Latest / Alien Hunters Hotline! / S1 E2: Types of Aliens
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- speaker-0: Yes. ⁓ we can name sixteen different th things that an alien could be that's not just something on earth. Like, I don't know, a big speaker-1: ⁓ That's speaker-2: No, Big goo that can fly a spaceship. So I'm sorry, you think you think that one of the predominant types of aliens is just a taller, more attractive version of people that live in Europe? What the fuck are we doing? speaker-1: That's a really good point. I think some people think that maybe Nordic people came from space, that there's some s sort of space Viking, and that's sort of a cross pollination theory, but I think you guys are space viking. speaker-2: Space Viking is cool. speaker-0: Vikings are different. speaker-1: Alien Hunters Hotline, the best and I hope only Colin podcast dedicated to studying and destroying extraterrestrials on planet Earth. And we're coming to you pre-recorded from the back of a van in Fremont, Ohio. You can call in any time with your extraterrestrial and or other alien problems. The number is 419-463-2626. I'm Disgraced Radio Personality and Card Shark Roy Dunch. As always, I'm here with the best alien experts money can't even buy because they don't really believe in that stuff. Skunk and bleep, how we doing boys? speaker-2: Mm. speaker-0: I am feeling ⁓ great as well. I'm skunk by the way, ⁓ science, tech and catering, and I am specifically feeling great 'cause I just opened an old box of frosted flakes. And I remembered Tony the Tiger used to say that and he was my childhood ⁓ sports icon. speaker-2: He was pretty good at soccer. If you there was a commercial that he would he would play soccer with a bunch of kids, he just smoked them. Also I'm smoked kids. I'm bleep field research, ⁓ sort of a lethal strategist. yeah, yeah, yeah. ⁓ yeah. When I get I li I bring a sort of hockey vibe to soccer that ⁓ the children in the youth league do not particularly care for. speaker-1: On and off the pitch. speaker-0: I'm just glad you found somebody to fill your time with besides playing all those scratchers. Cause you know, that's that stuff's rigged. speaker-2: I don't think it's rigged. I just think that I have bad luck and it only to it took me like two weeks to prove that. And I think that was a valuable a valuable experiment. I think playing Scratchers every day because I got laid off from the gas station, laid off, not fired. The the there are federal speaker-1: There's a difference, folks. There's a difference One is bad, the other is just a situation that you find yourself in because of business. speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-2: Exactly. The federal government made budget cuts to the gas station employees union. Boo. So they had to let me go. So I spent my pension that I had racked up over the course of six weeks on scratchers every day for two weeks to prove that I bleep have bad luck. Guess what? We can say with all with all certainty, I do. But anyway, soccer team's doing well. speaker-0: Mm. speaker-1: Well, some would say that that's not luck based. You you're very skilled, bleep. So maybe in the future we stick to things that takes the skill to succeed. I think that would kind of help you achieve your dreams. speaker-0: Saying I I've been t I've been telling you and I think l you should really internalize it's luck is a skill you cultivate. speaker-2: Luck is a skill you cultivate. Yeah, I I guess maybe if we could find some more like luck based rituals or like sort of ways to in like trinkets that enhance your luck or like just I don't know, Skunk. It j it just seems like something could be done here to help me be more lucky and you're not doing it. And as my friend, that feels like speaker-0: I'm working on cultivating that skill. So I'm trying to be more lucky so I can make you more lucky. But right now, I would say on a scale of luck, I'm probably about a two leaf clover, so ⁓ midpoint, ⁓ trying to get up to four. But speaker-2: Yeah, that I mean that seems like incredible progress. speaker-1: Dunch gave up on luck quite a long time ago. speaker-2: Are you are you gonna get sad on us, man? speaker-1: Am I gonna get sad on you? Do I when have I ever gotten sad on a on Mike with you bike? speaker-0: I would say every single time we've pre recorded a podcast speaker-2: Yeah, you you desperately try to tell us your backstory and then you get right to the point where it would like start to connect and then you go, I don't want to talk about it after you've already talked about it for like quite a while. speaker-1: It's just too painful to relive all the way. speaker-0: You you bait us in. You bait us. speaker-2: You bait us in, you you dangle a carrot, we come in as your friends to come in and sort of be like, All right man, do you w finally want to talk about this on the pot? And you go, No, no, it's just too painful. speaker-1: It's just too painful. And listeners, this is this is called a retention driver. We call this a retention driver. These listeners, they're gonna wanna stick to us to find out what my painful backstory is. I don't think so. When I'm finally ready to share, maybe maybe one day I will share. speaker-2: It feels calculated. speaker-1: Am I not a showman who likes to prep the audience and get them excited about a reveal that is coming at some point? speaker-0: Can't argue with that. You're that you are great at that. speaker-2: Yeah, you are. I'm I'm sorry, man. I I don't know. I just like I from a friendship standpoint I kinda want you to get things off your chest. But I guess you have sort of like ⁓ what do they call those skunk? Ulterior motives? Yes. Yeah, you've got ulterior motives and that's fine. speaker-0: Yes. speaker-1: Do I bring work too much into our friendship? You guys can be honest with me. speaker-2: Do you bring work into a friendship? speaker-1: Yeah, like do do we not spend enough time hanging out when I'm not talking about the show and getting Alien Hunter's hotline going? Do do we s do we hang out enough and talk to each other enough? Do are we are we really friends off mic? speaker-2: Well, Dunch, we've invited you to like just kick it with us and get into sort of the shit that Skunk and I get into, but you're always like, I have to train for a race or I have a date. And then and then you're I mean, every time you have a date, you're inconsolable for like two days. So it's just like it it's become like the the pod has become sort of our way of seeing you on a weekly basis. But then you sort of vanish for six days, and then you come back and on the podcast you tell us about You know, something sad that happened in the last week and then that reminded you of something sad that happened in the past decade. Yeah. speaker-0: does feel like it's kind of ⁓ a reverse flywheel of sadness where you aren't doing anything to get out of your situation and then you come talk to us and we hear it and you're saying, you know, I don't have friends, but then you're not spending the time with us as friends. And then, frankly, if I had to say, we're using a lot of this time not talking about aliens 'cause we're talking about your love life. speaker-1: Well we'll see if we get to that next episode. Skunk, what I wanna know is what do you got cooking this week? speaker-0: Well good transition, Dunce. I'm working on a new type of salsa. So I started this thing called Fiesta Fridays. Bleeps come over to my house. We're trying new sauces, starting with a base layer of ketchup to know what tomato base is, and then working up from there. So I've added some spices, I've added some pepper, but this specific one is a pineapple, mango, habanero, mayonnaise, salsa. speaker-2: And it is unbelievable. The ketchup base and the mayonnaise ⁓ sort of create this like thick blanket that traps the warmth on your tongue. And so then rather than just like have something spicy and then it kind of like flares up for like a couple, you know, 30 seconds or whatever, the mayonnaise acts as a film that coats your mouth with the spice. So then everything you eat for the next 24 hours kind of tastes like. speaker-1: With ketchup base. speaker-2: ketchupy mango habanero pain. It's unbelievable. I've never tasted anything like it. It's truly I mean we had it on Friday, Dunch. And I was eating I was eating some of those frosted flakes. Mango habanero. speaker-0: Thanks, Lee. speaker-1: So it's the gift that keeps on giving all week long. speaker-0: That's the goal. It's the gift that keeps it's also that keeps on giving. speaker-2: It's w I think we're gonna start calling it infinite salsa because it just does it ⁓ believe that's so speaker-0: So good. That's so good. I'm writing that down. speaker-1: So since the Alien Hunters Hotline is still early days, still in its infancy, I was thinking that maybe people don't know what to call in about. We don't have a lot of calls, and maybe they just don't know what to call in about. So I realized that you guys are the professionals. You have been hunting and discovering and studying aliens for as long as you can remember. I'm new to this. So I went to the one place where you learn about things that are maybe beyond the veil. Things that the government doesn't want you to know. And I went to Reddit, and I think a lot of it is quite confusing to me. I don't know who to believe. I don't know what's real and what's not. I don't know if these are even valuable alien hunters commenting on this Reddit thread. So I was wondering if we could spend a few minutes, if you guys don't mind, that maybe we could educate old Roy Dunch and by proxy our audience on what alien Stuff might be going on so they know how to call in and what to call in about. speaker-0: Absolutely. I think that's a fabulous idea, Roy. You know, Reddit is a website for those of you who don't know, and websites often can be true or false. So I'm happy to spend some time and digging into ⁓ websites in general. Or would you prefer speaker-1: For websites in general is Reddits where I found a lot of stuff about aliens, but I imagine the the more I dig, the more that we will find ⁓ fraudsters and some would say charlatans pretending to be alien hunters, and maybe we can find some brothers of the cloth. Is that what you guys call other alien hunters? speaker-2: We can sort of unpack websites as well. Yeah, they're cloth brothers. ⁓ because we all ev pretty much everybody that's into aliens has sweaty hands, and so we all have handkerchiefs that we ⁓ mop our hands up with. So we're cloth brothers. And one th one thing for the audience to know as you're sort of getting into websites, the CIA can also access every website that you can access. Yes. So that's just something to keep in mind, right? Reddit, in theory, great place, right? You're anonymous. You can ask other people questions. You can answer some people's questions if you have the answers. It's sort of a give and take in that way. What if I told you some fucking loser CIA agent could just make a little username that says, you know, so like that's like Alien Lover 423, and then is like in there being like, here's all this misinformation because I'm evil and I'm part of the federal government and I'm a CIA agent. And it's just like just keep that in mind. speaker-0: Just keep that in mind. speaker-2: If you take nothing away from this podcast, just keep in your head. speaker-0: That's the part to remember. speaker-1: So you're telling me the CIA does not have my best interests at heart, a citizen of these United States? speaker-0: Roy, I I can't believe we're starting this high and you wanted to get three levels deep into Reddit and now we have to explain the CIA to you. Maybe this is you know, due for a future episode 'cause I it's just too much to unpack here. speaker-1: I think you're exactly right, Skunk, that we we should probably have a f maybe and it might be a multi part. It sounds like a multi part, but just in case it comes up in any of these Reddit posts that we're going through, can you give me a just a quick maybe one one one sentence description of of the CAA and why they might not have the best interests of Americans at heart? speaker-2: I mean, the easiest sentence to sort of just bring you in on the CIA is they remote detonated a JFK's head with ⁓ alien technology. speaker-1: Enough said. The Dunch understands that 'cause I love JFK. Jesus fucking Christ is what I called him. speaker-2: okay. Yeah. You and you and you and in a free country, if if this were actually a free country, which it's not, thanks to the CIA, you'd be allowed to call John F. Kennedy Jesus fucking Christ and everybody would know who you're talking about. And it's a fucking disservice that you're not allowed to do that. It's a fuck it's an infringement upon our constitutional rights, Dunch. And this podcast is gonna bring those back, baby. We're gonna we're gonna allow we're gonna make it known that JFK can also be called Jesus fucking. Christ. And I I I'll fucking stand on that one for you, brother. I will get right into the trenches for for men like you who want to call our former president John F. Kennedy Jesus fucking Christ. And he should still be alive today, damn it. He should still be whining and dining Marilyn Monroe and his head shouldn't have been exploded by one of those remote detonations that they found from the planet Xerxes. speaker-1: It's gonna be okay, buddy. speaker-2: Getting a fucking Reddit. speaker-0: Yeah. I support you though 'cause I I don't I also wanna call Pop Tarts pop pastries. So but I don't like the government regulating what we can call ⁓ things, so but let's get to Reddit. speaker-1: One of the top posts on Reddit that I was looking at last night. ⁓ let me let me get the username right for you guys, just so you can understand. Just in case this would be a CIA person and This is from user ⁓ TY Dark2. This is a post labeled speculation. So keep in mind this is pure speculation, but this is on a thread that has ⁓ four hundred and eighty nine thousand people on it. ⁓ dear Lord. And this this really blew my mind because they said that their theory that they're engaging with is that aliens are humans from the future. And they're calling that disinformation. So this this user is saying that aliens are not humans from the future. And I saw this and I got so confused because I didn't even know that was a theory. So I wonder if we can just dig into. One, the theory that humans are from the future, like I want to know the history of that, and then two, then we can get into this user's theory that that is not true. Have you guys heard of this theory that alien I want to unpack and I want to repack it. speaker-0: Classic unpack repack. speaker-2: ⁓ If there's one thing Alien Hunters Highline is gonna do, it's gonna be we're gonna take all the wrong stuff out of the suitcase, we're gonna put the right stuff right the fuck back in it. God damn it. speaker-1: That's what I'm saying. Per the first point of this is that humans are hu aliens are humans from the future. That ain't that includes time travel, right? speaker-2: Yeah, this is a popular one. I mean, Skunk can get into the time travel of it all. He's a genius with that kind of stuff. He explains it in a way that I I truly have never understood better. Here's what I'll say. If aliens were humans from the future, right? Why would they be so tiny and gray? Why would they be so tiny and gra we got small and gray in the future? Evolution, things get bigger, right? We all started As little cells, and then we became fish, and then we became birdfish that walked on land, and we became lizard fish that flew in the sky, right? What? speaker-1: My God. I was a lizard fish at some point. speaker-2: Well, your ancestors were. You're like great, great, great, great, great and then, you know, multiply that by like a billion grandfather was a lizard f speaker-1: Okay, okay. Ol' Pappy Dunch slithered on out of the primordial. speaker-2: Slithered on out of the primordial ooze and he hopped on the land and he gr his gills turned into lungs and now we've got Royd Unch. speaker-1: Yeah. The boys. speaker-2: We get bigger over time. That's proven. That's a fact. You know, that there's no there's no one disputing that. We all get bigger over time. You're a kid, right? You're short. Now now what are you? You're an adult and you're speaker-1: Hot. speaker-2: Yes, okay. But also D and tall, thank you. And tall. More so the tall thing than the hot thing. Now it gets hot, you know. speaker-1: And tall. speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: Not not wider though, correct? You would say that I have not gotten wider speaker-2: ⁓ you specifically? No. 'Cause you're constantly running. It seems like it seems like your commitment to five Ks is that is more so like a symbolic thing of you running from your past. But again, we don't need to unpack that right now 'cause speaker-1: And we don't need to talk about that now 'cause we're talking about Reddit. speaker-2: But we get bigger over time. So all I'm saying is if aliens who are often small little gray guys, small little green guys, small little and and girls, you know, I'm sure that they're girl aliens. And and probably genders of aliens that we don't even fucking understand. And that's fine. That's my point is a lot of times aliens are small and they're undetectable for that reason. And it's good for the it's good for their evolution to be smaller. We get bigger over time. There's no way that, you know, a hundred years in the future we're all gonna be tiny. We have to get bigger. speaker-0: So we have to get bigger. speaker-2: That disproves that. speaker-1: So so humans can't the aliens can't be humans from the future because anything from the future would naturally be bigger. Exactly right. Okay. That well that's a that's a very good argument there. And I guess Skunk, I was wondering what you think about this, because does this mean that elephants are future humans? speaker-2: Exactly. speaker-0: Yes. Elephants are the most future ⁓ elephants are the oldest humans we have. So if you look at grandmas, grandmas are the second oldest humans we have, and you see they're kind of wrinkly. And you look at a baby, not very wrinkly. You look at an elephant, very wrinkly. speaker-1: So wrinkly. Alien hunter listeners, we've learned something. There's no way that aliens are humans from the future because they're small, green, and gray. And also, counterpoint, elephants are actually the most advanced humans we have on the planet. speaker-0: And I would say advanced age wise, not advanced technology wise. I would say those would be teenagers. speaker-2: A hundred percent. speaker-1: Absolutely. I I cannot tell you I got yelled at by a fifteen year old at the mall kiosk because I was trying to get my Motorola razor back online because I'm staring at my phone too much. I've been on Reddit for about six days straight, and I just thought maybe I gotta get a dumb phone. speaker-0: Razor. You're on Reddit on a razor. speaker-1: Well, I'm trying to get off Reddit via the Razor. I'm trying to get back to the flip Sure, sexting is harder, but I'm I'm that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. speaker-0: What, you're sexy? speaker-2: You're sexting? Who are you sexting? speaker-1: Chat GPT. speaker-2: On your Motorola Razor? You set up a complex AI system to sext you through your flip phone. speaker-1: Yeah. Sometimes you just wanna feel young again, you know? speaker-2: What about that makes you feel a sort of youthful vitality? speaker-1: Well, when I was a freshman in marching band, I was sort of sexting with the senior drum major of the marching band and so that that kind of felt cool. speaker-2: I'm really trying to speaker-0: Yes. Yeah. I'm trying to empathi I'm trying to understand empathy. speaker-2: But in ninth grade, Skunk and I were running around the woods trying to find evidence of aliens. We weren't talking to older women. speaker-0: We weren't texting people texting older women pictures of two bus. speaker-2: Right. And being like how speaker-1: You're gonna say you're horny though. How do you tell people you're horny? speaker-2: It's good joke, Dungeon. I'll give you that. Maybe if you know what? Maybe maybe getting your reps in is not a bad thing. And maybe we could all stand to be a little less judgmental when our friend says something that might seem really sad and bleak, but actually just helps him reconnect with a part of himself that has been shut off for a long time. speaker-0: Really good. Leap, I love that. And actually I think that's a good idea for the show is like w every alien lesson we learn we could pair with a life lesson. speaker-2: ⁓ I like that. I think that's a great idea. So here's a life lesson. ⁓ always try to make yourself bigger and wrinkler because it shows that you're human and being human is better than being an alien. speaker-1: That's actually a really sweet lesson. speaker-0: Extremely well done, and I will remember both of those things with one simple phrase. That's incredible. speaker-1: I don't mean to poke holes in your in your theory, but I just wanna go down the scientific method because you mentioned small green and gray guys as aliens. Guys, girls, and genders we speaker-0: Maybe girls. speaker-1: Who knows? There are so that is one type of alien that the internet calls grays and greens. Now, I wonder if you could shed light on there are three other types of alien that I'm that I saw mentioned in this exact post. Because believe you're right on the money, that humans would not evolve to look like aliens. That doesn't make any sense. But what about what is a Nordic alien type? speaker-2: Yeah. Well this is this is where I start to get pissed off. ⁓ so people people have this theory that there's this like race of aliens called the Nordics. Now, what do you think that's based off of? ⁓ Nordic people that exist on Earth? Why would there be why would there be Nordic people that exist on Earth and then Nordic people that exist in space? And then they describe them and they go, let let me tell me if I get this right, because I I'm pretty sure I will. Are they really tall with fair skin? Blonde hair and blue eyes and they're very pretty. speaker-1: I think I think that is the suggestion, yes. speaker-2: So you're telling me that in an infinite universe, the only kind of alien that we can come up with is Norwegians? speaker-0: So you're telling me that's where our imagination stops? speaker-2: That's as far as we can go in picturing aliens. ⁓ there's a race of being out there that's so advanced and they're so and they eat fucking cured fish in Spain. speaker-0: I can think of you know, we can't think of w there's a race of aliens out there who are so advanced that they're eating maple syrup. speaker-2: ⁓ I've got one. I've got ooh, ooh, I've got another one. There's a race of aliens out there and and and they and they make and they make pottery. Like, are you fucking out of your fucking mind? That's all we c think maybe more in the maybe more in the vein of spaceships. Think maybe more in the vein of tentacles for eyes, huh? Yes. speaker-0: Out of your minds? They could Yes. We can name sixteen different th things that an alien could be. That's not just something on Earth. Like, I don't know, a big speaker-1: Goo. That's speaker-2: No, big a big ball that can fly a spaceship. So I'm sorry, you think you think that one of the predominant types of aliens is just a taller, more attractive version of people that live in Europe? What the fuck are we doing? speaker-1: That's a really good point. I think some people think that maybe Nordic people came from space, that there's some s sort of space Viking, and that's sort of a cross pollination theory, but I think you guys are right. speaker-2: Viking is cool. Space Viking is cool. Let's get let's get that on record. Space Viking is fucking s speaker-1: You're telling me Nordic and Space Viking are different. speaker-2: There is confirmed by us a race of space Vikings that terrorized the this the the outer realms of the galaxy. They haven't gotten here yet, which is good, because we'd all be dead. And then and then they'd bring us back to life with their technology and then they'd kill us again. These people they're people. This race of aliens, they're they're fucking brutal. So and they're ugly. And that's and that's a that that's my other thing. speaker-1: Aliens is ugly. Aliens is ugly. speaker-2: My other thing is that aliens is ugly. They're always gonna be ugly. If you find yourself attracted to an alien, they've done some sort of mind power on you to make them think they're hot. There are not there's not listener, if you take one thing away from this, there's not a race of aliens in space that look like the already hot but somehow hotter Norwegian group of people. speaker-1: That's true folks. Those are Norwegians, not aliens. Erling Holland, the soccer player I love, is Norwegian, not an alien. Let it go. speaker-2: Guy have a weird forehead. Let a guy have a weird forehead. speaker-1: Nothing wrong with that. speaker-0: been taking that to heart, Bleep, and I love and represent it. speaker-1: You shaved your hairline back as a a as a power play and I think it's really paying off. speaker-2: Thank you. Yeah. It I mean it's getting sunburnt to shit, but it's all right. It kinda looks like a slab of bacon up there, but it's all right. speaker-1: And these next two alien types feel related to each other. And I just wonder if you could parse out the you have Reptilian and Mantis. So so the four common types of aliens that Reddit's talking about Grays, Nordic, which we've disproven Nordic, absolutely without a doubt. Yes, space Viking, which are different, but then you have reptilian and mantis. speaker-2: No Nordic, yes space Viking. speaker-0: ⁓ okay, so reptilians, easy. They look like little lizards and geckos. They've ⁓ come into our media in a big way. So if you're familiar with the sobe energy drink, if you're familiar with the gecko gecko, these are the two main, I would say, plants by the alien life form to ⁓ assuage themselves into human and terrestrial life. speaker-2: And those are both those are both two of the most like critical points in our sort of media, right? Is like an energy drink that's only at gas stations that kind of looks like pink milk. Alien. Yes. And ⁓ protecting your car. They want to protect technology. They don't they don't really care. Like they wanna they wanna protect technology and transportation so that they can come in and implement their technologies. Electric vehicles. Where do you think we got those? Little fucking geiko gecko. Wow. They wanted us to be endeared to him so they gave him an Australian accent, but he it's an American company. I it just doesn't make any fucking sense. speaker-0: Doesn't make any sense. You look into it for two seconds. speaker-2: You look into it for a ⁓ you blink at it and you're like, This isn't this has to be an alien. So Yeah, okay. Don't drink the pink milk. speaker-1: Don't drink the pink milk. I and I and I'm so glad because this is I've always thought there was something up with insurance. Like why like why are you paying for something that you know isn't gonna get It doesn't make sense. So I think that those are very good. And obviously there are more common types of aliens than these four. That's just what this person who is positing that aliens are humans from the future wa was saying. Though those are the options that they could be. so I guess to that point. I I know we've kinda gone on a twisty, turvy ride here, but you would agree that there's not a single chance that aliens are humans from the future. That you would agree that that is a a poor speculation of what aliens really are. speaker-2: Why would we evolve into the future just to come back and harm ourselves because that would stop us from evolving into the future? So it just it I mean, just right away you're like ⁓ this logic doesn't really work. speaker-0: Yeah, you can never use mem like memories from the past to harm your future self either. So it doesn't work that way. speaker-1: Well, I hate to say this, but as someone who uses memories from the past to harm future selves pretty frequently, I mean, do you think that there could be a version of aliens that are coming back in time and abducting and ⁓ b ⁓ dissecting humans from the present to figure out what went wrong? To figure out why we turned into little green and little grey guys and sometimes girls and maybe genders that we couldn't even imagine? Do you think that the abductions are to figure out how to preserve the valuable present that we currently live in. speaker-0: I can't really see that being a thing. speaker-2: Yeah, it just kinda feels masturbatory. speaker-1: Fair. I think that's totally fair. Well, that's just one thing that I I I think our our listeners can really understand now that we've said whatever you're discovering, whatever you're experiencing, rest assured that it's not humans from the future, because that might make you think, ⁓ I can relax, that's just humans from the future. I shouldn't call the Alien Hunters Hotline. But I would say if you have anything that goes wrong, anything that goes missing. Any weird feeling that you can't explain, you have to call the Alien Hunters Hotline because without the help of us, you might be the newest conquest, target, casualty, even in the war that aliens are waging on Earth. Meal, unwitting sex partner. speaker-2: Beal. Yeah, you might you might think that you're just taking home a beautiful lady from the bar and it might actually be a space viking succubus that wants to drain your life force and use it to charge their weapon so that they can kill more people. Mm-hmm. speaker-0: Mm. speaker-2: Mm? speaker-1: And then it's all of our problem. speaker-2: And then we got a mess. And then we got a fucking mess. And and and then it speaker-0: No, I'm just glad th Roy, thanks for bringing this in because I'm glad we could y ⁓ clear things up for people. And I know well we don't have time now, but we maybe we could do another episode on websites so ⁓ everybody could be clear on that too. And surfing the net in a responsible, accurate, safe. And I I th I only had speaker-2: Sorry, it's good. speaker-1: Responsible, accurate and safe. That's that's the top three. That that is the top three. speaker-2: Sometimes Skunk will say and at the end of a list just to leave it open for if other any other stuff speaker-0: 'Cause here's the thing, we don't know what we don't know. So I wanna leave it open to that. I'm an open minded guy, except for a lot of my strong opinions. And just know, Roy, you can hang out with us anytime this week. You can come to Beach Barbecue. Beach Barbecue Yes a Friday. You can come to Thursday Thursday where we don't drink water for the entire day. speaker-1: Maybe maybe even all three. speaker-2: Yeah, I mean we'll be doing all three, so you're welcome to join. And I will say, listener, remember that if you ⁓ are confused about where humans are developing to, it's elephants. It is not aliens that are coming back in the past to hurt us. Elephants, remember, are the biggest and wrinklest thing. And the more old you get, the more you get bigger and wrinkly as you evolve. So that's one. And then two is ⁓ two and and two is And two is. One was elephants and getting wrinkly and two is Nord Nordic and and two no and two and two is ⁓ and two and two is don't use your past to hurt your present because it might affect your future. speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-0: Is that So that's just a classic unpack repack segment for you. Hope you enjoyed it. ⁓ yeah. Give us a call. We're still working on that the phone number, but we'll get it up and running pretty soon. speaker-1: And and maybe if we have it after, we will drop the phone number in a sort of clunky, unmixed just fully drop in right here. The phone number of Alienators Hotline is 419. 262619. speaker-2: four six three Four nine four six three two. speaker-1: Six two six speaker-2: Kind of I I kinda thought that ⁓ just like a voice would like speak, like a supernatural voice would like just like we would like summon it, but speaker-1: Wouldn't that have been so cool? Yeah. We would have felt anointed, I think. 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