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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 26th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the rapid nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this question.
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  Speaker 3: Is it lies the Woody Show?
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 4: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 5: M hm.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like, hey, good morning everybody. How's everybody feeling good?
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  Speaker 4: Are you missing Woody wood He's out today.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I'm a little puppy today. Side describe myself.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be back Monday. In the meantime, it is The
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  Speaker 4: Woody Show on a Thursday. It's Greg and Gina Metas,
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  Speaker 4: Hi SeaBASS, Hi Sammy. How are you?
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  Speaker 6: I'm good? How are you?
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing great?
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  Speaker 7: Hi Morgan, Hi, Greg Glory. How goes it good?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 8: Well?
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  Speaker 4: We got a bunch of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I love Craig.
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  Speaker 7: Here's what I'm here at the table.
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  Speaker 4: How you doing today?
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  Speaker 5: Carries what he does?
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  Speaker 4: Not do that. I would like to know how everybody's doing.
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  Speaker 4: Ching check today. We got some headlines for you. We're
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  Speaker 4: going to talk about rent a human, which kind of
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  Speaker 4: freaks me out. We got this week in audio as well.
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  Speaker 4: And Gina, you had some questions.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a couple of questions. I want to
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  Speaker 6: take the temperature of the room. I want you to
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  Speaker 6: text in about this agree or disagree, so on threads,
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  Speaker 6: which is like something I kind of acknowledge but not
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  Speaker 6: really you know, like the side I.
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  Speaker 4: Keep getting ads for that when they say, hey, your
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  Speaker 4: friends are on threads. Do you want to turn them?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: So basically it's a Twitter that's built into Instagram.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I have it. I don't do much with it,
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  Speaker 6: but I always get suggested like content and sometimes I'm
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  Speaker 6: like interesting. So, yes, we're all sick of the phrase boomer.
• 2:08
  Speaker 6: These are quote unquote boomer complaints, which again boomers are
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  Speaker 6: like people in their forties parents, but we're just gonna
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  Speaker 6: say in general, these are boomer complaints. Now, a lot
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  Speaker 6: of these I agree with, and I want to see
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  Speaker 6: if you guys agree this. I have ten of them,
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  Speaker 6: and I want to just do a little bit of
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  Speaker 6: a a little bit of a check the room raptifier
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  Speaker 6: and say, are they onto something or are they just
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  Speaker 6: being you know, a little bitches sore? Disagree, agreer disagree.
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  Speaker 6: Number one, A television series should have twenty to twenty
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  Speaker 6: five episodes per season and be putting out one season
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  Speaker 6: per year. I'm sick of this eight episodes every three years.
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  Speaker 6: Business agree disagree?
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  Speaker 10: Oh you want to have like a break of two
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  Speaker 10: years in between.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, I don't want it, but I do like
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  Speaker 11: shorter seasons.
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  Speaker 12: We talked about this the other day, Like the British shows,
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  Speaker 12: they're just better made.
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  Speaker 6: Because you don't want to because just don't have all
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  Speaker 6: this filler stiller and the flower.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think there's two parts is yes, I don't
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  Speaker 8: like the three year gap gap right at the same time,
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  Speaker 8: the only reason they had twenty three episodes a year
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  Speaker 8: is just because they had time to fill.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 7: It's sort of the reason why we have a four
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  Speaker 7: hour radio shit.
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  Speaker 6: Somebody who is currently rewatching Lost, I can tell you
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  Speaker 6: the filler and the lack of plot goes off the
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  Speaker 6: rails for like four episode.
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  Speaker 8: For folks who the younger gen Z types like myself,
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  Speaker 8: we don't realize get it yet. We don't realize that
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  Speaker 8: for the up until you know, HBO really changed things.
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  Speaker 8: In the early two thousands, TV was largely panned and
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  Speaker 8: thought of as a lesser art form. It's it's I
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  Speaker 8: would say, maybe as.
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  Speaker 7: Or even more important movies.
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  Speaker 10: I don't go on the amount of episodes, it can
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  Speaker 10: be whatever, but the breaks in between absolutely hate because
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  Speaker 10: I don't even remember that ye have.
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  Speaker 11: To wait three years if there's only ten episodes.
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  Speaker 10: Also, some shows people be dying, dying, you know in
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  Speaker 10: real life.
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  Speaker 8: You know, well Morgan, you say that, but then things
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  Speaker 8: like Game of Thrones or Curby your enthusiasm will put
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  Speaker 8: out there eight or ten episodes.
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  Speaker 7: Then it'll be two years.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm Game of Thrones a stupid I like the
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  Speaker 12: longer seasons.
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  Speaker 13: I want the twenty five episodes.
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  Speaker 14: I hate that I am enjoying a show so much
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  Speaker 14: and then it's over within a day because I already
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  Speaker 14: watched all the episodes.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you're binging, it's a big problem.
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  Speaker 4: Especially nowadays with streaming like Heated rob Rivalry for example.
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  Speaker 4: You watch that and I thought, wait, that was the
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  Speaker 4: last episode of the season. Oh really it was only
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  Speaker 4: I think five? Maybe I just saw like three Wieners.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah for more hardcore.
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  Speaker 6: Hockey se Okay, well let's move on, because boy do
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  Speaker 6: I agree with this, And I don't think anyone's gonna
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  Speaker 6: be shocked because it involves tech that is too complicated
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  Speaker 6: for me. Uh sobd He says, I'm not using the
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  Speaker 6: Kiosk to order food. Take my damn order in person.
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  Speaker 6: I have never once done the McDonald's kiosk correctly, I
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  Speaker 6: hate it. I don't know how to do it. I
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  Speaker 6: feel like my my hand doesn't even register, Like the
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  Speaker 6: monitor doesn't even know I'm real, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would prefer human. I would prefer parking and
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  Speaker 4: going in over a drive through.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that's.
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  Speaker 10: Faster the kiosk all day, Like I've mastered the kiosks
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  Speaker 10: and I can whip right through it. The only thing
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  Speaker 10: is they're bringing that hole. Would you like to make
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  Speaker 10: a donation thing and.
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  Speaker 7: To the kiosk? Yeah, And I'm like, I don't want
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  Speaker 7: that dog. Where's the skipp I mentioned this?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, the airport gets you know, get a SODI now?
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  Speaker 8: Is six or seven steps?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: It's how many bags you want to do?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Do you have a.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Like what the hell?
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  Speaker 4: Counterproductive?
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  Speaker 10: And I've told you I've run into this issue recently
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  Speaker 10: with the airpot airport kiosks, which I do love.
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  Speaker 7: But added to what he just said, the.
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  Speaker 10: Workers that are just walking around in the store now
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  Speaker 10: they walk up to you and like help me with
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  Speaker 10: the kiosks, Like, no, I don't need help, man, like
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  Speaker 10: you you're slowing down my process.
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  Speaker 6: Of getting through the GI That's why I'm standing in
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  Speaker 6: your computer and not the cash. Ready.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm a I'm a young gen z or just.
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  Speaker 6: Like I basically Jen Alpha, and I know how.
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  Speaker 7: To use a computer.
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  Speaker 8: But like, how about all the olds let's going to
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  Speaker 8: like the restaurant kiosks.
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  Speaker 6: I find them to be I think delightful.
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  Speaker 8: I think they're they're fifty to fifty because it gives
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  Speaker 8: me more time if I and I can like customize
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  Speaker 8: things and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, they do have like I don't want to
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  Speaker 6: sign in with my McDonald's.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Well how about this?
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  Speaker 10: What about if you're at a really classy sit down
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  Speaker 10: restaurant and they have a little mini kiosk on your table?
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  Speaker 11: Okay, I love that too.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, at like the fast casual. Yeah, and then they
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  Speaker 6: have games on it?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 6: This one, if Greg, this is this has you written
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  Speaker 6: all over it, because I believe you've bitched about this
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  Speaker 6: multiple times. I should not have to rent or buy
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  Speaker 6: a movie on Prime when I'm already paying for the subscription.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I bought things on Prime so that it's always there,
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  Speaker 4: because movies don't live on there forever.
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  Speaker 6: Right, But I thought this would be more like you
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  Speaker 6: on a flight, Like I already paid to get on
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  Speaker 6: the plane. Why am I paying for a seat like
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  Speaker 6: I already paid for the subscription? Why am I paying again?
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  Speaker 6: All a cart style?
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  Speaker 4: For some reason, I find this to be different than
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  Speaker 4: a flight. I agree, what you book a flight and
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  Speaker 4: then they email you, oh, now it's time to pick
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  Speaker 4: your seat. If it wasn't a seat on a plane exactly, but.
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  Speaker 8: This one speaking of what you remember when you used
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  Speaker 8: to have to pay for movies on planes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Remember? Does anybody else remember the phone in the head rest?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: You slide your credit card through it to use it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the phone phone?
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  Speaker 14: I thought you're talking about how they have you put
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  Speaker 14: your phone upmore an actual ring ring.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, which is so obnoxious because they go out of
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  Speaker 8: their way now to tell you you cannot take calls
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  Speaker 8: phone or video calls. Ast FA regulations, I believe, But
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  Speaker 8: they used to.
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  Speaker 7: They used to encourage it.
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  Speaker 6: They did charge a fifty exactly. That's why. All right,
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  Speaker 6: here's one I gave you my resume. Why am I
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  Speaker 6: filling in boxes about my work history online? I totally
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  Speaker 6: agree with that. It's like you have a resume, you
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  Speaker 6: spend all this time on it, and then you go
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  Speaker 6: through the same thing when you're filling out an application,
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  Speaker 6: you put it all in again, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I just don't believe that they even read any of
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  Speaker 10: that stuff anymore.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think so the resume or the.
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  Speaker 10: Resume or the application applications.
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  Speaker 11: Every time I applied for a job, I just feel like,
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  Speaker 11: go straight in the trash.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they do that at doctor's offices too.
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  Speaker 4: Before you go in, you're supposed to fill out the
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  Speaker 4: template thing, and then you go in and they still have.
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  Speaker 7: To ask you all already have Let's not skip over
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  Speaker 7: what we just heard there. Every time I apply for
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  Speaker 7: a job, Morgan, Morgan, are you blind?
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  Speaker 11: I've been saying I need money?
• 8:45
  Speaker 7: What are you doing selling feet stuff?
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  Speaker 16: Oh?
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  Speaker 11: I saw another pair of socks yesterday?
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  Speaker 6: And did we make did we make sure that the
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  Speaker 6: price was right?
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  Speaker 3: We didn't.
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  Speaker 11: Standard?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, girl, you do you man? You take care of business.
• 9:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's all about who you know, network is your
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  Speaker 10: net worth? And then also, uh, it's just where are
• 9:08
  Speaker 10: the people that go find jobs for you? Well, no,
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  Speaker 10: there's another recruiters, recruiter.
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  Speaker 12: But then don't they take like twenty percent of your
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  Speaker 12: salary once you get the job.
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  Speaker 6: No recruiters, No, I think they have the deal with
• 9:20
  Speaker 6: the company. Yeah, theyshed with recruit Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Recruiters are the ish.
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  Speaker 6: All right. Well, hey, remember the good old days when
• 9:28
  Speaker 6: you bought a phone and it came with a charging
• 9:30
  Speaker 6: cable and the brick and the headphones. Somebody, and I'm
• 9:34
  Speaker 6: with them, would really like to bring that back. You
• 9:36
  Speaker 6: get nothing now, well, I don't know. Maybe you see
• 9:39
  Speaker 6: bass and his android's surprised.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Now the companies they're saying it's their reducing waste. Yeah,
• 9:44
  Speaker 6: because when you got a phone, it cass.
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  Speaker 12: You're right, because I got one a couple months ago
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  Speaker 12: and I had to buy a separate package that had
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  Speaker 12: all of that other crap in it.
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  Speaker 6: It's complete bullish.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Uh, this one says, I don't. I totally agree. I
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  Speaker 6: don't need my appliances to be that smart. The dumb
• 9:59
  Speaker 6: ones actually work. Bat I agree that talk to me
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  Speaker 6: just toast my bread?
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  Speaker 10: No, I wanted to have all the options. I want
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  Speaker 10: to be able to, like toast my bread from my bed.
• 10:10
  Speaker 10: Let's talk about your fridge, menace. So you have a
• 10:12
  Speaker 10: your fridge has a TV and then the Alexa and
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  Speaker 10: my calendar and then photos.
• 10:20
  Speaker 6: Of my dog that can put on it, and it.
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  Speaker 10: Tells you when you need milk, Yeah, in the fridge
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  Speaker 10: through the camera.
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  Speaker 6: That kind of what platform, Like you would you say TV?
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  Speaker 6: Was it like Amazon?
• 10:29
  Speaker 10: Or it's a Samsung. It's a Samsung fridge, so has
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  Speaker 10: like Samsung TV. But it has like all the channels
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  Speaker 10: on that. So you open apps within like you'd open
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  Speaker 10: Netflix within your.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I don't have Netflix.
• 10:42
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of YouTube going on it, Like we
• 10:45
  Speaker 6: have to tell kids to get away from the fridge,
• 10:47
  Speaker 6: like stop watching the fridge. Yeah, yeah, it absolutely.
• 10:52
  Speaker 10: Oh and then you can stream the Woody Show podcasts
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  Speaker 10: on it. iHeartRadio app exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I just think if you have a washer and dryer
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  Speaker 4: and it's hooked up to your like it's connected to
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  Speaker 4: your app, and it tells you when your laundry is done,
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: Like if you're that ignorant and naive and move.
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  Speaker 10: Everybody lives in a micro apartment like you Greg, like
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  Speaker 10: we might be on the West End.
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  Speaker 3: Is done.
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  Speaker 7: I forgot how long?
• 11:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because we don't know how long time is.
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  Speaker 6: You can't hear a buzzer, all right, what about I
• 11:25
  Speaker 6: actually hadn't thought about this. Why are the headlights and
• 11:28
  Speaker 6: cars getting so damn bright on every new car?
• 11:30
  Speaker 11: Ohther xenon lights or something. There's a specific type of
• 11:34
  Speaker 11: light Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't noticed.
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  Speaker 11: I disagree with and they're kind of blue ey're less?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you're right. This one says, for the love
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  Speaker 6: of God, will someone regulate the damn sound on TV
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  Speaker 6: shows and movies?
• 11:46
  Speaker 8: Like we talked about that recently. That's the thing. There
• 11:48
  Speaker 8: is a there has been an act, the Calm Act
• 11:52
  Speaker 8: or whatever.
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  Speaker 10: It was, Yeah, because they would make the ads TV. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: and then there's so much balance with the audio. And
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  Speaker 10: this has been a thing since twenty twelve.
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  Speaker 6: Well, and it's not just the sound, remember because I
• 12:06
  Speaker 6: thought my TV was on the Friends where I was
• 12:08
  Speaker 6: going blind. Everyone everyone was complaining about the last episode
• 12:10
  Speaker 6: of Game of Thrones, how things are getting darker. It's
• 12:13
  Speaker 6: hard to GE's physically.
• 12:14
  Speaker 7: Hard to show natural.
• 12:17
  Speaker 10: That's why I natural lighting issue that's been happening with
• 12:21
  Speaker 10: like the Walking Dead, And I.
• 12:21
  Speaker 8: Will say, well, this does apply is on like pot
• 12:25
  Speaker 8: for one podcast Menace, but also YouTube videos so like
• 12:28
  Speaker 8: you all my like for instance, Card Knarks videos, they're
• 12:31
  Speaker 8: they're at max volume, they are normalized to the top
• 12:34
  Speaker 8: to peak. But then I'll click from that to a
• 12:37
  Speaker 8: different video and it'll be Yeah.
• 12:39
  Speaker 7: It's terrible.
• 12:40
  Speaker 10: All all the podcasting world, dude, people do not know
• 12:43
  Speaker 10: how to record commercials or make commercials because the podcast
• 12:46
  Speaker 10: will be at an awesome level and then they get
• 12:49
  Speaker 10: to the commercial and it's just like you can.
• 12:51
  Speaker 7: Not even hear it. No one's you know, check in quality. Yeah, no,
• 12:54
  Speaker 7: no at all.
• 12:55
  Speaker 6: Well there's two more in there, both about manners, so uh,
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  Speaker 6: definitely curious to see what you think the Being from
• 13:01
  Speaker 6: the Midwest, I couldn't agree more. And I always do
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: it in reverse. If I let you merge into traffic,
• 13:06
  Speaker 6: I better get my little wave, I better get my
• 13:09
  Speaker 6: thank you wave, agree, and I always do. There's nothing
• 13:12
  Speaker 6: not that big of a deal A quick wave thank
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  Speaker 6: you yep. And finally, when I walk up in your establishment,
• 13:17
  Speaker 6: you better greet me or at least acknowledge that I exist.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bitch.
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  Speaker 14: I walked into a place yesterday to get food to order.
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  Speaker 14: Not only was there nobody there getting food, I.
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  Speaker 13: Didn't see an employee in sight, so I just walked out.
• 13:29
  Speaker 14: There was no one at the register, there was no
• 13:31
  Speaker 14: one I could order with, and so how long I
• 13:33
  Speaker 14: am going to stick around for and expect that the
• 13:34
  Speaker 14: food is going to be good?
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  Speaker 6: That's a really good point. Maybe they're busy toiling over
• 13:38
  Speaker 6: the food and that.
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So why do all these businesses hate money?
• 13:44
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 13:44
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm glad we got that figured out, and I'm
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: glad you guys told us if you agree or disagree,
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: because I think most of these are pretty spawn on.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: Boomers like to complain. Well, that too, unlike myself. That's right,
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  Speaker 4: we got more a Woody show coming up next. Don't
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: go anywhere.
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  Speaker 7: The wood Show will be right back. What's up, podcast listeners?
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  Speaker 2: A Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: It's a Thursday morning on the Woodie Show. Welcome back
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  Speaker 4: to it. Yeah, I'm gonna take a look at a
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: few entertainment related items. I wanted to start though, because
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: I thought this was surprising and I feel like they
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: always have the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: nominations coming out like it just seems like it's a
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: year round thing. But this time around, Yeah, ongoing thinking
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: that is for the first time ever as a solo artist,
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Phil Collins has been nominated for the Rock and Roll Holidays.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: He do? What did he do?
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: I had the same question, Yeah, you just faded away
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: into nothing.
• 15:29
  Speaker 15: No.
• 15:30
  Speaker 10: I always think like, Okay, Phil Collins, I know him
• 15:32
  Speaker 10: as solo artists, but I totally forget.
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: What in the air tonight was a solo Phil Collins.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: Right, and all the all the songs from Tarzan, So
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: that's what I know.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: I always forget that he was in Genesis but no Genesis.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: No Jacket required.
• 15:49
  Speaker 8: Fun fact, he is one of only three musicians Paul
• 15:52
  Speaker 8: McCartney Michael Jackson being the other two to sell over
• 15:54
  Speaker 8: one hundred million records in both a group and as
• 15:57
  Speaker 8: a solo.
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  Speaker 7: Sounds deserved.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, another fun fact, Phil Collins, No Jacket Required. Look,
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: the first thing I ever bought on CD. Oh my god,
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: I love that album. And then for the third time nominated.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: I think this band is mega overrated Oasis.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: I think I've made my feelings clear that I couldn't
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: agree more.
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: Rules, Greg, I understand why you would say that, but
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: just having gotten to the tour last year, they their
• 16:27
  Speaker 8: fans are completely like over the top, Yeah, you know,
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: like the worst. I assume Taylor Swift level, like if
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: Taylor Swift could be channeled into forty five year old
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: British guys.
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and I will.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: Give them this though. When I've heard people cover their songs,
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: I suddenly like the song, so I think it is
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: personal maybe.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: And then Mariah Carey, apparently for the third time other
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: nominees this time around Jeff Buckley in Excess, Melissa Ethridge,
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Wu Tang Clan, Luther Vandros, Lauren Hill, Shakira and Pink
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: and then nominated before and now again not necessarily three times.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: Black Crow was Billy Idol, Iron Maiden and Joy Division
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Slash New Orders.
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: When does that just get embarrassing where you just keep
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: getting nominated?
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I don't think it would ever be Susan Luci.
• 17:10
  Speaker 10: You were just Ria Carrey for the third time.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: Noted rock Riah here.
• 17:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they just can't change it. Hold on, Mariah Carey
• 17:20
  Speaker 10: did have an alternative album that the label wouldn't let
• 17:23
  Speaker 10: her release because they thought it was too off brand.
• 17:27
  Speaker 10: Now you can find some of it online.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: And that's what she's nominated.
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: She's saying like she could do it. Someone's ugly daughter,
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: at least under the band named name chick Yep.
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: Look it up. Think you think that's a fun fun fact?
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: That is a fun fact. I want more from Manice,
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: What do you guys?
• 17:49
  Speaker 10: Well, something that we both love Greg is some baling.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Out loud, out.
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: Loud, A young woman with a trust syndrome who happens
• 18:03
  Speaker 10: to have a show on HBO.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Max happened. Fun she's funny, she's got a good attitude.
• 18:08
  Speaker 10: I first discovered her on social media, but she's been
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: able to make the leap to primetime television.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Should and she.
• 18:15
  Speaker 10: Went, no, no, She actually has come to the defense
• 18:19
  Speaker 10: of that one guy that was at the batht.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: Or to you know, what did he do?
• 18:25
  Speaker 10: He said the N word a couple of times as
• 18:27
  Speaker 10: a couple actors came out.
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: That would be Michael B.
• 18:29
  Speaker 10: Jordan and Delroy Lindo.
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: It was funny if he actually said the like the
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: phrase the N word. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 10: So she came to the defense and said, hey, these
• 18:40
  Speaker 10: are involuntary, there's nothing behind it. But you know, I
• 18:44
  Speaker 10: don't know if you saw that post by Jamie fox
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: he said he meant those words.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: So, well, here's the thing. The guy wasn't just some
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: random guy. They were he was the subject of one
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: of the doctor series. But then everyone else is saying,
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: if that's even remotely a possibility, maybe stay home watch
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: it on TV.
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: What what would he have if?
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: Okay, let's take Jamie Foxx's expert analysis at face value.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: What would be the gain? Like the dude who's international condemnation? Yeah,
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: for an Award show.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, nobody's like, you know, it's about time somebody.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: Yelled at like what he's brave? Yeah, but did you
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: see the follow up on this?
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: We didn't actually discuss this on the show that that
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: that wasn't live what air.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: They could have taken it, They could have taken.
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: It out, but guess what, they didn't want to defend.
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: They didn't want to offend the Trette's.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Community, Right, they took out other stuff.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but they said slip by.
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: Them, Yeah, just slip by Okay.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: But Balen has said stuff at the worst possible times,
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: and it's not airports.
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: I got a gun.
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: Tot's not malicious, not saying the racist stuff. At least
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: that doesn't end up on the show.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: She's got some decent editors.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, she does, Gina, what do you got?
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Okay? Well, things are coming out now about SNL's one
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: thousandth episode that went down backstage and according to some
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: anonymous sources they do not want their names named. Cardi
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: B was getting ready to perform when she overheard weekend Update.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: They were rehearsing a joke about Nicki Minaj and her
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: you know, political ties now with Trump and even though
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: the joke had nothing to do with Cardi B. And
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: it wasn't like praising Nicki Minaj. She freaked out and
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: she said she got really they she got really upset
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: because she didn't want to hear about nick Minaj because
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: of their beef, and people say it escalated. She started
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: threatening to leave. She damaged some equipment allegedly through her
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: phone at a monitor and broke it allegedly, and the
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: damage equipment had to be replaced all by the dress rehearsal,
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: and then it left everyone super freaked out and they
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: cut the joke from the show.
• 20:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I kind of understand why Cardi B wouldn't want
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: that because of the beef that they have with each other,
• 20:54
  Speaker 10: her and Cardi her and Nicki Minaj constantly going back
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: and forth. And Cardi B's there to perform, so guess
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: what happens. They're gonna make a joke about Nicki Minaj
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: and Cardi B is gonna be there, So it's guilty
• 21:07
  Speaker 10: by association that she was somehow maybe part of it,
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: or even Nicki Minaj was even mentioned while she was performing.
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: Because this is what they do, dude, more cash for ads.
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: They're gonna make this fake drama on all the social
• 21:21
  Speaker 10: media pages or on blogs and say, uh, this Nicki
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: Minaj joke was mentioned while Cardi B was there, So
• 21:28
  Speaker 10: it would have been all about this Nicki Minaj joke,
• 21:31
  Speaker 10: not about her.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: Perf't go to these websites.
• 21:33
  Speaker 10: So I know, I know, but our our whole stupid
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: social media is consumed by fake, made up crap like this.
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: And I could see she could. She would have the
• 21:43
  Speaker 10: foresight that it wouldn't even be about a performance. It
• 21:45
  Speaker 10: would have been about the joke she's playing, or at
• 21:50
  Speaker 10: least somebody around deal with internet drama on a daily basis.
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: As unsmart you think Cardi B is, I guarantee you
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: she would have had the foresight that this would have
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: happened that way.
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: I will take up that guarantee and we'll see about
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: that there. Okay, next time I talked to Cardi, I'll
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: ask her.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: But go for it.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: But superb analysis there. I mean, I see what you're saying.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: It would have been all about that.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: I think that maybe that would have been a happy accident,
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: and she's just easily upset. I don't want to hear
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: that bitch's name.
• 22:21
  Speaker 14: Jeh.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: We've witnessed stuff like that firsthand. Yeah, we got to
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: take a quick break and then we'll come back with
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: the holidays and the birthdays here on the Woody Show.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Really well, we have a lot to get to today.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: Of course, we have trending news headlines, we have this
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: weekend audio, and then coming up next hour, we have
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: a five pack of passes to the Woody Show After
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Hours Takeover at Disney California Adventure Parks. It's going to.
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: Be so good.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: And we have additional chances as well, because we're going
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: to be out and about basically between now and the takeover. So, Gina,
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: you and I are going to be at the Albertsons
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: in Testin this Sunday noon to two additional chances to
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: get in on that guest list for the after Hours
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: takeover at Disney California Adventure Park.
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: Come give us hugs and win sometimes do whose do.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: And welcome back to the Thursday Morning What do you Show? What?
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: He will be back Monday. We did things kind of
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: in reverse order. Yeah, we got to tell you about
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: the holidays today, which Sea Bass said, we can't skip.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: It's Carpadim Day, which is redundant because seize the Day
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Day Day Day, Sea Bass introduced a girl to engineering Day.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: That's what I've been trying to do. I've been exactly
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: to implant it in, trying to bread the word. It's
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: National Toast Day and it's a National Thermost Bottle Day
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: for Sammy your birthdays today. I think he's underrated. Michael Bowdon.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: Love that he's totally gotten in on comedy the last
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: decade and a half roll. One of his songs was
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: our Love is a Wonderful Thing was playing at our wedding.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: It's super Fun's.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Sweet Well, he's seventy three. Erica Badu fifty five today.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Nate Russ, the singer for that band Fun, is forty four.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know this person, but Taylor Dooley from Lava
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Girl and Shark Boy Lava Girl h thirty three rip.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: And then you got to NFL Hall of Fame running
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: back Marshall Falk he is fifty three today. And then
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: your porn of birthday, Giselle Blanco, Okay, Giselle Blanco. This
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Birthday Girl sucks harder and longer than a foreign film
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: with subtitled It's been in four hundred and ten fine
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: adult movies, including something. I'm always in nude and in
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: the mood nic. She was in an overly flirty prospective
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: home buyer. I would love to see that. Don't tell
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: my mom we're banging her man, okay. And then this
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: one's just a vibe. She was in that movie that
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: you probably saw, Vibin and Squirtin. She's Vibin and Squirtan.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: What do you do today?
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Vi?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: And of course we can't forget her fine role in
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Busty and Horny. Giselle Blanco rocks her doctor's world.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: Yes she does.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Jiselle Blanco. She is twenty seven today. So let's look
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: at your your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: all these fine holidays that will be celebrating today. It
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: is the Woody Show, yea, it is the Woody Show,
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: but we are Woody Lists today. He'll be back on Monday.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: But in the meantime, it's Greg Gory and Gina. Hi
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: got menace? Hi? What's up everybody? What's up? Menas seabasses here?
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Sammy's here?
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: Hello?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Gina has your headlines?
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: Make sure to do well. Four people on a speedboat
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: that was registered in the US were killed after things
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: went super sideways off the coast of Cuba. Cuban officials
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: say the boat came into their waters started opening fire.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: Border guards fired back. Six other people on the boat
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: were injured. One Cuban officer was hurt. Cuba says the
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: boat was registered in Florida and that the ten people
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: on the boat were Cuban residents living in the US
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: who are armed and planning what officials describe as a
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: terrorist attack. The six survivors are now being held in Cuba,
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: and authority say a lot of the boat had a
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: lot of criminal history. The US government. They're not putting
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: any details on it yet, but that's what's going on there.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: None of it makes sense at all, trying to take
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: off for Cuba.
• 26:10
  Speaker 13: What's wrong on?
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, people tried from time to time.
• 26:12
  Speaker 10: Remember I put the prediction that the Cuba and America
• 26:16
  Speaker 10: we're gonna be cool.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: At some point, we're gonna be buddies. Yeah, we're gonna
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: be buds. I'm hoping as long.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: As they start letting cruise ships back in, it's fine. Well,
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: new documents show that Jeffrey Epstein went to a lot
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: of trouble to hide evidence of his crimes. You guys,
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: are you shocked by that? No, investigators say, his lawyers
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: had and private investigators got rid of computers, phone books,
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: explicit materials from his place in Palm Beach right before
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: a police raid in two thousand and five, so prosecutors
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: never got to see him. So basically he managed to
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: keep a lot of evidence.
• 26:46
  Speaker 17: I'm surprised about this because somebody got to have pictures
• 26:49
  Speaker 17: and emails and.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: So they got rid of more.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly terrible.
• 26:54
  Speaker 10: I learned about himselves, like this is no way this
• 26:57
  Speaker 10: is true, but I it is true. I looked it
• 26:59
  Speaker 10: up that I learned it from Charlottage the God and
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: Andrew Schultz. They have a podcast called Brilliant Idiots, and
• 27:05
  Speaker 10: they go, did you know that there was three hundred
• 27:08
  Speaker 10: and thirty barrels of acid sent to the island like
• 27:12
  Speaker 10: the day he got, you know, popped by the FBI.
• 27:17
  Speaker 10: What what would they need all that acid for? Like
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: the craziest weekend They were trying to they were trying
• 27:23
  Speaker 10: to say, I mean on that side, they were trying
• 27:26
  Speaker 10: to say it was for like water sanitation stuff, and go,
• 27:29
  Speaker 10: it just happens to be a coincidence that it.
• 27:31
  Speaker 14: Shows acid the drug, right, Like acid acid actual acid.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: No, that's what I was thinking. To have a great weekend,
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: like literally just to like Distinegoget.
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: You know, Okay, have you tried acid Toammy?
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: No?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: No?
• 27:46
  Speaker 10: Do you know what acid looks like? Like the drug acid?
• 27:48
  Speaker 10: It's little tabs, three hundred and thirty barrels. Would that
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: populate the world?
• 27:54
  Speaker 13: Understand a good time?
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: So I was clarifying, Sammy, thank you for clarifying for me.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: And now Bill and Hillary Clinton are facing lawmakers this
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: week over their ties to Epstein. The Clintons are scheduled
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: to participate in closed door depositions with the House Oversight
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: Committee in New York. After negotiations on this for months.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: Hillary is supposed to appear today. Bill's supposed to appear tomorrow.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: And here's a fun fact for you. Bill's deposition will
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: be the first time a former president has appeared in
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: front of congressional panels since Gerald Ford, Oh in nineteen
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: eighty three.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hillary's saying she doesn't recall meeting Jeffrey Epstein.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: Well, and that's the funniest thing. I was talking about
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: this comedian who says, like, for people who don't know Epstein,
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: there's a lot of people that would just stand around
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: at parties apparently be like, I don't know this guy,
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: I don't want to know. I've got to get a
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: picture with him. So many people have pictures with their
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: arms around this guy, biggest smile ever permegrant on their face.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: And we haven't talked about it in a while, and
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: I mean, I guess there's a good reason for that.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: But the Feds conducted what looks like a final sweep
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: of Nancy Guthrie's Tucson home yesterday. They spent hours combing
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: the property before just giving it back to the family.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: This is a move that a lot of people are
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: seeing as a sign that investigators are just they're just exhausted.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: They've exhausted their leads. Nancy's been missing since February first,
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: no suspects have been publicly idd, and the investigation has
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: just really slowed down. Authorities are still analyzing for forensic
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: evidence and they're keeping the case open technically, but the
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: lack of breakthroughs just seems like, you know, this is
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: a dead end.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: There was a lot of talk about this suv that
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: pulled up to the house yesterday and it was completely
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: blocked out, so they thought maybe it was a family
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: member or a key witness or something along those lines.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: But the FBI themselves, they had an analyst saying they
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: probably it was probably Savannah.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Well yeah, and this is so crazy because for someone
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: who consumes as much true crime as me and who
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: really believes, like, I can't do anything illegal, because all
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: these stories tell me I will get caught eventually. What's
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: going on? Everyone eventually gets caught? Like, why are there
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: no leads?
• 30:04
  Speaker 13: There's a video. It's strange that there's no leads, but
• 30:06
  Speaker 13: there's still like a ring camera video.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: Dude, Yeah, totally yeah, but still yeah, you could tell
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: a lot by somebody's shifty eyes.
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: He was average, heighten, bild.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: Guys come on the hood, he find him. He got
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: exactly well. At a recent Gates Foundation town hall, Bill
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: Gates apologized to employees for his past association with Jeffrey
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: Epstein and said that continuing to spend time with him
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: was quote a huge mistake. Was a couple of ds
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: and some secret meds. He also acknowledged that, while married
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: to Melinda French Gates, he had two extramarital affairs with
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Russian women. One was a bridge player and one was
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: a nuclear physicist. It's all good girl.
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: At least that's that's like on brand for Bill Gates,
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: a professional professional bridge player.
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: Now are we talking about bridges or the game? You
• 30:56
  Speaker 10: know what the bridget.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Bridge?
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: Gates insisted he had no involvement with any of Epstein's victims.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: He says he regrets that he ever had ties to
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Epstein and how that's affected his foundation and his staff.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: But again, he just kept denying any criminal wrongdoing.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: Sammy says, looking at his wife, who blames him.
• 31:21
  Speaker 10: What cool, Sammy, Yeah, that's Sammy.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: I hate that expression. You can't make this stuff up.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: It's so perfect that he had an affair with a bridge.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: Bridge player and nuclear business.
• 31:37
  Speaker 13: Well, there's professional chess players.
• 31:41
  Speaker 10: What the professional There was a comedian that had a
• 31:44
  Speaker 10: line that I thought was pretty funny. He goes, I
• 31:46
  Speaker 10: have to apologize to a lot of conspiracy theorists.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: Well, there's a new fad that I'm guessing Menace is
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: aware of because of what are the real housewives of
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: Mormon wives?
• 31:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the secret lives of the Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: This is awesome.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: This is something I'm sure you've heard of now for
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: a while. Dirty Soda. Yeah, it's basically just flavored syrups
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: with like cream or milk. It's soweeping the country, especially
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: in places that are more influenced by the Church of
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: Latter day Saints, since those are places we're drinking coffee
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: and alcohol are way less normal. But of course started
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: in Utah and has spread to a bunch more states.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: People are putting their own twist on it. Bars are
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: putting their own twist on it since it's very customized.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: But it's literally just syrup and cream.
• 32:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's basically another word for it as mocktails. And
• 32:31
  Speaker 10: we've kind of talked about this before, like, yeah, they
• 32:34
  Speaker 10: taste great, but I'm not going to spend the same
• 32:36
  Speaker 10: amount of money that I would spend on a Long Island. Actually,
• 32:40
  Speaker 10: these kind of sodas.
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: These I see these on menus, like the drinks menu.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: I'm like, what are you insane?
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Kids menu?
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're good, don't.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: Get me wrong with these basically egg creams like from
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: New York, like soda water cream and flavoring.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like the Italian sodas.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so if you're going to order one of these
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: dirty sodas, what would that go for?
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: Sometimes watch the Dragon Bucks or more.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, that's a no.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Dog, that's a dog. That's a that's a make it
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: at home. Yeah.
• 33:08
  Speaker 10: Also, if you watch the Secret Lives of Mormon wives,
• 33:11
  Speaker 10: they have like straight up parties and they're getting wild
• 33:14
  Speaker 10: on soda.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, all that sugar.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: Well, speaking of getting wild, Andy Dick has been spotted
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: looking pretty frail and being pushed around in a wheelchair
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: in Los Angeles. And this is just days after leaving
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: a fifty day stint in rehab. He looked very thin,
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: a little unsteady, okay, and you guys, people are worried
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: about his health. Oh no, So this new push to
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: get him sober comes after, you know, we talked about
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: in December that viral video that showed him collapsed on
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: some steps in Hollywood. A witness said that Dick had
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: turned blue, he looked lifeless. Paramedics, yeah, gave him a
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: bunch of dar can. Maybe I should have worded that differently.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: After about ten minutes, they said, he stood up, acted
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: like nothing happened. And he's been in and out of
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: rehab for years and also admits quite freely that quote,
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: I don't mind doing a little crack every.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Now, right. He's not a quitter.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's no quitters.
• 34:04
  Speaker 10: Every time he's in the news, I beg for us
• 34:07
  Speaker 10: to call him because I have his number.
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: That I begged for us to literally give him a
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: place to stay live.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: Stream I forgot he already does that. He's already done
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: a whole How many days was he being live streamed?
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: And that like trailer?
• 34:20
  Speaker 10: Well he did, uh yeah, he did that trailer and
• 34:23
  Speaker 10: then something having got in trouble for that. But also
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: remember Quibi, that little video app. Oh yeah, he did
• 34:30
  Speaker 10: a show on there. Well they were basically like doing
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: cribs and he was living in a shed with like
• 34:34
  Speaker 10: one of his.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: And this is how you know home shows are mega fake.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: He was on an episode of Celebrity House Hunters. Oh
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: so go my budgets? Yeah, you know, three million or whatever.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: I'm okayse or of actual shed, yeah exactly. And speaking
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: of wheelchairs, Yeah, I made I don't want to say
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: a mistake by watching it, but I watched Famous Last
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Words with Eric Days, Oh so good.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: How long was it?
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: It's about fifty minutes.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: Like almost an hour five zero.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: The entire time. I definitely cried at the end. You
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: definitely cried at certain points during it. The host of
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: that show, Brad Falchuk, I have no reference on him,
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: is an author. He was fantastic Brad.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: That name sounds very familiar, so he.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Kind of looks familiar too. But he's a great interview.
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: Did they have it from anybody else or just him?
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: So far?
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: He famous last words.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: I had watched Eric excuse me, Eric Dane, and then
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Jane Goodall there's.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: An episode with her on Netflix. On Netflix is the
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: premise that, Hey, we know you're going to die, so
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: we're going to talk to you.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: It's yeah, kind of with Eric Danes. Obviously, it's more
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: obvious because he was ill. With Jane Goodall, she was
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: just really old. But the whole point is he sits
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: down with him, and he's honest with him, saying, we're
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: going to talk now, and this is going to be
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: not aired until you've passed away, so they're aware of it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: That's the and they kind of he reads their bio.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: They go through their life, they talk about their history,
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: they talk about their feelings, they talk about their impact
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: on the world, and then he leaves. Inside the room,
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: there's robotic cameras, there's no other humans in the room.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: He leaves and then they look directly at the camera
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: to give their famous last words.
• 36:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's really I don't know if I have it
• 36:19
  Speaker 13: in me to watch that.
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you can barely get through the clips. I don't
• 36:22
  Speaker 10: think I can.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: I know it was very, very same.
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: Do you have it in you to do it?
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: I would do it in a heartbeat, nobody. But the
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: thing is he talks to cultural icons, so you got
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: to fit that category.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: So your cultural you're famous quickly, Greg, I know, become.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: A movie star, so you can get on famous last word.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: That's what's going on everybody.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Gina. Up next, Menace has got a treat
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: for us. I'm looking forward to this.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:49
  Speaker 10: So I always kind of buzzed at our last event,
• 36:51
  Speaker 10: and I was reading an email on like what we
• 36:53
  Speaker 10: would cover on the show. And remember we had that
• 36:56
  Speaker 10: topic things shouldn't things that shouldn't need to be said, right,
• 37:02
  Speaker 10: And but I read it wrong, and I said, and
• 37:05
  Speaker 10: I started recording some stuff with our listeners, and I said,
• 37:09
  Speaker 10: things that should not be said instead shouldn't be told.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Not things that shouldn't need to be said, things that
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: should should be said.
• 37:17
  Speaker 10: And we got a couple of funny responses and then
• 37:20
  Speaker 10: I got the I got back on track to the
• 37:22
  Speaker 10: original topic. So I just want to share the audio
• 37:24
  Speaker 10: that I recorded with our listeners.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: So you made lemonade out of lemon?
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I did, and I was buzzed. Sorry like that.
• 37:30
  Speaker 10: I'm so proud of you. So we'll share that audio
• 37:32
  Speaker 10: coming up next.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: We'll be right now back to the show, and we're
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: going to get back into something that I've been looking
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: forward to for a long time, because leave it to
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: menace to misread something but turn it into something else.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 10: So we had that topic the other day, stuff that
• 37:51
  Speaker 10: shouldn't need to be told, like I shouldn't have to
• 37:54
  Speaker 10: tell you how to you know, do something or you know,
• 37:57
  Speaker 10: different things like that, and how to act. And we
• 38:00
  Speaker 10: had an event where, you know, people were drinking and
• 38:03
  Speaker 10: we're at a brewery, and I go, oh, you know what,
• 38:05
  Speaker 10: I should record some audio with some of our listeners
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: on what they have to say about that topic. But
• 38:12
  Speaker 10: I had a couple of beers myself, and I misread
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: the email it and so I read it as stuff
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: that shouldn't be told, like things that you shouldn't tell
• 38:21
  Speaker 10: other people.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: Oh that's better, And so I.
• 38:26
  Speaker 10: Have the recordings and then finally, like, I get sober
• 38:29
  Speaker 10: for thirty seconds and then I get on track to
• 38:31
  Speaker 10: the original subject.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: But I have a couple of the before with the
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: wrong topic.
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: Okay, so the first one is super obvious, so I
• 38:38
  Speaker 10: just want to get out of the way.
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: Here's the first one.
• 38:41
  Speaker 18: What's something people shouldn't be told?
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Body count?
• 38:45
  Speaker 12: Audie.
• 38:45
  Speaker 18: Yeah, that's the number one.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: That's a number one. You got it easy.
• 38:52
  Speaker 10: So I felt bad about that because it was a
• 38:55
  Speaker 10: young girl in front of her boyfriend and she went
• 38:57
  Speaker 10: with body count.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: He didn't.
• 38:59
  Speaker 10: He had like, oh, don't talk about politics, and I'm like, oh, I.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Know, but I can see his face was like, you
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: don't want to.
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: So I'm like that was super easy.
• 39:10
  Speaker 10: Of course a bunch of people had that answer, but
• 39:13
  Speaker 10: then we started getting into some other answers.
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: So here's another clip.
• 39:16
  Speaker 10: Something people shouldn't be told, something people should not be told?
• 39:21
  Speaker 19: Yeah, how many times you've done butt stuff?
• 39:23
  Speaker 18: Okay, so can I get your butt stuff number?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: About four?
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Four?
• 39:31
  Speaker 18: Did you spread it out or just like you just
• 39:33
  Speaker 18: have one crazy month?
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: It's all so okay, middle finger on thong neither okay,
• 39:41
  Speaker 10: neither okay?
• 39:42
  Speaker 18: Interesting?
• 39:44
  Speaker 10: So wow, solo butt stuff and I'm like, oh, of course,
• 39:49
  Speaker 10: I'm buzz I should have said, you know, what was
• 39:51
  Speaker 10: you know up there?
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: A toy?
• 39:53
  Speaker 13: I'm guessing right, toy? True, could be anything control.
• 39:58
  Speaker 10: I mean, we've had so many differentories of bottle bottles
• 40:02
  Speaker 10: coming wheels. Who knows? All right, going on to another
• 40:07
  Speaker 10: person who had an interesting reply, what's something people shouldn't
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: be told how to raise their kids?
• 40:13
  Speaker 18: How to raise their kids?
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: That's a good one.
• 40:14
  Speaker 18: Do you have kids?
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: No?
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: I do not.
• 40:16
  Speaker 18: Do you tell people how.
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: To raise their kids?
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Hell? Yeah I do.
• 40:19
  Speaker 18: What's the number one petive that you have for people
• 40:21
  Speaker 18: with their kids?
• 40:23
  Speaker 14: Oh, they're so invasive of your personal space.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: Those kids are all over you ninety percent of the
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: time you're around them, all sticky and nasty and gross.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Don't have them, not at all?
• 40:33
  Speaker 10: Him I want, yes, But it's funny that she came
• 40:39
  Speaker 10: up with the subject like, don't tell people how to
• 40:41
  Speaker 10: raise their kids, But she had a lot to say
• 40:43
  Speaker 10: about it.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: Well, kids are sticky, and they are close talkers, and.
• 40:46
  Speaker 13: She's not wrong.
• 40:47
  Speaker 14: Anytime every kid in a certain age will just cough
• 40:50
  Speaker 14: and sneeze right in your face and not even think.
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: Twice about it, or just like be in your space.
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: I don't know, Greg, I guess I'm kind of lucky
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: that kids aren't not men every.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Right that they don't climb on me either, I guess.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: But that's where that the kids having kids, it's the
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: only thing you're not allowed to have an opinion on
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: unless you have a kid.
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: That's true.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: You don't have to have a dog, but you can
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: have an opinion on dog breeds or dogs. You don't
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: have to have a certain make of car to have
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: an opinion about it, but god forbid you have an
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: opinion about it.
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: Suggest you don't understand you don't have kids.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: I think maybe the difference is because you're absolutely right
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: about that, and I'm wondering, I'm thinking, well, why would
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: that be? And I guess it's you're you're assuming what
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: it's like to live with one or to have to
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: be responsible for one, when that's just it. It's a lot, right.
• 41:37
  Speaker 14: Because a lot of people have big plans even before
• 41:39
  Speaker 14: they become parents. Right they're pregnant, they're gonna have a kid.
• 41:42
  Speaker 14: They're like, I'm going to be like this, and yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 14: you want panic and you're not, you know, do all
• 41:46
  Speaker 14: these things, and the second reality hits everything's out the one.
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: All right, let's go to an easy one.
• 41:50
  Speaker 10: Let's just say the topic of a restaurant, like, I
• 41:53
  Speaker 10: shouldn't be able to say anything when your kid is
• 41:55
  Speaker 10: just climbing over everything, and.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Like, no, you know, because you don't have kids.
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: I don't understand.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: That doesn't make any sense. It's somebody who has a kid.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: That makes zero sense. If somebody else has to come
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: up and parent my kid because I'm so bad at it,
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: I should be. I should be wearing shame ribbons when
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: I leave the door. So you're absolutely right about that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 18: I don't.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: I don't know why people are so precious about it.
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't get it.
• 42:18
  Speaker 10: But so I finally got back on topic, and so
• 42:23
  Speaker 10: you reread the Oh damn it. Okay, so it's stuff
• 42:27
  Speaker 10: that should not need to be told, right, Okay, sorry,
• 42:30
  Speaker 10: I can't things that shouldn't need to be said. Okay,
• 42:34
  Speaker 10: now you understand how I got confused? Yes, all right, absolutely,
• 42:37
  Speaker 10: So here we go with the topic.
• 42:41
  Speaker 18: What's something people shouldn't need to be told?
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Don't pick your nose?
• 42:45
  Speaker 18: Don't pick your nose?
• 42:46
  Speaker 20: Yeah, or wash your hands.
• 42:48
  Speaker 18: You tell me you never picked your nose?
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: I mean I do but I washed my hands after.
• 42:52
  Speaker 18: What's your favorite type of booker is?
• 42:56
  Speaker 13: You know which ones are cool?
• 42:57
  Speaker 18: Like the crusty ones?
• 42:59
  Speaker 21: Now you have to like really dig out and then
• 43:01
  Speaker 21: sometimes there's still like a gooey part at.
• 43:03
  Speaker 10: The end, like I'm like, how long have you been here?
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 43:06
  Speaker 18: Also like you're kind of so fresh.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm like, all right.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: These are these are our listeners.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: By the way, didn't gonna change my response from that
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: nasty bitch. Better not have touched me too, you know what?
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: That was adorable?
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 43:23
  Speaker 22: Yeah, so I guess, uh, stop shaking hands with people. Yeah,
• 43:27
  Speaker 22: I guess right, going with hugs. Yeah, here's another. Here's
• 43:32
  Speaker 22: another one right here.
• 43:33
  Speaker 18: What is something that people shouldn't need to be told?
• 43:37
  Speaker 18: If you have a wife?
• 43:39
  Speaker 23: Put the seat down?
• 43:41
  Speaker 18: Oh you you put your seat down for your wife?
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: My seat down? Okay all the time?
• 43:44
  Speaker 23: Ohry, I'm trained.
• 43:45
  Speaker 18: Some guys be like, oh, your lady's putting you in check?
• 43:48
  Speaker 18: What do you what you would think about that? I
• 43:50
  Speaker 18: get sex. I'm okay with being in check.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: That's fine.
• 43:54
  Speaker 10: Don't you think you're like, hey, you know what, take
• 43:56
  Speaker 10: a look before you sit down on the toilet.
• 43:58
  Speaker 23: See, know, it's the men's job, or at least to
• 44:03
  Speaker 23: be nice fifty to fifty to give her the benefit
• 44:06
  Speaker 23: of the doubt, you know, and treat her with respect that.
• 44:09
  Speaker 18: She's standing right here.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: But keep it right.
• 44:11
  Speaker 10: Three am on a Tuesday, and I've still never fallen
• 44:14
  Speaker 10: into the toilet because he's always.
• 44:15
  Speaker 18: Put it down.
• 44:16
  Speaker 11: I make sure it goes down.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: We get it.
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: You're love.
• 44:23
  Speaker 14: God.
• 44:23
  Speaker 10: Because it goes back to the argument that Greg and
• 44:25
  Speaker 10: I have always had for decades on the show.
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: Do women walk in the bathroom like there's I.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Wonder right, I fell into the toilet.
• 44:34
  Speaker 19: First of all, you don't put the seat.
• 44:36
  Speaker 16: Greg.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: I'm going to use your own personality against you and
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: say how unsightly is an open seat?
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: We get it, but it's.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Never been the argument. But for me, that's this simplest
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: solution for the planet. Man, woman, hermaphrodite. Close the lid. Yeah,
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: that's at all times when you're not using the toilet.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Close the lid, double seat down.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah, But that's not what the ladies arguments are. It's
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: always that I'm going to fall in right film.
• 45:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah, And I will say because I really don't look
• 45:10
  Speaker 14: that much, because it doesn't occur to me, I never
• 45:12
  Speaker 14: have to lift the toilet set up that. It just
• 45:14
  Speaker 14: doesn't even occur to me that it's gonna be up,
• 45:17
  Speaker 14: if that makes sense.
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: But also like if I see it's up, I just
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: kick it down and move on with my day.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: So at your house right now, Sammy, your the lid
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: is up and just the scenes you said it backwards?
• 45:30
  Speaker 13: Oh I was talking about the Yeah, not the mainly but.
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: The seat right.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: But at your house do you close the lid?
• 45:37
  Speaker 13: Sometimes?
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: I close it every time I flush. You're supposed to
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: do You're supposed to do it when you flush.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: My brain can't comprehend why you wouldn't close the lid.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Is it just water, right? I mean it's poopy water?
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: No, it should be I mean after you know, I'm saying,
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: if it's the lid's up, Yeah, what are you looking at?
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: That's so heinous?
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Well, who wants to look at an open toilet?
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: You?
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: In general, working.
• 46:00
  Speaker 10: Off topic here, it's like are women walking in backwards
• 46:03
  Speaker 10: in the bathroom?
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: But I don't think this is as big of an
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: issue as you think it is.
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: What do you mean it is? Oh?
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: I've never once had this conversation with anyone I've lived with.
• 46:14
  Speaker 14: I've never had the issue of guys just leaving the
• 46:17
  Speaker 14: toilet set up.
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: Animal.
• 46:19
  Speaker 14: Yeah, not anyone I've looked at, Not my brother, not
• 46:22
  Speaker 14: my dad, Like, I have.
• 46:23
  Speaker 13: Not experienced this.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I've heard this mentioned in my lifetime thousands.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: It just seems like an old like stick like her,
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: don't you hear it when the lads leave that toilet sing?
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: How do you bring up this topic that did?
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah you hear but yeah, but this is from a
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: guy who's whose response was I'm trained, like, Okay, I'm
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: glad it's working out.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: For you guys.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: All right, Well, I don't know.
• 46:46
  Speaker 10: I've heard this argument my entire life, just like Greg
• 46:49
  Speaker 10: and I still don't understand, and we don't either.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Gets when you're looking at like a real estate listing
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: and they're showing the bathroom and the toilet lit is up.
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: Like, how are you going to sell that house?
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Animal?
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 47:02
  Speaker 10: We have another one that this lady brought up, and
• 47:05
  Speaker 10: it actually made me sad.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, here we go.
• 47:08
  Speaker 18: What's something that people shouldn't.
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: Need to be told.
• 47:11
  Speaker 18: They shouldn't need to be told to say thank you?
• 47:13
  Speaker 18: And a lot of people don't say thank you.
• 47:15
  Speaker 13: A lot of people don't say thinks.
• 47:16
  Speaker 19: Does that happen to you?
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: It happens to me a lot.
• 47:19
  Speaker 19: Yes.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: Oh really, I'm a kindergarten teacher. The kiddos don't say
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: please and thank you a lot.
• 47:24
  Speaker 10: Really.
• 47:25
  Speaker 18: I mean when I was a kid, I was taught
• 47:27
  Speaker 18: to do that.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the kiddos these days not so much, not much,
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: not so much.
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's sad. It is sad, like little kids not
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: saying thank you. Man.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: It is weird. It is weird because like I to
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: this day, like if I'm a like subway ordering a
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: sandwich or something and they go, yeah, what can I get?
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: I go, yeah, may I please have? Blah blah. I
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: don't even think about it. Like so when I hear
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: someone be like, yeah, let me get a turkey, I'm like, no, no, no,
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: it's yeah, may I please have? Like are people not
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: teaching this anymore?
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: Well, that's what the teacher is saying.
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: It's terrible, disturbing.
• 48:00
  Speaker 10: As much of a pain in the ass I am
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: at restaurants and impatient. I am like every time the
• 48:05
  Speaker 10: waiter comes by, I always say thank you that I
• 48:07
  Speaker 10: say it so much that I think I'm overly saying it.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good question. Every single time they fill
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: your water or something, thank you, He's like, I get you.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: I do the same thing. I think, am I saying
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: thank you too much? Every single time the Corey water?
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Now I don't have kids, so I'm not allowed to
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: have an opinion on this. But wouldn't it be appropriate
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: for this kindergarten teacher to teach the children to say
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: thank you? Or would that be don't parent my kid?
• 48:37
  Speaker 16: No?
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because yeah, that's the new wave, like you don't
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: tell my kid what do?
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: What when it comes to the teachers.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: But especially because you're a teacher and she says they
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: don't say it, teach them to say thank you?
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's easy.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: Just like if they want like a Kleenex and you
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: hand it to them and they don't say that, you
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: rip that out of their little hand.
• 48:55
  Speaker 10: You're the authority on teachers on this show.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: What do you think.
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: She is complaining about a problem. She has direct control
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: over exactly she could teach. She is literally in charge.
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: It's not like, well I can't say anything. No, you're
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: you're saying your job the teacher.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: But again, I don't have kids, so I can't I
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: can't wait.
• 49:13
  Speaker 10: Well, that's all the audio that I collected that I remembered.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: At our event.
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: But yeah, that's I don't know.
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: That's what's on the pulse in the mind.
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: That's on the.
• 49:23
  Speaker 10: Pulse of our listeners. Boogers, butt stuff and body body
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: counts and say thank you well, thanks man.
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: No problem.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Turned out to be a good mistake.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Show.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Woody Show. I mentioned that Woody
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: is out, and somebody texts it in. You said, Woody
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: is out? Is Woody okay? Is he just on vacation?
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I hope he and his family are okay. I care
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: very much what He's perfectly fine. He's at some sort
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: of radio radio industry things, so better him than me
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: to be there. Menas tell me that I'm dying to know.
• 50:02
  Speaker 10: You said, yeah, I told you off the air that
• 50:05
  Speaker 10: I had a secret to tell you.
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: And something's happening today.
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: That you've been involved in in probably for a number
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: of years now, and I've always given you crap about it,
• 50:15
  Speaker 10: and I'm like, don't do it, don't be a part
• 50:17
  Speaker 10: of it. And I found myself to be a part
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: of it. And it's called Facebook marketplace.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Oh hell yeah, it does rule.
• 50:29
  Speaker 10: Now Here's the thing Greg, I've been moving and I
• 50:33
  Speaker 10: have extra furniture, and I'm like, how am I to
• 50:36
  Speaker 10: get rid of this furniture? And I tried other avenues
• 50:40
  Speaker 10: and I finally just broke down and said, I'll go
• 50:43
  Speaker 10: to the murder capital of the world, Facebook Marketplace.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: You mean, the best deals on the planet.
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: And now as now, I'm going as a seller, not
• 50:52
  Speaker 10: a buyer. Now, I've never bought anything off Facebook Marketplace,
• 50:55
  Speaker 10: but I go, I got to get rid of these items.
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: And it's like a.
• 50:58
  Speaker 10: Table in some cabinets or whatever, and I put it
• 51:02
  Speaker 10: on there. And I am meeting up today with the
• 51:05
  Speaker 10: lady and her husband at my storage unit that I
• 51:10
  Speaker 10: put these items in. Okay, and they're gonna they're gonna,
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: you know, verify the items and then pay me right there.
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's how you do now, cash in cash.
• 51:20
  Speaker 10: Now, if I get murdered, I'm just saying, it's your
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: fault because you sold me so hard on this.
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: It sounds like she's worried she's gonna get murdered.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:27
  Speaker 10: And now here's the other thing, is uh, I also
• 51:31
  Speaker 10: have from my guest rooms. I had these brand new
• 51:35
  Speaker 10: mattresses right and barely ever used and I've had multiple
• 51:41
  Speaker 10: people and now this is pretty far saying that they
• 51:44
  Speaker 10: will cross the border to get these mattresses. Now we've
• 51:48
  Speaker 10: talked about this on the air, like mattresses you can
• 51:52
  Speaker 10: get at Walmart. The surt of ones that I've gotten
• 51:55
  Speaker 10: at Walmart have been great. But I can't believe that
• 51:59
  Speaker 10: people will would like legit that go across the border
• 52:03
  Speaker 10: to go get Yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: That's that's that's a little suspect, I guess.
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: I mean, you're an expert.
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: Should I be talking to people saying that they'll I mean,
• 52:12
  Speaker 10: are they going to use the mess something else?
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: I think the rule that I've applied to myself is
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: if they say is this item still available, that's probably fake.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: Like if they don't specify, Hey, is that natural still
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: because the prompt? Yeah? But I mean if but you
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: could still do the uh storage space? Meet them there?
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Who cares where they're coming from? Let them?
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: But what about get chopped up and thrown into the stage.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Well, then you do my other thing you said you
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: when you're trying to agree on a time to me,
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: you say something like, hey, does two o'clock work for you?
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: And they say sure, and you say, okay, Well let
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: me double check, because I'm a policeman and my schedule
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: is always changed. I've done that before. Usually what I
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: do is because you look like a cop. I wish
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: I will. I throw stuff in my truck and then
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: I take it down to the like a parking lot.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: That's why. But if it's too big, like a couch,
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: and they actually have to come to my house, then
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: I do the cop thing. Okay, what time can you
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: come over? How about four?
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Let me check. I'm a policeman and my schedule changes.
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: For fifteenth time. Someone who did that, I'm sure you
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: weren't doing that, because that would be a crime.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Greg.
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what you want to say, is because I'm
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: a hit man and my schedule only.
• 53:30
  Speaker 7: Is a crime if he showed up in like a
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: police uniform, right right.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Well, sometimes I say, well theoretically, I say it's me.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Other times I'll say my partner is a cop. His
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: schedule is weird. Let me check.
• 53:44
  Speaker 7: That's good.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: But look, I've done it a thousand times and here
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: I am alive. Okay, not the cops thing. I've never
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: done the cop thing.
• 53:51
  Speaker 10: I've never said that was you, and I never verify
• 53:54
  Speaker 10: this buyer to like I've found her LinkedIn and all
• 53:56
  Speaker 10: kinds of thuff.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Oh damn, yeah, sole Metri things.
• 54:00
  Speaker 10: You.
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: Here's a good point, menis how much? What's the price
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: roughly this mattress that we're talking about?
• 54:04
  Speaker 10: The mattress I think I'm selling for like three hundred
• 54:06
  Speaker 10: bucks or something A lot.
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: Again, you can get an.
• 54:10
  Speaker 10: Awesome sort of one brand new from Walmart for that
• 54:14
  Speaker 10: same price, So why would you cross the border to
• 54:16
  Speaker 10: come get it. It's not like a three thousand dollars
• 54:19
  Speaker 10: mattress for three hundred bucks.
• 54:20
  Speaker 14: And my question too, is is how are they even
• 54:23
  Speaker 14: in your Facebook marketplace group? Because don't you have to
• 54:27
  Speaker 14: live sort of within a certain area.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: That's one of the that's one of the choices if
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: you want to do local or not local.
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, you can.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Narrow it down like a ten mile radius whatever.
• 54:36
  Speaker 13: I guess I've only ever done local one.
• 54:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well I guess, Greg, you converted me to Facebook
• 54:41
  Speaker 10: market place.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: Well we'll see if you show up tomorrow.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, easy, convenient. I'll give you my cash. Yeah, I'll
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: give you some stuff.
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: I'll give you my location.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Good for you, man. The good morning, It is the
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Woody Show. It's Greg Gina, Sammy and the rest of
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: the crew. What he will be back on Monday. He
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: will be back.
• 55:05
  Speaker 10: And I wanted to bring up something that he was
• 55:07
  Speaker 10: talking about because people might start seeing this in their timeline.
• 55:12
  Speaker 10: Not exactly the same subject, but remember when he was saying, oh,
• 55:15
  Speaker 10: I would love to have an assistant, right, none of
• 55:18
  Speaker 10: us believed it because we don't feel like he could
• 55:21
  Speaker 10: fully let go like that.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: I don't think so oh yeah, no, no way.
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: He is a micromanager I have to do, not like
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: with other people, but with his own stuff.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:30
  Speaker 10: Sure, I don't think that he'd be like, okay, yeah,
• 55:32
  Speaker 10: just handle this for me, right, So I don't I
• 55:34
  Speaker 10: don't think that is true. But maybe he might be
• 55:36
  Speaker 10: into this. And it's been coming up on social media
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: for I would say the past couple of weeks, probably
• 55:42
  Speaker 10: since even Super Bowl they had an ad for it.
• 55:46
  Speaker 10: Now there's an AI assistant that's like almost true. AI
• 55:51
  Speaker 10: like what we use is kind of just like an
• 55:53
  Speaker 10: upgraded version of search basically, yeah, and it makes like
• 55:57
  Speaker 10: cute pictures for us. But this new AI system, the
• 56:00
  Speaker 10: popular name for it would be called clawbot. Now have
• 56:03
  Speaker 10: you claud bought? Now you will see like a lot
• 56:06
  Speaker 10: of people buying mac Minie's and making these AI assistants
• 56:12
  Speaker 10: for them. And this is like true AI where you
• 56:15
  Speaker 10: tell it say hey or in voice or in text,
• 56:18
  Speaker 10: make me a reservation for this restaurant. Now, for it
• 56:21
  Speaker 10: to work, it has to have full access to everything
• 56:24
  Speaker 10: in your life, your email, your big account, your account
• 56:29
  Speaker 10: let's say for open table and things like that. Right, Okay,
• 56:33
  Speaker 10: so people are doing this and I see disasters on
• 56:37
  Speaker 10: the way, you know, because it's gonna again have full
• 56:40
  Speaker 10: access to your life. Now, there are versions that you
• 56:43
  Speaker 10: can make where you can keep it like mostly offline
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: and out of your personal information and it'll still work
• 56:48
  Speaker 10: for you. But somebody got the genius idea of having
• 56:53
  Speaker 10: these things actually talk to each other. Right, So they
• 56:58
  Speaker 10: basically have made their own Reddit p age and they
• 57:00
  Speaker 10: talk about the humans that control them. Yes, AI has
• 57:06
  Speaker 10: created accounts, created accounts on a message board, and there
• 57:10
  Speaker 10: are millions of these messages going back and forth of
• 57:15
  Speaker 10: these computers talking about their humans. Now, this is the
• 57:18
  Speaker 10: scary stuff that we're talking about. Now, Gina, you've seen
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: a little part of this where at the full extent
• 57:27
  Speaker 10: where you're asking it to do something, it goes ahead
• 57:32
  Speaker 10: and actually rent like a for real's human to go
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: do do the thing for you. So like if you say, hey,
• 57:40
  Speaker 10: go use like a company that we love, air Tasker, Right,
• 57:44
  Speaker 10: go ask air Tasker to hire somebody to cut my grass.
• 57:50
  Speaker 10: So it's not like me actually going in and telling
• 57:53
  Speaker 10: that website to go hire somebody that the AI is
• 57:57
  Speaker 10: going and.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: Doing sourcing the meat suits and do their.
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: Doing it like of like paying them and running the
• 58:05
  Speaker 10: email messaging them.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: So even though you're using a human to do something,
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: it's the AI that's.
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: Fully yes, Like it knows that hey, I should plan
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: to have my yard cut once a week or whatever
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: goes and it says, okay, I'm gonna proactively go and
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: hire that person.
• 58:21
  Speaker 10: Yes, So these computers are actually hiring people to do
• 58:23
  Speaker 10: these jobs.
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: How do you feel about this?
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: I don't know, like I kind of won't.
• 58:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 58:28
  Speaker 14: I mean, but like you said, if they have to
• 58:30
  Speaker 14: have all of your information to do it, is it
• 58:32
  Speaker 14: worth it?
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: And we've seen enough movies to know that this can
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: only end badly, right.
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: Not Star Trek No.
• 58:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah again, like if you are not a complete idiot,
• 58:44
  Speaker 10: I think you can do it in a safe way.
• 58:46
  Speaker 10: But I don't think that everybody's that smart.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: Idiot or evil, Like, what's the evil genius angle on
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: this that's gonna make you know, that's gonna enslave us.
• 58:56
  Speaker 14: No, but he's saying that you can adjust it so
• 58:58
  Speaker 14: that they don't have access to all of your information.
• 59:00
  Speaker 13: You have to manually go in and know how to
• 59:01
  Speaker 13: do that.
• 59:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the people that are recommending this, like, hey, don't
• 59:04
  Speaker 10: give it access to your you know, banker account, but
• 59:07
  Speaker 10: like do like a pre paryed like visa card or
• 59:10
  Speaker 10: something like that.
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: I would smart.
• 59:13
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't just give it my whatever, I would credit
• 59:14
  Speaker 8: card and ye like basically pretend it's a teenager.
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, for sure.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: And then you can wash your hands of everything. So
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: it would then take whatever prepaid card you give it
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: and pay the guy that mows your.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: I mean that's kind of cool.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: But also how lazy are people? Right?
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: I don't see this? How much is it? What is
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: this really saving me time?
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: Well, people love to set it and forget it, you know,
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: they love auto pay, They love all this kind of thing.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: So this is just another step in the audio.
• 59:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Now I don't know like the full extent of it.
• 59:44
  Speaker 10: Like let's say like for our jobs, like let's say
• 59:47
  Speaker 10: von love Yvonne, but like, hey, go edit that video,
• 59:51
  Speaker 10: Like can it go edit that video and then say
• 59:54
  Speaker 10: upload it to our TikTok and Instagram.
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it can't do it as hot.
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: Look, I'm not coming with that idea of.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 10: Only yeah, but I don't know. I think again, this
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 10: goes to the whole thing of dead Internet theory, where
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 10: it's just computers talking to computers and there's not actually
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 10: any people behind it.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: What Facebook or Metta is doing right, because they filed
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 8: that patent application for to to take over essentially take
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: over your Facebook page after you're dead.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: So they will then comment on things and they'll.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 8: Keep talking because it doesn't want They're not doing that
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: to you know, have your memory live on.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: They're doing it to generate traffic and engagement.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 10: And yeah, so the people that are still living, they
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 10: will interact with it, right and keep it going.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: I don't know, but I again, I kind of want want.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: To if they were looking for beta testers, would you
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: be one, Yes, but I want to be like, here's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: complete access to my emails and my and how do
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: you expect me to be a good assist?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 10: Well, I would just set up a different email address
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 10: for this assistant, specifically for an assistant.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh really right, Well it'd be like assistant at
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: you know, the Woody Show or whatever.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: Well, that's house. That's how these people get in trouble.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: That's how you know Dane Cook lost forty five million
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: dollars to his brother.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: He gives him.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: And access to his original stuff, as opposed to like,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: here's your own thing. Yeah, yeah, I have control over.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: So I don't know.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 10: I think I've been trying to bring this up to
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 10: Woody because I know that he wants an assistant. At
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 10: least he will have full control of this thing.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I could maybe see him trying.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 10: This versus a person learning a whole new system.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: But I also see what he likes. Let's say he
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: tells it to make the dinner reservation. He would be
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: the kind of guy that would confirm call the restaurant, yeah,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: and just do it anyway, because, like you said, he
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: he has to be in control of that.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but if you did it enough times where it
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: worked every time, you just take that off your.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 10: Plate, right, Yeah, But that one time the bot messed
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 10: up and it wasn't there ye show to the restaurant,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 10: have to.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: Yell at you know what's on your actual robot.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 10: Is still no updates, so yeah, people don't know. I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 10: actually did order a robot, a humanoid robot, and there
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 10: should be delivered sometime this year.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: Little brown with it looks like a rolled up carpet
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's called it's made by one Ex Technologies and
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 10: it's called Neo.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: And all I really want to do.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 10: And my dream is because our coffee machine is located
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 10: on the other side of this building and we never
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 10: have time to like go grab a coffee. I just
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 10: want to tell the robot go grab the coffee and
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 10: then bring it to Greg and I all right, I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: mean anybody else I want to use it.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: It's not that hard.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: It's not that hard. So that is my dream.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 10: But if you're you're seeing these like people talking about
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 10: these AI assistants on social media and they're buying up
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 10: these macminis because that's usually the go to to run
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 10: these things, and that's what they're talking about.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: They're doing claud Bot.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 10: They're doing claud Bot, and there's an other for it too,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 10: but that's the main one.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm on the Claude bought website, and I might
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: be changing my tune.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: Oh really, what's it saying?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: I mean just I'm just as you're talking about it,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: and as I'm looking at the website, I I get it,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 6: you know, like you said, I'll give it like a
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: burner debit card and a different email. And I could see,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: you know, people like me, who are you know, fairly disorganized,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: who would like some of this madness to be taken
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: off their plate. This is this is good because I'm
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: a I'm a real auto pay type of person, and
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 6: if I can put like like errands on auto pay,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: this is good living. I think I might be coming
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: around some.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Text that says got a claw bot. I set mine
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: up two weeks ago, and it's effing see I get that.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: I'm getting that, and tell us.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: Tell us what you're doing with it though, like y
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: yeah texas back No, no, no, none of us here a
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: Jeff Bezos noneless here, like can't make a send an
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 8: email or check into a flight or do whatever.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: Awesome?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 14: What's the difference of going like, hey, I need this
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 14: done really?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 13: Verse is just doing it yourself?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: Everything?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 10: It's called thirty seconds of time saved.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: No, oh my god, no, no, truly though, it's like,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: go find the best rate for this flight on these
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: dates like that, and then so much time.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 13: Google does that for you. It's all in order already.
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  Speaker 13: The second that you it's.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 14: Like, here are the flights, here's the cheapest one. It's
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 14: literally right there. I'm just not getting a difference, really.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: That's your point.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but then who do I get to feel superior to?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 10: What about if you're like in your uber and you're
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 10: just like, you know what, I want a flight to
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 10: Milan at these days and these times, and I really
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 10: don't want to deal on my phone.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: I get to say it again.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 14: Jeff, if you still want to approve whatever the ticket
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 14: price is and say that first before it just automatically buys.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: It, exactly? What's being honest with you?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, get a little skim off the top.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: I don't care about your money. Yeah it's not I'm
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: not pocketing it, but I'm not looking to Yeah, charge
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: it to the robot game. I don't know, but yeah,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: I would love to hear more about it. Texter two
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• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: what you're using this AI bot four and how fing awesome?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: Is it real? For reals? All right? We got more
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: Woody Show coming up.
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  Speaker 3: This is.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Woody Show. I am current missing
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: Woody at the moment that you do not have nine
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: thousand pieces of paper in front of me and it's
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: hard to chuckle them all. And this piece of paper
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: on it says something I don't know what it is.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: Love you Arey.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this is something that came up.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 8: I don't know how I got Sammy's algorithm on my
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: social I got an ad thing called love Youary on
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: the Hallmark channel, which how did we get to the
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: end of February And Sammy didn't tell us that Hallmark
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: has four new love themed movies.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: What in February?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 13: Well, yeah, they do this every year.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: I mean we should all, oh, we should just know.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's been so long since Hallmark's Christmas movies.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 8: But they put a little promo together that I think
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: will set up, you know, for those of you who
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: don't know what a Hallmark movie is.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Right here all months long, snuggle up. It's Love You Wary.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: Been in love with her since the moment I met.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: He with four original movie premieres. Great every weekend, a
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: new reason to believe and love.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 13: You just never know when it's going to pop into
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 13: your life.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: Aren't you gonna GISs me?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 14: Now?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 10: Boy?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: I should never ask.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Love love Youary all months long. New movies every Saturday
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: at eight on Hallmark Channel, next day on Hallmark Plus.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 10: God, they're bringing out new movies like that they always have.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: I think the the term movie is you know, we're
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: using it flexibly.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 14: Here, but there's like elaborate sets, right, yeah, I mean
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 14: it's it's yes, it's gotten much better. They do a
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 14: lot of like on location filming in other countries and
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 14: stuff like that now. But they have basically all of
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 14: their main people I think are just under Hallmark contract.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 13: And all of their movies are about an hour and
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 13: a half long.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 14: So if you think that's about one episode of a
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 14: basic TV show, is what a Hallmark movie is?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: They creak them out, Like Greg, I'm looking through.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 8: There are four movies and the lead actor so it's
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 8: all about a girl fall in love with a guy
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 8: and vice versa. In every single one of these Loveuary
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 8: movies is generic looking white guy with brown hair, easily replaceable.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Generic man. Doesn't Hallmark do the old fashioned thing where
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: they put people on contract and like like Lacy Shabet,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: she works for Hallmost. It's the same saying yeah, but
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: I mean it's kind of an old school way of
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: doing stuff, right.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 14: But I think it's also a security thing for a
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 14: lot of the people who are on Hallmark. I think
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 14: they enjoy it because they're constantly working.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: And what do they run when they're not running movies?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: They have a show?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 13: They have an original TV shows?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: Were those multiple ones?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: There's they do Gilmore Girls or something.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 13: No, they have old timing.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 14: Well they'll do like Golden Girls, but they have shows
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 14: that are based in like different.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: Eras and its Golden Girls.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: It is Reba.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 8: If you're checking out, if you're if you're up at
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: three am watching the Hallmark channel, you're not you're watching
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: the Waltons.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: Well my god, well now, Sea Bass. I have a
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 10: theory on why this would be popping up in your
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 10: algorithm because some of their offices moved into our building,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 10: and if you're in a location of where content is
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 10: being put out, you'll be fed that contest.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: You're gonna say, to do with my looking for to
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 7: get married? So maybe that too, which these are generic.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: How first off, how could you keep watching these like
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: again because it's all the same movie, right?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 13: No, they're different.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 14: You know what, they've gotten better about making them different.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 14: I will say that there has been in the standard scription,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 14: and obviously there's been a lot of joking about that,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 14: and everyone knows the basics. But they have expanded more
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 14: recently and they've gotten better.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: I got Here's the first Love You ary was called
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: The Way to You. A subwoy blackout sends two New
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: Yorkers searching for their miss So is this two women
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 8: who are a guy and girl? It?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 13: Do you want me to tell you about it?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: You are.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: Spoilers? Yes?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 13: So this one, you know the website like missed Connections.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 14: So this girl meets a guy on the subway, and
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 14: then this other guy meets a girl on the subway
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 14: and then they go on there's a blackout and they
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 14: end up not meeting. There's two different couples who meet
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 14: and then they don't get.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 13: The information of the other person.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 14: So the girl from one couple and the guy from
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 14: another went on this website of like miss connections and
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 14: being like, hey, if you met a so and so
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 14: brown haired guy or whatever during the subway blackout right,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 14: these two people think that it's the person that they met,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 14: but it's not.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 13: So they end up meeting up and they're.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 14: Like, oh, it wasn't you, bummer, And then they just
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 14: become friends. And then they do end up finding they
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 14: still try to hunt down the people.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 13: That they met and the whole time, but the whole time. Yeah,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 13: but and they do find the well, I don't want
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 13: to spoil I'm not.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 14: So, they do end up finding the girl that the
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 14: guy met on the subway. He so he kind of
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 14: starts to date her. But obviously, yes, he's in love
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 14: with the other girl and the other girls in love
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 14: with him, And I mean, I'm not gonna spoil it.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 13: But I am. They do end up together.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 10: Yes, whoa, Now, Sammy, we got to get you in
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 10: one of these movies. Also, we should pitch that we
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 10: we should write one.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 8: Don't you think they've already got a I writing these
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 8: things come up.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 7: With a better idea?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: Right? Maybe?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 8: Okay, here's here's the next here's the next one. What
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 8: about in space? The love Your movie was called because
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 8: of Cupid. It says here Valentine's Day goes awry when
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: I love potion from Cupid affects best friends.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 14: Yeah, so this is they offer their boys cutting out.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 14: They're testing out making mocktails. I know, because mocktails are
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 14: such a big thing now. And so this girl who's
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 14: like a bartender, is like, I'm telling you, we got
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 14: to start doing these mocktails.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 13: It's the new thing.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 14: So they start making them and they do a test thing,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 14: and so they have a bunch of people test these drinks.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 13: But then they all start falling in love. So they
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 13: realized and they didn't know it.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, Sam, I'm asking this in all honesty. I'm
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: not trying to be a jerk. Is this for children?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 14: It sounds like, yeahrmos, No, they have to solve the mystery.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 10: Oh okay, the Disney channel or something.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for real.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: It sounds like maybe it was.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 8: The next Love You Ari movie the Stars but between
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 8: us a news reporter and an astronomy professor, oh need
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 8: cosmic timing to reconnect.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 14: So I I did start watching this one. I just
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 14: didn't get a chance to finish it. But yeah, so
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 14: it's a new who Yeah, who goes out for I
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 14: think it's an eclipse or something one year and meets
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 14: a guy. But the guy has a girlfriend when he's
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 14: on that, but they really connect and then they go
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 14: back what seven eight years later for the eclipse and
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 14: they're gonna end up meeting again again.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 13: But I didn't really get to that point.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 10: Okay, I, okay, I agree with you. They must be
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 10: using like some ai what's trending with basic people, and
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 10: let's write a movie around it.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 8: Cause I know there's a lot of people, like there's
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 8: a lot of boring men. I'm not saying that women
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 8: can't that men can't be boring who just watch sports
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 8: all the time. It's always Sports Center or blah blah blah.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 8: But this is don't don't you get.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 14: Bored of this, Sammy No, Because also I'm like crocheting.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 14: When I have it on, it's very easy.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: It's making.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's comforting, but also able to have something new
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 14: that's comforting.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: It's a very second screen. You can absolutely do something
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: else what you watch it.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: I'll give credit to Hallmark for these Love Youary ones.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: At least they all have slightly different plots, not just
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: a Christmas Christmas ones that is always like guy goes
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: back to his old hometown, meets the old girlfriend, he's
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: going through a divorce, thank God, because she's available now
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: because her husband got killed.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 6: Well that's the thing, the busy, big city promotion. Yeah,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 6: the big, busy, big city gal goes to the wilderness
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: and meets like a lumberjack and they don't know.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: She's there, begrudgingly because she's not.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: The big Then she realizes, like, wait, I want to
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: open up like a big goods counter.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: At least these are but vastly different.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, let's but let's write some like they meet on
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 10: a submarine or something like that.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 8: There's one that's coming up this weekend, the last one
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 8: of Love Youary romance at Hope Ranch.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 7: Hope finds they of course name is God. Yeah, they'd
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: be more obvious. Finds love it purpose while restoring a
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 7: ranch that is secretly owned by a hardcore, rough trade
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 7: gay sex guy. What way I think all restoring a
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 7: ranch and beloved town tradition. It goes back to the country. Yeah, rebuilds.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah totally.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 13: What about the cruise ship movie? That one's not part
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 13: of Love Youry.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 7: What's us about this?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 14: I mean they go on a cruise and they're both
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 14: working and they end up they get off together and
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 14: they don't tell each other, what they do for a
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 14: living and stuff, so they don't know that they're kind
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 14: of adjacently working together.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of miscation, and they missed.
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  Speaker 14: The boat and then they have to try and find
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  Speaker 14: their way back to the ship and it's a whole thing.
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  Speaker 10: Anyway, let's see, it's got to be okay, you know, Samuy,
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  Speaker 10: how can I consume this content?
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  Speaker 7: You just heard the promo? It's on Hallmark? Do you
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  Speaker 7: have a Hallmark Plus channel?
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  Speaker 4: Every Saturday?
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  Speaker 13: I have the Hallmark Plus app?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 10: They paid Okay, so it's an app because I'm like,
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  Speaker 10: I don't see the channel anywhere in my feeds on
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 10: any of the apps.
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  Speaker 13: There is a Hallmark channel.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, but is it like on YouTube TV or no,
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  Speaker 8: it's there's a QR coat in the back of every
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  Speaker 8: pint of Hoggin?
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  Speaker 4: Does just.
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  Speaker 6: Cat food and.
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  Speaker 10: Watch the last little bit of it and catch up? Well,
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  Speaker 10: I'm sold.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like we're late to the party and after.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 6: And I do have to apologize to Sammy. These do
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 6: sound bad and I have made fun of them, but
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: after seeing which one did I watch over Christmas?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: Never kiss a man in a Christmas sweater?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 13: With absolutely Williams.
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  Speaker 6: My mother in law had it on and as bad
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  Speaker 6: as it was, they did change the channel At one point.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I'd like to see how it.
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  Speaker 7: Did turn it all back?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: And then did you watch the one about the snowman
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  Speaker 4: Who's melting?
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  Speaker 14: No, that was a Netflix movie, Lacy shape Bear.
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  Speaker 10: That's what I was about to bring up, like, Netflix
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  Speaker 10: is kind of trying to, yeah, poach into this genre
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  Speaker 10: of awesome.
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  Speaker 14: Everyone is healthy cos everyone makes fun of it, but
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  Speaker 14: everyone's trying to get in on the Hallmark Matt.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, weins. Lindsay Lohang going to drop a new one.
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  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, that was on Netflix too. She had two
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  Speaker 13: on Netflix.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah they were good.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I thought those were Hallmark things.
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  Speaker 6: Are our Hallmark correspondent?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: So, good school Jeff G. Right now we say good
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  Speaker 4: morning to Jeff g.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning. What do you show? One day away from
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  Speaker 3: the weekend?
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  Speaker 10: Man?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Happy Thursday. Let's go ahead and start with the Ducks.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 24: They took care of business last night against the Oilers.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 8: Leo's Stores Day.
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  Speaker 4: Give us the Ducks.
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  Speaker 3: The foss Way Ducks won six' five and. Overtime ducks
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  Speaker 3: And jets.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 24: Tomorrow moving on to The Kings we saw some flashes
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  Speaker 24: of greatness last night with The king's New Big Three
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  Speaker 24: flashies tough And tall. Story, unfortunately, though The kings lost
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  Speaker 24: six to.
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  Speaker 3: Four kings And oilers.
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  Speaker 24: TONIGHT Nba lakers And phoenix tonight at six, Tea wolves
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  Speaker 24: Man can't wait to hear those trumpets playing At Dodger.
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  Speaker 24: Stadium dodgers in White sox today at twelve oh, five
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  Speaker 3: SEVENTY La.
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  Speaker 24: Sports angels lost The padres, Yesterday angels And cubs today
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 24: and finally this.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Morning Former Laker Lamar odom kept at real on a recent.
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  Speaker 24: Podcast here he is talking about his lifelong drug addiction
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 24: and what he was doing during the.
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  Speaker 25: Season keep, ROACHER i LOVE i love. Drugs you're talking
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  Speaker 25: to a real. Addict did you do drugs while you were. Playing,
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  Speaker 25: nah this was SUMMERTIME i did, Though, yeah, yeah go.
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  Speaker 25: FRONT i had some great summers.
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  Speaker 10: Though.
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  Speaker 24: YEAH i had a few cocaine summers. Myself, man EXCEPT
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 24: i was selling, it not buying it. Allegedly but that's
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  Speaker 24: all in the past.
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  Speaker 4: Gena you're busy staring at. Something what are you?
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  Speaker 6: Reading, Sorry i'm just hold, On, Okay i'm looking at
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: something THAT i want to say has your name all over,
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  Speaker 6: it BUT i also don't want to put this in
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 6: your head as like an. Idea, uh this is? Okay
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: so this is that A china a new weight loss
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  Speaker 6: scheme they're calling. It, okay, yes this is this is
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: a new trend that has people stretching plastic wrap over
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: their mouths before they, eat so they chew the food
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  Speaker 6: through the plastic wrap then throw then like take the
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  Speaker 6: whole thing out and throw it, away like trick their
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  Speaker 6: brains into thinking they ate without actually swallowing. Anything so
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  Speaker 6: they're chewing through like.
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  Speaker 4: To help like a dental damn.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly but like you're swing it through. Plastic but it's
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 6: supposed to quote trick your brain into thinking you're. Eating
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  Speaker 6: and of course this is, horrible like critics say, that, well,
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  Speaker 6: YEAH i mean it's. Anxi it doesn't give you any.
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  Speaker 6: Nutrition it's gonna make your cravings. Worse and oh, ps
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  Speaker 6: it's a serious eating.
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  Speaker 4: Disorder, yeah for.
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  Speaker 6: Sure and if you're IF i, know we're super into
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: being worried about, microplastics but you will obviously be ingesting
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  Speaker 6: a lot of plastic if you're chewing all this.
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  Speaker 4: Stuff, okay obviously this is not good for, You but
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  Speaker 4: why incorporate the? Plastic why not just take a bite
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  Speaker 4: of the apple fritter that you can't help?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: Yourself that Was that was such a, trend, however many
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  Speaker 6: years ago that it ended up on multiple episodes Of
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  Speaker 6: sex in The. CITY i remember people like, like, oh
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  Speaker 6: you moved TO la and now you you, know you
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  Speaker 6: eat you you chew your steak and then you spit
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  Speaker 6: it out and that's so. Gross so that was already,
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  Speaker 6: Thing BUT i think this might be the cleaner way
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  Speaker 6: because you're not you don't need like a spit.
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  Speaker 10: Bucket i've actually heard a different version of this many
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  Speaker 10: many years AGO i think you, know for all you old,
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  Speaker 10: heads maybe like On Donna hue Or Salad yell or
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  Speaker 10: some crap like. That but what you do is you
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  Speaker 10: still actually eat a little. Bit but what you will
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  Speaker 10: take a bite let's say, cereal and you have, one
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  Speaker 10: and then you pretend to take four.
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  Speaker 4: More so you're trick.
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  Speaker 10: In your mind that you, are so you mimic mimic,
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  Speaker 10: yeah that you are eating. More kind of like, this you,
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  Speaker 10: know you're tricking your brain that you. Are that's sort
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  Speaker 10: of a version of what doctor said. Forever, yeah it's
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  Speaker 10: the anti menace way of. Eating it is just don't
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  Speaker 10: wolf all the food down so? Fast not damn.
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  Speaker 4: Right, wow those are the exact.
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  Speaker 7: Words that's What Sally jesse was.
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  Speaker 8: Saying because but that is, true like, chewing that's part
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  Speaker 8: of the whole brick. Signal that's why if you go
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  Speaker 8: on like, diets they don't want you drinking smoothies and
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  Speaker 8: stuff because you're not doing any want you eating.
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  Speaker 4: Intentionally isn't it the opposite with, gum because people will
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  Speaker 4: chew gum when they're, hungry, thinking, Oh i'm that makes
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  Speaker 4: me so, hungry but it makes you more. Hungry is it?
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  Speaker 3: True.
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  Speaker 6: Salivating we're a falsely.
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  Speaker 4: Best when you chew, gum your stomach thinks it's about
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  Speaker 4: to receive, food so it creates more acid and then
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  Speaker 4: it makes you more.
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  Speaker 6: HUNGRY i mean anecdotally that that's the one REASON i
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  Speaker 6: don't like to chew, gum because they always get. Hungry.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah it's.
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  Speaker 2: Counterproduction and that's the other.
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  Speaker 6: Thing like there's huge groups On instagram that are called
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  Speaker 6: like friends Of anna Aka anna rexan, okay and it's
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  Speaker 6: like all of these trends of like this is a,
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  Speaker 6: hack this is a, Tip And i'm, like we used
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  Speaker 6: to watch all the after school specials about the dangers of,
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  Speaker 6: it and now On instagram there's multiple accounts that are,
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  Speaker 6: like oh so which wrap renolds wrapped you buy when
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  Speaker 6: you're doing like The china, diet and like this is really.
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  Speaker 10: Scary these, pepties these semi glue, ties all this stuff
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  Speaker 10: is getting cheaper and.
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  Speaker 7: Cheaper ever solve this.
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  Speaker 10: Problem, yeah you can still have the food that you
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  Speaker 10: want to, enjoy just at a smaller, levels so you
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  Speaker 10: don't need to be doing These you don't put plastic
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  Speaker 10: or eat cotton balls like the models used to. Do
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  Speaker 10: just tell don't do it up and they're gonna have
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  Speaker 10: the pill. FORM i mean a couple of pillforms already out,
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  Speaker 10: there BUT i hear through the grapevine they're not as
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  Speaker 10: strong as taking a, shot but they will get.
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  Speaker 6: There, yeah don't. Worry, please don't just stop eating plastic
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  Speaker 6: and cotton.
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  Speaker 7: Ball, yeah don't do, that make the PILL i want
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  Speaker 7: to be on the Pill, okay it's The Wood show.
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  Speaker 4: And what he will be back On. Monday in the,
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  Speaker 4: meantime everybody else is holding down the fort and Sea
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  Speaker 4: bass has got this week in audio.
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  Speaker 7: And our first bit of audio some news. Audio, uh
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  Speaker 7: this is a story.
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  Speaker 8: We covered In Redneck news earlier in the, week but
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 8: it's always so much more interesting to hear a real
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  Speaker 8: life news person having to deal with the most insane.
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  Speaker 8: Stories this was on w e H. T and usually
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 8: they don't they don't read these stories on the. Air
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 8: usually it's a website story or you put on the
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 8: police splotter because it sounds like this coming out of
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 8: a news person's.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 16: Mouth start tonight with a disturbing development out Of Central
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 16: city where A Davis county man is behind bars facing
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 16: charges of sex crimes against. Animals according to The Central
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  Speaker 16: City Police. DEPARTMENT a driver called nine one one after
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 16: seeing a man identified As Alan osbourne who appeared to
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 16: be having sexual intercourse with a dead deer on the
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 16: side of the. Road officers found the man covered in
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 16: the deer's blood and For osborne was arrested and then
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 16: taken to The Meuhlenberg County Detention. Center he is charged
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 16: with sexual crimes against.
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  Speaker 7: Animals oh, wow.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 6: Drew the short. Straw and you, say, well it's the.
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  Speaker 7: News they don't have to do every story exactly. GOOD
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  Speaker 7: i know it's you.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 8: Know Northern, kentucky Southern, indiana and there's not much going.
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  Speaker 8: On he was covered in, blood AND i saw all
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  Speaker 8: kinds of gross and profane stuff WHEN i was a.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 8: Kid but if you are just watching the evening news
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 8: with you, know your six year old having, sex, daddy.
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  Speaker 7: What's going on with the? Deer CAN i do?
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  Speaker 6: That?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah with the? Deer and why are you allowed to do?
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  Speaker 8: That That's it's one of those things Where i'm tempted
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  Speaker 8: to fly To indiana and, go but THEN i think
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  Speaker 8: it's always want, To BUT i think it's gonna be
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: one of those things, where like this story is much
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 8: more sadder in, person it's.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 7: Like it's funny ha ha from a, distance but then
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  Speaker 7: you meet the.
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  Speaker 6: Guys that's, true that's.
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  Speaker 8: True you don't want perspective, now, well you know it's
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  Speaker 8: not sadder in. Person and what's still going on is
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 8: THE Us hockey gold medal. Celebration, yeah let's go a
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  Speaker 8: straight five or six days of drinking. Party you know
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  Speaker 8: they were In, miami uh racking up one hundred fifty thousand. Dollars,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 8: Yes but one little bit THAT i did a lot
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  Speaker 8: of people haven't, covered is after they won the gold
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  Speaker 8: medal in the locker, room there's a little bit of
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  Speaker 8: them singing what.
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  Speaker 7: Song what would you?
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  Speaker 4: Think?
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  Speaker 6: Champion yeah that's, okay that's, good but it's not it's
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: not Something.
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  Speaker 4: America there you. Go Neil, DIAMOND.
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  Speaker 13: I did see this As Toby.
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  Speaker 5: Keith, okay how badass this?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 7: Song? America the most badass is This.
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  Speaker 6: Curtesy of The, Red, white And. Blue, yeah it's.
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  Speaker 13: Ass, yeah a scud written after nine to.
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  Speaker 6: Eleven.
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  Speaker 18: YEAH i.
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  Speaker 6: Gotta give THESE i say kids credit because this song came.
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  Speaker 7: Out maybe no of them were even.
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  Speaker 2: Born yeah that's.
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  Speaker 4: Probably but you gotta go hard For, america.
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  Speaker 6: Like whistling through their teeth because they're all missing their
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  Speaker 6: front teeth after the, game singing this song this is.
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  Speaker 8: Badass that gives me An american eagle. Beard oh, yeah
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  Speaker 8: you just have A british friend who would who's would
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  Speaker 8: bring out a guitar and he's singing, ironically but we
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  Speaker 8: were still, like hell, yeah, bro that.
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  Speaker 6: You genuine and lee like, that so you're.
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  Speaker 7: Not, well here's the.
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  Speaker 8: Thing it's it's two things at. Once, yes it is.
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  Speaker 8: Insane it's Insane.
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  Speaker 21: Liberty shake it's insane Like South park parody, literally but
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  Speaker 21: at the same time it's it's it's a lot like
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  Speaker 21: speaking Of South, park The america F yes, Song like
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  Speaker 21: it's meant as a, parody but people embrace it because
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  Speaker 21: of it how hardcore it is born in.
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  Speaker 6: THE US a being appropriated as like a proud song
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  Speaker 6: when it's like a sad. Song, yeah a little.
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  Speaker 8: Bit, yeah it's kind of like the it's like gay
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  Speaker 8: people taking back whatever what were?
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  Speaker 4: Effort right, right? Right, yeah it gives me an apple pie.
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  Speaker 7: Erection it's so, hard it's like it's it's fed back on.
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  Speaker 8: Itself speaking OF i guess Real, AMERICANS i don't know
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  Speaker 8: if we missed, this But vince McMahon crashed his whatever it,
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  Speaker 8: Was lamborghini or.
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  Speaker 7: Something, yeah we get half baked on the.
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  Speaker 8: Phone he hates he's got like one hundred and fifteen
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  Speaker 8: miles an hour in con etiquette and he's an old old,
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  Speaker 8: man Is. VINCE i don't have to tell you that
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  Speaker 8: because you can hear it from the body cam of
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 8: the state trooper who helped pull him out of his.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: Car card you need an.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: Ambulance, NO i don't be. Sorry why were you driving
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  Speaker 4: over one hundred miles an?
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  Speaker 9: Hour i've got you granddaughter's.
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  Speaker 4: BIRTHDAY i gotta get this the next.
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  Speaker 19: Day did you see me trying to catch up to
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  Speaker 19: you behind?
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  Speaker 4: YOU i didn't see guy so, large but it looks.
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  Speaker 4: Normal and then you just hit somewhere because you weren't paying.
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  Speaker 4: Attention were you looking at your.
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  Speaker 19: Phone trying to drive? Normal look at the person was
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  Speaker 19: right in front of.
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  Speaker 4: You there's gotta be a reason you hit.
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  Speaker 19: HIM i haven't been driving.
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  Speaker 3: The car and got no something.
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  Speaker 17: World class bs, Artist, well, okay base reaction to drive
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  Speaker 17: on the scale of excuse.
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  Speaker 7: GENERATORS i was going to my granddaughter's. Birthday, YEAH i
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  Speaker 10: GOOD i would just Say i'm old in the brake
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  Speaker 10: pedal on my twenty twenty Four. Bentley, yeah, yeah it's.
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  Speaker 10: Stuck do you want to admit that you know that
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  Speaker 10: you're not supposed to be? Driving like my reaction, Time
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  Speaker 10: i'm just.
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  Speaker 4: Driving but when you, asked did you not see?
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  Speaker 8: Me?
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  Speaker 4: Know you were a blur BECAUSE i was going one
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  Speaker 4: hundred and. Fifteen, yeah it's pretty.
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  Speaker 6: Cool and what did he mean BY i just saw?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 6: LIGHTS i thought that was just, Regular, like, well what
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: do you think lights? Mean?
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  Speaker 7: Right you go straight forward an.
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  Speaker 8: Ambula, well he's now being accused of getting sort of
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  Speaker 8: a sweetheart deal because the supervisor who shows up basically
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  Speaker 8: white gloved.
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  Speaker 9: Him i'm the investigating. Trooper, okay SO i THINK i know.
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  Speaker 9: YOU i Saw i'm going to be the issue you
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 9: missed a meet the summons for reckless, driving, okay because
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 9: she's gonna take me about ten minutes to write it
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 9: up and then we'll get you out of. Here, okay,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 9: yes all, right.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 10: YEAH i, mean if You i'm watching the video right,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 10: now he kind of just like slams into the. Divider
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 10: oh well he that other. Person look he can.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: This will only take ten. MINUTES i know you're in
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: a hurt?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 6: Birthday is it a sweetheart? Deal he got a ticket
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: for reckless?
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 7: DRIVING i, Think, well let's.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: Just say our.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 7: Buddy vaughan was. Driving do you think he would begin
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 7: that same kind.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: Of idea anybody dragged out of the car through the.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 8: Window our Buddy, greg who's, notorious he hates cock exactly
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 8: if you were in your three hundred thousand Dollars, bentley,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 8: yeah what would he?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: Say?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah BUT i think if it's just reckless, driving they
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 14: take away your. License but once you go to, COURT
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 14: i mean that you don't do it on the, spot, right?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 13: Correct so what else would they?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: Do?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 6: Right you know his car is not drivable at this point, Either.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 10: And, well like most people will get arrested automatic arrests
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 10: over one hundred miles an, hour it.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 7: Is but if you're a, billionaire well it depends on
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 7: the state. Obviously, yeah you can buy.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 8: Away and and he wouldn't technically get radar at that
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 8: because the other the cop car was so body chasing.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 7: Him he doesn't have the exact. Number he's pacing him
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 7: at one hundred and.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 8: Fifteen, well, okay we could we can Compare apple's staff
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 8: bulls a little bit here because the other big car
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 8: crash this, Week love was A lamello ball of The,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 8: hornets one of the ball. Boys and let's can we
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 8: not forget that his first name Is. LaMelo there's vau
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 8: forgot of him crashing its Looks was it like some
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 8: kind of weird? Camoed is it a?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: Hummer?
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah it was a, hummer EV i. Believe but he's.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 6: Not he's not on the Highway. Connecticut he's Downtown.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 8: Charlotte and you can see that he clearly is distracted
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 8: and crosses over the center line into another car and
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 8: he hits that and then he walks out and some
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 8: lambeau comes and picks him, up and he just kind of.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 7: Does do do, Doo i'm out of here sort of.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: Thing.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 8: Uh and then at his press conference he was asked
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 8: and he had this to say about the.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: CRASH i seen her get straight off the.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 8: Car can you put into words the last twenty four
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 8: hours with, you how just how it has been emotional
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 8: for you to have to deal with that and then
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 8: come here playing game.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: Tonight is on top of.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: That i'm just, alive blessed for.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 25: Him So god is, Great LIKE i, said.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 13: And then he walks.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 10: Off oh, YEAH i mean the wheel of the car was,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 10: missing so, YEAH i could have been not the same
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 10: speed As vince, McMahon but it was a straight On
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 10: you're driving A homer into somebody in.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 7: Traffic that's no.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 6: Fun is this one of? Those his attorney advises him
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 6: not to apologize or show. Remars is just a.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 8: Jacket god is. Great you, KNOW i would have thought
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 8: you would have maybe rehearsed out a little. Better like you,
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 8: Know i'm in the middle of. Ball first, OFF i
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 8: don't Say i've seen but, okay ask me the Question,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 8: greg tell us about dear blah blah.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: Blah, yeah how are you feeling and how does, this
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: uh these emotions affect you during game?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 8: Time, well first, off WHEN i saw the lady get
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 8: out of her, car she appeared to be just. Fine
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 8: that's the Thing i'm most thankful about is that she wasn't.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 7: INJURED i wasn't. Injured that was so.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 8: Great right, now we're still getting together all the details
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 8: and we don't have exactly what's happened together, yet BUT
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 8: i thank you for your.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 7: Concern, Again i'm just Really god is. Great, yeah said We.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 8: Gucci, yeah thank you for the, question and, yeah it's
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 8: still being. Investigated but right, now you, Know i'm trying
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 8: to focus back on. Basketball and, again you, Know i'm
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 8: really happy.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: To everyone's and then you just walk out of the.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 8: Room anybody want to talk about the game against The
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 8: bobcats coming up or, whatever BECAUSE i.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 6: Not, yeah that's wows you could be on SOMEBODY'S pr.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 8: TEAM i thought every that's WHAT i. THOUGHT i thought
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 8: every agent was teaching them. This every team had their
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 8: OWN pr. Person some agents are just collecting and checked. Out,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 8: Right it's like it's it's not like this question isn't
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 8: coming up because you got the video of you hitting
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 8: this other car probably on your.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 10: Phone BUT i, mean, yeah as this person being your,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 10: client don't you want them to just keep ongoing and
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 10: making money and not getting caught up and stuff like.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 8: This well, yeah but but but this's already. Happened, yeah
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 8: you've already been an.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: Idiot.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 8: Again he's probably texting and, driving which is why you
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 8: cross over the center, line and.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: Your job is to clean it, up, right you're the
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: cleaner or. Whatever, right, anyway that's that's WHAT i would. Do,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: well we're looking at the well actually listening to this
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: week and, audio and we have more of that next
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  Speaker 8: Really interesting audio of a lady trying to cancel HER
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 8: i guess her internet service or cable, service one of those.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 7: Things and at FIRST i was, like, oh this can't be.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 8: Real BUT i ran through all our stuff AS i
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 8: ASKED ai if it's, real and apparently what. Happened apparently
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  Speaker 8: apparently she is doing the classic thing when you call
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  Speaker 8: it cancel and they give you a thousand Different.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 10: Well we could offer, you, DUDE i just went through,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 10: this SO i would love to hear, it And i'll
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 10: tell you what happened to.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 8: Me, okay so it's getting so, weird and the lady
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 8: on the other end is so defiantly not letting her.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 8: Cancel the lady on the other end starts almost like
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 8: taking it.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 7: Personally.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 8: Fear, yeah this is a girl from a called her Names,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 8: NISSA i should, say trying to cancel her internet.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 16: Start tonight with a disturbing development out of central you
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  Speaker 16: have to go TO a FIVE a Their.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 7: Vaughn, yeah.
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  Speaker 19: Apparently what's making this toddler lee and fear it's a menacing.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: Coyote.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 7: Uh he already opened them in a DIFFERENT.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: I don't think they mean.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 10: If somebody's trying to call me and also need to.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 6: Cut my villain.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 7: Half they're not a.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 10: Person you're saying a, service but but we don't have
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 10: any record of you calling in is in the tech
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 10: out for?
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 20: FREE i would jump all over.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 7: That people just don't appreciate anything.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 6: Anymore make it make.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: Fair.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 20: That's, okay just.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: Cancel, Wow, yeah that's what they call the retention. Department,
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 4: right something offered me half? Off?
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah what does make it makes?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 6: Sense it's literally my.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 10: NIGHTMARE i just recently had to cut ties with the
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 10: provider because the area That i'm moving to doesn't have.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 10: It so they try to sell me on so many different,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 10: things AND i, go, LOOK i can't even sign up for.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 10: It they put me on hold three different times because
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 10: they had to talk to their. SUPERVISOR i legally can't
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 10: cancel your service unless you.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: Know.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah it was crazy what they were throwing at, me
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 10: AND i, go, GUYS i can't even use the, service
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 10: and then they try to sell me on like cell
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 10: phone service. Instead i'm, LIKE i.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 4: Can't, well one doesn't.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 8: Exist my government like stepping in when it doesn't have.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 8: To but it seems like this sort of thing where you, say,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 8: well you give them a direct. ORDER i don't want
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 8: your service, Anymore please cancel it right.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: Now that should be the end of.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 8: It they can't then string because they half of it
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 8: is they want you to get cut, off get you hang.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 13: UP i was.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 14: On it took from the going back and forth for
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 14: me one time canceling something at half an. Hour oh,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 14: yeah So i'm sitting there for half an hour trying
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 14: to cancel.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 6: Something or if you're a, gym there's no way to
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 6: do but to go drive to that original gym and
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 6: like beg them in person to let you out of.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 7: It it's.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 6: CRAZY a letter that's a certified.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 7: Meal no, no, no?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 6: Right and how long had this been going on before
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: she chose to just start.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 7: Recording it, got it got so.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: Ridiculous.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 8: Okay she then made let's see if you want to
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 8: refresh that, screen you might be to get the right clip. Clips,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 8: there let's go on the next. One they're canceling.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: Cable i'll on the phone listening to people like.
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  Speaker 6: YOU i am well sorry that that's your, job, man please,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 6: supervisor and you know what.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 10: My job is to help. People And i'll be off.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 10: Backwards and you were lying with me.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: Because you're gonna have.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 20: To wait for a long time from the.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 10: Supervisor that's.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 7: Fine oh, wow damn crazy.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 6: Bitch and you could, say, well what does she care if?
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 4: You is it her?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 6: Company, no she had a bad morning at home and
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 6: she was just looking for to take it out on.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: Somebody and maybe if you work for the retention, department
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: do you get some sort of phone if you retain.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 7: Job to retain?
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: Them that's.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 10: All.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 8: Right so let's go from that's not that's kind of
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 8: nasty to something THAT i can't find the. BAD i
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 8: was gonna make this an a babe or and iye,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 8: roll but this this is an a. Babe have you
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 8: heard of Something greg called best last day? Ever oh my,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 8: god last day?
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: EVER i have not BUT i can only assume it's about.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 6: DOGS i may have to is?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 4: Correct, now like where you give, them you actually get
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 4: to give them chocolate or take.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 8: Them this is a video shot with a Even i'm
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 8: Even i'm saying this a pit bull Named, gracie and
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 8: they put her in menace. Menace they put her in
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 8: a little wagon and they now Greg they made a
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 8: sign that said this Is gracie's best last day, ever
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 8: and they took her around to the public and got
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 8: her like doggy ice. Cream it's well Because i'm Celebrating
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 8: dugan's this is not Official dugan.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 7: News wow that?
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 6: Crazy oh my, goodness?
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 18: Orangeous all this.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 7: Attention did she at least have some blood before she?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 8: Died it was taste of arm so warming that a
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 8: mother gave up her infant as to.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 6: This Pit it was last days.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 10: Ever paint such a lovely. Thing, no like a blood,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 10: Transfusion like they try.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: Everything why are you giving up so?
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: Fast?
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 7: YEAH i hate you.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: Guys oh my?
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 7: God but is it is it an ALL i roll
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 7: that you like make a big deal out of?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 5: It is?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 6: It but is it weird to put it on? Strangers?
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: Dogs attention? Seeking? Right?
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 6: Right so that's WHY i was kind of, THINKING i
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 6: roll is that's.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: An eye roll, element that's for.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 7: Sure this dog is about to.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 6: Die bring to get out on Little.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: Gracie remember that old video that was super. Popular it
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 4: was a husky and it had severe arthritis and pain
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: and the owner would take it into a lake and
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: let it float on its back OR.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 6: I know this is gonna sound, insane but it really
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 6: did almost make me. Cry that's super super old bat
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 6: that couldn't fly. Before so there's this like bat sanctuary
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 6: and the caretaker puts it like on her, arm and
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 6: its little bad arms go up and down and they
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 6: walk it so he feels like he's. FLYING i, mean that's.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 7: Nice that's just lost. Gray oh, god if there's oh,
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 7: yeah are they what they did with that? Butterfly?
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah oh, yeah rehabilitate the butterfly of the. Road she's,
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 4: dying so we're gonna give her some. Feces oh my.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 8: God it's a different animal. News this Is we have
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 8: some audio from a like a backdoor. CAM i think
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 8: we had talked about this.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 4: Story.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 8: Right one year old got chased by a coyote in
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 8: A Pasadena oh, well you we hear some screaming here
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 8: and a little bit of an interview with the. Family,
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 8: again little kid goes out And i'll have inside addition
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 8: take over from.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 19: There what's making this toddler flea and.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: Fear it's a menacing coyote chasing the boy outside his
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: home In.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 19: Pasadena mom lets out a blood curdling.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 6: SCREAM i looked up AND i, said big old. Coyote
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 6: so this is middle of the.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 8: Day the kids like they're headed out to do, whatever run,
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 8: errands and the kid jumps out and the he just
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 8: there and it chases it back into the root.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 10: House coyotes are becoming domesticated some way because they're just
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 10: they don't. Care they're.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 8: Everywhere oh this IS i will say exactly that, minute
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 8: because it was this. WEEK i was driving around eight
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 8: o'clock at night and there was one just chilling in
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 8: somebody's front.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 6: Yard, yeah they're very blood.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 4: Everywhere every TIME.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 14: I want to go walk my dog over the weekend
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 14: AND i had another person walking. There little dog, Said,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 14: hey by the, way there's a coyote right across the
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 14: other side of the.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 13: Streets so it's, like, well we're going back.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 8: Inside, Well i'm thinking like if especially and at the
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 8: point where they're because it would eat a three year.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 8: Old let's not it's not kid ourselves if it had the.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 8: Chance If i'm the dad THAT i don't care IF
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 8: i get a citation for just discharging a firearm in.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 8: Public you Know i'm out. There that's that's the end
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 8: of that, coyote, RIGHT i mean there's no Other, yeah the.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 5: People, like oh where you?
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 4: Go we did coexist now that COYOTE i.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 8: WAS i SAID i would do that Because i'm a billy.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 8: Badass but let's look at the dad of this three year.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 8: Old let's see if he sounds as.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: Tough, okay, MOM i eat A svalto says little sal
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: had run out to the front gate ahead of her
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: when the predator suddenly.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: Appeared, verbally how big was?
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: It so?
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: Good her husband was stunned when he saw the. FOOTAGE
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: i was just pretty.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 19: Shocked it was a, very very bold.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 4: Coyote it says there are only two confirmed fatal coyote
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: attacks on humans ever.
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  Speaker 8: Breakdown, yeah all, right so we'll break. Here but we
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  Speaker 8: got a little more this weekend. Audio next On The Woody.
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  Speaker 4: And we are wrapping up this. Week in, audio we.
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  Speaker 8: federal judge In michigan whose dui arrest video is now
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  Speaker 6: Ui, okay it's like a points term super.
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  Speaker 4: DRUNK i don't think.
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  Speaker 6: One twenty good, Answer, okay, okay all.
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  Speaker 15: Answer can you pick a number between nineteen and twenty
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  Speaker 15: Fifteen, Okay so as you pick a number between nineteen
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  Speaker 7: That the number between nineteen and twenty. One seven you can.
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  Speaker 6: Judge.
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  Speaker 8: Congrats you could take Over Thomas, ludington who is currently
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  Speaker 8: yeah you can take a point two four and just
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  Speaker 8: Drunk but, yeah apparently In, michigan if you're at a
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  Speaker 8: point one seven or. Above oh, sorry he was a
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  Speaker 8: point two. Seven so if you're point one seven or,
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  Speaker 8: above you are quote super drunk in the.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 10: Law have We we've talked about this numerous, times but
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 10: have we even looked into. It can you be drunk
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  Speaker 8: Not i'm being drunk in a cab because technically you
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  Speaker 8: are supposed to be like in. CONTROL i would, SAY
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  Speaker 8: i WOULD i would think like an actual driverless, car
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  Speaker 4: You're a passenger in, one, yeah behind the wheel self
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  Speaker 6: like it's the responsible thing to be drunk in the
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  Speaker 10: Way i've been in a couple of those taxis and
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 10: They i'm not saying, waymo but some other ones that,
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  Speaker 10: uh they've smelled like. Weeds so somebody is on. Something,
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 10: well the zekes.
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  Speaker 8: That are driving Around, vegas of course people are. Drunk
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  Speaker 8: that is at that point.
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  Speaker 4: If you're behind the, wheel then.
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  Speaker 10: No, yeah, okay, yeah that's all you gotta do cool
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  Speaker 10: have yet to get one of those zukes. Ones they
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  Speaker 10: look like little, boxes, yeah like a.
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  Speaker 8: Little little little transit like mini subway. Cars, yeah wheels fun.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 8: Times we already know the answer to. This but this
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  Speaker 8: is how this guy got. Arrested is he was he
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 8: somehow caught a, hawk, yeah in his backyard in la.
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  Speaker 6: And he looks, thirsty and he took one.
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  Speaker 7: Photo it was pretty. FUNNY i gotta.
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  Speaker 6: Admit he put like a joint in the hawk's.
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  Speaker 17: Way then he tried to then he then he not tried.
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  Speaker 17: To he successfully fed a hawk a. Buzzball, dude is
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 17: this guy the bird? Whisper, like you, know how the
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 17: hell did he catch The cooper's, hawk.
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  Speaker 8: Right which is like a wild animal obviously, Right, Yeah
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  Speaker 8: and and the bird willingly drank from the, buzzball as
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  Speaker 8: evidenced IN ao that this guy posted on his own YouTube.
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• 1:51:18
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• 1:51:22
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• 1:51:35
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• 1:54:00
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  Speaker 6: at one of our other, events but you were just
• 1:54:09
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  Speaker 7: MARKET i mean. Incredible you just want to say thank
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  Speaker 4: Us, WELL Dj Tim, martinez thanks not just for today
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 4: and that. Event thanks for.
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  Speaker 7: EVERYTHING i love you, guys can't wait to see you
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  Speaker 7: next week by.
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  Speaker 4: Join Fun all, right, guys well that's going to do
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  Speaker 4: it for A. Thursday, yeah here on The Woody, show
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  Speaker 4: relatively fun. Day just a reminder that what we would
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  Speaker 4: thing which, fine kind of terrifying for me this week
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  Speaker 4: in audio that was always fun And, gina thanks for the.
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  Speaker 4: Headlines tomorrow on the, show of, course we've got more
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