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FULL SHOW: The Offer · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on Holdaki cheers Twoey from bringing back
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  Speaker 1: to laughs and the world gone man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Big Show, Jason Hiites make the note and oh get
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  Speaker 3: you mad Barstard's great to have your company this Wednesday afternoon,
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  Speaker 3: the seventh of November twenty twenty four. And you, my friends,
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  Speaker 3: and listening to the Big Show brought to you by
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  Speaker 3: Tooy Get it there, yeah, get it in you, get
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  Speaker 3: it in you.
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  Speaker 4: You guys got a bit to be desired here, to
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  Speaker 4: be fair you. Yeah, well you've caught the keyss now
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  Speaker 4: because yesterday he was giving it nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I was just trying to be really refined. Ah yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 3: keyzys were silly. I know there's no passion, but I
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  Speaker 3: was refined.
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  Speaker 5: I was trying to make people laugh away. But by
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  Speaker 5: not giving it the thing, you know, because in this
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  Speaker 5: d and age we can all use the laugh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: which is why they brought back the toy billboards.
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  Speaker 3: Is it right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff mate, speaking of words, thanks to.
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  Speaker 2: Magi, there's a speaking of good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff. Can I can I ask though, I'm
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  Speaker 3: intrigued by your pant today?
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  Speaker 6: What's with the pants? Well, it's differ They're kind of
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  Speaker 6: a slack. Really, No, they're a pant. They're not a slack.
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  Speaker 6: You're just something a bit more breezy and easy for summer.
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  Speaker 4: Jason. Sure, it gets to this time of year Each
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  Speaker 4: year I think to myself, I might try something new,
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  Speaker 4: and it always ends up being an absolute failure, and
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  Speaker 4: I just go back to my jeans. Yeah, but I'm
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  Speaker 4: quite happy with these pants. I've got another pair as well,
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  Speaker 4: a bit different keys either are blue, a navy sort
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  Speaker 4: of a blue. It looks it's nice to have a
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  Speaker 4: in summer. And just to mix it up a bit, Jase,
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  Speaker 4: I've got my blue jeans, but they were dirty, and
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  Speaker 4: my black jeans and they were dirty. And the great
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  Speaker 4: gray jeans are just a little bit heavy for the
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  Speaker 4: kind of warmth that we've been enjoying at the moment.
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  Speaker 4: So long story short made. Yeah, just bored them.
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  Speaker 2: Mike, wait to get the shaft to a flyer, Mate, Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, well, Jase asked the question, and I wouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: right to me not to ask it. I know the
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  Speaker 4: listeners give a ship, you know I.
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  Speaker 3: Will maintain does no matter what you're wearing, Mate, you
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  Speaker 3: could wear a bloody potato sack. It'd still look hot.
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  Speaker 4: I appreciate that, man, especially coming from an absolute mad
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  Speaker 4: dog and a six son of a bee like yourself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm disappointed today that you wearing your classic Jimmy Barnes
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  Speaker 4: blue check working man's shirt. Yeah, well I am and
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  Speaker 4: hard a working man a backbone you always have been.
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  Speaker 4: But after yes, you set the new standard with your
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  Speaker 4: lemon shirt. Sure, but you know you got you got.
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  Speaker 4: You can't have that every day, mate, People get sick
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  Speaker 4: of a good thing at the end of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Hardy j does have blue denim in his veins.
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  Speaker 3: Totally, Telly. What that T shirt you're wearing his? Neat
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  Speaker 3: Keysy dragon Ball?
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  Speaker 5: No dragon ball z Nodon, it's actually dragon Ball.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the origin is a dragon baller from the Thanks,
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  Speaker 2: really cool.
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  Speaker 3: Man, and it's perfectly ironed as well. It's it's looking good,
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  Speaker 3: as are you? Keezy as all? Mate? Looking really healthy?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: It's what do you mean healthy?
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  Speaker 4: See?
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  Speaker 2: Why can't you just say I look good?
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  Speaker 3: Well you look good slash healthy?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah, thanks Jay? So do you man? You be healthy?
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  Speaker 3: Thanks? Man's really taking care of myself at the moment.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, you've taking care of yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw you limp into the office and eat
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  Speaker 2: half a donut.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you just said, why did I eat that?
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  Speaker 3: Can? I can? I be honest, I cut about a
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  Speaker 3: fifth of it off right, a little cube and.
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  Speaker 2: It's not even yours either.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, no, li'sten massive shally head. We don't have a
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  Speaker 3: bit of Guy fawks chet good lord man alive. There's
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  Speaker 3: plenty to sink your teeth into. But let's have some June.
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  Speaker 3: Shall we even a Linny Kravitz.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Lucky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
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  Speaker 3: And Massive at Tank there on the radio Hodlarky Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past
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  Speaker 3: four o'clock. Of course, Guy walks last night Maggie and
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  Speaker 3: Keysy and you know the situation in my household with
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  Speaker 3: my dog. Yeah, so I got home last night and
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  Speaker 3: she was drugged to the eyeballs.
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  Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, would you give it dachura.
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  Speaker 3: She was so affectionate your dog. She was just rubbing
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  Speaker 3: her head against me, hey eye there and licking me
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  Speaker 3: and she was just having a good old time. But
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  Speaker 3: true story seven o'clock right, oh no, it was no.
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  Speaker 3: I got home so it was just twenty past seven
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  Speaker 3: last night. She was on the couch, just chilling out.
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  Speaker 3: Still daylight.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, wait was this in the lounge in the lounge.
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  Speaker 2: It was the duck.
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  Speaker 3: The duck. I haven't seen the duck actually for a
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  Speaker 3: little while. I think it gets freaked out by guy
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  Speaker 3: as well. Yeah, yeah, so twenty past seven, she's lying
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  Speaker 3: on the couch, just chill yeah, daylight still the thing
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  Speaker 3: to little pop of a firework in the far far distance.
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  Speaker 3: Immediately she jumps up on all fours, leaps off the
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  Speaker 3: couch and just starts barking her ass off. And that
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  Speaker 3: was my household till one thirty in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: And here's the interesting thing. Actually, because we stayed up
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  Speaker 3: because it was no point trying to sleep with her
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  Speaker 3: barking like that. We went to bed at one thirty.
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  Speaker 3: The fireworks are still going off. We went to bed,
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  Speaker 3: My wife and I never barked again.
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  Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, so the fireworks were still going but
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  Speaker 5: you weren't there.
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  Speaker 3: No, we were there. We're in our room. We closed
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  Speaker 3: our door, we closed the lounge door. She was in
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  Speaker 3: the lounge where she sleeps. Not a sound, not a peep. Right,
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  Speaker 3: So it's obviously something to do with the fact that
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  Speaker 3: she's trying to protect her clan.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe, Yeah, it doesn't explain when you were away and
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  Speaker 4: she was going nut's barking at the storm. You remember
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  Speaker 4: she was barking at the window.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, at the thunder actually babet.
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  Speaker 4: Well my daughter was there though, Yeah, well.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, but because your daughter might have been in
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  Speaker 5: the lounge up and about. So maybe whenever it's guy
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  Speaker 5: fawks or whenever the wind comes up, you guys all
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  Speaker 5: just have to go to bed.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this brings me back to my idea about putting
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  Speaker 4: her in a deep freeze, because then she's isolated and
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  Speaker 4: she doesn't need to protect you, and she'll be sort
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  Speaker 4: of concentrating on you know, when you say deep freeze,
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  Speaker 4: you mean like a deep freezer. Yeah, you know, there's
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  Speaker 4: big she has deep freezers back in the old days.
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  Speaker 4: They don't have them anymore because lifem so convenient, but
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  Speaker 4: just sort of effectively a little a chilled kennel, like
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  Speaker 4: a sedation unit, a sedation unit, a cryo thermal unity,
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  Speaker 4: that's right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so you put her in there sort of
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  Speaker 5: a day before build up.
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  Speaker 4: But certainly, you know, sort of mid afternoon there, right,
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  Speaker 4: and that'll just slow the heart right, also access to
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  Speaker 4: sort of block out the sound as well.
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  Speaker 3: And so and like in that scenario, we go to bed,
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  Speaker 3: take her out of the deep freezer, put a polling
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  Speaker 3: down and need to just thaw out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so, man. Or you could put her
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  Speaker 4: on the bench just on one of your chopping boards
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  Speaker 4: there and put a teatwel over it came out in
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  Speaker 4: the morning, she'll be beautiful. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, you can put her in like run the heaps
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  Speaker 5: of like warm water in the bath and then you
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  Speaker 5: put her in there, but then she might start floating.
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  Speaker 5: So you put something like heavy on top of you
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean to.
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  Speaker 3: Like counterweight.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So what would you do that in that case? Though? No,
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  Speaker 4: you think of something, Yeah, you think of something, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: or just go to bed maybe next guy fawks eh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: yeah sounds yeah. Well I had a bit of an
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  Speaker 4: experience as well last night. We'll get to that. We'll
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  Speaker 4: get to that the next break. But yeah, you know
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  Speaker 4: how I feel about guy fakes. You love it? Eh.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days and four on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Hold Ikey yeah guns there on the Radio Hod You
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  Speaker 3: pictured this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty five minutes
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  Speaker 3: past four o'clock. We've just been doing a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of a guy fawks shit, haven't we, Jason. We're just
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  Speaker 3: sort of caring about you and your dog and how
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't stop barking. It just makes for a nightmare
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  Speaker 3: every evening and you don't really enjoy it. And I've
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  Speaker 3: sort of had a similar vibe, a similar feelings about
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  Speaker 3: guy fawks for a while, yes, potentially steaming from you know,
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  Speaker 3: when I was eighteen, I got hit in the eye
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  Speaker 3: where the skyrocket and my eyeball when a drunk mate
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  Speaker 3: pointed at my head and it hit me directly on
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  Speaker 3: my left eye and left me with a probably about
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  Speaker 3: eighty percent vision gone, so pretty much blinded my left eye.
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  Speaker 3: And then moving on from there, you're just like, well,
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  Speaker 3: they've got rid of the good ones, so don't have
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  Speaker 3: double happies anymore. You know, many dynamites you could chuck
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  Speaker 3: at each other or anything like that, So those are
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  Speaker 3: the good ones that I liked, and they're gone, so
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  Speaker 3: who cares?
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  Speaker 4: And then also there's the animals. The animals freak out
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  Speaker 4: like yours does, like my dog used to amazingly. Last night,
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  Speaker 4: my dog Tinker, she was outside where they're all going off.
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  Speaker 4: She couldn't hear jack shit. She used to. She used
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  Speaker 4: to be the same as Roy, just completely freaking out.
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  Speaker 4: It's exhausting.
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  Speaker 5: That's a bonus, right, it's the best because Tink is
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  Speaker 5: quite old now, so the fact she can't see your
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  Speaker 5: hair anything.
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  Speaker 4: It's magnificent. That is the one plus of it. So
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  Speaker 4: my sort of feeling has been, well, do we really
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  Speaker 4: need to have it? I haven't been, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not campaigning for it by any stretch of the imagination,
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  Speaker 4: but I see people's point of view, and you just
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  Speaker 4: have your public displays which I'll never go and see,
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  Speaker 4: and just sort of leave it at that. Well, last
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  Speaker 4: night was my daughter's first first guy for she's five
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  Speaker 4: years old, so I bought a bunch. We put her
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  Speaker 4: a bed at six. She kept on getting up, but
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  Speaker 4: eventually went to sleep, and I got up about nine
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  Speaker 4: thirty when it was nice and dark, and then when
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  Speaker 4: it went out and led off, probably know ten or
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  Speaker 4: twenty different kind of fountains and bangers and one of
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  Speaker 4: those Roman candles, yes, a bunch of those, and she
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  Speaker 4: was absolutely delighted, Yes, thrilled, excited, She had an absolute
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  Speaker 4: ball and it was a great family bonding experience. Sure,
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  Speaker 4: and there's not you don't have a lot of those
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  Speaker 4: where you know, you get to see your kids first
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  Speaker 4: time enjoying something and it's pretty amazing, Like, yeah, we're
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  Speaker 4: just used to it, right, We've been alive for god
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  Speaker 4: knows how many decades.
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  Speaker 3: We don't like anything, forty three years, Maggie, And you.
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  Speaker 4: Look at these kids and it's it's unbelievable. So for
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  Speaker 4: them it's so exciting, and so you actually get to
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  Speaker 4: enjoy it for a second time through their experience, and
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  Speaker 4: so my viewpoint on it has completely changed. And all
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  Speaker 4: these people out there complaining about the effect that has
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  Speaker 4: on their animals and they can just get stuffed.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's interesting, right because you say that, and
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  Speaker 5: I do remember back the very first time.
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  Speaker 2: It was at not the house that grew up in,
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  Speaker 2: the one when I was very young.
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  Speaker 5: I remember being given a sparklet a hole, yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: being like I'm holding a stick with fire.
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  Speaker 4: On the end of it.
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  Speaker 5: This is amazing, yeah, and like we had it's like
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  Speaker 5: a vivid memory that's just come back and Dad lighting
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  Speaker 5: fire weeks for the first time. It was and obviously
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  Speaker 5: is like a core memory now that I can recall.
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  Speaker 3: All.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm pro fireworks as well. So Jace, you used
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  Speaker 2: to chill on.
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  Speaker 4: The whole thing.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 3: I remember my childhood and my first experience, So that
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  Speaker 3: was ninety ninety five. And what my first experience of
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  Speaker 3: fireworks I'm talking about not how old I was. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 3: as a child, I found them frightening, right, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: I just had They had to put me to bed
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  Speaker 3: because I was upset, right, Yeah, is true.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, Actually they.
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  Speaker 3: Were great and I love them, especially your double happies,
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  Speaker 3: your tom thumbs, all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We used to have wars chucking them at each other.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so it is a bit tricky because it
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  Speaker 4: is I guess it is for the kids, right. If
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  Speaker 4: you're doing it as an adult, then you know, grow up.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks mate.
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  Speaker 5: I actually do remember as well, when I think it
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  Speaker 5: might have been about four years old or something. We're
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  Speaker 5: at the stock cars, oh and totally watching the stock
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  Speaker 5: cars there, and they lit off some fireworks and I
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  Speaker 5: ran behind the hot dog van and hid and oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: my whole family had to go home early.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, So there's another core memory. But you've got dozens
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  Speaker 4: of core memories like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, didn't you Exma flare up as well?
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  Speaker 1: Did the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: hod Iky the Food.
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  Speaker 3: Fighters there on the radio Oh Rocky Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon. The time is four thirty six now, Alison.
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  Speaker 3: We're hitting them to summer. And one of the features
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  Speaker 3: of summer is, particularly if you love your cricket, particularly
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  Speaker 3: if you love your sport, is the Black Clash that
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  Speaker 3: goes on on the eighteenth of January at Hagley Oval
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  Speaker 3: and christ Church there. It's one of the don't miss
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  Speaker 3: sort of sporting occasions, isn't it, Phair.
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  Speaker 4: I'd call it unmissible.
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  Speaker 2: Unmissible man, yeah, I would say.
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  Speaker 5: If someone mentioned it to me, I said, you cannot
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  Speaker 5: miss it, totally, do not miss it. It is of
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  Speaker 5: course the Hot Spring spa T twenty Black Clash in
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  Speaker 5: association with Wolfbrook. They chop and change between Todunger and
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  Speaker 5: christ Church. They do next year it will be christ
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  Speaker 5: Church on the eighteenth there and were giving away not
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  Speaker 5: only tickets to go to the event and also to
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  Speaker 5: sit in the acc Export ultra party zone. You will
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  Speaker 5: have flights for you and a mate. You would have
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  Speaker 5: accommodation for you and a mate at the Novatawel down there.
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  Speaker 5: You will get to go and experience a couple of
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  Speaker 5: adrenaline rush style christ Church attractions. You get it right
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  Speaker 5: on the tram, one of them being the tram How
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  Speaker 5: good you go on the tram Wow?
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  Speaker 4: Just for a wee bit wow?
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  Speaker 5: You know, just because you don't want to overwhelm you,
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  Speaker 5: you don't get to go to the hot pools out
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  Speaker 5: and you brighten there on the beach, which.
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  Speaker 4: Is a beautiful spot. Adrenaline.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's the thing. You just want to chill out
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  Speaker 5: after that, heart would be exactly. And to top it
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  Speaker 5: all off, yes, you get to come along to the
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  Speaker 5: Black Class. You get to be in the acc Export
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  Speaker 5: Ultra party zone and for the first innings you get
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  Speaker 5: to sit in a hot spring spa hot tub wow
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  Speaker 5: with old Mogi and it's burnt meat patties.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, met patties.
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  Speaker 2: So that's pretty damn exciting.
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  Speaker 5: If you are keen to enter this hodak you dot
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  Speaker 5: co dot and ZID get amongst it there, fellers, yesterday
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  Speaker 5: I mentioned I booked tickets right change the date.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, by accident. This is for your overseas trip to CA. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: going on Boxing Day. But you're bagging it up and
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  Speaker 4: you bought them on Christmas Day. There's a way to
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  Speaker 4: make your wife choose between her family and you. Well
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  Speaker 4: that's what you guys were sort of angling towards. So
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  Speaker 4: I doubled down on it. Good, I rang up. I
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  Speaker 4: got them changed, relieving Christmas Eve. Now, yeah, that's because
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking Christmas Day if we leave, If we
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  Speaker 4: left that date, she'd still get to experience a lot
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  Speaker 4: of the stuff in the morning. Sure, Whereas if I
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  Speaker 4: got Christmas Eve, she wrote.
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  Speaker 3: Into experience any family contact whatsoever. No, that's good man.
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  Speaker 2: So it cost me. It cost me eight hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Her because it's coming out of her money exactly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because you.
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  Speaker 3: Spend all your fine account on your little motorbike. There,
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  Speaker 3: didn't you put.
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  Speaker 2: A little in front of her. That's a proper sized motorbike.
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  Speaker 3: Seven what was it seven k or something?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was it seven k.
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  Speaker 5: Don't be ridiculous, right, So it was eight hundred bucks
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  Speaker 5: used to change?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bike eight each to change and now we're going
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  Speaker 4: to sleep.
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  Speaker 5: So wow, that was a substantial change. Yes, So thank
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  Speaker 5: you heaps for the advice, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, and you know the reality of it is
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  Speaker 3: you've separated her from her friends now and your and
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  Speaker 3: your family. You know, I was very pessimistic about your marriage,
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: but I'm very hopeful for you now, Keezy. You've got
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: the tracker on her phone of course, so you know
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: it's going on. Great guns for you.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. I think you're right.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: I would have crumbled if you guys hadn't given me
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: such great advice. And I just do hope that she
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: does choose going on holiday with me over spending time
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: with her entire family, including like her elderly grandparents and stuff.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she has to now because she's spent another sixteen
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: hundred bucks.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: That's a fun account, that's right. So you're not going
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: to blow that on family, no, exactly. So problem resolved.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, good stuff. You're a backbone.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Such a backbone, Keezy. It's Bacy Boysy.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: And Keisy Oasis there on the radio Hot Larky Big
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes to
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: five o'clock. Great to have your company, by the way, Fellers,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: I want you to know that I really appreciate the
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: hard work you guys putting on this show. I know
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: that you know you go and above and beyond for
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: the listeners out there.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: We do jays. Thank you, you know, and I know.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: That you know you both have been having terrible sleeps
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: because of the pressure of the show and wanting to
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: deliver the very best show we can. And I see
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: it in you backbones, the amount of effort that you
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: put in, how you coming here full of energy and
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: all of that sort of stuff. And I thought to myself,
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: what can I do, What can I do for the
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Fellers to show that appreciated.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I think what you've just done is enough for me.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I mean that's enough for me.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: For more.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, you are absolutely And I'm you know, because I
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: think I think you know, I'm a pretty generous Feller.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, Are you gonna make a joke
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: about being generously endowed down?
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: No? No, I think.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I'm a pretty generous fuel in what way? Well, I'm
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: just very giving, not very giving.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, No, that's right, because he refuses to donate to
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: that charity we're involved with every year.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Because it's three dollars.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about us here, Fellers, not charities. All right now, listen,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I had a bit of a treat for you because
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I know you love your music, don't you. You love
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: your music.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: I could take it or leave it, to be honest, really, no,
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: I love music. I'm working radio, you know.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, sure chill, isn't that. I've recently changed my
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: plan on Spotify and I've changed it to a family plan, right,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: and thinking that I get all my family on it
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: and a couple of me girls there they're like, no, no,
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: no things all good?
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Oh gee, So.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I've got two slots left and howdy J. Spotify family
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: plan and Fellers, I'd like.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: You to have them, right wow? Okay, so you've got
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: something for free there and you want to.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's free for you fellas.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Oh howdy J.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Will fop the bill obviously?
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: What's that like?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Twenty bucks a month?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: About nineteen? But I just want to give you guys
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: the opportunity so you don't have to pay anything to Spotify.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: You just go on hoodie Jay's please.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Why hang on? Why though?
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Because I know that you don't just do stuff like this.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah. My only question would be what's in it for you?
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, seeing you guys happy, rewarding your hard work, you know,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: giving you encouragement so that we keep doing the best
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: radio show in the country, all of that stuff. And
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: because I know, you know, life's tough at the moment
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: for people, and I just want to give you something
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: that you can enjoy for free and just take a
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: bit of financi because I know you've totally blown your
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: your fun account Keezy and Mogi, I know you're under
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: the gun, mate, I'm under the You've got lots of outgoings,
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: and it just is just my way of giving back.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Can I just say that my music account, my Spotify
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: account is it doesn't come into my fun account. It
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: comes out of my passion account. Because you know I've
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: got certain things we're passionate about.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing that you can just shut
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: that down, not pay a cent, and old hardy J
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: will The one.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Thing I'm concerned about is I don't want to be
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: in any way connected to you and your terrible throbber choices.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean there is a thing where you can
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: merge your playlists and stuff, and we can perhaps do
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: a bit of swatzeas.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: So you want to access to our throbber plant.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: But you know it's just an offer. I mean, you
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: know you guys, I mean pug Sons Caen. Look at
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: he's he's shocked that I haven't offered it to him.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: And actually I'll give you some cash instead, Pugs of that?
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: All right, mate, I mean I'm all good, Okay.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: It sounds like a lot of Edmond. How do we
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: sort of do it?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: So it's really easy. I send you a link, your
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: click on it, and then that comes back to me
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: and I can sort it from the field.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I think what he's doing is like invite some mates
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: to join up and.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: You get to get free free man.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Is that what's going on here?
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: No?
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: No, that's way too many, that's five.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: No.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, It's just something I wanted to do for you.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: You don't have to decide now. I'll send you the links.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: You can click it or don't click it is okay,
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: it's all g by me.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: All right, all right, thank you, Thank you, very generous
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: of you. It's not like you at all, which is
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: why I'm so suspicious. Can I jump on your Disney
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Plus account because I don't have that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Actually you probably can, Kisy just don't remember the past
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: where that's all.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Hong k Win three Eyes to the Front, four twenty.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: He's Tom Petty for.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey List.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Indeed, Tom Pitty there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: this Wednesday afternoon, coming up after five o'clock, A big
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: show on prov And if you've got any scenarios that
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: you'd like us to do in this particular improv, I
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: text them through on three four eight three.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: That's right this week, I believe Hoity j and I
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: will be acting it out. So if you do send
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: through a scenario, we want like a place, a premise
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: and a character for me to play in a character
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: for Hoody Jada, And you.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Can pump that through on the talk back set up
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: on iHeartRadio as well. They're just pushing a little microphone
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: there and dear, we'll have a listen.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: It's right everyone that sends something through. By the way,
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: and the drawer for a toy prize pack.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Yere so Kezy has yet another ethical dilemma.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't have heaps of ethical dilemma. I just
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: have dilemmas. This one is an ethical dilemma though, sure, okay,
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: all that after five.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Ike here, welcome back here, massive Backbones. You're listening to
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: the Big Show.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Poor you we get it in, Get it in. Haven't
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: been on it?
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I haven't been.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: That's all in celebration of been bringing back the famous
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: toy billboard fellas.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: What of those?
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Mate? I've been telling you for ages, Jason, This country
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: could do with a laugh, particularly on a day like this.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I know you could do with a laugh today, mate,
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Look at you and sad sack.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not mean to try and make you laugh.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Jay. It's a very very very grim day for humanity today.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: But I'm not going to go into it.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: You go on, want to make you laugh?
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good stuff, mate, Yeah, hang on, what's coming
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: up to say?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Have a little thing about what you're gonna make me
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: laugh with and I'll tell you what's coming up. We've
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: got some big show improv. By the way, if you've
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: got scenarios that you want us to play out, give
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: a roll to Keysy you roller old Hoody Ja Texas
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: three for eight three. They're pouring in and Keysy has
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: another ethical dilemma where.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Explain no idea what it is.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: And also I want to know the politics of trees
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: growing over your property and whether or not you can
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: or can't cut said trees.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Right, that sounds good, Hordi sounds to me like muscless
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: and radio totally. And speaking of green Day, you waiting
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: for your joke you meant to make you laugh?
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Man, oh.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Butt and mushroom, damn it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: And Keiseyde she had there on the radio Hodache Big
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Show eleve a minutes past five o'clock.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Feelers my wife's away At the moment she touchdown back
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: in Auckland, I think at about two pm a pilot. No,
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: but she was on a plane which was driven by
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: a pilot. Movie, Oh yeah, yeah, is driven?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: To be fair, it was piloted by a pilot. How
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: would I like to say?
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Anyway, So she touched out about two By that stage
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: I already left. But I decided this morning to take
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: advantage of the fact that she is not here and
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: get outside with the old hedge tremor and the clippers
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: and all that and trim back. We've got this big
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: fence with some ivy growing on it. Trim all the
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: ivy back and stuff, and then also get out the
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: what are the really long cuddy the really long cuddy things.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: She's the really long one when you reach up and
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: you can get branches.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Actually, I might need to borrow that the long handled
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: secret tears.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll get.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Into that off here.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Sure, no, you can't, by the way.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: So I decided to take advantage of the fact that
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: not only was she not home, my neighbors went home
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: and they have a backyard that backs onto ours that
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: is just straight up overgrown. They don't care. Actually, I
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: imagine that's kind of what your backyard look.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Like, Jason Well sitting parts of it's he sure, that's fair.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: That's right, because I've got a way larger backyard than us,
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: and it's hard to keep on top of everything. Their
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: trees grow over our fins. Yes, block a lot of
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: light into our house, and there's all sorts of weird
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: vines and stuff growing over. So I jumped the fence,
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: pulled out all these rugged vines, and I know they
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: don't care about and also on my side, cut a
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: whole lot of branches off of the trees, all of
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: which we're hanging over into my property.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the deal with that? Do you reckon?
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Is that?
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Look, I've got the very similar scenari where my neighbour's
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: trees are growing very much over my property, and I
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: know that if I prone them, you get me old
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: chainsaw out and prune them Alike, I'd like to off
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: my property, they'd probably kill the trees. And I've had
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: that same dilemma. It's also complicated by the fact that
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I have this massive oak tree at the back of
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: my tree, back of my house and property that's about
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: to fall on their house. So I don't want to
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: sort of provoke them into anything. You know what, you're
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: going to do anything about that, But I genuinely don't
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: know what the morals what you do in that situation.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Whether you're entitled to go, yes, I'm going to slice
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: off all that tree because it's growing over my property.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Anything that is on your side of the fence, you
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: are able to you can cut. Yes, I do think
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: it's on your side of the fence. But the way
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: that the way to do it, and I mean, you know,
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: it's probably pretty crazy. Idea is going to have a conversation.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: What go and have a conversation with your neighbors. And
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: I had to do them. I've had to do that
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: before as well. And went over there and say, look man,
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: And this was when I had that place that had
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: the pool, and he had a couple of trees that
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: every leaf was falling into my pool rented property. By
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: the way, I was still going to court with the
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: landlord trying to get my bond back. Good time. I'll
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: keep you updated there feels. But yeah, we just chopped
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: he said, I hate that tree as well, So we
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: cut it back to a nub. We cut it back
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: all the way back to a nub, and he paid
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: half the bill. I've got a numberist.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: See that's great, that's really nice.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: You like that.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I know for a fact that this property
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: that backs onto ours is just a massive it's out west.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: It's a big one of those big old properties of
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: a just plunker house sort of at the front of it,
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: and then it just has a giant backyard.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: They're probably in their seventies. Sure, they don't care.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: How do you know? Have you spoken to them so
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: you know they don't care? No, I know that they
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: want to get something done, But you know they just
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: need a fine, young, keen sort of fellow whose community
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: minded and wouldn't mind getting over the fence there and
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: helping them out a little bit. Because God knows he
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: doesn't do God knows he doesn't do anything all day. Mogi.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: It's hard enough keeping my yard in order, all right,
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: And that's what I was trying to do. So I
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: get out there. I trimmed them back. They haven't noticed.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: I don't think I'd have no idea because I'm not
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: certainly not going to talking to them. That would be bizarre. Ye,
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: hang on a sick. I thought I was about to sneeze.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: So I've cut it back a we But I think
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: it looks fine. I've taken the branches, put them on
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: my side of the property, and we've got a little
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: branch pile that I sought out at some stage.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I haven't thrown them onto their side or anything. Wall
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I like that. Do you think that's okay?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's okay. You see the dilemma I
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: have in terms of talking with my neighbor, is that
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I think one of them, my neighbor's six, truly attracted
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: to me. Yeah, I don't want to open up that
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: whole can of worms, so we don't check.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Well, we've got a couple of things going on here, Kyzy.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I would say you have got an issue because you've
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: trespassed on their property and they can do you for it,
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: and in fact I hadn't carriage them to Jason. You've
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: got a problem where you've got a tree hanging over
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: a neighbor's house, where it's on the brink of falling
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: over and crushing people, and actually people's lives are at rest,
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: but you don't want to spend three grand I'm sorting
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: it out. So both of you have got something that
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: need to be sorting out here. Jacentry has been hanging
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: over that house for at least three years, as long
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: as we've been doing the show. At some point it
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: will happen. There will be a record of it on
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: the radio. I worry for your safety. You will be
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: put in jail, and I don't want you being made
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: somebody else's bitch in the slammer, because that is exactly
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: what will happen.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I'm open to that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: The hod Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: and Keysy.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: We am there on the radio Hodo remember this Wednesday,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: and the time is twenty four minutes past five o'clock
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: and it's a Wednesday, which means it's time for this.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Oh why sounds free lines, camera actionly No, it's time
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: for the Big show prog.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: This is exciting. It is Yeah. Every now and again,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: you know, you sort of come up with an idea
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: and it just takes off. We've been doing this for
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: a few months now, and as soon as we asked
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: that our listeners out there to provide us with some
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: ideas to do these improvs here, scenarios, scenarios, they just
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: explode the text, flooding in on three, absolutely pouring in.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: So that's how we know that people absolutely love it.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: They do so what we got the reason why we
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: started doing this was because Kezy is represented by Jase
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Jason's agent as an actor. Keysy's getting nothing out there,
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: so we thought this is the closest we can get
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: to a proper workshopping. Sure, and you know who better
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: than to do it with. In two of New Zealand's
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: leading dramatic actors, Hoody Jay myself. So today's scenario is, well,
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: it's topical and the caller the text pointed us out today, Kezy,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: you're going to be you're at home. You're going over
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: to see your next door neighbor because you're concerned that
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: his massive oak tree, which is about eighty foot in
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: the air, it's sort of hanging over your house and
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: threatens to crush the entire thing. So you're going over
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: there to have a yarn with them and just see
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: if it's okay if you go halves on on chopping
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: the bastard down there. Of course, howly Jay, you're going
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: to be the next door neighbor there, and you you
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: know you haven't got much money. We'll put it that.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Way, okay, right, kind of neighbor as easy.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: And determine that that's right. It's all improvised.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: I'll start jaspy. I'm knocking on the door, right, okay, alright,
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: here we go.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Hello, is anybody home? Hello?
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: You're at the wrong house, man, it's the house on
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: the other side.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wondering what you're doing there?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just walking over to the other Can you please.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm just in the shower. Just give me a minute.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, I can come back later if you want. Okay, Well, actually,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I mean it's actually a pressing math. It's actually a
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: pressing matter.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: And look, if you could come back later that it'd
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: be great. So the shower, champoo and so forth. In
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: my hair.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Well, you seem to be able to hear me. Why
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: don't we just have the conversation like this.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't like shouting, and I can't really hear
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: because the water's passing into my ear drums. Here, Look,
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: if you can come back later on the afternoon, we're
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: gonna have a chit chat whatever it might be.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Who's knocking on the door, babe?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Oh I know, I think it's that neighbor guy.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Sorry, is that your wife?
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe I could talk to her.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Oh no, she talk to me.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: She's in the shower with me.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: No, school, you'll have to talk to my husband. I
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: don't know anything.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, are you sure? It seems like you
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: can hear me.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: If you could just come back later, that be sweet.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Airs.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I just think that's for the purpose of what we're
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: doing right now. If you were to just have the.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Co bro, shut you shut that. I'm sorry made the
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: dogs just going zacks.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: I thought you were talking to me, babe.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I never speak to you like that, doll.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: That's not true. He does.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Are you sure I can't just speak to your wife?
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: I men, it seems weird that I'm not allowed like that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Seems like pretty weird.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Well, like I say, my cheese in the shower with me.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: So I'm trying to watch us here. Yeah, well someone's
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: got to what's what's the manna?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I was just saying, I live in the house next doore.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Oh we know that already.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Get on with it, man, Yeah, could you coach your
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: kittens when you're making love? By the way, I'm sick
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: and tired of seeing your naked eyes hammering away.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: I just, I just I can work on that if
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: maybe you guys can return serve We But just a
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: giant oak tree there is hanging over my house, and
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: I've just noticed it's really started to lean quite a
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: lot recently.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I'm just worried it's gonna flatten my house.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Could do what I have to say? I had to
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: say that, what's your name?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Chris?
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Chris had to say Chris, Mother nature No.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: I know Mother nature and it's fear players work, get it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: But it's just it's on your property. The other way
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: I put it is it's God's will.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: No, do you believe in God, Chris?
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Not?
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: You should?
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: You should? So what hell have you not got a
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: relationship with Jesus?
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: I think it would be a pretty Christian thing for
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: you guys to do.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: To just come and have a chat with me about this.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: We can solve it now.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: It sounded really unauthentic.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, as I say, lad, if you can come back later.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: On the Harbo after.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: We finished the show, we'll have a cap of Tina
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: chit chat.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: All right, Okay, fine, how long is the shower going
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: to take?
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: About four hours?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Of the Hodiking Big Show.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Podcast, Mattella is here on the radio Hodaki Big Show
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: this Wednesday afternoon.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: The Swingers Club, it's the club that's been formed by
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: the Big Show. Fellows. If you love your golf, you
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: have love having a bit of a tank, you need
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: to listen up to this stuff.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Is that where I come in?
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I could do it if you want. I
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: just worry making because you don't actually like golf. No,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: it's only I just don't like playing it or watching it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Been around it that I'm into it. I watched the
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Masters highlight, yeah who was on the news. But outside
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: of that, yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Well look, Jason and I to be honest, Jason has
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: been banging on about getting into golf for a couple
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: of years now. Finally got around to geting himself some clubs.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: I know you guys have been, you know, playing for
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: a couple of months now. You've had one game, We've
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: had two games of nine holes aka one game that
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: is a four round, four round, which one although it
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: was hips playing up, has given.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Him really is it's weird.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Have you got a dicky hip?
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Not usually?
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: No, what were you doing nothing?
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Nothing?
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Have you ever had a dicky hip? No? Have you
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: ever had a hippie dick? Yes?
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: So the Big Show Swingers Club has started up. It's
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: basically it's it's an excuse for me and Hoidy, j
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: and Pugsard and Mogi. If he's into it.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I do want to get into it.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah that is. It's a great thing to get into.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: But we want to go and play some of the
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: best courses in New zeal We want golf, carts, drinks, food,
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: all that provided will then do the show from the
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: clubhouse afterwards, which is pretty cool, and we want four
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: of you to come and join us for a day
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: of golf and the big show as well. If you
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: are keen, head to Hodaki dot co dot MZ yourself
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: from the drawer there. We are going to be calling
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: the winners this Monday, right because we are teeing off
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: next week, which is pretty exciting, and we're playing at
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: middy Way Golf Links on Auckland's stunning West Coast.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Really nice course. I've always wanted to play there, so
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: that's good.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I reckon it's the sort of thing I do want
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: to get into because I feel like I could do
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: with a bit of golf in my life. I feel
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: like I could do with the walk, yes, But for me,
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: I think I'll probably just have to go out and
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: get lessons, right, and then once I've got a few
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: lessons and I can go out and actually enjoy it,
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: because I won't enjoy just it would be an absolute debacle. Yes,
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: I've got a few issues. One of the issues is
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I haven't played for over twenty years and I've probably
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: played four rounds in my entire life. Yes, right, so
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: that's not great. The other thing is I'm blind in
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: my left eye as discussed, so when I take position
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: over the ball and then I hit the ball, the
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: left eye is the eye that picks up where the
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: ball is going when you look up right. So because
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: I'm a blind in that eye, I've got no idea
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: where the ball So I can have an amazing shot
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: which I never have, and I can't see where it is,
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: so I can enjoy the winds because every time I
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: hit the ball and I've just got no idea, So
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: I need somebody to stand behind me then come in
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: and tell me where it is, yes, which kind of
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: just drains any enjoyment out of it that you can
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: possibly hear.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: That makes sense, That makes sense because like I'll play
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: four good shots in around, yeah, and that makes all
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: the other that will make all the other fifty five
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: bad shots. Yeah, that's what you're coming back exactly.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: To be honest, even having lessons, you're still not going
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: to be able to walk out there and oh no,
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: no no, But I'm talking about like I don't even
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: know how to hold the club, you know, And that
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: is key. I think that just having somebody tell you
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: this is how you hold the club.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Actually I need too, Yeah, because I don't do the
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: link of the fingers there like you do. Keysy.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah cool.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: I feel like we're really selling the Swingers Club to
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: hold the clubs properly.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: But if you want to come and play, somebody's the
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: nicest course.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, with a bunch of absolute weapons.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: This is a real stupid idea. Hodik dot co dots.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: You get yourself in the drawer.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: There, beautiful mewd away next week a yeah, keen.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: The hdiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 37:34
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• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Lolocome back your massive backbones. You are listening to the
• 37:38
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• 37:40
  Speaker 7: Get it, get it inside, you get it in you Hey,
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: question for your fellas, was I wearing a jersey when
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: I came in today?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: You weren't when you came out of the b y c.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's hey. Listen to the podcast outro was just
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: our warm up to the show, and we put it
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: out in podcasts form and the podcast numbers came out today.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, biggest in the world again.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, unbelievable. Numbers in fact, actually unbelievable. They've been reviewed.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I just got an email about they've been reviewed because
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: I seem too high.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Seriously.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just jealousy though, Yeah, trying to take us
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: down a pig or two men.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, politics, good luck with that. What were we chatting
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: about today, Keezy?
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: I assume you were off on some sort of tangent
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: because today's Clipper is just called racist.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: There was another dud. The thing about it is, Jason,
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: is that you love it when they put the little
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: English subtitles on the foods at the Asian supermarkets. But
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: as soon as they put like moldy names on streets
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: and all that sort of thing, you can blow up.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone should go and listen to that, and you
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: just search Hoduky Big show where you get your podcasts from,
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: comes out every day, so ten to fifteen minutes, and
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: Puck Sun also does a best of the days, a
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: highlights package of the day's radio show too.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff, pretty good stuff.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So today it was just me accusing Jason's been
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: a massive racist and then laughing like a psychopath at
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: my own joke sort of for about ten minutes.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: You know, I joined in Yeah, I said, actually, it's
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: quite funny.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: It was funny.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because clearly I'm not. I mean, clearly I'm not.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't say clearly, but I know deep down, yeah,
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: you're not always racist.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh god, I'm just gonna sort of stand back
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: from this conversation. But I don't feel comfortable.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, neither do I. I mean, I actually value
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: my career keasy, unlike some people that just showed away
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: with random comments on the radio.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Mate the whole actually big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Minogue and.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Keyingsibly on there on the radio. Hod Big showed this
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening. You know what, Margie, we haven't had much
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: gym chat. Are you still doing the gym? I feel
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: like you've sort of abandoned it. No, I'm still doing it. Man,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: you dried up chicken breast.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: No I haven't. You're right, Yeah, you're right, I haven't today,
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: but I'm still doing it. I had a way in
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: this morning, but I'm done with my bulking joshub So
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: now it's time to what does it get shredded for
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: R and V? Sure, so that should take about six weeks,
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: but I'm only probably going to give myself about a month.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: But I've weighed in kezy, how much you can on
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: weighing in it? Brother, I reckon, you had weigh ninety
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: one ninety five kilos in it, which is the heaviest
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: I've ever been in my life. Wow, I've never been
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: so heavy. And last year I think when I did
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: the same thing, I came in at ninety one and
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: roy two and I got down to eighty one far
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: up on the shred, which was too much. I looked, well, yeah,
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: but I won a competition in five hundred bucks, so
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: it was worth a glory sure, and and so this
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: so I'm starting my sheet now, So I'm just going
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: to do a weekly little catch up on how much
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: weight I've managed to lose. But I reckon, I'll probably
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: only get down to about eighty seven. That's still bananas.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: What that's eight Kgs's crazy? How much you wait? Easy?
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: I've weighed ninety slash twenty ninety slash ninety one for
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: the last like six seven years.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: How much ninety one.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: Ninety to ninety one I had? I got a real
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: bad flu about six No, it wouldn't been. It was
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: about four years ago, and I lost ten kg's right,
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: from three days of not being able to eat and
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: just sweating.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you get that back on pretty quick though.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Way I kind of bounce back, like a month later,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I was back to my normal weight.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: So I don't know into the and stuff, but of course.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: That's going to stop soon. Yeah, the ability to start
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: that way. Oh yeah, So I'm speaking to most of it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: What about you, Hordy j I'm seventy two, yes, no,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: but your your weight, not your age.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Seventy two. You've been hovering around there for the you know, yeah,
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: you'd be sort of at an age as that where
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: you wait keeps on going down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: they're sort of shrinking, an't we.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Well, when I think I told you Fellas when I
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: went back to the gym just recently, I was like,
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: I used to be seventy five and then I was
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: seventy and I was like, what the.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where have you lost that from? I don't know.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: I tell you where. I haven't lost it from where
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you on the radio magie.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Well, it hasn't stopped you in the past.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: So but the thing with you, Jason is you walked
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: in today and you know where you staggered and with
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: your sore herp, with your dicky herp, and then you
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: said happy dick, with your happy dick, and you said
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: I haven't eaten anything to say nothing, not not anything.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hadn't. It's a mystery.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: And then for donut, that was bad plan. That was
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: the whole donut.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: The other interesting thing, hoody jay, and you'll know this
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: is that when you had about forty you start losing
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: one percent of your muscle mass. Yeah, and then from
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: forty five about one and a half to two percent
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: of your muscle mass every single year. So when you
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: see the elderly sort of walking along in there and
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: they're all bent over and they're struggling to drag this
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: skeleton around, it's because they don't have enough muscle mass
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: to carry that around. Yeah. So unless you want to
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: end up like and you have no chance of you
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: doing that because out a bit. Yeah, thanks man, But
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: that is an interesting thing, right, So eventually you're just
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: a skeleton with a little bit of muscle.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what someone told me is as as you
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: get a don't don't worry about your fitness and all
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: that jazz. Just make sure you get your strength.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: You keep the muscle, don't worry about musudio, keep your
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: muscle on.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: You might have told me that, yeah, probably.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Yea cardio so yeah same. Oh guys, Hey, Jim Chat,
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: how good.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: The Hdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: And excess there on the radio. Hold urkey big show
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: this Wednesday afternoon. Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: with Mike Minogue?
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people love that. I just watched the more Slow Horses.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, that's all I got to say about. That's great.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Love it the front Mogie.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Eva, Man, that was a shocker.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: You're right, I watched nothing.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Why do you ask? Why do you ask?
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: There was no point.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: We'll see it because of this stuff we talked about
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: earlier with the dogs yea, the fly forks, fireforks.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Seriously, it was just no fireflis.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: So I just spent the whole evening making it. Should
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: you should have put a dog show on, making around
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: up all the dogs and the heaps are back in anyway.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Nah, it was just no point. It was just one
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: of those situations where we just gave up and went,
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: this is stupid. Certainly not wasting this in between with
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: my dog carrying on like a tool in the background.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Ye, what happened to shop again?
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Ah? About one thirty?
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, until you play scrabble or anything like that.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Now we just sat there fuming.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Did you put your skull candies on? Nah? Didn't you?
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know, just I was I was so frustrated
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: and annoyed that I just sat there.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: There was a lot of fireworks last night.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, skyforwks.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'm out West as well. But you know,
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: I feel like now I hear way more fireworks being
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: where I am than anywhere else. I like, I've lived
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: near One Tree Hill in Auckland, which is a bit nicer,
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: I guess traditionally than that West, especially where you are tenfold, Jason,
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be the guy to tell you
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: that Tattoo is far better than wherever you live.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Clean eaton gli eat. It's far than Glyn.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Either way, we're both out West and we're both Yeah,
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: we're proud West.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: I'm never leaving the West.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: If you're trying to find somewhere in the city at
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: the moment, aren't you. Yeah?
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Pretty much Parnell, you were saying, I hate the West?
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: What did you watch Keysy? Last night?
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: I was home alone Lucy and Pugs didn't come around.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: It's just me.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: So I played PlayStation from eight pm until eleven pm
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: and then went to bed.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Good stuff.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: But some playing this game right that Pugs recommended. A minute,
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: hang on, just let me Mike, He goes, So it's
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: this game that he's recommended. It's famously quite a tough game.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: People that nobody of games. It is called Bloodborne from
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: a long time ago. Anyway, when I was at my house,
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: he was like, go up to that part there, and
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: there is a boss that I have never been able
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: to beat that are so tough.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Are you going to situation?
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I went up there.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: You're going to break your bet, You're going to break
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: your arm, petting yourself on the bed because this is
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: the thing.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not about it's patting me on the back.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: I went up there, beat the bars straight away.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Pugs are shit at his favorite game
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: of all time.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't her about do you hear about kezy Man?
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: He's really good at this game.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: And then I made chicken soup and it was the
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: best chicken soup in the world.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I have never said made chicken soup is the best
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: in the world. I'm just saying I make a great
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: chicken soup.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Sorry to be honest. What I actually made was an
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: iced coffee. It was the best iced coffee in the world.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Fellas, I have never seen.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Yes, you have that.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: My ice coffee is are the best in the world. Geezy?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Are they though?
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Who jammed there on the radio Honnkey Big Show this
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening, Fellers, Hey, yeah, good, Hey watched this here
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: about big deck Energy? Keezy?
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: I just had on the office and someone said, are
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: you doing the big deck energy in the show today?
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: What is that?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Again?
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Similarly, I was at the urinal and there's a fellow
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: in there asking me all about.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: It about big deck energy.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: I've heard you've got big deck.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Energy, right you sure you were saying big deck Energy was.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: A big deck but I thought he was. It just
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: sounded like it was related to what we've been doing
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: on the show.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Because obviously we were running big Deck Energy at the
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: moment here on the hdcky big show. Because of course
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: it's not the size of your deck that counts, it's
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: what you do with it.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Can you tell us all about it? Actually?
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Sure, trade tested dot co dot exist that is a
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: great website with a bunch of trade tested products. Anything
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: you can think of that would bloody go well in
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: terms of a trade and also things like on your deck,
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: your backyard di y. They've got you covered all right,
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: and they have put together a prize pack.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: What's in the prospect?
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Hang on, there was a comma. It wasn't a full style.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: I thought you were just riffing and full stop. I
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: use grammar when I'm riffing, right, Sorry, So they've put
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: together a prize pack that will help you get your
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: dick in shape for summer.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Great stuff up to the value of five thousand dollars.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: That's a fair amount of you know, that's a dollar
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: of cast about.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Five what's that value there at the moment, Mogi.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: I think it's plumbert it Actually the New Zealand dollars
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  Speaker 4: gone through the floor. It's with about eight bucks.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: But trade tested dot koto insid is also in New Zealand,
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: so it's probably worth five thousand dollars New Zealand zeal Friday.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Over the next two weeks, we're drawing one deer Kona,
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: awarding them five thousand dollars worth of trade tested products.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: If you are keen, go to Sorry Megie just threw
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: something in my head while I was.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: I just saw that it's very unprofessional.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: If you are keen, here to Hodaki dot co, dot
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: in zid into the air. Also have a look at
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: trade Tested dot koto inside have all we look around
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: actually stuff you might want from the website, which is.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: I love those sort of websites, man, because I love
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: my diy as you know yellow.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're always doing it yourself, Jack.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: I'm always He's an absolute mood today, is it?
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: He is?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: But no, I love that stuff. I'm getting into it.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: I'm always on the Trade Tested website. That's what I'll
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: get on. You know, in the morning you sort of
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: check your sites, you go your Insta there, you won't
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: go a couple of news sites. I will always lead
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: the day with trade tested, right absolutely.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: See the latest stuffy yeah and the Instagram and then
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: yeah yeah yeah yeah. So if you keen trade tested
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: dot cuto and have all we squizz and then head
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: to hudak you dot co dot ins get yourself and
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: the draw. But it does involve you sending us a
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: photo of your dick aka dick pic.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: I believe there's sort of one hundred dollars giveaways too
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: of stuff as well as a nick well or is
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: that just my imagination?
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: Well, if you send in your picture of your dick
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: right and all the details of a dak you dot
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: koto and sending a photo of it if it needs
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: some love, and you could be in the drawer for
• 50:46
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• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Time how good Man Trade, tested, Man Hurdarky.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your the ad bastards. That's your
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Wednesday show, done and dusted. We got through the hump day.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: What's for tea tonight, Maggie?
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Oh tonight. I think I'm probably having another chicken breast,
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: just on its own. So if you're can imagine a
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: white porcelain plate with a white chicks with a little
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: sprinkle of white salt.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, any like rice or broccoli or beans, a bit
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: of white ries.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: No, I can't have any carbs now, I'm off that,
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: but might have some beans. Treat myself. Yeah, good stuff, mate.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: What are you eating tonight, Kezy.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: It's a winking at me, Well say treat myself tonight.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: My wife is home, she's gonna warn but she's actually
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: playing and on APLE.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Tonight, so it's another it's another keezy bachelor now no no, no, no,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: no no no.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: She's got two games on.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: Actually what is quite good because she's going to be
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: making tacos and then I'll get home probably like seven thirty,
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: but she's her game starts at seven thirty, so there'll
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: be tacos there ready to go.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: My wife's tacos? What sorry, what the hell are you?
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: It's all good, mate, it's all good.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Jace.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, what are you having? Man?
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: You can curry tonight? I think fellows. Yeah, and my
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: wife's going to be home so we'll enjoy.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: It to get the rule be going off again as well.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because she will be. I'm guaranteed this will go
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: on for the next week.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Why don't you try just like, do you have a laptop?
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Do you know what a laptoppers?
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: That's what we're going to do. We're going to just
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: watch it on the leg if.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: That works, and close the curtains in the lounge, or
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: however you shut up, you know, close the shutters, whatever
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: you do.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Beatting down the hatches.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, trying to think of how old fashioned houses close.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Up, going to our little underground bunker, that's right.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then just see if that stops it.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a pleasure bring to you the show today.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: It's been all over the place. But make sure you
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: you ge up the Instagram account. Also all my hip
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: just gave me a twang there. Also check out the
• 53:12
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