Fellas in Fiji, call o eight hundred hoadachi.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: In Fiji. Basically, we are going to Fiji. We're playing
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: golf and if you would like to join us, give
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: us a call now eight hundred haadarchy because we are
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: drawing the sucker on Monday.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: How good. Here's David Bowie, the Hiarchy.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Big show was jas, Mike and Kyzy tune in four
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: on Radio Hoarchy.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: How good eight fellows, A bit of golf, a bit
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: of Fiji action, a bit of breakfast buffet, a bit
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: of message woman, a bit of snorklan. Hey, just on
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: the golf front. By the way, We've got Ryan Fox
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: coming in later and the show looking forward to that,
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: having a bit of a chin wag about the old golf.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the big deal having Ryan Fox come into the
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: studio and actually chat with you in person. Lovely guy.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: But of course, Jace myself, you pugs over here in
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: old Meg. You're all going to Fiji. We are playing golf.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: We are staying at the Intercontinental Golf Resort and Spa.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: We're playing a championship level course designed by VJ. Singh.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: A lot.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: It's a long weekend filled with all that stuff you
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: just mentioned earlier, and we need people to come with us.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Can't wait, mate, can't wait. Get a tresh house the morning.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Treating you Hi, very good, thank you. It's got to
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: see you're a finance mana drama but short of funds.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Can you help me out?
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: I can't help myself, right.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, Traush have you had a coffee this morning?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: No, not yet.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Wow, you've got great energy. Great.
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: I'm working a school and I'm a fifty two week
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: which means I don't get the holidays off. I have
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: taken a couple of days off, so I've got my
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: day off today.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: What are you going to do with your day there?
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm painting, ah, like a fruit bowl or something like.
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: A dining table, a.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Sorry, painting of a dining table, or like you're painting
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: your dining table.
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: Painting d dining table.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, it's weird.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: It feels like a bit of a waste of a
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: day off. But no, that's fantastic.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: Trash.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Do you like golf, Trish?
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: I'm all right.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: You like like Fiji?
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Fair enough? Who would you bring with you a Trish
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: if you won?
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: Probably my partner Craig.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Does he like golf?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: No?
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: I don't think he's ever played at all.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: It's just working out really well for all of us.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: Good on you, Trish, that's all good.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: You're in the drawer. Trust good luck, all right, lovely,
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: thank you so much.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: You're beautiful. Good a Daniel, your mad bastard.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: How's life?
• 22:41
  Speaker 8: Oh it's not too bad.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: That's awesome.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Have you had your morning coffee, Daniel.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: No, no, evend my morning coffee.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: I just can't believe these people. I mean, it's the
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: first thing I do when I get up in the
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: morning is get the old coffee machine work.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: And Jase, you've got to wait at least an hour
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: after you wake up.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Pease have a coffee, you know, and then sucking of vabe.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Hey, Daniel, man, you've ever been to Fiji? No, I
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: haven't been to far up.
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: You're gonna love it. Not that I'm saying you're definitely
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: gonna win or anything, but you are going to love it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: And pack your bags, brother, That's all I say.
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: Do you like golf, Daniel, Yeah, I don't mind golf.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's kind of love of golf.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: We want and tell me, Dan, you what do you
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: do for a crust.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: I'm a drain layer.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: It is actually massive backbone work.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Actually, I think they have drains over in Fiji, Daniel. Man,
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: so that's a little bonus for you.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Oh perfect?
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Cool.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: And I'm not saying that you're definitely gonna win, but
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: just pack your bags.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: We'll take care of you.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: You're in the drawer how are you coming up after
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: seven o'clock Fellers, very exciting Hiducky Breakfast Mastermind. The cash
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: is jackpotted to two hundred dollars. We'll be doing that
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: at the usual time. People are asking me to give
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: a little clue as to what the subject is for today,
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: I might do that just before Hodaky Mastermind.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: And also on that front, by the way, we have
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: a very popular segment on the Big Show called What's
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: on the Dinner with Me Kesy, So we're also going
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: to be doing What's on the Breakfast with Me Kezy today,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: So let us know what you're having for breakfast three four,
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: eight three and we'll get into that after seven as well.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: The Holdaking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: So nice to have your company this Thursday morning. The
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: time three minutes past seven o'clock you are listening to
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: the Big Show doing the Breakfast Show. Hope that you've
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: woken up this morning for thing real chipper, Just relax
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: and unwine, going, make yourself a coffee, sit back and
• 24:50
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• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Incidentally, load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I believe there a little bit amazing about that,
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: some amazing giveaways on that front. You were saying a
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: trailer there, Keyzy, we've got a trailer to give away.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Is that correct? Oh?
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I was actually wrong. Was actually an audio trailer
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: was going to play later in the show trade And
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: I've accidentally I've accidentally given out four free trailers. So
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know what we're going to do there on
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: three for eight three.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Bunnings won't care, really, they won't care. They're helping the
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: people out. We've got some garden gloves to give away as.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Well, gardening gloves, that says here, and then we've only
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: got one pair, so I guess we could do one glove.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Like two people text and we'll give them a glove each.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: That'd be stupid.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Well, hang on, Also, garden hose question here on three
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: for eight three. Is that a garden hose or is
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: that several hose that you'd use in the garden? Which
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: one of that? Because it's just a shambles. I don't
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: know what we're giving away here.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Well, when I said there, we've got hose to give away, Yeah,
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: it's garden hose.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: As a garden hose.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: There's not a hose as in water. Oh no, I'm
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: sure if we wrung them up, they'd probably give us
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: a garden hose to give away.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Well, they probably would, but they'd also be like, why
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: are you calling us and asking for a hose?
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Okay, so it's a hoe, Yeah, garden hose.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Got four of them, that's the hose.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Cool?
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: And do they want us to give all four of
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: them to one winner?
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Well, no, they can go sip. I mean, who wants
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: four hose?
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't mind.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Hey, now, coming up next, what's on the Breakfast with Me?
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Kezy texts us on three four eight three and let
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: us know because people love this stuff.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: By the way, given that it's a bit of sort
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: of extraordinary circumstances and we're doing breakfast at the moment,
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: you guys all gfi vape No, no, okay, right now
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: it's time four.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: You Hey, guys, text here from Steve. What's on the
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Breakfast with Me?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Kick me?
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Yes, this is on? Now you go your segment.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: I just want to give us some context on the
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: big show in the afternoons. Here we have What's on
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: the Dinner with Me Keasy. It is by far the
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: most popular segment of the show, without question.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Thanks man Ah. Basically, you text in what you're having
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: for breakfast and then we.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Read it out and you go on the drawer for.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Bunnings prizes to give away, and I'll have a list
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: of those for you after the segment. How about this
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: one on three for eight three Jace good eight feelers
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: coffee in a vape for Bricky of course.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you see that's backbone. I remember the last time
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: we were doing breakfast. My favorite one was he had
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: a steak and cheese pie, a Pixie caramel, a v
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: and two darts.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, bring it good, o fellas. My
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: breakfast was two water books?
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Can I just leave?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Know, this is a little quirk of Kesies. How would
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: you describe your cereal? What do you eat again? Like
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: the little.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Why bites, wheaty bites, the fruit wheet books with little
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: chunks of fruit and the little tiny ones.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they used to be called freddy backs.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Now their weetbooks, bites, whitty bites, yeah, are they wheaty
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: bite no, I just called them there.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, come on because it's cute.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Gooday, guys, this morning, I will be having a lovely
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: can of red Bull and two darts once I finished
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: milking the cows. Yeah, good stuff. It's back boat stuff.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Someone here's textor they're just having narchos for breakfast, Like
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: I like having savory stuff for breakfast, but I feel
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: like narchos first thing in the morning. It's a bit off.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know why, though, Uh, breakfast a Champions fell as,
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: a triple shot long black, long Black, and a few
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: mint zen's.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: I love in?
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: What is his in?
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: You'd love us in?
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Tell me what his z in is, Pugs.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: It's those little like patches that you'd banging your lip there, Okay,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: chew and backy.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: No, just like that, Jason, Good day fellows. I'm having
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: a large flat white and three chicken tenders that wrecks
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: of a servo. Stop.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it totally does.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Shout out to Rumpel. Rumpel is having a classic Trady
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: breakfast of a cocon of smoke.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: So it's good to see that plenty of New Zealanders
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: are around, you know, starting the breakfast, are starting the
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: day the healthy way. Yeah, totally with a good solid breaky,
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: I always start my day off regardless of what I'm doing.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Coffee in a vape.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: In fact, as soon as I wake up, I start
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: sucking on your vape on my vai.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah cool. Keep the texts coming on three four
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: eight three If you'd like to go in the drawer
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: to win a cement mixer.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy, tune
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: in on Radio Houcky.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Due to the fact that we've been absolutely inundated with
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: breakfast texts, we're going to carry on with it. Fellers.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Ah you hey, guys, text here from Steve. What's on
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: the breakfast with me?
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: Kick me?
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Can I just say? Fellas, we were promised by the
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: boss of the station that he would be bringing us
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: craploads of coffee. A. He's not even here and B
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: I see no coffee. I know you like your instant
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: philth yeah, but I want a proper coffee and I
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: wanted bloody.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: Now, speaking of the devil he's just turned out, is
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: that she just walked in. She just walked in.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Get a fell By the way, this segment isn't just
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: jas winzing about knocketting free stuff. The segment is you
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: texting what you're having for breakfast. We read it out,
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: and then you go on the drawer to win a
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: cement mixer. Ah, get a fellas, A couple of dirty
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: saucy mcmuffins for me, muffin hole hash brown on the side.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Put it in the muffin because that's how it's done.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Hashtag fat boy special and that's from Pugs And that's
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: from Pugs. Arm that sounds bloody good, actually sounds delicious.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah good. A guys just had three firecracker chicken bites
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: and a coke from the servo.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: See, I can do a chicken tendy in the morning
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: if I'm like stopping at a serve and I'm having a
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: big like a big morning but not spicy chicken.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: I love it anytime in the morning. Good a Feller's
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: peanut butter toast and a cucumber.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: I just feel like they're taking the purse. I think
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: they put it out stupid.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: I feel like putting their slice in the cumber, putting
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: it on the peanut butter toast. I think that would
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: be quite nice would they do with the cucumber? Good
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: a guys, marmite on toast with an Irish coffee.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: That's a hard man breakfast.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: All women all on pugs man, keep it to off here,
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: many good a guys, Three double shot coffees and six
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: kid sized raisin packets.
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: A little lady on them.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys were the same, but
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: like in my lunch box, if I got one of
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: those raisin packets, I'd be filthy, you know what I mean.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: I love them because you eat all the raisins out,
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: and I was the kind of kid that woul grabbed
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: them all out, separate them all because they come in chunks.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: I'd like to separate them all out so they were
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: just individual raisins.
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: You were sore amasively wait finish, eat them all individually,
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: and then use the raisin box as a whistle because
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: you can blow into it and it makes a whistling noise.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Man, you are such a cool kid, Keezy.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: They'd call me raisin whistle Keezy. Gooday, guys, having an
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: extra long rip on the vapor and a coffee. Then
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: I'll be off to drive the digger. Yeah, nice backbone stuff.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: One more, of course I pick my favorite one. One
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: large sausage, one large fish and a cup of tea.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: A fish and a sausage for breakfast.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: That's the most random I've heard.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: I think fishing coffee.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Fishing coffee is discussing.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's foul.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: You're a backbone and you're officially in the drawer when
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: that cement mixer two? So well done? Sorry email from
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: Bunning's Trade. Not allowed to give away us to meet mixeth.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Can we still give away the hose?
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, good.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Let's get into a bit of Mastermind.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: That's right, and to celebrate the fact that on this
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: day in nineteen ninety five, the BBC mini series Pride
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: and Prejudice starring Colin Firth first ears. Today's Mastermind topic
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: is British television.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Now, I believe we've got Andrew on the line. Andrew,
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: good morning? How are you this morning?
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: You keevy?
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: How you go mate?
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Bloody good mate? What did you have for breakfast today?
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: I haven't had bricking yet. I've just been bloody sorting
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: out my fifteen months old. But he's doing a good
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: impression of the the hungry catapill hee heid a nigg
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: quee fruit in a banana and he's still looking at
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: me like you want some more.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's great. It'll be a butterfly soon. That's bloody exciting.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Today's topic, Andrew is British TV. Do you know a
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: lot about British TV.
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: I'm just going to say I've watched a little bit
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: a Leader my time perfect a Downtown Abby fan you know.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, I hate that show, Big Maggie Smith, Guy,
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: I am are you?
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah? I think so?
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Professor Mcgonagah, absolutely, you were saying she's so mean. I
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: didn't say that, yeah, Chris on here. All right, Andrew, Look,
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: this is the first time we've run the Hudaky masterminds
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: me and Jace, so we're just going to have a
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: crack at it. I understand you've got how long is it,
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: pugs forty five second? Yeah, and of course I'm going
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: to do my best to read out the questions so
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: to give you the best chance possible. All right, Andrew,
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: are you ready?
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Mate, go for it?
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: All right? Mastermind begins Question number one. What does BBC stand.
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: For British Broadcasting corporation.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Which British actress played the lead role in the Vicar
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: of Dibley John Bridge, which decade did Coronation Street first
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: debut nineteen sixty Correct?
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: What the hell are you kidding me?
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Jets?
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Andrew? You've just won yourself to our of bucks. Mate,
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: go too easy?
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: Are you gonna give me the other questions?
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Mate?
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know how this works. Okay, who is
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: the third member of this top gear trio? Jeremy Clarks
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: and Richard Hammond?
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: Ah see, now I don't know who it is. Definitely
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: not old mate May.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: James May is correct?
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: And how many seasons of Faulty Towers were there?
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: Oh? They definitely wasn't two too?
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Is correct? Oh my god, are you serious? Andrews? All
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: you do is watch UK TV.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: When you said down to Nebby, I was like, maybe
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: you won't have the best o the older stuff.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Well, here's here's my concern, Andrew, is that the breakfast
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: boys are going to give us grief again because we've
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: given them money away and they'll go it was too easy.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: But you nailed that, mate.
• 35:50
  Speaker 8: Well you can say that, then I'll do double or nothing.
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: So that's the case.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Really, okay, is that a thing we do?
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: We can make it a thing.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: We're back on tomorrow, so Andrew again. Yeah, you know
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: in this case, Andrew, if the boys are back tomorrow,
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: we'd say yeares however, we are back tomorrow, so we'll
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: just give you your Turner bucks cash. Right, you can
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: just walk away, brother.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: How good?
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: I have to go to the cash and put it
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: on black then.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Of the nile.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, either or a great option, especially at like what
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: seven forty in the morning. Thanks very much, Andrew, How
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: do you have it his own? And she'll take care
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: of your mate?
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: Al right?
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: She is beautiful?
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: How good? Eh?
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Plenty coming up, Jason, the show is including I'm very
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: very excited Ryan Fox is coming in.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: So oh yeah. I can't wait to have a bit
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: of chitty chat about goal.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: As long as you don't punish him about our golf.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't do that, man fur.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: in on Radio HOLUK last night.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: On the show Park Sound, you were talking about the
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: fact you were very consumed you had a mate coming over. Yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: I had some plans that I made with them last
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: week from to pop round for dinner, have a little ketchup,
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: he a beer maybe, and and then we decided that
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: we were going to do breakfast today and tomorrow. And
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: then I was very warrey of the fact that I
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: needed an early bed time, but he was still coming around.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to cancel that's but be a mate,
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: you know, come around for a beer. But I needed
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: to figure out how to kind of dance around the
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: fact that it couldn't be a long one.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: I needed to get him out of there at a
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: certain point so I could pop off to bed.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: And you guys gave me a little coaching session yesterday
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: which ended in you suggesting that I what what did
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: you say?
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: I don't remember what. I don't know what you're talking about?
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: What got them away? I think.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: That was ages ago. How the hell am I supposed
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: to remember what we talked about last night on the show.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: It's funny though, because now I was thinking about this
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: over night Pokes, and I was like, you could literally
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: just do what you usually do, which is like make
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: a tofu dish and then put some like vinyl vinyl
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: on of some bautists no one's ever heard of, and
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: then like put something you know what I mean, Like,
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: just do the usual.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, put you put on your really weird cap with
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: the cord on it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, and you're saying all of the stuff to get
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: them out of the house is what I should.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Well, I'd be out of there as quick as I could.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: Yea one hundred percent. Or you could do what Jace
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: would do in the situation, because I'll be interested to
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: know jas Actually, if you're in the situation you had
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: to get someone out of your house, how would you
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: do it?
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Well, you see, I'm never in that situation because I
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: don't invite people to my house.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: Okay hypothetically, Yes, you've finally invited the big show round
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: to your house for dinner after almost five years of being.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: Not even rypothetical. We've got a book down, we've got
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: a countain.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, you.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Know we've been there for how long? It's too long
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: for us to be there? Oh you too?
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Specifically? Yeah, well, like if you came over it, see
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: when i'd want you out of there?
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Court to eight, right, let's say it's twenty to eight.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: Would you try to wrap us up and get us
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: out of there? What would you do?
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: I'd do the mogi right in no sort of situations.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: I think you've just got to be very blunt. So
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: quarters to or eight comes around, fowlers, it's time for
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: you to pass.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Off, right, And that's doing a Mogi yeah approach.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: You know what Mogi is like, He's like, I'm going
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: to go to bed now. Everyone needs to leave everyone
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: if off whereas as Pugs is all sort of, oh,
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: I do want to offend, yeah, you know what I mean.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: I don't want to upset as feelings or anything like that,
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: even though I'm serving him gross tofu and all that sort.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: I didn't cut.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: But the thing is, Jason, not everyone is so okay
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: with offending heaps. People like you are, like you almost
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: get off on it, right, We do get off on it.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Whereas Pugs and I we're we're you know, we're on
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: the radio. We don't want to jeopardize our careers, so
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: we try not to offend people and in regular life too. Pugs,
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: you don't want to offend your mate, No, absolutely not,
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: not people I care about especially you know, what did
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: you do in the end.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: We were having a beer and we had something on
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: the telly, yeah, and we were watching it and we
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: had some pizza and stuff.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: It was actually really lovely.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: And then he yawned, right, and I saw my ultimate opportunity,
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: all right, So you say he yawned, and I went, oh,
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like you got to like hang around
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: and watch the rest of this man, like if you
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: if you're getting tired kind of thing.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And I was like, oh, yeah, I might hit
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: the road. I was like, sweet ass man.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: When you said I saw my opportunity, I thought he
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: was in a jump in the sack with you.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: Oh, like, what Chris did you?
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm talking about what see? That was
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: clever from you. What did you put on the TV?
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Was it like highlights of yours and Jason's show while
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: I was in Europe?
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: Man, I don't know. I can't remember. God, this is
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: a show, Jason. Have you heard this before?
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: I'm not talking to your keysy.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: At the moment, The Hierarchy Big Show week days from
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: You're listening to the Big Show doing the Breakfast show
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: this Thursday morning. The time is eight oh two, and
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: I mean that you've had a great start of the day.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Is you had to work or maybe you're just chilling
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: at home, but to take a little time out of
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: your schedule and listen to the fields.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: Hey, Jay's Yeah, what's the hurdak? Your breakfast show? Brought
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: to you by.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Bumming's Trade man load up on landscaping with Bunning's Trade.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: It's Bunnings trolled.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Just had another email from Bunnings. By the way, how
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: good stoked on the stings? They stoked on the stings.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: I said, it's actually the subject line is stoked on
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: the stings. And then it goes on to discuss Hey
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: guys first, and we'll just want to say stoked on
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: the stings. Yeah, which of those little funny high pitch
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: things we just played just then? Also, we've just heard
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: that you guys have been giving away a concrete mixer.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: I can confirm that is not available to give away. However,
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: we can send out Bunning snags. Oh so, I guess
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: what we'll do is for every single person that's texting
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: on the show today, which is about I don't know,
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: one hundred and fifty people fifty sorry, one hundred fifty
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: thousand people, we'll just get pigs. If it's all good
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: with your maail, would you be happy just to send
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: out the bunning snags me. So I guess they'll send
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: us the sauces. We'll cook them up, we'll put them
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: in the bread, put the sauce on the onion.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Sauce, squirt and musty.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Don't we need like the combo that everybody's kind of
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: going for. If they want onions, if they want tomatoes,
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: they want.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: But bread.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Is making a really good point, right because some people
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: would want to squirter tomatoes. Some people might not want onions.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: People have mustard with no sauce.
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: Fan, but I'm not everyone.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, So what we'll do then is if you've text
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: in texting again with what your first text was, so
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: we can link it up to your order and then
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: say how you'd like your bunning snag, and then so
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: you'd come here, you'll make them up and then I
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: guess you just pop them in courier bags and fire
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: them out.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, I mean, because this is the
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: breakfast show, they've got their own producers.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you've got time gugs just on that front.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: By the way, no more hoes. What do you mean
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: We're given away all the garden hose, all the four
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: of them. Yeah, so don't be asking about those anymore.
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: They're gone for do I need to send them off
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: as well?
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: I just saw Zoe. She was sort of stuffing one
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: of them into a courier bag, so I think she's
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: taking care of it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff, man, is.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Ever clear.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: The hiliarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: in on Radio.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Hoky, No, you're sadly On the show Fellers, we were
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: talking about work.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: Wives, that's right. The concept of having someone at your
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: work who is the opposite six to you. They're your
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: work spouse, and you kind of have a what is
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: that a platonic relationship?
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: Non platonic?
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: What is it? Yeah, no, it is.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: I think it's supposed to be platonic.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: Basically suck are you? You know what I mean? In
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: the sense that they support you emotionally, you know, when
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: you're feeling a bit down, like, for example, Kezi, when
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: you've had a shocker of a show, they should I
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: know you were that bad, Kiezy. Yeah, they get me
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: a bit of a cuddle and they just boost you up,
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which is most days.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: And we and we realized, actually we came to the
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: conclusion on that front that old pugsn Hello was our
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: work mum, even though he's not on the seat.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: You've done it again. You did this yesterday.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: I learned a little bit about you, jas because there's
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: work wives and then you use the term work mummy
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: and the fact that you're getting your work spouse and
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: your work mother confused.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: Is a lot about you, do I say that, But
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: just on.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: The back of that though, Jays, Yeah, these clear, these
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: clear things we're learning about you. What what did you
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: want to chat about?
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Well, it just made me think about you know, there's
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: a lot of stuff coming up in my life, and
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: I got a little bit nostalgia. I don't know if
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: you guys know this about me. I used to be
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: a stay at home dad.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: Did you really yeah, man, when you say sat at
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: home dad, was that like you made a conscious choice
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: to be at home with your kids or.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: You were on the doll just no one would hire me?
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Ah right, you know, and I go to acting gigs
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: and just die on my arm.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Sugar and spice just sort of fell off.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Well it's just sort of foul. Well, I do a
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: bit of sugar and spice, but that was at night
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: when my wife was at home.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Can I just confirm sugar and you're saying you did
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: a little bit of sugar and spice. That's your old comedy,
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: true ti old comedy. Wasn't it weird? That sounds like
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: you did a lot of drugs?
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Oh that as well responsibly though, But you've got though.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: So you want to be a stay at home dead?
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: How old is your youngest daughter?
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: She's seventeen and she's he had all my other girls.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: My other three girls are all overseas now living their lives.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: And to be honest with you, my seventeen year old,
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: you know, she's pretty much living her own life now.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: So you know, I don't know if I can get
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: away with a monica of stay at home dead. I mean,
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: technically speaking, i'd be staying at home and you're a
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: dead and I'm a dad. So can I still run
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: with I'm a stay at home dad?
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: I think so, because what you're doing is you're going
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: above and beyond what other stay at home dads do, right,
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: They stay at home while the kids are young, you know,
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: they help look up, have to keep the household running.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Sure, and then what you're off at dinners, they you know,
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: whatever what floors not just that stuff. They I didn't
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: do that. I just spent most of my time having
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: a go up. But yeah, well now is my chance.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: So like the most stay at home days, they also
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: just it saves on childcare.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: So you you say and stay at home, I'm the same.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: You sacrifice your career to raise the kids at home,
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: whereas what you're doing is going a step further. Like
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: that's that's backbone stuff what I'm just talking about. However,
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: staying at home after the kids have left, just in
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: case they need to come back, waiting by the phone
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: in case one of them needs to get in touch
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: with you. Pretty much, man, that's backbone stuff.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: And I just say I'm here if you need me,
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: that's right, you know. And then I just go and
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: watch movies and stuff like that, maybe a bit a
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: bit of golf.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when was the last time one of your daughters
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: actually called you and needed you?
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: To be honest? That the last time one of my
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: and this is true, one of my daughters messaged me
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: because she found online the big show outro Pegging Special
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: and she was quite disturbed by that.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: That's right, but that's more of a I need you
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: to just.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Ac humiliating the family.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you should do it, Jasment.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys would support me. I mean it would
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: be a big loss to the show on.
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: You go ahead, brother, you go.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: We'll be sweet as mate. For example, Look, how hard
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: is this? Oh, here's oasis on Hodarky.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Maybe you can't get into your gaming while you're hanging
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: at home, Jess.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: I'm not a complete loser. Touchdown.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: This is oasis, by the way. Ryan Fox up next The.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: A lot of people that listen to the Drive show
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: will know that Old Keyesy and I are obsessed by
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: our golf and we've got a very very special guest
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: in that regard in the studio with us. I'm talking
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: about golfing legend Ryan Fox and Ryan your man Barstard.
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: How's life good boys? Thanks for having me in this morning.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an absolute pleasure. Kezy and I Ryan, you
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: won't know this. We've got into golf just recently, so
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: we're going to take the opportunity to really know rack
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: your brains and get some tips from you. If that's
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: I heard I was going to get grilled this morning,
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: so yeah, I'm expecting it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Well, I actually had a little conversation out in the office,
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: so I was like, we're probably going to start the
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: arm with Jason and I talking about how we've been
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: going at golf. Yeah, pretty much, and then very quickly
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: at the end, we'll ask you how you've been going.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Oh that's fine, Yeah, yeah, we're How old were you
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: when you started out? Were you thirty three?
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Like I was?
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: No.
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: I always had clubs as a kid. Yeah right. Dad
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: always played and dad's played off like four or five
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: since I can remember. Yeah, whatever, And like I I
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: used to play the old corporate day with him when
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: I was like eighteen, and I first joined a club
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: at thirteen, yeah right, and then didn't I didn't play
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: any tournament golf I was eighteen.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah right. And at the moment, in terms of how
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: your life's going, is this the best years of your life?
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: You reckon right now?
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's pretty good. This year's I can't complain much
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: about what happened this year.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Foxy. I've got to take your back, mate, because you've
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: had two PGA wins this year. How good is that?
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: First and foremost. But take me back to the Canadian Open.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: There that shot. I was perched in my undies on
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: my couch there. You get a sucking hard on my
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: vaight there watching you in that playoff that shot, mate,
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Because I know that you and your caddy have been
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: having a bit of to and fro about whether you
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: go for it or not. Talk me through that shot.
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's probably the best shot I've ever
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: hit in my life, magnificence. And I wouldn't say it
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: was to and fro about going for it. It was
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: to and fro about what club?
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: It was for memory, like two two thirty something, two
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: thirty nine meters or something like that, A little bit
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: under the wind, and I had two twenty to cover
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: the water and we're tossing up going is at two,
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: one is at three wood, and he goes, mate, you
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: got to hit three wood, Like if you hit it long,
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: it's fine. And I was like, wow, I've got to
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: take a little bit off it at a little cart.
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: It's not often in those kinds of situations you hit
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: the exact shot that you wanted to hit.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: I've found I've never hit the exact shot.
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: I want to hit, It'll happen at some point.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: At some point, you're just gonna keep plugging away, jays Ryan,
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: how hard is it in that situation? You obviously have
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: to have complete similar to radio studio, I've got complete
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: trust in Jace to say and do the right thing.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: You have to completely trust your caddy when he says
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: I think you should do this.
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Look, it's it's a funny relationship player and caddy.
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: It's like I've got to trust him, but ultimately, like, yes,
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: you've got to play the shot. Like I can't hit
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: a shot that I'm uncomfortable with. Yeah, right, So at
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: that point when he goes, look mate, it's you got
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: to hit three where there's enough win there, it's like okay,
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: Like I'm kind of in between and his just his
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: thoughts kind of sway me and make me believe it's
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: the right shot. Yes, right, Like yeah, caddies are a
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: good caddy's amazing, a bad caddy's frustrating, And it's like
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: they've got a hard job. I've got no job security.
• 51:03
  Speaker 7: Like they've got to walk the line between knowing when
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: to say something and knowing when to shut up, and
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: you know, kind of an encore psychologist all of that
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: kind of stuff, along with like Mike Eddie, He's South
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: African unfortunately, so I've got copped a fear of a stick,
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: not just this year unfortunately, but like he'll know when
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: to distract me, when to talk about rugby or cricket
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: or something else. And that's like, that's a big part
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: of it. Just knowing you're out there for a long time.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: That's hard, right because when jas because when we play,
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Jase gets in a hoo of a mood after his
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: first shot and I don't know whether I should get
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: around him or give him a river up.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: I tend to inf and Jeff a little bit on
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: the course there, Foxy, you strike me. Actually, it's pretty
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: calm kind of carry. You don't seem to get too
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: emotional either way.
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: I just hide it.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, yeah, there's like a rage burning inside you.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Is that what you know? Then you get into the
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: clubrooms and smack the crap out of it.
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: No, I just swear it myself under my breath basically.
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: But I mean, anyone that's played golfers you got angry
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: with themselves. And I've been doing it for a long
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: long time now, so it's there. I mean, I'm not
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: Terroll Hatton or anyone like that. I can certainly certainly
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: break myself.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, I think Jason's trying to find a kind
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: spirit there because he really breaks himself out loud.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: Just watch Terrol Hatton, ter Hans, you may do.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Fox. Yeah, I'll just hold you there, mate.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: We'll go to a tune and we'll come back with
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: some golf chat.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodakey.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, welcome back to your massive backbones. We're talking to
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: golfing legend Ryan Fox.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: That's trying to go the big show on Brickey.
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: Here.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: By the way, Ryan, of course is he's into chat
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: about the return of Manuka Feels chasing the Fox. But
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: before we get to that, Jace, it's been a massive
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: year for Ryan fox Man. He's been all over the show.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: European or PGA. I mean, I'll see the PGA is
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: a pinnacle golf wise. But where do you prefer to play?
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: Ah, I mean I enjoy it more in Europe, but
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: I've been out there for a long time. You know,
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: I played full time there since twenty fifteen on challenge
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: to us. So like, I've got really good mates out there,
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: the PGAs, but everyone's a bit more selfish is probably
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: the right word. But it's a bit more isolated. It's
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: all of themselves, yeah, a little bit. But you have
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: you You've also you're playing at the top level. You've
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: kind of got to be that to an extent, and
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: it's just harder to break into the social circles over there,
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: whereas Europe's a bit more fun. You're not playing for
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: as much money, so guys potentially don't take it quite
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: as seriously either. Yeah.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: The reason you hear Ryan Fox, of course is because
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: and there was massively successful last year the Manuca fuel
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Chasing the Foxes returning. I went out to there. It
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: was it was the same day as the Hdochey Christmas party.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: You got so Sam, come on, man, not in front
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: of Ryan Fox.
• 53:56
  Speaker 7: And then I'm all for it.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Bed responsibly of course.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Spent the day at the pub doing that, you know,
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: the whole Hurdarcky Christmas party, and it was like we're
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: going out to chasing the Foxes. Oh a bit far
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: to go, blah blah blah. Got out there. That event
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: absolutely rules. You know, you've got team media. It was
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Mark Richardson, Die Heindwood and Jeremy Welles from Hurdarcky. They
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: were playing up against you know, John Key, mex Key.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: You you were there. Obviously it's going to be broadcast
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: live and free on TV and ZID one and TV
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: and ZID plus front of the twelfth of December. I
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: understand they're changing it this year, so it's you and
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: a mate or something like that.
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: Yep, yep. So you know we've this is our fourth
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: year this year. Yeah, and we kind of worked out
• 54:37
  Speaker 7: in the last couple of years that playing your own
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: ball against three guys playing ambros is quite hard, yes,
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: you know, especially six holes. You know, you don't have
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: much time to get into it and if you you know,
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: if you missed a couple of parts earlier out of it.
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: So we decided to change it up a little bit
• 54:52
  Speaker 7: this year, try to make it a bit more competitive,
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: but also you know, try to add something else to
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: the event. So we're still in the proceed of working
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: out the professional teams, but it's hopefully going to be
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: bigger and better this year.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: And when you spend so much time doing like, you know,
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: the top level of your sport. Is it quite nice
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: to come home to your home country and have something
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: like this at the back of the year where you
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: get to hang out and you know, have a bit
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: of fun with your day job.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, look, it's it's really fun. That's also like I
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: feel almost more pressure to play well because your names
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: and the title. Yeah, yeah, you know, you go up
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: and make a couple of bugs and you're like, oh god, basically,
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: but like, it's it's amazing to have an event where
• 55:36
  Speaker 7: you know, so many iconic New Zealanders play and it's
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: got my name on it. Like that's kind of strange.
• 55:41
  Speaker 7: And you know, to be able to walk down the
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: fairways with those guys and then you know, the crowd
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: there has accessed, like there's not many other places that
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: you can get so close, and guys are signing autographs
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: going down the fairway and there's at of banter and stuff.
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: It's great.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: I remember Jeremy Wells because he competed last year and
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: he was saying it was the most here rifying moment
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: of his life stepping up to the t in front
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: of all those people and and it being televised Yeah,
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: imagine you doing that keezy, bloody shambolic right, you get
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: up there, you get smack it straight in the bush.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Thanks man, thank you.
• 56:13
  Speaker 7: It's better than a lawsuit hitting someone in the head.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, that's true.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Thanks.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: I couldn't hit someone in the head, not even if
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: I tried. Look, Ryan, thank you so much for coming
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: into this year and having a yarn man. It's been
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: an absolute joy watching you go to work over the
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: last wee while. And if you do want to come
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: see Ryan play in person, tickets are available at Chasing
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: the Fox dot co dot m ZID and tickets actually
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: go on sale from the first of October if you're
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: in corporate or the twenty ninth for general sales.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: Thanks guys, thanks for having me.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: It's been a pleasure.
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: Mate.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Now about my slice, No out of time.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: We do not have time.
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: You better fix it before you go to Fiji. That's
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: all I know.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy big show was Jase, Mike and Kezy.
• 56:54
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• 56:57
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• 57:28
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• 57:34
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• 57:40
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• 57:42
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• 57:47
  Speaker 7: What you said, we're far responding.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: The all black Side tasked with responding to the heavious
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: defeat will be named at lunchtime for Saturdays. But it
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: is low cap taste against the Wallabies in Auckland, So
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: moody about it, Jason Man. The Silver Ferns have won
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: Netball's Tiny Jamison Trophy, beating South Africa seventy to fifty
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: eight in the second match of the three Test series
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: at Napier to take an unassailable two lead. A bit
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: of a stata there, Jays single sculler Logan Olrick is
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: through to the semi finals at the Rowing World Championships
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: in Shanghai. And former All White Clayton Lewis's escaped conviction
• 58:26
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• 58:29
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• 58:32
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• 58:36
  Speaker 5: crimes and he's been sentenced to two years of community
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: service in Sydney, which is like picking up rubbish and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I tell you what what For a moment there I
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  Speaker 5: You butchered it up. Next to the Montreal Snow Report.
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  Speaker 1: The Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: Hdarchy the hole Achy Brick for Ski Report, thanks to
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  Speaker 1: Mon's Royale for Reno performance, Apperil from one Acre.
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  Speaker 5: That's right it is our weekly snow report all thanks
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  Speaker 5: to Mon's Royale and joining us on the line right
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  Speaker 5: now is the voice of snow sport in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 5: And how's the powder look in this week? Brother?
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  Speaker 2: Oh there is so much powder?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, hell good.
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  Speaker 8: We've had a battle.
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  Speaker 2: Royale over the last two weeks between spring and winter,
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  Speaker 2: and there is it was. It was hanging in the
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: balance the last five days or so, but there is
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  Speaker 2: no doubt now that Windborough has won. It has murdered
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: springs savagely in the southern Lakes.
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  Speaker 8: I think on the North Island the battle's still raging.
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  Speaker 2: My spies up there told me that there was a
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  Speaker 2: bit of rain down at the bottom, but plenty of
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  Speaker 2: snows still up at the top. So yeah, it's been
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: a funny one. The northwester he's just been ramping through
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  Speaker 2: and it refuses to back off. But there is a
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: little bit of a chink of light at the end
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: of the tunnel. Looks like we're going to get some
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: settled weather next week for the most of the ski
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: fields last week, so we have got a little bit
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: of hope.
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  Speaker 5: Bloody awesome. And also while we've got here, man, I
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  Speaker 5: understand that you're actually on a bit of a holiday.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: Part one is for your birthday, but also you've got
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  Speaker 5: our very own Jerry Wells with you. Is that corect
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  Speaker 5: I have We've.
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  Speaker 8: We've decided that the mountain.
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  Speaker 2: We've looked at the forecast for TC and Codrona today
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  Speaker 2: and it is getting better later. Yeah, but we've decided
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: that a sauna is the better.
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  Speaker 7: Part of valor this morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, things up, you poor, bastarded and jizzy there.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, god, just having your recline. Maybe have a
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: couple of heated up COGNACX, maybe have a sauna. A
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: bit of a message. Don't overdo it, man, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I don't want you to pull a hemy or anything.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing you've now got to prepare because
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: this weekend is TC closing day. This is a legendary
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: day and it's rated.
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  Speaker 8: Our eighteen as far as days go.
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  Speaker 2: There's a severe likelihood of a diminished concept of reality
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  Speaker 2: up there, so you you've got to play that one carefully.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Forecast looks a little bit changeable as well. But if
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: if you're in the market for something a little more PG,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: then Kadrona is offering the Pingu Birthday Party, which will
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: be at the other end of the spectrum.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Actually that would actually suit your style of skiing.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: What Pingu's birthday parting?
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  Speaker 4: Get it right? Man? What did so?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: He's saying, I ski like a little clamation penguin.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much, man?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: And what else is going on the what about Temple Basin.
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  Speaker 2: Temple have got the fire and ice party, think, I mean,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: I've never been to it, but instantly I'm thinking some
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: kind of Game of Thrones on snow, like walkers and
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: rampant orgy, so I'm not sure if that's the reality.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: And then Toroa, I've got the retro party coming down.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: So up on the mountain think neon and side cutless skis,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: and then down intown. I'm intrigued by this one. I
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: haven't been, but there's a chocolate clare eating contest.
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  Speaker 5: Right, so just just to clarify, You've got like a
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Game of Thrones augy type situation. You've got a chocolate
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: a clear eating situation. You've got Pengu's birthday going on
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: as well. Hung pengu one hundred percent. This it just seems.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: Is this like a pretty standard of fear to have
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: on a weekend, whether it comes to people that are
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: into the snow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it's nothing if not eclectic. We can
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: offer a variety of social and sporting occasions every week,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: but we are we are coming up to the end
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: of the season. PC's closing. That is it's a sad one,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: but it's been It's been a really good winter, like
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: surprisingly good considering we haven't had that much snow. But
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: there's a week left. If you want to get stuck
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  Speaker 2: in spring is actually spring. Pass up at to row
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: three hundred bucks and they've still got another four weeks.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: While they start late, they finish late, right, that's worth
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: a sniff.
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  Speaker 4: That's great stuff for Ed. Sign me up for the orgy.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Thanks for that, mate. You take care of Jeszy all right,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: because this this breakfast radio lark, I'm not keen.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I'll get the cognac warned.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, good on you.
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  Speaker 5: It's a big shout out to Mons Royale as well
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  Speaker 5: for making that all possible.
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  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in four on Radio Holcky.
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  Speaker 4: Well, there you go, your man stends. That's the Big
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: Show doing the Breakfast Show. Done and dusted for this Thursday.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: We'll be back again tomorrow, of course. Fellows. I'm curious son,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Ox you I know you're going to be working your
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: ass off as you always do all day after this,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: pug Son, what are you going to do for the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: rest of the day, Keezy.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Good question, Jase. I've got a bit of yard work
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: lined up, got a paint of fence, I'm got to
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: plant some grass. I'm gott to dig up a few plants,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: move them around. Things of that nature. Sure, and then
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: my wife and I'll be having soup for lunch with
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: some cheese rolls. Doesn't that sound lovely?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a very wholesome day, some good quality
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: time to get that, and you'll be closer for achieving
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: the work that you're going to achieve today, Chris, sounds.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: To me like you should be in a retirement village.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: You can talk.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Nah, you're all good. Jason, what are you up today?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking keezy sneaky nine holes today our goal?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: Man, oh wow. The weather forecast keeps fluctuating all the time,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: and I go, we'll do I don't. I think I'm
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: gonna pull the trigger on.
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  Speaker 7: It and go for it.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: You got to go for it, man, when it's been
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: weir you've got to strike whenever you can, wherever you can.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: Just a few ticks I like to address here on
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: three four eight three. If it's all good, good day, guys,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: just joined this morning. What the hell's going on? What's
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: the reason your backbones are doing the Brickfast show. You
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: fellas have missed my dap. It feels like it's just
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: gone four o'clock and I'm knocking off.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: Did you lose another relay race? No, Jerry's away, yeah,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: eyes away, everyone's away. Really, this is the school holidays.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: It's how it works. And now we're just having a
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: week off and switching things up.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: I tell you what, working in breakfast af fellers, the
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: old holidays are good, aren't They do three weeks straight
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: and then you get a couple off.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: You just had a holiday.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: Maybe you have another couple of weeks on the run,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: then another couple of weeks off.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: But a skiing we'll just get we'll get driving there,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: we'll get drive to do it.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: They never they never work, really, yeah, they just have holidays. Really,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: it feels like to me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: we're not bitter about it or anything. A Hey, have
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: a great day though, And as mentioned, we will be
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: back again tomorrow six am till nine. If you're a
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: podcast listen, our podcasts will be available on all the
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: same the usual platforms at the usual time.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: Speaking of drive, actually, Pucklesome, Hello, what's happening there?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Man, I'm going to be doing a best bits show
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: from there, moments from the Big Show. Might use this
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: morning show, you know, because it was so good, so
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: it's already best fits you know what I'm saying.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: So you're just going to phone it and played this
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: morning show onc.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Just replating no, no, no, I'll find some I'll find
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: some big Show classics out of the archives there for you.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: And then in between doing this and that, I'll probably.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: Go do some other stuff that's a huge day part
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: of the gym or something that's massive that's more than
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: twelve hours.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: No worry about that.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: You'll be here. I hope you're getting paid extra for that.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: And Jason, you're his agent, right so you should be
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: getting a cut as well.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Totally I am. If you're not getting paid, I'll sorted
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: out parksan, don't you worry about that. Listen, it's been
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: a pleasure. We will be back again tomorrow the same time,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: same place.
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