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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show September 30th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Well, during the break, I went and I rinsed the
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  Speaker 1: front of the shirt in the sink. You were on
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  Speaker 1: a mission. And then I went out and I left
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  Speaker 1: it out to, like, air dry on the patio. On
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  Speaker 1: our hangar system that we have out there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, our clothesline.
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  Speaker 1: On our Sunday. I just kind of, like, draped it
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  Speaker 1: over a chair just to dry out. And then we'll
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  Speaker 1: see if that makes any sense.
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  Speaker 2: I can still see the stain underneath the white powdery stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's not... Not a hit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll see. We'll see.
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  Speaker 2: On the video, magically, it works.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Gina was watching a YouTube video where this woman was
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  Speaker 1: using the same stuff. And people who work at dry
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  Speaker 1: cleaners are hitting us up on the tech saying the
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  Speaker 1: key to that stuff is that you got to spray
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  Speaker 1: it on there and really let the powder form. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it was pretty formed. Yeah, that's the key.
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  Speaker 4: But the one I was watching, it looked like the can,
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  Speaker 4: which yours didn't, came with this really dense brush.
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  Speaker 5: I guess we need that brush.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it didn't come with a brush. The one
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  Speaker 1: that you had in that video, the top of the can,
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  Speaker 1: the cap of the can, on the top of it
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  Speaker 1: kind of has like a brush built into it. And
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  Speaker 1: then they flip the cap over and, you know, brush
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  Speaker 1: it off. Eh, whatever. We're not done with it. I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's just same old, same old. One little thing
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  Speaker 1: that gets on your shirt, you just got to throw
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  Speaker 1: the whole shirt away.
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  Speaker 2: You just have to wear a bib now.
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  Speaker 4: A couple of texters did say if it did have
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  Speaker 4: tomato sauce in it, that's an acid base, not an
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  Speaker 4: oil base.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true too.
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  Speaker 5: So maybe that has something to do with it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll also try the baby powder thing that somebody
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  Speaker 1: suggested and see.
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  Speaker 2: If that works.
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  Speaker 5: Seems like kind of the same principle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but see if that does any better, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so Freak. of the week. And this is
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  Speaker 1: an annual tradition. CBAS goes on a pilgrimage to San
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  Speaker 1: Francisco for the Folsom Street Fair. Now, for people who
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  Speaker 1: are not familiar with the Folsom Street Fair, how would
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  Speaker 1: you describe it, CBAS?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it's several thousand people joining on a main city
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  Speaker 6: street in San Francisco to have gay sex.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Out in the open.
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  Speaker 1: Out in the open. Again, this is.
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  Speaker 6: I cannot stress how much this is on a city
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  Speaker 6: street for about a dozen blocks, and there are naked
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  Speaker 6: men and women everywhere. committing sexual acts. That is exactly
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  Speaker 6: what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: And he's not lying. I walked up this year.
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  Speaker 6: I was walking, I walked up and this guy was
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  Speaker 6: kind of leaning up against a light pole, his back
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  Speaker 6: to me and his head, one hand vigorously, you know, moving,
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  Speaker 6: which is very common. A lot of guys will just
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  Speaker 6: kind of sit and present and, you know, touch and tug.
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  Speaker 6: As I'm walking by him, I noticed, oh, he's completing.
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  Speaker 6: And it was, I've seen this a dozen times.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, come on, dude. Now here's what
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to do. You don't want to Google
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  Speaker 1: this while you're at work or in any kind of
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  Speaker 1: place where your search history or what you've been looking
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  Speaker 1: at online could get you in trouble. And I say
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  Speaker 1: this every year. It is that over the top.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know how– and I don't want it to
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  Speaker 6: be shut down, but I don't know how some– this
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  Speaker 6: isn't Wiley Looks. I didn't know that until you guys
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  Speaker 6: told me about it. This is the most filthy, depraved,
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  Speaker 6: disgusting thing in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people go here willingly. They look forward to it
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  Speaker 1: every year. This is like a gathering. The city helps
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  Speaker 1: plan it.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They have permits.
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  Speaker 1: They get donations. It's disgusting. It's just right in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the street. There'll be two guys doing mouth
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  Speaker 1: stuff to each other. And you'll see in the photograph
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  Speaker 1: where there's a cop literally just standing right next to
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  Speaker 1: them as it happens. They're doing this to almost dare
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  Speaker 1: the cop to do something about it. And they don't because...
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  Speaker 1: That's just what happens at the Folsom Street Fair.
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  Speaker 2: Having never been, is there anything about the fair that's,
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  Speaker 2: for lack of a better word, legit? Like, are there vendors?
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  Speaker 1: Are there food trucks? Carnival rides? Musical performers? The local
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  Speaker 1: folks with the hot dog carts roll up? I would
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  Speaker 1: not eat there. And then what percentage of people at.
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  Speaker 2: The Folsom Street Fair would you say are participants versus
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  Speaker 2: just spectators? Oh!
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's 50-50.
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  Speaker 6: By participant, it depends on what you mean. Because participant,
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  Speaker 6: you meaning having sex?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, or being naked. Like, are there people just walking
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  Speaker 2: around simply.
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  Speaker 1: Just to watch?
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  Speaker 6: I would say it's probably 75-25 people who are in
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  Speaker 6: some kind of outfit slash participant.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: For sure.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of leather. That's kind of San Francisco.
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  Speaker 6: If you were to segment off what San Francisco does gay-wise,
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  Speaker 6: they do a lot more gay, hardcore leather stuff as
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  Speaker 6: opposed to, let's say, New York or L.A.
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  Speaker 5: And it looks like just a sea of humanity. It's
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  Speaker 5: not like this thing isn't well attended.
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  Speaker 1: It is very.
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  Speaker 6: If you have any kind of claustrophobia, even though you're
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  Speaker 6: out on an open street, it is shoulder to shoulder
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  Speaker 6: and other things to other things at the Folsom Street Fair.
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  Speaker 1: It's very crowded, especially later in the day. I know
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  Speaker 1: it's outdoors, but is there a smell?
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  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it depends on how close you are to the
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  Speaker 6: pool where people, uh, you know, are outdoors, but yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of having an outhouse, there's one guy that sets
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  Speaker 1: up every year and he's got like a, like a,
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  Speaker 1: like a kiddie pool, like a baby pool.
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  Speaker 6: You can take care of your business there. Uh, actually, no,
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  Speaker 6: I'll say this. It doesn't smell that bad. It's cause
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  Speaker 6: it is, it's outdoors enough and it's open enough at the, the,
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  Speaker 6: and you're right up there on the base.
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  Speaker 1: You got a lot of that ocean breeze coming on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Seabass made his, uh, his annual pilgrimage there. And
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  Speaker 1: he spoke to some of the people who were there
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  Speaker 1: doing different things. If you remember, there was that one
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  Speaker 1: year we couldn't even play his conversation. There was no
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  Speaker 1: way to clean it up to the point where we
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  Speaker 1: could air any of it and have it make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: We had to put it on an uncensored podcast. And
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  Speaker 1: basically the guy was doing the interview with Seabass while...
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  Speaker 1: he was being used as a puppet by another person.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to leave it at that. And not
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  Speaker 1: even a one-handed puppet, a two-handed puppet. A two-handed puppet.
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  Speaker 1: Strapped to a city fire hydrant. Yeah. I cannot stress
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  Speaker 1: how much this is completely in public. Just to give
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  Speaker 1: you an idea of what kind of scene Seabass finds
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  Speaker 1: himself in when he goes to this thing. There was
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  Speaker 1: one year that we saw some pictures of, from the
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  Speaker 1: Folsom Street Fair, and our boss was in them. Remember that? What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, yes.
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  Speaker 1: He was in management, yes. He was in management. He
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  Speaker 1: was our boss. Not a direct boss. No, at the time,
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  Speaker 1: you weren't working here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, at the time, he was our program director. And
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  Speaker 1: he was there buying a codpiece in the background of
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  Speaker 1: the photo that the San Francisco Chronicle, I think, Right.
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  Speaker 1: Published about their coverage of the Folsom Street Fair.
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  Speaker 2: I remember a leather outfit of some sort.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're Googling, the name of the street is F-O-L-S-O-M.
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  Speaker 2: Folsom.
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  Speaker 1: Folsom. Not wholesome. Nope. I will say this.
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  Speaker 6: They have one thing there. I see almost no kids, except...
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  Speaker 6: For one of the hot dog vendors had her little
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  Speaker 6: kid with her.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. I mean, he was family business. Showing the
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  Speaker 1: kid the ropes.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so Seabass talked to some different people, and
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  Speaker 1: we're going to use it in the Freak of the
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  Speaker 1: Week style, meaning these are all freaks, without saying. You
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  Speaker 1: have to decide, of all the people that Seabass ran
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  Speaker 1: into and is going to highlight in this coverage of
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  Speaker 1: the Folsom Street Fair, which one do you think we
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  Speaker 1: should actually crown the Freak of the Week? And your
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  Speaker 1: votes will determine who that's going to be. Now I
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  Speaker 1: feel like an idiot. Asking me all these questions when
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  Speaker 1: I'm f * * * ing hammered is not fair. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's meet some folks who attended the Folsom Street Fair
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  Speaker 1: in San Francisco. Before the break, we informed everybody who's
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  Speaker 1: not familiar with Folsom Street Fair exactly what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's just basically open air sex market. Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: There's people in the streets, like literally in the public streets.
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  Speaker 1: doing all kinds of weird freaky stuff. So we're going
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  Speaker 1: to meet the people that Seabass met, and then we'll
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  Speaker 1: have to decide which one we want to crown the
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  Speaker 1: Woody Show Freak of the Week.
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  Speaker 2: Sweet.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 1: And then you'll text your vote, of course, over to 22987.
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  Speaker 1: And who's the first person.
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  Speaker 2: Here, Seabass?
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  Speaker 6: You've heard of Puss in Boots. This is a different
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  Speaker 6: type of pee in boots. Got a photo for you guys.
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  Speaker 6: You can pass this along. And I'll have the gentleman
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  Speaker 6: introduce himself.
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  Speaker 1: Right here. I don't know if we can describe that one.
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  Speaker 1: It's in the audio, don't worry. Alright, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: What is your name, sir? Pee-wee. And Pee-wee, what does
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  Speaker 1: your sign say? My sign says Pee-wee Boots. public urinal.
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  Speaker 1: A public urinal because you indeed are a puppy. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm a urinal.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, a public.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So he's got a, folks who don't know, puppies are.
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  Speaker 6: A big part of the gay lifestyle. It's like a
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  Speaker 6: leather mask, not a furry.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: It's leather and they'll have like a little tail.
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  Speaker 5: Like a snout.
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  Speaker 1: They're on a leash.
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  Speaker 2: They almost look robotic and evil.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like this guy, this guy behind him, you can
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  Speaker 1: see Gina's.
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  Speaker 2: Holding a leash. You can buy these masks on Amazon.
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  Speaker 1: Should we put them under product recommendation?
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  Speaker 6: So I noticed he's got the puppy mask and he's
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  Speaker 6: got also some different camera attachments so he can record
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  Speaker 6: video of people, again, urinalizing him.
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  Speaker 1: Using him as a urinal. So this guy in the
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  Speaker 1: photo is just standing there.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he's naked.
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  Speaker 1: He's not even, no shoes, no nothing.
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  Speaker 5: He's going for it.
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  Speaker 1: And he's holding his beer in one hand, his dong
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  Speaker 1: in the other, and he's just... Using the puppy for
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  Speaker 1: what he's there for.
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  Speaker 5: Is the puppy in waiters?
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that in a moment here.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: First with his camera.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I noticed you have a camera coming out of your tail.
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  Speaker 1: It's an anal hook. Okay, so a lot of folks
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  Speaker 1: probably don't know what an anal hook is. Can you
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  Speaker 1: describe that?
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  Speaker 7: An anal hook has, it's like a fishing hook, except
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  Speaker 7: instead of a hook on the end, it has a
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  Speaker 7: ball on the end. So it's a butt plug that
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  Speaker 7: goes up and connects to your harness, so you can't
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  Speaker 7: remove it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's naughty naughty. Naughty naughty.
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  Speaker 7: Thank God.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: Thank God I haven't gotten to the point, Greg, where
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  Speaker 1: it's like you need this kind of stuff just to even,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Just to get off. Yeah, just to get excited.
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  Speaker 2: How do you even dream it up?
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  Speaker 1: Right, so yeah, it's a.
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  Speaker 6: a hook that one end goes in the rear and
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  Speaker 6: the other kind of follows up your spine. And at
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  Speaker 6: the top of that, he has a camera, but you
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  Speaker 6: can also harness that, you know, attach that there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if I ever do a walk again, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how efficient.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, next time you do a 40-mile walk, man, it's... Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can... It makes it hands-free. Get an apparatus like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And so, again, why he... Let's talk about more about
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  Speaker 6: why he is indeed a human urinal here.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you last year. I couldn't talk to you
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  Speaker 1: because you were surrounded by guys. I had at least
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  Speaker 1: 100 guys during the day.
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  Speaker 7: I can hold 10 liters in each side and I
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  Speaker 7: filled up at least five times.
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  Speaker 1: I had to go empty them.
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  Speaker 6: So for folks who don't know, you're wearing like these
• 10:43
  Speaker 6: maybe thigh high waders that are attached to overalls.
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  Speaker 1: These are self-made.
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  Speaker 7: These are bicycle tire rubbers that just keep it up.
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  Speaker 1: Where? All that work. So once the tanks are full,
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  Speaker 1: when he says empty, where? Let's find out. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: We have the answer. Good, because I'm glad you asked
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  Speaker 1: that question. Like, where.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do?
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  Speaker 7: Sewer?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you do? Drop it down the sewer?
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  Speaker 1: So instead of the puppy relieving itself, you're being relieved upon.
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  Speaker 7: I am, but once they're full, I go find a tree,
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  Speaker 7: and then I lift up my leg.
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  Speaker 1: The tree's like, damn, what did I do? Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks a lot. It's 10 liters per leg. Your favorite book,
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  Speaker 1: The Giving Tree, man. Yeah. Like, the tree's like. Why, sir?
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  Speaker 2: That would be a.
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  Speaker 1: Very different book. Why did I?
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  Speaker 5: And the tree was happy.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: And the tree was watered. That would be a different book.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 7: I am, but once they're full, I go find a tree,
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  Speaker 7: and then I lift up my leg and relieve myself.
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  Speaker 6: It all comes rolling out of your leg.
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  Speaker 1: We should always say, ask before relieving oneself, right?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, no, just do it.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone, come, come, come. Okay, so if we see you
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  Speaker 1: out here with your boots on, it's... Hey, it's free game.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ask him what he does for a living?
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  Speaker 1: Damn it, that needs to be my follow-up question. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like worldwide. This is your weekend life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this is what you do in your free time.
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  Speaker 5: And Greg.
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  Speaker 2: That and make boots.
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: To quote Greg... What his parents must think.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And hopefully they're no longer of this earth. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And to talk about the trees, I've talked about in
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  Speaker 6: years past where they saran wrap all the trees, like
• 12:20
  Speaker 6: outdoor post boxes and things of that nature.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because people are just doing these awful.
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  Speaker 6: Things because you really shouldn't be pouring liters upon liters
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  Speaker 6: of urine onto trees.
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  Speaker 1: It's bad for them. But they stopped doing that.
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  Speaker 2: But they're so green and environmental. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's bad for them. To pee on, didn't you pee
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  Speaker 1: outside recently, Menace?
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  Speaker 2: In that volume.
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  Speaker 1: He was outside letting the dog out. It was the
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: middle of the night, and he just started to pee
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  Speaker 1: while he was out there at his own yard.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did you pick a bush or a tree? No, just,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Right in the yard?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did it burn a spot in the yard like sometimes
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  Speaker 1: dog pee does?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's acidic. I'll ask, is human urine as bad as
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: dog urine? We'll find that out later. But that's Pee Wee, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 1: the pee in boots. All right, so that's nominee number
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  Speaker 1: one for the Freak of the Week.
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  Speaker 6: Next guy, he's a little more subdued. I've seen this
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  Speaker 6: guy many times.
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  Speaker 1: His name is Mr.
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  Speaker 6: Smiles, and he just reclines. I also got a photo
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  Speaker 6: of him for you to enjoy. He sets up a
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  Speaker 6: lounge chair.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta see this! Oh, my God. Let me see.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: A spread eagle.
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  Speaker 2: It's Wilford Brimley.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Wilford Brimley leaning back on his back in a
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  Speaker 1: lounge chair. That cowboy hat? What do you think, Greg?
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  Speaker 2: Spread eagle.
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  Speaker 1: And Greg just put like a Danish in his mouth
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  Speaker 1: while looking at this.
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  Speaker 2: How do you do that?
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  Speaker 1: Middle-aged man or older even. You just said a guy
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: in a lounge chair, dude. Well, of course. You have
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: to warn. It's the Folsom Street Fair. What do you expect?
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Sammy's in the room.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't know I'd see this.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, he did a nice job shaving his sack.
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he did a nice manscaping job.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find something nice to say. So, Mr. Smiles,
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: here he is. Mr.
• 13:56
  Speaker 7: Smiles.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Can you describe how you're set up at Folsom Street Fair?
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: Kind of kicked back in a little chair so that
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: I can rest my bones, and I'm giving everybody a show.
• 14:04
  Speaker 6: And so people can kind of take a look right
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: at your crotch.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: It's really nice.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know, they don't get a chance to
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: do that most often, so this is the.
• 14:11
  Speaker 7: Opportunity to do it.
• 14:12
  Speaker 9: Okay, so now that I have a chance to actually
• 14:15
  Speaker 9: look at his face other than his sack, I do
• 14:18
  Speaker 9: recognize that guy.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, I believe it.
• 14:20
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Because I used to live in San Francisco. And this
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: guy would be naked at like any type of festival
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: in the city. I believe it. I saw him at
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: the Filipino festival. Well, it just sounds like a guy
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: who's just looking for an opportunity to be on display.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I'm right there in front of City Hall. Now, Greg,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: if this was your penis, would you be as proud
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: as he is?
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: It's not bad.
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: No.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: That's flaccid.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: That's decent.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, flaccid.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: He's definitely showing off.
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: Dece.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: I would nude out.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: A Dece piece?
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, his body is awful, but that specific area,
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: not bad.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: I tend, I try to think like Liberty first, but
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: if you're showing up to... The Filipino festival, naked.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the point?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: You do that in Dallas, you get your ass kicked.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Don't do that to them.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Ugh, anyway.
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: So he's set up, he's presenting. Is he allowing people
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: to come and participate, Mr. Smiles?
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Has anyone ever offered to touch you? Do you allow
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: that or no? No, I allow that.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: They ask most of the time.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: 99% of the time they ask. I'll let them... Experiment.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: You're kind of a cowboy, is that right?
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: I'm a cowboy. You bet I am.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: You got your horse out though, right? Oh, my horse
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: is out.
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: And I ride him hard.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Tell me that horse.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: There you go. That's what it's all about.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: What is he holding? A camera there?
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: What is he holding?
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Looks like a speed monitor thing.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like an old style personal handy cam.
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Because a lot of these guys are very old techie.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Like a lot of these older. So he has, yeah, he's.
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: Kind of, you know, flopping it around with one hand
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: the other hand he's like getting people's reactions slash inviting
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: them to come come join me experiment.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Wow smile with mr smiles uh so that's number two
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: yeah nominee number two who uh cbass is meeting at
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: the fulsome street fair his annual pilgrimage to san francisco
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: for this event i'm not looking at any more photos
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: send them this way first yeah so nominee number one
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: was the guy who was uh just inviting he was
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: dressed as like a uh he's a puppy he's peewee
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: He's being led around on a leash and everything. He's
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: got these big rubber waders on, and he's asking people
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: to use those rubber waders as a urinal. That's nominee
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: number one. Nominee number two is Mr. Smiles, who we
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: just heard from. It was just a sack sitting on
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: the ground. And then we got one more nominee for
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: the Freak of the Week from the Folsom Street Fair,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: and number three is... This is David, and we all
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: know who David is. Oh, your favorite guy.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Anything you guys are doing different this year, or is
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: it just more of the same?
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm trying to make it more inviting for women.
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: We're trying a variety of techniques. We've got several different
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: types of urinary devices for them. I thought that I
• 16:49
  Speaker 8: could get something that they could stand on so they
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: could straddle us.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: But what's with all the peeing stuff?
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, great question.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for folks who don't know, this is the leader
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: and organizer of the pee-ool, the pool where folks are encouraged.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Now, four or five people sit in the pool. So
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: you know how people put a birdbath in their yard?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: To attract birds? Right. Same sort of idea.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: This David guy.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: He's been there for years.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: He could very well be the nicest man on planet Earth.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: He's very pleasant.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: But I hate.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Him.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I hate him.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Why does he sound like a Disney character?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Well, you'll play. You'll put the pole in the front.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: He sounds like RFK Jr. A little bit. Yeah, maybe
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: a little bit. He's trying to make it more inviting
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: to women. I thought that I could.
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: Get something that they could stand on so they could
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: straddle us.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: He sounds like Tigger.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: He sounds like a Disney character. He kind of does
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: sound like Tigger. Hey, where's Pooh? The wonderful thing about Tigger.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Pooh might be there, too. I thought that I could.
• 17:42
  Speaker 8: Get something that they could stand on so they could
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: straddle us.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: See, he does sound like Tigger.
• 17:46
  Speaker 9: He does sound like Tigger.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I think I probably just ruined Tigger for some people.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, bother.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, bother. But that didn't work out. It's too slippery.
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: It's not safe.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Everything gets wet at the P.O.
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: It's true. But not everything is as slippery as those
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: bricks were. So I'll keep working on it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: We'll make it easy for them. Oh, my God. I
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: tell you, if the guy who does the voice of
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Tigger ever retires or dies. I don't think this is
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: getting the job, dude.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: This guy.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Well, as long as they don't look into his social media,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I like how he says he's concerned about safety.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: Orchards!
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Greg, it's safety first at Folsom Street. That's right.
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: He's talking more about the innovations of the P-Wool.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: If folks want to find out more about the P-Wool,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: what's the best place for them to find more information?
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: Yellowandblack.org Yeah!
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: You know what it is! Yellow and black!
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah!
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Get it, Wiz. And hey, man, how about the artist
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Wiz Khalifa? Is there a connection here? Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: How did he get an org?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Because it's non-profit.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: I guess.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: It's really troubling to me how much he sounds like Tigger.
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: The wonderful thing about Tigger. Yeah, you know what it is.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: How is his website quality? Let's see.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: It's not great.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Everything gets wet at the P.O.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: It's true.
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: But not everything is as slippery as those bricks were.
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: Oh, man.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Port digger.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Well, there's your nominees, ladies and gentlemen. Now the votes
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: are up to you. Who is going to be this
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: year's Folsom Street Fair winner?
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: Freak of the week and to answer your question there
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: was a year if you recall where i found a
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: guy who on his body was written the words scat
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: pig oh all right and um not not not inputting
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: but another brown yeah all.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Right so nominee number one was the uh the first
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: guy who uh he is dressed as the puppy and
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: he's got his uh boots and.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: I noticed you have a camera coming out of your
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: tail what's that anal hook?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, so a lot of folks probably don't know what
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: an anal hook is. Can you describe that?
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: An anal hook has, it's like a fishing hook, except
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: instead of a hook on the end, it has a
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: ball on the end.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so there you go. That's nominee number one. You'll
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: just text the number one over to 229870 if you'd
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: like to vote for that guy. Nominee number two is Mr.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Smiles.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Mr.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Smiles was the older cowboy who was on his little
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: field chair there. He's kind of lounged back, and yeah,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: he had all his business on display. Can you describe
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: how you're set up at Folsom Street Fair?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Kind of kick back in a little chair so that
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I can rest my bones.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Bones.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: And give everybody a show. Yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: So that's nominee number two. And then nominee number three
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: was the guy who Seabass enjoys running into. It's like
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: a family reunion. He runs into him every single year.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: The guy who runs the P.O. He gets wet at
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: the P.O.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: It's true.
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: But not everything is as slippery as those bricks were.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: It sounds like Tigger. All right, so that's nominee number three.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Text 3 over to 22987 if you're going to vote
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: for that one. We'll take a quick break and find
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: out who the Folsom Street, I guess, Freak of the Year, right?
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: Mr. Folsom?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because Freak of the Week could be from anything.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: This is definitely from... These are all people exclusive to
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: this event. This is their... This is their Super Bowl.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. Their Super Bowl.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: I want to vote for.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Flowing in. Gina's distracted herself. She's watching all the uncensored
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: videos that she's finding online from the Folsom Street Fair.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: I'm hypnotized.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: For her, each one is more shocking than the last.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: I just can't believe it's real.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I like the narration.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Look how big his balls are. I've
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: never seen them. Oh, my God.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: I've never seen anything like that.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Anyway. 877-44-WOODY. If you want to call in, you can
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: send us a text. You can do that over to
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: 22987 with who you think the Folsom Street Freak of
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: the Year should be. Kind of like Freak of the Week,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: but these are all people from this year's Folsom Street
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Fair in San Francisco that CBass ran into. Some votes
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: for Seabass, saying that he willingly exposes himself to this
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: every single year.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: True.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: And he just hates it, you guys.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: He hates it. But, yeah, get your votes in. We'll
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: get the results here momentarily.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Seabass, I think you maybe secretly like going to the
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Folsom Street Fair. thoughts on the text about that like
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: um you know it's kind of like uh oh i
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: guess i'll go i.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Know briar rabbit don't throw me into that briar patch yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I mean i look i know that you uh you
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: are like me and where you enjoy characters uh people
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: watching things like that but.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah it's like i always say about the juggalos is
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: it's that's fun regardless for that reason fulsome street fair
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: is pretty i mean it's just gross yeah and so
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: like you do it once you get it out of
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: your system but More than once is really not necessary.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: All right. Necessary. All right. We met some people that
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Seabass ran into at the Folsom Street Fair. There was
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: the one guy. He's a puppy, quote unquote. And he,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: you know, he's on a leash and the whole thing.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: And he's walking around. He's having his big giant boot
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: waiter looking things filled up with... With number one. And
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: you don't need to even ask.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Come one, come all. Take that. Yeah, he's a tinkle
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: stop for people there at the Folsom Street Fair.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Which has to be nice. It's hard to find bathrooms there.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was nominee number one. Nominee number two was
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the Mr. Smiles guy, the old guy. Now, he is
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: the most chill of everybody. He's just leaned back on
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: that chair and.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Everything's out.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: He's very chill, but such an aggressive presentation. It is
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: sack first.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: He's very sack forward. Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 9: Slightly aggressive.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: And then that was nominee number two. And then nominee
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: number three was the guy that Seabass runs into every
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: single year. He runs that one station there at the
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Folsom Street Fair where he's got his baby pool out
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: there and people offer to take turns.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Relieving.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Being in the pool. Being in and being on.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: And so that was nominee number three. And then we
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: asked everybody to text their vote over to 22987 for
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: who do you think should be the Folsom Street Fair
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Freak of the Year. I apologize.
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: There's for some reason, again this year, there were dozens
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: and dozens of furries there. But I didn't get a
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: chance to talk to one of them, which is so
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: strange because furries will tell you they're not a weird
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: sex thing.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: It must have been lost. That's so strange. Maybe they
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: were on their way to their own convention and just
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: happened to stumble upon Folsom. They made a wrong turn
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: on Folsom Street. A lot of them didn't have pants
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: on either. So again, it's just a strange coincidence. That's weird.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: All right, so let's go around the room and find
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: out who gets your vote. Who do you think is
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: the freak of the year at the Folsom Street Fair menace?
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: I got to go waiter guy. I mean, like the
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: pool guy. We've talked to him. I'm over it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I'm numb to him.
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: But the new waiter guy, he took it to another level.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Also, his camera rig, kind of cool. Yeah. The disposing
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: of the waste is foul.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: But at least he's not letting it go to waste, right, Greg?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's at least trying to do something productive
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: with it, whether it's actually good or not. I don't
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: think it's good for the tree. Did you ever look
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: it up?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: He is providing a service to people.
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: Was he?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Well, to other people.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Well, other people.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: As opposed to just dumping it down the sewer.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: He figured like, oh, you know what? Maybe the tree
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: can get something out of this.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: That's what trees want.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing here.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: You don't want to give that to... It's what... It's Brondo.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: It's what trees want. It's what plants create.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: You don't want to do that to your trees. While
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: it does have nitrogen and things of that nature, you
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: would have to dilute it greatly before you did that.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: So, Menace, next time you're peeing outside, don't pee on
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: your landscaping. Especially in this case, where he's talking about
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: 10 liters at a time. Good God.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Pure volume.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: And God knows what's in all of the, you know,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: what kind of drug test. A lot of prep. All
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: these people would fail. Oh, dude, they have vaccination tents,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: prep tents there. Yeah. Greg Gorey.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Well, like I mentioned, David, the number three guy, he
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: might be the nicest guy on earth. I don't. physically,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: violently hate him. He's made like a weird de facto
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: career out of this. He's got a website.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: He's, I hate him.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Number three.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Number three. All right. Gina Grad, you've been watching a
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: lot of videos over there. Oh my God.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: I've seen so much. I just can't believe it's real.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I do. I get that.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: You know, you guys are sick of Mr. P.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: But it is the service he provides to people that
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: apparently need this in their life.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: I like the pee pee puppy.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: But this this.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: What entrepreneur is really providing a service of something of
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: epic proportions.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: I'm going Mr. P.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: All right, Sammy. I'm going with the pee pee pup.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: God, just everything about it was so weird.
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: There were so many levels to it that you really
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: have to be a freak to have done all of that.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: It was so elaborate. I've said it a number of times.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I don't understand the people that have the infatuation with
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the bathroom stuff. The onesies and twosies?
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: What they sometimes call water sports. I don't understand how
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: that is sexual for anybody in any way, shape, or form.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: That said... It's between the two people for me, for sure,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: nominee number one and nominee number three. But I, like Sammy,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: agree with the levels argument, right? Because it's not just
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: the number one.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: It's also the get up.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, the hook.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: It's everything. The hook, the, you know, like all those
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: things combined. Custom suspenders.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And the guy at number three. The guy with the pool?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: David, yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Is he the one necessarily doing it, or is he
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: just kind of like the... The ringleader.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: As I talked to him, he was in the pool
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: smoking wet. I had to wait for a break in
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: the action.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, terrific. Because I would have gotten a splashback. Oh, God.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: All right, so we have the results, ladies and gentlemen,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: and we're going to start third place. The third place
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: vote went to who, Gina Grant.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: On the text?
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: It wasn't even close.
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: Mr.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Smile only got... Two votes.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. Only two?
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Mr.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Sack first, yeah.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: He's vanilla.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Everybody else voted for one of the other two. Nominee
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: number one was the puppy guy. Nominee number three, the
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: pee-woo guy. And who is the Folsom Street Fair Freak
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: of the Year?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: The runaway star, Pee-wee the puppy.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Ah, Pee-wee the puppy. Congratulations, Pee-wee.
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: Well-deserved.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing. Which of our social medias should we post
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: all his photos on, Menace?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, X, I guess.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: That's the only place I could live. All right, I'll
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: send it to you. I'm not posting that.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, never mind.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: You know what I'll do? Does he have like a
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: page or something? I actually asked him and he said, no,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: he just does this for the fun of it. Oh,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: for the love of the game. It's so pure. Again,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I would really love to know, like, what do you
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: do for a living?
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: How do you pay your rent?
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Are you like in finance?
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: What's the deal?
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: All right, well, I will post it at WoodyProducer on
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: ye oldex slash Twitter.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Feel free to enjoy.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: All right. Hey, you know what?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You don't want all that effort to go to waste, right?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Waste not, want not, as we're seeing in a lot
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: of these videos that Gina has found.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: There's our Folsom Street Fair Freak of the Year, everybody.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Have at it. All right, we're going to take a
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: quick break. We've got some more Woody Show for you next.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: Hang on.
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: Wake up.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Wake up.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: I did hear it the first time.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. We'll be right back.